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Jet Stream Kites Could Power New York City

Damien1972 writes to tell us that researchers from the Carnegie Institution and California State University claim that a fleet of kites could harvest enough energy to run New York and other major cities, especially if they are affected by polar jet streams. "Using 28 years of data from the National Center for Environmental Prediction and the Department of Energy, Ken Caldeira of the Carnegie Institution's Department of Global Ecology and Cristina Archer of California State University, Chico compiled the first global survey of wind energy available at high altitudes in the atmosphere. They found that the regions best suited for harvesting this energy align with population centers in the eastern U.S. and East Asia, although they note that 'fluctuating wind strength still presents a challenge for exploiting this energy source on a large scale.'"

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  1. Anonymous Coward by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Monorail

  2. Lightning Capital by awarrenfells · · Score: 5, Funny

    Maybe this will finally rid Florida of the lightning capital of the world title.

    Ben Franklin, eat your heart out. :-P

    1. Re:Lightning Capital by CarpetShark · · Score: 2, Funny

      Indeed. Now it will be called the shadiest place on Earth.

    2. Re:Lightning Capital by awarrenfells · · Score: 2, Funny

      Isn't it already?

  3. Major side benefit by SuperKendall · · Score: 4, Funny

    Great defense against incoming jetliners as the kites get sucked into engines, either from terrorists or major campaign donors out for a spin in Air Force One.

    It'll be like the ending of Mary Poppins, only it never ends! Let's go fly a kite, up to the highest height...

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    1. Re:Major side benefit by Jeremi · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Great defense against incoming jetliners as the kites get sucked into engines, either from terrorists or major campaign donors out for a spin in Air Force One.

      America circa 1960: "We choose to go to the moon in this decade and do the other things, not because they are easy, but because they are hard."
      America circa 2009: "OMG terrorists!"

      Honestly, will we ever get our national cojones back?

      (not that I think kite-power is necessarily a realistic idea, I'm just tired of the knee-jerk genuflection towards our new Al Quaeda overlords)

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    2. Re:Major side benefit by tjstork · · Score: 1

      Honestly, will we ever get our national cojones back?

      I would think that, having blown off the UN to invade half of the middle east, some might say we have too many cojones...

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    3. Re:Major side benefit by genner · · Score: 5, Funny

      Honestly, will we ever get our national cojones back?

      I would think that, having blown off the UN to invade half of the middle east, some might say we have too many cojones...

      Yeah that took "balls". What are they going to do...pass a non-binding resolution to some day send us a strongly worded letter.

    4. Re:Major side benefit by SimonInOz · · Score: 1

      Does anyone know what "the other things" were?

      I've always wondered.

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    5. Re:Major side benefit by jmorris42 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      > America circa 2009: "OMG terrorists!"

      Eh? Dunno about you but the Air Force One gag included made it pretty clear to me the original poster was making a joke out of it, which is the correct response.

      > Honestly, will we ever get our national cojones back?

      Forget the cojones, how about some sanity and common sense?

      Now getting back to the topic......

      Look folks, this isn't rocket science. Modern civilization isn't possible without large quantities of energy in some form. The current situation is clearly unsustainable, depending on oil from places that hate our guts and use our dollars to destroy our civilization is insane. Ok, if we can agree on that we can move to the question of what should replace foreign oil. And it is a pretty short list:

      1. More domestic production. Nice short term solution, I support it even; but Drill, Baby Drill! ain't nothing but a stopgap measure at best.

      2. Something Green. Ok, this kite thing is typical of the category. Pie in the sky, impractical, decades away and will cost multiples what we pay for energy now. Assuming it can even be made to work at all. Again, if one of these notions eventually pans out, great. For the record I'm all for Unicorns and kittens too. But do we really need to put all our hopes on one of these miracles arriving in time to save us?

      Especially in light of the hate enviros start heaping on any alternative source that begins to become practical? Hydro? NO! Already got nutter enviros against geothermal. How in the wide wide world of sports can an enviro be against geothermal! There are other reasons it hasn't become commonplace, but environmental concerns? Got enviros lining up against large scale solar. Wind turbines, besides Sen. Kennedy not wanting to see em off HIS beachfront, are noisy, ugly and kill birds. Oh no, wind isn't green enough. And we are laughing now about kites but if actual production started lighting up the grid you can bet enviros would have objections and they wouldn't be joking. And laughing at THEM gets you branded a 'hater' who wants to destroy the precious earth.

      I think we have enough evidence to draw a conclusion: By the time a green tech gets into actual production it isn't green anymore. The real world at work? Or perhaps we need to understand the underlying truth. Greens don't want us to find innovative new sources of energy to continue our lifestyle, they want to make energy scarce so as to reshape our society along lines THEY find more pleasing. We aren't to get a vote in this, we aren't even supposed to know we have other options because we can't be trusted to make the 'correct' choice.

      And meanwhile, while we sit around and beat off over the latest green tech fresh from some research project we actually DO NOTHING other than continue to send cash to help destabilize the middle east a little more.

      3. We build the crap out of modern safe designs for fission plants and let that hold us until fusion finally gets into production.

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    6. Re:Major side benefit by Nefarious+Wheel · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Forget the cojones, how about some sanity and common sense?

      Now getting back to the topic......

      Look folks, this isn't rocket science...

      Damn, where are my mod points when I need them? I'll have to settle for putting you on the friends list.

      In the interests of brevity you probably omitted the possibility that the greenie-green haters you reference may actually prefer to keep themselves in the public eye as some form of environmental elite. This wouldn't last if green solutions become mainstream, they'd be just like anybody else.

      It's extremely annoying to a revolutionary when the establishment gives into their demands without a fight.

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    7. Re:Major side benefit by tjstork · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Yeah that took "balls". What are they going to do...pass a non-binding resolution to some day send us a strongly worded letter.

      Um, they could have threatened nuclear war for violating the UN charter. If you recall, the German invasion of Belgium was enough to get the British into World War I, and likewise, the invasion of Poland started World War II in Europe. W did what few belligerents in recent history have gotten away with. It's doubtful we'll know what happened in our lifetimes but the backdoor diplomacy that allowed that to happen must have been remarkable.

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    8. Re:Major side benefit by daem0n1x · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Such big balls and no brain... What a shame.

    9. Re:Major side benefit by 4D6963 · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      lol, yeah, the UN is going to make other countries start a nuclear war on the United States. That sounds so fucking likely. Plus everybody knows that the first thing the UN do when vexed is to shake its nuclear fist.

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    10. Re:Major side benefit by radtea · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Greens don't want us to find innovative new sources of energy to continue our lifestyle, they want to make energy scarce so as to reshape our society along lines THEY find more pleasing.

      It's important to be aware the puritans are NOT green, although they have managed to hijack the green movement for the past couple of decades. The only thing that has kept them going is the impracticality of most genuine green tech. They are under siege within the movement now, and over the course of the next couple of decades will become a footnote to history, precisely because most people are in favour of sustainable solutions to the power generation problem and are, of course, not puritans.

      They are not puritans for a very simple reason: puritanism is not sustainable. The only way the puritans can impose themselves on the world is if no green technology actually works. Unfortunately everything from solar to wind is coming along nicely, and even nuclear and clean coal are talked about seriously.

      So don't make the mistake of confusing the puritans with the greens. The puritans are on the way out. The greens are finally coming back from the debacle of the early '70's, when formerly scientific organizations like Greenpeace became marketing shills for the puritans.

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    11. Re:Major side benefit by Usquebaugh · · Score: 3, Insightful

      1920 OMG Commies
      1930 OMG Fascists
      1940 OMG Fascists
      1950 OMG Commies
      1960 OMG Commies
      1970 OMG Commies
      1980 OMG Japan
      1990 OMG Iraq
      2000 OMG Muslims

      Basically, the US has always had a national fear to attack. Independent thought is rare and independent action even rarer in the US.

      Now shut up and go watch the TV.

    12. Re:Major side benefit by patman600 · · Score: 1
      From the speech:

      But why, some say, the moon? Why choose this as our goal? And they may well ask why climb the highest mountain? Why, 35 years ago, fly the Atlantic? Why does Rice play Texas?

      from http://www.historyplace.com/speeches/jfk-space.htm In case you are wondering, Rice is a small university in Houston, TX, and gets regularly squashed by the University of Texas in football, and was the site of that speech.

    13. Re:Major side benefit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There are so many strawmen here you could ask the wizard for a brain. --By the time a green tech gets into actual production it isn't green anymore -- Really? Name one.

    14. Re:Major side benefit by Jurily · · Score: 1

      If you recall, the German invasion of Belgium was enough to get the British into World War I, and likewise, the invasion of Poland started World War II in Europe.

      Yes, but not Austria or Czechoslovakia. Hitler wanted too much, too fast.

      Oh, and congratulations for godwinning an article about kites.

    15. Re:Major side benefit by IdolizingStewie · · Score: 1
      Some context:

      "Some people may ask, why go to the moon? They may well ask, why climb the highest mountain? Why, 35 years ago, fly the Atlantic? Why does Rice play Texas? We choose to go to the moon. We choose to go to the moon and do the other things, not because they are easy, but because they are hard. Because that challenge is one we intend to win."

      I assume everyone understands the first two examples. The third arose, I am sure, because the speech took place in Rice Stadium. For those of you not familiar with college sports (shocking to suggest, I know) Rice has a student body roughly 1/8th the size of UT's and regularly gets creamed by their football team. Yet nearly every year the two teams meet, and out of 91 games, Rice has won 21. (And yes, the video clip of the speech does get played before every Rice-Texas game at Rice Stadium)

    16. Re:Major side benefit by jmorris42 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      > Really? Name one.

      Didn't I name enough in the original post?

      I remember when hydroelectric was still hailed as almost an ultimate green tech, "Free energy from water!" Before the whinging about fish, before the land use issues, etc. These days it is considered as anything but green.

      I remember when ethanol was THE replacement for gas. Actually try to make a few million gallons of the stuff and the problems become apparent enough for even a green idiot to see. Although I saw the problem a decade ago. We don't have enough farmland to feed both the world and our cars.

      Solar was THE bee's knees when it was Kalifornicators using government subsidies to put collectors on their roof to get bragging rights over their neighbors over how 'enviromentally aware' they were. Try to scale it up to industrial production and there isn't ANYWHERE you can put square miles of collectors where some insignificant critter doesn't live... and might not thrive anymore if you turn it's desert habitat into cool shade under the solar collectors.

      Plug in electric cars are another great impractical luxury good to get plenty of egoboo out of owning.... and being seen to own; so long as too many people don't try and actually own one. Then the question of where the hell is all of that additional electrical generating capacity going to come from needs an answer and it probably won't be too green.

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    17. Re:Major side benefit by nine-times · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I think we have enough evidence to draw a conclusion: By the time a green tech gets into actual production it isn't green anymore. The real world at work?

      Yeah, to a large extent, I think it is the real world at work. Nothing is free, and I don't mean that in terms of money. I mean anything that we use to "create" energy isn't really creating energy. Energy doesn't get created, it just gets collected, harnessed, and transfered. So pretty much anything we do to "create" energy will actually mean taking energy out of the environment somehow. That means it's going to have some kind of environmental impact.

      So part of the problem is that these "greens" that you talk about, the people who want zero environmental impact, are people who want a free lunch and have no idea how the world works. They're utopianists. They're the same people who have some imagined model of government/economics that they think will solve all the world's problems. Hint: it's basically a big commune where we all share and everyone is always nice to each other.

      They're also the people who 20 years ago thought the most important think for school children was "self esteem". They're the same people who think that if you just "be yourself", then people will like you, and that being honest and saying what you feel will solve all of your personal problems. They're the same sort of people who 40 years ago thought that love and freedom for tradition and social norms would fix the world.

      They're children who think that all of our problems have simple and perfect solutions, and given a strategy to address certain problem, once they've discovered a down-side, they decide that it's complete unacceptable.

    18. Re:Major side benefit by zippthorne · · Score: 5, Funny

      2006 OMG Ponies!!!

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    19. Re:Major side benefit by jmorris42 · · Score: 5, Informative

      > Um, they could have threatened nuclear war for violating the UN charter.

      Another poster has already ridiculed you over the silly notion that the UN has the capability to nuke anyone. I want to ridicule you over an even more obvious problem. We have a veto. That is the problem with the UN, it was designed to ensure nothing actually got done. The fricking French have a veto.

      And besides, Saddam was in flagrant violation of an sackful of UN Resolutions and they couldn't be stirred to react. So the worst case scenario is they could have attempted to pass a sternly worded Resolution against the US... which we would have vetoed. And had Bush been in a mood to demonstrate the uselessness of the UN he could have instructed our Ambassador to let em pass their silly Resolution and then walked to the nearest lectern and said "Screw em, they refuse to enforce the decade old Resolutions against Saddam so they can sit and spin while I ignore this one as well."

      In the end that is the problem with the UN, everyone designing it knew they were designing a Parliment of Tyrants so they made sure it was toothless, thus turning it into a mostly harmless masturbatorium. Yes, really. Do the math; Far more than half the nation states in the UN were and still are obviously unfree but political correctness demands one nation one vote thus Evil must carry the day. Thus it was rendered ineffectual.

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    20. Re:Major side benefit by tjstork · · Score: 1

      Oh, and congratulations for godwinning an article about kites.

      too .... much ... history channel for me.....

         

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    21. Re:Major side benefit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I feel like you have something against people who are as you refer to them "nutter enviros" I don't get it. Some of your examples like ethanol were always the wet dream of farm oligarchs. Why is being concerned about rivers and lakes "whinging about fish?" I think you're mistaking an honest and complex ongoing debate (that will probably never stop) among engineers and environmental scientists that is inevitably impinged on by political concerns as being some kind of black and white struggle between good and evil.

    22. Re:Major side benefit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      The fricking French have a veto.

      The 5th largest economy in the world, and the 2nd largest EU economy.

      How dare they have any say!

    23. Re:Major side benefit by anarche · · Score: 1

      America circa 1960: "We choose to go to the moon in this decade and do the other things, not because they are easy, but because they are hard." America circa 2009: "OMG terrorists!"

      Honestly, will we ever get our national cojones back?

      When you all stop suing each other and begin to realise people are actually responsible for some of their own actions (and consequences)

      "OMG terrorists"
      "Bomb em!"
      "We can't they might sue us!"

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    24. Re:Major side benefit by anarche · · Score: 1

      Solar was THE bee's knees when it was Kalifornicators using government subsidies to put collectors on their roof to get bragging rights over their neighbors over how 'enviromentally aware' they were. Try to scale it up to industrial production and there isn't ANYWHERE you can put square miles of collectors where some insignificant critter doesn't live... and might not thrive anymore if you turn it's desert habitat into cool shade under the solar collectors.

      Really? I've got a nice hot, sunny Outback where you can use. The lizards'll pretty quickly realise its still nice and hot on top of the solar array and the... well... there's not much else out there...

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    25. Re:Major side benefit by anarche · · Score: 1

      Energy doesn't get created, it just gets collected, harnessed, and transfered. So pretty much anything we do to "create" energy will actually mean taking energy out of the environment somehow. That means it's going to have some kind of environmental impact.

      Nuclear. Produces energy from matter (sure deep down it may all be energy, but we don't know that for sure yet...)

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    26. Re:Major side benefit by jmorris42 · · Score: 0, Troll

      > The 5th largest economy in the world, and the 2nd largest EU economy.

      > How dare they have any say!

      Nope. First it isn't just about economic power, and they certainly weren't (they were a smoking ruin along with everything else in Europe) #5 when they were given that veto wielding seat; it was a pure legacy thing. Germany was and is far more inherently powerful but for obvious reasons was not offered a permanent seat. Second they should have lost it along with GB when the EU became a political (vs the Euro economic only stuff much earlier) Union and been replaced with a single UN seat for the EU. Otherwise the US needs to get 50 General Assembly seats, along with one Security Council seat with a veto. Then the fifth permanent seat could go to a new up and coming nation, perhaps India?

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    27. Re:Major side benefit by SimonInOz · · Score: 1

      Thanks for the explanation. I feel better. I admit the rice and Texas thing was a little weird.

      Mind you, it WAS the '60s. (And they say if you remember the 60s, you weren't really there ... and I wasn't, I was rather little - actually about 7 when he made that speech, just 14 years old when they stepped onto the moon - now I'm 54 and nobody's been back for 40 years. I am sad. Where are your dreams, oh Americans? Must you be out dreamed by the Chinese? The Japanese? New Zealand maybe? Come ON!)

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    28. Re:Major side benefit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Shouldn't that be: America circa 1960: "We choose to go to the moon in this decade and do the other things, not because they are easy, but so the commies don't beat us to them."

    29. Re:Major side benefit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is a human trait, not exclusive to the US. ie. in Nigeria OMG witches stealing my penis.

    30. Re:Major side benefit by rssrss · · Score: 1

      Dude: Word

      +1

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    31. Re:Major side benefit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Now shut up and go watch the TV.

      Can't! TV is broken! It's been broken for a couple days.

    32. Re:Major side benefit by Nefarious+Wheel · · Score: 1

      Really? I've got a nice hot, sunny Outback where you can use.

      Hey hang on mate, that's our... that's our...

      uh, never mind, carry on then.

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    33. Re:Major side benefit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wow, with the response you are getting with your 'cojones' comment I think you won Troll of the Year For Best Flame War, and you didn't even post AC!

    34. Re:Major side benefit by jmorris42 · · Score: 1

      > I feel like you have something against people who are as you refer to them "nutter enviros"

      Because they a) aren't living in reality and b) lie in that they refuse to discuss their actual goals making rational discourse impossible. If I'm right that Greens ACTUALLY want to disassemble our energy consuming civilization but only speak of their actual goals when they think they are talking amongst themselves it makes it kinda pointless to argue whether an energy source is practical, safe, etc since they object to it on a totally different basis.

      > Some of your examples like ethanol were always the wet dream of farm oligarchs.

      Of course big agra liked the idea and now that they have had a taste of the money aren't likely to give it up without a fight. But they didn't start it, I was around back when that crap got started and it was starry eyed hippies questing for "Renewable energy."

      > Why is being concerned about rivers and lakes "whinging about fish?"

      Because ALL energy sources have consequences. Even if the Greens aren't total liars they refuse to deal with the world as it is. If I announced a new energy source tomorrow based on Unicorn farts the Greens would be partnered up with PETA by tomorrow and would be condemning it as cruel to have poor Unicorns in stalls with hoses up their bum. In the end it comes down to choices, pay trillions to the Middle Eastern terror states or build nuke plants. Pay trillions to prop up known human rights abusers or possibly abuse fish. Dunno about you but Humans > Fish in my priority list and I trust us to build and operate safe nuke plants a lot more than I trust what our oil money is funding in Iran about now.

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    35. Re:Major side benefit by undercanopy · · Score: 1

      Can't! Can't get cable here and DTV signal is the su>0rZ

      there.. fixed that for you

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    36. Re:Major side benefit by TapeCutter · · Score: 1

      Calling eco-extremists "enviro" or "green" is about as useful and misleading as calling the KKK "conservative".

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    37. Re:Major side benefit by nine-times · · Score: 1

      It's still not "creating" energy any more than burning coal is. It's a different way in which energy is stored in the arrangement of matter, which makes it fuel. Of course, that means you have to gather the fuel and expend it to get the energy. The fuel is bound to be limited (even if the end is not yet in sight) and there is bound to be some kind of waste byproduct which must then be somehow disposed of.

      Not to say that some of these solutions aren't better or worse than others. Maybe we'll actually be able to make fusion reactors that produce harmless waste. Who knows, maybe some day we'll even be able to turn matter completely into energy without any waste. I'd bet that even if we figure out something like that, there will be some kind of downside.

    38. Re:Major side benefit by TapeCutter · · Score: 1

      I've been a "greenie" since the 70's, the correct term for the people who reject technology is "luddite". I agree with your summary of greenpeace as do many of it's founders who left in disgust at the scientific ignorance of luddite policies such as campagining to stop chlorination of drinking water.

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    39. Re:Major side benefit by Enki+X · · Score: 1

      That was the League of Nations, not the UN...

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    40. Re:Major side benefit by managementboy · · Score: 1

      Strange, you compare the EU with to the USA? The EU doesn't even have a constitution or a democratically elected president. Currently it's just a NAFTA on steroids. Taking into account, that France has nukes, I would argue that they are quiet powerful. And what is the "obvious" reason not to give Germany a permanent seat?

    41. Re:Major side benefit by BlackPignouf · · Score: 1

      Interesting post.
      But the fact is that *every* energy source has its environmental drawbacks, and the related problems are directly proportional to our consumption.

      No whiny enviro needed to realize it, just a good book about physics and thermodynamics.
      Take a look at "Three Gorges Dam" for an example of a clean and renewable source gone wrong.
      Geothermal experiments in Basel (CH) led to a 3.4 earthquake. No biggie, but not completely problem free.
      The list goes on and on, for fossil fuels, nukes, solar and wind power....

      The conclusion is that the best energy is measured in Negawatt.hours, that we should use renewable energies as much as possible, and cover what's left with nukes.
      But we'll reach peak oil and get climate related problems well before fusion gets into production, so this technology is totally irrelevant for the problems we have to cope with.

    42. Re:Major side benefit by BlackThorne_DK · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Wind turbines, besides Sen. Kennedy not wanting to see em off HIS beachfront, are noisy, ugly and kill birds. Oh no, wind isn't green enough.

      Could they be made to target the pidgeons that litter city centers of europe? Seriously, Wind turbines have flaws, but I haven't heard the bird excuse before. I live in Denmark where we get like 25% of our power from wind turbines, and both the visibility and noise are common issues with the placement of new turbines, but sea turbines shouldn't have those issues if placed properly. I guess we don't have as many problems with birdstrikes as the US, or the problem has been overstated there?

    43. Re:Major side benefit by TheRaven64 · · Score: 1

      The obvious reason not to give Germany a permanent seat was that Germany wasn't a country when the UN was formed. East Germany was a territory of the USSR, and West Germany was technically an occupied nation. It wasn't until a few decades later that Britain, France, and the USA renounced their right to veto political appointments in West Germany (it wasn't exercised beyond the first year or so of the occupation, but it was still there and caused a lot of resentment among Germans).

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    44. Re:Major side benefit by FalcDot · · Score: 1

      Two reasons. The first one is that the world was just coming out of the second global war in 30 years that the Germans had started. The second one is that they weren't even part of the UN until 1973.

    45. Re:Major side benefit by smoker2 · · Score: 1

      Hydro is still the greenest energy generation method. You are using the force of gravity to generate electricity. I don't see gravity about to run out, and it doesn't contribute to pollution. The infrastructure does, but only once. The fish issue was only an issue because they didn't account for it in early designs, now they do. The land use issues are a trade-off. Either you want energy or you want land. Most of the land involved is usually steep sided and un-farmable anyway. The main issue is greed. The people creating the schemes want as much profit as they can so they fore-go reasonable solutions in favour of fuck em all, flood the whole area - more for me.

    46. Re:Major side benefit by QuantumPion · · Score: 1

      1920 OMG Commies
      1930 OMG Fascists
      1940 OMG Fascists
      1950 OMG Commies
      1960 OMG Commies
      1970 OMG Commies
      1980 OMG Japan
      1990 OMG Iraq
      2000 OMG Muslims

      Basically, the US has always had a national fear to attack. Independent thought is rare and independent action even rarer in the US.

      Now shut up and go watch the TV.

      Hmm I wonder how far I can back extrapolate.

      1910 OMG Germans
      1900 OMG ... ?
      1890 OMG Spaniards
      1880 OMG ... ?
      1870 OMG ... ?
      1860 OMG Confederates
      1850 OMG ... ?
      1840 OMG Mexicans
      1830 OMG Indians
      1820 OMG Indians
      1810 OMG British
      1800 OMG Muslims (!)
      1780 OMG British
      1770 OMG British
      1760 OMG French
      1750 OMG French

    47. Re:Major side benefit by AP31R0N · · Score: 1

      Actually, it was the UN that blew off itself in not backing up their own resolutions, leaving us to do their dirty work. Again.

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    48. Re:Major side benefit by slim · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I think we have enough evidence to draw a conclusion: By the time a green tech gets into actual production it isn't green anymore. The real world at work? Or perhaps we need to understand the underlying truth. Greens don't want us to find innovative new sources of energy to continue our lifestyle, they want to make energy scarce so as to reshape our society along lines THEY find more pleasing. We aren't to get a vote in this, we aren't even supposed to know we have other options because we can't be trusted to make the 'correct' choice.

      Here's my explanation for that: that block of people you've just damned for being inconsistent hypocrites, are not a single uniform group.

      That is, the people in favour of wind turbines, are still in favour of wind turbines. They're "environmentalists" in the sense that they want sustainable power sources.

      The people who oppose wind turbines likely couldn't care less about sustainable power. They care about the pretty view on their favourite countryside hike. They're "environmentalists" in the sense that that view is part of the environment.

      So it's not one lobby that can't keep a consistent view. It's many lobbies, and we have to work out either how to keep them all happy, or who we can most afford to piss off.

    49. Re:Major side benefit by sorak · · Score: 1

      Great defense against incoming jetliners as the kites get sucked into engines, either from terrorists or major campaign donors out for a spin in Air Force One.

      It'll be like the ending of Mary Poppins, only it never ends! Let's go fly a kite, up to the highest height...

      Did Mary Poppins get sucked into a jet engine? I'd like to know, but not enough to watch the movie again.

    50. Re:Major side benefit by drew · · Score: 1

      You're mixing two different animals with different problems, and no, I'm not talking about your unicorns and kittens.

      Oil is almost universally used for transportation because it is portable, relatively energy dense, and easily refillable anywhere in the world. The fact that we already have a vast infrastructure in place to deal with it provides an additional barrier of entry to any new technology.

      Oil is relatively non-existent in municipal energy production. The vast majority of our municipal power production comes from coal, followed I believe by nuclear. Each have their own problems, but geopolitical concerns about funding people we don't like - or who don't like us - are not among them.

      All of the technologies that you mention in your post, as well as the kites in TFA, address the issue of municipal power generation. Changes in municipal power generation don't do anything to address our dependence on foreign oil, unless we can come up with a replacement for oil that is comparable to oil in portability, energy density, and ability to refuel on the go. Batteries are not there yet, and may never be. Plugin hybrids will help, but not solve, the problem. Hydrogen may be a viable solution someday but there are a large number of significant technical hurdles ahead of us on that road. Biofuels may be a solution, and unlike any of the others that I mentioned, have the bonus of not relying on municipal power generation. But biofuels will never be competitive as long as we insist on getting them from corn.

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    51. Re:Major side benefit by locallyunscene · · Score: 1

      While I agree there are some crazy ones out there, that's really nothing new for any large political group. Also your option of "something green" should probably be "some green things" since the silver bullet approach is generally naive at best.

      I wanted to explain, to the best of my ability, why the specific examples you cited are "not green" like they were in the 70s or the other problems that affect them. First is Sen. Kennedy and the Wind Turbines. That was just pure NIMBY and most of the people around here(I'm from MA originally) are sore about that. It's well known they don't kill more birds than an average building. Turbines are still green and the hate you generally hear for them is NIMBY FUD and not "puritanical greens".

      Also I haven't heard any "green" objections to geothermal myself, just than it's expensive and not practical in a lot of areas. Ditto for solar. I'm sure you could gripe about trace minerals dug up or the harmful substances in the panels themselves, but those are mining and recycling problems respectively. Maybe insurmountable, but I doubt they are at not least substantially reducible. At any rate most people would rather have these plants over a coal or other fossil fuel plant currently.

      Now hydro actually can be pretty bad for the environment when it's done wrong. First through the forced displacement of the residents(check Canada and India's large Hydroelectric dam projects for examples) and second through mercury poisoning. I'm not going to explain the whole process but google "mercury levels in a reservoir" or something similar if you're interested. There are plenty of studies on it out there.

      I don't agree with your "conclusion" either. I'd attribute several other reasons for green techs not being green in practice over a conspiracy of greens to prevent us from "finding innovative sources of energy". First is the clash of free market vs sustainability. The free market is great at finding the direct cost of things, providing incentives to build those things, and providing incentives to build those things more efficiently. It's not good at long term costs and indirect costs like environmental and societal costs. The second is information. Innovative technologies are just that. We haven't discovered all of the costs of using them yet, like ethanol increasing the price of food by competing with food production. The third is price and tied to that is momentum. Innovative technologies are expensive when they start out because there is no economy of scale for them yet, among other reasons like accounting for environmental and societal costs. Similarly adoption is slow because of the price, so compromises must be made to either make the product cheaper.

      I'd love to see modern safe fission plants if we process the waste afterward in breeder reactors. However, that means you literally have to double the cost of your all ready expensive nuclear powerplant by building two. More likely is that the waste will get stored in beautiful Yucca Mountain, and no other private organization will want to touch it by building a breeder reactor because then they'll be responsible for that whole mess.

    52. Re:Major side benefit by tjstork · · Score: 1

      (it wasn't exercised beyond the first year or so of the occupation, but it was still there and caused a lot of resentment among Germans).
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    53. Re:Major side benefit by tjstork · · Score: 1

      That was the League of Nations, not the UN...

      Very true. Remember in civics class (back when they had them), that the UN replaced the League of Nations because it was designed to be more effective, with a powerful and united security council that could give its resolutions some teeth for world peace.

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    54. Re:Major side benefit by twidarkling · · Score: 1

      Well, most physicists would consider it "creating" energy, as you're destroying mass, not just converting bonds/states. But otherwise, if you believe Sci-Fi, to "create" energy, we'd have to tap subspace, or alternate universes.

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    55. Re:Major side benefit by TheRaven64 · · Score: 1

      Why? I'm talking about people who were born in the '60s or later, who grew up in a country where a foreign government could veto their elected officials. You don't think you would resent this in the same situation?

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    56. Re:Major side benefit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A quick aside, the security council vetos belong to the 5 allied countries in WW2. Great Britian, China, Russia, France, the United States.

    57. Re:Major side benefit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wind - Requires large windmills to harvest the energy, I'm thinking you are going to put more energy into making the windmill than you are ever going to get out of it. Collecting wind energy may have effects on weather patterns and its best not to mess with the jet stream as who know what that would do.

      Solar - A good solution but a lot of it has to be harvested before one gets enough energy out of it and we have to wait for better solar panels. Silica panels will never work as a lot more energy goes into making them then one will ever get out of it. Nanotube panels may be the future but they are at least 5 years out as production seems to be slow.

      Coal - clean coal is possible! The down side to coal is that we have 1,000 worth of coal at best and currently is pollutes badly.

      Geo Thermal - We have to be able to drill deep enough and currently we can't. We may end up cooling off the earth some and that will have an effect. Currently not practical but may be at some point.

      Earthâ(TM)s Magnetic Field - It is possible to get energy from it but letâ(TM)s not take it as it is protecting us from the solar wind and that essential for the continued existence of live on the earth.

      Nuclear - These plants have a bad rep, they are indeed safe and good for the environment. They produce a lot of power (more than solar) and it has been estimated that we have enough fuel for a billion years. We can make breeder reactors to cut down on the waste but that is the only problem, we have waste. We can store the waste in secure location or maybe shoot it into the sun but this is an ongoing issue; however, not enough of an issue to turn our backs to it.

      Fusion - Still being researched, we canâ(TM)t depend on this as being viable till we have a working plant that produces power at a constant rate.

      As you can see there is no perfect solution but Solar and Nuclear are the best solutions by far and both will last longer than we will be around. Coal can help us make a transition as oil runs out, it takes a long time to build a nuclear power plant and solar panels. More than likely we will need both solar and nuclear as solar will not provide us with enough energy for everything. There are energy sources out there beyond oil we just have to start using them and building infrastructure now as oil will start running out soon. However, if we donâ(TM)t control our population growth there are no energy sources that will produce enough energy for our needs. Itâ(TM)s simple math, the more people you have the more resources you need.

      Cars â" We will be using electric cars in the future but not to worry as there are several new battery technologies that are coming out soon. We just need to be able to produce enough energy for them.

    58. Re:Major side benefit by Patch86 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The best solution would be to simply spread the load a little bit.

      Every energy source has it's draw backs, but they're all specific and different problems unique to the energy source. Combustion fuels create waste gasses like CO2. Nuclear creates toxic waste. Dams create huge flooded areas. Solar casts shadows over ecosystems reliant on sunlight. Wind kills birds. If we use a spread of different sources, each problem remains relatively minor and not widespread.

      Our problem seems to be putting our faith into single universal methods, creating BIG side effects. We've been getting energy almost exclusively from burning fuels for centuries now, and those waste gasses are now a huge problem. On a smaller scale, China hasn't just built a dam, but built the biggest dam it was possible for them to build- creating a huge environmental impact.

      If we'd spread our energy uses among the different sources, none of these impacts would be so disastrous.

    59. Re:Major side benefit by AndersOSU · · Score: 1

      1910 Alcohol
      1900 Anarchists
      1880 Chinese
      1870 Irish
      1850 Southerners

    60. Re:Major side benefit by zemkai · · Score: 1

      The fish issue was only an issue because they didn't account for it in early designs, now they do.

      Yeah, here in the Pacific Northwest, we 'account' for the fish by removing the dams, not updating the designs.

      I, for one, welcome our new salmon overlords!

    61. Re:Major side benefit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You may be able to burn coal cleanly but never call coal .. clean coal.

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    62. Re:Major side benefit by Carnildo · · Score: 1

      I guess we don't have as many problems with birdstrikes as the US, or the problem has been overstated there?

      The very first large-scale wind farm was built in the middle of a major north-south migration route, leading to tens of thousands of birdstrikes every year. Every wind farm since then has been sited away from flyways, and collectively they produce fewer birdstrikes than a single office tower, but the publicity damage has been done.

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    63. Re:Major side benefit by martas · · Score: 1

      awesome post, and ditto on the stuff about environmentalists. the way they shoot down anything that might replace 0.5% of the fossil fuels in use is just... well, fucked up. we've got the end of the world as we know it on one hand (assuming global warming is somewhat more real than manbearpig), and some localized negative effects on the other (like "it's ugly", or "it makes too much noise", or even "it kills birds" - all very localized problems, that won't affect polar bears or the Gulf Stream in a million years). and even while facing this kind of choice, some people still keep bitching about the minutia, completely missing the big picture.

    64. Re:Major side benefit by lennier · · Score: 1

      "That is the problem with the UN, it was designed to ensure nothing actually got done. "

      s/got done/got done that the permanent Security Council Members don't approve of.

      "The fricking French have a veto."

      Also they have nukes.

      There's an interesting correlation between the UN permanent Security Council members and the post-WW2 states who got nukes.

      I wonder if that's entirely a coincidence?

      On a completely unrelated topic, I wonder why states like North Korea and Iran are suddenly deciding that getting nukes might be a useful thing?

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    65. Re:Major side benefit by lennier · · Score: 1

      "3. We build the crap out of modern safe designs for fission plants and let that hold us until fusion finally gets into production."

      1. Two words: Peak uranium

      2. Never mind "production", when is fusion even projected to demonstrate theoretical breakeven?

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    66. Re:Major side benefit by managementboy · · Score: 1

      That might have been a reason (past tens), but what is the current obvious reason?

    67. Re:Major side benefit by Nefarious+Wheel · · Score: 1

      I remember when hydroelectric was still hailed as almost an ultimate green tech, "Free energy from water!" Before the whinging about fish, before the land use issues, etc.

      I remember a job interview some decades ago, in Tasmania - I was applying for a job at the Hydro-Electric Commission. There was a spot of bother about some dam they wanted to build (I was a poor dumb immigrant and knew nothing of it, Derwent below Hobart or some such). I was asked "would working for a company that builds dams across rivers bother you?"

      Blink. My response was "I think I'd prefer an artificial lake to a strip mine".

      Worked at that place for 10 years.

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  4. How many by SupremoMan · · Score: 0

    How many planes will this thing bring down?

    1. Re:How many by Repossessed · · Score: 1

      presumably, there'll be a no fly zone around the plant. Not terribly remarkable.

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    2. Re:How many by Swanktastic · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Only the ones that fly into it.

      Next question...

    3. Re:How many by hairyfeet · · Score: 1

      Yeah, and how long will that last before some dumbass makes a wrong turn in his Cessna in the dark and kills power for NYC? You would not only need a no fly zone, you would have to light those bastards up brighter than Vegas to keep somebody from taking a wrong turn in the dark and screwing this up. This idea may work in the middle of BF nowhere, but I think with all the air traffic around big cities this would be a major disaster just waiting to happen.

      And I still want to know what the hell happened to the molten salt idea. That would seem to make a lot more sense and be safer than "superkites". You could set up molten salt generators outside of every major city in the south and west, making them self sufficient and sending any extra to the grid, power the north and east with reactors like we have here in AR and voila! Clean affordable power without the need to burn coal. And it seems to be a lot easier to build a salt generator than it would be to control a group of "superkites" and it would probably be a hell of a lot cheaper in the long run to boot.

      Why are they always trying to reinvent the wheel when we got things like the salt generators we can build and use right now? is there a hidden problem I didn't read about? And if we were to recycle the spent reactor rods the amount of waste left over would be almost non existent. So why in the nine hells aren't we going with what we got?

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    4. Re:How many by Usquebaugh · · Score: 1

      I take it you are not a pilot or a kite flyer?

      Work out just how much load is on a line 30,000ft in the air. Now do some calcs based on a light plane hitting that line.

      Basically the light plane is going to get cut in half and maybe take down one or two kites.

    5. Re:How many by that+this+is+not+und · · Score: 1

      presumably, there'll be a no fly zone around the plant.

      You dropped an 'e' there in 'planet.'

    6. Re:How many by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Depends... are the kites Muslim?

    7. Re:How many by slim · · Score: 1

      I take it you are not a pilot or a kite flyer?

      Work out just how much load is on a line 30,000ft in the air. Now do some calcs based on a light plane hitting that line.

      Basically the light plane is going to get cut in half and maybe take down one or two kites.

      Depends on the makeup of the line. Typical power kite lines are rated for 600 LBS, but the friction from a brush against a 'toy' kite's line while under tension will cause it to break almost instantly.

      But all of this stuff can be thought about and engineered around. Nobody says 'OMG we can't have hot air balloons, what if someone crashes a plane into them?'

    8. Re:How many by Usquebaugh · · Score: 1

      I think you'll find the kite lines are different material for power/traction kites and toy/single line kites. I'm pretty sure it's cut by friction not broken by load.

      600lbs, I doubt the line alone will weigh 600lbs for a kite at 30,000ft. I'm thinking kevlar/spectra lines at least an inch in diameter. The ship kites look like they have a 3" diameter line!

      Then add in wind load and kite pull! The weight of the lines becomes a big concern in this endeavor.

    9. Re:How many by slim · · Score: 1

      You've kinda missed the point - which is that a line rated for extremely high tension can fail catastrophically when exposed to forces it's not designed for.

      It's not a deal breaker for kite power though - it just means the lines have to be engineered to deal with all eventualities.

      Obviously the 600LBS lines are only designed to lift a man, under circumstances where a broken line means an embarassing splash-landing - not the more 'industrial' application under discussion.

  5. Cool... by XPeter · · Score: 1

    But first off, where are we going to get the money to start buying kites? No doubt a fleet of electricity generating kites are going to cost a pretty penny. Second, why would you invest in a new technology when there are other (probably more-efficient) green technologies. Now isn't the time to start innovating from scratch with the global recession. Lastly, where are going to put them, in the plains of the Midwest? What happens when the kites start interfering with birds and such?

    It's a nice idea in theory, but not practical (at least for now).

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    1. Re:Cool... by Kardos · · Score: 2, Insightful

      It's always the time to start innovating from scratch.

    2. Re:Cool... by sexconker · · Score: 1

      It's not even a nice idea in theory.
      It's an obviously stupid idea.

      Whoever though it up just wants attention, money, or both.

    3. Re:Cool... by icebike · · Score: 1

      Not to mention the dreaded Kite Krash when the winds die.

      Imagine a whirling blade structure auto rotating down into (insert nightmare scenario here).

      Then how many 12 year olds will it take to run into the wind to pull it back again when the winds return?

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    4. Re:Cool... by Brian+Gordon · · Score: 1

      I agree. If these kites are being pulled by the wind to generate energy, how do we pull them back? Or do we just keep manufacturing cable until they've gone around the world and we can unhook them and use the cable again?

    5. Re:Cool... by Jeremi · · Score: 5, Insightful

      No doubt a fleet of electricity generating kites are going to cost a pretty penny.

      Why is there "no doubt" about this? Is there some reason why kites have to be very expensive?

      Second, why would you invest in a new technology when there are other (probably more-efficient) green technologies.

      For the same reason you invested in the other green technologies even when there were older technologies already available then -- because it was a promising idea.

      Now isn't the time to start innovating from scratch with the global recession.

      Now is exactly the time. A few technological "game changers" could be just what it takes to boost us out of recession.

      Lastly, where are going to put them, in the plains of the Midwest?

      Sure, why not? Or any other place that has wind at 30,000 feet and isn't in anybody's flight path.

      What happens when the kites start interfering with birds and such?

      Not many birds fly at 30,000 feet, Einstein.

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    6. Re:Cool... by Nefarious+Wheel · · Score: 2, Insightful

      But first off, where are we going to get the money to start buying kites? No doubt a fleet of electricity generating kites are going to cost a pretty penny. Second, why would you invest in a new technology when there are other (probably more-efficient) green technologies.

      Ok, what - exactly what - is greener than a kite? Or a longer established technology? (cries, weeps bitter tears.)

      On the gripping hand, you could have miniature wind turbines attached to the kite, perhaps tap the electrostatic potential between kite and ground (lots of moving air to add or remove charge) and you wouldn't really need to worry about lightning if you designed the thing to vapourise on a strike.

      And they'd be pretty too. I'd vote for the Man in the Moon pattern myself.

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    7. Re:Cool... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dude, i can see it now, it will solve global warming by making a second atmosphere made entirely of man-made materials.
      Chains, rope, carbon nanotubes, whatever, we shall encase the Earth!

      Take THAT, Sun!

    8. Re:Cool... by dgatwood · · Score: 2, Informative

      Actually, there are a number of species of geese that have been observed flying long distances at over 30,000 feet. Granted, not many birds are likely to be dumb enough to fly headfirst into a kite....

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    9. Re:Cool... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Now isn't the time to start innovating from scratch with the global recession.

      So, what should we do? Sit down and wait until everything is okay again?
      It's exactly this kind of thought that causes the recession!

    10. Re:Cool... by GumphMaster · · Score: 1

      The idea uses computer control to fly the kites in a figure-of-eight circuit (or the like). They don't go anywhere substantial. New Scientist covered this last year (subscription required for full article): http://www.newscientist.com/article/mg19826562.000-to-make-the-most-of-wind-power-go-fly-a-kite.html

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    11. Re:Cool... by Quothz · · Score: 1

      Why is there "no doubt" about this? Is there some reason why kites have to be very expensive?

      I'm'a go out on a limb here and guess the OP read the article and you didn't. I'd suggest you look at the part in which they talk about how very, very expensive it would be.

      Not many birds fly at 30,000 feet, Einstein.

      That's true, but I'm fairly sure that very few birds fly higher. Which means (try to stay with me) they fly below the kites. Now, I'm no Einstein myself, but I'm given to understand that the tethers connecting the kites to the ground would probably be made of matter, rather than a magical material that holds kites in place but lets birds pass through freely.

      On a related note, I'll add my concern that while this may be a good technology on a small-to-medium scale, any large-scale world-wide usage could interfere not just with birds but with the air currents themselves. I'd favor developing it, but I'd be cautious about how it's implemented.

    12. Re:Cool... by Quothz · · Score: 1

      Ok, what - exactly what - is greener than a kite?

      Is that a trick question? What color is the kite?

    13. Re:Cool... by camperdave · · Score: 1

      You've never flown a rotor kite,have you?

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    14. Re:Cool... by Usquebaugh · · Score: 1

      I've seen some TED videos about this.

      Two questions :-

      Control line drag, 30,000ft induces a lot of delay etc. Where is the computer and control equipment? On the ground will not the control delay crash the kite. Aloft, how do we get enough power up to the motors controlling the kite.

      Conversion to electricity. I see no way to efficiently generate power from a kite. If I have constant pull on the line how do I transfer that to rotation without letting out line?

    15. Re:Cool... by that+this+is+not+und · · Score: 1

      I think he's implying, actually, that the kite will be made of seaweed and other natural materials. It will pull energy out of wind currents, but do it without interfering with wind patterns. And all this, without encouraging people to use ever more energy for people to use, which y the laws of physics ultimately ends up as waste heat*.

      (*If we had an infinite amount of energy from a large quantity of entirely 'clean' nuclear power plants, the end product of the immense energy consumption would be waste heat, which is the ultimate end-point pollution, and a very bad thing)

    16. Re:Cool... by MobileTatsu-NJG · · Score: 1

      Not many birds fly at 30,000 feet, Einstein.

      Small nitpick: Presumably these kites will have cables reaching all the way down to the ground.

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    17. Re:Cool... by GumphMaster · · Score: 1

      There seemed to be several approaches but everyone was playing their cards close to their (patent) chest. They all seemed to be targeting lower altitudes of about 500-1000 metres.

      One is described in some detail here and used cables to provide guidance (just the kite aloft): http://tinyurl.com/m57qtp (no, not a Rickroll).

      The NS article has a summary image for another approach: http://www.newscientist.com/data/images/archive/2656/26562001.jpg

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    18. Re:Cool... by anarche · · Score: 1

      Now isn't the time to start innovating from scratch with the global recession.

      Now really is the time to start innovating. A lot of people are going to have a lot of spare time on their hands, and since the old way of doing business has failed so spectacularly, now might be the time to think about new ways of doing things

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    19. Re:Cool... by slim · · Score: 1

      I agree. If these kites are being pulled by the wind to generate energy, how do we pull them back? Or do we just keep manufacturing cable until they've gone around the world and we can unhook them and use the cable again?

      A four line kite can be adjusted to manage the ratio of lift to power. One power generation scheme involves using the kite to unwind cable from a winch, hooked up to a generator. Then you depower the kite, and use electric power to wind it back in. You've made a net energy gain.

      Another ambitious scheme I really like in involves making a huge turntable (or the equivalent)- kms across, with kites tethered around its circumference. Kites that can help it turn are powered up. Kites that impede its turning are powered down. The whole thing turns, and you can run turbines off that. In theory this could generate the same power as a nuclear power plant on the same sized site -- nuclear power plants already have no-fly zones.

      Wish I could give you the source - but I'd be googling from scratch, just as you would be.

    20. Re:Cool... by slim · · Score: 1

      It's not even a nice idea in theory.
      It's an obviously stupid idea.

      Maybe it's a stupid idea.
      But not obviously so. Perhaps you can put your finger on the 'obvious' flaws, instead of dismissing someone's hard work in two sentences.

    21. Re:Cool... by slim · · Score: 1

      Two questions :-

      Control line drag, 30,000ft induces a lot of delay etc. Where is the computer and control equipment? On the ground will not the control delay crash the kite. Aloft, how do we get enough power up to the motors controlling the kite.

      One potential solution, from my head:

      A single line goes most of the distance from the ground to a control robot. The control robot contains a microprocessor, and motorized winches for adjusting the length of lines leading to the kite. Four such lines would be enough - but I guess you could potentially have more for even greater control.

      You don't need all that much power to steer/trim a kite, so I don't see too much of a problem in delivering a current along the single tether line - or collecting solar power - or having a local mini-generator using power from the kite.

      Conversion to electricity. I see no way to efficiently generate power from a kite. If I have constant pull on the line how do I transfer that to rotation without letting out line?

      You alternate between letting out the line, and reeling it back in. By adjusting the angle of the kite, you ensure that reeling it in takes significantly less energy than was generated while letting it out.

    22. Re:Cool... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't know, a goose flew into Fabios' face a few years back...

    23. Re:Cool... by lupine · · Score: 1

      Lightning strikes should be harnessed as energy. You would need some fancy surge protection and a way to slow the electric discharge enough to feed it into the distribution network, but I bet one evening thunderstorm could power a lot of homes.

    24. Re:Cool... by Usquebaugh · · Score: 1

      I'm not working for any of the parties, but I sure would like to :-)

      Trimming a traction kite takes significant power i.e. arm strength for a smallish kite. The motors will not be RC servo sized.

      Work out the internal resistance for a thin light wire running 1Km. Doubt it is feasible to send power or information along such a line.

      This letting in and out is where I really have issues. Time spent reeling the kite in will kill over all efficiency.

      A simple single line foil kite provides the KISS method to do this but you need to turn constant pull into power. The best I could think of was Pizo-electric.

    25. Re:Cool... by sexconker · · Score: 1

      Obvious flaw number 1:
      Kites at 30,000 feet.

    26. Re:Cool... by Usquebaugh · · Score: 1

      Thanks for the links.

      I'm even more convinced they are going down the wrong route.

      Kites flown to generate more lift take up a lot of sky. Simple single line foils can be stacked very close together and would move as a flock.

    27. Re:Cool... by Usquebaugh · · Score: 1

      Get back to us when you have that surge protection set up.

    28. Re:Cool... by Brian+Gordon · · Score: 1

      I think you'd run into trouble with the gigantic kilometers-across wheel spinning near windspeed out in nature somewhere.

      Anyway you'd never be able to overcome friction and get it moving. Square kilometers of structure tends to be heavy. Also it's hard to support a kilometer-long arm with a cantilever. If you make it a track you have problems with dead leaves, animals, etc. Put it inside and you'll never be profitable. The whole thing would just be monstrously expensive

    29. Re:Cool... by martas · · Score: 1

      what about the ropes connecting the kites to the ground?

  6. How is this going to impact the aircraft? by verbalcontract · · Score: 1, Insightful

    New York already has the most congested airways in the country, and possibly in the world. If these kites are at 30,000 feet, and most commercial airplanes fly around 35,000 feet, how are we not going to have a bunch of severed kites everywhere?

    Or is this just "Let's Dream a Dream" Day on Slashdot?

    1. Re:How is this going to impact the aircraft? by SomeJoel · · Score: 1

      Well, 35,000 feet is higher than 30,000 feet. So, in your example, the planes would fly over the kites.

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    2. Re:How is this going to impact the aircraft? by courtjester801 · · Score: 3, Informative

      A good point, especially if you take out the need for landing at some point.

    3. Re:How is this going to impact the aircraft? by SomeJoel · · Score: 1

      Well, I'd assume the kites wouldn't be near enough airports to be affected by takeoffs and landings.

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    4. Re:How is this going to impact the aircraft? by sbeckstead · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Everywhere else we call it navigation. I don't know what you would call it.

    5. Re:How is this going to impact the aircraft? by incognito84 · · Score: 2, Funny

      No, it's fine. We just need to lubricate them sufficiently.

    6. Re:How is this going to impact the aircraft? by jcr · · Score: 1

      how are we not going to have a bunch of severed kites everywhere?

      This is just a wild guess, but I'm thinking it could be done the same way aircraft avoid each other. Put nav lights and radar transponders on the kites.

      -jcr

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    7. Re:How is this going to impact the aircraft? by Nefarious+Wheel · · Score: 1

      New York already has the most congested airways in the country, and possibly in the world. If these kites are at 30,000 feet, and most commercial airplanes fly around 35,000 feet, how are we not going to have a bunch of severed kites everywhere?

      Um, I dunno ... maybe fly them somewhere else and run a cable to the grid?

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    8. Re:How is this going to impact the aircraft? by verbalcontract · · Score: 1

      I see what you mean. But they'd still have to drop at least three lines to the ground -- and likely even more -- so the kite doesn't sway unpredictably.

      This, plus the radius around which there could potentially be falling debris, or severance, leads me to wonder whether this wishful thinking, or something that could seriously be commercialized.

      As a counterpoint, wouldn't it be easier to install turbines in the ocean and harvest tidal forces?

    9. Re:How is this going to impact the aircraft? by jcr · · Score: 1

      But they'd still have to drop at least three lines to the ground -- and likely even more -- so the kite doesn't sway unpredictably.

      No, you just need control surfaces on the kite to steer it where you want it.

      -jcr

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    10. Re:How is this going to impact the aircraft? by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      Commercial aircraft don't just fly where they like. There are predifined corridors and stacking zones.

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    11. Re:How is this going to impact the aircraft? by smoker2 · · Score: 1

      Firstly, planes don't just fly anywhere at will. There are "lanes" which are subdivided by height according to direction of travel. So the only places over a city where aircraft will fly will be in defined lanes. These may correspond or be in addition to the landing vectors for airports. You do not drop out of the sky from flight level 350 to land at the airport. You get lower in stages and the final glidepath can be around 5 to 10 miles long (roughly 3 degrees). So you are no-where near 35000 feet as you approach the airport, more like 2 to 3 thousand when you are 5 miles away.

      Secondly, the wind in the jet stream goes in one direction (which direction depends on the altitude), so you can pretty much guarantee where the kites anchor lines will be. You simply anchor the kites in places away from the glide paths of aircraft and the two will never meet. Light aircraft rarely go much above 3000 ft anyway, and there are already no-fly zones in place for other reasons. If they can observe those, they can observe some new ones too.

      Or is this just "I'm a whinging twat" day on slashdot, where nothing is possible because you lack the wit or the will to find solutions ?

    12. Re:How is this going to impact the aircraft? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or is this just "I'm a whinging twat" day on slashdot

      Actually it's "try to look smart by saying things when you don't know what you're talking about" week.

      To be fair, quite a lot of people don't know about air corridors.

  7. Airplanes by jdigriz · · Score: 1

    I don't suppose it occurred to them that the Eastern seaboard is also among the most congested airspace on Earth? Planes already have enough issues hitting birds. Solar thermal stations Solar Power satellites are the way to go, to deserted areas, with long haul transmission lines to population centers. Heck, if you wanted to you could do both, the waste absorbed energy in the atmosphere would probably make for some pretty consistent winds.

  8. All together now ... by dkleinsc · · Score: 4, Interesting

    With 2K for turbines and wires,
    we can build a generating flyer.
    With a line to the ground,
    it's a turbine in flight!
    With a bolt holding tight
    to the string of the kite!

    Let's go fly a kite
    Up to the highest height
    Let's go fly a kite
    And send it soaring
    Up through the atmosphere
    Up where the air is clear
    Oh, let's go fly a kite!

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    1. Re:All together now ... by Jason+Earl · · Score: 1

      Pure awesome.

    2. Re:All together now ... by D+Ninja · · Score: 1

      Came in here for this.

      Left smiling.

      Thank you, sir.

  9. Better Options by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why do need renewable, unAMERICAN, Terroristic, energy sources when we can keep burning coal and sticking it Mother Earth, the slut.

  10. Hrmm... by Anachragnome · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Got me thinkin'.

    I suppose the "fluctuating flow" problem could be circumvented by using helium bags to get the kites aloft initially, combined with a spooled tether.

    When the jet-stream is coming close, the bags are filled and the kite spooled to the proper altitude. Once the jet-stream is sufficient to keep the kite aloft, the bags are deflated and stowed. When the jet-stream is predicted to be moving out of the area, the bags are re-inflated until there is no more reason to keep it aloft, at which time it spooled back in.

    1. Re:Hrmm... by Culture20 · · Score: 1

      And where do we get the helium? Fusion!

    2. Re:Hrmm... by CodeBuster · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Helium is a rare gas here on earth that we would be wise to conserve rather than waste; it is scarce and it is becoming scarcer because we are squandering it. The only reason why many Americans don't understand the relative scarcity of helium (we are rapidly depleting our current supplies and once it all escapes into space it won't be easy to get more) is because the United States happens to have the worlds largest known reserves of helium produced from radioactive decay in oil wells in parts of the State of Texas combined with the fact that for years oil producers were required to collect the helium and sell it to the government for storage in the Strategic Helium Reserve. I cringe when I see helium wasted on things like blimps for sporting events and party balloons because like many other limited natural resources we will only truly appreciate it when it is too late and the helium on this planet is almost gone.

    3. Re:Hrmm... by Anachragnome · · Score: 1

      Who said anything about waste?

      Ok, I admit SOME helium will escape bags right through the material, but everything else can be pumped/compressed right back into on-board tanks as the bags are deflated and mechanically stowed.

      As far as escaping gas from bullet-holes and such (something blimps are often subject to) these things would be far too high for collisions or bullets (except for a short period during descent/ascent).

      On-board Hydrogen generator powered by the kite itself, maybe?

    4. Re:Hrmm... by CodeBuster · · Score: 1

      You do realize that Helium is second only to hydrogen in its ability to diffuse through solids? Helium loss can be reduced or minimized, but it can never be completely prevented no matter what material is used. Helium atoms will escape right through the walls of solid metal tanks (albeit not so solid to helium or hydrogen atoms) because the space between the metallic atoms is large enough for the relatively tiny helium atoms to pass through. Helium, hydrogen, and other light gases defy all attempts to contain them completely and so must be constantly replenished.

    5. Re:Hrmm... by greenguy · · Score: 1

      I was thinking just the opposite. When I hear about fluctuating flow, I keep thinking there must be a way to turn this to our advantage. Here's my idea...

      You start with a good-sized counterweight. I don't know exactly how big -- that would depend on all sorts of variables. Anyway, you set it up with gears and pulleys and whatnot such that the wind lifts it up when it blows, and drops it down when it stops. A slight variation on this would be to ratchet the counterweight up to a considerable height, which would allow you to accumulate the power in small gusts, then release the counterweight to drive the rotor.

      There must be something I'm overlooking, or someone would have thought of this by now.

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    6. Re:Hrmm... by Anachragnome · · Score: 1

      Then the generator would be the way to go. Just make more when ya need it.

  11. Energy vs Consequences by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Have any of these jackasses considered the consequences of removing all this kinetic energy from those streams? What happens when you harness all that energy and slow down that wind? I'm no genius, but I'm betting the results could be very very bad.

    1. Re:Energy vs Consequences by SomeJoel · · Score: 1

      Haven't windmills been doing this for centuries?

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    2. Re:Energy vs Consequences by leehwtsohg · · Score: 1

      And mountains...

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    3. Re:Energy vs Consequences by timmarhy · · Score: 1
      show me win mills and mountains in the jet stream.

      fail.

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    4. Re:Energy vs Consequences by Nefarious+Wheel · · Score: 1

      Have any of these jackasses considered the consequences of removing all this kinetic energy from those streams? What happens when you harness all that energy and slow down that wind? I'm no genius, but I'm betting the results could be very very bad.

      Ok, just checking here -- if you have the A,Q,J,10,9 do you draw another card or fold?

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    5. Re:Energy vs Consequences by MobileTatsu-NJG · · Score: 1

      Haven't windmills been doing this for centuries?

      Yep. That's how Don Quixote got into the Guiness book of World Records for reaching 30,000 feet.

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    6. Re:Energy vs Consequences by leehwtsohg · · Score: 1

      That's 'cause after billions of years of mountains in their way, there's no jet stream where the mountains are.
      What do you expect?

      Seriously, though, here: http://www.project-himalaya.com/dispatches/2004/i04-broad-peak/k2-jet.jpg
      jet stream over K2.

  12. Call Charlie Brown - we've got a kite-eating tree! by Locke2005 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Even over the best areas, the wind can be expected to fail about five percent of the time.

    The heck with backup power sources -- who covers the liability when 6 miles of power-transmitting cable come crashing to the ground? And how much wind does it take to support the weight of 6 mile long high voltage wire?

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  13. Power line by russotto · · Score: 4, Insightful

    A kite which can support a 30,000 foot electric line? I'm thinking there are some serious engineering challenges there. Probably involving unobtanium and other exotic materials.

    1. Re:Power line by Perf · · Score: 1

      Ben Franklin did it!

      The key is to use a ... key.

      Sigh... if only more politicians would go fly a kite. We could all sleep more securely and save money.

    2. Re:Power line by brentonboy · · Score: 1

      A kite which can support a 30,000 foot electric line? I'm thinking there are some serious engineering challenges there. Probably involving unobtanium and other exotic materials.

      I think it would be more reasonable to generate the electricity on the ground, using tension in the wire from the kite.

    3. Re:Power line by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      uh, no... the power generation happens on the ground.

    4. Re:Power line by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It requires turbinium. First we'll need to colonize Mars.

    5. Re:Power line by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      they could beam the energy down with microwaves!

      OMG microwaves!

    6. Re:Power line by UltimApe · · Score: 1

      I don't know if you are being sarcastic, but isn't that the whole idea?

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    7. Re:Power line by brentonboy · · Score: 1

      Not sarcastic, just pointing this out to the parent poster, who seems to think that the power will be generated on the kite and transmitted to down the "electric line" to the ground. Apparently a common misunderstanding, judging by the +5 Insightful mod.

    8. Re:Power line by russotto · · Score: 1

      According to TFA: "Several technologies have been proposed to harvest these high altitude winds, including tethered, kite-like turbines that would be floated to the altitude of the jet streams at an altitude of 20,000-50,000 feet and transmit up to 40 megawatts of electricity to the ground via the tether." Sounds like generating at the kite and transmitting to the ground to me. However, methods of mechanically, rather than electrically, bringing the power to the ground are likely just as, if not more, difficult.

    9. Re:Power line by KingTank · · Score: 1

      Yes, tension does not do any work unless it moves something, so the turbine would have to be at the energy source. Or you could have the kite unwind a spool attached to a turbine on the ground, but then you would have to keep bringing down the kite and winding up the spool again. Or you could just build a 30,000 foot windmill.

  14. Environmental issues? by nine-times · · Score: 3, Interesting

    What happens when you pull that much energy out of the jetstream? Does it change global air circulation? Do you get climate changes throughout the world?

    1. Re:Environmental issues? by dissy · · Score: 3, Insightful

      What happens when you pull that much energy out of the jetstream?

      "That much energy" is not really all that much energy actually. At best we could only hope to extract a billionth of a percent or less, with current technology and for at least a little while to come still.

      It's similar to the scale of the effect of humanity putting many large heavy city sized boats on our oceans. This does not displace enough water for there to be any measurable effect on the water line at shore. The fractions are just too small to need to worry about for now.

    2. Re:Environmental issues? by TubeSteak · · Score: 1

      What happens when you pull that much energy out of the jetstream? Does it change global air circulation? Do you get climate changes throughout the world?

      At worst, you'll slightly change the weather pattern downwind.
      Don't forget, cities are already artificial wind breaks that alter weather patterns.
      With that in mind, there is so much energy in wind that we couldn't begin to take out enough to make an appreciable dent in the flows.

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    3. Re:Environmental issues? by dbIII · · Score: 2, Insightful

      What happens when you pull that much energy out of the jetstream?

      Somewhere in the amazon jungle a butterfly has to flap it's wings a lot harder.


      To be a more serious the amounts of energy involved in moving this air about are similar to that released by nearly every nuclear weapon on the planet going off at once. That's a LOT of kites to start dragging in that much energy, we really are talking about the effect of slowing down a hurricane by sneezing against the wind.

    4. Re:Environmental issues? by Wowsers · · Score: 1

      What happens when you pull that much energy out of the jetstream? Does it change global air circulation? Do you get climate changes throughout the world?

      You'd then have to re-write "The Chaos Theory", and give some mathematicians and physicists a headache coming up with a new formula :).

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    5. Re:Environmental issues? by nine-times · · Score: 1

      Part of the reason I bring it up is that I read an article a couple years ago, and someone had done the math and-- at least according to this guy-- in order to get enough energy out of solar energy to meet the current power requirements of the entire earth, we'd suck so much energy out of the system that it would lead to measurable global cooling. In order to meet the power requirements of the entire earth from wind power, we'd take enough energy out of the system to change weather patterns.

      Now it wasn't clear whether any of this would be disastrous, But I wish people wouldn't pretend that they have everything all figured out, and they've finally located a whole bunch of free energy with no downsides. I'm not suggesting that we could harness all of that energy, but I don't know how much it would take to basically throw something a little off-course, which would then cause other problems down the line.

      Can you prove exactly what will happen when you pull out enough energy to power NYC? I doubt you can.

    6. Re:Environmental issues? by stevotower · · Score: 1

      I've wondered about this in conjunction with all the wind farms being set up as well. Where's the international concern about GLOBAL STILLING??? I mean, it's bad enough that everything is getting hotter, but now everyone is trying to kill the breeze too!

    7. Re:Environmental issues? by dbIII · · Score: 1

      The amount of energy in weather is immense. To get some idea google for the amount of energy in a hurricane and compare that to a few decades of power consumption in the USA (or for some reason hurricanes also get compared to how many nuclear weapons would be equivalent so you may have to convert from that). None of the energy extracted is "free energy" since it all takes some effort and trade-offs to get it but it's still very much equivalent to getting power out of water going downhill. The true answer to the solar scaremonger and your wind question is that we are all very small compared with the power of the ocean, the size of a continent, the terror of a volcano or the height of the sky. A few thousand big kites are not going to slow the gulf stream and if we are ever going to be talking about a few million then it's time to spread them out a lot so there is little effect. Ask sailboat racers how close they have to be to steal another boats wind to get an idea of how even really large things extracting energy from the wind have little effect.

    8. Re:Environmental issues? by nine-times · · Score: 1

      The true answer to the solar scaremonger and your wind question is that we are all very small compared with the power of the ocean, the size of a continent, the terror of a volcano or the height of the sky.

      And that same argument gets used to argue that "global warming" is bunk. What's your opinion there? As small as we are, are we able to have an effect on the environment?

    9. Re:Environmental issues? by dbIII · · Score: 1

      Wow! Big subject change!
      Now I know you are only here to argue.
      You win, everything is interconnected and nothing has meaning of it's own. Now go out and play in the garden and get fat while the greasy Moorlocks fix things and make nice, big frypans.

      For those who are not just here to troll it is all about a matter of scale.

    10. Re:Environmental issues? by nine-times · · Score: 1

      No, it's a real problem with your argument. Either we're "too small and insignificant to make an impact in the environment" or we're not. Which is it?

    11. Re:Environmental issues? by mattwarden · · Score: 1

      We don't create "that much" CO2 either. Is that really your argument that it won't have any environmental effect?

  15. Makani power is already designing these by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    http://www.makanipower.com/

    1. Re:Makani power is already designing these by Usquebaugh · · Score: 1

      A few groups are in the design phase.

      I saw Saul Griffiths talk on TED about this. Long on hyperbole short on details.

      Until they put up a kite and sell the power it's all fluff.

  16. OMG Think of the planes! by mcrbids · · Score: 4, Informative

    I see comment after comment like "What about teh airplanzes!?!" but such comments come from a severe lack of understanding of controlled airspace.

    See, while it's true that the Eastern seaboard is one of the busiest airspaces in the world, it's also one of the most tightly controlled. Airspace is commonly restricted to 18,000 feet, above which *all* airspace is controlled. (It's called "class A(lpha) airspace at/above 18,000 ft) The only effect this would have on air traffic is that ATC would redirect commercial flights around the kites, which isn't particularly hard to do.

    As a pilot myself, I've many times been diverted around hazards such as other planes, mountains, and even UAVs. (Un-manned Aeronautical vehicles, being tested by the military)

    And obviously, these wouldn't be assembled on the instrument approach path for O'Hare airport. This makes the whole "Teh planezes are fallingz" as exciting a story as "Teh Internetz iz failingz" due to lack of router memory.

    In short, it's just not a significant issue.

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    1. Re:OMG Think of the planes! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Won't the kites create wind resistance and slow down the earth's rotational spin? There might be a lot more things fallingz!

    2. Re:OMG Think of the planes! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think the kite string probably has to reach all the way down to earth though, otherwise its not really a kite but a plane with a long tail wire. It's that area between 5k and 15k feet where small planes and helis might not like a bunch of heavy wire "kite" strings.

    3. Re:OMG Think of the planes! by scerruti · · Score: 2, Funny

      Sure it may not be a problem for your airplane, but what about for the tens of thousands of flying cars that will be filling the sky over the major cities?

    4. Re:OMG Think of the planes! by mcrbids · · Score: 3, Informative

      Sure it may not be a problem for your airplane, but what about for the tens of thousands of flying cars that will be filling the sky over the major cities?

      Flying cars will be regulated by the FAA. You have to be an FAA-licensed pilot to fly one. That's why the guys actually making these a reality don't call it a "flying car" but rather a "roadable airplane".

      And when flying over a big city, you are almost 100% in heavily controlled airspace. For example, take a look at the online aviation map and punch in KBOS at the right. You'll see a pilot's map of the Boston area.

      Now, see all those circles made by thick, blue lines? Those are the lines of demarcation for class B(ravo) airspace - under RADAR control, you must have permission to enter, and your plane MUST be equipped with the appropriate equipment - or they come after you with guns, if necessary. As you can see, almost all of Boston is underneath this heavily controlled airspace - most cities are.

      So don't think that just any old Tom, Dick, and Harry can get in a plane and start buzzing around without hard time afterwards.

      In case you are curious, controlled airspace looks like an upside-down layer-cake, starting from the airport. For (usually) 5 miles away from the airport, the control is from the top of the "cake" down to the surface. You'll see something like 70/SFC within the inner circle, meaning that the ceiling is 7,000 feet, the floor is the ground. Then, further out, you'll see so mething like 70/15, meaning ceiling 7,000, floor 1500 feet.

      Bigger airports go higher (Ex: KSFO ceiling is 10,000 ft) and further out. And the entire area is under the control of "approach control", called class E(cho) airspace, which is still RADAR controlled, but you don't need permission to enter. It's more advisory.

      And basically every pilot I've flown with going virtually anywhere takes advantage of these advisories, called "flight following".

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    5. Re:OMG Think of the planes! by EdIII · · Score: 1

      Won't the kites create wind resistance and slow down the earth's rotational spin? There might be a lot more things fallingz!

      You know you got modded funny, but it does make me wonder. Anytime I hear about something like this, I want to know what the impact is of removing that much energy.

      I am by no means as educated as some of the engineers and physicists that frequent this website, but isn't there going to be some sort of consequence of removing that much energy from a system?

      Nuclear creates energy in ways we understand pretty well at this point and other than eventually eliminating our own stockpile of nuclear material, we aren't affecting our environment on a significant scale in removing that material.

      Same with fossil fuel, as it was way beneath the Earth to begin with.

      So my question is if we are taking that much energy out of what is essentially a weather system, will there be any significant affects? Or is even the energy needed to run the east coast of the U.S an insignificant fraction that could never have any noticeable affects on the weather?

    6. Re:OMG Think of the planes! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The only effect this would have on air traffic is that ATC would redirect commercial flights around the kites, which isn't particularly hard to do.

      OK let me line this out for you.

      First of all, we have 20,000 foot of tether cable to deal with.

      Now, once the kite is deployed, the prevailing jet stream would keep it more or less stationary, but it would move around some as the stream shifts. There are also sheer winds at various altitudes so the tether itself isn't going to exactly be in a straight line, it'll be somewhat curved back and forth. Any wind sheer at other altitudes will affect the position and altitude of the kite end as well as the cable itself..

      So instead of the air traffic controllers & pilots working with normal objects, at most a few hundred feet in length, and computer systems which all are expecting objects to behave as points.... you have to deal with a 20,000 foot long cable that is in a more or less unknown position within a known radius, and whipping around. Right off the bat you'll either need to start doing some heavy calculus instead of basic geometry, or just keep planes out of the effective possible radial "cone". The first option is not feasible, the second option has issues as well. You see, there would have to be more than one of these things, and they'd have to be spaced far enough apart so they wouldn't bump or tangle. You start ending up with some rather large volumes that suddenly you can't fly under or over, around is the only option.

      In short, it's a very significant issue, but it's a moot point until someone can actual float something like that.

  17. All other considerations aside by sbeckstead · · Score: 1, Redundant

    Seriously what would happen if we start removing all this kinetic energy from the atmosphere. I know we have been doing it with windmills but have we studied the effects of those windmills? Up till now we have been removing a trifling amount of energy and all we draw may prove to be a trifling amount but what if it isn't. Do we start having fewer and gentler storms causing currents in the ocean to not do what they do or do we lose the ability of that wind somewhere else to pollinate a field? Seriously I don't think it's been thought out any more than "What do we do when the oil runs out" was 100 years ago.

    1. Re:All other considerations aside by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Do you realise just how much energy is being circulated in the upper atmosphere....? Yep the kites will steal some of that energy, but to make any real impact you would have to have so many kites that you would encounter other bigger problems a long time before you managed to reduce the jet stream by any significant ammount.... Hell what happens when you fly planes in the jetstream?

      I'm honestly amazed at the negitive comments about this suggestion, it reminds me of the story of the first cave man to see fire, who ran far away scared the gods were going to burn him up. Where is the spirit of giving an inovative technology a go... Where is the spirit of adventure, I guess the "greatest nation on earth" tm has lost its mojo... No wonder all the top US research scientist are moving to other countries... Well oll the better for the rest of the planet...

    2. Re:All other considerations aside by CorporateSuit · · Score: 1

      I'm honestly amazed at the negitive comments about this suggestion, it reminds me of the story of the first cave man to see fire, who ran far away scared the gods were going to burn him up. Where is the spirit of giving an inovative technology a go... Where is the spirit of adventure, I guess the "greatest nation on earth" tm has lost its mojo... No wonder all the top US research scientist are moving to other countries... Well oll the better for the rest of the planet...

      Save this soapbox for when people complain about sending glorified suicide attempters to Mars. When attempting to change things for the environment's sake, sometimes it's important to take into account what might happen to the environment. Google up "Tire Reef" for an example of a great idea that never asked "What about..."

      Now, if they were trying to fly massive kites over New York just to see if they could, THEN I would have to agree with you.

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    3. Re:All other considerations aside by krnpimpsta · · Score: 0, Troll

      Do you realise just how much energy is being circulated in the upper atmosphere....? Yep the kites will steal some of that energy, but to make any real impact you would have to have so many kites that you would encounter other bigger problems a long time before you managed to reduce the jet stream by any significant ammount.... Hell what happens when you fly planes in the jetstream?

      That's what we said about automobiles and smog.
      1900's: Automobiles produce smog, but it would never have an impact on the environment... why, you would need MILLIONS of automobiles in one city to produce smog that is noticeable. We're just talking about a few thousand cars..
      2000's: Examine LA auto-related smog levels. Also, it's no longer ridiculous to consider having millions of automobiles in one city.

      2000's: Do you realize how many billions of kites you will need to even cause a dent in the gulf stream? We're just talking about a few kites over one city.
      2100's: Damn, who knew flying billions of kites in the air would have catastrophic unpredictable effects on our climate?

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    4. Re:All other considerations aside by eh2o · · Score: 1

      Worldwide we use something on the order of 10^20 J energy per year. Fortunately the sun pumps out 10^31 J per day, a decent proportion of which actually hits us as it subtends a solid angle of about .5 degrees at this distance.

      There may be some cause for concern with power sources that could drain from the angular momentum of the earth, such as tidal power... or maybe even this kite idea? I'm speculating here, but the earth's angular momentum with respect to its center is only on the order of 10^23 J and its a "non-renewable" resource so we might actually be able to make an impact on the length of the day. And that would probably be much harder to fix than this little global warming issue we currently have.

    5. Re:All other considerations aside by sbeckstead · · Score: 1

      No I don't think that many people actually know how much energy is being circulated in the upper atmosphere and I don't think you do either. Passive solar energy capture would have very little affect you would think but when you cover up that ground and take that heat as energy for something else that ground doesn't heat up any more and it doesn't move the mass of air it use to move. What effect does that actually have. I mean there is more than one meaning to the "Butterfly effect" isn't there? A butterfly flapping it's wings in America causes a typhoon in Malaysia? So where are the studies, environmentalists can't simply replace one problem with another worse one. Right now we are using long stored solar energy, it hasn't had a place in the environment for quite a while it has been sequestered, but what happens when you don't allow that excess energy to be sequestered?

  18. Sim City 2000 by shentino · · Score: 1

    Launch a solar panel and beam the energy down to earth.

  19. Have you been to Burningman? by aaandre · · Score: 3, Funny

    I am asking because if you had, you would be laughing like I am right now. Powerful winds tear through everything that has even the tiniest bit of slack. At ground level. Tarps rip to pieces, grommets are completely useless. Shelters fly away into the playa, women's clothes break free and take on their own. Oh, well, I am getting distracted.

    TFA's description is much more vague than ones I've seen in science fiction.

    Several technologies have been proposed to harvest these high altitude winds, including tethered, kite-like turbines that would be floated to the altitude of the jet streams at an altitude of 20,000-50,000 feet and transmit up to 40 megawatts of electricity to the ground via the tether.

    Well, I am proposing building flying cities maintained by giant robots. We can use the high altitude, jets streams and clear skies to harvest clear solar and wind energy.

    Here's my proof of concept: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Castle_in_the_Sky

    1. Re:Have you been to Burningman? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I am asking because if you had, you would be laughing like I am right now.

      How's that, the classic stoner giggle or more of a coked out chortle?

      Glad that your experience there has equipped you to... uh... avoid really windy stuff. I hope that lesson was worth all the money your parents dumped into it.

    2. Re:Have you been to Burningman? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Buckminster Fuller had some more serious ideas about floating cities:

      http://stevendejonckheere.blogspot.com/2006/08/cloud-nine.html

    3. Re:Have you been to Burningman? by DNS-and-BIND · · Score: 1

      No. No, actually I haven't been to Burningman. But thanks for pointing it out to the rest of us, we all appreciate how utterly cooler you are.

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    4. Re:Have you been to Burningman? by foniksonik · · Score: 1

      A friend of mine made a carbon fibre vacuum "pontoon" to experiment with this notion. Essentially it was a balloon with a rigid structure that was neutrally buoyant at above sea level due to displacement of air with vacuum such that is was 'lighter than air'. Fortunately or unfortunately the carbon fiber was heavy enough that it didn't just float away ;-p

      With a light enough rigid material that could hold a vacuum, you could create something that would be neutrally buoyant at altitude (where you have to displace a) a lot of atmosphere or b) be really really light weight.

      Just something to get you thinking.

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  20. Yeah, amazing design by istartedi · · Score: 1

    I heard the kites were shaped like pies.

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    1. Re:Yeah, amazing design by genner · · Score: 1

      I heard the kites were shaped like pies.

      I heard they were shapped like cakes.

    2. Re:Yeah, amazing design by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      I heard the kites were shaped like pies.

      Make the pie higher!
           

    3. Re:Yeah, amazing design by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's a lie.

      sorry. it was stronger than me.

    4. Re:Yeah, amazing design by istartedi · · Score: 1

      Pies. As in "pie in the sky". That would be the joke there. I guess it failed because I have to explain it.

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  21. MASS by Merovign · · Score: 0, Troll

    Go ahead, build the lightest turbine you can, then tether it with the lightest 20,000-foot-long cable you can make that can transmit the electricty, and you won't be anywhere NEAR an amount of weight you can lift with anything short of a MASSIVE thinwing glider, which will catch the wind wrong for a second, the lift will slide off the wings and it will death-spiral along with that cable, beelining for a residential neighborhood near you.

    Even if they had micro-nanotubes that could support the weight and deliver the power, or wireless power, or whatever, you'd still have mechanical failures and huge turbines plummeting into buildings (or ships if you put them over water).

    This gets proposed every year somwhere, and it's just as dumb. There are a lot of good ideas out there and it's somewhat infuriating that perpetual-motion machines and microwave diamonds keep getting the attention.

    Science journalists need to start INVESTIGATING things, not just mindlessly reporting the same nonsense every year.

    1. Re:MASS by Culture20 · · Score: 1

      So keep the generators on the ground. Use something like a giant piezoelectric crystal on the bars that hold the cable in place, replace the kite with a helium balloon... instant jerky-energy.

    2. Re:MASS by smaddox · · Score: 3, Informative

      Clearly if you had INVESTIGATED the proposal, you would know that it does not involve lifting turbines. The kite is flown in a circular or figure-8 motion. On the ground, a generator extracts energy from the rotating tether. There are already test sites.

      http://www.ted.com/talks/lang/eng/saul_griffith_on_kites_as_the_future_of_renewable_energy.html

    3. Re:MASS by Merovign · · Score: 1

      The article mentioned tethered turbines.

      I criticized the journalists, apparently appropriately.

      Even with turbines on the ground, we're talking massive tethers with a pretty high probability of substantial damage and/or loss of life if 20,000 feet plus of it comes crashing down, and that doesn't even depend on a mechanical failure, it could be a steering failure.

      Even if you put the turbine on the ground, it's still a spectacularly useless idea. Call it flamebait if you will, I don't have the time to craft posts to deliver the least possible offense to people who think hope can conquer physics.

    4. Re:MASS by LordLimecat · · Score: 1
      Sort of hard to blame him for not spending hours researching the thing, the following language is kind of unambiguous:

      ....kite-like turbines that would be floated to the altitude of the jet streams at an altitude of 20,000-50,000 feet and transmit up to 40 megawatts of electricity to the ground via the tether.

      Im no expert on the english language, but the "that" in kite-like turbines that would be floated seems to refer to the kite-like turbines, and the part about transmitting 40 megawatts TO the ground implies that its coming FROM the kite (not that its being generated at the ground).

      Im also not sure how anyone was supposed to jump to your article from the one posted--your article mentions some guy named Saul Griffith while the posted one mentions a Ken Caldeira and Cristina Archer. Exactly whats the link?

    5. Re:MASS by Usquebaugh · · Score: 1

      But lifting turbines has been proposed by other groups in this problem space.

      Soft and hard tethered flying vehicles have been proposed to lift said turbines.

      The bullshit stops when one of these groups gets paid for power to the grid.

  22. Anonymous Coward by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Won't these slow the rotation of the earth?

  23. Eat your heart out, Ben Franklin! by Nefarious+Wheel · · Score: 1

    (looks up patent on "Leyden Jar")

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  24. Nobody Expects the Thunderstorm of Doom! by SockPuppet_9_5 · · Score: 1

    If you could assure your investors and insurers that you'd never be at risk for severe storm damage, I could see flying a kite at that altitude.
    Once. You might keep it up there for three months, maybe six. And then a storm comes along with a change in wind direction that exceeds your tolerances, and you have wounded duck hurtling down to knock some heads. The conditions that would disrupt your kite and potentially bring it down would be the same conditions you would NOT allow an inflated balloon to be in, the only thing that would keep it from reaching terminal velocity.
    You might be able to launch a balloon that runs above everything, to say 45,000', but I doubt the amount of lift that would provide -- perhaps someone can run the numbers.
    You could call the first one launched "The Sword Of Damocles"!
    NIMBY turns into NAMH (Not Above My Head)

    1. Re:Nobody Expects the Thunderstorm of Doom! by Culture20 · · Score: 1

      You could call the first one launched "The Sword Of Damocles"!

      Tie it to the ground with the Gordian knot?

  25. Pipe dreams by GottliebPins · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Why don't we just get a really long extension cord and plug it into the sun?

    1. Re:Pipe dreams by dr_dank · · Score: 1

      Because you need one of those special converters to plug into the sun, stupid!

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  26. Most ridiculous by Ancient_Hacker · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Do any of these kite-engineers know how much a wind turbine and generator WEIGH? We're talking hundreds of tons. Please point to a kite that can lift 1% of that. Now go play with your kites and leave us alone.

    1. Re:Most ridiculous by slim · · Score: 1

      Do any of these kite-engineers know how much a wind turbine and generator WEIGH? [...] Please point to a kite that can lift 1% of that.

      The Samrey Mistral weighs 20kg. I weigh 90kg, and have played with kites that will lift me.

      But, they're talking about kites the size of passenger jets, or bigger.

    2. Re:Most ridiculous by james_shoemaker · · Score: 1

      MegaFlag is flown on 20Ton line to keep it from breaking the line, and usually uses a loaded dump truck as an anchor.

      James

  27. same two suggestions again by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    if you're putting kites that high, make their strings metallic and try to get some power from the electrical difference. you're mitigating lightning by giving it a pre-set path where it doesn't have to get such a large charge before it can jump.

    or just put your kites underwater, where the water's thicker than the air, and the tides more predictable. i'd make em more like wind-socks tho.

  28. Check out Makani Power by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    at http://www.makanipower.com/. They already have prototypes built.

    1. Re:Check out Makani Power by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're the second AC that's brought up Makani... there's some serious shenanigans going on at that company, way too many to list specifically, but their 'prototype' is rather laughable. One of my friends worked there for over a year until the company downsized for a second time in 4 months this past May. With all the problems they're having simply from a project management standpoint (ignoring their technology problems), I would be surprised if they didn't have their funding yanked by Google in the very near future.

  29. MetaTag: "Whatcouldpossiblygowrong" by GameMaster · · Score: 1

    I don't know for certain, but I think it involves a portly Philadelphian and a key...

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  30. If you ask me... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...it sounds a lot like a kitedream!

  31. Re:Call Charlie Brown - we've got a kite-eating tr by smaddox · · Score: 1

    The power is generated on the ground. The kite simply moves cables in a circular or figure-8 pattern.

     

    Why does everyone assume they have found the show stopping problem that the people who have been working on this for years have overlooked? These people aren't amateur inventors asking for start-up capital. This system is well researched and proven to work (although I'm not sure there are any test sites working at jet stream altitudes, yet). The problem with airplanes is trivial - no-fly zones aren't exactly a new invention.

  32. Re:Call Charlie Brown - we've got a kite-eating tr by timmarhy · · Score: 1
    ok - what happens with 6 miles of high tensile wire comes crashing down? it's the same issue. they even admit they haven't solved how to keep the kites up there yet so it's a valid question.

    and people do work on stupid idea's for years, it's where lots of grant moneys goes.

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  33. So how do you launch them? by e9th · · Score: 1

    TFA speaks about 20000-50000 feet. How do you get that much tether, and a kite big enough to hold it, up that high? Do you start with the tether attached to the ground or the kite?

  34. OOOPS!!!! Isn't there a problem? by Vinegar+Joe · · Score: 1

    With the news that the winds are dying down?

    http://www.livescience.com/environment/etc/090610-winds-are-dying-down-study-suggests.html

    Oh well....I guess they could always fly them over Washington, DC.

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  35. cost prohibitive by iron+spartan · · Score: 1

    Wind power isn't cheap. The cost of maintenance on hundreds of generators over thousands of square miles alone spikes the cost. The most efficient wind farms only produce 41% percent capacity. I doubt you can find a place that the jet stream lingers over long enough to make this idea feasible even if it was cheap.

  36. Re:Call Charlie Brown - we've got a kite-eating tr by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The Hindenburg was well researched and proven to work. So were Challenger and Columbia -- no one is perfect.
     
    We bring up issues when and where we see them, not just for fun, not just to be a part of the discussion, but because that's the best way to find potential problems and avert disaster. One thing the internet (and /. in particular) is good at is crowdsourcing problems. We all have different background and experiences and it only takes one person to find the stupid, minor issue that makes an entire idea irrelevant.

  37. Re:Call Charlie Brown - we've got a kite-eating tr by winomonkey · · Score: 3, Informative

    The power is generated on the ground. The kite simply moves cables in a circular or figure-8 pattern.

    FTFA: "Several technologies have been proposed to harvest these high altitude winds, including tethered, kite-like turbines that would be floated to the altitude of the jet streams at an altitude of 20,000-50,000 feet and transmit up to 40 megawatts of electricity to the ground via the tether."

    It sounds a little like they are talking about creating "kite-like turbines that would be floated to the altitude of the jet streams" ... and then they would "transmit up to 40 megawatts of electricity to the ground via the tether". I am not sure where you are getting the ground-based power generation from. It isn't mentioned anywhere in the article.

  38. Is it April 1st or something? by EmagGeek · · Score: 1

    Really? Someone actually came up with this?

    They've got to stop handing out so much pot in college...

  39. Added benefit: better climate by rbanffy · · Score: 1

    The more we put energy in the atmosphere, either directly or by greenhouse gases, the worse the weather will be: more violent storms, more planes downed by catastrophically worse weather and so on.

    If we take some energy out of the atmosphere and prevent more greenhouse gases to be released as a side effect, I am all in.

  40. Hilarious!!! by SuperKendall · · Score: 5, Funny

    Um, they could have threatened nuclear war for violating the UN charter.

    My god, I haven't laughed so hard in days.

    Are they going to launch a strike from the secret UN base in a dormant volcano? Or perhaps the huge fleet of UN satellites in orbit armed to the teeth and ready to pounce on the slightest transgression!!

    If you recall, the German invasion of Belgium was enough to get the British into World War I

    I was not aware the british were the UN.

    likewise, the invasion of Poland started World War II in Europe.

    Wow, that was started by the U.N. too? I guess the books I read were all wet! Thank god we had you along to tell us the true chronicles of Captian UN, hive-mind savior of humanity with the first strike Fist Of Great Justice!

    Ha!

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    1. Re:Hilarious!!! by tjstork · · Score: 1

      Are they going to launch a strike from the secret UN base in a dormant volcano? Or perhaps the huge fleet of UN satellites in orbit armed to the teeth and ready to pounce on the slightest transgression!!

      No. In the grand scheme of things, the Security Council could have voted to kick the USA out of the UN and demand a withdrawal from Iraq. You have nuclear armed Europe (France and the UK, and the Germans could always get them), Russia, and China. In other words, the UN could have done to the USA what it did to North Korea, Saddam in Iraq I, or any other aggressive - it puts together a coalition of member states to stop it.

      I was not aware the british were the UN.

      At the time you could make the argument that they were, and I would be willing to say that the British in 1914 had way more power over the world than the USA did say at its peak in 1995. In 1914, The British Empire was the United Nation. Or, shall we say, United Kingdom. Let's see, the British in 1914 controlled or at least had huge influence in Africa, India, big chunks of Asia, Australia, Canada... so yes, dog, that would pretty much be it. You just need to look at a world map and see how much union jack red there was. British were pretty badass in those days.

      Wow, that was started by the U.N. too?

      Nope, you missed the point. Hitler invades Poland, and the world supercop, the UK, kinda broke from World War I, took the plunge one last time and declared war on Germany.

      The point is again, in the response to the US invasion of Iraq, another nation, with some degree of "approval", could have well declared war on the USA. Sure, we could say, hey we have a 500B a year military and a boatload of nukes, make us blink, but there's a lot of crazy stuff out there. Maybe the North Koreans see us as being tied down in another war and make a play for South Korea. Maybe the Chinese make a move for Taiwan.

      I just wish people could see, is that, what George W Bush did was remarkable, in that, he started a war and got away with it, really, through sheer intimidation. If the USA had no nukes and a 50B military budget, we'd have half the world at war with us for moving on Iraq and the casualties would be in the hundreds of thousands, not thousands. Guaranteed.

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    2. Re:Hilarious!!! by anarche · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      No. In the grand scheme of things, the Security Council could have voted to kick the USA out of the UN and demand a withdrawal from Iraq. You have nuclear armed Europe (France and the UK, and the Germans could always get them), Russia, and China.

      No it couldn't. The US has a veto vote and could veto its own expulsion.

      I was not aware the british were the UN.

      At the time you could make the argument that they were, and I would be willing to say that the British in 1914 had way more power over the world than the USA did say at its peak in 1995. In 1914, The British Empire was the United Nation. Or, shall we say, United Kingdom. Let's see, the British in 1914 controlled or at least had huge influence in Africa, India, big chunks of Asia, Australia, Canada... so yes, dog, that would pretty much be it. You just need to look at a world map and see how much union jack red there was. British were pretty badass in those days.

      they really were. Pity they weren't the UN.. which didnt exist.

      Wow, that was started by the U.N. too?

      Nope, you missed the point. Hitler invades Poland, and the world supercop, the UK, kinda broke from World War I, took the plunge one last time and declared war on Germany.

      Please not that it took the UK changing a Prime Minister before they stood up to Germany. Chamberlain wanted to let Hitler have Poland

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    3. Re:Hilarious!!! by Nefarious+Wheel · · Score: 1

      Aren't they affiliated with Universal Rescue? I think they had a base in a dormant volcano.

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    4. Re:Hilarious!!! by N1AK · · Score: 1

      I just wish people could see, is that, what George W Bush did was remarkable, in that, he started a war and got away with it, really, through sheer intimidation. If the USA had no nukes and a 50B military budget, we'd have half the world at war with us for moving on Iraq and the casualties would be in the hundreds of thousands, not thousands. Guaranteed.

      First you say it might take balls because the UN might retaliate with Nukes, then you say it takes balls because the UN might kick you out (which I don't think they can actually do without the US having a veto) and then you say that actually it was never dangerous anyway because no one dare stand against your military. Your whole argument has lacked a coherent basis.

      Even if America wasn't a military super-power no one was going to declare war on it because of Iraq 'guaranteed'. Western countries simply don't start wars against major countries over something like that (Iraq simply wasn't enough). America may well of faced economic sanctions if it was smaller international player but that's about as far as it would go.

    5. Re:Hilarious!!! by T.E.D. · · Score: 1

      likewise, the invasion of Poland started World War II in Europe.

      Wow, that was started by the U.N. too? I guess the books I read were all wet!

      Well there was the precursor organization, the League of Nations. It was sort of like the UN, except it didn't even have the USA backing it up.

      So how did this organization do in stopping German aggression, as the GP implies? Let's go through the list (as retold by Churchill (this should be required reading in every Western country):

      They started off with Germany banned by treaty from having a large Army, conscription, and any Air Force or submarines at all, and no border fortifications. They were even prohibited by treaty from putting any troops in their western territories (bordering France and the low countries).

      • They started cheating on their army numbers. Nobody did anything to them.
      • They started rebuilding an Air Force and subs (in violation of the treaty). Nobody did anything
      • They started rebuilding their Navy. Instead of decalring war, the UK actually signed a new treaty with them allowing them more new tonnage than they could possibly build
      • They reoccupied the Ruhr (in direct violation of treaty). Nobody marched on them.
      • They started fortifying the border. Nobody stopped them.
      • They reintroduced conscription. Nobody declared war. Now all the countries around them start to get really scared. France is still big enough to roll them though.
      • They march into Austria (supposedly allied with France and Italy). Nobody declares war.
      • They take over the eastern part (with all its well developed border Fortresses) of French ally Czechoslovakia by threat without firing a shot.
      • Now even France isn't big enough to stop them. They proceed to march into the rest of Czechoslovakia (still allied with France). Nobody declares war.
      • They invade Poland. Now that they will be lucky to survive, the UK and France declare war.

      Notice me mention the League in here? No? There's a reason for that. The League (who all those German treaties were signed with) was a total non-player.

  41. ARE THEY CRAZY?!?!?!? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ZOMG oh knoes This will make the urth stop turning!

  42. Nobody Pays For Anything In New York City by curmudgeon99 · · Score: 1

    Oh how great this will be for the tiny fraction of New Yorkers in Manhattan even who pay for everything and don't look at each turn for a chance to scam. This electricity will only be useful really in New York, when it can be easily and conveniently stolen by the masses in Brooklyn, Queens and the Bronx.

  43. Many * Bad == OhShit! by Tablizer · · Score: 1

    The more things you have in the sky, the more likely something is to go wrong. Every now and then one will break due to age and/or gusts, get crashed into by a dumb bird, etc, and come tumbling down. With a large volume of them, the accident rate is going to be fairly high. Most will probably just harmless careen into the side of a building breaking a window or two, but some will cause traffic accidents or directly impact somebody.

  44. Re:Call Charlie Brown - we've got a kite-eating tr by timmarhy · · Score: 2, Informative

    i've seen the nat geo show on this, they spent decades trying to get these things to work. one guy built a blowup version, sent 10's of thousands on it only to have it fail. it's great is you just ignore small details like oh say, what happens when one breaks loose. it is after all in the jet stream under pretty extreme conditions.

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  45. Atmospheric Denisity Problem by supercell · · Score: 1

    The atmospheric pressure at 30-40K feet is around 200 millibars, basically the air is only 20% as dense as it is at the surface (~1000 millibars). So the kinetic energy available in a 120 mph wind at 30K feet is only a small fraction of what that kind of wind is at the surface. Point being, a 100+ mph wind sounds impressive, but at that altitude the kinetic energy is much less than it is at the surface.

  46. Odd thought -- alternative, NYC style eco energy by Nefarious+Wheel · · Score: 1

    What if we built our taller buildings in such a way that we could exploit the temperature difference between the top and the bottom of a very tall column of air? If we could somehow route the heat from the sunny side of the building to the bottom of the column, and the cooler side of the building's heat to the top, could we run turbines from the air pressure escaping from vents at the base? I'd think a half-kilometer column of air could develop a pretty fair whack of tappable kinetic energy out of nothing much more than clever convection. You could build one hell of a Stirling engine that way, too.

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  47. Anonymous Coward by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How to read "scientific news" containing the word "could".

    Blah-de-blah-de-blah ... (outlandish fantasy) ... blah de blah".

    This is *not* news, it is stupid fantasy speculation.

  48. Great googly moogly, the hilarity never ends by SuperKendall · · Score: 1

    No. In the grand scheme of things, the Security Council could have voted to kick the USA out of the UN and demand a withdrawal from Iraq.

    Even if it weren't for the veto other people mentioned, just where do you think the U.N. gets most of the funding from?

    You are basically saying the son would be able to oust the parents from the house because he was unhappy with the parents. Massive Chuckles!

    I just wish people could see, is that, what George W Bush did was remarkable, in that, he started a war and got away with it, really, through sheer intimidation

    Kind of the point. Also, you misspelled "determination". And that said determination was on the part of not just Bush but also the military commanders in charge of Iraq (eventually). It's an amazing success story in the face of all odds, true enough... but you seem to think that's a bad thing that a whole nation gets to actually have the freedom so many other middle eastern countries deny from above (compare Iraq's multiple elections to Iran).

    Shame you can't see the costs of lacking any kind of ability to intimidate. But we'll all learn that over the next few years, and the cycle can begin anew.

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    1. Re:Great googly moogly, the hilarity never ends by smoker2 · · Score: 1

      Even if it weren't for the veto other people mentioned, just where do you think the U.N. gets most of the funding from?

      That's notional funding. The US have been repeatedly censured for NOT paying their UN dues.

      U.S. arrears to the UN currently total over $1.3 billion.

      Maybe if the US didn't dick about with the cash, the UN might actually have the resources to get something done. But the US doesn't want things done, it wants power, which is why it withholds the funds.

    2. Re:Great googly moogly, the hilarity never ends by Gonoff · · Score: 1

      if it weren't for the veto

      Do you mean like the veto that nixon would have had if they had impeached him? If the USA was the subject of such a motion, it would have had to rely on the vetoes of its friends, like the UK - unless we were also facing the same motion...

      you misspelled "determination"
      "Intimidation" is the correct way to spell it. http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/intimidation for what it means.

      It's an amazing success story
      What do Iraqis think? The killing didn't stop just because GWB said it was all over.

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  49. What are the environmental effects of this? by rammer · · Score: 1

    What happens when a jet stream stops or significantly weakens from years of power extraction?

    Earth's rotation goes haywire?
    Severe weather anomalies?

  50. Re:Call Charlie Brown - we've got a kite-eating tr by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "The problem with airplanes is trivial - no-fly zones aren't exactly a new invention."

    Quick! Someone file me a patent for a no-fly zone specifically for the purpose of electricity generating kites!

  51. any one else by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    any one else think it said KIKES?

  52. Uncanny by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

    Birds seem to be pretty good at not flying into power wires, trees and other objects. It's almost as if they have eyes.

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  53. your post proves slashdotters are morons by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    America circa 1960 was "OMG Soviets!". Hoover basically allowed people to get lynched and let millions of people go without voting rights because they thought the civil rights movement was controlled by commies. Then there was a little thing called 'vietnam', and 'the cuban missile crisis', and the congo, and chile, and indonesia, and ... oh yeah even this funny place.. Iran? yes thats the name.

    The reason we went to the moon was because of the COLD WAR. no cold war, NO MOON TRIP. get it? yeah a lot of people love the 'spirit of adventure' but no government is going to write a check for a few billion taxpayer dollars for ten+ years unless there is some serious national issue behind it. and they didn't. read up assholes, it's called "history books".. they sell them online i think.

    And as for all the dipshits who voted this 'insightful', you fuckers read THREE HISTORY BOOKS EACH. i would recommend that one that gives the russian side of the sputnik story by interviewing people that knew korolev.

  54. Re:Call Charlie Brown - we've got a kite-eating tr by Jedi+Alec · · Score: 1

    ok - what happens with 6 miles of high tensile wire comes crashing down?

    It's been a long time, but if I remember correctly you use it to set a bunch of killer sunflowers on fire?

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  55. Am I the only one... by Ironica · · Score: 1

    ...who read the headline as "Jet Stream Kittens to Power New York City"?

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  56. More Bullshit from the eco-whacks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Its as if the pull this crap from the clear blue. Anything - anything to stop using oil. http://www.discussglobalwarming.com/blog and http://www.junkscience.com has all the facts on the global warming hoax.

  57. Re:Call Charlie Brown - we've got a kite-eating tr by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And how much wind does it take to support the weight of 6 mile long high voltage wire?

    None. You dispense with the kites and hang the turbines off the space elevator.

  58. Re:Call Charlie Brown - we've got a kite-eating tr by Locke2005 · · Score: 1

    Only if you are in Larry Niven's Ringworld. I must have subconsciously remembered that story when I brought up that scenario.

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  59. Clearly if the article hadn't sucked rocks... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    TFA mentioned none of this. Peddle your outrage at the original poster and the idiot who let the summary through.

  60. new format? by BlackSnake112 · · Score: 1

    Am I the
    only one
    Who see
    his
    comments
    like this?

    There are a few other people who are commenting the same way that I have seen. Is it some html edit that is missing? Scrolling down all that way to read a 10-11 character wide column is a really annoying. Or is that what you were going for?

  61. Re:Call Charlie Brown - we've got a kite-eating tr by martas · · Score: 1

    that's why we need wireless power!

    funny sig, by the way

  62. You can't put a dam in the sky, wind flows around by dbIII · · Score: 1

    You won your little game by changing to a completely different argument to move the goalpost so you can stop poking sticks at us poor technical folk that you appear to think are completely interchangable. I'm an engineer (coal and oil exploration) not a climate scientist.
    If we get back to the original discussion a few kites taking say 10% of the velocity of the wind that hits them would mean you would need a HUGE area of kites to notice anything a hundred miles downwind. Consider that you can not put a dam in the sky and the wind will go around things that slow it down a lot. Consider mountains, trees, cities and what that does to the wind. Now do you get some idea of what sort of as scales we are talking about and why nobody considers the prospect of a few hundred kites a threat to the gulf stream?
    Global warming has nothing to do with really simple discussions of airflow. If you want to keep pushing the comparisons think of the scale of a few centuries of industrialisation burning incredible amounts of coal and oil. However that's what you really wanted to talk about isn't it? You want to make fun of the technical folk and pretend you are smarter because there was a cold day last week, and argue against any sort of progress. Well IMHO the global warming "debate" appeared to be over in the late 1980s and it's only recently that we've had various fruitcakes scraping for anything to try to prove it wrong because it's easy to say "it was cold last Tuesday, that means Scientists and educated clergy are stupid so come to my big tent medicine and Jesus show instead". I don't know if I can tell such folk any truth of any kind that will be believed even if their lives depend upon it - but they may have children which will give us a brighter future.

  63. Making terrorism easier by silentil · · Score: 1

    This will make terrorism so much easier and more accessible to the general disgruntled public. You can go to almost any store and just buy a pair of siccors to exact your revenge against the oppressors!

  64. Re:You can't put a dam in the sky, wind flows arou by nine-times · · Score: 1

    Consider mountains, trees, cities and what that does to the wind.

    Yes, all of those things have a big effect on wind, but none of them are designed to efficiently pull massive amounts of energy out of the wind. To a large extent, they just channel and redirect the wind.

    Anyway, settle down. I'm not trying to argue that global warming isn't happening. I'm saying, imagine going back in time to when people started burning coal and oil and telling them, "the vapors from burning that stuff might eventually cause massive environmental problems." They'd think you're crazy, because the world is so big and it's just a tiny little bit of vapor.

    And now you're telling me that sucking massive amounts of energy out of the jetstream can't possibly have environmental impact. That's nice of you to say, and I'm sure you must be right because you're an engineer, and engineers know everything. On the other hand, I'll hold onto my questions and concerns, given that sometimes people are wrong, especially when modeling something as complex as the global climate.

  65. Re:You can't put a dam in the sky, wind flows arou by dbIII · · Score: 1
    I'm saying it's taking SMALL amounts of energy out - that is why I am saying it is a question of scale. Then even if we built a massive wall of fans with other huge walls making sure the wind wouldn't go around we would probably only be able to get around 10% of what hits the wall, unless we have a second massive wall of different fans behind that and so on.
    The impact of a few kites on the airflow is likely to be extremely minor in comparison to that of buildings etc, especially since if you had them too close together and it slowed the wind down too much then more wind would just go around. I'm not arguing in the stupid absolute of having no effect on the air flow at all as you seem to imply, merely so little effect that you lose it in the noise and wouldn't know some miles downstream that anything was disturbing the airflow.

    I think I see the core of the misunderstanding:

    none of them are designed to efficiently pull massive amounts of energy out of the wind.

    The problem here is really that nothing is designed to efficiently pull massive amounts of energy out of the wind - you can only get so much work out with a turbine, then if you are lucky you can then run it through another turbine that works better at another speed but the majority of the energy in the moving fluid still gets through. These things work because there is simply so much fluid moving that getting 10% of the energy out is a big deal.
    Also get the "complex climate modelling thing" out of your head and instead consider these things at face value, they would slow down the wind in the local area and nothing else, so you work that out and plug that into a "complex climate modelling thing" later if it is significant. This is a one dimensional problem, air comes in, does work, comes out. If you try to get it to do too much work most of the air goes around.
    I'm surprised I'm spending so much time defending something that will probably never be implemented or the prototype will blow away in the first big storm (and I don't think is a really good idea anyway), but this really is one of those "how high is the sky" questions where recent education fails us badly. I can rephrase your question as "how many sneezes will it take to stop a hurricane" to give you an idea of how many kites with turbines we would need to slow down the jet stream noticably - that's what I mean by a question of scale. These things would just be a windmill farm high in the sky instead of on the beach with all the added complications as a trade off for a reliable and faster wind. It would not be a wall in the sky - obstruct too much and the wind goes around.

  66. Re:You can't put a dam in the sky, wind flows arou by nine-times · · Score: 1

    I can rephrase your question as "how many sneezes will it take to stop a hurricane" to give you an idea of how many kites with turbines we would need to slow down the jet stream noticably - that's what I mean by a question of scale.

    And I might rephrase your question as "how many lanterns would it take to cause global warming?" It would obviously take an insanely high number. But then figure out how many people there are on this planet, and multiply that by how much energy the average person is using. That's an insanely high number.

    So how sure are you, that if you could combine and direct the force of everyone on the planet sneezing at once, how sure are you that we couldn't stop or divert a hurricane?

  67. Re:You can't put a dam in the sky, wind flows arou by dbIII · · Score: 1

    You are arguing about the analogy here but hopefully you are getting the point that insanely large numbers are involved (and yes I'm pretty sure it would take more than five billion people and the horses they rode in on since we are talking about orders of magnitude). It's not about slowing down the gulf stream by 10% it's about slowing down less than millionth of a percent of the gulf stream down by ten percent.

  68. Re:You can't put a dam in the sky, wind flows arou by nine-times · · Score: 1

    I'm not arguing about the analogy here. Did you notice that I didn't go into mathematics about the estimated force generated by the entire earth sneezing? That's because I don't actually care about your metaphor.

    My point is you're using the logic of "Well, it's just one instance of someone doing something small, and that can't *possibly* have any effect." And I'm saying, "yeah, but lots of people doing lots of small things can add up." We're finding that you don't have to change the chemical makeup of the atmosphere very much to have an adverse affect. All those graphs where CO2 levels are going off the charts? Look at the scales on those charts-- CO2 increase in the atmosphere has been something like 0.005%, and we're all flipping out.

    So if you're so smart, you tell me: exactly how much solar energy can we pull out of what hits the earth before we have a measurable effect? Exactly how much wind energy can we pull out of the jet stream before it makes a difference? Give me some really precise numbers on how much energy we'll be pulling out, and how much energy it will take.

    And when you're done, explain how you figured that out, because apparently we don't need scientific study of these things anymore. We just need some random engineer to tell us the answers based on his little predictive model. (because we know predictive models are always so great at telling you what will actually happen)

  69. Re:You can't put a dam in the sky, wind flows arou by dbIII · · Score: 1

    The point you have missed here is that for a very small effect to have a large effect you have to apply it an incredible number of times which, although not impossible is incredibly unlikely.
    That is why I have said in nearly every reply IT IS ALL A MATTER OF SCALE, and in this case the scale is enormous.
    Please stop dragging global warming into it, it has nothing to do with my argument or yours, just as your stupid demand about solar energy numbers (you can easily look up the average amount of energy per square metre) and you still do not seem to have grasped the idea of how large the earth is and how much wind energy is spread over vast distances.
    Look around you, observe and learn from what you see. Also please do not try to blow simple statements about simple things into enormous towers of philosophy that mean something else just to win an argument - you really just wanted to pick on someone about global warming didn't you to show you are smarter than all those univeristy educated folk?

  70. Re:You can't put a dam in the sky, wind flows arou by nine-times · · Score: 1

    you still do not seem to have grasped the idea of how large the earth is

    Yeah, I get your argument. The Earth is so big and we're so small that we can't possibly have a significant effect on the environment. Except when we can, in which case a tiny little fraction of a percent change can wreak massive damage. Good grasp of logic, there.

    Look, you're being silly with all your "look at me, I'm so smart because I'm university educated and an engineer!" Like that's even impressive. You think being a university graduate and engineer is rare, or puts you in some kind of special class that requires people listen to you? Look where you're discussing this-- this place is teeming with engineers.

    You haven't done research in this. You're not an expert in climatology. I bet you're not even a real scientists, but I'm supposed to listen to your vague assertions about scale, when you can't even tell me how much wind energy can we pull out of the jet stream before it makes a difference?

    Why don't you just admit it: you don't know, because this is not your field of expertise. All of your blustering is just you insisting that making a tiny change in something huge can't make any significant difference, in spite of the fact that real climatologists know that sometimes it can. You're saying a fraction of percent can't make a difference, but a 0.5% change in global temperature can have drastic effects, and we're all worried about a 0.005% shift in the chemical balance of our atmosphere.

    I'm not a disbeliever in global warming, and if I had to guess, I'd say that we could pull a lot of energy out of the jet stream without worrying about it. On the other hand, if we're going to try to solve our energy problems by pulling it all out of our atmosphere, I'd hope that some real climatologists (not a random armchair-quarterback engineer) have tried to figure out whether that's going to cause any problems.

  71. Re:You can't put a dam in the sky, wind flows arou by dbIII · · Score: 1

    You are vastly overcomplicating the problem which is possibly why you cannot understand. At the point where you are considering to have millions of these things you bring in the climatologists because by then they'll be able to see effects above random noise.
    All we are talking about is a few windmills in the sky. Everyone that talks about a single energy solution is selling something - barring gross corruption nobody is going to try to get all the energy we need from any single source because some things just make more sense in different locations or applications. Windmills are fairly expensive ways to get large amounts of energy anyway and require a lot of maintainance, putting them on kites adds complications and if course if you have too many close together the wind is just going to go around the barrier. I just cannot see any situation where we will have millions of the things stacked high in the sky having a big effect on local airflow let alone getting to the point where changing the weather is going to happen. It's not something that can be sensibly compared to hundreds of years of industrialisation.