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Hospital Confirms Steve Jobs's Liver Transplant

CNet is reporting that the hospital where Apple's CEO reportedly got a liver transplant two months ago has now confirmed the truth of these reports. "Steve Jobs underwent his liver transplant about two months ago at Methodist University Hospital in Memphis, the hospital confirmed Tuesday. Jobs, who returned to work Apple's campus in Cupertino, Calif., on Monday after a six-month medical leave, 'is now recovering well and has an excellent prognosis,' according to a statement by Dr. James D. Eason, the program director of the Methodist University Hospital Transplant Institute. ... While Eason said the confirmation was being provided with Jobs's approval, he cited patient confidentially in saying that he could not reveal any further information on the specifics of Jobs's surgery."

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  1. I did not think that by bugs2squash · · Score: 5, Funny

    third party upgrades were approved

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    1. Re:I did not think that by Freaky+Spook · · Score: 2, Funny

      They are if they come from virgin first borne children swapped for an iPhone 3GS upgrade.

    2. Re:I did not think that by TheLink · · Score: 3, Funny

      > And if that fails, there's always sex with an unfamiliar woman...

      That might result in you needing a liver transplant.

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  2. I feel dirty by phantomfive · · Score: 4, Insightful

    This is the second story in a few hours we've had talking about some guy's liver transplant. It makes me feel like a voyeur. Can we get back to something wholesome and uplifting, like bashing the RIAA?

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    1. Re:I feel dirty by QuantumG · · Score: 2, Funny

      And there are a whole boatload of people who go to AA and never kick the habit. You can't just count successes and declare yourself helpful. There's never been any scientific study of AA effectiveness and the whole emphasis on converting people to christian values makes it entirely suspect.

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  3. So, about that "hormone imbalance"... by caladine · · Score: 2, Informative

    I wonder how much trouble Apple may get into for calling Jobs' problem a "hormone imbalance" to their investors.

    A hormonal imbalance is one thing, and a liver transplant is a completely different animal.

    1. Re:So, about that "hormone imbalance"... by Darkness404 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      ...And theres no way that if you have something wrong with your liver you won't have a hormone imbalance? Plus really, considering that Apple has plans to appoint a new CEO if Jobs dies, they have done all they need to for their shareholders. Just because you are a CEO of a publicly traded company doesn't mean that your shareholders have to know every detail of your life.

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    2. Re:So, about that "hormone imbalance"... by reverseengineer · · Score: 5, Informative

      Well, if Jobs was experiencing liver failure, it probably was accompanied by hormone imbalances- the liver is responsible for breaking down a wide variety of hormones, most notably the steroid hormones. So the idea that he was suffering from a "hormone imbalance" is probably true, but omitting the proximate cause of that hormone imbalance, if it happened to be liver failure, is being less than completely honest to the public and to Apple's investors.

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  4. Funny that by sleeponthemic · · Score: 4, Funny

    About the same time this buddy of mine, Eugene Victor Tooms went missing.

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  5. Steve Jobs 3.0 by stefanlasiewski · · Score: 2, Funny

    Yes, but the Steve Jobs update adds new features such as cut and paste, MMS, Spotlight search and an improved calendar!

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  6. Re:Public Figure Vs HIPAA, HIPAA Wins! by mlyle · · Score: 4, Informative

    Are you dense?

    From your own quote:

    While Eason said the confirmation was being provided with Jobs' approval ...

  7. What the doctor didn't confirm... by ravenspear · · Score: 4, Funny

    was that Jobs underwent a brain enhancement procedure which enables him to sufficiently focus his mental RDF energy for use as a telepathic weapon.

    Apple will house the new weapon, tentatively codenamed iDontThinkSo in an underground bunker beneath their Cupertino campus.

    Because of Mr Jobs' prolific temper, executives were initially concerned about the potential for misuse the weapon presented and the possibility of its use against enemies who were not truly dire. For this reason, a killswitch was installed to be controlled remotely via Phil Schiller's iPhone.

    Analysts predict the new weapon will bolster the company's share price by at least 20% and should by them enough time to complete the fully cybernetic Jobs 2.0.

  8. Re:Public Figure Vs HIPAA, HIPAA Wins! by djupedal · · Score: 4, Funny

    That would be 'dumbass, Sir!' to you... And thank Bhudda for /., where people can have a good old fashioned virtual pissing contest without mods getting in the way :)

  9. Parts by Scutter · · Score: 5, Funny

    Maybe now he'll understand why it's so important to be able to install third-party parts and he'll decide to loosen-up the licensing a little bit.

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    1. Re:Parts by turing_m · · Score: 4, Funny

      He should have gotten the Linux liver. He'd be operated on for free by an enthusiastic student doctor. After his body starts going into shock from rejecting the transplant, he gets on the forums and PMs the doctor. He is briefly told that his new organ is a "fork of the porcine liver" and that dampening the auto-immune response of the body is a feature that is not even at alpha stage yet but assuredly, quite high in the queue. If he wants to develop the feature himself, he's welcome to, in fact, he can easily obtain a similar liver to study for free. If that is too hard, he could always recompile his DNA so that it won't conflict with his new liver, but hey, he better have a spare body in case his system hangs during reboot. Until then, he could do what most people do and take a concoction of drugs to work around that bug, unfortunately, he has to learn to live with being housebound and crawling around on his hands and knees.

      After becoming irate, he is told to STFW and RTFM. At 8:00am, bleary eyed from searching endless forums he calls up work and tells them he's sick and won't be coming in until he's better. 6 months later, he takes a shower, ready to head back to work after finally fixing his problem himself.

      He gazes up at the enormous face of the penguin. Eighteen years it had taken him to learn what kind of smile was hidden beneath the dark feathers. O cruel, needless misunderstanding! O stubborn, self-willed exile from the loving breast! Two gin-scented tears trickled down the sides of his nose. But it was all right, everything was all right, the struggle was finished. He had won the victory over himself. He loved Linux.

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  10. A good bet by plague911 · · Score: 4, Funny

    $10 says his old liver ends up on ebay.

  11. shopping for short wait times by bcrowell · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I'd tend to agree that this is useless voyeurism, except that there are some ethical issues that come up in transplants when the patient is very rich. The NY Times had an article about this today, and they specifically mentioned this hospital as one that had a very short average wait time of 3.8 months, compared to the national average of 12.3 months. "If you had access to a jet and had six hours to get anywhere in the country, you'd have a wide choice of programs," they quote one doctor as saying.

  12. Re:How long was the wait? by nausea_malvarma · · Score: 2, Funny

    He didn't need to go on the organ transplant waiting list. There are thousands of apple fanboys who'd gladly give their livers to the almighty jobs in a heartbeat.

  13. OT: How to get Slashdot to stop spewing bars by OverlordQ · · Score: 2, Informative

    If I view the story here it's fine, but when viewing it at the 'friendly' url it spews crap all over the place. Namely those last three bars and that row of bubbles.

    Come on Slashdot, if you at least fix this, I'll stop complaining about idle.

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    1. Re:OT: How to get Slashdot to stop spewing bars by sl0ppy · · Score: 4, Informative

      go to help & preferences, click on classic index - general, and check use classic index.

      that got rid of it for me.

  14. Re:This is actually a new Apple product by spankyofoz · · Score: 5, Funny

    And when he takes his shirt off you can see the backlit apple logo they installed, which also mysteriously doubled the cost of the operation.

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  15. Re:How long was the wait? by 0100010001010011 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Livers are like starfish. You can hack them apart and they regrow. Heck, here is a story about a split liver helping 2 people.

    You can also partially remove some from a living person (Lisa?) and give it to someone.

    Unlike... kidneys, lungs, hearts, etc.

  16. Re:Public Figure Vs HIPAA, HIPAA Wins! by E+IS+mC(Square) · · Score: 2, Informative

    without mods? This is article about the messiah of the Apple cult. Wait till they release their mod army.

    3...2...1...

  17. Re:Public Figure Vs HIPAA, HIPAA Wins! by Goldberg's+Pants · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Still absolutely amazed at this. Given Apple said it was a hormone imbalance... Isn't deliberately misleading investors the sort of thing the SEC takes a dim view of? Don't know my US stock market laws and all that but I can't imagine the guy who IS, to many people, Apple, being in a life threatening condition and the shareholders not being told being seen as a good thing. Yes it protected the share price, but didn't they lie?

    Whatever, glad Jobs is okay. One of the few people in the tech industry I admire.

  18. Re:given he conned the transplant system, YES. by Darkness404 · · Score: 5, Insightful
    Oh heaven forbid that someone actually uses the money they created to get better faster. Heaven forbid that some people are going to be able to afford things that others cannot. Its the same thing with health care. Because there is not an infinite supply of livers, along with an infinite supply of doctors, its true that some people might not be able to afford a liver transplant. Sure, its sad, but such is life.

    Oh yeah, and Apple lied to investors and the world: the man had cancer and a failing organ, and they claimed it was a "hormone imbalance." I hope the SEC is already working on this...

    A few things A) You are not entitled to know everything about Steve Jobs B) The shareholders really only need to know that someone will take the place if Jobs dies C) Steve Jobs, or any other CEO could die of any random cause at any time and D) Perhaps thats all that was confirmed at the time? And I'd say that you would probably have a hormone imbalance if you had a failing organ.

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  19. I feel anger. by reporter · · Score: 5, Interesting
    Steve Jobs is another example of how wealth buys health and an easy life.

    The USA has several organ-transplant centers. In theory, patients can enter their name into the waiting list of any or all centers.

    Practically speaking, most patients enter their name into the waiting list of the single most accessible center. The patients then arrange to live near the center as their name approaches the top of the list. Physicians cannot just freeze a liver for a week until you can arrange a plane ticket to reach the center. Livers are perishable items.

    Due to the aforementioned cost and logistical issues, patients are effectively restricted to only 1 center. However, Steve Jobs -- with his billions of dollars -- can enter his name into all the waiting lists of all the centers. He can hire a private jet service to take him to any center immediately.

    Life just is not fair.

    1. Re:I feel anger. by phantomfive · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Yes, life is not fair, but honestly this is not a case of someone being rich and privileged because he was born into the right family. Steve Jobs as much as anyone has earned his money. He's worked hard and he's added a lot to society. If we tried to cut him down so things were more fair, then it would be a loss to all of us.

      Things will never be completely fair, but the way to make them more fair is to help everyone become more rich and powerful. The only way that can happen is if everyone is more productive: imagine if everyone accomplished in their life things similar to what Steve Jobs has done. When he got fired from, he started another company that made something cool. That's not easy, but he did it.

      We don't all have to start our own companies, but if we were all just as productive in our respective fields, we probably would already have synthetic liver replacements. We might have green coal plants. We might have more efficient ways to grow food, allowing the existing farmers to focus their attention on more interesting things (oh, well we already have that one to quite an extent).

      This is the way of the future, and it's where the left gets off track: instead of trying to destroy stupid bankers who get rich off naive customers, without producing anything real, the key is to educate those 'stupid' customers to create real things, and to contribute to society in real ways; then the bankers will go off and f*** themselves because everyone will see them for what they are, leeches on society.

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    2. Re:I feel anger. by timeOday · · Score: 4, Interesting
      Here's a list of random rationalizations you could use to argue either way:
      1. If this story is true, he apparently received a liver instead of somebody else who was a better candidate (in the sense of a better prognosis). That is, in expectation (actuarially), his actions took years from somebody's life.
      2. Most of us with health coverage and some money will, at some point, receive some expensive treatment where the money could have instead been used to provide more basic, life-saving treatment to several poor people. Especially if you re-consider this analysis on a global basis, given that people in Africa die every day die from want of a few dollars in health care, or even clean water.
      3. Due to Jobs ingenuity and force of will, the economy is probably larger than it would otherwise be by a few billion dollars, with some fraction of that (i.e. hundreds of millions of dollars) providing thousands of hard-working nerds and their families with money for life-saving health care services.
      4. Distrust in the equity of organ distribution may decrease the number of donors. Some people won't like the thought that their organs are most likely to live on in rich old white guys with short life expectancies who clawed their way to the front of the line like aristocrats boarding lifeboats at the sinking of the Titanic (whether or not that is a myth).
    3. Re:I feel anger. by 4D6963 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      And there we go again, Slashdotters and their utter failure to grasp the most basic and fundamental aspects of economics. He's created jobs, lots of them, both directly by employing people and indirectly by having the employees spend money, by buying from manufacturers and other partners which employ and pay people, by creating value, and so forth. And that's for being a basic big employer, if you look at his influence over the markets his company dabbles in or the influence of his products in other markets then that's even more.

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    4. Re:I feel anger. by Borg453b · · Score: 2, Funny

      He's created jobs, lots of them

      Yes - he created "Jobs". 4 of them to be specific. *nods* I suppose you could say that it's a lot, in some parts of the States. What does this have to do with the fundamental aspects of economy?
      ;)
      (or would that be Jobs'?)

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    5. Re:I feel anger. by syousef · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Life just is not fair.

      Yep. Get over it. Your only other option is to stay angry and forfeit the good things that life can give you.

      Someone in the 3rd world, who can't afford to eat every day would look at you whining about potential health issues and think it's unfair that you have the luxury to be angry instead of slaving away 16 hours a day for subsistence wages, or starving for lack of work.

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    6. Re:I feel anger. by dotgain · · Score: 2, Funny

      Objectivity, on my Slashdot!? Begone with thee!

    7. Re:I feel anger. by bkr1_2k · · Score: 2, Informative

      That's nice. How many banks are going to give you a loan (last minute I might add) for a flight taking you to your potential death? How many loan officers give loans to people with the expectation that the person has a better than 80% chance of dying in the next year? Get real. 80% of people couldn't afford that, and you know it.

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    8. Re:I feel anger. by cayenne8 · · Score: 2, Insightful
      "Steve Jobs is another example of how wealth buys health and an easy life....

      Due to the aforementioned cost and logistical issues, patients are effectively restricted to only 1 center. However, Steve Jobs -- with his billions of dollars -- can enter his name into all the waiting lists of all the centers. He can hire a private jet service to take him to any center immediately.

      Life just is not fair."

      Wow..bulletin, this just in:

      Apparently being rich is better, you can afford things non-rich people cannot.

      Wow, what is the big deal here? If you have the means, you have the advantages..nothing is new here, and nothing is wrong with taking advantage of your advantage. A person that works at a department store gets a discount on what they buy there...the avg person does not.

      Many people, for wealth or other reasons...have an advantage over other people in some aspects of life. This is a natural way of things...some people are born smarter than others.

      You last statement summed it up....NO life is NOT fair. It never has been, it never will be. Life owes you nothing, the world owes you nothing. Through luck of the draw and hard work, you can get wealth or whatever it is that gives you pleasure and advantages, money or a place at the head of the line for something. Get used to it. That's the way life is, and there is nothing wrong with it.

      Unless you can change the basic nature of life on earth.

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    9. Re:I feel anger. by ceoyoyo · · Score: 3, Insightful

      You guys have a private health care system. Forget about Steve Jobs having a plane so he can fly to a transplant centre and start worrying about the large portion of your population that can't afford basic health care.

      Yeah, that means YOU are the rich and privileged one.

    10. Re:I feel anger. by 4D6963 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Also:

      Technologically, the limitations of the MacOS architecture (and its Microsoft imitations) held back the industry for at least a decade.

      Yeah, that would be the decade when Jobs was out of Apple (Mac OS was arguably the best PC OS until Jobs left in 1985) and that during this time he went on to create NeXT which OS went on to be the basis of Mac OS X when he got back at Apple.

      Not like this point had to be made, but I felt like making it anyways.

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    11. Re:I feel anger. by Rakarra · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Yes, life is not fair, but honestly this is not a case of someone being rich and privileged because he was born into the right family. Steve Jobs as much as anyone has earned his money. He's worked hard and he's added a lot to society. If we tried to cut him down so things were more fair, then it would be a loss to all of us.

      Everybody knows about Steve Jobs, but no one knows about Steve Wozniak, who was the actual technology innovator.

      The history of Silicon Valley is full of people with technical brilliance who could never get anywhere. Business acumen is at least as important, and I think it's a skill that many Slashdotters undervalue.

    12. Re:I feel anger. by 4D6963 · · Score: 2, Funny

      no u

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  20. I heard he was having a heart transplant by QuantumG · · Score: 2, Funny

    but they couldn't find his old one.

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  21. Re:Public Figure Vs HIPAA, HIPAA Wins! by Ortega-Starfire · · Score: 4, Funny

    Well a double-dumbass on you, sir!

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  22. Re:Can't spare the time by gnick · · Score: 3, Funny

    Which is worse:
    * The First Poster who blows his own post away by failing to quote out of context to confuse readers into thinking he had a point
    or
    * The guy with mod points that mods said poster up and then posts as AC to clear said mod?

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  23. There's no reason to be angry. by FiloEleven · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Some people have more money and more power and better opportunities than others, but that doesn't make it automatically unfair. Would you cry "foul" if a sitting President took the same actions as Jobs? It's not like he cheated the system (as a President probably would). Would you be angry with a friend for buying a new TV or laptop that you wanted but couldn't afford?

    Practically speaking, most patients enter their name into the waiting list of the single most accessible center. The patients then arrange to live near the center as their name approaches the top of the list.

    Given that all centers were equally accessible to him, he did exactly what every patient does. He is smart enough to know that a queue of 295 is significantly lower than a queue of 1615, and all other things being equal the rational choice is to go for the shortest line. If you were in Jobs's place, what would you have done differently?

    What is the point of having wealth if you don't use it to your advantage? Of course it can be misused, but you're going to have to work a lot harder to argue that that is the case here.

    1. Re:There's no reason to be angry. by relguj9 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Let's not forget: any number of Apple fans would probably readily line up to give their liver to Steve! Fame can be more useful than wealth.

      There's probably an iPhone app for it.

  24. Re:Public Figure Vs HIPAA, HIPAA Wins! by profplump · · Score: 2, Insightful

    You're assuming Steve told Apple and gave them permission to tell others. Regardless of SEC rules, he's under no obligation to expose his HIPAA-protected data, nor are Apple, it shareholders, or the SEC is in a position to ask. Moreover, even if someone at Apple knew of his actual condition they can't legally reveal it to others without his consent.

  25. Re:Public Figure Vs HIPAA, HIPAA Wins! by n3v · · Score: 2

    Pretty sure liver problems make hormone imbalances

  26. Most people cannot handle it by hessian · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Things will never be completely fair, but the way to make them more fair is to help everyone become more rich and powerful.

    To paraphrase Bill Cosby (on "mind-expanding" drugs): But what if you're an asshole?

    The same applies here:

    Most people are the ones I see littering, driving like idiots, buying stupid junk, getting drunk and vomiting in my sunroof, etc.

    Do I want them to be any more powerful than they are? Hell, no!

    1. Re:Most people cannot handle it by BobMcD · · Score: 2, Informative

      "Seeing is believing, but too often we only see what we want to believe."

  27. Re:given he conned the transplant system, YES. by tick-tock-atona · · Score: 4, Insightful
    Modded insightful WTF?!

    Oh heaven forbid that someone actually uses the money they created to get better faster. Heaven forbid that some people are going to be able to afford things that others cannot. Its the same thing with health care. Because there is not an infinite supply of livers, along with an infinite supply of doctors, its true that some people might not be able to afford a liver transplant. Sure, its sad, but such is life.

    Assuming the linked article in GP is true:

    Why should someone be given preference on the basis of how much money / power they have? Such an idea is right at home in a country like China, but surely it flies in the face of the idea that "all men are created equal".

    I know that in Australia / New Zealand we have a strict national transplant system which means that you can only be on the transplant list for your home state. The system is specifically designed so that "Ethnicity, gender, financial, social, celebrity or political status does not affect the allocation of organs... (and) Organs are given to the person with the greatest medical need who has the best chance of successful transplantation."

    The fact is, by using the money you created to buy better drugs or treatment, you are not directly affecting anyone else. With a unique item like an organ, you are depriving someone of a chance at life.

    It's a bit like the difference between 'pirating' a movie and 'pirating' a ship off the coast of somalia, in one case no-one is (directly) worse off and in the other, one party forcefully deprives the other of an item.

    Anyway, I know where I'd rather get sick. :P

  28. Re:Public Figure Vs HIPAA, HIPAA Wins! by mlyle · · Score: 4, Insightful

    That's not exactly how it went down.

    On January 5th, Jobs said that he had a hormone imbalance. On January 14th, he said that he had "learned [his] health issues are more complex than [he] originally thought".

    A Whipple procedure really screws up your digestive system and almost everyone afterwards has bouts of weight loss, etc. It's altogether possible that his doctors thought that was going on until metastases were discovered between Jan 5th and Jan 14th.

    It's a complicated matter, you know-- how much are stockholders entitled to know versus an executive's right to privacy in his medical information.

  29. Re:How is appel fourmed? by gringer · · Score: 2, Funny

    They need to do way instain doner> who spilt thar libres. becaise these bibers cabt fight back it was on the news this mronign a boss in memps who had bight on his liber. They ar had him company for two month and back for new liber. Only just now the talm abiyt it! Probly even deed alraidy!

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  30. I received my delivery yesterday... by Centurix · · Score: 4, Funny

    This is going to go well with Fava beans and a nice Chianti

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  31. Re:How long was the wait? by iron-kurton · · Score: 2, Funny

    Luckily, a normal person has 2 kidneys, 2 lungs and 2 hearts they can donate, so it's not really a problem.

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  32. Tim Cook: Apple's next CEO by DesScorp · · Score: 2, Informative

    "Plus really, considering that Apple has plans to appoint a new CEO if Jobs dies, they have done all they need to for their shareholders."

    Today's Wall Street Journal made the argument that it is in fact more important to hang onto the guy that's been running the shop in Jobs' absence. Tim Cook has now run Apple twice in Jobs' stead, and has impressed both times. Jobs will inevitably retire (or die) sooner rather than later, and there seems to be no doubt that they want to keep the captain's chair for Cook. While he was never given the "interim CEO" title, the Journal notes that he's pretty much done the CEO job this past year, including negotiations with AT&T on iPhone issues. He's already on Nike's board, and again, according to the same story, Motorola and Dell both tried to snatch him a year ago. Right now, he's making a pittance compared to Jobs, and under his watch, Apple's stock has gone up 60% since January. I agree with the Journal here, and I think Apple would be wise to cough up a lot of cash to keep this guy. Pretty much everyone agrees the guy is indispensable.

    WSJ: Stand-In shines at Apple

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  33. Re:Public Figure Vs HIPAA, HIPAA Wins! by Vancorps · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Given Apple's history when Jobs was not at the helm it's understandable that so many people would take an interest in his health. Again, given history, it's a safe bet Apple will do well while controlled by Jobs and will do quite poorly should he remove himself. Many people are aware of the past.

    Personally I'm inclined to agree with you as I don't care about Apple, I should say, I don't like Apple for many of the same reasons I don't like Sony and have issues with Microsoft. Anti-competitive, litigious, and a pain to integrate. I'm not sure where the law stands on a publicly traded company when it comes to the health of it's board members though. Of course investors can do use any means to help themselves justify their investments so while Jobs may not be legally obligated to share the information it would have been a good idea as investors were being mislead. If management is changing the board is supposed to be notified and if his condition worsened and he actually died then investors may have had a valid claim that they were mislead. Of course that didn't happen and I'm sure he'll be fine and Apple will continue on like it has.

  34. So it was a lie by El_Muerte_TDS · · Score: 4, Funny

    A apple a day, doesn't keep the doctor away.

  35. Re:Me too! Honestly, guys... by chuckfee · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Like it or not Jobs is a corporate officer and a large beneficial owner of the company's stock.

    If the company was withholding information that is considered material to the value of the business then it should be disclosed. Like it or not, his privacy has limits. He has voluntarily given some of it up in becoming a corporate officer. Failure to disclose can be a huge deal, especially if insiders sold stock during the time when this was not common knowledge.

    In the long run it will not be a bunch of fanboys on slashdot or Apple's PR department that decide the correct level of disclosure. It will be the courts. I have little doubt that the class-action lawyers are already all over this issue. If they smell blood (or easy money) then they will pursue a case. At that point it will be up to the legal system.

    Personally, I think Apple has left itself open for an expensive court case.
     

  36. Get over yourself. by jcr · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Steve Jobs is another example of how wealth buys health and an easy life.

    Yeah, cause being rich kept him from getting pancreatic cancer in the first place, right?

    Oh, wait.

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    1. Re:Get over yourself. by sorak · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Steve Jobs is another example of how wealth buys health and an easy life.

      Yeah, cause being rich kept him from getting pancreatic cancer in the first place, right?

      Oh, wait.

      -jcr

      WTF? So, your standard of fairness is that anything goes as long as rich people are not immune to disease?

  37. Enough was disclosed by TheLink · · Score: 2, Funny

    I dunno about everyone else but when I heard "hormonal imbalance", and Steve Jobs had dropped out of sight, I figured he was in big trouble.

    e.g. cancer or AIDS or something else as serious as that.

    You don't announce a hormonal imbalance that's not serious that way (he couldn't even appear in public!). Well unless he was changing gender (either voluntarily or involuntarily ;) ).

    So if you would sell/buy Apple stock just because Jobs is very sick, you should have done it the day they said "hormonal imbalance". But most "investors" won't do that - they'll just wait for someone to start first.

    It's just like when Alan Greenspan says "irrational exuberance". He's not going to come out and say "Uh everyone, sell! Sell! Sell!". That would be irresponsible and stupid of him.

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  38. In Related News ... by DeeVeeAnt · · Score: 2, Funny

    Apple recently introduced a new exclusive product, the iDonor card. While more expensive than existing cards, its stylish design and unique branding ensured there was a queue of fanbois stretching round the block at every Apple store on the planet.

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  39. "he cited patient confidentially in saying..." by Cornwallis · · Score: 2, Insightful

    confidentially? Doesn't anybody proofread this stuff or do we just accept the INS (Idiocracy News Service)?

  40. Re:given he conned the transplant system, YES. by dogmatixpsych · · Score: 4, Informative

    As someone who has worked with a hospital transplant team, Steve Jobs did absolutely nothing wrong. There is nothing that stops people from doing something similar to what Jobs did - finding the best center with the shortest waiting line; in fact, people do it all the time. Sure, there are plenty of people who cannot afford to do what he did but there are many who can - I saw (and still see it) all the time.

    He could pay for the procedure with cash but people who use insurance get transplants all the time. Further, because of Jobs' socioeconomic status - as a transplant team you'd want to give him an organ because he would be able to maintain it. That can be a huge factor in who gets organs and who doesn't. If someone does not have any family to help take care of them or money to hire nursing help and if that person has questionable self-health care and practices (like they are still drinking alcohol and need a liver transplant), then they probably will not get an organ. Jobs will most likely really take care of his transplant, especially because he can pay for additional help.

    In no way did he con the transplant system.

  41. Re:Steve Jobs isn't 'productive' by bkr1_2k · · Score: 2, Insightful

    All your rant has nothing to do with Steve Jobs' productivity. No one ever said anyone else was less of human being because they weren't CEO of a big company.

    Steve Jobs has been hugely productive in the sense that the poster mentioned, his company (that he co-founded with 1 other person if I remember correctly) has produced thousands of jobs, helped revolutionize our society into a "post industrial" society (yes that has happened mostly over the last 30 years) and has influenced that society in more than just technology.

    Very few people put on a desert island alone would have much impact on society... because it takes more than one person to make a society. As for the plumbers etc, sure they're very important and no body is denying that. But to say they've had the same impact as Steve Jobs is simply short-sighted.

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  42. Jobs was probably in denial by richardcavell · · Score: 5, Insightful

    In my experience (I'm a doctor), almost all cancer patients go into denial and will downplay the severity of their symptoms. Steve Jobs is a billionaire, a tech guru, and all that, but he's also a human being. Based on what's publicly known, I'd say that his pancreatic islet cell cancer spread to his liver and that his liver tumour was non-resectable, and now he's ended up with a new liver by way of getting rid of the metastases. He describes his situation as a 'hormone imbalance' because that's one of the consequences of his condition, but the underlying diagnosis is far worse than that. Bottom line is that he's a very sick man... a cancer patient with a liver transplant has a limited life expectancy, and his role is now going to be figurehead/part time inputter of ideas more than being the day-to-day boss. Richard

  43. Re:How long was the wait? by ceoyoyo · · Score: 2, Funny

    He's a time lord.

  44. Conservative blind side... by gillbates · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Things will never be completely fair, but the way to make them more fair is to help everyone become more rich and powerful. The only way that can happen is if everyone is more productive: imagine if everyone accomplished in their life things similar to what Steve Jobs has done.

    Disclaimer: I am a conservative. So I recognize the above as a variation on "the free market cures all ills" and the conservative notion that more wealth will make all of society better.

    It won't.

    The reason is basic economics. If everyone were rich and powerful; if everyone could create cool things like Steve Jobs does, then being a CEO would pay minimum wage. Compared to the rest of the world, America is rich on a GDP basis. However, compared to the rest of the world on a quality of life basis, America does little better than some third world countries. Consider:

    • Even though I have a "good" job as an engineer, making close to the median salary in the field, I:
      1. Cannot afford to buy a house in the same community I where work.
      2. Had my first child at a decade older than my father.
      3. Have no real, viable retirement plan. No, a 401k is not a retirement plan; it is a retirement gamble. Some people win, some don't (like my mother, who was forced into retirement after her 401 lost half its value.)
    • If I lose my job, I can lose both my home and my healthcare. Compare this with some of the poorer socialist countries where this is not even a possibility. One would think that making hundreds of times what my third world counterparts do would afford me a greater degree of social security, but sadly it does not.
    • The fact that urban America has transitioned from single-earner households to dual-earner households makes it much more difficult to live in urban areas. Families with only a single income find that they cannot afford the house they need. Sure, I could move to a less expensive rural area - that is, if I could find a job there.

    I went to college. I made the grade. But so did millions of others. Every three years, the US University system grants college degrees to the equivalent of the population of Chicago. These are the people with whom I compete for jobs. Even though my father was an unskilled laborer, he had far less competition and enjoyed a far greater standard of living than I do. Yes, we're all educated now. Did our education solve the problem of limited resources? No, it just allows us a greater understanding of economics, of why, after decade of career preparation, we are now worse off than our parents' generation.

    Does the rising tide lift all boats? Sure, to some degree. I can afford gadgets that would have amazed my parents' generation. But yet, for all my education - for changing careers from programming to engineering to get a better salary; in spite of doubling my net worth in the last decade - I am still struggling to afford the basic necessities of life. It means little to be able to buy that killer laptop when I can't afford to put a roof over my head. This isn't an education problem; it isn't a problem of productivity. It is a problem of economics and of corporate greed.

    In the 90's, the conservative harping about the loss of morality fell on deaf ears. Who cared if couples opted not to marry and have children? Who cared if corporations became greedy? (Greed was good, right?) Now we reap the harvest we've sown: corporate greed has reduced the effective wages to poverty level, and we're now finding that the economic boom dependent on an ever increasing consumer base is unsustainable, largely in part because the necessary consumers were never born.

    I find myself in the oddest of paradoxes: I can afford whatever electronic toys I wish, yet cannot afford the basic necessities of family life.

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    1. Re:Conservative blind side... by Zakabog · · Score: 2, Interesting

      • The fact that urban America has transitioned from single-earner households to dual-earner households makes it much more difficult to live in urban areas. Families with only a single income find that they cannot afford the house they need. Sure, I could move to a less expensive rural area - that is, if I could find a job there.

      That's not it at all, it's the fact that a dual income family will think "Oh hey we've got all this money coming in since we're both working, why buy that $150,000 house when we can "easily" afford that $300,000 house in the nicer part of town."

      Then one person loses their income, then the family can't make the house payments, then they're forced to sell. It's all due to people wanting nice things, and not budgeting for future problems.

       

      Does the rising tide lift all boats? Sure, to some degree. I can afford gadgets that would have amazed my parents' generation. But yet, for all my education - for changing careers from programming to engineering to get a better salary; in spite of doubling my net worth in the last decade - I am still struggling to afford the basic necessities of life. It means little to be able to buy that killer laptop when I can't afford to put a roof over my head. This isn't an education problem; it isn't a problem of productivity. It is a problem of economics and of corporate greed.

      Not too long ago I was in the market for buying a house, I was making around 25K a year, which is quite low for a full time job (it was a startup company), and most of the houses I looked at were two family houses that I could have easily afforded on my salary even without the rental income, even if I lost my job for a year. The reason was that I had money saved up for the purchase of a house. I could have made a large down payment, while still having money left over to cover the mortgage for a year. Plus, if I was renting the other unit, then I wouldn't need to use any of my salary towards the house as the rental unit would have easily covered themortgage and taxes.

      It's about living within your means, people today think "Well I'm making all this money I might as well use it for something I'll enjoy right now" rather than "I'm making all this money, I should save it up for something I may need in the future", or "I'm making all this money, why should I buy that cheap boring house when I can afford this really expensive luxurious home."

    2. Re:Conservative blind side... by rjhubs · · Score: 2, Insightful

      However, compared to the rest of the world on a quality of life basis, America does little better than some third world countries.

      Wow, are you serious? Have you ever visited a third world? Your post is almost too melodramatic to respond to, but let me provide you with a little perspective.

      Your measures of a high standard of living are quite interesting. You want to be able to live in the same community where you work? You know what that is in the third world? Living in a farming community. You think commuting 3 hours a day to your 8 hour job is bad? Perhaps you'd prefer to have to walk two miles up a mountain to retrieve fresh water every morning. (such was the case in a village in Honduras I visited, you had to walk up to the source because other villages along the way would pollute the stream coming down, who needs the EPA right?). Add that in to all your other daily duties. Get fresh milk from the cow, grind your morning coffee, etc and then head off to the farm. Forget such luxuries as being able to sit around (at work I presume? or before work) pondering life and responding to a post on the internet.

      Having a kid a 10 years later than your father also seems to be an odd standard of life to me as well.. I suppose this is because of financial reasons, you felt you couldn't afford to have a child any earlier. It must be nice being able to choose when to have a child and still indulge in sex. Contraceptives are easy to obtain for you right? And it must be nice to be financially secure enough to be able to consider having a child. In most third worlds and in your father's time, children are more looked at as assets. You can put them to work at the early age of 10 in the field or in your shop when they're not at school (if you have that education 'luxury'). Which robs them of all that free time to play with their friends that you probably enjoyed as a kid. We do like to look enviously back to our carefree childhood don't we?

      Oh and retirement, a 401k does not have to be invested in the 'gambling' stock market. Provided government doesn't usurp bondholder's rights, you should really have a percentage of your age invested in bonds (50 year old, 50% allocation) its much safer, but I'm not writing this to give financial advise. If you don't want to gamble you could have started saving early and just put it all in a FDIC insured savings account. What a luxury, FDIC insurance, you know in many countries people don't even trust putting their money in a bank savings account? Because in the past their savings have been wiped clean by either corrupt governments, local warlords, or bad banking practices. Keeping all your money in a mattress sounds like a much better idea. And retirement plans? Aside for the brief period in US history where pensions were prevalant (although as we are seeing now, it is completely unsustainable) you know what retirement plans were here and in the rest of the world? Your children! But no, you wouldn't want to put that burden on your kids.

      I hope you enjoyed your 4 years in college (most do). You know in South Korea (not really a third world) military service is compusoury for all men over the age of 18? I don't know how old your father is, but I bet he had to worry about being drafted and possibly killed in a war too. I'm sure glad I don't have to worry about that.

      Healthcare? Sure your father probably had more affordable health care.. but you know why? Because back then you didn't have all the life extending options we have today. Liver transplants? Chemotherapy? Dialysis? I bet your healthcare could be quite affordable if you got the same quality and services in healthcare that your father did.

      I could go on and on, but the fact is, we are living with less worries and greater standard of life than anytime before in history. Stop smell the roses, and enjoy what you have, because it could be a LOT worse.

    3. Re:Conservative blind side... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Posting anonymously to avoid undoing moderation, but this just had to be answered. You're making a pretty serious error in logic here:

      In the 90's, the conservative harping about the loss of morality fell on deaf ears. Who cared if couples opted not to marry and have children? Who cared if corporations became greedy? (Greed was good, right?) Now we reap the harvest we've sown: corporate greed has reduced the effective wages to poverty level, and we're now finding that the economic boom dependent on an ever increasing consumer base is unsustainable, largely in part because the necessary consumers were never born.

      Those same conservatives that were screaming about unmarried couples (an issue to social conservatives) were pushing for deregulation of corporations (an issue for fiscal conservatives). You're conflating a concern with social morality (gay marriage, marriage of couples that live together and/or have children, abortion, etc) with a concern for corporate morality. In general (and there are exceptions on both sides) liberals tend to more less concerned about the latter, but more concerned about the former, while conservatives are the opposite.

      Liberals (in general) don't care whether or not a couple is married, because their marriage or lack of one is not impacting society in general. It's a matter of personal choice. I lived with my wife for 6 years before we formalized the arrangement with a wedding. How were we hurting anyone? By contrast liberals (in general) care whether a company is trying to screw its customers, because that problem DOES impact society in general. It's hurting the customer or customers being screwed in an unfair way.

      Conservatives (in general) care whether a couple is married, because for them to live together otherwise is a violation of the moral code of the conservative. They seem willing to make and enforce laws that require individuals to follow the moral code that they themselves have chosen to follow. Hence laws against gay marriage. It won't hurt society in any way to let couples of the same sex join together in the same way that couples of the opposite sex do, but it's against a moral code that conservative believe in so they want to stop it. Conservatives also (in general), I will grant you, care whether a company is screwing it's customers, but they seems to care about this in a abstract way. They might say it's immoral, but because they believe that market forces will eventually weed out the immoral or unfair in the market they are unwilling to directly legislate against it much of the time.

      "Morality" is not really the problem here. Everyone has different ideas of what is or is not moral. I have no moral problem with two people marrying or not marrying as they they see fit, but you clearly do. The problem is that our government is not trying to do the most good for the most people. It's trying to do the most good for big companies and hoping that THEY will do the most good for the most people. Companies, however, are almost totally without either morals or scruples. It's a side affect of being made up of too many people for anyone of them to take responsibility for the actions of the whole.

    4. Re:Conservative blind side... by NtroP · · Score: 5, Interesting

      in spite of doubling my net worth in the last decade - I am still struggling to afford the basic necessities of life. It means little to be able to buy that killer laptop when I can't afford to put a roof over my head. This isn't an education problem; it isn't a problem of productivity. It is a problem of economics and of corporate greed.

      Although I can sympathize with the frustration and apparent hopelessness of your situation, I have to disagree. The reason our parents had a better standard of living is that they did not live in the same "credit-based" society. In fact, my parents were still very much influenced by the great depression and the frugality that entailed.

      Disclaimer: I was struggling under a huge load of debt that I'm still crawling out of, but have come to realize a few things as I have become debt-free and a master of my own destiny.

      A vast percentage of our income goes to taxes and covering our debt-load. There is little I can do about my taxes, but I can have an impact on my debt and the interest I pay on it. Look at it this way: Last year I paid over $20,000 in interest on my mortgage. The year before that I paid almost that much interest on my credit card debt. Those two things were basically eating up a whole person's income in our household budget. That isn't even considering the interest we were paying on student loans, car loans, personal lines of credit, etc.

      Two years ago I realized I was spending so much of my time working to just pay interest on my lifestyle that I wasn't able to make any headway. So my family went cold turkey. We went to a cash basis. We scraped together $1,000.00 cash that we locked in our safe for emergencies and put every other penny we could scrape together into paying off our debt. We sold our toys. We worked extra hours. We stopped eating out. We turned down the heat and bought second-hand sweaters. We made a strict written budget and stuck with it.

      Over the last two years we've been able to pay off almost $90,000 in debt. Debt! Money we were borrowing to help us live the lifestyle we deserved but were unwilling to pay for up front. Had we lived this frugally from the beginning we would have just put that same $90,000.00 to use working for us and investing in our future. In two more years we could have paid cash for a $180,000.00 house and not had a house-payment! When I see that, it makes me sick to realize how much money I've been wasting on interest and "toys" that could have gone toward giving my family the lifestyle they really deserve. We've been living on a borrowed lifestyle. Well, no more!

      We should be completely debt-free in about another year if things were to stay the same. However, we just learned that my wife will be taking a huge pay-cut in order to keep her job (to the tune of $30,000.00 a year). It terrifies me to think what sort of financial position we'd have been in if we hadn't started paying off debt two years ago. Back then, we were "doing fine" in that we were easily able to make our monthly payments and have some left over for "fun". But had we kept on that path a $30K reduction in income would have bankrupted us. Now it just means it will take us a little longer to get out of debt. But get out we will and I will never borrow another cent from anyone in my life.

      Just thinking about the sort of life I could have had for my family had I lived the way my parents did and followed their example. Instead I criticized them for being so "stingy" and not getting the things they could "afford" and not "leveraging" their assets. Well, looks like the laughs on me. They are retired now. Last year they paid cash for a house. Paid cash to fix it up. and now have it rented out. Their money is working for them. They have no debt. They are taking their profits and looking for the next good opportunity to come along. They are positioned well to take advantage of the many deals this economy has for them.

      I've sat both my kids down (they're 19, and 20) and laid out to them w

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    5. Re:Conservative blind side... by BitZtream · · Score: 2, Informative

      I find myself in the oddest of paradoxes: I can afford whatever electronic toys I wish, yet cannot afford the basic necessities of family life.

      Thats because your idea of 'necessities' is not actually what real necessities of life are: Food and Shelter. Are you saying you can't afford food and shelter, or that you can't afford the food and shelter that they other guy has?

      Just because you are jealous of someone elses assets and position in life doesn't mean your life sucks, it just means your perspective sucks and you're a whiney little bitch.

      I'm sorry the world wasn't just handed over too you after you went to college. You're acting like your life is hard. It isn't. No Americans life is hard, not even those guys living under a bridge. You have absolutely no idea what a hard life is, if you did you wouldn't be comparing yourself to someone with real issues.

      Your father enjoyed a better life because he had perspective, which you do not. You think everyone else should fix the problem for you, he fixed his position in life himself. The education you got in college was not the one you needed. Economics aren't why you are 'worse off than your parents'. The reason you are worse off than your parents is because you have an issue with your place in life.

      Try managing your money better. Try not spending so god damn much and putting yourself so far in debt. My guess is that your dad lived during the depression so he had a little more financial sense than you who has never really had a hard day in your life.

      The problem here really is you, sorry. All you're doing is whineing and telling us how hard your life is and how much worse it is than your parents life. It isn't worse. Its far better. Your parents made a mistake, they worked too hard and hid the shitty parts from you far too well, you are spoiled.

      If you're argument is 'I can buy neat electronic toys but I cant afford the basic necssities of family life' than perhaps, the solution is ...

      STOP BUYING SHIT YOU DON'T NEED RATHER THAN PAYING YOUR MORTGAGE AND BUYING FOOD, MORON.

      Move to a country outside of America, where life actually DOES suck, gets some perspective, then maybe you'll stop being so self absorbed and realize your life isn't nearly as shitty as you think it is.

      The companies haven't changed. The country hasn't changed. You finally grew up and had to start dealing with responsibility, which apparently you aren't' very good at handling.

      You can't buy a house where you work, so what? Welcome to reality, its that way everywhere for many people and has been for thousands of years, its not different just now for you.

      Your first child was a decade later? SO? Shit happens, thats a stupid fucking metric for figuring your 'quality of life'. I was born when my father was 55 and mother was 52. Does that mean my parents had almost the worst possible life known to man or does it mean that children weren't the priority in their life at that point? WHY are you having kids 10 years later, everyone else isn't. So we're not having children at age 12 now, thats not a bad thing, we all live longer, theres no reason to rush it unless you're one of those retarded people with a 'life plan' who is too stupid to realize life doesn't work according to your plans.

      No retirment plan? And whos fault is that? If you think a 401k is a gamble then you will never have a retirement plan. ALL INVESTMENTS ARE A GAMBLE. A 401k can be as safe as any investment, or as risky as gambling in Vegas. Of course, the same is true for a savings account at your local bank or credit union. They never go under or lose money or anything right?

      If you lose your job, you have a fair amount of time before they will actually throw you out of your home and take it from you, that time is more than enough to recover if you make a serious effort to do so. The bank really DOESN'T want your house, they WILL work with you for a good period of time, its in t

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    6. Re:Conservative blind side... by gillbates · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Okay, I'll try to say this is in the least trollish way possible: you completely missed the point of my post. The problem is not that I don't have enough toys. I could honestly care less - a $30 microcontroller kit is more entertaining to me than the big-screen plasma tvs everyone seems to think they need. The problem is that children are far more expensive from a resource perspective than that iPhone or new laptop you've got your eye on. Sure, I could forego a new laptop this year. But I'd have to forego a laptop upgrade for 2 decades to make up the cost of a normal childbirth. And that's after insurance pays! And I haven't even begun to talk about the cost of a four bedroom place in the Chicago area. But I'm lucky, compared to some; I've heard of the 50 year mortgages people are taking in California; of making $100,000 a year and being able to afford nothing more than a single bedroom apartment.

      Some people just don't get it. My father did have a higher standard of living than I did. He didn't *have* to spend half his income on housing, and yes, he was frugal. He didn't have to enlist in the Army to pay for college - in fact, he didn't even have to finish his degree. He had the resources to start a family when he was young; I didn't.

      But here I am, having served my country, having made the grade in college, having done all of the things my parents' generation thought necessary to have a successful life, and yet, I have a lower standard of living than they. My parents bought food at the national chain stores; I buy mine at the discount stores (Aldi). My parents bought a new car every few years; I still drive a 10 year old truck. And the worst of it? I cannot afford to buy the very house in which I was raised.

      I can understand the suburbanite college kid whining about how he can't afford his a Lexus. But I'm not that person. Instead, I'm trying to provide the same lifestyle for my children that I grew up with, and finding that it is difficult, if not impossible. Not being able to provide for your family is a much different position than not having the toys you'd like, and there's nothing spoiled or unseemly about wanting to give your children what you have received yourself. But I can't even do that, unfortunately.

      The fact that I can afford a new laptop every year is little consolation when I can't afford the basic necessities of life. What is oddest about my situation is that I learned to be frugal - to forgo the things I wanted so as to afford the things I need. But now, the things I want are of such little expense compared to the needs of my family that it hardly makes a difference, if it all.

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