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Trapped Girls Call For Help On Facebook

definate writes "Two teenage girls (aged 10 and 12) found themselves trapped/lost in a stormwater drain in Adelaide, South Australia. The interesting point of this article that makes it Slashdot worthy, is that although the teenage girls had mobile phones, instead of calling for help using 000 (Australia's 911 number), they decided to notify people through Facebook. My guess is it was something along the lines of 'Jane Doe is like totally trapped in a stormwater drain, really need help, OMG!'. Luckily a young friend of the girls was online at the time and was able to call the proper authorities."

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  1. Shame on you Facebook! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    The girls were eligible for a Darwin Award and you took it away from them!

    1. Re:Shame on you Facebook! by oldspewey · · Score: 3, Funny

      New clause to be added to Facebook TOS:

      If you find yourself in an emergency situation, please add "911 Emergency Response" as a friend, then write a simple wall posting describing the nature of your emergency. Help will be dispatched immediately.

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    2. Re:Shame on you Facebook! by IcyNeko · · Score: 5, Funny

      Do you want to be a fan of "911 Emergency Response"?
      [Yes] [No]

    3. Re:Shame on you Facebook! by JCSoRocks · · Score: 2, Funny

      This is pretty much how that'd go - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1EBfxjSFAxQ

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    4. Re:Shame on you Facebook! by RyanSpade · · Score: 3, Funny

      RyanSpade likes this.

    5. Re:Shame on you Facebook! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Well you have to die or compromise your ability to procreate to "win". It's not an award for stupid people, else we'd give you one too.

    6. Re:Shame on you Facebook! by nolife · · Score: 2, Informative

      I thought the emergency number was "0118 999 881 999 119 7253"

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    7. Re:Shame on you Facebook! by squiggly12 · · Score: 2, Informative

      Yes, here is a place in Iowa that has done this.
      http://www.switched.com/tag/911+text+messages/

    8. Re:Shame on you Facebook! by oldspewey · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Plus there are situations where being able to text "help, I'm being held hostage" is a more viable option than making a voice call to say "help, I'm being held hostage"

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      If libertarians are so opposed to effective government, why don't they all move to Somalia?
    9. Re:Shame on you Facebook! by Kayden · · Score: 2, Funny

      in car crsh whil txtin. plz send hlp!

  2. Coverage in the stormdrain? by wjh31 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    get me to australia!

    1. Re:Coverage in the stormdrain? by Knara · · Score: 2, Funny

      Yeah, no crap.

  3. Teenagers? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    "Two teenage girls (aged 10 and 12)..."

    Teenagers just keep getting younger and younger these days.

    1. Re:Teenagers? by unlametheweak · · Score: 2, Interesting

      But the real mystery is how they could have gotten lost in a storm drain. Did their parents "accidentally" flush them down the toilet? From the Wikipedia "Most storm sewers are provided with gratings or grids to prevent large objects from falling into the sewer system." It's a mystery that the article conveniently omits.

    2. Re:Teenagers? by jgtg32a · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Maybe they pulled off the covers?

      When I was a kid on my street there were two storm drains across the street from each other. We turned those things into pill boxes and shot waterguns at passing cars. There was also a pipe between them and we would go from one drain to the other, tons of fun.

    3. Re:Teenagers? by heritage727 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Well, you have to be 13 to have a Facebook account. They have Facebook accounts. So they must be 13, and hence teenagers, even if they're only 10 and 12. Seems perfectly clear to me.

    4. Re:Teenagers? by yancey · · Score: 3, Funny

      Girls mature faster than boys. :-)

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    5. Re:Teenagers? by dcollins · · Score: 4, Funny

      Overheard in a subway car...

      Friend A: "My god, I can't believe I'm turning 20 tomorrow."

      Friend B: "Yeah, man, double digits, wow."

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    6. Re:Teenagers? by dintech · · Score: 3, Funny

      Want a balloon Georgie? They all float down here!

    7. Re:Teenagers? by Techman83 · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Older storm water drains in Australia are basically big open drains. In my home town (small country town in Victoria) they are about 5 or 6 metres wide and 2 metres deep, which on a day with heavy rain will fill up completely. I spent many many hours exploring them as a kid. Some areas are underground, but it wasn't too bad, being that it was a small town you could essentially just keep walking and you'd find another open section within a kilometre.

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    8. Re:Teenagers? by jbezorg · · Score: 2, Funny

      Maybe they just couldn't muster the willpower to say "tween".

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    9. Re:Teenagers? by bluefoxlucid · · Score: 4, Funny

      Little girls are deceptive, manipulative, and just a tad bit sexual (remember being 12 and completely naive, and having a 10 year old asking to see your thing? But you were still terrified of girls when you were 15? Yeah...). If by "Mature" you mean "Turn into a glowing pile of pure, radioactive evil," I must concur.

    10. Re:Teenagers? by DriedClexler · · Score: 2, Funny

      Oh, tell me about it. I remember the days of Beverly Hills 90210 when some teenagers were 30!

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    11. Re:Teenagers? by Anachragnome · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Boy, that brings back memories.

      When I was a kid, living in San Jose, CA., a friend and I discovered a storm drain that dumped into one of the numerous creeks in the area. It was rather large, large enough for a 12 yr old to walk upright in. It also had no grating on it at all. You could quite simply walk right into it. Being the adventurous kids we were, we did so, only to find that it went so far that we had to go back home and get flashlights in order to go any further. After about 3 hours of wandering around, we found a ladder that led to a small platform (no grues) and a door. An unlocked door. It led to a service room in the Eastridge Shopping Mall, bypassing all security measures the mall had in place. We wandered the mall (it was late at night) for a short time until we realized that there was a patrolling security guard on the premises.

      This was the start of a long and interesting hobby of exploring any dark, and supposedly off-limits, entrances to the underworld. (Feel free to twist that statement to whatever your sick mind wishes...)

    12. Re:Teenagers? by phaet0n · · Score: 2, Funny

      Must be new math kids.

      Base 20 is the new base 10.

    13. Re:Teenagers? by Anachragnome · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I suppose you could say we did the same thing. A club, that is. We just didn't advertise it, primarily because we didn't want all the access routes we discovered bricked over.

      To date, my favorite is the turn-of-the-century storm drain system carved out of the sandstone underneath Santa Cruz, CA. Some of them tunnels actually led into the basements of houses (I suspect they were once used in the 20's for rum-running), some right up against the floorboards of houses (once heard a conversation right through them), and some into long-forgotten rooms that still had old bottles and such in them. One of these rooms had a desk and chair in it, even though the tunnel was too small for the desk to fit through. Crazy. Must have been assembled in situ.

      These tunnels were all hand-carved (the pick-marks still visible), and more then one led to a dead end--the tunnel was filled with beach sand, obviously meaning they led to the ocean, yet we never found an entrance/exit tunnel near the beach. We found 4 different entrances, yet not a single mention of these tunnels were to be found in any historical documents I researched, nor could I find a soul that knew about them besides us. As a matter of fact, most people didn't even believe us.

      As evidence, I usually gave up the location of ONE of these tunnels (Under the small bridge just below Ocean View park, there is a pipe hanging from the bridge. Crawl out along it, over the river, and you will see the entrance on the far side of the pipe). It is a really short tunnel and just a very small taste of what is actually under Santa Cruz. The rest go with me to the grave as they are most definitely NOT safe.

      A word of caution. NEVER enter tunnels like this during high-tide, before or during a rain storm or if you have any common-sense(we seriously lacked in this dept. back then). They are ALL UN-reinforced, sandstone is quite unstable and we discovered several cave-ins.

      Entering ANY storm-drain system before,during or even long after rain is just plain suicidal. Don't fucking do it.

    14. Re:Teenagers? by Anachragnome · · Score: 4, Interesting

      "As a matter of fact, most people didn't even believe us."

      This. The two historians I DID talk to about it refused to believe me even after I gave them the exact directions I gave in my post. One straight up called me a liar. Go figure.

      I also told them about a cabin in the woods made entirely of huge slabs of Redwood bark, complete with a river rock altar and built into the entrance of a burned out, but still alive, Redwood tree. You can tell it is from the same era as the tunnels since the living Redwood tree that it is built against has grown around it. Didn't believe me.

      I also told them about an underground, two-room apartment built into a hillside in the Santa Cruz mountains that appeared to be built in the exact same fashion as these tunnels (pick marks and swing patterns matched exactly), one that stood less then 200 yards from the Redwood Bark Cabin.
      Didn't believe me.

      I suspect that the person that built the 2-room apartment not only worked on the tunnel system, but also worked on the two railroad tunnels(less then a mile away) that were built around the same time as the tunnels. All have the same pick marks in them. Since the apartment is between the railroad tunnels and the city of Santa Cruz, I believe one of the workers simply built himself a temporary home.

      Sometimes people simply refuse to understand, or believe, what is obviously real and true (kind of like the moron in another thread I responded to), for whatever reasons.

      I've long since learned there is no point in trying to convince them otherwise (although I sometimes forget...like the moron in another thread I responded to). At some point, you just give up.

  4. Stupid girls. by FlyingSquidStudios · · Score: 3, Funny

    Everyone knows that if you need to call for rescue, you use twitter.

  5. Instead Of Getting Help by Ukab+the+Great · · Score: 3, Funny

    They might have gotten 112,076 "fans of teenage girls trapped in wells."

  6. Actually... by machinelou · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Actually, my wife was stuck in an elevator once and while her cellphone couldn't maintain a signal well enough to call out, she could text and email.

    1. Re:Actually... by petes_PoV · · Score: 4, Funny

      That's nothing. I was trapped in a lift once. I had to wait 15 years for mobile phones to be developed and deployed before I could call for help.

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    2. Re:Actually... by sakdoctor · · Score: 4, Funny

      That's nothing. I fell into an experimental cryogenics pod and was frozen for 1000 years, and had to wait for time travel to be developed, so that I could travel back in time and tell Matt Groening my life story, so he could make it into a popular cartoon series thus preventing a spacial anomaly that would have destroyed the alpha quadrant.

    3. Re:Actually... by Anonymous+Monkey · · Score: 2, Insightful

      That's nothing. Once I was stuck on a planet so primitive that the inhabitants thought digital watches and mobile phones are a good idea. And I'm still stuck.

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      We are the Borg...
    4. Re:Actually... by nazsco · · Score: 2, Interesting

      that's nothing. once i had to read all this not-funny thread

  7. Not too far-fetched by Sefi915 · · Score: 4, Insightful
    My cell phone, with Sprint as a service, gets less than crappy reception inside my office. However, I have no problems getting and sending text messages quickly.

    So it's not unthinkable to imagine that they had crap for voice reception but had no issues with a web connection, especially given that they were inside a storm drain.

    Oh, and when did a ten-year-old and twelve-year-old become teenagers? (The answer: "not yet".)

  8. Darwin by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    Darwin at work, foiled by luck.

  9. conservative by TheSHAD0W · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I will admit, silly as it may sound, contacting rescuers via messaging in a non-critical emergency situation may not be a bad idea. It's more friendly battery-wise, where you may not get a chance to recharge a cell phone (in the sewers, for instance); and it can be less ambiguous than speech and more easily reviewed (although all the OMGs and missing vowels might prove problematic.

  10. Call for help? by zmooc · · Score: 2, Interesting

    So, what did they post exactly? I really doubt they actually called for help and I doubt even more they wouldn't have called 000 by themselves eventually. It's not like they were dying or something, they were just lost.

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  11. Re:Overshadowing the fact by gregthebunny · · Score: 2, Interesting

    As kids, my friends and I used to play in the storm water drains by our houses all the time. They were about 10' tall, 15' wide, and 150' long. (They were basically under-passes for where the streams ran under the roads.) One could hardly get trapped unless there was an immediate flash flood.

  12. Re:Social Stupidity by unlametheweak · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The lack of common sense is astounding.

    Probably not as stupid as people assume. No where in the article was it mentioned that it was an emergency situation. They were lost in a place that they shouldn't have been, and probably just wanted some advice without drawing a lot of attention to themselves. Obviously using Facebook wasn't the wise move if they wanted to be discrete.

  13. Silly Silly Questions... by DiSKiLLeR · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Sigh. The stupid stuff people keep asking over and over.

    To me, teenager always meant 10 and up. I don't know. Maybe the definition is different in Australia. (I'm from Adelaide, too, btw, where this took place. Adelaide is a city of just over 1 million people.)

    What were they doing in a storm drain? I don't know, exploring maybe? We've had stories about underground urban exploration on slashdot before, and there's many sites out there on it, such as caveclan. (http://www.caveclan.org/). Their site appears to be down atm but it was about the exploration of tunnels in Melbourne and around Australia.

    And yeah, as others pointed out; perhaps their signal wasn't strong enough to call but they could text or get data.

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    1. Re:Silly Silly Questions... by Chris+Mattern · · Score: 5, Insightful

      To me, teenager always meant 10 and up.

      "Or, as we say around here, zeroteen!"

      To me, teenager always meant 13 to 19, because, y'know, those are the numbers that actually have *teen* in them.

    2. Re:Silly Silly Questions... by MikeBabcock · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You're an odd duck, considering the term refers to the word 'teen' in the English word for the age in question. You'll notice that neither "ten" or "twelve" contain the ending that "thirteen" and "eighteen" do.

      It seems fairly obvious to most people that "teen" means 13-19 (even though there's overlap in there with "adult" in some cultures). 'Tween' was invented by some moron to describe the pre-teen adolescent ages of approximately 10-12.

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      - Michael T. Babcock (Yes, I blog)
  14. Re:Teenagers? Teenagers! by Tetsujin · · Score: 2, Funny

    "Two teenage girls (aged 10 and 12)..."

    Teenagers just keep getting younger and younger these days.

    They're naught-teen and twain-teen, respectively. Where is the mystery here, gentlemen?

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  15. ballsack conundrum by i.r.id10t · · Score: 4, Funny

    Much like the famous "ballsack conundrum" thread on fark... I'm stuck to my chair. I'm so very scared. Help. (Details In thread) "Need help soonish..."

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  16. Cry for help on Twitter by Tetsujin · · Score: 5, Funny

    Everyone knows that if you need to call for rescue, you use twitter.

    "HELP ME! I am stuck and in real trouble and hurt real bad! I think my leg is broken, and I am losing a lot of blood. You can find me at"

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    Bow-ties are cool.
    1. Re:Cry for help on Twitter by rez_rat · · Score: 2, Funny

      Maybe she was dictating it?

    2. Re:Cry for help on Twitter by Sir_Dill · · Score: 2, Funny

      Oh SHUT UP!

  17. Re:Overshadowing the fact by Tetsujin · · Score: 3, Funny

    What were they doing in a storm water drain....?

    Searching for the Ninja Turtles, probably.

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    Bow-ties are cool.
  18. You gotta love the IT Crowd by goodEvans · · Score: 3, Funny

    Moss: Subject: Fire. Dear Sir/Madam, I am writing to inform you of a fire that has broken out on the premises of 123 Cavendon Road... no, that's too formal.
    [deletes text, starts again] Fire - exclamation mark - fire - exclamation mark - help me - exclamation mark. 123 Cavendon Road. Looking forward to hearing from you. Yours truly, Maurice Moss.
    [sigh of relief]

    1. Re:You gotta love the IT Crowd by Dr.+Hok · · Score: 2, Funny

      Wouldn't it read more like this?
      p0wn'd by f1re plz help 0x7B cavndn rd kthxbye

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      Say out loud: I'm an Aspie and I'm somewhat proud, I guess. Uh. Can I write an email in all caps instead? Hm...
    2. Re:You gotta love the IT Crowd by KingPin27 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Newsreader: From today, dialling 999 won't get you the emergency services. And that's not the only thing that's changing. Nicer ambulances, faster response times and better-looking drivers mean they're not just "the" emergency services - they're "your" emergency services. So, remember the new number:

      [singing number]

      Newsreader: 0118 999 881 999 119 725... 3

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  19. Re:Age requirement for Facebook by clone53421 · · Score: 3, Informative

    No, you just have to say you are.

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  20. Re:Overshadowing the fact by natehoy · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Being kids.

    Caves are cool. My friends and I used to go sledding in them in the winter. There was a runoff drain that ran under an entire golf course, probably about 300 yards long or so, and in the winter the bottom of it would ice up, so you could run your sled through it, in complete darkness and at great speed, with random 2 foot dropoffs as the pipes joined. Watch your head.

    Every now and again, someone'd get hurt and end up in the hospital.

    Kids do stupid stuff. It's part of being a kid.

    I always played it safe - I wore my bike helmet. We also had someone go through first thing every day with a flashlight to make sure there were no obstacles, and he'd climb back up and give a report. Though generally by the time het got back half the kids were tired of waiting and went anyway. (grin)

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  21. Re:Overshadowing the fact by natehoy · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I should have clarified that to say "caves are cool, and a storm drain is a big cave that's unlikely to collapse".

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  22. 000, 999 and 111 make perfect sense by Viol8 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    In the dark or in smoke it was a lot easier to keep your finger in a single digit on a rotary dial (once you'd found the right one obviously). The same probably applies to a lesser extent for touch tone phones. Its the american 911 system that I find odd , it just seems to be a number chosen at random or perhaps as a left over dial code.

    1. Re:000, 999 and 111 make perfect sense by sunderland56 · · Score: 2, Informative
      American exchanges use *11 as special codes.
      • 411 is directory assistance
      • 611 is for customer service
      • 711 is the deaf-to-speech TDD service
      • 911 is the emergency number

      In many places another number (generally 311 or 711) is used as a non-emergency information service.

  23. No cell signal by whoda · · Score: 2, Interesting

    They didn't have a cell signal and were leaching someone's wireles. Sounds good, right?

  24. Re:13 is the first teen by Geoffrey.landis · · Score: 2, Funny

    ten and twelve do not end in "teen"

    To the contrary, the tens through twelves do end in the teens.

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  25. You'd be surprised how useful Facebook is. by mckinnsb · · Score: 2, Informative

    Just yesterday I was stranded after a wedding (it was a good wedding), without a car or cell phone. Let's just say it was a hell of a time. Anyway, long story short, I wake up one morning in a hotel room without any contact information and I have to let my family know where I am - except they all just got a new iPhone, have changed their number, and I have yet to remember it.

    Guess where one of those phone numbers was? Facebook. I found myself a public terminal in the hotel lobby and got all the information I needed to be reuinted with my car, phone, and the road.

    It is actually quite useful.

  26. Stupidity isn't limited to the Facebook Generation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    My stepmother was alone in the house and fell, breaking her tailbone. She managed to painfully drag herself across the room to the phone, which she used not to call 911, but to call a friend of hers from church. When she got that person's machine, she left a message asking her friend to pray for her. She then lay on the floor moaning until my brother happened to stop by the house and discover her several hours later. I never found out whether or not her friend got the message and prayed for her.

    --Posted anonymously because the stupid burns.

  27. Australia's 911 number by 1u3hr · · Score: 5, Funny
    000 (Australia's 911 number)

    WTF? 000 is Australia's EMERGENCY number. Would you also say "they drive on the left side of the road (Australia's right)"? In China thay use chopsticks (Chinese knives and forks)?".

    There is a point at which explaining by Yankie analogies just makes it more confusing. Try to realise that everyone in the world does not speak English, play baseball, use Fahrenheit.... I'm sure most of the readers here actually can cope with that, and you won't bamboozle the ones who AREN'T American either.

    1. Re:Australia's 911 number by jeffshoaf · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Try to realise that everyone in the world does not speak English, play baseball, use Fahrenheit....

      Ah, but they should!

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      Putting the "anal" back into "analyst"...
    2. Re:Australia's 911 number by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Yeah... but 10 is Australia's 13.

  28. Unlike Space... by geekmux · · Score: 2, Funny

    ...apparently everyone on the Internet can hear you when you scream.

    Oh, and everyone will eventually find those naked pics too.

  29. Re:slightly off topic by Clandestine_Blaze · · Score: 2, Interesting

    one of the nice things about 911 is the 9 and the 1s are on different sides of the keypad, so if you call 911, you really mean to call it

    Where there's a will, there's a way! :-)

    In my office, we've had the police come by several times to the point where building management had to send an e-mail blast saying that we were going to get fined for accidentally dialing 9-1-1 and then hanging up. To dial out of our phone system, we have to hit 9. A lot of us have to get on conference calls which requires a 1-888 or 1-866 number. Well, some of my office mates would hit 9 to connect out, but for whatever reason they don't hear the dial tone, so they hit 9 again. (even though it registered the first time...)

    Then for whatever reason, they would hit 1 twice (probably for the same reason why they hit 9 twice), connecting them to emergency dispatcher. They would immediately hang up, but by then it's too late. The dispatcher will automatically assume an emergency if you hang up, and a patrol car is sent to our office. We were told that if we accidentally do this again, to just stay on the line and to tell the dispatcher that it was an accident so that they don't automatically send police over.

    I don't think we've had the problem since the warning, but I think it's interesting that despite the keys being all the way across the keypad, people still manage to dial 9-1-1.

  30. Re:slightly off topic by tetranz · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Going back to rotary phones which went clockwise 0987654321 (except in NZ) 111 would be really fast to dial but it can happen accidentally too easily with a loose wire or something because it's just three pulses. I'm guessing but that sort of accidental dialing is why the British choose 999. It's very unlikely that a loose wire would generate 9 pulses at the right pulse rate even once let along three times. But ... it's slower so maybe the US took a compromise and went for 911. I suspect in practice that the time you gain with less dial movement would be lost moving your finger.

    The Kiwi dials went clockwise 0123456789 so I guess we followed the Brits and choose 111 which is the same pulses as 999 elsewhere.

    Australian 000 is an odd choice. I vaguely remember some problems long ago with toll blocking on phones also unintentionally blocking 000. That probably only happened with equipment not approved for Australia.

  31. Insightful? by heritage727 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Well, you have to be 13 to have a Facebook account. They have Facebook accounts. So they must be 13, and hence teenagers, even if they're only 10 and 12. Seems perfectly clear to me.

    I like to be modded up as much as the next person, but Insightful? Jeez, I was trying for Funny.

  32. Re:I can believe it by TechyImmigrant · · Score: 3, Informative

    SMS uses messages on management connections that have stronger, more redundant error correction than the voice bearers. This is why in marginal signal situations, you can text but not talk.

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  33. The history of 911 by westlake · · Score: 2, Informative

    Its the american 911 system that I find odd , it just seems to be a number chosen at random or perhaps as a left over dial code.

    In the states, dialing the operator, dialing "0," in an emergency was drilled into kids for the better part of one hundred years.

    "911" was easily recognized by AT&T's switching logic as needing special handling. The History of 911

    The "9" may have been suggested by the British "999" system adopted in 1937.

  34. That's nothing. Just like this post. by MrCrassic · · Score: 2, Informative

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  35. When the hell do you PAY for an ambulance ? by Space+cowboy · · Score: 2, Informative

    Unless it's a prank call (and even then, you normally just get a ticking-off by an irate policeman from what I've read), when would any emergency-service make you PAY for its use ? Isn't the whole point of an emergency service to be there when you need it ? What the hell do you do if you can't afford an emergency service ?

    I'm guessing the whole 'paying' idea is a USA thing, although my apologies to the US for assuming that, if there's anywhere else that's so screwed up that they make you pay for essential services.

    I've recently had very bad news in my family - in the space of two weeks, my uncle has been told he needs heart surgery, and my mother has been diagnosed with breast cancer. My uncle has been scheduled for surgery on 15th of this month, and my mother has put off her appointment (originally on the 11th) because I'm getting married on the 12th. She'll be going under the knife on 19th instead. My uncle will be missing the wedding, but we're going to stream it live so he can watch it in the UK, even if it is at midnight over there :)

    I thank my lucky stars we're from the UK, because there's just no way our family could afford their treatment over here in the USA - my uncle's heart surgery would cost circa $175,000, my mother's cancer treatment and subsequent costs could come to circa $100,000. We've never had money - I was the first kid in our family to go to college for example, and I had to pay my way through that. We've always scraped-by and made-do, mother and father working, grandmother looking after the kids etc. Over here, I'm lucky in that I have an excellent medical insurance plan from my company, but my fiancee didn't have medical insurance until we met. She used to try not to visit a doctor, to self-medicate via a drugstore if something was wrong. I was horrified that someone would even consider that. Seriously and truthfully - I was aghast that a visit to the doctors wasn't just "what you'd do if you're not feeling well". It's just a no-brainer from my (and anyone from the UK, I suspect) perspective.

    For her part, my mother gets personal visits in her home from the MacMillan nurse (cancer specialist nurses, there to answer any questions, give advice, as well as do the nursing stuff), and she has one of the best surgical teams in the country ready to operate when she gets back to the UK. All of this is standard-stuff, she pays her dues (in her taxes / national insurance contributions), and she has the peace-of-mind that comes from knowing she has access to excellent health-care whenever she wants it, without being suddenly landed with huge bills, and without any worry of 'recission' by a financially-orientated insurance company.

    There's a lot I like (even prefer) about the USA, but the healthcare system is (from an outsiders perspective) a badge of shame. Everyone gets sick eventually, and everyone dies eventually. Any civilised country ought to recognise and cope with that such that people don't fall through the cracks. The NHS in the UK isn't perfect - you'll frequently hear Brits complaining about it - but it's head, shoulders, and torso above the system over here. I still pay my 'national insurance' in the UK, even though I live in the US - the cost is minimal (about £15/month), and I don't mind helping fund something today that I (or, say, a member of my family) might make use of tomorrow. To me, it's beyond belief that people in the USA fight *against* a similar system, but hey, each to their own. I don't get to vote over here so it's not as though I can do anything about it...

    Bottom line: In the UK, health follows an almost burger-king like mantra - "you need it? You got it!" whereas in the USA, you're trusting your health and possibly your life to the same sort of company that screws you

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    1. Re:When the hell do you PAY for an ambulance ? by shermo · · Score: 2, Informative

      It makes sense from an entirely selfish point of view also.

      Some amazingly large percentage of all bankruptcies in the US are caused by inability to pay for medical bills. That cost gets passed on to the population. It seems reasonable that this happens in a less efficient method than if medical costs were paid for up front by the population.

      Also, I don't want to get mugged by some guy who lost his house to pay for his sister's life saving kidney replacement.

      A functioning society that look after its members is better for all members of the society.

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  36. Re:Remember the bits by Tarsir · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Data can take all day to send a 1k message to Facebook, Twitter, ect...

    But if you're stuck in a stormdrain at the time, hopefully it won't!

    What's with all the Darwin Award comments? I'm not normally one to complain about black humour, but Really? Walking into a stormwater drain is hardly mortal peril, and if it were, don't you think 12 year-olds are young enough to legitimately not know better?

  37. Me too by Space+cowboy · · Score: 2, Informative

    Funnily enough, I was in a motorbike accident myself before I came over to the USA. Nowhere near as bad as your own (I was very lucky) but I was in hospital for a couple of days, rode there in the ambulance, had police and fire trucks called out to the scene etc. There was no charge, and it didn't cross my mind that there would be...

    Any (every ?) government gets a lot of flak for pretty much anything it does - you can't please all the people all the time and all that, but at the end of the day, they're not trying to make a profit. Any private institution has to run all the same risks, spend all the same money, and also make a return on the investment. Normally I'm fully behind this as a great motivator for the company concerned, but when the easy option is to simply screw the "customer" in order to turn a profit, I'm not so sure.

    In any event, the point of my post wasn't about people like you and I, with good medical insurance coverage. It was because I don't believe *anyone* should be concerned about medical coverage, even if that costs me something. That, I think, is a big cultural divide between the US and the UK on this matter, not just the public/private debate.

    My fiancee is in fact more-qualified than I, she has a JD/MBA. However, she is still paying off student debts (another thing I didn't have to worry about in the UK, but that's another rant altogether :) and has only got a position as a long-term contractor; she would have had to pay her own medical insurance without any company aid, which (even with her income) is simply ridiculously expensive. If a well-educated well-to-do person can't afford medical insurance, something is rotten in the state of Denmark...

    As far as the argument that you don't trust the government because of its past performance, it seems you do trust an insurance company, despite all evidence to the contrary of how they behave when you need them to pay up. Anyone who's been involved in a car accident would probably attest that (a) they screw you if they can, and (b) they screw you later by increasing your premiums, even if they somehow didn't manage to screw you via (a).

    On top of that, Medical insurance agencies have come up with (c), a new evil: "recission". This is where they go back through your file looking for any possible (no matter how tenuous) excuse to retroactively cancel your insurance (even after payment has been initially made), leaving you with the huge bill that you might even have thought was already paid, and no possibility of getting any medical insurance in the future. I read of a case where a fall by the pregnant mother cancelled a policy by the adult daughter when the daughter developed vision problems at age 27.

    I'm sorry, but that just sucks. Really. Really. Really sucks.

    Simon

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    1. Re:Me too by demonlapin · · Score: 2, Informative

      Well...

      Recission should simply be made criminal except when actual fraud was perpetrated upon the insurance company. But it's rare, and so it's not really the problem.

      Perhaps I can give you a bit more insight into how the system works from a slightly more insider perspective: insurance in the US is a complete dog's breakfast because there are 50 different state regulatory agencies telling companies what to do. My state places very few requirements on what the companies must cover, and premiums are fairly low - I can join the "high-risk pool" run by the state, with immediate coverage and no preexisting conditions disallowed, for $450/mo (which has a $1000 medical deductible and $250 pharmacy deductible; rates go down to $170/mo for $10000/$1000). This isn't cheap, but it's affordable for anyone who doesn't qualify for Medicaid, which is the state-provided coverage for the poor. There are all sorts of things that state insurance boards can do to run up the cost, though, like requiring that birth control pills be covered, or having "community rating" in which everyone in an area generally pays the same amount regardless of preexisting conditions, or "shall issue" in which they can't turn you down. (The combination of the last two works to make costs much, much higher.)

      So when we say we don't trust our government, there's more than one government at work. State governments generally regard Federal money as a delightful windfall to be used and abused as long as it's there, so they don't work to keep costs down. Insurance companies may try to screw you, but at least you can go to another one. If you have group health insurance via your employer, you can even get your preexistings covered if your employer switches plans.

      Medicaid alone goes a long way to explaining American indifference to the uninsured. The presence of programs that exist solely to provide for the poor gives the very clear impression (whether or not it is correct) that someone who doesn't have insurance isn't poor, but has chosen not to buy insurance. And that makes people a lot less sympathetic - why worry about the 25-year-old guy who'd rather have a fancy car than health insurance? Furthermore, it presents a rather immediate solution to the problem of the uninsured - provide it for everyone in the state who wants it, and set up a sliding scale of payments required based on income. Medicaid is a sufficiently unpleasant coverage to have that people will happily pay to have something better.

      And this gets right to the heart of it. Medicaid and Medicare were sold to our parents and grandparents as a way to provide coverage for everyone. Given that they've screwed that up, why is chucking the whole system (which, on balance, works pretty well for the vast majority of people) and starting all over the best way to do it? The issue has been complicated by the fact that quite a few people in the liberal wing of the Democratic Party have all but openly acknowledged that any "public option" would be a first step toward a fully socialized health care system (which nearly always ends up sounding just like Canada's system, as if we can't do better than that). It doesn't take too many tales of patients waiting a few months for a hip replacement, or not being able to get a doctor's appointment when away from home, or not being able to see the doctor they want, for the relatively well-to-do elderly to kill something off (and there is no voting bloc like the over-65s - they are politically savvy, they are wealthier than any other group, and they always have free time to go vote).

      Oh, and to answer something you mentioned earlier - EMS that has a contract for an area can't refuse to pick you up, but they can send you a bill afterward, and it's extremely common for the Coast Guard and other rescue agencies to send bills to people who do dumb stuff.

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