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Corporations Now Have a Right To "Personal Privacy"

I Don't Believe in Imaginary Property writes "Thanks to a recent ruling (PDF) by the US Court of Appeals for the Third Circuit, corporations now have a right to 'personal privacy,' due to the application of a carelessly worded definition in the Freedom of Information Act. FOIA exempts disclosure of certain records, but only if it 'could reasonably be expected to constitute an unwarranted invasion of personal privacy.' But in its definitions, FOIA makes the mistake of broadly defining 'person' to include legal entities, like corporations. The FCC didn't think that 'personal privacy' could apply to a corporation, so they ignored AT&T's claim that releasing data from an investigation into how AT&T was overcharging certain customers would violate the corporation's privacy. The Third Circuit thought that the FCC's actions were contrary to what the law actually says. So now the FCC has to jump through more hoops to show that releasing data on their investigation into AT&T's overcharging is 'warranted' within the meaning of 5 USC 552(b)(7)(c) before it can release anything."

371 comments

  1. Why do corporations have to be people? by danaris · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Seriously. Can anyone with a legal background explain what part of corporate daily business requires that corporations be legally considered equivalent to people?

    If there's nothing truly fundamental that requires it, I think it might be time to start writing letters to our representatives and senators asking that corporate personhood be revoked, or at least replaced with something much more watered-down. It's really starting to go too far...

    Dan Aris

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    1. Re:Why do corporations have to be people? by TheRealMindChild · · Score: 4, Insightful

      While this "loophole" seems bad on the surface, maybe it isn't. If corporations are considered people, perhaps we can start locking them up/shutting them down when they are breaking the law... you know... just like everyone else.

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    2. Re:Why do corporations have to be people? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      No, because people behind corporations want the corporations to have only the benefits of being consideren people.

    3. Re:Why do corporations have to be people? by Alien+Being · · Score: 5, Insightful

      "I think it might be time to start writing letters to our representatives..."

      The irony is that they won't listen to you unless you send corporate lobbyists with bags of money.

    4. Re:Why do corporations have to be people? by Nadaka · · Score: 1

      Protecting the liability of employees/owners in the case of lawsuit, misconduct or fraud.

      It has some merit, but really, its gone way to far in recent years.

    5. Re:Why do corporations have to be people? by jeffasselin · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I concur. The whole corpocratic oligarchy mess stems from giving corporations rights which should be reserved for actual people. Giving "rights" to entities like corporations, but without them having the same restrictions and motivations as an actual human being (like reason, conscience, morality and guilt) is the source of the biggest issues facing us since the later 20th century: the corporations are now in control of our government, our institutions and our resources. They have all this power but no real responsibility behind it.

      They care only about one thing: making the most profit for their shareholders as possible. They will do anything, including killing people and destroying the planet, to achieve this goal. They are the ultimate parasite.

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    6. Re:Why do corporations have to be people? by nomadic · · Score: 2, Informative

      Can anyone with a legal background explain what part of corporate daily business requires that corporations be legally considered equivalent to people?

      Entering into contracts and owning, buying and selling services and property.

    7. Re:Why do corporations have to be people? by Killer+Orca · · Score: 3, Insightful

      While this "loophole" seems bad on the surface, maybe it isn't. If corporations are considered people, perhaps we can start locking them up/shutting them down when they are breaking the law... you know... just like everyone else.

      I agree with you, but you and the mods are being a little too idealistic; that would never, ever happen.

    8. Re:Why do corporations have to be people? by maxume · · Score: 1

      It would be pretty easy to regulate them better; if poorly behaved corporations were dissolved, with the shareholders being zeroed out, shareholders in other corporations would quickly insist on better behavior.

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    9. Re:Why do corporations have to be people? by ravenshrike · · Score: 1

      This has nothing to do with what is required, but simply needs a single unscrupulous bill writer and the pack of useless morons in Congress to work. The people voting on our laws don't even read them, so provisions like this can be slipped in fairly easily.

    10. Re:Why do corporations have to be people? by KneelBeforeZod · · Score: 1

      Yes but... individuals don't usually have a fleet of lawyers to defend themselves. Corporations do. Hooray, i stated the obvious

    11. Re:Why do corporations have to be people? by sjames · · Score: 5, Insightful

      So you're saying corporations are the new nobility? (not that I'm disagreeing with you). In a country that forbids the very concept of a nobility? Perhaps we should look to French history for guidance in the proper handling of nobility!

    12. Re:Why do corporations have to be people? by schon · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Entering into contracts and owning, buying and selling services and property.

      Why do they need to be the equivalent of people for that?

      Why not codify the law to say that corporations or people can do those things, rather than saying that corporations are people?

    13. Re:Why do corporations have to be people? by rocker_wannabe · · Score: 4, Informative

      Corporations are fined when they are caught breaking the law because, so far, that's all the courts can do. Please explain how anyone can "lockup" a corporation and I'll be the first support it. The whole idea of incorporating is to AVOID personal responsibility. If someone could hold the CEO, or anyone in the company, personally responsible for the actions of a corporation then the whole concept of a corporation becomes mostly useless.

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    14. Re:Why do corporations have to be people? by nomadic · · Score: 1

      Why do they need to be the equivalent of people for that? Why not codify the law to say that corporations or people can do those things, rather than saying that corporations are people?

      That's what they do now. Common slashdot belief to the contrary, actual living, breathing humans do have substantially more rights than corporations. The law simply allows them enough rights to function (and enough responsibilities to be held accountable for certain violations of the law).

    15. Re:Why do corporations have to be people? by Daimanta · · Score: 5, Insightful

      "Perhaps we should look to French history for guidance in the proper handling of nobility!"

      With a massive reign of terror?

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    16. Re:Why do corporations have to be people? by corbettw · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Not to mention to shield investors from losing everything they own if the corporation fails ("corporate veil"). Without that proviso, our entire economic system would collapse (which I'll grant some people wouldn't have a problem with because they don't understand what life would be like then).

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    17. Re:Why do corporations have to be people? by hedwards · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Or better yet, just make you're own stuff and barter it for things you can't make and vote against Republicans and anybody else that fights against the consumer/lower classes.

    18. Re:Why do corporations have to be people? by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      I've always advocated that since corporations are "persons" they should be subjected to the death penalty. Jack In The Box knowingly sells undercooked hamburgers with e-coli that kills children (real world example, it happened), it's found guilty of negligent manslaughter and all stock is transferred to the victims' families and other heirs. Sony is convicted of rooting its customers' computers (a felony), death sentence - all Sony stock is divided between the victims.

      You'd have a lot more law abiding corporatti if you had the death penalty for corporations.

    19. Re:Why do corporations have to be people? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Think of it like a 10 million line codebase, with lots and lots of fragile code that uses the Person type. While reworking it to say "Legal Entity" and reserving "Person" for fleshy "Legal Entities" would be nice, it's a substantial undertaking. So instead you just say that non-fleshy legal entities count as Persons, and it all sort of works.

    20. Re:Why do corporations have to be people? by danaris · · Score: 1

      Protecting the liability of employees/owners in the case of lawsuit, misconduct or fraud.

      It has some merit, but really, its gone way to far in recent years.

      My understanding was that this is the purpose of corporations. It, too, as you say, has gone too far lately, but my question was about the purpose of corporate personhood.

      Unless I'm misunderstanding you?

      Dan Aris

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    21. Re:Why do corporations have to be people? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm not sure there are enough white flags in the world for that.

    22. Re:Why do corporations have to be people? by corbettw · · Score: 1

      So you're suggesting we jettison several centuries worth of law, change entire volumes of published legal precedent and laws, so we can basically the same situation we already do? What would we gain from that?

      The problem isn't that corporations are considered "persons" in some already narrow definitions, it's that a particularly poorly written law granted personal protection to a corporation when none may not be needed (I haven't looked too closely at this law, this may all be much ado about nothing).

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    23. Re:Why do corporations have to be people? by melikamp · · Score: 3, Insightful

      All successful corps use reason. Many successful people have only trace amounts of conscience, morality and guilt.

    24. Re:Why do corporations have to be people? by sjames · · Score: 1

      Those require the existence of a legal entity but do not imply any other rights of personhood.

    25. Re:Why do corporations have to be people? by Sporkinum · · Score: 4, Funny

      Well....duh.

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    26. Re:Why do corporations have to be people? by pyrr · · Score: 1

      It is to disentangle the personal affairs of the principals from the business and to create a tidy framework for the business to be owned by multiple people but still be treated as a single entity under the law for taxation and other purposes. It was rather messy if a principal died or had to transfer his interests in the business, and it was all tied directly to him. Corporations are legal fictions that allow these commonplace issues to be resolved and the business to continue operating. As another poster mentioned, it also allows the law to put an end to shenanigans. Without being incorporated in some form, if a business felt like misbehaving, the law could only shut it down by attempting to charge whatever bad actors individually, and the resulting chaos could make it difficult to sort responsibility out. When the business is a corpus under the law, it can be held accountable in lawsuits and concealing and shuffling assets to keep them out of reach of creditors becomes less easy.

    27. Re:Why do corporations have to be people? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They're only protected from losses greater than their investment in the corporation. If CEO shenanigans put shareholders at risk of losing their stock, we'd see selection of CEOs who keep a much wider margin between their behavior and unlawful conduct.

    28. Re:Why do corporations have to be people? by Dog-Cow · · Score: 3, Insightful

      You can "lock up" a corporation by disallowing it to do any business that results in a profit.

      Not that it's necessarily a good idea.

      I think the best thing to do would be to simply identify the people responsible for the actual illegal activities and kill them. Or whatever is appropriate as punishment.

      The idea of a (limited liability) corporation started to protect the private assets of the corporation owners. And that's where it should have ended.

      When a CEO authorizes expenditures for illegal activities, the CEO shouldn't be absolved. Instead he should be charged with theft (of corporate money) on top of the illegal activity he authorized. The idea that he should go free instead is so completely backwards that it tells you who really runs things in this country.

    29. Re:Why do corporations have to be people? by Twylite · · Score: 1

      They're not equivalent to natural people.

      In society we need certain entities that are able to exist independently of their creators & stakeholders, to continue their existence beyond the lifetimes of the original creators/stakeholders, and to limit the liability of the creators/stakeholders to the investment made. Without such entities no private endeavour could manage more wealth than could be accumulated by a relatively small number of trusting partners. This would make just about any capital intensive activity impossible (including pharmaceutical development, heavy manufacturing, mining, etc) without the intervention of government or nobility (depending on your political system).

      In case you're a mutant commie traitor and don't think people should be able to invest in someone else's operations without the possibility of getting sued into oblivion, remember that the same legal concepts enable non-government organisations, clubs and societies to exist (and in some countries trusts as well). Without the concepts of a "legal person" all members would be liable for the debts of a club/society, and the club/society would have to be reformed every time a member joined or left (like a partnership).

      So we need a legal framework to facilitate the existence of such entities, hence the concept of corporate personhood. This doesn't mean that a corporation is a person, only that they are in some legal respects treated in the same way as people. There are numerous laws that distinguish between the rights of "natural persons" and "legal persons". The fact that both contain the word "person" is largely irrelevant.

      As for the application is privacy laws to companys, it is Blindingly Fucking Obvious that companies have a right to privacy. Trade secrets and business plans are two examples that come to mind. Courts have in the past upheld the rights of companies to keep this information secret (e.g. punishing employees who share this information outside the company), and there are other laws that provide this right to companies (industrial espionage, anyone?). A free and competitive market - the foundation of Western economies - cannot exist without companies having the right to keep this information private.

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    30. Re:Why do corporations have to be people? by Impy+the+Impiuos+Imp · · Score: 1

      True, but...

      > But in its definitions, FOIA makes the mistake of broadly defining 'person' to
      > include legal entities, like corporations

      I thought the entire point of a "corporation" was that it was a quick trick, a hack in our terms, to create a legal entity for business that, magically, was suddenly beholden to all the laws a person was. Hence the name "corp"-oration. The embodyment of an entity.

      As such, I wonder why the FOIA law needed to define corporation to begin with, since I thought its definition was basically "a fictional body that binds a company to laws", with the primary benefit being the buck stops here when sued, i.e. limited liability is now old-school as a concept.

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    31. Re:Why do corporations have to be people? by bonch · · Score: 0

      What's so bad about it? Slashdot's summary is clearly biased and intended to stir up the anti-corporate forces who read this site. I'm left wondering why it's so wrong to Slashdot for corporations to have rights. I know it makes you look clever to your dorm room buddies to hate capitalism and stuff, but the reality is that most corporations follow the law and deserve protections too.

    32. Re:Why do corporations have to be people? by Chyeld · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Dissolution (you no longer exist as a company, your holdings fall to your 'estate', either the stock holders or financers) and removal of freedom (such as blocking the ability to do business) are the first to come to mind. I'm fairly certain that anyone with a wit of imagination could come up with approrpiate translations for other punishments that are applied in criminal cases.

    33. Re:Why do corporations have to be people? by DM9290 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      The entire economic system is already collapsing. Or haven't you noticed?

      And why would shareholders lose everything they own if the corporation fails? That's an incredibly false dichotomy. Not every failing corporation fails so spectacularly that every investor will necessarily lose everything they own simply for holding a single share. But then again, people would be more willing to trust corporations if the investors were investing their LIVES into the endevour. Investors who absolutely wanted to insure that the corporation worked legally, economically and didn't harm anyone in a way to create a liability, because if would be their own heads the sword falls on if they do wrong. Just like people.

      These laws shielding investors simply spread the hurt to everyone else in the economy. Its not like the hurt vanishes. Why should innocent bistanders have to pay for the mistakes of investors?

      Investors would still be willing to invest in corporations managed by people who they truly trusted as moral and legal representatives of the power that their money gives them. Business leaders would then actually deserve the title for the first time in hundreds of years. Corporations would begin to behave like true members of the community who care about others. i would still invest in some way, just not as detached from the process or the consequences.

      Money is power. And with power must come responsibility or the inevitable result is power that answers to nobody and cares about nobody. You can call that prosperity if want. But it sounds more like tyranny. And that is what every corporation wants to be: a tyrant.

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    34. Re:Why do corporations have to be people? by Red+Flayer · · Score: 1

      Without that proviso, our entire economic system would collapse (which I'll grant some people wouldn't have a problem with because they don't understand what life would be like then).

      Well, *I* don't have a problem with the collapse of our economic system because I've been stockpiling guns, ammo, fuel, canned food, farming supplies, women, and gold in my baseme^Wbunker compound.

      Not really. But some of those kooks do exist, and some of them even post on slashdot.

      Hell, I actually like my comparative chances if the economic system collapses. I know how to raise livestock, how to manage a large garden, how to cure meats and produce, how to fish, how to hunt with bow and arrow, how to set up snares and traplines, etc. I just need to make sure I can take and defend some land with which to do all those things...

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    35. Re:Why do corporations have to be people? by Dog-Cow · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Corporations do not care one whit for the shareholders. This is a gross misconception I see repeated here often.

      "Corporations", this is: the Board of Directors, only cares about increasing the wealth of the Board of Directors.

      Most shareholders have little or no say in what the corporation does, thanks to the invention of non-voting stock.

    36. Re:Why do corporations have to be people? by corbettw · · Score: 0, Troll

      Because it wouldn't be a corporation, it would be a partnership. And partners are financially liable for a failed business venture in a way that stockholders are not.

      Got take a Business 101 class before you start spouting off about things you obviously know nothing of.

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    37. Re:Why do corporations have to be people? by Wrath0fb0b · · Score: 5, Informative

      Seriously. Can anyone with a legal background explain what part of corporate daily business requires that corporations be legally considered equivalent to people?

      Because if Corporations didn't have First Amendment rights, Richard Nixon could have shut down the New York Times for publishing the Pentagon Papers (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/New_York_Times_Co._v._United_States). Similarly, organizations like the ACLU, NOW, NARAL, NRL, NRA, ... (remember, most political advocacy organizations are incorporated) would be subject to restrictions on what they could say or publish in furtherance of their causes. The whole debate over the "7 deadly words" and FCC regulation of TV/radio would be a moot point if the corporations that hold those licenses had no legal right to any expression.

      In the case of Dartmouth College v. Woodward (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dartmouth_College_v._Woodward) the legislature of NH decided that they have the right to unilaterally rewrite the charter of Dartmouth college and appoint their own trustees to manage it. Again, if the corporation had right to a binding contract, there would be no impediment to the fairly naked power grab attempted there. The power grab was even more blatant in Society for the Propagation of the Gospel in Foreign Parts v. Town of Pawlet (http://supreme.justia.com/us/29/480/), in which the Town basically tried to seize land from an unpopular missionary group on the grounds that corporations have no right to property. Again, if corporations have no right, their property could just be taken with no compensation.

      IMO, the protection of the rights of corporations is little more than protection of the right of individuals when they want to accomplish something larger than they can do by themselves. If you and I wanted to start a nerdrage business on the internet (nevermind the lack of a serious way to make profits), we should be able to do so and retain the rights that we do as individuals. The fact that you and I are cooperating on the matter does not detract from the fact that we still have those rights.

      I'm tempted to quote soylent green here -- Corporations are made of PEOPLE.

    38. Re:Why do corporations have to be people? by nomadic · · Score: 0, Troll

      Giving "rights" to entities like corporations, but without them having the same restrictions and motivations as an actual human being (like reason, conscience, morality and guilt) is the source of the biggest issues facing us since the later 20th century: the corporations are now in control of our government, our institutions and our resources. They have all this power but no real responsibility behind it.

      How do you explain the fact then that corporations today have far less power than they did in the late 19th, early 20th century? There is no company in the US that wields the kind of power U.S. Steel or the railroads did.

    39. Re:Why do corporations have to be people? by Wiarumas · · Score: 1

      Well, I don't have much legal experience, but I do know a bit about entrepreneurship. What you are suggesting is great.... if its a BIG corporation. However, you have to remember that the structure of a corporation also exists to protect small corporations as well. So if John Doe's Flower Delivery Corporation has one of its drivers hit some little kid playing in the street, its not at his/her own personal risk. The little kid's parents can sue the corporation.... but not the owner(s). This separation protects an entrepreneur's personal assets from the corporate assets. Otherwise, you can start a business, and your whole life is at risk of your employees. Unfortunately, it looks like this is an abused loophole.

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    40. Re:Why do corporations have to be people? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Way ahead of you.

    41. Re:Why do corporations have to be people? by Beorytis · · Score: 1

      If corporations are considered people, perhaps we can start locking them up/shutting them down when they are breaking the law... you know... just like everyone else.

      That sounds good until they start demanding voting rights.

    42. Re:Why do corporations have to be people? by Rob+the+Bold · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Corporations are fined when they are caught breaking the law because, so far, that's all the courts can do. Please explain how anyone can "lockup" a corporation and I'll be the first support it. The whole idea of incorporating is to AVOID personal responsibility. If someone could hold the CEO, or anyone in the company, personally responsible for the actions of a corporation then the whole concept of a corporation becomes mostly useless.

      Well exactly. We want to incarcerate the corporation, not the employees. Yes, corporations exist to avoid personal responsibility for the investors, and to some extent for other interested parties. That doesn't mean the corporation itself is not responsible for its actions.

      So how do we incarcerate a criminal corp? Incarcerating a person means taking away their freedom of movement, their ability to hold an outside job, their ability to see friends and family at their convenience or do most voluntary activities. We'd have to find a corporate equivalent, like making the company do "prison work" at "prison pay". It could be prevented from all sorts of activities that a "free" corporation could do, like hiring, firing, making deals and purchases without court permission. Obviously these are just top-of-the-head suggestions, and the subject warrants more thought than this.

      Now one could argue that this would cripple the corporation and also potentially harm the employees and shareholders, but that's the whole point. That's what happens when we lock up a person. He's not able to hold a job to support his family, potentially causing them financial distress. And his family is probably just as innocent as Joe punchclock. But we lock up natural persons even though it has an adverse effect on their family, community and friends, so one can hardly argue that corps couldn't be treated the same way. When a person commits a crime, we consider that worthy of punishment, even though punishing them may affect the innocent. It's the price of justice, I guess.

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    43. Re:Why do corporations have to be people? by MickyTheIdiot · · Score: 4, Insightful

      You're missing a really big item on your list (no reason, conscience, morality, and guilt)... corporations don't have the restriction of *death.* When people amass huge amounts of power at the very least they are going to die someday and that power will dissipate. Corporations are essentially immortal. Remember that scene in the Highlander when he shows his girlfriend all those priceless artifacts? It's the same idea.

      Corporations should not be treated like people because they don't operate under the same constraints as people. As a matter of fact the lack of accountability that the Limited Liability Corporation structure gives individuals is a great enabler of evil. People do things behind the shield of the corporate structure they would NEVER do otherwise. We need to go back to the founding father's concept of corporations and move away to what it morphed into during the 1800s big railway era.

    44. Re:Why do corporations have to be people? by Rob+the+Bold · · Score: 5, Insightful

      So you're saying corporations are the new nobility? (not that I'm disagreeing with you). In a country that forbids the very concept of a nobility? Perhaps we should look to French history for guidance in the proper handling of nobility!

      That's rather a good way of thinking about it. All the rights of commoners, plus some, and none of the responsibilities. They have ear of the government -- their concerns weigh upon the state much more than the riff-raff. If a company is threatened, it claims how its employees would suffer were it sanctioned, just as a nobleman might cite his responsibilities to his peasants. And of course, most of the money.

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    45. Re:Why do corporations have to be people? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      We live under that right now. Corporations control every aspect of our lives and we're subordinate to them. Sometimes we can choose which corporations we want to be controlled by, but that's about it.

    46. Re:Why do corporations have to be people? by interkin3tic · · Score: 4, Insightful

      With a massive reign of terror?

      More specifically, terrorizing overpaid CEOs and executive boards with the guillotine.

    47. Re:Why do corporations have to be people? by MickyTheIdiot · · Score: 5, Informative

      I'll bite on this one.... I think that you have a massively revisionist view of history, but even putting that aside go back and look at how much power corporations had before the 1800s. The founding fathers massively distrusted corporations due to their experience with the East India Company. The Boston Tea Party was as much a protest against the East India Company as it was the British Government (the East India Company was the proxy of the British Government in the colonies). They knew first hand the damage corporations could do and they believed the corporate charters should be handed out for limited periods of time with limited scope. We didn't have the immortal corporation in this country until the 19th century.

      I don't necessarily advocate that we go back to the originally founding father's ideas about corporations, however I do think we need at the very least to think about revoking charters of corporations that are bad actors in society. I also think corporate person hood needs to removed from our society completely.

    48. Re:Why do corporations have to be people? by jamstar7 · · Score: 1

      If corporations are considered people, perhaps we can start locking them up/shutting them down when they are breaking the law... you know... just like everyone else.

      That sounds good until they start demanding voting rights.

      Heh. If voting ever mattered, they'd make it illegal. Corporations already produce a lot of the special needs legislation going through Congress these days. Why bother with a vote if you can just buy the legislature?

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    49. Re:Why do corporations have to be people? by Dare+nMc · · Score: 2, Insightful

      all Sony stock is divided between the victims.

      You do realize Sony stock (as with all NYSE/NASDAQ stocks) is held by lots and lots of people who have little to no say so or knowledge of they day to day activities, and very little disposable income, and thus many would lose a significant part of their retirement/savings/whatever. If it were to become common for some action of middle management to be able to transfer that kind of wealth, then the stock markets would be closed in short order. Business would go back to soley serving the rich (granted not a HUGE change.) and transferring this now un-sellable stock would be meaningless because they would get screwed out of it eventually for little. Not to mention the board members/ upper management would be able to see this coming better than the average stock holder and get out first, so then you would need a new lawsuit to track them down, sending all the small guys money to some lawyer.

    50. Re:Why do corporations have to be people? by MickyTheIdiot · · Score: 1

      There is nothing wrong with corporations having rights. What I have a problem with is that have equal legal rights as human beings. Then factor in the fact that they don't die or have an expiration date and that they can amass huge amounts of power through money and their footprint and they essentially have *more* rights than a normal human being.

    51. Re:Why do corporations have to be people? by onedotzero · · Score: 1

      Mod up please. Natural people (human beings) are not 'people' in the legal sense. Legally, a 'person' is an entity that can have rights and responsibilities ascribed to it (as far as I understand, imagine the slave trade, slaves weren't 'people' - they had no rights - though I may be wrong).

      Also, a human being cannot do business with legal fiction (a coporation) so your 'Person' (a legal entity created upon certification of birth) is there for that reason. A strawman used to enter into the commercial world.

      Everything's a company of some description; countries, states, ministries, councils. The entire subject is a pretty eye-opening rabbit hole.

    52. Re:Why do corporations have to be people? by LiberalZombie · · Score: 1

      Not a chance. Corporate lawyers and lobbyists have manipulated the legislature to they can get the benefits of being a "legal person" without any of the responsibilities that should go with it. Corporates commit the biggest crimes against the people of the world, but they lie/cheat/steal to get away with it. /"But is that legal?" //"I will make it legal."

    53. Re:Why do corporations have to be people? by alen · · Score: 1

      just like we did with Arthur Andersen?

      you can't do it to every corporation since it puts a lot of innocent people out of work

    54. Re:Why do corporations have to be people? by commodore64_love · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Here's a good place to start: AMENDMENT __: "The enumerated rights and privileges apply only to individuals." QED no more free speech, privacy, or other rights would apply to corporations. The individuals inside the corporation would still have rights, but not the corporation itself, which make it easier to regulate it, audit it, and restrain its power.

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    55. Re:Why do corporations have to be people? by alen · · Score: 1

      under Bush the DoJ sent more than one CEO to Club Fed. Ken Lay decided to kill himself first

    56. Re:Why do corporations have to be people? by MickyTheIdiot · · Score: 1

      God damn it! Wanting curbs on corporate power != to communism! Also capitalism doesn't necessarily equal corporations. There is a heck of a lot of capitalism that occurs in the small and micro sized businesses of the U.S... so much so that %75 or more of jobs in this country are in small businesses depending on how how you define it.

      If you are pro-capitalism go to your local Chinese restaurant that is run by a family or Bob's dry cleaner next door... that's where capitalism REALLY takes place in the USA.

    57. Re:Why do corporations have to be people? by Dare+nMc · · Score: 1

      I was about to add that I own no Sony stock (and never would because they are evil by my definition.) Then I looked up who does hold sony stock, and realized I do (my main retirement mutual fund choice is the single largest holder of sony stock)
      http://finance.yahoo.com/q/mh?s=SNE

      So maybe 7% of your punishment would be directed at those who contributed to the neglect, and 93% would be directed at (mostly) innocent by-standers.

    58. Re:Why do corporations have to be people? by interkin3tic · · Score: 1

      Not to mention to shield investors from losing everything they own if the corporation fails ("corporate veil").

      I don't see how that requires them to have the same rights as people.

      This story, for example. How does AT&T's ability to say "This data that shows how we overcharge some customers is personally private" protect their investors if AT&T were to go bankrupt?

    59. Re:Why do corporations have to be people? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Centuries? You mean like the 30 year limitations on corporate entities that were typical when Washington and Jefferson were warning of the threat to our representative government by moneyed corporations?

      They weren't initially intended to be eternal persons with all the rights and none of the responsibilities of individuals, that's come along later.

    60. Re:Why do corporations have to be people? by commodore64_love · · Score: 1

      >>>terrorizing overpaid CEOs and executive boards with the guillotine.

      Shooting them in the head would be easier. I propose we start with the CEO of Comcast's Fraud and Abuse Department. Not convinced? Read more here: http://comcastissue.blogspot.com/search/label/Chat%20with%20Abuse%20Department and keep reading

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    61. Re:Why do corporations have to be people? by Jason+Levine · · Score: 1

      Why then I'll form a corporation to lobby my representative. There. Now I'll.... Odd. Suddenly, I'm in favor of corporations being treated like people.

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    62. Re:Why do corporations have to be people? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Corporations do not have to be considered legally equivalent to people. Because of shoddy draftsmanship in the Freedom of Information Act (circa 1966), they allowed some lawyer to see that the language allowed for this interpretation. It has lain dormant for this long because a) a particularly purposeful set of facts never gave rise to this line of argument; b) no lawyer was bold enough to previously assert this argument; and c) the collective culture never permitted such an interpretation - your query bemoans this.

      As said below, don't shoot the lawyers - shoot your dumb-ass legislators who loused this one up, along with any number of other laws. I suspect the 3rd Circuit is thumbing its nose collectively at the Supreme Court - they took originalist doctrine to the extreme in its view of statutory interpretation. The 3rd Circuit is generally regarded as very liberal, so I suspect this was their opportunity to skewer the conservative/originalists on their own sword.

      In any case, given the anti-corporate sentiment in the downturn, I bet some legislator will amend the FOIA in the next session to fix this language, which frankly, is how the system is supposed to work.

      All is well....ALL IS WELL.....

    63. Re:Why do corporations have to be people? by EvolutionsPeak · · Score: 1

      Come on. At least be honest. They'll listen to any lobbyist with bags of money. They don't have to be corporate.

    64. Re:Why do corporations have to be people? by MickyTheIdiot · · Score: 4, Interesting

      you can't "lockup" a corporation, but there is the corporate death penalty.

      When was the last time you heard someone say we should revoke a corporate charter? With the bad corporate actors we have out there why isn't there more talk of this?

    65. Re:Why do corporations have to be people? by Jason+Levine · · Score: 1

      They have all this power but no real responsibility behind it.

      With great power comes great responsibility unless you incorporate?

      Uncle Ben meets Corporate America!

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    66. Re:Why do corporations have to be people? by jonathansdt · · Score: 1

      like reason, conscience, morality and guilt

      People avoid all four of these; none is as important as consequence. That is what is truly missing.

    67. Re:Why do corporations have to be people? by QuantumRiff · · Score: 1

      Even more than the CEO, the members of the board of a corporation are the direct representatives of the shareholders, usually voted in by the shareholders. THey then appoint the CEO.

      So, lock up the boardmembers.. Or, force them to give LARGE amounts of stock to their victims, so they can choose new board members..

      Or, for the really, really nasty stuff, just revoke the articles of incorporation (or charter or whatever), its tax ID, and its stock, all overnight. The company would completely cease to exist..

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    68. Re:Why do corporations have to be people? by plopez · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Check out this debate:
      http://www.treesandthings.com/story/2009/9/17/125739/636

      Corporations were given status of people in the 1800s with huge unintended consequences. And begs some interesting questions including free speech.

      And taking it to extremes do they have the right to:

      Keep and bear arms? Arm all their employees?

      Freedom of religion? Would they be able to have symbol of that religion imposed on all US locations of their business? Have their employees follow some of the strictures of that religion, e.g. only bring kosher food to work?

      Voting rights? Where? At all jurisdictions the company does business or only where headquarter or chartered? Who decides how the company votes? The board? The CEO? the stockholders?

      Sotomayor wants to revisit this ruling, which is a very common sense thing to do, if you ask me.

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    69. Re:Why do corporations have to be people? by bill_kress · · Score: 1

      I'd be SO DAMN HAPPY to see one sentenced to prison for 50 years for crimes against humanity--or even 6 months for income tax evasion.

      We're gonna need more prisons.

    70. Re:Why do corporations have to be people? by maharb · · Score: 1

      Because if a corporation wasn't considered a person then we would have to rewrite nearly every law that deal with how to handle situations to reflect corporations. A corporation isn't anything, it is an imaginative organization of resources. So if you remove the corporate person idea then no one would be responsible for something going wrong. How are you going to bring legal proceedings against a corporation if the only legal shred of their existence, besides their name, is removed. Its easy to say 'oh lets replace it with something else' until you think of the logistics of it. How will the company own property? The common law system that we are based on is so old that fixing it to deal with corporations as something other than persons would take forever and then it would end up being about the same anyway. Rather than rewriting all laws we have been making exceptions for corps... but until every exception is thought of and rewritten we are stuck with small issues.

      The short:
      Reorganizing a whole society to deal with tiny issues that can be resolved independently is plain dumb.

    71. Re:Why do corporations have to be people? by rocker_wannabe · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Several people pointed out that you can "lock up" a corporation by dissolution/stopping if from doing business. This is unworkable for two reasons.

      Firstly, if a corporation couldn't make a profit anymore then it would "un-incorporate" and possibly a new corporation with a different name and the same people would pop up. I have heard of this happening for smaller limited-liability corporations that specialized in government bid projects and were banned from bidding. They just started over with a new name. The government, local, state or federal, is so bureaucratically constrained that this seems to work most of the time.

      Secondly, people are only starting to realize just how little power they have over corporations. I think the latest government bailouts prove that government is here to serve the corporations and they only make a show of punishing them to get reelected. Only the most egregious corporate wrongdoings have caused anyone to even go to jail.

      My point was really to show how completely wrong it is to treat corporations as legal entities. The key to civilization working properly is to maintain personal responsibility. When a person's reputation is at stake they are more likely to do the right thing. Being able to hide behind people that have no real stake in the outcome of their decisions, other than being fired, has made our society what it is today.

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    72. Re:Why do corporations have to be people? by Orion+Blastar · · Score: 1

      Wikipedia US Corporations

      "Once incorporated, the corporation has artificial personhood everywhere it may operate, until such time as the corporation may be dissolved. A corporation that operates in one state while being incorporated in another is a âoeforeign corporation.â This label also applies to corporations incorporated outside of the United States. Foreign corporations must usually register with the secretary of stateâ(TM)s office in each state to lawfully conduct business in that state."

      By making a Corporation have personhood it can be sued in a court of law for breaking the law or taxed as a person would be taxed. Take away personhood and the corporation can no longer be sued or taxed, etc. Watering down personhood would only hurt consumers as it limits what a corporation can and cannot do as well as harm our economy that depends on a corporation to have personhood.

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    73. Re:Why do corporations have to be people? by Spykk · · Score: 1

      One could argue that it is the power itself that is immortal. When a powerful individual dies his influence and wealth don't cease to exist, rather they are passed on to a successor.

    74. Re:Why do corporations have to be people? by Hotawa+Hawk-eye · · Score: 2, Informative

      What freedoms does a flesh-and-blood person lose when they are incarcerated?

      Well, they lose the freedom of freedom to move around -- you could simulate this with a corporation by forbidding them from moving their facilities or starting new ones, or preventing them from making changes to their business plans in areas related to the crime that got them incarcerated.
      They lose the freedom to make decisions about what actions they can take -- make the corporation get approval from a neutral party (the corporation's "parole officer") for certain major decisions (hiring or firing executives or changing their compensation being the biggest ones.)
      They lose (to some extent) the right to privacy -- give the parole office carte blanc access to the corporation's records and allow them to disseminate information pertinent to the corporation's punishment to the courts.
      If a flesh-and-blood person has been found guilty of a serious enough crime, they can even lose the freedom to live and be executed -- to simulate this for a corporation, liquidate it and impose some restrictions on the heads of the corporation to prevent them from resurrecting it (easily.) For example, prohibit them from founding a new company for a certain period of time (or at least a new company in the same industry.) Although now that I think about it, if a corporation's done something so bad that it warrants the death penalty, I don't think that's going to be a big concern, as the executives have likely done something that is going to warrant some punishment themselves.
      I remember reading a series of stories about this type of scenario, but I don't remember who the author was or where to find them again.

    75. Re:Why do corporations have to be people? by Antiocheian · · Score: 1

      +1 insightful

    76. Re:Why do corporations have to be people? by DM9290 · · Score: 1

      Because it wouldn't be a corporation, it would be a partnership. And partners are financially liable for a failed business venture in a way that stockholders are not.

      Got take a Business 101 class before you start spouting off about things you obviously know nothing of.

      Once again you are wrong. Unfortunately Business 101 is the not the best place to learn economic theory, or the definitions of words for that matter.

      A 'corporation' is any group of people authorized to act as a single legal entity.

      The word in and of itself does not indicate that members are shielded from liability. It may be the case in certain jurisdictions and in others it is not the case.

      A corporation would still be a corporation whether or not the law granted limited liability to its shareholders. For example in the UK prior to 1855 shareholders of a corporation were fully liable for the corporation's debts.

      It is the ability to act as a single entity which makes an association of people into a corporation.

      I'm done with you. in lieu of argument based on facts you throw insults around. Moreover you are ignorant.

      have a nice day.

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    77. Re:Why do corporations have to be people? by willabr · · Score: 1

      Opponents of "corporate personhood" believe that large corporations as juristic persons have enjoyed certain constitutional rights intended for natural humans as the result of a misinterpretation of an 1886 Supreme Court Case, Santa Clara County v. Southern Pacific Railroad

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Corporate_personhood_debate

    78. Re:Why do corporations have to be people? by nathan.fulton · · Score: 1

      primarily because it hasn't. Corporations have been considered people for ages.

    79. Re:Why do corporations have to be people? by Killer+Orca · · Score: 1

      We haven't had an explicit nobility in the U.S. since we became a nation, but we've never become a truly classless society, http://www.nytimes.com/pages/national/class/. As people with more wealth have tried to accrue more wealth, which is fine there is nothing wrong with wanting more money, it has to be taken from elsewhere. Unfortunately not everyone starts on a level playing field or plays by the rules, this only hurts everyone who does and eventually they realize that it doesn't benefit them to play by the rules and it leads to nothing but backroom deals and shady business practices.

    80. Re:Why do corporations have to be people? by maharb · · Score: 1

      Not to detract from your point but isn't that exactly what ANY large group of organized people tries to do? It is human nature. Its why sports are popular. Everyone wants to be the best or be a part of something that is the best.

      Corps are not evil though. If it were for corporations you wouldn't have any of the things you use daily to make your life easier and better. Look around and think about the things that you have personally made without any help from a corporation. The only thing I can think of is a garden or something, and even then you probably bought the seeds from a company. The progress that has been seen by limiting peoples liability to a reasonable level is amazing. No one would start businesses if they could lose their whole life. No one would invest in businesses if you could go after their whole fortune when it fails. The risk involved in creating the next Microsoft or Oracle is huge and without protections no one will do it. Everyone would be super conservative with their resources and only share them with their close friends and family. This would even further ingrain class bounds and exaggerate the problems you think you would be solving because its no longer safe to give a 22 year old a bunch of money and say 'go for it'.

      Corporations are made of and run by PEOPLE. People like you and me. They are not entities that are parasites because in reality they don't exist. The only thing that exists are pieces of paper and documents that say they do and all you want to do is burn that paper. It doesn't change anything except possibly fucking up the whole system that makes people with great ideas and products able to deliver them to the public.

    81. Re:Why do corporations have to be people? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think the best thing to do would be to simply identify the people responsible for the actual illegal activities and kill them. Or whatever is appropriate as punishment.

      Killing them is fine with me. When do we do it?

    82. Re:Why do corporations have to be people? by toporok · · Score: 1

      If you think Dems are for consumer rights and are not deep in corporate pockets, them you are truly ignorant!

    83. Re:Why do corporations have to be people? by Etcetera · · Score: 1

      Well, that depends... are you in favor of the Death Penalty for breaking the law? That's what happens when you extend that metaphor...

      FTR, every state in the union has rules on the books for the Secretary of State (or other official) to dis(in)corporate an corporation for any of a number of different reasons. RICO was specifically written to do just that for organizations that need to be officially dismantled as punishment.

      Corporate personhood is a long-standing concept in US law, mostly stemming from interpretations of the 14th Amendment. Suffice to say that lots of people come down all over the place on the issue, but the legal fiction of corporate personhood (and LLC's) has probably contributed more than anything else to our economic growth in the last 150 years.

    84. Re:Why do corporations have to be people? by divisionbyzero · · Score: 1

      I am not sure why corporations have any rights since they are not citizens and cannot be. Despite the wishes of some people (Democrats for illegal immigrants and Republicans for corporations) I don't think rights apply to non-citizens. I'm not sure why corporations were accorded any rights in the first place. They should have legal responsibilities as legal entities but they should never be treated as individuals and certainly not citizens.

    85. Re:Why do corporations have to be people? by cayenne8 · · Score: 4, Informative
      "We live under that right now. Corporations control every aspect of our lives and we're subordinate to them. Sometimes we can choose which corporations we want to be controlled by, but that's about it."

      I think one problem here is, pretty much everyone when they hear 'corporation' thinks only about the super huge, worldwide conglomerates.

      In reality, in the US, corporations are mostly small...remember the small businesses that employ most people in the US? For us, it is a great thing. In such a litigious society, a person needs some protection from all the sue happy people out there.

      It is also about the only way to keep any of your hard earned dollars. There are a large number of people out there that incorporate for these reasons...many are like me, a single person corporation. But, doing this gives me protection from losing everything (direct liability, and ability to buy insurances), it gives me a way to write off the expenses of my business, etc. There are VERY good reasons if you are in business for yourself, that you should incorporate.

      So, when reading and posting about the EVIL corporations, remember, that while big and powerful, they aren't the prevelant use of incorporation, most I'd dare say...are the Mom and Pops (and contractors like me) that serve and work with you directly in day to day life. And if you start tearing down the corporation to get at the big few, you will kill the small business, as that normal people with normal funds can't take that risk any longer.

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    86. Re:Why do corporations have to be people? by sjames · · Score: 1

      Money is one thing, but does not make up a nobility.

      While unequal ability to accumulate wealth is a problem for society, it is unequal treatment under the law that makes a nobility. Things like paying a tiny fraction of one's annual income as a fine for an offense that would see a commoner jailed for a few years. For example, what are the odds that a 19 year old "hacker" gets caught red handed rootkit-ing millions of PCs (including a few in the DoD) and doesn't spend a few years in the slammer?

    87. Re:Why do corporations have to be people? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Unless I'm misunderstanding you?

      Dan Aris

      You don't need to sign your post. We can already see your name multiple times in your post.

      danaris (525051)

      danarisNO@SPAMmac.com

    88. Re:Why do corporations have to be people? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      yeah i think of several exec's that knowingly have broken laws and were protected by the corporation status. some of them have gotten fines or maybe some jail time but the entity is left mostly intact and unphased most the time.

    89. Re:Why do corporations have to be people? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      look up the definition of "Corporation" to incorporate means to make a person.

    90. Re:Why do corporations have to be people? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      our entire economic system would collapse

      It has collpased, you Americans are dead men walking.

    91. Re:Why do corporations have to be people? by sumdumass · · Score: 4, Informative

      You couldn't be more right except that by defining limited liability, you need to be aware that a corporation will not limit the liabilities of the actors involved with the activity that the liability stems from. In other words, you form a corporation and you work for it. If you wreck the company truck and kill a person, you are personally liable outside the liability of the corporation. The extent of the liability will only be limited by the law and any legal proceedings following your participation in the act.

      The main benefit of a corporation is that non-participating actors (silent owners, share holders and so on who do not participate in running the corporation) are not obligated to other people's actions independent of their own actions outside the value of the investment. This is a necessary component of our business infrastructure otherwise a 2 billion dollar judgment on a company worth 500 million would result in all the share holder being responsible for the difference. Now think about that, you have 200 shares of company X in your retirement account at the advice of some brokerage firm and your house and property is being sold to satisfy some judgment from an action you have absolutely no control or influence over.

    92. Re:Why do corporations have to be people? by divisionbyzero · · Score: 3, Insightful

      So basically people were lazy. Instead of explicitly enumerating the rights and responsibilities of corporations they said, "Uh, let's just treat them like people." Lame. Not surprising but still lame. We should just right an explicit list of corporate rights and responsibilities instead of relying on piecemeal case law.

    93. Re:Why do corporations have to be people? by MBGMorden · · Score: 1

      Hard to lock up a corporation for a time and then release it though.

      They're truthfully more like Blade is to vampires. All of our strengths, none of our weaknesses.

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    94. Re:Why do corporations have to be people? by mcgrew · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You do realize Sony stock (as with all NYSE/NASDAQ stocks) is held by lots and lots of people who have little to no say so or knowledge of they day to day activities, and very little disposable income, and thus many would lose a significant part of their retirement/savings/whatever.

      If this were law thay'd be forced to pay a little more attention to what kind of people run the corporation they were thinking about buying stock in, now wouldn't they? If the CEO of Acme Rockets was the former CEO of CornCorn, whose stock was all transferred to the families of people CornCorn's products killed, it would be a BAD idea to buy any Acme stock.

      Why is it that it's OK to lose your investment if the CEO is a clueless schmuck that ran the company into liquidation through bad business practices, but it's not OK to lose your investment because your investment killed somebody?

    95. Re:Why do corporations have to be people? by Danse · · Score: 1

      under Bush the DoJ sent more than one CEO to Club Fed. Ken Lay decided to kill himself first

      Yeah, I guess when you utterly fail to detect or act on the kinds of corruption we saw with Enron, and even enable it, you feel some pressure to make examples of a few people after it all blows up and the voters are pissed. Obviously it didn't have any real affect on the leaders of industry since business as usual continued. They reap massive profits which they never have to give back, and the taxpayers bail them out when their massive house of cards comes down. Nice work if you can get it.

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    96. Re:Why do corporations have to be people? by Jaysyn · · Score: 3, Insightful

      That's fine. They just need to be held responsible when they break the law, in a similar fashion to natural people. If you are stupid rich & speed everywhere & just pay the tickets & thumb your nose at the law, eventually you are going to have your right to drive taken away completely regardless of how much money you have. Something similar needs to happen to corporations that constantly bend & break laws. Sometimes a fine can *never* be an appropriate punishment, especially in cases where the CEOs & Directors get paid regardless of what actually happens in the company.

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    97. Re:Why do corporations have to be people? by kvezach · · Score: 1

      Corporations are made of and run by PEOPLE. People like you and me. They are not entities that are parasites because in reality they don't exist.
      I prefer the following point of view (from Wikipedia):

      A corporation can be considered as an artificial intelligence that makes use of replaceable human components to function. People at all ranks can be considered replaceable agents of their functionally intelligent government institutions, whether such a view is desirable or not.

      Corporations exist the way that society, government, and other organizations exist on the substrate that is people; and the way that networked software exist on the substrate that is a computer. The greater the extent of the substrate involved, the more emergent effects you will see, and the more tightly connected, ditto.

    98. Re:Why do corporations have to be people? by sbeckstead · · Score: 1

      But the act of incorporating means to give a body to. The controller of the body must then be placed in jail. Like say the Entire Board and the Operating Officers. First jail them then sort out the real criminal culpability later. They will most certainly turn on each other to get out of dock!

    99. Re:Why do corporations have to be people? by sjames · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Most of those more innocuous uses of incorporation would not suffer in the least if the idea of 'personhood' were replaced with a very limited definition of the entity. They would suffer none from the institution of the "corporate death penalty" for acting against the public interest.

      Alternatively, liability for individuals could be more appropriately limited so that incorporation becomes less necessary.

      Another alternative would be to subject corporations to restrictions similar to those faced by individuals when in prison. For example by appointing DOJ monitors and requiring them to pare their expenses to bar minimum survival level and forcing them to operate as a non-profit. After serving their time they may operate for-profit again but will be overseen by a parole officer.

    100. Re:Why do corporations have to be people? by wizardforce · · Score: 1

      With the bad corporate actors we have out there why isn't there more talk of this?

      Because our government has become corrupted and seeks to collude with corporations?

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    101. Re:Why do corporations have to be people? by hedwards · · Score: 1

      It's a matter of degrees. remind me again who pushes deregulation, for the repeal of worker's rights and against universal healthcare?

      Clearly Democrats are just as much in the pockets of corporate interest for wanting a public option.

      But then again, socialism is clearly evil, how dare workers expect the pay and benefits for work.

      It's the inability to tell degrees that makes people like you so damaging to the nation.

    102. Re:Why do corporations have to be people? by s73v3r · · Score: 1

      Unfortunately, this also has the side effect of putting everyone who worked for that company out of a job. Now, if the company were required to still pay the employees for a year after its "death", that might help, but you get a large company and basically fire all those people, its going to have an impact on the economy as a whole.

    103. Re:Why do corporations have to be people? by PB8 · · Score: 1

      No need to dissolve the whole thing. Target incarceration in a way that truly sets an public example, make intake a public parade of course. I suggest imprisoning the CEO, complicit officers of the members of it's board, the top 3 shareholders of preferred stock (if over 5% of stock issued), along with Wall Street financial bankers and their CEOs, and heads of legal firms who did not disuade them or even advised them to overlook evil or to act evil.

      I would be willing to accept a substitute, in lieu of dozens of years of costly imprisonment at our expense, either serve half the time (but they pay all costs of incarceration--for their entire cell block).

      Alternatively, offer a two phase 12 month reformatory experience in which they can make new friends, pick up new values, and have some time reflect on how they need to change:

      1) Two full fiscal quarters spent cleaning the prisoners' cells and toilets in a state or federal jail. They can, if they wish, live outside a jail cell, but only in FEMA trailers, when not working their 8 hour shift. They eat what prisoners eat, get the medical care they do, the clothing, etc. Trying to escape will result in a public torpedoing their yacht(s), as well as in auctioning off their mansions, air and land vehicles, to fund child care centers.

      2) Two full fiscal quarters cooking, serving in, and cleaning of soup kitchens, public health clinics, and homeless shelters. Again, they would have to reside in their FEMA trailers and eat whatever fare is offered to the poor.

      3) Alternatively, serve 2 full years as a janitor at military basic training camps. As for food, eat whatever and whenever the new enlistees eat. Again, let them live in FEMA trailers. And, sure, it's okay if they join the union. Just can't be an officer in it.

      Demonstrating leadership by means of sterling example, high standards, punctuality, honesty, and reliability would be the criteria for not being re-sentenced to another round of the above options. Any recommendations they might offer for making these places they served to work better would be gladly accepted, if accompanied by donations required to make them happen.

    104. Re:Why do corporations have to be people? by nomadic · · Score: 3, Interesting

      The founding fathers massively distrusted corporations due to their experience with the East India Company. The Boston Tea Party was as much a protest against the East India Company as it was the British Government (the East India Company was the proxy of the British Government in the colonies). They knew first hand the damage corporations could do and they believed the corporate charters should be handed out for limited periods of time with limited scope. We didn't have the immortal corporation in this country until the 19th century.

      And there is no corporation today in the same relationship as the East India Company; even Halliburton, the closest analogy today, has nowhere near that level of power where they operate. But my overall point is this idea that we've moved from some egalitarian society to one where corporations control everything is just not true. Just like everything else in human history corporate dominance goes in cycles; it changes based on laws, the economy, demographics, and politics. If corporations had complete run of things half the laws wouldn't be on the books, including 95% of the Internal Revenue Code, ERISA, the Environmental Protection Act, and minimum wage laws. Slashdotters have to give up this simplistic, borderline-conspiracy-theory view of the world and start actually educating themselves. Corporations have too much power, I don't deny that. But they're not some unbeatable monolith crushing society.

    105. Re:Why do corporations have to be people? by Danse · · Score: 1

      Most of those things are ridiculous and would probably result in a quick bankruptcy for the corporation. Fines are a good punishment for a corporation because their main motivation is money. There should also be fines and/or jail-time for individuals who authorize and/or commit illegal acts on behalf of the corporation. The main problem we have today is that the fines are nowhere near large enough to serve as a real punishment and deterrent. If they aren't large enough, then the corporation just absorbs them as a cost of doing business and tries harder not to get caught next time. Laws like this bullshit "right to privacy" just make it that much harder to get the evidence needed to convict them.

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    106. Re:Why do corporations have to be people? by schon · · Score: 1

      So you're suggesting that we keep something that's *known* to be broken and inequitable, just because fixing it would be "hard"?

      Have you stopped beating your wife yet?

    107. Re:Why do corporations have to be people? by MrMarket · · Score: 1

      Mod parent up.

    108. Re:Why do corporations have to be people? by commodoresloat · · Score: 1

      Revoke its corporate charter.

    109. Re:Why do corporations have to be people? by Jaysyn · · Score: 1

      Your ideas sound pretty damn good to me.

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    110. Re:Why do corporations have to be people? by iamsolidsnk · · Score: 1

      Corporations are fined when they are caught breaking the law because, so far, that's all the courts can do. Please explain how anyone can "lockup" a corporation and I'll be the first support it. The whole idea of incorporating is to AVOID personal responsibility. If someone could hold the CEO, or anyone in the company, personally responsible for the actions of a corporation then the whole concept of a corporation becomes mostly useless.

      How about revoking their business charter like we used to do? That would be akin to locking them up.

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    111. Re:Why do corporations have to be people? by s73v3r · · Score: 1

      Slightly pedantic, but US Steel was actually set up as a trust because, at the time, it was very difficult to get a corporate charter, often requiring an act of the State legislature to receive one.

    112. Re:Why do corporations have to be people? by Jaysyn · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Firstly, if a corporation couldn't make a profit anymore then it would "un-incorporate" and possibly a new corporation with a different name and the same people would pop up.

      I don't see any reason we couldn't specifically disallow this from happening when a corporation is being punished. Make it so anyone director level or above *cannot* create or join a new corporation until their "sentence" is served. If they are on multiple company's boards they would have to either give up the position or become a silent director until the sentence is finished or commuted. Considering there are natural humans in jail right now for *life* for nothing other than possession of marijuana, I don't think this could be considered "too harsh".

      Don't do the crime if you can't do the time & all that.

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    113. Re:Why do corporations have to be people? by Jaysyn · · Score: 1

      I doubt that. Something else would be figured out in short order, like humans always have done before.

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    114. Re:Why do corporations have to be people? by Al+Dimond · · Score: 1

      This sounds like a fine idea in theory, but you don't get to be CEO without being pretty wily. They always set it up so they can deny, deny, deny in accounting scandals and get someone in the finance department to take all the blame. Despite that there's not really much of an incentive to cook the books absent pressure from above.

      I think fines are a good way to punish corporations as long as they're big enough to act as a deterrent. Many fines are small enough that companies write them off as a cost of doing business. But if the fines are large enough that they get corporate boards interested. Boards don't have to prove beyond a reasonable doubt that some particular executive was guilty, they can just look at the corporate structure and know which person was responsible. An executive that so much as tolerates corrupt behavior won't find a job elsewhere.

      Think about the Sony Rootkit thing. I bet you'd have to go pretty far down the command chain to find someone that had close enough knowledge of what was going on to know that it was illegal. And, even then, do you take everyone underneath that guy to trial? Instead, fine the company a lot of money and let the board and the managers sort it out. If fines large enough to deter bad behavior are the norm corporations will police themselves effectively or perish.

    115. Re:Why do corporations have to be people? by nine-times · · Score: 1

      Why should that need to be an amendment? Nowhere in the Constitution does it say that corporations are "people". I should think that you'd need an amendment to say that they are people.

      The constitution doesn't say that the enumerated rights to citizens don't apply to dogs or rocks. If someone started trying to assign rock with constitutional rights, I doubt we'd bother with an amendment. We'd just say that guy is an idiot and move on.

    116. Re:Why do corporations have to be people? by antixogh · · Score: 0

      if anyone is interested, there is ,imho a great documentary on the subject called "the corporation".
      see http://www.thecorporation.com/ and or http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Corporation for more info.

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    117. Re:Why do corporations have to be people? by Rob+the+Bold · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Firstly, if a corporation couldn't make a profit anymore then it would "un-incorporate" and possibly a new corporation with a different name and the same people would pop up. I have heard of this happening for smaller limited-liability corporations that specialized in government bid projects and were banned from bidding. They just started over with a new name. The government, local, state or federal, is so bureaucratically constrained that this seems to work most of the time.

      I've been thinking about this for a little while now. When I read the story in Wired about people disappearing and trying to start a new life (and the accompanying "find the author" contest), I got to wondering why a person who'd screwed up couldn't just "re-incorporate" themselves and move on. Apparently, it's because our identity is inextricably linked to our physical body, not just our name. If we go to jail, our body is kept there. If we try to evade out debts by changing our name, our creditors will try to track down our body and still try to collect their "pound of flesh" from it.

      A corporation can get away with these things because it doesn't have a physical body. Its body is its capitalization. So "jailing" a company would mean restricting the movement of its capital, i.e. its accounts, assets, patent portfolio, land, plant, etc. Locking up a company would therefore look like "nationalizing" it. Shareholders could go right ahead and invest in a new company, but without their old capital.

      This thought is a work in progress.

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    118. Re:Why do corporations have to be people? by pluther · · Score: 3, Interesting

      If you wreck the company truck and kill a person, you are personally liable outside the liability of the corporation. The extent of the liability will only be limited by the law and any legal proceedings following your participation in the act.

      Not entirely true.

      While I've never killed anyone, I have managed to wreck company cars before, a couple of times.

      The most recent was back in college, while delivering pizza for Round Table. I totaled their Yugo by rear-ending a one-ton pickup. Although the accident was my fault, since I was acting within the "scope of employment", I was not liable at all. Round Table paid 100% of the damages, the accident was put on their record and not on mine, raising their insurance rates and not mine. I was also not involved in the subsequent lawsuit, other than as a witness.

      I was fired, of course, as is the general case when a delivery driver gets into any kind of accident, but that was completely company policy not legal liability.

      Even though Round Table encourages their drivers to drive as fast as possible, even going so far as to keep maps of where police are likely to be, since such policies are unofficial, the owners and board of directors are also never responsible for the damages caused, only the company.

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    119. Re:Why do corporations have to be people? by nine-times · · Score: 1

      Because if Corporations didn't have First Amendment rights, Richard Nixon could have shut down the New York Times for publishing the Pentagon Papers

      I don't think anyone would argue that newspapers have some first amendment rights, but the first amendment specifically mentions "the press". The first amendment doesn't end with, "and therefore a corporate owner of a newspaper shall legally be considered a 'person'."

      Of course corporations should have some legal protections. That's not the same as saying they should be considered "people".

    120. Re:Why do corporations have to be people? by s73v3r · · Score: 1

      The data showing that AT&T is overcharging their customers could have an adverse affect on the stock price?

    121. Re:Why do corporations have to be people? by Dare+nMc · · Score: 1

      Bad business practices rarely run a business into the ground overnight (exception is Enron.) but legal suits can. And the examples above were not likely anything the CEO was ever aware of, so you as a stock holder in a mutual fund would need to verify the track record of every manager down to mid level? Besides the net affect would just be that Sony would just become a holding company for thousands of small "independent" businesses owned in a country without this liability. The only people made happy then are the extra accountants pushing paper in India.

    122. Re:Why do corporations have to be people? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Please explain how anyone can "lockup" a corporation and I'll be the first support it.

      Well, it's possible to seize all assets and lock them up and prevent the corporation from doing business in the US. It's also possible to try to prevent the corporation from doing business abroad by threatening to revoke the corporate charter in the US if they do. All this could be done for the duration of the "sentence."

      We should also look at recovering gains made by individuals as a result of corporate misconduct. It may make sense to allow corporations to shield individuals from liability, but it makes no sense for them to protect ill-gotten profits made by individuals. When wrongdoing is proven in a court of law, the government should have the right to recover any capital gains made from the increase in the stock price after the wrongdoing took place as well as any bonuses or salary received by individuals who knew about the wrongdoing.

      When an individual is locked up, you prevent them from going about their normal life activities. The corresponding corporate punishment should be to prevent them from going about their business activities. In neither case need the punishment be permanent.

    123. Re:Why do corporations have to be people? by sumdumass · · Score: 1

      It's not that the fines is all the courts can do. The problem with locking up a corporation is that it isn't a valid thing outside of a body designed to consolidate responsibility. It doesn't exist or act outside of people operating it and making actions. If someone takes an action that makes a corporation break a law, that person has broken the law and is subjecting themselves to the penalties in law.

      The problem here which creates the idea that corporations can't be punished is that many laws concerning corporations do not have jail time as a penalty and it's often difficult to prove who was responsible for the violation in the first place. Here is a scenario to illustrate this. (disclaimer, I used to be in environmental remediation and hazardous waste cleanup and both these scenarios are adaptations of sites I became involved with) Company X does electroplating of metals and plastics and has hazardous wastes. They contract with a company to collect the wastes. A driver transferring the wastes leaves a valve unsecured and loses part of his load mid way through the trip. He knows it's his fault and thinks he would be in serious trouble as he should be so he conceals this loss. Now, fish in a nearby stream start dying and it's traced to a chemical used in electroplating. The wastes disposal manifests are checked and it's determined that 1500 units of waste were shipped with only 1400 units being received over a years time.

      Ok, so now we know it was Company X's wastes, they get fined. But we can't track which shipment or who was driving it, or verify that it was loaded in the first place seeing how the loss was concealed. So the driver gets off and company X is responsible for the cleanup plus fines. Remember, the burden of proof is on the prosecution, not the defendant so we have to be able to prove wrong doing and in most cases, we have to prove intentional wrong doing. So if we can't prove which employee screwed up, all we can do is fine the company for not keeping a better eye on their employees which allowed this to happen.

      Another illustration, suppose the same raw elements as above are still true except that instead of a driver losing part of a load, we have a field that a CEO decided could save them some money by dumping the product there instead. OK, so the containers in the field start leaking, it's and it's discovered the chemicals are used in the electroplating process (and that the chemicals are from after a time period where is was illegal to dispose of them this way a it wasn't always illegal). The EPA looks at the companies in the area and combs over their disposal records and can't find anything missing. So they look at the tax records and the accounting for the company and finds that Company X did more business then their waste stream would indicate. Now the EPA and Justice department review all communications and work records for the times that the waste stream was light. They interview all the employees that were working there at the times (whether they are still employed or not) and determine that they were busier and should have more wastes and it's likely that the illegally dumped waste is theirs. Now, here is where a pivot-able point comes into play. If they can pinpoint anyone responsible for the illegal dumping, they will be held accountable along with the company and they will face jail time. But if they can't determine who directed the dumping or who actually did it, they are left with fining the company.

      However, in either example, if it can be proven that any one person or multiple people did any specific action in violating the law or directing someone to violate the law, they can and will be held responsible for those acts- including jail time if the violation warrants. In a way, this is more punishment availible then for a any other person. Suppose someone was murdered in your back yard, your at work and your neighbor notices the dead body and calls the law. Now they can't prove it was you that did anything and they most likely wouldn't be able to prove who murde

    124. Re:Why do corporations have to be people? by maharb · · Score: 2, Informative

      A company is a group of people. Those people determine how the company is run. A company reflects its people not the other way around. A company's existence is dependent upon people joining it an performing functions. The people that perform those functions choose to do it in a certain manner. Trying to say that the 'company' socializes people into doing things is absurd. People social each other and then they create a company based off that socialization. A company can only survive in its current form as long as the people allow it. If the fictional "companies" determined the socialization we wouldn't have the changes in corporate structure and governance that are always occurring.

      The common thread here is people and not companies, sorry. You can't build a castle out of mud.

    125. Re:Why do corporations have to be people? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    126. Re:Why do corporations have to be people? by Chyeld · · Score: 1

      If a company had done enough 'bad deeds' to warrant 'death', then I wouldn't be particularly sad to see it's employees out of work.

      Yes, I'm sure they were tangently innocent, but at the base of it all, when it comes down to it, a company that is full of people who understand their job is on the line when it comes to 'ethical' business decisions is one where fewer unethical decisions can be made.

    127. Re:Why do corporations have to be people? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Good luck getting Nevada and Delaware to agree to that one. ;)

    128. Re:Why do corporations have to be people? by jnaujok · · Score: 1

      All we need to do is return one part of the original design of corporations, that of the responsibility of the shareholders. Let me explain.

      Until the late 19th century, a shareholder bought shares in the company, perhaps 1%. That meant that, if the corporation were sued, then that shareholder, that partial-owner, was held account for up to 1% of their net worth. They held 1% of the corporation, therefore they risked 1% of their net worth. This made the legal fiction of a one-man corporation meaningless. Since they held all the shares, they still put 100% of their worth at risk.

      Today, you can hold 100% of the shares of a corporation, and there is no legal penalty should the corporation go into drug-smuggling or weapons trafficking. Your total "cost" would be the loss of the value of the shares. This leads to people willing to invest in dangerously risky, morally questionable, high-return corporations. There is no incentive for responsibility on the part of the shareholders. In other words, they can reap all the rewards while facing none of the risks.

      This is wrong. It has led to the "just make this quarter good and damn the future" mentality of our corporations. Restore that original risk/reward balance, and I can assure you that the shareholder meetings will not be simple rubber-stamps of the board.

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    129. Re:Why do corporations have to be people? by TheRealMindChild · · Score: 1

      "Too big to fail" you say? If we keep treating the situation like this, the problem will never get fixed.

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    130. Re:Why do corporations have to be people? by sumdumass · · Score: 2, Insightful

      A lot of what you say can and does happen right now. States and federal agencies as well as courts can ban or bar companies from doing business in their jurisdiction. When illegal activity does happen, they do attempt to find who actually did the act and bring them to the full accountability under the law. The problem is that a lot of times, the only way to track who did what is by examining the accounting and internal documentation of a company and by interviewing employees. If the person knows their actions were illegal and covers his tracks, it's very difficult to prove any one person was involved where it's easier to prove that the company they represent was included in the actions causing the violation. This is why you see companies getting fined without people inside them being arrested. It's easier to prove the company is at fault then any specific person inside the company when they cover their tracks. And to that point, any company has an obligation to make sure it's actions and actions taken by it's employees in it's behalf are legal.

      The idea of a (limited liability) corporation started to protect the private assets of the corporation owners. And that's where it should have ended.

      It did stop there. What your seeing is complexity of finding out who did something wrong verses pointing the blame on the company they represent. However, it should be noted that the limited liability will only protect asses from actions the owners did not participate in or direct. Anyone breaking the law or taking an action causing a liability is still personally subject to that liability and the penalties of the law. Where the limitations apply is when you do not take an action yourself resulting in that liability. an example of this, you have a working lunch with a few of your employees. Your an owner of a small company incorporated for the specific purpose of liability. Now you drink a couple glasses of wine, and while driving the company car back to the office, you strike a pedestrian, a parked car, and get a DUI in the process. Now you are personally liable for all damages you did as well as the DUI. The company is liable too (generally vicariously). If you have a summer home at the lake, it would be shielded by the corporate limited liability but not by your personal liability. So assuming your sued, the company is sued, and you are both order to pay the differences of a judgment, the company can bankrupt itself but because you took an action and were personally liable, your summer home could be auctioned off to cover the differences in the judgment.

      Remember, limitations on liability are only for actions you do not participate in unless a specific law limits your liability (good Samaritan laws, bankruptcy with no wrong doing, and so on).

      When a CEO authorizes expenditures for illegal activities, the CEO shouldn't be absolved. Instead he should be charged with theft (of corporate money) on top of the illegal activity he authorized. The idea that he should go free instead is so completely backwards that it tells you who really runs things in this country.

      This is actually the way it is now. However, the problem is that while it's easier to prove the company was being represented when wrong doings were happening, it's a lot harder to prove any specific person was involved. But when that can be proved (take the Enron, Tyco, or Worldcom accounting scandals and investment fraud for instance) the CEO's were aware or participated, they are held personally accountable for their actions.

    131. Re:Why do corporations have to be people? by Razalhague · · Score: 1

      Could work. Having investors lose their investment (even for a limited period) would make them think twice about putting money in a corporation that may be doing shady business.

    132. Re:Why do corporations have to be people? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      corporations don't have the restriction of *death.*

      Until recent times, a corporation only existed with a charter that could be easily revoked. The remedy to corporate wrong doing seems to have been entirely eliminated.

    133. Re:Why do corporations have to be people? by david_thornley · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Alternatively, liability for individuals could be more appropriately limited so that incorporation becomes less necessary.

      There are ways to have the liability benefits of corporations without going the whole way; at least in Minnesota there are S-corporations. I'm a little fuzzy on the differences, but one of the main ones is that an S-corp is not publicly traded. That gives individuals and small groups the advantages they need.

      There's no reasons why S-corps and regular corporations need to operate legally in the same way, although it's desirable to have a way of converting from S-corp to regular easily.

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    134. Re:Why do corporations have to be people? by Moridin42 · · Score: 1

      IMO, the protection of the rights of corporations is little more than protection of the right of individuals when they want to accomplish something larger than they can do by themselves. If you and I wanted to start a nerdrage business on the internet (nevermind the lack of a serious way to make profits), we should be able to do so and retain the rights that we do as individuals. The fact that you and I are cooperating on the matter does not detract from the fact that we still have those rights.

      Agreed, individuals have rights. Doesn't mean corporations should have them. Even when individuals permit a corporation to exercise some of their rights so as to simplify the concentration of capital, the corporation does not need to have any rights.

      Stripping them of the rights they have collected would have many consequences, intended and not, I'm sure. And I'm not wholly opposed to having an explicit list of corporate rights AND responsibilities. But they definitely should not have the rights of individuals. They are not, and can never be, an individual. They don't give birth. They spin off. They don't die. They dissolve. They can't be incarcerated without putting everyone on payroll on a pseudo house arrest, regardless of their ability to affect corporate behavior. They can't even be fined in a way that is meaningful. It becomes a cost of doing business. How many individuals consider fines a cost of living?

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    135. Re:Why do corporations have to be people? by CFrankBernard · · Score: 1

      Can't they just select another state to incorporate? Many choose Delaware for its better financial records privacy though they really do no business in the state.

    136. Re:Why do corporations have to be people? by sjames · · Score: 1

      The objective though is to restore balance so that individuals do not become second class citizens amongst corporations.

      S-corps don't address that unless we declare (as a dirty legal hack) that everyone is an s-corp from birth and eliminate any form of punishment that a non-corporal legal 'person' cannot be subjected to.

    137. Re:Why do corporations have to be people? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Most of the questions you give have straight forward answers.

      Keep and bear arms? Arm all their employees?
      Yes they do. Ever hear of Blackwater?

      Freedom of religion? Would they be able to have symbol of that religion imposed on all US locations of their business? Have their employees follow some of the strictures of that religion, e.g. only bring kosher food to work?

      Do you realize that most churches are corporations? Last time I checked, the Catholic Church required its employees(clergy) to believe in Catholicism. And I think that the local synagogue would object to non-kosher food being brought to work by the rabbis.

      Voting rights? Where? At all jurisdictions the company does business or only where headquarter or chartered? Who decides how the company votes? The board? The CEO? the stockholders?

      Voting rights are not given to "persons", they are given to citizens. Since corporations were not given citizenship, they wouldn't have any voting rights.

      I think the real issue here is how do you punish a corporation for violating the law without adversely affecting people who had no part in the wrong-doing.

    138. Re:Why do corporations have to be people? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I agree. Either be able to lock 'em up, and otherwise pierce the famed "corporate veil" or else let me, an individual, incorporate and plead protection as a corporation (limited liability and the whole nine yards.)

      Taxes? Sorry, this individual has been incorporated in the Cayman Islands!

    139. Re:Why do corporations have to be people? by mcgrew · · Score: 2, Interesting

      And the examples above were not likely anything the CEO was ever aware of

      He would be aware of them if he were held accountable. Chances are he DOES know, but his "ignorance" gives him "plausable deniability".

      Competence, incompetence, honesty, and dishonesty start at the top. The guy in charge is in charge. If he's not responsible, why is he making such obscenely huge sums of money?

    140. Re:Why do corporations have to be people? by mxharlow · · Score: 1

      Let us not forget that the Internal Revenue Code section 7701(a)(1) defines âoepersonâ to include an individual, trust, estate, partnership, or corporation.

    141. Re:Why do corporations have to be people? by DaveGod · · Score: 1

      Seriously. Can anyone with a legal background explain what part of corporate daily business requires that corporations be legally considered equivalent to people? If there's nothing truly fundamental that requires it [...]

      To allow a person to invest without requiring them to manage.

      Any "person" who can do anything must be accountable for those actions. With a sole trader or partnership business that responsibility falls on those owners, whom thus have substantial rights to manage the business. A company on the other hand is an investment vehicle - investors put money in and do not manage (beyond voting). People with money to invest do not necessarily have the skills or time to manage a business. Do you even know which companies your pension is invested in, never mind have the capacity to manage the business sufficiently to satisfy your legal obligations?

      For what it's worth any person (shareholder or not) who does manage is liable as a director regardless of whether he has been appointed or not (shadow director).

    142. Re:Why do corporations have to be people? by Razalhague · · Score: 1

      Fines are a lousy motivator. Fines simply make sure corporations don't break the law for small sums of money. If the profit from foul play exceeds the punishment, then it's logical to play against the rules. Hell, if p > (1-c)f (where p = profit, c = chance of getting caught, and f = fine) then it still makes sense to do it if you're inclined to do a little gambling (and business people generally are).

    143. Re:Why do corporations have to be people? by Mr.+Slippery · · Score: 3, Informative

      With a massive reign of terror?

      This "nobility" has given us a military-industrial complex that has killed millions, a prison-industrial complex that has deprived millions of their freedom, a medical-industrial complex that leaves thousands to die because giving them the treatment they paid for isn't profitable enough, and an agriculture-industrial complex that produces poor quality food while destroying the land and the water.

      I hope for a peaceful solution, but if a "reign of terror" is the only way to change that, I say, off with their heads already.

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    144. Re:Why do corporations have to be people? by yuhong · · Score: 1

      This is wrong. It has led to the "just make this quarter good and damn the future" mentality of our corporations.

      Not exactly. That originated in the 1980s, I think, when the "shareholder value" revolution came.

    145. Re:Why do corporations have to be people? by FiloEleven · · Score: 1

      I totaled their Yugo ...
      Even though Round Table encourages their drivers to drive as fast as possible, even going so far as to keep maps of where police are likely to be...

      Something tells me that those maps are unnecessary. I'm impressed you got enough speed up to total a Yugo =)

    146. Re:Why do corporations have to be people? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The problem is that there seems to be a line between small business and large business. Even in small business, I am not convinced that you require the same protections as a natural person. At some point, it seems that carelessly wielded power is too destructive to not regulate. The amount of transparency should be greater the larger you are.

    147. Re:Why do corporations have to be people? by agnosticnixie · · Score: 1

      120 years

    148. Re:Why do corporations have to be people? by agnosticnixie · · Score: 1

      Lowering taxes won't help the working class

    149. Re:Why do corporations have to be people? by agnosticnixie · · Score: 1

      So you're suggesting we jettison almost a century's worth of law

      - there, corrected for you

    150. Re:Why do corporations have to be people? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If that were an amendment to the Constitution, that would surely change many interpretations of the 2nd amendment.

    151. Re:Why do corporations have to be people? by donaggie03 · · Score: 1

      As people with more wealth have tried to accrue more wealth, which is fine there is nothing wrong with wanting more money, it has to be taken from elsewhere.

      That's not quite true, at least not since we left the gold standard. Nowadays, money is generated out of the public trust. If it is perceived that a company's stock is valuable, then it is in higher demand, and the stock price will go up. This basically generates free money for the current stockholders. That money does not have to be taken from elsewhere. Of course, the opposite can happen as well. If the public believes a stock is worthless, it soon will be, because there will be no demand for the stock, and the price will plummet. A stock's value is only as high, or low, as the public perceives it to be. The tech bubble of the 90's is a good example of this.

      Go back and look at these shady business practices you mention. You will see that in most cases, those "shady business practices" are a means of tricking the board and/or the public into believing that the company, and thus it's stock, is more valuable than it actually is. Refer to the Enron scandal for a good example of this.

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    152. Re:Why do corporations have to be people? by pluther · · Score: 1

      I'm impressed you got enough speed up to total a Yugo =)

      Turns out, it doesn't really require much speed. :)

      I was pretty impressed with the crumple zone technology, though, as I watched the car pretty much tear itself apart around me, and I wasn't even bruised. Actually, kind of cool to watch from the inside, though I wouldn't want to do it again.

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    153. Re:Why do corporations have to be people? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      corporations are defined as legal persons, in contrast to people who are natural persons. However, lots of laws refer to person and mean in such case both, legal and natural persons. If law should distinguish the two, it needs to point this out.

    154. Re:Why do corporations have to be people? by donaggie03 · · Score: 1

      If a company had done enough 'bad deeds' to warrant 'death', then I wouldn't be particularly sad to see it's employees out of work.

      Yes, I'm sure they were tangently innocent,

      Not to nitpick, just trying to be helpful . . the word you are looking for is "tangentially."

      "but at the base of it all, when it comes down to it, a company that is full of people who understand their job is on the line when it comes to 'ethical' business decisions is one where fewer unethical decisions can be made.

      I disagree. I believe that if what you say is true, then the crime rates in America would be drastically lower. If bad person wants to do a bad thing because it will get them a quick fix somehow, then the CHANCE of being caught and fired or sent to jail will not deter them. The deterrence is even lower if personal punishment is replaced by mass punishment (i.e. everyone loses their job) because psychologically, the punishment is less . . well . . personal.

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    155. Re:Why do corporations have to be people? by donaggie03 · · Score: 1

      This happens all the time on a smaller scale as well. In college towns, if a popular bar loses its liquor license, the owners start a new company and gets a license for that company. Change the bar's name over the door and voila, you're good to go. Lose the license again? Just rinse and repeat!

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    156. Re:Why do corporations have to be people? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "If someone could hold the CEO, or anyone in the company, personally responsible for the actions of a corporation then the whole concept of a corporation becomes mostly useless."

      This is an incredible display of misunderstanding of the duties of corporate officers. CEOs can most certainly be held resposible for actions of the corporations they helm.

    157. Re:Why do corporations have to be people? by terraformer · · Score: 1

      I just looked through responses to you and can't find a decent one in the bunch that answered your actual question. The concept is called corporate personhood and dates back to the magna carta and later british common law era of legal codes, not the 1800s like others have stated. It only became an issue in the US in the 1800s but Britain had large corporations many centuries before the 1800s.

      CP was put in place because there needed to be a corporation, and there needed to be laws applying to corporations. Ultimately corporations are collections of individuals who through collective efforts act as a single entity. But the liability is shared not amongst the investors/owners of the corporation but the corporation itself. But instead of rewriting every law in how it would apply to corporations, simply treating a corporate entity as a person made this easy. But it didn't. So many resources have been wasted trying to make this legal hack work, that it would have been simpler to rewrite the laws.

      Most importantly, the major issue is now that your corporation is a legal person for purposes of fiduciary liability, why stop there. And that has been what occurred. They didn't stop there and now that collection of individuals who work together are getting rights meant for a single person to exercise but have the power and weight of massive numbers of persons.

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    158. Re:Why do corporations have to be people? by plague3106 · · Score: 1

      I don't think rights apply to non-citizens

      I fail to see why people should not have rights, regardless of their citizenship. Your line of thinking is out of skew with the philosophy on which this country was founded.

    159. Re:Why do corporations have to be people? by Omestes · · Score: 1

      Despite the wishes of some people (Democrats for illegal immigrants and Republicans for corporations) I don't think rights apply to non-citizens. I

      Depends on your definition of "rights", and where you think these "rights" flow from. If rights are nothing but what the state recognizes, then your statement is sound, unless the state decides that non-citizens have rights. If these rights are endowed by a creator (God, or natural rights), then they are universal, except for rights which involve the state. Thus an unnaturalized immigrant would have the right to speech, arms, assembly, religion, etc... but not the right to vote (but then we run into the issue of taxing them sans representation).

      Another problem is that neither the Declaration, nor the Constitution explicitly state, without ambiguity, that the rights contained therein are only for citizens (the only "right" with such a restriction that I can immediately see is the ability to be president).

      I'm not sure why corporations were accorded any rights in the first place. They should have legal responsibilities as legal entities but they should never be treated as individuals and certainly not citizens.

      Agreed. Rights are a thing that applies only to individuals, not fictional entities. Unless of course rights flow from the state, then rights can apply to anything that the state wants.

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    160. Re:Why do corporations have to be people? by Omestes · · Score: 1

      Jail the stockholders.

      That's the answer. Yes, it is a silly answer, but a very logical one.

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    161. Re:Why do corporations have to be people? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Ironically, your sig contains "You cannot wash away blood with blood."

    162. Re:Why do corporations have to be people? by mrmeval · · Score: 1

      So we can execute them like any other murderer.

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    163. Re:Why do corporations have to be people? by cayenne8 · · Score: 1
      "There are ways to have the liability benefits of corporations without going the whole way; at least in Minnesota there are S-corporations. I'm a little fuzzy on the differences, but one of the main ones is that an S-corp is not publicly traded. That gives individuals and small groups the advantages they need. "

      That's what I have..I incorporated in my state, then filed for subchapter S with the feds. It is a federal filing for "S" corps.

      But, you are treated as a corporation like any other.....just you have the rules you mentioned plus a few. The HUGE advantage of this is, that you only have to declare a portion of what you bill (if a one person S corp) as salary...reasonable salary as defined by the IRS. You ONLY have to pay SS and medicare on that portion of the billing. At the end of year, though, all income falls through to personal taxes...

      For example, say you gross $100K, and pay yourself $30K as salary. You only have to pay SS and medicare on that $30K. The remaining $70K is only taxed with federal and state taxes...so you can save thousands that way. Not to mention you can write off mileage you drive for work...equipment, books...communications...etc.

      You can be very honest (I'd highly recommend doing so, and documenting everything), and keep more of your hard earned money.

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    164. Re:Why do corporations have to be people? by Chyeld · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I'm not at a computer with a reliable spell checker and using IE6, misspelt words are inevitable.

      The point is how many people today go to work and really don't give a shit about what the upper level folk decide to do? I work in a pretty ethical company and still it's not hard to find someone doing the "Shrug, that's what they told me they wanted done, I assume they know what they are doing" dance.

      If you knew, right off the bat, that your company getting caught with a smoking gun in it's hands and a dead body in the room, would result in your own job being lost, maybe you wouldn't be that eager to let it go.

      Maybe, if you were a bean counter trying to decide if the company should do a recall based on the idea that "well if it happens X times, people will sue and we'll be out Y dollars, but a recall would cost more than that", your answer won't be "let me run the numbers" and instead be "FUCK THAT, do the recall bitch!"

      No, I don't expect everyone in the company to suddenly grow angel wings and fly away, but there are a huge number of people in any large company that enable 'bad deeds' simply by not giving enough of a shit to put up a fuss about it. Removing that luxury would quite possibly remove a good deal of the bad behavior companies like the old standby, Enron, used to exhibit.

    165. Re:Why do corporations have to be people? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've never understood how corporations can be bought and sold if they're counted as people. Doesn't that count as slavery?
      Also, if you dissolve or end a corporation, isn't that murder?

    166. Re:Why do corporations have to be people? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I agree with your views and would like to subscribe to your newsletter.

    167. Re:Why do corporations have to be people? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I can think of a few... ADM, Cargill, Monsanto, Tyson... They control nearly all of the global food production and transportation. Fuck tea. A quick search and you can read about all the crap they pull. They don't use military force to get their way, rather something far worse, national and international laws.

    168. Re:Why do corporations have to be people? by arose · · Score: 1

      Of course the other side of this coin is that poor people have to risk their own butts while rich people get the benefits of those risks while only risking (some of) their money.

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    169. Re:Why do corporations have to be people? by mysidia · · Score: 1

      Yes... if a corporation commit a crime or accused of a crime, their corporate charter should be placed "in jail", pending trial.

      And they can no longer do business "as that person", while the corporation is imprisoned. No writing checks in the name of the corporation, no access to bank accounts in the name of the corporation (immediate and automatic freezing of all assets in the hands of third parties).

      No ability to accept payments made out to the corporation's name.

      No ability to open new accounts in corporation's name.

      The only way they get to resume business pending trial is to get a partner to post bail. Assuming the court doesn't deny bail due to flight risk.

      Also, the bail may be set astronomically high based on the whims of the prosecution.

      If actually convicted of criminal charges, it gets oh so much worse...

    170. Re:Why do corporations have to be people? by mysidia · · Score: 1

      I thought the entire point of a "corporation" was that it was a quick trick, a hack in our terms, to create a legal entity for business that, magically, was suddenly beholden to all the laws a person was.

      The mistake of this hack is not only did they make them beholden to all the laws a normal citizen has...

      They gave them all the rights a normal citizen has too, even though these rights aren't in the constitution.. mea culpa... 14th ammendment... equal protection under the law.

      Which gives rise to some truly ridiculous concepts such as corporate citizenship.

    171. Re:Why do corporations have to be people? by currently_awake · · Score: 1

      I think you are thinking about this backwards. If a corporation is legally a person in all ways, then you can put them in jail. Your corporate factory in the third world kills workers with unsafe stuff? The board of directors goes to jail. The short term effect of "person" may be the result of big business greed, but it will give us a very direct form of justice in the end. I think we need to push this whole company as a person thing all the way.

    172. Re:Why do corporations have to be people? by currently_awake · · Score: 1

      This brings up the issue of citizenship. If I want to work in the usa, i need a green card or to get citizenship. But if Microsoft wants that, it's open for business. But if a corporation is mostly foreign then isn't it a foreigner? Wouldn't it need permission to work? Could not the government demand residency requirements (most of your workers must be in this country)?

    173. Re:Why do corporations have to be people? by currently_awake · · Score: 1

      When a person is in a coma, they have someone with power of attorney run their life, and that person is legally required to take care of their interests. I propose that corporations are the same. I suggest that the board of directors stands in the same place, as the legal guardian of the company. And as such, they are legally responsible for the behavior and actions of the company. And yes, that should include jail time for crimes.

    174. Re:Why do corporations have to be people? by moortak · · Score: 1

      I've always supported the idea of fines equal to the average profits they would have earned during their sentence. If it puts them out of business, too bad.

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    175. Re:Why do corporations have to be people? by TheSpoom · · Score: 2, Insightful

      That's weird. I remember reading something saying "We the People" recently, and not "We the Citizens"... maybe I'm just imagining things.

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    176. Re:Why do corporations have to be people? by arose · · Score: 1

      We are talking about the protections from financial liability other then their investment...

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    177. Re:Why do corporations have to be people? by arose · · Score: 1

      It really depends on how you look at it. You look at a small business and see people using their capital to earn a living, someone else looks at it and sees people owning their means of production...

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    178. Re:Why do corporations have to be people? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're imagining that the sentence ends there, yes. It actually says "We the People of the United States". Non-citizens are hardly people of the United States.

    179. Re:Why do corporations have to be people? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Correct. A corporate body is a body of individuals. Those individuals have the rights of individuals, including expectations of privacy. An individual's expectation of privacy extends to his or her business affairs. Why should collaboration with other individuals cause you to lose those rights? If corporations don't have an expectation of privacy, what about partnerships? What about households? I don't see how this right can be consistently denied to corporations.

      There is plenty to complain about in corporate law, but that corporations should enjoy some of the rights of an individual is not one of them.

    180. Re:Why do corporations have to be people? by countertrolling · · Score: 1

      ..."The enumerated rights and privileges apply only to individuals."...

      Individual what? Washing machines? Let's make it a bit more straightforward.."The enumerated rights and privileges apply only to humans." That'll help cover any alien and robot "issues" also.

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    181. Re:Why do corporations have to be people? by yuhong · · Score: 1

      I would not go that far. Yes we should move away from "maximizing shareholder value". But we don't need to go that far to do it.

    182. Re:Why do corporations have to be people? by yuhong · · Score: 1

      Yep, not to mention there are also the better and less evil big corporations.

    183. Re:Why do corporations have to be people? by lonecrow · · Score: 1

      afaik the public through their elected representatives already posses the ability to revoke the charter of any company they feel is not acting in the best interest of the community.

      Basically corporations exist at the pleasure of the people we just forgot how to exercise this control.

    184. Re:Why do corporations have to be people? by Jackie_Chan_Fan · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Frankly, shouldnt that be how it works?

      If you invest in a company that runs shit wild on the world with injustice.... you SHOULD pay for having bought into that company.

      "Well I didnt approve of what the Nazis were doing, but... i was making a hell of a lot of money off it!... Oh no harm comes to me? WIN!"

    185. Re:Why do corporations have to be people? by Jackie_Chan_Fan · · Score: 1

      Isnt America great? ... and by great, I mean, corrupt, criminal, inhumane, and stupid.

    186. Re:Why do corporations have to be people? by Hurricane78 · · Score: 1

      And you now why? Let me say it like a mass-psychologist:

      Because you say so!!

      No shit! It's the mother of all self-fulfilling prophecies: Something like that would never happen, if not broad support from the people to some stating what you just said, and the rest agreeing.

      I for one call complete and utter bullshit on that it would never happen. I say it is pretty easy to happen, and could happen tomorrow. It just needs one person or even company to sue another company for "assault" or "murder", etc, and throw in all the cash that's left.
      Think of all the companies who could make a profit from being able to sue corporations like persons, or other related things. I bet they are already thinking about how to beat the crap out of each other right now. ^^

      Just wait. Certainly something similar to a MS-backed SCO will surface, troll countless companies, until the whole thing gets patched... for the fun of us all.
      Want some popcorn? *crunch* *munch*

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    187. Re:Why do corporations have to be people? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "In reality, in the US, corporations are mostly small"

      You mean like all the mom-and-pop shops that are pushed out of business by WalMart?

      Even if most corporations in the US are small, it's not those but rather the big corporations that dominate politics with their huge piles of money.

    188. Re:Why do corporations have to be people? by hkmwbz · · Score: 1

      I fail to see why people should not have rights, regardless of their citizenship.

      Some rights are there regardless of citizenship. But those rights are not what are being discussed here. With citizenship comes rights and responsibilities. Non-citizens do not have those specific rights and responsibilities, but that doesn't mean that they have none what so ever.

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    189. Re:Why do corporations have to be people? by sumdumass · · Score: 1

      A lot of times, when you invest in a company, you have no idea of the harm it does until completely after it's happened. Do you seriously think people should lose their retirement, their homes, for actions they took no part in and no idea of or the illegality of until after the fact?

      Obviously you are one of those people who will never invest in anything.

    190. Re:Why do corporations have to be people? by sumdumass · · Score: 1

      No, not really. As I pointed out, the liability is only limited from actions you do not take. Also poor people can own shares or invest in companies. It's the same risks for either, the only difference is choosing to invest or not.

    191. Re:Why do corporations have to be people? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Looks like AT&T is trying to screw us. We need to, as a people, make sure AT&T doesn't get away with that. Everyone, everywhere, whether FCC worker or congressional member needs to sit up and take notice. If they cannot be responsible to their customers, but only look at their bottom line while hurting the customer, we need to fine them extremely heavily and make sure their lawyers are having to wade through a massive pile of papers, that the corporate bosses attention is monopolized on this issue, and keep up the pressure until they finally understand their responsibilities or simply go out of business.

    192. Re:Why do corporations have to be people? by TheSpoom · · Score: 1

      Are you stating that non-citizens should have no right to:

      - free speech
      - free religion
      - protection against unlawful search and seizure
      - trial by a jury of their peers
      - protection against cruel and unusual punishment

      And many others given in the Bill of Rights? Are you really going to say that whenever a "person" or "people" are listed in the US Constitution that it only ever applies to citizens? Because frankly, hundreds of years of caselaw disagree with you.

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    193. Re:Why do corporations have to be people? by blackraven14250 · · Score: 1

      Then where do you draw the line between work and personal matters?

    194. Re:Why do corporations have to be people? by blackraven14250 · · Score: 1

      The question now is, do you really want to give the government that power?

    195. Re:Why do corporations have to be people? by blackraven14250 · · Score: 1

      Reason in how they can make the most money.

      Seriously, do you think any corporation is going to be any better than the scumbags that fill it?

    196. Re:Why do corporations have to be people? by blackraven14250 · · Score: 1

      Good thing about them in particular: if they fuck up too badly, they have nobody left to work for them or fuck over.

    197. Re:Why do corporations have to be people? by sumdumass · · Score: 1

      Driving can be a particularly difficult subject area because it's generally governed by different state laws. Another problem is intentional actions verses unintentional actions and reckless verses careless defining the difference between an accident and assault in most cases. However, in general, the owner of the vehicle is the primary resource of liability and damages recovery and in some states like mine, it's encoded in law (except with rentals and leases then it's the contracting party).

      Anyways, there are mitigating circumstances here that should be discussed. For one, the different states have different state laws but it could be possible that neither you or the company was issued a citation because the cop couldn't determine actual wrong doing. An example of this is where two cars on a country road with no center line collide and both drivers claim the other person cross the center of the road. Often neither driver is cited unless skid marks or witnesses can clearly show one person was in the wrong with the other in the right. But both drivers or vehicle owners would be responsible for the damages to the other vehicles (insurance requirements). Now if the cop couldn't show that you were speeding, driving recklessly, failed to obey some law or whatever, Lets say there was an oil slick at the intersection causing you to lose traction on what would otherwise be a normal and legal drive or perhaps you looked away and got distracted for a split second before it was too late to stop, you could have been spared the citation. Some states even limit liability when no personal injury has happened to just repair or replacement of the vehicle. Some states automatically require the Pizza shop to purchase and maintain insurance on all it's delivery drivers regardless of who owns the vehicle. The liability you didn't see was most likely already covered by the insurance.

      Now also, if the company pays the damages, the liability is gone. The injured are not entitled to twice the damages because two parties might be liable. They are entitled to just the legal damages however it can be collected. Most states hold the company liable for damages from actions of the employee. This is a legal concept known as Respondeat superior (let the master answer). However, if the company folds before paying the damages, you can be included in the liability from your actions. It just happens that you weren't needed to be in your scenario.

      Here are a few examples of where drivers- while driving company trucks, have been held personally liable for their actions. Not all of them are from America but it's a common thing around the world. Those are some pretty serious offenses where more then property damage happened. I know of two truck drivers in the US who were in accidents and one wasn't cited or sued or anything because it was someone else' fault. The other one ended up losing a lawsuit for over 2 million dollars and spent 18 months in jail because he was doing 20 MPH over the speed limit and someone died in the accident. Of course he doesn't have the 2.something million dollars, and his wife got the house several years before that.

    198. Re:Why do corporations have to be people? by Twylite · · Score: 1

      A fair point, although I thought it was clear that my "mutant commie traitor" comment was tongue-in-cheek. But even SMMEs are not necessarily sole proprietorships or partnerships -- a lot take advantage of incorporating to protect themselves from various threats, especially the hostile legal environment (read: frivolous lawsuits from dissatisfied customers).

      The real problem here is not the concept of corporate/legal personhood; it is that the enabling legislation for the FCC is weak (or inappropriate). The FCC is given the legal authority to investigate various complaints, to subpoena information relevant to its investigations, to make findings based on the investigations, and to recommend (in some cases enforce) a resolution or sanction. Unlike court records, the factual records created by the FCC are not necessarily public documents (that is, the law does not require them to be public). And that's where the problem lies -- the FCC does not operate under the same rules as the court system, but in some spheres it performs a role more typically associated with the courts.

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    199. Re:Why do corporations have to be people? by Mr.+Slippery · · Score: 1

      Ironically, your sig contains "You cannot wash away blood with blood."

      Yes, it does. I am opposed to revenge. I am not opposed to self-defense or to defense of the innocent, even if violence is required. There is nothing ironic here.

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    200. Re:Why do corporations have to be people? by divisionbyzero · · Score: 1

      How do you figure? It's ambiguous at the least. And, btw, who made you an expert on "the philosophy" on which this country was founded? There was no one philosophy and the fact that you think there was one makes your opinion suspect.

    201. Re:Why do corporations have to be people? by Razalhague · · Score: 1

      We let them punish normal people, so why not corporations? I fail to see the problem here.

    202. Re:Why do corporations have to be people? by plopez · · Score: 1

      Well then, are due corporations have the rights of citizens? Or registered aliens? Can they be illegal aliens?

      Churches are mutual benefit corporations, which are a slightly different beast because the membership is voluntary. Since employment is needed for economic survival, would religious harassment then become an issue etc?

      How would it be tested in court? Are equal employment laws unconstitutional?

      Good questions.

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    203. Re:Why do corporations have to be people? by owndao · · Score: 1

      While this "loophole" seems bad on the surface, maybe it isn't. If corporations are considered people, perhaps we can start locking them up/shutting them down when they are breaking the law... you know... just like everyone else.

      Surely that constitutes something cruel and unusual as corporate punishments go!

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    204. Re:Why do corporations have to be people? by skarphace · · Score: 1

      A lot of times, when you invest in a company, you have no idea of the harm it does until completely after it's happened. Do you seriously think people should lose their retirement, their homes, for actions they took no part in and no idea of or the illegality of until after the fact?

      Eh... it could be a good thing. Imagine if investors actually took part in the company and took time to research and understand what their investment is being used for. It would cripple our current system of stock markets, but it can be argued that it would be beneficial to society.

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    205. Re:Why do corporations have to be people? by plague3106 · · Score: 1

      I tend to think that one should not be able to be held indefinately, or searched without warrant, regardless of citizenship. That's what "being secure in one's persons and possessions" means, which is what the judge (incorrectly, IMO) says applies to corporations.

    206. Re:Why do corporations have to be people? by plague3106 · · Score: 1

      Who made you an expert to be able to claim I'm not? Yes, the founders were influenced by many philosphies, but the lions share of their influence came from Liberalism, and you can tell by studying their writings, which I have done, BTW.

    207. Re:Why do corporations have to be people? by sumdumass · · Score: 1

      It could be beneficial to society but I'm not completely sure it would be possible. For instance, I currently own shared of two mutual funds and an index fund. I would have to stay current on every company in the markets.

      And for a single company, when they have ten main offices around the world that each oversee 20 distinctly different types of operations, that's quite a bit of coverage I would need to get involved with on top of the 40-50 hour work week, time with the family and sleep and so on.

    208. Re:Why do corporations have to be people? by divisionbyzero · · Score: 1

      Congratulations. That makes two of us. I've read the philosophies and a fair amount of the writings of the founders. I still don't see how my opinion is "out of skew with the philosophy on which this country was founded."

    209. Re:Why do corporations have to be people? by Danse · · Score: 1

      Fines are a lousy motivator. Fines simply make sure corporations don't break the law for small sums of money. If the profit from foul play exceeds the punishment, then it's logical to play against the rules. Hell, if p > (1-c)f (where p = profit, c = chance of getting caught, and f = fine) then it still makes sense to do it if you're inclined to do a little gambling (and business people generally are).

      Yeah, and if you read the rest of my post, that's pretty much what I'm talking about. The fines need to be big enough to be an actual punishment if they're to be effective. They need to be determined based on the size and profitability of the company rather than just some flat fee or range. The difficulty of bringing the case needs to be factored in as well. Major additional fines should be added if the company makes any attempt to cover up the crime. These should be extremely harsh. That should at least make them think twice before attempting to cover up a crime and making it that much harder and more expensive for the taxpayers to bring suit against them.

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    210. Re:Why do corporations have to be people? by nomadic · · Score: 1

      Jail the stockholders.

      A large percentage of those will be corporations themselves, or trusts (like pension funds).

    211. Re:Why do corporations have to be people? by skarphace · · Score: 1

      And for a single company, when they have ten main offices around the world that each oversee 20 distinctly different types of operations, that's quite a bit of coverage I would need to get involved with on top of the 40-50 hour work week, time with the family and sleep and so on.

      That sounds kind of like a mutual company, where the shareholders are the employees. It's arguably one of the best setups we have out there.

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    212. Re:Why do corporations have to be people? by Jackie_Chan_Fan · · Score: 1

      You had to insult me didnt you?

      Now lets talk about what you said:

      What you said describes the very problem with the entire blind investment market we have now. When I invest in a company, I want to know exactly what it is doing. I want to know how its run, by whom, and their ideology.

      That would be a real investment. For example. If I have a friend who wants to start a business, and he asks me to invest. Now i know this guy has a good idea, but I also know he's been to jail once for fraud...

      Do I invest? probably not.

      What you're talking about is blind investment. You're talking about gambling for profits sake, rather than true profitability. You're talking about getting in, and getting out, regardless of the companies behaviors, or actual real performance ratings.

      I understand what you're saying... No one can tell what MAY happen. But investing in companies that do as they do now.... and we all know how they do business...

      It's simply profiting at the expense of whats right.

      Forgive me, I'm a bit old school I guess, or too idealistic in that I do beleive a company should exist to make profit, and benefit its workers and community.

      Investing in cut throat businesses just to make a profit seems... rather evil.

    213. Re:Why do corporations have to be people? by sumdumass · · Score: 1

      You had to insult me didnt you?

      If you considered that an insult, it tells more about yourself then I could say about you. It wasn't an insult, it was an observation based around your statement.

      What you said describes the very problem with the entire blind investment market we have now. When I invest in a company, I want to know exactly what it is doing. I want to know how its run, by whom, and their ideology.

      And again, you will not know if they are screwing something over until after it is found out and reported to you- if it ever does. You simply will not know about a company doing something wrong until after that wrong has happened.

      That would be a real investment. For example. If I have a friend who wants to start a business, and he asks me to invest. Now i know this guy has a good idea, but I also know he's been to jail once for fraud...

      Do I invest? probably not.

      Despite it being impossible to screen every single employee working at some company with the ability to make a decision, it's impracticle to expect someone to know everything about any company they are investing with. This cluelessness is why I said it was obvious your not an investor.

      What you're talking about is blind investment. You're talking about gambling for profits sake, rather than true profitability. You're talking about getting in, and getting out, regardless of the companies behaviors, or actual real performance ratings.

      No, not at all. I'm talking about investing period. Some people gamble on it, some do not. Most people look at a company's financial performance and determine if they are making money or not or capable of doing so in the future. Some people end up investing through mutual funds where someone else manages all the details.

      I understand what you're saying... No one can tell what MAY happen. But investing in companies that do as they do now.... and we all know how they do business...

      It's simply profiting at the expense of whats right.

      Not at all. There are laws and companies are required to follow the laws. What's right verses legal is a totally perverse view. The Christians don't think Abortions are right, should everyone stop investing in companies that might perform abortions or assist in some way by maybe manufacturing tools and supplies used in the procedures? If the laws need changed, then get them changed, however basing your assumptions on some right and wrong ideology is nothing more then person opinion and you have just as much legitimacy to find fault in someone else as some groups do when they shun premarital sex. In other words, Your claim is bogus until a law or rule of laws covers it. You have entirely unrealistic expectations.

      Forgive me, I'm a bit old school I guess, or too idealistic in that I do beleive a company should exist to make profit, and benefit its workers and community.

      I've seen nothing that suggest this isn't still true in business or that anyone is claiming otherwise. The problem is that it revolves around your opinion and the degree of benefit will differ to everyone.

      Investing in cut throat businesses just to make a profit seems... rather evil.

      Again with the subjective opinions. Ok, then do not invest in anything you see as evil. However, my investing in companies selling condoms to teens or whatever doesn't concern you at all. If a company breaks a law, it should pay. If it doesn't, then you have no basis for you complaint outside your own actions.

    214. Re:Why do corporations have to be people? by plague3106 · · Score: 1

      Because classic Liberalism is based on the idea that humans, as a part of their natural state, have rights. Rights exist, regardless of citizenship, or even whether or not we have any States in existence.

    215. Re:Why do corporations have to be people? by divisionbyzero · · Score: 1

      Sigh. There are rights and rights. There is nothing that says the rights that are entailed by being human and those that are entailed by being a citizen are identical.

      For example, the declaration of independence says:

      "We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness."

      This document however says nothing about a right to privacy.

      Where as the Constitution which enumerates our rights only applies to citizens and does talk about something that could interpreted as a right to privacy.

    216. Re:Why do corporations have to be people? by Jackie_Chan_Fan · · Score: 1

      You're right, my statements say more about myself, as do your statements say plenty about you.

      You seem to want things to stay the same.

      That cant happen.

    217. Re:Why do corporations have to be people? by plague3106 · · Score: 1

      Sigh. There are rights and rights. There is nothing that says the rights that are entailed by being human and those that are entailed by being a citizen are identical.

      You seem to fail at comprehension. But please point me to where Liberalism makes this distinction, because I have yet to see it.

      "We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness."

      This document however says nothing about a right to privacy.

      Rights are not granted by a piece of paper... which is exactly what that document says. Humans are "endowed by their Creator" with them. Also, please learn to fucking read "that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness." Clearly indicates there rights which they did not mention.

      Where as the Constitution which enumerates our rights only applies to citizens and does talk about something that could interpreted as a right to privacy.

      No, the Consitution enumerates what the US government CANNOT DO. Again, it doesn't grant rights, it restricts government to ensure rights are not violated. It also says we have other rights which are left to the people (amendments 9 & 10). Also note that it says the government CANNOT DO certain things, period. For example, the fifth amendment says "No person shall be ..." It says "person," not "citizen."

      Finally, if you actually DID read anything Jefferson wrote, you'd know nobody intended the bill of rights to be an enumeration of rights. Read his thoughts on the bill of rights in a letter between Jefferson and Maddison.

      http://www.beliefnet.com/resourcelib/docs/59/Letter_from_Thomas_Jefferson_to_James_Madison_1.html

      Oh, if you really want a right to privacy, much of it is defined in the fifth amendment as well.

    218. Re:Why do corporations have to be people? by sumdumass · · Score: 1

      The problem with changing things is that you cannot present a capable way things would be better. The reason why liability is limited to the amount invested or value of the company is because you have to trust people to do the required work. We have extremely rigorous and thorough screening for government jobs pertaining to national secrets and so on and even with those safe guards in place, we still have agents who work for the enemy or do illegal activities. Even if companies applied the type of screening to their employers which would lock out most of the country from employment, we still wouldn't have all the bad apples removed.

      That's the problem with companies. If you run them, you are responsible for your actions. If someone else makes a decision and screws the world over, you will not know until after the fact and are only responsible for your investment and possible for the lack of oversight. But when you high 200 managers to over see the lower levels of the company and it's one of them who does the deed, your still not finding out until after the fact. And this is even more exacerbated when you are just a silent investor who owns a few shares in their retirement accounts or something.

      I can understand you wanting change. I just do not think your willing to look at it realistically or want to understand how the current system works or why it is this way. Do you seriously want to loose your home, retirement, and about everything else because despite all the checking you did on the company before investing, some manager screws up and you do not find out until after the fact and a court gives a judgment 2 million times more then what the company is worth? I mean that is what you are asking for and you will not know until after the fact.

    219. Re:Why do corporations have to be people? by divisionbyzero · · Score: 1

      You're right. My bad.

  2. Hooray for lawyers and lobbiests! by InlawBiker · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Nice work. Just so you know, when the revolution comes you'll be first against the wall.

    1. Re:Hooray for lawyers and lobbiests! by HogGeek · · Score: 4, Insightful

      "VOTE FOR SMARTER CONGRESSPEOPLE"

      In order to vote for them, they need to actually run for the office...

    2. Re:Hooray for lawyers and lobbiests! by Volante3192 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      "VOTE FOR SMARTER CONGRESSPEOPLE"

      In order to vote for them, they need to actually run for the office...

      And before that they actually have to get nominated...

    3. Re:Hooray for lawyers and lobbiests! by Kuroji · · Score: 5, Funny

      And before that they actually have to exist.

    4. Re:Hooray for lawyers and lobbiests! by dbet · · Score: 3, Funny

      VOTE FOR SMARTER CONGRESSPEOPLE.

      Smart people are smart enough to avoid public service. Congress, jury duty, etc. Sad but true.

    5. Re:Hooray for lawyers and lobbiests! by isama · · Score: 1

      And usualy the smarter ones don't.

      Don't you love democracy?

    6. Re:Hooray for lawyers and lobbiests! by HogGeek · · Score: 1

      Apparently we have a different definition of "smart". If one was truly smart, they would realize the (social) benefit(s) of public office, jury duty,...

      I would postulate that most don't because of "selfish" issues in most cases, and possible history (e.g.; They have done something they don't want public, and it will be found).

      I believe, the only "fix" is to return "public service" back to actually being public - Abolish "Professional Politicians"

    7. Re:Hooray for lawyers and lobbiests! by HogGeek · · Score: 1

      I wanted to add:

      If you are not willing to participate in society, then you have no grounds to complain about it...

    8. Re:Hooray for lawyers and lobbiests! by WindowlessView · · Score: 1

      If you don't like it, VOTE FOR SMARTER CONGRESSPEOPLE.

      I can't be only one who is tired of this advice.

      At what point do people admit that they can push the button on the machine all they want but it won't make it actually DO anything? The mechanism is broken. At this point its only function is to pacify us and make us think we have some vestige of control when we know in our hearts that we have none. Voting has become the great national corporate Suggestion Box where people ask to be treated with respect, get raises, and find a better health care provider but 3 months later get a breathlessly excited memo about how all the great suggestions led to 5 beautiful new picnic tables in the quad.

      Power and money never concede anything until they are forced to do so. When the game is as rigged as the election process it not only allows them to do nothing but they laugh at how utterly gullible we are.

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    9. Re:Hooray for lawyers and lobbiests! by joocemann · · Score: 1

      Right... because all the lawyers in office (most popular profession of politicians), making laws, and doing nothing about the litigious bullshit that makes America look like an episode of Maury/Springer, and taking money from large lawyer-infested lobbies, using exploits of law to harass good people....

      wait a minute what the hell am I talking about? lawyers or politicians? both?! ah shit... I just can't tell them apart anymore.

      It's ok, though. I don't blame the oversupply of lawyers for the ugliness of their function; I blame the parents of the kids that became lawyers who told them to do so for lack of a better vision for their children. It seems the american dream has become GREED. Law pays, whether you do it right or you exploit it. We need a better common vision; something beyond self interest.

    10. Re:Hooray for lawyers and lobbiests! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So I have to continuously play disco music to hate it?

    11. Re:Hooray for lawyers and lobbiests! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If that is your analogy, please don't run for office

    12. Re:Hooray for lawyers and lobbiests! by JasterBobaMereel · · Score: 1

      Go and look at your congresspeople .... most of them trained as lawyers ....

      Obama - Harvard Law School
      Clinton - Yale Law School

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    13. Re:Hooray for lawyers and lobbiests! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Right, because - Abolish "Professional Politicians" - is an example of the genius intellect that will solve problems

    14. Re:Hooray for lawyers and lobbiests! by CDS · · Score: 1

      I would go further than that. It's not a case of "smart people avoid it" so much as "the people who run for office (especially at the national level) are running due to a desire for power -- and most likely will do anything to get it." Running for national-level office is HARD and PAINFUL. Skeletons are exposed, people lie about each other in order to win, any slight misstep or poorly-pronounced word will be magnified and repeated over and over. NOBODY goes through that without some underlying motivating factor: the power you get if you win the position. Power corrupts (and absolute power corrupts absolutely).

      Anybody who wants to go through that kind pain is so power-hungry that they should be the LAST person to actually hold that office.

    15. Re:Hooray for lawyers and lobbiests! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Plenty do, just not with a D or R in most cases.

    16. Re:Hooray for lawyers and lobbiests! by 517714 · · Score: 1

      Why don't you see how many congresspeople ARE lawyers?

      A web site for the ABA young lawyers division claims 36% of all Congressmen were lawyers before being elected. http://www.abanet.org/yld/chooselaw/trivia.shtml According to the Congressional Research Service 170 members of the House and 58 Senators have law degrees http://www.chacha.com/question/how-many-congressmen-and-senators-are-lawyers There are about 1.1 million active lawyers http://wiki.answers.com/Q/How_many_lawyers_are_in_the_US, or about 0.3% of the population. If we assume that number is half the trained lawyers, that is still a huge disproportionality.

      Since this is 60 to 120 times the national average there seems to be a good correlation to allow a generalized bashing of lawyers when one might more correctly aim their attacks on Congress.

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    17. Re:Hooray for lawyers and lobbiests! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And before that they actually have to be born.

      Congress people come from the pool of voters too.

      If the voters keep voting for the same bunch of people and no one else bothers to run, go figure.

    18. Re:Hooray for lawyers and lobbiests! by CannonballHead · · Score: 1

      I'll run. Vote for me. ;)

    19. Re:Hooray for lawyers and lobbiests! by WindowlessView · · Score: 1

      If you weren't so anxious to make a straw man out of me you could have surmised that we probably in general agree.

      Voting isn't enough. Working strictly from within a system that is already compromised won't work on its own. It may keep some lunatics out of office but it won't change things.

      Mass protests, 3rd parties, jury nullification, mass boycotts, organized labor, civil disobedience, etc., are required. Sorry, I just don't know how obvious that needs to be before people accept it. A wholly corporate two-party system is never going to undercut its interests until it is forced to do so.

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    20. Re:Hooray for lawyers and lobbiests! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bullshit...

      No doubt a low-life lawyer, aren't you?

      Most of the 'Congresspeople', as you put it, either are lawyers, or have a long list of lawyers on call to do their evil.

      We need fewer lawyers, not more.

      Shakespeare was indeed correct...:-) "The first thing we do is..." well, you know the rest, and no doubt lawyers squirm when they hear it.

    21. Re:Hooray for lawyers and lobbiests! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    22. Re:Hooray for lawyers and lobbiests! by mrrudge · · Score: 1

      Don't blame me, I voted CannonballHead !

    23. Re:Hooray for lawyers and lobbiests! by GospelHead821 · · Score: 1

      I would love to run for city council or state legislature. Less of a problem at the municipal level, but part of what holds me back is that I am not a professional politician. I won't say what people want to hear; I will tell the straight up truth. I don't have a background in law. I'm an engineer; I want to solve problems. I sincerely don't think that I could win against a dedicated career politician so I don't want to waste my money trying.

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    24. Re:Hooray for lawyers and lobbiests! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I knew someone would try to blame lawyers.

      Lawyers are people too. They have all the same reasoning faculties and societal responsibilities that others do. For this ruling to have gone this way, a long, long chain of lawyers, from the judge to the lawyers for both parties, all had to consciously choose to act like utter asshats.

      I can't imagine anything that could make me think that those involved in this decision, lawyers, don't bear responsibility for it.

    25. Re:Hooray for lawyers and lobbiests! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Smart people are smart enough to avoid public service. Congress, jury duty, etc. Sad but true.

      Congress ? Are you sure you're not mixing up smart and honest here ?

    26. Re:Hooray for lawyers and lobbiests! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Smart people avoid public service because they is more money, recognition, and power in going to work for a corporation.

      Are we running in circles ?

    27. Re:Hooray for lawyers and lobbiests! by vivaelamor · · Score: 1

      I seem to remember a HHGTTG theme that pretty much sums up that point, involving a guy who runs the universe from isolation without knowing hes doing it.

    28. Re:Hooray for lawyers and lobbiests! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hey, I'm smart! I exist! I'm even willing to run for office! But there's still something missing...

      Oh yeah, I don't have millions of dollars to campaign with...

      Guess you'll have to find someone else... :(

  3. "lobbiests"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "lobbiests"?

    Is that a word describing people who are the most lobbie?

    And is a Hooray some sort of energy weapon made out of the sound an owl makes? :)

    1. Re:"lobbiests"? by geminidomino · · Score: 1

      And is a Hooray some sort of energy weapon made out of the sound an owl makes? :)

      No, man. It's the eye beams that come out of U.S. Army soldiers when their power level goes OVER 9000!!!!!

  4. Murdering a corporation by the_raptor · · Score: 2, Interesting

    At the rate this idiocy is going it won't be long until directors of failed corporations get charged with manslaughter or murder....

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    1. Re:Murdering a corporation by tjstork · · Score: 4, Interesting

      At the rate this idiocy is going it won't be long until directors of failed corporations get charged with manslaughter or murder

      The way corporations are run, maybe they should.

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    2. Re:Murdering a corporation by iamhigh · · Score: 1

      At the rate this idiocy is going it won't be long until directors of failed corporations get charged with manslaughter or murder....

      Don't count on that... the main purpose of a corporation is to protect the shareholders and employees. And they have a lot of money, too.

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    3. Re:Murdering a corporation by bhima · · Score: 1

      I'd love to see public canings for malfeasance and misconduct.

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    4. Re:Murdering a corporation by maxume · · Score: 1

      Shame and embarrassment are meaningless punishments for arrogant sociopaths.

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    5. Re:Murdering a corporation by Trapick · · Score: 1

      Don't count on that... the main purpose of a corporation is to protect the shareholders and employees. And they have a lot of money, too.

      The purpose is to protect shareholders, but not employees. An employee that acts negligently can be tried for a crime.

    6. Re:Murdering a corporation by joocemann · · Score: 1

      At the rate this idiocy is going it won't be long until directors of failed corporations get charged with manslaughter or murder....

      That won't happen thanks to the duality of corporate personhood: corporations get the rights of the person yet no 'person' exists in the corporation to be held accountable.

      It is for lack of personal responsibility/accountability that corporations carry out wrongs with no regret.

      Remove personhood or establish responsibility and we'll see some good come out of it. I'd like to see a few CEOs held responsible for the evils they control. In reality, nothing in the US will change unless the people who are really in control of things are taught respect. By that I mean that a revolution against government will change very little, but a revolution against those in real control could change quite a lot. Imagine the impact of dozens of CEO kidnappings and killings. As violent as it may be, the change people seek will probably not be found by other means.

    7. Re:Murdering a corporation by jamstar7 · · Score: 1

      At the rate this idiocy is going it won't be long until directors of failed corporations get charged with manslaughter or murder

      The way corporations are run, maybe they should.

      Stockholders have been known to sue boards of directors for failure to ensure stockholder value. It's the reason why the shareholders voted in those boards to begin with. No amount of incorporation can protect a board when the stockholders come banging on the door with torches and pitchforks...

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    8. Re:Murdering a corporation by ckaminski · · Score: 1

      I don't know... public canings seem to work for Singapore.

    9. Re:Murdering a corporation by maxume · · Score: 1

      I didn't realize that citizens of Singapore tend to be arrogant sociopaths, the way that law breaking corporate executives tend do.

      Mostly, harsh punishments are no longer a strong disincentive to bad behavior, there are so many people that someone somewhere will decide to misbehave regardless of what happens to Joe in Illinois. I suppose if you do it plenty and make it a spectacle there would be some effect, but then you live in a shitty society anyway.

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    10. Re:Murdering a corporation by anaesthetica · · Score: 1

      Well now that they have a right to privacy, at least they'll be protected by Roe v. Wade in case they ever decide to abort an unwanted subsidiary rather than spin it off as an independent corporate person.

  5. Interpreting laws by the wording? by schwit1 · · Score: 1
    "The Third Circuit thought that the FCC's actions were contrary to what the law actually says".

    Can we do this for the Commerce Clause?

    1. Re:Interpreting laws by the wording? by denis-The-menace · · Score: 1

      You're going to have to elaborate for us non-lawyers.

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    2. Re:Interpreting laws by the wording? by b4dc0d3r · · Score: 3, Informative

      In theory, yes. The Legislative branch writes laws with no hints towards how they should be interpreted. The Executive branch arrests people or otherwise enforces those laws based on its own interpretation. The Judicial branch reviews and decides if the Executive's actions are correct based on the wording of the law.

      In practice, Judicial branch depends on prior decisions and sometimes other hints, as well as their own intelligence, when deciding what a law means.

      It makes sense that only lawyers should write legislation, because they would be familiar with the legalese (jargon which is relatively specific compared to its usage in ordinary contexts). In practice, any joker good at winning popularity contests can write a law, summarize it to their fellow lawmakers, and have it pass without much in the way of reviews.

      That's how bad laws get passed. That and a whole lot of other ways.

      The commerce clause has been the subject of a number of lawsuits, so there is a lot of prior case law which has to be considered. We basically painted ourselves into a corner at this point, and I believe it would take a major challenge to change anything, much more than an individual citizen with a legitimate complaint.

    3. Re:Interpreting laws by the wording? by NotBornYesterday · · Score: 2, Insightful

      IANAL, but to sum up, the Commerce Clause of the US Constitution grants the US government the power to regulate interstate and foreign commerce. In practice, it has been used to regulate things that go well beyond its original intent, such as non-navigable waterways and homegrown (non-commercial, intra-state) marijuana.

      In the words of Clarence Thomas, "If Congress can regulate this [homegrown marijuana] under the Commerce Clause, then it can regulate virtually anything - and the federal Government is no longer one of limited and enumerated powers."

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    4. Re:Interpreting laws by the wording? by frank_adrian314159 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Adrian's Law: Once you start using the musings of Clarence Thomas to justify your legal position, you have lost.

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    5. Re:Interpreting laws by the wording? by NotBornYesterday · · Score: 2, Funny

      Many may disagree with him , but I'm pretty sure he's got a point there.

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  6. Boy that's silly by tjstork · · Score: 1

    The obvious answer is that corporations as part of their activities would say that everything on their computers belongs to the people using them, and their employment is a purchase of some assets or IP back. Everything else, your emails, your non-contracted work product, etc, would be your personal property, and then corps would literally own nothing to produce in court, except a finished product and some bills.

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    1. Re:Boy that's silly by schon · · Score: 1

      Everything else, your emails, your non-contracted work product, etc, would be your personal property, and then corps would literally own nothing to produce in court

      So that way when you leave the company, you take all those "secrets" with you?

      How is this a bad thing again?

    2. Re:Boy that's silly by tjstork · · Score: 1

      So that way when you leave the company, you take all those "secrets" with you? How is this a bad thing again?

      I'm not exactly seeing this as a bad thing at all. The corporations become much harder to sue, nearly everyone on the planet gets their privacy back, and everybody wins, except for the lawyers, and that's even better.

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    3. Re:Boy that's silly by schon · · Score: 1

      I'm not exactly seeing this as a bad thing at all.

      Then why call it silly?

    4. Re:Boy that's silly by tjstork · · Score: 1

      Then why call it silly?

      Was calling the question of the topic silly, and offering up the correct alternative.

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  7. All the Rights; None of the Responsibility by the_mushroom_king · · Score: 0

    So corporations get all the right of an individual, but with nothing but monetary penalties when they do something criminal like poison the ground water. The jerks responsible just close up shop and start a new corporation and rinse repeat.

    1. Re:All the Rights; None of the Responsibility by Attila+Dimedici · · Score: 3, Informative

      So corporations get all the right of an individual, but with nothing but monetary penalties when they do something criminal like poison the ground water. The jerks responsible just close up shop and start a new corporation and rinse repeat.

      No, this ruling does not go that far. This ruling does not say that corporations get the same "personal privacy" protection as individuals in all cases, only in the way that the government responds to FOIA requests. This is not a bad ruling, it is a good ruling on a badly written law. The results of this ruling are bad, but the law was clearly written to say this. It was probably not written this way on purpose, but I wouldn't bet on that. Considering that legislators often don't even read laws that they introduce, it is possible that some staffer introduced this wording for exactly this purpose.
      However, I would expect that in this case the wording was introduced to serve some other purpose in the law (such as allowing corporations to file FOIA requests) without anybody noticing that it gave corporations unintended privacy protections.

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    2. Re:All the Rights; None of the Responsibility by Volante3192 · · Score: 1

      The results of this ruling are bad, but the law was clearly written to say this. It was probably not written this way on purpose, but I wouldn't bet on that. Considering that legislators often don't even read laws that they introduce, it is possible that some staffer introduced this wording for exactly this purpose.

      I dunno, given that there are aspects of corporations that require them to be treated as an individual (contracts, property ownership) they might have just picked up a generic definition from some other location to save time. (The old "never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity" defense.)

      The real problem is these laws don't get the full fine-tooth comb treatment until they get challenged at which point everyone comes out with magnifying glasses arguing that a smudge is a comma and vice versa. Unfortunatly, laws are a numbers game for politicians rather than something that should be considered their legacy: "I've introduced XXX bills!" Yeah, but how many were actually good?

    3. Re:All the Rights; None of the Responsibility by Dog-Cow · · Score: 1

      When writing laws that affect a nation of 300 million people, stupidity is malice.

    4. Re:All the Rights; None of the Responsibility by Attila+Dimedici · · Score: 1

      The results of this ruling are bad, but the law was clearly written to say this. It was probably not written this way on purpose, but I wouldn't bet on that. Considering that legislators often don't even read laws that they introduce, it is possible that some staffer introduced this wording for exactly this purpose.

      I dunno, given that there are aspects of corporations that require them to be treated as an individual (contracts, property ownership) they might have just picked up a generic definition from some other location to save time. (The old "never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity" defense.)

      The real problem is these laws don't get the full fine-tooth comb treatment until they get challenged at which point everyone comes out with magnifying glasses arguing that a smudge is a comma and vice versa.

      Actually that is what I said, that this law was probably not written on purpose to generate this court ruling, but that I wasn't entirely willing to give them the benefit of the doubt.
      I do agree with you as to the real problem with many laws. Actually, that gives me an idea for a great group for someone to start. This group would go through every law that is passed by Congress and look for language that is either blatantly bad or that doesn't match up with the expressed purpose of the law. It would be important that this group have no other political agenda than informing the public as to whether the laws passed by Congress are what Congress says they are.

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  8. Public Company has expectation of Privacy? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why should a Publicly Traded Company have any expectation of privacy?
    And saying that Corporations in general are entitled to the same privacy protections as individuals seems really silly to me.

    1. Re:Public Company has expectation of Privacy? by jamstar7 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Why should a Publicly Traded Company have any expectation of privacy?

      Good point. Except for the details of trade secrets (KFC's "11 secret herbs & spices", for instance), they shouldn't.

      Notice I said trade secrets, not copyrights. Copyrights need dissolving after a certain amount of time. Somebody unfreeze Walt and tell him this, the old fascist...

      And saying that Corporations in general are entitled to the same privacy protections as individuals seems really silly to me.

      Except that individuals seem to have no expectation of privacy, so in effect, this would give corporations more rights than individuals. This trend keeps up, I'm gonna have to incorporate myself in order to get comparable rights and privileges of 'other' corporations...


      That's still legal, isn't it???

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  10. Re:Great legal minds by conureman · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I, for one, believe it is time for lesser minds to have some influence on the laws which are inflicted upon them.

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  11. Re:Great legal minds by BadAnalogyGuy · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Well, those lesser minds have voted in one of their own.

    We'll see how well it goes.

  12. bankrupt murder? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So does this mean that if a corporation goes bankrupt the CEO can be brought up on murder charges?

  13. Problem easily resolved by brian0918 · · Score: 1

    This can easily be resolved by acknowledging that there is no right to privacy.

    1. Re:Problem easily resolved by Joe+U · · Score: 1

      Privacy is an unalienable right.

      Corporations, however, are not, therefore, we can do what we want to them.

    2. Re:Problem easily resolved by Volante3192 · · Score: 1

      No problem. Now, these electricians are going to be installing webcams into your house now so we can monitor your daily life a la The Truman Show.

      (Not sure if you're trolling or just going for brevity...but if it's the latter, I do believe some qualifiers need to be added.)

    3. Re:Problem easily resolved by maxume · · Score: 1

      Except for the 300 million of us who do not think that would be easy.

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    4. Re:Problem easily resolved by DM9290 · · Score: 1

      This can easily be resolved by acknowledging that there is no right to privacy.

      yeah but there is.

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    5. Re:Problem easily resolved by CannonballHead · · Score: 1

      an abstract idea of that which is due to a person or governmental body by law or tradition or nature;

      ... who gives this "unalienable" right to privacy? (or, for that matter, any of our rights...)

    6. Re:Problem easily resolved by brian0918 · · Score: 1

      Privacy is an unalienable right.

      No, it is not. Such a "right" - if it were one - would invariably violate actual inalienable rights.

    7. Re:Problem easily resolved by Joe+U · · Score: 1

      "We hold these Truths to be self-evident, that all Men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness." -Thomas Jefferson, et al, The United States Declaration of Independence

      Everyone gets to figure out the creator part themselves, the rest is the underlying basis of the United States.

      Note the term "among these", you'll see a repeat of that in the 9th amendment of the constitution.

    8. Re:Problem easily resolved by brian0918 · · Score: 1

      yeah but there is.

      There could not be, as such a right would invariably violate other, actual rights by forcing people to do with their knowledge other than they please outside of any contractual obligations.

    9. Re:Problem easily resolved by Joe+U · · Score: 1

      Of course it is, you have no business into my private life unless I either permit you access to the information or I violate the law.

    10. Re:Problem easily resolved by Joe+U · · Score: 1

      That's pretty poorly worded, can you give an example on how retaining my privacy could violate other rights? Remember, privacy doesn't apply if I commit a crime.

      (This is slashdot, use a car in your example if possible)

    11. Re:Problem easily resolved by brian0918 · · Score: 1

      Now, these electricians are going to be installing webcams into your house now so we can monitor your daily life a la The Truman Show.

      Except there is the right to property, and those electricians are violating that right.

    12. Re:Problem easily resolved by brian0918 · · Score: 1

      Of course it is, you have no business into my private life unless I either permit you access to the information or I violate the law.

      You seem to misunderstand me. There are obviously rights to life, property, pursuit of happiness. If I were to come into your home, that would violate rights. If I were to sit outside, off your property, and watch you with binoculars, that would not violate rights. To stop me from doing the latter would necessarily violate rights.

    13. Re:Problem easily resolved by Joe+U · · Score: 1

      If I were to come into your home, that would violate rights. If I were to sit outside, off your property, and watch you with binoculars, that would not violate rights. To stop me from doing the latter would necessarily violate rights.

      It depends, are you looking into a place where I can expect privacy?

      If so, then sorry, that's not protected. You don't get to peek into my shower from 100 yards away because you have a good binocular set.

      If I'm standing on my lawn, at my door, in my yard, etc.. then I don't have any expectations of privacy.

    14. Re:Problem easily resolved by brian0918 · · Score: 1

      That's pretty poorly worded

      Actually, it's pretty specifically worded to be correct. If I have a contract with you, and in the contract I demand my information be kept secret, and you start spreading my information, you've broken the contract and I can take you to court.

      If however that is not specified in the contract, you can freely spread my information, and you should be free to. But if I then tried to force you to keep my information secret (even if I got the help of the cops or government) - that would violate your rights. It wasn't in the contract, so it wasn't a precondition to our trade, so fraud wasn't committed, so no rights were violated by you in spreading my information.

      It would probably be dumb of you to do that though, as you would ultimately lose business due to bad publicity, but making such decisions, whether they help or harm your business, is your right to do.

    15. Re:Problem easily resolved by brian0918 · · Score: 1

      It depends, are you looking into a place where I can expect privacy?

      It doesn't depend. You don't own or have any right to the light that leaves your property.

      You don't get to peek into my shower from 100 yards away because you have a good binocular set.

      How is that possible unless you are dumb enough to have a huge window in your shower? Rights don't exist out of convenience, or to protect people from bad decisions. They protect people from force.

    16. Re:Problem easily resolved by Volante3192 · · Score: 1

      Oh I'm sure we can work around that then.

      How about a surveliance net? Anyone in or out is watched. Thermal cameras. Cameras aimed in your windows from public vantage points. Electrical sniffers on your data lines.

      More than one way to invade your privacy.

    17. Re:Problem easily resolved by Joe+U · · Score: 1

      It doesn't depend. You don't own or have any right to the light that leaves your property.

      Of course it depends, its called a reasonable expectation of privacy.

      For example:
      You don't get to climb a tree across the street and peek in my third floor window.
      You don't get to aim an IR camera at my house to determine what I'm doing.

    18. Re:Problem easily resolved by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In legal and politcal theory, the right to privacy referred to as an implied right. It is necessary for an individual to exercise other constitutionally-protected rights.

      This has been confirmed over and over by the judiciary in the United States.

    19. Re:Problem easily resolved by gmhowell · · Score: 1

      Note the term "among these", you'll see a repeat of that in the 9th amendment of the constitution.

      I was thinking this same thing as I followed the thread. I notice that there is no response to this point from the GP.

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    20. Re:Problem easily resolved by Joe+U · · Score: 1

      Arguments here never end with 'hmm, I think you proved me wrong'.

      Now, that would be a neat feature, admit resolution of a debate or lose karma.

    21. Re:Problem easily resolved by CannonballHead · · Score: 1

      Well, I'm glad there's at least one other person on Slashdot that is ok with Jefferson's [albeit Deistic] text.

      I asked the question only because it seems most people like to claim rights, but don't like admitting that in order to have a right "given" to them, there has to be someone in authority over them that is "giving" these rights. Otherwise it's not a "right." Nor a privilege, which is also something that is "given" ...

    22. Re:Problem easily resolved by Joe+U · · Score: 1

      I'm perfectly happy with Jefferson's text.

      People can decide if their creator is thier god, natural science, parents, the flying spaghetti monster, the universe, whatever.

      However, the rights are endowed, not given or granted, there's a small difference.

      Websters defines endowed as to provide with something freely or naturally .

      The key word here is naturally, which means your rights are yours as part of being human.

      You can interpret how nature was created any way you want to, but it doesn't necessarily mean that there's someone in authority giving rights.

  14. Corporations are not people! by foo+fighter · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Corporations are not people! They are not endowed by their creators with certain unalienable rights! They have no freedom of speech! The have to right to privacy! God damn corporatists, literally!

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    1. Re:Corporations are not people! by moose_hp · · Score: 2, Funny

      Corporations are not people! [...]

      But just like Soylent green, they are made of people!

      Sorry, couldn't resist the joke.

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    2. Re:Corporations are not people! by MickyTheIdiot · · Score: 2, Insightful

      But because of the Limited Liability nature of corporate structure they don't act like persons even if they are made of people.

      If you don't limit the rights of corporations (and I mean LIMIT not ELIMINATE) they essentially have more rights than persons do.

    3. Re:Corporations are not people! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sadly, the Supreme Court thought otherwise many years ago. Thus, we are where we're at now.

      It's an interesting mental exercise to imagine where the U.S. might be, for better and worse, if Corporations DIDN'T have some of the same right that individuals have.

      There's a bit or irony in knowing the 'Personal Privacy' of a Corporation, very likely contains YOUR personal information as well.

      Once again, we are being protected from ourselves, on behalf of ourselves, in the name of ourselves.

    4. Re:Corporations are not people! by gmhowell · · Score: 1

      They are not endowed by their creators with certain unalienable rights!

      Wrong. They were created by the courts, and the courts granted them unalienable rights.

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  15. Re:Great legal minds by conureman · · Score: 0, Troll

    Sorry, Ralph Nader didn't win. Nice try, Analogy Guy.

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  16. I agree so much by siriuskase · · Score: 1

    I get so tired of hearing about who corporation XXX screwed today. Give them some privacy with their sex lives. I don't even want to imagine what Microsoft and Apple do when alone together.

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  17. The Rational Libertarian answers you: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Corporations need to be treated like people because there is almost no other way to hold up the ideals of a free market. The constitution was designed to protect the freedoms of individuals, but before corporations were treated as people, they could be undermined simply by using the protections of the constitution against them. By treating corporations as people, we eliminate that loophole to ensure that corporations are able to sell their products with as little regulation and oversight as possible. This is how it should be, folks.

    1. Re:The Rational Libertarian answers you: by Omestes · · Score: 1

      "The constitution was designed to protect the freedoms of individuals," and "before corporations were treated as people, they could be undermined simply by using the protections of the constitution against them." contradict each other. So individuals exercising and protecting their Constitutional rights hurt non-individuals, so the answer was to redefine individuals. So basically it was handwaving (actually a clerical error) that did nothing to change behaviors.

      I find this strange... People exercising their constitutional rights were hurting the free market, therefore we need to redefine person so we can avoid this. Personally I think individual rights come above some mythical, and abstract, free market.

        By treating corporations as people, we eliminate that loophole to ensure that corporations are able to sell their products with as little regulation and oversight as possible. This is how it should be, folks.

      I don't see this. Why the hell should corporations have the right to speech, privacy, and soon political speech (as if a corporation could have an opinion)? I can see the argument of not regulating them (I don't agree, but there is room for debate), but I can't see considering a fictitious entity to have the same rights that I do.

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  18. Good. by John+Hasler · · Score: 2, Interesting

    The government should not have the right to publish private information that they have seized just because it does not pertain to a natural person. What if they seize your customer records in the course of an investigation of one of your customers? Should your competitors be able to see those records just because you took the sensible precaution of incorporating your business?

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  19. Voting and jailing by pmontra · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Corporations might have a right to corporate privacy but not to personal privacy.

    If they are people give them a right to vote. I mean by pencil, not by money ;-)
    And jail them if they do something wrong and make them stop operating until they get out. Would they accept?

  20. That doesn't answer the question by danaris · · Score: 1

    That's rhetoric and ideology, not legal reasoning.

    Why can there not be legal language giving corporations a specific set of rights necessary to act as corporations must and should, yet not defining them as people?

    Dan Aris

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  21. They aren't people, and here is why by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative
  22. Jury duty? by danaris · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I consider myself reasonably smart, and I wouldn't mind serving on a jury.

    Only problem is, from everything I've seen and heard, my intelligence, basic working knowledge of the legal system, inquisitive mind, and sense of justice would result in me getting removed in the first round of jury selection.

    Dan Aris

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    1. Re:Jury duty? by Jaysyn · · Score: 1

      Same here. But, if I ever get called I'm going to play dumb & see if I can get on anyhow. DEITY$ help them if they are prosecuting a non-violent drug user, cause I will hang that jury so fast it will make their heads spin.

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    2. Re:Jury duty? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Better than me, both times I was selected the cases were either rescheduled, bargained sway before teaching the "in court" part, or someone didn't show up and the trial was called off.

    3. Re:Jury duty? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bullshit. None of those things were tested for any of the times I went for jury duty.

      Sounds like you've never been called.

  23. not thanks to 3rd Circuit by corbettw · · Score: 1

    After reading through the decision and the relevant law, I feel confident in stating that the 3rd Circuit did not just "invent" a right to personal privacy for corporations: it appears that right is codified in law, at least as regards the Freedom of Information Act. This is not a big deal, since all that means is that Federal agencies can't publish private data about corporations, which they don't really need to do perform their regulatory functions.

    The real question is, what is private about a publicly traded company? Sensitive personal information is normally limited to things like birthdates, Social Security numbers/Tax ID numbers, mother's maiden name, and other identifying bits of information. In this case, it would be proper for the TIN of a corporation to be kept private, since someone could use that to take out credit in the name of the corporation, just like ID theft of individuals. Any other information that can be used in that way should also be protected. Whether the data that AT&T was trying to protect counts as protected remains to be seen, the FCC will still have to rule on that.

    Disclosure: I work for AT&T, though not in any department or division relevant to this case.

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  24. Section F... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Section F of the linked statute seems to already make exemptions (subsection b) for certain information, including:

    (6) personnel and medical files and similar files the disclosure of which would constitute a clearly unwarranted invasion of personal privacy;

    Given that the meaning of "personal privacy" here can in no way be construed as pertaining to a corporate person, which has no construable medical information or personnel data pertaining to it, or similar files, how can the court possibly interpret the phrase to include them in another section? The law must be read as to have consistent meaning of terminology for it to be coherent and enforceable. The court has made a grievous error in judgment, and this should be quashed on appeal.

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  26. Voting in the US by hellfire · · Score: 1

    People vote for smarter representatives all the time... they are called Europeans.

    In the US, our system is so corrupt from top to bottom. There's too much corporate money involved in elections and campaigns, and their are too many stupid Americans who vote based on things like abortion, banning gay marriage, being able to have prayer in schools, keeping guns unrestricted, and eliminating the IRS. They've been brainwashed to think that God will just make everything okay if they make sure all the "dirty sinful liberals" can't actually pass laws like economic and health reform. There is no logical discourse in our country any more as it's drowned out by illogical screaming, and that screaming is backed by corporate money because corporations don't like democracy. How can we vote smarter politicians into office when the ten idiots around you are voting for the idiot?

    Yes I know European politicians aren't perfect but our idiots make their idiots pale in comparison in sheer ineptitude and corruption.

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  27. I dont care by YouDoNotWantToKnow · · Score: 1

    As long as my robot has the same right!

  28. This is Very Bad by DaMattster · · Score: 1

    This deals a significant blow to consumer rights and makes it very difficult to regulate and watch dog corporations. I guess we have GOP judge. This ruling should again be appealed to be heard by a higher authority.

    1. Re:This is Very Bad by jnaujok · · Score: 1

      I guess we have GOP judge.

      Sorry, Third Circus is 6-6 Republican vs. Democrat nominees. And it has two vacancies being filled by Obama, that will make it 8-6 in favor of left-leaning judges. And that ignores the fact that the last judge appointed by GWB was one of the ones that had to get through the "Gang of 14" compromise that seated a *lot* of left-leaning judges. The court also has a seat that's been empty since 2006 (seat 4).

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    2. Re:This is Very Bad by jnaujok · · Score: 1

      In fact, I just went back and checked, and the ruling came from one GWB judge and two Clinton Appointees in panel review. So you have a "liberal majority" on the panel that decided this. Now, will you be man enough to retract your statement?

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  29. Positive Feedback Loops Considered Harmful by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 2, Insightful

    the corporations are now in control of our government, our institutions and our resources. They have all this power but no real responsibility behind it.

    Yes, but it's worse than that - corporations are extensions of government. Only the government grant of existence, immunity, and immortality enables a corporation. Without government, we just have partnerships.

    So, you have tentacles of government controlling government, especially regarding how those tentacles are operated, but with massive bleed-over into anything that could negatively impact those tentacles (at the citizens' expense). This is a classic positive feedback loop. Our system of government was designed with checks and balances - explicit negative feedback loops to prevent this kind of anti-human power center from forming (one could argue the design has some bugs).

    The trick is, un-doing Santa Clara is big thread to tug on, and *lots* of things unravel when you do so. I'd argue it's necessary, but the government, errr, I mean corporations (or do I?) will fight it tooth and nail.

    Yet the power derives from the consent of the people - we just need to step up and exert the power we have. Hey, what's on TV tonight?

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  30. Hypocrisy by billybob_jcv · · Score: 1

    What incredible hypocrisy! An employee working for a corporation has NO expectation of privacy - they can be fired for sending emails to coworkers, using facebook on a company computer, or many other activities, but that same corporation can then turn around and claim privacy when the Federal government wants to investigate their actions? That is complete BS. We, as a people, need to rise up and demand our basic right to live as more than mindless corporate drones! Big brother *is* watching, and his title is CEO...

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  32. Rights by Dyinobal · · Score: 1

    Seems to be Corporations have more rights than people now, not to mention an army of lawyers to defend them. It's sort of depressing.

  33. This impacts FOIA exemptions and nothing else by Tobor+the+Eighth+Man · · Score: 1

    As is so often the case, the headline is misleading. This is not an issue with the rights and legal definitions of a corporation, but the specific structure and definitions of the Freedom of Information Act. I don't see how it could impact the general issue of the rights of a corporation, because the FOIA has nothing to do with creating or altering those rights; it merely happened to define the exemption in such a way that a corporation qualified. This is an FOIA issue, not a broader corporate law issue.

    And I strongly suspect any attempt to use this as a precedent for unrelated 'rights of corporations' issues would get shot down; it's a very specific case dealing with a specific provision of a specific law.

  34. It's time by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Burn it to the ground.

    PS: Good job with the login system, idiots.

  35. Not going to happen by commodoresloat · · Score: 2, Interesting

    To get there, you need an act of Congress, whose members are highly susceptible to lobbying by corporations. This has to be addressed by the Supreme Court, the same body who screwed this up a century ago. Thanks to Obama's recent appointment to the Court, this question is actually being raised, and there's at least one other Justice inclined to agree with her. Of course, they're still in the minority but it's unclear how the rest of them think, and even a strong minority opinion on this issue could be helpful in eventual change on this very important question.

    1. Re:Not going to happen by commodore64_love · · Score: 2, Informative

      Or you could just have the 50 State governors meet together, propose the amendment, and then submit it to their state legislatures for ratification. You can bypass the Congress completely.

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    2. Re:Not going to happen by commodoresloat · · Score: 1

      Oh yes, sounds very simple. After all, governors are totally immune to pressure from corporations. I'm sure my state governor - the terminator - will be all over this. Will yours?

    3. Re:Not going to happen by theaveng · · Score: 1

      Then bypass the governors and just submit the amendment directly to the 50 state legislatures for ratification. The 1776 Articles of Confederation were created in direct opposition to the sitting governors. The people simply went "around" the governors and did it anyway.

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    4. Re:Not going to happen by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There weren't anywhere 50 legislatures back in 1776, things are a leeeetle bit more complicated now.

  36. Maybe some good will come of this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    With this, hopefully more corporate fiendly senators and congressmen will feel the need to strengthen the privacy of normal US citizens. Maybe it is time for a Privacy Amendment to the constitution.

  37. Free speech for corporations? by rimugu · · Score: 1

    Free speech for corporations? Either that is not true, or is just for profit corporations.
    The government (in the USA anyway) has a long story of trying to shut down non for profit corporations that dare to say that a certain candidate is no good.

  38. Get off your high horse by mrbrown1602 · · Score: 1

    Most U.S. corporations are not multi-million dollar Fortune 500 corporations - it is apparent to me, based on many of the comments here, that many of you have this ignorant perception that they are. Well, it doesn't help that the defendant in this case is the big bad death star - AT&T.

    The fact is, about 98% of the corporations in the United States are closely held corporations - this simply means there's no public market readily available to sell those shares, and in all likelihood, the shares are closely held by a few people, sometimes just one person. In most instances, they're small, family owned businesses, though there are some very successful closely held corporations (e.g. Mars, Inc. - the candy maker).

    1. Re:Get off your high horse by Jackie_Chan_Fan · · Score: 1

      Give me a break.

      This is a silly argument used by those looking for sympathy. Yes there are small businesses, but whens the last time you really saw a mom and pop business?

      I'm sure your town looks just like my town. A Walmart, Mcdonalds, Homedepot, Burger King, Taco Bell, Target, Cosco, Sears, Wendys, Pizza Hut, KFC, Subway, Gamestop, AT&T, Verizon, Comcast, Cablevision, Sprint, etc etc etc

      Every town is the same now in America because they're owned and populated by giant corporations.

      The small business owners are out there, but they're not the ones that ruin our lives. They instead are forced to play a game, that is dictated by the giant corporations that bribe our representatives unfairly.

      Frankly its treason.

      Do not confuse, small business corporations with those that own our nation through lobbyists who write laws for government officials they pay... to pass them for their benefit.

      America is dead, we just keep making up excuses for it because we love bleeding it dry of wealth for profit.

      The little guy just dreams of being the next big guy, so he doesnt do anything to stop it.

  39. You are mistaken by maxfresh · · Score: 1

    Your entire premise is incorrect. In the USA, at least, the sole purpose of a corporation is to provide limited *financial* liability to its *shareholders*; limiting their financial liability to the amount that they invested in the corporation's stock. The officers and directors of a corporation certainly can be, and have been, held both criminally and civilly liable for their own wrongdoing, and for corporate wrongdoing that they either directed in advance, or ratified after the fact. Nowhere in the US concept of corporations does the idea of "...to AVOID personal responsibility" appear.

    1. Re:You are mistaken by rocker_wannabe · · Score: 1

      I'm afraid YOU are the one that is incorrect. Not because you are technically incorrect but because a corporation can BUY it's way out of any prosecution. If an individual, even a member of a corporation, breaks the law they are potentially open criminal and/or civil prosecution but at the corporate level this only happens in the most egregious violations because money makes these things go away.

      This occurs quite often for environment violations. It might feel good to put someone in jail but it doesn't make the violation go away. If the company can pay to fix the problem, or at least greatly ameliorate it, then criminal prosecution never takes place. In this way, people use a corporation to evade personal responsibility since the money didn't come out of their pocket.

      Also, in corporations, as in government, there are a multitude of people involved in most activities. Since it's hard to prove what someone ACTUALLY knew at the time of the decision, there can be plausible deniability. You may ended up prosecuting someone dumb enough to do something illegal because their job depended on it but you probably won't reach the person that orchestrated the whole thing.

      So don't be naive and think that just because we have laws, that everyone is prosecuted equally under the law

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  40. I want to become a corporation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Seriously... I could see only advantages being incorporated over being a simple human being.

  41. Majority vs. minority shareholders by Estanislao+Mart�nez · · Score: 1

    Corporations do not care one whit for the shareholders. This is a gross misconception I see repeated here often. "Corporations", this is: the Board of Directors, only cares about increasing the wealth of the Board of Directors. Most shareholders have little or no say in what the corporation does, thanks to the invention of non-voting stock.

    The board of directors, of course, are shareholders, and normally some of the very biggest ones. It's not rare for the board to collectively hold a controlling share of a corporation, even without recourse to tricks like share classes with limited voting rights. So saying that corporations don't care about shareholders isn't the most insightful way of putting it; it's more like majority shareholders have interests that are different from minority shareholders.

    One example: if you're a majority shareholder, you almost automatically welcome the company's an acquisition of another business (as long as it's at the right price), because it diversifies the income streams to your corporation and thus reduces the risk of the stock that makes up the vast majority of your wealth. A minority shareholder, on the other hand, can simply buy another stock to add to his portfolio, so an acquisition only makes sense if the combined business is more efficient than the pieces held separately.

    1. Re:Majority vs. minority shareholders by yuhong · · Score: 1

      Well, "shareholder value" and "agency theory" are another mess altogether, but IMO they are horrible ideas.

  42. What mistake? by dkleinsc · · Score: 1

    FOIA makes the mistake of broadly defining 'person' to include legal entities, like corporations.

    Who the heck ever said this was done by mistake? Equally likely was some lobbyist convincing the author that the change was innocuous enough.

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  43. ironic? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Does no one else find it ironic that effectively the _only_ entities with a right to privacy are the corporations which help the government spy on the rest of us?

  44. bullshit by shentino · · Score: 1

    If a legal person, corporation or not, is suspected of breaking the law, they can and should be served with a subpoena/warrant just like us flesh and blood schmucks.

  45. Overide the judicial branch by proslack · · Score: 1

    A Constitutional amendment declaring that corporations are legally not individuals is long overdue.

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  46. The Rational Libertarian Responds by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That's rhetoric and ideology, not legal reasoning.

    My "rhetoric and ideology" is based on decades of rational thought and experience. I know you statists hate to admit it, but the free market is PROVEN to be the only rational way of running a society. So please stop trying to change the subject and start educating yourself.

  47. Who's changing the subject? by danaris · · Score: 1

    That's rhetoric and ideology, not legal reasoning.

    My "rhetoric and ideology" is based on decades of rational thought and experience. I know you statists hate to admit it, but the free market is PROVEN to be the only rational way of running a society. So please stop trying to change the subject and start educating yourself.

    Pot, meet kettle.

    I asked a simple question, the answer to which would have been some concrete facts about specific rights, duties, etc. You responded with standard libertarian ideology.

    I didn't say that you were wrong. Whether or not your ideology is correct is irrelevant to this. I just said that you didn't answer the question, which you didn't.

    And then you accuse me of trying to change the subject and link to Ayn Rand in the same breath?

    You're either a towering hypocrite or a troll.

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  48. Its all Bull by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Legal entities are not persons. Corporations are not persons. The law that says so is moronic and stupid. If corporations are persons, then they are sociopathic, and should be locked up away from mainstream society. Seriously. The law should be finally struck and not revisited.

  49. Why wouldn't they have such a right? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A corporate body is a body of individuals. Those individuals have the rights of individuals, including expectations of privacy. An individual's expectation of privacy extends to his or her business affairs. Why should collaboration with other individuals cause you to lose those rights? If corporations don't have an expectation of privacy, what about partnerships? What about households? I don't see how this right can be consistently denied to corporations.

  50. Computers is people too... by Shard.Oglass666 · · Score: 0

    I think my computer should be given people status as well. After all, it gobbles energy all day long, it can see me with its eye, it can hear me when I speak, it is warm on the inside, and it makes disagreeable noises when I press its buttons. Oh, and spews out crap constantly!...Thats a people if you ask me.

  51. No "intention of a law" rule in US courts? by Hurricane78 · · Score: 1

    As far an I know, German courts know a rule, that what is most important, is not the exact wording of something, but the intention behind it. So in this case, it would be obvious, that the personal privacy thing was meant for real people only, and the whole thing would be over.

    Is there no such concept in US courts? Or has someone used another loophole to get around that? Can a court still stop that "corporations as real persons" thing?

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  52. Very interesting case by Tybalt_Capulet · · Score: 1

    Honestly I'm not sure who I want to win.

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