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Marge Simpson Poses For Playboy
caffiend666 writes "'Marge Simpson is posing for Playboy . The magazine is giving the star of The Simpsons the star treatment, complete with a data sheet, an interview and a 2-page centerfold. 'We knew that this would really appeal to the 20-something crowd,' said Playboy spokeswoman Theresa Hennessey. Playboy even convinced 7-Eleven to carry the magazine in its 1,200 corporate-owned stores, something the company has only done once before in more than 20 years." Worst issue ever!
Come on, they're TWINS.
All of Hefner's girlfriends begin dying their hair blue.
At least they're not into furries. *shudder*
Alexander Peter Kristopeit bought his basement from his mommy for one dollar.
No, actually, wait. In retrospect, let's not. I don't think there ARE goggles that can do something for that.
If it's for-profit but free, you're not the customer -- you're the product (e.g., the Slashdot Beta's "audience").
I'm certain that this will convince all the 20-somethings out there who've been weaned on free internet hardcore to subscribe to Playboy.
Every year during my review, I just pray the words "slashdot.org" aren't mentioned.
At least we won't have to debate whether or not the rack is real, so I can sleep easy for once.
Oh internet... Is there nothing you won't show naked?
I'm trying to teach myself to set people on fire with my mind... Is it hot in here?
and do her blue pubes stand up at ridiculous heights in a mock phallus?
intellectual property law is philosophically incoherent. it is your moral duty to ignore it or sabotage it
I just want to see if she's a natural bluehead.
Playgirl announces plans to feature Homer. When asked what prompted him to do the photo shoot, Homer said he needed the d'oh.
don't have a cow man
This is the first time I've wanted to get a Playboy since I was 12.
In the land of the blind, the one-eyed man is kinky.
And all this comes after the sexism article. So much for denial.
Marge has a really hot body! I really want to see her naked. The same goes for Lois Griffith! Quagmire does have great taste in cartoon chicks!
It's NOT me! It's the meds! I'm on 1000mg of Fukitol.
Eat my shorts
But lack of depth perception is what i look for in a lady!
IranAir Flight 655 never forget!
But what about the articles?!
I'd go with Betty. But I'd be thinking about Wilma.
It's all fun and games until a 200' robot dinosaur shows up and trashes Neo-Tokyo... Again
Ten years ago, I'd agree. Now...eh. Just call me when Leela does a spread.
It's a misquote. It's supposed to be "You sir are and idiot."
Or some hot Leela on Amy action. Ooh, that's so Wong.
Heidi Montag?
Best. Story. Placement. Ever.
There is a war going on for your mind.
I'd still rather see Lois than Marge.
Why is it so hard to only have politicians for a few years, then have them go away?
Show me the blue!
"The average reporter we talk to is 27 years old......They literally know nothing." - Ben Rhodes
Well, Randy Marsh from South Park said it best:
"Once you jack off to Japanese girls puking in each other's mouths, you can't exactly go back to Playboy."
The Internet's answer to TFA would be: OH BTW: Pix or it didn't happen! KTHXBAI
Any sufficiently advanced intelligence is indistinguishable from stupidity.
We're not actually seeing Marge Simpson naked, we're seeing Matt Groening's VISION of Marge Simpson naked. Not sure I want to be that deep into his fantasies...
I hate being bipolar; it's awesome!
How much of the centerfold is taken up by the beehive?
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"But does she dye there too?"
No. And no need to. She has a Brazilian wax. I've seen the shots.
I think they confused "Marge Simpson" and "Lois Griffin," which makes me almost as mad as my wife that time I confused her with Lois Griffin and called her a street-walking whore.
[Flashback to last night]
Wife: Honey, what do you say we uh...christen these new sheets, huh?
Me: Why honey, you naughty girl.
Wife: Hehehe...that's me.
Me: You dirty hustler.
Wife: Hehehehe...
Me: You filthy, stinky prostitute.
Wife: Aha, ok I get it...
Me: You foul, venereal disease carrying, street-walking whore.
Wife: Alright, that's enough!
Shit, I just did it again, didn't I?
https://www.eff.org/https-everywhere
because you're a religious freak?
Do you even lift?
These aren't the 'roids you're looking for.
Announcer's voice: You watched it! You can't UN-watch it!
Those are shooped, fool! We're talkin' the real deal here! No cartoonish image manipulation >:-(
(-1: Post disagrees with my already-settled worldview) is not a valid mod option.
Oblig Red Dwarf:
Lister: What d'ya think of Betty?
Cat: Betty Rubble? Well, I would go with Betty... but I'd be thinking of Wilma.
Lister: This is crazy. Why are we talking about going to bed with Wilma Flintstone?
Cat: You're right. We're nuts. This is an insane conversation.
Lister: She'll never leave Fred, and we know it.
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I want a real name without a number attached to it.
I suspect you've come to the wrong place...
If it's in you sig, it's in your post.
How about this bush: http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/8/8c/IRAN-01.JPG (obviously NSFW)
Now that is excessive. It looks like it would be hard to find her genitalia in there.
...and smacked into the face of the landing ramp...
Don't you mean a landing strip?
There are a huge number of yeast infections in this county. Probably because we're downriver from the bread factory.
Especially the Lois from the parallel universe where Meg was hot.
I'd do Betty, but I'd be thinking about Wilma...
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All these mod points, and no (-1, Threw up a bit in my mouth) option....
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