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Facebook To Preserve Accounts of the Dead

Barence writes "Social-networking site Facebook is planning to preserve the accounts of dead members. The new 'memorialized' accounts will continue to display photos and wall posts, but remove 'sensitive information' such as status updates and contact information. Friends or family who want to report the death of a Facebook member are encouraged to fill out the site's Deceased form. The form asks for proof of death, such as an obituary or news article, although it's not clear how Facebook can validate the death of a member if neither of those pieces of information is published on the internet. How long before someone snuffs it on Facebook before their time?"

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  1. Smart move! by timothy · · Score: 5, Funny

    They're making a wise decision: status updates and contact information for dead people pretty much define "sensitive information."

    DEADGUY: "Status: Bones yellowed, but still have some structure. Rat finally got away with St. Anthony medallion. Anyone gonna to go the open bar at Styx tonight?!"

    timothy

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    1. Re:Smart move! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

      I went ahead and reported this user as dead.

    2. Re:Smart move! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      I'd kind of like to see one from someone getting cremated:

      "Heh. Dad, I don't know how you knew about them, but I'm glad you didn't let Mom find those Henta- wait... why are you putting those in that box with the rest of your- ewww." 3 hours ago
      "Dad! Don't let mom look behind my GRR Martin books on the shelf! It won't end well!" 4 hours ago
      "Wait, what are you guys doing with those bags? Why are you going into the basement?!" 4 hours ago
      "Sweet, I'm on the mantle." 5 hours ago
      "Whew, THAT was odd. I didn't know cremation could be such an experience. Now I'm in a bottle. It better be one of those Star Trek urns like I told them" 8 hours ago
      "Whoah, OK, getting a little warm in here. I thought it was November!" 10 hours ago
      "OK, on the move finally. I wonder where they're putting me." 12 hours ago
      "Hai guyz! I'm in Ur Church, makin you cry lol! LRN2Grieve" 1 day ago
      "This is a pretty nice box I'm in. Very comfy! I wish they'd put me in my other suit, though. This one has a tag that always made my neck itch." 2 days ago
      "OK, I'm glad embalming is only done once. I'm drained!:-P" 2 days ago
      "Status: Dead. lol!" 3 days ago

    3. Re:Smart move! by buswolley · · Score: 5, Interesting

      A rarely visiting cousin came over and made a Mii avatar on my Wii box. Subsequently, he died a violent flaming death in a car accident. Irrationally perhaps, I feel like it is my solemn duty to keep 'him' alive on my Wii. Make backups of him. Transfer him to my friends' Wiis.

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    4. Re:Smart move! by Red+Flayer · · Score: 4, Funny

      Anyone gonna to go the open bar at Styx tonight?!

      Who the hell would want to go to an open bar at Styx?!

      First, you'd be surrounded by a bunch of invulnerable drunks. Fun if you're a redneck, but otherwise might become stale quickly. "Hey guys, hold my beer and watch me light my arm on fire!" x1000.

      Second, you'd lose your voice for nine years (this is why the Gods swore oaths on the River Styx... if they broak their oath, they had to drink from the river, lose their voices for nine years, then spend another nine years exiled from the council of gods). So then you couldn't even make fun of the drunken invulnerable rednecks.

      I'd much rather go to the open bar at Lethe, but no one can ever remember who the designated driver is...

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    5. Re:Smart move! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      So he's kind of like a virus now?

    6. Re:Smart move! by Elwood+P+Dowd · · Score: 2, Funny

      Was he named Dixie Flatline?

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    7. Re:Smart move! by imakemusic · · Score: 2, Funny

      Or some kind of cyber zombie.

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    8. Re:Smart move! by FlyingSquidStudios · · Score: 3, Funny

      The Styx Bar? It's a Grand Illusion, isn't it?

    9. Re:Smart move! by EchaniDrgn · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I wasn't able to keep either my Father or my Father-in-law on my console after they died.

      Part of me really felt bad about deleting their Miis, but I didn't want to see them walking around every time I booted up my Wii.

    10. Re:Smart move! by clone53421 · · Score: 5, Funny

      Would it have been possible to copy them to an SD card and bury it in the backyard? That would have been an ... interesting ... way of dealing with the situation.

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    11. Re:Smart move! by MrCrassic · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Doesn't bother me, so long as they don't include them in their "auto-networking" functions. For example, one of my friends who died two years ago came up recently on the list of "people I should reconnect with."

  2. Status updates for a dead person? by The+Archon+V2.0 · · Score: 3, Insightful
    Removing that isn't so much privacy as logic. What would it say?

    "Status: Dead"

    "Status: Still Dead"

    "Status: REAL Dead"

    "Status: Excitedly Dead"

    "Status: Dead Dead"

    1. Re:Status updates for a dead person? by noundi · · Score: 5, Funny

      Removing that isn't so much privacy as logic. What would it say?

      "Status: Dead"

      "Status: Still Dead"

      "Status: REAL Dead"

      "Status: Excitedly Dead"

      "Status: Dead Dead"

      The Reaper likes this.

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    2. Re:Status updates for a dead person? by zapakh · · Score: 5, Funny

      Removing that isn't so much privacy as logic. What would it say?

      "Status: Dead"

      "Status: Still Dead"

      "Status: REAL Dead"

      "Status: Excitedly Dead"

      "Status: Dead Dead"

      Status: Zombie. Want BRAAAAAINS

    3. Re:Status updates for a dead person? by clone53421 · · Score: 3, Funny

      Frank Deceased is now friends with: Wormy Maggot.

      Frank Deceased Is it dark in here, or is it just me?

      Frank Deceased has shared a link: http://www.city-data.com/forum/religion-philosophy/139511-purgatory-fact-fiction.html

      Frank Deceased /face melt

      Frank Deceased sure is quiet down here

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    4. Re:Status updates for a dead person? by clone53421 · · Score: 2, Informative
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    5. Re:Status updates for a dead person? by new+death+barbie · · Score: 2, Funny

      Status: Very serious, but stable, condition

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    6. Re:Status updates for a dead person? by SnarfQuest · · Score: 2, Funny

      You're forgetting all the other important demographics.
      Vampire. Werewolf. Ghost.
      And don't forget the reanimation technologies. If you're broght back like Frankensteins monster, do you get a percentage alive (5% live, 80% dead, 15% lunch), or will it go into detail (Left foot and right arm alive, rest still dead)?

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    7. Re:Status updates for a dead person? by Red+Flayer · · Score: 4, Funny

      You're forgetting all the other important demographics.
      Vampire. Werewolf. Ghost.

      I hate to nitpick[1], but a werewolf is not a member of the undead: "they're big and scary, they come from Überwald, and if you stab them with a sword they don't die. What more do you want?" you might ask (and someone from Discworld did ask). But this is slashdot, and pedantry runs rampant.

      [1] Who am I kidding? I love to nitpick. It justifies my obsession with reading discussions on slashdot.

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    8. Re:Status updates for a dead person? by corbettw · · Score: 5, Funny

      Werewolves aren't undead. I'd replace them in your list with "middle management".

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    9. Re:Status updates for a dead person? by IGnatius+T+Foobar · · Score: 4, Funny

      "It just so happens that your status here is only mostly dead. There's a difference between mostly dead, and all dead."

      "So... it's complicated?"

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    10. Re:Status updates for a dead person? by interploy · · Score: 3, Funny

      What if they were Buddhist and believed in reincarnation?

      "Status: Possibly a cat"

    11. Re:Status updates for a dead person? by nametaken · · Score: 2, Funny

      Status: Mostly Dead. Call Miracle Max.

    12. Re:Status updates for a dead person? by artemis67 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      (face) Book of the Dead

    13. Re:Status updates for a dead person? by moosesocks · · Score: 2, Funny

      What if they were Buddhist and believed in reincarnation?

      "Status: Possibly a cat"

      Well, in that case, you most certainly cannot has cheeseburger.

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  3. How long? by pHus10n · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I give it......Thursday (tops) before someone is memorialized as a prank.

    1. Re:How long? by PachmanP · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I give it......Thursday (tops) before someone is memorialized as a prank.

      Well when I first read about it, I immediately thought about which of my friends had a sufficiently generic name that I could find an obituary for him. If I wasn't at work, it'd probably be done by now, so I'd say Thurs is pretty generous.

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    2. Re:How long? by TheCycoONE · · Score: 5, Insightful

      My mom died, and she's on Facebook. I know my dad and other relatives want her off because it keeps suggesting to add her as a friend, which is slightly cruel. I think however the processes of producing a digital obituary notice etc. is a little insensitive - it would be best if the process was as quick and painless as possible. I also very much hope it doesn't suggest "You might know this dead person"

    3. Re:How long? by the+Dragonweaver · · Score: 2, Funny

      I have a friend who died this spring and got a suggestion that I "reconnect" with her. Um, no. Thanks.

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  4. For Slashdotters by Megaweapon · · Score: 5, Funny

    Be sure and leave a comment on Stephen King's page. Truly an American icon.

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    1. Re:For Slashdotters by BadAnalogyGuy · · Score: 5, Funny

      Meme? I heard it on the radio this morning.

  5. A Good Thing by VaticDart · · Score: 5, Interesting

    This is good. A friend of mine committed suicide a little over a year ago and her Facebook page is the primary place that people talk about her, both right after the event and at various marker points. It's nice to check in on her page and see if anyone has posted anything new when I'm thinking about her.

    1. Re:A Good Thing by jcnnghm · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Having had a friend die at 21 from a heart defect, then seeing the family's reaction to all the Facebook wall posts and tagged images, I think you're mistaken. The family was grateful for the outpouring of support, and his profile essentially turned into a memorial maintained by the family. They were the ones that requested that everyone add whatever photos they had, and continue posting remembrance messages. Many of the arrangements and a memorial service were announced through Facebook as well.

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    2. Re:A Good Thing by maharb · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Usually you add FRIENDS on facebook. If your friend dies you are likely to say something positive, or meaningful not give 'senseless opinions'. You chose your facebook friends when you are alive, its not like randoms show up when you die. Its not a public forum unless you make it that way.

      I think that family and close friends would be the main people participating on a deceased persons facebook page. Maybe you have never used facebook but family and friends are the only people that seem to interact with me when I am alive, why would that change in death? I would only see it tightening to the closest friends and family.

    3. Re:A Good Thing by Sparr0 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Here's a novel idea... It isn't up to her family. It is up to her. Facebook should make the post-mortem page an opt-in service, and then not allow anyone to interfere with the wishes of the deceased.

    4. Re:A Good Thing by DavittJPotter · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I hate this kind of thing. By "keeping a memory alive", and revisiting that memory every day, I feel you can't get past grief, and move on with your life. Parents who keep a shrine, friends who keep facebook pages going forward - are you actually moving through your life?

      The person is dead. They don't care anymore about Facebook. Let them fade, remember the good times you shared, and move forward. Honoring someone's memory doesn't mean canonizing them. If that person was the only thing keeping a group of people connected, then their absence means that the group should drift apart and move on - that's how humans should work.

      All these sorts of things do is keep a wound open and fresh. Keep a page up for maybe a short time for those people who can't attend the funeral/wake/whatever ceremony you have, then gracefully remove the page.

      Just because we can, doesn't mean we should.

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    5. Re:A Good Thing by clone53421 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I suppose you're not big on leaving flowers at people's graves on Memorial Day, either?

      It's not like the advent of technology has suddenly made this prolonged parting thing possible.

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    6. Re:A Good Thing by RKThoadan · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Everyone grieves in their own way and in their own time. For some a constant reminder of their loved ones is a good thing, for some it is bad. It depends on the person.

  6. Wall Posts by cnvandev · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I like the "memorialized" version of the page. How bad do you think it would be for someone to look through pictures of the recently deceased, go back to the profile and see all kinds of "Hey man, haven't seen you in a while...where've you been?" posts... I just hope there's no "Like" option for the change.

  7. Re:as a nice touch.. by undertow3886 · · Score: 5, Funny

    They should do that and also stamp DECEASED in red block letters diagonally across the picture, like you see on someone's file in the movies.

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  8. Does it lock down access to? by Monkeedude1212 · · Score: 2, Funny

    People won't bother to claim they died if it means it locks them out of their account as well.

    After all, a real dead person can't update his/her status.

  9. Next Up: by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 5, Funny

    Myspace, in their desperate bid to stay relevant against Facebook, will introduce the "pour a 40" option, which is exactly the same; but much tackier.

  10. Does Abe Vigoda have a Facebook page? by Savior_on_a_Stick · · Score: 4, Funny
  11. Mark Twain's by bugs2squash · · Score: 3, Funny

    Facebook account says he's still alive.

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  12. Re:Please tell me... by diskofish · · Score: 2, Funny

    Heck, maybe the deceased person themselves wanted his or her account removed in case of death.

    Guess they should have thought of that before they created their Facebook account. :-/

  13. My Brother's MySpace Account. by TheWizardTim · · Score: 4, Interesting

    When I found out that my brother had cancer, one of the first things that I did was talk to my dad about getting account info for his email and MySpace page. Matt never moved over to Facebook. When he died, we were able to send a message to his friends, and let people know what happened. A friend of his set up a FaceBook group to remember him. It has been a huge help to read stories and good thoughts from the people who knew him. I am glad that FaceBook is doing this.

    Rest in Peace Matt.

  14. Hotblack Desiato's status: by Rude+Turnip · · Score: 2, Funny

    Dead for tax purposes.

  15. Watch the network decay! by The+Archon+V2.0 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Here's a thought - dead people's friends will eventually die. It follows that entire social circles will eventually die. This almost makes me hope that Facebook will thrive for the next however many years so someone can make one of those social-circle friend-of-friend graphs you sometimes see, except animated to show changes over time with dead links - no pun intended - graying out. Would probably be quite interesting and maybe pretty - growing at the edges, new nodes blossoming into existence, old connections fading, old nodes darkening. Like a more random version of Conway's Game of Life.

    1. Re:Watch the network decay! by sharonlives · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I keep thinking that the people of the future will be mad at us for taking up all the good usernames, domains, and email addresses.

  16. what a spin by fulldecent · · Score: 5, Insightful

    >> Social-networking site Facebook is planning to preserve the accounts of dead members. The new 'memorialized' accounts will continue to display photos and wall posts, but remove 'sensitive information' such as status updates and contact information.

    So... basically what you are saying is Facebook's new data retention policy is "we retain your data forever, no excuses."

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  17. No more reconnects with dead friends, aww by jfenwick · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Facebook is always telling me "Reconnect with X", where X is my friend who committed suicide. It kind of bothered me the first time it happened, although now I just see it as darkly humorous.

  18. I'm not dead yet by SnarfQuest · · Score: 3, Funny

    ob: Monty Python
    I'm not dead yet!
    Yes he is.
    No I'm not.
    Is there something you can do?
    [thwack]

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  19. Timing by Tarlus · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Facebook to preserve accounts of the dead

    Does it feel inappropriate that they announce this right before Halloween?

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  20. Hello, shark by mevets · · Score: 2, Funny

    That thing jumping over you is a web2 remnant....

    I'm certain twitter will have an auto twat service for the dead. "This twit is no more" "He has ceased to be". .....

  21. Re:as a nice touch.. by imakemusic · · Score: 2, Funny

    ...and add dust and scratches and ragtime piano to the videos.

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  22. Re:Will we still be able to 'poke' after people di by Zenaku · · Score: 2, Funny

    Yes, but it will be changed to indicate that you are poking them with a stick.

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