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Computer Failure Causes Gridlock In MD County

Uncle Rummy writes "A central traffic control computer in Montgomery County, Maryland failed early Wednesday morning, leading to widespread gridlock across the entire county. The computer, which dates to the 1970s, is the single point of unified control for all traffic signals in the county, which comprises a number of major Washington DC-area suburban communities. When the system failed, it caused all signals to default to stand-alone operation, rather than the highly-tuned synchronization that usually serves to facilitate traffic flow during rush hours. The resulting chaos is a yet another stark reminder of how much modern civilization relies on behind-the-scenes automation to deliver and control basic services and infrastructure. The system remains down Thursday, with no ETA in sight."

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  1. I've seen this movie as well... by Monkeedude1212 · · Score: 4, Funny

    I smell foul play...

    Quick, someone get Bruce Willis!

    1. Re:I've seen this movie as well... by EdZ · · Score: 2, Informative

      Willis? I think you have the wrong movie.

    2. Re:I've seen this movie as well... by mitgib · · Score: 2, Funny

      I think Denzel is the clear choice to uncover any conspiracy in Washington DC

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    3. Re:I've seen this movie as well... by EdZ · · Score: 2, Informative

      In the Italian Job, they gridlock a city by replacing the tape in the city's (Turin) traffic management system.
      I have seen Die Hard 4, but I really wish I could un-see it. A terrible film, with a terrible plot, terrible portrayal of computer systems (even worse than the usual hollywood fair, and not even lampooned BPS-style), and it didn't even have decent enough mindless action to compensate.

    4. Re:I've seen this movie as well... by Darth_brooks · · Score: 5, Funny

      Bringing in Bruce Willis is *never* a bad idea. Need an asteroid destroyed in an affront to basic science? Call Willis. Need to remove an East German terrorist that can't speak proper German? Willis. Need someone to have sex with a hot, orange haired diety? Willis. Need Chuck Norris' ass kicked? Willis. Cancer cure? Willis. Making a Jaws Sequel? Have Bruce Willis play the shark.

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    5. Re:I've seen this movie as well... by mcgrew · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You must have seen the theatrical release. It was indeed bad, the unrated version was pure entertainment. It was almost all mindless action and a lot of good laughs, which were absent in the rated version ("Yeah, your girlfiiend's at the bottom of an elevator shaft with an SUV rammed up her ass"). And what movie ever gets anything at all right?

      BTW, what's BPS? I looked it up in wikipedia and nothing seems to fit.

    6. Re:I've seen this movie as well... by russotto · · Score: 5, Funny

      Need someone to have sex with a hot, orange haired diety?

      Whoa there, no need for Willis for that one. I'll do it. And if she objects, tell her the next choice is Shatner.

    7. Re:I've seen this movie as well... by amicusNYCL · · Score: 2, Funny

      A terrible film, with a terrible plot, terrible portrayal of computer systems

      Oh c'mon, it's not that bad. It's entirely believable that one would be able to download The Accumulated Wealth Of The World into a removable hard drive and abscond with apparently the only copy of it.

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    8. Re:I've seen this movie as well... by Dachannien · · Score: 2, Funny

      And if she objects, tell her the next choice is Shatner.

      Spock! She... knows... it's a multipass!

  2. remind of a Cult of The Dead Cow tfile by trybywrench · · Score: 3, Interesting

    back in the day i read a "tfile" by Sunspot IIRC that explained how to break into those boxes attached the stop lights at intersections and make every light stay green all the time. Not sure if it was legit or not but it sounded a little far fetched.

    As for the single computer, i bet a coke no one knows the root password, the system administrator is long gone and the programmers are very long gone. I bet the staff tried to power cycle it thinking it was just like a PC and now they've made the problem 3x worse.

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    1. Re:remind of a Cult of The Dead Cow tfile by WinterSolstice · · Score: 2, Informative

      It's actually most likely VMS, and it's most likely going to require them to find whoever they laid off in order to outsource their 'legacy' system.

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    2. Re:remind of a Cult of The Dead Cow tfile by rainmaestro · · Score: 2, Funny

      A machine that old? The password is bound to be: sex, love, secret or god =)

    3. Re:remind of a Cult of The Dead Cow tfile by uninformedLuddite · · Score: 2, Informative

      1970s traffic control is most likely RT-11 on a PDP variant. I could fix it but I want a lot of money as I suspect there aren't too many people left that know the arcane rites required.

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  3. NBU by Mekkah · · Score: 2, Funny

    http://www.symantec.com/netbackup

    Just throwing that out there.

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  4. All-green probably an urban legend by davidwr · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Most of those boxes have a "conflicting green" detector circuit that automatically puts the signal in "safe mode" when it detects two conflicting green lights.

    On simpler systems, "safe mode" is all-way flashing red lights.

    I guess if you knew what wires to mess with you could disable this safety feature.

    Physical access is root access.

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    1. Re:All-green probably an urban legend by Qzukk · · Score: 3, Funny

      After hurricane Ike blew through Houston, I ended up parking at a light that was stuck, showing green for traffic in one direction only for at least 15 minutes.

      Every time someone was brave enough to try to run the red light, someone else would drive through the green light and spook everyone. Eventually I turned right, U-turned, and turned right again.

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    2. Re:All-green probably an urban legend by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      I was recently stuck at a light where both the red and green lights were lit at the same time. I put my foot on the brake and the other on the gas, and drove through.

    3. Re:All-green probably an urban legend by rcw-home · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Most of those boxes have a "conflicting green" detector circuit that automatically puts the signal in "safe mode" when it detects two conflicting green lights.

      That's what's supposed to happen. I have anecdotal non-proof from several years ago that that may not be universal, though. In Renton, WA, just west of the Sunset Blvd intersection, Bronson Way crosses a couple railroad tracks (which recently were only used for the Spirit of Washington dinner train and have now been torn up completely in Bellevue). When a train came, the gates would lower and all four sides would see flashing red lights. After the train passed and the gates lifted, both Bronson and Sunset traffic attempted to move immediately, then slammed on the brakes to avoid hitting each other. This happened not once but three out of the three times I was able to witness it. Now, this being Renton, it's possible that the other drivers were just retarded, but the most likely explanation is that everyone was seeing a green light. From my viewpoint I couldn't see the traffic lights pointing the other direction, so I can't be sure.

  5. Re:Where's a traffic cop when you need one? by Ritchie70 · · Score: 5, Funny

    That wouldn't make it any better.

    I haven't read the article, but if the summary correctly reflects the situation, the traffic lights are all working - they're just working independently, so rather than being in sync so the main flow of traffic never has to stop (or stops less) they're all just doing their own thing.

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  6. Have a taste of living in Los Angeles! by non0score · · Score: 4, Funny

    So the default behavior is basically traffic lights in Los Angeles on a normal day? I feel soooo sorry for them. ;)

    1. Re:Have a taste of living in Los Angeles! by Dynedain · · Score: 2, Funny

      But the joke is that LA traffic lights aren't centrally coordinated. They may actually be, but it sure as hell doesn't seem like it. After all, this is the city that's spending millions of dollars to install protected left-turn lights.

      LA traffic instructions:
      Green light: wait for the intersection to clear.
      Yellow: GO GO GO!!!!
      Red: Make a left.

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  7. From the 1980s by Sponge+Bath · · Score: 5, Informative

    According to this it was a Data General main frame from the 1980s and not from the 1970s. Anyone know what model?

    1. Re:From the 1980s by Curlsman · · Score: 3, Funny

      Is the popular definition of a "mainframe" now anything designed or manufactured before MS Windows was released?

    2. Re:From the 1980s by idontgno · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I thought about that too. All those press references to "1970s" and "Carter-era". But these are the same geniuses in the Fourth Estate who called the thing a "mainframe", so their ignorance is manifest.

      I apply the BS test here. If anyone tells me they have a Nova (even a late-model Nova 4) controlling all the traffic lights of an entire metropolitan county adjacent to the District of Columbia, will I cry shenanigans? In this case, yes. I've worked with Novas, PDP-11s, and Perkin-Elmer 16-bit minis. I'm familiar with their capabilities. You would have to be coder of absolute godly skill to write the realtime control software to safely manage dozens (scores? hundreds?) of street lights in only 64Kbytes of core (or RAM, whatever).

      Whereas the most primitive Eclipse would have ample horsepower to do the trick.

      So I still say Eclipse. Certainly, the comparative newness of the Eclipse over the Nova doesn't help the parts situation at all, because they're both dead as a doornail, support-wise. EMC end-of-lifed the last and greatest Data General line, AViiON, nearly a year ago.

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    3. Re:From the 1980s by Parker51 · · Score: 3, Informative
  8. MontCo $$ by headhot · · Score: 4, Interesting

    For those who aren't familiar with Montgomery County, MD. It is one of, if not the richest counties in the nation. I find it amazing that even in a county like this, the public infrastructure is crumbling.

    They had a massive water main break earlier this year that made the national news.

    1. Re:MontCo $$ by JWSmythe · · Score: 2, Informative

          No one fixes infrastructure until it's broken. That's pretty standard everywhere.

          Los Angeles has had an increase in water main breaks also. They fix the spot as they break. If I remember their numbers, they expect about 400 to 700 main breaks per year.

          Who cares about the old mini/mainframe running the traffic lights. If it's run since the 70's or 80's, it'll run forever. I always love that intelligence. I like to laugh about it more when it fails too. :)

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    2. Re:MontCo $$ by nomadic · · Score: 2, Insightful

      No one fixes infrastructure until it's broken. That's pretty standard everywhere.

      Well, not since the tax-cut/reduce-government fanatics came into power.

    3. Re:MontCo $$ by dkleinsc · · Score: 2, Insightful

      No one fixes infrastructure until it's broken. That's pretty standard everywhere.

      Sometimes not even after it's broken. Or more commonly, when it's broken, there's a half-assed temporary repair that becomes the permanent repair until it breaks again.

      The biggest reason for doing this is short-term-ism: If a politician manages to save money now, it doesn't matter to him that somebody else 10 years down the line will have to spend far more money to clean up the mess after the system failed. So each administration (at any level: state, county, and municipal governments are far from immune to this) tends to do it's best to pass the buck on to the next guy, and the easiest way to do that is to simply not do repairs until something breaks.

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    4. Re:MontCo $$ by SputnikPanic · · Score: 2, Informative

      This is Montgomery County, Maryland, we're talking about -- tax-cut/reduce-government fanatics NEVER come into power here.

    5. Re:MontCo $$ by sexconker · · Score: 2, Informative

      You continue to be an idiot.
      Overall taxes have gone up.
      The value of the dollar continues to spiral mercilessly downward.
      The government ooze seeps further and further into our alleged rights.

      There is no debating this.
      If you want numbers, get them yourself.

      Non sequitur? What the fuck? Logically, what I said makes perfect fucking sense. Overall, taxes have gone up. It's provable, You do the math.

      Pay increases? Son, we're all on paycuts and furloughs over here. Maybe when you grow up and get a job and pay taxes you'll understand, but it's clear you have the financial knowledge of a 14 year old.

      Why the fuck would I waste my time proving something so obviously to an idiot who so obviously just wants to troll?

  9. Re:Report from the field: "Drivers very confused" by halivar · · Score: 3, Informative

    Green lights are often blue to accommodate reg/green color blindness.

  10. Job opening in MD... by iamhigh · · Score: 2, Funny

    But you'll never make it to the interview on time, as traffic moves at the speed of my old TRS80... wait a minute...

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  11. Re:I live there by dsieburgh · · Score: 5, Informative

    I live here too and it was mayhem last night. It took me 2.5 hours to get home from work which usually takes 25 minutes. (6 miles) Many of my coworkers and friends have also reported major headaches... We were sitting at traffic lights with nowhere to go for sometimes up to 5 cycles of the lights. What I heard is that there is a different timing for rush hours that lets more traffic flow south in the morning and north in the evenings. The worst areas according to news reports are Rockville Pike, which I experienced last night, Connecticut Ave, Georgia Ave and Rt 29. The official word is that some board blew in the main computer and they are unable to find "parts" to replace it. I am not certain about the details. The county website is reporting that all traffic lights are going to have to be manually updated one-by-one. There are 800 intersections.

  12. Re:Where's a traffic cop when you need one? by natehoy · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Wouldn't matter. The traffic lights were working fine, the problem was there was no central system that could take a larger view of traffic and sense that turning a light green a block away could prevent a gridlock issue at a specific intersection. Intelligent traffic control takes traffic that is approaching a heavily congested area and intentionally slows it down, while freeing up cars to LEAVE congested areas more quickly. They help prevent gridlock by making sure that once a specific light turns green you can actually drive through the intersection, and turns the light red BEFORE cars get caught in the middle of an intersection.

    You see this kind of design a lot in well-designed roads in smaller towns. Busy towns will tend to have lots of stop signs coming in to town, but try to reduce stop signs when leaving town. The idea is to keep inbound traffic from filling the town faster than departing cars can leave by making sure cars that are leaving can do so as quickly as possible, while cars wanting to come in will be intentionally slowed down.

    A meter maid has no more information about traffic flow at adjacent intersections than an autonomous single light would.

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  13. Re:Not only that... by yakatz · · Score: 2, Informative

    Here's a link: http://www.wmata.com/about_metro/news/PressReleaseDetail.cfm?ReleaseID=4133
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  14. I blame Dan Snyder by Parlett316 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Fire him.

  15. 70s computer by icebike · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Damn! 70s? Talk about Return on Investment.

    The WashPost, in another article touts Fragile Technology.
    I reach for my 70's era calculator and estimate the operational life of 34 years for this system. Some Fragility. Who or what at the Post has been there that long.

    Wonder if its some ancient PDP version or an small IBM mainframe. The article is scarce on details. Parts for either are getting hard to find except in the scrap market.

    Still you have to wonder why it wasn't ported to some other platform if nothing else as an exercise in disaster preparedness. Any commodity computer could do the job.

    There is a lot of stuff like this still in service. I saw a PDP 8 monitoring turbines in a hydro Power station, and asked about where they get that fixed. The reply was it never broke down, but they had stockpiled 6 replacements, tested each yearly, just because they realized how old it was. Nobody knows exactly what it does anymore.

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    1. Re:70s computer by Hatta · · Score: 4, Informative

      You misunderstand. They have reliable equipment, and they are installing more of it. So they are installing more reliable equipment.

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    2. Re:70s computer by Poingggg · · Score: 2, Informative

      I once visited a factory for cattle feed where all silos were controlled by an ancient PDP computer. This was a few years ago. When I asked why it was not replaced by a more modern machine the answer was that all timings for the diverse outlets of the silos (and thus the mixture of the products) were so precise that it would be nearly impossible to reproduce on another platform, taking into account things like the speed of commands executed in programming languages, processing times of cpu etc.
      I think it is possible for a complex system like a huge traffic control system might have similar issues, where a fraction of a second can make the difference between a free flow of traffic and congestion. (Although, while typing this it starts to sound less plausible...).
      Anyway, my €0,02 are in now.

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  16. I do! by NoYob · · Score: 3, Funny
    ...i bet a coke no one knows the root passwod,...r

    it's "password"!

    This is government, you know.

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    1. Re:I do! by natehoy · · Score: 4, Funny

      Silly billy! The system is now protected by a new set of rules. You have to have upper and lowercase, a special character, and a number.

      The password is now: P@ssw0rd

      See? The system is now completely secure!

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  17. Re:1970's computer by hardburn · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Old systems stick around because they work. City-wide traffic systems are very complicated affairs. Getting rid of a 40 year old system also means trashing 40 years of hard lessons.

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  18. Where? by Itninja · · Score: 2, Funny

    From TFA: "They know where the problem is, but they just don't know what it is," she said. "The server seems to be sending the signal, but the conduit is not transferring the information to the signal lights."

    I can tell you where it is. Right there on layer 4. Does that help? Then try layer 8.

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  19. Re:I live there by squirrelist · · Score: 3, Informative

    I live in downtown Silver Spring. I commute from Columbia. It's usually a 30 minute drive, but last night took me an hour and a half. The worst part was when I crossed Georgia Ave a block from my home, right by the DC border. That last block took me 20 minutes.

    I was trying to figure out what was up with the traffic. I didn't see any accidents or emergency vehicles, and the traffic reports I heard just said that traffic on Georgia was slow. Didn't hear anything about the control system until today.

  20. Re:When the system fails, shut the lights off. by Golddess · · Score: 3, Insightful

    You're joking, right?

    I mean, sure, the law states that when an intersection has traffic lights, and the lights are out, it's an all-way stop. But in practice, I rarely see other drivers actually give a fuck that they are supposed to stop.

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  21. Re:This is reassuring... by JWSmythe · · Score: 5, Interesting

        IANATE (I Am Not A Traffic Engineer), but I've had the opportunity to talk to some over the years. From what I recall of those conversations, most, if not all, traffic signals are failsafe. They cannot have colliding greens, and they won't generally just turn off. Even in the event of a power failure, they're suppose to stay up on batteries for a while.

        I have seen their failsafe behavior fail though. I was once driving on a dark foggy night. Visibility was very very poor. I was staying in my lane, but I couldn't see much else. I had a long drive in a rural area, and I was coming into an urban area. I expected to see street lights and traffic lights, but there were none. As I was driving, another car shot across the road just ahead of me, missing me by just a few feet. He didn't see the traffic light that wasn't working either. I called the police, so they could station an officer there. Their response was "Are you crazy? No one can see at that intersection. He'll get hit." Hmmm, good logic. At least no one got killed there that night.

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  22. Blame it on Vista? by cashman73 · · Score: 3, Funny

    I was going to say we should blame this on Windows Vista, until I saw the part about the computer system dating back to the 1970s, so that wouldn't work. Still, there's got to be some way we can put the fault on Micro$oft? Maybe the computer was in need of some necessary maintenance, and the technician whose responsibility that was was too tied up in a game of Minesweeper or Solitaire, or something?

  23. Re:When the system fails, shut the lights off. by greed · · Score: 2, Insightful

    When a traffic signal in Toronto loses contact with the computer, it goes to flashing 4-way red, to remind people it's an all-way-stop now. They only go to "no signal" if there's a power failure. (In which case, they're still all-way-stop but despite the radio saying so every time there's a power failure, 70% of drivers just blow through a dark traffic light at speed.)

    I think all-way-stop on multilane roads are MUCH MUCH MUCH MUCH worse than untimed lights. People have no idea how to deal with multilane roads that have a stop sign; almost no-one will let a left turn through, all sorts of problems like that.

  24. Re:This is reassuring... by Shadyman · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Indeed. However, you can take heart in the fact that each intersection has its lights controlled by a computer (an embedded microcontroller or microprocessor), which is usually installed in a grey box at one of the corners. This controls the intersection's lights, including crosswalks, and takes input from inductive sensors in most lanes. If any part of this computer fails or does not pass sanity checks, the lights flash red, requiring a team to visit the intersection's box to diagnose and fix the problem.

    In this case, the article says it's just a matter of the intersections not knowing what time it is, saying "...[w]hen they were supposed to switch to morning rush mode, from 7 to 7:30, they kept rocking along at a rhythm better suited to Sunday morning."

    IIRC, older systems used a dial-up modem to report problems to head office, or receive new instructions from it, whereas newer systems use DSL to communicate. The article says, "...[t]hey know where the problem is, but they just don't know what it is... The server seems to be sending the signal, but the conduit is not transferring the information to the signal lights."

  25. Re:Report from the field: "Drivers very confused" by scorp1us · · Score: 5, Funny

    The blue is from appraching the light too fast. You're aproximately going 20% the speed of light. SLOW DOWN.

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  26. Re:When the system fails, shut the lights off. by jeffmeden · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I have seen accidents at lightly trafficked intersections when the light was completely out... I don't want to imagine the apocalypse of a couple hundred all going out in a well populated area; it would turn into Mad Max in a matter of hours.

  27. Re:This is reassuring... by jimbobborg · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Right. A failure of this system is not an issue of safety, just of horrible, horrible inconvenience.

    You obviously don't live in this area. When anything like this happens, road rage incidents skyrocket. Maryland has some of the worst drivers I've ever seen. And Maryland doesn't require that drivers use turn signals. I hate driving through there, especially on the highways. The posted speed limit is 55, but I get about 20% of the drivers blowing by me at over 80. Montgomery and Prince George's County are the worst of the bunch.

  28. Just Skynet Running Some Tests by HangingChad · · Score: 3, Funny

    The resulting chaos is a yet another stark reminder of how much modern civilization relies on behind-the-scenes automation to deliver and control basic services and infrastructure.

    Just Skynet trying to figure out how to bunch up targets when it seizes control of our Predator and Reaper UAV's.

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  29. Re:Where's a traffic cop when you need one? by TheLuggage2008 · · Score: 5, Funny

    if the summary correctly reflects the situation

    Please mod parent funny.

  30. Re: Are you kidding? by colinnwn · · Score: 2, Insightful

    We barely have driver education to get your license. Actually in many states there is no requirement for drivers education if you are 18 and can pass the driving test. There are no requirements for ongoing education/training unless you count the silly 8 hour defensive driver course for those that get traffic tickets. People have trouble with the concept of yielding here.

    We have a few roundabouts. Believe it or not, frequently every entrance has a stop sign instead of a yield sign. Kinda defeats the purpose.

  31. Re:Report from the field: "Drivers very confused" by NeutronCowboy · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I believe you haven't noticed the pattern. If lights are aligned vertically, the red light is ALWAYS on top and the green one ALWAYS on the bottom. If they're aligned horizontally, the red light is ALWAYS on the left. The arrangement is always the same, regardless of where the traffic light is exactly located.

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  32. Re:Report from the field: "Drivers very confused" by rnelsonee · · Score: 2, Funny

    That's actually a bumper sticker I've seen around DC (Goddard Space Flight Center is in a suburb):

    On a red field:

    "If this sticker is blue, slow down!"

  33. Re:When the system fails, shut the lights off. by jimbolauski · · Score: 2, Funny

    In California they get out of their cars and start looting when the power goes out. So there is not a traffic problem until the looters take to the streets and start flipping cars.

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  34. And if they had been using roundabouts... by macraig · · Score: 5, Interesting

    ... to mediate traffic instead of traffic signals, they wouldn't have needed the aging old single-point-of-failure computer in the first place, because roundabouts (a) require no computers, (b) require no electronics at all, (c) require no electricity, and (d) don't require maintenance. What's more, since they allow motorists to preserve some momentum in all but the most congested traffic, gas consumption from forced arbitrary deceleration and acceleration is reduced. The only intelligence they require isn't of the artificial sort at all, only a smidgen of it from the motorists using them. They are un-powered and self-adjusting to traffic flow.

    Would anyone like to take a stab at how much energy and man-hours is expended on the traffic signal network in the United States every year?

    1. Re:And if they had been using roundabouts... by fridaynightsmoke · · Score: 5, Insightful

      As a UK resident and driver in the true home of the roundabout, I wish to tell you that roundabouts are not a panacea.

      Roundabouts work best for light to moderate traffic, where all 4 directions and all movements (left turn, right turn etc) are fairly equal in demand. For heavy traffic, they very quickly congest as traffic builds on the roundabout and blocks all entry. Indeed, round here most busy/large roundabouts have traffic lights on them as well, with varying degrees of success.

      As for "gas consumption from forced arbitrary deceleration and acceleration is reduced" - I strongly disagree. Here roundabouts are used as a form of 'traffic calming', ie a deliberate obstacle to slow traffic. With a traffic light its a 50/50 chance between stopping completely and carrying on at cruising speed. With roundabouts there is always a decelerate/accelerate cycle, which depending on the design of the junction can be quite severe. In Birmingham (UK) and elsewhere. there was even a recent fad among local traffic engineers to plant high vegetation on the sightlines for approaching traffic to force all vehicles entering the roundabout to slow to below 5mph to be able to see traffic on the junction. On some examples here you have maybe 3 ft before the roundabout itself where you can see oncoming vehicles.

      Don't get me wrong, I'm not saying that roundabouts are rubbish and traffic lights are good, but theres different solutions to different problems. Replacing non-synchronised traffic lights with roundabouts in a situation with very heavy traffic would have a very much worse result.

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    2. Re:And if they had been using roundabouts... by Rick17JJ · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I have been very happy with the traffic circle which replaced the traffic light near where I live. It is on a two-lane highway in a smaller city here in Arizona.

      I was very sceptical when the state said they were planning to replace the stop light with a traffic circle. But, the traffic circle has been able to handle the traffic much more smoothly than the stoplight did. I rarely need to wait more than a few seconds to get through the traffic circle, even during rush hour. I also usually do not need to make a complete stop, which saves gas and reduces the wear on my clutch.

      As you mentioned, no electricity, computers or electronics are needed. It keeps working just fine, whenever the power occasionally goes off after a summer thunderstorm, for a few minutes.

  35. Re:I live there by neverpsyked · · Score: 2, Informative

    Biking to work in Montgomery County would be suicidal. I use mass transit and have been hit by cars while using crosswalks twice in 3 years. I simply cannot imagine the additional danger to someone who bikes to work every day surrounded by MD drivers.

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  36. Re:Report from the field: "Drivers very confused" by Smallpond · · Score: 4, Funny

    That's why in my town we have Braille traffic lights.

  37. Re:Report from the field: "Drivers very confused" by Red+Flayer · · Score: 4, Interesting

    If lights are aligned vertically, the red light is ALWAYS on top and the green one ALWAYS on the bottom.

    Except for one light in Buffalo, NY.

    The folklore is that the Irish workmen thought that green should always be on the top.

    The light has been reaplced, IIRC, several times, but remains the only inverted traffic light in the US.

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  38. Re:When the system fails, shut the lights off. by Rick17JJ · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Summer thunder storms frequently cause power outages which occasionally knock traffic lights out for up to a couple of hours, in some parts of the country. Presumably, that also happens in larger cities. I do not seem to recall hearing about any Mad Max situations resulting from that. However, I have wondered what would happen if much of our complicated technology and the power grid itself or the economic system were to collapse all across the country for a few weeks. Then, we might be in a Mad Max situation.

    A few years ago, the traffic light on the highway nearest to where I live, was replaced by a traffic circle (also known as a roundabout). One nice thing about a traffic circle is that there are is no longer a traffic light to fail during summer thunder storms or computer problems. There are only yield signs for traffic entering the circle. So hopefully, that Mad Max scenario you describe, would apply slightly less to my neighborhood.

    Surprisingly, the traffic circle has also been able to handle much more traffic than the old traffic light did. This on a two lane highway, in a small city, in the mountains in Arizona. With the old traffic light, people at the end of the line sometimes failed to make it through the green light before it changed. With the traffic circle, it is rare that anyone needs to wait more than a few seconds before passing through the traffic circle.

    I am suggesting that we should have been building more traffic circles and less traffic lights. But of course, most Americans are unfamiliar with using traffic circles, and think of them as those weird confusing European things. Traffic circles are not dependant on computers, fancy electronics or electricity.

  39. Re:I live there by natehoy · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Time to break out the bicycle. Or walk it, for that matter.

    6 miles should take about an hour and a half at a decent walking pace, or about 45 minutes at a fairly leisurely cycling pace, and a week or so of it and your new sculpted bod will drive the ladies wild. :)

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  40. Re:Where's a traffic cop when you need one? by nsteinme · · Score: 5, Funny

    A meter maid has no more information about traffic flow at adjacent intersections than an autonomous single light would.

    Then how about a Beowulf cluster of meter maids? (with walkie talkies of course)

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  41. Re:Where's a traffic cop when you need one? by thePowerOfGrayskull · · Score: 3, Funny

    Hey, that's like traffic signals where I've live -- they're specifically timed to ensure that you consume as much gas as possible, while sitting in traffic for the maximum amount of time every day!

  42. Re:When the system fails, shut the lights off. by natehoy · · Score: 4, Funny

    When I lived in Kentucky, we had an ice storm that knocked out power in Lexington for the better part of a week. The loss of traffic lights meant every intersection was supposed to turn into a 4-way stop. Which meant that every car came to a halt (in theory) at every intersection for a second or two. My 8-mile 15-minute drive to work turned into 3 hours one morning. I finally found a parking lot, parked my car there, and walked the remaining 3 miles. It was faster. Seriously - I recognized a guy 2 cars ahead of me and he arrived at work 1/2 hour after I did.

    The reality was that people were assuming that dark lights meant that either (a) it was a 4-way stop, (b) people on the "larger/main" road had right-of-way, (c) I have no idea so I'm going to creep through, or (d) screw it, y'all, I've got the big fukkin truck - get outta my way.

    On the third day, they deployed every police officer, meter reader, and anyone else with a pulse who was trainable to direct traffic. Of course, this meant that every bad driver in Lexington knew that all bets were off in terms of speed limits, right-of-way, and other moving violations during those times. Ever read "Lord of the Flies"? Yeah, it was like that. With cars.

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  43. Re:When the system fails, shut the lights off. by citizenr · · Score: 2, Insightful

    People have no idea how to deal with multilane roads that have a stop sign; almost no-one will let a left turn through, all sorts of problems like that.

    Maybe you should teach them this and test it on Drivers License exam instead of usual round the block with automatic transmission then, eh?

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  44. Re:Report from the field: "Drivers very confused" by rossdee · · Score: 2, Interesting

    "The blue is from appraching the light too fast. You're aproximately going 20% the speed of light. SLOW DOWN"

    If you're doing .2c then its going to take you months to slow down (at any acceleration the human body can take)

  45. Re:Report from the field: "Drivers very confused" by DinDaddy · · Score: 4, Funny

    Let's just see you try that line on the police.

    "I would have slowed down, officer, but it would have either taken too long or crushed me, so I didn't bother."

  46. Re:Where's a traffic cop when you need one? by Alizarin+Erythrosin · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Sometimes the car in front of you is a giant box van and you don't know what's going on beyond him, and he's already across the intersection at full speed. Again, no warning.

    That would be called "following too closely" around these parts. Doesn't matter that if you leave a 10 foot gap to the car in front of you that 3 people will try and cram their giant SUVs in there at once while talking on their phone.

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  47. Re:Where's a traffic cop when you need one? by bws111 · · Score: 2, Informative

    Some places (like NYC) have a box painted around the intersection. If you stop inside that box you will get a ticket. It is your responsibility to know you can make it all the way though before you enter it.

  48. Inverted traffic light - actually Syracuse, NY by penguinchris · · Score: 4, Informative

    Being from Buffalo I was curious that I'd never heard of that - turns out it's actually in Syracuse, which is two cities east of Buffalo (Rochester in between) and about a two and a half hour drive :)

    Here's some info,

    And here's a photo.

  49. Re:Where's a traffic cop when you need one? by rocketPack · · Score: 2, Funny

    Damn, I'd mod you up but my mod points got stuck in traffic...

  50. Re:I live there by dsieburgh · · Score: 2

    I did walk the final 1.5 miles, but the beginning of the commute is way too dangerous for walking. 6-8 lanes across with on/off ramps to 270 and 495. Especially with lots of impatient drivers making lots of crazy and stupid decisions. Not to mention all of the cyclists in DC who are a bunch entitled a**es. Seriously, first the take over the roads like they own them in the ridiculous spandex outfits, cycling on highways, though red lights and stop signs. And then the other day I was hiking by the C&O canal and got run off the trail by a cyclist. Oh and BTW I do get lots of exercise and am in great shape. Walk 2 miles every morning with my dag on go hiking regularly. Thanks for thew advice tho!

  51. Re:I live there by dsieburgh · · Score: 3, Informative

    Cyclists don't use bike lane in DC. Perfect example is MacArthur Blvd. There is a very nice bike lane that I have used a few times, bu cyclists insist on using the road, even at rush our, which as another commenter pointed out is suicide around here.

  52. Re:Where's a traffic cop when you need one? by cayenne8 · · Score: 2, Insightful
    "That's why most lights have yellow. Yellow means stop."

    Hmm...around here it means HIT THE GAS, otherwise you're gonna have to stop soon!!

    :)

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  53. Ah, maybe not the "computer" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    If you read TFA, down a ways, it seems the problem is not in the computer at all, it's in the conduit that distributes the signals. Maybe just a dope with a backhoe.

  54. Re:Report from the field: "Drivers very confused" by Ungrounded+Lightning · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I have traveled extensively inside the USA and have never seen one such occurence. Tell me, does it appear blue to color blind people only?

    The red light has a nontrivial amount of yellow and the green light a nontrivial amount of blue, for the convenience of the red-blue color blind (the commonest type of color-blindness).

    For people with "normal" color vision (the commonest form of color vision, that is - there are a considerable number of rarer color vision variants), it's a lot easier to see the blue in the green light than the yellow in the red. The red light isn't obviously orangeish. But the green light is almost "teal", a color that some "normally sighted" people identify as (greenish) blue and some as (bluish) green.

    I was under the impression that RED YELLOW & GREEN colors were always in the same place to accomodate color-blind people, who can still see the light shine from each spot.

    Yes the position is also standardized, as an aid for the (much rarer) totally color blind.

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  55. Re:Report from the field: "Drivers very confused" by mcgrew · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Not necessary. My dad is color blind, and as long as the traffic engineers aren't stupid enough to install the lights upside down there's no problem -- top light means stop, bottom light means go.

    He did get a ticket in Arizona once because the light was installed upside down.

    He has a far greater problem with stop signs, and still curses them for changing the color from yellow to red back when I was a kid. If there's foliage behind the stop sign the sign's virtually invisible to a color blind man.

  56. Re:Where's a traffic cop when you need one? by auLucifer · · Score: 2, Insightful

    That's because, as a mate of mine said, European, Asian and Indian drivers are batshit insane. If everyone is batshit insane it works

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  57. Re:I live there by SputnikPanic · · Score: 2, Informative

    The shoppers also make Rockville Pike a particularly frustrating road to travel on weekends this time of year. Given that the control system will not be repaired until at least the middle of next week, this weekend is probably going to make for some horrendous driving in that area.

  58. Redundancy! by Puff_Of_Hot_Air · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Props to whoever mantains this system that the issue does occur more frequently, but this is a problem with a simple solution. Redundancy. The system is probably too old to be configurable to automatically swap, but a simple setup with two servers allowing a manual hot-swap, is all you need. Not a difficult problem to solve.

  59. Data General, you say? Then this seems appropriate by Eil · · Score: 2, Funny


    In fact when I've a floppy of a maximum diameter,
    When I can call a subroutine of infinite parameter,
    When I can point to registers and keep their current map around,
    And when I can prevent the need for mystifying wraparound,
    When I can update record blocks with minimum of suffering,
    And when I can afford to use a hundred K for buffering,
    When I've performed a matrix sort and tested the addition rate,
    You'll marvel at the speed of my asynchronous transmission rate.

    Though all my better programs that self-reference recursively
    Have only been obtained through expert spying, done subversively,
    But still for input vegetable, animal, and mineral,
    I've built a better model than the one at Data General.

  60. Re:This is reassuring... by CptNerd · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Maryland only this year started talking about requiring lane-changers to signal. I've been living in the DC area long enough to recognize when someone is going to change lanes in front of me by the way they drive next to me as they pass. I also learned early enough to assume everyone who drives around me is going to act in the most massively, dangerously stupid way possible, and prepare accordingly. If someone is in the far left lane of 4 and they slow down, that means they're about to cross all 4 lanes to take the exit in a couple hundred feet. I've also noticed distinct differences in the types of stupidity the drivers in the two states display. Marylanders hate the concept of any car being in front of them for more than a few feet, and if they are unable to pass, they must tailgate. Once they pass you, they can get in front of you at any point greater than 4 inches ahead of you, without signalling, because you're now behind them and no longer exist. Basically, Maryland drivers assume there is nothing important behind them, and nothing should be in front of them.

    Virginians drive with the basic concept that red lights have a "freshness time" on them, so that if a light is "fresh red" it can be safely run, because everyone who has a "fresh green" light knows they can sit and wait for 5 or 10 seconds before they have to pull out, especially for left turn lanes. Virginia has a whole lot of left-hand exits off the Interstates, which is great because you can take an exit at the highest speed possible, or because you can piss off all the Maryland drivers by slowing down the fast lane in order to take the exit safely. Oh, and Marylanders will stop at a light with at least one car length of space between them and the car stopped ahead of them.

    I used to tell people who don't live here that using a turn signal is a sign of weakness, because you're submitting to the other drivers' authority, you can be safely ignored, and actively prevented from merging, changing lanes, or turning, by any means necessary.

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