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A Skeptical Reaction To IBM's Cat Brain Simulation Claims

kreyszig writes "The recent story of a cat brain simulation from IBM had me wondering if this was really possible as described. Now a senior researcher in the same field has publicly denounced IBM's claims." More optimisticaly, dontmakemethink points out an "astounding article about new 'Neurogrid' computer chips which offer brain-like computing with extremely low power consumption. In a simulation of 55 million neurons on a traditional supercomputer, 320,000 watts of power was required, while a 1-million neuron Neurogrid chip array is expected to consume less than one watt."

198 comments

  1. Does anyone really know what a cat thinks? by cyberspittle · · Score: 5, Funny

    Think about it. Think about it like a cat.

    1. Re:Does anyone really know what a cat thinks? by marqs · · Score: 3, Insightful

      "If a lion could talk, we could not understand him."
      Ludwig Witgenstein - tractatus logico-philosophicus

    2. Re:Does anyone really know what a cat thinks? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      1. Where's the food?
      2. Hey, gimme fresh water too!
      3. Empty my litter box you two-legged fool!
      4. Don't bug me, I need to sleep.

      Repeat four times a day.

    3. Re:Does anyone really know what a cat thinks? by Jesus_666 · · Score: 4, Funny

      Okay.

      Give me food. Now.

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    4. Re:Does anyone really know what a cat thinks? by Jesus_666 · · Score: 4, Funny

      Where's my food? I asked for food more than one minute ago and there's nothing here yet. I am outraged.

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    5. Re:Does anyone really know what a cat thinks? by Sulphur · · Score: 1

      Your computer is chasing my mouse.

    6. Re:Does anyone really know what a cat thinks? by Jesus_666 · · Score: 4, Funny

      I still see a distinct lack of you-provided food around here. Make it snappy, can opener slave!

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    7. Re:Does anyone really know what a cat thinks? by jhoegl · · Score: 5, Funny

      Hey... whats that moving dot on the wall? Why is it there? I must have it! Great! I captured it! Wait, whats this? It escaped me, inconceivable!!! What luck, it stopped right by my paw, Ill will capture it again! NNNNOOOOOOO!!!! Look, look there, its something moving under my feet. I must pounce it to figure out what it is! Weird, I pounced it and its still moving. Ill pounce it again! Ah, there it stopped moving, Ill sniff it now. Wait, its moving again... Curse you!

    8. Re:Does anyone really know what a cat thinks? by Abstrackt · · Score: 1

      All right, here goes...

      o hai
      im in ur brain thinkin ur thots

      No wonder my cats sleep all day...

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    9. Re:Does anyone really know what a cat thinks? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Spatulas. http://samandfuzzy.com/archive.php?id=32

    10. Re:Does anyone really know what a cat thinks? by Quiet_Desperation · · Score: 1

      Think about it like a cat.

      I tried, but all it did was make me crave a cheeseburger.

      Oh, and some vision about a cat up in the ceiling or something.

    11. Re:Does anyone really know what a cat thinks? by BrokenHalo · · Score: 1

      Ah, there it stopped moving, Ill sniff it now.

      Except if said animal has ever had a clockwork mouse. Then it demands that you wind it up again and make it go.

      But judging by the machinery these guys are using, they're thinking in terms of much larger values of cat than mine... :-)

    12. Re:Does anyone really know what a cat thinks? by Critical+Facilities · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Insightful??

      Hmmmph! My cat Phydeaux must have mod points again.

    13. Re:Does anyone really know what a cat thinks? by Junior+J.+Junior+III · · Score: 1

      I can haz brain simulation?

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    14. Re:Does anyone really know what a cat thinks? by Junior+J.+Junior+III · · Score: 1

      Think about it. Think about it like a cat.

      I can haz brain simulation?

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    15. Re:Does anyone really know what a cat thinks? by Nathrael · · Score: 1

      I can haz cheezburger?

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    16. Re:Does anyone really know what a cat thinks? by DriedClexler · · Score: 1

      If philosophers could say something useful, they would not understand it.

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    17. Re:Does anyone really know what a cat thinks? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I will take over the world! Bwahahaha, my plan is coming to fruition. Just need to go over here and, and... oooh. Oooh, warm. So warm, getting sleepy. Now what was I thin....zzzz

    18. Re:Does anyone really know what a cat thinks? by Toonol · · Score: 1

      I think philosophy is an incredibly important field that has been left nearly universally in the hands of idiots. I attribute that to the difficulty of falsifying ridiculous claims; charisma and persuasiveness are more important to a philosopher's success than correctness, much like religion.

    19. Re:Does anyone really know what a cat thinks? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Uh-oh. Completely surrounded by no food. Again!

    20. Re:Does anyone really know what a cat thinks? by Evil+Pete · · Score: 1

      The delicious irony is that most people wont realise how true this is and why.

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    21. Re:Does anyone really know what a cat thinks? by DriedClexler · · Score: 1

      I agree completely. Whenever there's genuine progress in philosophy, it's the result of someone trying to solve a practical problem and having to tackle the philosophical issues as a subgoal, rather than the work of a professional philosopher. But then again, that's probably because that's the only way you know you actually did make philosophical progress, as opposed to lulling a bunch of academics into groupthink...

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    22. Re:Does anyone really know what a cat thinks? by Thaddeaus · · Score: 1

      I don't care.

    23. Re:Does anyone really know what a cat thinks? by 4D6963 · · Score: 1

      Huh? Why is that? Lions may not be able to talk, but other smarter animals are able to communicate with us through limited forms of language. See this for an example. Some species of birds have made comparable achievements, like this one.

      So maybe it's amusing and inspiring to think that lions must have very exotic minds that no one could understand, but it seems more likely other animals' intelligence differ from us only in lacking cognitive features and capabilities.

      And that's a problem with philosophy, it's most of the time profoundly unscientific, which is why there are still lively debates about free will when the concept is unfalsifiable and therefore unscientific.

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    24. Re:Does anyone really know what a cat thinks? by Enigmafan · · Score: 1

      "If a lion could talk, we could not understand him."

      Really? Because most of the communication would be variations of "let's get that one!". Any other communication might be of the scented variant, which most cat owners already understand.

    25. Re:Does anyone really know what a cat thinks? by Meski · · Score: 1

      They need a qualified observer for that large a value of cat.

    26. Re:Does anyone really know what a cat thinks? by PingPongBoy · · Score: 1

      Give me food. Now.

      Ok. You've got me going.

      I recall Garfield strip where he's standing on a table, holding Jon's shirt, and has his face right up against Jon's, and he says "Gimme food. Lots of it. And right now." This was in an classic era when Garfield was typically quite funny.

      On a more serious note, a machine that has the intelligence level of a cat (in consideration of problem-solving, memory, attention span, choice of action, conceptualization, etc.), one may easily ask What if the machine is scaled up 10 or 100 times? Could it become able to understand some advanced abstractions like baseball or electromagnetism? Perhaps scaling will help, but scaling some parts up by 1000 or 100000 while other parts only by 5 or 10 may be all that's required. Such partial scaling could be within reach.

      So will we suddenly see a lot of competing brain simulations???

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    27. Re:Does anyone really know what a cat thinks? by Jesus_666 · · Score: 1

      Maybe once we see a cat brain simulation and not just a neural network that just happens to have roughly the same number of nodes as there are neurons in a cat's brain.

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  2. Okay... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    Somehow my pet parrot now seems oddly... delicious. :O

    1. Re:Okay... by j00r0m4nc3r · · Score: 1

      I just left a scent marker on my co-workers desk. He gave me an odd look while I did it...

    2. Re:Okay... by owlstead · · Score: 1

      I hope you used your front end for that.

  3. nonlinear by Garble+Snarky · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Wouldn't power consumption grow more than linearly with neuron count? I would think the number of connections is the dominant factor - so the comparison of two data points of power consumption vs neuron count is meaningless.

    1. Re:nonlinear by jabuzz · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You assume all neurons are connected to all other neurons. My brain does not work like that, so why you would expect a simulated brain to work like that does not make sense.

    2. Re:nonlinear by gnick · · Score: 2, Interesting

      You assume all neurons are connected to all other neurons. My brain does not work like that...

      Are you sure? I know that all of the neurons in your brain are not directly connected, but that doesn't imply that there's no path between them. So, while the power consumption involved with neuron interaction may not increase quite as much per added neuron as if you had direct connections between each of them, it still seems that it would be more complicated than a direct linear correlation.

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    3. Re:nonlinear by MrNaz · · Score: 3, Funny

      It makes sense if you assume that *his* brain works like that.

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    4. Re:nonlinear by poetmatt · · Score: 1

      considering that I can't even find the quote for the second article linked, I'll remain skeptical of the whole thing. The article on that "low power" version doesn't say anything about low power, in fact it talks about wattage woes and concerns due to the requirements to make a "neural" processor equivalent.

      Also of note is that they're doing the same idea as intel, just at a horrendously lower capability. Basically a lack of information and whole lot of hype.

    5. Re:nonlinear by pz · · Score: 1

      Wouldn't power consumption grow more than linearly with neuron count? I would think the number of connections is the dominant factor - so the comparison of two data points of power consumption vs neuron count is meaningless.

      Neurons are not typically fully connected in K-star like networks, they are more usually connected to a fixed number of other neurons that varies by type from a small handful to 10,000. The latter number (10,000) is used as when researchers and scientists want to estimate the total number of connections in the cortex, especially when talking about simulations or writing grant proposals where bigger numbers are more impressive.

      So, power consumption should grow linearly with neuron count, if the simulation is following this particular lead from biology, and the simulation writers didn't do something stupid to create an O(n^2) dependency.

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    6. Re:nonlinear by Raffaello · · Score: 1

      From the article on the "low power" neurogrid chip (page 3):

      Just a few miles down the road, at the IBM Almaden Research Center in San Jose, a computer scientist named Dharmendra Modha recently used 16 digital Blue Gene supercomputer racks to mathematically simulate 55 million neurons connected by 442 billion synapses. The insights gained from that impressive feat will help in the design of future neural chips. But Modha’s computers consumed 320,000 watts of electricity, enough to power 260 American households. By comparison, Neurogrid’s 1 million neurons are expected to sip less than a watt.

      So 5 orders of magnitude less power than current digital designs. Note however that they compute in a fundamentally different way - i.e., probabilistically, not deterministically. Since this is how real neurons work, the non-determinism is not a problem for such uses.

      btw, they achieve this low power consumption by not generating a voltage spike until a certain threshold of much lower voltage (and much more variable) signals has accumulated in a capacitor. By contrast, digital devices effectively generate a voltage spike for every clock cycle, which of course requires far more power.

    7. Re:nonlinear by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      thanks, I was trying to search from the slashdot summary but couldn't find it, was looking for the paragraph. (bad slashdot! quit rewording the fucking summaries).

  4. All those neurons using less than 1 watt? by drainbramage · · Score: 5, Funny

    All those neurons using less than 1 watt?
    I know some people like that.

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    1. Re:All those neurons using less than 1 watt? by protodevilin · · Score: 1

      I know some cats like that.

    2. Re:All those neurons using less than 1 watt? by Nerdfest · · Score: 3, Funny

      I'm being environmentally, friendly you insensitive clod!

    3. Re:All those neurons using less than 1 watt? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But you've done irreparable harm to the grammars and commas! Ouch mine eyes.

    4. Re:All those neurons using less than 1 watt? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Luckely your speling is much better

    5. Re:All those neurons using less than 1 watt? by dontmakemethink · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Actually if you read TFA, the long-pondered question of why humans only use 1-15% of their brain is largely a matter of power consumption, and the reason for the abundance of dormant neurons is for greater potential diversity of thought.

      "While accounting for just 2 percent of our body weight, the human brain devours 20 percent of the calories that we eat."

      "The brain achieves optimal energy efficiency by firing no more than 1 to 15 percent—and often just 1 percent—of its neurons at a time."

      That seems to indicate that a human brain would burn more calories than the rest of the body if it were "always on".

      Being a hypoglycemia sufferer, I can attest to the severe limitations of brain activity when deprived of sugar. Before being diagnosed I underwent tunnel vision and black-outs, not to mention the typical mood swings, shakiness, cold sensations, etc.

      Never has my nickname been more appropriate...

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    6. Re:All those neurons using less than 1 watt? by electrons_are_brave · · Score: 1

      When you said "humans only use 1-15% of their brain" I know you meant "at a time". But just in case someone thinks this is the old: Unlock your potential - use the other 90% of your brain, here's a simple explanation: http://health.howstuffworks.com/10-brain-myths10.htm

  5. Brain Power by Trevin · · Score: 2, Informative

    The cat's brain is made up of 1 BILLION neurons and 10 trillion synapses. So with the nuerogrid chips, it will require at least a kilowatt to simulate.

    1. Re:Brain Power by rattaroaz · · Score: 1

      Mmmmm . . . Billion cat brains.

    2. Re:Brain Power by L4t3r4lu5 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      So with the nuerogrid chips, it will require at least a kilowatt to simulate.

      So, a reduction of 319kW, then? That's pretty good.

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    3. Re:Brain Power by Xest · · Score: 2, Funny

      Damn, if only we could find such a great source of power!

    4. Re:Brain Power by Yvan256 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      In a simulation of 55 million neurons on a traditional supercomputer, 320,000 watts of power was required, while a 1-million neuron Neurogrid chip array is expected to consume less than one watt.

      320kW / 55 = 5.818kW per million of neuro with a traditional supercomputer.
      One watt per million of neuro with a Neurogrid chip array.

      So if a cat's brain is 1 BILLION neurons, that would require 5818.182kW with a supercomputer and 1kW with the Neurogrid chip array.

      A reduction of 5817.182kW.

    5. Re:Brain Power by hattig · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Their chip uses 340 transistors to model a neuron, and has 65536 neurons.

      That means it has ~22m transistors for neurons, although there certainly more transistors managing non-neuron aspects.

      It looks like it was made on a 130nm - 250nm process for the die size.

      Shrink that to 45nm once the technology is proven, and you'll have 8 to 32 times as many neurons in a single chip. That's 512Ki to 2Mi neurons per chip.

      A chip makes up a neural cluster, and you use multiple chips to simulate multiple neural clusters, like a brain. They're using 16 chips at the moment for 1Mi neurons. They'll get to 64Mi neurons easily, and with more clusters, 1Bi doesn't seem out of the question in a few years.

    6. Re:Brain Power by Sponge+Bath · · Score: 1

      Might want to start with simulating a dog brain to save power. That's what, maybe 5 neurons, 1000 synapses, and half a dog biscuit?

    7. Re:Brain Power by L4t3r4lu5 · · Score: 0

      A reduction of five point eight one jiggawatts!

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    8. Re:Brain Power by tmosley · · Score: 1

      Or just one can of cat food. Better get the good stuff, though, she's a bit finicky.

    9. Re:Brain Power by watanabe · · Score: 1

      The fine letter linked to in the above points out the real problems inherent in calculating this out: actually simulating NEURONS, rather than so-called "neural networks" is really hard, and requires a lot of computing power, plus development of techniques that are still cutting edge research. There is no chip array that can do all the (currently not completely specified) simulating of a cat brain at 1 kW.

    10. Re:Brain Power by Elky+Elk · · Score: 1

      Well, cats presumably.

    11. Re:Brain Power by afidel · · Score: 1

      Yeah but it's going to require one hell of a crossbar configuration to connect those chips all to each other at decent speeds. Guess someone better pull the SGI and Cray patents out of mothballs.

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    12. Re:Brain Power by mhajicek · · Score: 1

      Imagine a Beowolf Cluster of Cat Brainz!!!

    13. Re:Brain Power by pwfffff · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      HAHA ANOTHER CAT JOKE! STILL FUNNY, KEEP EM COMIN!

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    14. Re:Brain Power by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      power consumption is not linear with respect to number of neurons.

    15. Re:Brain Power by 2obvious4u · · Score: 1
    16. Re:Brain Power by DrVomact · · Score: 1

      There is no chip array that can do all the (currently not completely specified) simulating of a cat brain at 1 kW.

      You're right when you say it's not specified. In fact, it's completely mysterious to me what constitutes "simulating a brain"—whether it be that of a cat or a human. If it means that you create a "network" that somehow behaves electrically like the electrochemical brain of some biological organism, then that's completely trivial. What does this behavior mean? What makes you think that you have identified anything important about brains?

      So even if that guy succeeded in making something that acts like a cat brain according to some reductionist analysis of what a cat brain "does" (do brains do anything?), he hasn't done anything significant.

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    17. Re:Brain Power by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So its a super-high-power kitty vs. a low power kitty....ill take the low power kitty, less static....

    18. Re:Brain Power by TapeCutter · · Score: 1

      "So even if that guy succeeded in making something that acts like a cat brain according to some reductionist analysis of what a cat brain "does" (do brains do anything?), he hasn't done anything significant"

      Modeling a brain with realistic behaviour is insignificant? - What planet are you from?

      "do brains do anything?" - Apparently yours does very little.

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    19. Re:Brain Power by beguyld · · Score: 1

      Damn, if only we could find such a great source of power!

      Yeah, we could put all the humans in pods, tapping their power to create a huge virtual reality network. Knock knock, Neo...

    20. Re:Brain Power by holmstar · · Score: 1

      So less than my microwave? That's pretty good in my opinion.

  6. Now we know the state of Schrodinger cat... by KiwiCanuck · · Score: 1

    so tuck your head between your legs and wait for the Universe to explode! ~:-)

    1. Re:Now we know the state of Schrodinger cat... by gestalt_n_pepper · · Score: 1

      Well yes, I've been doing this for years now.

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    2. Re:Now we know the state of Schrodinger cat... by MeatBag+PussRocket · · Score: 1

      ... or maybe you havent...

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  7. The power of custom silicon by jabuzz · · Score: 3, Interesting

    If you have custom silicon to do each neuron then you are going to be hugely more power efficient that a general purpose processor simulating a neuron in software. There is nothing new there and anyone who thinks otherwise is just clueless. Given IBM have the facilities and resources to fabricate some custom silicon I fail to see the issue.

    1. Re:The power of custom silicon by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Except that they're using the properties of low-power silicon transistors (they misfire frequently) to model the properties of mushy neurons whilst saving energy. Read the article, it's actually quite interesting.

    2. Re:The power of custom silicon by John+Whitley · · Score: 1

      On that theme, it's easy to calculate some reasonable bounds, based off of actual cat metabolism. Small cats, around 7 lbs., will require ~125 kcal/day to maintain body weight. We can use that kcal/day value as a rough bound, which results in a mighty 6W. For the whole cat. Granted, that includes a lot of nap time, but it also includes all other metabolic functions.

      Obviously, I have no trouble whatsoever believing that it's possible to do better than 320,000 W in simulating a cat brain. Even padding for sleep, we've clearly got a long, long way to go.

    3. Re:The power of custom silicon by mcrbids · · Score: 1

      Sure, dedicated hardware will work faster than emulation in software. But what about the "middle of the road" EG: FPGA? How well could an FPGA allow for actual neuronic simulation with quasi-dedicated hardware, and at what cost?

      Sure, directly fabricated silicon will outperform software emulation on GP hardware. But it's not just a question of silicon vs software...
       

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  8. long ways to go yet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    From the original FA: "The simulation, which runs 100 times slower than an actual cat's brain, is more about watching how thoughts are formed in the brain and how the roughly 1 billion neurons and 10 trillion synapses in a cat's brain work together."

    So the most bad-ass computer simulation, assuming it worked, which this guy is saying it probably didn't, was still 100 times slower than a real cat's brain. A real cat's brain also fits inside a tiny furry space the size of a baseball... and it runs on a once-daily small bowl of cat food. We have a long ways to go.

    1. Re:long ways to go yet by slashchuck · · Score: 2, Informative

      ... A real cat's brain also fits inside a tiny furry space the size of a baseball...

      The brain size of the average cat is 5 centimeters in length and 30 grams.

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    2. Re:long ways to go yet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

      More than this, their simulated neurons aren't anywhere close to the real thing. A real neuron, an individual cell, has tremendous computing power due to the distribution of a bunch of different ion channel types (active conductances) in a highly complex dendritic tree. Simulating a few seconds of just ONE neuron accurately can take several minutes to several hours of supercomputer time. I know this because I do it for a living.

    3. Re:long ways to go yet by toppavak · · Score: 5, Informative

      He's not arguing that it didn't work, he's arguing that they essentially ran a simulation of a large Artificial Neural Network, a relatively trivial task as long as you have a big enough computer behind it. ANNs are essentially points that connect to each other and learn by assigning weights to these various connections- this is essentially the simplest possible way to simulate the behavior of a neuron. The argument is being made that to claim an ANN, regardless of its size, approaches the capabilities of any mammalian brain is simply wrong, and that a true attempt to create such a simulation would need to factor in the stochasticity of ion channels, branchings in neurons and various other biological phenomena that have a tremendous impact on how our brains work.

      Without reading more details on the original work, I'm inclined to say that he has a very valid point if they were indeed only running a large ANN model.

    4. Re:long ways to go yet by L4t3r4lu5 · · Score: 3, Funny

      The simulation, which runs 100 times slower than an actual cat's brain, is more about watching how thoughts are formed in the brain...

      What? I can already tell them that!

      IF $stomach_contents = 0 THEN ConsumeFood;
      IF $claw_count > 0 THEN ScratchShitOutOfFurniture;
      IF $Sphincter_Tension > 0 THEN PoopAnywhereYouWant;
      IF $TimeSinceSleep < 1800 THEN $TimeSinceSleep = $TimeSinceSleep + 1 ELSE YawnFishBreathInOwnersFaceAndFallAsleepOnComputerChair;

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    5. Re:long ways to go yet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There's definitely a difference between simulation and modeling.

    6. Re:long ways to go yet by fran6gagne · · Score: 1

      From the original FA: "The simulation, which runs 100 times slower than an actual cat's brain

      Well, it is a retarded cat brain and you should know that people love retarded animals. On top of that, it doesn't need a litter! I expect to see this thing commercialised soon.

    7. Re:long ways to go yet by fbjon · · Score: 2, Insightful

      No surprise there. Raytracing a photorealistic scene takes far longer than just bouncing some photons around. Running Windows in a VM makes it really slow compared to running on hardware. This "brain" isn't all that different.

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    8. Re:long ways to go yet by Neil+Hodges · · Score: 4, Funny

      ...I know this because I do it for a living.

      Don't each of our brains do this for a living, too?

    9. Re:long ways to go yet by Zackbass · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Considering how little we know about the emergence of intelligence from networks how is it possible to claim outright that an ANN can't approach the capabilities of a human brain? Real neurons are vastly more complex and aren't accurately modeled with such simple systems, but we don't have any idea what those complexities have to do with intelligence, so it seems to be quite the leap of faith to make claims on the topic.

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    10. Re:long ways to go yet by Xest · · Score: 3, Insightful

      It basically just seem to be a case of the same old AI arguments we've always heard even since Turing's days.

      The problem is, we don't actually know what the limits of ANNs are, there is no proof that suggests that they can't, given ever greater amounts of computing power allow for the emergence of (at least seemingly) truly intelligent response to an event.

      So on one hand we have the IBM guys overstating what they've achieved, and on the other we have a guy spouting out a view of the limits of ANNs without actually putting any effort into providing evidence for their limitations.

      I don't know why but the AI field has always been horifically polarised, the kind of arguments you get in that field are just so immature it's beyond belief. You have people in the AI field following their viewpoint religiously, completely unwilling to consider the other viewpoint. To see what I mean just look up some of the discussions on Searle's chinese room argument.

      If AI scientists spent as much time on research as they did bitching at each others experiments and theories we'd have a walking talking robo-jesus by now that could build worlds.

    11. Re:long ways to go yet by dumuzi · · Score: 1

      So it would indeed fit inside a baseball, if the baseball had a hollow spot inside it that was 5cm long (and the right width and height too).

    12. Re:long ways to go yet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Assuming that you've been drunk in your life, it's pretty clear that those complexities have an effect.

      Without those complexities it's like assuming a spidersweb will be effective after you've removed the extra complexity of having some strands be sticky.

      Also you have adolescent pruning and developmental growth biases, and a host of other things that sculpt 'raw' brain matter into something coherent.

    13. Re:long ways to go yet by RevWaldo · · Score: 1

      This could still be an accurate representation. Cats work in batch mode. They sleep 23 hours a day, during which they think about how they'll spend the hour they are awake. So if they're solely comparing the simulation's processing speed to how cats function in awake mode, it may actually be around four times slower in aggregate. Not to shabby.

    14. Re:long ways to go yet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Whilst I think that blue brain may be overkill on the complexity side, there is still more complexity required than provided by ANNs.

      Brains do not simply dump a bunch of neurons in one spot, with a couple of rules on how to organise themselves. The are positioned via chemical gradients, and hundreds of cell signalling molecules. They then interact in complex ways via synapses, length and frequency of firings etc etc.

      Now you could try to model all that with a simple ANN model, but it's going to be hopelessly ineffient, and a nightmare to try and understand.

    15. Re:long ways to go yet by ErikZ · · Score: 1

      It sounds very interesting. Do you know of a good reference for those of us who don't have Masters in Biology or Comp-Sci?

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    16. Re:long ways to go yet by smooth+wombat · · Score: 1

      and you should know that people love retarded animals.

      As evidenced by the popularity of "reality" shows.

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    17. Re:long ways to go yet by Rod+Frey · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Isn't there value in moving to a higher level of abstraction than a single neuron though? Or simplifying the basic elements for the sake of a tractable broader model?

      Simulating a single atom, for example, is reasonably complex: it would be impossible with current computational resources to simulate the electromagnetic properties of a metal if we required accurate simulations of individual atoms. Yet despite ignoring what we know about the atomic models, the higher-level models are very predictive.

      Not that we have such predictive, higher-level models for the brain. That's what some researchers are searching for: I'm just suggesting that those models hopefully won't require accurate simulation of individual neurons. That seems to be the pattern in other domains.

    18. Re:long ways to go yet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I was there at the talk - and with a smattering of neuroscience in my background, I can say it was pretty disappointing.

      It's true we know very little about emergent properties of large ANNs (or large anything, really), so can we learn something from this? Perhaps. But calling it a cat's brain simulation is like me pointing to a copper mine and saying I've built the Statue of Liberty. Raw materials are needed, but so is structure. Plus, you have to use the right raw materials - how important are ion channels in the simulations? I don't know, but neither does Mohda. The guys at the Blue Brain project are doing this correctly - study a physiological simulation, then work your work backwards through levels of abstraction.

      Sadly, it's stuff like this that makes it difficult for wetlab neuroscientists to take the computational guys seriously.

    19. Re:long ways to go yet by Stradivarius · · Score: 1

      Whilst I think that blue brain may be overkill on the complexity side, there is still more complexity required than provided by ANNs.

      That depends on what exactly it is you're trying to demonstrate or investigate. If we're trying to probe the nature of "intelligence" (by whatever of the many possible and potentially limited definitions we may use), examining the properties of a huge ANN may provide insight. For example, how much of a brain's abilities could be achieved by such a network if large enough (regardless of efficiency), and how much requires more complex arrangements?

      It seems to me like there is some value in doing such simulations, and also value in investigating more complex models. IMO this controversy is just an academic pissing contest about whose approach is "better", when we could just recognize them as complementary and move on.

    20. Re:long ways to go yet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Good point. I'm sure Markram only spent 10 minutes of his life working, the length of time it probably took him to write that e-mail.

    21. Re:long ways to go yet by sarkeizen · · Score: 1

      But getting back to the letter from "Henry Markram". My reading of the article is that it says a few things: i) That this *isn't a simulation of a cats brain* which regardless of what one believes about intelligence appears to be correct. ii) This isn't anything new.

    22. Re:long ways to go yet by R2.0 · · Score: 1

      "I don't know why but the AI field has always been horifically polarised, the kind of arguments you get in that field are just so immature it's beyond belief. You have people in the AI field following their viewpoint religiously, completely unwilling to consider the other viewpoint."

      Replace "AI" with any field of human endeavor involving an irrational component and it's still true. Anything where the answer to a fundamental question should be "I don't know" will compel some people to proclaim that they DO "know".

      When we can answer the question "What is consciousness?", we'll make faster progress.

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    23. Re:long ways to go yet by Lundse · · Score: 1

      ...and on the other we have a guy spouting out a view of the limits of ANNs without actually putting any effort into providing evidence for their limitations.

      I didn't see him railing against ANNs being capable of performing as good as, or beyond, a cat. Or a human. Or even performing in basically the same manner. What the FA said was that no simple ANN can be a simulation of a cats brain, because a cats brain is not a simple ANN.

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    24. Re:long ways to go yet by mdielmann · · Score: 1

      ...I know this because I do it for a living.

      Don't each of our brains do this for a living, too?

      I only wish that were true.

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    25. Re:long ways to go yet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You must have missed the point of the article.

      Our brains transmit crap randomly and with a high degree of noise.

      This computer transmits crap randomly and with a high degree of noise.

      Therefore, this computer is like our brain.

    26. Re:long ways to go yet by LockeOnLogic · · Score: 1

      Suppose you were an idiot and a member of congress. But I repeat myself.

    27. Re:long ways to go yet by LockeOnLogic · · Score: 1

      There's is no proof that suggests that it can either.

    28. Re:long ways to go yet by Blakey+Rat · · Score: 1

      The brain size of the average cat is 5 centimeters in length and 30 grams. ... which is small enough to fit inside a baseball.

      So, uh... thanks for correcting the already-correct post? I guess?

    29. Re:long ways to go yet by IICV · · Score: 1

      I'm a zombie, you insensitive clod!

    30. Re:long ways to go yet by pwfffff · · Score: 0, Troll

      HAHA CAT PSEUDOCODE WITH LOTS OF SLEEPS! ORIGINAL! HILARIOUS!

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    31. Re:long ways to go yet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'd have a bridge in New York to sell that's really a backstreet in Jersey - close enough.

    32. Re:long ways to go yet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So on one hand we have the IBM guys overstating what they've achieved, and on the other we have a guy spouting out a view of the limits of ANNs without actually putting any effort into providing evidence for their limitations.

      Maybe you should read up a bit on the Blue Brain Project and Henry Markram a little bit.

    33. Re:long ways to go yet by liquiddark · · Score: 1

      I think the main reason why it's a valid claim is ANNs have been under study for getting close to half a century at this point in various forms and have shown extreme adeptness at pattern matching and not a whole lot of ability in other domains. ANNs are indeed very good pattern matchers, but the research on them has contributed to a theory of mind that although pattern matching is a multi-level and extremely important mental activity, there's significantly more going on than just pattern matching, and ANNs are not a good way to model these other phenomena.

    34. Re:long ways to go yet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's a leap of faith to say that a few orders of magnitude worth of complexity might have something to do with intelligence?

      Growing a lot of fine processes and managing ion channel diversity takes time and energy, and evolution doesn't generally conserve things which are expensive unless there's a good reason to do so. Besides, if intelligence were prone to emerge from highly simplified neural networks, I expect we'd be holding conversations with cockroaches.

    35. Re:long ways to go yet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have run a simulation and assuming a spherical cat, your calculations are valid.

    36. Re:long ways to go yet by TapeCutter · · Score: 1

      "a true attempt to create such a simulation would need to factor in the stochasticity of ion channels, branchings in neurons and various other biological phenomena that have a tremendous impact on how our brains work."

      If this research is connected to IBM's blue brain project then that is exactly what they have done with their simulation of a mouse neocortex. It is not simply an abstract ANN which any first year CS student should be able to knock up, it is a true simulation based on the brains physical and chemical properties.

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    37. Re:long ways to go yet by toppavak · · Score: 1

      Which is why the critique in TFA was penned by someone from the blue brain project...

    38. Re:long ways to go yet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      don't call it slow, that's bad manners, the politically correct term is mentally challenged cat simulation

    39. Re:long ways to go yet by 4D6963 · · Score: 1

      Considering how little we know about the emergence of intelligence from networks how is it possible to claim outright that an ANN can approach the capabilities of a human brain?

      FYP. I'll put my money on "there's a reason why brains have a clear structure, and a reason why neurons are more complex and powerful than the 'points' simulated there". Compare it to wielding a bunch of transistors together in an indiscriminate grid and try to program a computer out of this.

      But I'll agree with you that it's hard to make claims on the topic, and as usual when people decide they shouldn't make opinions on a topic they end up disagreeing on the opinion to make by default.

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    40. Re:long ways to go yet by 4D6963 · · Score: 1

      we have a guy spouting out a view of the limits of ANNs without actually putting any effort into providing evidence for their limitations.

      The fact that in 50 years we got little better out of ANNs that unreliable methods of pattern matching should be good enough a reason. We have practically no reason to think that by putting much more than billions of those together something will magically pop out.

      Actually, it's always the same excuse, "we can't simulate enough yet". When will we have enough? Let me guess, one billion isn't enough for even an ant-like intelligence, so one trillion won't be good enough either? Yeah, time to realise what's obvious, the key isn't in how many you can stick together, it's all in figuring out how it's even supposed to work.

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    41. Re:long ways to go yet by shentino · · Score: 1

      Trying to simulate an analog system in a digital machine.

    42. Re:long ways to go yet by Xest · · Score: 1

      No, it's not that simple. ANNs have been evolving even in recent years, so to suggest the early paper based models have any relevance to what ANNs are doing now is wrong.

      Being able to simulate enough here is a big deal too and can't simply be dismissed as an excuse. The brain works as a combination of billions of relatively simple neurons, and the fact the brain works is a result of emergent processes. As you require at least millions of these neurons for even the most simple patterns to be able to emerge then it's very much a case of being able to simulate on a massive scale.

      The issue is what are the limits of emergence in an artificial neural network, and the answer is that we simply do not know- there's a good chance we can't do full brain simulation because artificial neurons are over-simplified, but it may be able to provide some properties of intelligent beings which is still an important step which will give enormous clues on the best way forward. A lack of computing power cannot simply be dismissed as an excuse in this case, because brains are effectively massively complex computing devices.

    43. Re:long ways to go yet by 4D6963 · · Score: 1

      Ants have 250,000 brain cells. What's the excuse for not being able to simulate an ant's intelligence?

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    44. Re:long ways to go yet by Xest · · Score: 1

      Individual ants aren't intelligent and we can simulate them perfectly well.

      Groups of ants are capable of seemingly intelligent action however, such as the creation of ants nests, searching for food and so on. We are also able to simulate these things perfectly well, in fact, the latter has been used for various real life purposes that could benefit from the emergent patterns of multiple ants working together. See ant colony optimization if you are interested further.

      There is no problem simulating individual ants, or groups of ants. They are not however particularly relevant to this discussion for the above mentioned reason that they are not really, as individuals, intelligent as such. It's a different problem to something as complex as the brain of a mammal, which is largely why the swarm intelligence of many insects groups has been solved separately. See here for further information:

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ant_colony_optimization

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ant_robotics

    45. Re:long ways to go yet by 4D6963 · · Score: 1

      We can simulate ants macroscopically, by specifically writing algorithms for each of the things they do. You can create a network of neurons that'll spontaneously figure out how to walk or do any of the things ants do, without first programming them to do so.

      That's exactly as if you said we've simulated human brains because we have crowd simulators that work quite well. In other words, you're completely off topic.

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  9. Except by brian0918 · · Score: 1

    Except that individual neurons have tens of thousands of possible connections to other neurons, and continually morph and change those connections. That's impossible to do on a rigid piece of hardware.

    1. Re:Except by eldavojohn · · Score: 4, Informative

      Except that individual neurons have tens of thousands of possible connections to other neurons, and continually morph and change those connections. That's impossible to do on a rigid piece of hardware.

      I'm no expert and I've just been reading the second link's project site on Stanford's page but your assertion to continually morph and change those connections seems to be mitigated by this strategy:

      Neurogrid simulates six billion synaptic connections by using local analog communication, another choice motivated by cortical studies. Cortical axons synapse profusely in a local area, course along for a while, then do it again. Thus, nearby neurons receive inputs from largely the same axons, as expected from the map-like organization of cortical areas. Local wires running between neighboring silicon neurons emulate these patches, invoking postsynaptic potentials within a programmable radius. Using a patch radius of 6 lets us increase the number of synaptic connections a hundredfold—from 600 million to six billion—without increasing digital communication.

      If they connect most (if not all) possible connections that the morphing/changing synaptic channels can take, then they use a sort of addressing technique and RAM strategy to continually morph and change:

      Instead of hardwiring the silicon neurons together, as Mead did in his silicon retina, we softwired them by assigning unique addresses. Every time a spike occurs, the chip outputs that neuron’s address. This address points to a memory location (RAM) that holds the synaptic target’s address, or to multiple memory locations if the neuron has multiple synaptic targets. When this address is fed back into the chip, a post-synaptic potential is triggered at the target. An extremely efficient technique, as the same post-synaptic circuit serves all the synapses that neuron receives—virtual synapses! Encoding, translating, and decoding an address happens fast enough to route several million spikes per second, allowing a million connections to be made among a thousand silicon neurons. These softwires may be rerouted simply by overwriting the RAM’s look-up table, making it possible to specify any desired synaptic connectivity.

      Although their page is really hard for a lay person like myself to get through, it's very informative. Having read it, I'm considerably more optimistic about the future of biological tissues and nervous systems being translated to hardware. At least people are starting back at the simple components and adding new twists.

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    2. Re:Except by brian0918 · · Score: 1

      invoking postsynaptic potentials within a programmable radius.

      So basically some of the simulation is still software-side, then.

    3. Re:Except by TheRaven64 · · Score: 1

      It's odd that they're using analogue connections and then digital processing. A neuron's function is much easier to simulate using op-amps than transistors. It's a shame there hasn't been much commercial work in analogue computing for the last few decades; throwing vast amounts of digital circuitry at a problem isn't always the best solution.

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  10. Simon's Cat by Rik+Sweeney · · Score: 1

    I bet they just based their simulation on Simon's Cat which, to be honest, is a pretty accurate representation.

  11. argument from personal ignorance, but.... by debatem1 · · Score: 1

    I don't really see how they would have verified that they were able to simulate a cat's brain. AFAIK, we don't have single-neuron level imaging, and the resolution on FMRI and EEG put those right out. Looking at macro level behavior would be pretty absurd- I too, can write a program that will decide to play with yarn. Unless there's something I'm missing, IBM seems to have made a claim it can't support.

    1. Re:argument from personal ignorance, but.... by Xest · · Score: 1

      Why do we need single neuron level imaging? The activity of a single neuron really tells us very little. The emergent patterns in the form of brain activity of multiple neurons are what matters. The question is whether we are getting the right responses in this respect from the right set of neurons in reaction to the corresponding trigger.

    2. Re:argument from personal ignorance, but.... by vertinox · · Score: 1

      AFAIK, we don't have single-neuron level imaging, and the resolution on FMRI and EEG put those right out.

      Just so that you know... We can get higher resolutions on brains neurons by invasive means such as cutting the brain apart and looking at live cells slice by slice under a powerful microscope.

      It is rather tedious and gruesome but it is a viable way to look at the neurons directly.

      Its even been to done to humans after they have passed away, but animals you can sort of get away with doing it while the subject is still "hot". (Oh I am making this sound worse than it is)

      As far as non-invasive resolutions, yes, so far we don't have individual neuron levels but doesn't mean we have other means.

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    3. Re:argument from personal ignorance, but.... by debatem1 · · Score: 1

      The question is whether we are getting the right responses in this respect from the right set of neurons in reaction to the corresponding trigger.

      As I see it, there's several problems here.

      The first is that we don't really understand neurology all that well- higher level thought is, for the most part, a mystery to us, so identifying the "right set" isn't really possible for us at this point.

      The second is that even if we were able to select the "right set", I don't think we have the imaging technology necessary to distinguish between correct and incorrect states without inducing a margin of error that would qualify our hypothesis out of existence. I may be wrong about that- it's been known to happen, and I'm not an expert.

      The third is that because many different regions of the brain are involved in high level thought, the degree of confidence you can gain from any one observation matching the model is relatively low, even if you could have confidence that you're measuring the right thing and that your measurements are accurate.

      Putting all of this together, the only way I can see to verify correctness would be to ensure a very tight correlation between total model state and total simulation state. AFAICT, that will require incredibly good nondestructive resolution to be practical. I don't know for sure, but as far as I do know we aren't there yet- which brings me back to the question of why they said anything if they weren't sure.

    4. Re:argument from personal ignorance, but.... by debatem1 · · Score: 1

      You seem to have some knowledge here, so if you don't mind (and will forgive the pun) I'd like to pick your brain about this.

      Lets say we have a tabby, an ocelot, and a simulation that we are told models one of the two. Given that we're able to perform any kind of scan or procedure on the two animals, could we determine which species the simulation was using only that data?

    5. Re:argument from personal ignorance, but.... by vertinox · · Score: 1

      Lets say we have a tabby, an ocelot, and a simulation that we are told models one of the two. Given that we're able to perform any kind of scan or procedure on the two animals, could we determine which species the simulation was using only that data?

      I'm not a neuro-scientist. Just a fan of it.

      But its the different between looking at a brain of a brown field mouse, white lab mouse, and a hamster.

      You could probably tell the different between the mice and the hamster by looking at the structure, but you can't really tell which one was which of the brown and white mouse.

      I mean if you were allowed to examine more than that you could by fatty content and size based off assumptions of the animals diet.

      I suppose you could assume that the field mouse had different diet conditions than the lab one...

      But yeah, if we are talking about two completely different cat species of a house cat and an ocelot, you could just look at the brain structure if it were modeled correctly and say... This is that species.

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    6. Re:argument from personal ignorance, but.... by TheRaven64 · · Score: 1

      If we don't have single neuron level imaging, we can't wire up our neural network like a cat's brain. Until then, it's like wiring up 42M transistors at random and saying we've simulated a Pentium 4. We may be simulating something of equivalent complexity, but that's about it.

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    7. Re:argument from personal ignorance, but.... by Xest · · Score: 1

      No, that's simply not the case because it takes more than an individual neuron to produce intelligence but instead it is the emergent patterns amongst many neurons that matters. It doesn't matter if we haven't precisely managed to mimic the neuron or the layout of the brain, what matters is whether we can create a system that will allow for those same emergent patterns in response to actions. It's nothing like wiring up 42M transistors at random because there is no logic behind those transistors, whilst neural networks do have a logical design to them which allows for the emergent patterns to arise.

      The question is to what extent those algorithms allow emergent patterns to arise- certainly they are successful at pattern recognition in that we can use neural networks to recognise patterns amongst noise, just as the human mind must recognise things via the bodies senses. For what it's worth I'm in the camp that ANNs aren't sufficient for anything particularly complex, but as this isn't proven it's false to outright claim that they are not sufficient.

  12. Brute force neurons... by xtracto · · Score: 4, Insightful

    So according to this guy rant letter, the "cat-brain simulation" was nothing more than the simulation of a ANN wiht X number of neurons with X equal to the average number of neurons in a cat.

    However, it seems the /complexity/ of the simulated neurons is not remotely similar to that of the neurons of a real cat.

    With that view, yes it seems less breakthrough. The experiment reminds me of AI researchers that thought that we could get intelligent machines using a brute-force kind of approach; this by adding /enough/ knowledge-rules, /enough/ processing power, etc...

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    1. Re:Brute force neurons... by FlyingBishop · · Score: 1

      Until Moore's law tapers off you shouldn't really denigrate those who think that. It looks like we should have enough power by now, but that doesn't mean that more power won't make it easier.

      It's also a perfectly reasonable assertion that current computers remain too slow to properly do strong AI.

    2. Re:Brute force neurons... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's not the amount, it's the entire paradigm. The model is flawed. AI research as it's done today mostly just keeps primatologists higher than 0 on the food chain and computer science academics on the wane making absurd claims to alleviate their fear of death.

  13. Skeptical? by golden+age+villain · · Score: 5, Interesting

    This IBM announcement was just ridiculous. To cite only one argument, the brain does not consist only of neurons. It contains at least as many other cells which are also involved in signal processing. Mohda would be laughed at in any neuroscience conference and he certainly doesn't help the cause of theoreticians in the neuroscience field by making such stupid announcements. Eugene Izhikevich who designed the neuron model being used for these simulations had a PNAS paper not too long ago modeling the entire human brain and he did not claim that he successfully modeled the human brain. Plus no one has any clue how the brain computes really so making a claim about the formation of thoughts is just nonsense.

    1. Re:Skeptical? by radtea · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Plus no one has any clue how the brain computes really so making a claim about the formation of thoughts is just nonsense.

      Unfortunately, what a certain class of pseudo-scientist has learned is that monkeys in suits are too stupid to know the difference between real, conservative, careful science and over-hyped handwaving. Since we live in a world where monkeys in suits have managed to get almost total control of the corporate system and used that to leverage thier way into political power, people who suck up to the monkeys and make them feel good about themselves and their world by making outrageously false claims get rewarded with cash, while real scientists get left behind.

      Our world increasingly looks like Fredrick Pohl's story "The Marching Morons", in which idiots have taken over the world (it's much more clever than the film "Idiocracy" was) and the idiots refer to the few remaining smart people, who keep things running, as "dummies". In retrospect, Pohl's story seems less about genetics (intelligence being at best very weakly heritable, as everyone with a brain knows) and more about the social factors that put money and power into the hands of exactly the kind of human who seeks money and power (rather than knowledge and serenity.)

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    2. Re:Skeptical? by agnosticnixie · · Score: 1

      There's also the number of assemblies we don't know about that have been disregarded early to be brought back on the table (name forgotten) as something that's a) important and b) much much much more powerful than we thought (Kurzweil likened them to RAM, which they are ostensibly not). Oh, and c) we have no real clue how they work because neuroscience isn't even there yet.

    3. Re:Skeptical? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      intelligence being at best very weakly heritable, as everyone with a brain knows

      /off topic

      This is incorrect.

      Cites:

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hans_Eysenck
      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arthur_Jensen

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Bell_Curve
      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mainstream_Science_on_Intelligence

      Just to get you started.

      Cheers.

  14. Oblig. Penny Arcade ref by L4t3r4lu5 · · Score: 2, Funny
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  15. Not surprised, remember Deep Blue? by NapalmScatterBrain · · Score: 2, Interesting

    IBM has a known history of making overblown claims. This is what happens when you let your PR mesh with your technical research. Deep Blue was a giant PR stunt, and they had humans retooling the code in between matches. What a crock. When they get a robot that catches mice, purrs, and jumps on the table to eat my burger when I leave the room for 2 seconds, maybe then I'll believe it.

  16. Almaden's Dharmendra Modha: You got pwned! by __aailob1448 · · Score: 3, Funny

    I saw that story earlier and dismissed it for the crap that it was. I'd like to thank Henry Markram for vindicating my snap judgment with his flame email.

    1. Re:Almaden's Dharmendra Modha: You got pwned! by yt.rabb+at+gmail · · Score: 5, Funny

      The only thing missing from that email was his momma. Hey Mohda, Your momma's research methodology is so flawed, that she puts the hypothesis to be proven as an assumption. Biatch.

  17. Markram's for real by bellwould · · Score: 5, Informative

    My research recently took me to some of Markram's work - the guy is brilliant and REALISTIC. His research goals are simple and attainable and any claims of success he has are *well* within the real world. He's incrementally worked his way up from a few neurons - the way a *real* scientist works; and to him, the simplest "brain simulation" of any sort is definitely possible, but far off in the future.

    1. Re:Markram's for real by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sounds a bit like the sort of fight that is brewing between the cell simulator communities. On one side are the Systems biology folks who believe that with a sufficiently large training set you can generate a complex model that is predictive for things outside of the training set. But the rules themselves generated in the model aren't meaningful.

      At the other end of the spectrum are the folks trying to sort out all the various contacts between various entities in the cell, and how one goes from all of these rules based on physical chemistry to a description of the cell. Two totally different approaches, each are valid depending on how you define the problem you're trying to solve.

      In the above argument, it feels a little like this is the same argument. One is just trying out a really complex model (over simplification of neurons aside, this is still a large and complex model) and they want to see what they get. Granted they've probably oversold their results by a few orders of magnitude, but you HAVE to make some approximations in such things and it is not predetermined at all where the line is as far as how much approximation you can tolerate. No one would realistically suggest simulating a brain from a quantum mechanical description of all the bits of all the cells and hope to get anywhere with it. Too little approximation. Even treating all the cells like collections of point entities for the various proteins, nucleic acids, lipids, sugars, small molecules etc. is too little approximation. But the argument here that neurons can't be treated like point entities is an argument that the approximation has gone too far. I tend to agree, but there may still be interesting things that emerge in simulating such a large collection of simple elements. They may teach us VERY LITTLE about the actual function of the brain, but might teach us something useful about machine learning etc.

      -sk

    2. Re:Markram's for real by Rogerborg · · Score: 1

      You make a compelling argument. In fact, I won't even bother asking for citations, I'll just ask how I can send money to this scientific demigod. Is cash OK?

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    3. Re:Markram's for real by bellwould · · Score: 1

      Very insightful!

  18. I CAN HAZ THINKINESS, THERE4 I IZ? by itsdapead · · Score: 1

    Think about it. Think about it like a cat.

    In block-capital Papyrus on top of a humourous cat photo.

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    In a survey of 100 programmers, 111111 thought that duck-typing was a good idea.
    1. Re:I CAN HAZ THINKINESS, THERE4 I IZ? by Neil+Hodges · · Score: 1

      I think you meant "block-capital Impact."

    2. Re:I CAN HAZ THINKINESS, THERE4 I IZ? by Blakey+Rat · · Score: 1

      FAIL!

      LOLCAT font is IMPACT. Fool! Every cat should know that.

  19. Another project by sznupi · · Score: 1

    http://intranet.cs.man.ac.uk/apt/projects/SpiNNaker/

    It seems that for quite a lot of folks toying with topology and interconnects is a promising approach.

    --
    One that hath name thou can not otter
  20. Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal Knows by eldavojohn · · Score: 1

    Think about it. Think about it like a cat.

    SMBC explained why cat translation products fail. Although there are financial endeavors to decode dog.

    --
    My work here is dung.
    1. Re:Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal Knows by 2obvious4u · · Score: 1

      Ah yes, the dog translator.

  21. Has anybody claimed..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Has anybody claimed/verified that the cat in question is alive?

  22. a binary simulation by Sterculius · · Score: 1

    I have simulated a Conservative Republican's brain with only two points: 1. Listen to Rush Limbaugh. 2. Mindlessly repeat what Rush says.

    1. Re:a binary simulation by agnosticnixie · · Score: 1
  23. One question remain! by fran6gagne · · Score: 1

    Can one of those cats run linux?

    1. Re:One question remain! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That would be nice, cause I'd like to hack my cat so it stops scratching the sofa!

  24. Emo Philips by Temujin_12 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    "I used to think that the brain was the most wonderful organ in my body. Then I realized who was telling me this."

    --
    Faith is a willingness to accept something w/o complete proof and to act on it. Reason allows you to correct that faith.
    1. Re:Emo Philips by 2obvious4u · · Score: 1

      Gee and to think I thought my penis was mine...

  25. Quantum computing vs digital by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Brains use quantum computing plus new physics. You can't simulate that in classical digital efficiently. The computational power of the quantum computer scales exponentially, whereas computational power of digital computers scale linearly. The advantages of quantum are somewhat offset by increased error handling problems, but that doesn't make it much easier to simulate.

    Having said that, with our digital computing power increasing exponentially with time, they could make a digital analog to a brain, and thereby prove that the brain is more than electrical circuits, because that digital version doesn't function properly.

  26. Skeptics! Buuuuuurn them! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    These cat-brain deniers are making me SICK! idiots!

    The debate about cat brain simulation is OVER!

  27. Ah, one of the greatest mysteries of Slashdot! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We now know what AC does for living. Or at least that it has something to do with supercomputers and brain simulation, possinbly biologics too... This certainly explains why he seems to be able to claim expertise in nearrly any given subject!

  28. Cat brain. by fahrbot-bot · · Score: 1

    It's hard to verify anything cause the machine just sits there and ignores everyone.

    --
    It must have been something you assimilated. . . .
  29. Re:Adult Children Seeking Attention by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Actually, I'd say you are being unduly optimistic about human nature, and unduly pessimistic about how things are going.

    When was the golden age you imply once existed when most individuals worked diligently and wisely for the benefit of all?

    The human animal is still the same animal that it has been since before recorded history. We're selfish. There is quite literally no limit to what we will do towards our own selfish ends.

    We've done pretty well for ourselves since we started making selfish work, and even though some times are better than others we're still doing pretty well.

  30. Re:Adult Children Seeking Attention by geekoid · · Score: 1

    It's not nearly as bad as it seems.

    The media doesn't understand what fair and balance is. They assume every opinion are equal and as valid as facts. They are not.
    Media generates controversy and then display it for all to see. Hence, the perception is that it's all a fight and confusion. This is generally incorrect.

    Science marches and and continues to deliver the goods.

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    The Kruger Dunning explains most post on /. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dunning%E2%80%93Kruger_effect
  31. and you're a sockpuppet by SuperBanana · · Score: 1

    Seriously, you haven't posted in 4-5 years, and you jump out to post now? Let me guess, you work in his lab...

    1. Re:and you're a sockpuppet by palegray.net · · Score: 1

      The term "sockpuppet" is usually reserved for someone who posts under multiple accounts. I believe you were looking for "mouthpiece" instead.

    2. Re:and you're a sockpuppet by bellwould · · Score: 1

      Seriously, you haven't posted in 4-5 years, and you jump out to post now? Let me guess, you work in his lab...

      Thanks for the comment. In defense of my posting-latency, I prefer to know what I know before I post comments and quite frankly, just about every comment I plan to write on Slashdot is already written! Today was a rare event.

      I'm a physicist and author, writing a sci-fi novel that throws rocks at the concept of ever simulating a brain using a Von Neumann machine. Markram would not likely want me in his lab -- but he has my greatest respect. He may end up proving my own theories, which, without funding I cannot pursue (few institutions fund *dis-provers*).

      BTW I've had only one Slashdot account - ever :-)

  32. Accuracy of the simulation can't be confirmed by Locke2005 · · Score: 1

    Until it can piss on my briefcase because it thinks I've been ignoring it we have no way of confirming that it is actually simulating a real cat's brain.

    --
    I've abandoned my search for truth; now I'm just looking for some useful delusions.
  33. Think of the possibilities, though! by Tetsujin · · Score: 1

    I think people are missing the obvious potential here. I mean, if you could engineer a computer to accurately simulate a cat's brain, then you could implant that computer in a sexy gynoid body, and have a robot-girl with the mind of a cat!

    --
    Bow-ties are cool.
  34. Ass-like Computing by DynaSoar · · Score: 1

    If pressed, Dr. Boahen himself would contradict the Discover article and say the chips were not "brain like" at all. He's working from the same place Karl Pribram worked from 50 years ago, and Karl still can't say he knows how the brain works. Simulating a process that's assumed to be a part of brain function because it can produce results more effectively and/or efficiently that brute force digital computing does not make it "brain like". The comparison/contrast done on power consumption doesn't make a case for similarity to brain function either. It's even more misleading because the sole source of power for the brain is metabolism of glucose, with no consideration of Ohm's law and such to be taken into account.

    Some of the most primitive neural networking devices were capable of learning to a depth and at a speed far outstripping the brain when the number of neurons/switched are taken into account. To make a chip more "brain like" is to negate that benefit. There are 7 billion human brains running around loose, and way too many cat brains if you ask the SPCA. We don't need to build more. At least not the hard way. What we need are devices that can out perform the brain in specialized functions. Mimicking a process in order to mimic a result does not produce an efficient process or even an efficient mimicking. Building in "noise" when one doesn't even understand what the noise is for (here taken in the signal processing sense: anything other than a defined signal is noise) doesn't improve the situation. Even more salient, building a digital simulation of an analog process introduces error that compounds the longer it runs. No, not even neurons "firing" are digital in nature. They require a voltage curve specific to the neuron type that in general follows a specific pattern of hyperpolarization and depolarization which is itself analog. Furthermore, the voltage measured is a change over time either inside or outside the cell membrane; taken together the internal and external voltages balance as to the respective changes. Digital signals are one voltage throughout the channel.

    The continual insistence at trying to satisfy the descriptor "brain like" when one doesn't have an accurate description of that the brain itself is like, only makes Edsger Dijkstra's quote more relevant: "The question of whether a computer can think is no more interesting than the question of whether a submarine can swim."

    --
    "I may be synthetic, but I'm not stupid." -- Bishop 341-B
  35. IBM forgot a critical adjective by russotto · · Score: 1

    They did manage to simulate a cat brain... but they failed to mention it was a dead cat.

  36. As Neo said to Trinity... by AlpineR · · Score: 1

    Whoa. Déjà vu.

  37. Free will by AlpineR · · Score: 1

    Digital computers are deterministic: Throw the same equation at them a thousand times and they will always spit out the same answer. Throw a question at the brain and it can produce a thousand different answers, canvassed from a chorus of quirky neurons. "The evidence is overwhelming that the brain computes with probability," Sejnowski says. Wishy-washy responses may make life easier in an uncertain world where we do not know which way an errant football will bounce, or whether a growling dog will lunge. Unpredictable neurons might cause us to take a wrong turn while walking home and discover a shortcut, or to spill acid on a pewter plate and during the cleanup to discover the process of etching.

    So God does play dice. And we call it "free will".

  38. Who cares what consciousness is by wurp · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I think we want a system that we can ask to do a complex task in natural language, and which will perform the task, only asking for further instruction when what we've told it is sufficiently ambiguous.

    I suspect consciousness will be a byproduct in such a system (as it is in us), but to me, consciousness is not the goal. In fact, if we could achieve it without consciousness, that would be better, since a whole swath of ethical issues in AI go away.

    Which reminds me of something else I thought yesterday regarding this: is anyone considering the ethical issues?

    I don't think this simulation approaches the trouble spot yet, but at some point we have a good enough simulation of a brain that we're essentially maintaining a sentient creature in an environment with very limited stimuli (a torture in itself) with a half-functioning brain. I'm sure we'd decide that what we learn is worth it, but we should at least acknowledge the issue.

    Eventually, it's going to be a simulation of a human we're torturing for science.

    1. Re:Who cares what consciousness is by R2.0 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      "I suspect consciousness will be a byproduct in such a system (as it is in us)..."

      You are presupposing that human consciousness is an emergent trait, and that manifests itself once a certain level of processing capacity is reached. But that isn't really a position, more of a default - since we really don't know what it is, we don't know how to create it or model it, so we assume it sort of "shows up on it's own." But the problem with that model is that our conception of "intelligence" is inextricably linked with human consciousness.

      You said

      "I think we want a system that we can ask to do a complex task in natural language, and which will perform the task, only asking for further instruction when what we've told it is sufficiently ambiguous.

      How an obvious question is "how do humans do it?" That answer invariably involves consciousness - a human's awareness of the situation, data, and decision process. It's an internal awareness, not an external input.

      My opinion is that one cannot achieve "intelligence" without consciousness, at least as we understand intelligence. Human intelligence is the only one we have as a model. True, we observe and theorize about animal intelligence, but we know so much more about our own. Modeling AI on a cat brain, while an interesting exercise, could only lead to an artificial cat intelligence. But since we don't understand what cats "think" as it is, how do we know we hit the mark?

      If we define intelligence without considering consciousness, we may well achieve AI. But it won't be an intelligence WE understand, and it won't give us insight into our own.

      --
      "As God is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly." A. Carlson
  39. Locally connected by AlpineR · · Score: 1

    It's nonlinear for small numbers of neurons since you need to count connections to second and third nearest neighbors as well as first nearest neighbors. But once you get past the length scale of the longest connection, it scales linearly from there.

    It's like the road system. A city with a bunch of intersections will have more road segments between the intersections than there are intersections themselves. But a second city won't build roads from each of its intersections back to each intersection in the first city. If you want to get from one to the other, you'll traverse some local intersections and then choose one of the roads spanning the rural area between. So the cost to repave the roads scales linearly with the area of the nation.

    1. Re:Locally connected by gnick · · Score: 1

      That comparison works if you're assuming that each neuron is running at full power all the time, but if B consumes more power to simply relay a message from point A to point C than if it was doing nothing, then you'll continue to have non-linear growth even after maximizing your number of local connections.

      For your analogy, assume that the cost to repave roads scales directly with the amount of traffic traversing them. Even if a city has maximized its practical number of local connections, road maintenance will still increase when other distant cities are added simply because of the traffic passing through. It should be closer to being linear than when you're adding more direct connections, but still higher.

      --
      He's getting rather old, but he's a good mouse.
  40. Off-topic correction... by hiryuu · · Score: 2, Informative

    Our world increasingly looks like Fredrick Pohl's story "The Marching Morons"...

    Not saying this because I know better, but because your mention of the story intrigued me and I hoped to find it or at least find out more about it. It appears it was written by Cyril M. Kornbluth, a contemporary and good friend of Pohl's.

    link

    I think I must find this story, as the premise of "Idiocracy" was interesting but the execution seemed, to me, quite flawed.

    --
    Karma: Excellent, but still won't get you laid.
    1. Re:Off-topic correction... by radtea · · Score: 1

      Thanks for the correction! Now I'm wondering if Pohl and Kornbluth ever collaborated on a story in the same universe... I'm pretty sure Kornbluth used it as background for his story "The Little Black Bag", but I'm now doubting my memory of that, too!

      In any case, I recommend "The Marching Morons"--it doesn't go for the cheap laughs the way "Idiocracy" does.

      --
      Blasphemy is a human right. Blasphemophobia kills.
  41. Batch cat by AlpineR · · Score: 1

    So you're saying that a cat queues up its activities for the hour of wakefulness by planning during its hours of sleep? Kind of like the Mars rovers get commands issued from Earth, move a little, and then wait around for another batch? And therefore cats can't respond to any new stimuli during their wakeful hour until they have another sleep cycle to process the new information? Fascinating.

  42. Re:I can haz by pwfffff · · Score: 1

    HAHA OH YAY ANOTHER CAT BRAIN ARTICLE WITH TWO COMMENTS ABOUT NEUROSCIENCE AND TWO HUNDRED 'LOL CATS R FUNNY' COMMENTS. Nobody fucking CARES if your cat 'acts funny'.
    Filter error: Don't use so many caps. It's like YELLING.Filter error: Don't use so many caps. It's like YELLING.Filter error: Don't use so many caps. It's like YELLING.Filter error: Don't use so many caps. It's like YELLING.

  43. Random topology? by nokiator · · Score: 1

    Matching the neuron count and connection count of a cat brain is clearly not sufficient to simulate the functionality. Neurons in a mammal brain are not randomly connected. A great level of organization happens during the growth of the brain cells and connections starting from the embryonic stage. Much of the functionality is "hardwired" as result of this organized growth process which has evolved over hundreds of millions of years, and for higher level mammal like a cat a lot of the functionality is wired (learned) during early "kittenhood". Without reverse engineering some of this "schematic diagram", I am not sure how useful it is to simulate a random set of neurons that are wired randomly unless the object is to create a high-grade white noise generator.

  44. "I can haz cheezburger?" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Better get it, now! You don't know what those lolsimcats will do without their cheezburger.

  45. Connor the rescue! by M00tPoint · · Score: 1

    John Connor! Please save us!

  46. Ichtybromos by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Actually, I thought it seems more like :
     
      a poor imitation of a "badly designed fish" (sci-fi quote).

  47. This Modern World by olmy · · Score: 1

    The T.M.W. Laboratory Complex has already solved the problem of modeling cat thoughts with this contraption:

    http://www.thismodernworld.org/arc/1990/90cats.gif

  48. How much detail? by tgibbs · · Score: 1

    The real problem is that matching the wiring diagram of a simulated brain to that of a cat probably will not result in a computer that thinks like a cat, because a brain is a dynamic entity. All sorts of things change with brain activity, including numbers of receptors, their properties, their distribution, the shape of synaptic spines, etc., etc. We don't know how much of this is really critical to the major functions of the brain, and how much of this is minor evolutionary tweaks, or even fortuitous "spandrels" that are present for incidental reasons but are not crucial to function. So perhaps a simple rule for how synaptic coupling changes over time will suffice, or perhaps it is necessary to carry the simulation down to the level of individual receptors moving around on the cell membrane.

    So simply setting out to simulate a relatively large mammal like a cat is pretty much a waste of time, because it is virtually certain that the first attempt won't begin to reproduce the function of the animal brain. A model would be very useful for hypothesis testing, but it makes sense to start small. I'd be happy to see a simulated mouse brain that could do simple things like finding its way around a room or remembering where food is hidden. Even that is probably too ambitious to start with. How about a simulated fly or cockroach that reproduces the behavior (in a simulated space) of the actual insect?

  49. PLEASE! by AlgorithMan · · Score: 1

    Won't somebody PLEASE think of the cats!?

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    The MAFIAA is a bunch of mindless jerks who will be the first up against the wall when the revolution comes
  50. How do you model something you don't understand? by kklein · · Score: 1

    Mohda would be laughed at in any neuroscience conference and he certainly doesn't help the cause of theoreticians in the neuroscience field by making such stupid announcements.

    Yes. I am not a neuroscientist, but applied linguistics, at the technical end (where I live) does borrow from that field from time to time, and even with that relatively small understanding of the way the brain works, I immediately called "bullshit" on this crazy claim from IBM. We just don't really know how a brain works yet; how could we model it?

    In my own field, the same nonsense continually pops up from computer scientists blathering about machine translation, which, despite all the rosy claims, does not actually work. The reason is that the computer loads up on rules and objects (words and phrases), and then just links them up with another set of them from a different language. The computer doesn't "speak" either of these languages, and doesn't know what the words mean, and doesn't know what they connote (emotional response), and cant tell when it's spitting out nonsense. The problem is always approached as though languages were rule systems, when those rules are made up after the fact, and most psycholinguists believe that basically there is very little processing involved in language production--just a lot of spitting out crap we've heard before that is tied to specific feelings and concepts that we are trying to recreate in the other. Basically, we don't know how it "works," because it is an innately human activity, which is the product of the human brain and the evolutionary pressures of 2 million years plus. The computer can't do it right because it's not human.

    I'm not saying "never," because I believe, and hope, that we'll be able to crack it one day--at least to the point of being useful for something. But computer scientists always overstate their successes, because they don't know enough about the end point. No one does.

    I was almost-audibly cheering as I read TFA. Spot on.

  51. Arrant Nonsense by meehawl · · Score: 1

    the long-pondered question of why humans only use 1-15% of their brain is largely a matter of power consumption

    This old wives' tale is just plain nonsense. If you really only "used" such a small fraction of an organ, natural selection would quickly have reduced it down to a more manageable size. Your brain is a wonderfully heterogeneous organ composed of somewhere between 300-500 sub-organelles, many of which are permanently "on" to regulate such basic functions as temperature, corneal reflex, appetite, serum CO2 level and O2 levels, oculovestibular vestibular tracking, swallowing, gagging, and so on.

    Another way of thinking about it is to look at the biochemistry of glucose takeup in the brain compared to the body. Unlike organs whose energy requirements and input/output profile vary dramatically (such as skeletal muscle with GLUT4), the brain has no insulin-regulated GLUT cell membrane transporters. And unlike, say, the liver, which uses high-capacity, low-affinity GLUT2 transporters, neurons tend to use GLUT3 (high affinity, low capacity), while the brain's endothelial barrier tends to use the basal-rate GLUT1. The brain is simply not an organ designed to rapidly up- or down-regulate its energy consumption.

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    Da Blog
    1. Re:Arrant Nonsense by Nethead · · Score: 1

      So what is happening with my GLUTn after I stop banging my head against the wall in an effort to understand what you posted?

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      -- I have a private email server in my basement.
  52. Kudos... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is where skepticism has value... Many people think Michael Shermer is the leading skeptic of our time, but is he really? Think about. Shermer defends mainstream, widely accepted and widely defended positions, rather than positions that are controversial.

    No, where we need skepticism is in areas like this where the claims are too good to be true and the evidence is a bit murky.

    I've been hearing about artificial intelligence since the 1970's, and while it is very interesting, the actual progress that has been made pales in comparison to the claims of its most vociferous proponents who say that human like intelligence is just 10 years away.

    Its like the Darwinist who points to variation in the sizes of Finch beaks as compelling evidence for "goo to you" evolution.