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Aussie Scientists Find Coconut-Carrying Octopus
An anonymous reader writes with this excerpt from an AP report: "Australian scientists have discovered an octopus in Indonesia that collects coconut shells for shelter — unusually sophisticated behavior that the researchers believe is the first evidence of tool use in an invertebrate animal. The scientists filmed the veined octopus, Amphioctopus marginatus, selecting halved coconut shells from the sea floor, emptying them out, carrying them under their bodies up to 65 feet (20 meters), and assembling two shells together to make a spherical hiding spot. ... 'I was gobsmacked,' said Finn, a research biologist at the museum who specializes in cephalopods. 'I mean, I've seen a lot of octopuses hiding in shells, but I've never seen one that grabs it up and jogs across the sea floor. I was trying hard not to laugh.'"
Is it an African or a European octopus?
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This is a temperate zone, the coconut's tropical.
If telephones are outlawed, then only outlaws will have telephones.
These octopi were carrying the shells on their tippitty-toes and seemed to be dancing. To their amazement they found they were dancing to the tune of "I got a bubbly bunch of coconuts....dididi deedi dididi dee Here they are .. Big one Small One One as big as ..."
sed -e 's/Chuck Norris/Rajnikant/g' joke > fact
I for one welcome our quasi-migratory cephalopod overlords. The African Swallow has been sacked.
But supposing *two* octopuses (octopi?) carried it together!
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This will be news when they find an African or European swallow doing the same thing.
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hurt like the dickens and I felt like I was going to cry, laugh, and trow up all at the same time too!
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Octopuses and their relatives have been surprising researchers for quite a while. They can show some remarkable intelligence. Us vertebrates have competition. The squishy ones have brains too.
They have a partially-decentralized brain, which makes for some interesting potential multi-core sci-fi: Planet of the Squids kind of stuff. And if they ever learn to type, they'll be four times more productive than us, maybe even more if a suction-cup-friendly keyboard/mouse is invented :-)
Table-ized A.I.
Indeed, they were originally designed to carry such items 6000 years ago.
It's The Professor, he's been reincarnated! Now he can finish that coconut-shell nuclear reactor that Gilligan kept breaking.
Table-ized A.I.
Are you sure you're not describing slashdotters?
Table-ized A.I.
There are apparently more videos on youtube
there are videos on youtube?!? i call bs.
While he may be a perfectly sensitive, metrosexual kind of guy, the immediate problem is that he was diving with SCUBA gear. Full out ROTFL in a SCUBA set can be a bit problematic. Deep gasps of water can ruin your day.
Feh! He obviously has inferior equipment! He obviously needs a ROFL-capable set of SCUBA gear!
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JAKARTA (OP) - Indonesian octopi have discovered a scientist in Australia that uses rubber flippers on its feet for propulsion in water - unusually sophisticated behavior that the researchers believe is the first evidence of intelligence in a vertebrate animal.
Look where all this talking got us, baby.
I for one welcome our undersea, coconut wielding, overlords.
There's been a few documentaries on the Discovery channel where they've not only mention how intelligent they were, but even suggested they might have emotions.
To be fair, one is very unlikely to be ROTFL in SCUBA gear. Far more likely is to be FITDL (Flailing In The Deep Laughing).
Especially so if you screw up the gas mixture in your tank.
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Is it an African or a European octopus?
You've got two empty 'alves of an octopus and you're bangin' em together!
Bow-ties are cool.
He was using them to make the CLIP-CLOP sound effect for the new theater play his "School" is putting on. The Headless Sea Horse.
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I once had a pet octopus. It was small about the size of a fist all curled up. It was always moving things around the tank and rebuilding his or her stone "house".
Aw, that's cute... Just like bunnies!
Bow-ties are cool.
Well, you definitely don't want to piss off an octopus that smart.
You're laughing now. Just wait until Cthulhu returns.
I'a! I'a! Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!
I can't think of a better reason to eat the little fish thief...
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What you say is true until Cthulhu rises again.
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Q: What do you get if you mix a Mexican and an octopus?
A: I don't know, but it sure can pick a lot of broccoli!
Stop talking while you are chewing your food.
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Cory Doctorow talking about cloud computing makes as much sense as George W Bush talking about electrical engineering.
Just wait 'til they find the sunken ships... they'll build a navy!
Those who see octopus using jetpacks usually don't have enough face left to tell the tale.
"Think about what it was doing while you weren't watching. Think about it!!!"
Well, it does have 4 right hands. That leaves 4 left hands to type with.
Insightful and funny are really the same thing, except one has a punch line.