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Why the Uncanny Valley Doesn't Really Matter

malachiorion writes "Are humanoid bots and CGI characters still crawling their way out of the Uncanny Valley? Maybe, but maybe it doesn't matter. Here's a cold, hard look at a popular robotics theory that might have no legs to stand on, android or otherwise. It's everything that seems wrong and irrelevant about the Uncanny Valley that I wasn't able to fit into this month's Popular Mechanics cover story on social bots."

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  1. fp by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    insect politics

    1. Re:fp by PoliTech · · Score: 1

      With all the Botox politicians are using these days, reality is catching up to the uncanny CGI look. But what kind of sick mind would deliberately design a CG San Fran Nan? (full disclosure: did not RTFA)

  2. yeah, but why humanoid robots in the first place? by markhahn · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I think it's weird that some people have a fascination with humanoid robots in the first place. seems like most Japanese robot efforts (at least those that make the press here) are in that vein. sure, there's a golden place in the future for replicants and sex slaves, but to me those seem like fairly narrow niches. if I'm designing robots with the goal of getting useful stuff done, I certainly wouldn't start with a humanoid layout, with all respect to evolution ;)

    I admit it, all the Japanese robot coverage I see is either kawai-oriented or thinly-veiled sex-slave oriented (or both). no doubt that only reflects my taste in paper an online media...

    there's no Uncanny Valley for Roombas.

  3. Woah! by Monkeedude1212 · · Score: 1

    Check out the Rack on that Android. Is it a drop in?

    1. Re:Woah! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Depends what manufacturer made your Android based phone. No I didn't RTFA, why do you ask?

    2. Re:Woah! by igadget78 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Check out the Rack on that Android. Is it a drop in?

      Go Go Gadget Implants.

    3. Re:Woah! by colinrichardday · · Score: 2, Funny

      Shouldn't that be gynoid? At least that's my preference.

  4. Dogs hate cats. Dolphins hate sharks. by CorporateSuit · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Many biologists think that dog attack cats and dolphins attack sharks for the reason that the latter of each pairing is too similar to the former of each, that the former might draw the comfort of familiarity until the revulsion of what appears to be an abomination of one's own species at closer inspection -- an "Uncanny Valley in the wild" so to speak. Are dogs and cats friendly once they've become acquainted? Oftentimes. Are sharks and dolphins friendly after becoming acquained in a controlled environment? I'll leave that as an experiment up to the user.

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    1. Re:Dogs hate cats. Dolphins hate sharks. by Kemanorel · · Score: 0, Redundant

      More importantly, will the sharks and dolphins work together once they have frickin' laser beams?

      I, for one, welcome our new technologically advanced aquatic overlords. (pssst... Head for the hills!)

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    2. Re:Dogs hate cats. Dolphins hate sharks. by mewsenews · · Score: 5, Funny

      Are sharks and dolphins friendly after becoming acquained in a controlled environment? I'll leave that as an experiment up to the user.

      you owe me 11 replacement dolphins

    3. Re:Dogs hate cats. Dolphins hate sharks. by spottedkangaroo · · Score: 1

      Just who are these "many biologists?" I'd really like to know so I can go read more about that.

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    4. Re:Dogs hate cats. Dolphins hate sharks. by Rhacman · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I thought dogs just generally chased, attacked, and ate just about anything i.e. squirrels, rabbits, cars, postal employees, spherical objects, non-spherical objects, dirt, rocks... As for sharks, I'm under the impression that their perception of the world can be classified by "to be eaten" and "to be ignored" wheras dolphins are simply reacting to their presence on the former list. That said, I could be swayed if some sources were provided.

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    5. Re:Dogs hate cats. Dolphins hate sharks. by amRadioHed · · Score: 1

      Isn't it much more likely that dogs tend to attack cats because they're convenient? I'm sure if you had other strange animals around the house a dog would be just as likely to be unfriendly towards them.

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    6. Re:Dogs hate cats. Dolphins hate sharks. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Redundant

      With or without laser beams?

    7. Re:Dogs hate cats. Dolphins hate sharks. by Arancaytar · · Score: 4, Funny

      Careful. Dolphins are highly intelligent and sharks are death with fins. If they *do* become friendly, you're looking at Deep Blue Sea.

      (Though the opportunity of Samuel L Jackson being tired of these motherfucking sharks and dolphins on this motherfucking marine biology lab is too good to pass up.)

    8. Re:Dogs hate cats. Dolphins hate sharks. by jgeiger · · Score: 0

      Are sharks and dolphins friendly after becoming acquained in a controlled environment? I'll leave that as an experiment up to the user.

      you owe me 11 replacement dolphins

      you owe me 11 replacement sharks

    9. Re:Dogs hate cats. Dolphins hate sharks. by ceoyoyo · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Got a reference for that?

      Sharks and dolphins compete for food and a lone dolphin is potential prey for a hungry member of one of the larger shark species.

      Ditto with dogs and cats - in the wild they compete for food and are potential prey for each other. Sure the domesticated variety often live happily together... as long as there's plenty of food and living space.

    10. Re:Dogs hate cats. Dolphins hate sharks. by 2obvious4u · · Score: 1

      Funny, but I ran the same experiment and you owe me 11 replacement sharks.

      As a side note, the squids at them both.

    11. Re:Dogs hate cats. Dolphins hate sharks. by osu-neko · · Score: 1

      Exactly what I was thinking. Dogs attack cats for the same reason lions attack cheetahs. They don't even eat them if they kill them, they just kill them if they can catch them (which isn't often, except for the poor kittens).

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    12. Re:Dogs hate cats. Dolphins hate sharks. by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

      In the wild it's freqently the other way around. If a wild dog/hyena/etc. is too slow or doesn't belong to a big enough pack, it might just get killed by the kitty. I suppose if a lone wolf was dumb enough to go up against a cougar for a kill it would meet the same end.

    13. Re:Dogs hate cats. Dolphins hate sharks. by LeperPuppet · · Score: 2, Funny

      Funny, but I ran the same experiment and you owe me 11 replacement sharks. As a side note, the squids at them both.

      Sounds like we need to run more tests.... PeTA is going to love this.

    14. Re:Dogs hate cats. Dolphins hate sharks. by Hurricane78 · · Score: 1

      Actually, in a fight, dolphins vs. sharks, the dolphins win. They are faster, can turn around quicker, and are much smarter. They ram their noses in the shark’s tummy. And apparently, sharks hate that so much, that they run away.

      Ok, if the sharks can’t run away... and they begin to panic... then the dolphins are fucked. ;)

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    15. Re:Dogs hate cats. Dolphins hate sharks. by ucblockhead · · Score: 1

      I suspect a more logical reason for dolphins attacking sharks is the penchant for sharks to try to eat things like dolphins.

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    16. Re:Dogs hate cats. Dolphins hate sharks. by Requiem18th · · Score: 1

      I see that animal traffickers are trimming their dozens when selling to researchers...

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    17. Re:Dogs hate cats. Dolphins hate sharks. by Khashishi · · Score: 1

      wow, you've never seen a pet dog, have you?

    18. Re:Dogs hate cats. Dolphins hate sharks. by izomiac · · Score: 1

      That's my impression. Or more precisely, a few dolphins can kill a shark, but a shark can kill a dolphin one-on-one. So it's in a dolphin's best interest to kill them while they have the advantage. (It's rather impressive, the dolphins will actually use echolocation to locate and target internal organs.) Or it's also entirely possible that dolphins kill sharks for kicks. They kinda do that to other animals, and are certainly intelligent enough.

    19. Re:Dogs hate cats. Dolphins hate sharks. by Junior+J.+Junior+III · · Score: 1

      Are sharks and dolphins friendly after becoming acquained in a controlled environment? I'll leave that as an experiment up to the user.

      you owe me 11 replacement dolphins

      Why not just make 10 replacement dolphins larger?

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    20. Re:Dogs hate cats. Dolphins hate sharks. by biryokumaru · · Score: 1

      You clearly aren't familiar with the term "Researcher's Dozen."

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    21. Re:Dogs hate cats. Dolphins hate sharks. by UnknownSoldier · · Score: 1

      > Are dogs and cats friendly once they've become acquainted?

      Yes. Having grown up on a farm, all our cats and dogs slept next to each other and never fought because they grew up together.

    22. Re:Dogs hate cats. Dolphins hate sharks. by VShael · · Score: 1

      I thought dogs just generally chased, attacked, and ate just about anything i.e. squirrels, rabbits, cars, postal employees, spherical objects, non-spherical objects, dirt, rocks...

      Dogs from the pound? Sure. They're borderline mentally defective.

      Pure-bred dogs? They're smart. If you've never interacted with one, the first time you do will blow your mind.
      They can do things that make you think you've stepped into a Disney movie, and any second now, the dog will start talking to you.

      Mind you, if it does? You're in a different kind of movie...

    23. Re:Dogs hate cats. Dolphins hate sharks. by TheTurtlesMoves · · Score: 1

      |I loved that movie just for that one Samuel L Jackson scene...

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  5. Why the Uncanny Valley Doesn't Really Matter by avandesande · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Let's worry about it when robots that fall into this scenario actually exist.

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    1. Re:Why the Uncanny Valley Doesn't Really Matter by Sir_Lewk · · Score: 2, Funny

      Clearly you did not look at the picture at the top of TFA. That thing is creepy as hell.

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    2. Re:Why the Uncanny Valley Doesn't Really Matter by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      youre japanese arent you?

  6. Re:yeah, but why humanoid robots in the first plac by Un+pobre+guey · · Score: 2, Insightful

    with all respect to evolution

    Humans are a small niche in biological evolution. Most creatures are very well adapted for specific environments and life strategies, which I presume is the underlying point you are making about how robots should be designed. If you have a recent model new car that is midrange or higher in price, you have a robot. Roombas, appliances with computers in them, washing machines, dishwashers, robots all. We just haven't been calling them that.

  7. So? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Regardless of the uncanny valley, I don't really see the point in making robots humanoid in the first place. There's only a handful of tasks such a machine would be optimal for, and just having a human do it will still be the better choice for quite a while.

    1. Re:So? by amRadioHed · · Score: 1

      You realize that quite a while would be forever if we don't start making them before they're perfect? It's called research.

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    2. Re:So? by poopdeville · · Score: 2, Insightful

      There's only a handful of tasks such a machine would be optimal for

      Including replacing most of the service industry.

      , and just having a human do it will still be the better choice for quite a while.

      I think I'd rather live un-optimally, with a Maidbot 4000.

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  8. Why the Uncanny Valley Doesn't Really Matter by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Whoa sexy robot.

  9. Well, it certainly _CAN_ matter. by bmajik · · Score: 4, Interesting

    TFA says that
    - it may be more nuanced than people originally thought [i.e. the "absolute level of human-likeness" may not be the problem, but mismatched levels [great skin, awful eyes don't go together and are jarring]
    - may have gender bias
    - seems to depend on you viewing something remotely in 2d vs interacting with something real in the same room [the latter didn't seem to engender the same creepyness in those tested]

    Since I don't live in japan nor do I visit robotics labs, I don't have much occasion to interact with near-humanoid robots. So my UV experiences are limited to movies and video games.

    I remember seeing the Final Fantasy: Spirits Within movie in the theater and just minutes into the movie I was convinced I was looking at real humans. Or rather, there was nothing in the film that made me dissociate with the characters; they were as "real" to me as watching actors. I kept trying to "zoom out" of the movie/picture and try to critically evaluate the job they did rendering the characters, but I kept defaulting to treating them as humans and getting sucked back into the movie. Mission accomplished on their part, i guess.

    I think the UV effect is definitely apparent in 2D matter -- as a fan of anime I am more inclined to "accept" characters that are absolutely impossible.. both physically and emotionally.. but which do not attempt to persuade me they are more than they are. Yet when video game makers get something slightly wrong it _is_ a jarring experience. I've seen video game cutscenes where there are clearly a lot of polygons and textures and art time involved...but something just seems off and instead of you being wowed [or ideally, _not wowed_] you are left feeling disappointed. You know everyone worked hard to try and make the scene but they absolutely did not pull it off.. and the game experience is worse as a result. Mistakes that land your artwork into the "UV" category turn people into videogame/art critics instead of people enjoying an interactive experience.

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    1. Re:Well, it certainly _CAN_ matter. by PitaBred · · Score: 1

      Great points. Go all the way, or go none of the way, but be consistent. That's the only thing that really changes perceptions is when consistency is changed.

    2. Re:Well, it certainly _CAN_ matter. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      I had a somewhat different experience with that movie. I didn't know that the movie was CGI, and it seemed like live-action (albeit with special effects) for the first five or ten minutes, at which point something seemed "wrong". I kept staring at the lead female's face, and finally decided that it had a not-quite-human shape. When I realized, "oh, it's CGI", I was able to settle back and resume enjoying the movie.

      It was the analysis-to-resolve-ambiguity which temporarily pulled me "out of the movie".

      But it was just a distraction, not something creepy.

    3. Re:Well, it certainly _CAN_ matter. by blahplusplus · · Score: 1

      "I remember seeing the Final Fantasy: Spirits Within movie in the theater and just minutes into the movie I was convinced I was looking at real humans"

      I was really quite aware that the movie had 'video game' characters, the plastic and fake way the skin and arms move and how clothing functions on these characters are a dead give away, esp during scenes with short shirts and their arms/flesh are exposed.

      I think people simply forget about it because let's face it, cartoons and animated films have no basis in reality (technically they are "uncanny valley" they are metaphors or tropes based on reality, but we still enjoy these fantasy metaphors nonetheless.

    4. Re:Well, it certainly _CAN_ matter. by nine-times · · Score: 1

      it may be more nuanced than people originally thought

      The only thing that seems slightly silly about the summary claiming that "the uncanny valley doesn't matter" or claiming that it's nuanced than previously thought is that, while reading about it when it was first proposed, I didn't think it was un-nuanced. It didn't seem to quite be quite clear about anything like "absolute human likeness".

      The original idea, as I understood it, was kind of vague. It was more like a general trend, that you could be very far from looking like a realistic person and people would accept it. In fact, people could often accept it more readily than if it appeared much closer to a "real person". The theory was that when we were presented with reality, we were fine. When we were presented with something that was clearly not real, we were fine because we could understand very clearly, even on an intuitive/perceptual level, that we were not dealing with reality. However, when something became real enough to mostly fool us, the unrealistic features that didn't fool us became much more jarring.

      The article doesn't seem to indicate that this isn't true. It mostly gives us some more details about how people may be more sensitive to some unrealistic details rather than others. It's definitely interesting, but it doesn't diminish the importance of "the uncanny valley". It just examines some specific details about how the uncanny valley works.

  10. Re:yeah, but why humanoid robots in the first plac by wizardforce · · Score: 1

    Robot actors, doctors, teachers etc. all would likely be more personable/likable with a human form and appearance. I'm sure you can imagine a humanoid robot being a bit more comfortable to be around than something out of the terminator series at the doctor's office as an example. The point of humanoid robots likely goes beyond being a cute-bot or any of the examples I've used.

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  11. Avatar was a step out of uncanny valley by rolfwind · · Score: 3, Interesting

    It was the first virtual world which I could see as real, which I didn't have to pretend otherwise because all previous efforts has give-aways that it was fake. It looked goood (and if you sat through the credits, the masses of names hint towards the work needed to make this so) and that's why it's so successful and a breakthrough, imo.

    1. Re:Avatar was a step out of uncanny valley by Itninja · · Score: 1

      I don't think Avatar applies in this case because only the aliens were CG. All the significant shots of humans were flesh-and-blood people.

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    2. Re:Avatar was a step out of uncanny valley by Drethon · · Score: 1

      Ok how about the Final Fantasy based movie or others that are supposed to be realistic CG movies?

    3. Re:Avatar was a step out of uncanny valley by maxume · · Score: 1

      The movie was pushed back for something like a year getting the alien expressions to reflect human emotions and not look 'strange'.

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    4. Re:Avatar was a step out of uncanny valley by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      It was the first virtual world which I could see as real, which I didn't have to pretend otherwise because all previous efforts has give-aways that it was fake. It looked goood (and if you sat through the credits, the masses of names hint towards the work needed to make this so) and that's why it's so successful and a breakthrough, imo.

      No. The reason you didnt feel the uncanny valley was because it wasnt real. It was so far from real that your brain didnt find the twisted smurf creatures disturbing.

      I'm also pissed off (as a phd in graphics research) that everyone thinks its breakthrough. Gollum in LOTR was a breakthrough, theres no new tech in this movie. James Cameron needs to stop saying how he invented mocap, its stupid. You'll find that most of the amazing "breakthroughs" of the last decade you didnt actually notice because the CG was perfect and more importantly subtle.

      If you create an entirely made up world you can put anything in it and have it "fit", because you have accepted the fantasy.

    5. Re:Avatar was a step out of uncanny valley by Deadstick · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Perhaps there would be an uncanny valley if you knew what a ten-foot blue alien was supposed to look like.

      rj

    6. Re:Avatar was a step out of uncanny valley by phantomfive · · Score: 2, Interesting

      One weird thing about Avatar, I felt the same way as you, but when I remembered back to the movie, in my mind the live action scenes were remembered as cartoons. That seemed really weird to me, but I mentioned it to my brother and he said the same thing happened to him. I am not sure if this is my brain's reaction to knowing the whole thing can't be real, and being confused by it, or what. Either way the graphics were impressive enough that my brain was very confused by it.

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    7. Re:Avatar was a step out of uncanny valley by twitchingbug · · Score: 1

      FF is an example of the uncanny valley. You could tell that the "humans" in FF were not real - the way they moved, the way their hair moved... it bothered me on some level, which is exactly what the uncanny valley is.

    8. Re:Avatar was a step out of uncanny valley by timeOday · · Score: 1

      The reason you didnt feel the uncanny valley was because it wasnt real. It was so far from real that your brain didnt find the twisted smurf creatures disturbing.

      There were plenty of humans in the film too, so that point is moot. However, the blue people were definitely more lifelike than gollum in my eyes.

      I do consider Avatar a breakthrough. I don't know whether it really was in huge step in any particular technical aspect, or whether the whole just surpassed some threshold, but the realism of everything combined with (and especially) 3d made it a breakthrough experience for me.

    9. Re:Avatar was a step out of uncanny valley by ScentCone · · Score: 1

      It was the first virtual world which I could see as real

      Actually, the only phony two-dimensional portrayals in that film were Corporate Goons (tm) and the Evil U.S. Marines->Mercenaries (tm). I felt more of a credibility gulf between me and those characters than I did between me and the blue dudes.

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    10. Re:Avatar was a step out of uncanny valley by interkin3tic · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I don't think Avatar applies in this case because only the aliens were CG. All the significant shots of humans were flesh-and-blood people.

      And I think importantly the aliens were far enough from humans that the uncanny valley wasn't triggered. Their eyes were semi human, but were different enough that they looked cute, not wierdly almost human. Their skin was blue, so there wasn't any "Something isn't quite right with their skin...OMG THEY'RE DISEASED" response from your brain.

      The movements and expressions looked natural because if I've heard correctly, those were basically real movements and expressions, not artificially made. If there were humans who were CGed in Avatar, I'm guessing they required far, far more work and money than the alien sequences.

      Maybe if there were a real pandorean and they were to see it, they'd be creeped out as hell by the CG aliens.

      Basically, I think Avatar cheated out of the uncanny valley, or at least got off on a technicality.

      I remember in the matrix there were a few CG shots of people. There was a reason they were wearing sunglasses at night while kung fu fighting, it wasn't just to try to look cool or make me think of the song, it was also so they wouldn't have to spend a lot of money making the eyes look right.

    11. Re:Avatar was a step out of uncanny valley by lennier · · Score: 1

      "James Cameron needs to stop saying how he invented mocap, its stupid. "

        O rly?

      In this interview he says he's using an off-the shelf body motion capture rig, but the innovation was in the helmet-cam facial recognition system and software and the goal of 'zero artist touchups' on the facial rendering.

      Seems significant to me.

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    12. Re:Avatar was a step out of uncanny valley by jollyreaper · · Score: 1

      I'm also pissed off (as a phd in graphics research) that everyone thinks its breakthrough. Gollum in LOTR was a breakthrough, theres no new tech in this movie. James Cameron needs to stop saying how he invented mocap, its stupid. You'll find that most of the amazing "breakthroughs" of the last decade you didnt actually notice because the CG was perfect and more importantly subtle.

      Avatar was groundbreaking technology. Gollum was freakin' AMAZING. I might have been more impressed with the work done on Jar-Jar if not for him being a hatefully stupid character in conception and execution and despising everyone involved in his creation. Gollum was so freakin' wild because he was so convincing. You were totally sold on the idea he was real. Environmental interaction, lighting, acting, it was all perfect. And so much artistry went into that. I've seen effects in big budget movies since the Rings that were not even half as good.

      As far as Avatar goes, Cameron had to create another freakin' world. Even more work had to go into that than with Rings. As far as movies go LOTR had the better plot and did a better job of bringing the idea to the screen. Avatar's only sin was for having such a commonplace plot to back such groundbreaking filmmaking.

      Your point about whether we can even recognize the CGI is important. People are always bragging about how they can spot the CGI. "Yeah, that Balrog, totally CGI." No shit. Everyone knows it has to be an effect. The stuff we miss is like the stuff done in that Tom Hanks plane crash movie where the tides were adjusted on the island or in Forest Gump where only a fifth of the stadium was filled and that crowd was mapped to the other 4/5ths to make it look like a full house. Lieutenant Dan didn't really lose his legs, his actor was wearing bluescreen stockings? No shit. But what'll really blow people away is when we find out an actor died halfway through the filming of a movie and the director uses CGI and a stand-in to complete his performance. Facemapping technology is here. Show someone that movie, tell them one of the actors was swapped out for CGI halfway through and ask them which one they thought it was.

      I'm wondering if the Joker will be brought back for the third batman movie. I've heard some very, very good impressions of the joker voice from there. Get someone of similar build to do the joker's mannerisms and map a new face onto him. I bet they could pull it off.

      If you create an entirely made up world you can put anything in it and have it "fit", because you have accepted the fantasy.

      Not so easy. It still has to be convincing. LOTR's crew did a lot of research making sure they understood the physics of the creatures they were presenting. What would the bones be like in the mumakil, how would they balance, what would happen if they fell. How does a fell beast fly? What sort of wingspan would it need? How would it look in the air? The same kind of focus went into Avatar. The human eye can pick out stuff that doesn't look right. That's usually the telltale of bad CGI, reflections are off or things aren't moving the way they should if physics were in play.

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    13. Re:Avatar was a step out of uncanny valley by Wraithlyn · · Score: 2, Insightful

      As another poster pointed out, Cameron never claimed he "invented" mocap.

      He has however, perfected it, via the facial capture stuff he added, to the extent that "performance capture" is now a more apt label than simply motion capture, and can be used large scale.

      Gollum required a small army of animators to complete Serkis's performance (especially Weta Digital's Bay Raitt, who crafted Gollum's facial expressions [http://www.extremetech.com/article2/0,1558,1554342,00.asp]).

      The detailed expressions on the Na'vi in Avatar, on the other hand, are almost entirely (95% is the number being thrown around) taken directly from the actor's performances, without requiring extensive intervention from animators.

      That is a breakthrough in filmmaking IMHO, and Cameron deserves kudos for it. The new 3D tech he was instrumental in developing (or at least championing), and his extensive use of a virtual camera to compose scenes after the fact, are also very impressive.

      I also disagree with your dismissal of why Avatar avoided the "uncanny valley"; the Na'vi seemed like actors in blue makeup, not "so alien you don't even associate them with humans".

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    14. Re:Avatar was a step out of uncanny valley by atamido · · Score: 1

      There were plenty of humans in the film too, so that point is moot.

      You do realize that the people in the film were real live filmed people that your brain didn't have to dwell on, right? It was specifically the smurfs that were far enough from people to not be an issue.

    15. Re:Avatar was a step out of uncanny valley by gizmonic · · Score: 1

      No. The reason you didnt feel the uncanny valley was because it wasnt real. It was so far from real that your brain didnt find the twisted smurf creatures disturbing.

      Actually, there *was* a part of the movie with the uncanny valley feeling, at least for me. The part near the end when the humans are laying under the tree. They definitely gave off uncanny vibes. At least to me. The blue people, sure, they can look like whatever, they're not human. They aren't uncanny because they only comparison we have is to themselves. But the humans, well, they didn't quite make it far enough to make it out of the valley in those scenes.

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    16. Re:Avatar was a step out of uncanny valley by IKnwThePiecesFt · · Score: 1

      That's funny, I was just thinking the same thing. I keep picturing the actors as CG characters.

    17. Re:Avatar was a step out of uncanny valley by d474 · · Score: 1

      "...the Na'vi seemed like actors in blue makeup, not "so alien you don't even associate them with humans"

      I agree 100% with that statement as that's how I described the experience to friends/family after opening night. I literally had to remind myself that those images of Na'vi faces weren't masks being worn by real actors being shot by a real camera - they were digitally created faces whose movements were being controlled by point cloud inputs created by facial performance capture devices mounted in front of the actor's face.

      My point is, I felt like I'd crossed the uncanny valley and arrived to the "future". I actually had goose bumps, realizing that this is just the beginning of a fantastic future of film/game/virtual interactions that appear to be real.

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    18. Re:Avatar was a step out of uncanny valley by Matrix14 · · Score: 1

      I feel this way too. My theory is that they messed with the color balance enough that it didn't look quite natural.

    19. Re:Avatar was a step out of uncanny valley by timeOday · · Score: 1

      You do realize that the people in the film were real live filmed people that your brain didn't have to dwell on, right?

      No, I didn't realize it. I looked and looked during the movie, trying to decide if the people were real or filmed, because they looked exactly as real, no more and no less, than the aliens. They even appeared side-by-side in some scenes, and it didn't look wrong. For me, Jar Jar and Gollum didn't pull that off.

    20. Re:Avatar was a step out of uncanny valley by atamido · · Score: 1

      I think part of the secret is they did some smoothing of the real characters to make them look less out of place with the aliens. If you see the movie surrogate, the "surrogates" all have their skin heavily smoothed to remove the appearance of imperfections while people were presented as normal.

    21. Re:Avatar was a step out of uncanny valley by Wraithlyn · · Score: 1

      Agreed. I think Cameron deliberately made the Na'vi very similar to humans to help the audience relate to them... it is after all a very allegorical tale.

      Cameron has also boasted that he could make true humans with this tech that would be indistinguishable from the real thing. We'll have to see on that one, but he has an impressive track record when it comes to making good on his claims.

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  12. Re:yeah, but why humanoid robots in the first plac by jameskojiro · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Humanoid robots are great as they can use the same tools as humans can and can more easily relate to humans. Why build several $5,000 domestic chore robots that need special tools when you can buy one $20,000 humanoid robot that does all of the shores, need no special tools to clean the toilets, do the dishes, and vacuum the floor except the cheap tools humans already use. Plus make it so you can shag the robot so that makes it win-win... Kinda hard to have a relationship with a Roomba....

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  13. when lewis and clark by circletimessquare · · Score: 4, Insightful

    went on their famous expedition, there was a black guy in their group, york

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/York_(explorer)

    the native americans would stand in slack jaw amazement at york, as if he were possessed of magic. they never saw a black man before. york would further dumbfound them by taking out and reinserting his false teeth

    meanwhile, consider the cantina scene in star wars: aliens of extreme forms, and humans mingling in with them as if no big deal

    both the cantina scene and york's experience are the truth: our amazement at first is profound and very real at seeing new ethnicities/ life forms. but it also wears off very quick

    we can get used to interacting with anything. the uncanny valley is real, but its also very temporary

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    1. Re:when lewis and clark by Itninja · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Reminds me of a story my English teacher told the class in high school. He is 6'6" tall and spent some time in China after college. He told us that, even though there were other Anglos here and there, everywhere he went there would eventually be a crowd surrounding him and gawking at his height. I imagine it was the same phenomenon he are speaking of: unfamiliarity adds either novelty or revulsion....but once something is familiar it is (eventually) accepted.

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    2. Re:when lewis and clark by treeves · · Score: 1

      So, you suppose Yao Ming was gawked at as much, or less, or more since he's taller, when he was in China?

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    3. Re:when lewis and clark by SinGunner · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I'm white and speak Japanese without an accent (Dave Specter has me beat on vocabulary, but he sounds horrible). I get the same initial shock when I open my mouth. If they're under 15, they just tend to stare for a minute. After a couple sentences, most people calm down and everything is normal. However, when I leave I often hear whispered comments about how much of a shock the experience was.

    4. Re:when lewis and clark by timeOday · · Score: 1
      I'd guess more, since Yao Ming is a worldwide superstar and renowned throughout China. (Check out Year of the Yao sometime.)

      The difference is, Yao Ming never became commonplace because there's only one of him. "Uncanny" robots could be manufactured by the millions and hence become commonplace, if there is ever a reason to do so.

      My guess is lots of companies will make robots that creep everybody out. Then eventually Apple will release something that's weird but in a cool way, and people will start dressing up like it at halloween.

    5. Re:when lewis and clark by Itninja · · Score: 1

      Yeah me too...I'm a pudgy guy of Irish descent (i.e. pasty white skin) who speaks Arabic. You should see the look on the faces of Muslims I meet at the mall when I strike up a conversation with them.

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    6. Re:when lewis and clark by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      I'm 6'7" and in Panama right now. We went to the Summit Botanical Gardens and Zoo on a weekday, and a bunch of school groups were there. The children were more interested in my lady and I than anything else in the park...

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    7. Re:when lewis and clark by treeves · · Score: 1

      I should have said, "when he was in China, *before* he was famous". Say when he was 17.

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    8. Re:when lewis and clark by 93,000 · · Score: 4, Funny

      I'm a normal American of Scandinavian descent, and I speak perfect Klingon. I randomly walk up to people in the mall and start speaking it.

      Their minds are so blown by how perfect my Klingon is that they pretty much always grab their children and walk away really, really fast.

    9. Re:when lewis and clark by bertok · · Score: 1

      I'm white and speak Japanese without an accent (Dave Specter has me beat on vocabulary, but he sounds horrible). I get the same initial shock when I open my mouth. If they're under 15, they just tend to stare for a minute. After a couple sentences, most people calm down and everything is normal. However, when I leave I often hear whispered comments about how much of a shock the experience was.

      I've had a bit of the reverse of that.

      I'm Hungarian, which is a very complex and difficult language to learn. Foreign speakers are extremely rare, and it's even less common for them to be better than "barely intelligible". If I hear some character who supposedly speaks 'dozens of langauges' try to talk Hungarian in a movie, it sounds like they're mumbling something vaguely Hungarian-like. On top of that, Hungary has very few immigrants from distant lands, we only ever get people coming across from neighboring countries, so you don't really get non-European looking people speaking the language.

      I've been shocked a few times. I met an asian person once who spoke fluent Hungarian. I thought my brain was melting. I was basically speechless for a minute. There can't be much more than a hundred asian speakers of the language on the planet. Children of ambassadors, linguists, that kind of thing.

    10. Re:when lewis and clark by Culture20 · · Score: 1

      went on their famous expedition, there was a black guy in their group, york

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/York_(explorer) [wikipedia.org]

      the native americans would stand in slack jaw amazement at york, as if he were possessed of magic. they never saw a black man before. york would further dumbfound them by taking out and reinserting his false teeth

      Is it because he said "scuse me while I whip this out"?

  14. "Deliberately seeks out the uncanny" by argent · · Score: 1

    The article says that one of the designers "deliberately seeks out the uncanny" by making his robots buzz and click, by making them incomplete.

    What this is doing is keeping them firmly on the "cartoon" side of any such valley. If it exists or not, robots that are deliberately avoiding it aren't evidence one way or the other.

    1. Re:"Deliberately seeks out the uncanny" by Razalhague · · Score: 1

      Exactly. The author simply doesn't seem to know where the uncanny valley is. He uses three examples: CB2, KOBIAN, and Nexi. Of these, KOBIAN and Nexi are clearly on the cartoony side of the valley, and CB2 (at least to me) is already climbing out of the valley onto the the other side.

    2. Re:"Deliberately seeks out the uncanny" by Rantastic · · Score: 1

      I am glad I was not the only one left with the impression that the author has no idea what he is talking about. Personally, I found nothing uncanny about KOBIAN or Nexi but found CB2 pretty creepy. As you stated, the first two are clearly on the cartoon side and I put CB2 right down in the valley.

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  15. Re:yeah, but why humanoid robots in the first plac by The+Wild+Norseman · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    I'm sure you can imagine a humanoid robot being a bit more comfortable to be around than something out of the terminator series at the doctor's office as an example.

    "What? My appointment with doctor Smith isn't until four o'clock?

    I'll be back."

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  16. Re:yeah, but why humanoid robots in the first plac by Scrameustache · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I think it's weird that some people have a fascination with humanoid robots in the first place.

    Everything we have is designed to work with our humanoid bodies, so if we want to make a device that interfaces with those things, it will work better if it shares the humanoid design.

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  17. Re:yeah, but why humanoid robots in the first plac by Monkeedude1212 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Kinda hard to have a relationship with a Roomba....

    I take it you've tried?

  18. Not yet in the valley.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Uncanny valley may not be real, or be more a problem for CGI than real-life...but the examples proposed are not enough to prove this, or disprove it: All the robots are still clearly too far within the not-human region to enter the uncanny valley imho.
    Uncanny is something that try to pass for human and may be successful, from far away, if you do not pay attention, in bad light. Not the case here, far from it....

    Those are like dolls, and non-scary ones (some dolls are more deep in the uncanny than those robots).

    Of the 3 examples, I feel only the baby-robot start to look like he can enter the valley - mainly because of it's too-large rubber skin. The first one looks like a real-life attempt to recreate the hero from "robots" (the animation from 2005), and the MIT one looks like industrial design from apple 3 years ago...

  19. Author missing the point? by PylonHead · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Wasn't impressed with the article.

    He calls the Uncanny Valley "a groundless thought experiment", when it's really a simple description of a phenomenon that I (and presumably many other people) have experienced.

    He goes on to say that people aren't frightened by humanoid robots. My experience with the uncanny has never frightened me. It's more of a vague repulsion and an emotional disinterest.

    He then goes on to talk about a series of robots that aren't nearly human-like enough to trigger the uncanny valley phenomenon. Honestly the phenomenon seems much more relevant to the computer graphics world than it does to robotics at this moment in time.

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    1. Re:Author missing the point? by polar+red · · Score: 1

      It's more of a vague repulsion and an emotional disinterest.

      I guess it will rapidly fade when those kinds of robots are common, and we get used to them.

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    2. Re:Author missing the point? by jfengel · · Score: 1

      He then goes on to talk about a series of robots that aren't nearly human-like enough to trigger the uncanny valley phenomenon.

      Absolutely: animations are quite capable of entering the uncanny valley, but real 3D physical objects aren't yet close.

      When they do get a humanoid robot close enough to be uncanny, though, I suspect it's going to be very unnerving.

    3. Re:Author missing the point? by Raedwald · · Score: 1

      Replying to kill moderation.

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  20. Uncanny valley exists, and does matter, so there. by ElectricTurtle · · Score: 3, Informative

    What I said in the Popular Mechanics comments:

    Apparently in all his research on the Uncanny Valley the author missed or ignored the oft-remarked reason why the phenomenon *is* important: robots are expensive, and if people don't like them in their *first* impression, it's not worth the cost. 'Social' robots are not going to be seen in homes first, that's too expensive. The first market for social robots will be in some form of customer relations where replacing hourly employees makes business sense, but NOT if that means customers leave for whoever still has real people.

    So yes, people can adapt to robots, duh, we're rational animals. However, if somebody is expecting a person, they get a robot, *and* they feel uncomfortable about it, even for a few minutes, that might be enough of a catalyst to consciously OR unconsciously cause them to look for services not provided by robots, ultimately damaging the company that bought the robot to fill the role.

    Also, you allude to studies that show that the uncanny valley may not be 'real' for women but may be so for men. After all, Mori himself was male, maybe he what he thought applied to everybody only applied to his male experience. That doesn't mean the uncanny valley doesn't exist, it just means it isn't within the parameters originally believed to be understood. Basically by citing the study, you admit that it has been scientifically shown to exist, just in a more limited sense. Hardly discrediting.

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  21. Oh it matters all right... by decipher_saint · · Score: 1

    Which would you rather talk to on the phone? Horrible robot voice or Real live human voice?

    Now imagine instead of just the voice it's the whole face, body, movement, etc. NO THANKS.

    It's odd though, I think I could somehow handle talking to "Robbie the Robot" better than I could these creepy rubber dolls (like the one in TFA). Creepy as hell.

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    1. Re:Oh it matters all right... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What I normally get on the phone is a horrible human voice -- someone who speaks bad English with a strong accent over a noisy VOIP link.

      I'd prefer a horrible robot voice with a standard accent generated close enough to me that the connection is good quality.

  22. Re:yeah, but why humanoid robots in the first plac by ElectricTurtle · · Score: 0, Offtopic

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  23. Re:yeah, but why humanoid robots in the first plac by mcgrew · · Score: 4, Informative

    Asimov's robots were nearly all humaniform, and the reason is simple and explained in the stories -- we have a lot of tools that have been designed to fit human hands and feet and eyes and ears. Wheeled robots can't cope with stairs, so legs are the logical choice (although it could be said that three or four might be better than two). Lets see your Roomba clean the stairs! Now, had you a humaniform robot you would have no need for a roomba, as the humaniform robot could operate your existing Hoover, as well as your dishwasher, lawnmower, etc.

    At least one Asimov robot wasn't humaniform. The short story "Sally" had vehicles outfitted with positronic brains.

  24. Re:yeah, but why humanoid robots in the first plac by 0100010001010011 · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Dr. Smith: I'd like to share a revelation that I've had during my time here. It came to me when I tried to classify your illness and I realized that it's not actually a bacteria. Every bacteria on this planet instinctively develops a natural equilibrium with the surrounding environment but your illness do not. It moves to an area and it multiplies and multiplies until every natural resource is consumed and the only way it can survive is to spread to another area. There is another organism on this planet that follows the same pattern. Do you know what it is? A virus. You have a disease, a cancer. You're a plague and I will find you the cure.

  25. Who else doesn't care? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Am I the only person that has never been bothered by this "uncanny valley"? So it looks sort of like a person but doesn't actually. So what? That has never disturbed me. I've never understood why things that look almost but not quite human bother people.

  26. Re:yeah, but why humanoid robots in the first plac by gyrogeerloose · · Score: 1, Funny

    Robot actors

    How about Steven Segal? Or Tom Cruise? Dolph Lundgren? Ah-nuld Schwartzenegger? Sylvester Sallone? Jean-Claude Van Damme? Vin Diesel?

    There's already been a number of successful robotic actors.

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  27. It matters, but we adjust by DutchUncle · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Somehow nobody has trouble dealing with the Muppets, or the Henson-created aliens on Farscape; even little children deal with them, and my non-techie mother-in-law thinks my wife's Rygel doll is "cute". (Well, maybe it looks better than Rygel did; point is she doesn't say "it's a squishy frog".) Somehow the folks at Pixar manage to make an architect's lamp behave enough to make people think of it as a creature. Humans can accept a *lot*.

    1. Re:It matters, but we adjust by Blakey+Rat · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You kind of misunderstand the phenomena. The reason all the things you listed are easy-to-take is that they don't even look remotely close to humans.

      The uncanny valley refers to the emotional detachment towards CGI creations that look and behave *almost* (but not exactly) like real people. A good example would be the recent CGI Beowulf movie, or another poster mentioned Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within from a few years ago.

      The theory is that the less human a creature looks/acts, the more we can accept it. Pilot or Rigel from Farscape don't look human at all, for example. As the creature approaches realism, the viewer will have more and more trouble accepting them. Once your simulation is sufficiently complete, then you accept them as you would an actual human actor. That's why porcelain dolls are so creepy.

      So you take Rigel, easy to accept. The humans in Beowulf, much less so. Some would argue that the aliens in Avatar are close enough to human that people accept them without any problems, which partially explains why the film has been so successful.

    2. Re:It matters, but we adjust by JWW · · Score: 1

      With respect to Pixar. What I always find really interesting is that Pixar can make things in their movies extremely accurate, but to date they always impart some sort of cartoon quality to all their human characters. This is especially noticeable in Up and in the Incredibles, their two movies that focus almost exclusively on purely human characters. All the characters in the Incredibles have a comic book quality to them, and all the characters in Up have exaggerated features, nose, ears, etc.

      I think Pixar knows the uncanny valley exists for them and tries very very hard to stay away from it.

      Perhaps they learned from their short film "Tin Toy" which featured a CGI baby that tried to be accurate and was amazingly disturbing to watch. I think that short convinced them to consistently and actively try to avoid uncanny valley.

    3. Re:It matters, but we adjust by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, because none of those things you listed are in the valley for the very reason they don't look like humans. We can easily project human qualities and associate with objects that exhibit human-like behaviour. The valley kicks in when something acts and looks like a human, but isn't QUITE right. Maybe the skin texture is wrong, the eyes look glazed, or the movements are slightly too jerky or even too smooth. Of course, we can eventually adapt to that, too, but it requires more mental effort (even if it's unconscious) than relating to Pixar's Luxo.

    4. Re:It matters, but we adjust by xigxag · · Score: 2, Interesting

      You kind of misunderstand the phenomena. The reason all the things you listed are easy-to-take is that they don't even look remotely close to humans.

      GP is saying he disagrees with uncanny valley theory, and you're saying that he's mistaken because UV-theory is true, he just doesn't get it. You may be right, but you're also engaging in circular reasoning. It would be better to say, "UV-theory contends that the reason all the things you listed are easy-to-take..."

      Anyway, first of all, I would dispute that all of those things are "easy-to-take"... I never got into Farscape because I found it kind of...creepy. Perhaps I'm unique in that respect but nevertheless it seems to me that many people are creeped out by certain types of puppets (Chucky?) (Clown dolls?), by industrial robots, even by fake bugs and snakes.

      Second, as we're putting up hypotheses, I would guess that the reason we like Muppets is because virtually every single person under the age of 40 has grown up with them since infancy, so they become part of the brain's notion of what is an acceptable deviation from the norm. I'd argue that the same also applies to traditional cartoons v GC. We grew up with traditional animation techniques as the default, so we quickly learned to accept Bugs Bunny et al. as acceptable. Yet I seem to recall being vaguely creeped the first few times I saw pre-WWII style animation with its weird puffing and undulating movements. I'd guess that a 21st century child is much less likely to find anything odd about CG animation than her parents do.

      Third, (this is a criticism of UV-theory as a whole) I don't know that it makes sense to place the revulsion behind a poorly designed CG model under the same umbrella as one's potential revulsion over actual metal-and-silicone robots. CG is fake, an illusion, and while we may allow our disbelieve to be suspended, we still know that the animated character is safely detached from reality. On the other hand, a robot, a realistic one such as CB2, seems to (or perhaps does) possess the quality of agency. It interacts with the real world and can engage in unpredictable behaviour. So it might potentially get OUT! OF! CONTROL!, and harm us, and there's something possibly off-putting about that. Or, until I've accustomed myself to its movements and its failure modes, my limbic system will tell me that that huge industrial assembly line robot might malfunction and squish me like a bug, Whether it's "uncanny" looking or not. Or my future attack-dog-droid might mistakenly view me as a target, and make short work of me without the slightest twinge of remorse. That's a much more visceral concern to me than whether or not the attack dog's skin is too close in texture to real dog skin.

      So I guess I agree with TFA, that UV doesn't really matter, at least when it comes to real bots.

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    5. Re:It matters, but we adjust by JimFive · · Score: 1

      While Pixar avoided the uncanny valley for humans in Up, they didn't for the dogs (at least for me). Except for the one friendly (and cartoonish) dog, I found the other dogs very creepy.
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  28. Distance... by PPalmgren · · Score: 1

    Very thought-provoking article, especially since I'd experienced the Uncanny Valley but had never been exposed to the topic like this. I wonder if the concept is related to how people act in cases on anonymity or distance with other humans, such as the Internet, politics, and war. When I read the article, I felt echoes from these categories where we, as humans, have a tendency to de-humanize or treat our opposition differently than we would if we interacted with them directly.

  29. I thought the lady in the Palm Pre ads was CGI by GungaDan · · Score: 1

    Much to my surprise, she's real. Uncanny.

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  30. Re:Uncanny valley exists, and does matter, so ther by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This seems somewhat familiar:

    "Press or say one if you hate calling this number because you can never talk to another human being when calling"

  31. Uncanny valley will be crossed both ways by smellsofbikes · · Score: 2, Interesting
    It's a problem that's culture-wide but is already going away. Twenty years ago people refused to use automated answering machines. Now many people prefer doing all their business via automated customer support precisely because they don't have to talk to people. As our culture as a whole gets used to automated systems, we'll stop being freaked.

    And, anyway, robot technology is improving every year, and as such they're doing their best to cross the uncanny valley and getting better all the time. Meanwhile, on this side, we're doing our best to cross to their side, led by Michael Jackson, Cher, Tila Tequila, and Jocelyn Wildenstein.

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    1. Re:Uncanny valley will be crossed both ways by ElectricTurtle · · Score: 2, Informative

      Find me a person that prefers automated customer support so I can punch them repeatedly in the face.

      Speaking as a technician who has had to call support lines for RMAs or service outages... automated parts of support are annoying as hell, especially when you're expected to talk to the computer like that's supposed to make it more familiar or comfortable. Even when the system understands, which is hard enough, you still feel like a jackass doing it when you could just be pressing a number.

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    2. Re:Uncanny valley will be crossed both ways by winwar · · Score: 1

      "Even when the system understands, which is hard enough, you still feel like a jackass doing it when you could just be pressing a number."

      Feel free to start punching yourself now. Use a mirror if it makes you feel better.

      You dislike voice autmomated systems. Not automated systems. Better would be humans capable of solving your problems. But most people prefer automated customer support because human customer support has been reduced to a sequence of scripts. At that point why waste time dealing with a human.

    3. Re:Uncanny valley will be crossed both ways by ElectricTurtle · · Score: 1

      I dislike them both, just voice-based more (which is what I said, but you chose to ignore that). Not everything is an exclusive binary system. Nice try at being cute though, next time read and comprehend the whole thing and you won't look like a douche.

      Key take home point: if I'm dealing with a computer, I want to deal with it like a computer, not pretending it's human. I would rather in cases of complex problem solving (which in the context means anything other than basic inventory operations and queries of known/categorized things) deal with a human than a computer. Even a stupid human is somebody you can apply emotional pressure to, or try to reason with, or whatever. Those things you can't do with a computer.

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    4. Re:Uncanny valley will be crossed both ways by Sir+Holo · · Score: 1

      smellsofbikes: Twenty years ago people refused to use automated answering machines. Now many people prefer doing all their business via automated customer support precisely because they don't have to talk to people.

      You sound like you work for TellMe.

      Most people hate automated response systems because they take forever to get things done. No one really needs to be told how to operate voice mail every time.

      Oh, and people have been happily using answering machines for at least 35 years.

    5. Re:Uncanny valley will be crossed both ways by BZ · · Score: 1

      > Find me a person that prefers automated customer support so I can punch them repeatedly
      > in the face.

      I have actually encountered one example where the automated system is better than I think a person would be. If you call zipcar while in the middle of your reservation, after punching in your member number the automated system starts with:

          You have a car reserved from t1 to t2. If you would like to extend the reservation,
          press 1.

      I haven't listened past that, since I in fact always want to do this. I press 1, it says:

          To add half an hour, press 1. To add one hour, press 2. To add ...

      I've never needed more than an hour. I press 1 or 2, and it says:

          Reservation extended.

      And then I hang up. Interacting with a person would almost certainly involve more time than that for me to say what I want and for me to do that.

      That said, for anything more complicated than this the automated systems suck. And yes, the voice-recognition ones are particularly sucky.

    6. Re:Uncanny valley will be crossed both ways by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, if you had automated customer support robots, I suppose you could punch them repeatedly in the face... at least until they're upgraded with a self-defense circuit, at which time i suggest you RETREAT AT FULL SPEED MEATBAG

    7. Re:Uncanny valley will be crossed both ways by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Automated doesn't necessarily mean "voice recognition." Pressing buttons IS automation, talking to a real human is not. I do agree that the voice recognition automation systems are a complete waste of time. There's just too much noise when it comes to analog communication.

    8. Re:Uncanny valley will be crossed both ways by Labcoat+Samurai · · Score: 1

      But most people prefer automated customer support.

      What makes you so certain of that? A poll of yourself and a few friends? Personally, I hate automated support. I can usually get answers from a person, but from a computer, I have to work within a strict set of canned questions and responses. I suspect the reason automated support is popular is that you pay for it once and then pay a minor upkeep fee to keep it running, saving you the need to hire people.

    9. Re:Uncanny valley will be crossed both ways by complete+loony · · Score: 1

      I think he meant something more like using a web service to handle the expected use case. Not a support environment where you are always dealing with the unexpected.

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  32. 2 Words: Doll F**kers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No, I have a suspicion that the author is trying to make having uh, romantic relations with robots socially acceptable. Also, don't Google Doll Fuckers you sick perverts!

  33. Re:yeah, but why humanoid robots in the first plac by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

    We all want to own a slave. We all want to be able to say "get me a beer from the fridge" and have something that doesn't look like a fridge do it. Every time. With no back talk.

  34. evolved communication protocols by khallow · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I think a key problem here is simply that humanity has evolved elaborate behaviors and telltales for communication even without intent. For example, in a store there are distinct differences in the behavior of someone looking for something versus someone walking purposefully to a destination. Irritation is easily transmitted. What this means is that for the typical human, there are limits to how well they can deceive another human. I think that's one of the causes of the uncanny valley. If you're in the valley, then the behavioral cues either cannot be interpreted or even worse are merely a skin that can be readily changed.

    Violations of these behaviors and evolved protocols can really upset us. For example, a scene in Terminator II shows the evil robot of the movie (which can take anyone's form that it kills) has earlier (unknown to the audience) taken over the form of a woman talking on the phone to her son. The audience senses something is wrong, the dog is barking hectically outside and the woman is trying suspiciously to milk the son for information on his location. She gets the name of the dog wrong. It's only then that we know she's the killer robot. Right after the call ends, we find the robot also killed the husband of the woman while casually talking on the phone. Think about that. Someone who can chat on the phone without even a trace of emotion or extertion while killing a person at the same time. Bladerunner explores this to great extent (the opening scene is a great example). Silence of the Lambs is in part about a hideous serial killer who shows no remorse and reveals of himself only what he wishes.

    We are scared of people who can lie and kill without the deed showing in their behavior and that fear is readily milked in many movies about murderous robots and calm psychopaths. I believe this is part of the uncanny valley. We've evolved over time to share a common nonverbal system of communication. Anything which can exploit this system, be it beings that don't look quite right or can deceive us completely and effortlessly, triggers a warning in us.

    1. Re:evolved communication protocols by BetterSense · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I've been told that the reason people (often) fear snakes and clowns is that they cannot read any emotion from their expressions. I think a robot would have to be amazingly nuanced and advanced for people to accept its body language as human.

    2. Re:evolved communication protocols by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We are scared of people who can lie and kill without the deed showing in their behavior and that fear is readily milked in many movies about murderous robots and calm psychopaths. I believe this is part of the uncanny valley. We've evolved over time to share a common nonverbal system of communication. Anything which can exploit this system, be it beings that don't look quite right or can deceive us completely and effortlessly, triggers a warning in us.

      Back when it was a standard part of anatomy coursework, I had to stand in on a human dissection. This is apparently not done anymore because it's gotten too expensive and most folks just can't deal with it.

      During this dissection half the class did not attend. Within the first minute, three more had left. A few minutes later it was just four of us and the instructor. What struck me about this experience was that I felt absolutely nothing. Nada. Zilch. Whereas my classmates were going on about how viewing the body gave them the willies, it caused as much reaction in me as watching a top spinning. I.e., it's interesting at first , but beyond that, really boring.

      The thing is, though I wouldn't kill anyone, I don't feel anything when I hear about death. If someone committed a heinous crime, I can't understand why they are not executed immediately once their guilt is confirmed. I don't know if this makes me a psychopath, but that's how I am.

    3. Re:evolved communication protocols by ucblockhead · · Score: 1

      The reason people fear snakes is much more likely due to the human race having evolved in an area with poisonous snakes.

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    4. Re:evolved communication protocols by misexistentialist · · Score: 2, Funny

      And it was recently discovered that our more intelligent enemies, the Neanderthals, wore makeup and long shoes resembling that of clowns.

    5. Re:evolved communication protocols by khallow · · Score: 1

      The thing is, though I wouldn't kill anyone, I don't feel anything when I hear about death. If someone committed a heinous crime, I can't understand why they are not executed immediately once their guilt is confirmed. I don't know if this makes me a psychopath, but that's how I am.

      Why should that make you a killer? Or for that matter a good liar?

    6. Re:evolved communication protocols by mdielmann · · Score: 1

      Violations of these behaviors and evolved protocols can really upset us. For example, a scene in Terminator II shows the evil robot of the movie (which can take anyone's form that it kills) has earlier (unknown to the audience) taken over the form of a woman talking on the phone to her son. The audience senses something is wrong, the dog is barking hectically outside and the woman is trying suspiciously to milk the son for information on his location. She gets the name of the dog wrong. It's only then that we know she's the killer robot. Right after the call ends, we find the robot also killed the husband of the woman while casually talking on the phone. Think about that. Someone who can chat on the phone without even a trace of emotion or extertion while killing a person at the same time.

      Wow, way to totally butcher the movie. First, the evil robot doesn't need to kill a person - it's just more convenient. Next, unknown to the audience? It's clearly portrayed in the movies that dogs always freak out about the robots - the barking is a clue. And killing people without emotion? It's a robot! It does everything without emotion!
      What anything in that has to do with the uncanny valley is also in doubt because much of the time the "robot" is portrayed by humans, with fleeting, obvious, CG in between. I think you might be mistaking sympathizing with the good guys and fear/animus/revulsion towards the bad guy with the uncanny valley.

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  35. Re:yeah, but why humanoid robots in the first plac by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Isn't that what woman are for ? ...forgot this is /.

  36. About dogs... by grocer · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Dogs are domesticated wolves...who live and hunt in packs. If the cat is an accepted member of the pack, it will be tolerated by the dog. This is a vast oversimplification, of course, but what it comes down to. Man has selectively bred dogs for specific tasks since domesticating them...so we have dogs for hunting, herding, security, and companionship. Depending on which tasks the dog was bred for will determine whether it's sociable with other pets. Even then, there will be variation between individuals of the same breed and while some breeds are more cat/pet-friendly than others, each dog is still an individual and results will vary. If they dog accepts the cat or cats as part of its pack, there's no problem. If the dog doesn't have a strong prey drive, it may just ignore the cat. Either way, it has nothing to do with the Uncanny Valley.

  37. Re:yeah, but why humanoid robots in the first plac by Tetsujin · · Score: 2, Funny

    I'm sure you can imagine a humanoid robot being a bit more comfortable to be around than something out of the terminator series at the doctor's office as an example.

    "What? My appointment with doctor Smith isn't until four o'clock?

    I'll be back."

    You'll be back? Well I should certainly hope so, my silver-skulled simpleton! Late for your last appointment, early for this one, it's a wonder you ever should turn up at all, you Meat-packed metal moron, you colossal chrome cretin!

    Oh, the pain, the pain of it all...

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  38. Re:yeah, but why humanoid robots in the first plac by antifoidulus · · Score: 1

    But why not just build the fridge into the robot? Or perhaps some sort of beer cannon?

  39. Re:Uncanny valley exists, and does matter, so ther by pnuema · · Score: 1
    The first market for social robots will be in some form of customer relations where replacing hourly employees makes business sense

    The first market for social robots will be fuckbots. You must be new here.

  40. Re:yeah, but why humanoid robots in the first plac by Zotdogg · · Score: 1

    The best answer I've heard to this is that our (human) world\civilization has been built around our bodies and the easiest way to have machines most easily interact with that world is to design them as humanoid objects with as many of the same faculties as possible.

  41. Re:yeah, but why humanoid robots in the first plac by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Carbonated beverages being delivered at velocity? You didn't even try to think that one through, huh?

  42. Re:yeah, but why humanoid robots in the first plac by Polumna · · Score: 2, Funny

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  43. Re:yeah, but why humanoid robots in the first plac by spyder913 · · Score: 1
  44. Re:yeah, but why humanoid robots in the first plac by Polumna · · Score: 1

    Your idea has been stolen by the past!

  45. Re:yeah, but why humanoid robots in the first plac by hitmark · · Score: 3, Insightful

    i would not recommend building any kind of cannon into a robot designed to serve us, just in case...

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  46. Re:Uncanny valley exists, and does matter, so ther by Kjella · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Human contact has been replaced by machines lots of places like bank clerks who has been almost fully replaced by online banking and cash machines, or how about ticket machines or vending machines? I have a dishwasher and washing machine, none of those are built the way I'd wash dishes or do laundry. The point is not that machines suck at being useful, it's that they suck at being humans. I'd rather in fact not have a clippy interface to my machine if I can help it. Why does everyone seem to think a humanoid robot would be such a great solution? Would you like to piggyback on a humanoid robot to work every day? Do you honestly think it's good design to command a robot to use a remote control to tune your TV when you could command the TV to tune itself?

    Don't get me wrong, eventually we will need some sort of general robot but my home could be a lot more intelligent than it is. There's no universal "bus" that things expose themselves to, and I don't mean building a special house full of special tools that are all built to work together. I mean something that'll be pretty much as basic as electricity and everything announces itself and lets me turn on and off lamps, turn up and down the heating, tune the TV, monitor the oven (maybe not set that one), check the status of my washing machine all in one dashboard right here, without getting my ass off the chair. That would at least be a start...

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  47. Why? by mosb1000 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Humanoid robots terrify me to no end. At first, I was simply bothered by the fact that people were trying to develop this technology. I couldn't understand what new functionality they were trying to develop, and I didn't see why they would simply try to duplicate the existing functionality of human beings (since there are already billions of us around).

    Now that I've thought about it, I think the new "functionality" they want to add is compliance. They want to say to something, resembling a person, "do this" and have them do it without talking back. Basically, they want someone to serve them without ever having to consider that person's needs or feelings. They want someone to go and take car of their mother or their children for them, so that they don't have to. They want someone who will have sex with them for no reason other than their desire for sex.

    So some day, the hope is, we will be surrounded by human-looking robots who will cater to our every whim and never give us any trouble. I don't think that's good for us, and I question the mental stability of someone who would want to live that way.

    1. Re:Why? by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      I don't think that's good for us, and I question the mental stability of someone who would want to live that way.

      We have that already. It's called television. It raises our children and provides us with a [poor] substitute for sex. It doesn't take orders but it does tell us what to think. Now get back to American Gladiators, peon.

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    2. Re:Why? by mosb1000 · · Score: 1

      I wouldn't know, I've never liked television either. I suppose if that's what we have to look forward to with the field of humanoid robotics, it would be better not to invest any more time and resources into it.

    3. Re:Why? by ElectricTurtle · · Score: 1

      Quite bluntly, I think there's something wrong with you. You're trying to apply apply standards of human treatment and/or civil rights to machines that look human. What's next, should we pity the animatronics in Pirates of the Caribbean at Disneyland? Framed in another ethical context, what about non-humaniform automations? If you make a car 'intelligent' enough to drive itself (which is entirely possible in a society that can create a humaniform machine to take the physical place of a human to drive a car), how is it any different from a robot doing it? Hell, in that sense, the car is a robot. And it's not going to 'talk back' either, or have needs or feelings. The only difference is that it's still shaped like a car and not a person. So what? If you attach so much importance to the form of something, rather than the essence of what it is, does, and is for, you have problems. You're projecting emotional states and conditions onto inanimate objects because of what they look like, like a child bonding with stuffed animals. Get help.

      This is not to say that in some far future there may be a point where civil rights will be appropriate for very high level AI-driven machines (and that regardless of what they are shaped like). If a machine is self-aware, capable of selecting goals for itself for its own reasons that are not hard-coded by a creator, something like a Data from Star Trek, then yes, a machine like that should be respected as analogous to a human. However, if it's just something designed to perform tasks, and doesn't have any ability aside from what it's told to do like machines and low level AI today, there is no need for civil rights, because there will be no independent/individual goals/happiness/perspective to protect anymore than you would protect your dishwashing machine.

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    4. Re:Why? by mosb1000 · · Score: 1

      No, you have completely misunderstood me. I don't give a flying fuck how machines are treated. They are just machines, tools for accomplishing a task, and that's all they will ever be. My problem is that people want their machines to look and act like other people.

      Why would any sane person want a tool that looks like a person?

  48. Re:yeah, but why humanoid robots in the first plac by cbs4385 · · Score: 1

    A robot that would be use in any random setting or handling various chores would probably be best designed as a humanoid. The tools it would use while preforming the tasks are already designed for us to use. If I want to have a robot to do my chores, I'd rather not have to buy all new tools as well to enable it to do them. And even if I did get specialized accessories to enable the robot to work for me, How the hll am I going to use the lawn mover designed for the spider bot with 4 arms when it breaks?

  49. Re:yeah, but why humanoid robots in the first plac by jollyreaper · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Everything we have is designed to work with our humanoid bodies, so if we want to make a device that interfaces with those things, it will work better if it shares the humanoid design.

    To an extent. A humanoid form for domestic robots would seem useful but we see that a roomba does a pretty good job and it's nothing more than a flat disc. If you look at conversion kits to turn standard human-operated trucks into remote vehicles, they're admirably utilitarian with a set of stereoscoptic cameras mounted where a human head would go but with simple servo-operated levers for controlling the gas and brake and a neat little set of rubber gears for gripping and turning the steering wheel.

    If we were to ever invent a general-purpose robot, one capable of doing many tasks, it might settle on a human form. Right now our robots tend to be more designed for the purpose. A roomba whirls around the room but does not lift furniture, does not have an attachment for getting between the cushions, etc. An automatic car wash is basically robotic and looks nothing like a human while doing the same work. They're usually worse at it than a human but all you'd need to fix that deficiency is mount some cameras so they can really see the job they're doing and have an articulated pressure washer and scrubber arm to get at the dirt that's not coming off. Computer vision systems are getting to the point where they really could identify clean and dirty with cars off the street. Previous example of computer vision system were like the ones the potato chip companies use to sort bad spuds and they check the incoming potatoes against a known list of acceptable potato colors.

    There's a whole field of biomimicry that seeks to borrow nature's solutions for various engineering problems. While nature can develop some very interesting techniques, it's important to remember that the process is not guided and also has to work with the materials at hand. The common example given is wing-flapping flight. It's not very efficient but modifying limbs to flapping surfaces is about the best you can do. Same goes for terrestrial locomotion. Wheels are awesome but there's only one axle we've ever found in nature and it's on a microscopic organism. Anything bigger than that is pushing itself around with limbs.

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  50. WRONG! It does matter! by Hurricane78 · · Score: 1

    Stuff looks really creepy because of the uncanny valley.
    I do not want to buy stuff that looks really creepy, when I do not expect it to be. (Exception: Horror games/movies.)
    I assume that this is true for nearly everybody.
    If people don’t buy it, there is no profit in it.
    If there is no profit in something, no company will produce it.

    There’s how it matters.
    Simple as that.

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  51. Re:yeah, but why humanoid robots in the first plac by Caesar+Tjalbo · · Score: 0

    Humanoid robots are great as they can use the same tools as humans

    That would be interesting in a situation where the robot (temporarily) replaces a human or the tools are special.

    Plenty of ordinary tools come with changeable parts, like screwdrivers/drills or tools that can be used with high pressure air. Adding a sort of 'Swiss army knife' of popular connections to the robot is probably more efficient for the robot. Many tools are electronic anyway. Should robots become more obvious in daily life, it seems to me a robot would use its hand to plug its, say, USB cable in a device rather than using the interface for humans.

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  52. Pixar by Latinhypercube · · Score: 0

    There is a reason why Pixar's characters have been so successful and why their characters are always caricatures.

  53. Re:yeah, but why humanoid robots in the first plac by b4k3d+b34nz · · Score: 2, Insightful

    A primary reason that humanity is so successful is because we are general-purpose, but also because we have the ability to use tools. Robots can be designed to cut out the middle man and become the tool itself, or they can be more general use and still require tools or swappable arms/interfaces.

    So think about it, do humans REALLY interface with the items we build? If so, why are there eventually 2 versions of these created items: "standard" and "ergonomic"? It's because the standard ones never are actually designed for humans to a T, and ergonomic versions attempt to rectify it. Also, humans are so different from each other in terms of size and agility that most of our interfaces do not exactly match even the average human being. Robots don't have to suffer from this problem, although they surely will have to handle deviation in the environment.

    Humanoid robots are potentially successful in certain areas like teaching--although Disney's "Crush" the Turtle exhibit seems to work quite well for a lot of people--but until we get to the point where biomimicry is successful to the point where robots are commonly sexualized (plausable acceptability), we may as well continue creating robots that are fitted to a smaller number of uses in specific niches.

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  54. Yup, he ALMOST got it by SmallFurryCreature · · Score: 4, Insightful

    He only briefly mentions the Polar Express movie that had a really big uncanny valley problem.

    If you have seen the movie, you know what it is, it looks at once so real and at the same time is a Bugs Bunny cartoon. The two just don't match.

    There is a reason movies like Madagascar, Wall-E, Up etc despite being drop dead gorgous use clear cartoony looks ESPECIALLY for their characters. And while it is acceptable for the plane in Madagascar 2 to bounce like cartoon plane because it is clear that no matter how accurately it is rendered it is NOT a real aircraft. But the train in Polar Express DOES look real and real trains do not behave like that.

    It is the superman problem. Spiderman can swing from wall to wall because it slightly makes sense, sense enough perhaps. Superman being able to lift an Island doesn't. Stopping a train. That has nothing to do with strength anymore, but with conversion of energy. He may be strong enough, but we know the ground isn't.

    The uncanny valley is NOT something not looking right, but us knowing that the real thing looks or behaves different. It is why walking is SO hard to do in any animation. Most animation showing walking has a problem with slipping, it looks immidiatly wrong to us.

    A robot, and no robot so far looks anything like a real human, just doesn't look real enough to trigger the feeling that it is wrong.

    The uncanny valley is not restricted to animation or future robots. Ordinary humans got it as well, watch someone with a glass eye or scarring that is not obvious anymore but still large. Burn victim with a lot of corrective surgery whose face is close but at the same time a million miles removed. A burn victim with just a huge nasty scar might be shocking, but that is soon passed, but that face that is almost normal but isn't, that gets the constant stares.

    The uncanny valley is not a theory or a measurement, it is simply the observation that people accept a :) as a face but a 99% realistic rendering is instantly picked as fake NOT for missing a pixel but because the eyes are at an unnatural angle.

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  55. Re:yeah, but why humanoid robots in the first plac by BlackSabbath · · Score: 1

    Dude, while most people around here have heard of Lost In Space, most are too young to have actually watched the original TV series. Shame.

  56. Re:yeah, but why humanoid robots in the first plac by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...Now, had you a humaniform robot you would have no need for a roomba, as the humaniform robot could operate your existing Hoover, as well as your dishwasher, lawnmower, etc.

    You forgot guns ;)

  57. Re:yeah, but why humanoid robots in the first plac by rjmx · · Score: 2, Funny

    Perhaps if evolution had given us wheels instead of legs, we'd be using ramps instead of stairs now.

    And even more worrisome, human progress would have taken a great leap (!) forward when somebody invented the leg, way back in the Stone Age.

  58. It's like "Lost", except in space... by Tetsujin · · Score: 1

    Dude, while most people around here have heard of Lost In Space, most are too young to have actually watched the original TV series. Shame.

    Aw, it was only fifteen years ago that they showed it on Sci-Fi Channel... :)

    That reminds me, I wanted to add "Noxious Nickel-plated Ninny" and "fallacious ferrous fool" to the list...

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    1. Re:It's like "Lost", except in space... by khellendros1984 · · Score: 1

      Wow....Yeah, I guess it would've been about 15 years ago that I saw that. About the same period that they had runs of I Love Lucy and such on Nick at Night. I liked Lost in Space, but it's been too long...I didn't get the reference until Black Sabbath mentioned it.

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  59. Re:yeah, but why humanoid robots in the first plac by ArsonSmith · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Most of those are just Machines. Robots should have a bit of autonomousness about them.

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  60. Nah... by denzacar · · Score: 2, Insightful

    That there is clearly a robot with a head of a human looking doll.
    It is not even trying to appear human - it is trying to appear like a doll.
    So, we file it mentally under "D for doll" or "R for Robot" and ignore the uncannyness as we are just approaching the valley.
    The valley actually starts to show with examples like this, and Repliee.

    And here is where TFA falls on its uncanny ass:

    If machines can trigger cognitive dissonance in the human brain, roboticists must continue to carefully tweak their creations, to avoid individual revulsion and even a society-wide blowback.
    That would be a major concern for the designers and manufacturers of the coming generation of social robots.
    It would be, if the uncanny didn't evaporate on contact.

    A Hypothetical Chasm
    David Hanson, a roboticist whose company, Hanson Robotics, specializes in ultra-realistic robotic heads, actively seeks out the uncanny.
    He keeps the motors in his rubber-skinned faces noisy and overtly robotic, and sometimes presents these lifelike talking heads mounted on a stick.
    And for better or worse, even the shock value of Hanson's buzzing, decapitated heads doesn't stick around for long.
    "In my experience, people get used to the robots very quickly," Hanson says. "As in, within minutes."

    It is really hard to argue with an article that so blindly ignores the very topic it is talking about.
    Its not the robots (of any kind - humanoid or not) that fall into the valley. We KNOW robots.
    They are just another version of all those mechanical puppets that have been around for centuries.

    It is the human simulacrum that freaks us out.

    A photo of a nearly perfect humanoid head freaks us out because it registers as a human head that is "not OK" in some way.
    We "feel" that there is something wrong with it.
    But as soon as it starts to whir and buzz and click and move rhythmically like a robot - our perspective changes and it is no longer "strange and alien and wrong".
    It "becomes" a robot.

    That is why the photos of those supposed robotic inhabitants of the valley are freaky, while people find CB2 to be "cuddly" in person.
    Or why this one becomes increasingly freaky once the camera zooms in to show just the face.
    Instantly, it is no longer a robotic mannequin we are looking at, but a dead human head - smiling.
    Then, as the camera zooms out, and the robot starts to move and talk - it is once again a humanoid mannequin, a moving statue, a robot.

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    1. Re:Nah... by Sir_Lewk · · Score: 1

      Human looking dolls are pretty creepy too if you ask me. There is nothing about the uncanny valley that says it cannot be applied to dolls as well as robots.

      Anyways, one man's "freaky as fuck" is another man's "normal, so this is all subjective.

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  61. Pimping your article on Slashdot by icebike · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    1) write thin article for a dying rag
    2) pimp it on slashdot
    3) ????
    4) Profit.

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  62. Re:yeah, but why humanoid robots in the first plac by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 1

    We all want to own a slave. We all want to be able to say "get me a beer from the fridge" and have something that doesn't look like a fridge do it. Every time. With no back talk.

    On the short income we get to actually keep.

    Servants fit the bill nicely, but they've been priced out of the market.

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  63. Re:yeah, but why humanoid robots in the first plac by The+Archon+V2.0 · · Score: 1

    Kinda hard to have a relationship with a Roomba....

    I take it you've tried?

    Like, a... physical... relationship? Owowowow brushes right up front owowowow no tubing owowow.

    Just when I thought people who stick their bits in a regular vacuum cleaner couldn't be outdone for finding interesting ways to damage themselves.

  64. Re:yeah, but why humanoid robots in the first plac by antifoidulus · · Score: 1

    But think, it's double the brain damage! First you get hit in the head with booze, then you drink the booze. Talk about efficiency!

  65. Re:yeah, but why humanoid robots in the first plac by SwordsmanLuke · · Score: 1

    Like anti-lock brakes? Or my car's Electronic Stability Program? How about deciding how much hot water to mix to achieve the optimal washing temp?

    I think the GP's point is that many of our modern appliances have become more autonomous in order to better perform their tasks. They're certainly not self aware, but they're doing a lot more "thinking" than their forerunners.

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  66. Re:yeah, but why humanoid robots in the first plac by Scrameustache · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Everything we have is designed to work with our humanoid bodies, so if we want to make a device that interfaces with those things, it will work better if it shares the humanoid design.

    To an extent. A humanoid form for domestic robots would seem useful but we see that a roomba does a pretty good job and it's nothing more than a flat disc.

    Exactly, it does -one- good job.
    If someone breaks the android challenge, there's no need to redesign every aspect of human life with purpose-specific robots for every single job.

    P.S. That logic was much better explained by Asimov, from whom I was convinced.

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  67. Re:yeah, but why humanoid robots in the first plac by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Doctor? Try Agent. EPIC FAIL.

  68. Thanks by izlerken · · Score: 1

    Thankss

  69. Re:yeah, but why humanoid robots in the first plac by socz · · Score: 1

    why build several $5,000 domestic chore robots that need special tools when you can buy one $20,000 humanoid robot that does all of the shores, need no special tools to clean the toilets, do the dishes, and vacuum the floor except the cheap tools humans already use.

    Hopefully, they'll also do the shopping for said tools and supplies and won't go all "no, no, you buy, I no go, you buy..."

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  70. Re:yeah, but why humanoid robots in the first plac by frosty_tsm · · Score: 2, Interesting

    A robot needs to do more than sit and place and perform a task (even if it is engineered to do it well). Such a loose definition does to the term "robots" what has been done to "cloud (computing)" and "nano (machines / structures)" that everyone wants to slap or back-date on their project to make it sound important / relevant.

    As I see it, part of the definition of a robot includes movement. As with the roomba, it has the ability to move around to perform it's task and not be restricted to performing it's task in a single place (which would be a useless vacuum cleaner). In factories, robotic arms may stay mounted in place, but the arms themselves move themselves or parts to assemble cars.

  71. Re:yeah, but why humanoid robots in the first plac by Khashishi · · Score: 1

    Surely you aren't so naive as to think such robots don't already exist.

  72. Re:yeah, but why humanoid robots in the first plac by FooAtWFU · · Score: 1

    Fancy new cars are self-parallel-parking.

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  73. Wall-E anyone? by Areyoukiddingme · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I think the phenomenon labeled Uncanny Valley is perfectly valid and perfectly irrelevant. At least, as long as it's framed solely in terms of appearance. It's trivially easy for people to relate to Wall-E. It doesn't matter in the slightest that he looks only very vaguely cubically humanoid. He could be, in the great Disney test of yesteryear, an animated flour sack. As long as he appears to express emotions, the machine instantly becomes "he" to us. (Or she, depending on the mannerisms.) A walking talking RealDoll will still be a creepy failure as long as it doesn't move right. A box with treads will succeed, as long as it can act human (or possibly canine).

    In desktop computers, it's the software that's inadequate, as every attempt at game AI demonstrates. In robots, there are still a few things that are inadequate in the hardware, but truly it's still the software. Roombas have zero personality.

    Slashdot carried the story about the little robot let loose in Central Park a while back. It was nothing but a bump and go car with a flag on it and a sign saying "help me get to point X" and people actually did help it. Now consider what would have happened if it had been a Wall-E bot. I'd bet money that if a little robot hunched down, tapped his manipulator tips together, tipped his cameras into a configuration vaguely reminiscent of a worried expression and shuffled his treads, and held up a sign asking for help to reach point X that someone would have literally stopped what they were doing, taken his hand, and led him the entire way there.

    It's the personality, stupid. (To coin a phrase...)

  74. Re:yeah, but why humanoid robots in the first plac by GameMaster · · Score: 1

    With the exception of the niches/fetishes you mentioned yourself, the most immediate reason I can see for having such interest in a humanoid robot would be flexibility of function. We, as a race, have spent much of our existence working to modify our environment to fit our humanoid form factor. Doors, hallways, chairs, vehicles, tools, etc. are all designed to work, specifically, with the human body shape. One of the problems with mass adoption of non-humanoid robots for general tasks is that they require us to modify the environment with an infrastructure custom tailored to their capabilities. With a fully human-form robot, all the world is already designed to work with it and the rest is all software.

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  75. Re:yeah, but why humanoid robots in the first plac by kalirion · · Score: 1

    Heh, reminds me of the short story "Q.U.R." by Anthony Boucher. Humanoid robots becoming depressed and breaking down because they were only used for narrow, repetitive job functions.

  76. Re:yeah, but why humanoid robots in the first plac by atamido · · Score: 1

    At least one Asimov robot wasn't humaniform. The short story "Sally" had vehicles outfitted with positronic brains.

    And is was down right creepy.

  77. Re:yeah, but why humanoid robots in the first plac by harl · · Score: 1

    My car will unlock the doors if it thinks I'm in danger of locking myself out. When I first bought it I had a little fight with it. I pushed the lock button down. It popped it up. I pushed it down. it popped them all up.

    Also if I unlock the doors and don't open a door within a certain time frame it will lock them again.

    It has cruise control.

    It has a thermostat similar to a house. You set the temp and it will try and keep it constant.

    It has antilock brakes/traction control.

    That's a bit of autonomousness[sic].

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  78. Re:yeah, but why humanoid robots in the first plac by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Machine gun jubblies? How'd I miss those, baby?

  79. Re:yeah, but why humanoid robots in the first plac by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

    There hasn't been a remake recently? OK, give it six months.

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  80. Re:yeah, but why humanoid robots in the first plac by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

    First you get hit in the head with booze, then you drink the booze.

    If it's just been flung across the room and hit you in the head you aren't going to drink very much of it. Might be useful for putting out fires, though.

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  81. Re:yeah, but why humanoid robots in the first plac by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Main Entry: robot
    Function: noun
    Etymology: Czech, from robota compulsory labor; akin to Old High German arabeit trouble, Latin orbus orphaned — more at orphan
    Date: 1923

    1 a : a machine that looks like a human being and performs various complex acts (as walking or talking) of a human being; also : a similar but fictional machine whose lack of capacity for human emotions is often emphasized b : an efficient insensitive person who functions automatically
    2 : a device that automatically performs complicated often repetitive tasks
    3 : a mechanism guided by automatic controls

    Definition 2 and 3 oriented robots exist for decades. Making machines that look human is an art still being perfected.

  82. Try it from the other side... by jeko · · Score: 1

    Yeah, I know what you mean. Until they got used to me, my local MosBurger used to look around for the guy who placed the order at the speaker when I drove up to the window. Took a second to get the kid to understand, "Yeah, that was me talking back there. That's my burger."

    Then I came home to the States after a few years in Japan. The first day back, I met a middle-aged Asian-American woman who had spent her whole life in the South. She looked like Atsuko Asano. She sounded like Dolly Parton.

    For the first couple of minutes, my brain just refused to put the picture and the sound together, and I had grown up in the States. I hope I wasn't too rude to her.

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  83. Re:yeah, but why humanoid robots in the first plac by vadim_t · · Score: 1

    I've been saying it for a long time.

    Instead of obsessing over getting human appearance right, they should just give it a human shape, and dress it in a fursuit.

  84. Re:yeah, but why humanoid robots in the first plac by SwordsmanLuke · · Score: 1

    And the agitator in my washing machine rotates. Does the movement have to be completely exposed to count as "robotic"?

    I'm not trying to dilute the meaning of "robot" here, I just interpret it to mean "a machine capable of automatic function." My hammer is a tool, my drill is a machine, my clothes washer - strange though it may seem - is a robot.

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  85. Re:yeah, but why humanoid robots in the first plac by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm not trying to dilute the meaning of "robot" here,

    ... but you'll do it anyway?

  86. Re:yeah, but why humanoid robots in the first plac by Mr.+Freeman · · Score: 1

    Why design it like a human? Because everything that you or I do is done with devices that were... designed for humans.
    Stairs: Designed for humans
    Doorway size: humans
    Chairs: Humans
    Desks: Humans

    The list goes on. Everything from your car to your dishwasher was designed so that it could be operated by you, not by a purpose-built robot. Thus, when you want a multi-purpose robot you want a robot designed like a human. These robots are the "personal assistant" robots. They do (or will in the future) your dishes, make dinner, take your car to the shop, etc.
    On the other hand, if you want a robot to do one specific thing, like weld car chassis, then you want to design the robot differently to be the most efficient at doing that one specific thing.

    Yes, your humanoid robot is less efficient at loading your dishwasher than a purpose-built dishwashing robot would be, but that dishwashing robot can't also go drive your car to the shop. The robot that only drives your car can't do anything else because it's part of the car itself.

    So when you say that you wouldn't start with a human form when you want to get useful stuff done you really have to evaluate what exactly you call "useful stuff" and decide just /how much/ useful stuff you want to do.

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  87. Re:yeah, but why humanoid robots in the first plac by Mr.+Freeman · · Score: 1

    A robot doesn't involve movement, you're putting that into your definition because you think that robots have to be cool or look like they accomplish some complicated task or think that robots have to all be useful. Robots involve actuation. A robot without actuation is called a computer. Actuation involves more than movement, it's doing anything physical. Turning on a heating element, turning on a pump (technically there's movement inside the pump I guess, but that's not the point), etc.

    Yes, your coffee maker is a robot. It's not a cool robot, it's not fascinating to watch, and it doesn't do very much, but none of these things have to do with he definition of a robot. It does what it does autonomously and it involves actuation. (It heats the coffee then pumps it through the coffee grounds). It turns on the warmer below the pot when it gets cold, etc.

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  88. Re:yeah, but why humanoid robots in the first plac by Mr.+Freeman · · Score: 1

    He's not diluting the term at all.

    People watch too much television and get this idea in their heads that "robots" are these amazing high-tech devices that resemble the terminator. They expect a robot to be awesome. Yes, your washing machine is a robot. Go look up the definition of a robot and you'll see that a washing machine meets those criteria.

    Robots aren't all exciting, get over it.

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  89. Re:yeah, but why humanoid robots in the first plac by Mr.+Freeman · · Score: 1

    Because the standard tool works alright and the ergonomic tool is some dipshit changing something inconsequential and marking it up another $50.

    Seriously though, yes, humans are multi-purpose. Yes, we really interface with the items we build. There are such a huge number of humans and we're all a little different so of course one tool will not work for every single human on the face of the planet. That's really a non-issue though because any robot designed to perform human tasks with human tools will be designed to use these human tools regardless of how different the robots are from one another. No one is going to make a toilet cleaning robot and design it such that it can't use a toilet brush.

    Furthermore, it's a matter of money and convenience as well. Yeah, you could have one humanoid robot that's somewhat inefficient at all tasks. The more specialized you make a robot the more efficient it becomes and the more robots you need (to do the tasks that the others can't do). Every specialized robot is going to cost roughly the amount of a humanoid robot because they all need their own electronics. Their own batteries, motors, controllers, etc. You can't save money here because every robot has to be as intelligent as a humanoid to properly interact with humans as it would and to navigate the house properly.

    You have 5 times the amount of shit to break down, 5 times the amount of regular maintenance, 5 times the number of old batteries to recycle, 5 times the amount of space taken up.

    You actually gain NOTHING by having the robot be more efficient. The robot will conserve a little more power, but remember that charging is inherently somewhat inefficient. You are now charging 5 robots instead of one. Any money you save in efficiency you again lose in the inefficiency of charging.

    And then there's the fact that I now have to buy specialized tools for all these things. Can't use a standard toilet brush because that's "inefficient". I have to spend a lot more money on one that this robot can use. What's more, if my toilet cleaning robot breaks down I can't clean the toilet myself because the tool is designed for the robot.

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  90. Re:yeah, but why humanoid robots in the first plac by Mr.+Freeman · · Score: 1

    Sounds like a recipe for awesome if you ask me.

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  91. Re:yeah, but why humanoid robots in the first plac by Patch86 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    It's lazy thinking, that.

    If you want your floor vacuumed by your humanoid robot then you'll also need to buy him a vacuum cleaner with which to do it. Considering the low cost of computer equipment now, why not just jam a tiny electronic brain in the vacuum which you'll have to buy either way?

    Same goes for most things. Why buy one car and one humanoid robotic chauffeur when you could just buy the car (which you have to buy either way) and stick a computer and a couple of sensors in it? Why have a shed full of gardening equipment and an android gardener when you could just bundle all your already-required tools into a handy automated bundle?

    And that's not all of it. The idea of having a machine going around and controlling other machines by way of buttons and leavers it quaint- why wouldn't all of these devices just network with each other? Why have an android turn the steering wheel and push the pedals on a car (and designing it with hands and feet for just this purpose) when it could just connect (wirelessly perhaps) and order the car what to do? Why would it even need to be there to do that?

    Far more sensible to have your big "house" computer nestled away somewhere, controlling all your devices for you over the airwaves. Like HAL, only with less psychopathy.

  92. Obligatory: I'm pretty fed up with 3d anyway by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Uncanny valley doesn't matter. Anime/manga/vn heroines are so much better, how could one possibly settle for real girl?

  93. Re:yeah, but why humanoid robots in the first plac by similar_name · · Score: 1

    I certainly wouldn't start with a humanoid layout

    It does give a robot instant access to all of our tools, modes of transportation, and infrastructure. Robots that are backwards compatible with their makers.

  94. Re:yeah, but why humanoid robots in the first plac by Scrameustache · · Score: 1

    It's lazy thinking, that.

    If you want your floor vacuumed by your humanoid robot then you'll also need to buy him a vacuum cleaner with which to do it.

    Because when you already have a vacuum cleaner, and a mop, and a broom, and a shed full or gardening equipement, you only need to buy a robot.

    If you robotize everything, you need a new everything.

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  95. Re:yeah, but why humanoid robots in the first plac by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Who says that my robot sex-slave isn't getting something useful done for me?

  96. Re:yeah, but why humanoid robots in the first plac by wardred · · Score: 1

    Depends. Eventually, I can see everything being robotized. (And they already have public self cleaning toilets that don't use the standard toilet brush.) A good interim / cheap step is a humanoid robot, and once everything is robotized you'll probably have one humanoid anyway to do maintenance on stuff, with a butler's pantry to do maintenance on itself. A lot of devices - like the bathroom cleaning bot - would simply be plugged in. The car-bot would run off of whatever energy is already being produced for the car. Some things would need to be autonomous, but probably not that many. For a lot of things, you'd have to have a semi-expensive device anyway, so robotizing it wouldn't be THAT much more expensive. *SHRUG* We're a ways away from it anyway. We can't even get a "smart" home to work right. But I look forward to the commute-bot 3000, the chores-bot 2200, which, with the separate personality plugin could also be your personal secretary bot 2300. Yeah, there'll be plugins for those other bedroom needs eventually as well, and they'll have the same social stigma, for a while at least, as the blowup dolls do now. Least if it can do all the other stuff it should be self cleaning.

  97. Who says there's only humanoid robots? by mdwh2 · · Score: 1

    there's no Uncanny Valley for Roombas.

    Well yes, you've answered your question. Obviously people only talk about humanoid robots when talking about the uncanny valley, because it doesn't apply to the non-humanoid ones! However, plenty of non-humanoid ones do exist. I don't think anyone's claiming all robots must be humanoid - just that some of them will be, and it's interesting to look at the uncanny valley issue.

  98. Re:yeah, but why humanoid robots in the first plac by MichaelSmith · · Score: 1

    But then we have washing machines. We have lost the ability to do whatever we did to wash clothes before washing machines (I have no idea) and there is no going back. I think if humanoid robots were available they would have morphed into modern washing machines anyway.

  99. Train your dog. by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

    It's not that hard.

    First think hard: Do I want my dog to know how to open the refrigerator door? (Is your dog a lab? Is there food in 'fridge?)

    If the answer is yes, tie a towel to your fridge door. The dog will figure it out on his own.

    Once he knows how to open the door with the towel switch to a smaller towel, then smaller etc.

    At the end of the process the dog will have figured out how to open the door with his paw.

    You can then teach him how to fetch beers using conventional training techniques.

    Don't reward him with beer and don't buy can beer.

    You shouldn't be drinking canned piss anyhow but obviously your dog will have a harder time getting beer out of bottles (for himself).

    Labs will eat everything in the refrigerator. Including the plastic parts of shelves.

    Don't do it.

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  100. Re:yeah, but why humanoid robots in the first plac by MichaelSmith · · Score: 1

    An automatic car wash is basically robotic and looks nothing like a human while doing the same work. They're usually worse at it than a human

    Thats funny because last time I was in Malaysia we borrowed a car from a relative and went to get it washed before we returned it. We found an automatic car wash (the outside of it anyway) with eight (count'em) Indonesian guys inside hand washing cars.

  101. Re:yeah, but why humanoid robots in the first plac by MichaelSmith · · Score: 1

    Or why does C3PO need a hand held two way radio to talk to R2D2?

  102. Re:yeah, but why humanoid robots in the first plac by MichaelSmith · · Score: 1

    But why not just build the fridge into the robot? Or perhaps some sort of beer cannon?

    I think you should submit that idea to mythbusters.

  103. Re:yeah, but why humanoid robots in the first plac by MichaelSmith · · Score: 1

    Sincere apologies for the double reply but I just read the end of your fine post.

    Far more sensible to have your big "house" computer nestled away somewhere, controlling all your devices for you over the airwaves. Like HAL, only with less psychopathy.

    The psychopathy will come in when my wife programs HAL to ensure the toilet seat is down, serve extra vegetables at dinner, block pornographic web sites and hide the software change from me.

  104. Re:yeah, but why humanoid robots in the first plac by JP205 · · Score: 1

    It is much harder (more expensive) to program a humanoid robot to do everything, than it is to program a specialized robot to do one thing. So no, a humanoid robot would not be a cheap interim step. A cool novelty item perhaps, but not inexpensive.

  105. Re:Uncanny valley exists, and does matter, so ther by ElectricTurtle · · Score: 1

    Why does everyone seem to think a humanoid robot would be such a great solution?

    Manifold reasons (not necessarily good ones, but that's humanity for ya):
    1) Top of the list of many, for better or worse, is the concept of robot sex slaves. The idea of creating and more importantly commanding a customized analogue of a person's physical ideal. Your dishwasher can't measure up.

    2) The sheer challenge of the task, aka 'because it's there', is enticing to overachieving designers/engineers out for fame, glory, and a lasting legacy.

    3) Oddly enough, the desire to have progeny would be touched by a convincing humaniform creation, and designers may consider them analogues to children.

    Besides of course previously mentioned commercial applications. It has also been mentioned elsewhere in responses to this topic that humaniform robots are able to take advantage of all the tools and other machines already designed for intended use by people. This actually decreases the cost of building those tools into the robot itself (or designing custom ones for a different interface) and makes the robot versatile in being able to replace humans without any change to process, procedure, equipment, etc.

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  106. Re:yeah, but why humanoid robots in the first plac by b4k3d+b34nz · · Score: 1

    I appreciate your opening cynicism.

    My point was that we have a crude interface to our environment due to our relative lack of specialization. We can't do a whole lot of anything without a tool (or a serious investment in training) to help us do it. No wings to fly up mountains, or claws/padded feet to climb them, but we can build helicopters and wear shoes.

    A robot with the ability to adapt at even a much less advanced rate would surely be more complicated and more difficult to maintain than a Roomba. I completely disagree with you in that I think the point at which the number of robots to maintain becomes less manageable than a single many-purpose humanoid robot is much higher than you do. I think it's closer to 500 simultaneous robots, but you'll need to change your mind about what a robot is. Batteries are interchangeable, you can go to a commodity mechanic to fix basic parts, rather than visiting an expensive software technician/robot doctor, and people will find space for everything else in their houses, I'm sure robots will be ok too.

    You're over-thinking what a robot has to be. A Roomba can interact with its environment enough to know when something is in the way, and it's dumber than a hamster in a ball. The toilet cleaning robot could be as simple as a mechanical arm that brushes the bowl after you flush (Japanese toilets have these) or even just a chemical rinse dispenser. Dishwashers, doorbells, elevators, and security systems are all examples of relatively stupid, inexpensive robots that are specialized at their job and have no need for intelligence. That's the whole point of robotics: do things humans don't want to do. Who cares how intelligent it is at this point?

    We'll never have more advanced, humanoid robots (which I would love to have) until we can get a handle around programming the less advanced ones.

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  107. Re:yeah, but why humanoid robots in the first plac by ArsonSmith · · Score: 1

    No, not completely exposed, but it does have to be able to make a decision on which way to go based on the state of it's environment and not just by a mechanical device.

    As soon as there's a washing machine that you just put clothes into and walk away and it decides what kind/color and automatically sets the temp and adds the soap and washes then checks to make sure it is all clean before letting you know I wont call a washing machine a robot.

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  108. Re:yeah, but why humanoid robots in the first plac by ArsonSmith · · Score: 1

    Actuation only represents a tool or machine not a robot. A robot has to be able to read it's environment and make a decision based on it. A hammer is not a robot, nether is an electric drill. A toaster may be the closest thing to a robot you can get from a very basic mechanical setup.

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  109. I can tell you by zogger · · Score: 1

    Before the machines they used scrub boards in a washtub. It's a flat board with ripples in it, you scrub the wet clothes against it. Then the clothes were hand wrung and hung dry, or they had mechanical crank "wringers" to get the extra water out. (I still own this stuff as backup, and yes, have used them enough to get fair at it). I also have one of these things as a further, more modern biodrive backup washing machine. Does small loads, but it does work.

    Anyway, check that whole catalog/site out, tons of neat "no electricity required" gadgets, including a more full size hand cranked washing machine.

    1. Re:I can tell you by JimFive · · Score: 1

      And really, except for stains, just putting the clothes in a tub of water with detergent and agitating them with a paddle gets them as clean as your modern washing machine. Stains are the only thing that need the scrub board.
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  110. Also relevant in Art by CNTOAGN · · Score: 1

    I have experienced the Uncanny Valley but not necessarily in a bad way. At the Fort Worth Modern Art Museum the artist, Ron Mueck, for the first set of the sculptures here: http://www.webdesignerdepot.com/2009/11/mind-blowing-hyperrealistic-sculptures/ was on display and it was mind blowing. The woman in the bed made you feel 4 years old again because of the size - she's huge - like 10x normal - but perfect in detail. The skin has individual hair follicles, the eyes are moist looking, fingernails are slightly translucent - amazing detail. The two old woman are also perfect - but at 1/2 size normal I couldn't help be stare, up close my sense of perception was skewed and I started to imagine them moving, like you do with dead people (my families catholic, so I've got to stare at all kinds of dead ppl)
    Highly recommended if you can catch up to one of his shows.

  111. Re:yeah, but why humanoid robots in the first plac by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There were a lot more than that.

    I think you've missed the point of a lot of the stories.

    The settlers had robots too, but they were all of the Roomba variety. The spacers had the humanoid equivalents. It's far more efficient to build a car that drives itself than to have a normal car and a humanoid robot. The spacer robots filled a slave fetish.

  112. keyser soze! by circletimessquare · · Score: 1

    keyser soze!

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  113. Re:yeah, but why humanoid robots in the first plac by mcgrew · · Score: 1

    It's a good thing they have the first law of robo... oh oh!