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Colliding Particles Can Make Black Holes After All

cremeglace writes with this excerpt from ScienceNOW: "You've heard the controversy. Particle physicists predict the world's new highest-energy atom smasher, the Large Hadron Collider (LHC) near Geneva, Switzerland, might create tiny black holes, which they say would be a fantastic discovery. Some doomsayers fear those black holes might gobble up the Earth — physicists say that's impossible — and have petitioned the United Nations to stop the $5.5 billion LHC. Curiously, though, nobody had ever shown that the prevailing theory of gravity, Einstein's theory of general relativity, actually predicts that a black hole can be made this way. Now a computer model shows conclusively for the first time that a particle collision really can make a black hole." That said, they estimate the required energy for creating a black hole this way to be roughly "a quintillion times higher than the LHC's maximum"; though if one of the theories requiring compact extra dimensions is true, the energy could be lower.

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  1. No harm, no foul by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If it doesn't create a black hole, the earth isn't destroyed.
    If it does create a black hole, and does destroy the earth, it won't matter, since we won't be alive to experience how horrible it will be.

    1. Re:No harm, no foul by WED+Fan · · Score: 1

      I am more likely to trust a peer review from the guys at the LHC, when they talk about their research, than the IPCC folks, when they talk about theirs.

      If we are killed or destroyed by an accidentally conceived black hole (insert sex joke), it will be before we are harmed by anything the IPCC predicted.

      Larry Niven's "Hole Man" describes a possible ending. In his story, a small black hole is released into Mar's core. He paints the picture of it bouncing around the core, consuming as it went. Eventually, Mars would become unstable and break apart.

      Not knowing the exact calculations, and depending upon the size of the item, isn't it more likely that such a black hole would consume enough to turn itself into a less dangerous dense sphere?

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    2. Re:No harm, no foul by Nutria · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I am more likely to trust a peer review from the guys at the LHC, when they talk about their research, than the IPCC folks, when they talk about theirs.

      Both cause me puzzlement, since how can a (necessarily imperfect and incomplete) computer model conclusively prove anything???

      Either the scientists have too much faith in their own genius, or the Science Now "journalist" doesn't know how to critically think.

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    3. Re:No harm, no foul by guhknew · · Score: 1

      IANAP, but here's my simple analysis: the schartzchild radius of two collided protons would be about 5e-54 meters, which is about 1/3 the radius of a single electron. The gravitational pull of this tiny blackhole would be the same as two protons (ie, almost nonexistent for our purposes). I'm not sure, however, whether the singularity would carry any charge.

    4. Re:No harm, no foul by Razalhague · · Score: 1

      I don't know about you, but I'd rather not be destroyed just yet.

    5. Re:No harm, no foul by amRadioHed · · Score: 1

      Charge doesn't go away, so in theory black holes can have a charge.

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    6. Re:No harm, no foul by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's not like we can regret being destroyed, since we won't be around to regret it.

    7. Re:No harm, no foul by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why can one not use a computer simulation to conclusively prove that a certain theory admits a certain solution? No one is saying that it happens in nature, they saying it happens in a theory.

    8. Re:No harm, no foul by c6gunner · · Score: 1

      Not knowing the exact calculations, and depending upon the size of the item, isn't it more likely that such a black hole would consume enough to turn itself into a less dangerous dense sphere?

      Not knowing the exact calculations, and depending upon the size of the item, isn't it more likely that an alligator would consume enough to turn itself into a less dangerous bunny rabbit?

  2. CREATING black holes isn't the issue... by argent · · Score: 1

    Quantum black holes are unstable. Now if they manage to create a tuned string we need to start worrying.

    1. Re:CREATING black holes isn't the issue... by Arancaytar · · Score: 2, Funny

      Oh dear... that means a violin might cause the apocalypse?

    2. Re:CREATING black holes isn't the issue... by argent · · Score: 2, Funny

      I think Disaster Area was more into thermonuclear electric guitars.

    3. Re:CREATING black holes isn't the issue... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Oh dear... that means a violin might cause the apocalypse?

      That would be an untuned string. Violins are safe.

    4. Re:CREATING black holes isn't the issue... by Urkki · · Score: 1

      Quantum black holes are unstable.

      Prove (in the scientific sense of "prove") that, and you'll become famous (possibly rich, too).

      Because your proof would most likely have to involve unifying quantum mechanics and general relativity, or alternatively pretty novel physical experiment, results of which might be used by others to do the theoretical unification... In either case, fame and riches await!

    5. Re:CREATING black holes isn't the issue... by shabtai87 · · Score: 1

      If not, it would only be appropriate to have one playing during

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    6. Re:CREATING black holes isn't the issue... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Stop violins in the streets!

    7. Re:CREATING black holes isn't the issue... by skine · · Score: 1

      I can imagine it now...

      Nero fiddling while Rome collapses to a singularity.

    8. Re:CREATING black holes isn't the issue... by The_Wilschon · · Score: 1

      Play the violin, Johnny!

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    9. Re:CREATING black holes isn't the issue... by A+nonymous+Coward · · Score: 1

      So a future Nero could be playing the accompaniment to destruction on the instrument of destruction itself.

    10. Re:CREATING black holes isn't the issue... by PaganRitual · · Score: 1

      Imagine a million cats being swung by their tails, all at once.

    11. Re:CREATING black holes isn't the issue... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      not mine

    12. Re:CREATING black holes isn't the issue... by russotto · · Score: 1

      Prove (in the scientific sense of "prove") that, and you'll become famous (possibly rich, too).

      Except that Stephen Hawking (both famous and rich, I believe, though sadly unable to really enjoy it) beat you to it.

    13. Re:CREATING black holes isn't the issue... by Thing+1 · · Score: 1

      Uh, yeah, that or a cello...

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    14. Re:CREATING black holes isn't the issue... by Thing+1 · · Score: 1

      Well, installing Nero already destroyed two of my computers, so yeah, I can see how you'd be right.

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    15. Re:CREATING black holes isn't the issue... by argent · · Score: 1

      It seems there's a number of people who are unconvinced Hawking radiation is real. It does make me wonder what happened to all the black holes created by cosmic radiation, though.

    16. Re:CREATING black holes isn't the issue... by Sulphur · · Score: 1

      The string is in the cat, or is it?

    17. Re:CREATING black holes isn't the issue... by RockDoctor · · Score: 1

      Nero fiddling while Rome collapses to a singularity.

      ... shortly followed by the rest of Italy, Europe and the planet.

      (Actually, Nero was probably innocent of this particular charge. Guilty of plenty of others, but innocent of this charge.)

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    18. Re:CREATING black holes isn't the issue... by Urkki · · Score: 1

      Prove (in the scientific sense of "prove") that, and you'll become famous (possibly rich, too).

      Except that Stephen Hawking (both famous and rich, I believe, though sadly unable to really enjoy it) beat you to it.

      Considering that we don't have a theory that can describe a quantum singularity, and we've never seen one, I kind of doubt what you say ;-)

      It may be "proven" that Hawking radiation exists in classical-scale (mass or size) black holes, but it says nothing about quantum-scale black holes. It's not know what happens to black holes at the final stages of evaporation, it's not known if they explode in a burst of radiation or if something else happens.

    19. Re:CREATING black holes isn't the issue... by treeves · · Score: 1

      More likely, a viola.

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    20. Re:CREATING black holes isn't the issue... by c6gunner · · Score: 1

      It may be "proven" that Hawking radiation exists in classical-scale (mass or size) black holes, but it says nothing about quantum-scale black holes. It's not know what happens to black holes at the final stages of evaporation, it's not known if they explode in a burst of radiation or if something else happens.

      Sure, just like we don't know what happens to a fire in it's last stages. Does it continue to burn out? Does it magically cross into a different dimension where it continues to exist in the form of a unicorn? Nobody knows!

    21. Re:CREATING black holes isn't the issue... by Urkki · · Score: 1

      It may be "proven" that Hawking radiation exists in classical-scale (mass or size) black holes, but it says nothing about quantum-scale black holes. It's not know what happens to black holes at the final stages of evaporation, it's not known if they explode in a burst of radiation or if something else happens.

      Sure, just like we don't know what happens to a fire in it's last stages. Does it continue to burn out? Does it magically cross into a different dimension where it continues to exist in the form of a unicorn? Nobody knows!

      Eh. But we do know pretty well what happens to a fire in it's last stages, we have pretty good theories on both chemical and physical level, and we can do direct experimentation with burning stuff.

      With final stages of black hole evaporation, we don't know, we don't have and we can't do.

    22. Re:CREATING black holes isn't the issue... by c6gunner · · Score: 1

      Yah, I think your definition of "know" is a bit too esoteric for my taste. Reminds me of the people who argue that, since we can't test for the existence of gods, nobody can know that they don't exist. If making arguments based on pedantic technicalities makes you happy, then fill your boots.

    23. Re:CREATING black holes isn't the issue... by Urkki · · Score: 1

      Yah, I think your definition of "know" is a bit too esoteric for my taste. Reminds me of the people who argue that, since we can't test for the existence of gods, nobody can know that they don't exist. If making arguments based on pedantic technicalities makes you happy, then fill your boots.

      I think this is more of a case "There's a door in a hallway we can't see through. But since it's hallway on this side, the hallway must continue on the other side of the door.". No, we just don't know, it could as well be a room or a balcony. In black hole evaporation "the door" is at the threshold where both relativistic and quantum phenomenon become significant. We don't know what's beyond that door, and I'm pretty sure final stages of black hole evaporation happen on the other side.

      Or a car analogy. You're driving a car and you run out of gas a few miles before you get home. It's common knowledge that then they'll probably start walking to go find more gas. Except today, maybe not, because they may be driving a Prius and have enough charge in the batteries so you get home anyway. You just don't know, if you don't know what car they're driving.

      If you call lack of knowledge a pedantic technicality, then science is about pedantic technicalities and not much else...

    24. Re:CREATING black holes isn't the issue... by c6gunner · · Score: 1

      Since you brought up car analogies, here's a recap of this conversation thread in car analogy form:

      Argent: Cars move.
      You: Prove (in the scientific sense of "prove") that, and you'll become famous (possibly rich, too).
      Russotto: Except that Henry Ford beat you to it.
      You: It may be "proven" that movement exists in classical-scale (mass or size) vehicles, but it says nothing about quantum-scale vehicles.
      Me: You suck.
      You: No I don't.
      Me: We know that cars move, regardless of whatever theoretical scenarios you're inventing.
      You: The fact that we don't know everything about cars means I can claim that we don't know anything about them.

      Or, at least, that's how I saw it :)

      On a more serious note, we KNOW that black holes are unstable. Whether or not they continue to be unstable at quantum scales is irrelevant to that statement. If you manage to prove that they DON'T remain unstable once they reach a certain scale, we'd have to change that statement to "we know that black holes are mostly unstable". Since you'd be making a massive contribution to our understanding of the universe I'd be more than happy to make that concession. Until that time, Argent's statement stands on it's own.

  3. This sound like the begining of a bad... by JoshDD · · Score: 1

    sci/fi movie.

    1. Re:This sound like the begining of a bad... by newcastlejon · · Score: 1

      or the end of a good one

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    2. Re:This sound like the begining of a bad... by ILuvRamen · · Score: 1

      Ooh I saw that one! lol. No seriously, the Sci Fi channel made it. And I believe the cliche, cookie cutter military general tried to nuke it and when that didn't work, they used some sort of umm...let's just say magic to dissipate it cuz it was at least equally idiotic. Oh and if I'm not mistaken, the black hole contained some sort of extra terrestrial ghosts that started harrassing townspeople and destroying stuff. I wish I was making that up but seriously, that was an actual movie.

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    3. Re:This sound like the begining of a bad... by Rogerborg · · Score: 2, Funny

      I think the conclusion that we can draw from this is that we'll be safe as long as we keep all 30-something-playing-20-something peroxide blondes with bad implants away from the LHC.

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  4. Large Hardon Collider could corrupt civilisation by David+Gerard · · Score: 3, Funny

    The Large Hardon Collider, to be turned on tomorrow, is designed to pump various types of hardon up to huge energies before banging them together. However, many concerned citizens without the personal experience or understanding of what hardons do worry at the idea of the large hardons being sucked deep into a black hole.

    The device will push large, energised hardons through a ring repeatedly, faster and faster, as smoothly and tightly as possible, until they clash and spray matter in all directions. "It's nothing that cosmic rays don't do all the time all over the place," reassured a particularly buff scientist. "It's perfectly right and natural."

    Low-energy hardon physics and the temperature dependence of hardon production are well understood, as is the process of a hardon smoothly entering the nucleus. But some question what may happen at greater, hotter energies.

    Church leaders have come out at the device. "They're the same polarity!" said Pope Palpatine XVI. The Church worries that strange matter may recruit normal matter and turn it strange.

    The Large Hardon Collider was to launch in May, but this has been delayed. "I'm so sorry," stammered a scientist, "this has never happened to us before."

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  5. Yes by koan · · Score: 1

    This would explain why people from the future are trying to stop (not my idea), I do wonder "how stable is the black hole?" "could it fall thru to the center of the planet? Or evaporate after existing momentarily"

    This sort of experimentation seems better suited in deep space than on the planet if the answer to #2 is yes.

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    1. Re:Yes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My current moderation attempts are being hampered by the lack of a "-1 Incomprehensible" option.

    2. Re:Yes by jandoedel · · Score: 3, Informative

      a) a black hole created in a particle accelarator would evaporate too quickly to be dangerous
      b) the energies that LHC is producing are a LOT smaller than the energies that a lot of cosmic rays have when they hit earth. it's a lot of energy for man, but not for nature, actually quite common. While you were reading this comment, a couple of particles with this energy PASSED THROUGHT YOU

      c) don't panic

    3. Re:Yes by koan · · Score: 1

      Didn't they say prior to this article that it wasn't even possible?

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    4. Re:Yes by amazeofdeath · · Score: 2, Funny

      "This would explain why people from the future are trying to stop "

      No. The people from the future already know that it's impossible for LHC to create the black holes in question, as they have read this /. article.

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    5. Re:Yes by koan · · Score: 1

      LOL you guys are brutal.

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    6. Re:Yes by WetCat · · Score: 1

      Nope.
      LHC creates holes with relative to earth speed~ 0, while in cosmic ray collisions the holes will have relative to earth speed ~= speed of light.
      So if black holes are created on cosmic rays, these black holes will immediately leave earth, while in LHC the holes will stay here and grow...

    7. Re:Yes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "while in LHC the holes will stay here and grow..."

      Or disappear before they can interact with even a single atom.

    8. Re:Yes by Rogerborg · · Score: 1

      Well, They say a lot of things. You shouldn't worry too much about Them; They're rather an eclectic group.

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    9. Re:Yes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      Are you aware that the particles in the LHC are moving at ~= the speed of light?

    10. Re:Yes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      a) a black hole created in a particle accelarator would evaporate too quickly to be dangerous

      And even if it never evaporated, the speed at which it is going at would:
      1) Throw it out the solar system entirely

      2) throw it in to an orbit around Sol, doing no harm to anyone
      3.1) fall to the center of Earth and be incapable of eating up any de
      cent amounts of mass in the expected lifetime of the planet. OR
      3.2) By the time a blackhole could do any damage to Earth, you can bet your ass we would already have the knowledge and technology to solve the problem.

      Blackholes aren't anything special, they are just compressed stars. We know how it all works, all that matters at least. (the outside influence)
      Any of those scientists who actually tried to stop it are an embarrassment to the whole of science.

    11. Re:Yes by JustOK · · Score: 1

      They're not from the future OR the past. They're from the "other".

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    12. Re:Yes by mozumder · · Score: 1

      The particles with this energy didn't pass through you, but some of the decay particles with far less energy might have.

    13. Re:Yes by sjames · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Our best theories suggest that if (and it's a big if) a black hole forms, it will evaporate in an instant.

      We KNOW that much more powerful collisions occur all the time from cosmic rays. We also know that none of them have destroyed the Earth.

      That, in turn, means either such black holes don't form even at much higher energies than we are anywhere near able to produce, or that they decay rapidly just as we theorize, or for some other reason it's nowhere near as bad as we think it could be.

      There is no credible theory to even suggest that an LHC produced black hole would be any more problem than those produced naturally by cosmic radiation over the last few billion years.

    14. Re:Yes by maxwell+demon · · Score: 3, Funny

      Are you aware that the particles in the LHC are moving at ~= the speed of light?

      They do a regex match on the speed of light?

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    15. Re:Yes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Do we really know that none of them have destroyed an earth?

    16. Re:Yes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      The ~ is the important part. The collision needs to not be head-on by less than one part in a billion for the '~' not to imply escape velocity for something with proton mass. And this doesn't even depend on how you can't really produce a single non-interacting object from a p-p collision. So it wouldn't be at rest.

      Second, there are things bigger than Earth (say, the Sun, or any other stars) which are being hit by a vastly larger number of cosmic rays. They are also thicker and denser -- for the vast rate of these interactions over their billion year history and the high target density after production, the black holes would have to be basically non-interacting for the Sun to exist. In which case there is no problem. Or they would have to not be produced. In which case there is still no problem.

    17. Re:Yes by agw · · Score: 1

      Or there is a conspiracy and people from another universe would like to destroy ours for their own benefit and have sent our reseachers the plans for the LHC.

      If anyone finds any Tungsten plates saying "YES LHC BAD BAD BAD", let me know.

    18. Re:Yes by JustOK · · Score: 2, Interesting

      saw one that said "Bad Wolf"

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    19. Re:Yes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yup, even IF a black hole was created it would be the size of an atom

    20. Re:Yes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      While you were reading this comment, a couple of particles with this energy PASSED THROUGHT YOU

      When do I get my awesome superpowers that may be an object of burden later on, but right now allow me to fight the supervillain that was created at roughly the same time by the same phenomena?

    21. Re:Yes by amRadioHed · · Score: 1

      No matter how fast they are moving they still have an entire planet to pass through. That's not easy to do for particles with mass, even neutrinos don't make it through all the time. Micro black holes also potentially have charge which would make it much, much more unlikely.

      If the micro black holes are really dangerous then it would only take one getting stuck in the earth's mass over the planets history to destroy it, and that doesn't seem to have happened.

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    22. Re:Yes by nacturation · · Score: 1

      Are you aware that the particles in the LHC are moving at ~= the speed of light?

      In opposite directions. Take one particle with its velocity of -c, clockwise and the other particle with its velocity +c, counter-clockwise and collide them together. What is the sum of their velocities?

      Upside-down text at the bottom: The answer is a velocity of ~0, relative to the earth.

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    23. Re:Yes by sjames · · Score: 1

      If so, then it doesn't really matter what LHC does, the mice can just build a new one.

    24. Re:Yes by Telecommando · · Score: 1

      That's true, we are.

      THEY. I mean THEY are... THEY are...

      /You didn't read this.

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    25. Re:Yes by jandoedel · · Score: 1

      The sum is still very fast if one particle has slightly more energy than the other.
      Remember that you have to use the relativistic sum of velocities.

      So if for example
      v = 0.999c and u = -0.999 999c: [1/1000 faster] then
      s = 0.000 999 c / (1 + c/c) = 0.000499 = 150km/s or 540 000 km/h.

    26. Re:Yes by cinderblock · · Score: 1

      c) don't panic

      d) bring a towel

    27. Re:Yes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Lets go have 3 mugs of beer.

    28. Re:Yes by Zeros · · Score: 1

      Yeah but thats written everywhere around the world

    29. Re:Yes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This cosmic radiation argument seems flawed:

      a black hole produced by a cosmic ray would still move at rougly the speed of light with respect to the Earth, so it would pass the planet from part to part, at most absorbing a particle in its run (even two is improbable: the cross section is really tiny)
      The situation is different in the case of the LHC: a black hole would be at rest relatively to the Earth!

    30. Re:Yes by sjames · · Score: 1

      In 4 billion years you don't think there would be even one case of 2 energetic particles colliding? Or of multiple collisions?

      For that matter, stars are MUCH denser than the Earth, but the sun is still here. A stable particle sized black hole should grow quickly in such dense matter. A relativistic particle might get through the Earth without being stopped but that's a lot less likely for the Sun.

      It's a pretty strong argument that they either don't form or they decay rapidly.

    31. Re:Yes by HyperCalcium · · Score: 1

      I am missing the reference.

    32. Re:Yes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Doctor who season 1

  6. What's your definition of possible by sweatyboatman · · Score: 4, Funny

    A quintillion times higher than the LHC?

    Might I suggest that we not use the word possible to mean "as likely as your car turning into a pig and flying away".

    Thanks!

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    1. Re:What's your definition of possible by Sique · · Score: 1

      Nice car analogy by the way.

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    2. Re:What's your definition of possible by Kingrames · · Score: 5, Funny

      Perhaps a new unit of measurement to quantify possibility?
      I nominate "the Bullshit."

      We'd have to come up with some landmark positions to establish scale:

      "When someone asks you how you're doing and you say "fine." That's 1 bullshit. They don't care.
      When someone asks you about avatar and you say you saw it with your girlfriend, that's 10 bullshits, cause you post on slashdot.
      When you say that 2010 will be the year of linux on the desktop, that's somewhere between 10^6 and 10^9 bullshits.

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    3. Re:What's your definition of possible by isny · · Score: 1

      Dude, where's my car?

    4. Re:What's your definition of possible by Rogerborg · · Score: 4, Funny

      Dude, where's my car

      Dude, it's right there. Of course, now we don't know how fast it's going.

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    5. Re:What's your definition of possible by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      NOT A MEASURE OF PROBABILITY.
      It was a measure of the energy required to do it!

      Learn to read!

    6. Re:What's your definition of possible by dkleinsc · · Score: 1

      Well, there's something reasonably similar already: the microLenat.

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    7. Re:What's your definition of possible by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The year of the Linux desktop will come the same way the year of the Darwin desktop came, and maybe to the same general result.

    8. Re:What's your definition of possible by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe you should review the nuances of "possible", "plausible", and "probable."

    9. Re:What's your definition of possible by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      It *was* right there...but then you had to go and observe it...

    10. Re:What's your definition of possible by failedlogic · · Score: 1

      I'm sorry, but this would be an inappropriate use of the word Bullshit. I am an avid reader of the most in-depth review of this word, On Bullshit by Harry Frankfurt. In his thorough review, he lists and explains various uses for the word Bullshit and he has not used it as a scientific unit of measurement.

      Frankly, I think your post is bullshit as is the +5 Funny. I believe you would understand my level of frustration with your post if I inappropriately labeled it as 10^200 bullshits. If you care to reply, please bear in mind that based my dissatisfaction with your response I may need to increase the bullshits exponentially.

    11. Re:What's your definition of possible by ae1294 · · Score: 1

      wait, I'm confused... is there a cat in this car by chance?

    12. Re:What's your definition of possible by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My car is a pig and it certainly can fly

    13. Re:What's your definition of possible by dimeglio · · Score: 1

      Bullshit just doesn't translate very well.

      Maybe just "bull" is better, i.e. picobull kilobulls petabulls...

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    14. Re:What's your definition of possible by Yaa+101 · · Score: 1

      Let me put it in other terms, to create a sustainable black hole you need the power of a supernova.

      Believe me, you really have other problems then.

    15. Re:What's your definition of possible by cinderblock · · Score: 1

      Dude, it's right there. Of course, now we don't know how fast it's going.

      Unless we don't know it's mass. Then we could know how fast it's going. :-D

    16. Re:What's your definition of possible by AP31R0N · · Score: 1

      Conversely: If you can't find your car in the parking lot you know exactly how fast it's moving.

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    17. Re:What's your definition of possible by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bullshit just doesn't translate very well.

      Maybe just "bull" is better, i.e. picobull kilobulls petabulls...

      Pedobulls? Isn't one cp-lovin' animal enough?

  7. Non-dangerous black holes. by _GNU_ · · Score: 1

    The Large Hadron Collider can definitely create microscopic black holes, the thing is that they are not dangerous as they would evaporate long before interacting with any matter.

    1. Re:Non-dangerous black holes. by the+roAm · · Score: 4, Funny

      I suppose you could say...it doesn't matter.

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    2. Re:Non-dangerous black holes. by bromlad · · Score: 1

      Its funny, I would think you all would know theory never equals reality but I guess we will see if humans destroy the world in my life time or the next. Not like it matters anyway human history is nothing in the planetary scheme of things.

    3. Re:Non-dangerous black holes. by ColdWetDog · · Score: 1

      That's not particularly funny, you know.

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    4. Re:Non-dangerous black holes. by maxwell+demon · · Score: 1

      If the LHC would create an earth-eating black hole, that certainly would not be nothing in the planetary scheme of things.

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    5. Re:Non-dangerous black holes. by dimeglio · · Score: 1

      Mod above funny. Yes, it DOES matter!

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    6. Re:Non-dangerous black holes. by dimeglio · · Score: 1

      Until we can explain this "planetary scheme of things" I resent your statement that we do not matter. I believe, the universe created us so we can help make sense of itself.

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    7. Re:Non-dangerous black holes. by John+Hasler · · Score: 1

      > The Large Hadron Collider can definitely create microscopic black holes...

      I don't think that it has been established that it can. This result establishes that particle collisions can create black holes but the energies required could still be out of the reach of the LHC.

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  8. Re:Large Hardon Collider could corrupt civilisatio by JimboFBX · · Score: 4, Funny

    Low-energy hardon physics and the temperature dependence of hardon production are well understood

    Especially in the porn industry.

  9. String theory testable? by erik.martino · · Score: 4, Funny

    This means that if the earth collapses to a black hole, the extra dimensions exists. This is an incredible result that will most certainly boost confidence in string theory.

    1. Re:String theory testable? by Zeros · · Score: 1

      We will soon find out that what the LHC wanted to achieve was create a portal to other dimensions that would fit all of our planet, i mean... thats where we keep our stuff.

  10. The black holes are not dangerous by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If the LHC does make a black hole, what will be the mass of it? It will only have the mass of the few particles that collided to create it. It's mass will be tiny. It will be like a grain of sand. Now, what is the gravitational attraction force caused by a grain of sand? If you've ever been near a grain of sand, you know that it's basicly none. So, this black hole won't actually have any ability to suck in matter. It will fall into the center of the earth and stay there until it evaporates.

    1. Re:The black holes are not dangerous by jandoedel · · Score: 3, Informative

      The mass will be the rest mass of both colliding particles + the kinetic energy they both have (a couple of TeV).
      It won't even have the energy of a grain of salt. It will have the energy of about 1 helium atom.

  11. well duh... by jandoedel · · Score: 3, Insightful

    basically what the TFA is saying is that if you put a lot of energy in a very small spot, you get a black hole...

    in other words:

    E=mc
    +
    high mass density = black hole

    Nothing to see here, move along

    PS: IAAP

    1. Re:well duh... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      RTFA - there's much more to it, if this is the same as the article from Scientific American.

    2. Re:well duh... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      PS: IAAP

      Okay, you are a pussy. Not sure why you felt the need to share that.

  12. Proved conclusively? by newcastlejon · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I don't see how you can prove something conclusively in silico, you put in what you know and you get a distillation of it out. How can you discover* completely new physics when the computer can only start with a potentially incorrect/inaccurate theory and make deterministic calculations based on that input? I mean, you can't get out more than you put in, can you?

    Caveat: I can easily accept that collisions of the same energy take place all the time in nature, even if a hole were somehow formed I have far more confidence in Hawking than someone who can scream "Think of the Children!!!" while keeping a straight face.

    *There's no reason why you can't put in your theory and come out with a simulation that doesn't resemble how things happen in nature and so begin to disprove a theory. That being said, if CERN could have shown the existence of the Higgs boson using only simulations then they might not have bothered with the LHC.

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    1. Re:Proved conclusively? by evanbd · · Score: 1

      Complex theories often make many complex predictions. If we have a theory that particles and gravity and such behave as described by this set of equations, it isn't necessarily trivial to answer questions like "Is there some set of initial conditions that will produce a state some time later with these properties?" You have to work out how the question should phrased in precise mathematical terms, and then do a lot of math to get an answer. This is properly viewed as something in between a mathematical discovery and a physical one: like discovering a proof of a previously unproven hypothesis in math, the axioms (particle behavior equations) already defined the answer, we just didn't know it yet. Of course, it's based on highly specific models and may have little general applicability, unlike most theorems in mathematics that are based on a fairly simple set of axioms.

    2. Re:Proved conclusively? by John+Hasler · · Score: 1

      > How can you discover* completely new physics when the computer can only
      > start with a potentially incorrect/inaccurate theory and make deterministic
      > calculations based on that input?

      What "completely new physics"? This is a prediction of the standard model. The calculations had been done before but only by making some pretty large assumptions in order to simplify the math. These guys worked it out much more rigorously and showed that the prediction still stands.

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    3. Re:Proved conclusively? by cli_rules! · · Score: 2, Funny

      I mean, you can't get out more than you put in, can you?

      Well, it worked for my wife.

    4. Re:Proved conclusively? by ae1294 · · Score: 1

      This statement registers 42 bullshits on my detector...

    5. Re:Proved conclusively? by Normal_Deviate · · Score: 1

      "Computer model proved conclusively...." No further reading necessary.

    6. Re:Proved conclusively? by KnowledgeKeeper · · Score: 1

      I don't see how you can prove something conclusively in silico, you put in what you know and you get a distillation of it out. How can you discover* completely new physics when the computer can only start with a potentially incorrect/inaccurate theory and make deterministic calculations based on that input? I mean, you can't get out more than you put in, can you?

      Actually, yes, you can get out more than you put in. These guys made the machine extrapolate laws of physics without any knowledge of physics or geometry.

      They used a genetic algorithm to explain the measurements of a pendulum sways, and in the process the computer "invented"/"learned about" things like adding, substracting, multiplying, dividing, some algebra, conservation of momentum and Newton's second law.

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    7. Re:Proved conclusively? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A proof is not a discovery. It is only a conclusive explanation. Its always based on what you already know.

    8. Re:Proved conclusively? by delt0r · · Score: 1

      I don't see how you can prove something conclusively in silico, ...

      It works for climatologists.

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    9. Re:Proved conclusively? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think you need to read the abstract again. It says that they have proven conclusively that Einstein's GR allows for the creation of black holes from particle collisions. It doesn't say anything about what will really happen. If you are wondering why you need a computer simulation to prove a theory has some phenomena embedded in it, instead of just doing the calculation to solve that on paper, it's because GR is so intractable that only solutions that are incredibly simple can be found (and even doing that can be complicated).

      While I'm here, a few of other points:

      1) Although GR is the best theory of gravity we have right now, we're pretty sure that it is not the right theory for quantum phenomena (like particle creation in the vacuum). So caveat emptor.

      2) The smallest black holes that it seems reasonable to model with GR are much more massive (> Planck mass) than anything the LHC can produce, which is probably why the calculation indicated such a high energy was needed.

      3) If a Planck mass black hole was produced and did not evaporate immediately (two big ifs since this requires incredible amounts of energy compared to the LHC and for Hawking to be wrong), the black hole would sink to the center of the Earth and eat it from the inside, just as the doomsday prophets are predicting. However, I don't think any of them have calculated what happens then, or they wouldn't be worried. The cross-section of the black hole would be so small that it would fall right through atoms without eating anything the vast majority of the times it encountered one. My back of the envelope calculations indicate that the Earth would last much longer than the current age of the Universe if that were to happen. On the other hand, the Sun will turn into a red giant and fry the Earth in only five billion years. Are you afraid yet?

  13. The rise of ignorance... by meerling · · Score: 5, Interesting

    It's amazing how so many people who never passed a high school science class (or their schools 'science' class hadn't gone past basic atomic structure) are utterly afraid of crackpot doomsday predictions about something scientific that they don't even have the faintest inkling of comprehension of, while all the experts in that field aren't afraid or worried in the slightest.
    (Now there's a run-on sentence.)
    Of course those scientist don't say it's impossible, though my understanding is that it's probability of destroying the earth is a bit less than that of a winged monkey to fly out your ass leading a miniature brass band.

    Funny thing about all those colossal energies involved, on the cosmic scale, they don't even qualify as peanut crumbs. If they do produce a black hole (of the extremely miniature variety), it's lifespan will be horrendously short, it's event horizon freaking minuscule, and at that scale the distance to the nearest thing to gobble (assuming it can actually suck it in) is the equivalent of light years away. It's just not going to be a threat. If something that like that could be created by these cosmically insignificant energy levels and actually survive long enough to eat planets, the universe would already be pretty darn empty. There are an uncountable number of energy events that far exceed the LHCs energy levels around us constantly, and if you want the really big ones, just point your telescope pretty much anywhere in space and you'll be pointing at several. If that kind of stuff has been going on for billions of years, and we haven't gone poof yet, you're better off buying a flying monkey proof undies than worrying about calling the LHC the 5th horseman.

    1. Re:The rise of ignorance... by Rogerborg · · Score: 1, Funny

      it's lifespan [...] it's event horizon

      "it's" is a contraction of "it is", not a possessive.

      Sorry, you were saying something funny about high school education?

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    2. Re:The rise of ignorance... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think I've seen one of those winged monkeys (with a miniature brass band)...

    3. Re:The rise of ignorance... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "it's" is a contraction of "it is", not a possessive.

      It is customary in the English language to capitalize the first word of a sentence.

    4. Re:The rise of ignorance... by mdenham · · Score: 1

      So then is it correctly "hi's" bicycle?

      And what about the women? Would it be "he'r"?

      "Its" is both a plural (an irregular plural at that; correctly it's "them" [bring forth the giant ants]) and a possessive; "it's" is just a contraction of "it is".

    5. Re:The rise of ignorance... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      dude, i think teacher farted

    6. Re:The rise of ignorance... by couchslug · · Score: 1

      "It's amazing how so many people who never passed a high school science class "

      Why bother with science when superstition answers all?

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    7. Re:The rise of ignorance... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's amazing how so many people who never passed a high school science class (or their schools 'science' class hadn't gone past basic atomic structure) are utterly afraid of crackpot doomsday predictions about something scientific that they don't even have the faintest inkling of comprehension

      It's amazing how so many people who never passed a high school biology class believe a doctor when he says to take an antibiotic.
      It's amazing how so many people who never passed a high school geology class believe the Earth is composed of large slowly moving plates.
      It's amazing how so many people who never passed a high school astronomy class who believe the Sun is really eight light minutes away.

      People believe the word of experts. You have to, as there is simply no way one can study and be in a position of authority on every subject. When it comes to the public that experts disagree (or at least someone posing as an authority), well it is only natural for people to assume the worst (Fox News style) unless something new comes along.

    8. Re:The rise of ignorance... by Cruciform · · Score: 1

      Wouldn't there need to be enough mass present to create a gravity well strong enough to draw in sustenance for the black hole? So that even if you create an itty bitty one it will just evaporate due to starvation and the effects of other gravitational and molecular forces...

      I could almost certainly misunderstand, but I am curious about these subjects. :)

    9. Re:The rise of ignorance... by tftp · · Score: 4, Funny

      If something that like that could be created by these cosmically insignificant energy levels and actually survive long enough to eat planets, the universe would already be pretty darn empty.

      You know, the universe *is* pretty darn empty.

    10. Re:The rise of ignorance... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      http://www.toothpastefordinner.com/011508/apostrophes-for-sale.gif

    11. Re:The rise of ignorance... by mdwh2 · · Score: 1

      But the experts say there's nothing to worry about with the LHC.

    12. Re:The rise of ignorance... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Of course those scientist don't say it's impossible, though my understanding is that it's probability of destroying the earth is a bit less than that of a winged monkey to fly out your ass leading a miniature brass band.

      Holy Shit! There's a chance of that happening!? I'd better schedule a visit to my proctologist.

    13. Re:The rise of ignorance... by Tim+C · · Score: 1

      "It's" is both possessive and a contraction.

      No, no a thousand times no.

      You've made the mistake of trying to apply rules to English; they do exist, but almost all of them have at least one exception, and this one is no different.

    14. Re:The rise of ignorance... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because they witnessed all the negative things science could introduce: from nuclear weapons to chemicals which turn out to be harmfulm although all the scientific data predicted otherwise.
      Science is getting more and more effctive in creating increasingly "things", which are powerful enough to create global demage. Moreover, scientist turn out to be as fragile humans as people who never passed highschool when it comes to selling out their knowledge for money, fame, prestige. There is no reason why the public should not be sceptic and should not demand disclosure about any scientific issue, which may have a profound negative effect on society.

    15. Re:The rise of ignorance... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's amazing how so many people who never passed a high school science class (or their schools 'science' class hadn't gone past basic atomic structure) are utterly afraid of crackpot doomsday predictions about something scientific that they don't even have the faintest inkling of comprehension of, while all the experts in that field aren't afraid or worried in the slightest.

      Isn't it amazing how people who never sat in a single theology lesson are still afraid of eternal damnation, while the scholars usually have a different opinion on the matter... not surprising at all actually.

    16. Re:The rise of ignorance... by Tsalg · · Score: 1

      The nearest place where events with orders of magnitude more energy occur is just our atmosphere. Particles thousands of times more energetic, coming from yet undetermined sources in the Universe, strike the atmosphere (and the Moon, and the Sun, and all the other planets) all the time. Since the Earth is one of the smaller planets, it is more likely that such a theoretical black hole is created in, say, Jupiter or the Sun, than here.

    17. Re:The rise of ignorance... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Funny thing about all those colossal energies involved, on the cosmic scale, they don't even qualify as peanut crumbs.

      Peanut allergies are very serious, you should not be making light of them. Slashdot should ban you and ensure that it stays peanut free.

      Think of the children!

    18. Re:The rise of ignorance... by iris-n · · Score: 1

      There are an uncountable number of energy events...

      Uncountable? Err... I would think that they are finite. It depends a lot on how you define event, but IMHO it is not possible to get worse than countable infinity.

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    19. Re:The rise of ignorance... by TheCabal · · Score: 1

      People generally don't understand astrophysics. High school science classes generally concentrate on biology (baby pigs are cheap) and chemistry (most of the students probably understand how to make meth better than the teacher). Usually one or two experiments in physics, generally dropping things.

      Secondly, people just understand that black holes are Bad Things, the "most destructive force in the universe" (thank you Disney) and that the universe will end with a Real Big One, because that's what they saw on the History Channel. I won't fault people too harshly for this, but it doesn't take a Einstein or Hawking to figure at least the basics out. I'm somewhat shocked that learned people are perpetuating this ballyhoo about black holes at the LHC.

      People have a hard time with very small and very large things, so I usually put things in terms of the Sun. Yes, I know this is a very large thing, but they can at least see the sun and have an idea of its size. Should the Sun suddenly become a black hole, we won't get sucked in as most lay people think. A black hole with the mass of the Sun is still an object with the mass of the Sun and all the properties that go with it, such as gravitational pull. The earth will continue to orbit just as before, but it will become cold and dark. That's it. A black hole created at LHC from two particles will have the mass of those two particles.

      And if I'm wrong, well we'll likely die so quickly that it wouldn't matter anyway.

    20. Re:The rise of ignorance... by ArsonSmith · · Score: 1

      It's the whole doomsday thing that everyone's afraid of. Look how many people were caught up in the Global Warming scam.

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    21. Re:The rise of ignorance... by Planesdragon · · Score: 1

      It's just not going to be a threat. If something that like that could be created by these cosmically insignificant energy levels and actually survive long enough to eat planets, the universe would already be pretty darn empty

      You, ah, DO realize that a planet is "cosmically insignificant", right? And we don't even need a complete anihilation of earth to no longer be able to live here.

      The LHC throws two particles at each other at very close (on an absolute scale) to the speed of light. While parcticles wiz by at just this speed all the time, they (1) don't tend to hit each other head on, and (2) usually don't collide near a planet.

      Your argument against it is as invalid as the threat.

    22. Re:The rise of ignorance... by melikamp · · Score: 1

      Could it be because we are on the OUTSIDE of the UNIVERSE?

    23. Re:The rise of ignorance... by tftp · · Score: 1

      Could it be because we are on the OUTSIDE of the UNIVERSE?

      No. The Universe is defined as the thing that we are in.

    24. Re:The rise of ignorance... by DerekLyons · · Score: 1

      It's amazing how so many people who never passed a high school science class (or their schools 'science' class hadn't gone past basic atomic structure) are utterly afraid of crackpot doomsday predictions about something scientific that they don't even have the faintest inkling of comprehension of, while all the experts in that field aren't afraid or worried in the slightest.

      It's not as if passing high school science stops the Slashdot crowd from wild speculation either.

    25. Re:The rise of ignorance... by melikamp · · Score: 1

      I know, just joking. It's actually a great name for a band which is named after a place, like Boston, Europe, or Kansas - Observable Universe.

    26. Re:The rise of ignorance... by lennier · · Score: 1

      "So that even if you create an itty bitty one it will just evaporate due to starvation and the effects of other gravitational and molecular forces..."

      Hello! I'm collecting for the Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Singularities.

      Did you know that today in America, over 5,000 black holes a day will be abandoned by their creators, and left to suffer the effects of mass starvation and a miserable death at the hands of Hawking Radiation? Some of them can't even afford a rudimentary Kerr Metric to clothe themselves and are infested with closed timelike curves. You can protect this atrocity by contributing to our Mass Sanctuary Program. $10 billion will purchase an accelerator to fling these unwanted, unloved, naked singularities to the warm core of our Earth where they can live out the rest of their relativistically lengthened lifetimes in happiness, converting our planet's nickel-iron to unthinkable warpings of the spacetime metric, eventually rising to stand proudly on their own event horizons and devour us all.

      It's a hand up, not a hand out. All we're asking is that we give apocalyptic screaming doom a healthy chance.

      Please give generously.

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    27. Re:The rise of ignorance... by lennier · · Score: 1

      There are some physical theories that speculate that all particles are in fact already black holes... so creating a micro-one might not be all that extraordinary.

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    28. Re:The rise of ignorance... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you're better off buying a flying monkey proof undies

      Amazon?

    29. Re:The rise of ignorance... by nomad2025 · · Score: 1
    30. Re:The rise of ignorance... by tftp · · Score: 1

      Look at the source at that URL :-)

    31. Re:The rise of ignorance... by Jason+Levine · · Score: 1

      If two cars hit head on, does it matter if they are both doing 30mph or if one is stopped and the other is doing 60mph? Collisions of this nature happen all the time thank to cosmic rays hitting the upper atmosphere at energies much higher than Large Hadron could ever hope to achieve. The fact that the cosmic ray particle is the one moving super-fast while the atmosphere particle isn't doesn't really matter much.

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    32. Re:The rise of ignorance... by Jason+Levine · · Score: 1

      Should the Sun suddenly become a black hole, we won't get sucked in as most lay people think.

      I think "sucked in" is the big problem with how lay people view black holes. They think of them as cosmic vacuum cleaners actively sucking things into them never to be seen again. When they hear "LHC could create a microscopic black hole" they think the microscopic black hole will form, turn it's "vacuum cleaner" on and start sucking up everything on Earth.

      They don't understand that they are just "ordinary" cosmic objects, albeit with a point of no return (the event horizon). A microscopic black hole might pull a tiny bit of matter in (through ordinary gravity), but there's a lot of room between particles and particles don't have much mass by themselves. Even if the black hole didn't evaporate (which lay people don't know they can do), it would likely be pulled to the center of the Earth virtually unnoticed. Once there, it wouldn't gobble up the Earth in years, decades or even centuries. It would just sit there with all the other particles, occasionally pulling one in when they collided (or got too close) by chance. I haven't done the calculations, but I'm guessing we'd have more to fear from the Sun going supernova in a few billion years than from a microscopic (non-evaporating) black hole in the Earth's core.

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    33. Re:The rise of ignorance... by TheCabal · · Score: 1

      I've seen some people at Wal-Mart that should have their own event horizon, so you may be right.

    34. Re:The rise of ignorance... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I do not have to read the rest of your comment since the first part is nothing more than you saying everyone is so incredibly stupid compared to you.

      If you had any intelligence at all, even a fraction, you would know that this type of garbage speech is something any 5 year old kid could write also. It does nothing to convince anyone of anything. The only purpose it serves is to make you feel a fake sense of pride by calling everyone else stupid.

      Go fuck yourself then pick up a book and learn something. The Internet already has plenty of comments like yours from other kids living in their mom's basement.

      Get a real life.

  14. Please remember by diewlasing · · Score: 4, Interesting

    While this very well could be true, I'd just like to point out that a computer simulation is no substitute for an actual experiment.

    Also, while I'm no expert in the subject of string theory, if one could reach the Plank energy, wouldn't it then be possible to find these supposed strings about which everyone's been talking?

    1. Re:Please remember by Dragoniz3r · · Score: 1

      Mod parent up. Just because a (possibly improperly tuned) computer model say something happens doesn't "conclusively" show anything.

    2. Re:Please remember by Gerafix · · Score: 4, Insightful

      The funny thing is some people will point to this model and say, "OMG SEE EVIDENCE OF TEH BLACKHOLEZ OF DOOM!!!" While in the same sentence say, "Models of Global Warming are just MODELS, made up COMPUTER SIMULATIONZ!!!"

    3. Re:Please remember by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And perhaps one should ALWAYS ALWAYS ALWAYS remember that the computer model only predicts what might happen given a whole string of assumptions.

      Given enough programming skill I can make a computer model predict anything I want. That won't make it a reality though.

    4. Re:Please remember by CanadianRealist · · Score: 5, Insightful

      This can be explained very simply.

      Shutting down the LHC will not inconvenience these people in the least.
      Telling them not to use their SUV to drive to the corner store all the time, or to use it for a one person long distance commute to work will inconvenience them.

    5. Re:Please remember by Gerafix · · Score: 3, Insightful

      From their perspective anyway. The majority of people have a huge cognitive dissonance between what science actually does for them and what they think science does for them. What science does is allow us the comfort of technology (SUVs, food, water) and what they think science does is something entirely different (crazy useless experiments or whatever). This fallacious train of thought is of course in no way hindered by our societies seemingly unashamed bashing of intellectual curiosity while simultaneously praising ignorant brow-beating chest thumping religious platitudes. If that statement offends people I am only more reinforced in my opinion.

    6. Re:Please remember by CanadianRealist · · Score: 1

      You hit the nail right on the head. I want to freak out whenever I hear someone expressing the idea that science is pointless and does nothing for them. Expressing such a thought online is the height of irony - and ignorance.

      "This fallacious train of thought is of course in no way hindered..."
      Well yeah, I guess I'd have to agree that strongly encouraging something doesn't hinder it in any way.

    7. Re:Please remember by radtea · · Score: 1

      And oddly enough there are people who will swap those two positions, and dismiss this (rightfully) as computationally sophisticated speculation, while for some reason taking arguably even less physical GCMs seriously. This simulation probably conserves energy and has reasonably physical boundary conditions, and doesn't parameterize away everything that happens on scales that are inconveniently difficult to model.

      GCMs are still on basic theoretical grounds arguably better models than this one, so it is possible to take them somewhat seriously, but as a computational physicist my take on comparative plausibility is:

      *xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxGCMxxxExperiment/observation

      where * is this black hole speculation and each "x" represents an order of magnitude or so.

      Anyone who is properly sceptical of computer models as arbiters of reality ought to have as their very first reflex the same dismissive attitude toward GCMs as they have toward this result, and only when GCMs have demonstrated the ability to predict long-term climate shift in the past (which they have notably failed to do in a couple of important cases) should they serve as a basis for public policy.

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    8. Re:Please remember by Psaakyrn · · Score: 1

      Which they admit to. Why else do they say that the energy required may be lower if there may exist multiple dimensions? Because they do not know, and hence require testing to know that.

      What simulation provides is a visualization of what a theory would produce assuming all the factors they assumed are correct. This does not mean that the factors they assumed are correct are indeed correct, but it means that assuming those factors are correct, what the simulation predicted will happen.

  15. Wow, a computer model says so? Really? by gregor-e · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Because I have several computer models that predict what I should trade to become fabulously wealthy. Excellent!

  16. 2012 anyone? by Salem+Willow · · Score: 1

    my bet is on 2012... that's the year when we prove string theory and compact extra dimensions as well as finding out what REALLY happens when you get sucked into a black hole... let's see it as an opportunity rather than an apocalypse.

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  17. The Big Mistake? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I though the Big Mistake was supposed to happen in Kiev!

    Regardless, I've already seen how this plays out, and I think it ends up with people impaled on a big metal tree.

  18. the infinity irony by fermion · · Score: 2, Interesting
    Here is the irony to me. Einstein won his noble prize for the Photoelectric effect. This effect has traditionally been see as on that requires the quantization of energy for sub atomic particles. This was 1905. This was based on idea of Max Planck in which he limited the available oscillations of light to solve the ultraviolet catastrophe, a mathematical result in which the unrestricted energy of a black body radiator would result in infinite energies. This did not any sense.

    But someone, Einstein's other work, general relativity, that does result in infinities is assumed to be true. I was thinking we would have this fixed by now, and 2001-2010 would be as productive as 1901-1910. Perhaps the year 2000 was the beginning of a little dark age,and will have to wait a while for science to restart.

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    1. Re:the infinity irony by meta-monkey · · Score: 2, Informative

      This did not any sense.

      Which is why he accidentally the entire nobel prize.

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    2. Re:the infinity irony by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just because some many do not know, Einstein won the 1921 Nobel prize in Physics for the Photoelectric effect. Although his other work was acknowledged, the work which was definitive for quantum mechanics, was the primary focus. To say that his Noble prize implies the validity of general relativity does not really understand what is going on.

  19. Experimental curiosity, anyone? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How about we just get the thing running, make some observations, and see where it goes? Whatever happened to simple scientific curiosity, where scientists were allowed to make modifications to the setup and explore new and interesting regimes of energy, mass, and velocity in order to see what can be found? Why are we so obsessed with all of these competing theories, which are confirmed by reality rather than controlling it?

  20. gazillion? by flyingfsck · · Score: 1

    I wonder whether a quintillion is bigger or smaller than a gazillion?

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    1. Re:gazillion? by maxwell+demon · · Score: 1

      Assuming the short scale, a quintillion is 10^18.

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    2. Re:gazillion? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes.

    3. Re:gazillion? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Irregardless, they are both smaller than a brazillion

  21. How that people write? by gmuslera · · Score: 1

    If they are scared by the odds of creating a black hole in the LHC, then should be hidden and trembling below their beds as are far more probable ways to end the earth, the human civilization or their own lives in any minute than the black hole one. Is almost as possible as creating red matter, with the same attributes than in the movie.

  22. Read the TFA by JoshuaZ · · Score: 1

    We always knew that it was likely possible that particle collisions could create black holes. The physicists who said this wouldn't happen at the LHC agreed that that was likely possible. The key is that people with their heads screwed on straight understood that this was vanishingly unlikely for particles in the LHC. All this result shows is that it confirms that there is in fact an energy level where one can create black holes via particle collision, which everyone believed already. Indeed, if it turned out not to be the case it would mean that a lot of our understanding of physics might end up being seriously squirrely. The headline and summary are thus highly misleading.

  23. Ignorance, plain and simple by Judinous · · Score: 2, Informative

    The Luddites that believe the LHC is going to destroy the Earth are really starting to get on my nerves. It is obvious even with a simplistic high-school level of understanding that any black holes formed by the LHC (if such a thing is even possible) are completely harmless. If we were to collide two protons with enough energy to produce a black hole, you would end up with (very temporarily) a black hole that has the mass (and thus gravitational pull) of two protons, with an electric charge of +2.

    Let's take a look at a Helium atom. Helium nuclei are (usually) composed of two protons and two neutrons, thus they have roughly twice as much mass (and gravitational pull) as our aforementioned black hole. This nucleus also carries an electric charge of +2. That means that Helium nuclei exert more attractive force on their surroundings than the worst-case scenario black hole that can be produced by the LHC.

    In the most extreme case, the closest that one of these miniature black holes would get to sucking in the matter around them would be to capture an electron or two into orbit around them in the same way as a Helium nuclei would, before the black hole evaporates. That would be quite an exciting, interesting, and completely harmless development.

    1. Re:Ignorance, plain and simple by stevelinton · · Score: 4, Informative

      If we were to collide two protons with enough energy to produce a black hole, you would end up with (very temporarily) a black hole that has the mass (and thus gravitational pull) of two protons, with an electric charge of +2.
       

      Not true, or at least not the way you mean. Each of the protons going into the collision carries its rest mass, but also the extra mass due to the fact it's moving at almost light-speed. In the case of the LHC this is about 10000 times greater, so you end up with a black hole with the mass of roughly 20002 protons (and, indeed charge +2).

    2. Re:Ignorance, plain and simple by Sollord · · Score: 1

      Yea tell that to the innocent and unsuspecting electron. What did it ever do to you!

    3. Re:Ignorance, plain and simple by mdenham · · Score: 1

      Actually, the extreme case if Hawking is right is that there's at least one baryon with non-up/down quarks close enough for the black hole to absorb, which jumps its mass up by a factor of about 30 at a minimum.

      The worst-case scenario is obviously "Hawking was wrong, and black holes don't evaporate", which means there was something else suppressing the production of quantum-scale black holes in the past. (Even in this scenario, we have a few million years before things become problematic, I think.)

    4. Re:Ignorance, plain and simple by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      After all scientific theory is not really theory. It is scientific fact. And the problem that many theories over a period of time have proven false should not deter us from believing that this time we have it just right.

      An yea, look at the perfect record of these people. After all no pigs were vaporized in being too close to an atom bomb explosion. And there have been no radiation deaths in the soldiers that were participating in the atom bomb experiments.

      OH DAMN!!!!!! THERE WERE HUG MISTAKES. But thankfully that will never happen again. After all, this string theory has (OH DAMN, EVEN THE MATH CAN'T BE SHOWN TO BE RIGHT!!!!

    5. Re:Ignorance, plain and simple by John+Hasler · · Score: 1

      > Even in this scenario, we have a few million years before things become
      > problematic, I think.

      Closer to a quintillion years, I suspect.

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    6. Re:Ignorance, plain and simple by RAMMS+EIN · · Score: 1

      You are forgetting two things, though:

      1) The difference in kinetic energy before and after the collision. If the kinetic energy after the collision is lower, there must be more mass (recall that mass is energy) to compensate. Hence, you may end up with more particles than you started with.

      2) Particles do not necessarily survive a collision. Therefore, you may end up with different particles than you started with. These may have resting masses lower than two proton masses if the kinetic energy is higher.

      In short, should you create a black hole, it could have a mass of more than two proton masses, or less.

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    7. Re:Ignorance, plain and simple by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Not true either. At the energies the LHC will collide, not the protons collide, but the constituent quarks and gluons. In fact, when producing very massive objects, it will be the quarks constituting the proton, the so-called valence quarks, that interact; gluons and the so-called sea-quarks are extremely unlikely to reach those energies. So you would end up with some fractional charge. A detail, maybe, but as an LHC physicist, I like things correct :-).
      The comparison to the helium atom is wrong too: helium ions, stripped of their electrons, exert quite an electrical pull on their surroundings. But usually they very quickly recombine into neutral helium atoms. Or they have to be accelerated such that their kinetic energy is to large to form a stable atom.
      Finally, the comment about the mass of the moving proton is plain wrong too. The only thing that matters to calculate the gravitational pull of the created object is it's rest mass. The relativistic mass that is being referred depends on the frame of reference (and is therefore an uninteresting quantity we never really work with). Imagine the force being dependent on the frame of reference...
      That all being said, I agree the whole apocalyptic story is plain stupid, but as scientists we cannot afford using wrong arguments. And we need better PR maybe, because a 1/quintillion (or whatever probability limit set) is maybe not zero, but should be rounded down as such for public dissemination.

    8. Re:Ignorance, plain and simple by stevelinton · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I take your point about the quarks. The point about mass though is that there is a privileged frame in this context, namely the rest frame of the eventual black hole. If you are in some other frame you will see a HIGHER mass, since you will see a moving black hole at the end of the day. Another way of seeing it is that the energy put into accelerating the protons ends up in the rest mass of the black hole.

    9. Re:Ignorance, plain and simple by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Right. Uhm. Point taken. I should have read your post instead of just moved my eyes quickly over it. Indeed, if we could produce black holes of 2 proton masses, we'd have found them already. The guys we are talking about here would be order 1000 more massive.

    10. Re:Ignorance, plain and simple by Strangely+Familiar · · Score: 1

      1. The charge of the black hole is completely irrelevant. Remember how a black hole got it's name? Not even light, a time-varying electromagnetic field, can escape it. Likewise, an electrostatic field can't escape a black hole, because of the extreme local curvature of space-time.

      2. "Evaporation" of black holes by Hawking radiation depends on particle/antiparticle pairs being created spontaneously from the vacuum at the event horizon of the black hole, with one half of the pair being captured, and the other half radiating away. Hawking makes an energy conservation argument that this process constitutes evaporation. It obviously has not been tested. Calculating the rate of evaporation would not be trivial, and would involve many "assumptions" (e.g., guessing). A convincing and accepted theory of quantum gravity has not yet emerged. Which leads to...

      3. In the absence of an accepted, experimentally verified theory of quantum gravity, all your name calling ("Luddites") and hand waving ("an exciting, interesting, and completely harmless development") will probably not convince anybody, one way or the other. And finally...

      4. People who live in glass pots shouldn't get stoned.

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    11. Re:Ignorance, plain and simple by maxwell+demon · · Score: 1

      Not true either. At the energies the LHC will collide, not the protons collide, but the constituent quarks and gluons. In fact, when producing very massive objects, it will be the quarks constituting the proton, the so-called valence quarks, that interact; gluons and the so-called sea-quarks are extremely unlikely to reach those energies. So you would end up with some fractional charge. A detail, maybe, but as an LHC physicist, I like things correct :-).

      But given the strong force/QCD confinement, I'd guess that a black hole formed from two quarks would quickly absorb at least a third quark and get color-neutral.

      The comparison to the helium atom is wrong too: helium ions, stripped of their electrons, exert quite an electrical pull on their surroundings. But usually they very quickly recombine into neutral helium atoms.

      A black hole of charge +2 would exert the exact same electrical pull. And therefore it's quite likely that, given the chance, it would also very quickly "recombine" by catching two electrons. However, since the electron's probability density for the Helium ground state is maximal inside the core (which in the "black hole helium" case would be the black hole), the "black hole helium" would not be stable, but quickly "decay" into a larger electrically neutral black hole (similar to how electron and positron form a hydrogen-like state (positronium), but ultimately electron and positron anihilate). All that of course assuming that the black hole doesn't already evaporate before this happens.

      Imagine the force being dependent on the frame of reference...

      It is. To see that it has to be, just calculate any scenario where electromagnetic forces are involved (for example, the attraction of two electrons, once in rest, and once flying at large velocity perpendicular to the line connecting them; don't forget to take into account the magnetic field).

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    12. Re:Ignorance, plain and simple by maxwell+demon · · Score: 1

      THERE WERE HUG MISTAKES.

      You mean they hugged incorrectly?

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    13. Re:Ignorance, plain and simple by BitZtream · · Score: 1

      The Luddites that believe the LHC is going to destroy the Earth are really starting to get on my nerves. It is obvious even with a simplistic high-school level of understanding that any black holes formed by the LHC (if such a thing is even possible) are completely harmless.

      First off, let me state clearly, I have no belief that they are going to create a earth swallowing black hole.

      However ... There is absolutely 0 proof that it will go either way. The high school physics you speak of regarding this are discussions about THEORY. Do you know what a theory is? It means we think this is the way it works but we really don't know.

      You can spew shit out of your mouth about whats going to happen all day long, but if anyone knew for sure what was going to happen they wouldn't have built it.

      You're title is correct, both you and the 'luddites' you speak of are ignorant. Even capturing a few electrons orbiting around a microscopic black hole can have catastrphoric effects long term. Too many people have this retarded idea that the universe is made of discrete components that can be screwed with without effecting the rest of it. Part of that statement is true, the universe is made of discrete components, but they are all interconnected and every change eventually effects everything else in some way.

      Again, I don't think anything is going to happen at the LHC, but you are retarded for making presumptions like you are. Its just another example of humans thinking they are far more intelligent and important in the universe than they actually are.

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    14. Re:Ignorance, plain and simple by BitZtream · · Score: 1

      No, it really only has the initial mass, but it has the additional energy. They aren't converting energy to mass ... yet. Just because it behaves as if it has more mass doesn't mean it actually does, and this sort of thinking is what causes science to be so incredibly wrong that we end up writing things in history books about the time people thought the universe revolved around the Earth.

      Correlation and observation gives you ideas about whats going on, and those ideas are often wrong, even if it takes use long periods of time to realize we (and our models) were wrong, they are most certainly found wrong very often.

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    15. Re:Ignorance, plain and simple by Dr.+Spork · · Score: 1

      I don't know enough of the relevant physics (I do remember the pictures of ground-state probability clouds around atomic nuclei, but only for Hydrogen), but isn't the probability of the electron being literally inside the event horizon still vanishingly small, because the size of the event horizon of such a tiny black hole would be on the Planck scale? I thought there would be Heisenbergian reasons why the position of the electron can't be confined to a volume as tiny as that.

    16. Re:Ignorance, plain and simple by Dr.+Spork · · Score: 1

      They aren't converting energy to mass ... yet.

      Actually, they are. The very reason why they need such energetic collisions is that the collision energy becomes particles, and some of these are rather interesting. So for example, we didn't "find" the top quark. We made it (a massy particle) out of energy.

    17. Re:Ignorance, plain and simple by mdenham · · Score: 1

      > Even in this scenario, we have a few million years before things become
      > problematic, I think.

      Closer to a quintillion years, I suspect.

      Well... (note: scroll down to the next comment if you don't want to look at badly done back-of-random-scrap-of-paper math)

      The radius of the black hole is going to be proportionate to its mass. The accretion rate is going to be proportionate to its surface area, and therefore to the square of its mass.

      So, the rate of increase in mass (dM/dt) is proportionate to the square of its mass, and therefore its mass is roughly proportionate to the cube of its age. So, based on infinite sums, it takes (initial time to double)/(1 - cuberoot(2)), or about 4.84 times the initial time-to-double, before it consumes the Earth.

      The obviously unknown figure is how long that first doubling takes, but a million years doesn't sound unreasonably low.

      Granted, the surface area of a 20amu black hole is about 3*10^-104 square meters. So even if Hawking radiation doesn't exist, that may be one of the suppression effects for low-mass black holes: they're too small to meaningfully exist! Any black hole under, roughly, one milligram in mass just flat-out isn't directly observable because it's under one Planck length in radius.

      Extra dimensions make this even more entertaining: black holes under this mass end up falling into them.

      Does anyone think this is a valid explanation for "dark matter"?

    18. Re:Ignorance, plain and simple by mdenham · · Score: 1

      1. The charge of the black hole is completely irrelevant. Remember how a black hole got it's name? Not even light, a time-varying electromagnetic field, can escape it. Likewise, an electrostatic field can't escape a black hole, because of the extreme local curvature of space-time.

      Um, unfortunately, a charged black hole is not necessarily irrelevant to anything.

      Think of the charge as being spread over the event horizon, rather than simplifying the object to be a point charge.

    19. Re:Ignorance, plain and simple by John+Hasler · · Score: 1

      > The accretion rate is going to be proportionate to its surface area, and
      > therefore to the square of its mass.

      I don't think it's that easy. An LHC black hole is going to be much, much, much smaller than a baryon but it cannot swallow just one quark or just one colored gluon.

      > Does anyone think this is a valid explanation for "dark matter"?

      I'm sure someone does.

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    20. Re:Ignorance, plain and simple by John+Hasler · · Score: 1

      > However ... There is absolutely 0 proof that it will go either way. The ...
      > physics you speak of regarding this are discussions about THEORY.

      Precisely the same theory that you must assume to be correct in order to predict the creation of black holes at all.

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    21. Re:Ignorance, plain and simple by Judinous · · Score: 1

      Let me rephrase it slightly: The black hole produced by colliding two photons would exert less attractive force than a Helium atom moving at the same speed. The black hole might have as much mass as 20002 protons at rest, but it still has half the mass of a Helium atom moving at the same speed. Since atoms of that size moving at such speeds are an incredibly commonplace occurrence, the point still stands.

    22. Re:Ignorance, plain and simple by Strangely+Familiar · · Score: 1

      The OP claimed that the +2 charge inside the black hole would suck in a couple electrons, and become neutral, due to the black hole charge . For this to happen, an electrostatic field must emanate from within the black hole, attracting electrons outside the black hole. If this were the case, then then objects within the black hole could communicate with objects outside the black hole, by redistributing the charges inside the black hole. Do you see where this is going? Yes, the emanation of an electrostatic field from a black hole would imply that light could emanate as well. This is straight out of Maxwell's equations. You can't separate charge from electromagnetic theory, or from special relativity, or general relativity.

      The link you provide references star-sized black holes having a small charge. The equations deal with changes in the location of the gravitational radius, or Schwartchild radius, at which a given quantity of matter forms a black hole. Yes, charge may affect the formation of the hole, and the vary radius at which it forms, as noted in the link you provided. Once formed, however, the charge contained in the hole will not affect charges outside the event horizon.

      You requested that I "Think of the charge as being spread over the event horizon, rather than simplifying the object to be a point charge." That is an interesting request. I usually think of the event horizon as a space-time barrier between the inside of the black hole, from which nothing can escape, and the outside. Space time itself is curved to a point of ripping, so that everything inside is ripped off from the outside. Your suggestion that a charge could be smeared across the event horizon is novel, at least to me. I would certainly have to look at constituent quarks, if I were to examine the suggestion carefully, since the micro black holes would have an event horizon much smaller than the radius of the original protons. Quarks are point-like particles in the standard model, iirc, and would not lend themselves to smearing across an event horizon. See, e.g., http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quarks. Would you suggest that the charge could be smeared out away from the quark it is associated with? Could the quark be inside the event horizon, and maybe some fraction of the fractional charge be located outside the event horizon?

      I think you are imagining a probability distribution function of the protons (and constituent quarks) in flat spacetime superimposed over the black hole created by the protons. Spacetime is curved around a black hole for all purposes, including the calculation of probability distributions. Remember, a probability distribution function is a function of space and time. If space gets curved, the probability distribution function gets curved. To imagine the charge distribution unaffected by the localized spacetime curvature misses the point of what a black hole is, and the typical behavior of the underlying charge-carrying constituents of the protons.

      By arguing with the original poster, I'm not trying to say that LHC will necessarily create black holes that will suck in the earth. But these are not easy things to think about. Who is to say that a new theory about the nature of space and time will not make us change our calculations about micro black holes? Our thinking about space and time is, in my opinion, stubbornly primitive, and non-physical. We are overdue for a usable theory unifying the standard model with general relativity. There is a basic conceptual dissonance between QCD and GR. Nothing I've seen from the superstring folks suggests that they are about to calculate the behavior of a black hole created from two protons at LHC. In the absence of such a theory, it strikes me as ignorance, plain and simple to accuse anyone of ignorance, plain and simple. Yep, we're all ignorant, plain and simple, of the final theory. And some people are even ignorant of the standard model, general relativity, and all their useful predictions. Even those hurling insults.

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    23. Re:Ignorance, plain and simple by John+Hasler · · Score: 1

      > ...an electrostatic field must emanate...

      Fields don't "emanate".

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    24. Re:Ignorance, plain and simple by Roger+W+Moore · · Score: 1

      It is obvious even with a simplistic high-school level of understanding that any black holes formed by the LHC (if such a thing is even possible) are completely harmless.

      The reason that any Black Holes formed by the LHC are harmless is due to Hawking radiation which, since it requires understanding quantum mechanics, is not a result that is at all obviously to a secondary school student. It can be explained to someone with that level of knowledge but it is by no means obvious.

    25. Re:Ignorance, plain and simple by maxwell+demon · · Score: 1

      The positron is a point, and therefore even smaller than a micro black hole, and yet electron and positron can annihilate (and if you argue that the positron is actually described by a probability density itself, well, the same has to be true for a micro black hole). To really know what happens with a micro black hole, one would need to know at least particle physics in curved spacetime, which I don't (actually one would need quantum gravity, but no one knows that yet :-)). However, around the black hole, there's more space than would fit in an Euclidean space, therefore I'd expect the electron probability density at the black hole to be even higher than for a charged nucleus. But that's just a guess based on my knowledge about GR and flat-space QM.

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    26. Re:Ignorance, plain and simple by John+Hasler · · Score: 1

      > If we were to collide two protons with enough energy to produce a black
      > hole, you would end up with (very temporarily) a black hole that has the
      > mass (and thus gravitational pull) of two protons, with an electric charge
      > of +2.

      Well no, because the mass available for the formation of the hole would include the mass of the kinetic energy of the colliding particles, which is much larger than the rest masses.

      However, you suggest an interesting possibility. If the hole was charged it might interact with an appropriate number of electrons to form a bizarre kind of atom which might even be stable, preventing the hole from acquiring more mass.

      A negatively charged hole might acquire a "halo" of "orbiting" protons, forming an even more bizarre "atom".

      Wild, baseless speculation (wilder than the above, I mean): could such bizarre "atoms" suppress Hawking radiation and thus stablize the hole?

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    27. Re:Ignorance, plain and simple by Dr.+Spork · · Score: 1

      Interesting! Thank you for the reply, it makes sense. Now I hope even more that we'll be able to make these, and that they will be stable for long enough to interact with electrons and other stuff. These experiments would fill in several gaps in what we know about QM.

  24. TO: Whom it may concern; by budgenator · · Score: 5, Funny

    I'm a pornographic film maker and I have just registered a screen-play with the USPTO and the US Copyright office for a creative work titled "The Large hardon Collider"depicting two white nude male actors running around a ring for the purpose of jousting with their abnormally large, erect penises. When the actor collides his penis with the opposing actor he is assigned a point for the collision, the first actor to achieve 5 points wins the privilege of engaging in the sex scene with a black actress. Any talk or writings involving "large hardon collider" or "large hardon collisions" with or without blackholes is a serious violation of my IP rights. My legal team is at this moment is preparing litigation against the more grievous violater one "Anonymous Coward".

    Seriously if newstechnica.com habitually misspells the word hadron, which is so fundemental to the topic of the article, how can anybody give them any credibility?

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    1. Re:TO: Whom it may concern; by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you have a look at the site, credibility seems to be the last thing News Technica cares about. Seems they're going for "funny" or "hilarious".

    2. Re:TO: Whom it may concern; by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Woooosh.

      And sadly we see mod abuse yet again, for the GP post - writing about the LHC on an LHC article, even for parody, is not off-topic.

    3. Re:TO: Whom it may concern; by tyrione · · Score: 1

      I'm a pornographic film maker and I have just registered a screen-play with the USPTO and the US Copyright office for a creative work titled "The Large hardon Collider"depicting two white nude male actors running around a ring for the purpose of jousting with their abnormally large, erect penises. When the actor collides his penis with the opposing actor he is assigned a point for the collision, the first actor to achieve 5 points wins the privilege of engaging in the sex scene with a black actress. Any talk or writings involving "large hardon collider" or "large hardon collisions" with or without blackholes is a serious violation of my IP rights. My legal team is at this moment is preparing litigation against the more grievous violater one "Anonymous Coward".

      Seriously if newstechnica.com habitually misspells the word hadron, which is so fundemental to the topic of the article, how can anybody give them any credibility?

      Fundamental.

    4. Re:TO: Whom it may concern; by melikamp · · Score: 1

      You cannot spell "fundamental" without "crazy". Oh, wait, you can...

  25. Re:Wow, a computer model says so? Really? by Abcd1234 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    For the record, those financial models were perfectly accurate. The data fed into them, however, was stupidly naive and optimistic, which isn't surprising, as the users of the models tweaked the data to get the results they wanted.

    Or: Why you should blame the carpenter, not the hammer.

  26. Walking the Planck by xactuary · · Score: 0

    " the Large Hadron Collider (LHC) near Geneva, Switzerland, might create tiny black holes"

    Meanwhile, I hear they're planning a Very Tiny Hadron Collider that may create very large black holes.

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  27. Self-contradictions by Lulu+of+the+Lotus-Ea · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Gee, what's wrong with this sentence:

          Now a computer model shows conclusively...

    I'm sure the research modeling is interesting and worthwhile, and it's just the writeup that is idiotic. But y'know *computer* models do not ever show anything *conclusively*. The model is only as good as the assumptions that went into designing it. Those might be good and reasonable guesses, but you are only doing the model because you *haven't* (or can't) observe the actual phenomenon.

    1. Re:Self-contradictions by John+Hasler · · Score: 1

      A more correct sentence would read "Now a computer model shows conclusively that theory predicts...". This prediction had been made previously but using approximations to get around the complexity of the math.

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    2. Re:Self-contradictions by not-my-real-name · · Score: 1

      I've been taking some simulation/modeling classes and one thing that they have drummed into us is the following quote:

      "All models are wrong. Some models are useful." -- George Box

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    3. Re:Self-contradictions by noidentity · · Score: 1

      I'm sure the research modeling is interesting and worthwhile, and it's just the writeup that is idiotic. But y'know *computer* models do not ever show anything *conclusively*.

      Oh, come on, they show conclusively what that computer model will do when run on that computer at that moment. You can't argue with it, you know I'm right!

    4. Re:Self-contradictions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But y'know *computer* models do not ever show anything (except AGW) *conclusively*.

      There, fixed that for you.

  28. This topic again? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Seems that nothing quite draws in the crowds like a black hole!

  29. Is a mini-black-hole always a mini-black-hole? by budgenator · · Score: 2

    Correct me if I'm wrong as I'm not a high energy particle physicist, a particle's energy/mass would only exists at it's maximum along it's axis of velocity, m = mrest/ sqrt(1-v^2/c^2) and v is varied by the cosine of the angle of approach or the radial velocity therefore it is likely that a relativistic particle could have some collisions that would satisfied the conditions for a black-hole and some that did not simultaneously. We generally view a blackhole event horizon as a psychologically comfortable sphere, yet a relativistic blackholes event horizon would be shaped like an hour-glass.

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    1. Re:Is a mini-black-hole always a mini-black-hole? by maxwell+demon · · Score: 1

      Correct me if I'm wrong as I'm not a high energy particle physicist, a particle's energy/mass would only exists at it's maximum along it's axis of velocity, m = mrest/ sqrt(1-v^2/c^2) and v is varied by the cosine of the angle of approach or the radial velocity therefore it is likely that a relativistic particle could have some collisions that would satisfied the conditions for a black-hole and some that did not simultaneously. We generally view a blackhole event horizon as a psychologically comfortable sphere, yet a relativistic blackholes event horizon would be shaped like an hour-glass.

      You don't need to be a high energy particle physicist to see that you are wrong; basic physics knowledge suffices.
      First, the energy doesn't depend on the direction; it is a scalar under spatial rotations (it's not a Lorentz scalar, though, because it depends on the velocity; but only on the absolute value, not the direction). Second, the black hole properties depend only on its energy in its rest system (except that a moving black hole should get Lorentz-contracted like everything else, but that would make it an ellipsoid, not an hour-glass).

      Having said that, the exactly spherical horizon is only true for black holes without angular momentum; black holes with angular momentum are deformed. I'm not sure if it's an ellipsoid (and I'm too lazy to look it up), but it's definitely something looking similar to one.

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    2. Re:Is a mini-black-hole always a mini-black-hole? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      well... more like like an elipse which, considering the scales, will more likely look like a line! :)

    3. Re:Is a mini-black-hole always a mini-black-hole? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nope :P

      Mass increases for all observers (with the same relative speed); perhaps you're getting mixed by the fact that length contraction only happens along the axis of motion.

    4. Re:Is a mini-black-hole always a mini-black-hole? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you know, i never did the math for this (not that i ever knew the math for this), but a thought experiment i came up with in Jr. High or so was to have a ship with a very dense cargo fly next to a ship with an empty cargo hold, both planning to fly by a planet during their trip. accelerate them up to a speed where the relativistic mass increase (with respect to the planet) coupled with the spatial contraction would push the density over the threshold for a gravitational collapse, as viewed by the planet, but not as viewed by the other ship flying right alongside.

      i figure there has to be something i'm not accounting for to 'rescue' us from such a discrepancy.

    5. Re:Is a mini-black-hole always a mini-black-hole? by budgenator · · Score: 1

      Well that's the point not all observer's will see the same relative velocity and mass. Imagine a group of particle traveling in parallel paths at the same speed, another particle colliding with the center of the group. The approaching particle will be seen at a different velocity by every particle per particle's frame of reference.

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  30. Its vs. It's Re:The rise of ignorance... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    it's lifespan [...] it's event horizon

    "it's" is a contraction of "it is", not a possessive.

    Sorry, you were saying something funny about high school education?

    One "Carl", several "Carls"; and it's "Carl's" possession.
    One "it", several "its"; and it's "it's" possession.

    "It's" is both possessive and a contraction.

    Uh yeah... no. First off, "Carl's" possession refers only to the single Carl who possesses something. If you have a group of Carls and you're referring to their possessions you have two possibilities:
    1. The group as a collective owns something: The Carls' fan club
    2. The members of the group individually own things: The Carls' cars.

    However, it refers specifically to an item in the singular. As a result you don't have several its. Instead you end up with those, them and what-not. So in your example above:

    One "it", several "its"; and it's "it's" possession.

    "It's" is both possessive and a contraction.

    You have "it" the subject. "Its" which refers to an object owned by the "it", and you have "it's" which is a contraction for "it is." It doesn't matter if the "it" represents a group or an isolated individual, the subject is singular.

    I know this post contains further grammatic errors, the subject here is the use of its and it's. I apologize for further muddying the waters with my contribution.
    Read more about its / it's here:
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  31. Yay! We can make the universe sigsegv by Greyfox · · Score: 1

    Now we just need to figure out how to inject some code for a buffer overflow attack so we can obtain root access!

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  32. Re:Large Hardon Collider could corrupt civilisatio by Simon+(S2) · · Score: 1

    i love how you comment was modded +5: Offtopic. This is slashdot :)

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  33. If we destroy the earth in an instant... by davidwr · · Score: 1

    Will there be anyone left to care?

    I can think of a lot less pleasant ways to go out as a species ... nuclear Armageddon and not-quite-instant-extinction-sized asteroid impacts come to mind.

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  34. Simple rule: by Hurricane78 · · Score: 1

    Every day, thousands of particles hit earth at speeds MUCH faster than what the LHC can do.
    They create black holes.
    If anything could have happened, we would all be dead for a looong time. In fact the universe would never have developed any planets, if this would create black holes.

    Anyone who still mentions it... even if it’s only to say that there are some crazy people who are crazy... deserves to be bitch-smiten with a wet crocodile.

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  35. Re:Wow, a computer model says so? Really? by Hurricane78 · · Score: 1

    In Soviet Russia becoming fabulously wealthy predicts having several models and trading them on your computer, because you say so. Excellent!

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  36. Re:Large Hardon Collider could corrupt civilisatio by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Especially in the porn industry.

    They've also proven that it is possible to make business with black holes...

  37. When some alien race writes the history of earth.. by Brad1138 · · Score: 1

    The last earthlings words spoken will be: OOPS!

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  38. misleading title by bcrowell · · Score: 1, Troll

    The title of the slashdot article, "Colliding Particles Can Make Black Holes After All," is misleading, although the summary is less misleading. There's no "after all." Here is the earlier paper, by Giddings and Mangano, which concluded that the LHC would not cause the end of the world. Here is the more recent paper, by Choptuik and Pretorius, referred to in the present slashdot summary.

    The "after all" makes it sound as though the Choptuik paper contradicts the Giddings paper. It doesn't. Giddings and Choptuik agree that if the number of spacetime dimensions, D, equals 4, then black holes will not be formed at LHC energies. They agree that at much higher energies, with D=4, black holes will be formed. Choptuik checked the latter statement more carefully than had previously been done, and confirmed what everyone expected.

    The LHC black hole doomsday scenarios all require D>4, and in addition they require a number of other implausible things to occur. The Choptuik calculation has little relevance to this discussion, because it just confirms something everyone was pretty sure was true anyway, without affecting the extreme unlikeliness of the long list of *other* things that would have to be true if you were to get an LHC black hole doomsday scenario.

    I don't see anywhere in the Choptuik paper where they explicitly state that they're assuming D=4. But I think they must be, since, e.g., they refer to things like Petrov classification of spacetimes, which I think are specific to D=4.

    By the way, a commonly quoted argument against the LHC black hole doomsday scenario is actually an oversimplification meant for consumption by nonscientists. The argument is that if such a thing was possible, it would actually already have happened to the earth because of cosmic-ray events. If you read the Giddings paper, there are some loopholes in this argument that they specifically identify. If the long list of implausible things actually all turn out to be true, then it is possible, in a certain specific example involving D=6 (see p. 28) that LHC collisions *would* destroy the earth after a lag of millions of years, while cosmic ray interactions would not. For that reason, they turn to arguments involving neutron stars and white dwarfs rather than planets. It turns out that this argument has no such loophole: even if the long list of implausible statements were all true, neutron stars and white dwarfs would already have been destroyed by cosmic rays. Since we observe that neutron stars and white dwarfs do exist, we conclude that the long list of implausible statements cannot be true. So I know it isn't as comforting to non-physicists as the argument based on the earth's present existence, but the argument based on neutron stars' and white dwarfs' existence is actually secure.

    1. Re:misleading title by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Very informative, thanks!

  39. No, they are so small that they will evaporate far too fast for any accidental growth to even be noticed.

  40. Destroying This Village In Order to Prove It by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 1

    Black holes are so dense that not only matter, not only light, but even information cannot escape beyond an event horizon. If running the collider proves correct the model with extra compact dimensions by creating black holes at LHC energies, those black holes might consume the proof. And the Earth with them.

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    1. Re:Destroying This Village In Order to Prove It by melikamp · · Score: 1

      The proof may still exist inside the black hole, never to come out.

  41. few atom balck holes evaporate instantly by peter303 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    There a several of major problems with nano-black holes constructed from a few atoms:
    (1) First is lifetime would be shorter than time it would take to interact with anything else.
    (2) Its event horizon would be so small as to keep from interacting with most matter before it evaporated.
    (3) Particles dont interact gravitationally in practice. Other atomic forces are 38 or more magnitudes larger.

    I wouldnt be surprised if existing colliders and cosmic rays routinely make black holes. We just dont see these very tiny ones.

    1. Re:few atom balck holes evaporate instantly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      (1) First is lifetime would be shorter than time it would take to interact with anything else.

      Are you sure about that? I can see how it would make interaction unlikely, but not how it would be impossible.

      (2) Its event horizon would be so small as to keep from interacting with most matter before it evaporated.

      Again, sure it would be unlikely, but still possible.

      (3) Particles dont interact gravitationally in practice. Other atomic forces are 38 or more magnitudes larger.

      Well they do around black holes don't they? What kind of weak/strong/em force would the black hole exert?

      Wouldn't hawking radiation allow us to detect if they were made routinely?

      These handwaving dismissals seem very unscientific. Can you provide some more detail on why they cannot grow?

    2. Re:few atom balck holes evaporate instantly by Roger+W+Moore · · Score: 1

      I wouldnt be surprised if existing colliders and cosmic rays routinely make black holes.

      I would. Black Holes are easy to see. Once you get above the production threshold the cross-section becomes huge, in fact so huge that practically all you will see is Black Holes being produced and decaying.

    3. Re:few atom balck holes evaporate instantly by meringuoid · · Score: 5, Interesting
      (3) Particles dont interact gravitationally in practice. Other atomic forces are 38 or more magnitudes larger.

      Now this is a part I find interesting, and I don't think I've ever read a serious treatment of it. Collide two protons at CERN and create a black hole of mass (2*proton mass + collision energy), and charge +2e. You now have an extreme Reissner-Nordstrom black hole, whose electric charge predominates over its gravitational field. Are we looking at a naked singularity here?

      Or if not; even so, let the charged black hole interact with matter nearby. It approaches some atomic matter in the wall of the particle accelerator. The first thing it encounters is the electron cloud that forms the surface of the wall. Now, does it swallow electrons into its event horizon? Unlikely. Surely instead it will pull the electrons into orbit about itself, like any other particle? You'd get a black hole with two electrons orbiting it, it would look like a rather overweight helium atom. And that would be the end of it. So its nucleus has an event horizon, what of it? Nothing approaches the nucleus because it's shielded by the electrons.

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    4. Re:few atom balck holes evaporate instantly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What about the virtual particles and antiparticles being made real by the hawking radiation?

  42. Not only am I 100% for the LHC... by Dr.+Spork · · Score: 1

    ...but if someone proposed a collider that would produce energies "a quintillion times higher than the LHC's maximum," I'd still be for it. Those collisions would be freakin awesome!

  43. are you protected? by pyrocam · · Score: 1

    If you havent already done so, now is a good time to get some black hole protection I am renewing my IS Disaster recovery plan to cover this contingency now_b

  44. Compact dimensions with no evidence... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think these "M-Theorists" are just stringing us along...

  45. So we understand quantum gravity now? by purplie · · Score: 1

    Is it really possible to make a prediction on black holes of this size, without a theory of quantum gravity? I'm no physicist, but I keep reading that the current theory of relativity is not usable at the quantum scale.

  46. Stick to the facts by heidaro · · Score: 1

    I listened to the UK's representative at the LHC project speak at a local society last winter. She explained this in detail and said it was laughable how the Sun newspaper talked about these things without knowing anything. The energy of the colliding particles is about the same as two mosquito flies colliding with each other at around 15ms1.

  47. Re:Wow, a computer model says so? Really? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    For the record, those financial models were perfectly accurate.

    The models failed to take into account how the models would be used. [Cue runway jokes]

  48. Fail category request by genericpenguin · · Score: 1

    When the statement "computer model shows conclusively" is used in a particle physics article, what kind of fail is that?

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  49. Mod parent up. by John+Hasler · · Score: 1

    Though I don't think mdenham has the collision cross section correct the article certainly deserves a score of more than one.

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  50. what is simulation? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    simulation only can be done by known knowledge
    anything unknown is NOT simulated

    so u r proving ur own facts with ur own theories
    nothing factual

    wOw

  51. Re:Wow, a computer model says so? Really? by complete+loony · · Score: 1

    For the record, those financial models were perfectly accurate.

    You mean in that they assumed that because the risk of failure of one loan was X%, in a batch of N loans the risk of all N loans failing was X^N%? That doesn't sound like user error to me.

    Our economy goes through boom and bust cycles, any student of history can tell you this. If your financial model does not demonstrate how boom and bust cycles occur, or at the very least include the risk of systemic failure, it is grossly negligent to apply it in the real world.

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  52. Obligatory: LHC Webcam Page by Ringthane · · Score: 1
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  53. insurance by jdc18 · · Score: 1

    Get your black hole insurance policy now

  54. knee jerk i guess.. by MobileTatsu-NJG · · Score: 1

    That said, they estimate the required energy for creating a black hole this way to be roughly "a quintillion times higher than the LHC's maximum"

    A quintillion? Really? With that much energy, do you really need a particle accelerator? I mean, couldn't I risk creating a black-hole by starting my car with a quintillion times more LHC energy?

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  55. Not a Discovery by Roger+W+Moore · · Score: 1

    This is properly viewed as something in between a mathematical discovery and a physical one

    No it is not. It is NOT properly viewed as any sort of discovery at all because it might be utterly wrong! It is far more like an unproven hypothesis in maths. It is something that MIGHT be true if the physical axioms hold for that situation but, until it is physically tested, there is no guarentee that this is the case. All this is, is a suggestion that something interesting may happen at a particular (currently unreachable) energy. That's not to say that it is not a worthwhile result but if this counts as a discovery then we also have a whole load of "discoveries" of simulated particles from LHC Monte-carlo simulations.

    1. Re:Not a Discovery by evanbd · · Score: 2, Informative

      It is a mathematical discovery about the properties of the equations that we think describe the particle behavior. Assuming their math was correct, it is a mathematical discovery like any other, but in a highly limited area (this specific set of equations). Whether it is a mathematical discovery that is also a description of physical reality depends on whether those equations actually describe particle behavior at those energy levels, which we don't yet know.

    2. Re:Not a Discovery by Roger+W+Moore · · Score: 1

      This is only true if there is some mathematical value to their work e.g. they have solved a type of equation which nobody else has ever managed to achieve before. I don't think that this is the case here so you can hardly argue it as a mathematical discovery.

  56. how about all those neutron "stars" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Not this nonsense again. Before we start to talk about black holes. Let's make sure someone knows something about gravitational forces. As an example, neutron stars could easily kill us all if one existed here somewhere near. However, don't forget that a single neutron is technically the same as a very small neutron star. We have lots of them around without the LHC. No one seems to be have been swallowed. Get it?

  57. Re:Large Hardon Collider could corrupt civilisatio by Sulphur · · Score: 1

    The HeadOn people called.

  58. A lot more than one He Atom by Roger+W+Moore · · Score: 2, Informative

    A helium atom has a mass of roughly 4 GeV/c2. The current lower limit on Black Holes at colliders is 1 TeV, or about 250 times more energy so it will have far, far more energy than a Helium atom.

  59. Just Keep Checking This Site by AP31R0N · · Score: 1
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  60. So what? by KiwiCanuck · · Score: 1

    I can create a computer model that says 2+2==5. It doesn't mean that it's true. A computer is a tool for doing complex mathematics (and using Facebook). Does the computer do the research, collect data and publish the journal paper? No. It makes those things easier. It's the human mind that does the hard work.

    1. Re:So what? by John+Hasler · · Score: 1

      > A computer is a tool for doing complex mathematics...

      Yes. In this case, the complex mathematics involved in rigorously establishing that standard theory does indeed predict that particle collisions could create black holes. This was generally believed to be true, but previous analysis had involved substantial approximations that simplified the math.

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  61. Hint by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You should post non-anonymously when you invite people to kill you in your sleep.

  62. Repeating jokes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How very telling of Slashdot that the redundant one-liner raked in a higher score than the more elaborate and cleverer source. Your post didn't add anything, it just dumbed down the joke.