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Getting Company Owners To Follow Their Own Rules?

techmage writes "Recently we had an issue at our small company that resulted in the loss of a lot of important data. To prevent it from happening again, we created a company-wide policy that all computers would return to IT to have their contents backed up, and the computers would be formatted and reloaded for the next user. Consistently the owners of the company break this and other policies we set up to prevent data loss, theft, etc. How do I get through to the bosses that when they break with the policies, they are potentially shooting the company in the foot?"

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  1. Explain what can happen by munrom · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Explain the risks, if they choose to ignore it document that they have not returned the laptop to be backed up so that they can't try and blame you if it goes wrong and data loss does occur.

    1. Re:Explain what can happen by Fujisawa+Sensei · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Explain the risks, if they choose to ignore it document that they have not returned the laptop to be backed up so that they can't try and blame you if it goes wrong and data loss does occur.

      Have no fear, I have an asshole cousin who used to own a company. Anytime something went wrong he made sure to blame somebody else.

      So it doesn't matter what you document, or how hard you try convince them that you're trying to protect their company; if something goes wrong, you're probably fucked. But keep those notes as due diligence, in case they really try to screw you for their fuckups. And keep your resume up to date.

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    2. Re:Explain what can happen by PitaBred · · Score: 4, Insightful

      If you have that stuff documented, they can't screw you out of unemployment.

    3. Re:Explain what can happen by dangitman · · Score: 4, Insightful

      If you have that stuff documented, they can't screw you out of unemployment.

      Wanna bet?

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    4. Re:Explain what can happen by theheadlessrabbit · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I tried to mod you insightful, then the mouse wheel slipped and i accidentally clicked 'redundant' instead. sorry.

      CYA.
      Cover your ass.
      Just about every industry is like a big pot of boiling soup: the crud rises to the top. "I'm wrong, your fired"
      Document everything, and back it up. make sure you talk to several different managers about the issue. hopefully, at least one will listen/do something. If not, at least when a problem does come up, they can't say they weren't warned.

      Hey look...now I'm the redundant one...

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    5. Re:Explain what can happen by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Shouldn't be marked troll. Unemployment bureaucrats are simplistic beings and only understand things like "he violated the dress code" or "he came in 5 minutes late once". They aren't going to give a crap about your "data protection policy" if the owners even bother going through the motions.

    6. Re:Explain what can happen by RobertM1968 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      If you have that stuff documented, they can't screw you out of unemployment.

      Sure they can... even if one is perfect, I am sure there are citable reasons one would have trouble defending against in an unemployment benefits battle. And if the person is not perfect, well, then, there's grounds for termination without unemployment. "Gee, that's the third time you were late... I dont care that it was only 37 seconds, or only the 3rd time in 10 years... the employee rules state that on the 3rd time, we can terminate you. This has nothing to do with that whole lost data fiasco that you documented was my fault."

      Seen it happen. Fortunately never to me... though, I also never filed for unemployment...

    7. Re:Explain what can happen by hairyfeet · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Yep you gotta CYA, sometimes you even have to go over their heads but it is a risky move. I have a story that illustrates the point. Many years ago after all those worms were going around I had lunch with my admin buddy Glenn, just swapping stories and about died laughing whe he told me this one:

      He had a PHB middle manager threaten to fire him, so he had to go over the guy's head. So the regional boss calls them both in to explain their sides to the story, and the PHB goes "He has NO RIGHT to tell me who I am allowed to speak to! He is blocking my emails from Melissa and refusing to let me have them! He should be fired for insubordination!"

      Lucky for Glenn the regional head actually read tech journals and knew what Melissa was. He turned to Glenn and said "Is he actually talking about the bug going around?" when Glenn said yes he rolled his eyes and said "Glenn is doing his job and actually protecting this company. There is NO "Melissa" it is a computer bug that spreads through networks and makes a mess, which I'm sure Glenn tried to explain if you weren't busy having a fit. From now on when Glenn says no that is FINAL, got it?" and then he had his secretary send Glenn a free steak dinner for two for having to put up with "that ass" as he put it.

      So yeah I would CYA, but if it is truly a dangerous situation he may have to look at going over a head or two. A lot of the time the middle managers act like little gods because the higher ups don't know what kind of stupidity they are pulling, and as long as he is polite and points out the financial risks this person/persons are causing the company he may be able to turn a bad situation to his advantage. Glenn said he later got a raise and more power because the regional head pointed out how valuable it was to have a network admin that put the company before the dangerous requests of the PHBs. In the end it all comes down to money, and by showing that this person is putting actual $$$ at risk he might be able to turn this to his favor.

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    8. Re:Explain what can happen by afidel · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Meh, only 5% of unemployment cases get denied due to misconduct discharges. Misconduct is
      Generally "misconduct" involves an act of willful disregard of the employer's interests or a deliberate violation of the employer's rules or an intentional and substantial disregard of the employee's duty to the employer.

      If you subpoena the employers timekeeping records and they only show you being late 3 times in 10 years then their appeal of your benefits will get denied.

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    9. Re:Explain what can happen by HeronBlademaster · · Score: 4, Insightful

      suing to get your job back

      I've never understood that concept. If your employer fired you, why would you want to continue to work for them? I know you might need the money or something, but surely the fact that they fired you would create a less than ideal workplace environment, if not an outright hostile environment? Especially if "get your job back" involves working for the same manager...

      I am speaking from experience here, to a degree. My manager fired me (literally because I insisted I be allowed to clean up code incidental to my bugfixes), but his boss overrode the firing and gave me control of IT instead. It was not exactly pleasant having to continue to interact with the former manager - and even though the manager later admitted to his boss that he was wrong to have fired me, he refused to admit it to me, and of course that meant he was unwilling to do anything to improve the work environment as it related to the interaction between our jobs.

      What I'm getting at is that if I ever find myself in a similar situation again, I do not believe I would attempt to force the company to continue employing me, because I do not believe I could tolerate the resulting poor work environment.

      Does anyone have any insight on this? Anyone ever been through this before? How did it work out?

    10. Re:Explain what can happen by fearlezz · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Have no fear, I have an asshole cousin who used to own a company. Anytime something went wrong he made sure to blame somebody else.
      And for that exact reason, sometimes IT has to enforce things that even bosses don't like.

      I read a lot of "the owner is the boss" replies, which is technically correct. But if something goes wrong, your ass 's gonna get in trouble. Therefore, if the boss doesn't cooperate, sometimes you have to 'help' him/her a little.

      1) You could fix it under water by syncing over their c$ d$ etc, install a rsync daemon or something.
      2) Make them come to you: i once had this boss that refused to bring his laptop in for anti-virus installation after the stand-alone anti-virus expired, for about half a year. I made a vbs script to pop up every hour warning about security issues, installed it over the network and had the laptop in my office in a few days.
      3) Or use auditors to enforce policies. I have a little chat with our accountant's auditors every year. I haven'd had the need to use this way, but if i really need something fixed, I may inform the auditor something's wrong.

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    11. Re:Explain what can happen by calmofthestorm · · Score: 2, Insightful

      If nothing else it can help remove a black mark from your resume. Depending on the job, you might change positions or locations. Sometimes the same action will even cause the bad person to be fired, if the stars are truly right.

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    12. Re:Explain what can happen by Xest · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I'm not sure about elsewhere, but in the UK, you'd have good grounds for an employment tribunal. Specifically you'd be looking for an unfair dismissal (if sacked) or constructive dismissal (if you were forced to quite) case. For what it's worth, most companies don't even seem to bother fighting these now if they are in fact justified, purely because they have come to accept that you can't treat employees like that. They will most likely just settle with you if you find yourself in this situation.

      Companies can't just sack people, and even making up excuses doesn't work for them if the employee chooses to fight it. They have to be able to justify why you were sacked, whilst you're right that being late 3 times may be justification, it is not justification if others have also been late 3 times and yet only you have been sacked. If you had been late 3 times, constantly under-performend and so forth then they could again justify this, but they would need to prove you've under-performed, this might include bringing up past appraisals and so forth, but this is why it's a good idea to make sure you agree with your appraisal outcomes.

      The key is that the company has to be able to show that you were worse than other employees, and that if you were worse, it's not because you'd been treated differently and set up to fail.

      I believe the US has slightly less employee protections than this, but this is certainly the case in Europe. Whilst someone whose hated by the whole company can be sacked, employees here have a lot of protection against bad bosses who would sack them out of sheer malice or incompetence. If anyone is wondering why we have such laws, it's because we don't want unemployment stats and unemployment benefit costs raised unnecessarily by having people perfectly able and competent enough to do the job sacked unfairly.

      Regardless though, if you are in such a situation, and taking the matter to a higher level of management if one exists doesn't solve it, then you're better off going elsewhere anyway, because although they may not be able to get rid of you, they can at least kill off your career by preventing you getting promotions and payrises although even that's subject to some protections if everyone else gets a rise, or the interviews for promotion were carried out in a provably unfair manner for example.

    13. Re:Explain what can happen by EricWright · · Score: 3, Informative

      I believe the US has slightly less employee protections than this

      Interesting definition of that word. In the US it depends on which state and whether or not unions are involved. If you live in a "work at will" state and are not unionized, you can lose your job for any reason at all, including "we just don't want to pay you any more". This is justified by the claim that you are free to leave whenever you'd like as well.

      Even when I was a contract worker, the company reserved the right to terminate the contract with 1 week paid notice. My options were limited to take it (with no modifications to the contract) or leave it (we have other candidates who want the job).

    14. Re:Explain what can happen by Antique+Geekmeister · · Score: 5, Informative

      Oh, dear, yes. The "unemployment ballet" is nasty. A professional bureaucrat that wants to fire you will record every misstep, collect them into a file, give you a "warning" and a "recovery plan", then do everything bureaucratically possible to poison your work. Simple shock and disbelief at how ridiculous the recorded "violations" are will not save you. You need a thick folder with documented mis-steps, preferably by the bureaucrat trying to fire you, with it all documented. Sign _nothing_ that admits wrong-doing if you can avoid it: make sure that you have counterletters recorded, and get copies of everything.

      And start looking for new work if this is going on. I've had this happen, where a senior supervisor blamed the engineers for his laptop problems when he absolutely refused to swap it or surrender it for recovery, always had his disk overflowing, refused to patch, etc. He just wanted us to "fix it!" when it broke.

    15. Re:Explain what can happen by Xest · · Score: 2, Informative

      I didn't realise the US job market was quite that "flexible".

      I should add that contract workers here have less rights too, I was referring to the rights of permanent staff. Here contractors can indeed have their contract terminated at the drop of a hat also.

    16. Re:Explain what can happen by lorenlal · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Also - Since it's a small business, and the people at the top are owners you have to put it in terms that hit home for them.

      1) Sir, this is your company. I am trying to ensure this policy is enforced to protect it, and you from data loss and security breaches. It's important to me that this company not only survives, but thrives and that we all do what we can to make sure we do everything right.
      2) I'm not trying to do this to be a pain. I want to make sure we properly handle all hardware turnover. This is done to protect your data, your work, and every contribution you make. If something were to go wrong, I'd be responsible for making it right. If you have anything on the laptop that is critical for you or the other owners, I want to make sure it's protected... Not because there's a policy. I want it protected because it's your work, the policy is just the formal way of telling everyone what is best for our company.

      I know... It's sappy... But I've had these conversations with business owners who don't want to comply with the rules. They look at many rules as barriers, and in many cases, they have a tendency to want to bring barriers down... it's why they started the company. You have to be clear that the rules aren't there to hold them back. The rules have been carefully thought out, and are really just a way of showing that you really do want to protect what those owners have built.

    17. Re:Explain what can happen by BarryJacobsen · · Score: 4, Funny

      I didn't realise the US job market was quite that "flexible".

      That's why we have such a strong economy - we care more about the people that make up the businesses than the business itself.

    18. Re:Explain what can happen by Xest · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Two points:

      1) Whether the US cares more about the people depends on whether the people are happy with the ability to walk out easier with much lower job security. Being able to sack at any time without question seems to be a much more business oriented law than a people oriented law.

      2) As mentioned in my original post, Europe has much better employee protection in that most of it includes the protections I mentioned, and yet has a much stronger economy than the US.

      Or were you being sarcastic?

    19. Re:Explain what can happen by JWSmythe · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Myself, I wouldn't want to work where I wasn't wanted. Eventually they'll find a way to get rid of you.

          I've seen it go poorly with union jobs. It wasn't me directly, it was through observation. A grocery store chain was on strike. Those who were very visible and had decent jobs did go back to work after the strike was over. They didn't get their good jobs back. For example, a full time manager became a part time bagger. Someone in the office ended up on a loading dock.

          It's not hard to get rid of someone you don't want. I've seen a lot of places that will reduce a full time person down to part time (4 hours) 1 day per week. If you don't get the hint from that, you just won't get scheduled for the next week. You're not technically unemployed, you just don't happen to be working. A 4 hour/week check looks really pathetic beside a 40 hour/week check with overtime. Maybe they'll change your shifts frequently, or bounce you between tasks until they find a task you simply don't want to do, or are unskilled to do, or are even physically incapable of doing. At one chain I knew about a person who was striving for senior management. As part of their training, they were sent to various stores, and had to work every department. After 3 months away from home, they ended up in a loading area, where they were required to lift and carry 75 pound containers. The individual was about 5'3, weighed about 100 lbs, and simply couldn't do it. Since she wasn't able to accomplish it, she was terminated from the company, because she could not do the job she was assigned to. That's when she clued into the fact that she was being indirectly told that she wasn't welcome becoming senior management, and they were just encouraging her to quit.

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    20. Re:Explain what can happen by JWSmythe · · Score: 3, Interesting

          Paper trail. It's the most important thing to remember. Tape recordings are fine and dandy, if you don't mind spooling through hours of tape to try to find one conversation, which may or may not be legal where you are. Sometimes it takes one person being aware that a recording is being made. Sometimes it requires both parties.

          If you document every request and response, even if it's just email, then you have a record of what's been happening. Don't say anything, because it's left to the witnesses to testify to what they heard. Even if you have a tape recording saying one thing, they could simply say "But I told him something contrary in a later conversation."

          Be consistent with your paper trail too. Ask for every request to be made via email, or after a conversation ask, "can you please send that to me in an email?" Besides saving you in future proceedings, it will also help you document other things that happened. "Do you remember when we made this change?" "Sure, it's in my email. December 4th 2001, you requested it, and December 5th 2001 I finished it.

          Keep your paper trail off site somewhere, that you have exclusive access to, like your home computer.

          It may be advantageous to have a policy for retention. If you get called into court years later regarding an incident, no matter how innocent it seemed at the time, you may simply be lacking the trail. "No, I only retain those documents for 2 years. I have no records related to your case." Be honest though. If you say you don't have it, but your equipment is subpoenaed and it's found, then you're in trouble.

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    21. Re:Explain what can happen by ygbsm · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Depends, most states are "at will" employment, you can be terminated at any time, for any reason . . .

      In the end, it's their company, their data, their risk.

      If you want this to be effective, ensure that you communicate the risk - and that they understand it. Also, figure out an easy, non-intrusive way to do this. Laptops are key for most business leaders, and being without it, even overnight can be hard to schedule. Plus they may not want you snoping around it.

      What about a USB hard drive attached to the docking station that does background back up? Similar to time machine on a mac?

    22. Re:Explain what can happen by hairyfeet · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Well Glenn said the PHB refused to sign a doc taking responsibility for his "Melissa" emails so he figured he was damned if he did, damned if he didn't and had nothing to lose. He later quit the place because he said the BS got too thick, so I would advise having your resume up to date.

      But lets be honest here-if the PHB fucks up and spreads their data all over the net like the clap, it will NOT be the PHB that takes the hit, it will be the IT schmuck. In this guy's case he is also damned if he does and damned if he don't, so he may as well try to turn a bad situation to his advantage because the PHB is already risking his job with his unsafe practices.

      So this guy's ass is already on the line, because the PHB is flaunting the rules and will point the finger at him if anything goes wrong. Even if he has documented all over the place they will find SOMETHING to nail his ass over, so unless he is ready to just walk away or sit there with his gut tied in a knot waiting on the excrement to hit the bladed cooling device he might as well see if he can fix it. Either way he is in a bad situation and I would have my resume handy and be seeing what I could find elsewhere.

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    23. Re:Explain what can happen by sconeu · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Mod as +1, sad - unable to tell if this is sarcasm or not!

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    24. Re:Explain what can happen by JWSmythe · · Score: 3, Interesting

          There's really nothing to keep an employer from being vindictive. Sure, go back to court and say They aren't playing nice with me." If a company really felt they had to keep you, they may just do something like open a site in the Antarctic, with just one machine and one employee, and you would be in charge of the site.

          It's not like that ever happens though.

          Hey, it'd be a high seniority position. Site manager is much more important that code monkey, right? :) Of course, it's a long walk home after they notify you that they've decided to terminate services there. "Promotions" aren't always what they seem.

          I was reading about someone who did win the case against their employer. They were given a very nice office, a big title, and a secretary. They had absolutely no responsibilities, and no work to do. He was being paid to warm his chair from 9am to 5pm. He did that for a decade, and admitted that he was bored out of his skull. They didn't like him working there, but didn't want to end up in court again if they tried to terminate him again. Because the level of distrust was there, they couldn't assign him any work.

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    25. Re:Explain what can happen by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      I should add that a "work at will" state allows you to be fired for no reason.
      That is not the same as being fired for any reason.

      The catch there for employers is, if you want to fire an employee and prevent them from collecting unemployment, you have to give a reason and back it up.

      The key difference is what being 'sacked unfairly' means.
      - Sacking a competent worker just means that guy will find work elsewhere as your competitor.

      - Sacking someone and denying him unemployment benefits (especially if you are out to get him and intend to fire him at the time it would do the most harm) may ruin his life.

      In the US we have more mean people than lazy people, so we have to compensate.

  2. meh, keep it simple by FooAtWFU · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I'd ask anyone who routinely overrides your authority in the data-protection sphere to sign a form indicating something to the effect that they've been informed of these policies and the potential risks and if it all comes crashing down because they don't listen to you, it's not your fault.

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    1. Re:meh, keep it simple by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

      If that doesn't work, use a reverse analogy, and actually shoot them in the foot.

    2. Re:meh, keep it simple by pclminion · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Sure, I'll sign a form for you, it's called a Release of Employment.

    3. Re:meh, keep it simple by Fujisawa+Sensei · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I'd ask anyone who routinely overrides your authority in the data-protection sphere to sign a form indicating something to the effect that they've been informed of these policies and the potential risks and if it all comes crashing down because they don't listen to you, it's not your fault.

      If they have the authority to routinely ignore / override your security policies, they don't have to sign the fucking form either.

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    4. Re:meh, keep it simple by Cyner · · Score: 4, Insightful

      If you honestly work at a business where the boss both ignores your expert opinion and refuses to acknowledge their contempt for business continuity planning, you should probably be looking for employment elsewhere. You're never going anywhere in that business environment, and the business itself is likely never going anywhere positive either. Unemployment sucks (and I've been there), but a dead-end job can be worse (stress in the short-term, and employability in the long term).

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    5. Re:meh, keep it simple by icebike · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I'd ask anyone who routinely overrides your authority in the data-protection sphere to sign a form

      And as you flop that document out for them to sign, also ask if you can leave the building under your own power rather than being manhandled out by security.

      Its time people in IT get over themselves. They don't run the company and they do not tell management what to do with their own computers.

      TFA said "all computers would return to IT to have their contents backed up".

      Really? What CEO in his right mind would turn over the contents of his hard drive to geeks with ink stained pockets?

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  3. Who signs the checks? by ghetto2ivy · · Score: 5, Insightful

    If they do -- shut up and work around it.

    1. Re:Who signs the checks? by Captain+Splendid · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Parent wins the thread. Hack their laptops, and script the fuckers the back themselves up. Sheesh.

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    2. Re:Who signs the checks? by Ramin_HAL9001 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Exactly. Data backup is one thing: I'm sure you can find some open source script that automatically syncs the important files with your office's file sever, or you could write your own, and if you have decision making power in the IT department, you can mandate all laptops used within the company have this software installed to ensure data loss is always minimal. Theft is another story. You can't make anyone pick good passwords, the best you can do is scare them into doing the right thing.

  4. I don't get it... by HockeyPuck · · Score: 4, Interesting

    So you're going to take my laptop, back it up, reload it and give it to the next guy? I in turn will get someone else's formatted laptop?

    Or are you just trying to say, "we lost a lot of data when someone's laptop failed without proper backup processes in place. So we've decided that everyone needs to regularly connect to the company network and back up their laptop. The owner's of the company never back up their laptop"?

    1. Re:I don't get it... by ajlisows · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I am with you as far as the confusion. You they asking all the laptop users to hand their laptops over at certain intervals to be backed up, reformatted, and reallocated? That sounds like the definition of fail, and if I was in charge I would not put up with it.

      Here are my simple tips for discussing backup with people who are generally "too busy" to bother with backups.

      Advise them to keep all their data on the server. When they are working in the office, this should be easy. Word, Excel, or whatever should have the default save to directory be the directory they would save things to on the network. They might say that the data is too important to share with anyone. Create them a network share that only they (and the account used for backing stuff up) can access. When they work away from the Office, ask them just to copy the stuff they did over to the network. They will probably do it anyway after they get sick of having data in two places. Note that this is for the people who are typically in the office.

      For people who are out of office/in satellite offices, create a system that is simple and doesn't require much effort on their part. I bought western digital passport drives and set up their software to automatically backup/sync whenever it is plugged in. I had a talk with these guys and told them to keep in on their desk and plug it in every monday morning if possible. They didn't believe me that their stuff was backed up that easily. You can do this for internal users who refuse to use the network, as well.

      I personally will send out E-Mail messages every two months or so asking those with laptops to "Make sure they have plugged in their backup drives" and "Do a quick check to see if your Antivirus says it is up to date" because there is a virus coming around that could be very deadly. Sometimes it is a little white lie. Sometimes it is the truth. Whatever. The fear of a possible virus seems like a scarier and more immediate threat than a random hard drive crash so they take action. I usually get a response from most of them that gives me an overview "I plugged in my drive last Monday and my virus definitions say they are from today....I'm safe, right?"

      In summary, just do what you can to automate the process and make it simple for users. Don't make them hand over their laptops for several precious hours/days of business. The less effort they have to put forth, the more likely they are to do it.

  5. You don't by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Quite simply, you don't. I've worked at large banks that do not follow their own rules. IT cannot drive policy if C level executives do not want to follow the policy. If you can get auditors or examiners to force the policy to be followed, then it can work. Otherwise, IT cannot do anything. They will only be seen as chicken little and IT will lose what little standing they have at the company already.

  6. Don't be a dumb ass by oldhack · · Score: 3, Insightful

    They who have the gold make the rule.

    Your responsibility is to recommend and record your recommendation, and do your job as you can.

    In the end, it is "their" company, not yours. It's the way of capitalism. You don't like that? Change your job.

    For what it's worth, I didn't mean any of this in sarcastic/offensive way. I am being sincere.

    Flip it around and see how you would see things if you were the owner.

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    1. Re:Don't be a dumb ass by aeoo · · Score: 3, Interesting

      This whole "flip it around" idiom doesn't work well for me. I am a very unusual person. I know if I was an owner, I wouldn't be an ass, I would not only accept criticism, but would solicit it. I would make sure that if the policy doesn't work for me, then it can't work for anyone, but if it works for others, it better work for me too. In other words, if having my computer backed up is too onerous for me, I would assume it was also too onerous for my employees. On the other hand, if something is not a big imposition and has good benefits, I expect everyone, including myself, to follow it. I would basically eat my own dog food.

      Since I am a great person, unlike most business owners, saying "flip it around" just doesn't work for me. I know that if an employee came up to me and criticized me, it wouldn't be a career ending move. But that's just me.

  7. Assign it a cost by hedronist · · Score: 4, Interesting

    See if you can assign a value to the data already lost because of their failure to follow the rules. We did a variation of this at Xerox ASD in the 70's and locked Charles Simonyi (yes, that Charles) out of "his" own source code.

    1. Re:Assign it a cost by Tablizer · · Score: 5, Funny

      It put Xerox behind and prevented them from releasing the GUI in 1977, delaying the computer industry and the would-be 2008 CAD design of the first practical flying car. Remember that anal stunt the next time you are stuck in traffic.

    2. Re:Assign it a cost by haruharaharu · · Score: 4, Insightful

      You know the knobs driving around your city right now with one hand on the wheel and a cellphone in the other? Imagine them in the air...

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    3. Re:Assign it a cost by characterZer0 · · Score: 2, Funny

      No, no, you don't understand. I don't want everybody to have a flying car. I just want me to have a flying car.

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    4. Re:Assign it a cost by hedronist · · Score: 2, Informative

      It turned out just fine. Our "VCS" was a magnetic white board with a grid on it (remember, this was 32 years ago). Every filename had a box. When you checked out a file you put a little colored magnet (we each had our own color) on it. If you wanted a file that was already checked out you put your magnet upside down over the current one and when the person checked it in they would flip yours over, poke their head through the door and say 'foo.h is yours.'

      Charles would sometimes want to make a 'quick fix' and wouldn't bother with the board. You know where this goes ... Person A would have it checked out and be making changes, Charles would grab a copy from the master directory, Person A would check in his changes, and Charles would check his copy in on top of that. Sometimes we wouldn't know about this until we did our Weekly Build and things just didn't work right.

      After this happened about 5 or 6 times the team voted to change the password on the master source directory and Charles always had to have someone else do the checkout/checkin for him. He bitched a little, but he knew he was guilty. I didn't always agree with him (ha! that's an understatement), but if you gave him a strong enough argument he would eventually come around.

  8. Figure a better way by Farmer+Pete · · Score: 4, Insightful

    It's funny, every year we prepare for auditors, and all we have to do is show them that we have a policy, not that we actually follow the policy. It's really quite hilarious and yet sad at the same time. For instance, we have to show them that we are doing scans of our network looking for vulnerabilities, but all they want is a log with someones name and a date on it. They don't care what was found or that anything was done with the information that we found. They could care less. The sad thing is, the company doing the audit is a very large company. The truth is that most management could care less about policies. Password complexity? Sure, just don't assign it to the management. Screensaver locks after 10 minutes? There better be an exceptions group for the CEO and her secretary. It's really quite sickening really. It's amazing what you can get people to do for you when you're the network admin's boss' boss' boss.

  9. Remote Backup by Bios_Hakr · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Use the admin account (and shares; $C, $D, etc...) to map their hard drive remotely to a computer in the networking office. Then, use RSYNC (or SyncToy) to mirror the drive remotely. Once the initial backup is complete, daily or weekly jobs will progress quickly.

    You really have to find a way to work around the guys who are in charge.

    If you want to be a bit more nefarious, start the backup jobs first thing in the morning. When the boss complains his system is slow, do a backup/format/reinstall on his system. Now his system is magically fast again...

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  10. You've already failed. by Chas · · Score: 5, Insightful

    You've created a policy and don't have the owner-level execs onboard?

    That's failure #1 right there. Good policy making for security purposes isn't "And IT saith THUS!". Operating in this kind of vacuum gets your enforcement NO PLACE. Fast!

    You have to involve these people pretty much from the get-go. This way they understand why the policy is in place and have less self-provided incentive to circumvent it.

    And yes, as others have said, a small amount of "horror story" can go a long way too. But only DURING the policy creation process. Afterwards, they look at it as simple justification of an arbitrary policy.

    Right now you guys haven't got a leg to stand on.

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  11. Pretty much the best way by Sycraft-fu · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I mean you can't make the owners do anything. They own it, it is theirs to do with as they please. They could close up shop tomorrow for no reason if they wanted. So you can't force them to do as they should. Likewise, nagging them could be a bad career move. So the best thing is a CYA. Have something that says they understand the risks of not following the policy more or less. Then, if shit does break you should be covered. They'll either realize that they made a mistake and be fine, or they'll come looking to blame you and you can pull out the document and say "We made sure to inform you of the risks and you signed off saying you understood them and that it was up to you if you chose not to follow them."

    That's the best you can do.

    1. Re:Pretty much the best way by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Meanwhile, back in the real world:

      Owner : IT Guy IT Guy, my data is gone! Save me
      IT Guy : Well here we have this release I made you sign last month that clearly said that if you lost any data it was your own damn fault.

      Owner : He's a post it with the words "you're fired on it". Now take your arrogant self-righteous ass out of my office.

    2. Re:Pretty much the best way by societyofrobots · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I remember in 2003 I worked for a non-profit where I managed all IT software (but not hardware). I noticed that various employees were storing large files onto the server. Not a big deal, but we only had about 3 months left of harddrive space at the current upload rate.

      I informed my boss several times, telling him if we didn't expand memory, everything will crash - including email for all 40 employees.

      Well, he didn't act, everything crashed, and apparently they had a several day 'emergency' until they remembered what I told him.

      Point is, I protected myself by having multiple talks with my boss on the situation before it happened.

    3. Re:Pretty much the best way by nine-times · · Score: 4, Informative

      Not only is it true tat you can't make the owners do anything, but it's even very possible that doing the right thing isn't necessarily going to protect you. You could follow very sensible procedures and CYA with all kinds of documentation, and if the owners are petty and childish enough, they might still fire you or at least make your life a living hell.

      That said, I think it's important that you find a way to be very very clear with the owners about what you believe the consequences to their actions will be. Do it in writing if possible. Be polite and respectful, but don't be subtle. The more vague you are, the more likely it is that they'll hear what they want to hear and ignore what they don't want to hear. Be as clear as possible without incurring their wrath. If you have to, be repetitive and say the same exact thing 5 different ways, but make sure that they understand how their bad actions put the future of your company in jeopardy.

      Also understand that they might not like you afterwards. I've known a number of small business owners who were manipulative and petty and they couldn't tolerate anyone pointing out their flaws or telling them they're wrong. If they were willing to let someone else tell them what to do, they would have gotten a job working for someone else instead of running their own business. Even though you're trying to do the right thing, you might be burning bridges. Make sure it's worth it.

    4. Re:Pretty much the best way by TapeCutter · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Rubbing their nose in it with a useless disclaimer is not going to end well. Presumably the policy has been written down, meaning the owners have authorised the policy either explicitly or by delegation, therefore his arse is already covered if HE follows it. You can respectfully remind the owners of their own policy but provided no laws are broken they are free to make and break policy as they see fit, employees do not have the same privlages.

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    5. Re:Pretty much the best way by mcrbids · · Score: 3, Insightful

      They'll either realize that they made a mistake and be fine, or they'll come looking to blame you and you can pull out the document and say "We made sure to inform you of the risks and you signed off saying you understood them and that it was up to you if you chose not to follow them."

      The only thing you'd get out of such a document is protection from them suing you after they fire you! I'd suggest this:

      1) Write an email to them, indicating your concerns about the safety of the data, and how they need to adhere to the protocol in order to protect themselves. Be very nice about it, and indicate that you are confused as to how you should proceed after meeting X...

      2) They'll reply with something or other. Print both emails off, WITH FULL HEADERS included. File those someplace offsite, perhaps at home.

      Why would you need everything signed in triplicate? That's just intimidating, and likely to engender mistrust. These are your bosses! They're nice enough to hire you, provide you with a living wage, and ask you to solve their problems - be nice enough to respect their position and wishes. And even if they are vindictive, you just need enough to show good faith effort on your part.

      In my experience with things legal, the law isn't interested in the fine grains of the contract, they're interested in what you actually agreed to. At least in California, verbal contracts are OK so long as they are substantiated by actions or supporting evidence, and the courts have already ruled that email is sufficient evidence of an agreement/contract, so anything more is just a formality. But if you get all weird on them, it's a good possibility you'll just lose your job.

      Of course, if you are really worried, IANAL, go hire a lawyer, blah blah. But IMHO, if you do, you'll probably just end up fired.

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    6. Re:Pretty much the best way by MightyMartian · · Score: 2, Funny

      IT Guy: That's fine. You'll be hearing from my lawyer, and by this time next year I'll own your company.

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    7. Re:Pretty much the best way by JorDan+Clock · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Or not. Many states are At-Will Employment. The employer can let you go at any time for any reason (aside from illegal discrimination) and in exchange you can leave at any time without repercussions (other than a loss of a positive reference.). IT Guys lawyer would tell him to find a new job instead of paying for legal advice on such a stupid subject.

    8. Re:Pretty much the best way by jabuzz · · Score: 4, Interesting

      The reasonable period is 12 months in the UK, just like the rest of the EU. It's all working time directive related. The Labour government revoked out opt out of the working time directive over a decade ago.

      Also if the employer is deemed to be firing people at say 11 months to avoid this rule they will be done. I am not a lawyer but my brother is an employment tribunal judge, and you do pick up lots over the years.

    9. Re:Pretty much the best way by mcvos · · Score: 2, Insightful

      That said, I think it's important that you find a way to be very very clear with the owners about what you believe the consequences to their actions will be. Do it in writing if possible. Be polite and respectful, but don't be subtle. The more vague you are, the more likely it is that they'll hear what they want to hear and ignore what they don't want to hear. Be as clear as possible without incurring their wrath. If you have to, be repetitive and say the same exact thing 5 different ways, but make sure that they understand how their bad actions put the future of your company in jeopardy.

      Also understand that they might not like you afterwards. I've known a number of small business owners who were manipulative and petty and they couldn't tolerate anyone pointing out their flaws or telling them they're wrong.

      So don't tell them they're wrong, tell them they're important. Tell them their work is also important, and therefore it needs to be backed up regularly, protected with the best anti-virus stuff, whatever. Don't make it sound like a chore, make it sound like you're doing it especially for them. Because they and their work is really that important.

      How are they going to reply to that? Say that their work is not important? Not likely.

    10. Re:Pretty much the best way by invisik · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Exactly. Sounds more like you should me sending resumes then trying to convince the bosses of something they do not care about. Typically, something bad has to happen until everyone is on board. And it has to affect the bottom line.

      I would approach with a very automated backup system. Something that requires no interaction on their part, that is invisible to them. Like a CrashPlan or Data Deposit Box account. Set it to backup all their main folders and some other places where files might land by accident. It's cheap protection. They even send you e-mail alerts if the backup agent hasn't communicated in a week so you know something is not working, without having to take their laptop from them all the time.

      No backup system is perfect, but there are certain tools for certain situations that make it better. And no one will sign anything to release you of liability, you're an employee. Besides, that's hurting the company, not helping it.

      -m

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    11. Re:Pretty much the best way by clodney · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Meanwhile, back in the real world:

      Owner : IT Guy IT Guy, my data is gone! Save me
      IT Guy : Well here we have this release I made you sign last month that clearly said that if you lost any data it was your own damn fault.

      Owner : He's a post it with the words "you're fired on it". Now take your arrogant self-righteous ass out of my office.

      You know what? If it goes down that way, leaving is really your only option. The company is clearly too dysfunctional for you to be happy/successful, so why torture yourself? Move on, and call it a learning experience.

      Life is too short to work in a job that sucks. Yes, being unemployed sucks too, so better to go on terms of your own choosing. But if your boss is determined to be an asshat there is very little you can do to change that.

  12. Reassess your place in the universe, techmage. by victim · · Score: 3, Insightful

    What makes you think the owner's information should be available to you in the IT department?

    1. Re:Reassess your place in the universe, techmage. by L4t3r4lu5 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I have full access to any and all data on the network. Finance, HR, Medical... Everything. I am trusted not to abuse that access. Does policy cover what I can and can't access? It doesn't matter; I don't access what I don't need to.

      If there's a trust issue between the boss and his employees, someone should be looking for a new job, or at least assessing their loyalties.

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    2. Re:Reassess your place in the universe, techmage. by Archangel+Michael · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Because we already have access to that data. If you don't trust US with that data, then you have bigger issues.

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    3. Re:Reassess your place in the universe, techmage. by techmage · · Score: 2, Informative

      In this instance, it is not an owner's computer. They took a sales machine with client data and just gave it to a new hire. No log in changes, no information scouring, etc. When we backup the owners machines, it is done to external drive and they are given the drive. However, we don't get the opportunity to those backups very much.

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  13. sociopaths by digsbo · · Score: 3, Insightful

    It has been shown (I can't google the study right now) that people in senior management have a much higher incidence of sociopathic and psychopathic behavior than the general population. If your management insists on rules for others that they don't follow themselves, and consciously flout, they may fall into that group. In that case, keep your resume and interview skills up-to-date.

    1. Re:sociopaths by metacell · · Score: 2, Informative

      People break rules they pay lip-service to all the time. Like cheating in games, evading taxes, and so on. It doesn't take a sociopathic mind, it just takes some ability to rationalise.

    2. Re:sociopaths by metacell · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Unless you mean they CAME UP WITH the rules on their own initiative, and then flouted them. That would be more than a little weird.

  14. Sell your idea by netfoo · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Understand that the owner(s) are a peer group and have their own dynamic. It's their company, not yours. If they liked following orders, they'd be employees not owners.
    1. Identify the group dynamic (is there a 'holdout', and 'alpha geek')?
    2. Identify the objections to your proposed solution.
    3. Ask them what their ideal solution(s) would be for this problem.
    4. Customize and provide a solution to them.

    Don't ...
    * rely on the owners having a conversation amongst themselves. If you want to meet with them, meet with all of them at once.
    * rely on the owners to convince each other. They may be reluctant to engage each other.
    * just talk to people that agree with you. If you do, you're certainly missing the core argument that will shoot down your idea behind closed doors.

    You'll probably have to buy new gear and set it up. Desktops can be great. Most people don't like to take work home and lug laptops around anyway.

  15. Re:sign this by BigSlowTarget · · Score: 5, Insightful

    1) Thank you for trying to save me money. Your recommendations are welcome as I'm paying you for your expertise and opinions.

    2) If you're going to try to have me sign something like that I'm going to have a talk with you about bureaucracy and how we can't afford a BS cover your ass mentality in a small company. You may rest assured that if I don't back up and there's a crash there are two possible results: If I'm a bad manager I'm going to come back at you and no little piece of paper will stop me from firing you (though I'd expect you would receive unemployment as it's not really for cause). If I'm a good manager I'm going to write the check to cover the damages, feel foolish and accept your recommendation going forward.

    3) If it's a dumbass relative that thinks they can ignore the rules because they're family working in a family business (and they don't sign the checks) then I expect to see their name (and possibly mine if I'm doing it too) on the report of IT security scofflaws that you periodically (though infrequently) prepare for me.

    In a company controlled by a single or few owners it is reasonable to recommend, cajole, suggest or encourage proper owner behavior, but if you dictate it and attempt to threaten (for instance by saying in a confrontational manner 'ok, but I'm not taking responsibility then') you are writing checks that your expertise may not be able to cash. As an owner it's important that my IT works right, but it's absolutely imperative that I don't lose control of the company. Don't make me think that you're trying to take it away from me or lord your technical expertise over me unless you have a VERY secure position.

  16. What nobody is saying here is... by coolgeek · · Score: 2, Interesting

    It's all about letting it go, CYA, documentation, etc.

    Here's an idea: sit down with the boss and ask him what his objections are to the policy. Perhaps, rather than dictating something that he finds inconvenient, invasive, or just doesn't like, you should engage him in the solution process. Chances are, if he has a hand in designing the solution, he'll participate in it.

    I can think of all kinds of potential problems with your system. I'll pretend to channel your boss for a minute. Maybe I don't want to have everything on my computer backed up. (Perhaps he has a mistress, offshore accounts, cooking the books, records of skimming, concealing things from his wife's divorce attorney) Maybe I don't want to swap my computer that I love with one that you are pulling out of the pool. (I don't want the one that Scroggins has been using, that dude picks his nose, and then goes right on typing. And he types a lot.) Maybe I don't want to drop my computer off once a week for you guys to back it up. (I'm the fucking boss, why should I follow your schedule, punk)

    So, if my channeling is correct, you give him a script that only backs up essential folders, and some thumb drives. And then you come collect his backed-up thumb drive once a week, leave a fresh one, and archive the backup onto the server somewhere, where it gets backed up for real.

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  17. Talk the Talk by DynaSoar · · Score: 2, Insightful

    "How do I get through to the bosses..."

    Talk boss language to them.

    Wait until one costs the company something through a computer failure and failure to follow the policy.

    Fix the problem and present the machine back to them with a bill for the repair. Make sure to boost the price to cover any ancillaries such as your training, their training, their retraining, lost time to the company due to their down time, and any similar costs you can dream up. Keep copies.

    Request a general meeting with the bossships. Present the data from the above repair, anonymized to protect the guilty. Compare the cost presented with the cost of following policy. Make sure to point out that they too stand to lose financially (ie not make even more money) if they or others cost the company money. Suggest that in order to protect the company they adopt the policy that such unnecessary costs be charged to the individual in the future.

    For theft, adjust scenario as necessary as well as costs. For concominant data theft, do the same, as well as figure in cost to the company.

    Or put together a 'what if' report based on a previous loss and present that at such a meeting, rather than wait until it actually happens. Feel free to pretend it did at the start of your presentation (with knowledge of at least one boss). Done this way you could make it look like the company was sunk and scare the bejeezus out of them.

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  18. Re:Just remind them by TapeCutter · · Score: 3, Insightful

    "The owners may want to do that if the computers were used for storing some confidential information. Such a backup cannot be stored on your shelf among books and other assorted DVDs. If the owners know what they are doing, they perform backup of those computers themselves, and keep the media at home"

    That's a very good point, it's quite likely that the owners know exactly what they are doing and why they are doing it. You won't get far in business by blindly trusting everyone who works for you.

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  19. I've worked a couple places like this by aztektum · · Score: 2, Insightful

    My advice: Find a new job.

    It's done wonders for my stress levels.

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  20. Not necessiarly by Sycraft-fu · · Score: 3, Informative

    I mean ya, if the owners are major assholes they could fire you anyhow, however such a thing can be useful. First, it may make them change their behaviour and if it doesn't it can help protect you. Reason is they are then presented with evidence that they were informed and indicated that fact. If not, it is easy for ego to interfere with memory and them to say "You never told me this would be a problem!" However with a document they are more likely to say "Ya, I screwed up, now what do we do to make sure this isn't a problem in the future?"

    In any company, there is no 100% protection from being fired no matter what. However having good documentation can go a long way. People do not have perfect memories and often we remember things the way we wish they had been, not how they really were. Documentation can help prevent that.

    Also you don't present it as a "This is just for you because you are assholes" document. Rather, it is a policy exception document. If someone wants to not need to back up their data, you have them sign a doc that says they know the risks, and perhaps have it countersigned and ok'd by a boss. In the case of the bosses, they just sign it themselves.

  21. How unprofessional by jotaeleemeese · · Score: 2, Insightful

    So you are hired to perform a professional service, and your brilliant sugestion is not to do the work properly but to follow the money?

    What kind of "professional" are you? Not one I would want on a sensitive environment, since obviously you would not have the presence of mind to stick to security procedures.

    There is certainly a problem if you don't bring on board of your suggestions the owners of your place of employment, but that is a problem of presentation. Part of the skill set of a Systems Administrator is to be able to convince people about why something is necessary and to ensure people will abide by what has been agreed.

    Obviously you may have more problems enforcing the rules with people with political power in the firm, but that does not leave you of the hook from a moral, professional and most importantly, legal point of view when legality is relevant.

    I have worked for big corps, and I am telling you in no uncertain terms that the CEO or majority shareholders, who earn millions per year, will not access my systems without following the procedures in place. This is actually a very easy case to make, since it would be for their own legal protection.

    If you can't make a convincing case for your policies then you have to rethink them and to present them in a way that is attractive to the people that is being disruptive (i.e.: your ass will not go to jail)....

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  22. Very few employers win unemployment appeals by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

    I fully agree. Employers don't generally win unemployment compensation hearings, even when they are correct. In many cases, the employer has a policy to appeal ANY unemployment claim, just to set up a few additional hoops for the employee to jump through. Most of the time, the employers don't even show up for the hearing. As a result, the state labor department deals with a LOT of junk appeals. Even when the employer shows up, the burden of proof is upon THEM and most of the time, they aren't up to the task.

    I know of a guy who was thrown out during some kind of bizarre purge. The company had a change in management and this guy was clearly not part of the plan. So the company tried to cobble together some sort of justification. However, their schedule for firing him did not allow for collecting enough excuses. The purge worked in such a way that the guy's boss had already been let go, so actual facts of the employee's performance were in short supply. What little they had was wrong.

    So of course, the employer appeals the unemployment claim. The hearing is held and the employer is absent. After losing by default, THEN the employer appeals to re-open the case. The employee's witnesses are subpoenaed and the day of the second hearing arrives. By this time, the employer has engaged some kind of unemployment compensation management firm to try and win the case. Upon seeing the employee's counter claim and witness list, the consultant tells the judge, "Upon review, this case does not rise to the standard necessary to establish termination for cause. We withdraw our appeal."

    Considering how routine these shenanigans are, is it any wonder the employers usually lose?

  23. The Dilbert Ethics Challenge by ghostlibrary · · Score: 3, Informative

    So I was working at a large defense company, and they had been dinged by the gov't for high-level management fraud. So part of the penalty was all employees that weren't managers had to take a mandatory Ethics class, run by... the managers.

    Add in that the class included a Dilbert Ethics Game-- an actual, licensed Dilbert[TM] board game with little Dilbert characters and cartoons in it, where you had to move around and then answer ethics questions.

    Oh, and it turns out you could win the game without correctly answering the questions, as my team figured out victory was based on position on the board, not score. And the only team that could have beat us took the high road, and when faced with one ethic question said "We know you want to hear answer A, but really, we would do answer B, as would any reasonable person."

    I'm still not sure what lessons we learned.

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  24. You tell them then let it go by nightsweat · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Every so often reiterate the policy in writing to them and when they ignore it, they ignore it. It's their funeral.

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  25. Re:Works both ways by Xest · · Score: 2, Insightful

    It's not so much about being able to fire or quit on the spot, it's about giving both the employer and the employee time to make alternative arrangements.

    It means that the company has a month or whatever your leave period is to find a replacement so that they're not inconvenienced and hence don't have their business dealings interrupted and it's about ensuring the employee has time to find another job, so that they're not a drain on the state either because they end up claiming unemployment benefits, or because they have no money and end up resorting to crime, or simply end up losing their house and end up on the street.

    I should note that you can still just walk out of your job here tommorrow if you choose, you don't have to work your notice period, however if you do then you just wont get paid any remaining holiday leave you haven't used up and are owed for example that's all. Similarly companies can just sack you tommorrow if they want too, but they have to have justification to do it without giving you a bit of notice and hence time to find another job.

    Effectively, we have the same freedoms in terms of firing and quitting, just that we have additional safeguards to ensure it's done in a way that minimises problems for both the employee and the employer and makes the transition between employees and jobs as smooth as possible.

  26. Get creative by meniah · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Truth be told, if you're an American worker, you are expendable. You can be outsourced or replaced faster than you realize. Sure, the company might have some serious issues (of if you're a really bad IT guy, come crashing down because you took all the keys to the fortress that the company didn't even know existed). Generally, life goes on without you in that company.

    You're best bet is to understand the reasons why your policies aren't working and rewrite them to work. If you can't get them to give you their machines for backup, write scripts to back them up when connected to the network (there are solutions out there that can do this for you, too).

    If they don't want to spend the money or allow you to bog down their machines, negotiate other solutions. Sure, you're not going to get an ideal-for-you resolution. I'm not sure if you realize this, but the world doesn't revolve around IT. If something bad happens, it's never just one persons fault. Everyone is at risk. It's no different with automobiles, homes or the food supply for that matter.

    CYA is only one necessary reaction when dealing with these types of situations.

    Getting creative and working with the staff ensures you continue to have a job. It will also teach you about what types of questions your should be asking before declaring policies and that policies are really only guidelines when it comes to owners and high level managers.

    If all else fails, it's time to move on. Do so before it gets ugly so you can get some good references. Everyone dies on a burning bridge.

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  27. Re:Works both ways by The+Spoonman · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Seems reasonable to me. I can quit anytime I want; why can't they fire me anytime they want? I'm selling them my labor. They're free to buy labor from whomever they want, and I'm free to sell to whomever I want.

    On the face of it, it seems a reasonable argument and in fact IS the argument used by the 43 states that don't offer any kind of employee protection whatsoever. However, if you activate your critical thinking skills, you'll see that reciprocity (which is what you're trying to define) doesn't exist. If, for example, I decided to just not show up to work anymore my company will go on just fine without me even though I do work in a fairly critical position. It might mean other members of my team will have to work a bit harder for a few weeks to fill the void, but there will be no overwhelming financial impact to the company whatsoever.

    On the other hand, if my company decides to fire me because I wore white after Labor Day (a stupid reason, yes, but a legal one nonetheless in all but 7 states), then I am subject to severe financial disruption, not to mention the loss of medical benefits for myself and family. In all but a few states, being fired makes you ineligible for unemployment (you need to be laid off with the potential for recall to be eligible), so you're on your own regardless of there being a valid reason or not. Beyond that, whenever you interview going forward, you have to explain why you were terminated BUT you're not allowed to speak negatively of a former employer in an interview...so keep it positive! Even if you do, the myth of "they're not allowed to say anything negative about you in a reference" is a meme that should've died a long time ago. They can say whatever they want when giving a reference, legally it just has to be true. However, as you're an unemployed schlub with no income...good luck finding a lawyer who will take your case on a contingency if they lie.

    We can try and spin it any way we like, the fact is the deck is stacked 100% against you. Is it likely you'll be fired for wearing white after Labor Day? Is it likely, however, that you'll be fired for another equally stupid reason? In this economy, anything's possible.

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