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Tour de France Champion Accused of Hacking

ub3r n3u7r4l1st writes "A French judge has issued a national arrest warrant for US cyclist Floyd Landis in connection with a case of data hacking at a doping laboratory, a prosecutor's office said. French judge Thomas Cassuto is seeking to question Landis about computer hacking dating back to September 2006 at the Chatenay-Malabry lab, said Astrid Granoux, spokeswoman for Nanterre's prosecutor's office. The laboratory near Paris had uncovered abnormally elevated testosterone levels in Landis' samples collected in the run-up to his 2006 Tour de France victory, leading to the eventual loss of his medal."

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  1. Hackers on Steroids by Arancaytar · · Score: 4, Funny

    FINALLY that phrase makes some kind of sense.

    1. Re:Hackers on Steroids by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 1

      I never thought I'd live to see the day; but I think we all owe Faux News an apology.

      They warned us about "Hackers on steroids", and we laughed at them...

    2. Re:Hackers on Steroids by gandhi_2 · · Score: 1

      Hackers Suspected of Blood Doping doesn't really have the same ring to it.

    3. Re:Hackers on Steroids by RapmasterT · · Score: 1

      Hackers Suspected of Blood Doping doesn't really have the same ring to it.

      you might want to look up the term "blood doping", it doesn't mean what you think it means.

    4. Re:Hackers on Steroids by gandhi_2 · · Score: 1

      no...that's pretty much what I thought it meant. I was just saying...compared to the Fox "Hackers on Steroids" Anonymous thing... this is a little soft.

  2. What a concept! by bbbaldie · · Score: 4, Funny

    A hacker that doesn't weigh 250 lbs, doesn't live on Cheetohs, and actually exercises!

    1. Re:What a concept! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He's clearly not a real hacker.

    2. Re:What a concept! by Wiarumas · · Score: 1

      This has movie potential.

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      I will bend like a reed in the wind.
    3. Re:What a concept! by xaxa · · Score: 1

      That stereotype is overrated.

      I cycle about 15km a day (5500km a year), which is mostly to and from work, plus going to places at weekends. I weigh ~60kg, which puts me on the lower end of "healthy weight" for my height. One of my IT colleagues rows regularly, another belongs to a football team, another goes to the gym most days. Many others cycle or walk to work. There are only a couple of people I'd consider overweight.

    4. Re:What a concept! by caluml · · Score: 2, Funny

      Well, I'm a little tubby (and brown) after a month long holiday in South America, that there's one more to balance your list of thinnies out. :)

    5. Re:What a concept! by neurovish · · Score: 1

      That stereotype is overrated.

      I cycle about 15km a day (5500km a year), which is mostly to and from work, plus going to places at weekends. I weigh ~60kg, which puts me on the lower end of "healthy weight" for my height. One of my IT colleagues rows regularly, another belongs to a football team, another goes to the gym most days. Many others cycle or walk to work. There are only a couple of people I'd consider overweight.

      ...and how often do they spend a weekend rebuilding their gentoo system to find the most optimum CFLAGS setting?

    6. Re:What a concept! by tibman · · Score: 1

      oh god, talk about reasons to drink. The worst is when you check the console before bed and see it crapped out and died on the 2nd package of 400. rage!

      I'm an idiot and have been attempting to replace puppy on my tablet with Gentoo. Even with distcc (distributed compiling) it is a painfully slow process. But fun :) Xorg and hal aren't getting along and i'm still mostly experienced with xf86 style configs : /

      For the record, i'm only a neckbeard on long weekends and vacation time. 170 lbs at 70" (an imperial bastard). Former US Army CavScout and maybe rejoining again... maybe.

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    7. Re:What a concept! by ascari · · Score: 1

      Good news! The stereotype is back on track: I haven't seen a bicycle in years, drag my ass to work as late as possible, and play WoW on weekend until I pass out. My IT colleagues weigh even more than I do and take even fewer showers. All have SUVs. The only skinny guy around here is the one with the oxygen tank, but he won't last long.

      Seriously now, it takes more than a single piece of anecdotal evidence to kill a stereotype! Good thing you're an IT guy and not a statistician. ;-)

    8. Re:What a concept! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, but can they hack? See, you are probably one of those "worthless" IT employee's who is unable to actually code his way out of a paper sack. You get by with copypasta and a little logical thinking; maybe work as a bug maintainer or with the OS/Hardware side of things. The reason you find "hackers" and the elite of programmers overweight and socially inverted is because all they do is study. They don't have the extra time to ride there bike to work or going rowwing on the weekends. They'd rather be studying the latest OBSD manual and the current repository (but will never actually finish a project). These are your elites and they are more useless then you are.

    9. Re:What a concept! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The stereotype has a pretty strong basis in reality. As an anecdote, all the geeks in my office are rather unhealthy. You have the extremely skinny, the ones so engrossed in their work that they presumably don't bother eating and certainly never exercise. Then you have the morbidly obese who, of course, never exercise. Embarrassingly, I also fall squarely into one of the two camps. I think your experience is a bit unusual.

    10. Re:What a concept! by xaxa · · Score: 1

      Seriously now, it takes more than a single piece of anecdotal evidence to kill a stereotype! Good thing you're an IT guy and not a statistician. ;-)

      Time for a Slashdot poll!

    11. Re:What a concept! by The+Wooden+Badger · · Score: 1

      But he was raised Mennonite. That kind of kills it for me.

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    12. Re:What a concept! by Corbets · · Score: 1

      That stereotype is overrated.

      I cycle about 15km a day (5500km a year), which is mostly to and from work, plus going to places at weekends. I weigh ~60kg, which puts me on the lower end of "healthy weight" for my height. One of my IT colleagues rows regularly, another belongs to a football team, another goes to the gym most days. Many others cycle or walk to work. There are only a couple of people I'd consider overweight.

      I can only assume that you're American and that your relative tolerances for "overweight" are skewed as compared to the rest of the world. :)

    13. Re:What a concept! by xaxa · · Score: 1

      I can only assume that you're American and that your relative tolerances for "overweight" are skewed as compared to the rest of the world. :)

      Fortunately not ;-). I'm English, and live in London (thinnest/least-overweight part of the UK, as a result of less poverty and less car use than anywhere else).

      Possibly it's a result of the organisation I work for, which attracts people more interested in sustainability and the environment than usual, but I've still not met many fat IT people. Fat people I meet tend either to be unemployed, or have jobs as drivers (trains, buses etc), cooks, barmen and so one.

    14. Re:What a concept! by GameboyRMH · · Score: 1

      I am 6'1" and 185lbs. That puts my BMI in the "normal" range.

      - Linux user

      Although to be fair, buying Macs or Windows licenses would reduce my food and snack budget and cause me to lose weight from all the stress, plus the increased downtime would mean less time spent on computers, so I can see how a Linux user would be more likely to be a fatass.

      Now chime in, chain smoking Linux users!

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    15. Re:What a concept! by Lodragandraoidh · · Score: 1

      Scouts Out! ;)

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  3. Landis grew up a Mennonite by Ogive17 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Landis grew up a Mennonite, sometimes refered to German Baptists, often mistaken as Amish. I'm not saying it's impossible for him to have learned the skills to do something like this, but I'm sure he has almost no access to a computer while growing up and his riding training probably kept him from honing his skills online.

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    1. Re:Landis grew up a Mennonite by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I work with a Mennonite who drives a hybrid car, manages our 1500 node network, and has every latest gadget that can be purchased online. Go figure.

    2. Re:Landis grew up a Mennonite by Publikwerks · · Score: 2, Funny

      Is he also a world class cyclist?

    3. Re:Landis grew up a Mennonite by nedlohs · · Score: 4, Insightful

      The skills needed are to find someone who has the required computer skills and offer them something in exchange for doing a task.

    4. Re:Landis grew up a Mennonite by gilly_gize · · Score: 5, Informative

      As someone who grew up in Floyd Landis' hometown...German Mennonites are not really comparable to Amish when it comes to the use of computers and even some of the Amish themselves have fine computer skills (using them at the library, just not at their home). Landis' could very well have had the same level of exposure to a computer as a child as any other American his age.

    5. Re:Landis grew up a Mennonite by TheWanderingHermit · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Landis grew up with traditional Mennonites. His parents had to go to someone else's house to see his performance in the Tour de France because they don't even own a TV.

      I get your point. I went to college in Harrisonburg, VA, deep in Mennonite territory. Many stores had hitching posts for the horse and buggies Mennonites drove, but on the other hand the lead engineer at the only non-PBS station there was a friend of mine and a Mennonite and knew electronics better than I ever will, but Landis was raised in a traditional family. One problem he had when he was younger and wanted to ride was having to always wear sweat pants when training due to their issues about modesty.

    6. Re:Landis grew up a Mennonite by rve · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Come on, noone is suggesting he did it himself. According to the press, he was accused after his lawyer presented documents in his case that he did not obtain through official channels. It seems more likely to me (as a complete outsider) that they bribed someone who had access.

      The usual accusations of anti Americanism are getting very tiresome. Every year, several riders are kicked out of the race and stripped of any stage victories after failing a doping test. Landis failed a doping test. This was just the first time it happened to the #1 after the finish at the champs elysees. Noone gets to appeal this decision in court. Every rider who performs exceptionally has always been suspected or accused of doping in the media, not just Armstrong. It's just that American sports fans aren't interested in cycling, just in Lance Armstrong.

      Previous tour winners Pantani, Ulrich, Riis, Indurain etc were all accused in the media of taking dope - some of them were caught - all the way back to the days of Anquetil who sort of openly used doping before it was banned. I don't remember American 3 time tour winner Greg LeMond being accused of doping, but I'm sure he was.

      The Floyd Landis case is considered particularily insulting, because the winner failing a drug test smeared the reputation of the tour even further. He never apologised and now 2 years later he still hasn't accepted guilt and is still appealing that decision. With his 2 year ban expired, he was planning to compete in this year's race. It looks like some people in France really wish he didn't.

      Now the question whether this treatment professional cyclists get is fair is another matter. The doping tests are a huge invasion of privacy, and upon failing a test the athlete is presumed guilty and expelled immediately, facing long time bans with very little legal recourse. False positives and sabotage cannot be ruled out, and if doping cases were judged in a court of law, few athletes would be found guilty beyond reasonable doubt. It just doesn't normally get this far. After a failed dope test, they usually go 'Ok, I'm guilty. I'm so sorry, I'll never do it again, I'm totally anti-doping from now on'

    7. Re:Landis grew up a Mennonite by Ogive17 · · Score: 1

      I agree, so they either tracked down the real hacker who did this and that person confessed or they think Landis had the skills to do it.

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      "Action without philosophy is a lethal weapon; philosophy without action is worthless."
    8. Re:Landis grew up a Mennonite by kbmxpxfan · · Score: 1

      LOL! And you would say we Mennonites need the cultural education!

    9. Re:Landis grew up a Mennonite by nedlohs · · Score: 1

      Or they have enough evidence to implicate him in being involved according to whatever the French rules are and hence want to arrest him.

      I have no idea where on the scale of "I have a hunch" to "I have absolute proof" the French system draws the line for issuing arrest warrants.

    10. Re:Landis grew up a Mennonite by zx75 · · Score: 4, Informative

      Please readjust your thinking about Mennonites... you are so very wrong that you almost circle completely back again.

      I will state for a fact that I am Mennonite. I got my first computer when I was 6 (1988) and I am currently employed as a software developer.

      Although the Amish and the Old Order are Mennonites (which are among the few sects that have community restrictions on technology) the reverse is not true. It is equivalent to me saying that you are Christian, sometimes mistaken as Mormon. I'm not saying it's impossible for you to be monagamous, but I'm sure you were raised in a polygamous cult.

      I will further add to my comment in saying that I do know some Old Order and Amish people, and have had a nice long conversation with an Old Order deacon and teacher who explained that it is not technology that they shun, but anything new that may split their community. They take a very long time to evaluate new techology (usually about 300 years or so) but they do use some modern equipment. The Old Order community that I was on used modern combines (computer controlled) in order to quickly and efficiently harvest their fields.

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    11. Re:Landis grew up a Mennonite by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Amazingly, LeMond is the only Tour winner in the last 25+ years not implicated in a doping scandel. I grew up about 30miles east of where Landis did and I'm an avid cyclist. I was very upset when news of his positive test came out, even more upset in the years since due to his continued denials. Sure the lab made some procedural mistakes, but in the end, he had artificial steroids in his system. Had taken the David Millar route: Admin, Aplogize, help reform.. I'd welcome him. Had he gone the Kohl route, admit and retire, I'd have respected him.. Now I just wish he'd shut up and go away, but I hear he may sign with Rock Racing, another group of folks I wish would go away.

    12. Re:Landis grew up a Mennonite by JamesP · · Score: 1

      OTOH Mormons seem to be very tech savvy. Or at least the one I know :)

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    13. Re:Landis grew up a Mennonite by JamesP · · Score: 2, Funny

      Nothing says 'I'm on steroids' better than testicular cancer...

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    14. Re:Landis grew up a Mennonite by DarKnyht · · Score: 1

      Amish also can have special battery operated Computers that let them do excel, word, etc. They also can use battery operated signals, and normally have a generator in the barn. There is also a trend for them to have a phone installed outside the house (in inconvenient distance away) with voice mail for emergencies, and Amish communities are probably the one place in the US that phone booths still make profits.

      The issue isn't electricity, it is having the world outside their community intrude on their lives. In that regard, there are many times I agree that my family could use less outside influence in the evenings and more time as a family.

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    15. Re:Landis grew up a Mennonite by Permutation+Citizen · · Score: 1

      Really, I can't understand public can still have an interest in Tour de France with all these dope scandals.

    16. Re:Landis grew up a Mennonite by servies · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      There is a small problem with the French regarding the Tour: They're not thrustworthy in their judgement. If Floyd Landis had been named Richard Virenque the tests would probably have mysteriously disappeared. I'm not saying that he didn't cheat, but the French are very often using double standards regarding cycling...
      I guess it has something to do with Armstrong winning the tour 7 times in a row which their own heroes Anquetil and Hinault never could...

    17. Re:Landis grew up a Mennonite by rve · · Score: 1

      Really, I can't understand public can still have an interest in Tour de France with all these dope scandals.

      How can people still be interested in pop music or movies with all these drug scandals?

    18. Re:Landis grew up a Mennonite by rve · · Score: 5, Informative

      There is a small problem with the French regarding the Tour: They're not thrustworthy in their judgement. If Floyd Landis had been named Richard Virenque the tests would probably have mysteriously disappeared. I'm not saying that he didn't cheat, but the French are very often using double standards regarding cycling...
      I guess it has something to do with Armstrong winning the tour 7 times in a row which their own heroes Anquetil and Hinault never could...

      You mean like Richard Virenque who was ejected from the Tour in 1998 by French officials in the Festina scandal and who became a virtual pariah in his home country for his continued refusal to admit his guilt?

      You don't read about non-Americans being accused of doping because you don't read about cyclists who aren't Lance Armstrong. All successful professional cyclists of the last 3 or 4 decades have been accused / suspected of doping.

    19. Re:Landis grew up a Mennonite by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Let me be clear here--I live in Lancaster, PA, near where Landis grew up. I think he's guilty, but it's still up to the French to conclusively show this. They haven't.

      "Landis failed a doping test."

      Landis suppsedly failed doping tests, plural. The initial first two results of which were thrown out due to abnormalities in lab handling.

      What he was finally "convicted" of based on test results, he was never given the data of the test results to even review.

      This is a very confusing case, partly because the details aren't reported clearly, and that there has been many steps and turns in the process. But the French wanted Landis to give up, and he didn't, and they've grown tired of his defense, so they essentially had a closed court conviction, which doesn't sit well with Landis or many onlookers.

      I should also point out, what Landis was taking, while clearly a performance enhancer, was not detected in earlier tests of him during the same TDF. He started taking it DURING the TDF, in which the synthetic testosterone would have no play in his performance (testosterone is more a long term actor and a muscle builder, not short term); that's the other perplexing issue that's been raised but never explained, with most thinking it was maybe a pyschological or dare taking inducing edge, but it still makes little sense to start taking a longer term nont short term performance enhancer mid-race. In turn, some think something was spiked.

      "The usual accusations of anti Americanism are getting very tiresome."

      Why, because you believe the French are doing this fairly or because you're lazy? On ESPN, look at the commentary/conversations about this. You have French and EU fans ragging about how they gave more donations per capita to Haiti, as a measure of them being better than the US, of all things. While you may be tired about the anti-Americanism claims, it is and has been continuing to occur whether you like it or not. Bury your head in the sand if you wish, but to NOT think there is nationalistic focus and intent in this is insane.

      When you have a French newspaper, owns the TDF, pulling old B samples, and testing them, without oversight, then slamming an American winner, without review, most would call that slander. That's what they did to Armstrong. Meanwhile, Bernard Hinault literally states he isn't drinking spring water, he's still celebrated as a national hero, not a cheater. Still. He presents awards at the TDF. Still. For those that don't know, Hinault is a 5 times French TDF winner who openly stated, when asked about steroid use at the TDF, something to the effect "Well, you don't win the Tour drinking spring water." Where's the movement to strip his titles?

      "Pantani, Ulrich, Riis, Indurain"

      I know that Pantani and Ulrich were caught doping after their wins in other races, and they were not stripped of titles since it didn't occur DURING the TDF, yet they only tried that with Armstrong.

      "I don't remember American 3 time tour winner Greg LeMond being accused of doping, but I'm sure he was."

      LeMond had been currently going after Armstrong. The strongest evidence against LeMond was circumstantial and not during any of his TDF years; it was during his couple of comebacks after his hunting accident. He ripped ligaments repeatedly, and the whispers were that sort of damage was due to steroid use he was using to recover.

      "The Floyd Landis case is considered particularily insulting, because the winner failing a drug test smeared the reputation of the tour even further. He never apologised and now 2 years later he still hasn't accepted guilt and is still appealing that decision. With his 2 year ban expired, he was planning to compete in this year's race. It looks like some people in France really wish he didn't."

      "even further"--key words here--the TDF was already smeared with doping scandals, with teams and prior winners conclusively found to be doping.

      Landis wasn't. Partly because he didn't roll over. Which the French foun

    20. Re:Landis grew up a Mennonite by rve · · Score: 3, Insightful

      My point is that they've all been suspected or accused of doping, including French cyclists, not just Armstrong and Landis.

      Doping enforcement was a lot more lenient in the 70's and early 80's. Eddie Merckx was actually caught several times, for example, but it didn't hurt his career.

      Today it is unbelievably draconian. Never failing a drug test is not considered proof of innocence in the public eye. The Festina team was banned in 1998 purely based on circumstantial evidence. None of the riders tested positive, despite the irrefutable proof that they had been taking it.

      But you're right that the sort of evidence used to ban riders from cycling usually wouldn't stand up in court if it was handled by the law. Landis isn't the first who persists in not admitting guilt, if you remember Virenque...

    21. Re:Landis grew up a Mennonite by rve · · Score: 1

      I'm an avid cyclist too (though not a very good one)

      There's nothing like that feeling of going over 30 mph purely by your own power or scaling that hill 2 minutes faster than last week...

    22. Re:Landis grew up a Mennonite by stand · · Score: 1

      I also grew up in a Mennonite family and am now a software developer. My father grew up in a much more traditional Mennonite community in Saskatchewan and is very computer savvy. One of the things you have to realize is that a lot of Mennonites are farmers. Farmers are some of the biggest gadgetry geeks there are.

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    23. Re:Landis grew up a Mennonite by Permutation+Citizen · · Score: 1

      Personally, I don't really care if people take drug. It's just sad when they destroy their life doing so.

      For sports it's another issue. It's not only breaking law. It's a competition and there are rules. To dope is to cheat. There is no meaning in competition if people cheat.

    24. Re:Landis grew up a Mennonite by theIsovist · · Score: 1

      Find me a sport these days without doping/steroids scandals? Off the top of my head, I can think of major scandals involving cycling, baseball, swimming, track and field, and even horse racing.

      when we push the limits of sports the way we do, most professional athletes will do everything in their power to succeed. chances are, if they aren't taking anything illegal to the sport, they are using a substance that may very well become illegal in the future. Moral reasons aside, if a certain combination of chemicals will result in a 4% increase in speed/stamina/power, and these chemicals are not explicitly banned, why wouldn't you take them?

    25. Re:Landis grew up a Mennonite by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      the David Millar route: Admin, Aplogize, help reform

      David Millar went into IT? The poor bastard.

    26. Re:Landis grew up a Mennonite by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He grew up not too far from where I lived and I grew up in a Mennonite Church too. There are many different groups/types of Mennonites from the conservatives, who would most resemble the Amish to most people, and the more liberal, who you could confuse with the other people working in your office. I'm not sure where the Landis family fell in this range, but I grew up reading the DOS manual at the dinner table while I was eating with family, and was the the one to crack open the case of our IBM PS2 to install the additional RAM and aftermarket hard drive my Dad had to buy for us.

    27. Re:Landis grew up a Mennonite by rve · · Score: 1

      And that doesn't speak slightly of anti-Americanism?

      Hmm, let me clarify what I mean with anti-americanism. How likely are you to get heckled in Europe for being from the US? Depending on the social circles you live/work in: anything ranging from rarely to day in, day out.

      How likely are you to get heckled in the US for being French? Also anything ranging from rarely to every day depending on your social circles, but most people will have no opinion about France whatsoever. It's pretty rare for people to have no opinion about a global superpower, that's a fact.

      Now how likely are you here in Europe to have people refuse service, close a door in your face, reject a job application, try to frame you for crimes just for being American? With my (dual American/European) family, we've never experienced anything like that. How likely are you to have to fear for your life for being American? It's unheard of. This is not east africa or the middle east.

      The idea that there is a conspiracy of bribery and falsifying lab tests in order to frame athletes just for being American just sounds like paranoia to people actually living here. And even if there was such a conspiracy, it would have to be combined with a conspiracy against Spanish, Luxemburgish, British, German, Italian and Czech cyclists to hand the victory to a French rider.

    28. Re:Landis grew up a Mennonite by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Landis failed a doping test.

      After passing a few and he even passed a few after the failed test. Bizarre

    29. Re:Landis grew up a Mennonite by bickle · · Score: 1

      He failed *A* test, and with the substance he tested positive for he should've failed *many* tests. There's just no way for the substance levels to spike that high on one day & not show up on any other days. Anyone in their right mind should see that this was an aberration in the testing procedures, and most likely erroneous.

    30. Re:Landis grew up a Mennonite by scatter_gather · · Score: 1

      Come on, noone is suggesting ... Noone gets to appeal ...

      You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

    31. Re:Landis grew up a Mennonite by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I second that. Claiming French applies double standard to cyclist in Tour de France is just preposterous. The Tour de France is an extremely popular sporting event and part of French history. and obviously want to protect it.
      As correctly noted, many french cyclist were convicted of taking doping substances. The Festina case was actually the starter in the great fall of this sport in french's mind, as it shed some light on the overwhelming use of substances in professional cyclism.
      The double standard you claim probably exist, but certainly not in the direction staff, like what happened in USA in athletics, with people who knowingly protected for such a long time athletes like Marion Jones.

    32. Re:Landis grew up a Mennonite by mmeister · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Testing was much more lax in LeMond's day, so he could very well have skated by. The fact that he's so quick to join the accusers makes me wonder about his motives. And his claims that some of his best friends told him (and only him) in private that they doped says that either his friends are stupid or maybe he's not being truthful.

      Armstrong sued the Tour for their claims and won. He's probably the most drug tested cyclist on the tour, yet all that comes out of the Tour is innuendo and whispers because there is no evidence of him doping. The officials so desperately want to implicate him but can't, so they throw out whispers instead. Of course, Armstrong is probably the best thing that ever happened to the Tour in the last 25+ years.

      I don't know whether Landis did or didn't dope. I do know the claims made (that he would massively dope on the last stage) is inconsistent with the science involved (of how steroids work) and would make Landis an absolute idiot that it leaves questions. I can say that the evidence I saw from the hearings made me question the entire testing process used. In a normal court, Landis would have been found not guilty just on the labs very questionable procedures. Of course, in the Tour "court", if you're accused of doping, you are assumed guilty and have to then prove your innocence. Even the panel's findings suggested major problems with the testing procedures, but they stayed with the guilty assumption.

      I'm waiting for the Tour to have a transparent process in place for testing so that there is no doubt by the public, but they have done absolutely nothing since then.

    33. Re:Landis grew up a Mennonite by Miseph · · Score: 3, Interesting

      But what if, and this is a long shot, he's not just full of it? Sometimes people deny guilt because they're stupid, but every now and then people do it because they're actually innocent.

      I can't help but feel like after this long, no sane person would still be proclaiming innocence if it wasn't true at all.

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    34. Re:Landis grew up a Mennonite by MrCrassic · · Score: 1

      I don't remember American 3 time tour winner Greg LeMond being accused of doping, but I'm sure he was.

      One of the central points in Armstrong's feud with LeMond is that he DID use EPO when it got hot back in the early 90's. I think he was also openly accused of being on other types of drugs in the French press, but that may have just been Armstrong.

    35. Re:Landis grew up a Mennonite by wwest4 · · Score: 1

      He didn't need any skills - everyone knows that French network stacks immediately surrender when a hacker comes knocking. Don't believe me? Switch your locale to fr_FR and reboot... your box will be p0wn3d in minutes and /etc/sysconfig/iptables will be renamed to /tmp/vichy.

    36. Re:Landis grew up a Mennonite by berashith · · Score: 1

      yes. A large reason that the French have not been able to compete from the late 90's until recently is that they actually implemented strong doping controls on their own team members. This doesnt mean that some other riders didnt have greater skill, but it does give reason beyond French jealousy for their attacks on riders from other countries. Now that almost all riders are getting clean or getting caught, we have seen French riders give exciting days and even GC performances for the past few years... most likely at a statistical equivalent of riders from other countries

      That said, I still believe Landis as innocent. The removal of the steroids from his system down to normal the next day is too much for me to swallow. The lab has to be impervious to error, or all tests are thrown out. The lab seems to be as accurate as the police who investigated OJ Simpson.

    37. Re:Landis grew up a Mennonite by OhHellWithIt · · Score: 1

      Landis grew up a Mennonite, sometimes refered to German Baptists, often mistaken as Amish.

      The Amish and the Mennonites are closely linked and both groups are descended from German Baptists. The practices of the Amish are distributed over a significant range; there are even some who will use a stationary gasoline or diesel engine to power equipment in the barn. They carefully consider the costs and benefits of innovation and how it would affect their way of life.

      Also, the young people can be rebellious just like young people in the population at large. The rebellion might take the form of a battery-powered radio, or a car. The community tolerates this to a point. Eventually, the young person has to decide whether to commit to the Amish way or not, and the real trouble only comes if he apostasizes (i.e., says he will follow the Amish way and changes his mind).

      I learned this from a book by a college professor who was raised in the Amish faith and chose to become a Mennonite when he came of age.

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    38. Re:Landis grew up a Mennonite by Altima(BoB) · · Score: 1

      His parents had to go to someone else's house to see his performance in the Tour de France because they don't even own a TV.

      Wow, so devoted to their lifestyle that they have to go all the way to their neighbor's house to breach it! I may get modded flamebait for this, but seriously, what does their objection to that technology even mean if it can be so easily disregarded. Oh, God doesn't mind or isn't looking if it's for a special occasion? How do they know? And if so, then why can't they just own a TV and call every day a special occasion?

      I'd have more respect for them if they simply didn't own a television by choice and watched it at their neighbor's place, rather than out of some showy religious gesture.

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    39. Re:Landis grew up a Mennonite by twitchingbug · · Score: 1

      About the synthetic testosterone - two points.

      1) There were rumors that you could use a testosterone patch to speed healing/recovery and the dosage amounts would be so minimal as to not be detected.

      2) if my first point is true, then simply because it's "known" to only be a long term actor, if it was detected, this could be used as a defense.

    40. Re:Landis grew up a Mennonite by rve · · Score: 1

      The removal of the steroids from his system down to normal the next day is too much for me to swallow. The lab has to be impervious to error, or all tests are thrown out.

      He might be, in the case of a failed doping test, the athlete is pretty much presumed guilty, while mistakes can be made.

      Passing a drug test is not evidence that someone didn't use doping though. There are numerous ways in which athletes have cheated on tests. Taking masking substances for example, or even going as far as having their bladder filled with someone else's pee.

      It's pretty much clear that his urine sample contained synthetic testosterone, it was tested in different labs, including an American one. I think (not sure) Landis' lawyer is arguing that it wasn't his urine.

    41. Re:Landis grew up a Mennonite by l0ungeb0y · · Score: 1

      "The usual accusations of anti Americanism are getting very tiresome ... With his 2 year ban expired, he was planning to compete in this year's race. It looks like some people in France really wish he didn't."

      Great way to make a point.

      First you say everyone howling about the French being sour grape swilling soilsports is tiresome then turn around and state how these actions indicate the French don't want Landis competing. Which is tantamount to saying that the entire ordeal of the repeated Armstrong/Landis doping allegations, is indeed nothing more than underhanded trickery if not outright fraud by french nationalists.

      Good job numbnut.

    42. Re:Landis grew up a Mennonite by berashith · · Score: 1

      From the obviously imperfect information that I have read, we have ...
      day 1 ) not doping
      day 2 ) doping!
      day 3 ) not doping

      Now, from what I have read, the levels do not auto-correct this quickly. Having an American lab find traces of something in the day 2 test is not a shock... the easy conclusion is tampering or mis-handling. If no other labs can show a human scale decline in the markers being observed (days 3,4,5) then there is an issue that should call question into the process that destroys a persons career.

    43. Re:Landis grew up a Mennonite by GSloop · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I thought I'd reply to this...

      I'm not sure I'd agree with the "guilt" portion.

      In short, the lab totally screwed up a (comparatively) very simple test that "showed" guilt.

      In the course of the case, it was clear they had totally botched that simple test.

      A much more technically difficult test using mass spectroscopy was a follow-up to the original test. The software on the MS machine was out of date and not certified for use in that configuration etc.

      The prosecution wants us to believe that even though the lab couldn't get a simple test right, the exceedingly more complex task was, and that we should rely on that test to hold Landis guilty.

      There are numerous other technical/procedural issues raised that also cause me great pause. [For example, a minor screw-up - taking a vitamin supplement that is tainted [but taken without malice] is enough to get you banned without recourse. However, if the lab screws up procedures and labeling and there is no penalty.]

      So, while he did "fail a doping test" - I'm not sure I think the test was valid.

    44. Re:Landis grew up a Mennonite by curunir · · Score: 2, Interesting

      For what it's worth, Landis' failed doping test is, at least a little, controversial. The lab that analyzed it was the same one that dug up a B sample of Lance Armstrong that was over a decade old and claimed it tested positive. The ensuing investigation concluded that the lab's practices were woefully inadequate and recommended that they not be used again.

      That they were used to test A samples from such a high-profile event is disgraceful. That they test the B samples as well when the A samples are positive is borderline criminal. Given the prevalence of doping in the sport, labs results are assumed by everyone to be correct, even when there are good reasons to question them. Because of that, the tour and other sports-testing programs owe it to the athletes to get the science part right. They need to hold labs to account and, when labs are found to have been sloppy, discontinue using those labs. And they need to send the A and B samples to different labs so that they can be tested independently. And they need to ensure that the results are not made public until both A and B samples have tested positive.

      I'm not naive enough to think that Landis didn't do it. Just based on that performance at the time, I thought there was something fishy going on since he basically collapsed the day before and less than 24 hours later he was beating everyone by 15 minutes. But I have zero confidence in the labs results and even less confidence in this hacking charge. The fact that this lab is still used is indicative of an agenda on the part of the event to target certain riders. Both parties have an incentive to lie and are almost completely untrustworthy.

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    45. Re:Landis grew up a Mennonite by ktappe · · Score: 1

      I should also point out, what Landis was taking, while clearly a performance enhancer, was not detected in earlier tests of him during the same TDF. He started taking it DURING the TDF, in which the synthetic testosterone would have no play in his performance (testosterone is more a long term actor and a muscle builder, not short term); that's the other perplexing issue that's been raised but never explained, with most thinking it was maybe a pyschological or dare taking inducing edge, but it still makes little sense to start taking a longer term nont short term performance enhancer mid-race. In turn, some think something was spiked.

      It's even weirder: If my memory serves, he tested positive for the synthetic testosterone on days 4, 7, and 11. He was tested every single day of the TDF and only on those three days of the 24 was he positive. That's scientifically impossible for testosterone; it cannot be cleared from the body overnight. And that makes the test results smell to high heaven, yet the French anti-doping authority made no effort whatsoever to even address this very important issue let alone investigate. That is why, to this day, I believe Landis when he denies the charges.

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    46. Re:Landis grew up a Mennonite by imgumbydamnit · · Score: 1

      No flame. Just a sad shake of the head for your sneering attitude. Read up on Mennonites (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mennonite). They are not the Amish, and most of their sects don't prohibit modern conveniences such as TVs. Blame the parent posts for leaving you with that impression if you must, but ultimately the responsibility was yours.

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    47. Re:Landis grew up a Mennonite by blind+monkey+3 · · Score: 1

      There are numerous ways in which athletes have cheated on tests. Taking masking substances for example, or even going as far as having their bladder filled with someone else's pee.

      .....Landis' lawyer is arguing that it wasn't his urine.


      Were there any mysterious deaths at the time where the body had a bicycle inserted up it's bum?

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    48. Re:Landis grew up a Mennonite by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      All successful professional cyclists of the last 3 or 4 decades have been accused / suspected of doping.

      Andy Hampsten?

      I could make a longer list, but I'd be listing mountain bikers because I'm more familiar with them. Let's presume you meant just roadies. Hampsten has never to my knowledge been accused or suspected, and I can't find anything with a quick google. He was also multilingual, polite, and modest, which may have had something to do with it.

      To be sure, Hampsten has since stated that doping was ruining the sport in the 90s, and in particular I remember him saying in the 80s that he wished the French would get more serious about cracking down -- not just brushing off complaints by "foreigners" who they saw as guests in /their/ sport. But nobody ever accused Andy. He rode eight Tours. His Giro win is still one of the most magnificent in the sport.

      If you're going to reach "3 or 4 decades" then definitely, no, not all. Yes, many, and yes many more should have been accused and tested more carefully and earlier, but your statement as-is is just wrong, and highly misleading for the non-riding majority of slashdot. So please be a little more careful while shooting down posts like the parent. (Which I otherwise agree with; do carry on.)

    49. Re:Landis grew up a Mennonite by Aneurysm · · Score: 1

      I can't help but feel like after this long, no sane person would still be proclaiming innocence if it wasn't true at all.

      Of course if you think that only people who have protested this long were innocent then surely it makes sense for a guilty person to keep denying until the ends of the earth. In the end it's hard to tell using this sort of metric if someone is guilty or not. Sometimes liars will deny it until they're blue in the face, and sometimes innocent people will give up early when they feel there is no chance of people believing them.

    50. Re:Landis grew up a Mennonite by linest · · Score: 1

      I don't remember American 3 time tour winner Greg LeMond being accused of doping, but I'm sure he was.'

      1989, Giro D'Italia. Lemond was riding poorly until he received injections for a previously undiagnosed iron deficiency. His riding improved tremendously and he won the final time trial. He went on to win his second TdF 2 months later. Many people found the "iron deficiency" unlikely and suspect that there was more in the syringe that iron. Perhaps coincidentally, this was shortly after EPO became available. I'm not saying Lemond did or did not dope, but the accusations persist to this day.

    51. Re:Landis grew up a Mennonite by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Unless he was able to substitute his sample on the other days but didn't manage it on the days he was caught. Maybe he got sloppy because he figured he could use the defense you just offered.

    52. Re:Landis grew up a Mennonite by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Most French==coward trolls are boringly repetitive, but you at least showed enough originality to make me snort.

    53. Re:Landis grew up a Mennonite by asv108 · · Score: 1

      The test that Landis "failed" was suspect at best, and administered by a lab that has been proven to be run in incompetent manner.

    54. Re:Landis grew up a Mennonite by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The Festina team didn't test positive because they were on EPO, for which there weren't any tests at the time.

    55. Re:Landis grew up a Mennonite by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They take a very long time to evaluate new techology (usually about 300 years or so)

      So they'll be able to play Duke Nukem Forever as soon as it's released!

    56. Re:Landis grew up a Mennonite by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      First of all, as another poster says, Mennonites aren't Amish. Secondly, Amish don't consider tv, cars, electricity, etc. to be sinful in and of themselves. They got rid of those things on basically pragmatic grounds (the gadgets were getting in the way of how they wanted their communities to operate). Most Amish villages have at least a few homes with telephones for emergencies and suchlike. The phone is usually installed outside the house, both to make it accessible to anyone who might need it, and to make it less convenient for the residents inside the house to yak on it unnecessarily. They do use electricity for some situations (bulk refrigeration of milk at dairy farms) but they have to generate the electricity themselves (diesel generators) rather than hooking up to power lines.

      Wikipedia's "Ordnung" article explains all this.

    57. Re:Landis grew up a Mennonite by nahdude812 · · Score: 1

      30 seconds of research would tell you that Mennonites have no particular aversion to technology. They aren't the Amish. If you want to be a mennonite technophile, nobody would look at you cross-wise.

      Traditional mennonites avoid technology because they value hard work and duty, and prefer not to introduce non-essential distractions into their lives. There's nothing "showy" about it at all. If asked, they'll tell you why they don't have technology, but if not asked, they probably won't unless it was relevant to the conversation (eg, "Did you see Lost?" "No, sorry, I don't have a TV."). They would neither make a point to tell you this, nor make a point to avoid talking about it. It just is.

      So it's not some violation of their religious principles for them to go watch their son's race on a neighbor's TV - this neither distracts them from their duties, nor violates any principles. In fact, it lines up quite perfectly with their choice of lifestyle - when something is important, they can call in a favor and get the value of the technology, but when it's not important, it's probably better they didn't clutter up their lives with it.

      "I'd have more respect for them if they simply didn't own a television by choice and watched it at their neighbor's place..." that's exactly what it is not this: "rather than out of some showy religious gesture."

    58. Re:Landis grew up a Mennonite by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Its funny how similar 'evidence' of American Joe-public's spewing irrational hate and FUD about everyone that's not American (and a few that are :s) and a number of cases where foreigners have been targeted with much harsher methods than domestics could be considered proof of an anti-foreigner (anti-muslim, anti-arab, anti-[specific_asian/middle-eastern_country], anti-Scotland even!) mentality in the States - yet, as I've heard on this site many time, you too are 'tired of such suggestions'.

      In other words - get the fuck over yourselves. Have a look at their other options - admit that they can't conclusively prove it, cause they don't have him shooting up on video and face hundreds of other cyclists taking whatever they want and then appealing till their blue in the face and playing their race/nationality cards - it would mean the end of the tour and would be incredibly damaging to the sport in general. They have to take a no-nonsense approach, and they accommodate for the problems this causes by not tarring him forever (not banning him from the tour because of the results of one race etc.).

      There's so many places that this testing could be questioned there's no way they could make this sorta stuff stand up in court - hell the only way these test stand up in criminal court at all is the level of trust and implicit authority we put in Police and their partners in the Scientific realm. It takes a mountain of evidence before the word of a Copper is even questioned - it takes much less than a popular celebs opinion for the word of a white-coated official to be questioned, especially if he's 'not from around here'.

      If you're still really torn up about this anti-America vibe you feel then do what your lot usually does - take the ball (or club/racket etc. bike in this case), go home, bend the damn thing out of shape until no fuck recongises it, swap the rules out with another game you don't really like yet keep the same name and officially declare the new sport the best thing since baseball :) (That might come across as anti-American, but really I'm just relying on your famous ability to laugh at yourselves :P).

    59. Re:Landis grew up a Mennonite by TheWanderingHermit · · Score: 1

      Why not take time to study and understand religion before replying again and just denigrating it in a way that show your ignorance of understanding various belief systems?

    60. Re:Landis grew up a Mennonite by Altima(BoB) · · Score: 1

      Replying here in lieu of being able to reply all 4 replies,

      Well, looks like I made a very stupid post without actually investigating what I was talking about. I was wrong. I apologize.

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    61. Re:Landis grew up a Mennonite by imgumbydamnit · · Score: 1

      You are a true gentleman (or gentlewoman; just playing the odds, considering that this is Slashdot).

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  4. Warrant only applies to France by characterZer0 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    The warrant only applies to France. They are not seeking extradition. I do not know if Landis was actually guilty or not, but given the suspicious behavior of the lab and the French authorities during the initial doping case, it sounds to me like they simply want to prevent him from cycling in France ever again.

    If the way he was riding last year in any indication, he would not be a contender for even a stage win in the TdF, but there is concern that he could take 20th overall, knocking the highest placing Frenchman to 21st.

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    1. Re:Warrant only applies to France by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

      The warrant only applies to France. They are not seeking extradition.

      He's a professional bicyclist. Not being able to go to France is basically ruining his career.

      It's like saying you can keep your car but no gas.

      It's like saying you can have your pizza but no crust.

    2. Re:Warrant only applies to France by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      I usually leave the crust when I eat my pizza, you insensitive clod!

    3. Re:Warrant only applies to France by guruevi · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Ah, the French. They are always very 'proud' of their cyclists. So prideful that they actually will destroy somebody's career in order to have a 'frenchman' win or at the top.

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    4. Re:Warrant only applies to France by hedwards · · Score: 0, Troll

      Which is the point, the French have been using lab tests to cheat at the Tour for quite a while. Ever notice how mysteriously one of the samples for Lance Armstrong went "missing" after the other was tested positive? The French just can't stand the idea that they were beaten fair and square by Americans so they trump up charges and try and get the results tossed out.

    5. Re:Warrant only applies to France by TheWanderingHermit · · Score: 1, Informative

      Anyone who watched Landis win the TdF and has followed the issue can find much more wrong with the tests than valid with them. He's been using a meter on his bike to measure his power output longer than other riders and he actually used less power in the day of that amazing catch-up ride than he did on many other days. Also, the drug he's accused of using is a blood level drug, one that provides most of the benefit over time and it builds up in the body, yet in the tests two and three days later there is no trace of it in his body at all. Also, only a few of the possible markers were there, most were not. And there's more.

    6. Re:Warrant only applies to France by godrik · · Score: 0, Troll

      Ah, the French. They are always very 'proud' of their cyclists. So prideful that they actually will destroy somebody's career in order to have a 'frenchman' win or at the top.

      For the record. I'm french and I don't care about cyclists which I think is the most stupid professional sport ever, save curling.

    7. Re:Warrant only applies to France by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Ah, the French. They are always very 'proud' of their cyclists. So prideful that they actually will destroy somebody's career in order to have a 'frenchman' win or at the top.

      You xenophobic idiot. Last time a frenchman won the tour de France was in 1985 - that's 25 years ago.

    8. Re:Warrant only applies to France by Rogerborg · · Score: 5, Interesting

      I know, it's totally bogus how those underhand Frenchies must have infiltrated the United States Anti-Doping Agency which found synthetic testosterone in 4 out of 7 of Landis' B samples. Will they stop at nothing to sully the names of honourable American athletes?

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    9. Re:Warrant only applies to France by bahbar · · Score: 1, Insightful

      I'm French, and I'm baffled. How can this kind of comment make it to Insightful ? In case you're not aware, the French have no cyclists to be proud of. None. Why we would kill an American's career to facilitate the win of a Spanish, Netherlander, another American, a British, another Netherlander, a German, an Italian... shall I go on ? Oh... right, because we're proud.

    10. Re:Warrant only applies to France by Rogerborg · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I've been using a Cognitive Dissonance Meter for longer that most people, and it's just gone off the scale. No, you can't see it. It's myCognitive Dissonance Meter. You'll just have to trust me.

      And there's more.

      Sure there is. There's the USADA finding synthetic testosterone in 4 out of 7 'B' samples, while Landis' coterie of lawyers wailed how unfair it was to run the synthetic tests on his B samples when his other A samples had shown clean. That's like complaining that the cops found weed in your glove compartment when you hadn't left any lying out on the dash.

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    11. Re:Warrant only applies to France by CodeArtisan · · Score: 0, Troll

      For the record. I'm french and I don't care about cyclists which I think is the most stupid professional sport ever, save curling.

      Curling isn't a professional sport.

    12. Re:Warrant only applies to France by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      +1 for humor

    13. Re:Warrant only applies to France by teslar · · Score: 1

      Hasn't it been like 25 years since the last Frenchman (Hinault) won the Tour De France?

    14. Re:Warrant only applies to France by Hurricane78 · · Score: 4, Interesting

      A ex-coworker of mine was in the second french cycling league.
      He was very close to getting into the first league. So he informed himself. And the rules are:
      1. Learn how to touch the wheel of the one in front of you in a way that makes him fall down, or at least slower.
      2. Use doping. Period. Or else you won’t get in the first league.

      There is a system against doping. This is how it is supposed to work:
      Doctors from the competing teams do the doping tests on you. Because they have the greatest interest in fucking up your team.

      This is how it actually works:
      The doctors are the one administering the doping. And everyone does it. So if anyone would tell the truth, his own team would be dead in the blink of an eye. Which means nobody really tests anything. It’s the concept of mutually assured destruction.

      Now you may realize, that every “doping scandal” only was someone falling from grace. (Which can end in a large flame-war, like when pretty much every team suddenly gets “caught”.)

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    15. Re:Warrant only applies to France by jason.sweet · · Score: 3, Funny

      You xenophobic idiot. Last time a frenchman won the tour de France was in 1985 - that's 25 years ago.

      Wow. Not only do they suck at cycling, they also suck at cheating!

    16. Re:Warrant only applies to France by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      If a scientific test is to have any meaning, it must be consistent and repeatable. If it tests positive on one sample and negative on the second, then either one of the samples has been altered, or that test was incorrectly done, or the test is unreliable because its results are not consistent and repeatable. You can't just ignore a negative result because you also have a positive one.

    17. Re:Warrant only applies to France by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nope, it's something women do to their hair...

    18. Re:Warrant only applies to France by hesaigo999ca · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      This is why everybody hates the french, they are very arrogant.

    19. Re:Warrant only applies to France by hesaigo999ca · · Score: 2, Funny

      -ps, I am part french, and I really hate that part

    20. Re:Warrant only applies to France by characterZer0 · · Score: 1

      No, riding slowly is ruining his career.

      If he wins a stage or finishes top 10 in the GC at the Giro, then maybe the ban from France will be hurting his career.

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    21. Re:Warrant only applies to France by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Last time a frenchman won the tour de France was in 1985 - that's 25 years ago.

      And, in 1986, Tour de France operations were taken over by the French Ministry of Defense.

    22. Re:Warrant only applies to France by ls671 · · Score: 1

      I could believe it is true that they suck at cheating.

      They also have the reputation to suck at under-cover operations where their intelligence services get caught or screw-up doing even the simplest things ;-))

      Here is one of their most known case:

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sinking_of_the_Rainbow_Warrior

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    23. Re:Warrant only applies to France by clickety6 · · Score: 1

      I'm French, and I'm baffled. How can this kind of comment make it to Insightful ?

      Slashdot has a tradition of Americans on the site bashing the French about their capitulation during WWII (which is easier than owning up to the fat that their country didn't even want to get involved) or the fact they didn't support them during the war on Iraq (made worse by the revelations that the French were right).

      They appear to forget that if it were not for the French aid during their War of Independence that there wouldn't even be a USA.

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    24. Re:Warrant only applies to France by Asic+Eng · · Score: 1
      The test just needs to be repeatable on one of the samples. If you do the test several times on one sample and you always get the same result - then that's consistent with a reliable test method.

      If your test methods are fine and you get a different result on another sample - well then it's probably because the samples are different for some reason.

    25. Re:Warrant only applies to France by Asic+Eng · · Score: 1
      Yeah in 1985: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Tour_de_France_winners

      So the charge is beyond silly. The French don't have a chance to win the tournament, no matter whether they exclude this guy or not.

    26. Re:Warrant only applies to France by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Informative

      If you read the link, the USADA determined nothing. It was the same French lab that is the center of the controversy that tested the B samples.

    27. Re:Warrant only applies to France by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No wonder noone likes yanks.

      Who the Hell is this "noone" guy that you keep talking about in your posts?

      BTW, I think you're an idiot, too, and a brief jaunt through your posting history bears that out quite well.

    28. Re:Warrant only applies to France by himself · · Score: 4, Funny

      >
      >He's a professional bicyclist. Not being able to go to France is basically ruining his career.
      > It's like saying you can keep your car but no gas.
      > It's like saying you can have your pizza but no crust.
      >

            It's like raaaaaaiiiiiiiiiin on your wedding day....

    29. Re:Warrant only applies to France by A+nonymous+Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Sure there is. There's the USADA finding synthetic testosterone in 4 out of 7 'B' samples, while Landis' coterie of lawyers wailed how unfair it was to run the synthetic tests on his B samples when his other A samples had shown clean. That's like complaining that the cops found weed in your glove compartment when you hadn't left any lying out on the dash.

      No, it's complaining that if the tests are so shoddy and/or temperamental that they only find something in half of one sample, and none in the other, ie 3/4 of the samples show nothing, you must believe the 1/4 which show something.

      If a jury votes 9-3 for acquittal, you must believe the 3 for guilty.

    30. Re:Warrant only applies to France by A+nonymous+Coward · · Score: 1

      Yes, 3/4 of the samples showed nothing, 1/4 showed something. Sounds to me like a really crappy test to be that inconsistent. 75% of your evidence says innocent, so you take the 25% which says guilty. Makes all the sense in the world to people with a grudge who want evidence to match their preconceived notions of who to blame. With others who want to use evidence to find the guilty, not so much.

    31. Re:Warrant only applies to France by jahudabudy · · Score: 1

      As an American that is aware that French military history is pretty fucking impressive (as well as their role in our Revolutionary War), I have to say I still find it hilarious to refer to them as "cheese eating surrender monkeys". I think it's the accent. And mimes, I blame them for mimes.

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    32. Re:Warrant only applies to France by Buelldozer · · Score: 2, Interesting

      So they found something in 4 of 7 B samples. They found NOTHING in 7 of 7 A samples.

      Sounds like the test is bullshit. Results appear non-repeatable with identical samples.

      That's not Science, it's a witch hunt.

    33. Re:Warrant only applies to France by smellsofbikes · · Score: 1

      A ex-coworker of mine was in the second french cycling league. He was very close to getting into the first league. So he informed himself. And the rules are: 1. Learn how to touch the wheel of the one in front of you in a way that makes him fall down, or at least slower.

      In all the racing/training I've done, if you touch the wheel of the guy in front of you, *you* are the one who is likely to hit the ground. (I'm currently recovering from a separated shoulder from exactly this, actually.) Since there's lots of weight on the rear wheel, and since contact on the front wheel makes it turn, which throws off your center of mass and exacerbates the turn, leading to a positive feedback cycle, it's a really bad idea to touch someone else's wheel. While you can do it if the person is riding dead straight, it's clearly noticeable when someone touches your rear wheel, and if you want to screw someone who is consistently touching your wheel you do a quick sideways turn when they're in contact, and they'll be on the ground immediately, probably with a broken collarbone.

      Besides, it slows you down as much as the person ahead of you, so it only helps if you're a domestique trying to help your team leader. People in that position tend to have nasty accidents if they misbehave in the peloton.

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    34. Re:Warrant only applies to France by CodeArtisan · · Score: 1

      Seriously. Mod me as troll if you like, but as a Scotsman born and bred (home of many world and olympic champion curlers), I know for a fact that it is one of the few sports still played at an amateur-only level.

    35. Re:Warrant only applies to France by ub3r+n3u7r4l1st · · Score: 1

      Using your feet instead of your hand will keep your steering straight, while giving the other guy a really hard time. This is especially true if you "kick" their wheel instead of just touching it.

    36. Re:Warrant only applies to France by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I note that while you point out that this was the USada the tests were done by the same FRENCH lab that did all of the other controversial tests. The fact that it was apparently done at the request of the US body means nothing with regards to the actual results IMO. How is it that two samples taken don't show the same results? If one of his issues is their paper trail and handling of evidence I'd say this speaks volumes in his defense...

    37. Re:Warrant only applies to France by Hurricane78 · · Score: 1

      Exactly. That was what my ex-coworker described. You give it a sideways scratch or something like that.

      But of course, everything I say is only as reliable as my information source. I trusted him. Depends on if you trust *random dude on the Internet*-me. :)

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    38. Re:Warrant only applies to France by smellsofbikes · · Score: 1

      Wow, that's terrifying. Y'all play harder than I'm used to: the only time I've seen people doing stuff like that was in mountain bike races and they're all completely insane. But I'm glad to know about it.

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    39. Re:Warrant only applies to France by Ciaran+Power · · Score: 1

      Regardless of how much power he put out on average on that stage (the day he undid the damage of his [lack of] performance the day before and won The Tour) anyone with two eyes and a passing interest in the sport could see that something was off. He rode away from the main group after what? 30km? Or less? Caught the break, rode with them for a bit, dropped them, buried himself on a long flat road to the base of the last climb, not losing any time to, IIRC, Gonchar and Mazzolini (who would have had a relatively easy day to that point) chasing and then, AND THEN, AFTER ALL THAT, CLIMBING THE LAST CLIMB FASTER THAN ALL THE OTHER FAVORITES WHO HAD SAT IN THE WHOLE DAY AND WHO HAD DROPPED LANDIS THE DAY BEFORE. He then makes his descent to the finish, sprints for the line, throws his arms in the air and looks as fresh as someone who has spent the entire day sitting on his ass. Need to emphasize this - he didn't have the spent look you'd expect from a cyclist who had just emptied himself, a cyclist who just spent the whole day riding away from the top cyclists in the world. He looked like he was still bursting with energy, ready to do it all again. Added to this is his behavior during the day - he punctures on a climb, aggressively hops off the bike, shouts at the mechanic etc., hops on his new bike, flies off - climbs aren't taking anything out of him and the RIDICULOUS amount of water he threw over himself. I don't understand what the hell he was doing with the water but it's obvious that something was up. Something was fundamentally wrong with that ride. Noone could be surprised that he failed the test that evening.

    40. Re:Warrant only applies to France by Aneurysm · · Score: 1

      Where do you see drug testing is carried out by rival teams? During the off-season teams test their own cyclists and will somtimes dismiss cyclists based on this. Tom Boonen was caught by testing within his team. Tour De France testing is centrally regulated, so if you hit the cycling big time then you need to hide it from doctors associated with no teams.

    41. Re:Warrant only applies to France by ppanon · · Score: 1

      Considering the tasteless plastic that is called American cheese, it's
      a) no wonder that USA citizens aren't impressed with cheese consumption
      b) no wonder that the French find that accusation ridiculous.

      When it comes to being called monkeys, the Americans that have the habit of applying that particular label have a tendency to be bigoted twerps who can themselves be justly derided (macaca!).

      When it comes to surrendering, well, you got me there. The French aren't keen on uselessly dying to the last man like at the Alamo and prefer to live on to fight another day.

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    42. Re:Warrant only applies to France by MojoStan · · Score: 1

      So they found something in 4 of 7 B samples. They found NOTHING in 7 of 7 A samples.

      Sounds like the test is bullshit. Results appear non-repeatable with identical samples.

      Actually, the poorly-written ESPN article says 1 of 7 "A" samples tested positive using a different testing method from the "B" samples:

      • July 20: Stage 17, a mountain stage finishing in Morzine: This was Landis' comeback stage in which he left the peloton behind with a solo breakaway. He made up 8 minutes and scrambled back into second place overall, 30 seconds behind Pereiro.
        USADA: Landis' "A" and "B" samples exceeded the allowable 4-to-1 testosterone-to-epitestosterone ratio and showed the presence of synthetic testosterone.

      Also, as this article explains, different tests are used for the "A" and "B" samples. The "A" tests are just a "rough" test that measures the ratio of testosterone to epitestosterone (T/E ratio) to see if it's abnormal enough to trigger the more stringent "B" test (which actually measures for synthetic testosterone). A "normal" T/E ratio is 1-to-1, but anything below 4-to-1 is declared "negative," so a steroid user can pass the "A" test as long as they don't overdo it.

      During the initial Tour de France testing, only 1 "B" sample was tested at all because only 1 "A" sample tested positive (triggering the "B" test). All of the "B" samples were tested later because the USADA requested it for the trial.

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    43. Re:Warrant only applies to France by Rogerborg · · Score: 1

      Oh, facts? You can use them to prove anything that's even remotely true.

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    44. Re:Warrant only applies to France by jahudabudy · · Score: 1

      "Cheese eating surrender monkeys" is a quote from The Simpsons' character Groundskeeper Willie, who is Scottish. I have my doubts that The Simpsons accurately portray Scotsmen in Willie's character, but the quote is still pretty funny. If it makes you feel better, I also enjoy jokes that poke fun of Americans, US Southerners (I are one) and dead babies (I'm not one). I'm equal opportunity.

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    45. Re:Warrant only applies to France by TheWanderingHermit · · Score: 1

      Do you have anything more objective than a subjective, "He looked fresh?"

      Also remember, while he's not the only one like this, his background is mountain biking. He was on his own turf, so to speak.

      As to the water, if you kept up and listened to what was going on, one of the biggest issues when he bonked was water. Nobody was able to get water to him when he needed it. Have you ever ridden hard and tried to keep going well after your water ran out? When you bonk due to one issue, you tend to overcompensate for it the next time out.

    46. Re:Warrant only applies to France by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      4 out of 7? About the odds for tossing a coin...

  5. Hacking cyclists? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Oh come on, a hacking cyclist? Everyone knows professional cyclists are even dumber than professional soccer players. The French just can't stand loosing from Yanks, look at all the allegations they made against Lance Armstromg.

    1. Re:Hacking cyclists? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Everyone knows professional cyclists are even dumber than professional soccer players

      Do you have statistics on that?

      Also, is hacking such a mystical activity for you that you want it to remain magically hard and uncomprehensable for yourself, that the tought of a cyclist (which you've stereotyped for yourself in some way) would rob you off all selfpriding and selfattributed intelligence if he would be able to pull something off you cannot, in your self constructed world where hackers are evil geniusses? (that reminds of those "hacking"-courses where these dull network admins are taught to nmap and with a broad smile proclaim they "wont use their hacking skills for evil" and are "now certified".)

      I work with software day to day, but I'm not a "hacker", even thoughwhen I was a teen I used to "hack" stuff if I thought the payoff was great enough. Only it wasn't "hacking" to me, but achieving a goal; like circumventing security in place to go online, ISP blockages to fileshare, get porn, cracking registrations on software or just access data that seemed interesting enough for me to try to think a way to get it. While at the same time I was searching for the "mythical hacking", and never have found it. It just pays the bills now that I was looking deep enough to try to understand systems in the process and now work in that.

      Simulary, I believe anyone thinking the payoff would be great enough (staying in running where you've trained very hard for) that's motivation right there to get online, google a bit and in the most easy case get a scriptkiddie to do it for you.

      "hacking" isn't hard if you have a goal and you attribute enough meaning to it.

      So if your "hacking cyclist" falls outof your scifi romantic lone nerd saving the world view, I'm sorry buddy. And no, I'm not a cyclist. I just don't like selfserving generalisations.

    2. Re:Hacking cyclists? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      Oh come on, a hacking cyclist? Everyone knows professional cyclists are even dumber than professional soccer players. The French just can't stand loosing from Yanks, look at all the allegations they made against Lance Armstromg.

      Oh, look, everybody, the troll is even dumber than a professional soccer player.

      What's the matter with you? Did a French soccer player knock up your mom?

    3. Re:Hacking cyclists? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, it's the other way around: nobody with any significant level of computer skill is in anywhere near the physical shape necessary to bike the Tour de France. Everyone knows computer geeks have less muscle mass and stamina than your average coma patient.

    4. Re:Hacking cyclists? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh wow, one spelling error and a typo in a language that is foreign to me. So now I am dumb. No matter that I speak five languages, now I am dumb. How many languages do you master?

    5. Re:Hacking cyclists? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He's still a dumb cyclist who can't hack shit. Tl;dr.

    6. Re:Hacking cyclists? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      master might be a stretch.....

    7. Re:Hacking cyclists? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, just knocked her down with a headbutt.

    8. Re:Hacking cyclists? by ae1294 · · Score: 1

      Everyone knows computer geeks have less muscle mass and stamina than your average coma patient.

      As a current and longtime comatose patient I can indeed attest to this...

    9. Re:Hacking cyclists? by ZeroExistenZ · · Score: 1

      As a current and longtime comatose patient I can indeed attest to this...

      How you feel about the technology of the Belgian neurologist, who brought you a means of communication while in coma?

      What word do you think about to indicate "yes"?

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    10. Re:Hacking cyclists? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Oh wow, you must be young and stuck in a bubble.

      While working in a Thomson Reuters company, your people with significant level of computer skill (writing stockmarket software) were training to finsh the Iron Man and would finish a couple of triathlons to prepare for it; lunchbreak they would one by one change and run around in their training-gear, get showered and eat at their desk while doing their work. At night, they'd load up their bikes and do the same thing, but longer and more intensely.

      And not just one, but quite a team. And why? Because after years of bashing away on a keyboard, it becomes appearant to some people that there's more and they seek a way to compensate the virtual emulated world. Some have their wives draining their energy, some nerds/geeks try to fill the void with sport and set goals for themselves to outdo themselves.

      Not necessarily to fill a void (although many of the "hardcore sporting nerds/geeks" seemed to be equal hardcore single) but also to create an attitude and physical condition to push through long nights and persist in tough projects.

      After a certain level, coding and managing gets pretty intense and involving, people who cannot keep up stop playing the game or get in a "comfortable" monkey role. It takes preserverance and stamina to keep playing the game and you can train that in sports. After a certain moment some people realize that and find joy and relaxation in being physically aware instead of constantly looking at a screen, differing in sizes working in virtual worlds and environments while you crave to feel your body sweat.

      Buff muscular nerds who write top notch software? You bet!

    11. Re:Hacking cyclists? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Exercising and staying in shape != top 10 world class cyclist. I cycle in several 100km+ races and the amount of time spent training for the race is immense. Training to compete at a higher level is easily a full time job. Training to compete as an international competitive cyclist with a realistic shot at winning the TDF requires the exclusion of all other non-essential activities for years...

    12. Re:Hacking cyclists? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      God I hate it when others are right ;)
      I overread "tour de France".

    13. Re:Hacking cyclists? by ae1294 · · Score: 1

      What word do you think about to indicate "yes"?

      Porn

    14. Re:Hacking cyclists? by smd75 · · Score: 1

      Oh come on, an american who doesnt understand the concept of something other than baseball and football?

      Dont comment, even anonymously, if you dont know shit about what youre talking about.

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    15. Re:Hacking cyclists? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Everyone knows professional cyclists are even dumber than professional soccer players."

      Citation Needed

      Seriously, how did that get modded insightful?

      I guess I'm just new around here.

      also:
      http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/46913/how_soccer_head_butting_can_lead_to.html?cat=14

      Disclaimer: I am not a fan of professional cycling.

      Cheers!

      Your friendly neighborhood AC

    16. Re:Hacking cyclists? by smd75 · · Score: 1

      Orly? What about Cyanogen? He snowboards, alot. I dont know if you've ever gone out side to try it. Its rough, and you can easily burn about 1000 calories in an hour.

      Dont push your inadequacies on to other people.

      P.S. I know lots of geeks who do triathlons

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  6. Champion? by unixcrab · · Score: 1, Informative

    Why does the heading refer to him as a champion? He is no champion. He cheated and had lost the medal.

    1. Re:Champion? by Tim+C · · Score: 2, Informative

      Why is this modded troll? Wikipedia appears to agree:

      Floyd Landis (born October 14, 1975) is an American cyclist, from Farmersville, Pennsylvania, best known for being disqualified for a doping offense after finishing first in the 2006 Tour de France.

    2. Re:Champion? by artg · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Because the behaviour of the lab and the french looked a lot more dodgy than Landis.

    3. Re:Champion? by Enderandrew · · Score: 2, Interesting

      The official decision was to strip him of his title. I just don't understand why. Perhaps someone can clarify. He had daily tests. One day he is clean. The next day he crashed, had a surge of adrenaline and made up tons of ground after the crash. His testosterone was exceptionally high the day of the crash. It was normal again the next day. No drugs were found in his system.

      So his crime was having exceptionally high testosterone for one day after a natural massive adrenaline surge.

      I admit I'm biased in not trusting Tour de France officials after they repeatedly let in tons of known cheaters who have failed all kinds of doping tests (so long as they are European) and then go on crusades to try and discredit Lance Armstrong. So when they went after Floyd Landis with what appears to be very little proof, I tend to assume this is part of their crusade.

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    4. Re:Champion? by unixcrab · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Is wikipedia also part of some conspiracy to discredit poor innocent Americans? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Floyd_Landis#Doping_case "Under UCI rules, the determination of whether or not a cyclist violated any rules must be made by the cyclist's national federation, in this case USA Cycling, which transferred the case to the United States Anti-Doping Agency (USADA)." The evidence was good enough for the USADA but it's not good enough for the experts on slashdot?

    5. Re:Champion? by Enderandrew · · Score: 1

      I didn't say he was definitely innocent. I said I admit I'm biased because of the Lance Armstrong story. However the details that I've read don't add up.

      Perhaps you can enlighten me on the details I'm apparently missing out on.

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    6. Re:Champion? by Tim+C · · Score: 1

      Nevertheless, the original post appears to me to be factually correct, unless you're disputing "he cheated" and would prefer something more like "He was accused of cheating".

    7. Re:Champion? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      just to let you know, Lance Armstrong is notoriously doped. Everybody with a bit of common sense won't dispute that.

    8. Re:Champion? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Informative

      There were several issues with the case in general:

      - There were several mistakes with tracking numbers of the so-called anonymous samples; these numbers should have all been consistent, but were not. In some cases, white-out was used to make corrections.
      - There were irregularities in test procedures, including with calibration of the device used to test the testosterone level. The technicians appeared to not be competent in the operation of the device, and interpretation of results.
      - One the original test results sheet provided to Landis and his defense team, there were actually 3 test results, and 2 of them were below the allowed threshold. Personnel from other UCI-approved labs have stated (in confidence) that those results would not have triggered a test failure in their lab. These personnel are not allowed to testify in the arbitration hearing, since they are barred from doing so by the UCI as a condition of becoming a UCI-approved lab.
      - The test was not measuring testosterone levels, which vary by person and situation, but a ratio of one kind of testosterone to another. The actual testosterone level was not high, but the amount of the 'other testosterone', whose level is the denominator, was low.
      - These were supposed to be anonymous tests, but the results were announced in haste by the UCI because the French press had gotten the results from the lab, and were about to go public with them. This should be a major strike against the lab.
      - The arbitration hearings that result in a suspension do not appear to be at all like a normal legal proceeding, and they seem to be organized to rubber stamp (my opinion, of course) the results of the test lab. Landis' team introduced facts that helped their case, but it doesn't look like the 3-judge panel was all that interested in facts. Even so, the vote against him was 2-1, so one of the judges did not believe the test results either.

      There is a good paper on the case, written by a retired criminalist (whatever that is), at this location: http://www.cacnews.org/news/4thq07.pdf

      Some are saying that Landis' performance on the stage on which he tested positive was 'super-human', but he was riding with a PowerTap (which measures power output at the rear wheel hub), and it indicated that he was riding at power levels that he had ridden at in previous races that year (and for which he did not test positive for elevated testosterone). One unusual circumstance of the performance was that he rode ahead early in the race so that he was riding alone, allowing his team car to be near him most of the way, and to keep giving him cold water bottles, around 90 in all. 80 of these he used to douse himself, allowing him to stay cool (it was in the upper 90's in temp), while those in the pack did not have that luxury.

    9. Re:Champion? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ah yes, the poor little doper should be accepted by society but an entire nation, particularly the people working for multiple labs which also include US ones, should be persecuted and vilified. That makes all the sense in the world.

    10. Re:Champion? by nicolas.kassis · · Score: 1

      Troll much? It's a highly disputed subject that will never be agree on until he actually shows without a doubt that he's a doper. Until then, even if he's not guilty, the speculators will always make up stuff. It's a no win scenario for athletes. They can be completely innocent and still be considered cheaters. And I'm not saying Lance is or is not using drugs but he's innocent until convincingly proven guilty. This has not been achieved yet considering he still rides.

    11. Re:Champion? by rve · · Score: 1

      just to let you know, Lance Armstrong is notoriously doped. Everybody with a bit of common sense won't dispute that.

      Possibly, but i hope you don't believe it was doping that made the difference between Lance Armstrong and Jan Ulrich.

      The whining about Anti Americanism is getting tiresome though. Ever since doping was first banned in the late '60's, ALL of the most exceptional cyclists have always been accused or suspected of using doping in the media, not just the American ones! Some were caught sometimes, like the great Eddie Merckx, and some, like Armstrong and Indurain have never been caught.

      Dozens of French contenders have been disqualified and banned from the Tour over the years! You just don't read about them in the American media, because hey, who gives a fuck about Virenque (who?). Cycling is not a popular spectator sport in the US, people only read about Lance Armstrong because of the guy, not because of cycling.

    12. Re:Champion? by sluke · · Score: 5, Informative

      I don't think this is entirely accurate. From what I can recall, the case against Landis was from two tests. The first showed that his T/E ratio was well outside the normal ratio for humans. Note that this is different from having elevated testosterone, in fact I believe his testosterone was actually lower than normal. It was just that his epiesterone was WAY lower than normal (these are normally about equal, his ratio was 12/1). As far as I remember this test was somewhat discredited due to shoddy procedures at the lab. The one that stuck was an isotope test which showed that the testosterone in his sample had a different isotope ratio than is found in humans. From this they concluded that it was synthetic and thus upheld the ban. I don't claim to entirely agree with all of their methods or even the results of the test, but I really don't think it's fair to say that he crashed, had a surge of adrenaline and subsequently tested positive.

    13. Re:Champion? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      why would I believe that? Both Armstrong and Ulrich are/were doped, only Armstrong didn't get caught properly, Ulrich is still banned from cycling from the german federation fyi

    14. Re:Champion? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      One unusual circumstance of the performance was that he rode ahead early in the race so that he was riding alone, allowing his team car to be near him most of the way, and to keep giving him cold water bottles, around 90 in all. 80 of these he used to douse himself, allowing him to stay cool (it was in the upper 90's in temp), while those in the pack did not have that luxury.

      He was also getting towed by the car when they where handing him those bottles.

    15. Re:Champion? by digit1001 · · Score: 1

      I think the issue was he had amounts that would be nearly humanly impossible to produce. He was ahead, but totally fell apart, "losing any chance of victory" according to the announcers, then the next day he blew everyone away by such a margin he re-gained the lead. It was awesome to watch and heartbreaking to learn it may have been tainted. The part I've never understood is why steroids? I'm a cyclist and have issues with my tailbone. I'm going this Friday to get a steroid injection between two of the bones, and was told, "there will be little effect for at least 2 days". So... if it's not an immediate benefit, why would Landis use THAT drug to cheat. I would think EPO or other performance drugs would have been a better choice. That's the argument I'm surprised no one else picked up on. I'm sure steroids would be of benefit for building muscle or recovery, but I'd think they'd have been used earlier in the race or before and would have turned up then. These were some of the last stages of the tour, after they'd ridden about 2000 miles and had maybe 3 days left to race. Doesn't seem like the optimal time to use. I'm no doctor though, so maybe I missed something in the biology/physiology involved.

    16. Re:Champion? by Enderandrew · · Score: 1

      I hadn't heard about the isotope test, but that makes more sense. Thanks.

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    17. Re:Champion? by Hijacked+Public · · Score: 1

      The testosterone levels found could not have occurred naturally. There was also evidence of exogenous testosterone.

      Flandis made all sorts of claims, most of which involve someone tampering with the samples. Maybe that happened, but he wasn't able to show that to the satisfaction of the judges, both French and American. If we expect to keep banned substances out of cycling we have to have some means of testing for them, and what we have now are best means we've devised so far. We either accept their decisions or we might as well open up the sport to whatever drugs an athlete might want to take.

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    18. Re:Champion? by Enderandrew · · Score: 1

      Armstrong is perhaps the single most tested athlete on the planet, and he has never failed a single test.

      Surely common sense would dictate that means he is guilty. Wait, how does that add up?

      Nevermind, you're an AC troll.

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    19. Re:Champion? by Enderandrew · · Score: 1

      It is a shame when people make informative posts as an AC, because many people filter ACs out.

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    20. Re:Champion? by Enderandrew · · Score: 1

      Again, I find it odd that he would have this huge imbalance for one day, but not the next day.

      I thought the effect of steroids lasted more than a single day.

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    21. Re:Champion? by rve · · Score: 1

      why would I believe that? Both Armstrong and Ulrich are/were doped, only Armstrong didn't get caught properly, Ulrich is still banned from cycling from the german federation fyi

      I'm sure he would still have been the greatest if doping had never been invented...

    22. Re:Champion? by ls671 · · Score: 1

      Nope, I think that the word "champion" was used in order to raise the chances of the submission to get published ;-)

      I submitted the same story yesterday in less flamboyant terms and it did not make it ;-))

      http://slashdot.org/submission/1173262/Cyclist-Floyd-Landis-Accused-Of-Hacking

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    23. Re:Champion? by kangsterizer · · Score: 2, Interesting

      ive listened to the french information about tihs repeatedly and it all sound like it's bogus, cheap tries to incriminate Landis.

      - they are unable to explain what has been "hacked" (its obvious that every of the guys interviewed have absolutely no idea what hacking is, let alone use a computer properly..)
      - they tell they are not at liberty to divulgate more info about it, but went to medias to pressure him
      - one dude said he has shown documents in court, that were proving the labs results were WRONG about him, but that getting those documents could be done only via hacking, so that it must be him and that is why there is a warrant for him. this dude been silenced since, because it implies they WERE ACTUALLY WRONG AND HE DID NOT CHEAT

      the most likely explanation, is that Landis got the documents from a friendly source inside the lab, did not disclose the source, and got framed into fake hacking accusations.
      I have worked with the french govt enough to know this kind of shit happens often behind the curtains. Strangely, I left France.

      So.. yes, it sounds terribly bogus to me. What a world we're living in...

    24. Re:Champion? by mpapet · · Score: 1

      One day he is clean. The next day he crashed, had a surge of adrenaline and made up tons of ground after the crash.

      Because the human body just doesn't work like this. Stage racing cyclists have bad days. But they don't follow it with **crushing** the field the next day in the middle of an extremely long stage race. If he was that good, there would have been several days of crushing the field and a season full of crushing the field. (Merckx, Antequil)

      Adrenaline doesn't last more than a minute or two. This is hours of breakout performance in a field *full* of riders at his skill level who could not simply ride away from the field in a stage with *massive* climbs. His performance was very consistent with the profile of a performance enhancing drug user. (PED's)

      If it was the case that Landis was gifted with Merckx/Antequil like engine, he would have returned to crushing fields in American races. This didn't happen. Not even close. This is strong evidence he was using PED's.

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    25. Re:Champion? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because the behaviour of the lab and the french looked a lot more dodgy than Landis.

      What specifically? The only thing that seems remotely questionable from the lab was the leak of the positive but that can't even be pinned on the lab completely, it could have been Landis himself or a number of organizations that announced the positive.

    26. Re:Champion? by Enderandrew · · Score: 1

      Again, except that his levels were only out of bounds for one single day. He decided to cheat on one day, and one day alone, in the middle of the race when he knew he was already being tested.

      And it just so happens that is the day he crashed.

      Explain to me how that makes sense.

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    27. Re:Champion? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There is a French legal case investigating that pile of syringes in his teams trash from last year's tour. Not the cycling police, not the doping police but the actual police police.

      Just tell me why that stuff was there in the first place? B-12?

    28. Re:Champion? by mpapet · · Score: 1

      He decided to cheat on one day, and one day alone, in the middle of the race when he knew he was already being tested.

      Yes. He cracked and lost the most visible symbol of cycling prowess on the planet. So, do some PED to try to get back into the yellow jersey. Absolutely logical within the context of Le Tour.

      The performance edge is minor in raw numbers like Watts. But apply that newly found performance to epic climbs and that turns into the minutes needed to regain the yellow jersey.

      What is not often discussed is how imperfect the testing actually is. It's also important to understand that testing is a generation or more behind the PED's. Therefore, it's entirely possible to dope and never get caught.

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    29. Re:Champion? by ricosalomar · · Score: 1

      Marion Jones never failed a doping test.

    30. Re:Champion? by ricosalomar · · Score: 1

      Armstrong is not ever going to be "the greatest." He may have been better than Ulrich, but he won't live long enough to touch Mercxx, not even close.

    31. Re:Champion? by Enderandrew · · Score: 1

      That means that everyone else who has ever tested clean is guilty?

      I'm sorry, but that is a massive logical fallacy.

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    32. Re:Champion? by rve · · Score: 1

      The greatest of his time I mean. Armstrong would have to win the Giro and the Vuelta as well to surpass Merckx

    33. Re:Champion? by ricosalomar · · Score: 1

      Um, no. It means that the argument that Armstrong never tested positive is inconclusive.

    34. Re:Champion? by ricosalomar · · Score: 1

      He'd have to win the Giro _five times_ and add in about 70 other races.

    35. Re:Champion? by Enderandrew · · Score: 1

      Except the OP is trying to claim that Armstrong is definitively guilty. There is no proof that he is guilty. The best argument you're making is that he isn't necessarily definitively innocent.

      That does not prove definitive guilt.

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    36. Re:Champion? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And yet the power tap onboard showed no more than average output for this rider. Can you explain that as well?

    37. Re:Champion? by ricosalomar · · Score: 1
      My reply wasn't to the OP, but to you. Have a look, it's threaded.
      You offered that he was the most tested athlete on the planet*, presumably as evidence that he is innocent.
      I pointed out that his passing of tests proves nothing, citing Jones as an example.
      Look, I simply made a statement that refutes a statement that you made. Apparently I hurt your feelings, because you reacted with a childish and sarcastic complaint.

      * This is what Armstrong has offered as his defense, as well. He offers no proof of this statement.

    38. Re:Champion? by Enderandrew · · Score: 1

      I like sarcasm. Using sarcasm does not mean someone's feelings were hurt. However, if you insist on infering something from it, know that I tend to use sarcasm more often when I'm being dismissive towards a comment I feel was stupid.

      You still have a major logical fallacy.

      Just because someone else cheated and wasn't caught doesn't suggest Armstrong is guilty.

      But since you want me to take an asinine statement seriously, let's digest it a little longer.

      Jones wasn't tested nearly as much, nor were tests as stringent or accurate as they are today. And if you believe athletes of that time, they said it was easy to evade tests because you usually knew exactly when they were going to happen.

      Armstrong is routintely surprised. And he isn't taking simple piss tests. They're taking hair.

      It is very hard to pass a hair test if you're a cheater.

      Every single clean test is further evidence of his evidence. There is a LITANY of evidence that he is clean, and no evidence that he is guilty.

      So yes, please try to argue that we shouldn't assume he is innocent.

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    39. Re:Champion? by Rakarra · · Score: 1

      If it was the case that Landis was gifted with Merckx/Antequil like engine, he would have returned to crushing fields in American races. This didn't happen. Not even close. This is strong evidence he was using PED's.

      Umm, no, it is strong speculation. It is no evidence of any kind.

  7. No offsite backup? by niftyguy · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Can't imagine how these clowns manage to function when they only keep one copy of all their results.

  8. He is accused of directing the "hacking", not by yourpusher · · Score: 4, Informative

    actually engaging in it.

  9. Landis is not the "Tour de France Champion" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    He's not a TdF champion, he's a cheat who had his medal withdrawn. The guy who finished 2nd, Oscar Pereiro, is now officially the winner.

    1. Re:Landis is not the "Tour de France Champion" by nicolas.kassis · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Yeah well considering how well Pereiro has been doing since that year, Pereiro and the rest might have been a pure joke allowing Landis to win and appear like a superman. Had Lance run that year, he might have looked like superman x10. Same for the other years until 09. The best talent is really young right now, no one is calling Schleck(s) or Wiggins dopers yet they embarrassed the previous years champions since Lance (or Landis considering he wasn't there but my bets are that he would have been no where near top 6).

    2. Re:Landis is not the "Tour de France Champion" by PeanutButterBreath · · Score: 1

      He's not a TdF champion, he's a cheat who had his medal withdrawn.

      I don't think the prize for winning the TDF is a medal.

  10. abnormally elevated by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I guess his privileges was elevated as well then.

  11. Can anyone fill the gaps in the story for me? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This particular quote got me confused, because "hacked files" can both mean "illegally changed files" or "illegally obtained files":

    "Landis used the hacked files for his defense, that's how we discovered the whole scheme," Bordry said. "He wanted to show that the lab made mistakes in the handling of the tests."

    Supposing this is true, what does that mean, exactly? That Landis adulterated results in a scheme to fake his innocence or that the flaws that he exposed were genuine mistakes but discovered by him through illegal means?

    1. Re:Can anyone fill the gaps in the story for me? by nicolas.kassis · · Score: 2, Insightful

      It means that someone, I believe the hackers have already been found, obtain these files illegally. Landis used the files to attempt to prove his innocence (nothing wrong there). The problem is, what level of involvement did he have with the hackers in the first place. They want to show that he put them up to it or financed them or something. The lab in question and the French doping agency are embarrassed and would love to get payback. I always had a feeling that they might have fudge the results to get some massive publicity and glory.

    2. Re:Can anyone fill the gaps in the story for me? by Shinobi · · Score: 1

      There's an aspect many seem to be directly working to gloss over: If he did indeed hire people to do that, there may very well have been sabotage too, such as altering of data, a trojan that alters the file when it's recalled from backup etc. If you're in so much that you can swipe the file and remove all the traces of a break-in, you can do the other stuff too. And given the amounts of money involved at the Tour level, it's definitely something that would be done if the chance of getting away with it was considered acceptable. In that regard, it's just like any other organized crime, so it's not something that can be easily dismissed.

  12. Hackers on sterioids! by martinux · · Score: 1

    Has he just uncovered himself as a member of Anonymous?

  13. Smokescreen by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    The quality of the lab's work is in question, as well as the chain of evidence and the behavior of the testing and adjudication process. This is an effort to draw the light away from the French bungling of matter. I doubt Landis himself did anything but that doesn't mean somebody didn't do something on his behalf and without his knowledge. Perhaps he did know, in which case he needs to study the Presidency of Ronald Reagan as regards "plausible deniability." President Reagan wrote the book on that.

  14. Landis made a bad decision by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Doping himself was unforgivable. Now if he had doped a young girl and then raped her, the French would be celebrating him as a hero.

    1. Re:Landis made a bad decision by ae1294 · · Score: 1

      Doping himself was unforgivable. Now if he had doped a young girl and then raped her, the French would be celebrating him as a hero.

      You know, I think AC intended this to be a troll but it's honestly kind-of true so pretty damn funny..

    2. Re:Landis made a bad decision by Rakarra · · Score: 1

      Please mod this "+1, sad but true."

  15. That is an interesting way to form by gencha · · Score: 1

    a reply.

  16. so many are missing the point here by v1 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Come on, noone is suggesting he did it himself

    And I believe the actual point Landis is making is that he felt the drug testing companies were somehow in error, somehow-or--other hacked into their network, and unearthed evidence that supports his claim.

    It's not surprising that a drug company would go on the offensive to try to cover up their mistakes. That's the entire point Landis is trying to make here. It doesn't look like he's necessarily even denying the doping charges. He's questioning the evidence gathering and handling process that led to the accusation.

    Unfortunately, breaking a different law when attempting to gather counter-evidence usually gets your counter-evidence thrown out in court. BUT, sometimes when it's a "court of the public" and a PR issue, it can prove useful. And I believe that's where he's going with this.

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    1. Re:so many are missing the point here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It seems like whenever a Frenchman doesn't win the Tour De France, it's always because the winner was "blood doping" or some other rationale.

    2. Re:so many are missing the point here by mmeister · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Given the timing of this (4 years later, a few months before the next Tour), it looks like a pre-emptive attack to discredit Landis.

      The Tour officials certainly played fast and loose with their labs and techniques, so it is hard to know who was right. In my eyes, they have little to no credibility.

      Given the enormous consequences of their charges (and the fact that you are assumed guilty and then have to try and prove innocence), I'd like to see more disclosures of the relationship between the Tour and labs they hire and a change in process to allow for review of tests. The testing process is so secretive that it begs the question of whether the French just have a chip on their shoulders because no frenchman is winning.

    3. Re:so many are missing the point here by A+nonymous+Coward · · Score: 4, Informative

      I followed it closely at the time, but have forgotten the details by now. I'm sure google would be my friend. However, Landis' main complaint was that the lab results were poorly handled, poorly tracked, and altogether lacking a real chain of ownership to show they were even his samples. Furthermore, IIRC, the surprisingly high results for that day were incompatible with samples taken before and after. The kind of doping they accused him of would have left traces in the blood for some time afterwards, long enough for later tests to have shown something, which they didn't. And the samples they used were the backup samples, because they had lost the primary samples.

      It smelled pretty bad from what I remember. It didn't mean he hadn't done it, but no court would ever have accepted their evidence, and to strip someone of a Tour de France championship because of it was pretty outrageous. IIRC he had also beaten the French favorite and the French have never taken much to foreigners who do that, especially Americans.

      OTOH, I undoubtedly have forgotten a lot of the details, and I just don't care to look them up -- I mainly remember how shoddy their case was, how much it seemed like petty officials running amuck, and especially taking revenge for their gross carelessness and incompetence being shown to the world by some uppity bicycle rider. After all, everyone knows that the true purpose of any bicycle race is the glory of the promoters, not the racers.

    4. Re:so many are missing the point here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Informative

      It is true that his defense was based upon the lab mishandling the samples, and claiming that there was no proof that the samples that tested positive were his. It is also true that tests before and after the positive test showed nothing. Nothing from before the positive is unlikely, as steroids tend to work based on continuous use, not a single use. Having nothing from samples after seems impossible. Steroids take a while to go out of the system.

      There was no French favorite. The highest finishing Frenchman was Cyril Dessel, who moved from 7th to 6th after Landis was removed from the results and was still almost 8 minutes behind of the replacement winner, Óscar Pereiro (Spain).

      Landis is no longer appealing the decision, as all of his appeals have been used up. The Court of Arbitration for Sport ruled against him. That's it. Please note that the rules there are different from the U.S. legal system. This case would have never resulted in a conviction based upon reasonable doubt. There was a lot of very reasonable doubt. I'm still not convinced that he did it.

    5. Re:so many are missing the point here by rve · · Score: 2, Informative

      IIRC he had also beaten the French favorite and the French have never taken much to foreigners who do that, especially Americans.

      In that same tour, the French favorite was also beaten by two Spaniards, a German, an Australian and a Russian, a pattern similar to that of the past 25 years or so.

      False positives, laboratory fuckups and actual cheating are all much more likely than a French conspiracy against Landis on the basis of him being an American.

    6. Re:so many are missing the point here by A+nonymous+Coward · · Score: 1

      False positives, laboratory fuckups and actual cheating are all much more likely than a French conspiracy against Landis on the basis of him being an American.

      Yes but ... a conspiracy to cover up spawned by embarrassment at having their incompetency brought to the public's attention is entirely believable, and I have no doubt that his being American was a large part of the embarrassment, in part because Americans were not that popular and in part because Americans expect more justice than was available.

  17. Asperger's Syndrome by Ziggy2k8 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Doesn't he suffer from Asperger's Syndrome? We need to keep him in the US so he doesn't harm himself if he gets extradited.

  18. Title inaccurate by brucmack · · Score: 2, Informative

    The title is inaccurate, as Landis is not a Tour de France champion. What an athlete is stripped of a title, it means you shouldn't be using that title to describe the athlete any more. Logical, no?

  19. No Tour champion involved in the article by oronet+commander · · Score: 1

    Tour champion? Last time I checked it was Oscar Pereiro who won the Tour in 2006. "Blonde mennonite rider on testosterone accused of hacking" would be truer, and more commercial.

    1. Re:No Tour champion involved in the article by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      After seeing how they handled this investigation, I would say that until a US court says otherwise, Landis won.

  20. Top Cyclists are pretty smart. by MasterOfGoingFaster · · Score: 3, Informative

    Uh.... I have two state time trial championships, and finished fourth in my class at the American Mountain Bike Championships. Top cyclists are pretty smart people, and you have to be to get your body in the kind of shape to perform at that level.

    A friend who has won over 6 state championships says the strongest guys doesn't always with, but the smartest strong guy usually does. He fits that description to a T.

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    1. Re:Top Cyclists are pretty smart. by daveime · · Score: 1

      Top cyclists are pretty smart people, and you have to be to get your body in the kind of shape to perform at that level.

      Yes, well those drug names can be very difficult to spell ...

      I'm so tired of all this "I had a bit of a cold coming on", so instead of taking a bloody Aspirin, they take some wierd "cold cure remedy" with an unpronounceable name that just happens to contains the very steriods and performance enhancers that they KNOW are banned for professional sports.

      Come on, who the hell do they think they are kidding ? Not just cyclists (which has got to be the most boring "sport" ever), but any athletic activity where they know drugs are banned but try any trick in the book to get around the restriction, then scream innocence when they get caught.

      If even ONE sample tested positive, then I don't give a crap about future negative tests ... That's like saying it's okay to drive drunk provided you test sober 24 hours later.

    2. Re:Top Cyclists are pretty smart. by Entrope · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Most of the banned cold medicines don't contain steroids or performance enhancers. When your body metabolizes them, though, the resulting chemicals are the same as the metabolites of banned substances. Or sometimes they're just chemically similar enough to trigger the same tests as the metabolites of banned substances. A lot of the banned substances are not banned because they contain performance-enhancing substances, but because banning them is believed to reduce the rate of type I and type II errors.

      Also, many of these tests do not have binary results. There's a continuum in blood concentrations for the substances being tested, and sometimes the test results are based on ratios between two chemicals. The tests are also not perfectly precise; they have measurement error. This all means that the line between positive and negative is somewhat arbitrarily drawn along a probability distribution, which is one reason they keep multiple samples.

    3. Re:Top Cyclists are pretty smart. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I hereby revoke your analogy license, sir.

    4. Re:Top Cyclists are pretty smart. by MrCrassic · · Score: 1

      Being "smart" in a race is quite different from being "smart" overall. I know for a fact that there are quite a few accomplished cyclists (domestically) who are also accomplished in their careers. (When I was racing for my school, the kid who was top of our conference was a Princeton student, raced for Time professionally and was working on marketing bamboo bikes; wonder how he's doing with that.). However, from what I've read, the history of cycling in Europe, where most of the determining races are held, is that cycling is, and has historically been, a sport for the poor. In fact, most ProTour teams are comprised of college-age folks who had to drop out of school to ride.

  21. I hate people who by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    start their comment in the subject and continue it in the body. At least have the courtesy to start the message with ellipses so you know there was something prior, and not just a poster with poor grammar.

  22. Seeking to question, so make an arrest? by Infiniti2000 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I guess I'm a little confused about the French laws and I'm hoping someone can help. They issued an arrest warrant because "Judge Thomas Cassuto ... is seeking to question Landis...." In the U.S. you don't issue an arrest warrant simply to question someone, do you? Maybe I'm just a little confused about the legal terminology, but I doubt I'm the only one. Some searches didn't really prove fruitful (they actually seem to support my view regarding the U.S.).

    So, do the French actually file charges against Landis as part of the warrant or does it simply mean they plan to detain him for questioning and then let him go?

    1. Re:Seeking to question, so make an arrest? by A+nonymous+Coward · · Score: 1

      The French legal system is Napoleonic. I'm sure wikipedia has lots to say about it, but their judges are investigators of some sort in addition to being judges.

    2. Re:Seeking to question, so make an arrest? by Zoxed · · Score: 1

      > In the U.S. you don't issue an arrest warrant simply to question someone, do you

      My first guess would be that something was lost in the translation.

      Secondly any translation is made more difficult by the French having an investigation oriented legal system and not an (Anglo-Saxon ?) adversarial system.

  23. You must be by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    new here

  24. Bull*hit by h.ross.perot · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    .. everyone knows Lance is the better HaKrz. But on a serious note; why can the cycling world and especially the French accept the fact that riders from all over the world; not just the French are top level athletes. Lance is the man; and I am afraid the French can't stand the FACT he is an exceptional athlete. Sad they have to take it out on the entire USA team. No French Fries today; thank you. I'll have Sauerkraut.

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  25. Otherwise, you will not pick up any girls by ub3r+n3u7r4l1st · · Score: 1

    This is the reason geeks drives girls out of CS.

  26. Zinedine Zidane by ub3r+n3u7r4l1st · · Score: 1

    headbutted his mom.

  27. obviously.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ..not hackers

  28. The only hack involved here... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...is a French magistrate.

    Seriously? An American ex-Mennonite biker "druggie" is supposed to have 1337 contacts who also have expert knowledge of male endocrinology, so they can craft new test results?

    Incroyable!

  29. The case for Landis by alop · · Score: 1

    As an IT professional, I have a different view on the matter.
    1) We all know that the vast majority of security incidents occur from within an organization
    2) If you're looking at data, and 1 sample is far beyond the standard deviation, you toss out that 1 data point.
    3) If you don't follow manufacturers requirements, you do not get support, and YMMV with that equipment.
    4) You use unique ID numbers to associate different data entries

    What does this have to do with Landis?
    1) The time stamps on the datafiles used in the case against him have differing creation dates and modification dates. This was after the initial red flag went off
    2) The SOP for the T/E test specified that a sample outside the standard deviation of 4 was unacceptable. Landis sample B was 14:1... Had they been following their own SOP, they would have tossed this result as erroneous
    3) The computer used to interface with the lab equipment ran OS/2, but the manufacturer of the lab equipment had only certified the machine against Windows.
    4) The samples used in the case against Landis had a different ID number than Landis.

    This whole case just illustrated the level of incompetence at the lab. To this day, I wholeheartedly believe that Floyd Landis won the 2006 TDF. Not because I'm naive, but because the case against him was so flawed. Had this been held in a US Criminal court, it would have been thrown out. But the WADA doesn't follow a typical court model, nor does the Court of Arbitration for Sport.

    In regards to the stage in question. Landis was one of the first to race with a power meter, not just in training, but in the race. He had realtime numbers on his wattage output. He was able to determine that his effort was within his limits based off his training. Also, he used a huge quantity of water, but only drank a small portion of it (this is shown on the footage). He actively worked to keep his core temperature down by pouring something like 14 water bottles over himself.

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    1. Re:The case for Landis by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      He actively worked to keep his core temperature down by pouring something like 14 water bottles over himself.

      An average Frenchman doesn't pour that much water over himself in a year.

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    2. Re:The case for Landis by alop · · Score: 1

      That's actually pretty funny. Mod up!

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  30. Only so many places to race by MarkvW · · Score: 1

    Floyd's got to think twice before visiting France again. Maybe the French would prefer he stay at home this racing season.

  31. They probably do... by ub3r+n3u7r4l1st · · Score: 1

    have a secret copy of the REAL result of the test, saved in a certain bunker somewhere.

  32. I can't wait to see this warrant goes to Interpol by ub3r+n3u7r4l1st · · Score: 1

    and see the fireworks goes off!

    Come on, the German has conquered Paris in ONE week during World War II.

  33. The image this brings to mind! by Tired+and+Emotional · · Score: 1

    Can't help imagining a bunch of Gendarmes rushing out of the station and hopping on their pushbikes with hopeful looks on their faces.

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  34. Facts, Facts, Facts by mpapet · · Score: 1

    Noone gets to appeal this decision in court.
    Yes, they do. It's called the CAS. Court Arbitration for Sport (or something like that)

    several riders are kicked out of the race and stripped of any stage victories after failing a doping test.
    They do this differently now. They let the race finish, then kick them out of whatever results they had for the race. No one is paying attention after the last stage.

    the winner failing a drug test smeared the reputation of the tour even further.
    Landis just got caught. Previous Tour winners have admitted to systematic performance enhancing drug (PED) use. (Riis) It's important to note, the tests are nowhere near perfect and are subject to a great deal of political interference. For example, how is it Marion Jones who started systematically using PED at 16 (16!) was never caught. I'd argue it was a combination of poor testing and USA Track and Field. At the top of any given sport, it's a very small community. In Jones' case you are telling me visits to BALCO resulting in fantastical improvements wasn't widely known?

    Stage racers have bad days. It is unlikely that one bad day can be followed by a heroic, **crush** the field, ride the next day. PED's make it very likely.

    The doping tests are a huge invasion of privacy,
    In exchange for getting paid to ride *very* nice bikes, you have to pee in a cup. I'd take that trade. It's not an invasion of privacy. The basic point is MANY athletes will cheat given the opportunity. And many cyclists were cheating a whole lot. They still do. So, the consequences are, every Pro Tour rider pees in a cup.

    Now the question whether this treatment professional cyclists get is fair is another matter
    The back story here is EPO use in cycling was extreme. http://www.sportsscientists.com/2009/02/cyclist-dies-in-sleep.html Cycling got what was coming to them. Given the Olympics are going on, one has to wonder what PED's the cross-country skiers/biathletes have. Same kind of performance demands as cycling. Hopefully, other sports like biathlon have done their walk of shame already.

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    1. Re:Facts, Facts, Facts by rve · · Score: 1

      In exchange for getting paid to ride *very* nice bikes, you have to pee in a cup. I'd take that trade. It's not an invasion of privacy.

      They also have to let the doping authorities know their whereabouts at any time in the year prior to the competition, and accept that inspectors might call at their door and make them pee in a cup at any time. Yellow jersey wearer Michael Rasmussen was ejected from the 2007 tour for having failed to do this.

      I wouldn't make that trade, even if I had been good enough to go pro when I was younger. Then again, maybe it takes a willing-to-do-anything-it-takes-including-cheating kind of mentality to be a professional athlete?

  35. Watch Out by mpapet · · Score: 1

    Armstrong is perhaps the single most tested athlete on the planet,

    This is impossible to prove. I believe it's used to bring a little more drama to the whole Lance Armstrong cult. (OLN, I'm looking at you) I'm not saying anything about Armstrong because I don't have enough facts. I never will have enough facts. I'm grateful for what he's done for the visibility of the sport.

    The reasoning is fundamentally flawed. Again, I really don't care about the guy one way or the other. This is more of a heads-up on using weak logic to support beliefs.

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    1. Re:Watch Out by Enderandrew · · Score: 1

      Note I said perhaps.

      Name another athlete who gets tested nearly as often as him.

      Michael Phelps comes to mind, who volunteers for constant testing all the time. But I can't think of many.

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    2. Re:Watch Out by mpapet · · Score: 1

      Note I said perhaps.
      If you are going to back out of the statement, then I think you recognize it's irresponsible to just spout OLN truthiness as credible facts.

      If it was the case that you were relying on the statement without critically examining it, then now you know better. Otherwise, why propagate such destructive reasoning?

      Name another athlete who gets tested nearly as often as him.

      Each sport has its own testing protocols. Therefore, it's impossible to test the statement. Not even in cycling because every Nation's anti-doping authority operates with a great deal of latitude.

      Hopefully, this encourages more critical thinking.

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    3. Re:Watch Out by Enderandrew · · Score: 1

      I have never once in my life watched OLN.

      You evade my questions and points.

      I haven't backed out of a statement. I qualified it, and I stand by it.

      I don't know if the statement is entirely true. I'm wary of absolute statements I can't verify. I believe it is true as far as I can tell.

      You're trying to lecture me on critical thinking while making baseless asumptions on my agenda, and failing to comprehend basic semantics.

      How about you answer my question? If you're so upset at my claim, then can you name another athlete who is tested more frequently?

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    4. Re:Watch Out by mpapet · · Score: 1

      The short answer to your question is, no one knows with any accuracy.

      The long answer:
      No one has done the work involved in collecting testing procedures across different athletes/sports AND different Ant-doping programs.

      Let's attempt to keep it simple. Let's just stick to competitive cycling. Again, no one has gone to the effort of collecting the various testing procedures of every country and reduced those into some semblance of data such that racer testing methodology is somehow equalized as to make a Belgian rider's testing comparable to an American rider. (insert any countries you wish into that last sentence.)

      Bottom line: the "most-tested" claim can not be tested as true or false today or anytime soon. Wherever it came from, it deserves to die.

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  36. At least it's consistent by skabob · · Score: 1

    I am not a doper, but the charge of using someone else's testosterone for one day only during the Tour would mean that the accused was perhaps the stupidest doper ever. Testosterone is typically used weeks ahead of the event to build strength and endurance, but needs to be built up for a while before it kicks in. Using this drug would not have caused Landis to run away from the field the next day (though I suppose it could have been a placebo effect). Hiring hackers to mess with the French authorities is another colossally stupid move. These things always come out eventually. So at least it's consistent, the French think Floyd is stupid, and are able to prove it in court.

    1. Re:At least it's consistent by swordgeek · · Score: 1

      "...the accused was perhaps the stupidest doper ever."

      Well yes, that's about right.

      Landis is am embarassment even amongst the convicted and banned dopers in the cycling world. He's an idiot, an ass, and a liar. I just hope that the French decide to make the warrant international, effectively forcing him to stay in the US and out of the world cycling community forever.

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  37. Mod Parent Up by mpapet · · Score: 1

    This is a nice summary of Landis' side of the argument up to the PDF link. These are fundamental issues to testing that should be addressed.

    I don't agree with the last paragraph. Using a PowerTap to add credibility to his performance just doesn't fit within the context of decades of 'bad-day->next-day' performances. I could be wrong though. It wouldn't be the first time I was wrong.

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  38. Competitor's reactions by GameboyRMH · · Score: 1

    Many Tour de France competitors, upon hearing the news, immediately blasted Landis with accusations of "ZOMG HAX!!!11" and "ROID WHORE!!!!11"

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  39. He did enlighten you. by jotaeleemeese · · Score: 1

    ""Under UCI rules, the determination of whether or not a cyclist violated any rules must be made by the cyclist's national federation, in this case USA Cycling, which transferred the case to the United States Anti-Doping Agency (USADA)." The evidence was good enough for the USADA but it's not good enough for the experts on slashdot?"

    You just don't want to be enlightened.

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    1. Re:He did enlighten you. by Enderandrew · · Score: 1

      Really?

      I followed the case and read every article on it I saw on ESPN as they popped up. It came down to a 2-1 vote by the judges, with several experts and analysts calling the affair a travesty.

      I asked people to clarify, and then thanked someone for adding a piece of information I hadn't seen before, that apparently the key issue was an isotope test that showed a foreign testosterone that isn't naturally generated in the human body.

      That would suggest he is guilty. Why would I thank someone for that information if I didn't want to be enlightened?

      You're making a baseless personal attack. Don't be like that.

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  40. Can't rewrite the facts. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    He WON. Period. Whether he was stripped, vacated, whatever, it does not erase the fact that FLOYD LANDIS CAME IN FIRST.

    1. Re:Can't rewrite the facts. by brucmack · · Score: 1

      I am not disputing any facts. If the title had said "Former Tour de France Champion", there would be no problem. But he is no longer a Tour de France Champion, as he has been stripped of that title.

  41. This tactic also works in horse races by ub3r+n3u7r4l1st · · Score: 2, Informative

    Jockeys intentionally apply whips to the horse next to theirs, thus messing with the other jockey whip timing, and their horse will suffer or slow down due to this.

  42. TDF by MrKaos · · Score: 1

    It's always the way with the Tour de France - Win Sunday, in hiding Monday, in shame Tuesday.

    It's a waste of time to watch this race.

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  43. No way! by TangoMargarine · · Score: 1

    The French accusing an American Tour de France champion of doping?!

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