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Robots To Clear the Baltic Seafloor of WW-II Mines

An anonymous reader writes "A Russian company is building a massive natural gas pipeline that will run across the Baltic Sea floor. But first, they must clear some of the 150,000 unexploded bombs sitting at the bottom of the sea, left there by the Russian and German armies in the 1940s. About 70 of these mines, each filled with 300 kg of explosive charge, sit in the pipeline's path, mostly in its northern section just south of Finland. And so the company contracted to remove the mines is bringing in robots to do the dirty work. Here's how it will work: A research ship deploys the robot to the seabed, where it identifies the exact location of the explosive. After sounding a warning to surrounding ship traffic, scaring fish away using a small explosive, and then emitting a 'seal screamer' of high intensity noises designed to make the area around the blast quite uncomfortable for marine mammals, Bactec's engineers erupt a 5 kg blast, forcing the mine to detonate. This process ensures the safety of humans plus any animals living in the surrounding environment. The operation concludes with the robot being redeployed to clear up the scrap of the now-destroyed bomb."

286 comments

  1. DISCRIMINATION! by Thud457 · · Score: 4, Funny

    once again, The Man keeping the metalman down by only giving him the shitty jobs!!!

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    1. Re:DISCRIMINATION! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      Hey, it could be worse. I envisioned the robots to be like underwater roombas. The machines would roll over to the mine, and hit it really hard with a comically shaped hammer. Bam-Splat, no more mine or robot. Very Wile E. Coyote style.

    2. Re:DISCRIMINATION! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      So you are volunteering?

    3. Re:DISCRIMINATION! by sznupi · · Score: 4, Informative

      Nah, it's just the usual The Man keeping down...The Man.

      Look at the map of current and planned gas pipelines: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Major_russian_gas_pipelines_to_europe.png

      Russia just goes into some trouble of building that pipeline so that their former colonies will be reminded of few things, will drop some weird ideas they got in the last two decades.

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    4. Re:DISCRIMINATION! by timeOday · · Score: 4, Funny

      Are you accusing Russia of leveraging its natural resources as economic means to influence geopolitics!? I'm glad our oil suppliers never pull any of that crap.

    5. Re:DISCRIMINATION! by Harinezumi · · Score: 1

      By making them pay a fair market rate for their gas, and with actual money instead of IOUs at that?

    6. Re:DISCRIMINATION! by vxice · · Score: 1

      what you forget is they can live without our money only slightly less than we can live without their oil.

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    7. Re:DISCRIMINATION! by Ihmhi · · Score: 1

      Yeah man, look at this shit! They say they've got humans, fish, and animals covered, but what about the algae? What about the algae?!

      <HelenLovejoy> Oh, won't someone please think of the algae?! </HelenLovejoy>

    8. Re:DISCRIMINATION! by fractoid · · Score: 1

      what YOU forget is that it doesn't matter how slight the difference is, if they need what we have less than we need what they have (which is what I presume you meant) then they have our jibblies in a vice.

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    9. Re:DISCRIMINATION! by Engeekneer · · Score: 1

      Shitty jobs? Exploding friggin mines with explosives, after exploding a warning explosive? I for one would welcome the cool job of our robot underlings.

    10. Re:DISCRIMINATION! by sznupi · · Score: 1

      Uhm, there's more than Belarus and Ukraine there...also Czech Republic, Poland and Slovakia; which very much pay, with actual money. And yet - the flow of gas returns as a question without clear answer from time to time...especially after planns for Nord Stream surfaced.

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    11. Re:DISCRIMINATION! by RockDoctor · · Score: 1

      what you forget is they can live without our money only slightly less than we can live without their oil.

      What you seem to be forgetting is that the major part of Russia's oil and gas production is for internal use on their internal markets. Export is a (relatively) small part of their production, and they're utterly ecstatic about the prices they can get for their oil and gas on the external markets.
      One of the common tricks I play on trainees at work, when we're chatting in the tea shack on whichever oil rig we're on this week, is to ask them which country is the largest oil producer in the world (1) today, (2) in 1970, (3) in 1930. Invariably, they think that "America" and "Saudi Arabia" figure in the answers, and are wrong. The answer to all 3 questions is Russia. Most amateurs taking about the western oil industry mistake the word "producer" for "exporter".

      Also, I suspect that you've got some severely dubious assumptions about the Russian economy, probably through typical westerner's ignorance, but since I've not been to Russia for a couple of years now (I was working when the wife and daughter last went to visit Babushka), I can't claim any particularly up-to-date knowledge of the state of the Russian economy.

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    12. Re:DISCRIMINATION! by vxice · · Score: 1

      Actually I was commenting on OPEC countries and specifically Saudi Arabia's immense need for the oil money, so much so that while they tell their people they don't like the U.S. meanwhile taking truckloads of our money. I can't speak much of the Russian economy or oil. But while OPEC talks about keeping prices up they are only as powerful to do that as their weakest economy since that will be the first to exceed its quotas to hopefully increase income and followed by the rest of the countries.

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  2. humans by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    One day robots will use humans to dispose of mines...won't be so funny then...

    1. Re:humans by megamerican · · Score: 5, Funny

      I, for one welcome our new aquatic suicide bombing robot overlords.

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    2. Re:humans by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Let me fix that for you;
      In Soviet Russia robots use humans to dispose mines...

    3. Re:humans by Daimanta · · Score: 1, Informative

      Well, in WWII it was not uncommon to use German POWs as an expendable force to remove mines from heavily mined areas. The Germans are pretty much the only nation in the world who had the right system to map minefields and that came in handy. And yes, a lot of Germans lost their lives during the process.

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    4. Re:humans by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I, for one, welcome the day this internet meme dies a horrible and violent death.

      It was never funny...and it certainly hasn't gotten any funnier in the past 5 years.

      Mod away.

    5. Re:humans by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Do they get 0x28h antistatic-plastic wrapped robovirgins when they die?

    6. Re:humans by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I dunno man. The article clearly states that humans use robots, and it is in Russia. Makes you wonder how it works in the US.

    7. Re:humans by KDR_11k · · Score: 1

      But it isn't Soviet Russia.

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  3. Save everything that can move away fast enough?.. by rahst12 · · Score: 0, Troll

    So scare everything away that can move fast enough.. then detonate a 5kg bomb, which detonates a larger 300 kg bomb... What about the plants? and stuff that can't move away fast enough?

  4. Robot Insurance by PawNtheSandman · · Score: 0

    Would you like to purchase some robot insurance for the future when they come after you for your prescription medication?

    FYI robots are the leading killers among peoples aged 55 and older.

  5. Re:Save everything that can move away fast enough? by FooAtWFU · · Score: 3, Insightful

    They get blown up. That kinda tends to happen when you put bombs in the water.

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  6. what about the corals by splatter · · Score: 0

    nothing like a nice big underwater shock wave to kill all the local reef.

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    1. Re:what about the corals by Misanthrope · · Score: 4, Informative

      Coral doesn't grow in the Baltic sea, though this probably isn't a great idea for some of the stationary shellfish in nearby costal waters.

    2. Re:what about the corals by gurudyne · · Score: 2, Informative

      And just what kind of reefs grow in brackish waters that freeze over in the winter?

      Certainly, there aren't any corals in the region, except for hotels.

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    3. Re:what about the corals by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      The shock wave is not a problem, this is a problem.

    4. Re:what about the corals by H0p313ss · · Score: 1

      Coral doesn't grow in the Baltic sea, though this probably isn't a great idea for some of the stationary shellfish in nearby costal waters.

      That was a far more polite answer than I could come up with.... coral in the Baltic? Other aquatic life yes.... but coral? *expletive deleted*

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    5. Re:what about the corals by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In the North Sea?

    6. Re:what about the corals by data2 · · Score: 3, Informative

      Don't be so quick to judge. There are such things as cold water and deep water corals. These even live in some parts of Norway.
      The reason for them not living in the Baltic is that the water does not have enough salt. But in the parts close to the North Sea - the Skagerrak - several types have been found.

    7. Re:what about the corals by natehoy · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Coral reef ends at about 40 meters or so. I don't think anywhere on the Baltic Sea floor would qualify as prime coral reef territory for a large number of reasons, but depth is the first and most immediate that comes to mind.

      And let's think about this for a second. They are doing the "boom-boom" thing to eliminate the bombs to make room for a natural gas pipeline. You might as well complain that the local contractor is using a weed-whacker to clear pretty flowers before he starts leveling the ground with a bulldozer. The amount of damage caused by these bombs going off is nothing compared to what's going to happen when the pipeline goes in.

      And if you skip the mine-clearing step, just wait till the first mine goes off and releases a few million gallons of natural gas into the surrounding environment.

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    8. Re:what about the corals by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What the fuck, I've been giving away my money for a decade to this 'Save the Baltic Sea Coral' foundation.

    9. Re:what about the corals by Pranab · · Score: 1

      Sulphur Mustard? These were underwater mines designed to explode underwater. No one tries to destroy submarines and ships using mines containing poison gas!

    10. Re:what about the corals by KDR_11k · · Score: 1

      I think he's talking about dumped mustard gas weapons that may have ended up in the blast radius of these mines.

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    11. Re:what about the corals by splatter · · Score: 1

      http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2008/11/081104084210.htm

      I'd suggest you do some reading. How would you like that crow?

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    12. Re:what about the corals by H0p313ss · · Score: 1

      http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2008/11/081104084210.htm

      I'd suggest you do some reading. How would you like that crow?

      Stir fried with extra garlic please.

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  7. Re:Save everything that can move away fast enough? by tompaulco · · Score: 5, Funny

    There probably aren't a lot of plants that far down, but there would be lots of invertebrates. Poor invertebrates have all the bad luck. Perhaps one day they will learn the evolutionary advantage of being cute and furry.

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  8. Dirty Jobs ftw by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I smell an Oscar if Dirty Jobs takes this one on.

    1. Re:Dirty Jobs ftw by natehoy · · Score: 3, Funny

      "Dirty Jobs"... with Mike RoweBOT? (snare drum)

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    2. Re:Dirty Jobs ftw by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or just call the Mythbusters make up some bogus story about busting some underwater myths they'll turn up and blow up the damn things anyway.

  9. Re:Save everything that can move away fast enough? by Brett+Buck · · Score: 3, Insightful

    What about the plants?

        They'll grow back.

  10. Good news! by MahJongKong · · Score: 2, Funny

    I hope that around 2050 we'll take care of Afghanistan, once Rwanda is done around 2035.

    1. Re:Good news! by c6gunner · · Score: 3, Insightful

      As soon as we need to build a pipeline through either of those places, we'll get right on that mine-clearing effort.

    2. Re:Good news! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And why is that modded funny?
      I can't find any numbers right now, but there are probably hundreds of bombs found here in Germany every year (and other European countries as well). Did hear about evacuations in cities several times.
      So I don't think your dates are that far of, considering somebody has to fund it.
      About 10-15% of all bombs don't detonate, at least those used in WW2.

    3. Re:Good news! by Shinobi · · Score: 1

      Rwanda isn't that bad, mines weren't that large a part of the wars. Angola is far worse. Then there's Vietnam, Kambodja etc. IIRC, Kambodja is ranked as the worst of them all, something along the lines of 200 mines per capita or so

  11. Great another Robot news!! by kai_hiwatari · · Score: 1

    Maybe the rumors that robots have learned to submit stories to slashdot are true!!

    1. Re:Great another Robot news!! by qsliver · · Score: 1

      I for one welcome our new opinionated robot overlords!

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  12. Will the mines explore by DarkOx · · Score: 1

    What makes them think the mines will explode? I mean its not like these things were engineered to last 60 years.

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    1. Re:Will the mines explore by Monkeedude1212 · · Score: 1

      In which case its likely no longer a threat?

    2. Re:Will the mines explore by FooAtWFU · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Uh.... If the mines don't explode when you blow up 5kg of TNT (or equivalent) right next to them, what exactly is the problem?

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    3. Re:Will the mines explore by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I suspect the dud rate will be pretty high. Trouble is, though, that when a single active mine could ruin your entire day, a chunk of your staff, and probably some expensive submersible hardware, you pretty much have to check.

    4. Re:Will the mines explore by Maximum+Prophet · · Score: 4, Informative

      5Kg of modern explosive will explode the mine even if the mine's explosives are inert. If there's no secondary explosion, the contents will be dissipated enough to make them harmless.

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    5. Re:Will the mines explore by russotto · · Score: 1

      What makes them think the mines will explode? I mean its not like these things were engineered to last 60 years.

      The main explosive of a mine is typically something shock-sensitive and not at all fragile, like TNT. The detonators (which would have some other sort of explosive) may be no good, but a good shock will still set off the main explosive.

    6. Re:Will the mines explore by natehoy · · Score: 3, Insightful

      The whole point of setting off a bomb next to a bigger bomb is to ensure that any viable explosives will go off.

      Large boom = the original bomb was a danger and the danger is gone.
      Small boom = the original bomb had no viable explosive left so was never a danger in the first place.

      Determining which are currently dead and which are still live is tricky. The cheapest, fastest, and safest way is to just blow them all up.

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    7. Re:Will the mines explore by Shinobi · · Score: 4, Informative

      Those mines are still capable of detonating. As explosives age, they tend to become very unstable.

      Swedish, german, danish and finnish underwater demolitions crews have been working on clearing areas together, and so far, in the last 6 years, 3 german divers have died(one diver got a cramp in his legs, attempted to straighten the leg and hit the seabed(Yes, the seabed, not the mine) with his flipper with a bit of force... the vibrations were enough to set off the mine 2m away ), 1 swedish and 1 finnish diver badly wounded(previously not found mine detonating in a sympathetic reaction as another mine was set off in a controlled blast). And those are just the casualties I know of.

    8. Re:Will the mines explore by nitehawk214 · · Score: 5, Funny

      The cheapest, fastest, and safest way is to just blow them all up.

      That's your solution to everything.

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    9. Re:Will the mines explore by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You still end up with 300kg of explosives near a very precious and vital pipeline. Do you believe that is ok?

    10. Re:Will the mines explore by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, yes... I solved two network and one server problem today using this exact method.
      Pray that YOU don't become a problem

    11. Re:Will the mines explore by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I guess I fail to see the problem here... :-P

    12. Re:Will the mines explore by BitHive · · Score: 1

      I can't say for sure where their confidence comes from but it probably has something to do with the fact that this project is part of their jobs and you're just some guy posting the first thing he thinks of after seeing a summary on Slashdot.

    13. Re:Will the mines explore by nedlohs · · Score: 1

      The fact that they didn't explode means you have 300kg of something that was once an explosive but clearly isn't any longer.

    14. Re:Will the mines explore by fm6 · · Score: 3, Informative

      As explosives age, they become less stable, and thus more likely to explode. Especially if they're not properly stored. Unexploded ordinance from WW II is still a big problem in many places.

      http://www.spiegel.de/international/germany/0,1518,584091,00.html
      http://www.chinadaily.com.cn/english/doc/2005-05/04/content_439409.htm

      The French still have problems with unexploded ordinance from World War I, which was mostly fought on their territory.

    15. Re:Will the mines explore by ilo.v · · Score: 2, Interesting

      The problem of unexploded ordinance goes back much further than World War I. In 2008, a guy was killed by a canon ball from the U.S. Civil War (140 year old ordinance) http://bit.ly/2O4M7j

    16. Re:Will the mines explore by budgenator · · Score: 1

      TNT and Picric acid are water soluble so even if all you did was burst the casing, the explosives would disapate.

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    17. Re:Will the mines explore by fm6 · · Score: 1

      Why not? It's an elegant solution. You liberals are always trying to complicate things.

    18. Re:Will the mines explore by fm6 · · Score: 1

      Somewhere along the line, Slashdot got taken over by people who have no trouble making authoritative statements about subjects on which they are totally ignorant. Very tragic.

    19. Re:Will the mines explore by SpaceCadets · · Score: 1

      I'm not being a pain on purpose, but the diver that got the cramp... how are we aware of the exact situation? If there was communication it would be kinda hard to say "oh! cramp, cramp! I am now straightening my leg... oh, it's hit the seabed and the mine is exploding...". If there was a video or something wouldn't that have been damaged in the blast? I have no experiance whatsoever, so I'm not calling BS or anything, just curious if someone would know. :)

    20. Re:Will the mines explore by nedlohs · · Score: 1

      I take it you are referring to yourself?

      If not, please point out exactly where in that article it talks about an old bomb not detonating when they blow up 5kg of TNT next to it and then detonating later.

      That is pretty much the standard way to detonate such devices - you know the "So we decided to detonate the bomb" part of your irrelevant article - after all.

    21. Re:Will the mines explore by fm6 · · Score: 1

      Uh, you did say that an old unexploded mine "clearly isn't an explosive anymore". If you didn't mean that old bombs aren't dangerous, what did you mean?

    22. Re:Will the mines explore by fm6 · · Score: 1

      Thanks for that interesting item. But note that the Civil War ended in 1865. That's further back than 1918, but not much further back.

    23. Re:Will the mines explore by nedlohs · · Score: 1

      Why not try reading the tiny amount of context, you know the thread my post was 4th post in.

      Do you often just ignore the context of conversations and butt in with the insults because you heard the tail of end something and misunderstood it completely? You must be great at parties!

    24. Re:Will the mines explore by maevius · · Score: 1
      From wikipedia:

      TNT neither absorbs nor dissolves in water, which allows it to be used effectively in wet environments.

      So, did you actually read the article you are linking to?

    25. Re:Will the mines explore by Shinobi · · Score: 1

      Camera recordings and recordings of voice communications, recorded from the ship.

    26. Re:Will the mines explore by budgenator · · Score: 1

      TNT solubility in water 0.13g/l in the sidebar of the same article, while not hugely soluble, there is a lot of liters in the Baltic.

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    27. Re:Will the mines explore by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      The cheapest, fastest, and safest way is to just blow them all up.

      And let God sort them out.

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    28. Re:Will the mines explore by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      Yeah, but if you read the article he was trying to clean it with a power drill or grinder. I mean, I'm no expert, but that's surely asking for trouble.

      And if you haven't RTFL, it was a special naval "cannonball" filled with explosives, not just an inert round lump of metal as I would have assumed.

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    29. Re:Will the mines explore by barry99705 · · Score: 1
    30. Re:Will the mines explore by fm6 · · Score: 1

      I did read it. Or rather mis-read it. My bad.

    31. Re:Will the mines explore by jonadab · · Score: 1

      > As explosives age, they become less stable, and thus more likely to explode.

      Theoretically, that depends somewhat on the exact type of explosives. There are some that would potentially leak out over time and dissipate to the point of harmlessness, or gradually corrode chemically into something less explosive.

      But yeah, many explosives are more likely to become unstable and dangerous than harmless. Furthermore, this is especially likely to be true of "high" explosives, i.e., the kind that have to be detonated (like C4), rather than simply ignited (like black powder) or looked at funny (like chalcogen polyazides). As a rule the high explosives are the ones that tend to be used militarily. So, in the context of mines, increased instability over time is definitely the way to bet.

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    32. Re:Will the mines explore by fm6 · · Score: 1

      Yeah, but if you read the article he was trying to clean it with a power drill or grinder. I mean, I'm no expert, but that's surely asking for trouble.

      You're kind of missing the point. With decaying explosives, burping is asking for trouble. The man's mistake wasn't using a power drill, it was failing to call the bomb squad. Or at least somebody with enough expertise to certify the thing safe. Instead, he just assumed that a 140-year-old shell couldn't possibly explode.

  13. What about the chemical weapons dumped? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    It's nice to see they scare away fish and mammals first before detonating bombs, but how do they determine that the unexploded ordnance they blow up are not mustard gas shells dumped there after WW2?

    1. Re:What about the chemical weapons dumped? by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 1

      If a bunch of seals wash up dead, with horrible chemical burns, then it was definitely mustard gas. Otherwise, you can deny the very idea, and blame environmentalist extremists for getting in the way of progress...

    2. Re:What about the chemical weapons dumped? by natehoy · · Score: 1

      The mustard gas is still going to leach out over time, this just releases it all at once over an area that has hopefully been largely cleared of wildlife. Certainly not an ideal way of neutralizing mustard gas, but overall probably not terribly much more harmful than leaving it there - the difference being that the damage is done all at once rather than over the course of decades.

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    3. Re:What about the chemical weapons dumped? by vitalijs · · Score: 3, Interesting

      There is also a lot of white phosphorous("false amber") coming from the Baltic sea. It is often confused with amber by locals and tourists and can cause severe burns. http://www.baltictimes.com/news/articles/15777/

  14. Re:Save everything that can move away fast enough? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    So... what? Blow up the fish and the marine mammals, too, in the interest of fairness?

  15. Re:Save everything that can move away fast enough? by interkin3tic · · Score: 1, Funny

    What about the plants? and stuff that can't move away fast enough?

    It's not like WWII happened yesterday. They had plenty of time to move away from the bombs. If they didn't that's their own damn fault for choosing to grow right near an old bomb! [/joke]

  16. Mines that old really still dangerous? by ickleberry · · Score: 1

    One would think that after sitting at the bottom of the salty ocean for 60+ years it's shell would have rusted through and the explosives saturated with water. if those mines are really still good then they are remarkably well engineered

    1. Re:Mines that old really still dangerous? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It only takes 1 out of 70 (98.5% failure rate) to kill a bunch of people.

    2. Re:Mines that old really still dangerous? by Maximum+Prophet · · Score: 1

      Maybe, but why take the chance? If the mines haven't leaked, the explosives inside may be very unstable.

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    3. Re:Mines that old really still dangerous? by Monkeedude1212 · · Score: 1

      We still discover Shipwrecks and sunken cruisers from earlier eras in the same intact position as they sunk - I have no reason to doubt a mine could last that long. You need Oxygen to rust, and while there is obviously a lot of it inside an H20 ocean, it doesn't have the C02 that usually helps pump out fast oxidizing.

      Your car sitting outside with the wind and the rain and polution will rust much faster than a ship at the bottom of the ocean.

    4. Re:Mines that old really still dangerous? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      One would think that after sitting at the bottom of the salty ocean for 60+ years it's shell would have rusted through and the explosives saturated with water. if those mines are really still good then they are remarkably well engineered

      Maybe they are German mines. :P

    5. Re:Mines that old really still dangerous? by gurudyne · · Score: 4, Informative

      Probably not saturated. You may be thinking of gunpowder. People are still getting killed with WW I buried mines and shells.

      Quoting Wikipedia: "TNT neither absorbs nor dissolves in water, which allows it to be used effectively in wet environments."

      Let's say that only one out of twenty still work. Do you feel lucky? Exciting times.

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    6. Re:Mines that old really still dangerous? by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Depends on the design and the filling. A thin steel shell would, indeed, probably have rusted, unless that particular patch of ocean is especially oxygen poor. With the right naval paint and a bit of luck, though, survival would certainly be possible.

      Also, it is quite possible that the explosive agent in a fair few of these mines is Amatol. Because that stuff was hygroscopic, it was often given some sort of waterproof coating even if it was intended for land use, just so that it wouldn't go dud in storage. A basic coating of Bitumen could stand against seawater for quite a while, preserving the lump of possibly touchy explosive material even if the mine casing has been breached. Some of the period contact detonators, constructed largely of glass and lead, might also surive surprisingly well...

    7. Re:Mines that old really still dangerous? by Waffle+Iron · · Score: 3, Informative

      One would think that after sitting at the bottom of the salty ocean for 60+ years it's shell would have rusted through and the explosives saturated with water.

      IIRC, bombs and mines are often filled with a molten explosive such as TNT, which is then allowed to cool into a solid mass. It's not a given that simply exposing such a monolithic explosive to water would render it harmless.

    8. Re:Mines that old really still dangerous? by Xest · · Score: 4, Informative

      They certainly are.

      Here in the UK we often have a problem of unexploded ordinance and I would imagine countries like France, Germany et al. do also. Unexploded bombs in land or mines at sea dating back to World War II are usually found a few times a year here in the UK and are generally detonated because they are not safe to simply move, although some are safe enough to just move.

    9. Re:Mines that old really still dangerous? by rahst12 · · Score: 1

      They sure don't make things like they used too.

    10. Re:Mines that old really still dangerous? by Sponge+Bath · · Score: 5, Interesting

      ...why take the chance?

      Or more explicitly, would *you* personally (the original poster) take the chance?
      It is easier to wave away risk when someone else is taking it.

      I was present when a plumber was fixing a small, on demand water heater wired directly to the mains so you could not unplug it. (probably a building code violation) I switched off power to the bathroom at the breaker box and told him it was off. The plumber asked: "Are you sure it's off?", I said yes, he said "Then you wont have a problem touching those terminals yourself."

      At that point I grabbed my meter and verified it was off and then shorted the terminals with a screw driver to be doubly sure.

    11. Re:Mines that old really still dangerous? by xaxa · · Score: 4, Interesting

      The Vasa warship was preserved in the brackish waters a little way from Stockholm for over three hundred years. How long something lasts at the bottom of the sea depends on the composition of the water (oxygen, salt, etc) and other factors.

      (If you visit Stockholm make sure you see the ship, it's amazing.)

    12. Re:Mines that old really still dangerous? by natehoy · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I'm no munitions expert, but if I were to design a mine that was going to go into saltwater I might also select a material that is somewhat resistant to saltwater. PVC, polystyrene, bakelite, teflon, and polyurethane come to mind, and all were around before WWII. Heck, even stainless steel was around, albeit probably too expensive for the Russian military at the time. I wouldn't necessarily expect it to last 60 years, but if I designed it to be even minimally saltwater-resistant it's not outside the realm of possibility that one might survive that long. The odds are against it, but it's not impossible.

      So you go with the odds, and relative levels of damage involved. This is prepwork for a very expensive natural gas pipeline, and I doubt it really accounts for a significant portion of the overall expense.

      If no bombs are viable, then the project has spent some money unnecessarily and set off a series of 5kg (~11-pound) explosives and not done any real harm to the surrounding environment except for a bunch of little areas that are about to get a LNG pipeline plumbed through anyway.

      If just one of those bombs is live and goes off when natural gas is flowing through the LNG pipeline they want to build, that could be very devastating over a very large area.

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    13. Re:Mines that old really still dangerous? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Northern France is still full of WW1 gun shells and ammo. Every once in a while, a farme finds one, either the farmer gets instantly detonated, or the military comes to detonate them. That is still, 100 years after, a major problem. The same holds for many WW2 bombs around pretty much the entire English Channel shores, and especially around major shipyards (Cherbourg, Le Havres, Calais, Brest, ...).

    14. Re:Mines that old really still dangerous? by Bobfrankly1 · · Score: 1

      We still discover Shipwrecks and sunken cruisers from earlier eras in the same intact position as they sunk - I have no reason to doubt a mine could last that long. You need Oxygen to rust, and while there is obviously a lot of it inside an H20 ocean, it doesn't have the C02 that usually helps pump out fast oxidizing.

      Your car sitting outside with the wind and the rain and polution will rust much faster than a ship at the bottom of the ocean.

      Still, either one would come to a stop faster then a prius...

    15. Re:Mines that old really still dangerous? by laura20 · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Hell, a couple of years ago, a guy was killed by a *(US) Civil War* shell. And that was one that not only had sat either in water or the Virginia mud for nearly 150 years, it had been flushed with water to try to make it inert.

    16. Re:Mines that old really still dangerous? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      yeah, especially in the eastern part of Berlin they found and still find lots of old bombs because of the intense rebuilding after the reunion. My estimation of the radio messages we got it's like 5 times a year that a part of Berlin is evacuated because they found another bomb and fear it's going BOOM.

    17. Re:Mines that old really still dangerous? by cptdondo · · Score: 4, Informative

      Why take the risk? One lucky mine could ruin your whole day.

      I lived in Charleston, SC for a while. It was not too unusual to dig up unexplosed ordinance from the Civil war; some of it was still dangerous.

      Unless you want to die, treat all unexploded ordinance as dangerous; the older, the more dangerous.

    18. Re:Mines that old really still dangerous? by jwiegley · · Score: 1

      Repeat after me...

      Natural Gas is NOT independently explosive.

      I'm sick of bad movies propagating bad thought and fears about some item. You can unplug your stove and set the stream of gas on fire. You will NOT cause your neighbor's house to explode. The flame will NOT travel back through the pipe. Natural Gas (Methane, but also propane, butane, etc) need to be within the Lower and Upper Flammability limits in order to ignite. (These limits are the faction of flammable gas to oxygen ratio that must be present to support a flame.)

      The gas in the pipe is 100% natural gas. WAY above the UFL. Thus it will NOT burn. As it exits the pipe it mixes with the atmosphere which has oxygen. At some point it does fall below the UFL and will support a flame. But since the pipe has a positive pressure the atmosphere will not enter the pipe. Thus the gas in the pipe remains 100% natural gas and thus the flame will not travel down the pipe as the contents cannot support a flame at that concentration.

      Yes, you will burn your own house down from the heat from the fame at the end of the pipe but everyone else in the neighborhood is safe.

      So is everybody from the pipeline should one of the mines go off. Since it is underwater even the supply side pipe will not ignite or support a flame because there is no oxygen to oxidize the gas. The destination side is safe because no more gas will enter into it and it will fill with sea water. What will happen is that somewhere out to sea... you'll get bubbles.

      The discussion that these bubbles are 20x more harmful as a greenhouse gas than CO2 is left for another time.

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    19. Re:Mines that old really still dangerous? by mrzaph0d · · Score: 1

      i doubt it. those germans never were any good at engineering.

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    20. Re:Mines that old really still dangerous? by vxice · · Score: 2

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    21. Re:Mines that old really still dangerous? by budgenator · · Score: 2, Interesting

      wikipedia also says Solubility in water, 0.13 g/L (20 C). I knew a guy that had worked in a munitions plant, he said it was a big problem, TNT dust disolving in mop water, getting into the sewers and concentrating when the sewer dried out.

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    22. Re:Mines that old really still dangerous? by natehoy · · Score: 1

      Did I say "disaster" as in "boom"? No.

      You'll get bubbles, and the natural gas will be absorbed into ocean water, and really screw up the water in terms of ocean flora and fauna.

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    23. Re:Mines that old really still dangerous? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Same here in germany. Once in a while (was more often twenty years ago when they systematically searched for it with old aerials) streets in a radius of some hundred Meters are evacuated because a bomb is found when excavating.

    24. Re:Mines that old really still dangerous? by Calinous · · Score: 1

      The Vasa was wooden, and I don't know how much of its metal survived. However, the Mary Rose (I think) ship dates to the 1600, and was preserved too (I don't remember how much of its iron content survived, but wood survived very well - including some longbows).
            As a side note, I had recovered shiny nails from a bed of degraded leafs fallen into a well (the nails rusted quickly when exposed to air, though).

    25. Re:Mines that old really still dangerous? by Calinous · · Score: 1

      The best known highways are in Germany (maybe for their lack of a speed limit, maybe for other reasons)
      The best known airships are known as Zeppelins (from their builder, graf von Zeppelin).
      The "Nurnberg eggs" were the first pocket watches.
      One of the best known optics company is Carl Zeiss.
      While none of the record setting train engines I know of are german, their railway service is top notch (better than the American rail service any day, and probably comparable with the Nippon Railways)
      Germans actually produced fuel (from coal) - production of fuel is advancing now in baby steps in USA.
      The synthetic rubber produced in USA in World War 2 came from research of some German scientists.
      The Germans had the best missiles in the world (V-1, V-2), were (I think) the first to have remote-controlled gliding bombs, had the best submarines in both World War 1 and World War 2 (arguably, the USA prioritized on very-long-range submarines so it had a different set of priorities)
      The Germans had the first rocket and jet powered fighters.

      My car (Volkswagen, built in Germany) is extraordinarily well built for a 17-years old car.

      I'd say their engineering is top-notch.

    26. Re:Mines that old really still dangerous? by RMH101 · · Score: 1

      The mines weren't designed to last 60 years. They're military mines: they were designed to be be cheap enough to produce in mass numbers quickly so they could deny shipping in the areas where they were laid for the duration of a conflict, and someone else could worry about the cleanup later. This was a global conflict that the allies could easily have lost, not a modern war of predator drones against people in tents. No-one was worried about making eco-mines out of unobtainium back in WWII.

    27. Re:Mines that old really still dangerous? by natehoy · · Score: 1

      They weren't designed to last 60 years, agreed. But they were designed with saltwater immersion in mind. If they were built to go into saltwater it is very possible that some of them HAVE lasted 60 years. The lead-and-glass trigger mechanisms are going to be largely immune to saltwater damage, and even if the outer steel shell rusts away (which is not a given if they are in a cold, low-oxygen environment) the explosive may be waterproofed enough to still have some boom left in it.

      After all, these mines aren't moving around a lot, so if there's a layer of bakelite on them, or if they are made out of a solidified explosive, there's still a good chance the actual explosive is still at least partly viable.

      Mustard gas bombs dumped in the same sea during the same era occasionally kill or hurt people as the solidified contents wash up to shore, and when someone breaks apart the pretty yellow rocks that have been soaking in sea water for decades it exposes a fresh layer of mustard gas. Mines in fields on land which have been subject to decades of changing weather and rain are still operating perfectly, most are dead but are you going to go for a stroll in a minefield just because they "should" be inactive by now?

      The key question is - if you had a huge construction project going on, and there was a bunch of unexploded ordinance in the area, what would you do? Assume "it can't possibly have survived" so many decades past its sell-by date, or assume that (until you know better) each bomb is fully active?

      I'd assume every bomb still had the boom-boom left in it until I had actively confirmed that it does not. Maybe all 70 of the mines are fully safe. PROBABLY all 70 of the mines are fully safe. The time to find that out is now, not after running a natural gas pipeline near one.

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    28. Re:Mines that old really still dangerous? by Maximum+Prophet · · Score: 1

      At that point I grabbed my meter and verified it was off and then shorted the terminals with a screw driver to be doubly sure.

      Damn straight. Any competent lineman after verifying that the line is dead, puts a shorting jumper across it so that if someone back at the station turns the line back on, the lineman doesn't wind up dead. (except for the crazy-ass guys that are working on live lines)

      But back to your original question, why would *I* personally take the chance? Because in my younger days I *liked* blowing things up. (:-) Now, I'm older and wiser and sometimes shutter with an accumulative attack of the willies when I think about the things I did.

      I this case, I guess the value of running the lines straight through exceeds the cost of clearing the mines.

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    29. Re:Mines that old really still dangerous? by RMH101 · · Score: 1

      Wooosh!
      I'm sure many are still dangerous, and many may still be functioning. My point was response to the post asking why the mines weren't manufactured out of stainless steel/teflon/spun-gold and unobtainium etc originally - i.e. they were built to a price to meet a war need.
      I think the approach being taken to disarm these sounds very sensible given these can demonstrably still go BANG! 60 years after they were installed.
      Mines are one of those gifts that just keep on giving - you can remove *most* of them, but removing *all* of them beyond all doubt is a tricky challenge.

    30. Re:Mines that old really still dangerous? by natehoy · · Score: 1

      In that case, whoosh back, because I never claimed they were designed to last for 60 years. I only claimed that they were probably made saltwater resistant and therefore they MAY last 60 years, so we're vehemently agreeing on that point.

      From my original post that you replied to:

      I wouldn't necessarily expect it to last 60 years, but if I designed it to be even minimally saltwater-resistant it's not outside the realm of possibility that one might survive that long.

      At no point did I suggest that they used expensive materials like stainless, in fact I specifically stated that stainless probably would NOT have been the material they used, specifically due to cost.

      PVC, polystyrene, bakelite, teflon, and polyurethane come to mind, and all were around before WWII. Heck, even stainless steel was around, albeit probably too expensive for the Russian military at the time.

      Lots of saltwater-resistant materials were readily available and cheap, and would have been logical to include in something designed to be in saltwater for even brief periods of time. I just gave a few semi-random examples of appropriate materials that were available at the time.

      I have no earthly idea what the Russians actually used in their mines, and I wouldn't know how to go about getting plans. And the Department of Homeland Security might pay me a visit if I tried. ;)

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    31. Re:Mines that old really still dangerous? by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      I'm no munitions expert, but if I were to design a mine that was going to go into saltwater I might also select a material that is somewhat resistant to saltwater.

      Are you one of those evil geniuses?

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  17. Job Security by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    with all that warning going on, how long does the process take, like 5 min

    * 150,000 * the time to find each one

    1. Re:Job Security by Overzeetop · · Score: 1

      It sounds like they already know where they are - or at least the ones that are in the path of the construction.

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    2. Re:Job Security by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually there are only about 70. The summary is self contradicting and incorrect.

  18. Re:Save everything that can move away fast enough? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Plants in Baltic sea??? Oh came on it is most polluted ocean in the World.

  19. Who would oppose this? by Zebai · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I can't believe they have opposition from ENVIRONMENTALISTS! Of all people, they should be the first to encourage the removal of mines. Frankly I would like to see all 150,000 removed, we have enough mines in our world we don't need them in the ocean as well.

    Any pollution from the remains of these mines would only be temporary, the sea claims all things in the end and it will eventually filter out/destroy toxins on its own once its in flow is stopped. If its already heavily polluted they should focus their efforts on whatever is causing it before this.

    1. Re:Who would oppose this? by zero_out · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Never underestimate the idiocy of a subset of the human population. There are plenty of sane, rational environmentalists out there, but then there's PETA. An animatronic groundhog? Protesting the Westminster dog show? Those animals have better lives than I do, and mine is pretty good.

      There will always be someone, somewhere, ready to protest anything.

    2. Re:Who would oppose this? by Jeng · · Score: 1

      What don't environmentalists oppose?

      I think the only thing they can all agree on is More Funding!!

      There are the environmentalists that oppose everything and give no answers as to what we should do, those ones suck.

      Then there are the environmentalists that look at a problem and see a solution, these aren't environmentalists, they're engineers.

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    3. Re:Who would oppose this? by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      To be fair, the process could be a lot cleaner if they simply raised the mines off the seafloor and transported them somewhere safe for detonation, or even better, disassembly and recycling.

      Since this would obviously be a very dangerous job for any workers involved, let's get the environmentalists complaining about this to volunteer to do the job.

    4. Re:Who would oppose this? by vlm · · Score: 5, Informative

      Any pollution from the remains of these mines would only be temporary, the sea claims all things in the end and it will eventually filter out/destroy toxins on its own once its in flow is stopped.

      Conservation of mass is still the rule of the land. Pollution doesn't "disappear" it just dilutes. That being said, from my memory of a week of hands on US army explosives training in the early 90s as an ammo specialist 55B:

      1) All unexploded military grade explosives are somewhat toxic. In the movies, or during wartime, people mush C-4 with their bare hands, but its quite poisonous so we wore gloves in training. We were told you'll throw up in the short term, and get cancer in the long term. Best case is probably ANFO, the AN is harmless, but the FO part is literally pouring raw diesel fuel into the water, not all that nice of a thing to do. Just touching nitro dynamite gives an amazing headache, the RDX stuff is way better but still not exactly baby formula. TNT is oily gritty semisolid stuff that partially liquifies when its warm, probably not an issue in the baltic sea...

      There are explosives that are non toxic like gunpowder that are not used as a military explosive but only as a propellant in naval guns (modern ones use nitro based smokeless powders). There are exotic mining explosives vaguely involving charcoal and liquid oxygen, which are not used by the military.

      2) Generally speaking, the fumes/smoke/whatever of an explosive are WAY less toxic than the explosive itself. Given the choice of breathing the smoke from 1 lb of TNT, or eating 1 lb of TNT, the smoke is WAY more healthy. The smoke from C-4 is nasty and will kill you, but eating or touching unexploded C-4 will kill you WAY faster. The environment is way better off with the stuff exploded than unexploded.

      3) Pest control was not an issue in the bunkers, as far as I know, aside from termites in the crates. Unexploded ammo is not good eats.

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    5. Re:Who would oppose this? by natehoy · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Not only dangerous, but probably largely ineffective at actually preserving any environment.

      These are mines. If they still have explosives, then they might still have devices designed to make those explosives go boom when the mine is moved. If 1/4 of the mines are still active, you'll have 1/4 the large explosions.

      But you'll have larger, more expensive equipment that costs more and has to be abandoned due to severe damage the first time it encounters a mine that went off (as opposed to a small robot who was built to be blown up). Then you'll have bombs that make it all the way up to a ship THEN go off, leaving all the Diesel fuel and other chemicals in the water when the ship sinks

      Blowing them up in place is probably the most environmentally friendly way of disposing of the bombs, short of not building them in the first place of course. But I lack a time machine AND any way to change human nature. ;)

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    6. Re:Who would oppose this? by Shatteredstar · · Score: 1

      I actually see the point of that, as the oxidization (exploding does that quickly!) changes the stuff chemically.

      Not to mention by exploding it underwater might cause some chemical reactions in the process that might actually neutralize the stuff even more effectively compared to an open air explosion.

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    7. Re:Who would oppose this? by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      These are mines. If they still have explosives, then they might still have devices designed to make those explosives go boom when the mine is moved. If 1/4 of the mines are still active, you'll have 1/4 the large explosions.

      Yes, but that's only 1/4 as many explosions as the current plan. 1/4 is a lot less than 1.

      But you'll have larger, more expensive equipment that costs more and has to be abandoned due to severe damage the first time it encounters a mine that went off (as opposed to a small robot who was built to be blown up). Then you'll have bombs that make it all the way up to a ship THEN go off, leaving all the Diesel fuel and other chemicals in the water when the ship sinks

      No, you don't have to do it that way. Instead of putting on a ship, just put them on one of those inflatable boats that was mentioned in the article. So it if does explode, the only thing lost will be an outboard motor. Or, better yet, don't put a motor in the boat at all, just use an inflatable raft, and tow it from the ship a safe distance using a rope.

      Again, this is obviously much more dangerous for the divers involved, but that's why those who complain about the current method should be the ones volunteering for this duty, or else they're hypocrites.

    8. Re:Who would oppose this? by infinite9 · · Score: 4, Funny

      The way the internet is, all you have to do is say "I like toast" and someone from the Anti-Cruelty to Bread Society will come out of the woodwork to harass you.

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    9. Re:Who would oppose this? by gestalt_n_pepper · · Score: 3, Funny

      Damn your anti-dough-ism!

      Leavenophiles are united! Heads will roll! We will not loaf; we will RISE to the occasion and defeat the effete fascist flour flouters!!

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    10. Re:Who would oppose this? by StrawberryFrog · · Score: 1

      Protesting the Westminster dog show? Those animals have better lives than I do, and mine is pretty good.

      A lot of pedigree dogs are inbred, or just selected for extreme looks, and they suffer from diseases as a result.
      http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/7569064.stm

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    11. Re:Who would oppose this? by shentino · · Score: 1

      At the moment the mines are stopping the pipeline.

      The environmentalists may well prefer the lesser of two evils and let the mines stick around as long as they have the side effect of blocking a gas pipe.

      The enemy of my enemy is my friend.

    12. Re:Who would oppose this? by MartinSchou · · Score: 2, Informative

      Just touching nitro dynamite gives an amazing headache

      That's commonly referred to as bang-head I believe. It's a side effect of the nitroglycerine.

      Pest control was not an issue in the bunkers, as far as I know, aside from termites in the crates.

      Not so much for modern explosives, but in the old days of gun powder, fire ants were a real danger ;)

    13. Re:Who would oppose this? by Calinous · · Score: 1

      The mines might break when moved, even if not actually exploding - and they might explode due to the changes in pressure (from 3 at at 30 meters to 0 at at surface - that's a 3kgf/cm^2 difference in pressure).
            Working underwater with robots is hard enough as it is, exploding them is the cheapest option.

    14. Re:Who would oppose this? by Jesus_666 · · Score: 1

      The problem is that you can't transport many mines on those rafts due to the chance of two of them colliding just a tad too hard. Thus you need to have the mine disposal boat make one full trip per mine. Very ecological. Also, if the raft blows up you still have shrapnel gaily flying through the air, potentially making jolly little holes in the real boat's hull. So you still face the danger of potentially sinking your boat in mine-infested waters, which might set off even more mines.

      Then there's the whole issue with retrieving the mines in the first place. Many mines, including some WWII sea mines, are designed to explode when someone tries to remove them. And even those that aren't might pop simply because the pressure differential or the force of moving upwards is enough to set them off. So you'll have some mines go off underwater anyway simply because that's what they were designed to do. No gain there apart from the shreds of mostly biodegradable diver you potentially add to the environment.

      Also, what do you do with them once you have them on the surface? Getting them on dry land is almost certainly enough to set some off; old explosives can be very sensitive and are usually detonated onsite because the alternative is much more dangerous. And it's not like they magically become eco-friendly when detonated outside of the water. And trying to crack them open to remove the explosives is just an invitation for tragedy: Even if you get rid of all the triggers the explosive itself is usually unstable and might explode on its own.


      Once again it's a case of people "knowing everything" about something they have never heard anything about. Anyone who actually lives in a country where old explosives are occasionally surfaced knows that anything besides an onsite detonation is highly unusual and usually only done if the bomb expert is really sure the bomb is stable and doing it onsite would cause unacceptable amounts of damage.

      This procedure (evacuate the vincinity, then blow up the bomb/mine with a trigger charge) is exactly how buried bombs in residential areas are handled; this should please environmentalists as it shows that the marine fauna is put on a similar level as humans. There's most likely no more environmentally friendly way to go about it.

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    15. Re:Who would oppose this? by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      The problem is that you can't transport many mines on those rafts due to the chance of two of them colliding just a tad too hard. Thus you need to have the mine disposal boat make one full trip per mine. Very ecological. Also, if the raft blows up you still have shrapnel gaily flying through the air, potentially making jolly little holes in the real boat's hull. So you still face the danger of potentially sinking your boat in mine-infested waters, which might set off even more mines.

      Ok, then how about we use inflatable sailboats? That way, there's no fuel at all used to transport these mines around (1 mine per boat, of course).

      Then there's the whole issue with retrieving the mines in the first place. Many mines, including some WWII sea mines, are designed to explode when someone tries to remove them. And even those that aren't might pop simply because the pressure differential or the force of moving upwards is enough to set them off. So you'll have some mines go off underwater anyway simply because that's what they were designed to do. No gain there apart from the shreds of mostly biodegradable diver you potentially add to the environment.

      Again, the alternative being discussed is to blow up ALL the mines. If, say, 1/4 of the mines blow up when the divers try to move them, that's 75% of the mines which we've now prevented from blowing up underwater and scattering pollution, at the expense of a few expendable divers.

      Also, what do you do with them once you have them on the surface? Getting them on dry land is almost certainly enough to set some off; old explosives can be very sensitive and are usually detonated onsite because the alternative is much more dangerous. And it's not like they magically become eco-friendly when detonated outside of the water. And trying to crack them open to remove the explosives is just an invitation for tragedy: Even if you get rid of all the triggers the explosive itself is usually unstable and might explode on its own.

      Maybe you could put them in some kind of building and blow them up there, or try to disassemble them. Either way, it seems like it'd be easier to clean up the mess on dry land than dealing with it underwater.

      Once again it's a case of people "knowing everything" about something they have never heard anything about. Anyone who actually lives in a country where old explosives are occasionally surfaced knows that anything besides an onsite detonation is highly unusual

      Yes, but that's usually because human safety is a big concern. Here, we're not worried about that, because we have plenty of expendable volunteers who are whining about blowing them up underwater, so we're just looking for the most environmentally-safe way of disposing of these things possible, without any regard to human safety. And if these whiners don't volunteer for this duty, regardless of the danger involved, they're hypocrites.

    16. Re:Who would oppose this? by Jesus_666 · · Score: 1

      Ok, then how about we use inflatable sailboats? That way, there's no fuel at all used to transport these mines around (1 mine per boat, of course).

      Which leaves us with the choice between "we'll just stick a mine on an unguided sailboat and hope it goes in the right direction" and "we'll put a sailor on an inflatable sailboat with an explosive that could go off at any moment in the middle of the open sea". Neither are likely to be very popular. And no, most eco-activists aren't even capable of maneuvering a real sailboat on the open sea.

      Again, the alternative being discussed is to blow up ALL the mines. If, say, 1/4 of the mines blow up when the divers try to move them, that's 75% of the mines which we've now prevented from blowing up underwater and scattering pollution, at the expense of a few expendable divers.

      It turns out that most people think that the seafloor in the most heavily contaminated sea in the world is more expendable than human lives. In addition, you are aware that randomly sending highly trained divers to their deaths is a few orders of magnitude more expensive than developing a special underwater demolitions vehicle? Eco-activists aren't capable of even getting there; they'll get lost and drown before that. And are still stupidly expensive.

      Maybe you could put them in some kind of building and blow them up there, or try to disassemble them. Either way, it seems like it'd be easier to clean up the mess on dry land than dealing with it underwater.

      Again, just getting them on dry land is almost certain to blow up part of the dock or slope you use. Old explosives can be VERY touchy and ARE utterly unpredictable. Disassembly is pretty much equivalent to remote detonation, except you kill more people and wreck more expensive equipment.

      Yes, but that's usually because human safety is a big concern. Here, we're not worried about that, because we have plenty of expendable volunteers who are whining about blowing them up underwater, so we're just looking for the most environmentally-safe way of disposing of these things possible, without any regard to human safety. And if these whiners don't volunteer for this duty, regardless of the danger involved, they're hypocrites.

      Unfortunately I think that it doesn't get any more eco-friendly. All schemes to get them on dry land end up with the mines blowing up on or in the sea (nothing gained) or making impressive holes in the landscape near the shore (so most of the dirt still goes into the sea) in addition to ruining equipment which still needs to be disposed of.

      So unless they find a way to turn whining into negative contamination it's unlikely that any plan involving eco-activists is going to make things greener.

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    17. Re:Who would oppose this? by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      Which leaves us with the choice between "we'll just stick a mine on an unguided sailboat and hope it goes in the right direction" and "we'll put a sailor on an inflatable sailboat with an explosive that could go off at any moment in the middle of the open sea". Neither are likely to be very popular. And no, most eco-activists aren't even capable of maneuvering a real sailboat on the open sea.

      No, my idea was to put an eco-activist on the boat to steer it. They're the ones complaining about this plan, after all, so let them be the ones to risk themselves on a more environmentally-friendly solution.

      We can spend a week training a large group of them on how to steer these sailboats (obviously, we'll train about twice as many as the number of bombs, to account for losses), and we'll wait for good weather.

      In addition, you are aware that randomly sending highly trained divers to their deaths is a few orders of magnitude more expensive than developing a special underwater demolitions vehicle? Eco-activists aren't capable of even getting there; they'll get lost and drown before that. And are still stupidly expensive.

      I wasn't thinking of actually paying the eco-activists for their time. They're the ones complaining, so they need to volunteer for free. The only cost would be a little time to train the eco-activists in scuba (we're not going to make them experts), and the scuba equipment that gets destroyed by some of the bombs blowing up.

      Again, just getting them on dry land is almost certain to blow up part of the dock or slope you use. Old explosives can be VERY touchy and ARE utterly unpredictable. Disassembly is pretty much equivalent to remote detonation, except you kill more people and wreck more expensive equipment.

      Well the people in this case are expendable eco-activists who have bravely volunteered their time and lives to keep the seafloor clean. Can't we just put them on some deserted beach or something, far away from "expensive equipment"? Remember, I'm just trying to come up with a workable solution for these eco-activists who are so concerned about pollution and the Baltic Sea floor.

      Unfortunately I think that it doesn't get any more eco-friendly. All schemes to get them on dry land end up with the mines blowing up on or in the sea (nothing gained) or making impressive holes in the landscape near the shore (so most of the dirt still goes into the sea) in addition to ruining equipment which still needs to be disposed of.

      So unless they find a way to turn whining into negative contamination it's unlikely that any plan involving eco-activists is going to make things greener.

      Yeah, you're probably right. I was really hoping however to come up with a solution that would please the eco-activists by reducing or eliminating the contamination of the seafloor, while only costing some of their lives. However, any who die in the process will be remembered for their bravery, and will die with honor; this fact alone should attract many.

    18. Re:Who would oppose this? by Jesus_666 · · Score: 1

      I wasn't thinking of actually paying the eco-activists for their time. They're the ones complaining, so they need to volunteer for free. The only cost would be a little time to train the eco-activists in scuba (we're not going to make them experts), and the scuba equipment that gets destroyed by some of the bombs blowing up.

      I was referring to the torrent of lawsuits you'd immediately run into. All the waivers in the world wouldn't save you from those.

      However, any who die in the process will be remembered for their bravery, and will die with honor; this fact alone should attract many.

      That will not entice them. Eco-activists are humans, therefor all the honor would go to humans and not animals so it's just more animal oppression. Expect PETA to protest that among other things.

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    19. Re:Who would oppose this? by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      I was referring to the torrent of lawsuits you'd immediately run into. All the waivers in the world wouldn't save you from those.

      Aren't most of these mines in international waters? Just form a shell company in some backwater country like Uganda to sign the contracts with the eco-activists and run the operation, and if anyone sues, the company will just refuse to cooperate or even dissolve.

  20. Re:Save everything that can move away fast enough? by Jeng · · Score: 1

    Get more fertile soil to grow in, more plant nutrients floating around, clear spots of ground to invade to.

    I really don't see a downside for the plants, its not like they are being lit on fire. We've been using fertilizer as explosives for a long time, this really could help the plants.

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  21. Neat by ShooterNeo · · Score: 1

    The interesting part is that the de-mining process starts with the assumption that all of these mines will still detonate. Wonder what kind of explosive is that reliable.

    Hopefully, the actual fusing and ship detecting 'sensors' on the mine (not sure what else to call the big mechanical and magnetic switches mines of this vintage use) no longer work.

    1. Re:Neat by CorporateSuit · · Score: 1

      Those commies should have just made their mines biodegradable!

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    2. Re:Neat by compro01 · · Score: 1

      Wonder what kind of explosive is that reliable.

      They're German mines. Of course they'll still work! ;)

      But in seriousness, if they don't detonate after having 5 kilos of high explosive blow up on top of them, they're probably not going to detonate ever, and thus aren't a problem.

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    3. Re:Neat by Chris+Burke · · Score: 1

      The interesting part is that the de-mining process starts with the assumption that all of these mines will still detonate.

      Explosives Disposal 101: Always assume an explosive device is functional, armed, and active.

      And if that assumption is wrong, the mine will still be destroyed, so no biggie.

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    4. Re:Neat by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Once in a while one of these mines are caught by a fishing vessel, and there has been at least one accident. But that was in 1969. (There might have been more, but my google-fu is limited)

    5. Re:Neat by natehoy · · Score: 1

      TNT? Any explosive put in Bakelite or any one of a number of cheap plastics commonly available in that era?

      And many mines are built with motion/impact detection, usually made of glass. And if they are blowing the mines up with explosive, it won't matter whether the trigger mechanism works or not. If they were trying to retrieve the mines, that would be a valid concern, but that's why exploding them with additional explosive is the smart way to get rid of them.

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    6. Re:Neat by Shatteredstar · · Score: 1

      Good rule, all it takes is a moment of going "Theres no way it could explode!" and then boom.

      It is asking for trouble to consider any weapon of any sort that is not in a 'completely destroyed or disabled' state as not a threat.

      Once you lose your cautiousness you get someone killed or seriously hurt.

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    7. Re:Neat by Ihlosi · · Score: 1

      Explosives Disposal 101: Always assume an explosive device is functional, armed, and active.

      With unexploded ordinance from god-knows-when it's even worse, since it will be deteriorated and possibly even more dangerous than a functional, armed and active explosive device fresh from the factory.

  22. Re:Save everything that can move away fast enough? by Ethanol-fueled · · Score: 2, Interesting

    LOLZ. But what's the real difference between fish and cat meat?

    Only a Chinaman would know.

  23. Re:Save everything that can move away fast enough? by rarel · · Score: 5, Funny
    But opposition to the detonation of the sea floor was fierce in some quarters, particularly from hyper-intelligent crabs and designers of algae, with crustaceans also appearing troubled by the decision. Many urged that the seafloor be moved to "underground seafloor" status instead of being wiped out of the ocean altogether. Also protesting are the people of sharks, who feel that though they thought seafloor-bombing is a racist activity, that it is ironically a form of tribute to their lasertag games. "I do believe the community may regret this decision and the loss of the excellent mud design on the rocks," said Nemo, a ridiculously cute goldfish who was passing by. "I will, however, submit to the Humans' decision."

    "Although this decision is by no means unanimous, the Human feel that the seafloorlacks the necessary characteristics to take upon this task on their own," said Prostetnic Human Smith, a captain with the fleet. "Demolition will begin soon."

    "As the proper paperwork has already been appropriately filed, resistance is useless!" Smith added. "This detonation had been discussed for several decades and the plans were available in a nearby continent for review and/or complaint. We regret the loss of lives, but we can't be blamed if you won't take the trouble to get out and get involved in your neighborhood"

  24. Re:Save everything that can move away fast enough? by natehoy · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Life isn't fair.

    Seriously, what else are they going to do? If they try to reclaim the bombs and blow them up at another location, the project just got massively more complex, they are going to still damage the surrounding area when they dig it up and drag it away, the stuff that breaks if one goes off in-place just got a lot more expensive, you have the risk of someone getting hurt or killed during transport, and they've still got to blow it up somewhere. Some life forms are going to be extinguished when the bomb goes off, and no one in their right mind is going to design something to try and keep the bomb from going off. Unexploded ordinance is just nasty stuff that may or may not still be viable - the only effective way to make it safe is to let all the boom out of it.

    They try to scare off all the critters they can, then they blow up the mine. It's as cheap, efficient, and about as minimally invasive as such a project could be. That's not to say it's not invasive, only that (short of transporter technology where we can beam it all into space) it's about as good as we're going to get.

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  25. Re:Save everything that can move away fast enough? by ColdWetDog · · Score: 4, Funny

    Or just farm out the job to PETA they seem to have that angle covered.

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  26. Robots and explosives, what could go wrong? by RichMan · · Score: 1

    Of course I expect it is not actually robots but rather remote controlled vehicles.

    While the article does not state it the graphics clearly shows ROV. Remote Operated Vehicle.

    No robots here. Please move on.

    1. Re:Robots and explosives, what could go wrong? by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      No robots here. Please move on.

      "Robot" means what? I've seen plenty of people assert definitions similar to what you imply, but there is no distinction between robots and ROVs in the minds of the vast majority. And, like it or not, you don't get to define language. The way it's used defines it. And those ROVs are robots. Don't argue with me, I'm just the messenger. The boat has sailed, and it took your definition with it.

    2. Re:Robots and explosives, what could go wrong? by catchy_handle · · Score: 1

      Robots in the surveying industry.
      A (very cool) computer with optics on a stick.

    3. Re:Robots and explosives, what could go wrong? by Beezlebub33 · · Score: 1

      While it's true that nobody gets to define language, it can be slowly modified by a dedicated group of people. So, we'll just keep yelling at people who misuse the term. A robot is, by definition, autonomous. A ROV is not. That's the difference; and anyone who uses the wrong term will be mocked.

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    4. Re:Robots and explosives, what could go wrong? by Amorya · · Score: 1

      By definition?

      One of the mechanical men and women in Capek's play; hence, a machine (sometimes resembling a human being in appearance) designed to function in place of a living agent, esp. one which carries out a variety of tasks automatically or with a minimum of external impulse.

      The Oxford English Dictionary does say "especially" the autonomous meaning, but the above definition certainly applies here. These robots are definitely functioning in place of a living agent.

    5. Re:Robots and explosives, what could go wrong? by RichMan · · Score: 1

      I would say that for the average person it is a matter of perspective.

      If they see it walk and manipulate things they will call it a robot. It appears autonomous. Put them behind the controls for a while and I would bet they would be less likely to call it a robot and more likely a remote controlled thing. It ceases to have the intelligence that gets the robot label.

      So yes the public calls it a robot but only because of the amount of exposure they have to the device. So I just think it is a matter of perspective.

      When does a wire connected device become a robot? When you hide the wires.

  27. Gotta wonder... by bit9 · · Score: 1

    How many "missing" nukes lay on the bottom of the world's oceans? Just counting the ones we know about, there are at least a few, and you can bet that there are at least a few more we don't know about.

    1. Re:Gotta wonder... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Uranium is present in seawater at 3.3 parts per billion, and experimental extraction methods exist which would run $250-$350/kg. (Current uranium prices are around $95/kg on the spot market.)

    2. Re:Gotta wonder... by Wyatt+Earp · · Score: 1

      We (the US) has a really good idea of how many nukes they've lost.

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_military_nuclear_accidents

      Airplanes that were lost they recovered, and because they didn't want the Soviets getting them, they put alot of effort into getting lost devices.

      March 10, 1956 – Over the Mediterranean Sea – nuclear weapons lost - 2 lost
      July 28, 1957 – Atlantic Ocean – Two weapons jettisoned and not recovered - 2 lost
      February 5, 1958 – Savannah, Georgia, USA – Nuclear bomb lost - 1 lost
      January 24, 1961 – Goldsboro B-52 crash – Physical destruction of a nuclear bomb, loss of nuclear materials - 1 lost
      December 5, 1965 – coast of Japan – Loss of a nuclear bomb - 1 lost
      January 21, 1968 – 1968 Thule Air Base B-52 crash, Greenland – Loss and partial recovery of nuclear bombs - 1 lost
      May 22, 1968 – 740 km (400 nmi) southwest of the Azores – Loss of nuclear reactor and two W34 nuclear warheads - The USS Scorpion (SSN-589) - 2 lost

      Those would be - Pinnacle - Broken Arrow or Pinnacle - Emergency Disablement events

    3. Re:Gotta wonder... by cdrguru · · Score: 1

      Probably the most key item in that list (which is missing) is the depth at which the bomb is at. Anything over a few hundred feet is going to be difficult to find and until fairly recently almost impossible to recover. I remember a recovery operation involving the first Alvin submersible where they were able to snag a parachute to recover a warhead, which was the first such recovery in deep water.

      Today I suppose it might be possible to recover something in 10,000 feet of water, but you would have to find it. Saying "they found the Titanic" doesn't count because it is a massive object on the floor of the ocean in a place where there literally is nothing else around. Finding a bomb in an area where the sea floor isn't flat would be a huge challenge. Probably beyond the limit of what anyone is willing to dog today and well into the future.

    4. Re:Gotta wonder... by Wyatt+Earp · · Score: 1

      There are details about depth in the wiki article, the main point is that those are the American devices that are still missing. So eight American nukes are out there, two on land and the others in the ocean.

      Like - SSN-589 -Located on the seabed of the Atlantic Ocean in 3,000 m (9,800 ft) of water, 740 km (400 nmi) southwest of the Azores

    5. Re:Gotta wonder... by bit9 · · Score: 1

      Any idea how many are missing from other nuclear-capable countries? The former Soviet Union, at minimum, lost three missiles when submarine K-129 went down (which is the incident I linked to in my original comment). I haven't tried to look it up (I'm at work), but I would imagine there have been at least a few other missiles/bombs lost by the Soviets, as well as possibly several more from China/India/UK/France/Israel/etc.

      I would also venture to guess that the public tally of missing nukes (worldwide) is only a partial list, for reasons known only to various government spooks belonging to various governments. I think it's probably quite likely that there are at least a few such incidents that have yet to be made public. I don't think that puts me in tinfoil hat territory.

    6. Re:Gotta wonder... by Wyatt+Earp · · Score: 1

      For missing nukes, I think everyone agrees that the Soviets and successor states have lost the most or have the most "missing".

      From looking at the lists again, I'd reckon there are a handful of American devices that are in the wind. They might have been recovered, they might be lost in the sea or wilds that I didn't list.

      The Soviets, well there are 16 SLBMs from K-219, that Russians who dove on it said there were forced open missile hatches and missing missiles.

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Soviet_submarine_K-219

      The Soviets lost a good number of nuclear fueled satellites, including one in the NWT of Canada.

      Most of the American accidents were from bombers going down, usually along the coasts, I wonder how many Soviet bombers crashed in the USSR and lost a device.

      I'm more interested in if the Pakistanis have lost a device, I think with the Chinese/French/British/Israeli/Indian arsenals being small, inventory control will be easier.

  28. Re:Save everything that can move away fast enough? by Grishnakh · · Score: 4, Informative

    Plants? WTF?! This is the bottom of the Baltic Sea, south of Finland, not a shallow coral reef in the Caribbean. There's no plants down there.

    There's some very beautiful parts of the ocean, places where scuba divers and snorklers like to visit to see the pretty fish, coral, and underwater plants. The Baltic Sea is not one of these places.

  29. Where do I submit my CV? by gblackwo · · Score: 1

    Badass.

    1. Re:Where do I submit my CV? by PotatoFarmer · · Score: 4, Funny

      Eh, it's not as cool as you might think. I've found a screenshot of their software interface, looks pretty boring.

  30. The real process... by HikingStick · · Score: 1
    1. Remote vehicle finds mine(s)
    2. Remote vehicle initiates measures to sacre off most sea creatures
    3. Modest explosive charge is used to detonate mine
    4. Local fisherman patrol the area, scooping up tons of stunned fish
    5. Local fish markets thrive (for about a week)!
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    1. Re:The real process... by Shatteredstar · · Score: 1

      Actually not going to be that effective since they are using a smaller explosion to freak out the fish too. It is not too likely of having alot of fish available in that area while they are doing this because the fish are gonna be scared to hell of the whole area.

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    2. Re:The real process... by HikingStick · · Score: 1

      Except I expect that first explosion is going to be stronger than a cherry bomb, and it will undoubtedly stun (possibly kill) some fish initially.

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    3. Re:The real process... by Shatteredstar · · Score: 1

      Maybe, might work decently.

      Although it might not take much of one to scare the heck outta nearby fight.

      Even a capgun level thing underwater would probably get fishies scraming.

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  31. Re:Save everything that can move away fast enough? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    they get cleared out of the way of the pipeline that is coming in. win/win.

  32. Re:Save everything that can move away fast enough? by g0bshiTe · · Score: 4, Funny

    So long and thanks, for all the fish....

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  33. Shortsighted or failure to complete the job? by zero_out · · Score: 1

    Hindsight is supposed to be 20/20, but I have to wonder, were these mines the product of shortsighted people who were focused too intently on their present-day worries, or were they a necessity that just didn't get cleaned up like a respondible entity should do?

    Wars come and go, but humanity continues on (for now). Was mining the sea a shortsighted endeavor that ultimately caused more harm than what was being prevented (invasion)? Or was the outcome of the war so pivotal to the course of human existance that mining the sea was a necessity, but those responsible simply failed to clean up their mess?

    1. Re:Shortsighted or failure to complete the job? by gblackwo · · Score: 1

      At least it sounds like the mines were decently documented.

    2. Re:Shortsighted or failure to complete the job? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      was the outcome of the war so pivotal to the course of human existance

      The European theater of WW2? That was a pretty big one. Think about it: British Empire begins to collapse - in fact, European empires in general begin to collapse; the Germans rape and murder their way from Prussia to Stalingrad, after which the Soviets rape and murder their way back to Berlin, setting the stage for the Cold War; the Americans make out like gangbusters as they sell staggering quantities of materiel to the Brits and Soviets.

    3. Re:Shortsighted or failure to complete the job? by qzak · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I guess you could call them shortsighted. But I also guess the times they lived in were a lot more desperate than yours. This is a situation where the mines that succeeded in their job caused more environmental devastation than the ones now sitting on the ocean bed (ever think about what a large ship is made of, not to mention its cargo?).

      For many of these folks, the war was one of survival: you did what you needed to. Or would you not fire a gun at someone who intended you harm, out of worry about the lead in the bullet?

    4. Re:Shortsighted or failure to complete the job? by Dr.+Evil · · Score: 1

      That's pretty much how the Netherlands thought... why should so many people die when it's just the machinations of the leadership? Save the treasures of the earth and civilization for the people! Let the leadership change!

      Nazi occupied Netherlands was not so bad... if you weren't Jewish, didn't fight for the Germans and didn't starve or freeze before liberation.

    5. Re:Shortsighted or failure to complete the job? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You forgot a few other parameters in your "not so bad" list..

      - If you weren't a gipsy or member of similar population groups
      - If you weren't in the "wrong" political party at the time or didn't have any sort of traces to your ever having being part of the "wrong" affiliations any time before
      - If you weren't disabled or handicapped in any way
      - If you didn't have the wrong nationality (not everyone in a given country has that country's nationality
      - If you didn't engage in non-condoned occupations
      -...
      -...

      The list ist nearly endless.
      Being neutral didn't mean anything in WWII, ask the Swiss...

  34. landmines by MrKaos · · Score: 1

    If only it was so profitable to remove landmines and stop them from performing their gruesome task.

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    1. Re:landmines by Hadlock · · Score: 1

      It's *very* profitable... for non profits. (Non Profits have to pay people salaries too... from their 12-14% "administrative overhead")...They just haven't been pushing their marketing as hard as they could lately.

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    2. Re:landmines by MrKaos · · Score: 1

      It's *very* profitable... for non profits.

      and the Prosthetics industry.

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    3. Re:landmines by M8e · · Score: 0

      Removing landmines one leg at the time. :|

    4. Re:landmines by Bobfrankly1 · · Score: 1

      If only it was so profitable to remove landmines and stop them from performing their gruesome task.

      Yes, but all attempts to get the landmine unions to strike have failed explosively.

    5. Re:landmines by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't understand why recently people have become confused between non-profit and volunteer work. Probably too much talk radio.

  35. gas leak by hey · · Score: 1

    Won't be so nice for the environment when the new gas line springs a leak.

    1. Re:gas leak by Shatteredstar · · Score: 1

      I'm not sure how damaging to the enviroment a natural gas leak would be. Isn't that just methane leaking out? It would form bubbles and then travel to surface and disperse one would think.

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  36. Origin of Mines? by Knara · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Are these mines that were intended to damage surface ships that sunk after time, or were they intended to get subs? Skimmed the article but didn't see that detail. Seems they're a bit too deep to be intended for surface ships, yeah?

    1. Re:Origin of Mines? by ZosX · · Score: 2, Informative

      Subs for sure. If they were still on the surface, they would have been cleared by now. Submarine mines were typically anchored deep in the water.

    2. Re:Origin of Mines? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      The mines were intended to damage both subs and surface ships. Most mines were tethered to a weight that sat on the bottom and held them just below the surface. That way, even good lookouts in perfect weather wouldn't see them. So the crew of a large, not very maneuverable freighter, say, or a passenger ship might never know it was in the middle of a minefield until after the mine exploded.

      Also note, during WW II, diesel powered submarines actually spent most of their time underway on the surface. The snorkel wasn't deployed until after the beginning of WW II and only the newer subs had them. They were still restrained to "snorkel depth" which might have been only slightly deeper than a deep draft vessel of that time, if that.

      Finally, many of those mines are left over from the first (yes, first!) world war. The French are still clearing WW I battlefields that saw very little action in WW II of old, unexploded artillery shells left over from WW I.

    3. Re:Origin of Mines? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

      No, they were dumped there after the war, and not just normal bombs but chemical ones as well. Common practice at the time.

      Germany had large stockpiles of these (including neurotoxic ones), but they feared if they used them the allies would use them too. Hitler was temporarily blinded in WWI by chemical warfare, so that might have played a role.

      Nobody wanted to look after or defuse these, so they just dumped them in the Baltic sea.

    4. Re:Origin of Mines? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Informative

      Could be all sorts of things

      There are areas of the channel that you don't want to play with as they were designated zones for USAF and RAF a/c to dump their unused bombs into - That action is in fact one of the theories around Glenn Millers dissappearance since that was near just such an area.

      Also vast amounts of ordiance of all sorts was just dumped post 1945

      But mines are generally anchored at a depth for either subs (various levels to create a barrier) or near the surface to take out ships. Once the anchor chains break, they can then either float to the surface or sometime will sink over time from the weight of marine growth on them.

      There is some interesting stats on just how many mines from ww1 and ww2 just up and floated away and how many ship disappearances in both post war periods might have been caused by that.

    5. Re:Origin of Mines? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bottom sea mines do damage ships... it's the pressure wave....

    6. Re:Origin of Mines? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Are these mines that were intended to damage surface ships that sunk after time, or were they intended to get subs?

      Most of them were surface mines that were sunk after the war. The Gulf of Finland was the heaviest mined sea area of the whole WWII and there were oodles and oodles of mines. After the war it was decided that the safest way to clear the mines was to first cut off their anchor chains so that they rose to the surface and then shoot at them with rifles from safe distance. Some of the mines exploded but most of them just got holes and sunk to the bottom.

      Several dozens of Finns died in explosions when disarming mines before they started the rifle shooting trick. Soviets had probably similar losses in the areas that they sweeped.

    7. Re:Origin of Mines? by tokul · · Score: 1

      Are these mines that were intended to damage surface ships that sunk after time, or were they intended to get subs? Skimmed the article but didn't see that detail. Seems they're a bit too deep to be intended for surface ships, yeah?

      Baltics is not only full of WW2 mines. It is also post-WW2 munition and arms dumpster. Sinked ships and weapons. Chemicals that are prohibited by international conventions. Any person doing stuff on the bottom of Baltics should be concerned about not hitting some amo dump.

  37. Re:Save everything that can move away fast enough? by Sloppy · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Are you suggesting that the mines not be placed where they are? Very well. I'll call a meeting with Hitler and Stalin and see if we can get this un-done.

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  38. 150,000 mines by SnarfQuest · · Score: 1

    There's more than 150,000 mines, and they're only going to clean up 70 of them? What's the big deal? That's less than .05%! Think of the children of the puffer fish!

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    1. Re:150,000 mines by lul_wat · · Score: 0

      When those puffer fish front up the money to clean up their own damn mines. That's when.

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    2. Re:150,000 mines by natehoy · · Score: 1

      Because it's being funded as prep work for a natural gas pipeline, and only 70 of them are deemed to be a threat to that pipeline.

      As much as I'd love to see the specific company funding this pipeline be a good citizen and set off the other 149,930, it's just not their responsibility.

      Maybe if this technology works out, the Russian government will decide to fund further clearing. And maybe I'll develop emergence of avionic simians out of my butt.

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    3. Re:150,000 mines by cdrguru · · Score: 1

      Not all 150,000 pieces of ordinace are mines - there are plenty of unexploded bombs and other stuff that goes BOOM as well. But probably only a small fraction of this is in the way of the pipeline.

      Now, if people regularly walked to work over the floor of the Black Sea or if it was somehow a major transportation corridor, there might be some interest in doing something about them. But anything that is in hundreds of feet of water that isn't in the way is probably better left alone.

  39. Re:Save everything that can move away fast enough? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Life isn't fair.

    Humans have an uncanny knack of exacerbating that truism.

  40. I've found my new career! by mweather · · Score: 1

    I was undecided on whether to go into robotics or demolitions. Now I don't have to choose!

  41. Reminds me of a 'suicide mission' sketch on Cher by Provocateur · · Score: 1

    Yes, she had a variety show back then. One of the skits involved a WWII suicide mission, held in a tent, complete with a map they can point to from time to time. So the commander is brought in, they all stand at attention yadda yadda and when he starts the briefing he is half mumbling his words but the only words you could ever understand where the words suicide, death, and die. WHen he called in Cher to demonstrate gas masks (of all things) Cher also mumbles which even gets worse when she puts the gas mask on and continues talking! Her voice is muffled and when she removes it the words Instant death were very clear. The soldiers look at each other, confused. Funny as hell.

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  42. oh, "mines" not "mimes" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    For a minute I read your post as this:

    One day robots will use humans to dispose of mimes...won't be so funny then...

    and I was going to vehemently disagree.

    1. Re:oh, "mines" not "mimes" by plover · · Score: 2, Funny

      For a minute I read your post as this:

      One day robots will use humans to dispose of mimes...won't be so funny then...

      and I was going to vehemently disagree.


      ROBOT 01101001: Do you know what is funny about mimes?

      ROBOT 10000110: No. What is funny about mimes?

      ROBOT 01101001: Their interaction with my gustatory sensory circuits.

      ROBOT 10000110: Ha. Ha. Ha.

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    2. Re:oh, "mines" not "mimes" by Nefarious+Wheel · · Score: 1

      One day robots will use humans to dispose of memes...won't be so funny then...

      There, fixed that for you.

      Oh, wait...

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  43. Re:Save everything that can move away fast enough? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Or just farm out the job to PETA they seem to have that angle covered.

    Come to think of it... I think everybody involved would be happier if PETA members were down there with the explosives, rather than the invertebrates...

  44. Re:Save everything that can move away fast enough? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    WTF? I just went to that page. Are they trying to save fictional animals now?

  45. Re:Save everything that can move away fast enough? by vlm · · Score: 2, Interesting

    We've been using fertilizer as explosives for a long time, this really could help the plants.

    Sounds good in theory, and as for practice, I have never seen quite as much greenery as the explosives range at the army base in Huntsville, at least as of the early 90s. Apparently nitrates and phosphorous are good for plants, who would have guessed? Also the equivalent of soil aeration could help on the ocean floor.

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  46. Sooo, paying for WWII cleanup...Who gets the bill? by geekmux · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Interesting how we're still expending money and effort to clean up previous wars. Due to the global nature of this particular war, really makes me wonder who should be footing the bill for cleanup like this, especially in "international" waterways.

  47. Mines are cheap and effective. by maillemaker · · Score: 4, Insightful

    >Was mining the sea a shortsighted endeavor that ultimately caused more harm than what was being prevented (invasion)?

    Mines were, and continue to be, cheap and effective area denial weapons.

    When used at sea, they ensnare the unwary, and, once the position of the minefield becomes known to your enemy, diverts enemy traffic into places more convenient for you.

    This has been sufficient justification for their use for about a hundred years or so.

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    1. Re:Mines are cheap and effective. by natehoy · · Score: 1

      .. and, sadly, not only at sea. Unfortunately, they also work really well on land, too.

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    2. Re:Mines are cheap and effective. by Rich0 · · Score: 1

      I'm not sure that mines really kill any more people in peacetime than bombs kill in wartime. The only difference is that a dead civilian doesn't make the news in the middle of a war, but they do when the world is otherwise at peace.

      When you think about the millions of people that were killed in WWII the odd farmer plowing up a bomb is just a footnote. Even modern wars are a footnote - the US hasn't run out of purple hearts ever since it mass-produced them for the invasion of Japan that never took place.

      Don't get me wrong - I support efforts to get rid of landmines and avoid their use (or at least use mines that are designed with consideration to the post-war situation). However, when you're faced with losing 20k of your soliders tomorrow or maybe killing a few hundred civilians over the next 20 years, most commanders will accept the latter.

  48. There was a movie with this in it.... by Virtucon · · Score: 1

    Oh yeah..

    http://www.youtube.com/watch#playnext=1&playnext_from=TL&videos=M-N_ec6ftJY&v=AR2BkmFEPSM At approximately 2:30 into it.. Sea Mines!

    Irwin Allen only made disaster films and this scheme sounds like one too.

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  49. Re:Save everything that can move away fast enough? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Just because theres nothing you enjoy seeing down there doesnt mean its bare and desolate. Even in places where there are no coral reefs, the ocean bottom is rich in uncharismatic invertebrates, the exact type that orgs like WWF and the like dont care about because theyre not fluffy, colorful or cute. Not to mention the poorly studied microbial communities that exist in such places and that some recent studies show those communities to be filled with organisms never before described.

    yeah, nothing wrong with bombing the Baltic Sea... hell, why not just drop a few nukes down there and speed things up a bit?

  50. Re:Save everything that can move away fast enough? by Bakkster · · Score: 1

    Are you suggesting that the mines not be placed where they are? Very well. I'll call a meeting with Hitler and Stalin and see if we can get this un-done.

    It's too late for that now, they're in big trouble. They're going to be SOOOO dead.

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  51. Re:Save everything that can move away fast enough? by Reece400 · · Score: 1

    Wow, just when you think Peta can't get any more ridiculous.... That website made my day, thank you.

  52. A warning to anyone googling for "seal screamer" by synaptik · · Score: 4, Funny

    A warning to anyone tempted to google for the article's intriguing term "seal screamer": the google search result pointing to Urban Dictionary's entry for "screamin' seal"-- while interesting in its own right, and marginally related-- is likely not the same phenomenon.

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  53. Re:Save everything that can move away fast enough? by The_mad_linguist · · Score: 4, Insightful

    That campaign has the effect of making them 400% more delicious to Dwarf Fortress players.

  54. No robots here. by notea42 · · Score: 1

    This would be a lot more interesting if it was actual autonomous vehicles. The article makes this sound like the same old human-labor intensive process, just by a tethered remote vehicle. It seems like a well designed set of robots would be capable of finding, identifying, and destroying the mines with minimal supervision. You could run a mothership to supply power and fresh explosives. A bit of effort could clean up ALL the mines in the area, not just the few that happen to be in the way of this particular pipeline.

  55. Define "clear up" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The operation concludes with the robot being redeployed to clear up the scrap of the now-destroyed bomb.

    Anybody else find this conclusion suspect?
    As we all know, their budget will be consumed before this happens. Or they will preform some token act which qualifies as "clear up".
    I'm not an environmentalist, just a realist that knows it will be lot easier to smash them up than it is to pick up all those remaining pieces afterwards.

  56. Re:Save everything that can move away fast enough? by The_mad_linguist · · Score: 0

    Ooops! Godwin's law. :b

  57. Re:Save everything that can move away fast enough? by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

    Ok then, what's your proposal to remove these unexploded mines? If it involves human labor, I think you should be the first to volunteer.

  58. Re: Sulfur Mustard by FrigBot · · Score: 1

    Wow, I read the AC's link. That seems to be pretty serious and a real threat, at least immediately and before it all gets diluted away.

  59. Re:Save everything that can move away fast enough? by cowboy76Spain · · Score: 1

    ... That's not to say it's not invasive, only that (short of transporter technology where we can beam it all into space) it's about as good as we're going to get.

    I don't think the sharks would like to be beamed into space, anyway...

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  60. Re:Save everything that can move away fast enough? by rahst12 · · Score: 2, Informative

    "Approximately 100,000 km2 (38,610 sq mi) of the Baltic's seafloor (a quarter of its total area) is a variable dead zone." - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baltic_Sea .. Right from wikipedia, guess there is less to worry about than one would think

  61. Re:Save everything that can move away fast enough? by CompMD · · Score: 4, Interesting

    "Unexploded ordinance is just nasty stuff that may or may not still be viable - the only effective way to make it safe is to let all the boom out of it."

    For one of my projects, I was involved in unmanned aircraft activities at Fort Riley, KS, using an old weapons test range. Downrange was a tree line that we were warned to stay away from, and there were "UXO" signs around them. Apparently, trees had grown *around* unexploded ordnance, and that those trees were known to spontaneously explode. It was too dangerous to go out there, and they couldn't just bomb the land on base, so the Army just left that bunch of trees alone.

  62. Not a flying car, but.... by Radical+Moderate · · Score: 1

    mine-destroying robots are pretty futuristic-cool.

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    1. Re:Not a flying car, but.... by RoboRay · · Score: 1

      And yet robot-destroying mines are old-hat.

  63. Under water hearing aides. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Something for the PETA people to demand! Go get'em guys and gals! Yah!

    Okay... I am calming down now..

  64. In Soviet Russia... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...robot is bomb!

  65. Re:Sooo, paying for WWII cleanup...Who gets the bi by Duradin · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Obviously the Germans should be forced to pay war reparations...

  66. Re:Save everything that can move away fast enough? by carabela · · Score: 1

    But there are really interesting shipwrecks, including some from WWII. Here's one example of a soviet sub near Stockholm: http://www.abc.se/~pa/uwa/s7.htm And a small selection of other misc wrecks: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Shipwrecks_in_the_Baltic_Sea

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  67. Re:Save everything that can move away fast enough? by toastar · · Score: 2, Informative

    I disagree, Peta protests are the best, There all about hot semi-naked chicks spouting on about something you could careless about.

  68. Re:Save everything that can move away fast enough? by gestalt_n_pepper · · Score: 1

    Won't somebody think of the animated sea kittens!?

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  69. Re:Save everything that can move away fast enough? by gestalt_n_pepper · · Score: 1

    > the exact type that orgs like WWF and the like dont care about because theyre not fluffy, colorful or cute
    You're saying the World Wrestling Federation officially endorses fluffy, colorful cute animals? Does this explain the costumes? Or the female wrestlers? Inquiring minds want to know!

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  70. So will they be fishing for manganese nodules by hey! · · Score: 1

    while they're at it?

    Seriously, any kind of major underwater operation by a government has to be suspected as a cover story for developing, testing or *using* some kind of spook gear.

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  71. Depends on who dumped them down there perhaps? by fantomas · · Score: 1

    Depends on who put them there perhaps? Many nations just dumped left over explosives after wars at sea, the Irish Sea is full of ships that were loaded with explosives, grenades, etc, just towed out and sunk. Have a read of "Munitions Dumped at Sea: A Literature Review" for example.

  72. Re:Save everything that can move away fast enough? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    That's just misinformation. Plants don't always grow back.

  73. Re:Russian army by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I can't help but notice that there wasn't 'the' Russian Army in 1940-ies.
    At that time time Russia was a part of a Soviet Union (however central) and there was only a Soviet/Red Army.

  74. Re:Save everything that can move away fast enough? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How about we just leave the mines be and let the Russians build the gas pipe over land? That would also make it much easier to fix leaks in the pipes.

  75. Re:Save everything that can move away fast enough? by frosty_tsm · · Score: 1

    I disagree, Peta protests are the best, There all about hot semi-naked chicks spouting on about something you could careless about.

    I never can understand what it is they are saying. Maybe my mind was just ... distracted?

  76. Re:Save everything that can move away fast enough? by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

    the exact type that orgs like WWF and the like dont care about because theyre not fluffy, colorful or cute.

    The women in the WWF are NOT cute, they're skanks. And what the heck does professional wrestling have to do with oceans anyway?

  77. What about the by Bug-Y2K · · Score: 1

    What about the crabs, starfish, clams, and other slow or non-movers that inhabit the seafloor?

    Poor things will be made into sushi!

    1. Re:What about the by dacarr · · Score: 1

      Hmm... crab and clam sushi... yummy!

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  78. Re:Save everything that can move away fast enough? by electrons_are_brave · · Score: 1

    Licia Fox isn't cute?

  79. Re:Sooo, paying for WWII cleanup...Who gets the bi by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Cui bono?

    Fork it up, Israel.

  80. And the traditional Russian Reversal by Xamusk · · Score: 1

    In Soviet Russia, robots clear mines for YOU!

    Oh, wait, where's the reverse part again?

    1. Re:And the traditional Russian Reversal by prozaker · · Score: 1

      in soviet russia, you explode mines ... with robots!

  81. Just take them out of the environment by AP31R0N · · Score: 1

    Otherwise a ship might hit one and cause the front to fall off.

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  82. Re:Save everything that can move away fast enough? by Drishmung · · Score: 1

    Great Cthulhu is invertebrate, no? Hmm... are we really sure about this explosion thing? Ia! Ia! Fhtagn!

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  83. Re:Save everything that can move away fast enough? by BillyGee · · Score: 1

    So, if it isn't fine Caribbean coral, it's not a plant? There's no plants in a sea that's an average of only 50 meters deep (about 170ft for you metrically challenged people)? Just because it isn't pretty doesn't mean it isn't there or important. But anyway, the problem isn't so much destruction of plant or animal life, the area affected is relatively small, but the fact that the Baltic Sea floor is covered not only with regular ordnance from the Russians and Germans, but also with tons upon tons of chemical weapons from WWII era and probably even more significantly, with untold amounts of industrial chemical waste that was produced during the cold war era and was regularly dumped by the russians into the waters all over the sea.

  84. Re:Save everything that can move away fast enough? by Harinezumi · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The question is, do these invertebrates provide more value to the human species than the pipeline would? If they do not, it makes no sense for humans to protect them.

  85. Re:Save everything that can move away fast enough? by Grishnakh · · Score: 2, Informative

    Plants require photosynthesis to get energy. That means they need light. Therefore, plants don't exist at deep depths. Most scuba divers will tell you that unless you're interested in diving for shipwrecks, there's really nothing worth looking at below about 40 feet (unless you're looking for unknown species, in which case you won't be scuba diving, you'll be in a deep-diving submersible and out in the open ocean diving to thousands of feet, not in the relatively shallow Baltic Sea).

    But you definitely have a point with the waste and chemical weapons. Maybe they should clean some of that stuff up first, at least along the area where they're planning to put this pipeline.

  86. Harri Holkeri by quotes · · Score: 1

    "The Baltic Sea is becoming more and more polluted. Not everybody living near the shore of the Baltic Sea is protecting it. It is the water of life for countries like Finland and Sweden. "

  87. It isn't just mines... by quotes · · Score: 1

    "Large quantities of chemical warfare agents were dumped in the Baltic Sea after World War II (WWII). This included 32 000 t of chemical munitions containing approximately 11 000 t of chemical warfare agents which were dumped into the Bornholm Basin and 2000 t of chemical munitions containing approximately 1000 t in the Gotland Basin. Because this material was contained in wooden crates, it was distributed throughout the Baltic. The long-term environmental impact of these agents is unknown." GP Glasby, Disposal of chemical weapons in the Baltic Sea, Science of The Total Environment Volume 206, Issues 2-3, 5 November 1997, Pages 267-273.

  88. Re:Save everything that can move away fast enough? by DigiShaman · · Score: 1

    Do they exactly where these unexploded ordnance's are located? Would be kind of fun to hurl stones at them with a giant trebuchet.

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  89. as long as i get to watch... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    i don't mind the idea of government funds being used for this as long as footage thereof ends up on youtube. also there needs to be a way to take things (watermelons, bad art, etc.) down to where the mine is to get blown up along with it to keep the videos interesting.

  90. Re:Save everything that can move away fast enough? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I disagree, Peta protests are the best, There all about hot semi-naked chicks spouting on about something you could careless about.

    That should be a period after "best", "They're" instead of "There", and "care less" as two words.

    Typing with one hand, huh?

  91. Re:Sooo, paying for WWII cleanup...Who gets the bi by Duradin · · Score: 2, Funny

    Hey now, we could at least let them sign the treaty at some place fancy, like Versailles.

  92. Re:Save everything that can move away fast enough? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Fur in the sea is a liability you insensitive clod!

  93. Re:Save everything that can move away fast enough? by budgenator · · Score: 1

    Wildlife does surprisingly well too.

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  94. Re:Save everything that can move away fast enough? by budgenator · · Score: 1

    There's nothing fun about unexploded ordinance, it's deadly dangerous. Always give military impact areas wide berth, even when nobody's shooting, what's in the ground is far more dangerous than what's flying through the air.

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  95. Re:Save everything that can move away fast enough? by budgenator · · Score: 1

    It's not that easy to tell the difference between a chemical weapon and an explosive weapon, especially if the marking rotted off 60 years ago from the saltwater. Most likely any drums of toxic waste rusted away a while ago as well.

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  96. Re:Save everything that can move away fast enough? by TikiTDO · · Score: 1

    This is not possible due to a very complex political situation in the area. In fact, there are already pipes over land, they are just not... shall we say, easily accessible.

  97. Re: Sulfur Mustard by budgenator · · Score: 1

    No the point is that it doesn't get washed away. The munitions in the reference are thickened agents so only the outer layer of the mass is hydrolyzed making it non-toxic, the inner is still dangerous today(from 60 years ago); it is really nasty, evil stuff.

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  98. The original plan... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    was to hire a bunch of mexican day laborers but it was discovered that they couldn't swim all that well

  99. Common Good by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Lucky for you *all* of the nations around this part of the Baltic Sea have decided to jointly clean up this area regardless of who put it there. They recently had a meeting in Finland where they announced the partnership; the Scandinavian countries (Denmark, Norway, Sweden), Finland and Russia working together for the common good.

  100. Re:Save everything that can move away fast enough? by dropadrop · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Add to this that we have plenty of nitrates and phosphorous in the baltic sea anyway dispite trying to regulate how close to the coast the farmers are aloud to grow plants (actually they get financial benefits for leaving a gap close to the shore). The problem in the baltic sea is not that the plants don't have enough fertilizer to grow, its that they have too much.

  101. Re:Save everything that can move away fast enough? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I also doubt that toastar really meant he could care less. My guess is he couldn't.

  102. Spinning the pipe now on Slashdot? by piotru · · Score: 1

    The pipe is cool, because robots are involved, and it will clean the Baltic? Wait, the real concern are the chemical weapons. What about accidents when parts of Baltic marine life were wiped off because of some spontaneous chemical weapons leakages?

    Besides, the former german chancellor Schroeder acting as a CEO of a Russian megacompany rings my alarm bells.

    See the pictures in the link below.

    Source [Polish]
    "At the end of 1970s the beaches of Baltic "

    http://www.environet.eu/pub/pubwis/rura/g.htm [environet.eu]
    "The total number of chemical weapons captured by Allied Forces was never revealed [...] The inventory for the Potsdam conference specifies ca. 70,000 tonnes of active substance in millions of ammunition units" the article says, that the western allies dumped their stocks of chemical weapons in concrete-filled ship hulls at the depth of 500m, near the coast of Norway. Soviets dumped the discarded ammunition without any protection preferrably near Bornholm or Gotland, or if the ship crew deemed necessary - at any place in Baltic.
    Corroded ammunition has already poisoned Pucka Bay near Gdansk in 1970s (see the pictures). The fishing is not allowed there to this day.

  103. Re:Save everything that can move away fast enough? by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

    I have never seen quite as much greenery as the explosives range at the army base in Huntsville, at least as of the early 90s.

    Can't choose between an artillery piece and a farm implement?

    Well now you can have both. Buy a plowitzer(tm) today!

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  104. It's Russia... by indre1 · · Score: 1
    Taken that it's Russia, the actual outcome will most probably be the following:
    • The 5kg bomb detonates the 300kg explosive
    • The robot sinks to the bottom and leaks some nasty oils
    • All plants, fish and mammals get killed
    • The engineers admit to their supervisors that they tried their best, but the outcome was as usual
    • The media still gets a nice clip of the scale model maneuvering in a small pool and scaring fish
  105. Re:Save everything that can move away fast enough? by KDR_11k · · Score: 1

    How many species of plant only live within the blast radius of these 70 mines?

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  106. Re:Save everything that can move away fast enough? by KDR_11k · · Score: 1

    Since when are corals plants?

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  107. Re:Save everything that can move away fast enough? by Gilmoure · · Score: 1

    That's about the stupidest thing I've ever heard and PETA is really good at stoopid! For the last few years, every time they make news, I have to wonder if, up top, they're being run by someone who's really working for the U.S. Beef and Cattle Association. They're doing stuff now that seemsso counter productive to their professed aims, it seems almost deliberate.

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  108. Re:Save everything that can move away fast enough? by Delkster · · Score: 1

    I don't imagine that's a huge number, and large areas of the Baltic seafloor are pretty dead anyway. I don't know if the areas with mines happen to be, though.

  109. Re:Save everything that can move away fast enough? by Jesus_666 · · Score: 1

    Hitler clearly regretted having put those mines there. I mean, the man committed suicide when he realized the full scope of WWII's outcome.

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  110. almost real by formfeed · · Score: 1

    That's not too far off from reality. There is mine clearing equipment that rolls over a field and just hits the ground in front of it with heavy chains.

  111. but what about the germans? by Nyder · · Score: 1

    Does Germany want their bombs removed?

    They went to so much trouble to put them there.

    I'd get permission first.

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