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NHS Should Stop Funding Homeopathy, Says Parliamentary Committee

An anonymous reader writes "Homeopathic remedies work no better than placebos, and so should no longer be paid for by the UK National Health Service, a committee of British members of parliament has concluded. In preparing its report, the committee, which scrutinizes the evidence behind government policies, took evidence from scientists and homeopaths, and reviewed numerous reports and scientific investigations into homeopathy. It found no evidence that such treatments work beyond providing a placebo effect." Updated 201025 19:40 GMT by timothy: This recommendation has some people up in arms.

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  1. Heomeopathy = Placebo by siloko · · Score: 4, Informative

    Heomeopathy = Placebo so no surprise there . . .

    1. Re:Heomeopathy = Placebo by grub · · Score: 5, Informative


      Unless, of course, you count the vast array of herbs used through the ages that pharmaceuticals are now based on

      Two different things. Modern pharmaceuticals use refined extracts or man-made replacements. Homeopathy is water with nothing of value added other than hope.

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    2. Re:Heomeopathy = Placebo by pete-classic · · Score: 5, Informative

      Herbal medicine (a.k.a. naturopathy ) is BY NO MEANS the same thing as homeopathy. You should really educate yourself before you start correcting people.

      -Peter

    3. Re:Heomeopathy = Placebo by borggraefe · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Homeopathy is not about herbs... you do not seem to know what Homeopathy really is.

      This youtube video is a nice introduction what homeopathy is all about:

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BWE1tH93G9U

    4. Re:Heomeopathy = Placebo by spun · · Score: 3, Informative

      In homeopathic remedies, the mixture has been diluted so much, there isn't likely to be a single molecule of the active ingredient in most preparations. Well established herbal traditions, from traditional Chinese Medicine to Ayuervedic to American Herbalism, all have herbal preparations with large amounts of the active ingredients. Some preparations from these traditions have been shown to be very effective. Homeopathy has been shown, over and over again, to be nothing but placebo. Just because it's 'herbal' and 'all natural' doesn't mean it 'works.'

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    5. Re:Heomeopathy = Placebo by Hatta · · Score: 5, Funny

      They should continue funding homeopathy. Just dilute the funding until there's less than a fraction of a penny per bill. According to homeopathy, this should be even better than receiving the full amount.

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    6. Re:Heomeopathy = Placebo by Sir+Lollerskates · · Score: 5, Informative

      This is wrong. An important distinction needs to be made: **HOMEOPATHY IS NOT HERBAL MEDICINE**. It's just water and sugar. It may have started out as some kind of herb or metal or whatever, but it's diluted past avogadro's number, making it just water. More information here: http://www.1023.org.uk/

    7. Re:Heomeopathy = Placebo by FooAtWFU · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Idunno. Perhaps because it's deceptive, and profiting off lies is generally considered unethical, and funding people who profit off lies with taxpayer money is usually pretty unpopular (especially during a budget crunch), and stuff like that? For starters.

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    8. Re:Heomeopathy = Placebo by Doctor+Faustus · · Score: 4, Informative

      A good example of homeopathic remedy... is good old fashioned marijuana.
      No, that's not an example at all. Herbal medicine actually has ingredients, some of which will have real effects.

      Homeopathy is based on the idea that if you dilute a substance by millions or billions of times, it retains a memory of what used to be in it (no one has really suggested a mechanism for that), and that somehow cures things.

    9. Re:Heomeopathy = Placebo by jo_ham · · Score: 5, Informative

      Dara O'Briain said it best.

      We tested all those vast arrays of herbs and treatments and the ones that worked we called "medicine". The ones that didn't we called "placebos".

      Even better, Ben Goldacre in Bad Science talks about the dilution factor of homeopathic remedies, which are diluted so much that a sphere of water with a diameter equal to the distance between the Earth and the Sun would contain about 11 molecules of the original material, with the rest being water. Any benefit conferred by these diluted solutions, which are literally just water, are purely down to the placebo effect.

      I can't remember the exact passage, and my copy of the book is on my bookshelf downstairs, but I'm sure it's online somewhere. Ah here we go, google to the rescue - from here: http://www.guardian.co.uk/science/2007/nov/16/sciencenews.g2

      Many people confuse homeopathy with herbalism and do not realise just how far homeopathic remedies are diluted. The typical dilution is called "30C": this means that the original substance has been diluted by 1 drop in 100, 30 times. On the Society of Homeopaths site, in their "What is homeopathy?" section, they say that "30C contains less than 1 part per million of the original substance."

      This is an understatement: a 30C homeopathic preparation is a dilution of 1 in 10030, or rather 1 in 1060, which means a 1 followed by 60 zeroes, or - let's be absolutely clear - a dilution of 1 in 1,000,000,000,000,000,000, 000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000, 000,000,000,000,000.

      To phrase that in the Society of Homeopaths' terms, we should say: "30C contains less than one part per million million million million million million million million million million of the original substance."

      At a homeopathic dilution of 100C, which they sell routinely, and which homeopaths claim is even more powerful than 30C, the treating substance is diluted by more than the total number of atoms in the universe. Homeopathy was invented before we knew what atoms were, or how many there are, or how big they are. It has not changed its belief system in light of this information.

      Homeopathic remedies are *literally* water - they have *no* medical benefit whatsoever apart from as placebos. (and placebos can be pretty powerful - but there is no magic - you could replace all those remedies with tap water and say it was a treatment and the effect would be the same).

    10. Re:Heomeopathy = Placebo by spun · · Score: 4, Informative

      One more time: homeopathy is not herbalism! NO traditional herbal medicines from ANY culture in the world use homeopathic principles.

      And, FYI, I DO put that in my pipe and smoke it, because there are ACTUAL MEASURABLE ACTIVE INGREDIENTS in it.

      I can only conclude you have no idea what the principles of homeopathy actually are. It is basically thus: you take something that CAUSES a symptom (not cures it!) and you dilute it down until it is pure water, and that pure water will then do the exact opposite of what the ingredient did.

      Homeopathic pot, for instance, would be touted as a cure for laziness and lack of motivation.

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    11. Re:Heomeopathy = Placebo by Just+Some+Guy · · Score: 3, Insightful

      It has nothing to do with politicians and everything to do with the fact that homeopathy is "watered down horseshit" by definition - the more watered down, the better. If it were merely diluted from full strength, then you could formulate a theory of action that was consistent with modern knowledge of chemistry. However, when it's diluted so that the odds of finding a single molecule of the "active ingredient" are 10^80-to-1 against, there's no point even investigating further. If homeopathy worked, it would invalidated all modern physics and chemistry. Since you and I are still alive and able to have this conversation over a network of computers, it can't work.

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    12. Re:Heomeopathy = Placebo by spun · · Score: 3, Informative

      Bullshit! You have no idea what homeopathy is. Homeopathic preparations are NOT diluted due to legal issues, dilution is the whole. god. damn. point. it is what supposedly makes an ingredient alleviate the symptoms it causes if not diluted. There is no change or advancement in this fundamental, central, FOUNDING PRINCIPLE of homeopathy over the 'ages.' You are spouting absolute, uninformed CRAP, trying to put homeopathy in the same boat as herbalism.

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Homeopathy

      Educate yourself before you make a fool of yours... oops, too late.

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    13. Re:Heomeopathy = Placebo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      Pfft. Here's a youtube video that explains homeopathy. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HMGIbOGu8q0

    14. Re:Heomeopathy = Placebo by vlm · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Placebos work great till people start getting addicted to them.

      Like a religion?

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    15. Re:Heomeopathy = Placebo by Lunix+Nutcase · · Score: 4, Informative

      Yes MODERN,LEGAL, homeopathy is watered down horseshit.

      Nope, it's been that way since 1796. Homeopathy was founded by Samuel Hahnemann as a way to mitigate the toxic effects of chemicals being given to patients by diluting them down in water. Also, you keep falsely equivocating herbalism with homeopathy. The two are not synonymous.

    16. Re:Heomeopathy = Placebo by spun · · Score: 5, Informative

      Again, more uninformed bullshit. You have been corrected six ways from Sunday by dozens of informed posters, yet you still persist in spreading misinformation. We've even said things like, 'homeopathy is not naturopathy.' and 'homeopathy is not herbalism,' and 'homeopathy is founded on the principle that diluting something makes it have the opposite effect.' yet you STILL insist on conflating homeopathy with actual, useful medicine like herbalism. THEY ARE NOT THE SAME THING.

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    17. Re:Heomeopathy = Placebo by wjousts · · Score: 3, Informative

      No, really, by definition homeopathy is just water. It was from day 1. Clearly you don't actually know what homeopathy even is and yet you defend it with such zeal!

    18. Re:Heomeopathy = Placebo by Neoncow · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I feel like the Chinese are doing it right. Chinese traditional medicine is deeply ingrained in Chinese culture, but they have no hesitation in adopting western medicine when necessary.

      Traditional medicine for prevention and getting people to regularly pay attention to their health and see doctors.

      Modern medicine for those times where there is no herbal treatment.

      Best of both worlds.

    19. Re:Heomeopathy = Placebo by niiler · · Score: 3, Funny

      Patient: Help me! I've overdosed.
      Homeopathist: What did you take?
      Patient: Nothing.

      badum bum...
      (Well somebody had to say it.)

    20. Re:Heomeopathy = Placebo by vlm · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Now you can claim it was a fluke. But you cant convince me that a 4 year old who didn't understand the infection or the treatment was miraculously cured by placebo effect.

      I'm unimpressed. If you have a horrible infection, its almost certain that in two weeks either your immune system kicks in and you're cured, or it doesn't kick in and you're dead. Why would this be surprising?

      Time does heal a lot of wounds. If drinking weird substances is a way to pass the time, then so be it.

      Also correlation does not equal causation. I had an infected paper cut on my thumb for the last couple days. Its healing nicely thank you. I prefer vi over emacs most of the time. Therefore vi is an antibiotic. Huh? No causation means the correlation is meaningless, just a fluke.

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    21. Re:Heomeopathy = Placebo by CFD339 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      The very moment a sufficiently peer reviewed and accredited study shows that the herbs in question have an actual quantifiable benefit, it is no longer "Herbal Medicine" or "Alternative Medicine" it is simply "Medicine" and would therefore be covered under the health coverage in all major modern industrialized nations except the US, which it would depend on what kind of an insurance plan you can afford.

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    22. Re:Heomeopathy = Placebo by RDW · · Score: 5, Informative

      'It may have started out as some kind of herb or metal or whatever, but it's diluted past avogadro's number, making it just water.'

      This is usually true, though in some cases preparations have been classified as 'homeopathic' while still containing significant concentrations of active (and potentially harmful) ingredients. Homeopathy seems to allow a very wide range of dilutions, from 1:10 all the way up to the well-known astronomical levels that make it (perhaps fortunately) extremely unlikely there's anything left of the original substance:

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Homeopathic_dilutions

      Zicam, which apparently qualifies as 'homeopathic', and has been blamed for damaging the sense of smell in some users, reportedly contains 33mM zinc gluconate, a pharmacologically active concentration:

      http://www.sciencebasedmedicine.org/?p=530

      It's been alleged that the company marketing this stuff simply used the lax rules governing homeopathic preparations in the US as a way of circumventing regulatory approval, which sounds like a rather worrying loophole.

    23. Re:Heomeopathy = Placebo by friedo · · Score: 3, Funny

      Well if you were using Emacs you could have just done a M-x fight-infection and your thumb would have been better yesterday.

    24. Re:Heomeopathy = Placebo by jewelie · · Score: 3, Interesting

      There's a lot of people with severe fatigue problems (Chronic Fatigue Syndrome, Lupus, **Crohn's disease**, etc.), that regular doctors can't help, and usually can't even diagnose.

      Without the diagnosis and subsequently treatment for my Crohn's Disease by **regular doctors** I'd be dead... as of 25 years ago.

      There's a lot of people who have problems with wheat gluten, for instance, which exhibits itself with symptoms like migraines and fatigue, but regular doctors are of no use here as they don't even consider diet as a factor in treating patients, and think that someone eating healthy foods is just the same as someone eating junk food loaded with HFCS.

      I've regularly been tested for gluten/wheat intollerances, and lactose intollerance, and have been referred to a dietician, by **regular doctors**, to help treat my Crohns, and YES, it was THEIR recommendation! And such atittudes aren't a rarity either, they're the norm in my experience here.

      What works, through the processes of science, becomes medicine, and what doesn't work, becomes alternative medicine. That's how we separate the two - it's that simple.

      And yes, from regular doctors, I've regularly been prescribed and received recommendations regarding many medicines of a herbal-like nature (even snippets of advice like trying dreadlock waxes with tea-tree oil to help fight the psoriasis, etc, along with... leave it, it'll get better in time of its own accord) - 'cos if it works best, they'll recommend it!

      Perhaps "regular doctors" in the UK have subtly important differences in attitude perhaps? Focussed towards treating the individual with the best care and advice they have at their hands, rather than a focus on assisting pharmacuticals and their associates make more money?

    25. Re:Heomeopathy = Placebo by lawpoop · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Perhaps because it's deceptive, and profiting off lies is generally considered unethical,

      Western doctors often prescribe placebos for people.

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    26. Re:Heomeopathy = Placebo by Shin-LaC · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Actually, Chinese traditional medicine might be even worse than homeopathy. Homeopathy may be a load of rubbish, but at least it doesn't have a billion people craving rare animal penis.

  2. I for one thank.... by BeardedChimp · · Score: 5, Informative

    Ben Goldacre for stopping this lunacy. His weekly Bad Science column and website have been invaluable in combating woo.

  3. Placebo No Treatment? by RingDev · · Score: 4, Interesting

    If the homeopathy is performing as well as placebo, but doctors offering placebo treatments do so at a risk of litigation, wouldn't the Homeopathy still be better than nothing?

    Or is No Treatment = Placebo?

    -Rick

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  4. Re:First AGW, Now Homeopathy by nomadic · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The Brits seem to be on the forefront of pseudo-science debunking.

    Seems to me to be the exact opposite. The fact that they were funding it up to this point is be a sign of backwardness.

  5. Homeopathy != All Non-Pharmaceutical Medication by CannonballHead · · Score: 5, Insightful

    It's worth noting that homeopathy != all natural remedies nor does it mean the only medication that works come from pharmaceutical companies and doctors.

    Or maybe it's not worth noting. I had to look what homeopathy actually was though, since a lot of "natural" remedies get lumped into it as well. Even vitamins/minerals or probiotics tend to be looked on as non-traditional medicine and thus highly suspect.

  6. Article title not true by hotseat · · Score: 5, Informative

    It's worth pointing out, for those who don't know much about the British parliamentary system, that the title of this post isn't true. One of the Parliamentary Select Committees has recommended that the NHS should stop funding homoeopathy. This is not a decision and will not automatically result in the money being withdrawn. This should be seen as the starting of a conversation on the issue in Parliament. In reality, the government has effective control over public spending and unless and until the Department of Health decides to change the way its money is spent then there will be no change in practice.

    1. Re:Article title not true by ed · · Score: 3, Informative

      Not only that, there is no such thing as the UK NHS, in Scotland the NHS is separate and responds to different priorities

  7. The Prince of Wales by pete-classic · · Score: 3, Insightful

    From the fine article:

    "Either we are governed by evidence and science, or by Prince Charles." --Edzard Ernst

    Awesome.

    -Peter

  8. but by wisnoskij · · Score: 3, Insightful

    But combining this with a a earlier /. article about the placebo effect and modern drugs (http://science.slashdot.org/story/09/09/07/1526234/Placebos-Are-Getting-More-Effective)
    You get that even if they only produce the placebo effect they will do as good as many popular current drugs for patients and without the horrible side effects that come with them.

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  9. Simon Singh by genmax · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Simon Singh is being currently driven to bankruptcy because of a libel suit in the UK, for saying exactly the same thing about Chiropractic remedies. I hope the homeopaths sue these MPs for libel, and just perhaps, that will make lawmakers think about reforming the ridiculous British libel laws.

    1. Re:Simon Singh by CrazyBusError · · Score: 5, Informative

      *sighs*

      That's not what he's being sued for.

      He's being sued for suggesting that the chiropractors were willfully giving people treatments they knew to be be useless. Personally, I don't see think that's what he meant in his article and that's his argument, too, but the one thing he's *not* being sued for is saying chiropractic remedies are little more than horseshit - there's be no lawsuit if that was all he'd said.

      There always seems to be a remarkable amount of bitching about the British libel system, but really all it boils down to is that if you publicly smear someone, you'd better be able to damn well prove it. Where exactly is the problem in that? From what I've seen of American media and politics, it'd be a hell of a lot better if there were some requirement for people to be able to back up their accusations...

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    2. Re:Simon Singh by genmax · · Score: 3, Insightful
      The point of the libel case is that Simon's decision to make the argument that promoting and selling remedies without scientific backing is disingenuous is being classified as a smear --- and the relation to this article is that that's almost exactly what the MPs are saying about homeopaths.

      There is nothing wrong with the ideal of disallowing libel, but it is the way in which that ideal is implemented in British law that is what causes most people to "bitch". For example, in the chiropractic case, the courts have essentially asked Simon to defend against the worst possible allegation that one could possibly read in to his case --- he now essentially needs to prove dishonest intent on the part of the chiropractors, which is even more unfair by the fact that *his* intent to make that claim dishonestly was assumed with little opportunity for him to defend it.

      Specifically, his statement was "despite a lack of evidence, the BCA happily promote these remedies ..." and the judge decided that the claim of dishonest conduct was implied by the use of the word happy. I don't know how you feel, but I'd say that any fair reading of that statement is not going to assume that that claim was made. The upshot of all of this is that Simon Singh has to prove that chiropractors are intentionally dishonest or pay up around half a million pounds. He can't just argue that reasonable people should have some reason to believe a remedy works before they sell it! He's clearly being sued for making a statement which was an expression of his opinion.

      A law is judged by the way it is implemented, and the effect of the British libel laws (in this case and many others) has been to chill criticisms. I disagree with you --- I think the American system, which also allows people to sue for Libel, but asks the plaintiff to prove that the defendant stated something specifically untrue as fact, is far more ideal. There may be a lot more "noise" on the news, but at least no one's being censored.

    3. Re:Simon Singh by 0xdeadbeef · · Score: 3, Interesting

      He's being sued for suggesting that the chiropractors were willfully giving people treatments they knew to be be useless.

      So they're admitting ignorance to the efficacy of their treatments?

      Reminds me of the excuses of the Iraq War promoters. Before the war, it was all about the weapons of mass destruction. After the war, excuse me, major combat operations, it was all about the positive results of regime change, despite the lack of weapons.

      There are no liars anymore, just blithering idiots with hearts of gold.

  10. this makes it more powerful by goombah99 · · Score: 5, Funny

    As everyone knows the more you dilute a Homeopatheic reagent the more powerful it becomes. Diluting their funding will only make them stronger.

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  11. Eh... no. by Colin+Smith · · Score: 3, Insightful

    99% of homeopathy is simply people using random herbs that are ineffective

    99.999% of homeopathy is either water or sugar.

     

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    1. Re:Eh... no. by FooAtWFU · · Score: 3, Funny

      I don't think that's true; I believe there's a small portion of gelatin, as well.

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    2. Re:Eh... no. by NatasRevol · · Score: 3, Informative

      Ummm, I believe they go to 10 nines and beyond. Hence they ARE placebos.

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    3. Re:Eh... no. by Low+Ranked+Craig · · Score: 4, Funny

      don't forget the "succussion". shaking is VERY IMPORTANT!!!

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    4. Re:Eh... no. by jameskojiro · · Score: 3, Funny

      >> 99.999% of homeopathy is either water or sugar.

      But ( 1.0 x -10^24 ) isn't.

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    5. Re:Eh... no. by icebike · · Score: 3, Informative

      99% of homeopathy is simply people using random herbs that are ineffective

      99.999% of homeopathy is either water or sugar.

      I suspect you have been as stingy with your trailing decimal points as most homeopathy is with actual non-inert ingredients.

      According to the report: "Homeopathic medicines are diluted so much that it is extremely unlikely that any active component can possibly be left in the solution. The committee failed to identify any plausible explanation for how such remedies might work."

      The dilution factors are utterly astounding in many cases. The most common Dilution advocated for most purposes would require giving two billion doses per second to six billion people for 4 billion years to deliver a single molecule of the original material to any patient

      The Homeopathy Wiki article is even more dismissive than TFA, which by itself is rather astounding.

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    6. Re:Eh... no. by jo_ham · · Score: 3, Informative

      A "100C" dilution is divided by more than the number of atoms in the universe. Quite literally.

      1x10^60 the dilution factor for a "30C" remedy. That's ten to the sixty.

  12. Re:Placebo No Treatment? by smooth+wombat · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The difference between a placebo and homeopathy is the doctor prescribing a placebo KNOWS there is no medicinal value in what they are giving to a patient, whereas the person using homeopathy CLAIMS there will be a medicinal benefit.

    In the former, the doctor is merely giving sugar pills (or something similar) in a controlled environment to test whether the person's condition is real or imagined, or is part of a study to see if a new medicine actually works.

    In the latter, the person using homeopathy claims that by repeated dilutions of a mixture to the point there is no discernible ingredient other than water, that somehow, through some unknown conveyance, the water "remembers" what it was instilled with and thus, miraculously, can become effective at treating an ill.

    So no, homeopathy is not better than nothing. If anything, it is more harmful because a) people with serious medical conditions do not seek out real medicine to alleviate what afflicts them, b) it sucks money from people without offering any evidence that what it claims to do actually takes place, c) it runs counter to every scientific principle of how things really work, thus dumbing down even further the public's understanding of how science is performed.

    Granted, a and b aren't really that bad as it tends to cull the herd, but c is what exasperates those who use common sense by having to listen to such drivel.

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  13. Re:Here's a less harsh solution: by myowntrueself · · Score: 3, Funny

    Oh, that's right -- since diluting homeopathic remedies makes them stronger, they'd be putting everyone at risk of overdose. Never mind, then.

    The latest terror threat; credible reports have been received by British Intelligence that terrorists plan to drop small quantities of homeopathic remedies into the nations reservoirs. The resulting homeopathic overdoses could bring the nation to its knees.

    Police are on high alert and pharmacies are advised to report any suspicious individuals purchasing homeopathic remedies, particularly individuals who purchase ONLY SMALL QUANTITIES at a time.

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  14. There's a difference by Moraelin · · Score: 5, Informative

    Unless, of course, you count the vast array of herbs used through the ages that pharmaceuticals are now based on.

    Except that

    1. it took some actual evidence-medicine to separate the few that work from the thousands that don't work. There's a name for traditional medicine that actually worked: medicine. The whole alternative gang is the ones that don't.

    2. That's irrelevant anyway, because that's not what homeopathy means. Homeopathy can be summarized like this:

    A) You notice what herb or substance produces what symptoms. E.g., caffeine produces insomnia.

    B) Like cures like. When someone comes to you complaining about insomnia, you give them something that causes insomnia. E.g., caffeine.

    No, it's sadly not a joke. The ingredient in most real homeopathic sleeping pills is caffeine.

    C) Except you don't really. You dillute it to the point where there's hardly even a mollecule of the original substance left. The dilutions used in homeopathy are all powers of 10. It goes like this:

    1X = 1 part active substance in 10 parts water. But this is too concentrated. You don't give them this one.
    2X = 1 part 1X solution in 10 parts water, i.e., 1% active substance. Ditto.
    3X = 1 part 2X solution in 10 parts water, i.e., 0.1% active substance. Ditto.
    4X = 1 part 3X solution in 10 parts water, i.e., 0.01% active substance. Waay to concentrated still, you only use this one to make...
    5X = 1 part 4X solution in 10 parts water, i.e., 0.001% active substance. Still too concentrated.

    Actual homeopathic remedies start can be anywhere between 10X and 100X. But there's the small problem of Avogadro's number. A 100X solution, you'd have to drink whole swimming pools of it, before an actual mollecule of caffeine actually entered your system to cure your insomnia.

    D) But that's supposedly OK, because water somehow has "memory" and cures every symptom like a substance it ever encountered. (So I guess since a lot of water is more or less recycled, and so many people wank in the shower, tap water should be a bulletproof contraceptive.)

    The whole thing is stupid on several levels. Not just the "like cures like" or "water memory" stupidity, but starting on the very fact that it focuses on "what causes the same _symptoms_?" instead of the actual pathogen or mechanism involved. If you went to a homeopath with a pain in the throat, he/she wouldn't look at whether you have a pharingitis or a thyroid cancer, but simply at what else causes a pain in the throat. And give you a dilluted version of that. But curing RL illnesses doesn't work that way. Imitating the symptoms doesn't cure a cancer, nor kill MRSA. It's what you get from a brand of "medicine" which appeared before microscopes and is based on little more than ignorance and wild guesses, and inability to distinguish between symptoms and cause of a disease.

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    1. Re:There's a difference by jameskojiro · · Score: 3, Funny

      >> D) But that's supposedly OK, because water somehow has "memory" and cures every symptom like a substance it ever encountered. (So I guess since a lot of water is more or less recycled, and so many people wank in the shower, tap water should be a bulletproof contraceptive.)

      That explains the fertility crisis many developed countries have!!! Damn you Homeopathy!!!

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    2. Re:There's a difference by digitig · · Score: 4, Funny
      Good description, except:

      (So I guess since a lot of water is more or less recycled, and so many people wank in the shower, tap water should be a bulletproof contraceptive.)

      You're missing the fact that the vessel containing the water has to be hit firmly against a suitable object ten times in order for it to magically remember what it's supposed to do. The object is traditionally a leather cusion stuffed with horsehair. Now, I don't know what you get up to in the shower...

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  15. Re:Placebo No Treatment? by Lurker2288 · · Score: 4, Informative

    Here you are unabashedly wrong. As someone who designs drug trials for a major pharmaceutical company, I can tell you we very often prefer to test our new drugs versus placebo, and we absolutely will report those results. Part of this is because you obviously have a much better chance of demonstrating effectiveness if your competitor is 'nothing,' whereas using an active comparator (product X) runs the risk of making you look no better than product X. This doesn't mean all products tested against placebo are "shit;" it simply means the company is minimizing the risk of a failed trial.

    Of course, how well your new drug works compared to existing therapies is exactly what many healthcare providers and payers want to know, which is why regulators increasingly demand active comparator trials. In some countries reimbursement is explicitly linked to how well you fare against whatever the current standard of care is.

  16. A homeopath recently overdosed. by Beelzebud · · Score: 3, Funny

    He forgot to take his medication.