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Microsoft Secretly Beheads Notorious Waledac Botnet

Barence writes "Microsoft has quietly won court approval to deactivate 277 domain names that are being used to control a vast network of infected PCs. The notorious Waledac botnet is being used by Eastern European spammers to send 1.5 billion spam messages every day, and infect hundreds of thousands of machines with malware. In a suit filed in the US District Court of Eastern Virginia, Microsoft accused 27 unnamed defendants of violating federal computer crime laws. It further requested that domain registrar Verisign temporarily deactivate the domains, shutting down the control servers being used to send commands to the machines. The request was secretly approved by District Judge Leonie Brinkema, allowing the action to be taken covertly, preventing Waledac's operators from switching domains."

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  1. Good work... by avarus · · Score: 2, Funny

    ...but where will I get all my v14gra now??

    1. Re:Good work... by NatasRevol · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You spend more than $1000 per year instead of accepting that you're going bald?

      It's a whole lot cheaper to just go bald.

      There, I saved you $3/day.

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  2. One step toward active botnet fighting? by jeffmeden · · Score: 4, Interesting

    This is nice (if reactionary) but how long before we can get a court order to legally fight the botnet by 'infecting' the target computers with a patch, or at least some sort of message that warns the user to seek help?

    Would Microsoft ever go that far? Would that be admitting that the only solution to the holes in Windows is vigilantism?

    1. Re:One step toward active botnet fighting? by Saint+Fnordius · · Score: 4, Informative

      It actually has come to the point where botnets are actively removing other malware from the infected computer, much like a parasite killing off other parasites so that it has sole possession of the host.

    2. Re:One step toward active botnet fighting? by derGoldstein · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I'm waiting for the visualization software that will display the fight. Maybe you could place bets...

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  3. Contingencies by flink · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Even if the control machines loose DNS resolution, might not the botnet be configured to fall back to connecting to well known IP addresses to accept commands? Seems like the logical thing to do if you are creating an illegal network...

    1. Re:Contingencies by Clover_Kicker · · Score: 4, Insightful

      1. If they were smart it's easier to make money legally than illegally.

      Really?

    2. Re:Contingencies by characterZer0 · · Score: 2, Funny

      It's really not. If you've ever been involved with, or known anyone involved in politics, you'd know how false that statement is.

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    3. Re:Contingencies by TheLink · · Score: 4, Interesting

      If I wrote malware (I don't), I'd use google, other search engines and maybe even twitter (but that's probably covered by search engines nowadays) to search for new instructions :). So you could post the instructions "anywhere" in the world along with keywords. The search engines would find it. Naturally you'd check the signatures to see if the instructions are valid.

      I'd also write the malware in perl. Pretty easy to do such stuff with perl - can also fork and run the instructions in an eval (if you think people are going to crack your malware). It'll be interesting to see how the AV people cope with TIMTOWTDI. Probably trivial to whip up equivalents in python or similar.

      Such malware could run on windows, Linux, *BSD, OSX :).

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    4. Re:Contingencies by Jahava · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Even if the control machines loose DNS resolution, might not the botnet be configured to fall back to connecting to well known IP addresses to accept commands? Seems like the logical thing to do if you are creating an illegal network...

      Well, here are a few thoughts:

      • Microsoft probably thoroughly reverse-engineered the botnet client code prior to seeking the court's assistance. Therefore, they have a very good understanding of the botnet's control algorithms. They probably derived those domain names and took those specific measures in response to their understanding of those algorithms.
      • For a botnet, hard-coding IP addresses could be riskier than DNS names. If someone is trying to shut you down, it's easier on their part to pick a specific set of IP addresses and (with cooperation of their respective ISPs) get them shut down or (without said cooperation) firewalled.
      • For a botnet, it's much faster and easier to change your IP address and update a DNS entry, leaving the botnet code alone. If you have to change those hard-coded addresses, you have to not only rebuild and push new code, but update every infected system (and any network admin on a legit controlled network knows that there can be issues with this). With the DNS entry they have a central point to update.
      • I'd not be surprised if Microsoft chose this specific botnet because it had a vulnerability that was within the reach of a court to address

      As others have pointed out, this teaches every other botnet author a lesson on what can be done. The problem ain't solved by a longshot, but maybe the Internet is safe for another night (cue Batman music).

    5. Re:Contingencies by Ifni · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I tend to wonder at the accuracy of that assumption. I think that drug dealing is a lot like acting - people see all the famous actors and say "I can get rich as an actor", but don't notice that it is only the top one percent or so that truly make it - the rest struggle to get by, or make a moderate living at best. Additionally, as a drug dealer, you also have to avoid the law - being wildly successful for 5 years then getting caught and put in jail for ten to twenty makes flipping burgers more profitable an endeavor over the long term. Not to mention the rather short life expectancy of many of the most successful due to "competition".

      So, short term, yeah, dealing (or many types of crime) is easier than making money legally. But long term, you either have to be really good, and thus invest much effort in staying one step ahead of both the law and those looking to "replace" you, or you lose the advantage that crime had, and then some. And if you are investing the required effort successfully, you likely could have done equally well working legitimately. Sure, there are the Dons and Columbian drug lords that are the exception, but again - only the top 1% or less enjoy that privilege.

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    6. Re:Contingencies by L4t3r4lu5 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Indeed. I was just thinking "Hey, I could go out to work for a month, do 8 hours a day in a confined space staring at a computer screen, being breathed on by a boss who thinks that 30 seconds on /. is a sackable offence, stressed out of my mind as my skillset is quite over-subscribed at the moment and if I lose my job I'll be in a highly competitive workplace, or I could pull a kitchen knife from my home, go around to the closest atm, wait for someone to stick in their pin, and have all of their money!"

      Work isn't easy. If it was, we wouldn't be paid to do it.

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    7. Re:Contingencies by maxume · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Slashdot comments would be a great place to put a bot domain lookup (you could check every story for anonymous comments containing domains, check every story in a certain section for anonymous comments containing domains, or even check a certain account).

      The relatively strict attitude about 'freezing' things means that they probably wouldn't disappear, compared to blog comments, where a given blogger might zap stuff or not.

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    8. Re:contingencies by Missing_dc · · Score: 2, Funny

      ##Monkey Cow Chicken Fly 128!k93>>22k5gg91

      I find your proposition utterly preposterous! ;)

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    9. Re:Contingencies by MikeBabcock · · Score: 2, Funny

      And somehow selling health insurance is considered an honest profession. Go figure.

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    10. Re:Contingencies by pehrs · · Score: 4, Informative

      Not a new idea. Google is working actively to stop this kind of abuse, which they do by forcing you to go through a captcha if you try to search for terms that are related to malware. I have taken apart a few "evil" programs that did google searches, and each time I found that the search terms had a captcha block.

      State of the art for malware is to use a generator function (typically a hash) to generate random domain names. If it loses contact with the C&C servers it will use this generator to try domain names until it finds a new configuration file (propperly encrypted and signed). For the controller they only need to register one of the domain names generated by the hash and eventually the bots will all reconnect.

    11. Re:Contingencies by Deathlizard · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Domains and IRC are dead ends for current botnets anymore exactly because authorities can shut them down.

      The newer botnets use Peer to Peer networks for command and control. Either a In House private P2P or (most likely since they're already established) a public P2P like Kademila or Gnutella. Then all you would have to do is search the network with a authorization string+botnet command string embedded in it(IE: randomhexspamtheworld). When the bot receives the search string, it validates against the authorization string (randomhex) to make sure it's your command and then does the action contained in the botnet commandstring (spamtheworld).

    12. Re:Contingencies by PopeRatzo · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I doubt you'll earn more money robbing ATM users with your kitchen knife than an office job.

      That's why counterfeiting is the way to go. You don't have to employ violence, you just print your own money.

      Counterfeiters are the princes of thieves, IMO.

      But truly, the way to succeed here in America, statistically, is to be born to a rich family. It's the #1 predictor of whether or not you will be well-off during your life. If you're born poor, you have less chance to move up the social/economic scale than if you were born in Germany, Denmark, Finland, Sweden, Norway, Ireland, France...

      The notion that "anybody can make it in the US if they work hard" is a fairy tale.

      Seriously. Be born rich. That's the way to go.

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    13. Re:Contingencies by 2obvious4u · · Score: 4, Interesting

      That is a bad assumption on his part. Drug dealers have different priorities than most people. I used to know people who would gross 100k a week dealing drugs. The thing is they would have to pay 60k back to the suppliers and then they would split 10k each and would pick up girls and take them on shopping sprees to get laid and would spend the rest on stuff like cloths and drugs for themselves. They really didn't have any money left at the end of the week. Owning houses that you bought with drug money doesn't work out very well when the IRS comes knocking, so they would blow all their funds on consumables during the week.

      Eventually they got caught and spent about 5 years in jail each. But for the 2 or 3 years they were earning that kind of cash and spending it on cloths, cars, women and drugs they lived like rock stars. The problem is that you do get caught and it is a very rough life. You have to have a very low moral standard that most of society can't stomach. But from the pictures it looked like a lot of fun. Even knowing about the 5 years hard time at the end.

      Oh, and women like drug dealers. You get a girl hooked on your supply and you can get laid whenever you like. Not everything can be measured in dollars.

    14. Re:Contingencies by Actually,+I+do+RTFA · · Score: 3, Funny

      There are two ways to make a lot of money. Commit big enough crimes, or inherit it. Favorite method: Have your ancestors commit the crimes and then inherit it.

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    15. Re:Contingencies by Ungrounded+Lightning · · Score: 2, Funny

      That's why counterfeiting is the way to go. You don't have to employ violence, you just print your own money.

      But to be successful at it AND avoid having the Secret Service come down on you, you need to do it by owning a Federal Reserve Bank.

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    16. Re:Contingencies by Asic+Eng · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I think you are aiming too low. I'm aware of many factors in which France is better than Germany, others in which the UK is better than France, and yet a different set in which Germany is better than the UK. The US outshines Europe in many areas, but the reverse is also true. Criticism is not hate, and learning from the best will serve you better in the long term than pretending to be the best at everything.

    17. Re:Contingencies by DJoffe · · Score: 4, Informative

      The notion that "anybody can make it in the US if they work hard" is a fairy tale.

      Seriously. Be born rich. That's the way to go.

      The notion that the notion is a fairytale is a fairytale. People love to blindly spread memes like this because they enjoy feeling sorry for themselves, but it simply isn't true:

      Rags To Riches Billionaires: "Almost two-thirds of the world's 946 billionaires made their fortunes from scratch, relying on grit and determination"

      That doesn't mean everyone can end up a billionaire, but it's simply false that this notion that 'anyone can make it' is a fairytale; it's borne out on practically a daily basis. If you open your eyes and look, you'll find true-life rags-to-riches story under every second stone you turn --- especially in the USA, but also these days frequently in places like China. But yeah, not everyone is born hard-working, I guess, so keep sitting and feeling sorry for yourself and you'll definitely ensure that nothing ever changes for you.

      Rags to Riches CEOs

      7 greatest celebrity rags to riches stories

      Rags to Riches

      Entrepreneur takes women from rags to riches

      Rags to Riches billionaires

      Asian American Rags to Riches Sagas

      Case Study: From Rags to Riches (Brenda French)

      Cordia Harrington: From Rags to Riches Success Story

      Local cosmetics magnate reveals rags-to-riches life story

      China: A rags-to-riches story to dream about (Yan Huiyan)

      China’s paper magnate is a rags-to-riches story, literally

      Rags to riches: Bill MacAloney: from orphan to successful business owner to CBA

      From rags to riches: Filipino weavers trade up

      Etc. etc. blah blah ... I could go on pasting these stories in here all day. Nothing worse than listening to whiny losers feeling sorry for themselves that they weren't born rich.

    18. Re:Contingencies by martyros · · Score: 3, Informative

      The notion that "anybody can make it in the US if they work hard" is a fairy tale.

      Whom do you know who has worked hard and yet failed to secure a comfortable life for themselves? Millions of immigrants prove you wrong by coming with almost nothing, starting restaurants / laundry shops / convenience stores, and then sending their kids to college to become doctors and lawyers.

      Sure, if you want to become filthy rich, you need a lot of breaks: talent (not necessarily the "getting good grades" kind of talent), opportunity, and drive. But I don't know anyone who worked hard at improving their situation who is still poor.

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  4. Re:"East European" by FyRE666 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    It's not crap in the OS that causes the vast majority of infections. It's crap in the user's heads.

    Why not just add code to check for an infection in the next Windows update. If found, then the user is presented with a dialogue at every boot that they must ok, and prevents them from logging in for 5 minutes for the first boot, increasing by 1 minute for each subsequent boot. Even lazy idiots will eventually get sick of this and do something about their machines.

  5. Re:"East European" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Informative

    MS has the "malicious software removal tool" that shows up monthly in Automatic Updates and it will take care of it - but unfortunately WAY too many people don't have the automatic updates enabled or just refuse to run them. If they would run them a couple of these botnets would be gone.

  6. Deactivated? by gmuslera · · Score: 2, Insightful

    New set of domains acquired and botnet spamming again in 3..2..1..

  7. It pains me to say this... by MrNaz · · Score: 5, Funny

    ... but HOORAY FOR MICROSOFT!

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    1. Re:It pains me to say this... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Whenever I see Microsoft pull off some sophisticated maneuver like this to nail some online crooks, my thought is always this: "and that's REALLY easier than just securing Windows exploits in order to prevent such botnets from forming in the first place?!?!" Do they have more lawyers than programmers?

    2. Re:It pains me to say this... by eyrieowl · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I think it's something along the lines of closing the barn door after the horse has left. The insecure OS installs are out there, and there's not much they can do to make them secure after the fact. I mean, they *could* go really black-ops and push security updates using botnets and whatnot...but I imagine the hue-and-cry would make the Sony rootkit dispute look like fan-mail.

    3. Re:It pains me to say this... by hairyfeet · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I call bullshit, unless you can back that up with a citation? My 67 year old clueless father didn't want to wait for the weekend so installed Windows 7 HP X64 all by himself. The default install found all the updates and applied them, found and installed all the drivers, and at first login took him to a screen to pick from several free Antivirus apps (He chose Microsoft Security Essentials, which works just fine) and thanks to my GF coming down for the weekend I didn't get to swing by and look at his new machine for nearly 2 weeks. What did I find?

      A perfectly working PC that was free of malware, that's what. It didn't have a single lick of trouble, and the only thing I had to do was show him how to install Firefox with ABP (because he got used to FF thanks to the office box I built him and now hates IE) but even with him running IE for two weeks there was NO infections. Not a single bug, spyware, malware, nothing.

      So how about you back up that statement with a link or two? Sure XP Pre Sp1, when it had no firewall and was just hanging in the breeze was a joke, but ever since Sp2 frankly I haven't been seeing malware from properly updated boxes. I have sold hundreds of SP2 and above boxes, all with a free AV, autoupdates turned ON, and Firefox, and there hasn't been a SINGLE one come back for malware, except for a few PENKACs that purposely ignored the AV trying to get free porn by installing a "codec". So yeah, as someone who actually does this for a living I have to call bullshit without some citations to back it up. Let's see 'em pal.

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    4. Re:It pains me to say this... by Runaway1956 · · Score: 2, Informative

      You have a point - any system CAN BE rooted. The thing is - it isn't being done, right? And, there is no reason to think that it is going to be done any time soon. As I say - if/when Microsoft makes systems that are at least as secure as the most popular Unix derivative (Would that be Mac, or Ubuntu?) THEN MS will deserve a hooray. I'm not even suggesting that SEL be enabled. I'll accept Ubuntu's default security settings, or Mac's or Redhat's - it doesn't matter. Default.

      Yes, Windows 7 is pretty good, out of the box with default settings. I'm not yet believing that it compares to any of the Unix derivatives. In a year or so, I may have to grudgingly admit that it really is, or I may not. That old "security through obscurity" thing has something going for it, after all. Just because you know that I'm using a *nix doesn't tell you what will work to break into my system. But, a Windows exploit is going to work on more than 50% of the computers in the world.

      Look at the numbers. How much money has corporate and private America spent on 3rd party security systems that ultimately failed in the past decade? And, how much money has been stolen due to failed security? How much more money has been spent to pay off and/or clean up after security failures? Tally it up, then tell me what percentage of that is due to failed *nix distros. Admittedly, I'm asking you to do a lot of math - but go ahead. Do your best to walk through the numbers.

      Those TCO numbers being thrown around by the industry are complete and utter bullshit.

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  8. 99% of Businesses Fail Because? by LifesABeach · · Score: 2, Funny

    No one knows they exist.

    And sometimes, that's a good thing...

  9. Re:"East European" by Tom · · Score: 3, Insightful

    It's not crap in the OS that causes the vast majority of infections. It's crap in the user's heads.

    Cheap cop-out.

    You're in a mass-market. You can not expect the majority of users to know anything about computers. You can debate that point all you like, but that's how it is. Saying otherwise is like saying only car mechanics should be allowed to drive cars.

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  10. Re:"East European" by jtdennis · · Score: 4, Informative

    This can also be started manually by running "MRT.exe" from the run prompt. The month of the update is in the title bar, so it's easy to tell if you're current or not.

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  11. MS is already doing that. by leuk_he · · Score: 2, Informative

    Ever heard of Malicious Software Removal Tool that is rolled out in in the monthly patch cycle. It kills software MS deems bad. No court approval for that.

    1. Re:MS is already doing that. by WCguru42 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Ever heard of Malicious Software Removal Tool that is rolled out in in the monthly patch cycle. It kills software MS deems bad. No court approval for that.

      No court approval needed, you clicked that you agreed with the TOS, EULA, description of what these files contain. Last time I used MS update (admittedly over a year ago) each download had it's own name. If there was a name like Malicious Software Removal Tool I would definitely take a peek inside the description to see exactly what it was doing.

      This brings us back to the whole user issue. Most users accept all updates from MS (and pretty much any software vendor) without even so much as looking at the titles of the files their downloading. Maybe if people took a little more responsibility they wouldn't be surprised as to why their friendly purple gorilla buddy disappeared (I thought that thing had died years ago but I just saw him on someone's computer in the library last week).

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  12. Re:"East European" by fuzzix · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Cheap cop-out.

    You're in a mass-market. You can not expect the majority of users to know anything about computers. You can debate that point all you like, but that's how it is. Saying otherwise is like saying only car mechanics should be allowed to drive cars.

    No, it's more like saying "people should know how to drive before taking their car on public roads"

  13. Re:"East European" by nacturation · · Score: 5, Funny

    The Ukranians, Poles, and Chechs called. They're insulted that you're lumping them in with the Rooskies, and they're rooting your box.

    The insulted Czechs are now rooting your box.

    That explains all the spam. The Czechs are in the mail.

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  14. Re:"East European" by Bakkster · · Score: 4, Insightful

    You're in a mass-market. You can not expect the majority of users to know anything about computers. You can debate that point all you like, but that's how it is. Saying otherwise is like saying only car mechanics should be allowed to drive cars.

    But you can tell them to perform preventative maintenence like fluid changes, etc. Then it is their fault if they think they know better and ignore the manufacturer's recommendations.

    An example would be brake pads. If you're lazy, you might never replace your brake pads, making you a hazard to everyone else on the road. So, brake pads have metal filings in the last portion of the pad to make an obnoxious grinding noise when it's time to change them. What better way to get people to take care of their car/computer than to annoy them until they fix the issue?

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  15. I must have missed the memo by OzPeter · · Score: 4, Funny

    Is today the day we like Microsoft?? I just want to make sure I have that right. Its not some trick to cover them acting like vigilantes is it??

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  16. Re:Methods - Ends Justify the Means? by OzPeter · · Score: 4, Funny

    It's not "president". You probably meant "precedent".

    No he really does mean "president". You see, now that Bill isn't there, Microsoft has this big tank of goop out in the back, and whenever they need a new VP to make a bold policy change they open a valve and flow the goop into a person shaped mould. Then they have to let it harden or "set". After which time they decant the new president and set him to work

    Thus the OP was expressing his concern for the Zombie like creatures that this policy has brought to (semi) life

    He must be a member of PETZ

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  17. Cyber war initiated by DOJ by RichMan · · Score: 3, Interesting

    At least that is what the headline could be. Disabling foreign internet service is a big deal.

    Could be a serves them right for registering as .com rather than .country. But this is one branch of the US government disabling some foreign infrastructure.

  18. Re:Microsoft by WrongSizeGlass · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I am by nature a MS basher ... at times even a rather venomous one .. but let's give MS some credit here. They went to court and obviously provided enough evidence that a judge was convinced (yes, yes, I hear the chorus of 'what qualifications did the judge have?'). They didn't take actions into their own hands and they released the information about it once the court ruling was made.

    The fact remains that MS was actually acting in their own best interest and that of their customers. Those of use who don't use Windows will probably benefit by receiving a little less spam every day, too.

    Hmmm ... I feel a little dirty now ... I better go clean up. I'm pretty sure Steve Jobs will personally come over to repossess my Apple Fan Boy card. Sniff, I'm going to miss it ... a lot. But, I'm rather excited to finally meet Mr Jobs :-)

  19. Re:Secret courts, secret orders, ... by Adelbert · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Does it matter? I mean, are you saying you believe everyone has the right to face their accuser and defend themselves - unless the evidence is really convincing?

  20. Re:Secret courts, secret orders, ... by Steve+Hamlin · · Score: 5, Informative
    It called a Temporary Restraining Order (TRO). In civil court cases, the Plaintiff can ask the judge to issue a TRO to prevent ongoing harmful conduct that later monetary damages after trial are insufficient to remedy. In other words: "Your Honor, this can't wait until the trial is over." The standards are high, and courts do not do this this without a very compelling set of alleged facts. Requesting Plaintiffs are often required to post a significant cash bond to cover damage to the enjoined party in case the TRO is not, in hindsight, the proper pre-trial remedy.

    In most cases, a court won't issue a TRO without notice to the defendants and a hearing to allow the sought-to-be-enjoined party to response to the Motion for TRO. In some situations, like this, where mere notice might allow the Defendants to further the harm, the court orders the TRO without notice to the enjoined party. The Order allows the Plaintiffs to demand third parties to do or stop doing something for the enjoined party - the first notice to them is when they can't access bank accounts, or their vendor refuses to cooperate, etc.

    The safeguards built into the system are (1) the cash bond, (2) a neutral judge that weighs the likelihood of irreversible damage and proof of the initial allegations against the harm from enjoining a party before a verdict, and most importantly, (3) that these are TEMPORARY. The judge will order a hearing with BOTH parties within (usually) 10 days of the TRO issuance, at which time the Defendants can object, rebut the Plaintiff's allegations, and ask the court to lift the injunction. At that point, it is a dispute between two noticed parties before a neutral court.

  21. No, work is easy by SmallFurryCreature · · Score: 3, Insightful

    If you break your leg tomorrow. Were is your money coming from? Right, your boss. Sick leave. Burglers haven't got it.

    Neither can you boss turn out to be carrying a gun and blow your brains out rather then pay you.

    If you botch up your work, you won't land in a small cell with a guy named Bubba who likes you very very much.

    You ex-gf can't turn you into your boss, even if you really screwed up.

    A live of crime sound easy, but it isn't. If it was, more people would do it.

    Take the pirates of somalia, sounds like easy money, but how many regular sailors can have their brains blown out by a sniper and nobody gives a damn? And if you think it sucks that your wife wants your wages, wait till you have to deal with the crime hierarchy. They are like the IRS, but not as nice. Oh, and then there is the IRS who can hook you up with Bubba again if you can't account for every penny in your pocket.

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    1. Re:No, work is easy by PopeRatzo · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Sick leave. Burglers haven't got it.

      And increasingly, American workers haven't got it either, along with health care, retirement and other benefits. Shit, more and more American workers don't even have Saturdays off any more.

      Companies love contract workers just for that reason.

      Ask the "tech workers" around here, whether their working conditions, hours and benefits have increased or decreased every year since 1980.

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  22. Re:"East European" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

    If MS would stop including questionable programs or new versions (not just bugfixes) in their Automatic Updates, people would trust them more. But there's nothing like having a working system screwed up by some new version of software to make you turn the damn thing off.

    Automatic Updates should not be the equivalent of loading some unstable branch in Linux. We pay MS a lot of money to get this shit right, and they're full of fail.

  23. Easier method by aapold · · Score: 3, Funny

    Going by the microsoft graphic of the operation, they could just arrest people who wear dark sunglasses and colored head scarves.

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  24. Fair and Balanced by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    It's all part of our new 'Fair and Balanced' reporting initiative.

    One day a year we publish something pro-Microsoft. That way when accused of bias we can say 'see, we published the one good thing you did last year, we are just still waiting on something this year.'

  25. not atypical by ericbg05 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    So Microsoft secretly filed a suit against 27 unnamed individuals, and got a secret order taking 277 domain names away from them, all based on a mere accusation.

    Oh, but since we're fighting spam, I guess that's okay.

    Wait until Microsoft starts doing this to go after copyright violations. Will y'all be cheering then?

    My fiancée IAL working in a federal district court. I have mod points, but I guess it's more illuminating to reply than mod down this ridiculous comment.

    Stuff is filed under seal in court all the time. The idea is that you don't want the defendant you're pursuing to know you're pursuing them if there's a high chance they can cover their tracks. You can't just make a "mere accusation" and get a court to do whatever you want. That, of course, would be silly.

    Most judges are really quite reasonable about the decision to keep things sealed. In any event, all the docs will become unsealed relatively quickly -- and if you think the court was *unreasonable*, that they abused their discretion somehow, you can take your complaint to the appellate court.

    Court proceedings are slow, but some crooks (especially intelligent, well-funded crooks) can move fast. This is the balance we've found between thinking things through carefully, and satisfying the public's right to this information, while still prosecuting agile crooks.

    In copyright infringement cases, the plaintiff would probably have a hard time convincing the judge that docs need to stay sealed.

    Believe it or not, the system actually works pretty well sometimes.

    Look, I'm all for an intelligent discussion of the shortcomings of the legal system, of which there are plenty. But you should really try to learn something about it before criticizing it. Otherwise you're just wasting everyone's time.

  26. NO SUCH THING AS IDIOT-PROOF! by Chas · · Score: 4, Funny

    Because idiots are amazingly inventive, persistent, and breed at a rate so ferocious that rabbits are envious.

    Come up with a "foolproof" way for securing a system and some imbecile will find a way around it.

    Not to mention all the inconveniences such a lockdown method would inevitably entail.

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  27. NOT a DNS issue you boob! by Chas · · Score: 4, Informative

    This has nothing to do with US control of DNS.

    They went to the domains' REGISTRAR (GoDaddy) and got THEM to disable the domains.

    Control of DNS could be in the hands of Bumblefuckistan and they still could have done this.

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  28. Re:Standing by VertigoAce · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I assume that by owning @hotmail.com and @microsoft.com, Microsoft itself was the target of a large amount of spam from this botnet. That would give Microsoft standing to sue, as well as a lot of evidence to back up its claims.

  29. Re:"East European" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    That's true but not an excuse for a stuck throttle...

  30. Re:"East European" by maxume · · Score: 2, Funny

    It would be even sadder if it were still on the air.

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  31. Re:"East European" by __aasqbs9791 · · Score: 2, Funny

    That's just what they want you to think. They are the East European Ninja's Ninja. First Rule of the Chech Dynasty is you don't talk abou.@$!@$&*

  32. Re:"East European" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The VAST majority of malware installs today happen as the result of idiotic users installing the software themselves.

    Even if you made the PERFECT O/S, how would it be able to stop morons from fucking up their systems because they loved that kewl smiley package, or wanted their fuzzy purple gorrilla back...

    Infections relying soley upon O/S vulnerabilities are declining, and social manipulations are the new attack vector. As long as the vast majority of users remain essentially retarded with regard to operating thier computers, this will ALWAYS be a problem, and has NOTHING to do with what the flavour of your O/S is... As always, malware authors target Windows because they can get tens of millions of computers with a single application, when OS X or *nix offers the same (or a similiar) level of penetration, I GUARANTEE they'll be targetted too...

    -AC

  33. Re:Microsoft by SnarfQuest · · Score: 2, Funny

    This is just another case of Microsoft going after successful businessmen, in order to drive them out of an arena that Microsoft is planning on taking over. Soon, you're e-mail will be plastered with offers for MSV1AGRA, and letters from the son of the deposed Chaiman of Microsoft who needs your help getting money out of Redmond.

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  34. MS' OS facilitates malware by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    It's not crap in the OS that causes the vast majority of infections. It's crap in the user's heads.

    No, it's the combination. On most OSes, it's harder for a user to shoot themselves in the foot, than it is on Microsoft's OSes.

    One big difference that leaps to mind, is that Microsoft OSes use the filename to decide whether or not something is executable. Have a user save malware.exe and then click on it, and it will run.

    On Linux and MacOS, after the user saves malware, they have to chmod +x malware, and then they can run it. Right there, when the user has to explicitly enable the malware, they know it's not a harmless media file; they are having to acknowledge that it's a program. And programs, unlike media files, can do whatever the fuck they want to do.

    MS also has application problems. Ok, so this isn't the OS' fault, but when you get into things like MS Word and MS Excel, the apps are remarkably bad. Who would have thought that a word processor needs the ability to execute a script (written in a fully-expressive language and executed without a sandbox!) embedded inside a document, automatically when the document loads? So MS blurred the line between media and programs.

    It's a really bad platform for security, not just because it happens to be widely deployed, but because it's just plain bad, compared to any average normal OS (I'm not even trying to hold it up against OpenBSD or something like that).

    You do not want non-geeks using it. Windows is a platform only suitable for computer experts, which is pretty funny since no computer expert wants to have anything to do with it.

  35. Re:"East European" by TheCycoONE · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Linux isn't all that secure in the way people care about. Most Linux users care about and are aware of security so they tend to only run programs they get off their package manager or other trusted sources and not run them as root.

    However I've introduced windows users to Linux, and they keep their windows habits like downloading random programs off the internet until told otherwise. A malicious program in Linux can do all the bad things a malicious program in Windows can; and if the program has a little dialog that tells people to run 'sudo programname' if it has limited permissions, I'm sure a lot of people could be socially engineered to do so.

    SELinux addresses some of these problems (eg. a program cannot modify files outside of its security context even if they are owned by the same user) but it is not feasible for an inexperienced/casual user to configure.

    As has been mentioned before, there are two/three things that keep Linux more secure at the moment besides the average technical know-how of its users.

    1. The main one: obscurity. There are not nearly as many Linux machines, and those have fairly diverse sets of software installed on them.

    2. All software (installed through package repositories) have a single update mechanism, making it easier to keep all programs up to date. In windows lots of programs don't have any built in mechanism for determining if a newer version is available, so old exploitable software can go unnoticed for a long time.

    3. Users and Groups existed since the beginning so all software is written to avoid requiring root access unless necessary. This is a problem with windows since the UAC comes up often enough and is easy enough to bypass by default (click ok) that users do it automatically. At this point it's too late though, malicious code that can access my /home/x directory already has access to lots of sensitive information (browser history, personal files, etc.), and can transmit that information over the internet.

    I love Linux, but it is not a security fix-all for uneducated users.

  36. Re:"East European" by Tom · · Score: 2, Insightful

    You expect someone who drives a car to understand that they need to change the oil, fill up the gas, etc.

    Uh, no?

    I drive rental cars, don't own one myself (several reason, not important here why). I don't care about changing oil or even washing the damn thing, and if filling up the gas wouldn't be so expensive at the rental company, I'd let them do even that.

    Lots of people who do own cars don't change oil, either. They bring it to a garage and let them do it.

    And why shouldn't they? It's not as if being able to change the oil makes you a better driver.

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  37. Re:"East European" by Tom · · Score: 2, Insightful

    No, it's more like saying "people should know how to drive before taking their car on public roads"

    No, it isn't.

    They know how to "drive" - they can click those buttons, enter a URL, write an e-mail.

    Their errors are not in the driving. They're in - to stay with the analogy - where they are driving to. Someone taught them how to drive, but nobody told them not to drive their nice Porsche into the Bronx.

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  38. Re:"East European" by Tom · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Most user don't realize that it is an executable, and the blame for that lies 100% with Microsoft.

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