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Microsoft Sends Flowers To Internet Explorer 6 Funeral
Several readers have written with a fun followup to yesterday's IE6 funeral. Apparently Microsoft, in a rare moment of self-jest, took the time to send flowers, condolences, and a promise to meet at MIX. The card reads: "Thanks for the good times IE6, see you all @ MIX when we show a little piece of IE Heaven. The Internet Explorer Team @ Microsoft."
Considering the reckless life it lead, is it any surprise it finally succumbed to all those viruses?
SJW: Someone who has run out of real oppression, and has to fake it.
And by "a little piece of IE heaven," they actually mean "any other browser".
Always proofread carefully to see if you any words out.
They should have send a blue screen of death dressed up as the grim reaper!
The Internet Explorer team has got to be the coolest group in Redmond... unless, of course, you believe the cake is a lie!
I've abandoned my search for truth; now I'm just looking for some useful delusions.
It's so sad when a parent outlives a child.
And you can send me dead flowers every morning
Send me dead flower by the snail mail
Say it with dead flowers at my wedding
And I won't forget to put roses on your grave
No I won't forget to put roses on your grave
What if I do the same thing, and I do get different results?
Hmm.. So they might show up with a build of IE 9? Would be appropriate (turn a 6 upside down).
I feel sorry for the IE team at Microsoft - they get a lot of flak for a situation they didn't cause. They didn't choose to discontinue browser development in 2003. Where it up to them IE 6 would have been superceded in 03, 04 at the latest, instead of 07. And if IE 7 had come sooner IE 6 wouldn't have become as entrenched as it is now.
They could have at least sent someone to offer condolences, but after allocating $9 Billion to the clouds we see their priorities are elsewhere.
And shortly afterward, plants surrounding the funeral began to wither and die from a exotic new fungus.
"Can of worms? The can is open... the worms are everywhere."
I think that's a fantastic gesture on their part. Yes, it's all in good fun, but look - one of Redmond's lawyer types could've gotten a hold of this, and gotten some judge to issue an injunction based on a combination of ip violation/unfair competition/market image tarnishing/some other frankly-my-dear-I-just-don't-give-a-damn excuse. Yeah, it'd never hold up, but nothing stopping them from just being dicks.
Instead, they took it in good fun, and did the human thing - exhibited humor. Yes, they're still evil, blah blah. But this has that WWI 1914 Christmas Eve soccer-game feel. So let's acknowledge it with good cheer.
I don't think this is self-jest. Microsoft and IE team love this... the current message is "yes IE6 is broken, you should upgrade to IE8/9 because it's much better". Except that it isn't. So the funeral flowers serve them well, because they can pretend the real problem is with IE6, where in fact the problem is with them.
Microsoft has been using this "network admins don't upgrade from IE6, it's not our fault" type of argument for too long as an excuse for the mess they keep putting web standards into.
If everybody suddenly upgraded to the latest and greatest IE8/9 we would still be in the same place regarding IE not following web standards. We would be free of "IE6 doesn't have a clue about the box model". But we would be at "IE8 doesn't support canvas (or proper event bubble)". Just so 9 years from now they will be sending flowers to the IE8 funeral and saying sorry for not supporting canvas...
A proper solution for Microsoft now would be to completely ditch IE backend, use one of the current available libraries like Webkit, and put in place an IE frontend that can have IE6/7/8 tabs and a proper standard backend (defaulting to the proper backend). Any other move on this area coming from Microsoft seems to be either evilness or PR (which I think it's the case).
IE6 is a piece of shit and the devs who build would either have to be criminally incompetent or they did it on purpose.
And IE7 is little better. It is just XP compare to Vista. When you are the bottom, every direction is up.
MMO Quests are like orgasms:
You may solo them, I prefer them in a group.
I seriously doubt the existence of IE Heaven. But I hope it's there, because that would mean that IE6 is now rotting in IE Hell.
It must have been something you assimilated. . . .
"I think there were three."
It's being buried alive... you haven't heard the last from IE6.
BTW the roses from Microsoft are infected with a plant virus.
"IE 6 sleeps with the fishes"
putting the 'B' in LGBTQ+
When your parent (godparent?) is trying to help hammer the stake deeper into your heart.
On a note for a similar funeral: http://ars.userfriendly.org/cartoons/?id=20070211
(Unfortunately posted by a zombie, would someone please talk to my IT people?)
The site has split up the article into a million pages. If you don't care to click a jillion times, here's the link for the results.
I know IE6 is dead, but I can't help but think it will pop up again.
"We live in a global world" - Harvey Pitt, former Securities and Exchange Commission Chairman
Here I am! Posting from IE 6.0. I'm not quite dead. (still have IE6 at work)
I was giving it some thought as to why we haven't upgraded at work... what do the bosses not want employees to do? One answer is surf the internet all day. How do you prevent that but maintain internet connection so the intranet still is accessible as well as any other networked programs.. use IE6! Web pages have slowly stopped working correctly the past year or two.
"Action without philosophy is a lethal weapon; philosophy without action is worthless."
Just wait till IE6 rolls around in its grave and becomes IE9.
it means one less attack vector for the baddies.
Every Windows user should be happy about that.
Probably misses the file, edit, view.. across the top. Tools-->toolbars-->menu bar puts those back.
Now that it is officially deceased all the thousands of instances still around are to be considered undead.
But... the future refused to change.
IE heaven would be: they cancel the Trident rendering engine and announce they're using WebKit.
Come on MS, you can do it!
Juln
It's funny, I never thought I'd live to see the day when Microsoft became the plucky underdog and Apple became the evil empire but that seems to be exactly what's taken place . . . Sure, it's not true of the Desktop OS market, but by pretty much any other metric . . .
dude, if you're so masochistic as to like using the ie6 POS interface, then the whole "kill ie6" movement is actually good for you. more websites you can't use => more pain => more sick perverted pleasure.
also, try chopping off your balls. i hear it huts real nice.
weinersmith
What is it about IE6's interface that you like so much? The lack of tabs? The bizarre rendering?
Incidentally, I recently needed IE6 to test a website for a customer that's somewhat stuck in the past. So I install VMWare Fusion, Win XP, and discover this particular copy of WinXP already comes with IE8. After a bit of googling I find a couple of ways to uninstall IE8, and one of those seemed to work. Unlike promised, however, it didn't free up a hidden IE6. Instead, I had no IE at all. So I got the IE6 installer from MS' download page. Apparently, despite its widely publicised death, IE6 is still being distributed by MS, but this time I was happy about it. Or would have been, if the installer worked. It didn't. It complained I had a more recent version already installed.
So, next step: take regedit en remove IE8 from the registry. Install again, but again the installer refused, because it claimed not to have an internet connection to download something it needed. Of course it had an internet connection, it just didn't have a browser. I reinstalled IE8, but that didn't seem to work. Looks like I managed to create a Windows installation that had no version of IE at all, and unwilling to accept the installation of one. I got IEtester instead, and that works fine.
I sort of agree, I can't stand the new interfaces for 7 or 8 ... but I also can't use IE6 since it's not secure... enter Firefox and Chrome. You can get a Firefox theme that makes it look like IE6 if that's really what floats your boat.
I'm not a bird, I'm a super-advanced flying stealth dinosaur!
yes ... which puts the menus UNDERNEATH the back arrows and the address bar. wow, it looks like crap, and is annoying to use.
Then, they added the shortcut buttons (home, page, tools, RSS, etc) to the right of where the tabs go. What's the use of adding tab support if you're going to cut the tab space in half?
And, one more thing while I'm ranting - what's up with the "call home" connecting that IE 7 and 8 do when they start up? I expect to be able to use my browser as soon as it opens, not be locked out while it looks for updates or loads extensions or whatever else it might be doing.
I'm not a bird, I'm a super-advanced flying stealth dinosaur!
Black ones? Black roses, perhaps? That's what I would have sent IE6...
Cut that out, or I will ship you to Norilsk in a box.
Not until I am given the option in IE8 to revert the GUI to match IE6's EXACTLY.
There is NOTHING I hate more than a forced interface change.
If anyone knows how I can do this without installing a 3rd party application let me know.
Otherwise IE6 will remain on my machine forever...
I answered this for you last time: http://slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=1571348&cid=31366314
I don't know if this is a joke or not, but in WindowsXP, if you upgrade to ie8, navigate to c:\windows\ie8\iexplore.exe
This will load the IE6 UI, but it will be the IE8 rendering engine. It's located in c:\windows\ie7 if the computer has IE7 installed.
Because I'd be let down if the card weren't improperly rendered.
I scream. You scream. I assume that means we're both acquainted with the problem. We proceed.
Actually I'm really glad they changed the interface, as it has helped me tremendously with getting folks off of IE and onto Firefox! Thanks IE Team! Oh, for those having trouble convincing an older relative to switch, old hairyfeet has a little trick that seems to work everytime. Don't bother talking about security, their little eyes will just glaze over, what you need is a juicy carrot, or in this case ForecastFox! Just install ForecastFox with their Zip Code at the top (menubar) and you'll find that having the 3 day forecast and weather alerts makes FF sell itself.
Now as for your problem, I'm sorry but IE8 is pretty much IE8. What I CAN do is point you to the page that will let you make Firefox look like IE6. It is an experimental, but if you really want the IE6 look without running an out of date insecure browser this is probably your best bet. Good luck!
ACs don't waste your time replying, your posts are never seen by me.
Must be the Russian cracker teams who actually sent the flowers.
Or some marketing dudes who just love advertising. ;)
Oh... wait...
Any sufficiently advanced intelligence is indistinguishable from stupidity.
REGEDIT4
[HKEY_CURRENT_USER\Software\Microsoft\Internet Explorer\Toolbar\WebBrowser\] “ITBar7Position”=dword:00000001
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