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Dot-Com Craze Peaked 10 Years Ago This Week

netbuzz writes "When the NASDAQ stock index hit its all-time high of 5,133 on March 10, 2000, it had more than doubled in a year and the dot-com bubble was already leaking in a big way. A week later the NASDAQ had fallen 9 percent. A year later it was below 2000. Gone were such poster children of the era as Pets.com, Kozmo, and — who could forget? — Whoopi Goldberg's Flooz. Here's a look back."

192 comments

  1. I'm just waiting on this .info thing to peak by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    GoDaddy said these .info domains were the future! And they let me have one for the low low price of $1.99!

    1. Re:I'm just waiting on this .info thing to peak by Pojut · · Score: 1, Offtopic

      Feh. GoDaddy has horrible tech support, and just offer a generally shoddy product. I use Proud Domains, and have been super happy with the service they provide. I would recommend them to anyone looking for hosting.

    2. Re:I'm just waiting on this .info thing to peak by thzinc · · Score: 2, Informative

      Just for your information, Proud Domains is using Wild West Domains, a sister company of GoDaddy, to register and manage your domains. Granted, the support you're getting is likely from people employed by or running Proud, but the actual product is still a GoDaddy-managed item. IAAWWDR (Wild West Domains Reseller)

    3. Re:I'm just waiting on this .info thing to peak by Pojut · · Score: 1

      It's possible that I just caught them at a bad time, but I had a horrible experience when I went straight through GoDaddy. Issues with my website randomly being unavailable, FTP problems, database crashes...I don't know what was going on, but since I went through Proud Domains I haven't had a single problem ::knock on wood::. Not sure if it's because it is handled by different people or what, but I haven't had the problems I did when I was registered directly through GoDaddy.

    4. Re:I'm just waiting on this .info thing to peak by Knara · · Score: 1

      Interesting to know.

      I just register through Dreamhost and I've never had a problem. I'm sure there's cheaper, and I know there's 1,000,000 Dreamhost haters (though 999,999 of those seem to be people trying to re-sell shared hosting to clients), but in the last 4 years, I've had nary a problem with registrations.

    5. Re:I'm just waiting on this .info thing to peak by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      I'm waiting for the "Cloud" craze to peak.

      Not joking.

    6. Re:I'm just waiting on this .info thing to peak by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ok, so you're using GoDaddy as a hosting provider as well as for domain name registration, and it sounds like your problems are with their hosting and not DNS related.

    7. Re:I'm just waiting on this .info thing to peak by nacturation · · Score: 1

      $ host www.livingwithanerd.com
      208.109.181.199

      $ whois livingwithanerd.com

            Domain Name: LIVINGWITHANERD.COM
            Registrar: WILD WEST DOMAINS, INC.

      $ whois 208.109.181.199

      OrgName: GoDaddy.com, Inc.
      OrgID: GODAD
      Address: 14455 N Hayden Road
      Address: Suite 226
      City: Scottsdale
      StateProv: AZ
      PostalCode: 85260
      Country: US

      NetRange: 208.109.0.0 - 208.109.255.255
      [etc...]

      You're still effectively hosting your site with GoDaddy and your domain is registered through GoDaddy (WildWestDomains). Only difference is that Proud Domains profits from it too. If you haven't had a single problem with it, you have GoDaddy to thank for it!

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    8. Re:I'm just waiting on this .info thing to peak by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I got frustrated enough dealing with GoDaddy that I let a domain expire with them. That's what I get for going through google first. Just figured I'd give Google a try. Any questions were referred back to GoDaddy. Great hold music but fuck those guys and the google horse they rode in on.

    9. Re:I'm just waiting on this .info thing to peak by anaesthetica · · Score: 1

      Yeah, you and Larry Ellison.

    10. Re:I'm just waiting on this .info thing to peak by sglewis100 · · Score: 1

      I bought one. Family site, mostly picture sharing for distant relatives. Saved $8. Still easy for them to remember. Professionally, it's just a $1.99 expense since companya.com wants companya.net, companya.org to protect their rights, even if they don't use the names. Now we need to have them buy .info, .us, .biz etc to be complete if they are worried.

  2. So does anyone want to buy by LynnwoodRooster · · Score: 2, Funny

    15,000 Flooz notes? Going cheap! I'll trade for a pets.com sock-puppet...

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    1. Re:So does anyone want to buy by nweaver · · Score: 2, Funny

      Sorry, no deal. My pets.com new-in-box sockpuppet is part of the centerpiece of my collection...

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    2. Re:So does anyone want to buy by davester666 · · Score: 1

      done. Though you may wish to wash my sock-puppet before touching it...

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    3. Re:So does anyone want to buy by coaxial · · Score: 1

      I love that the pets.com puppet is now hawking high interest auto loans ("Everyone deserves a second chance!")

  3. Flooz? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Who could forget Flooz? Me. Until right this instance. Thanks a lot, Slashdot, I was happier NOT remembering!

  4. What is Up with Go.com? by eldavojohn · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Okay on the list they have go.com as #8 biggest flop. I go to www.go.com and sure enough it looks like I just typed in the wrong URL and got some domain parking crap. And yet, on Alexa it's ranked 15th in the United States. Is Alexa horribly flawed or what is going on with www.go.com? How does a site that looks like that still rank number 15 in the United States? It's above Bing, CNN, Flickr and Wordpress. Huh?

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    1. Re:What is Up with Go.com? by Monkeedude1212 · · Score: 2, Informative

      Looks like you have yourself a Hijacker. Check your DNS.

    2. Re:What is Up with Go.com? by Em+Emalb · · Score: 1

      Go.com is home to things like ESPN.

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    3. Re:What is Up with Go.com? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Informative

      The front page www does indeed seem worthless, but http://espn.go.com/ and http://disney.go.com/ and http://abcnews.go.com/ look like they would account for traffic.
      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Go.com has some info.

    4. Re:What is Up with Go.com? by mu51c10rd · · Score: 4, Informative
    5. Re:What is Up with Go.com? by maxume · · Score: 2, Informative

      Take a closer look at the page? Does it say Disney on it?

      Many of Disney's properties have their web presence on go.com. For instance:

      http://abc.go.com/

      (and someone already pointed out ESPN)

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    6. Re:What is Up with Go.com? by Jer · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Wow - that is an ugly site.

      But even though it looks like "domain parking crap" it does appear that that it is the main page for the Disney-owned "go.com". They just slapped an ugly page on the front and I guess they assume no one will ever visit it.

    7. Re:What is Up with Go.com? by Captain+Splendid · · Score: 2, Informative

      Yeah, it's part of the Disney behemoth.

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    8. Re:What is Up with Go.com? by DerekLyons · · Score: 1

      How does a site that looks like that still rank number 15 in the United States?

      Looks like what - clean and clearly organized? Why do you find that a problem?

    9. Re:What is Up with Go.com? by mini+me · · Score: 1

      Actually, the page really does look like one those domain parking pages.

  5. Programmers where like Rock Stars... by acomj · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Jobs where plentiful, signing bonuses common, stock options flowed like champagne......

    I miss it.

    Then company I worked for had an all hands meeting and then proceed to hand out unemployment forms.. We weren't even a dot com, but lack of investment killed them.

    Like waking from a wonderful dream....

    1. Re:Programmers where like Rock Stars... by mikael_j · · Score: 2, Interesting

      At least you got to experience those "golden years", I was still in school when the dot bomb hit. Admittedly I decided not to go directly from high school to the job market because I was convinced the whole thing would blow up, but what I didn't know was that entering the job market in the post-bomb years with no experience and straight out of college meant most employers would assume I was just another one of those "hey, there's gold in them thar intarwebs" guys who was just trying to make lots of money.

      Sadly I knew as a kid (as in, by the early 90s) that I wanted to be a programmer/developer and first started coding a couple of years earlier at age 8, didn't help one bit since every employer assumed I hadn't even known what a computer was until 1999 or so, spent 2.5 years doing first and second line tech support for ISPs before getting a "real" job. :(

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    2. Re:Programmers where like Rock Stars... by religious+freak · · Score: 1

      It's actually how I got into the industry, barely being qualified at the time, but they couldn't find anyone else. Luckily, I work for the government... er, I mean a large bank and have had a secure job ever since. I barely got a taste of the awesomeness that was being an IT worker before it all disappeared.

      I've been considering going into alternative energy or some other kind of "green" job. IT salaries are completely stagnant (not that I'm saying we don't make good livings - we do), and with competition from India they're likely to remain that way for the foreseeable future. What are other folks' take on this? I like to have an upward direction, but once you hit about $100k/yr (maybe 120k in the Bay Area) there's no where else to go, it seems.

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    3. Re:Programmers where like Rock Stars... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Then other companies started sending jobs overseas.....

      The smart few went into defense - security clearance needed. unfortunately, the secret is out and getting a job at a defense contractor is extremely competitive. I know people and I can't get in.,p/>Serves me right for following my passion. I should have went to medical school.

    4. Re:Programmers where like Rock Stars... by Opportunist · · Score: 2, Funny

      Rockstars? Oh yeah? Where were my groupies?

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    5. Re:Programmers where like Rock Stars... by ElectricTurtle · · Score: 1

      I do first and second line tech support you insensitive clod!

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    6. Re:Programmers where like Rock Stars... by rubycodez · · Score: 1

      that happened to me too except they also gave us $8,500 each and then booted us out the door. not all bad.

    7. Re:Programmers where like Rock Stars... by MBGMorden · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Pretty much the same thing happened with me. I entered college in Fall 2009. I had known since I was playing on my Commodore 10 years earlier that I wanted to be a programmer when I grew up. There were tech firm recruiters coming in talking to the CompSci majors promising all sorts of great things. To me I was like "Hey - I wasn't expecting this, but damn this programming thing might actually turn out to be even more awesome.". The speakers were even saying things like "I could probably place most of you in a positino with just the month or two worth of college you have taken so far".

      Fast forward to Fall 2003 when I graduated - nobody seemed to be hiring. On the off chance that you found somewhere hiring they wanted a resume that was 10 pages long detailing decades of experience. I ended up taking a job teaching at a certificate factory - almost felt guilty teaching these kids these classes for "certificates" that would be even less useful than the degree I had.

      After a year of teaching I ended up getting a job as a trainer with a local government office - which is how I basically weaseled into my "real" job. They had programmers, but had very high experience requirements for hiring new ones. Took about 2 years, but through that long worth of talking, conversing, etc, they finally got the hint that I actually could code and knew what I was doing (plus was that I knew mostly newer stuff - Java, C, C++, PHP, etc - compared to the COBOL that their existing programmers knew). So eventually my supervisors promoted me to a programmer just because they already knew me. 2 years in that and I was able to move up to project manager.

      Thankfully if I ever have to leave here my resume is now sufficiently padded with some good experience, but for a while I was afraid that I'd be working at McDonalds to pay off my student loans.

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    8. Re:Programmers where like Rock Stars... by istartedi · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Dream time. Cue didgeridoo and rock paintings.

      Even in Northern Virginia there was mania. One afternoon on my way home from work, I saw a plane fly by trailing a banner "Cool Internet Jobs at UUNet". Searchlights played in the evening over Tyson's corner. There was also a helicopter trailing a big sign for some tech company... I want to say HP, but I don't exactly recall.

      Alas, the ISP I worked for was acquired by a boring telecom, which raised our pay a bit but didn't fill our parking lot with Ferraris.

      The post 911 "security boom" in the DC area was much better for me; but it had its own problems. What's next?

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    9. Re:Programmers where like Rock Stars... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm on track to make about $200,000 this year, given the current state of my stock options. It's been improving steadily, actually. I'm 3 years out of college. I have no idea what I'm going to do with this sort of money. Yeah, yeah, savings; my personal savings rate is like 75%, it's ridiculous.

      I'm a software engineer, though, not just $IT_GUY, and I'm working on stuff that's actually making a difference to our customers.

    10. Re:Programmers where like Rock Stars... by zero_out · · Score: 5, Interesting

      I had a similar, unfortunate, experience.

      I studied computer science because I loved using computers since I was in first grade, even though I never owned one until a few months before graduating HS. There was just something about their flexibility, and capacity for automating tasks that appealed to me.

      When I chose CS as my major in college, my friends were all telling me that I only needed to study for a couple of years, apply for a few jobs, get competing offers with huge salaries and signing bonuses, and I would be set. This was based on the experiences of their older brothers, cousins, etc. As a result, I thought nothing about all the loans I was taking out to attend university. It wasn't that I was greedy, I just couldn't get a full scholarship, and my parents couldn't afford to give me a dime, so if I was going to continue my education instead of working right out of HS, I would need a lot of loans.

      Then the bust happend, and I spent my summer of 2001 working helpdesk for a government agency. In 2002, I couldn't even get a summer job, and lived off $250 a month leftover from my loans that year, with $200 going toward rent, ~$35 toward utilities, and ~$15 toward food. Not even a fast food joint would hire me. In 2003 I didn't even bother looking for a job, because it was preferrable to be scraping by and deal with more debt when I graduated than to face the impossibility of finding a job. When I graduated in 2004, I jumped at the first job I could get, which was desktop/server administration, intranet maintenance, and helpdesk in a 3-man IT shop for a very non-technical company. It paid the bills for 3 years, and allowed me to support my wife while she attended university. Toward the end of the third year, I was offered my first development job, working for a small company that was bought (a week later) by a mega-multinational.

      Now things have turned around, I am earning twice what I was earning at my first job out of college, and my $105,000 in school debt is well under control. My wife graduated from school, and is earning a very nice sum too. Sure, she has $40,000 in school debt, but five years of scraping by together has taught us how to live well below our means; and with our combined salaries (and no kids) we have considerable means.

      If the "golden years" never occured, I would have ended up working at a video store straight out of HS, spending all my money on video games, and living with my parents. I never got to experience the era, but it gave me the courage to take a bold risk and become the first person within my family (immediate and extended) to attend college. Sure, it was a rocky road, hiking through the rubble that was the dot-com bust, but I made it through in the end.

    11. Re:Programmers where like Rock Stars... by Sponge+Bath · · Score: 4, Funny

      I entered college in Fall 2009...Fast forward to Fall 2003 when I graduated...

      Back to the future!

    12. Re:Programmers where like Rock Stars... by Mursk · · Score: 2, Funny
      Post worded as intended

      Are you sure? :P

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    13. Re:Programmers where like Rock Stars... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Did you use a special flux capacitor to enter college in 2009 and graduate in 2003? Please send a schematic and code samples to Anonymous Copy Editor @ programmers_where_like_Sock_Tarts

    14. Re:Programmers where like Rock Stars... by FooAtWFU · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You want a nice job out of college? Have experience. Do internships. Experience, experience and internships. Also, experience. And internships seldom hurt.

      I did 3 internships over 4 summers and worked on an academic website during the school year. There was some big-name experience there: IBM offers a few good internship programs. I won't tell you how much I'm making now; you'd be aghast.

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    15. Re:Programmers where like Rock Stars... by mikael_j · · Score: 1

      Well, good luck finding internships when companies are in that "We won't hire anyone with less than ten years of experience" phase that practically all of them were in after the dot bomb. Oh, I'm sure in certain places there were still jobs and internships for those without experience but around here it seemed like everyone just stopped hiring completely for a few years (of course, in reality they did hire people, they just preferred to hire people they knew were reliable and who had solid experience which meant jobs weren't really "on the market" in the same way as they normally are).

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    16. Re:Programmers where like Rock Stars... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I got lucky in 2000, while still in High School. A woman came to our school offering dot com internships (one of them was for Flooz actually) and I did a quick interview where I mentioned my experience with Windows Linux and a medium amount of network experience. I had basically played with Linux for about a year and a half at the time basically ditching Windows and doing it the hard way (I eventually moved back to Windows for Counter Strike). She was so impressed she got me an interview with this start up credit derivatives firm that wanted to take CDS into an electronic platform. I started out as desktop support, worked for them during college, and eventually worked my way to being a Java developer. Unfortunately it being a CDS firm and the whole mess we're in right now, in early 2009 the company got bought out and I got handed my pink slip. My experience working 4 years IT and 5 years as a developer did help me get back on my feet employment wise though. Now imagine if I had taken the Flooz job.

    17. Re:Programmers where like Rock Stars... by FooAtWFU · · Score: 1

      Of my 3 college internships, only one was near home. The others were over 12 hours' drive away. The one in Texas had housing; in New York, I paid $300/mo for a shared room with other interns in a decrepit old Quaker boarding-school-turned-day-school.

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    18. Re:Programmers where like Rock Stars... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      That is what really hurts most of us who lived the dot-com bust.

      We all grew up being told how we would be rich before we were 30 and never unemployed, --just because it was the computer industry. We heard tale of many people living that dream, working in a field they intrinsically loved and being amply rewarded for loving it. If anything happened to your job, another one that paid better was waiting at the company across the street.

      After the bust, many of us could not find work, or had to work McJobs --something we always had thought would never happen. If we found a "real" job it was at a lower rate of pay and had a dress code --goodbye tie-dye shirts, ripped jeans, and pink hair (which had been acceptable even at job interviews before). Then came the news reports of, not blue-collar industrial jobs, but the career we had studied hard for in college being outsourced to cheap labor overseas. Most of us that weren't knocked out of the industry have had to keep our heads out of the clouds, living in a world where even the once-mighty Microsoft can have mass layoffs. What was once the career that would make us special, has become just another field of work.

      Don't criticize those of us who have a hard time getting over the recession of 2001. Many of us lost money. All of us lost our innocence.

      The real world is sink or swim, and 2001 did not sink us all. But it's never been fun to swim when so many people said we would fly.

    19. Re:Programmers where like Rock Stars... by gibson123 · · Score: 1

      Yep, I remember going to meetings @ Doubleclick, they had just moved into their new building. People were starting companies w/ an idea and some funding...it was great, until reality knocked the door down.

    20. Re:Programmers where like Rock Stars... by dr_dank · · Score: 1

      How could internships be that hard to come by? What company wouldn't want a starving college kid that will do your grunt work in exchange for being shown something vaguely educational for the price of filling out a few forms?

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    21. Re:Programmers where like Rock Stars... by FooAtWFU · · Score: 1

      Ah, but they were quality internships. IBM ExtremeBlue SpeedTeam. $18.75/hr (for the first), and I learned enough practical object-oriented Perl there to land me my first (and current) job.

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    22. Re:Programmers where like Rock Stars... by MBGMorden · · Score: 1

      Oops. I'm sure one could guess that, but that shoulda been Fall 1999 entry to college :).

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  6. I did... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I forgot Whoopi Goldberg's Flooz until now

  7. dot com business model (no, not the ??? one) by Shakrai · · Score: 3, Funny

    Let's sell dimes for a nickel and make it up in volume......

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    1. Re:dot com business model (no, not the ??? one) by timeOday · · Score: 1

      Although, Amazon.com was founded in 1994 and first turned a profit 7 years later in the last quarter of 2001! (That article also announces Super Saver Shipping, which "Bezos acknowledged that Amazon's new shipping policy will be expensive in the short run, but could bring in new customers.") And now? In 2009 they turned almost a billion-dollars in profit.

  8. the dotcom boom by Em+Emalb · · Score: 3, Interesting

    How many people went from paper millionaires to "LOL..wut?" during this time?

    The only good thing about the .bomb was that it separated the wheat from the chaff, in that all the little monkeyboys who thought getting their MCSE meant $85k+/yr are no longer in the industry, for the most part.

    Basically, after the .bomb, the only people left were the good ones.

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    1. Re:the dotcom boom by mikael_j · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Actually, my experience from working tech support here in Sweden in the years after the dot bomb was that a lot of the incompetent ones entrenched themselves in "safe" positions and focused on job security and climbing the corporate ladder, it's amazing how many completely inept "senior" sysadmins there are that need to call in an expensive consultant just to make basic configuration changes to systems that they're supposed to be experts on.

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    2. Re:the dotcom boom by spun · · Score: 3, Funny

      Where is this wonderful meritocracy you live in, and can I move there?

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    3. Re:the dotcom boom by Em+Emalb · · Score: 1

      Interesting, these comments. Either y'all are really jaded, or I've been really lucky. In my experience working at a few different companies, the "bad" employees made themselves known to mgmt and the other staff via their poor IT skills (and, in almost every single case, lack of desire to improve said skills) and usually, poor inter-personal skills.

      They were lazy and looking to make a quick buck. When said buck got a lot harder to make, they moved on to the next "get rich quick" scheme. Of course, if they'd bothered to put any effort into their former job(s) at all, they would have been ok.

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    4. Re:the dotcom boom by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Most definitely not in this country.

    5. Re:the dotcom boom by spun · · Score: 2, Informative

      Heh, I was only partly serious. The boom did weed out some of the codemonkeys, of course, but you only need to look at thedailywtf.com to see there are still some real idiots in our profession.

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    6. Re:the dotcom boom by Nefarious+Wheel · · Score: 1

      The only good thing about the .bomb was that it separated the wheat from the chaff, in that all the little monkeyboys who thought getting their MCSE meant $85k+/yr are no longer in the industry, for the most part.

      Wrong. We're still in the industry, we're just no longer in the country. (G'day, mate!).

      But the MCSE was particularly valuable in my case - when time came to downsize the division, people with MCSE's were kept so the company could keep their Gold Partner status, which requires a certain number of certified people. So it didn't get me a job, but it allowed me to keep one. It puts you in a commodities market, but it can sometimes keep you away from those dangerous and horrible deep fryers.

      Are the MCSE's intrinsically valuable? Probably not, it's a comedy. Invoking the Power of Certification is usually good for a face plant.

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    7. Re:the dotcom boom by operagost · · Score: 2, Informative

      Basically, after the .bomb, the only people left were the good ones.

      HAHAHA no...

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    8. Re:the dotcom boom by eln · · Score: 3, Funny

      On the bright side, these paper millions did result in one of the most unintentionally hilarious essays ever written. So, it wasn't a total loss.

    9. Re:the dotcom boom by largesnike · · Score: 1

      all the little monkeyboys who thought

      ... laugh while you can a-monkey boy!

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    10. Re:the dotcom boom by Opportunist · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Unfortunately that's rather the truth than "separating wheat from chaff". Back then I was as pissed as anyone when I got fired while a coworker whose only abilities concisted of blameshifting and buttkissing got promoted instead.

      I just couldn't see the big picture back then, I basically live off these guys now! Here's how it works: Someone who could barely turn on a computer without causing a complete IT meltdown on the floor became sysadmin in 1999 because back then, basically anyone who could spell TCP/IP without tying a knot in his tongue was instantly seen as a network guru. Simply because everyone who could was already taken and anyone who could not could easily slip past a boss who knew even less about computers.

      Time went on and the layoffs were usually amongst those that care less about buttkissing and job security than doing their job. Ya know, the guys that don't have to care about job security because they're good enough to get a new one should the old one suck enough that you tell your boss to stick it. So what's left was rather the chaff than the wheat. Time went on and they learned a thing or two. Unfortunately about three or four things changed in the meantime, so learning one or two just ain't enough. So they are facing a problem they cannot solve.

      What does a clueless admin (I use that term loosely) with job security on his mind do in such a case? Tell his boss that he knows jack about computers? Of course not. He claims it is an issue that requires an expert for this particular field, and that nobody who must be a generalist to cover all bases (i.e. like him) can have this specialized knowledge. So you have to haul in an expert for this particular field of that "computer magic".

      And that's where I come in. Now, I'm of course able to do a wee bit more than installing a firewall of your choice and configuring it so it doesn't block you from seeing your por... I mean, your valuable stock info, but you'd be surprised how often I'm called to do just that, or similar "you're kidding me, right?" tasks. At rates that would make me ask where the other guys are that I should sensibly get for that amount of greens per hour.

      But they pay. And why do they pay? Simple: Boss believes his buttkisser. Buttkisser knows that he's overspending by some margin, but he can't back out now or he'd have to explain why such a "complicated" task does not warrant an expensive specialist (and you have to be some divine genius or boss would expect his 10-years-experience admin to be able to do it). And everyone else knows that they should better shut up anyway, because Buttkisser is usually also playing the work-bullying game and badmouths anyone who dares to question his ability as an admin (too many people noticing that he's actually a complete buffoon and the boss might catch on, so he has to be an asshole).

      So you see why consultants are being so popular these days. I can't vouch for other areas of "expertise" where consultants get insane amounts of money to tell the obvious, but I guess it must be the same. In IT, you can get by with halfway decent knowledge and charge ... well, whatever your please. They pay.

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    11. Re:the dotcom boom by mikael · · Score: 1

      One of my line managers (around 18 years ago) used to do that - assign himself the easy work and give everyone else the "critical path" work. He gets to go home at 6pm. Everyone else has to work evenings and early mornings.

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    12. Re:the dotcom boom by nacturation · · Score: 1

      And, if I'm not mistaken, one of the few instances where Slashdot has self-censored. Check it out... no comments:

      http://slashdot.org/interviews/99/12/10/0821224.shtml

      Were comments disabled from the beginning, or only after they were so overwhelmingly negative did the comments get deleted and disabled?

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    13. Re:the dotcom boom by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      in a asshat way your kinda right, I was in mcse "classes" when it happened, quickly switched to embedded systems and watched all these people flood the market

    14. Re:the dotcom boom by Hijacked+Public · · Score: 1

      If I recall correctly the comments in that story were largely positive. But this was before the bust, so you couldn't really tell anyone in the middle of it anything. People who claim to have been part of the boom and also claim they knew it was going bust are lying about one part of both. Every single person of the hundreds and hundreds I met while working at startup(s) thought a million dollar payday was just around the corner.

      I think some of Slashdot's archives have comments stripped away for some reason. I doubt it is to hide negativity. That was a time when people were asking Malda what kind of car a millionare geek drives....that sort of thing...geeks embraced the trapping of temporary wealth just like everyone else did.

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    15. Re:the dotcom boom by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The only good thing about the .bomb was that it separated the wheat from the chaff, in that all the little monkeyboys who thought getting their MCSE meant $85k+/yr are no longer in the industry, for the most part.

      That's the most bullshit statement I've seen on this page yet. Half of the fucktards I worked with are probably STILL at their jobs. No certs, no education, NO APTITUDE. They just knew how to suck cock.

    16. Re:the dotcom boom by Pomme+de+Terre! · · Score: 1

      I remember when this was posted -- how could one forget, after all? -- and I'm pretty sure that comments were enabled.

  9. Ha, My .com artifacts lasted longer... by nweaver · · Score: 5, Funny

    I still have, in my office, my pets.com sock puppet (still in box), the business cards for Petopia.com's CEO and CFO, my webvan box, and most precious, the receipt for 1 pack of lifesavers (5 flavor, $.48) delivered by Webvan for no-charge.

    Ahh, those were good times...

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    1. Re:Ha, My .com artifacts lasted longer... by longacre · · Score: 5, Funny

      1 pack of lifesavers (5 flavor, $.48) delivered by Webvan for no-charge.

      The dotcom implosion can actually be traced back to this particular transaction. Way to go.

    2. Re:Ha, My .com artifacts lasted longer... by nweaver · · Score: 2, Funny

      You're welcome!

      Seriously, the office of grad students I was in, we made it our DUTY to help the dumb net companies implode. EG, we were really really good at exploiting ValueAmerica, and everytime Webvan had 2L bottles of diet coke on special, we'd order a ton delivered to our door...

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    3. Re:Ha, My .com artifacts lasted longer... by AuMatar · · Score: 1

      Amusingly enough, Amazon is in grocery delivery in Seattle. But they're smart enough for a $40 minimum order and free delivery only over $80. When I use them I tend to order 12 packs until I hit the magic 80.

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    4. Re:Ha, My .com artifacts lasted longer... by coaxial · · Score: 1

      Yeah webvan. I thought it was stupid. It folded. YET, Safeway delivers.

      I saw webvan trucks in the wild. I even had a roommate a few years ago have groceries delivered from Safeway.

      Has the kozmo.com domain come up for renewal yet?

  10. FF to 2020 by srussia · · Score: 1

    Let's sell dimes for a nickel and make it up in volume......

    dot.bank model: Let's sell dimes for a nickel and make it up in bailouts...

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    1. Re:FF to 2020 by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Nononono. It's pocket the dimes, claim you lost quarters and then whine for bailouts. And when you got it, you again pocket the dimes... it's self sustaining from there.

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  11. And by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Idiots like Harry Dent predicted that the NASDAQ would be 20,000 by now.

    1. Re:And by ChrisMaple · · Score: 1

      IIRC, Dent's claim was that based on certain historical metrics, the Dow-Jones Industrial Average should be at a particular value at that time. His claim was not that it would be at some price.

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  12. Being naive, I lost a lot of money that year by cytoman · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I hate being reminded of the dot com bubble. I had some good money in blue chip stocks and good mutual funds. I saw people making money like crazy all around me by investing in mutual funds that were heavily into tech stocks. So I took out a huge portion of my money and transferred it to the tech mutual funds and very soon after, the bubble burst. I had the misfortune of buying at the peak of the bubble and lost a very large amount of hard earned money. I don't know when I'll get over that.

    1. Re:Being naive, I lost a lot of money that year by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Hey, can you let us know when and where you're investing next? I need to know what to sell.

    2. Re:Being naive, I lost a lot of money that year by dkleinsc · · Score: 4, Insightful

      It depends: Did you do the same thing in mortgage banking a couple of years ago?

      And you've learned some important lessons about investing, like:
      1. Don't trust hype.
      2. No, really, don't trust hype.
      3. If you invest on momentum, you've probably already missed the boat.
      4. Profitable companies are better investments than unprofitable companies for a reason.
      5. Don't be afraid to be conservative. You might not make as much as the folks who risk a lot, but you're much more likely to hang onto your cash.

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    3. Re:Being naive, I lost a lot of money that year by cytoman · · Score: 1

      After being burnt like that, I have become overly conservative in my investments and have gone to the other extreme - now I own 90% of my investments in treasury bonds. At least I know that there will be something there for me when I retire.

    4. Re:Being naive, I lost a lot of money that year by cytoman · · Score: 1

      This damn thread is bringing back all my deep and buried nightmarish memories - I lost of huge amount of money buying things at cyberrebate.com . Do you guys remember that company? Pay an insane amount of money upfront and get it all back as rebate a few months later - it worked well for the first few things I bought and then, when I went all in for the big ticket items, the company went under.

    5. Re:Being naive, I lost a lot of money that year by natehoy · · Score: 1

      Yup, and we'll do it again.

      The response to every one of your excellent points with..

      "With greater risks come greater rewards."

      And what better way to risk than by breaking the law? The government will reward you by bailing your ass out! As long as you're still rich.

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    6. Re:Being naive, I lost a lot of money that year by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      now I own 90% of my investments in treasury bonds. At least I know that there will be something there for me when I retire.

      Are you sure?

    7. Re:Being naive, I lost a lot of money that year by Citizen+of+Earth · · Score: 1

      Keep in mind that the coming Green-Tech stock bubble will be a lot like the dot-com one. Make sure you bail out at the right time.

    8. Re:Being naive, I lost a lot of money that year by monoi · · Score: 1

      Have you ever considered a career as a canary in a coal mine? You'd make millions.

    9. Re:Being naive, I lost a lot of money that year by operagost · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I'm going to assume you weren't shooting for a "+1 Funny" and just say that the dollar's looking pretty weak lately. However, not being an expert, all I can suggest is to fill the pantry and buy gold and silver when everything goes to hell!

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    10. Re:Being naive, I lost a lot of money that year by AuMatar · · Score: 2, Interesting

      THe US hasn't defaulted on a bond since its inception. If we did default on our bonds, it would mean almost immediate crashing of the world economy and most likely war with China. So yes, I'd be pretty sure- in the small percentage chance you're wrong, you probably won't live long enough for it to matter.

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    11. Re:Being naive, I lost a lot of money that year by TheNarrator · · Score: 2, Interesting

      If you are into investing in bubbles remember this famous quote:

      "Economic history is a never-ending series of episodes based on falsehoods and lies, not truths. It represents the path to big money. The object is to recognize the trend whose premise is false, ride that trend, and step off before it is discredited." - George Soros

    12. Re:Being naive, I lost a lot of money that year by CrimsonAvenger · · Score: 1

      I lost of huge amount of money buying things at cyberrebate.com . Do you guys remember that company? Pay an insane amount of money upfront and get it all back as rebate a few months later - it worked well for the first few things I bought and then, when I went all in for the big ticket items, the company went under.

      It's called a pyramid scheme.

      Useful clue: when someone offers you lots of money later if you'll give him lots of your money now, he's not your friend.

      It's a real shame that nowhere in the modern education system do they teach you the fundamentals of the basic cons....

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    13. Re:Being naive, I lost a lot of money that year by DCFusor · · Score: 1
      We made a ton -- fair and square. My outfit did consulting, software, product development for both large established firms, and startups. This made it easy to predict when the bubble was going to pop, actually. We had customers coming out of our ears with no business plan, no market research, no skills of their own, and just some Vulture capital and an insistence that if we could just make their vision, they'd all be rich and make us rich too. The looks in their eyes when we asked for plain old cash instead of options told it all. We rejected many of those losers, not wanting the karma associated with the obvious epic fail that was going to happen to them.

      And as a result of the observation, wound up advising some customers we consulted for to get the heck out of the markets -- too good to be true is, well, too good to be true. As a result a few very rich people think they owe me favors.

      I now trade the markets for a living, having not much better to do for dough, and I turned out to be good at it. I am now stealing our bailout money back from Goldman and others for fun and profit. Feels pretty good, actually. One failure shouldn't make you give up -- it should make you learn the game. Did you really expect to make one decision once, and profit without further effort from it forever? Why are you so special? No one else gets that deal. You have to earn it -- or you should earn it, because else the results don't make you happy anyway.

      And the poster below is right: Once everyone is into a trip in the markets, it's time to get out, the big guys are and sticking Joe Dumbguy with overpriced stuff they are ditching. Think of it this way - if everyone is in the market fully, and all are bullish, who is left to buy more stocks and keep the prices rising? No one, so the first guy who wants to sell blows the whole show.

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    14. Re:Being naive, I lost a lot of money that year by Knara · · Score: 1

      How old are you? If you're under like, 50, you're almost self-destructively conservative.

    15. Re:Being naive, I lost a lot of money that year by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Mod parent informative.

      I'm a derivatives trader.

    16. Re:Being naive, I lost a lot of money that year by clampolo · · Score: 1

      It's a real shame that nowhere in the modern education system do they teach you the fundamentals of the basic cons....

      Common sense is one of those things you have to be born with.

    17. Re:Being naive, I lost a lot of money that year by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I bet it's Toyota!

      Seriously, if I purchased Dell stock instead of my first computer in 1994, it would have been worth $6 million in 2000. Someone find me a time machine so I can go back and kick my own ass!

    18. Re:Being naive, I lost a lot of money that year by gibson123 · · Score: 1

      Sorry, that happened to many folks I know, and I got caught up also. I knew the gig was up when I get my haircut, (I lived in the Upper East Side, NYC), my barber told me how she had made x amount of dollars that day trading such and such a tech stock, a tip from one of her customers. I should have went home and sold right away, I knew it was too good to be true. Moral of the story "stop loss", and learn an important lesson to fight another day.

    19. Re:Being naive, I lost a lot of money that year by mikael_j · · Score: 1

      Did you really expect to make one decision once, and profit without further effort from it forever? Why are you so special? No one else gets that deal.

      Well, the reason so many people hope for and invest in this sort of thing is because there really are those who manage to make it this way, and it's not just lottery winners either, there is a small handful of people out there who just happened to invest a few thousand dollar in some friend's crazy startup company that went huge. But for every guy like that there's a thousand who just lost their money.

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    20. Re:Being naive, I lost a lot of money that year by Zorpheus · · Score: 1

      A much better way than investing in a bubble is to be a manager of a fund.
      You get insane bonusses while the bubble is growing. And when it collapses you can only loose that job, you will keep your money.
      As a fund manager bubbles are a risk-free way to make money, as an investor they are not. Maybe it is not in your interest to listen to such ideas from these people...

    21. Re:Being naive, I lost a lot of money that year by Jedi+Alec · · Score: 1

      Ehmm, no. It's what you get from bumping your head into a concrete wall a couple of times. Ofcourse if mummy then goes around and blames the concrete wall instead of telling you to fucking watch where you're going...you'll never learn.

      Now...the truly wise learn by watching *other* people run into concrete walls, which is why the internet is so bloody useful ;-)

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  13. Kozmo.com by 93+Escort+Wagon · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Seems like we have these retrospectives on the dot-com bubble every 1-2 years - guess it's being driven by all the still-unemployed programmers.

    I will mention (as I do in every dot-com retrospective thread) a bunch of my coworkers did their best to bankrupt Kozmo.com - unintentionally, of course. But with no minimum charge, it was the "go to" place whenever anyone was jonesing for a pint of Ben and Jerry's or even a Snickers bar.

    Oh, and we can't have one of these threads without mentioning Eazel!

    It's amazing how so many of these companies had no business plan whatsoever. It's REALLY amazing that, back then, some people were actually defending this practice! People who asked "what's the long term business plan" were ridiculed as being small minded or being guilty of outmoded thinking.

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    1. Re:Kozmo.com by Darkness404 · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Really, the business plan that worked for most .com businesses and still do, is get bought out. Really, get a million or two for the founders and give the employees early retirement. Plus, if you said "Hey, I founded YouTube" you can bet that you'd get a job, even though YouTube is chronically unprofitable.

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    2. Re:Kozmo.com by ClosedSource · · Score: 4, Funny

      But now we have companies with down-to-earth business plans - like twitter.

    3. Re:Kozmo.com by jimicus · · Score: 2, Informative

      "Get bought out" is not a business plan, it's an exit plan.

      A business plan is "I'm going to do X, Y and Z. It will cost N (expenditure and arithmetic to prove it) and produce a product which can be sold for A (show arithmetic to prove it). Selling this product B number of times per week (show arithmetic to demonstrate this is realistic) will generate a gross profit of C. Heck, even if I only sell this product (B/2) times per week I'll cover my costs.

      Competitors include Rod, Jane and Freddy - all of whom are making strong profits, which proves that in principle that such a business can work. But I'm better than all of them because my costs will be lower and I don't smell of old socks."

    4. Re:Kozmo.com by Wireless+Joe · · Score: 3, Insightful

      But now we have companies with down-to-earth business plans - like twitter.

      And large banks.
      And airlines.
      And auto manufacturers.
      And newspapers.
      And publishers.
      And Malls/retail.

      God, I just got myself depressed again.

    5. Re:Kozmo.com by Darkness404 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      But that doesn't work when it comes to most internet systems. Its a lot easier and generally more successful if you want to make the most money to find a niche, fill it, offer your company up for sale, until it sells use ad revenue to keep up until they sell to MS, Amazon, Google, etc.

      Yeah, its not a long term plan but its been a pretty successful plan, just ask the founders of YouTube, Neopets, Picasa, and any number of sites or products acquired.

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    6. Re:Kozmo.com by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're not that new around here, but in the dot-com era, "get bought out" or at least "IPO!" WAS the business plan.

      See: underpants gnomes

    7. Re:Kozmo.com by PerfectionLost · · Score: 2, Funny

      And newspapers.

      Did you mean to make this plural?

    8. Re:Kozmo.com by natehoy · · Score: 1

      Actually, you laugh, but....

      Twitter's business plan involves keeping expenses low and profiting on margin.

      Most of the companies that died when the bubble burst were doing things that could not be maintained under any circumstances. Companies would actually PAY YOU 50 cents an hour to run a banner bar when they weren't making that much money on the ads you were ignoring, or deliver your groceries to you without charging for shipping and with no order minimum, or buy million-dollar ads in the Superbowl that didn't even mention their company or what they did.

      Compared to that, Twitter is a marvel of planning and execution. I'm not saying in the real world it is, but compared to the companies that died with the bubble, they are. And they'll probably do OK.

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    9. Re:Kozmo.com by Citizen+of+Earth · · Score: 1

      Really, the business plan that worked for most .com businesses and still do, is get bought out.

      You'll want to do an IPO before you get bought out. If you've got the right business concept to get caught up in a market craze, you can print your own money. E.g., have a Green-Tech startup in a few years. You'll have your IPO buy-out money before Wall Street figures out that Green Tech doesn't work.

    10. Re:Kozmo.com by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "I'm going to do create a business. It will cost 5 million (4 people full time) and produce a company which can be sold for 10 million (2x what I paid into it). Selling this company once (2x) will generate a gross profit of 5 million. Heck, even if I only sell this product once ever I'll cover my costs."

      There are people out there that do JUST that...

    11. Re:Kozmo.com by Ma8thew · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Please explain where Twitter's revenue comes from.

    12. Re:Kozmo.com by MaWeiTao · · Score: 1

      From what I've seen this is a far more common business model than you realize, at least in the US. I currently have a client who builds up these companies with the explicit intention of selling them. He develops the product or service to the point that it's attractive to potential buyers and then sells it to the highest bidder. This guy has access to huge pool of patents so it's just a matter of finding one that has potential and bringing in investors.

      I have friend who is currently working for a company with the same goal of being sold off to someone else. In that case they actually are a web-based business.

    13. Re:Kozmo.com by SydShamino · · Score: 1

      X = "Get"
      Y = "Bought"
      Z = "Out"

      "I'm going to get bought out. It will cost $1,000,000 (seed money) and product a product (the company) which can be sold for $20,000,000 (fuzzy math). Selling this product 1 time will generate a gross profit of $19,000,000. Heck, even if I only sell half this product (IPO then sell off 49% of shares) I'll cover my costs."

      Your mistakenly assuming that the product is something this company will design or build. The product is the company.

      During the dot com bubble, such companies flourished. Most died a horrible death thereafter.

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    14. Re:Kozmo.com by imakemusic · · Score: 2, Funny

      I'm not sure I like the idea of an airline with a down-to-earth business plan.

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    15. Re:Kozmo.com by Darinbob · · Score: 2, Interesting

      The problem with the "new economy" of the dot com boom is that people didn't believe this. Smart people didn't believe it either, not just the dumb ones. This isn't just a dot com thing, the trend has been around awhile. For instance, if you go back to the 50's and 60's, the big stocks people wanted to buy were from blue chip companies that gave dividends. That model meant that stock holders got a share of the profits, a classic capitalist model. The stock price may not change very much, but you still get a return on investment and don't have to sell the stocks to make money from them.

      Over time the model has changed so that the big trend is to buy stocks that grow, and you make your money when you sell the stocks. These may not pay dividends because there's no actual profits being made (either bad business model, or because all profits are funneled right back into accelerating growth). Fundamentally from my background in science and engineering, this seems unsustainable. Companies can not grow forever. This attitude towards high growth stocks encouraged changing business trends too: focusing all attention on the actual stock price, increased mergers and acquisitions, hyping companies, etc.

      At the same time, and possibly for similar reasons, there's been a trend away from long term gains towards short term profits. Quarterly numbers are given magnified importance. Day traders scraping up the pennies from extremely short trends.

      The dot com rode both trends. What mattered was growth, and how good you looked today. What you looked like in 2 or 3 years or what your earnings might be was not considered that important to many investors. People who worried about this stuff were considered the chumps still stuck in the old economy. The stupid people just wanted to ride the rising wave forever. The smart people though wanted to ride the wave but jump off before it crashed back down, so they wanted exit plans. Party today, and worry about the hangover tomorrow.

      The recent crash is similar in many ways. Otherwise smart people just can't resist getting on the rollercoaster. Profits are going up and you don't want to look like a chump playing it safe with traditional banking. They probably told themselves they could jump off before things went back down again (just one drink, I can quit any time).

    16. Re:Kozmo.com by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Search engines

      Google Bing Yahoo!

    17. Re:Kozmo.com by jimicus · · Score: 1

      Most died a horrible death thereafter.

      Which is precisely why I argue that "get bought out" is not a solid business plan.

      At the very least, you need to have some idea what you're going to do to a company to make it worth being bought out.

    18. Re:Kozmo.com by jimicus · · Score: 1

      Your client has something with potential value that many dot-com companies didn't - his patent portfolio.

      He still has to identify one or more patents that might have potential and set up a business based around using those patents.

      Contrast that to companies with ideas which amounted to "We'll sell on the internet. We'll do better than everyone else because unlike a bricks & mortar store, we have a potential market of 6 billion people (oh, except those without Internet access. And those who can't read English because we're not planning on running a website in many different languages. And we're not going to ship outside the US.)"

      They overlooked minor issues like price - many were selling commodity items which it's virtually impossible to compete with major supermarkets on because they are big enough to buy direct from the manufacturer. Also minor issues like delivery - not everyone has an employer that will let them take a delivery of a sack of dog food in the middle of the day, and few people will take a day off for such a delivery. And issues like convenience - it isn't particularly convenient to buy one item online when you still need to go down to the supermarket to do your weekly shop, particularly when the item(s) on offer can be purchased just as easily from the supermarket.

      They wound up with a business which not only operated at a stinking loss, it was never likely to operate at a profit. Who in their right mind wants to buy a business which is never likely to turn a profit? At least with something like YouTube they have a product lots of advertisers want (enormous numbers of visitors), and Google has a remarkable talent for turning enormous numbers of visitors into real money out of advertising.

  14. Where were YOU when the bomb dropped? by greywire · · Score: 1

    Yeah it was good times. I was making more money than I had ever made, we had catered lunches in the office every day, and we got to go to events at the beach (it was an "extreme sports" website).

    And then come monday we are told not to even report to work and that we'd be turned away if we did. Nice! Guess they thought we would loot the office or something. I wouldn't have minded taking one of those $500 Aeron chairs home...

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    1. Re:Where were YOU when the bomb dropped? by spun · · Score: 5, Funny

      I'm pretty sure that I was head of IT for a non-profit medical marijuana club in San Francisco.

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    2. Re:Where were YOU when the bomb dropped? by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      That's what you get for slacking and not coming in on weekends.

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    3. Re:Where were YOU when the bomb dropped? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I was working as a highly paid consultant and lost a bunch in my portfolio because I wasn't paying attention. Normally, I'd sell after a 10% drop in any stock off the peak regardless of the reason. I didn't this time because I believed in the company.

      As an example, I purchased 10,000 shrs of SUNW in 1993 at $3.12. In 2000, it closed at $97.25. I didn't sell until 5 yrs later with an annualized gain of 23%. Not bad until you look at the real dollars involved. At the peek, I had a 3100% gain. Yes, I'm an idiot.

      Anyone got me bet for stupidity? I was feeling good and purchased a new car.

      Bill Joy, you suck.

    4. Re:Where were YOU when the bomb dropped? by oldhack · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Saw the ship sinking, jumped it and went on extended cheap backpacking. Rode out good part of the bust. Good times.

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    5. Re:Where were YOU when the bomb dropped? by greywire · · Score: 2, Funny

      Pretty sure?

      Must have been some good sh!t...

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    6. Re:Where were YOU when the bomb dropped? by mandelbr0t · · Score: 1

      Definitely good times. And I can't even talk about the stuff we did without implicating myself and a bunch of coworkers in unethical behavior. And, one day, it was just over. I ended up working in a parking lot and becoming one of the used bookstore's best customers. I've never quite gotten back there...

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    7. Re:Where were YOU when the bomb dropped? by greywire · · Score: 1

      Funny, after a couple short odd web design jobs I couldn't get anything going, so I worked in a used bookstore for a while. Well, not used, but highly discounted.

      Now, on the weekends, I had money to enjoy all the boozin' and drugs I cared to partake of.

      Since then I've slowly climbed back up and beyond, started a family, and stopped enjoying my weekends.. :)

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    8. Re:Where were YOU when the bomb dropped? by spun · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Hehe, yeah, just a little joke. In reality, we had a state of the art integrated membership, document management, inventory, and point of sales system, hosted on a server with encrypted hard drives, in a locked and booby trapped closet, with hidden kill switches placed in strategic locations around the club, at foot level so we could kick them if the cops threw us up against the wall. Stoned or not, it was some of my best work. :)

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    9. Re:Where were YOU when the bomb dropped? by coaxial · · Score: 1

      You are my hero. It's a cypherpunk's dream come true.

    10. Re:Where were YOU when the bomb dropped? by spun · · Score: 1

      That's exactly what I thought at the time, but in the end, corrupt management embezzled all the profits and CHAMP went under. Plus, you know, there aren't that many places that will look kindly on that sort of an entry on a resume...

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    11. Re:Where were YOU when the bomb dropped? by coaxial · · Score: 1

      Especially since it's a conspiracy to destroy evidence.

    12. Re:Where were YOU when the bomb dropped? by spun · · Score: 1

      The legal idea was not to destroy the evidence or deny all of it to the Feds forever, it was to maintain control over it and attempt to assert doctor-patient privilege to prevent them from obtaining it legally. If they already have it, that's kind of a moot point. We knew we weren't going to protect ourselves, we just didn't want them going after our clients.

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    13. Re:Where were YOU when the bomb dropped? by coaxial · · Score: 1

      A friend of mine was at Intel at the time. He says when the bubble burst, literally overnight it went from catered dinners with all the booze you could drink, to only being allowed one pen a week. He says he remembers going to the supply closet for a pen, found it locked, and when he asked for the key, was challenged with, "Didn't you get a pen yesterday?"

  15. Still exist by Darkness404 · · Score: 1

    It's okay to sell products for less than what they cost you, because that will bring you lots of customers.

    And really, its ok for the founders, they get lots of money. Look at YouTube.

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  16. It was a year... by recharged95 · · Score: 1, Interesting

    that everyone thought he/she was a software developer.

    Note, Y2K was also adding gasoline to a fire.

    Funny, the dot-com bubble still lives on: we are still marketing (i.e. exploiting) the same ideas generated from those days (1997-2000). It's 2010, same ideas, just different hardware (multicore cpus, gigabit networks, 3G/WiFi access). Times has changed, but have stayed the same.

    1. Re:It was a year... by zoney_ie · · Score: 1

      The buzzword "Web 2.0" amuses me most - it's like all but calling it dot-com rerun. A lot of it is driven solely by Google's opaque advertising money machine and others hoping to do the same or hoping to find some way to monetise web services with large numbers of "consumers" (freeloaders).

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  17. WE ARE STILL ROCK STARS! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    I am a Ruby on Rails developer, and I AM A ROCK STAR. You think you know CRUD? Nuh uh! Me, RoR and ActiveRecord will kick your pathetic ass, because not only are we ROCK STARS, but we are CODE NINJAS.

    See my fedora? Yeah, you do, bitch. It shows I'm real. I'm only 18 and haven't been to university, and my startup has no real customers, but me and AJAX will whoop your ass and make you worship DHH.

    BRING IT.

    1. Re:WE ARE STILL ROCK STARS! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I hate to break this to you, but RoR dev is just another term for "Can't handle Java Enterprise."

      Unless you're using JRuby.

    2. Re:WE ARE STILL ROCK STARS! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I hate to break this to you, but he was making a joke.

      Unless you were as well.

    3. Re:WE ARE STILL ROCK STARS! by brainboyz · · Score: 1

      The sad thing is I know someone who honestly believes this level of drivel. I want to explain reality to him, but his 6 months of experience has him convinced he can have an enterprise-level software suite operational in 3 months as a sole coder/DBA/PM.

    4. Re:WE ARE STILL ROCK STARS! by BitHive · · Score: 1

      No, PHP am ROCK STARS. It is the fastest, most popular, most flexible language that gives the programmer TOTAL CONTROL rather than the BLACK BOX of MAGIC that is RoR. Namespaces? ORM? RESTful routing? Bah! The rockiest language for web development is a C wannabe where everyone rolls their own session management!

    5. Re:WE ARE STILL ROCK STARS! by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      I can already hear the lament...

      "Oh stop bashing PHP. Nobody here ever rolled his own ... what did ya call it?"

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    6. Re:WE ARE STILL ROCK STARS! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      can you spell delusional?

    7. Re:WE ARE STILL ROCK STARS! by syousef · · Score: 1

      Blah blah....will whoop your ass and make you worship DHH.

      BRING IT.

      Here it is. Consider it brung. Your burger store training manual. Only 2 phrases you really need to remember. "Yes sir". And "Would you like fries with that".

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    8. Re:WE ARE STILL ROCK STARS! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm dropping out of a prestigious university co-op program that would finish me with 2 years of experience to do this. Am I making a mistake?

      I think my business proposition should be up and running in 2.5 years and should net me at least 10000 in the first year. Am I being too hopeful? (In the mean time I will live in my mother's basement, invest, and make plans).

  18. SFgirl, chronicling the dot-com boom 10 years ago by Animats · · Score: 2, Interesting

    For those of you who weren't there, see SFgirl, the web site for dot-com party girls.

    Here's the dot-com party list for one week, ten years ago.

    Typical party review: Mediaplex.com

    Always one for a free night time invite into the SFMOMA, sfboy lined up with the rest of the VC bottom feeders and various webtrash last Wednesday evening to try his hand at the new phenomenon sweeping the city called "Let the Dot Coms Pay for Your Drinks". Inadequate staff with bad planning only worked to our advantage as CM slipped past the guestlist list like a bad desktop application business plan past an overzealous venture capitalist. Once inside sfboy experienced the largest spread of food yet to feed the frothing crowds shoved uncomfortably into a small room. Picture fields of ahi, buckets of fresh smoked salmon, oysters galore, cheese from every udder imaginable, sushi, dumplings, and chocolates, oh my! Add several ornate ice sculptures with internal martinis luges and you've got a real crowd pleaser! Hear, Hear, my stomach cries for Mediaplex! Take me in nightly, feed me completely, shower me with your VC cash!

    Inside the museum itself child labor laws were overlooked at several dozen grommets flipped, spun and generally amused the masses with what appeared to be an orphanage filled with circus rats in training. I promptly notified the proper authorities.

    Sfboy relunctantly admits that he has no idea what Mediaplex pretends to posses as a business model but he wishes them well in their attempts to create a virtual circus accompanied by a fine buffet.

    Party Bill: $100,000
    Clowns: 100
    Professional Clowns: 25
    Bars: 4
    Party size: 650

  19. Wow! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    I appreciate the non-FUD related articles that kdawson has been posting. Keep up the good work!

  20. Ahhhh, dot.com by Opportunist · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I spent the dot.com time in a bank auditing company. So I had a perfect view when the whole crap started to crash and burn.

    Assessment of risk was completely off the bat. Everyone thought the internet is the next big thing. That really will take off. Everyone will buy everything online. Soon. Any time now. It's so much easier. And with a concentrated storage, logistics and delivery, you simply HAVE to be cheaper (overhead-wise) than everyone else, and computers are cheaper than brick-and-mortar stores, and no shop rents, and and and... it just MUST be a huge thing! And those loans, they will pay for themselves. Easily. They have no expense, you see? They can all invest it in their computers. And stuff. And what they need. And marketing is so big, it just HAS to take off like crazy!

    Believe it or not, THAT was actually the reasoning behind the unsecured multi million loans! Everyone was so hyped up about how easily they should be able to recover their investments. Hell, NOT throwing money at them would have been so stupid because everyone else did it and you just can't stay out of it because then your revenue would be lower and nobody would give you money (sounds familiar? It reminds me a lot of the current "we had to do those high risk businesses because else we could not offer those insane interest rates and if we didn't, nobody would have invested with us... It's the same bull all over again).

    What appearantly everyone failed (or refused) to see was that a lot of these people had little more than a pipe dream for a business plan and no experience with running a business whatsoever. We'll certainly hear a lot of stories of people who worked at dot.com businesses at the time. Tell me: These were startups, right? How many had expensive paid-by-company lunches or parties? What cars did your bosses drive, at company expense? Where was your office, and how was it furnished? What PR stunts did you stage?

    That's not how you "invest" money. That's how you squander it. And that's what made the bubble burst.

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    1. Re:Ahhhh, dot.com by Vaphell · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Peter Schiff (investor who saw the recession coming from miles away - look him up on youtube) described his experiences from the nasdaq bubble era when he started his own company. He tried to find clients and convince them to sell dotcom stocks that were about to crash and invest in some reliable oldschool industries but people didn't listen to him. He said that some startup companies were valued higher than the whole New Zealand stock market.
      "What would you prefer to own? a part of the whole country or a part of some startup without any business plan?"
      but people were batshit insane and all they wanted was internet stocks...

    2. Re:Ahhhh, dot.com by GlassHeart · · Score: 1

      My impression of the real tragedy of the time was the widespread belief that the Internet changed or will change the rules. Instead of actually selling things to real customers, "page views" meant something worth investing in. Every product became a loss leader to increase page views, and it was never clear how page views would turn back into money, much less more money than invested. In the end, only a few companies like Yahoo and Google managed to turn page views into money.

      The other problem was that even if you were an established company at the time, you had to start acting like a dotcom, or you couldn't find or retain employees. You had to match the salaries, options, bonuses, and perks, so unless you were highly profitable, you end up having to do the same thing - appeal to VC - and later suffer the same fate.

    3. Re:Ahhhh, dot.com by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Another outfall from the dot.com bust was that even companies that had a viable business plan, invested sensibly and could survive the collapse were dragged down, because banks, after they found out just how much money they had blown into soap bubbles without any substance, went from full throttle ahead to full reverse. Suddenly, being a "doing something with the internet" company turned from a surefire way to an even bigger loan into a total no-go if you needed one. Banks did essentially the same, they did not assess your viability or ability to pay back, they just saw "internet" and reacted. This time, instead of showering you with money, they slammed the door shut on you. But only if you didn't have any loans running already, then they were due immediately.

      That broke the neck of quite a few sustainable businesses, too.

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  21. same today by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I dunno. I see the same things today. Every little niche in the computing world seems to be filled at an ever-increasing speed. Often by 20-somethings that have nothing to lose. Nothing wrong with that. But I still can't see how they're all going to be successful. How many advertising social networking sites can we handle? The problem is, since the barriers to entry are so low, and there's always an ample supply of 20-somethings that can live on next-to-nothing, I see no end to it.

  22. When you don't make anything... by copponex · · Score: 4, Insightful

    When you don't have a manufacturing sector, it's hard to create actual wealth. When corporate structures have co-opted your government into forcing you to compete with third world wages and shifted the tax burden from the richest to the middle class, it's impossible.

    Hey, welcome to 18th Century France! I can't wait to see what happens next...

    1. Re:When you don't make anything... by Captain+Splendid · · Score: 1

      I can't wait to see what happens next...

      Me too! Heads on pikes in my lifetime? FUCKING STOKED!

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    2. Re:When you don't make anything... by evilviper · · Score: 1, Flamebait

      When you don't have a manufacturing sector, it's hard to create actual wealth.

      True. How fortunate that the US is #1 in manufacturing, and vastly ahead of #2 (Japan) and very far ahead of #3 (China).

      When corporate structures have co-opted your government into forcing you to compete with third world wages

      That's endlessly debatable... Sure, one guy in the US no longer has a job making T-Shirts, but everyone in the US now pays 1/10th as much for a T-Shirt. In the end, it appears to be more efficient. Of course, it's only in these overwhelming cases that it looks so good. When companies say they can cut $40 million off their operating costs by moving out of the US, employees band together and figure out how to save $35 million, and the company goes ahead and closes down the old plant, anyhow, it's pretty obvious that our priorities have been horribly twisted around.

      and shifted the tax burden from the richest to the middle class,

      Sad but true. And worse, Bill Clinton signed a larger tax cut for the rich than George Bush ever did... Getting screwed from the rich on both sides, now.

      Franklin said democracy would fail when people discovered they could vote themselves money, and pork certainly has been a major issue, but it seems it really becomes unraveled when the rich discover they can legally buy politicians, and legislation, and the courts will stick to the letter of the law, loopholes and all, until it's so entrenched that there's no climbing out of the deep, dark, hole of corruption.

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  23. 10 years already ?!? by vikingpower · · Score: 1

    Sheesh. Either am I becoming an old man at 40, or time goes by so fast I don't notice between coding, women and booze ( not necessarily in that order, though ).

    Sheesh.

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  24. What about Mirror Image Internet? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hmm. No mention of Mirror-Image Internet?

    The parent company, Excelera.com took some $860 million out of the stock market after a $2 million investment. After their stock went from $1.40, through 3 or 4 splits, up to $142 (or thereabouts), based solely on the expectations for Mirror Image, the owners (Venture Capitalists) started selling like it was going out of style. Shortly afterward, the plummet started, and within 3 months that same stock was going for less than $40. 6 months later, Mirror Image was put through a 100,000 to 1 reverse split (still private stock), and all employees below the VP level were left with worthless stock option agreements. Even the VPs would never get right side up on their options.

    Employees that were with MII when Excelera bought them were given Excelera options - or the promise of Excelera options. It took 2 years to get their paperwork - it came just after Excelera stock dropped back to $40, costing some employees over a million dollars. Last I heard, there were over 20 lawsuits lodged by employees, and more than a few from other companies that had been duped into investing directly into MII.

    A year later, Excelera was delisted when their stock went below $1.

  25. Teasury bonds by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    You do realize the US is close to bankrupt right? I would diversify fast if I were you...a good mix of international and US mutual funds would be good.

    1. Re:Teasury bonds by toadlife · · Score: 1

      You do realize the US is close to bankrupt right?

      While our debt is certainly an issue that needs to be addressed, the United States is not close to going bankrupt.

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    2. Re:Teasury bonds by Vaphell · · Score: 1

      keep living in the fantasy land - the US is unable to pay the debt ever without resorting to money printing or old fashioned default, and what's even better that debt grows every day like mad. Debt is being rolled, government issues new papers to repay old ones.

      Debt ceiling was recently raised by 2 trillion and that's going to last for 1 year (this year's deficit is 1.5trillion, total debt at the moment $12T). For every dollar collected in taxes, government spends $1.60 - how long will it take to destroy the economy, with all these healthcare reforms, stimulus packages and crap which add 1.5trillion of public debt every single year in a foreseeable future?
      What if the FED will be forced to fight inflation with raised interest rates? Debt is constantly being rolled, government issues new papers to repay old ones with interest. Let's say that creditors (China, Saudi Arabia, Japan) start to withdraw from US bonds - interest on treasury papers will raise and minute difference in interest rate will be equal to hundreds of billions dollars in additional payments.

      listen to the guy who thanks to his austrian economics background was able to predict the current economic shitstorm and preached about it for years.
      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sQ95njy0r0I
      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bApnkQGrte8

    3. Re:Teasury bonds by toadlife · · Score: 1

      Save the chicken little propaganda for someone else. I'm not interested. Countries like China and Japan, who both hold 25% of our foreign debt, are not interested in seeing our economy fail, as it would mean failure for them too.

      We've had higher federal debt in the past (WWII) and we were paying it down just fine, until Reagan entered office.

      We need to either balance the federal budget, or reduce the deficit so that GDP growth outpaces it. After that, we can do what we were doing from 1946 through 1979 - that is, outgrow our debt slowly.

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  26. We Live in Public. by SimonTheSoundMan · · Score: 1

    We Live in Public is a movie worth watching. The movie documentary follows Josh Harris, who became a dot com millionaire, he did some crazy art projects when he was rich, it then follows how he lost all his money and what he did afterwards. From IMDB:

    On the 40th anniversary of the Internet, WE LIVE IN PUBLIC tells the story of the effect the web is having on our society as seen through the eyes of "the greatest Internet pioneer you've never heard of", visionary Josh Harris. Award-winning director, Ondi Timoner ("DIG!"), documented his tumultuous life for more than a decade, to create a riveting, cautionary tale of what to expect as the virtual world inevitably takes control of our lives. Josh Harris, often called the "Warhol of the Web" through the infamous dot.com boom of the 1990's, founded Pseudo.com, the first Internet television network and created his vision of the future, an underground bunker in NYC where 100 people lived together on camera for 30 days over the millennium. He proved how in the not-so-distant future of life online, we will willingly trade our privacy for the connection and recognition we all deeply desire. Through his experiments, including a six-month stint living under 24-hour live surveillance online which led him to mental collapse, he demonstrated the price we will all pay for living in public.

  27. Y2K bug by mrboyd · · Score: 2, Funny

    Most likely a shitty automated brokerage system that initiated a fire sale when he calculated the net earning of his NASDAQ stock over the first trimester of 1900... Sheeple panicked, history ensued. And they say the Y2K bug had no impact... Geee.

  28. Comment removed by account_deleted · · Score: 4, Interesting

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  29. I think the boom hit the UK a little later. by shippo · · Score: 1

    I remember being in London in 2000 attending a training course. It must have been late in the year, as it was after we'd moved offices that August.

    Anyway whilst down in London I read a few of those free newspapers to pass the time, and couldn't believe how they were hyping stocks in all kinds of daft websites. Then there were the equally stupid adverts splashed all over the underground. One company in particular had bombarded the whole of the network whilst lavish adverts of for their service, whose entire mode of operation involved serious personal privacy breaches. It was obvious that a crash was looming.

  30. I spent a few minutes at Double Click ... by QuatermassX · · Score: 1

    ... creating Photoshop mockups of advertisements in the late 1990s. I remember being in a bullpen with a bunch of underdressed young folk who did little but check the stock price obsessively. It was a strange time and I created more than a few Director-generated .exe screensavers.

    To say nothing of the unorthodox eBay shop I set up, only to be shuttered by The Man.

    Oh those heady days ...

  31. It wasn't just the crazy ideas by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Some of it was just pure greed from the developers end.

    I recall a shop-by-phone company in Boston. You could order your groceries over the phone. They would send you a booklet to pick. They were in business for over 20 years before going bust. When I talked to one of the people working there (on my last order) it turned out that they had invested in an online store. Which worked great at first but the cost of running it was way more then the profits they made. It wasn't evident until it was too late.

    1. Re:It wasn't just the crazy ideas by AuMatar · · Score: 1

      Then they fucked up royally. Its one thing to lose money on a new enterprise- it happens. But as the investors, they should have enither known the costs when they bought it (or they failed due diligence), or they knew how much it was costing as they built it (in which case someone should have pulled the plug). They fucked up, plain and simple.

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  32. Thanks for the painful reminder by gsgriffin · · Score: 1

    while you're at it, why don't you give me a paper cut and pour lemon juice on it...

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  33. The dot bombed killed my Arcade investment! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I do miss those days! Late 90's... 30-somethings were getting ST00Pid money from investors and spending it on shit like classic arcade games. Galaga, Ms Pacman, ... they easily sold for $1600 each. Now... I'm sitting on a Missile Command I can't even unload for $400. Other collectors are selling machines for half what they have into them (repairs/restoration costs).

  34. Its a brand new Valley! by Baldrson · · Score: 1
    But hey, we were left with a wonderful legacy!

    IT project failures lose over $6e12/year worldwide.

    This, of course, has little to do with the quality of programmers and if you think it does, then you're most likely an unemployed, childless white programmer suffering from age-related cognitive decline who has lived a life of sexual frustration.

    Just die now and stop sharing your misery with the rest of the world in your psycho suicide attacks on the government.

  35. Good times, good times... by Wiseazz · · Score: 1

    *sniff* Makes me want to pull out my stack of worthless stock options and wipe my ass with them, as I always said I would do.

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  36. Ahhhh, "old and busted". by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Some of those same thinking people are giving "old and busted" vs "new hotness" advice when it comes to music or movies. They think technology be it the internet, or cheap software and computers somehow will make artists successful without understanding how to run a business, or that technology makes one talented, you just need the right kind.

  37. And so by mrfantasy · · Score: 1

    This also means that it's the 10th anniversary of my first major investment: Putting a small wad of money in a tech-heavy mutual fund. Reader, it is I who precipitated the dot-com collapse, by my first foray into the market. Sorry about that.

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  38. An Economic Titanic. by Ostracus · · Score: 1

    Yes I remember the period. Just after the fear that was Y2K and the resulting infrastructure build-out the bubble brought. Then 9/11 and the bottom fell out of the economy and didn't really recover for several years.

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  39. hmm... by malp · · Score: 1

    Whoa... tens years of watching jenny cam and waiting for her to do it. I'm not counting the couple sessions of foreplay before the server crashed under a wave of voyeurs. This is kinda like the wait for fallout 3. When the game finally came out, I was too old to enjoy it. My tastes had changed. Now when Jenny finally does the act, she'll be too old for me to enjoy her.

  40. If only that were true by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "the only people left were the good ones"

    That's a comforting myth people tell themselves. The reality is that IT/Software is susceptible to the economics of Greshams Law, which essentially means the incompetent and dishonest prosper while the competent and honest are punished.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gresham's_law

  41. Lies, damn lies, and... well, you're full of shit. by copponex · · Score: 4, Informative

    True. How fortunate that the US is #1 in manufacturing, and vastly ahead of #2 (Japan) and very far ahead of #3 (China).

    You know what the most important thing is for statistics? Context. Our manufacturing per capita consistently places us outside of the top 10. It's like people celebrating a US or Canadian women's hockey victory despite the fact that we have more players by a factor of a thousand. Sweden, Norway, Japan, and Germany outperform us in a number of areas. And I bet if you took entertainment out of the equation it would really be illuminating.

    You also may want to know that the #2 economy (by GDP alone) is now China. It also just overtook Germany as the world's largest exporter (again, by pure GDP, not per capita).

    And worse, Bill Clinton signed a larger tax cut for the rich than George Bush ever did...

    Alright, now you're just full of shit, by income tax and by effective tax rates. Read the tax rates here. Top bracket under Bush is 35%. Top bracket under Clinton is 39.6%. Capital gains tax was cut from 20% to 15%. Income from dividends went from 35% to 15%. The Estate Tax was halved, and even completely nonexistent for one year (this year, I think). And that's why you hear the babbling heads screaming bloody murder about keeping the Bush Tax Cuts.

    There's even an article in the Times from 2007. This shit is no secret. "Families earning more than $1 million a year saw their federal tax rates drop more sharply than any group in the country as a result of President Bush’s tax cuts, according to a new Congressional study."

    http://www.nytimes.com/2007/01/08/washington/08tax.html

    And before you say a word about the richest paying the most taxes - OF COURSE. The top 1% of households hold more than 50% the assets. Why wouldn't they be paying most of the taxes?

    If you have any other questions about reality, feel free to ask.

  42. End game... by refactored · · Score: 1
    So what would you do if you held trillions of Junk American debt?

    I'd keep chanting about how marvelously solid the America dollar is (must be).... while buying hard assets / resources from whoever would sell them to me in exchange for Junk America bonds.

    But wait, that's exactly what China is doing.

    End game?

    Guess who ends up owning the hard assets... and guess who ends up owning "Intellectual Property".

    I know which I'd rather own.

    1. Re:End game... by toadlife · · Score: 1

      Congratulations on figuring out that we will not always be the dominant economic super power.

      Now cheer up!

      I, for one, will welcome our new Chinese and Indian overlords!

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    2. Re:End game... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm sure I've said this here, but I'll say it again.

      China has long-term ambitions. First, they keep America flooded with cheap money and cheap goods, and America will get used to living that way. This lets them grow slowly but securely (they don't have to worry about the ups and downs of the world economy, because cheap stuff is always in demand, doubly so in a recession). Then, they build up their own consumer culture (this is the phase they're in now). Then, once they have a sufficiently large consumer culture and are close enough to the US in economic size, they start cutting the lifeblood to the US (cheap money, cheap goods), and let them fall, leaving the top spot open to them. Cutting America off would be stupidly easy, they'd simply stop buying bonds and perhaps even unfreeze the yuan (currently, they're keeping it at about ~1yuan=13 US cents). It's like letting your semi-employed "friend" crash on your couch, spend all day playing your X-box and eating your cereal. One day, you can kick him to the kerb and start demanding your money back, and he has a hard time getting work because of this huge gap in his work history (and now you're the popular one with oodles of money).

      Of course, we can be consoled in the fact that China's long term thinking will make the decline not as hard as it could be - whilst they COULD dump bonds and watch the US burn, they're better off slowly selling bonds as fast as the US can keep their value up (because dumping them means you don't get your money back). Of course, if the US default on their bonds, no-one will want to trade with them if and when they come back (I'm not ruling out the possibility of WW3), and the US would have to learn to be self-reliant (goodbye walmart).

  43. Hmmmmm... by dangitman · · Score: 1

    ... and — who could forget? — Whoopi Goldberg's Flooz.

    Myself, for one. I didn't think this would be memorable to anyone, let alone unforgettable.

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    ... and then they built the supercollider.
  44. MicroStrategy by fotoguzzi · · Score: 1

    My dim memories of the time was that Michael J. Saylor's MicroStrategy was going to datamine the present and pown the future. If I had heard of google by that time, I thought they were some obscure application that had to do with Macintoshes.

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    Their they're doing there hair.
  45. It was the only time period in the last 50 years.. by ub3r+n3u7r4l1st · · Score: 1

    where the U.S. government posted a budget surplus.

  46. It's way more complicated than that... by Genda · · Score: 1

    Yes there were idiotic businesses launched that should never have been, but ultimately what popped the DotCom bubble was the profound and fundamental shift from our government promoting investment into high tech (the Clinton years) and the monumental shift to promoting investment first in energy (oil, gas, and coal... remember Dubya flew to his campaign stops on an Enron jet), then real estate, and ultimately war (Mr. Cheney said we there were no good targets in Afghanistan... where the terrorists were... no easy way to get the oil there) so instead we started a war of convenience for our fearless leaders!

    In California, I remember rolling black outs reeking havoc with the business of the company I worked for in 2001. All while Enron screwed with the Western U.S. and milked California for 18 billion dollars. Sure during the 90s Tech probably got an unfair amount of Government support. However, since then, it hasn't got the support it needs or deserves. Worse, interesting technologies and possibilities were obliterated needlessly. We all lost out, so many of my friends left tech, because for nearly 4 years, there simply wasn't the level of requisite work available to support the engineers that had previously existed.

    Since then, Wall Street seems wholly dedicated to make 90% of America unemployed and unemployable. As business is forced by design to increase the revenue (often by shaving the labor pool), more and more is being done by fewer and fewer people. The term is "Jobless Recovery", and it seems to be the new reality presented to us by our corporate handlers. A different future would demand a radical shift in the way we now do things. From my point of view, it's seriously worth considering.

  47. Best Investment during the dot com days by stumblingmonkey · · Score: 1

    Unlike everyone who flooded money into underwater stock options and technology stocks, my friends and I invested heavily into the college funds of exotic dancers (sure you're just doing this to pay for college...) and the children of many of the bartenders in our town. At the end of the day, I have about the same to show for it as the people who lost the proverbial farm as their 401k's went on a roller coaster ride from hell, but had one hell of a time getting there!

  48. About the .com bubble... by BlackBloq · · Score: 1

    Aww shutup!

    Nuff Said.

  49. Re:Lies, damn lies, and... well, you're full of sh by evilviper · · Score: 1

    Our manufacturing per capita consistently places us outside of the top 10.

    Oh NO! We're outside the top 10! Clear we "don't have a manufacturing sector" as you've said.

    Who's "full of shit", now?

    Top bracket under Bush is 35%. Top bracket under Clinton is 39.6%.

    That's not even remote what I said. I said Clinton gave them a bigger tax cut. Bush's tax cuts, on TOP of Clintons tax cuts, of course puts Bush's rate lower, because he came after.

    And I quote:

    "I'm the guy who broke the story and reported on the fact that Bill Clinton gave the super rich, the 400 highest income people in America a big tax cut. They were paying 30 cents out of each dollar of their income to the federal government when he came into the office. When he left, it was down to 22. Bush has lowered it to 17. Now, first of all, notice you're probably paying more than 17 cents. May well be paying more than 22. [...] Clinton gave an eight cent tax cut and Bush only gave them five cents."
    DAVID CAY JOHNSTON (New York Times)
    http://www.pbs.org/moyers/journal/01182008/transcript5.html

    If you have any other questions about reality, feel free to ask.

    Your version of "reality" is about as accurate as Fox News', just swinging to the left.

    Try again, without the flagrant ignorance and blinding bias.

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    Slashdot gets worse every day... Pipedot: News for nerds, without the corporate slant
  50. Re:Lies, damn lies, and... well, you're full of sh by copponex · · Score: 2, Informative

    Oh NO! We're outside the top 10! Clear we "don't have a manufacturing sector" as you've said.

    Who's "full of shit", now?

    Manufacturing per GDP #75
    Exports per GDP #179

    That's not even remote what I said. I said Clinton gave them a bigger tax cut. Bush's tax cuts, on TOP of Clintons tax cuts, of course puts Bush's rate lower, because he came after.

    Effective Federal Tax Rates

    Top 1%
    1988: 29.7
    1992: 30.6
    1996: 36.0
    2000: 33.0
    2004: 31.4
    2006: 31.2

    Top 10%
    1988: 26.7
    1992: 26.9
    1996: 30.1
    2000: 29.6
    2004: 27.1
    2006: 27.5

    http://www.taxpolicycenter.org/taxfacts/displayafact.cfm?Docid=456

    And I quote: DAVID CAY JOHNSTON

    Oooh! Look what else he said!

    Well, this is one-- this is a great irony. George Bush owes almost his entire fortune to a tax increase that was funneled into his pocket and into the use of eminent domain laws to essentially legally cheat other people out of their land for less than it was worth to enrich him and his fellow investors...

    One of the key sources I quote is a prominent Republican lawyer married to a United States senator who is the expert in Texas on municipal finance. The subsidy, he says, is $202.5 million. And Bush and his partners captured about 168 million of it.

    Anecdotes are awesome... but I prefer the CBO's statistical analysis. Johnston may be right about the top 400 households, but I was unable to find any real data on that.

  51. When 5-digit /. user IDs were considered large. by Pomme+de+Terre! · · Score: 1

    Such glorious days were they! When every computer science diploma had an "Endorse Here" line on the back to cash at the bank. When Pets.com simply couldn't fail. When Red Hat would destroy Microsoft -- "Is Linux ready for the desktop?" -- that headline was actually new (and exciting). When 5-digit /. user ids were extremely large values. Alice and Bill were still together, and in print. What's better: Alta Vista or Lycos? AOL was called America Online ("The future: now available"), but we remember CompuServe and GEnie and Prodigy and Delphi.

    And let me tell you something: Java is going to change the world!