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Good SAT Scores Lead To Higher Egg Donor Prices

alphadogg writes "Analysis from Georgia Institute of Technology of college newspaper egg donor ads showed that higher payments offered to egg donors correlated with higher SAT scores. 'Holding all else equal, an increase of 100 SAT points in the score of a typical incoming student increased the compensation offered to oocyte donors at that college or university by $2,350,' writes researcher Aaron D. Levine in a paper published in the March-April issue of the Hastings Center Report. Concerned about eggs being treated as commodities, and worried that big financial rewards could entice women to ignore the risks of the rigorous procedures required for harvesting, the American Society for Reproductive Medicine discourages compensation based on donors' personal characteristics. The society also discourages any payments over $10,000."

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  1. duh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    duh

    1. Re:duh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm betting you didn't get close to a 1400 on your SAT.

    2. Re:duh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      duh

      I like fried eggs with a splash of sperm for breakfast.

    3. Re:duh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Then this should be right up your alley:

      Natural Harvest - A Collection of Semen-Based Recipes

    4. Re:Duh by bmajik · · Score: 1

      I am trying to decide if you are being perfectly serious here and exactly on topic, or if this is a witty commentary on "dating" and the commoditization of women -- whereby men know what they are looking for and many talentend and intelligent women focus on leaving college with their Mrs. Degree, as it proves to be more profitable long-term than the diploma the university issues.

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    5. Re:Duh by thesandtiger · · Score: 1

      While I can't speak for the person you're responding to, I can say that when I was in college I considered donating eggs. Once I found out what the procedure was I decided not to do it, but I got over a dozen phone calls asking me to reconsider, and each time I was offered more money. The last offer I got was for $37.5K - which still wasn't worth it to me for the whole process I would have had to go through. This was back in 1991, and I imagine the prices have gone up since then.

      I'm 5'11", was #150 at the time and in spectacular shape (running!), 1560 SATs, and had a 4.0 GPA. Each of those things was enough to boost the asking price substantially.

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    6. Re:Duh by misexistentialist · · Score: 1

      Unfortunately we are currently only accepting 6' 120lb 1590 4.2 or better candidates so you will have to breed naturally.

    7. Re:Duh by bmajik · · Score: 1

      That's honestly amazing. If you were a woman today with a fertility problem such that you needed an egg retreival done from your own body, for your own use, and were paying 100% out of pocket.. it would cost you under $8k for the entire procedure and medicines. Additional stuff [like doing an IVF fertilization and re-inserting an embryo] would cost more, of course.

      So the high price offered for donor eggs must be attributed to the following:
      - the tremendous invasiveness of the procedure, to be borne by someone with no non-financial stake in the process
      - the desirability and scarcity of your "high quality" donor eggs.
      - any part of the contract that has a performance guarantee, i.e. they will keep doing egg retreivals on you until "they" are satisfied, and all of this is covered under the original agreed price

      The funny thing about the donor egg market is that people ought to be looking at _your_ mom as an additional fitness indicator: IIRC, all of your immature egg cells were present when you were in-utero.

      I wonder if anyone pays 100k for "Ivy League daughter of an Ivy League Daughter" :)

      What part of the procedure made you uninterested? I'm familiar with what's involved [see: http://slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=1599004&cid=31661810 ] but 35k is an awful lot of seed cash to pass up if you are going to finish school debt free [which I'd hope, given your academic performance].

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    8. Re:Duh by thesandtiger · · Score: 1

      Part of the pricing was, actually, exactly that - I am, genetically speaking, rather lucky, and my parents and grandparents were fairly accomplished. I filled out a rather detailed screener and had a physical as part of the process before I dropped out. I think my parents and grandparents were a big part:

      - One case of cancer in my family, ever, in the case of my grandfather who used to work with radiation; he died at age 94.
      - No heart attacks or other coronary disease in my family.
      - Other grandfather died of a stroke in his late 90's.
      - Maternal grandmother lived to 102, paternal grandmother to 98, died after breaking her hip falling down a flight of stairs.
      - Both parents had advanced degrees (JD & PhD, both from UofC)
      - Both parents were in robust good health, despite in the case of my father having smoked for 20+ years (World War II got him hooked)
      - The only people in my family with any kind of health problems were my half siblings, all of whom have weight issues (their mom had weight issues too)

      So yeah, if you want to buy genes, I guess mine are pretty good - pure luck, but it doesn't look like there are any likely bad surprises.

      As for what got me to decline to "donate":

      One was the need to go on a hormone cocktail that would have likely caused some pretty substantial moodswings and other issues while I was in the middle of an incredibly intense courseload, combined with the harvesting procedure and the possibility (fairly remote, but still possible) that it might render me infertile later.

      Two was that I met one of the couples - I got pretty far along in the process and it was NOT an anonymous kind of thing with this group - and I think their incredible intensity (to an EXTREMELY creepy level) for the idea of having a baby coupled with speaking about me as if I weren't in the room (though I kind of understood that) just made me incredibly depressed at the notion. I understand the idea of being passionate about having a child, but it just felt as if they were TOO intense - helicopter parents before the kid was even born.

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    9. Re:Duh by Profound · · Score: 1

      The funny thing about the donor egg market is that people ought to be looking at _your_ mom as an additional fitness indicator: IIRC, all of your immature egg cells were present when you were in-utero.

      What do you mean? The eggs form while still in utero, but they come from the babies cells which contain both maternal & paternal genes.

    10. Re:Duh by Areyoukiddingme · · Score: 1

      Being 5'11" is actually a selling point? That seems very strange to me, considering how powerful the sexual selection pressures are for women to be between 5'2" and 5'4". To the point that many women have an avowed preference for being 8" shorter than their partner. The selection criteria of the prospective parents seems very unusual to me.

    11. Re:Duh by thesandtiger · · Score: 1

      Not really - both were fairly tall, so that's one part of it. But there's also this societal thing where taller people are seen, rightly or wrongly, as being more serious, capable, charismatic, what-have-you.

      As for the 8" shorter - I've actually dated a guy who was almost 7' tall, and it was fucking hilarious. We went as Frankenstein & Bride of for Halloween and rocked the look. I've also dated a guy who was 5'4" and that was likewise pretty funny - jokes about him needing mountain climbing gear etc. I prefer to date people around my height - less neck strain (just kidding) - but it's just a preference. I bet most people are similar - sure, they'd like someone taller/shorter than they are, but it's just a plus, not a requirement.

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    12. Re:Duh by Hurricane78 · · Score: 1

      So that’s the reason women do so much stretching in their aerobic courses?

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    13. Re:Duh by Areyoukiddingme · · Score: 1

      Actually I wasn't guessing. It's a result from the literature, such as Daniel Nettle's "Women's height, reproductive success and the evolution of sexual dimorphism in modern humans", published in The Proceedings of the Royal Society, and Boguslaw Pawlowski and Grazyna Jasienska's "Women's preferences for sexual dimorphism in height depend on menstrual cycle phase and expected duration of relationship", published in Biological Psychology, among many other papers. It's a minor field of study all by itself, trying to explain why human sexual dimorphism is so pronounced compared to many other species, and given our otherwise substantial overlap in physical and mental capability spectrums. If it was just a plus, our average heights should more nearly match, and they don't.

      The general consensus as to why dovetails with the opinion of the psychology community which claims (with much evidence) that women are the final arbiters of human reproduction. Basically, you're selecting us to be taller than you. :) Your personal opinion is in the minority of all women, but just based on my own observation, in line with the opinion of many tall women, who often settle down with near height partners.

      Anyway, your story made me wonder if there's a significant deviation in the selections of people looking for egg or sperm donors. Presumably the overriding criteria there is still the attempt to select near to their own phenotype. If she was close to your height, I guess it's not such an interesting question after all.

    14. Re:duh by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      right up your alley

      It'll be right up something, that's the [w]hole point.

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  2. Is this news by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

    I thought this was the case with sperm donors for over 20 years. I'm surprised it took so long to apply it to the ova ... I mean other side of the transaction.

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    1. Re:Is this news by Red+Flayer · · Score: 1

      Yeah... I sold my man-seed for $80 a pop in college long ago. Paid for my Porsche that way. Meanwhile the mouthbreathing idiots selling their splooge for beer money down at State College were getting $12 a pop.

      Aw, who am I kidding? I paid the "nurse" $20 just to give me the damn specimen cup, and another $40 to smack me around a little bit to get me going.

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  3. What about men? by Anitech · · Score: 1

    Do they offer men bonuses for high SAT scores?

    1. Re:What about men? by MyLongNickName · · Score: 2, Funny

      If they offer you $35,000 for all of your eggs, take the offer.

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    2. Re:What about men? by Kenja · · Score: 1

      Men they ask "where did you get these eggs from".

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    3. Re:What about men? by vekrander · · Score: 1

      There actually are places out there where you can get paid a premium on your donation if you fulfill certain characteristics. While SAT scores don't typically fetch higher prices, a man's profession can fetch them higher values particularly if they are a doctor or lawyer. Racial or ethnic background can add to the value as the price paid for the specimen depends on what has a high demand at the bank.

    4. Re:What about men? by e2d2 · · Score: 2, Funny

      It depends. How long is your SAT? If it's over 10 inches then yes.

    5. Re:What about men? by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 2, Informative

      The numbers are substantially lower across the board, largely because harvesting eggs is an unpleasant business, while harvesting sperm is modestly recreational; but the same general principles apply.

      People are generally looking for one of two things(or a combination) in a donor: A) Approximately like them. Unless you want to have the "No, we didn't adopt; but I shoot blanks/am a poison-womb" chat with everybody who sees your children, you usually want a donor or donors who are phenotypically similar to you. B)Superiority. If you get to chose, why not? This tendency is sometimes constrained by point A); but, when it comes right down to it, this sort of "soft" eugenics is hard to argue with, particularly against a parent who wants the best for their child. We know that all sorts of traits, physical and behavioral, are at least modestly heritable, so why not load the dice?

    6. Re:What about men? by vlm · · Score: 1

      A) Approximately like them.

      That has the interesting supply and demand effect that perhaps, the only people whom can afford such advanced fertility treatments, are those whom are highly paid / highly educated / in certain social classes.

      Some trailer park residents with a combined ACT score of 10, might want the whole advanced fertility clinic egg donation thingy with their neighbor whom also coincidentally also achieved a single digit score, but they are not covered for the treatment and certainly don't have cash on the barrel ... so the average test score of actual participants skews upward ...

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    7. Re:What about men? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Approximately like them. Unless you want to have the "No, we didn't adopt; but I shoot blanks/am a poison-womb" chat with everybody who sees your children, you usually want a donor or donors who are phenotypically similar to you.

      Why should people expect their kids to look like them? It's rascalist, that is!

    8. Re:What about men? by AP31R0N · · Score: 1

      i've thought about the egg/sperm donor thing as a sort of experiment in socio-genetics. Instead of having kids with my wife, which would produce another smart honkey but a bit on the short and short sighted side, i would find sperm and egg donors. Each would be a different race from us and each other. Definitely would want donors on the right half of the IQ bell curve. We'd have a smart mixed race kid, who would prolly be good looking.

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    9. Re:What about men? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Men don't get crap for sperm unless they're 6'+, physically fit, no diseases or sickness, very high SAT or college stats, and in a high paying profession.

      Why? Because there are tons of men who want donate, and almost no women who want to pay.

    10. Re:What about men? by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 1

      If the spirit of science moves you, I recommend combining techniques...

      Thanks to the, er, miracles of globalization, you can get a surrogate mother in India for $2500 to $6500. That way you can, at relatively low cost, you can produce numerous donor combinations, without any messy biological involvement on you or your wife's part. The bigger the sample size, the more scientific the science!

    11. Re:What about men? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We'd have a smart mixed race kid

      So that'd be half Japanese, half Jew?

    12. Re:What about men? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      IF you have ever actually looked into donating sperm, it isn't that recreational.
      You need to maximize your sperm count.
      They have rules about what activities you can do and still get payed to donate.
      You give up real sex and regular masturbation for at least 6 months.
      In that time you only release maybe handful of times, so to speak, all at the donation facility.
      Then they only pay you if the sperm meets testing criteria.
      The payment is pretty low as well.

    13. Re:What about men? by Red+Flayer · · Score: 1

      Instead of having kids with my wife, which would produce another smart honkey but a bit on the short and short sighted side, i would find sperm and egg donors.

      You do know, of course, that offspring of your union are likely to regress to the mean, and be less smart than either of you, right?

      This is why I've chosen only below-average-intelligence women to be my baby mommas, so that I'll be more likely to have genius children.

      Well, that, and they are the only ones who will sleep with me.

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    14. Re:What about men? by RockDoctor · · Score: 1

      Do they offer men bonuses for high SAT scores?

      Beware thinking like that. What you mean by a "SAT score" may not be what other people mean.
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  4. Let the free market decide by cryfreedomlove · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I don't think society has any legitimate interest at stake here that is not covered by allowing the free market to set prices for human eggs. It should be interesting to see what egg buyers will place real $ value on.

    1. Re:Let the free market decide by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      [...] allowing the free market to set prices for human eggs. [...]

      Right!, trust the majority... we would _never_ get in trouble for that!

    2. Re:Let the free market decide by Bartab · · Score: 1

      I don't think society has any legitimate interest at stake here that is not covered by allowing the free market to set prices for human kidneys. It should be interesting to see what kidney buyers will place real $ value on.

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    3. Re:Let the free market decide by thesandtiger · · Score: 2, Insightful

      That might be an interesting argument if human eggs were necessary for the continued health and well-being of an individual, as kidneys are.

      It may be disappointing for someone who is infertile to not be able to have a child, but it is by no means lethal; it certainly is lethal to not have a kidney. As a result, allowing market forces to determine which infertile people get to go to extreme lengths to have a child is much more reasonable and fair than allowing market forces to determine who gets to live or die.

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    4. Re:Let the free market decide by phlinn · · Score: 1

      Well, given the number of people who die each year for the lack of a kidney donation, the fact that one kidney is generally sufficient, I would suggest that allowing people to sell a kidney would be in our overall best interests... I'm awaiting any actual reason other than the 'ick' factor to ban paying kidney donors. There would be a hell of a lot more kidneys available and fewer people dieing if they were sellable.

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    5. Re:Let the free market decide by khallow · · Score: 1

      It may be disappointing for someone who is infertile to not be able to have a child, but it is by no means lethal

      Thing is some people rather would die early than die childless.

    6. Re:Let the free market decide by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There would be a hell of a lot more kidneys available and fewer people dieing if they were sellable.

      Well, fewer deaths if you don't count the poor bastard in China who said something bad about the government and got to "donate" for the good of the Party.

    7. Re:Let the free market decide by tmosley · · Score: 1

      Living without a kidney is a lot less lethal than dying in the streets of starvation.

      Preventing people (poor or otherwise) from marketing whatever goods or services they have available to them is always harmful. Even child prostitution is often a choice between sex or starvation/neglect.

    8. Re:Let the free market decide by tmosley · · Score: 1

      That's not free market. If there were a free market, you wouldn't be getting random organs from China, but you would be harvesting the organ in one room, and implanting it next door, in a nice, clean hospital.

    9. Re:Let the free market decide by h4rr4r · · Score: 1

      If child prostitution is a choice between that and starvation that society has failed. Pure and simple the society that allows that is no better than the pedophiles that use these services.

    10. Re:Let the free market decide by selven · · Score: 1

      I don't think society has any legitimate interest at stake here that is not covered by allowing the free market to set prices for human kidneys. It should be interesting to see what kidney buyers will place real $ value on.

      I agree.

    11. Re:Let the free market decide by selven · · Score: 1

      Apparently it's morally wrong for rich people to get preferential treatment, even if the total number of lives saved by kidney transplants is the same regardless of who gets them.

    12. Re:Let the free market decide by thesandtiger · · Score: 1

      "Rather" implies a choice. I'm sure that if I didn't have a working kidney I'd "rather" live, but unfortunately I don't think I'd have much of a choice.

      People can learn to live with disappointment, they can't learn to live without kidneys.

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    13. Re:Let the free market decide by AuMatar · · Score: 2

      Then fucking feed them. We pay to have food destroyed in this country, buy it and ship it over there instead. The problem isn't that they can't sell their kidneys- the problem is people who think its acceptable to force them into that choice.

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    14. Re:Let the free market decide by AuMatar · · Score: 1

      Yes, because the free market would never try to optimize a cost to zero. It's never killed unionists, or all but enslaved third world labor. The Free Market loves us, it wouldn't do that.

      Reality of the free market- people in third world nations would be killing each other for their kidneys, selling it for tens of dollars, and you'd see it resold for tens of thousands in the US and Europe.

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    15. Re:Let the free market decide by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sadly this is sometimes what happens when poor countries ban child labor in response to pressure from wealthy nations. If the family can't survive without child labor, and legitimate jobs become illegal, prostitution becomes the only means of survival left.

      It's a tragedy, and a lesson that even well-meaning laws can have disastrous unintended consequences. In the case of child labor laws, they're a generally good idea that just can't be put into place until society has a certain level of economic well-being.

    16. Re:Let the free market decide by Stradivarius · · Score: 1

      Seems to me there is a reasonable middle ground in which the market could exist and be regulated to prevent abuse, rather than be banned. The US has free speech yet bans certain abuses (slander, "fire in a crowded theater", etc). Similarly, most "free markets" throughout history have been regulated.

      There are only so many people willing to donate a major organ for the benefit of somebody they don't know. There are many more who would be willing if they could use it to help send their kid to college, etc.

    17. Re:Let the free market decide by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      Because nobody would sell his kidneys unless they were in a desperate situation. Allowing kidney sell gives an incentive to very wealthy sick persons to use their money to
      1)find a compatible donor.
      2)bankrupt them
      3)come as the savior and offer them money in exchange for one kidney

      Since society as a whole doesn't want persons to have incentives to harm others, society as a whole has decided to remove the choice from the individual and to forbid selling one's own kidneys. Result, extremely wealthy sick people don't have any reason to do 2) since even if one is bankrupt he doesn't have the choice the ability to make a kidney/money exchange deal.

    18. Re:Let the free market decide by khallow · · Score: 1

      "Rather" implies a choice.

      And often that choice exists.

    19. Re:Let the free market decide by AuMatar · · Score: 1

      Once again- if their kid is smart enough to go to college, why don't we help him go instead of forcing his parents to sell a fucking kidney. That's why we have Pell grants, student loans, scholarships, work study programs, federal aid, etc.

      This isn't like selling a house or pawning the family silver. Kidneys don't grow back, and lack of one can take years off of your life. Its one thing to donate it to someone in need- that's an act of heroism. It's another to put someone in a situation where that's their only choice for survival.

      You see, this is a place where the free market doesn't work. The market is good at allocating physical resources and min/maxing a single variable (price) without the need for a central decision making body. They're completely ineffective where there's factors other than price involved, such as morality, years of life, and quality of life.

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    20. Re:Let the free market decide by timeOday · · Score: 1
      Since cloning is increasingly easy to do, I would think the value should be near $0 very soon.

      However, I hope there is some maximum number of children that any single person is able to (indirectly) have. If it gets to the point that thousands of people have the same biological mother or father, which technically should be quiet easy now or very soon, we are going to see a lot of inbreeding problems.

    21. Re:Let the free market decide by yndrd1984 · · Score: 1

      Once again- if their kid is smart enough to go to college, why don't we help him go instead of forcing his parents to sell a fucking kidney. That's why we have Pell grants, student loans, scholarships, work study programs, federal aid, etc.

      So "they can choose to give their kid a future at the expense of some health risks, and I can choose to live at the cost of some money" is deeply immoral, while "I can be forced to give them money, and hope they donate anyway" is just and proper.

      I never understood the strange morality of sentencing people to death while making them donate to the less fortunate, just so that other people can be prevented from being able to make hard choices.

      You see, this is a place where the free market doesn't work.

      No, this is a place where people make choices that you don't like.

    22. Re:Let the free market decide by zach_the_lizard · · Score: 1

      Food prices are set, for the most part, by the market, and have been for a long time. In that time, food prices have plummeted dramatically. People today eat like the kings of the Dark Ages (at least in the West). There is now enough food to feed billions more than in the past. When food prices are set by something other than the market, such as they were in the USSR, things go to hell very quickly. There are very often unintended side effects, shortages, etc.

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    23. Re:Let the free market decide by thesandtiger · · Score: 1

      "For the most part" food prices are set by the market... Except for massive subsidies for staple foods, secondary factors like welfare and foodstamps enabling people who can't afford food to have food, etc. There are also varying tiers of food as far as pricing goes - I can eat incredibly cheaply (and healthfully) if I'm willing to go through some effort and cook with various beans and cheap veggies, or I can spend staggering sums - more than some people's monthly wage in the US - on a single meal.

      The market for vital organs is different. If you do allow people to sell their kidneys, would you also provide funds so that poor people could compete on equal footing with the rich when it comes to getting a life-saving transplant, so there's rough parity in opportunity to survive, much like there is with food? There also aren't tiers of organs - it's pretty much one-size-fits-all - so in the case of a free market for vital organs you wind up with the rich getting to live and the poor getting nothing, as opposed to the food situation where the rich can eat like kings and the poor can get enough (usually) to survive, but they aren't going to have surf n' turf every night.

      (And, I'm aware that people are still hungry in the US despite welfare programs, soup kitchens and other programs designed to lend a hand - as another poster said, it's amazing to me that we pay to have food destroyed in this country when there are still hungry people here and elsewhere - but I wanted to point out how food markets are radically different from organ markets).

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    24. Re:Let the free market decide by tmosley · · Score: 1

      You're right. Their society has failed, so all the children deserve to starve to death. Lets send soldiers there to enforce that.

    25. Re:Let the free market decide by tmosley · · Score: 1

      You feed them. I have better things to do than to interfere with the choices some guy in the third world makes.

      If people stopped interfering and pushing their social values on people, and let them be free, people in general wouldn't have to make these hard choices.

    26. Re:Let the free market decide by tmosley · · Score: 1

      It seems to me that you don't really understand what a "free market" is.

      Free markets don't allow involuntary application of force. What you are thinking of is fascism, which is what we have in this country. Sadly everything it does is blamed on the free market by socialists claiming to ride to our rescue, who are closet fascists themselves, and prove it the second they get into office.

    27. Re:Let the free market decide by AuMatar · · Score: 1

      Seems you don't know what fascism is. Or a free market, for that matter. Study any situation in history where there was laisse faire capitalism- it always devolves into tyranny of the rich on the poor. There has never been a case where it didn't. For examples- US in the 1870-1900 period, central america through most of this century (take a particular look at united fruit), various african countries and their warlords today.

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    28. Re:Let the free market decide by AuMatar · · Score: 1

      I do donate to third world causes.

      And your second sentence doesn't even make sense. If people stopped trying to make sure that third world citizens were fed and didn't have to donate kidneys, they wouldn't have to make a hard choice to donate their kidney? Umm, wtf?

      Seriously, I know you're a libertarian and that rational thought and understanding of economics are a bit beyond you, but most of you can do better than that.

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    29. Re:Let the free market decide by tmosley · · Score: 1

      So because sometimes politicians act in a fascist manner to "defend" their pals in business, you blame free markets for the violence? IT WAS THE POLITICIANS THAT CALLED OUT THE THUGS! The market is incapable of acting in such a manner.

      BY DEFINITION, FREE MARKETS DO NOT INCLUDE USE OF FORCE. If force is applied at ANY POINT EVER, you don't have a free market. You have fascism, even if it is only for a few hours.

      The examples you cited were cases where corporate and government power merged. At the time, the governments weren't nearly as large or as powerful as they are today, and they only intervened in certain situations (like strikes), whereas today they are always and at all times intervening in literally thousands of different ways.

      If you really want to understand how economies work, here is a primer, in comic book form.

  5. Not a new phenomenon by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    This is a surprise? Just take a look around any big name campus - there will usually be some kind of ads posted looking for egg donors. I'm a student at Columbia University and I've seen posters offering $18,000 for eggs from any Columbia student for years.

  6. I have VERY high SAT scores by natehoy · · Score: 5, Funny

    I called them and asked about what their going rate was for a high-SAT scorer like me, and they offered me $12,000!

    Things went badly when I asked if the eggs had to be organic, and what size they should be, and was styrofoam OK or did they prefer paper cartons. Oh, and when they found out I was a guy.

    Sexist bastards.

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    1. Re:I have VERY high SAT scores by codeonezero · · Score: 4, Funny

      I called them ... Things went badly when ...they found out I was a guy.

      I'm amused that they didn't pick up on that until you actually had to tell them you were a guy. ;-)

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    2. Re:I have VERY high SAT scores by Singularity42 · · Score: 0, Funny

      Liar. There are no males on the internet.

    3. Re:I have VERY high SAT scores by MidnightBrewer · · Score: 1

      Exactly how far through the phone conversation did they get before they figured out you were a guy?

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    4. Re:I have VERY high SAT scores by natehoy · · Score: 1

      In the immortal words of F. Leghorn: "It's a joke, Son."

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    5. Re:I have VERY high SAT scores by Aceticon · · Score: 1

      The good old "speak with a whinny voice" trick never fails ...

  7. They should be smart enough to understand the risk by kg8484 · · Score: 1
    FTA:

    The Harvard Crimson was one of three college newspapers that ran an identical classified ad seeking a woman who fit a narrow profile: younger than 29 with a GPA over 3.5 and an SAT score over 1,400.

    Wouldn't one think that someone going to Harvard with a high GPA and SAT score be smart enough to weigh the risks? Furthermore, these aren't desperate people from a starving nation; they are kids going to some of the most prestigious schools in the country.

  8. Triumph Of The Nerds by Ukab+the+Great · · Score: 3, Insightful

    This should lead to geeks lessening jocks' reproductive advantages.

    1. Re:Triumph Of The Nerds by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I doubt the subset of geeks that are competing with jocks (that is, the male geeks) are going to have a lot of luck selling their eggs. But whatever, let's keep modding you insightful!

    2. Re:Triumph Of The Nerds by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ... into a cup. Thanks for the mental image.

  9. Tuition by c++0xFF · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Egg donation: yet another way that a high SAT score help you get through college.

  10. Cha-Ching! by Citizen+of+Earth · · Score: 3, Funny

    Each woman has two ovaries with 300,000 eggs each. At $35,000 per egg, that's $21-billion per woman. You'd think more women would cash in on this.

    1. Re:Cha-Ching! by MyLongNickName · · Score: 2, Informative

      I don't think you donate just one. I think itis $35K per procedure.

      Anyone familiar with what is involved with "donating" these eggs?

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    2. Re:Cha-Ching! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Informative

      I don't think you donate just one. I think itis $35K per procedure.

      Anyone familiar with what is involved with "donating" these eggs?

      It's not like it is for men - wham, bam, checks clears in 6 months man. The donor woman gets drugged with the unfun kinds of drugs - hormones and what not to make her the same batshit crazy menstral cycle as the rich woman. Then, after months of that, they reach up (so to speak) and scoop out as many eggs as they can. They try to implant the rich woman. Lather, rinse, repeat, as needed. You don't get paid until (and if) the rich woman gets knocked up properly. It's pretty messed up. But if the choice is that or a year behind a McD's burger grill...

    3. Re:Cha-Ching! by Fnkmaster · · Score: 1

      1) Marry chick with high IQ
      2) Train her to do whatever you tell her
      3) ???
      4) Profit!

      Gentlemen, I think we've figured out what to put in step 3. Harvest away!!!

    4. Re:Cha-Ching! by ajrs · · Score: 1

      1) Marry chick with high IQ
      2) Train her to do whatever you tell her
      3) ???
      4) Profit!

      Gentlemen, I think we've figured out what to put in step 3. Harvest away!!!

      I think you'll run into trouble before step 1...

    5. Re:Cha-Ching! by bmajik · · Score: 5, Informative

      Specifically, the woman will typically be placed on an oral contraceptive that suppresses ovulation to "stabilize" her natural menstrual cycle. Then she will come off it at a known point so that her ovulation can be managed with about a 12 hour accuracy.

      During this time, she will typically take drug that stimulates ovarian activity -- Follistim is common -- so that she produces multiple mature egg follicles during a single cycle. She'll typically have a few vaginal ultrasounds during the cycle to estabish follicle count and development. Finally, at the pointed time she'll take a dose of medicine that causes the eggs to be finished/matured/released. The following day she goes in for a procedure where a large syringe punctures the vaginal wall and retreives the eggs.

      If you remember nothing else from this writeup, these are the key points:
      - woman takes a fuckton of ovary-exploding drugs
      - doctor puts enomrous syringe THROUGH THE SIDE OF THE VAGINA

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    6. Re:Cha-Ching! by c++0xFF · · Score: 1

      As the article shows, it only takes a small modification:

      1a) Find chicks with high SAT scores
      1b) Offer big $$ to marry you

    7. Re:Cha-Ching! by feepness · · Score: 5, Funny

      - doctor puts enomrous syringe THROUGH THE SIDE OF THE VAGINA

      Forgive my apparent lack of knowledge, but FOR GOD SAKES ISN'T THERE ANOTHER WAY IN?!!

    8. Re:Cha-Ching! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wouldn't the uterus be a much better choice than just randomly puncturing the vagina? Just sayin'. If the eggs were in the vagina, then I'm thinking you wouldn't need a needle, just a spoon-like device....

    9. Re:Cha-Ching! by Hurricane78 · · Score: 1

      Except that if every woman would do it, they would only get $0.000,53 per egg. ;)

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    10. Re:Cha-Ching! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      - doctor puts enomrous syringe THROUGH THE SIDE OF THE VAGINA

      Forgive my apparent lack of knowledge, but FOR GOD SAKES ISN'T THERE ANOTHER WAY IN?!!

      I do find my syringe in my female's mouth

    11. Re:Cha-Ching! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      - doctor puts enomrous syringe THROUGH THE SIDE OF THE VAGINA

      Forgive my apparent lack of knowledge, but FOR GOD SAKES ISN'T THERE ANOTHER WAY IN?!!

      In any case, the description of the donation procedures in this thread shows that these women are probably being severely under-compensated...

  11. Why discourage this? by Dr.+Spork · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I think that the worries expressed betray a double standard. How does it make sense to worry about high-SAT women "ignoring the health dangers" of forced ovulation, when you don't worry about low-SAT women ignoring the same dangers and getting a tenth of the money for the ordeal? To be clear: these people don't want women to stop donating eggs. They don't want high-SAT women donating eggs for a lot of money. But the risk in each donation is the same!

    In any case, an egg donor will suddenly get a quick and large pile of money. I think the real question should be: How will the money be spent? If the donor gets $50,000 and uses it to help pay for three semesters of her Princeton tuition, I don't see a problem. If another donor, who is not in college, spends $5,000 on shoes and handbags, I don't see a great deal of good having been done.

    I know someone who has donated an egg, and she was actually pretty sick for a part of the procedure. Smart women in Princeton, who have other options, will not want to undergo something like this unless you offer them more money. That just seems like a fact. But if the people who want the eggs have the money, and their satisfaction is increased by the knowledge that their donor is academically talented, and the donor herself will use the money to develop her talents further, it's a clear case of "everyone wins."

    So why does the American Society for Reproductive Medicine need to shit on this optimal outcome? I think they should be encouraging it!

    1. Re:Why discourage this? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't kid yourself, Ivy League or not, they'll all spend it on shoes and handbags.

  12. Duh by Colonel+Korn · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Back in college our daily newspaper had standing offers in the $15-50k range for eggs of a woman above a certain height, below a certain weight, and above a certain SAT score.

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  13. DON'T DO IT by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Interesting

    DO NOT donate sperm, it can bite you in the ass later. There have been court cases where the mother who was artificially inseminated with donated sperm was later able to track down the man who donated the sperm, and successfully sue him for child support.

    This is just another example of where the family court system is biased against men. Women automatically get custody of children, or more custody than the man, unless they are on crack or something and this can be proven. Alimony is a total insult; it's the notion that a woman has a legal right to get used to a particular lifestyle that her husband provided, and therefore her former husband has to pay her money after the divorce to make sure she doesn't have to get used to what her income alone can provide. If that was really fair, the woman would have to continue having sex with the man after the divorce, since that was the lifestyle he was used to when married, but fairness is not the goal here. Imagine a couple suing the female egg donor for child support after using her egg to produce a baby. It would be laughed out of court. But women have successfully sued men for child support for donating sperm.

    Warning to men - it might look like easy money for something you do anyway (masturbating) but seriously, it's a bad idea.

    1. Re:DON'T DO IT by Monkeedude1212 · · Score: 3, Informative

      You just need a signed document saying so.

      Most of those cases have been closed now, in favour of the men not paying child support anymore.

    2. Re:DON'T DO IT by PalmKiller · · Score: 1

      If that was really fair, the woman would have to continue having sex with the man after the divorce, since that was the lifestyle he was used to when married

      Married men accustomed to regular sex, You are obviously not married.

    3. Re:DON'T DO IT by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      He might be referring to cases in the UK. As I understand there have been cases where the CSA has chosen to set aside a prior agreement (for example in a divorce where property/shares/a cash lump sum is given as a one-off payment in lieu of ongoing payments - a so-called "clean break") when the recipient pisses it all up the wall and ends up on the dole.

      No, don't be silly, the original donor doesn't get the house back. He (or she) isn't a banker or a Lloyd's name!

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    4. Re:DON'T DO IT by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wasn't "pussy payments" in return for alimony what Chris Rock advocated too in one of his routines? Then again, he has also had something about marriage meaning that sex ends...

      Now, on a more serious note. Since I don't see why sperm banks shouldn't be there for those who want them, mechanisms should be in place to ensure that the donor is virtually untraceable. Whilst certain characteristics about the man might be fair to hand out, maybe donations with a note attached containing that anonymous information should be transported between banks on a random basis and without any records kept longer than absolutely necessary. Records about who has donated sperm should also not be kept any longer than necessary. Then tracing would at least cost too much to be worth it for child support. You'd have to employ a private investigator to narrow it down to maybe a few thousand men in the country (all who you can find out have donated and match the rough description) and then test a DNA sample from each one.

    5. Re:DON'T DO IT by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But not all, and even not all with signed documents. Not in the UK, US or Australia.

      Don't fuck with the family courts. You will lose.

    6. Re:DON'T DO IT by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bollocks.

      Child support is the right of the child.

    7. Re:DON'T DO IT by Cili · · Score: 1

      People in a healthy relationship don't need to divorce. And even if they do, they do it amiably.

    8. Re:DON'T DO IT by Pamplona+Slowpoke · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Alimony is a total insult; it's the notion that a woman has a legal right to get used to a particular lifestyle that her husband provided, and therefore her former husband has to pay her money after the divorce to make sure she doesn't have to get used to what her income alone can provide.

      Put the shoe on the other foot. I married my ex right out of college. She went to medical school and I started work doing contract programming starting in 1995. I did really well through Y2K and on into 2003. I quit working when our son was born and she only had 6 months left of a general surgery residency at the Mayo Clinic. Afterwords we moved to her home town in rural Montana. 4 years later she and one of the orthopedic surgeons in town become an item.

      During the 9 years she went to medical school and residency I earned $855,000 more than her. The legal term for that is a reduced marital estate due to her deferring income for a greater income in the future.

      There is no demand for programmers here in Montana and I am making about 28% what I was able to previously. Do I deserve alimony so I can defer my income for 4 to 6 years to gain a skill that does have demand in here where I live so I can live in the same town as my son? Yes I do.

    9. Re:DON'T DO IT by amplt1337 · · Score: 1

      There have been court cases where the mother who was artificially inseminated with donated sperm was later able to track down the man who donated the sperm, and successfully sue him for child support.

      Mmhm. What's the source on this? I remember a case like that happening once in Germany about ten years back, when the sperm donor was a personal friend of the woman receiving the sperm, but that was the only one I ever heard of.

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    10. Re:DON'T DO IT by russotto · · Score: 1

      Married men accustomed to regular sex, You are obviously not married.

      Lots of married men are accustomed to regular sex. Look at Tiger Woods or Bill Clinton, for example.

      (I'd apologize to my wife here but I don't think she reads slashdot)

    11. Re:DON'T DO IT by bjourne · · Score: 1

      Either it is all an urban myth or it happens everywhere. Because I heard the exact same story in Sweden about a man donating sperm to a lesbian couple and then having to pay child support.

    12. Re:DON'T DO IT by MidnightBrewer · · Score: 1

      Those cases all involve known sperm donors who are friends of the mothers, participated without a contract, and then continued to be involved in the child's life afterwards explicitly as their father. In the case of clinics, they specifically make you sign paperwork absolving them of all liability.

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    13. Re:DON'T DO IT by Red+Flayer · · Score: 2, Insightful

      People in a healthy relationship have sex quite frequently. 75%+ success rate isn't unheard of.

      75% success rate of what, exactly?

      Getting laid on my birthday?

      That, I could believe.

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    14. Re:DON'T DO IT by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What's more pathetic? A wife refusing sex, or the husband accepting the status quo?

    15. Re:DON'T DO IT by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't worry. She can't cut you off if she doesn't know where you're getting it.

    16. Re:DON'T DO IT by russotto · · Score: 1

      Don't worry. She can't cut you off if she doesn't know where you're getting it.

      Tell that to John Wayne Bobbit.

    17. Re:DON'T DO IT by amplt1337 · · Score: 1

      Okay, I did some more looking into this. More info e.g. here.

      The parent's point (misogynistic ranting aside) is actually correct; many states consider parentage and parental obligations to inhere in genetic parentage. This has nothing to do with the mother's rights vs. the father's; it's about the child's right to support. Which is fair enough as far as it goes, except the legal precedent is obsessed with the child at the expense of the parents (e.g. a case where a 12-year-old who impregnated his babysitter is liable for child support, even though it was statutory rape -- that ruling actually implies that consent to a sexual act is of no relevance whatsoever in determining obligations to the child, which is obviously wrong; there is no better example of a case where a child should be supported by the community/state rather than a 12-year-old...)

      Family law is far from just, but it looks like a couple really could sue a female egg donor for child support if they could demonstrate that she was in a better financial position than they were, and they didn't mind that the woman who received the egg would probably lose all parental rights to a "stranger child."

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    18. Re:DON'T DO IT by MyLongNickName · · Score: 1

      If you are truly married and having that type of sex life I feel very bad for you. My experience has been the exact opposite -- and this after nearly ten years of marriage. The only rocky parts of our sex life was after the birth of each child for about six months.

      I married someone who was a friend before we starting dating. I think that has been the key to it all.

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    19. Re:DON'T DO IT by PalmKiller · · Score: 1

      Don't feel bad, it was a joke man. Yes I am married, yes I have an active sex wife, and unlike Tiger, yes it is with my wife.

  14. JJ's Fertility and SAT Cram Course by NicknamesAreStupid · · Score: 3, Funny

    It seems ironic that women of higher learning who might, as some suggest, fund their education from their ovaries, would need to go to a fertility clinic after their successful education and careers that kept them way from the maternity ward until their 30s or 40s.

    1. Re:JJ's Fertility and SAT Cram Course by vlm · · Score: 1

      It seems ironic that women of higher learning who might, as some suggest, fund their education from their ovaries, would need to go to a fertility clinic after their successful education and careers that kept them way from the maternity ward until their 30s or 40s.

      What if they were not planning to have kids? May as well get "something" for those eggs.

      So the medical quacks are all bundled up because the "best" chicks get too much money. Little concern that the "not so best" get a fraction of the money. And no care at all that some chicks actually have to pay money to get their tubes tied.

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    2. Re:JJ's Fertility and SAT Cram Course by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    3. Re:JJ's Fertility and SAT Cram Course by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But if someone uses your eggs to become successfully pregnant, then in the Darwinian sense, you've already reproduced - and with ridiculously little effort, since you got someone else to do all that tedious "being pregnant" and "feeding the kids" and "paying for their education".

      Operation cuckoo: successful!

  15. No, about the only thing guys get for it would be by NotSoHeavyD3 · · Score: 1

    a wedgie and that's not a bonus.

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  16. Re:Numbers don't lie but they are vague. by MyLongNickName · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Maybe you missed the part about holding everything else equal.

    "all else equal, an increase of 100 SAT points in the score of a typical incoming student increased the compensation offered to oocyte donors at that college or university by $2,350"

    So I would presume they would compare across the same schools and adjust accordingly.

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  17. Wait, this sounds like by Virtucon · · Score: 0

    Wait, this sounds like a movie. Two Brothers, betting on the heredity vs. environment thing, something about a dollar... Oh well, this sounds old and lame.

    So SAT scores mean what in terms of offspring? That the person had better opportunities to learn? They were cared for and had an environment that fostered education? That they could handle word problems?

    What if the consumers buying the egg are morons? Yeah, paying that much for a donor egg would render your intellect questionable. I think, like some of these other posts, that the genetic makeup would be at a premium. I want characteristic X, Y, Z not that it came from a person
    with a high SAT. Then again, we can always start a Eugenics War and see if the smart folks prevail. Now for me, I'm looking for:

    Cross between Rachquel Welch, Barbara Eden, Anna Nicole Smith and Tylene Buck. And to make it simpler, I'm just looking for manual modes of dealing with my offspring, nothing artificial is required.

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    1. Re:Wait, this sounds like by ZachPruckowski · · Score: 1

      Yeah, paying that much for a donor egg would render your intellect questionable

      Raising a child is an expensive proposition. It's somewhere in the $200k range, just for the food, shelter, clothing, education, and medical care for 18 years. Then you toss on all the prenatal, neonatal, and postpartum medical bills, along with college, and it all adds up to a huge pile of money. Further, that assumes nothing goes wrong (no teen pregnancy or delinquency, no serious medical problems). At that point, spending an extra 1% for better genes doesn't seem as extravagant, and is probably a good investment.

      All the financial issues aside, parents generally want what's best for their kids, and will go to great lengths for them. If getting an egg donor with good genes offers their kid a promising future, it's something prospective parents will prioritize almost irrationally.

    2. Re:Wait, this sounds like by Virtucon · · Score: 1

      At that point, spending an extra 1% for better genes doesn't seem as extravagant, and is probably a good investment.

      So, what makes that extra 1% a better investment if the donor just gets a better SAT? There is No correlation and that's my point. For all you know, if you have the kid and let him sit in front of the TV, eating Cheetos and playing the PS3, he'll probably become one of those bottom 25% achievers. He may get lucky and be a genius, but you don't know that based on the fact that the donor has a high SAT score. It is non-sequitur! I might as well be saying "I go to movies all the time. If you buy my eggs the kid will be able to be a movie critic!"

      Now, what's wrong with adopting a child who has direct need, one from a broken home or some other set of unfortunate circumstances. Then nurture the kid, give them a stable home, good schools and spending that $200K+ on them? I'd say that kid would have a chance and at least be able to be in that top quartile of the success chart, not looking for a job at WalMart. That makes a hell of a lot more sense to me than SAT scores being a predictor of progeny intelligence.

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  18. Re:They should be smart enough to understand the r by fahrbot-bot · · Score: 1

    Wouldn't one think that someone going to Harvard with a high GPA and SAT score be smart enough to weigh the risks?

    Smart enough? Possibly, but remember that this guy went to both Yale (BA) and Harvard (MBA). Don't know about his GPA or SAT scores though... or whether that says more/less about him or the schools.

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  19. What's this worth? by Trip6 · · Score: 4, Funny

    SATs over 750 each
    Certified Mensa IQ
    Concert pianist
    Well endowed
    High metablosim - hint, hint
    Blonde, blue eyes

    Starting bid: $youcantaffordit

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    1. Re:What's this worth? by Locke2005 · · Score: 1

      And yet you've thrown gallons of the stuff dried up on a Kleenex straight into the trash... sad, isn't it?

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    2. Re:What's this worth? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I dunno. How much do you pay him for his services?

    3. Re:What's this worth? by Arthur+Grumbine · · Score: 1

      SATs over 750 each
      ...
      High metablosim

      For some strange reason I find myself doubting the veracity of your SAT claims...

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    4. Re:What's this worth? by adisakp · · Score: 1

      SATs over 750 each Certified Mensa IQ High metablosim

      Can you explain to me what a metablosim is? I must not be the genius you are since I've never heard of that word.

    5. Re:What's this worth? by Totenglocke · · Score: 1

      I think you forgot to list "excellent oral skills" on there!

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    6. Re:What's this worth? by Hurricane78 · · Score: 1

      High metablosim - hint, hint

      Cons:
      - An F in grammar!
      - More full of himself than a French-American-Nazi-hybrid. ;)

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  20. Quality by ThePlague · · Score: 2, Insightful

    You pay for quality, and this is just an example of that. You wouldn't pay $15 for a McD's burger, at least most people wouldn't, but a Red Robin (or similar high end) one could command that sort of price.

    I know some people might think that's horrible, but the cold-hard truth is that some people are higher quality than others. We might be equal before the law, and have equal rights, but when people are given a choice in potential breeding partners, they will opt for as high as they can afford. In the social realm, that means relying on their own value as judged by whatever criteria (looks, smarts, social success as measured by wealth, social success as measured by "charm", etc) to get as good a "product" as possible. The pricing in this article just reflects the ability to turn one set of attributes into cash, and people's willingness to pay for certain attributes.

    1. Re:Quality by NicknamesAreStupid · · Score: 1

      How can you equate a woman's ova to HAMBURGER!?!?! Such a simile. Caviar would be an appropriate metaphor, say Beluga verses Sevruga.

    2. Re:Quality by ajlisows · · Score: 1

      Saying some people are higher quality than others is a tough statement to make and depends on your definition of quality. Intelligent? Attractive? Athletically Gifted? Acting/Music/Artistically gifted? Compassionate? Sane? Less prone to diseases? Heterosexual? Excellent work ethic? Not an alcoholic/drug addict?

      You are assuming that the traits you hold dear are the absolutes when it comes to judging a person's worth. I know a few Intelligent, Attractive, lazy, drug abusing, insane jerks. They really don't seem to enjoy life. They are a drain on society and nothing I want my children to end up like. I've met some rather unintelligent, homely, sane, drug free, hard working types. Heck, my best friend probably falls into this group. I'm pretty sure he'd fall under an IQ of 100, he isn't gross looking but he isn't really attractive either. He does go work hard at his job (he fuels airplanes), he runs home to spend time with his daughter, he is the first person there when a friend is in need of help, and he is pretty well grounded and happy with life. I consider him to be a very high quality individual. I would have no complaints if my progeny were to end up like him.

      I just can't see being willing to pay that much more for a shake of the genetic dice based on a test score that has some pretty shaky links to actual intelligence. Even if the donor is intelligent, it does not guarantee the child will be. For overall quality of the child, you probably have the same chance taking a random egg from the "Not imprisoned/institutionalized, not mentally retarded, not stricken by some horrible disease" general population as you do selecting by something like SAT score.

    3. Re:Quality by ThePlague · · Score: 0

      Of course there are no absolutes when determining quality: that's something for the individual consumer decides for themselves. However, there are certainly statistical trends, which gives the "collective wisdom" on such matters. Like my example regarding hamburgers. Some people would prefer McD's to the Red Robin, even when removing price as a consideration. It is, after all, just a matter of taste. So, IF you want a smart kid (a consumer desire), THEN having a smart father/mother can only increase the probability. While SAT scores may not be a perfect indicator of "raw intelligence", it does correlate to some degree along with ability to learn and willingness to work at a specific intellectual task. Not perfectly, of course, but there is some non-random relationship among these traits. Enough people want these traits in their offspring that they are willing to pay a premium for the eggs/sperm of donors who have them simply to raise the odds.

    4. Re:Quality by nottheusualsuspect · · Score: 1

      This is slashdot...
      you're just lucky he didn't compare eggs to cars

  21. Genetics and prejudice by zero_out · · Score: 2

    So we know that certain people have higher risks of developing certain diseases based on genetic factors, such as gender (color-blindness in men) or 'race' (Tay-Sachs in Ashkenazi jews). People are even willing to pay more for eggs or sperm from people with high SAT scores or PhD's. Yet, when a Harvard University President suggests that maybe certain aspects of intelligence are based on genetics, it causes an uproar.

    I'm not suggesting that a certain race or sex is inferior to another, but why is the mere suggestion that intelligence is based on genetics (and therefore gives inherent benefits to certain genetic groups) considered so taboo? Can't we at least consider, discuss, and perform rigorous research on the subject?

    1. Re:Genetics and prejudice by bcmm · · Score: 3, Insightful

      "Intelligence" is a poorly-defined concept and it is very hard to devise a test which gives fair results regardless of the culture of the subject.

      In case you haven't noticed, culture is a pretty significant confounding variable for "race" (which is also a poorly-defined concept).

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    2. Re:Genetics and prejudice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      There has been rigorous research on the matter, but the results aren't politically correct so they're considered bogus.

    3. Re:Genetics and prejudice by blair1q · · Score: 1

      The sensationalist headlines ignore the rigor put into the research.

      So do the mouth-breathers who have the headline tattooed under their "88".

    4. Re:Genetics and prejudice by bocin · · Score: 0

      Eugenics is evil. Control of the outcome of birth is only half the means to an unproven end. The other side of the eugenics coin is the control over who is suitable to continue living and who will be weeded out. Eugenics has always used both of these methods to attempt to create the "superman". Beware the folk who promote eugenics. They, in most cases, have delusions of grandeur and feel they alone can make the decisions concerning who lives and who dies.

    5. Re:Genetics and prejudice by cmdr_tofu · · Score: 1, Troll

      Hmm are you talking about the same Harvard president who suggested that the reason there were less postdoc women was because they were innately inferior?
      www.dailyprincetonian.com

      There are facts that women are under-represented in a lot of careers, particularly engineering, but rather than funding rigorous studies "on whether or not women lack the same mental abilities as men", shouldn't we be looking at social problems? Perhaps those women were told at a young age that they couldn't be good at math, or encouraged to play with dollies while the boys were encouraged play with Legos and blocks. It was only within the last 50 years that women were even let into most rigorous programs (medicine, law, etc). They were often refused on the most flimsy and outright sexist grounds, "Well academically you are overqualified, but we can't admit you because you might get pregnant and then will drop out"

      I think history has had enough people trying to argue a scientific basis for discrimination or bias against women and minorities. If you want to do rigorous research, you will have to eliminate social and class variables which is quite impossible.

    6. Re:Genetics and prejudice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Perhaps men were told by society, "succeed professionally and financially or die as a beggar in the street" while women were being offered security nets explain why men work so much harder to achieve financial success.

    7. Re:Genetics and prejudice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm surprised you got marked troll for this, but you're mostly correct. However, it breaks down when you look at ethnic groups rather than "race." Culture isn't so confounding because culture largely correlated with ethnicity (as opposed to race per se.)

      I've never bought the intelligence as a poorly defined concept thing, though. The tests work pretty well, just not perfectly.

    8. Re:Genetics and prejudice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Whether eugenics really is evil or not, it's sneaking in. Capitalism (I know, I know, please keep reading) is doing it in characteristic 'quasi-organic, free-market' style.

      Insurance premiums now vary based on your genetic predisposition to various diseases; eggs and sperm from superior people fetch a higher price than those from Morlocks.

      Maybe it's evil, maybe not but if you want something else you will need to tell somebody, sometime, what they are NOT ALLOWED to do. That said, I tend to think that the argument "you know who else liked eugenics? The NAZIS" is a bit weak. I mean, those guys loved sausages and the Volkswagen.

      Finally, and to put it out there: everyone practices eugenics and discrimination all the time in their own mating habits. This is why your typical deformed, chronically ill microcephalic freaks don't have as many kids as... well, we call you people 'norms'. People are already discriminating and making vicious value judgements with their preference to sleep with happy, healthy, bright people and have been for millenia. Now that it's quantified some people are panicking that the secret's out!

    9. Re:Genetics and prejudice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How is the parent post a troll? It is well known that "intelligence" and "culture" and "race" have widely varying definitions.

    10. Re:Genetics and prejudice by bcmm · · Score: 1

      Being a non-genetic thing that is basically heritable and effects performance in intelligence tests*, culture has to be a confounding variable in any attempt to find genetic components of intelligence by comparing people from different cultures. Anyway, my point was that until intelligence and race are defined (which I somewhat doubt they can be), any such research is no better than opinion.

      * This avoids debating what "intelligence" is, and is not really controversial due to inevitable cultural biases in tests.

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    11. Re:Genetics and prejudice by arekusu_ou · · Score: 0

      By entertaining the possibility that preferred traits can be genetically determined and in turn reproduced in controlled manner, you are opening the possibility of creating genetically superior humans, and that is a situation parts of society won't tolerate.

      Sci Fi have always entertained that notion and society's rejection of it. Star Trek DS9 had Dr. Bashir. Enterprise had those augments. Brave New World had a horrid extremist view of genetic superiority. Harrison Bergeron had a society who stifled superiority.

      So no, I don't think the uproar is about a possible scientific fact. I think the uproar is about the implications of that possible fact.

      Bush spent part of his power stifling the education in America, removing those who would excel, and lowering the bar. Average SAT score has been 1500 out of 2400 for too many years even before Bush (1000 out of 1600), that's 62.5%. That is horrendous.

      I would rather have the average raised closer to my score, and have my status lowered to closer to merely average. Then I would have better hopes for the future of humanity.

    12. Re:Genetics and prejudice by ajlisows · · Score: 1

      My wife recently completed her degree to teach High School Geography/History/. Over 90% of the people in the same degree program as her were male. She is still looking for a permanent job and is subbing for the time being. Between subbing and two semesters of student teaching she has seen about 20 schools in the area. She met a total of 4 female social studies teachers. Three of them acted legitimately surprised to see another woman who wanted to be a History teacher.

      Teaching High School History isn't really the first thing that comes to mind when you think of jobs that require intelligence. My wife thought the degree program was laughably easy and I'm sure it wouldn't compare to getting a math or engineering degree. There is clearly something else at play here other than intelligence.

      My wife's take on the matter has been that societal issues are the likely cause. She knew only two other girls all through high school who enjoyed History and took higher level Social Studies classes. A good number of her female relatives would repeatedly ask her why she would want to teach High School History....she could teach at a nice elementary school instead. She is a little self conscious and wondered if there was something wrong with her wanting to study History.

    13. Re:Genetics and prejudice by cmdr_tofu · · Score: 1

      My opinion (and probably the opinion of most slashdot parents) is that loved ones should be encouraged to do what they want regardless of societal pressures gender bias etc. Self-confidence is very helpful in achieving goals especially in the face of many setbacks and obstacles.

      I don't know very much about teaching history, but I don't think history is easy for everyone, and your wife might be an ideal phd candidate if that's what she wanted to do.

  22. Re:They should be smart enough to understand the r by Aranykai · · Score: 1

    I might be trolled for this, but he wasn't always a bumbling idiot. Not that I've voted for him or condone his choices but as a younger man, he wasn't what you would call stupid.

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  23. Re:They should be smart enough to understand the r by b4dc0d3r · · Score: 1

    This is the funny thing. In the "How do I get an entry level programming job" the university you go to seems to make a difference. But when we look at individual cases, we can see clear exceptions where the school does nothing to help the individual. It is only in aggregate that the school's name is valuable. This is partly due to applicant self-selection, and partly do to the entrance process selecting people based on prior performance.

    I had the option to go to a school with a minimum requirement of 12 on the ACT, increased to 14 "to stress the importance of academics" or something, coincidentally the same year that they added 2 points to ACT scores pretty much across the board, so my 34 was equivalent to my older brother's 32.

    People who don't meet the minimum requirements for Ivy League don't get in... unless your life is exceptional, meaning made up of exceptions.

    http://www.monkeydyne.com/bushresume/early.html

    So did they bend the rules to let him in? Did the top-notch universities help him? Did he tarnish the name of those institutions? There is no obvious answer, but it is obvious that universities only hold prestige in aggregate, not in individual cases. And anyone who makes decisions based on the institution attended is a fool.

    If you can get in, networking and cronyism are the benefits of Ivy League education, not the value of the education. Secondary is hanging out with people who are as smart as you are, which is easier when you attend a university which suits you.

  24. Nope by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You just need a signed document saying so.

    Most of those cases have been closed now, in favour of the men not paying child support anymore.

    Nothing signed by anyone today, can bind to a person created tomorrow. If the woman who gives birth to a child of donated sperm and her spouse die, the state can and will come after the sperm donor for child support.

    What a lot of sperm banks use instead, is basically an insurance policy against successful litigation. As long as the insurance company (which may be the sperm bank itself), doesn't go under, you're safe.

  25. Re:They should be smart enough to understand the r by fahrbot-bot · · Score: 2, Interesting

    ...he wasn't always a bumbling idiot...

    I don't know about that. This link, The Resume of George W. Bush (the early years), from another follow-up post, would seem to indicate otherwise. I can't authenticate its accuracy, but have seen some of the items listed in other articles.

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  26. Re:They should be smart enough to understand the r by causality · · Score: 1

    Wouldn't one think that someone going to Harvard with a high GPA and SAT score be smart enough to weigh the risks?

    Smart enough? Possibly, but remember that this guy went to both Yale (BA) and Harvard (MBA). Don't know about his GPA or SAT scores though... or whether that says more/less about him or the schools.

    It takes some brains to convince everyone that you're stupid, to make them underestimate you, so that behind the scenes you can do whatever you like with little or no scrutiny. It takes brains and a ruthless determination to get your way no matter what it takes, even at the expense of widespread ridicule. It also takes some brains to exploit a climate of fear and use time-tested tactics (such as calling your opponents "unpatriotic") to virtually guarantee that the Congress will pass whatever legistlation you recommend with little or no concern for the Constitution.

    It takes brains to do all of this. It also takes a profound lack of wisdom to have the desire to do this. An amount of inhumanity helps, too, for disregarding all the damage (sorry, "collateral damage") such policies have caused. No, G.W. Bush was not stupid, in the same way that serial killers are not stupid. Pathological, lustful for power, indifferent to suffering, and indifferent to our nation's traditions, sure, but not stupid.

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  27. How horrible is the donation process? by wonkavader · · Score: 1

    My coworker suggests that the process involves a roughly six month process of pretty nasty drugs, which makes the money a lot less attractive.

    Are these offers generally for a few eggs, for fifty, for one which implants properly, for one which comes to term, etc?

  28. Signature by wonkavader · · Score: 1

    I am frustrated to note that my Linux box does not allow me to cat /dev/mem

    # cat /dev/mem | strings | grep -i llama
    cat: /dev/mem: Operation not permitted

    This means I cannot check for llamas myself, and yet your signature makes me suspicious that my RAM, too, may be full of llamas. This would explain the recent slowness of my box.

    Obviously one can't scrub the llamas out of RAM without finding them, but are there any open source programs which encourage the llamas to leave?

    1. Re:Signature by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're not the first to get that error, but it works on my box.

      Are you running AppArmour or SELinux or anything like that?

  29. Irony by blair1q · · Score: 1

    So they're worried that the smart people are going to act stupid and risk their health when offered an extra $2300?

  30. Re:Numbers don't lie but they are vague. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Regression estimates are orthogonal effects, i.e., they are independent of the other factors included in the model. Have you even had a basic statistics class?

    Unless you have, why are you statistically critiquing a study that surely several real statisticians already have?

  31. Re:They should be smart enough to understand the r by fahrbot-bot · · Score: 1

    No, G.W. Bush was not stupid...

    Based on the (unverified) resume for GWB posted in another follow-up (some of which I have read elsewhere), I'd probably believe otherwise. However, his rise to greatness, despite massive, repeated failures, was apparently due to the support of friends, family and those around him, like Cheney.

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  32. Re:They should be smart enough to understand the r by elrous0 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    It does take brains, but not necessarily his. I always suspected that pre-2006 Bush was little more than a pawn of Dick Cheney. It was only after the Republican Congressional defeat that he started to defy him (ousting Cheney's old buddy Rumsfeld, taking more moderate stances on Cheney's favorite issues, etc.).

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  33. You can make money, but don't! by sarysa · · Score: 2, Interesting

    For some weird reason, I'm irked by the standard disclaimer in the article that discourages egg donation for (implied) paying your way through college. Risky as any surgical procedure may be, it's a far cry from any Ayn-Rand-gone-amuk dystopian cliche.

    (says one geek with laissez-faire ethics...)

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  34. Common Sense by mosb1000 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Unless you want to have the "No, we didn't adopt; but I shoot blanks/am a poison-womb" chat with everybody who sees your children

    Or you could actually adopt. That would be the sensible solution.

  35. Re:They should be smart enough to understand the r by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Exactly - he got "born again". I think that's fundie code for "remove 2/3rds of your brain so you don't wonder why Jeebus worries so much about teh gheyz and just follow instructions".

  36. Re:They should be smart enough to understand the r by D+Ninja · · Score: 1

    Lots of Smarts != Lots of Common Sense

    In fact, I have somewhat noticed the reverse in many situations. Granted, a smart person has the capacity to better think about a situation and reason out all the possible problems, but, most people don't do that to begin with.

    Besides, high SAT scores != smart, either.

  37. Dangers of egg donation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The whole egg donation market is skewed towards the woman receiving the eggs. There is simply no data collection to see how these donors are doing health wise in the long run after going through an egg donation cycle. An egg donation cycle means that a donor gets injected with an ungodly and unnatural amount of hormones in order to hyper stimulate her eggs into producing mass quantities of eggs. This large amount of hormones has been known to cause cancer to donors down the road and only now in the internet age, do we start to see women sharing their egg donor horror stories. Currently there are bills in Arizona and Tennessee that are attempting to create a national database of egg donors in order to track a donor's long term health and more accurately expose the dangers.

  38. Pfft. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Now, what's wrong with adopting a child who has direct need, one from a broken home or some other set of unfortunate circumstances."

    It doesn't lead humanity down the path of designer children, and the ensuing orgy of science fiction awesomeness that will inevitably follow?

  39. Lifetime earning potential by Stuntmonkey · · Score: 1

    Not surprisingly, higher SAT scores correlate with a higher eventual annual income, something to the tune of $20k/yr per 40 points in the combined SAT score (critical reading + math + writing). Assuming wages increase at the inflation rate of 3%, income is earned from ages 23 through 65, and a discount rate of 10%, the average additional lifetime earning potential of +100 points equates to $162k in present dollars.

    Obviously not all eggs result in a baby; only about 10% of eggs result in a live birth. Even so, the economic value of higher SAT scores makes the $2350 look pretty trivial.

    As for the American Society for Reproductive Medicine discouraging "compensation based on donors' personal characteristics"...well, they're exactly not raising my kid are they?

  40. loss for the world by poppopret · · Score: 1

    You could help produce numerous bright and healthy people. Instead, people of inferior quality will be created.

    Hopefully you will at least go the natural route. You can consider it to be a career option that contributes more to society than anything else you could possibly do. You can produce at least a dozen wonderful children.

    If that's not your thing, please reconsider the egg donation. Never mind the money; this is something you can do to benefit the world.

    1. Re:loss for the world by thesandtiger · · Score: 1

      Why Mr. Schrute! How's life on the beet farm?

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  41. What do they think 'commodity' means? by Asdanf · · Score: 1

    Concerned about eggs being treated as commodities ... the American Society for Reproductive Medicine discourages compensation based on donors' personal characteristics.

    Basing compensation on characteristics of the egg causes differentiation in the market, and prevents eggs from becoming a commodity. The ASRM is making no sense.

  42. SATs? I remember them. by Ralph+Spoilsport · · Score: 1
    I pulled an 1180. I should have done a lot better - my pretests we all around 1300 - 1400. I figured - heck that was easy, so I dropped a shitload of acid and was tripping my butt off the whole time. My pencil kept melting.I had a kneadable eraser and when I pulled on that thing - damn - I lost a solid 20 minutes just stretching that thing around. Then I panicked, and instantly there was this smelly horde of bats hovering on my right shoulder, making fun of me like they were a bunch of greasers... "YO RALPH! The answer to question 10 is PINOCHLE MOTHERFUXOR!!! SNOW IS VAGUE! SO IS TUESDAY!!!! Come on man touch your dick. Your dick itches man. Do it now. who cares what people think - you gotta scratch your itch and your DICK ITCHES!" And crap like that. Cuz my dick didn't itch. They were just fuckin with me. Stupid bats.

    Damn. 1180's not so bad, so I didn't bother retaking it. I still got into the university of my choice.

    Learned a big lesson, though. Purple Microdot can be pretty sketchy stuff, and its all SETTING.

    Throw the horsie some sugar cubes! Oh LOOK! It's all PAISLEY!!!

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  43. "Egg?" WTF by cffrost · · Score: 1

    We're talking about humans here, are we not? Human females don't lay fucking "eggs." Female humans produce an ova; an ovum.

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  44. organs vary quite a bit by r00t · · Score: 1

    If you do allow people to sell their kidneys, would you also provide funds so that poor people could compete on equal footing with the rich when it comes to getting a life-saving transplant, so there's rough parity in opportunity to survive, much like there is with food?

    I don't see why. It's not fair that somebody who has worked to earn money be unable to use it. That's like taking the money away.

    There also aren't tiers of organs - it's pretty much one-size-fits-all - so in the case of a free market for vital organs you wind up with the rich getting to live and the poor getting nothing

    Nope.

    First there is the issue of imperfect matches. The worse the match, the more anti-rejection drugs need to be used and the more the organ will degrade.

    Then there are other issues. The donar may be old, a smoker, infected, dead for quite a while, etc. Surgeons are transplanting kidneys with cancer (chop the cancer off and the kidney is good!) and lungs from smokers.

  45. Wow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And here I thought teaching SAT classes was the best way to get money for my abilities. Guess I've been doing it wrong.

  46. Let the scrupulously regulated market decide by PMuse · · Score: 1

    The parent is right about kidneys and every other donate-able organ. Receiving an organ costs $$$$$. Everyone else in the organ supply pipeline gets paid -- except the donor. It's no wonder that lack of donations is the bottleneck.

    The danger of abuse and fraud can be kept to a reasonable level for $ (or at most $$) worth of enforcement. That's a bargain compared to the overall $$$$$ spent on each transplant, let alone compared to the value of the lives saved.

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