Yeah, you bunch of fat, fat fatties! Eating something that smells and tastes good is BAD for you, you fat bunch of dummies! Dammit, Lardo Calrissian, quit eating food that smells good! Eat that frakkin carob I gave you, fatass!
Utter nonsense.
I don't remember who exactly said it, but "People... What a bunch of bastards" fits perfectly into out society. There are two restaurants in our town that aren't manned by damn surly wait-staff who think that they're getting a tip when I can't get a refill. (Or a clean fork, but I suppose that's my fault for not getting off of my lazy ass and washing it myself)
How old is your DVD player? Most of the older models don't recognize the "can't skip this part" codes that the newer DVD's have embedded. And if you're watching them on your computer, that's a whole 'nother ball game.
they would play songs, get this, FOR FREE. anyone could hear it without having to pay money and signing away their rights!
Don't the radio stations, or their parent companies, have to pay royalties to the music companies in order to play their songs? Isn't that why there are so many flippin' ads on nearly every channel? While that's not paying money, per se, couldn't you say that the corporate sponsors are paying for the rights, then you go and buy one of those tasty-sounding cheeseburgers you just heard about, for only $1.99, while your kids yell and pitch a fit till they get that awesome Thing (patent pending) that they were just told is the best thing since Last Year's Thing....
Damn, now my head hurts. Anybody got any of that HeadAche Medicine (TM)? It works great, and I don't have to take as many as that Other HeadAche Medicine (TM).
They mostly said "there aren't enough data to kinow"
God, I hope they didn't actually say that.... every grammar nazi in three counties would have been on them, it would've been like a chase scene from "Dukes of Hazard" or "CHiPS"
Which was, of course, followed shortly by Coke's Tab Clear, "A Mouthful of Flavor!"
Both were born in 1992 but were (thankfully) short-lived. Crystal Pepsi died in 1993 in a seedy motel bath-room, lying in a bathtub full of ice, both kidneys removed, while Tab Clear died in '94 due to aneurysm, self-inflicted.
They were both in love with dying, they were drinking from a fountain that was pouring like an avalanche, coming down the mountain.
Ha, now try and get that out of your head.
Why not a grue? Its slavering fangs would neatly slice the meat clean off of the bone without nicking or breaking the bones. I would daresay that a mature grue, taking its time (and a certain amount of pride) with its work could reasonably be expected to consume an adolescent human without disturbing the skeleton.
Sorry, the penalty for drunk driving is a DUI, and.... uh... Well damn. I just found this lawyer's blog that talks
about just that, and points to a case (though there isn't a link and I can't find a relevant page [though, admittidly,
I'm not trying very hard]) where an NC man was charged with 1st-Degree murder following a DUI charge.
Oh man, I might have to turn in my nerd card...
OK, so what was the name of the bar on the Venus Equilateral, from George O Smith's series of the same name (as the space station, not the bar)?
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Man, I really wish that you would stop trying to mussel your way into the conversation.
Yeah, you bunch of fat, fat fatties! Eating something that smells and tastes good is BAD for you, you fat bunch of dummies! Dammit, Lardo Calrissian, quit eating food that smells good! Eat that frakkin carob I gave you, fatass!
Yeah, wit such as yours is rare dammit someone beat me to it... if I had posted that I'd have been flame-broiled
Utter nonsense.
I don't remember who exactly said it, but "People... What a bunch of bastards" fits perfectly into out society. There are two restaurants in our town that aren't manned by damn surly wait-staff who think that they're getting a tip when I can't get a refill. (Or a clean fork, but I suppose that's my fault for not getting off of my lazy ass and washing it myself)
Get off my lawn.
How old is your DVD player? Most of the older models don't recognize the "can't skip this part" codes that the newer DVD's have embedded. And if you're watching them on your computer, that's a whole 'nother ball game.
Well, either way, just be sure not to shake his hand.
where's the +1 oh-man-that-sucks-and-I-feel-your-pain (otherwise known as daaaaaaaaaaaang) ?
I was thinking more along the lines of using him to command our fleet against the Buggers.
Or at least he could lash back (electronically) at Bernard (cover your butt, he's watching!)
they would play songs, get this, FOR FREE. anyone could hear it without having to pay money and signing away their rights!
Don't the radio stations, or their parent companies, have to pay royalties to the music companies in order to play their songs? Isn't that why there are so many flippin' ads on nearly every channel? While that's not paying money, per se, couldn't you say that the corporate sponsors are paying for the rights, then you go and buy one of those tasty-sounding cheeseburgers you just heard about, for only $1.99, while your kids yell and pitch a fit till they get that awesome Thing (patent pending) that they were just told is the best thing since Last Year's Thing....
Damn, now my head hurts. Anybody got any of that HeadAche Medicine (TM)? It works great, and I don't have to take as many as that Other HeadAche Medicine (TM).
They mostly said "there aren't enough data to kinow"
God, I hope they didn't actually say that.... every grammar nazi in three counties would have been on them, it would've been like a chase scene from "Dukes of Hazard" or "CHiPS"
Actually, no, playing SC for a living would not be sport. The etymology of "sport" comes from the old French desport meaning "leisure," so anything that you do for leisure, or fun could be considered sport, but not something you do for a living. But then, as we all know, things change, Mox, words change.
Currently, sport is defined as "any athletic activity that uses physical skills," and one could argue that pushing buttons is still a physical activity, only now you're not meeting the requirements of "athlete" (from the original Greek, to "compete for a prize," which fits, or "[US] A person who actively participates in physical sports, possibly highly skilled in sports," which does not).
Therefore, I hereby move that we re-classify the StarCraft tournaments under a new heading: "eSports" (trademark, patent, and copyrights pending) or "Chair Sports," the latter of which would include all competition-level computer games, table-top games, and other activities.*
* I currently hold the record for most consecutive UNO games won in our household. My prize? I get to sleep on the couch.
Crystal Pepsi, the Clear Cola!
Which was, of course, followed shortly by Coke's Tab Clear, "A Mouthful of Flavor!"
Both were born in 1992 but were (thankfully) short-lived. Crystal Pepsi died in 1993 in a seedy motel bath-room, lying in a bathtub full of ice, both kidneys removed, while Tab Clear died in '94 due to aneurysm, self-inflicted.
They were both in love with dying, they were drinking from a fountain that was pouring like an avalanche, coming down the mountain.
Ha, now try and get that out of your head.
Deserving Contempt isn't a valid (well, legal) reason for anything. Showing Contempt can get you put in the slammer.
The moon orbits the Earth, not the sun.
Isn't that what he said?
No, seriously, doesn't
"the earth-moon system's centre of gravity is inside the earth"
mean the same as
"The moon orbits the Earth"
?
Or do I just read it like that as I already knew it, therefore I automatically draw a conclusion?
Why not a grue? Its slavering fangs would neatly slice the meat clean off of the bone without nicking or breaking the bones. I would daresay that a mature grue, taking its time (and a certain amount of pride) with its work could reasonably be expected to consume an adolescent human without disturbing the skeleton.
Every bit of fine print that I can find, and every customer service rep that I've talked to says that there is NO cap on smartphone data usage.
Which is a blessing as I managed to download 8Gb last month in music and movies onto my Omnia.
There are several movie critics who stopped publishing reviews for his movies because what they say doesn't matter.
I haven't listened to movie critics for any actor in so long, this caught me unawares when someone pointed it out to me 2 months back.
KA: You've lost your plot!
BK: No I haven't.
KA: Look!
BK: *Looks* Its just a flesh wound.
KA: *exasperatedly* A flesh wound?
BK: I've had worse! Did you see-
KA: Yes, yes, Patsy and I both saw National Security, and regret it terribly; in fact, I've half a mind to take your leg just out of spite.
I'd buy that for a dollar!
Sorry, the penalty for drunk driving is a DUI, and .... uh...
Well damn. I just found this lawyer's blog that talks about just that, and points to a case (though there isn't a link and I can't find a relevant page [though, admittidly, I'm not trying very hard]) where an NC man was charged with 1st-Degree murder following a DUI charge.
This is slashdot...
you're just lucky he didn't compare eggs to cars
In reality the reaction is to just start killing or maiming people until you cooperate.
Truly I tell you, Randall knows of your problems, and he maketh them amusing.
Oh man, I might have to turn in my nerd card...
OK, so what was the name of the bar on the Venus Equilateral, from George O Smith's series of the same name (as the space station, not the bar)?
Wait, did I log on to /b/ again? Dammit, there goes my parole...
Would you rather he had used a car analogy?