Look At Sick People To Give Your Immune System a Boost
Scientists at the University of British Columbia have found that looking at someone who appears sick boosts your immune system. Subjects had blood taken before and after watching a 10-minute slide show that contained disturbing images including people who appeared sick. Results of the blood tests showed people who had seen the sick people had a stronger immune system. From the article: "In the study, young adults were asked to watch a 10-minute slide show containing a series of unpleasant photographs. Some pictures included people who looked obviously ill in some way. The subjects' blood samples were then tested for levels of interleukin-6 (IL-6), a substance produced by the immune system that indicates your immune system is ramping up to more aggressively fight infection. As a control, pictures of people brandishing guns were also used on some participants—and they barely resulted in a significant increase in IL-6 production, signifying that IL-6 production is not simply a reaction to stress."
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You could look at it that way. Or you could see that the data clearly shows that none of the subjects' had immune systems capable of protecting them from bullets.
I don't get it. When I see pictures of people with guns, I immediately try to discern the make and model, then go to the internet to get the specs to see if it's something I'd want to buy.
The fact that the majority of the world has denied the human right of self defense to its citizens is the only thing I can think of that would be a cause of stress with respect to guns.
...like politics? If you show people the horrendous effects on people of the policies of heartless, greedhead Repugnicans, do people become more liberal?
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After watching a depressing 10 minute slide show of people who were feeling sick, all of the test subjects felt like getting drunk. Sadly, the only thing available was cough medicine.
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I prefer eating apples to looking at sick people for immune system boosts. They don't make me feel crummy through empathy and they have the added benefit of being delicious.
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If they wanted to control for stress, showing pictures of guns in not going to do it. The average person does not get stressed when they see a picture of a gun. For an accurate control of stress, they would need to have someone burst in with a prop gun. THAT will cause stress. In any case, is it really a surprise that the body will boost its immunity when it detects a possible disease threat? I think we have a word that already accounts for that: evolution.
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This makes perfect evolutionary sense for an emergent, highly social species. Without such a mechanism, it is possible that cities could never have occurred.
Looking at fat people will make you thin,
and looking at poor people will make you rich.
I've got a bunch of unattractive poor people to look at!
My immune system is currently plenty strong and I never get sick; if I look at sick people and boost it even further, will I get an autoimmune disease?
Can anyone even stand 10 minutes of looking at goatse?
I just noticed the "correlationisnotcausation" tag. Is that just a knee-jerk reaction to studies now?
Are we suggesting that an increase in immune system activity CAUSED people to view a slide show about sick people?
...that's why when I look at sick people, I laugh.
If I put up a pic of Ann Coulter, I'll live to 150!
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... and ask, "Y'all got any folks here who look like real sick? I need to look at 'em to boost my im-ma-ume system, or sumptin' like that.
Maybe that's why Mother Theresa lived so long: "For over 45 years she ministered to the poor, sick, orphaned, and dying. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mother_Theresa " She must have had one tough bad-ass immune system.
So if I watch more NASCAR, will I avoid traffic accidents, and get cheaper car insurance?
Maybe programmers should be forced to look at buggy programs . . . ?
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Why the dickens are people tagging this "correlationisnotcausation"? It was a controlled experiment, so there weren't any hidden causes to explain away the causation. It's like people don't actually understand what "correlation is not causation" means... but I'd hoped that at least here on Slashdot folks would be cleverer than that.
I wonder if sticking a needle into someone's arm to extract blood may provoke an immune response?
All I know is that when I go visit my 87 year old grandma at the old folks home, I develop a burning desire to go to the gym and eat broccoli.
I still cannot find the droids I am looking for...
So, playing a shooter game with lots of blood and gore is actually good for your health?
I'll admit, I only skimmed the article, but wouldn't it make a lot more sense that the immune system would be boosted from the physical act of them taking the "Before" sample? The fact that you're missing blood is something the body would definately sense and react to. Not saying it's implausible, but it seems like a rather large hole in the logic.
that people are more stressed out by the perceived danger of illness after giving blood (and soon to give again) than by *pictures* of guns. On a side note why on earth are they taking 10 mL of blood from patients when only 0.2 mL is being used in the assay?
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1) 10 minutes of video of someone else using a computer. E.g. someone filling out billing and shipping info on a web form, using the mouse to move to one field to the next, then when all the fields are just about filled out, clicking Back because they forgot to add an item to the shopping cart.
2) 10 minutes of a PowerPoint presentation. Just about anything with lots of text. Have the presenter read out everything on the slides, word for word.
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I work with very sick people every day ...
Those nasty bugs can't hurt me, because my immune system gets high every day I see them.
"Sarge, we keep getting orders to let the virus win!" "Must be a school day. Lay down your arms!" "Alright! Let's make some puffs!"
"Maybe programmers should be forced to look at buggy programs . . . ?"
We did give them all Windows machines.
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Note to self: Next time I'm feeling sick, stare at pictures of Amy Winehouse
If looking at sick people boosts the immune system, then looking at dead people should make me immortal.
finally some research supporting "the other side" eh?
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"Maybe programmers should be forced to look at buggy programs . . . ?"
We did give them all Windows machines.
Coincidentally, suicide rates among programmers skyrocketed....
Interestingly enough, as I write this, the captcha is "Dismember"... Go figure.
That is evidence that we have some sort of second intelligence within ourselves that is not regulated by our conscious abilities. I sometimes get that effect when I choose the wrong note on my euphonium and my fingers disobey and play the correct note despite my conscious intentions. It is like the opposite of a mistake. I am familiar with the sheet music but get distracted and when my mind gets off track some sort of memory kicks in for me.
the sole purpose of a gun is to maim and or kill people.
Just like swords. Or bows-and-arrows. Or any of a variety of weapons that civilians are allowed to own.
And why would a civilian want to own something which is designed to maim and/or kill people? Simple...some people are criminals, they intend harm, and the police are not around at the moment.
Survival is a real need. Some humans pose a real risk. Our protectors can't be everywhere at once. So, we must protect ourselves.
And before you start talking about being more likely to hurt yourself with a gun than protect yourself with it....consider that those statistics came from a source with an agenda. Consider further that a gun, sitting on a table, is just a rock. It isn't going to jump up and bite you. Since it has no will of its own, the risks of ownership can be mitigated by responsible care.
On the other hand, a criminal sitting on the table is not just a rick. The criminal has will of his own, and very well could jump up and bite you (or cause some kind of harm). Further, you can't tell a criminal by appearance alone, and you can't prevent one from happening by your property. So the risks of encountering a criminal cannot be mitigated. The best we can do is provide ourselves with a means of stopping a criminal, should one attack.
So what I am saying is...it does not make sense to be afraid of a gun. It does make sense to be afraid of a person. Therefore, provided you can be responsible, it makes perfect sense to own guns for purposes of self defense.
"Maybe programmers should be forced to look at buggy programs . . . ?"
Believe me, it works. I've seen some seriously sad sh*t in my career. Definitely motivates to make sure your work does not look the same.
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I wish this applied to intelligence... I see stupid people all day long, but I'm sure it isn't making me any brighter.
If I have the girlfriend watch a ten minute slide show of really pregnant women she can stop taking the pill?
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His comment is the equivalent of saying "the purpose of a car is to take you to work and back home every day."
Sadly, he's just another victim.
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The famous gruesome crucifixion painting by Guenwald four hundred years ago was set at the foot of people dying of the black plague to show that Christ suffered more than you. Not sure what the healing aspect was for that...
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"Maybe programmers should be forced to look at buggy programs . . . ?"
We did give them all Windows machines.
Coincidentally, suicide rates among programmers skyrocketed....
Interestingly enough, as I write this, the captcha is "Dismember"... Go figure.
I thought looking at Windows as it's dying should immunize you against dying.
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and they barely resulted in a significant increase in IL-6 production
I'd just like to know how you "barely" have a "significant increase"....
The increase was statistically significant, but very small?
You get to look at really sick people, and you get to watch people with guns hoping they've got enough ammo to keep the zombies away before they need to break out the chainsaws, baseball bats, and golf clubs. Sounds like a win!
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Yeah... this is the best solution we will adopt in health care reform after the century/decade/year long debates! Just have healthy people looking at the poor uninsured sick people, and the healthy ones will never get sick -- problem solved! Move one to the next agenda, please.
Okay, now where is the statistic which tells us what percentage of them are responsible?
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P=0.008 is certainly below the typical significance threshold of 0.05, but not so far below that it can't be written off to non-causal, random fluctuations. Couldn't the authors have gone for a larger sample size than 28? I mean, if P=0.008 with N=28 is mostly a real effect, then the P value should have been much lower and very difficult to ignore with N=50 or N=100. How hard/costly would it really have been to gather those additional data?
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I noticed I too undergo certain anatomical changes in response to visual stimuli, though I did not need a blood test to figure it out. For example, whenever I see a cute, sexy blond girl... or a brunette... or a redhead... especially a redhead, for some reason... I develop symptoms vaguely akin to those experienced by people with certain lower back injuries, namely, a sudden and inexplicable stiffening of some particular tissues, making standing up and walking difficult, much like, (again) sufferers of certain kinds of lower back injury...
If looking at sick people makes you healthier, I wonder if the reverse is true. If so, staring at Heather Graham's rack is gonna be the death of me.
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I think we've far surpassed the point where people are putting that tag on articles seriously. It's got to be a joke.
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