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UK Scientists Create a Three-Parent Embryo

Troll-Under-D'Bridge writes "The BBC reports that British scientists have manufactured embryos containing genetic material from a man and two women. Under the procedure developed by scientists from Newcastle University, the nuclei from a father's sperm and a mother's egg are transferred into a second woman's egg 'from which the nucleus had been removed, but which retained its mitochondria.' The research, which may 'help mothers with rare genetic disorders have healthy children,' used embryos left over from in-vitro fertilization treatment."

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  1. Wow . . . by StefanJ · · Score: 4, Funny

    So Heather REALLY HAS two mommies!

    1. Re:Wow . . . by dintech · · Score: 1

      I wonder if that means the father gets double the action...

    2. Re:Wow . . . by Penguinisto · · Score: 4, Funny

      Nah - just double the headaches, and a 'honeydo' list that's twice as long.

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    3. Re:Wow . . . by need4mospd · · Score: 2, Funny

      There are some positive side effects, such as the dishes are washed in half the time and meal time means twice the number of sandwiches made. Hopefully with extra bacon. However, one should have access to alternate housing should the two menstrual cycles overlap.

    4. Re:Wow . . . by rwgeorge · · Score: 1

      Ahhh....the mythical mommy-month.

    5. Re:Wow . . . by S-4'N3 · · Score: 1

      I'm not sure to be disappointed that somebody already posted the same joke that I thought of, or relieved that somebody else out there agrees that it's funny.

  2. They've Finally Done It. by WrongSizeGlass · · Score: 5, Funny

    Scientists have found a way to ruin the meaning of "threesome". Is this the true cost of progress?

    1. Re:They've Finally Done It. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Just wait until they ruin the G-Spot

      http://xkcd.com/685/

    2. Re:They've Finally Done It. by fractalboy · · Score: 1

      Right, because those of us on Slashdot are just doing so many threesomes these days.

    3. Re:They've Finally Done It. by Mister+Whirly · · Score: 1

      What, you sometimes don't let lefty get some?? Don't spoil righty like that. He may develop a complex.

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    4. Re:They've Finally Done It. by MillionthMonkey · · Score: 2, Funny

      Well of course. A few years ago we were all at work. Now you send a few resumes each morning and menage the rest of the day.

    5. Re:They've Finally Done It. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      this is a sad day for men everywhere

  3. Really? by aaronfaby · · Score: 1

    With the world population exploding and natural resources dwindling, do we really need new ways bring more people into the world?

    1. Re:Really? by Frigga's+Ring · · Score: 4, Insightful

      The research, which may 'help mothers with rare genetic disorders have healthy children...'

      I'd say that's a pretty good reason for this research.

    2. Re:Really? by zero_out · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The biological desire to procreate is ingrained in nearly every human being to ever live, and I am not talking about simple sexual gratification. It's an innate desire that we (nearly) all have. To deny it is akin to denying one's desire for safety and freedom. Sure, we CAN, but should we? I don't have an answer, and I'm not even sure what my own opinion is.

    3. Re:Really? by GungaDan · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I'd say not at all better than the people with rare genetic disorders being responsible and adopting if they insist on having kids. Insurance premiums will go up to cover the costs of this treatment so that people can have vanity kids instead of adopting one ready-made and otherwise unwanted.

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    4. Re:Really? by Penguinisto · · Score: 2, Insightful

      One problem with your theory - biology.

      Human reproduction is an instinct that drives human beings to pass on their own genetic material... not someone else's.

      'course, one could balance that against the human instinct to protect other children in a communal group, but I suspect the drive to have one's own baby is primary. Would make for an interesting philosophical discussion, but...

      I do agree with you - we're allegedly a rational species that can (not does, "can") place ourselves above base instincts and drives. Unfortunately, it's not just biology. Consider the fact that a full adoption is more often than not a years-long process (waiting lists, background checks, etc), requires a lot more effort to complete, and often costs more than whatever this particular treatment will cost? I'm thinking that most folks in that situation will just talk to the doctor and start asking female friends to act as egg donors.

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    5. Re:Really? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I really don't understand anti-population growth attitudes such as yours. The higher the population the more people there are to do research which will advance science that much faster. It's only a matter of time before we have fusion power plants, and batteries with energy density higher than oil and coal.

      The percentage of eath's population that are malnourished has decreased almost constantly since the beginning of human civilization because of improvements in technology, what makes you think that would change now?

      I actually feel sorry for people like you who have such a bleak view of the future; I can't imagine what it's like going through life believing that the decline of civilization is just around the corner.

    6. Re:Really? by thePowerOfGrayskull · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I do agree with you - we're allegedly a rational species that can (not does, "can") place ourselves above base instincts and drives. Unfortunately, it's not just biology

      One could reasonably argue that manufacturing a child via syringe is literally a part of biology but it has nothing to do with instinct.

    7. Re:Really? by WrongSizeGlass · · Score: 2, Insightful

      One problem with your theory - biology.

      Human reproduction is an instinct that drives human beings to pass on their own genetic material... not someone else's.

      It's a new era and a brave new world. Just think of this as "genetic spoofing". If it's good enough for spammers it's good enough for future spam recipients.

    8. Re:Really? by Sockatume · · Score: 4, Insightful

      There's a common moral squeamishness about deciding, for the greater financial good, who gets to precreate. It's a squeamishness I happen to share. If you're going to refuse to pay for their vanity kids, why pay for those of infertile couples? Why pay for a guy to store a sperm sample when he has a vascectomy? I guess it would take something like the US healthcare system to turn a free-market economy into a cold-war totalitarian nightmare.

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    9. Re:Really? by TooMuchToDo · · Score: 1

      Don't worry so much about world population. As countries convert from third-world to first-world countries, birth rates plummet. You just have to worry about the damage caused by their conversion/advancement.

    10. Re:Really? by MBGMorden · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Like it or not, there is a strong (instinctually enforced) tendency to want to pass on your own genes to the next generation. We are basically built at a basic level to want to live, eat, and reproduce. For many people that means having kids that are genetically their own.

      There's also the desire to have a kid that recognizes you as their parent. That can happen just fine with adopted children, but typically only if they're very, very young when adopted. Competition for adopting babies is pretty fierce.

      Also, adopting requires a LOT of justification and the like. There's a ton of paperwork determining whether or not you financially qualify, whether or not you're an appropriate match (ie, some people with certain health problems aren't allowed to adopt), or other factors (such as if the person is single. A single woman has a hell of a time adopting a child. A single man can pretty much forget about it). Having your own biological children simplifies this, as it takes a mountain of good cause and paperwork to remove a child from their parent. Pretty much the exact opposite of adoption.

      All in all, while a noble goal, the reality is that adoption simply isn't for everyone.

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    11. Re:Really? by Treskin · · Score: 1, Troll

      This being the internet, I can't tell if you're being sarcastic. However, the idea of spending large amounts of research money so that "rare genetic disorders" can be propagated into further generations does not seem like the best idea. If nature gives you a rare genetic disorder, it may be trying to tell you something.

    12. Re:Really? by jimbolauski · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Rates will only go up if Insurance companies are forced to cover this in their basic packages, I guess you're right rates will go up.

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    13. Re:Really? by russotto · · Score: 1

      I'd say not at all better than the people with rare genetic disorders being responsible and adopting if they insist on having kids.

      As I understand this method, the zygote (err, excuse me, child) will not inherit the disorder. So it's not irresponsible in the sense of passing on a genetic disorder.

      As for insurance costs... eh, if you hadn't insisted on government-controlled health care, it'd be up to the insurance providers whether or not to pay for treatments like this, and up to you whether you wanted to purchase such insurance or not.

    14. Re:Really? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      I find nothing rational about humans with children. A new mother related to me has spent the last year trying to bubblewrap and sterilize the world. And she used to be so sensible. It's quite sad.

    15. Re:Really? by FooAtWFU · · Score: 1

      Honestly, arguments about the value of human capital aside, I really don't think that this is going to make a significant dent in the world's population growth one way or another.

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    16. Re:Really? by Penguinisto · · Score: 2, Funny

      Kids with spam for genetic material?

      I'm sure Hormel has that patented. :)

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    17. Re:Really? by Tickety-boo · · Score: 1

      Consider the fact that a full adoption is more often than not a years-long process (waiting lists, background checks, etc), requires a lot more effort to complete, and often costs more than whatever this particular treatment will cost?

      In the U.S., this is only the case when you want a white baby at birth. If you have no racial preference, but reasonable restrictions on the birth-mom's health (not epileptic, no drinking/pot when pregnant, etc) you can have a newborn in less than a year for about $10-15k. If you go through the state's foster system, and you are less restrictive on age, you could easily adopt in less than 6 months and just pay the processing fees which are usually less than $200.

      Compare that for fertility treatments, and then different in-vitro procedures, adoption is still cheaper. There are agencies out there that charge much more($25-40k)for domestic adoptions, but they are generally geared toward people who want white children from mom's of a certain background, and they provide more services to birth-mom during the pregnancy.

      I somewhat disagree about your point that we all want to pass on our own genetic material. I think that most people are not exposed to adoption, or are only exposed to the Hallmark Channel's interpretation of adoption, so they never look at it as an adoption.

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    18. Re:Really? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Uh which site are you on?

    19. Re:Really? by Ouka · · Score: 1

      Huh? The point of this research is to eliminate the passage of said genetic disorders.

      The mother has a rare mitochondrial disorder. She wants to have kids but doesn't want them to have her disease.

      She and the father create a fertilized egg.

      The get a woman with healthy mitochondria to denote an egg cell. That cell has its nucleus removed but the mitochondria left intact.

      The nucleus from the fertilized egg is transferred to the nucleus-free egg.

      Viola, one mitochondrial-disease-free embryo for the happy parents-to-be.

    20. Re:Really? by omnichad · · Score: 1

      And what if it's a rare mitochondrial genetic disorder? That would be eliminated for all future generations.

    21. Re:Really? by Antiocheian · · Score: 2, Insightful

      And then one could then argue that you have the right to sell what you manufacture.

      This kind of science has been known before and has been dealt with before.

    22. Re:Really? by Tickety-boo · · Score: 1

      Competition for adopting babies is pretty fierce.

      Only the white ones. There is a shortage of families willing to adopt black children. It has gotten better over the last year, but two years ago some agencies were offering 25-50% discounts if you considered black or mixed race babies.

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    23. Re:Really? by NonUniqueNickname · · Score: 1

      Nice slogan, but... What rare mitochondrial genetic disorder could seriously affect the baby's health, but did not prevent mommy from reaching adulthood, marrying, and raising a child? Or her mom? Or her mom's mom? Unless they come from a long linage of women who keep radioactive spiders.

      The doctors are doing it for the same reason dogs lick their balls, because they can. Morality aside, if this practice catches on it would seriously screw up genetic studies in the future. Since mitochondrial DNA is used to trace the maternal linage in the same way the Y chromosome is used to trace paternal linage.

    24. Re:Really? by ae1294 · · Score: 1

      25-50% discounts if you considered black or mixed race babies

      Hummm wake me when it gets to 3/4th's....

    25. Re:Really? by Naatach · · Score: 1

      (snip) ...people can have vanity kids instead of adopting one ready-made and otherwise unwanted.

      Here's another idea. How about you remove your testicles so that you do not contribute another "ready-made unwanted" child to the world. If you have children, we would be happy to adopt them and raise them right.

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    26. Re:Really? by Rich0 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      There's a common moral squeamishness about deciding, for the greater financial good, who gets to precreate.

      Sure, but it is just the next step after making people pay to raise other people's kids.

      If I have to pay for the care of somebody who is sick, or whatever, now suddenly I have a voice (like it or not) in whether such a person should be born in the first place. The only alternative is to give people a voice in whether to care for said kids after they are born, which is clearly less desirable as now the poor kid is suffering in neglect through no action of his own.

    27. Re:Really? by K.+S.+Kyosuke · · Score: 2, Insightful

      There is a shortage of families willing to adopt black children.

      It seems that people express at least to some degree a preference for children of their own colour. Now I'm not going to argue whether or not it would be beneficial for us to catch a mild case of the Williams syndrome with regards to our affinities to different strangers, but isn't the percentage of black children among all children more or less proportional to the percentage of all black people among all people? If that is the case, I would expect the number of childless black families willing to adopt a black child to be roughly the same (i.e., families per each kid).

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    28. Re:Really? by Princeofcups · · Score: 1

      The research, which may 'help mothers with rare genetic disorders have healthy children...'

      I'd say that's a pretty good reason for this research.

      Adoption is a better option, if you really have to have a child to raise.

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    29. Re:Really? by DigitalCrackPipe · · Score: 2, Insightful

      That's not deciding who gets to procreate, that's deciding who should pay for it. I'm not sure there's a good argument that I should be paying for *anyone* to procreate. While it's up to insurers to decide what they want to subsidize, that gets a little murkier with the coming changes in the US healthcare system.

      The inability to differentiate between necessary and desireable medical treatments is a lot of where the healcare issue is rooted. It's a tough problem, but I don't believe real progress will be made until that tough issue is addressed.

    30. Re:Really? by Zumbs · · Score: 1

      I think that you assume that all kids put up for adoption are from the US, which is not true. On top of this, you assume that the chance of parents putting their kids up for adoption is independent of their economic situation. I'm not sure that this is true either I have no evidence to back this claim up, but it is true that your economic situation has a major impact on your chances of getting to adopt a child. Given that black Americans are economically worse of than white Americans, one would expect relatively more black kids available for adoption.

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    31. Re:Really? by MillionthMonkey · · Score: 1

      My own opinion is that denying one's desire for safety and freedom is akin to preventing asexual budding of new nerds off one's back.

    32. Re:Really? by arekusu_ou · · Score: 0

      Perhaps this will allow humans to artificially create genetic diversity.
      Somehow remove the detrimental effects of inbreeding, especially in royalty.

    33. Re:Really? by smidget2k4 · · Score: 1

      There are many genetic diseases that remain repressed for generations. And even if there is no history of it, it is still possible for them to be caused by random mutation. It is possible to carry the recessive trait but not be afflicted yourself.

      Using your logic there should be no genetic disorders whatsoever, as all of the mothers would have died out long ago.

    34. Re:Really? by Smauler · · Score: 1

      There is a desire to procreate. However, rich white people are not doing so... from the BBC : "Britain's ethnic minorities are growing at 15 times the rate of the white population, newly-published research shows."

      Europe's indigenous population has been stable for _ages_, and is currently decreasing.

      Basically what I'm guessing here is that cultural factors are causing this drop in birthrate, and the biological desire to procreate just isn't strong enough to overcome those factors. That's just my guess... but it is absolute fact the indigenous European populace is shrinking.

    35. Re:Really? by Jedi+Alec · · Score: 1

      To deny it is akin to denying one's desire for safety and freedom.

      Humans come equipped with a whole bunch of instincts and desires. However, we also have the ability to take a step back and decide that refusing to give in to them might be the better choice in the long run or in the bigger picture. Without that ability...we'd pretty much be animals.

      Happily, for now at least most of us get to make those decisions individually. I personally couldn't give a rat's ass whether my genes stay in the pool or not, they're really not all that great as far as I know ;-)

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    36. Re:Really? by quenda · · Score: 1

      but isn't the percentage of black children among all children more or less proportional to the percentage of all black people among all people?

      That is nowhere near true. I don't know about the US, but globally, black parents have a much higher birth rate and lower life expectancy. Therefore the average age is much lower, and more kids to adults. See http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Population_pyramid

    37. Re:Really? by LanMan04 · · Score: 1

      About 131,000 children are adopted in America per year (2002 to 2006 time period). Roughly 3% of live births.

      That's a LOT of people adopting children that will not carry their traits.

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Adoption#Modern_period

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  4. Three parents? Not really. by zero_out · · Score: 1, Informative

    The definition of biological parentage (as opposed to adopted parentage) has always been genetic. Just because the egg cell came from a third party does not make her a parent. She supplied no DNA. I'm sure that one day scientists will mix and match DNA from three human beings, but that is not what this article is about.

  5. This sounds... by drkoemans · · Score: 1

    HOT. Science is sexy again.

    1. Re:This sounds... by Penguinisto · · Score: 1

      Wait'll you find out what's really involved (hint: the guy has to donate his sperm without contaminating it... guess how that happens? The answer is as close as your nearest hand).

      (I'm also thinking that the women aren't going to be wearing thigh-high stockings and stiletto heels to their egg extraction procedures either, given taht those usually involve really long needles, IIRC).

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  6. More nonsense use to justify immoral action by Hungus · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    I have severe moral issues with any procedure which results in the deliberate destruction of an embryo. No, I am not utilitarian yes, I am a deontologist (rule set not act).

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    1. Re:More nonsense use to justify immoral action by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Derp derp derp

    2. Re:More nonsense use to justify immoral action by gestalt_n_pepper · · Score: 5, Funny

      I have severe moral issues with people who think that morality is anything more than an arbitrary human construct largely defined by unconscious mental process shaped by evolution, thus making axiology a faux endeavor, you insensitive clod!

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    3. Re:More nonsense use to justify immoral action by GNUALMAFUERTE · · Score: 0

      Except there is no such thing as moral. "moral" comes from the attempt of religions to control our lives. There is no difference between deontological ethics and moral absolutism. Guess what? There is no invisible man in the sky, and we don't care about your absolute moral rules.

      On the other hand, we do have codes of Ethics. We discuss them, and we enjoy our greys a lot. Murder is wrong. Everything else is interesting and open to debate.

      We, as a society, have already decided that the future is amazing, and it can't get here soon enough. Keep your religious propaganda for yourself, we want to explore space and improve our kind.

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    4. Re:More nonsense use to justify immoral action by joocemann · · Score: 4, Funny

      Did you mean to say "I don't like this." ?

    5. Re:More nonsense use to justify immoral action by Locke2005 · · Score: 1

      I don't believe that such as thing as absolute morality exists. However, there is such a thing as contractual morality (it is wrong to cheat on your spouse because you have an implicit contract that you won't. If you and your spouse have an agreement that sleeping around is ok, then it is not immoral). So, if something offends your sense of right and wrong, DON'T DO IT! But you have no right to bitch about other people doing something that does not harm you. (Your moral indignity is a harm you impose on yourself.)

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    6. Re:More nonsense use to justify immoral action by Ouka · · Score: 1

      Well, you should be happy then. This procedure doesn't destroy any embryos, it just transfers the genetic material from a fertilized egg into an empty egg.

      The source embryo was a fertilized egg had mitochondrial problems, so it may not have survived to term and even if it had the child would have had significant health problems.

      The destination egg wasn't an embryo, it was an unfertilized egg.

      So unless you weep every time a woman has a period, what's the problem?

    7. Re:More nonsense use to justify immoral action by abigor · · Score: 1

      Cool story, bro.

    8. Re:More nonsense use to justify immoral action by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If it's open to debate, why does he need to keep it to himself? After all, you couldn't believe he's "wrong" or "right", right?

    9. Re:More nonsense use to justify immoral action by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 1

      Is accidental destruction OK? How about a recklessly negligent action with a ~2/3ds likelihood of destroying one?

      In your answer, please note: between implantation failures and spontaneous abortion, somewhere between 50 and 70% of eggs that are fertilized by traditional means never make it. If deliberate destruction of an embryo is immoral, an attempt at conception, through perfectly standard sexual means, no science stuff, is recklessly negligent.

      Punchline is, while humans aren't organisms of the "release 100,000 fertilized eggs, maybe 5 will survive" school, human zygotes are still pretty damn expendable in unaltered human biology.

    10. Re:More nonsense use to justify immoral action by Citizen+of+Earth · · Score: 1

      Listening to a rightist lecturing about "morality" is almost as funny as listening to a leftist lecturing about "responsibility".

    11. Re:More nonsense use to justify immoral action by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Correct. There is no right nor wrong, only acceptable and unacceptable, which varies from person to person, and even time to time. Some people want a universal right and wrong, but unfortunately, there just isn't one. Just like their invisible friend isn't any better than someone else's.

    12. Re:More nonsense use to justify immoral action by Hungus · · Score: 1

      Would you actually like to read the article? I actually took the time to where as you obviously did not.

      "may not have survived to term" how very utilitarian of you.

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    13. Re:More nonsense use to justify immoral action by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      To whomever modded this offtopic: even if you disagree with a poster, "Off Topic" means not germane to the story. It does not mean: I do not like the posters position/ statement/ hair colour etc.

    14. Re:More nonsense use to justify immoral action by MaWeiTao · · Score: 1

      Morals are a system of rules that exist to ensure that humans thrive. I can't think of a simpler way to put it. It's basically a social construct that guides everything from the value of an individual all the way up to ensuring the success of society. It's not something people just made up for the fun of it or for the sake of control. It's probably something that evolved out of necessity as human moved beyond basic animal instincts.

      Religions have simply taken those morals and have codified them. Morals didn't grow out of religion. Humans, of course, are very creative in finding ways to exploit anything they create for their own enrichment and the oppression of others.

      Certainly, there's a lot of grey area with morality. There's a lot people can get away with within smaller groups that doesn't affect society as a whole. But if everyone, or at least a very large majority, were to engage in that particular activity it does become a problem. And that's where a lot of the conflict comes in. Those on one side are too heavy-handed in dictating morality. On the other hand, those engaging in the activities are too self-centered, if that's the right term, to understand that what works for them might not necessarily work for society at large. And for all the talk of moral relativity I think there are some basic absolutes persistent throughout humanity. And of course, as humanity progresses and different pressures are placed on us the need or importance of certain morals changes.

      But ultimately, my point is, even if we were 100% atheist, if we knew for a fact there was no god, we'd still have a system of morals.

    15. Re:More nonsense use to justify immoral action by Hungus · · Score: 1

      what part of rule set deontology did you not get? try http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deontological_ethics then head on over to http://plato.stanford.edu/entries/ethics-deontological/ oh and while you are at it please take note of http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_fallacies.

      Why do I even bother?

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    16. Re:More nonsense use to justify immoral action by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      yes I can, because determining the existence of god or absolute truths is a scientific matter, not an ethical one. And it's been scientifically proven that there is no god, and there are no absolute truths. Therefore, his god-given absolute truths are garbage.

    17. Re:More nonsense use to justify immoral action by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Though you said it yourself.

      Murder is wrong.

      Many, myself included, would count the intentional destruction of an embryo after conception as a murder; it ends a life - one that is genetically distinct and human - and does so deliberately.

      However, not having read the article I can't comment on if his comments have merit, it is possible this was done without destroying any embryos. Harvesting DNA from both sperm and egg and then combining them can be done without destroying embryos if done carefully. However, I do find it unlikely that the finished embryo was allowed to germinate, thus it is likely that his point has merit.

    18. Re:More nonsense use to justify immoral action by NeutronCowboy · · Score: 1

      Because you still haven't explained how destroying an unfertilized egg is immoral in the scope of rule-set deontology. Your parent poster was giving an example of the many paradoxes to which deontologists open themselves up. Yes, that particular example is easy to dismiss - but others aren't. And unless you describe in more detail which rule-sets you subscribe to as part of your deontologic philosphy, it is impossible to understand how you initial assessment is anything more than an "I don't like this" with big words.

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    19. Re:More nonsense use to justify immoral action by Hungus · · Score: 1

      I never mentioned the destruction of an unfertilized egg. stop with The red herrings.

      I have only mentioned the deliberate destruction of an embryo.

      As to: "it is impossible to understand how you initial assessment is anything more than an "I don't like this" with big words."

      What does like have to do with obligation? There are plenty of things that I do out of obligation that I do not like, and many things I like but do not do out of obligation.

      I find the deliberate destruction deliberate of an embryo morally objectionable how is that hard to understand? There are such things as objective truths, just because the typical relativistic person today rejects that concept in no way defeats the statement that there are objective truths.

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    20. Re:More nonsense use to justify immoral action by Bob-taro · · Score: 1

      I don't believe that such as thing as absolute morality exists. However, there is such a thing as contractual morality (it is wrong to cheat on your spouse because you have an implicit contract that you won't. If you and your spouse have an agreement that sleeping around is ok, then it is not immoral). So, if something offends your sense of right and wrong, DON'T DO IT! But you have no right to bitch about other people doing something that does not harm you. (Your moral indignity is a harm you impose on yourself.)

      You don't believe in absolute morality. Fine. Then you tell someone they "have no right" to complain about something. If there is no absolute morality then what do you mean by "right", exactly? I'm sure based on his morals he has every right to complain. And his complaint doesn't harm you, does it? By your own argument you have no right to complain about his complaining.

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    21. Re:More nonsense use to justify immoral action by NeutronCowboy · · Score: 1

      I have only mentioned the deliberate destruction of an embryo.

      What does the destruction of an embryo have to do with a story that deals with the manipulation of unfertilized eggs? I assumed your terminology didn't reflect your intent. I stand corrected - you did not misspeak, you were completely off-topic.

      There are such things as objective truths

      Now we're getting somewhere - you subscribe to the idea that there are objective truths that are knowable to us. Good luck with that. Every attempt by minds far greater than yours to identify those got stuck in a morass of conflicting definitions.

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    22. Re:More nonsense use to justify immoral action by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, I'm against killing embryos too. My policy: Kill babies. It's no fun killing an embryo, it can't fight back! Better, let it live, wait until it's a few months old, then kill it. So,that's my policy. Against abortion, pro killing babies.

      Suck it up bitch.

    23. Re:More nonsense use to justify immoral action by Smauler · · Score: 1

      Of course you've got a right to bitch about other people doing something that doesn't harm you. If you didn't have that right, you couldn't complain about that child murdering cannibalistic cult just down the road, that keeps itself to itself.

    24. Re:More nonsense use to justify immoral action by Jedi+Alec · · Score: 1

      I have severe moral issues with any procedure which results in the deliberate destruction of an embryo. No, I am not utilitarian yes, I am a deontologist (rule set not act).

      Happily, you're also either a troll or a total moron.

      The only thing that was donated was an egg. You know, the ones women have quite a supply of. And to make the horror story even worse, you might want to check out what happens during the menstrual cycle?

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    25. Re:More nonsense use to justify immoral action by Hungus · · Score: 1

      sigh, yet another person who read the summary but not both articles where it explicitly states that material was used to create 80 embryos.

      FTFA: "The Newcastle team created a total of 80 embryos. These were cultured for up to eight days in the laboratory under the terms of a licence granted by the Human Fertilisation and Embryology Authority (HFEA)." After which they were destroyed as per British law.

      So, want to rephrase your reply?

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  7. Not what you think by Conspiracy_Of_Doves · · Score: 2, Insightful

    One of the 'mothers' only contributes mitochondrial DNA, which does not affect any characteristics to the offspring.

    1. Re:Not what you think by anonymousbob22 · · Score: 1

      One of the 'mothers' only contributes mitochondrial DNA, which does not affect any characteristics to the offspring.

      Well, assuming the mothers' mitochondrial DNA is fine and normal. But if she has some rare genetic disease that might not necessarily be true.

    2. Re:Not what you think by vell0cet · · Score: 4, Informative

      Depends on what you mean by "characteristics." At the very base level, it contributes to every other cell in the offspring's body (as the mitochondria themselves are replicated during a separate mitosis stage within the "host" cell).

      At another level, the mitochondria set the rate at which the cell creates energy which directly affects the ability of the cell to regenerate, reproduce and function which can itself cause differences in gene expression.

    3. Re:Not what you think by joocemann · · Score: 1

      I would say the mitochondria definitely affect the characteristics of the offspring. Mitochondria are the place where much of the metabolic pathways are involved.

      I believe the whole point of this procedure was for would-be mothers who suffer from mitochondrial-related disorders to be able to bear children with their own chromosomal DNA but having healthy mitochondrial DNA (MtDNA) (and thus healthy mitochondria).

      Metabolism is a very big player in an organism's characteristics.

    4. Re:Not what you think by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 1

      I think I'd classify "aerobic respiration" as a "characteristic"....

    5. Re:Not what you think by smellsofbikes · · Score: 5, Informative

      Not only that, but since the mitochondrial DNA only codes for a small amount of the respiration chain -- cytochrome C oxidase, ATP synthase, and some of the core proteins of the NADH reductase complex, in most eukaryotic cells -- while the nuclear DNA codes for much of the rest of the proteins in the respiration chain, you need to have an excellent match between proteins that come from two different chunks of DNA. There's no guarantee that'll happen, and there's evidence that one of the reasons cloning has such a poor success rate and so many cloned animals die young of strange damage, is precisely because of poor matching between mitochondrial and nuclear dna products, leading to oxidative damage throughout the cell and early cell death because of leakage from the poorly-functioning respiration chain.

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    6. Re:Not what you think by graft · · Score: 1

      Not only that, but since the mitochondrial DNA only codes for a small amount of the respiration chain -- cytochrome C oxidase, ATP synthase, and some of the core proteins of the NADH reductase complex, in most eukaryotic cells -- while the nuclear DNA codes for much of the rest of the proteins in the respiration chain, you need to have an excellent match between proteins that come from two different chunks of DNA. There's no guarantee that'll happen, and there's evidence that one of the reasons cloning has such a poor success rate and so many cloned animals die young of strange damage, is precisely because of poor matching between mitochondrial and nuclear dna products, leading to oxidative damage throughout the cell and early cell death because of leakage from the poorly-functioning respiration chain.

      Man, once our genetic engineering is good enough, one of the first things we should do is migrate those mtDNA genes into the nucleus, already, and get them working under proper sexual reproduction/selection. Clean that shit up.

    7. Re:Not what you think by Onymous+Coward · · Score: 1

      Very interesting. If the problem were mismatch between mitochondrial and nuclear products, wouldn't we expect much more problems with regular births considering situations where the offspring may get a lot of nuclear dna from the father? Especially in genetically diverse couples?

    8. Re:Not what you think by wowbagger · · Score: 1

      Since you seem to have some understanding beyond "teh Slahsbot" level:

      When one fine day we get to a point where we can do serious gengineering, would it make sense to finish what started a long time ago and move the genes for producing mitochondria into the nuclear DNA, and let the mitochondria become just another organelle?

    9. Re:Not what you think by telomerewhythere · · Score: 1
      mDNA fuses every once in a while. This keeps the mDNA healthy. http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2010/04/100415125942.htm

      And please let a molecular biologist correct me, but I think from my reading that the current theory is that mitochondria entered the tree of life once or twice. (as in plants got plastids and animals got mitochondria) So according to that, the same mitochondria have been around for *billions* of years!!!

      See also: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Endosymbiotic_theory

    10. Re:Not what you think by bark · · Score: 1

      In any human, mitochondria ONLY comes from the mother. The mitochondria in the sperm are clustered at the base of the flagella and are used to provide energy for swimming. After insemination, the father's mitochondria are "discarded", left outside of the egg. There is also no worry that the father's mitochondria is "too different". So in current human biology, the mother's mitochondria is extremely important, as any defects/dna damage will be inherited by the offspring.

      The father's mitochondria decides how energetic the sperm are when competing to fertilize the egg. The mother's mitochondria are carried on in the offspring.

      Perhaps the genetic engineers will one day find out how to implant the father's mitochondria back into the developing egg.

    11. Re:Not what you think by smellsofbikes · · Score: 1

      Man, once our genetic engineering is good enough, one of the first things we should do is migrate those mtDNA genes into the nucleus, already, and get them working under proper sexual reproduction/selection. Clean that shit up.

      Bad idea. Somewhere between 80 and 99.5% of the mitochondrial DNA has already migrated into the nucleus (comparing to bacteria that are somewhat similar to what we think mitochondria were, like Rickettsia sp.) because when an individual mitochondrion dies, it breaks apart and its DNA is floating around where it can easily be picked up.

      Since there are significant differences between retained mtDNA in different animal and plant species, but there are *always* (as far as I or apparently anyone else knows) the genes for cytochrome C oxidase, ATP synthase, and NADH reductase, and apparently that's been the case for a billion years, it's pretty likely there's a good reason for it.

      Currently, the assumption is that there IS a good reason for it, and that is: as a mitochondrion ages and gets damaged, it needs to change its metabolism compared to other mitochondria in the cell. There isn't any way for protein from the nucleus to be specifically built for and exported to one mitochondrion. (There are often 100,000 mitochondria in a single cell, and while there is something akin to a packet header on exported proteins, it basically says "put this in mitochondria" rather than "put this in mitochondrion #9634".) As such, mitochondria *need* to retain that DNA as a fundamental part of the metabolic regulation system.

      What we need to do, once we get better genetic engineering, is to talk our mitochondria into replicating more, so we have a higher density per cell, and fiddle around with the damage feedback system. Then we'll suddenly be on the life path that birds have, where they live several times as long as mammals who have a similar size and do so with very little signs of aging.

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    12. Re:Not what you think by smellsofbikes · · Score: 1

      See above response to graft: there's a reason that after a billion years, the vast majority of mtDNA has migrated to the nucleus but the same few genes are retained in mitochondria across at least dozens of species of eukaryotes, from amoebas, through trees, to humans. If we are going to do genetic engineering on mitochondria, that isn't what we need to be doing to them. We need to be making mitochondria increasingly leakproof, increasingly efficient, and much more numerous. Then we should see some dramatic changes in lifespan, and I mean doubling or tripling standard human lifespan. (According to one current and reasonably well-supported theory, that is.)

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  8. New meaning for the phrase "Go F*** yourself?" by gestalt_n_pepper · · Score: 1

    Just asking.....

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    1. Re:New meaning for the phrase "Go F*** yourself?" by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 1

      Not usefully. This research, on the other hand...

  9. Re:Three parents? Not really. by MrCrassic · · Score: 1

    But she supplied eggs which would allow the genetic parents to develop a healthy child, which indeed makes her a co-parent.

    This won't be an issue, however, because there are plenty of women who donate their eggs specifically for this reason.

    My question is this: wouldn't this have to happen before meoisis I occurs? If so, how long do the parents have to perform this procedure?

  10. Re:Three parents? Not really. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

    RTFA They're getting the mitochondrial DNA from the host egg.

  11. Re:Three parents? Not really. by PurpleCarrot · · Score: 3, Informative

    Not so. Mitochondrial DNA is not contained in the nucleus, but is rather contained in the hosting cell. In a normal fertilization, this is always the mother's mitochondiral DNA, but in this case, it is the egg donor's DNA. Any mitochondrial problems the donor might have had could be expressed by the child even if the two nuclear DNA parents don't have any such issues.

  12. Re:Three parents? Not really. by toastar · · Score: 3, Interesting

    The definition of biological parentage (as opposed to adopted parentage) has always been genetic. Just because the egg cell came from a third party does not make her a parent. She supplied no DNA. I'm sure that one day scientists will mix and match DNA from three human beings, but that is not what this article is about.

    but mitochondrial dna has a larger effect then you might think. Specifically metabolism can you imagine two identical twins where one was fat and the other skinny?

  13. Re:Three parents? Not really. by jnaujok · · Score: 3, Informative

    The egg donor provides mitochondrial DNA, which is not unimportant to the future health of the child. Many diseases are related to mitochondrial DNA problems.

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  14. Re:Three parents? Not really. by ruewan · · Score: 1

    I wonder if this same procedure would work if they took microcondria from animals.

  15. Re:Three parents? Not really. by joocemann · · Score: 5, Informative

    She did contribute DNA, its Mitochondrial DNA (MtDNA). Mitochondrial DNA is unique from the rest of the genome and is not in the nucleus. It is found in the mitochondria.

    All MtDNA in humans is transmitted from the mother because it is her mitochondria in the egg that will propagate into each cell as cells divide in development.

    So she has contributed genes.

    MtDNA from egg donor.
    Maternal chromosomal DNA is from the nuclear DNA donor.
    Paternal chromosomal DNA is from the sperm.

  16. Ménage à trois by GNUALMAFUERTE · · Score: 2, Funny

    A very scientific, high tech, in vitro ménage à trois.

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    1. Re:Ménage à trois by Nadaka · · Score: 4, Funny

      I prefer the old fashioned way of combining the genetic material of a man and two women personally.

    2. Re:Ménage à trois by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't you mean ìñ vî?

    3. Re:Ménage à trois by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I am interested in your ideas, and would like to subscribe to your publication.

      But seriously, please explain the old fashioned way of combining the *genetic material* of a man and two women.

    4. Re:Ménage à trois by Fjandr · · Score: 1

      It involves grave robbing, a good bit of surgical skill, and a lightning-powered electrical apparatus for reanimation.

    5. Re:Ménage à trois by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That or some ecstasy, vodka and lube.

  17. Re:Three parents? Not really. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The 2nd mother supplied the mitochondrial dna. So the 2nd mother can claim that some of the child's genetic make-up belongs to her.

    Or at least the energy creation portion of the child came from her.

  18. Re:Three parents? Not really. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    Thats incorrect, as the mitochondria do contain genetic material of their own. This may be use in situations where the 'mother' has mtDNA deffects such as Kearns-Sayre Syndrome, Leber's hereditary optic neuropathy, or Mitochondrial encephalomyopathy, lactic acidosis, and stroke-like episode MELAS. So yes their would be two different females genetic material and one males, in the embryo.

  19. Cloning by oneplus999 · · Score: 1

    Sounds like what they actually did was clone the baby of two parents using a second woman's egg to grow it in.

  20. Re:Three parents? Not really. by Aceticon · · Score: 1

    The "mitochondrial" DNA is separate from the nucleos DNA. In nature mitochondrial DNA is always wholy inherited from the mother. In this experiment the nucleus DNA for the egg comes from one woman and the mitochondrial DNA comes from the 2nd woman so the embryo does have 3 parents.

  21. Re:Three parents? Not really. by joocemann · · Score: 1

    The mitochondria are separate from the nuclear chromosomal DNA. The timing of this experiment is only dependent on meiosis in that the chromosomal dna from the mother and father should be the product of meiosis: Haploid.

    The mitochondrial DNA is unique and present in the mitochondria themselves. This is part of the understanding that mitochondria are from endosymbionts.

  22. Re:Three parents? Not really. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yup. I was excited when I read the summary, and then rather disappointed. With only 91 chromosomes between my wife and I, we'd really like to see chromosomal donation be available to provide that one extra we need rather than a whole set of 46.

  23. not cloning by Ouka · · Score: 1

    That would depend on whether the source embryo was still in the 1-cell stage or not. The article says the genomic material was taken from a fertilized egg, which would technically imply 1-cell. Taking the genetic material from a 1-cell stage embryo isn't technically cloning, though the procedure is the same. To be cloning it would have to come from a 2+ cell embryo, thereby creating a clone of the source embryo.

  24. Re:Three parents? Not really. by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 1

    It might actually work; particularly if you picked an animal relatively close to humans on the evolutionary tree(since mitochondrial problems tend to kill you good and hard, especially in the wild, mitochondrial features are pretty highly conserved).

    That said, using unsupported third party libraries totally voids any support agreements you might have with the vendor...

  25. Jewish law by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So, if your mitochondrial mother is Jewish but your chromosomal mother isn't (or vice versa), are you Jewish?

    (At least one scholar suggests that the answer is no and that it's only the gestational mother that matters: http://www.jlaw.com/Articles/cloning.html)

  26. Please don't joke. I think I have three parents. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    My mother is Oriental, since she is from Hong Kong. My father is a white European Jew from Latvia. I'm their biological child, however I'm black like an African. My chums used to joke that I was Angolan.

    My parents and the doctors were very surprised when I came out of the womb and I looked like neither of my parents. My mother swears that she has never had intimate relations with a black man.

    I'm religious, so I've always considered it a gift directly from God. I think of Him as my Second Father.

  27. Or... by Theuberelite · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Or you could just adopt. Wouldn't be much different would it? You're not having the baby yourself, and you're getting it out of another man's sperm and another woman's egg. The only difference is your mitochondria is present. All I can see it doing is allowing for there to be a relation between the parent and the child genetically, but how much is this going to change things? On top of that, I'm going to guess that this process will be really expensive, so who would want to pay for that sort of thing? I just can't see the point.

    1. Re:Or... by maxume · · Score: 1

      Huh? How do you understand the mechanism but miss the motivation?

      The mothers paying for this are going to be mothers with broken mitochondria, not mothers with normal mitochondria.

      So women with mitochondrial myopathies will be able to stick their DNA into a cell with normal mitochondria, thus having a child that is mostly like they are, except without the severe metabolic disorder.

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  28. The french have been trying this forever by bluefoxlucid · · Score: 1

    They called their earlier attempts "Menage e Trois"

  29. Old News by valros · · Score: 1

    Wasn't this done about 30 years ago in the US(Maryland maybe?) involving a similar mitochondrial condition?

  30. Re:Three parents? Not really. by zero_out · · Score: 1

    Which has no effect on the child's DNA. The mitochondria have no effect on the eye color, height, blood type, etc.

  31. Re:Please don't joke. I think I have three parents by martas · · Score: 1

    so god is black? hmm...

  32. Unconscionablereligious prohibition by Naatach · · Score: 4, Insightful

    As a parent who has gone through 7 years of infertility, I can say that I find religious objections to new fertility treatments unconscionable. The Church's belief that people who suffer from infertility should "accept the will of god" to be disgusting and akin to telling a cancer patient that they should do the same. The grief suffered by a couple with infertility diseases is as great of that of someone dying of a terminal illness. Imagine if someone stormed into your house, kidnapped your children, and you are powerless to do anything about it. Infertility evokes the same kind of emotions. Forbidding treatment on religious grounds adds insult to injury. In the end, we resolved our infertility by adopting.

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    1. Re:Unconscionablereligious prohibition by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Informative

      The grief suffered by a couple with infertility diseases is as great of that of someone dying of a terminal illness.

      I find your trying to equate the two is disgusting. It makes you easier to ignore as a flipping idiot. In the future, try to reject the same kind of heavy handed rhetoric you're condemning others of using.

    2. Re:Unconscionablereligious prohibition by Naatach · · Score: 1

      The desire to have a child is so ingrained in our species that inability to do so is a major cause of distress. Clinical studies have showed this to be true.

      "Infertile women experience distress levels comparable to those of women with terminal llnesses..."
      Domar AD, Zuttermeister PC, Friedman R.
      The psychological impact of infertility: A comparison to patients with other medical conditions. J Psychosom Obstet Gynaecol. 1993;14:45-52.

      You really should check your facts before firing off invectives.

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    3. Re:Unconscionablereligious prohibition by Culture20 · · Score: 1

      As a parent who has gone through 7 years of infertility, I can say that I find religious objections to new fertility treatments unconscionable. The Church's belief that people who suffer from infertility should "accept the will of god" to be disgusting and akin to telling a cancer patient that they should do the same.

      It's not like they're saying "suck it up" for no reason. They _really_ believe that abortion is murder and that creation of a fetus for scientific study (and mandatory destruction) is a perversion of science equal to the Nazi's death camp science. If cancer studies used the same methods, the same people _would_ oppose the studies, and would tell a cancer patient that they should do the same. Take a moment and think whether you'd like to have specific infertility studies continue if full term, born babies were euthanasized. Now realize that _that_ is the feeling that the pro-life people feel, because they don't see a difference between fetus and baby. Now that you understand where your opposition is coming from, you can now focus on the root of the matter: convince them that a fetus and a baby are irrevocably different (not in a legal sense, since that's already established, but in a biological, physical sense).

      In the end, we resolved our infertility by adopting.

      So instead of creating and destroying thousands of fetuses, you only needed one (created and carried to term by someone else). Look at it this way; now your baby has genes that are less prone to infertility.

    4. Re:Unconscionablereligious prohibition by element-o.p. · · Score: 0, Troll

      Please understand that "The Church" is a bit of a misnomer. Even within Christianity, there is a lot of variance in belief. I am a part-time youth pastor, so I have more than just a passing association with "The Church". However, I do not believe that either infertility or cancer is "the will of God" (and I really don't intend to spark a theological debate here about what is and what isn't God's will). While I do believe in faith playing a huge factor in our health, I also believe that medical science is one of many tools God has given us to combat disease (including infertility). Unfortunately, "The Church" is composed of people, and people often are...umm..."misguided", shall we say, even when they have the best intentions at heart.

      In any case, since you said, "As a parent..." I assume your struggles with infertility have resulted in success? (and no, I'm not expecting you to answer; that's a personal question) If so, then congratulations, and may your family be blessed. If not, then I pray your desire to raise a family be answered.

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    5. Re:Unconscionablereligious prohibition by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The other AC is correct. If you really believe that being unfertile is as bad as being terminally ill, prove it and commit suicide. That's what many terminally ill people do who can't stand their distress anymore.

      BTW, psychological observations are not clinical studies. "Distress levels" can be at maximum for various reasons, incl. losing all your money, separation from a loved one, etc.

      People live happily without having children just by deciding that way. Step back and think about how selfish you are thinking that you MUST have a child at all costs.

    6. Re:Unconscionablereligious prohibition by element-o.p. · · Score: 1

      Kick a man when he's down, why don't you? Seriously, is there no compassion on the Internet? And as if that wasn't bad enough, you posted as A.C., too. Whether Naatach is correct to compare infertility to terminal illness or not, he at least has the cojones to state his point of view without hiding behind the A.C. moniker, which, in my book, earns him more respect than you. </rant>

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    7. Re:Unconscionablereligious prohibition by element-o.p. · · Score: 1

      In the end, we resolved our infertility by adopting.

      Aww, crap. Missed that, sorry.

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    8. Re:Unconscionablereligious prohibition by graft · · Score: 1

      Hardly an apt comparison; in the case of terminally ill people, they're going to die anyway, and suicide might save their loved ones millions of dollars (in the US, anyway). The same calculus doesn't apply in the case of infertility.

    9. Re:Unconscionablereligious prohibition by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If adopting resolved it for you, then why are you so offended by the church's proscription of in vitro fertilization? In both the case of the cancer patient and the kidnapped children, there are real, already-existent people being hurt. For infertility, the imagined potential to have more children is all that disappears. I find it quite disgusting to even compare them.

    10. Re:Unconscionablereligious prohibition by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      without hiding behind the A.C. moniker

      So, naming oneself "element-o.p." is not "hiding behind a moniker"? As long as you're not using your real name, it's hiding. The "A.C." is just a lower level member at /.

    11. Re:Unconscionablereligious prohibition by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hardly an apt comparison

      I agree with you, that's what my post was about. That ill comparison comes from the GGP, BTW.

    12. Re:Unconscionablereligious prohibition by COMON$ · · Score: 4, Insightful
      Ok no offense here, but as an individual who loves kids and is infertile myself. (been trying for 4 years before finding out we were infertile). We will be adopting 4 kids over the next few years hopefully. However, there is a point when you have to stop and realize nature is telling you something. If you have a massive genetic disorder that keeps you from having children then perhaps you should adopt rather than continue the line of poor genes? Will our own narcissism be our undoing eventually as we pass on these traits to our children?

      In response to your Religious accusations, you have to remember most of these religious institutions do not have anything against new fertility treatments. But when you draw the line for humanity at conception, any fertility treatments that involve destroying embryos would be viewed with the same level of morality as people who kill babies after they are born. However, the Church would support it if the embryos were adopted out.

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    13. Re:Unconscionablereligious prohibition by COMON$ · · Score: 1
      Dude don't try to argue with the ACs, until they have consoled a Spouse who is infertile they have no reference. It is a deep sorrow, but instead of knowing an end is coming, it is something you have to live with for the rest of your life.

      It took me a second though to make the connection so I can see why they wouldn't get it. But the comparison is accurate.

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    14. Re:Unconscionablereligious prohibition by 0xdeadbeef · · Score: 1

      They _really_ believe that abortion is murder

      No, they don't. Otherwise they'd be holding funerals for miscarriages. (And yes, I know that some of them *are* that crazy.) They simply find it a convenient reason to be outraged that people don't ascribe to their religious dogma.

    15. Re:Unconscionablereligious prohibition by element-o.p. · · Score: 1

      [:rolleyes:] There is enough information in my profile that someone who really wants to know who I am or how to contact me can do so. When you post as A.C., the only way you can do that is subpoena /. for its web server log files, then subpoena the sender's ISP for authentication records.

      That's a pretty significant difference, IMHO.

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  33. Re:Three parents? Not really. by virgilp · · Score: 1

    my father and hist twin brother (my uncle). Seriously.

  34. Re:Three parents? Not really. by sznupi · · Score: 5, Informative

    Mitochondrial DNA is also child's DNA...

    And since it greatly affects methabolism, it's one of the most important traits of an organism. Certainly can affect one of the traits you list, height.

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  35. Lesbian mothers will be able to have children by Myria · · Score: 1

    This is great progress, because it means that lesbian mothers will eventually be able to have children that are genetically related to both parents. This would mean that all their children are female, but they may not mind.

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    1. Re:Lesbian mothers will be able to have children by maxume · · Score: 1

      There is still a sperm involved here, so there is still a chance of a Y chromosome getting in there.

      On the other hand, the research that takes epithelial stem cells and forces them into meiosis could lead to women 'fathering' children.

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    2. Re:Lesbian mothers will be able to have children by graft · · Score: 1

      This is great progress, because it means that lesbian mothers will eventually be able to have children that are genetically related to both parents. This would mean that all their children are female, but they may not mind.

      This is false. Male and female genetic contributions are different because of maternal and paternal imprinting - certain genes are "flagged" on or off by methylation of DNA segments, and the pattern is different in men and women. This results in a careful balance - if you used two female sets, crucial genes would appear either in 2x the necessary dose, or be completely shut off, and the fetus would not be viable. As far as I know, to date no one has managed to alter imprinting patterns to that of the other sex. Until they do, same-sex parents are not possible.

  36. Re:You FAIL iT.. by martas · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    suggestion: how about replacing normal captcha for submitting as AC with something a bit more complicated? a set of differential equations, perhaps? or maybe require the poster to prove the collatz conjecture, and define a turing machine that can verify the proof?

  37. Too much slashdot by olman · · Score: 1

    Darn, I read that headline as "three-patent embryo" and thought it's some kind of IP gripe article.

    Never mind, I'm sure the number of patents on this is bigger by the order of magnitude anyways.

  38. Re:Three parents? Not really. by Yvanhoe · · Score: 1

    And in fact I believe that DNA ancestors studies use mitochondrial DNA. So it is an important contribution in that it breaks a long line of identical mitochondrial DNA within the female ancestors of the embryo.

    From what I understand of the present case, the mitochondrial DNA of the mother who supplied the nucleus indeed contained genes for a disease and that is what motivated the change. So the change is not unimportant at all.

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  39. So how would this affect ability to use the force? by ciaohound · · Score: 1, Funny

    MtDNA from egg donor

    Anakin Skywalker's mother, for instance.

    Maternal chromosomal DNA is from the nuclear DNA donor

    non-high midichlorin femaile character, like... not Princess Leia, she clearly has midichlorins. Were there any other females in those movies?

    Paternal chromosomal DNA is from the sperm

    from Han Solo. Or, god forbid, Jar Jar Binks. So, basically, because of the importance of this midichlorinal DNA, Jar Jar could be given Jedi powers? That is messed up.

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  40. Re:Three parents? Not really. by noidentity · · Score: 2, Funny

    Specifically metabolism can you imagine two identical twins where one was fat and the other skinny?

    Sure, if I replace the word "identical" with "very different".

  41. Kill one embryo to produce another? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In normal fertilization, once a single sperm has penetrated the oocyte's (egg) zona pellucida, a cortical reaction occurs within milliseconds to prevent polyspermy. Since the male pronuclei has been delivered into the oocyte, effectively the oocyte ceases to exist as an "egg". A continuum has been triggered that renders the combined cells an embryonic human being - the first effective stage completing at amphimixis - the zygote.

    They simply cloned - destroying an existing embryonic human being to replace the pronuclei from two other sources.

     

  42. Re:Three parents? Not really. by Supergibbs · · Score: 1

    Wouldn't them haven't different DNA make them not identical? They'd be fraternal twins which isn't anything more that siblings that share a birth date. Siblings are fat and skinny all the time.

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  43. Re:Three parents? Not really. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So the child inherits his genes from his parents, but strength in the Force comes from the egg-donor?

  44. Re:You FAIL iT.. by russotto · · Score: 2, Funny

    or maybe require the poster to prove the collatz conjecture, and define a turing machine that can verify the proof?

    Last time they tried that I was a wiseguy and submitted a turing machine which would halt iff the collatz conjecture was true. Next thing you know, Slashdot went down trying to verify whether the thing halted. I don't think my post ever made it either.

  45. Re:Three parents? Not really. by Culture20 · · Score: 3, Informative

    can you imagine two identical twins where one was fat and the other skinny?

    Yes I know a pair. Both are attractive, but one is single and jogs, the other is married, doesn't exercise, and eats a lot. It's not all in the genes.

  46. Re:Three parents? Not really. by zero_out · · Score: 1

    I must admit, I stand corrected. Thank you for the insight.

  47. Re:So how would this affect ability to use the for by Culture20 · · Score: 1

    Princess Leia, she clearly has midichlorins. Were there any other females in those movies?

    How could you forget Mon Mothma? Even her name is hot.

  48. Nick Lanes book on Mitchondria by peter303 · · Score: 1

    Nick Lane's book Power, Sex, Suicide and Mitchondria was a fascinating read. Nick proposes several reasons why mitochondria would keep a few of their genes around, when the other 90% have been subsumed into the nucleus. These tend to be for the most crucial proteins in repairing the oxidation damage caused by this powerhouses.

  49. Re:Three parents? Not really. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    She applied MITOCHONDRIAL DNA. In fact, since mitochondria come from the mother, her contribution is undiluted in the child, unlike those of the other parents.

  50. Re:Please don't joke. I think I have three parents by SteveFoerster · · Score: 2, Insightful

    so god is black? hmm...

    Well, many Rastafarians think Haile Selassie I was an incarnation of god, and they're no less likely to be right than any of the others....

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  51. Not true by Ouka · · Score: 1

    An existing human embryo is not destroyed. The donor egg is not fertilized in Somatic Cell Nuclear Transfer.

  52. Re:Three parents? Not really. by mhelander · · Score: 1

    The second mother supplied mitochondrial DNA.

  53. I hate to be the messenger who says it, but... by Hurricane78 · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    The research, which may 'help mothers with rare genetic disorders have healthy children,' used embryos left over from in-vitro fertilization treatment.

    No it doesn’t. Since it’s not their child. They are just the breeding machine. Not very cool, if you ask me. But if you want to lie to yourself... it should “work” for people who can stand being superstitious/religious/schizophrenic.

    Also, why do I have to be the one who states the obvious: Maybe there is a reason, that people with genetic disorders can’t have children? Maybe it’s not cruel, but just the normal way of life and natural selection? Maybe it’s just like someone not getting a GF, because he’s got some problem...
    Yes, it’s hard, if you are born with a genetic disorder or get a disease that makes is impossible for you to reproduce. I can definitely emphasize with that situation. You’re basically “the bad seed” to nature.
    But I’m not saying we should just kill people who are like that off. We’re not the Nazis. We’re not in Gattaca.
    But what we can do, is fix those disorders and diseases. BUT, only if the one having them wants it so. Because in nature, a mutation has no “good” or “bad” label. Some mutations are GOOD. Some diseases turn out to be an advantage.
    So we should concentrate on offering custom gene therapies to everyone equally, and letting people choose if they consider it a disadvantage.
    This would even allow us to accelerate natural selection without actually “selecting” any people out (to die). Which, I think, would be a pinnacle of human medicine.

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    1. Re:I hate to be the messenger who says it, but... by maxume · · Score: 1

      A messenger from the land of not understanding the procedure?

      See, they take the left over eggs, take out the nuclear DNA, and then insert the nuclear DNA from the mother with the mitochondrial disorder into the egg (mitochondria contain a small amount of DNA that is reproduced separately from the nuclear DNA), allowing them to bear children with their nuclear DNA, but with healthy mitochondria.

      And these women with mitochondrial disorders are able to reproduce, they just have all sorts of metabolic problems (because mitochondria are key to metabolism). Using this procedure, they end up with children that are almost entirely a result of their genetics, except without the disease (which is quite close to what you so high-mindedly call for in the second half of your comment).

      Oh, and you can rest assured that if there are no issues with putting the procedure into practice, pretty much every mother who understands it and can afford it will use it, there really aren't any advantages to having a broken metabolism.

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    2. Re:I hate to be the messenger who says it, but... by Hurricane78 · · Score: 1

      Ah great. I TOLD you not to kill the messenger! Stupid idiots!
      Modding me flamebait won’t make it go away. In general, your ignorance won’t make it go away!

      I hate that what nowadays is called “social” and “PC”, is actually hurting humanity as a whole, making it into a mutant cripple, barely able to survive! Hell, most people already have trouble reproducing. With the current trend, there will be no reproduction without massive medication and therapy anymore in about two generations. And one or two later, we will start becoming extinct. Yay.

      Also it somehow is OK to give special treatment to failures (mentally as well as genetically), and thereby punish every healthy and successful human on the planet. But oh no, don’t treat them just like everyone else (fair!), or you are somehow “asocial”.

      How fucked up of a newspeak social conditioning is that? To be called a “nice, social, good person” you have to destroy humanity as a whole, punish everyone who is successful and let others leech from you!
      If that is our concept of what is good, I don’t want to be your kind of “good”!

      I want humanity to be SUCCESSFUL. And I want to be FAIR. And I will be.
      Because in the end, when you all can’t get children anymore with your idiotic philosophy, my line with be the only one still thriving. And you will beg for me to save you, the same way you “saved” others.

      And I will tell you, that I’ll let natural selection sort that (=you) out.

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  54. Obviously inspired by... by oDDmON+oUT · · Score: 1

    A group grope?

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  55. Re:Three parents? Not really. by TheLink · · Score: 1

    What I'm curious about is if the rest of the nonmitochondrial DNA has somewhat evolved to be more matched with what their "usual" mitochondria can do and prefer.

    Basically, would there be any compatibility issues.

    Car analogy: I guess having a not so matched engine in your car is usually better than having one that's faulty or fails prematurely?

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  56. Hope there is good code separation by mbone · · Score: 1

    I have to admit that this makes me nervous.

    The mitochondria "code" is supposed to be totally separate from the nuclear "code," but what if it isn't ? Even if the DNA is totally different in heritage, the cell and its mitochondria have evolved together, and that might extend to assuming that certain proteins, say, will be available even though they are produced by the other body. Plop another mitochondria in there, and there might be problems down the road.

    1. Re:Hope there is good code separation by maxume · · Score: 1

      I'd be surprised if we are that different.

      Humans have a pretty low amount of genetic variability (in relation to species like chimps, which we are closely related to). Dawkin's thinks we all connect back to a single mitochondrial Eve around 140,000 years ago.

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  57. Re:Three parents? Not really. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yes. It was tragically hilarious...

  58. Re:Please don't joke. I think I have three parents by jargonCCNA · · Score: 1

    It could be a long-dormant genetic thing. My mother’s brother and his entire family look like they have a great tan, at all times. Because that side of the family is Irish through and through, we’re guessing that there’s some Black Irish in our family—long-since descendants of Spanish and Portuguese settlers in Ireland—and my uncle, for whatever reason, wound up with a phenotype that expresses it.

    Of course, how that would come through Hong Kong and a Latvian Jew, I can’t explain, but I’m also not a geneticist maybe your mother has some ancient Australian Aboriginal ancestors?

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  59. Marriage-a-trois ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Think about it. We got gay marriage.

    Next up is the species barrier?

  60. Now that we've cracked that nut, we can move on... by Delusion_ · · Score: 1

    ...to the five-assed monkey!

  61. Or... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    " The research, which may 'help mothers with rare genetic disorders have healthy children..."

    OR

    "The research, which is one more step down the road to well-to-do parents being able to manufacture genetically flawless children..."

  62. Re:Three parents? Not really. by sznupi · · Score: 1

    Hm, interesting question; OTOH children of parents who are very distant, as far as ethnic background goes, are supposedly more likely to be healthy, etc. Even though in this case the nuclear DNA is bound to be a mix od two sets which would have to be "matched" (if that indeed occurs) to their local mitchondrial DNA; but the mix has to cooperate only with one original set of mtDNA.

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  63. Conclusive proof by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    3 really is the magic number.

  64. Re:Three parents? Not really. by element-o.p. · · Score: 2, Informative

    It happens. Look up "epigenetics." Time Magazine had an article on the subject in January ("Why your DNA is not your destiny", or something like that), and there was a Discovery Channel program on the subject I saw a year or two ago. IIRC from the DC program, there is a breed of hamster or guinea pig or something that has a disorder that causes certain individuals to not metabolize food correctly. These individuals are always hungry, always eating and consequently much larger than average. Genetically identical twins do not always display the same trait, however. What researchers found is that DNA alone does not determine your characteristics. Without the presence of certain chemical receptors in the body, your DNA sequences can't be activated -- the DNA mode code for specific proteins to be produced, but if your body doesn't have the right chemical factories to build those proteins, they *won't* be produced (that's the really dumbed-down executive summary because IANA molecular biologist and it's been a while since I saw the program).

    Okay, people are neither hamsters nor guinea pigs, but similar things happen in homo sapiens, too. Again, IIRC from the DC program mentioned above, researches found a genetic sequence that is always present in autism. However, not everyone who has the DNA sequence has autism. However, everyone that they tested who has the DNA sequence and a certain sequence of chemical receptors for that DNA sequence does, and no one they tested who has the DNA sequence for autism but a different chemical receptor sequence displayed symptoms of autism. Interesting stuff...

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  65. Re:Please don't joke. I think I have three parents by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    My mother swears that she has never had intimate relations with a black man.

    I'm religious, so I've always considered it a gift directly from God. I think of Him as my Second Father.

    DENIAL OVERLOAD

  66. One man, two women? by orkysoft · · Score: 1

    What is this, The Discovery of Hell?

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  67. Dan Fogleberg by snspdaarf · · Score: 1

    All I could think of when I read this was "Twin Sons From Different Mothers"

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  68. Adoption? by markass530 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I applaud any science achievement, for whatever reason. However every-time I read a story like this, and octomom, etc the first thing that comes to mind is adoption. Yea I was adopted so that contributes to my feelings on the subject, but the whole "Need" to have YOUR kid, well it just seems ridiculous to me

    1. Re:Adoption? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Agreed. It's more important to replicate your memes (things like your culture, values, etc.) than your genes.

  69. Road to hell paved with good intentions by nickdwaters · · Score: 1

    This is akin to slapping a Honda motor into a Chrysler body with Toyota ignition and response electronics. I fear for the child and the descendants of this process. They are a guinea pig. As long as genetically the individuals are very closely related I could see this working relatively well... and a healthy child being the result... but this type of effort is misguided and frankly selfish. There is a reason people cannot have children, and its part of the selection process. There are aspects of recombination and expression which are essentially unknown or very poorly understood at best. This is foolish.

  70. Re:Three parents? Not really. by BJ_Covert_Action · · Score: 1

    which is not unimportant

    I think you mean:

    which is important

    I am not usually one to pick on double negatives as I abuse them myself plenty. However, this was needless obfuscation and, at first glance, was confusing enough to take away from the content of your sentence.

  71. Re:since when by HarryatRock · · Score: 1

    How wrong can you get? Science has not "proven that there is no god", and there certainly are absolute truths eg. electrons and protons have opposite charge. I think you need to rethink your understanding of what science is. I am not a deist, nor do I believe in allowing superstition control scientific research, but statements like yours are just giving ammunition to the fundamentalists. We have to keep our own rules of logic and evidence, even if they don't.

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  72. Interesting! by lazlo · · Score: 1

    Looks like now it will be possible to be half Irish, half English, and half German.

    Also, this comic.

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  73. FFS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    FFS just adopt.

  74. This has been attempted before... by hughferriss · · Score: 1

    If we attempt to create children from the DNA of several parents, is there not a danger that the resulting twins may bear a strong resemblance to Arnold Schwarzenegger and Danny DeVito?

  75. Re:Three parents? Not really. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    All MtDNA in humans is transmitted from the mother because it is her mitochondria in the egg that will propagate into each cell as cells divide in development.

    Everyone believes this (the "all MtDNA is transmitted from the mother"), but it doesn't seem to universally be the case. There is even some mitochondrial variation in the various tissues of the same person (every person tested). Usually it is small (1 allele variation), but not always. I'm not sure of the mechanism yet, but the changes do not appear to be simple mutations (although, of course, the mutation rate of MtDNA is obviously higher that elsewhere). Instead, it seems to be something (still not fully understood) that happens during fertilization since the pattern seems to match those of the other parent about 70% of the time.

  76. Xzibit in the UK by crono_acl · · Score: 1

    Yo dawg, I heard you liked having mothers...

  77. Re:Please don't joke. I think I have three parents by thoughtsatthemoment · · Score: 1

    Just do a DNA test, end of story.

  78. Re:Three parents? Not really. by joocemann · · Score: 1

    Interesting. I am going by the current generally accepted knowledge, but it sounds like you're aware of some groundbreaking new research in the field.

    Maybe the maternal mitochondria are largely present in the egg (in large numbers) and thus are responsible for the high presence of its replicates in subsequent tissues from development--- but while the sperm may donate a couple during sperm fusion with the egg... From my knowledge the majority of mitochondria in sperm are located in the tail, which does not enter the egg upon fertilization. But maybe there are a few paternal Mt in other places that end up in the egg!

    I would guess that since Mt are endosymbionts and aren't really competing with each other, that maybe the original dose (more from mom less from dad) relates to the later found distribution of primarliy maternal mitochondria?

    This is an interesting point, to say the least, and when I get a minute I'll definitely look into it.

    I realize I'm responding to an anonymous coward, but maybe you'll come back. I have a question. If other-than-maternal Mt are present, how is it that these heterogenous distributions of Mt don't produce confounding results in MtDNA SNP analyses that are used to trace human history?

  79. Re:Three parents? Not really. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The single one just needs a wife.

  80. Re:Please don't joke. I think I have three parents by CompMD · · Score: 1

    My English friend's family is fairly stereotypically pasty white, except for my friend. She has a very tan complexion and her facial structure and figure differ significantly from other women in her family. She didn't understand why until she did some digging and discovered that her great-grandmother grew up in Kenya and the Seychelles, and that her great-great-grandmother was Kenyan and was married to an Indian man. The rest of her family as far back as she could tell was from England. It just took a few generations for some of the Kenyan and Indian traits to become visible again.

  81. ...OR... by severoon · · Score: 1

    ...OR...has science given us a reason to move on to the standard golf group, the foursome? :-)

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  82. Re:Please don't joke. I think I have three parents by jonadab · · Score: 1

    > so god is black?

    Technically, He's a Jew.

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  83. Re:Please don't joke. I think I have three parents by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    so god is black? hmm...

    Are you wondering "hmm, how large is his penis?"

  84. Re:Three parents? Not really. by Smauler · · Score: 1

    Not unimportant does not mean the same thing as important, in the same way that not unnecessary does not mean the same thing as necessary. I'm not saying GP used it right, but double negatives like this convey different meanings.

  85. Re:Three parents? Not really. by TheLink · · Score: 1

    Yeah, so it's probably not an issue.

    I heard they're not as fertile though. Maybe that's due to other reasons, but if the fertility rates are really lower it might be stuff being caught in "QC" early...

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  86. homosexual reproduction by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I searched the comments and there weren't any about how this could allow homosexuals to reproduce.

    I wonder if the procedure could be used in such a way that the genetic material from two sperm is injected into an empty egg, or a the genetic material from one egg inserted into another. This procedure even seems as though it could allow for asexual reproduction for women.

    It's fascinating to note that if two women reproduce, or if a woman asexually reproduces, then the offspring will always be female.

  87. The real winners ... by Redwing · · Score: 2, Funny

    The real winners are the writers of Law & Order who have a great 3-way custody episode to create.

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