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Newspaper Death Notices May Be a Dying Business

Hugh Pickens writes "Alan D. Mutter writes in his journalism blog 'Reflections of a Newsosaur' that some newspapers exploit bereaved families with exorbitantly priced death notices — a distasteful and strategically inept way for them to try to make ends meet. 'I stumbled across the problem this week when I tried to buy a death notice in ... the San Francisco Chronicle, which proposed charging $450 for the one-day run of a crappy-looking, 182-word death notice,' writes Mutter. But lose the death notice business, and newspapers risk losing a huge audience driver as well. The solution may be partnering with websites like Legacy.com, a site that already publishes death notices for about two-thirds of the people who die each day in the US. 'It may not be easy to figure out the terms of a broader collaboration, writes Rich Gordon on Poynter.org, 'partly because some newspaper executives are wary of Legacy and feel the company could become a competitive threat for audiences and revenue. But this is exactly the reaction many newspaper executives had to collaborating with Internet companies in other classified advertising categories. I'd hate to see newspapers make the same mistake with death notices and obituaries.'"

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  1. Every respectful person... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    Every respectful person is sure to twitter his or her death as it's happening.

    1. Re:Every respectful person... by Peach+Rings · · Score: 5, Funny

      Her heart sank down and down, there was no bottom to death, she couldn’t come to the end of it. The blue light from Cornelia’s lampshade drew into a tiny point in the center of her brain, it flickered and winked like an eye, quietly it fluttered and dwindled. Granny laid curled down within herself, amazed and watchful, staring at the point of light that was herself; her body was now only a deeper mass of shadow in an endless darkness and this darkness would curl around the light and swallow it up. God, give a sign!

      For a second time there was no sign. Again no bridegroom and the priest in the house. She could not remember any other sorrow because this grief wiped them all away. Oh, no, there’s nothing more cruel than this – I’ll never forgive it. She stretched herself with a deep breath, took out her cell phone, and fired off a quick tweet.

    2. Re:Every respectful person... by sznupi · · Score: 2

      Pulse sensor connected via BT with smartphone, which can send preset message to twitter? That's...easily doable.

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    3. Re:Every respectful person... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      I had my innate Bad Fanfiction Alert(tm) warning resounding throughout my head by the twelfth word. Preserve your sanity today for only $9.99!

    4. Re:Every respectful person... by crispytwo · · Score: 1

      prone to error, but hey, who can knock the living dead?

      All hail zombies everywhere!

      But seriously, I just talked with my (old) parents about this recently as a relative passed away a short while ago. It seems that the primary reason my parents get the newspaper is for the obits. Even then the funeral homes in their area supply a web site with better obituaries, I think, for no extra charge with the service.

      To me, the idea of buying a paper to find out if, perchance, someone died is absurd.

      In this case, I found out by email and looked online at the obituary (at the time I was living 600k away).

    5. Re:Every respectful person... by sznupi · · Score: 1

      prone to error, but hey, who can knock the living dead?

      All hail zombies everywhere!

      Yup, all the more fun ;>

      And TBH I'm kinda awaiting unobtrusive logging and monitoring of (many) vital signs, round the clock...

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    6. Re:Every respectful person... by fbjon · · Score: 1

      Logging of vitals signs is both for good and bad, it might be a hypochondriac's nightmare. I'm looking forward to automated health monitoring myself, but before that, just looking at raw data is probably not going to be all that useful, as I'll see all sorts of "problems" going on that aren't really problems. Interpretation is key.

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    7. Re:Every respectful person... by sznupi · · Score: 1

      I think hypochondriacs find enough of causes to worry already...

      But yeah, that's what I mean - health monitoring; so important changes won't go easily unnoticed and help will be immediatelly dispatched in a case of emergency.

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    8. Re:Every respectful person... by jhoegl · · Score: 1

      When couples are trying to conceive, they will monitor the woman for fertility and the man for erections. Hmmm, perhaps they should use this on priests, tied to a shock collar.

    9. Re:Every respectful person... by Burpmaster · · Score: 1

      Every respectful person is sure to twitter his or her death as it's happening.

      "Ugh ugh I'm dying you idiot!"

      Man, this is an old and obscure reference...

    10. Re:Every respectful person... by LynnwoodRooster · · Score: 1

      Some of us died before Twitter, you insensitive clod!

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    11. Re:Every respectful person... by ZXDunny · · Score: 1

      To me, the idea of buying a paper to find out if, perchance, someone died is absurd.

      Actually, I do it every day (as do my work colleagues). As I'm a nurse, we often get to hear about past patients this way. Sometimes they even say nice things about us... I'm sure that's some sort of conditioning, so we're maybe reinforcing our own behaviour there :)

      Of course, the downside is that they usually lie on the obits - "Mary, aged 86, passed away peacefully in her sleep at Ward , General Hospital..." and we're all thinking "bollocks, that was /not/ a good death actually..."

      But then, they're hardly likely to write "passed away shortly after vomiting black liquid and howling in pain" which is how it usually goes :(

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    12. Re:Every respectful person... by JWSmythe · · Score: 1

          I'd actually love to see one that was affordable, easy to wear, and trackable on the computer. Not that I've looked very hard, so someone may already know of one. rrdtool graphs of heart rate, blood pressure, and temperature would be interesting. I'm not much of a hypochondriac. Actually, I usually ignore the fact that I'm not feeling well. A few times, people have told me "you look like shit, are you sick?" and sure enough when I actually check I have a fever. When I've been really sick (like 104+ fever), I've taken my temperature at regular intervals (approx 15 min) and have observed swings in it. It's enough to show that a random sample may not be really indicative of my real state. For normal day to day observations, it would be interesting to see my heart rate through the night. If I have a bad dream, I'd expect my heart rate to be higher. Was that restless night because I just couldn't sleep, or was it plagued by bad dreams that I forgot about by morning?
       

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    13. Re:Every respectful person... by codegen · · Score: 1

      But imagine the problems when the battery gets low on the Pulse Sensor. How many times will you have to die before you notice?

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    14. Re:Every respectful person... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bad fanfiction? Isn't that an oxymoron?

    15. Re:Every respectful person... by sznupi · · Score: 1

      I would imagine that any sensible pulse sensor has the capacity of reporting "battery dying, not the user". Likewise, any serious app monitoring it will be able to recognise "out of range" from "user died".

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    16. Re:Every respectful person... by tangelogee · · Score: 0

      And then, when it's a false alarm:
      "I'm not dead yet! I think I'll go for a walk."
      Nice Dinosaurs reference, btw.

    17. Re:Every respectful person... by geminidomino · · Score: 1

      No, it's a redundancy

    18. Re:Every respectful person... by geminidomino · · Score: 1

      Not the Mama!

  2. Huge audience driver? by Dragoniz3r · · Score: 1

    Really? That many people read the newspaper just to find out who died recently? I don't doubt that people do it, but are there really that many of them?

    1. Re:Huge audience driver? by Saint+Stephen · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Yeah, when you get Gray hair, it becomes a popular pastime. Believe it or not, people used to live in things called Communities, and sometimes, they'd recognize a name in the paper, because they Knew People.

      I know, I can't believe it either. How wierd.

    2. Re:Huge audience driver? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hmm but you can simply create a watch list on legacy.com and receive updates by email. And if old people enjoy the pastime of solving set intersection problems by hand, we could give them cheap booklets full of such problems.

    3. Re:Huge audience driver? by ManlySpork · · Score: 1, Funny

      So should we have them put our slashdot nicknames and member numbers in the newspapers? Quick all you Anonymous Cowards, this might be your last chance to not die as an AC. You might not live to see tomorrow, never know.

    4. Re:Huge audience driver? by dAzED1 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I still live in a community - have parties with my neighbors on a regular basis, even. But that doesn't mean I'm going to morbidly look in obituaries every day to see if one of them died - because, you know, I'm actually still *in touch* with my friends, so if one died I'd know about it...I wouldn't need to read about it in the paper.

    5. Re:Huge audience driver? by Mashiki · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I'm in my 30's and get the paper around here for just that. Because you do lose touch with friends. In the last 2 years I've had 3 friends die from cancer and one commit suicide. All good friends that I went to school with, it's not just the grey hair folks but those of us who have strong community ties. If I walked downtown, nearly every shopkeeper would greet me by name.

      As well, the costs of these things are...insane. My grandfather who was rather well known in the community died 2 years ago. To run his obituary in 3 of the local/nearby community papers ran around $800.

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    6. Re:Huge audience driver? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      It just seems to me that you'd hear about through means other than... the newspaper. The newspaper is the LAST place I go for news like that.

      It's before TV news, at least.

    7. Re:Huge audience driver? by mister_playboy · · Score: 1

      It's actually one of the prime reasons my father purchases a newspaper.

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    8. Re:Huge audience driver? by BitZtream · · Score: 3, Insightful

      There was a time when newspapers ran birth and death announcements for free ... as a community service.

      Now they charge?

      Its no wonder they are going under, its always good to kick people when their down.

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    9. Re:Huge audience driver? by sjames · · Score: 1

      It's called "apartment hunting".

    10. Re:Huge audience driver? by sznupi · · Score: 1

      So why the need for the paper if it's such a community?

      Or maybe the papers just found a way to extract money from something which, over time, was established as a proper thing to do? (to be fair, predatory practices around funerals are rampant all around)

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    11. Re:Huge audience driver? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So you don't know many people in that case. Obits are useful for the people you met at some point, but haven't seen in decades and have no idea about. Friend's friends, distant relatives, perhaps co-workers.

    12. Re:Huge audience driver? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm in my 30's and get the paper around here for just that. Because you do lose touch with friends. In the last 2 years I've had 3 friends die from cancer and one commit suicide. All good friends that I went to school with, it's not just the grey hair folks but those of us who have strong community ties. If I walked downtown, nearly every shopkeeper would greet me by name.

      In today's world, where it's so easy and cheap to remain connected with people regardless of where they live, that doesn't make sense. Anyone that I'm not currently in touch with, I'm not close enough to that I'd care if they died.

      Seriously, people's facebook / myspace friends include people they have never met in real life. Is there really anyone that you have any feelings for whatsoever that you would find out about their death from an obituary before you found out through other sources?

    13. Re:Huge audience driver? by Let's+Kiosk · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Most newspapers still run free obituaries as well as paid death notices. But the free versions are generally limited in the types of information contain, and as newspapers have cut back on their size they've also reduced the amount of detail the obits contain. At the newspaper where I work, it's pretty much name, age, where the person lived and when and where the funeral is. (Some of the really big papers have eliminated the free ones altogether).

      The paid death notices, on the other hand, function more like classifieds: You can write it any way you want, and you pay by the line or the word.

      What most people don't realize, though, is that the funeral homes charge a hefty free even for providing the newspaper with the barebones information for a free obit. And some funeral homes do an appalling job. One major home in my city seems to pick the employee with the most God-awful penmanship to scrawl the information by hand; names are hard to read and details like place names are often misspelled. One of my first newsroom jobs largely consisted of fact-checking the info the funeral homes frequently got wrong (incorrectly putting two t's in "Paterson, NJ," stuff like that). Of course, the papers have pretty much cut all those jobs as well.

    14. Re:Huge audience driver? by careysub · · Score: 2, Informative

      ...My grandfather who was rather well known in the community died 2 years ago. To run his obituary in 3 of the local/nearby community papers ran around $800.

      When my mother died last year, I found that running a 2-day notice in the local community paper in the South was $1000. This was a low cost area with a total population less than 5% the size of San Francisco. Shocked by the astonishing price, I estimated what they were taking in annually from death notices, and found that it was probably enough to cover most of their operating expenses.

      But there really is no other effective way to get the word out on someone's passing to the community in a timely manner, so the local newspaper has become part of the high-cost for-profit funeral industry, something I had not even suspected.

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    15. Re:Huge audience driver? by mhlo · · Score: 1

      I paid 350 dollars for my father's notice in the Bradenton (Florida) Herald, the Bradenton area being the place he retired. The Dallas Morning News wanted over 900 dollars for the same notice! He spent most of his life in Dallas and I wanted to publish a notice there but the price was outrageous and decided against it. Being the thrifty person he was, he would have done the same.

    16. Re:Huge audience driver? by Bigjeff5 · · Score: 1

      So why the need for the paper if it's such a community?

      Why do you think they have to charge $450 for a death notice? I'll go ahead and tell you since you should have gotten it as soon as you asked your question: it's because they aren't making squat on subscriptions because hardly anybody reads the paper any more!

      The latest New York Times commercial highlights the Style and Travel sections as primary selling points for their paper, they don't even mention any news. Nobody buys a paper for the news any more, because it's already a day late and a dollar short by then. At that point, a newspaper subscription just for the style section is a complete waste to most people, thus, readerships are way down across the board.

      Newspapers have utterly failed to adapt with the changing times, and I will be very surprised if they are still around as a source of news in another ten years.

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    17. Re:Huge audience driver? by JWSmythe · · Score: 1

      Bah, everyone on my profiles has at least met me. Then again, most of them knew me from high school. Like, they knew my name, but probably never even talked to me. It's a collection of people who could care less if I kicked it.

          In reality, all those who care will be there when I die. The only question will be, will I stay alive long enough for them to all stab me in the back.

          Et tu, Brute?

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    18. Re:Huge audience driver? by Leebert · · Score: 1

      My mom has read the obits for years. She works at an outpatient specialty clinic, and she reads it to see which of their patients died. I always found it kind of creepy, but the database integrity geek in me is proud of her. :)

    19. Re:Huge audience driver? by JWSmythe · · Score: 1

          I've seen that here on the other side of the country. I don't remember precisely how much it was though. I think my first estimate was $500, and they lowered it to $150 by trimming a few words and sweet talking the boss. Of course we "just got in, in time". We didn't have much of a choice. We were notified that the coroner was releasing his body after the autopsy, and the funeral home said it would be two days later. It could either go in that day for the paper the next day, or there wouldn't be a printed funeral notice.

          I don't know what happened to the idea of "newspaper of record". It used to be that a publication in each area would carry births, deaths, and marriages. That is amazingly helpful to genealogists now. What's going to happen in 100 years, and genealogists have lost one of their major resources?

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    20. Re:Huge audience driver? by syousef · · Score: 1

      My wife's friend from high school died in a car accident a few weeks ago. She learnt about it on Facebook. All that's changed is the medium.

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    21. Re:Huge audience driver? by daveime · · Score: 1

      Registrar of Births Deaths and Marriages has, in UK at least, computerised records going back to 1930 something ...

      No one NEEDS to go trawling through old newspapers anymore looking to see who has died.

    22. Re:Huge audience driver? by gsslay · · Score: 1

      they'd recognize a name in the paper, because they Knew People.

      It's even crazier than that. They knew people by their real name. It's positively stone age!

    23. Re:Huge audience driver? by Locke2005 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Every morning I check the obits and the financial pages. If I'm not listed as either dead or a millionaire, I get up and go to work.

      Me wonders how much the newspapers will charge themselves for documenting their own demise.

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    24. Re:Huge audience driver? by pnutjam · · Score: 1

      Does that list surviving family, what charity they may have wanted donations to go to, religious services, etc..

      Because all that is useful to historians and genealogists.

  3. ah, illiterate editors strike again... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What the hell is a "relection"?

    1. Re:ah, illiterate editors strike again... by $RANDOMLUSER · · Score: 1, Offtopic

      For example, George W. Bush was "relected" in 2004.

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    2. Re:ah, illiterate editors strike again... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Did you mean: Reflections Top 2 results shown"
      just wanted to make sure it wasn't one of those fancy newspaper vocabulary words.

    3. Re:ah, illiterate editors strike again... by $RANDOMLUSER · · Score: 1

      Nope. I distinctly remember Bush saying he was running for "relection".

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    4. Re:ah, illiterate editors strike again... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You must have misheared that

  4. They'll be pricing themselves out of the market by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    "...which proposed charging $450 for the one-day run of a crappy-looking, 182-word death notice"

    I'm sure a web site would be more than happy to take over their business for, let's say, $45 a day for listing 1820 words, and the web site will still make money at it.

    1. Re:They'll be pricing themselves out of the market by martin-boundary · · Score: 3, Funny

      Bah, what do you want a website for that people have to visit themselves? Just pay a Nigerian Spammer $5 and they'll post a death notice to everyone's mailbox!

    2. Re:They'll be pricing themselves out of the market by Bigjeff5 · · Score: 1

      Craigslist.com/obituaries would overtake newspaper obituaries in about 6 months. Why have they not done this yet? A nominal fee to prevent pranksters and they'll dominate the market in no time.

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    3. Re:They'll be pricing themselves out of the market by codegen · · Score: 1

      Just pay a Nigerian Spammer $5 and they'll post a death notice to everyone's mailbox!

      And claim that you left 14 million dollars in a secret bank account that they need help retrieving.

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  5. It doesn't matter by $RANDOMLUSER · · Score: 4, Funny

    I only believe death notices from Netcraft.

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    1. Re:It doesn't matter by Arancaytar · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Well, newspapers are dead - Netcraft just confirmed it.

  6. Does Not Surprise me. by puto · · Score: 1, Insightful

    There is nothing cheap in San Fran other than Chinese food.

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    1. Re:Does Not Surprise me. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How in ${DIETY}'s name is this a troll? Because he forgot to mention cheap seafood?

  7. Why publish a death notice? by Matt+Perry · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Why in the world would someone publish a death notice in the first place? Is it some sort of legal requirement? If not, I don't understand the thought processes that would lead someone to want to do such a thing.

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    1. Re:Why publish a death notice? by ColdWetDog · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Why in the world would someone publish a death notice in the first place? Is it some sort of legal requirement? If not, I don't understand the thought processes that would lead someone to want to do such a thing.

      It may be required for estate or other legal purposes. And, as another poster noted, it's traditional and some people expect it. Didn't realize they were so expensive, but dammnit, dying ain't cheap these days. Nothing is.

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    2. Re:Why publish a death notice? by goodmanj · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Let me set the stage for you. You're an old man. Once, you lived in a "neighborhood", which is a place where you know and hang out with people who live and work next door. But as you got older, you moved away, into a retirement or nursing home.

      Then you died. You know thousands of people face-to-face by name, who'd like to know that you're no longer around. How does your family let them know? For this generation, the answer is *not* "Facebook".

      I swear, the concept of face-to-face friendship is so foreign to young people today, our society is starting to look like Asimov's "The Naked Sun".

      But anyway, any business whose primary profit center comes from people who'll be dead in a few years is in trouble.

    3. Re:Why publish a death notice? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It may not mean much now, but it really comes in handy when doing genealogy.

    4. Re:Why publish a death notice? by chaosite · · Score: 2, Informative

      Nursing homes?
      Funeral houses?
      Grave diggers?

      They seem to be doing fine...

    5. Re:Why publish a death notice? by h00manist · · Score: 1

      www.facebookdeathnotices.com

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    6. Re:Why publish a death notice? by Hizonner · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Your family individually, personally contacts the people they know were close to you. Those people fill in the gaps. No, it's not fun. But it's necessary. I've done it. I'll probably be doing it again in a few years.

      If actually know somebody well enough to really care if they've died, it's pretty cold to have to read about it in the newspaper. And it's pretty lazy to use the newspaper as an escape hatch.

      The good news is that you can do a lot of it by e-mail. An awful lot of older people use e-mail these days, maybe because they're old and wise enough to realize that correspondence and face to face contact aren't, in fact, mutually exclusive. Maybe they even remember when it was actually hard to travel to see somebody, and you sent, you know, letters...

      Anyway, which paper should I publish the notice in, given that all those friends have probably also moved?

    7. Re:Why publish a death notice? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Then you died. You know thousands of people face-to-face by name, who'd like to know that you're no longer around. How does your family let them know?

      Certainly not in newspapers. I didn't know of anyone who regularly read the death section 30 years ago. I suppose some retired folks may have had the time and will to read it.

      But I guess that is normal when you grow up in a city of 500,000 to several million people. I could understand reading the death section if you knew nearly every single person in your town and not just 0.01%.

    8. Re:Why publish a death notice? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      Yes

      In order to get a passport quickly to fly to a funeral, or to cancel a flight or trip, you often need a clip from a newspaper to proove the death actually happened.

    9. Re:Why publish a death notice? by sznupi · · Score: 1

      So, the need to propagate such news (from a disposal home) through a newspaper and not by, say, word of mouth...is actually a testament of better face-to-face friendships or relations generally?

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    10. Re:Why publish a death notice? by icebraining · · Score: 1

      Bollocks. When my uncle died, his sons called all the people in his phone book. This way it costs way less than $450 and people won't miss it if they don't happen to read the obituary of the same edition of the same newspaper you happen to choose.

      I swear, the concept of face-to-face friendship is so foreign to young people today

      [citation needed]

      I find that my peers tend to know way more people face-to-face than guys in their 30s when the Internet basically didn't exist here in Portugal. Yes, they may only know personally 1/5 of all their Facebook friends, but that's because they know talk to 250 people instead of 30 like they did.

      But I'll get off your lawn.

    11. Re:Why publish a death notice? by icebraining · · Score: 1

      If obituary websites keep their "death databases", it may be even easier in the future. On the other hand, everyone's saying this will a "dark age" in the future...

    12. Re:Why publish a death notice? by ducomputergeek · · Score: 4, Insightful

      But with everything that happens when someone passes away, it's damn hard to remember everybody and even harder to get ahold of everyone. Especially when you're having to get burial plots, caskets, and all the other stuff that goes on. Especially if the person was highly connected and you had been away for quite some time. I saw it with my mother. She was one of those people who knew a lot of people. I certainly didn't know them all.

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    13. Re:Why publish a death notice? by Matt+Perry · · Score: 1

      Thanks for the followup. My grandfather was in a situation like you described. He was moved to an assisted living home near my parents house, far from where his home used to be. When he passed away, my parent's contacted his old friends and acquaintances from where he lived to let them know and give them the funeral information. I don't know if they published anything in the paper, but I will ask them now. I can't imagine depending on someone reading the paper to know a friend of theirs has died. Contacting the deceased's friends seems like the right thing to do.

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    14. Re:Why publish a death notice? by Sir_Lewk · · Score: 1

      I swear, the concept of face-to-face friendship is so foreign to young people today

      Huh? How are newspapers "face-to-face" at all? Using a newspaper to notify friends and family of one's death is what is baffling people (including me, seems so impersonal) here...

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    15. Re:Why publish a death notice? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Informative

      A coffin can easily cost as much as a car. I had to help pick one out once for a friend.
      They had one 'cheapo' model for $995 that was barely a step up from a wooden box. The rest of the 30 coffin models they had ranged from $3995 to $21,995. Only two models were under $5,000 and they only came in white or brown.
      Add in the cost for the cement tomb most cemeteries require around a coffin now ($1500), mortuary expenses of $1200 and various other fees for the death certificate and copies, etc...
      You feel better to hear the cemetery plot is only about $500 for a 4'x7' piece of land, until you realize thats $777,857 an acre.
      Add in the cost of the actual funeral and you can easily spend $15,000 or more just to die.
      Flip side - cremation is still a bargain at $525 plus $50 for the death certificate.

    16. Re:Why publish a death notice? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, in many cases it is a legal requirement to publish death of someone to give notice to creditors and debtors to come forward and stake their claims. These notices have to be published for a certain number of days, and if the creditors and debtors do not come forward after a certain number of days after publishing of the notice then they are deemed to forfeit their claims. But i think this is just an archaic assumption by the law that newspapers are widely read and therefore is capable of giving notice to others in a way that is "notorious". i suppose back then, newspapers were like a bulletin board of the community - pretty much everyone reads it or knows someone that will read it.

    17. Re:Why publish a death notice? by C0vardeAn0nim0 · · Score: 1

      so people with whom the deceased lost contact can know what happened and get back in touch with the family

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    18. Re:Why publish a death notice? by /dev/trash · · Score: 1

      So then you can go to the funeral. Which is you know. FACE TO FACE!

    19. Re:Why publish a death notice? by mirix · · Score: 1

      I think I'll just request to be buried in my car, in that case. Volkssarg. It's even got AC, and a CD player.

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    20. Re:Why publish a death notice? by dwye · · Score: 1

      > If obituary websites keep their "death databases", it may be even easier in the future.

      They don't. This is why the government keeps these records for as long as possible (well over a century, in some cases, thanks to microfiche). Even if the home town dries up and blows away, the county keeps on, and usually takes over the records of lost towns, villages, etc., as part of any disencorporation process.

    21. Re:Why publish a death notice? by misexistentialist · · Score: 1

      IANA(TG), but I'm pretty sure an obituary has no legal significance. There are separate probate notices that are published. You do have a point that when you've spent several grand on a funeral you might as well spend a few hundred more to advertise it to boost attendance. It's also a step on the way to acceptance of the death and a pitiful attempt at imparting meaning to existence.

    22. Re:Why publish a death notice? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you've ever done any genealogical research, you'd be extremely grateful for the newspadeath notices people post. It's usually the most information you'll ever find about a person's children and other relations.

    23. Re:Why publish a death notice? by Ironchew · · Score: 1

      Solution:
      Make an online script (I dunno, someplace called "Am I dead yet?").
      Log in every couple of days, check "I'm not dead yet!"
      Use the much cheaper "e-mail marketing" services to notify your relatives immediately if the box hasn't been checked in 48 hours.
      Make sure that no greedy relatives or old arch-nemeses change your password. These matters are irreversible under normal means.
      ???
      Profit!

    24. Re:Why publish a death notice? by LordVader717 · · Score: 1

      People move and contacts are lost. While immediate friends and family can usually be telephoned, it's likely you will have missed quite a few people. Old school friends and colleagues are often a very touching attendants to funeral and memorial services, especially when they can tell you of memories of the persons life you never heard before.

      e-mail is certainly what I call the lazy option. While we do hear a lot about the silver surfer generation in the media, the majority of people are probably still completely inept, and the rest only check emails occasionally.

    25. Re:Why publish a death notice? by HungWeiLo · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Costco sells respectable looking ones for a little under $1,000. Don't know if you have to buy a 3-pack, though.

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    26. Re:Why publish a death notice? by Bigjeff5 · · Score: 1

      Nah, they're just really, really big. ;)

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    27. Re:Why publish a death notice? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There are still countries -mine (Mexico), for example- where people actually want to know when relatives, friends, clients, partners, etc. pass out, and death notices are a perfect way to do so.

      Also death notices posted by relatives, friends, coleagues, etc. are a socially accepted way to tell the living relatives that you share in their sorrow.

      You know, not every thing has to be done because you're legally binded to do so: there are also reasons of care, education, friendship, thanks, etc.

      Yes, it is BIG business for the newspapers. Local papers grow fat for several days when a renowned person dies.

    28. Re:Why publish a death notice? by JWSmythe · · Score: 1

          It costs roughly $15,000 to be put in the ground properly. I've read news reports where families have known that a family member has died, but they've refused to claim the body because they couldn't afford to bury them.

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    29. Re:Why publish a death notice? by JWSmythe · · Score: 1

          I thought about this for various reasons. Death notices. Layoff scripts (i.e., do damage if you don't check in). It's all a good idea until some error comes along. What happens if the server reboots and the time is set to something outrageously wrong? Or someone goes and manually resets the time. What if you go on a trip and find it impossible to check in. It's a bit embarrassing for family and friends to get the note. It may be a bit hard to take back after it's sent.

          To whom it may concern,

          I've written this program to automatically notify you if I were to die or become completely incapacitated. Since I haven't checked in, in the last 7 days, you may now assume the worst. You may want to check with my employer, wife, girlfriend, etc, as applicable at this time in my life (or was).

          To my ex, let it be known I hated you the whole way to the grave. See you in hell.

          To everyone I owe money to, good luck with that. There is no savings. All of my funds were transfered anonymously, so there's nothing left to you.

          To my kids, I hope I taught you well. Good luck with your lives. (BTW, check your Swiss bank accounts).

          Sincerely,

          The late JW Smythe

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    30. Re:Why publish a death notice? by pipedwho · · Score: 1

      In order to get a passport quickly to fly to a funeral, or to cancel a flight or trip, you often need a clip from a newspaper to proove the death actually happened.

      Why would they want a newspaper clipping when they could call the foreign Office of Births Deaths and Marriages for an actual authoritative verification of the death?

      Even, then it seems that verifying your story is probably a waste of their time:

      How do they know you didn't just pick a random obit in your destination city's newspaper and claim that as your reason for needing a passport ASAP?

      Or use an obit in your local newspaper so you can claim that as your reason for cancelling a flight?

    31. Re:Why publish a death notice? by goodmanj · · Score: 1

      The issue isn't friends and family, it's your former neighbors, the lady who worked at your bank, casual coworkers from a job you retired from ten years ago. People who'd like to know, but whom your heirs wouldn't think to call.

      Newspapers aren't face-to-face, of course, but death notices are designed to solve a notification problem that only exists if your relationships are primarily face-to-face.

      Us young people (I'm 37) would use Facebook or something to handle this today: all in all it's a better solution, but it's a sign of our "Naked Sun" lives that we can't comprehend the problem.

    32. Re:Why publish a death notice? by John+Meacham · · Score: 1

      $500 for 4'x7'? I think I will cut that down by requesting to be buried vertically to save space.

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    33. Re:Why publish a death notice? by Locke2005 · · Score: 1

      My father still keeps a newspaper clipping of his father's obituary. So yes, it used to sell more papers, since you had to buy multiple copies to send to all your relatives.

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    34. Re:Why publish a death notice? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No! No! Wrong mod! Not "Interesting", for Pete's sake. It's satirical, damned it! You know it and I know it! We all god damned know it!

      Bad moderators! Bad moderators today!

    35. Re:Why publish a death notice? by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 1
      When someone you know loses a family member, they aren't going to call you and say, "Hey, how ya doin' - my mom died!". I know this is slashdot, but some people have friends out in the scary world. Sometimes when one of them dies, you support the rest of their family by paying your respects, sending them a sympathy card, going to memorial services.

      You seriously don't understand the thought processes of bereavement and support?

      Most respectfully, WOW!

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    36. Re:Why publish a death notice? by careysub · · Score: 1

      Why in the world would someone publish a death notice in the first place? Is it some sort of legal requirement? If not, I don't understand the thought processes that would lead someone to want to do such a thing.

      It may be required for estate or other legal purposes. And, as another poster noted, it's traditional and some people expect it. Didn't realize they were so expensive, but dammnit, dying ain't cheap these days. Nothing is.

      For a few centuries now newspapers were also a crucial part of the historical record. Conducting genealogical research (which is simply history at the family level) has depended on looking up death notices in newspaper archives as an essential means of researching family relationships (and virtually all newspapers get permanently preserved somewhere).

      And, as of yet, there is no substitute for this role just as there is no general substitute for notifying local communities of the passing.

      One can easily imagine some organization with substantial financial resources setting up a permanent on-line repository of death notices to be preserved for all future generations (representatives of the Church of the Latter Day Saints, are you reading this?). But such a thing does not yet exist. Posting it on a website with the expectation of it getting archived by Archive.org is something that may work, but it is a very inadequate stop gap.

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    37. Re:Why publish a death notice? by pizza_milkshake · · Score: 1

      cremation is still a bargain at $525 plus $50 for the death certificate.

      Cremation is so old-fashioned; I'm having my consciousness uploaded to the internet.

  8. Cost per word by fph+il+quozientatore · · Score: 1

    If we assume an average of 5 letters per word, that makes 0.5 USD/letter --- I'll no longer think that my SMS plan at 0.1 cents/letter is expensive...

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  9. Legacy.com isn't a solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

    Legacy.com sucks because their obits are only available for a month or two, and then they extract a fee to see the obit. Legacy is a black hole where information goes down the drain. I suppose it's possible all the newspapers themselves are black holes also because when then go out of business their websites will disappear and all that information will go "poof" and be gone forever. A real problem looming, and obits are just the tip of the iceberg.

    1. Re:Legacy.com isn't a solution by kestasjk · · Score: 1

      Newspapers are archived. Websites are archived.

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    2. Re:Legacy.com isn't a solution by The+Good+Reverend · · Score: 1

      Every major newspaper in the country keeps an archive nowadays, and libraries still, traditionally, keep active subscriptions to local papers. In addition, almost all papers still microfilm their editions, and the papers, some libraries, the LOC (usually), and the microfilming companies themselves all keep copies. It's possible it'll disappear, eventually, but compared to a website like legacy.com, it's solid.

    3. Re:Legacy.com isn't a solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      and what pray tell is to stop the internet archive or the library of congress (or hell even a spry library admin) from skimming their listings and squirreling away the listings for archives

    4. Re:Legacy.com isn't a solution by Guidii · · Score: 1

      Newspapers are archived. Websites are archived.

      If they are archived, I'd like to find it.

      In the days after my mother's death, her page at Legacy.com came up in the top five on google when searching her name. It gathered a number of kind messages in the guest book, mostly from friends that were too far away to make it to her funeral.

      Fast forward four months, and try to find that page. Google won't show it to you, at least not in the top fifty. If you search at legacy.com, you will find the obituary now lives behind a $3/day paywall, although you can also see most of the header text (her age, date of death, etc) in the search result, so most people would be fine with that.

      The ugly part is the guest book. If you happen to remember the link on Legacy.com (composed of a magic twelve-digit number), you are greeted with a notice telling you the page is offline, but for a donation of $40 (one year) or $90 (perpetual) you can "sponsor" the page.

      And the Internet Archive kindly reports that none of these pages are archived because of robots.txt.

  10. Nerdly Expectations and Requirements by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    I think posting on the net would be an almost nerdly requirement for slashdotters. "And his services will be held in his home town and on IRC where his computer still has him logged in, even if he hasn't said anything since 1998"

    1. Re:Nerdly Expectations and Requirements by martin-boundary · · Score: 3, Funny

      "And his services will be held in his home town and on IRC where his computer still has him logged in, even if he hasn't said anything since 1998"

      He's just spending a year or two dead for tax purposes.

    2. Re:Nerdly Expectations and Requirements by JWSmythe · · Score: 1

          What an odd coincidence, I've sent notes to the IRS for the last 15 years saying "I died, I'm not paying you anything."

          They keep sending notes back, "No you're not, and now you owe us more interest."

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  11. Next to go, legal notices by Animats · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Many print newspapers carry "legal notices", of D/B/A names, incorporations, and such. As non-searchable information, that's almost useless. But it's a big profit center for many newspapers, which are fighting to keep it.(Google cache of Michigan Press Association, whose web site is down)

    On the other hand, if governments don't require that information to be published, they should maintain the database (which they will have anyway for internal purposes) and offer free access. D/B/A names in the United States are handled at the county level, and that data can be hard to obtain on line. There are commercial services that collect it, expensively. Considering that the amount of data is small by modern standards (all the data for the US will fit on a DVD), it's not a high-cost item.

    1. Re:Next to go, legal notices by Jeff+DeMaagd · · Score: 2, Informative

      I'm amused that the Michigan Press Association used an address in Missouri for their correspondence.

      I don't think the cost of that information is about the quantity, it's about having to collect information from 3140 county clerk offices and transcribing them reliably into digital format, or if they are in digital format, converting possibly numerous digital formats into one harmonized format can cost a lot of money.

      I've filed for a couple DBAs with the county and an LLC with the state, there wasn't any requirement on my part to publish that information that I've seen, if they are posted somewhere by the respective clerk's offices, then I haven't seen or heard of it.

  12. CraigsDeathList.com by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A non-obvious business opportunity. Until fine minutes ago.

  13. and some folks look for their own Obit by RobertLTux · · Score: 2, Funny

    if they are not in the paper they then continue on their day

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    1. Re:and some folks look for their own Obit by houghi · · Score: 2, Interesting
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  14. Can't they just combine obituaries with some ads by porky_pig_jr · · Score: 1

    thus decreasing the cost.

    Something like this: Bozo Mortuary Services: We put "Fun" back to Funerals.

  15. Re:Can't they just combine obituaries with some ad by goodmanj · · Score: 1

    Ever looked at an obit page in a real physical paper? They're full of ads for elderly medical products, retirement communities, etc.

    Most papers have more taste than to advertise funeral homes on the same page, but they're definitely taking advantage of this.

  16. and to take it a step further... by IANAAC · · Score: 5, Insightful
    In a city like SF, I can sort of understand why it doesn't really make sense anymore to publish obits.

    SF is largely transient. It isn't made up of longstanding communities anymore. Neighborhoods, yes. Communities, not so much. It's largely a young person's town, and most of the young people who live in SF aren't from there. No different than NYC (or any other large, attractive city), I guess.

    I think the only places where tightly knit communities would still want that sort of service are mostly small towns, where families and friends still actually commune together. Most suburbs aren't that sort of community either - they're places people go to sleep after working too many hours in another suburb or city.

    1. Re:and to take it a step further... by Alexei · · Score: 2, Informative

      These communities do continue to exist, they just don't advertise and they're not written up in the paper as the latest trend.

    2. Re:and to take it a step further... by dwye · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Most suburbs aren't that sort of community either - they're places people go to sleep after working too many hours in another suburb or city.

      Except that suburbanites put their obits in the main city paper (or papers - still a few cities with two majors, for various reasons), not in the local upgraded PennySaver. And yes, I write from experience.

      As far as obits and young/transient cities go, I doubt that the survivors of the transients put obits in the (frex) SF paper, but instead put them in their home town papers, if anywhere.

      I think the only places where tightly knit communities would still want that sort of service are mostly small towns

      Or places that used to attract people, like Detroit or Pittsburgh, where there is still a core of non-movers who act as contact points for those who left.

    3. Re:and to take it a step further... by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Even there, though, it isn't clear that the newspapers aren't completely fucked.

      Consider Craigslist vs. Ebay: Ebay wasn't a particularly mortal threat to classifieds(probably didn't help; but didn't seal their doom) because it tried to largely ignore location. That works fine for stuff that is quite valuable per unit weight, or obscure stuff that you can't get just anywhere, so you just have to suck up the shipping, or for stuff that is all shipped anyway, so cutting out the middleman is helpful.

      Craigslist, on the other hand, has all the cheapness of being web based; but is explicitly location-centric. And it crushed the classifieds business like a bug(as with most bugs, the crushed remains are still crawling and twitching a bit, bugs are tough motherfuckers; but it is basically game over.)

      It wouldn't exactly be rocket surgery to build a nationwide; but location-focused obituary mechanism. Once the present crop of old people are finished dying, it is not going to be pretty for the paper obituaries...

    4. Re:and to take it a step further... by Zadaz · · Score: 1

      I live in SF, and when I had a family member in an other part of the country pass away I discovered the the SF Chronicle had two different rates, one much higher for death notices for non-residents. ($750 vs $250 for residents if I remember correctly, though this was a dozen years ago.) I would guess its similar for most large city newspapers to keep the size of the death notice page reasonable while still getting as much income as possible.

    5. Re:and to take it a step further... by seekertom · · Score: 1

      actually, in SF they DON'T want obits. in SF they need to keep it quiet, when a person dies. they don't want to publicize where soilent green-stuff comes from, sold in the brown and blue foil packets with recloseable zips. thanks fer lis'nin' seekertom

  17. Ask not for whom the bell tolls... by FrozenGeek · · Score: 1

    Am I the only one who initially misread the article title as being the obituary for newspapers? Stuff like this only serves to reinforce the expectation that printed newspapers are an endangered species. I wonder when the bailout will happen?

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    1. Re:Ask not for whom the bell tolls... by pdabbadabba · · Score: 1

      Even better: I misread this as an obituary for obituaries of newspapers. There has to be some contrarian out there who is writing that newspapers are here to stay...

    2. Re:Ask not for whom the bell tolls... by FrankHS · · Score: 1

      The newspapers are already too beholden to politicians. If the government actually bails them out, they will become even more worthless than they are now.

    3. Re:Ask not for whom the bell tolls... by Phroggy · · Score: 1

      Even better: I misread this as an obituary for obituaries of newspapers. There has to be some contrarian out there who is writing that newspapers are here to stay...

      This was my first reading as well.

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  18. Your post is an advertisement. Shame on you! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    As I see it, this post is a publicity of legacy.com!!
    The title announces a story about a dying habit (obituaries). But instead it says you can publish yours much cheaper in legacy.com.
    Slashdot, what happened!

  19. What about social network sites by sourcerror · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I thought social network sites are/will be a good solution for this. You don't even have to know the password of the dead one to query his/her friends. (But I guess you could get even the password if you prove the site owners that you're the closest relative of the dead one.)

  20. I used to work for a newspaper that did this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I would love it when someone would call in with a death notice or an obituary since I knew it would probably be long winded and we charged by the line and by the section the "ad" would run in. Those prayers that people publish from time to time were great too. I loved those 30 line prayers to saint whoever for whatever blessings they were going for.

    My wife already knows that there's no reason to publish anything about me when I die. The important people will know about it already and the rest don't need to know.

  21. They're not alone either by c1ay · · Score: 4, Interesting

    When my wife's father died I got on the phone to try and get her a ticket from Atlanta to Baltimore. At the time I found tickets from $700 - $900 for a same day flight. When I mentioned to one of the airlines the reason for such a sudden need they told me they had a bereavement rate and quoted me $1100. I've not flown with that line since.

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    1. Re:They're not alone either by shovas · · Score: 3, Informative

      I could be wrong, but I swear I've heard of bereavement discounts. A quick google seems to confirm it is usually a discount. Perhaps they were offering you a business or first class ticket thinking you wanted to be nice to your relative.

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    2. Re:They're not alone either by painandgreed · · Score: 1

      IME, they might be discounts, but they are discounts off of the 'suggested retail price' sort of thing. I ran into the same thing, talking to the airlines with a copy of my grandmother's death certificate in hand (a requirement for such a discount) didn't rate a fare that could compete with Expedia or Priceline. It might have been better than what they would charge me normally, but it was not any sort of real discount. Much like how Adobe sells their products for much more than their resellers do (from when I last worked for them anyway). Probably for the same reason, they probably just don't try and compete with their resellers. Back in the day, it might have been better, especially if showing up at the airport needing a plane 'right now'. Today, with all the various online resellers and networks or travel agencies that are probably trying to dump tickets they have reserved for at cost if they still are unsold, I doubt if there is any way the airline could or would compete.

    3. Re:They're not alone either by egburr · · Score: 2, Informative

      For the ticket prices you found, you probably had to schedule the return trip at the same time. Usually, the bereavement fare allows an open-ended return, meaning you have already paid for it but do not have to schedule it yet, so you have time to get affairs in order when you don't know in advance how long that will take. On the other hand, if you know you don't have to help get affairs in order and know when you will be returning, the bereavement fare is usually not the best deal.

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    4. Re:They're not alone either by schnablebg · · Score: 1

      This.

      The two tickets are not comparable--you are getting a discount on the open-ended ticket, which is quite expensive on most airlines. As parent says if you have fixed dates, the online price is the best deal you are going to get but is full of restrictions, with a notable exception being Southwest Airlines.

      More here, in the comments.

    5. Re:They're not alone either by Bigjeff5 · · Score: 1

      They are supposed to be discounts, but they don't necessarily keep up with the pace of the standard ticket rates. At a different time of year he may have saved a couple hundred bucks with the bereavement rate.

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    6. Re:They're not alone either by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      I have used bereavement tickets 3 times (unfortunately). The difference is the bereavement discount is a discount off of a unrestricted ticket. The discount tickets you were looking at were almost certainly heavily restricted tickets.
      My tickets were open ended and I was able to change flights times/days on my tickets without fee. Which is a huge help when you're uncertain of the length of stay. IIRC I paid $100-$200 more than the discount ticket on each occasion.

    7. Re:They're not alone either by c1ay · · Score: 1

      It was a discount, off the regular retail price on a seat and it also didn't apply to any of the related fees, surcharges and taxes; only the seat price. The girl checked it after quoting me a price to compete with another airline and it ended up being higher than the price she had already quoted me. I argued that she should apply the discount to the already quoted price and she said they couldn't do that :(

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  22. let the newspapers die by h00manist · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Too many lies and too many dead trees. Their own doing -- publishing distorted "facts", servicing minorities in control, misleading the population. Newspapers were always un-elected powers. Rest in peace, let everyone say what they think, and let the trees live on.

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    1. Re:let the newspapers die by nelsonal · · Score: 2, Informative

      The wood for paper is the branches from trees that were already harvested for lumber or are grown like a crop (on farmland) in the arid west and are more like shrubs. They harvest them at 7-10 years and they are hybrids that grow exceedingly quickly. I we used no new paper tomorrow, not a single living tree would be saved.

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    2. Re:let the newspapers die by inviolet · · Score: 1

      The wood for paper is the branches from trees that were already harvested for lumber or are grown like a crop (on farmland) in the arid west and are more like shrubs. They harvest them at 7-10 years and they are hybrids that grow exceedingly quickly.

      Incorrect. The warm wet southest of the country is full of Loblolly and Slash pine which are grown for lumber but thinned twice along the way, yielding two crops of pulpwood that usually becomes paper. (I grow Loblolly for this purpose and just this year had my stand thinned.)

      If we used no new paper tomorrow, not a single living tree would be saved.

      Incorrect, and perilously so. The wasting of paper provokes us landowners to grow more trees to meet the demand for pulpwood. The growing of a tree sequesters a lot of atmospheric carbon, which gets bound up in the paper. The paper hopefully then gets wasted and buried. Worst thing you can do, as far as carbon dioxide levels are concerned, is burn or recycle paper.

      Furthermore, the move towards paper recycling and "paperless office" has crashed the pulpwood market. I only got $2/ton for it this year. This means that fewer and fewer of us will use our land to grow another crop of trees, which is unfortunate on several levels.

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    3. Re:let the newspapers die by nelsonal · · Score: 1

      I was unaware of the thinning for paper, thanks. I grew up around the popalar farms in the northwest for paper. That's a terrible price, it might be worth more as firewood, wow. I should have said majestic tree in some happy forest. I agree, on carbon sequestration, seems like a very stable form of carbon sequestration is paper and wood products. I don't know the current research but believe it was newly growing trees that sequestered the most carbon.

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  23. Publish it on Slashdot like I did by Sam_In_The_Hills · · Score: 5, Interesting

    http://news.slashdot.org/story/09/09/29/193234/A-Geek-Funeral Then 1/4 million views later... http://www.flickr.com/photos/26445696@N04/3961372594/ everyone knows he passed away. As an added benefit this gives you geek street cred in the afterlife since he's now the top Google response for searchs like "computer urn" or "Geek Funeral" and will probably hold that position for some time.

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    1. Re:Publish it on Slashdot like I did by rts008 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You sir, have my vote as the coolest brother ever!

      I don't know how I missed the original /. article, but I just checked both links...OUTSTANDING!

      Please accept my belated condolences, as I'm sure you loved him very much to something this neat for him. :-)
      I know from experience that you probably encountered resistance from some of the family to pull this off. Glad you stuck to you guns.

      I caused an inter-family feud when I scattered my grandfather's ashes at his favorite fishing hole. That was his last request, I promised him it would be done, and it was.
      The fallout lasted decades, but I would do it again if required. :-(

      Beam me up Scotty. I'm done here.

      Nicely done, a truly fitting epitaph for a Geek.

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  24. Families Have Driven This Transition by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    The "market share" for obits and death notices has been shifting to the web for years. This was initially driven by families who disliked the strict formats of newspaper obituaries and wanted to add personal touches to obits. Newspaper have tightly standardized formats for obits, largely to impose discipline on the process of compiling them, which is typically done by staffers who are new or low in the reportorial heirarchy. Online remembrance sites offered the opportunity for family members to create more personal obits, and perhaps more importantly, allowed those who knew the deceased to add their comments and memories. As these sites grew in popularity, newspapers started loosening their obit and death notice formats.

    Newspapers missed a huge opportunity by not hooking up with someone like Aldor Solutions, which started out making software for funeral directors and later branched out into online remembrance sites and web sites for funeral homes. It turns out the funeral director is the key player in the "death care" business food chain, and Aldor set out to be the technology provider to the funeral directors. I learned about them when I was writing about a dedicated hosting company called Layered Technologies. It turns out some of the principals of Aldor formed LT as the hosting arm of their operations.

    A personal experience: I worked for newspapers for 20 years, but was startled by the cost of death notices. Most families have no idea how much these cost because it's often handled by the funeral director and bundled with the larger funeral bill. I handled this personally when a family member passed away, and was just floored at the cost ... about $300 for two newspapers. Death notices remain essential as a way to notify acquaintances who aren't web-savvy of someone's death and the funeral arrangements. But this was another area where newspapers have missed the Internet opportunity.

  25. Re:Can't they just combine obituaries with some ad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    no, we put another "F" in funeral

    Fun fer al

  26. fix the real problem: death by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    make me immortal. Soon!

  27. Everybody rips you off when you die by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Dying is expensive. A wooden casket costs thousands. The cheapest container a funeral home will sell is a "biodegradable urn" for cremation which is basically a cardboard box and it costs around $200. A proper funeral with a church service, burial, grave site, tombstone etc runs into 5 figures.

  28. Same here in Europe by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    I live in Finland, one of my parents died some time back and we ended up paying about 700 euro (1000 usd) to run his death notice in two local and small papers (3000 and 7000 readership). Here you also put an ad in the paper for newborns, but what newspapers do is that they charge almost nothing for that since those are considered to draw valuable (=young) readership.

  29. I was hoping something else by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    would make death notices obsolete...

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Strategies_for_Engineered_Negligible_Senescence

  30. Re: Newspaper Death Notices May Be a Dying Busines by mswhippingboy · · Score: 1

    I wonder if they'll run this in the Obits column?

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  31. If you come to San Francisco... by lennier · · Score: 1

    ... be sure to wear some Craigslist in your hair.

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  32. Obituaries (Side Story) by winphreak · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I was at a rummage sale looking around, when I spotted a rather spiffy blue briefcase. After purchasing it, I took it home and was loading it with a few things when I noticed a small square of paper. It was the obituary for the person who had owned it before. Talk about creepy.

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    1. Re:Obituaries (Side Story) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ummm - how sure are you that the subject of the obituary was the previous owner? Because I think we can safely assume that he didn't put that piece of newspaper in the briefcase.

  33. 450 dollar is actually really cheap by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I happen to spend two days a week producing death notices. If you would want a reasonable sized notice in a regular dutch newspaper it would cost about 1800 dollar.
    Also, it's really not a dying business, not in my country at least (and we do have a fairly high ratio of broadband penetration here). I would estimate around 30% of dead people get a death notice published.

  34. Printed media is dying by Illogical+Spock · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The newspapers are dying in it's today's form, not just the death notice market. I know that it will not happen tomorrow nor in the next 5 years, but it will eventually, as more and more people reads the news on the Internet. And the question here is not just the price (zero x something), but timing. In the past, you would need to wait until the next day to read about some big news in depth, as TV news tend to be just a highlight of the situation. But now? 5 minutes after anything happens you can track the news almost in real time, and not only in your local news sources, but around the world.

    The fact is that the Internet is changing every single thing we do, but impacted more extensively in printed materials. The news, the media, the classified ads, the yellow pages, the way we search for restaurants, etc. This is a good thing for sure, but in the process entire businesses will die, people will be unemployed and entire professions will be obsolete, like it happened in the past with cobblers, typewriter repairmen, etc. And then new professions will flourish, and the ones that adapt will be back in the marketing. More of the same, but this time in a much bigger scale.

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    1. Re:Printed media is dying by Illogical+Spock · · Score: 1

      (...) will be back TO THE MARKET (and not Marketing). ;-)

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  35. How many people read the death notices by FrankHS · · Score: 1

    How many people read the death notices in the paper? I'm guessing very few. So what is the point of paying for it?

  36. For that kind of price you could by netsys · · Score: 1

    Print many thousands of your own newspapers and have 4 pages to talk about that person and their death or life http://www.makemynewspaper.com/

  37. Obits.com exists... by John+Hasler · · Score: 1

    ...but isn't doing the obvious thing: running an ad-supported site on which obits can be posted for free.

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  38. The whole "Death Care Industry" is based on it. by Lord+Kano · · Score: 1

    The exploitation of grieving survivors is how funeral homes stay in business. $9k coffin? $2k floral arrangements? It's ridiculous. They know that people want to express their love and affection for the dead and convince them that they only way they can do that is to spend money on a bunch of expensive bullshit.

    LK

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  39. Social Networking by pjludlow · · Score: 1

    I'm 30, and while I don't expect on dying soon, if I did the best way to get the word out would be through Facebook. Sure one of my relatives could put an obit in the newspaper, but most of my friends would find out much faster and more efficiently if they got a notice of my passing-away as a status update. Even people that might not be connected to me directly would likely find out pretty quickly through those that were without too much extra effort. Sure that probably wouldn't work for a lot of people in older age groups, but if the trend is for more and more people to use social networking we might as well use those outlets to spread news that is worthwhile instead of constant updates of trivial information.

  40. Obligatory XKCD by jonaskoelker · · Score: 1
  41. Dead Tree Media Distribution is a Dodo Bird by RudyHartmann · · Score: 1

    The Dodo bird was a large pigeon that could not fly. When faced with predation and competition from other more versatile species that were not protected by island isolation, they became extinct. Newspapers as we knew them are media Dodos. Because they cannot fly to escape their predators, they will be overrun. I'm an old fart and still like reading stuff on paper. But I realize that this is an inefficient means of distributing information. My nostalgia does not prevent the inevitable extinction of the media sources that refuse to adapt. I still like reading a book in front of the fireplace, but my romantic notions won't forestall the demise of those that will not adapt.

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  42. Old one, but (almost) On Topic. by Myrddin+Wyllt · · Score: 2, Funny

    So Manny dies - Sarah rings the Golders Green Chronicle and says "My husband just passed away, how much do you charge for a Death Notice"
    "Ten pounds per word." comes the reply.
    "A little steep," says Sarah, "but at times like these it can't be helped - just write 'Manny's Dead'"
    "Sorry madam, but we have a fifty pound minimum charge"
    "Hmmm...Ok, well could you put 'Manny's Dead. Volvo for Sale.'?"

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  43. On the other hand... by edesio · · Score: 1

    Here in Belo Horizonte, Brazil, the local newspaper publishes plain death notes for free. If you want it adorned or specially formated you have to pay.

  44. Yea....its called the web...! by hesaigo999ca · · Score: 1

    Mostly, when my aunt died, everybody was asking where the funeral was, and where to send flowers, we gave them the funeral parlors card, and had a url made up for her passing. It was an obituary for her, with a sign in book for comments, and all the info needed for
    sending flowers or joining in for her funeral. This was all included in the service fee for the funeral, and I believe it is now common practice. So why would anyone have to spend even more money to let the press know what the family needs to know.

    The newspapers need to understand their time has passed, they just keep adding to bringing down the trees, otherwise the radio, net or tv is where i get my news....why waste paper like that?

  45. $450 is cheap ... by gordguide · · Score: 1

    ... for an obit in my experience. Our local paper (pop 230,000) would charge in the order of $2000 for 180 words. $450 would get you an obit roughly three times as long as this post.

  46. ROI by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 1

    Then you died. You know thousands of people face-to-face by name, who'd like to know that you're no longer around.

    I was recently involved in a funeral where the death notice cost about $1200 for a few days' publication, for something like 500 words. About 120 people showed up to the funeral, so your acquisition cost is about $10.

    It's cold all-around, but a well-attended funeral is very significant for a family, so the market charges what it can afford.

    It only notices the locals, though. An old friend of mine died last year and by time somebody thought to get access to his Facebook account, there really wasn't enough time to make a 300-mile trip for a funeral.

    Facebook is OK, though, for friends' family members. But not everybody is on Facebook and there's not yet a suitable way to codify one's complete social network and get alerts on it.

    It seems inevitable, though.

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