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South Park's Episode 201 — the Expurgated Version

Yesterday we mentioned the controversy facing Matt Stone and Trey Parker after last week's South Park (episode 200) depicted Muhammad, founder of Islam, concealed in a bear suit. Today, penguinman1337 writes "Apparently, all is not well over at Comedy Central. The heavily censored version of episode 201 that aired last night has a lot of people angry, including the show's creators." From their note: "In the 14 years we've been doing South Park we have never done a show that we couldn't stand behind. We delivered our version of the show to Comedy Central and they made a determination to alter the episode. It wasn't some meta-joke on our part. Comedy Central added the bleeps."

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  1. I wonder how long until it "accidentally" leaks by Rei · · Score: 4, Interesting

    onto BitTorrent.

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    1. Re:I wonder how long until it "accidentally" leaks by OS24Ever · · Score: 4, Informative

      You realize, the original episode that showed Mohammed before it wasn't cool to show Mohommed is on their website? here it is. Completely un-editied.

      I'm expecting the 201/202 episodes to be posted the same way.

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    2. Re:I wonder how long until it "accidentally" leaks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Informative

      >>We apologize that south park studios cannot stream this episode.

    3. Re:I wonder how long until it "accidentally" leaks by Velorium · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Uh, says now that they can't show it.

    4. Re:I wonder how long until it "accidentally" leaks by OS24Ever · · Score: 3, Interesting

      after last weeks and before this weeks episode you could play it. That sucks ass.

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    5. Re:I wonder how long until it "accidentally" leaks by ejtttje · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I verify, I specifically went back to re-watch this episode a few days ago.

      Bunch of cowards running things at Comedy Central administration. They clearly didn't learn the lesson of the Cartoon Wars episodes, every time you give in to bullies, you only embolden them to ask for more next time. So ironic to have South Parks' own network so clearly demonstrate the head-in-the-sand behavior which is being protested.

    6. Re:I wonder how long until it "accidentally" leaks by severoon · · Score: 5, Insightful

      For those of you that are unaware, the concern among Muslims about depicting Muhammad is based on a few hadith that warn against doing so to prevent idolatry. The worry is that any depiction could become the focus of worship, and the depiction itself could take the place of what it represents.

      Or, in other words, radical Muslims are fearful that a large faction of the faithful will splinter off and form a new denomination based on the worship of an episode of South Park. They're so anxious over this possibility, these groups have threatened to suborn the murder of Matt Stone & Trey Parker by dispatching roving death squads.

      Don't click away to a calendar app—I assure you, it is 2010 and this is actually happening. (And I understand why some of you with mod points might choose "Funny" for this post, which is totally fine, but I promise everyone that this is as unbiased an accounting of the facts as I find myself able to give.)

      By the way, if you happen to be a techno-savvy hard-line Muslim reading this post, I have one question for you: shouldn't your first problem, before Matt & Trey, be with the second most populous denomination of Islam, the Shi'a, who apparently have no problem with depictions of Muhammad? Is it off-base for me to ask that you sort this out amongst yourselves before requiring the non-believers to follow your religious edicts under threat of death?

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    7. Re:I wonder how long until it "accidentally" leaks by CaptSaltyJack · · Score: 5, Funny

      By the way, if you happen to be a techno-savvy hard-line Muslim reading this post

      Sorry, the techno-savvy hard-line Muslim can't come to the phone right now. He's out to lunch with the gadget-hoarding Amish electrical engineer.

    8. Re:I wonder how long until it "accidentally" leaks by Tenek · · Score: 4, Informative

      They're already working on the Shi'a.

    9. Re:I wonder how long until it "accidentally" leaks by skine · · Score: 4, Funny

      But they showed that episode in July 2001, and the attacks were in September 2001.

      So South Park caused the 9/11 attacks.

    10. Re:I wonder how long until it "accidentally" leaks by Jah-Wren+Ryel · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Bunch of cowards running things at Comedy Central administration. They clearly didn't learn the lesson of the Cartoon Wars episodes, every time you give in to bullies, you only embolden them to ask for more next time.

      Sounds like what's needed is for someone to threaten them unless they take the beeps out.

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    11. Re:I wonder how long until it "accidentally" leaks by Jah-Wren+Ryel · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I agree with your post, but what does a mainstream Muslim have in common with these people?

      Didja ya miss the part where he directed the question at any "techno-savvy hard-line Muslim reading this post?"
      It isn't like all sunni are hard-line or even close to it.

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    12. Re:I wonder how long until it "accidentally" leaks by TubeSteak · · Score: 3, Interesting

      By the way, if you happen to be a techno-savvy hard-line Muslim reading this post, I have one question for you: shouldn't your first problem, before Matt & Trey, be with the second most populous denomination of Islam, the Shi'a, who apparently have no problem with depictions of Muhammad? Is it off-base for me to ask that you sort this out amongst yourselves before requiring the non-believers to follow your religious edicts under threat of death?

      FYI - Shia represent 10%~15% of the ~1.5 billion muslims.
      And considering that they've been killing one another since the Sunni-Shia split in the 7th Century,
      I think it's fair to say that they've been busy sorting this out for the better part of 1,400 years.

      That aside, your question is a rhetorical flourish and completely devoid of substance.
      Do we ever tell the Pope to STFU because he disagrees with some other Christian Church 1/10th their size?

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    13. Re:I wonder how long until it "accidentally" leaks by amiga3D · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Well actually to Christians, Christ is the Son of God, not a prophet. The nice thing about Christianity though is that for the most part, with the exception of a few kooks, they're all content to leave it to God to handle unbelievers in the next life. If you don't want to believe that's fine. Either you're right, and it's all a fairy tale, or you're wrong and you'll burn in Hell. Too many Muslims seem anxious to take over Allah's job of punishing unbelievers. It's like they don't trust him to do the job properly or something.

    14. Re:I wonder how long until it "accidentally" leaks by amiga3D · · Score: 4, Informative

      It's not illegal in the US. There are a few countries where it'll cause you a world of hurt though.

    15. Re:I wonder how long until it "accidentally" leaks by WesternActor · · Score: 4, Insightful

      You could play it earlier today. I rewatched it this morning. By this afternoon, it was gone.

      Scary times, and even scarier when people like those at Comedy Central are determined to prove their cowardice to the world.

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    16. Re:I wonder how long until it "accidentally" leaks by MikeFM · · Score: 4, Funny

      If we could only give them more effective weapons maybe we could bring this issue to an end.

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    17. Re:I wonder how long until it "accidentally" leaks by OakDragon · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Yes, but they're brave enough to take on the Bush administration!

    18. Re:I wonder how long until it "accidentally" leaks by oamasood · · Score: 5, Informative

      I'm a practicing Muslim ("fundamentalist" if you prefer) but most Muslims and Islamic scholars do not espouse the RevolutionMuslim kind of ideology. The statements by RevolutionMuslim are mostly for intimidation purposes and will most likely have no bearings in reality.

    19. Re:I wonder how long until it "accidentally" leaks by bakes · · Score: 3, Insightful

      In order to do that someone will have to start a new religion based on South Park.

      What about a religion based on freedom of speech?

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    20. Re:I wonder how long until it "accidentally" leaks by AlamedaStone · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Before the current conflict in Iraq...brainwashed by Western media...

      This is the part where you are supposed to provide informative links to support your contention, and set us all free of this indoctrinated delusion perpetrated by Western media that the shia/sunni conflict started prior to 2003.

      Proceed.

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    21. Re:I wonder how long until it "accidentally" leaks by Skreems · · Score: 4, Insightful

      The nice thing about Christianity though is that for the most part, with the exception of a few kooks, they're all content to leave it to God to handle unbelievers in the next life.

      NOW they are. Try that attitude out against any time in the majority of the last 2000 years and see how far it would have gotten you.

      Christianity is no more or less violent than any other religion. It's just the core of the faith has been supported by societies that have moved toward more progressive values in recent years. I suspect this is largely by chance, and nothing to do with Christianity itself.

      It's much easier to find evidence to support whatever you want to believe in any religion than it is to find one definitive meaning in any of them.

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    22. Re:I wonder how long until it "accidentally" leaks by Kell+Bengal · · Score: 4, Funny

      Halal food and prayer rugs.

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    23. Re:I wonder how long until it "accidentally" leaks by Captain+CowHeart · · Score: 5, Interesting

      They believe that a book is divine and they adore a piece of rock and they are afraid of idolatry? This is something I will never understand.

    24. Re:I wonder how long until it "accidentally" leaks by TheLink · · Score: 4, Insightful

      > The statements by RevolutionMuslim are mostly for intimidation purposes and will most likely have no bearings in reality.

      There were some dead people who would probably have liked to still be able to disagree with you.

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    25. Re:I wonder how long until it "accidentally" leaks by jimicus · · Score: 4, Informative

      Let us say, for the sake of argument, that you live in the middle of the fucking desert a couple of thousand years ago.

      You are (by accident of birth) quite high in your society's hierarchy - but a lot of things that we take for granted these days simply don't exist in the middle of this fucking desert.

      There's no police force.

      There's no farm subsidies (though there are farmers, it's a hard life being a farmer in the middle of a fucking desert).

      The last couple of years have been tough - there's virtually no water (though the people in the next country have a number of rivers...). As a consequence, many of your people are starving.

      There may or may not be such a thing as conscription, but keeping morale up in your army is damn hard. You can barely feed them, FFS.

      There is precious little that would be recognised as a legal system two thousand years hence.

      There's no international aid - it's every man for himself.

      There's little education - those who aren't from a wealthy background (which 99% of your countrymen aren't) don't necessarily understand exactly how bad things are or how best to improve them.

      What your people need to survive is some better farmland. And you know exactly what you need to get it - water. Easiest way to get this is to re-settle as many people as you can next to the neighbour's river. Your neighbour is likely to object, however, so you'll have to take it by force. How on Earth do persuade thousands of people to take up arms and invade your neighbour?

      Well, like most leaders you're fundamentally a politician. Two thousand years from now you'd spin your people some line about how this neighbouring country has big scary weapons, but that doesn't work so well here because nuclear weapons aren't going to be invented for some time.

      The most powerful thing you have available is your own local myths and legends - which include legends about how the world was created by an all-powerful being. Most of your people believe pretty firmly in them. So you spin them a line about how this all-powerful being has promised them the world - on condition they take on any "non-believers". And by an amazing coincidence, there's a whole bunch of non-believers in the next country.

    26. Re:I wonder how long until it "accidentally" leaks by lpq · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Don't forget the quote of Christian Crusaders ... "Kill them and all and let God sort them out"...

      Christians do kill, they do bomb clinics, they do blow up buildings in Oklahoma -- just that most of them are not so included, but they organized well from all states in the US to overwhelm the electorate in the last California election to remove the rights of same sex people to marry.

      Monotheism is inherently antithetical to human life, as human life needs freedom and monotheism says there's only one way -- and ultimate it's followers enforce their beliefs on others. Until people realize that one-wayism is a threat to everyone, it will remain an insidious problem.

       

    27. Re:I wonder how long until it "accidentally" leaks by shadowknot · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Absolutely. Even the "nice" christians somehow find it in their heart to hate homosexuals, and their public stance against their civil rights is no less ugly because it's done with a smug smile.

      If you're a religious believer, you've already established yourself as partially insane

      It's interesting to me how you manage to both decry tolerance and display an utter lack of it so concisely in one post. Bravo biggot.

    28. Re:I wonder how long until it "accidentally" leaks by AlXtreme · · Score: 3, Insightful

      NOW they are. Try that attitude out against any time in the majority of the last 2000 years and see how far it would have gotten you.

      But we don't live in 1200 AD, we live in the present. At the moment Christianity is much less violent than Islam: it's that simple.

      Yes, Christianity did terrible things in the past but currently similar things are being done by Muslims. IMHO it is our ethical duty to stop religious insanity in the present, regardless of the past.

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    29. Re:I wonder how long until it "accidentally" leaks by TheVelvetFlamebait · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Christianity is no more or less violent than any other religion.

      This rings false to me. It seems you're implying that the violence level of "any other religion" is well-defined, as in, every other religion is more or less as violent as each other. I've never seen, for example, militant Buddhists. Well, perhaps a Buddhist (or someone claiming to be one) who is militant about something else, but no-one who spreads Buddhism by force.

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    30. Re:I wonder how long until it "accidentally" leaks by lpq · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Where does this "right" come from?

      From the Creator. The creator who creates love in peoples hearts. Why should the institutions and creations of man take precedence over the creators work? Same sex relationships are seen throughout nature. Yet in man, institutions that have turned their face away from God call this "sinful". It is those institutions that violate the sanctity of life and love in God's eyes.

      It is a man-made "church" that proclaims right and wrong and claims to speak for God -- yet their words go against the habits of creatures on this earth -- it pretty obvious that they are "unnatural" -- a perversion of the natural order God established. Let each be attracted to who they will and be in alignment with God's blessings.

      If it's politically correct to say it or not the fact remains that homosexuality differs from the norm and is, biologically speaking, of no use to furthering the human species.

      It doesn't need to be furthered -- it needs to be nurtured. Men on the make ain't doing alot of nuturing any time I've seen. Once married, maybe, Male couples can nuture as well -- when love flourishes -- as it does among female couples. IT's not as easy for male couples but it's relatively easy for for female couples to reproduce -- and with science, with each others genes!
      But that's not really the point of love. It's about loving and giving to another, love without an agenda -- a type of love that heterosexual couples find it harder to experience.

      It is an inherrently selfish pursuit that leaves the notion of service to your fellow man (make jokes about that if you like!) completely out of the picture.

      Not having children and devoting your life to science and art is selfish? Not having children is selfish? How about men who have to spread their seed into an over populated world who disproportionally will be the ones to leave their partner to raise a child alone? Who's selfish here? Statistically, it's the men who walk. You can be sure that gay couples won't be so selfish as to use impregnation as a way of enslavement or blithely leave behind single parents or children on the street.
      Statistics and reality don't backup your claims of selfishness. Caring first for themselves and their partners is doing the earth alot more good than those who are polluting the world with more uncared for and uncherished children (not that all are, but a sizable percentage of your supposedly "not selfish" net parents will produce such a result).

      Normalization of homosexuality is foolish as it is (mathematically speaking) not normal.
      Mathematically speaking, left handers are not normal. Should we pass laws to stop them from marrying? They might pass on left handed genes...

      If you think about it -- if gays do marry, they will be less likely to reproduce than their het counterparts, and genetically, they won't contribute as much to the gene pool -- but if honored and accepted into society, they will help raise the standard of living for today. Since they have no children of their own -- many make great workers in child care -- or would if it wasn't for anti-gay propaganda. By any measure -- absolute or per-capital, more heterosexual males are abusers of children than any other group. NOT gay men. And lesbians? I've heard of a few freak incidents of a woman with lesbian inclinations going over the edge, but those I've who like to be around children are very caring and make ideal child care workers -- they don't have to go home to take care of their own.

      Opening recognition for gay couples leaves the floodgates open for polygimous groups and other non-traditional spousal units to get their "rights" recognized.

      And??

      "It takes a village to raise a child" used to be common sense. Children were better off when groups of adults were around to interact with them. In today's society, having only 2 adults, both of whom are

    31. Re:I wonder how long until it "accidentally" leaks by God'sDuck · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Christians do have the advantage in the "whose religion is inherently violent" mudslinging match that nobody was killed in Jesus name while Jesus was alive, or while any of his students were alive, or their students, or their students, or their students, or their students. It took several HUNDRED YEARS for people to start killing in Jesus name. Why? Because Jesus made it very clear you were not supposed to kill in his name, even to the point of literally turning your other cheek to somebody who was slapping you in the face. It was not until Christianity became the dominant regional religion and rulers began looking for justifications for political wars and capital punishment that killings began, and then continued in force for ~1300 years, largely until the enlightenment pulled out a lot of dusty verses.
       
      Muhammad, on the other hand, personally led the Muslim armies: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Muhammad#Beginning_of_armed_conflict

    32. Re:I wonder how long until it "accidentally" leaks by DJRumpy · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I suspect Christianity's new found 'peaceful' resolution came about when governments told them to mind their own business. When they lost the power to sway law in the US and Europe, they in turn had to comply with a slew of new restrictions to what they could and couldn't do. Agree with the parent. Christianity was an extreme force for violence, and could be again. Imagine if religion was allowed to blend with Law in the U.S. Now imagine the more radical folks who tend to push those agenda and the 'ideals' they strive for. I could definitely see that evoking violence, either through resistance or compliance.

      In the middle east, Religion and Law or intermixed freely. Look at the violence created by such a mix.

      If there is one thing that I think absolutely made things better in the US was a Separation of Church and State.

    33. Re:I wonder how long until it "accidentally" leaks by Richard_at_work · · Score: 3, Informative

      The Christian law is 'thou shalt not murder', not 'thou shalt not kill' - and yes, there is a distinction.

    34. Re:I wonder how long until it "accidentally" leaks by Toze · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Christianity is no more or less violent than any other religion.

      Oh, well, that explains recent art like "Piss Pope" and "Chocolate Jesus." And abortion clinics. And Dawkins having a death sentence pronounced on him by the Archbishop of Canterbury. People are constantly terrified that some Christian might explode them if they say bad things. Good thing you cleared that up.

      I think maybe you meant to say that Christianity has been as violent as any other religion, in which case, sure. But for people alive today, it seems much less violent than some other options. This is like whining that Germany is "no more or less racist than any other nation" when talking about Rwanda because, you know, the Germans had a period of being complete dicks. Sure, past actions impact the present, but that doesn't mean there's a moral equivalence in the current situation.

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    35. Re:I wonder how long until it "accidentally" leaks by Toze · · Score: 4, Interesting
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    36. Re:I wonder how long until it "accidentally" leaks by Nursie · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I fail to see the intolerance there.

      Sure, there's an insult, but he's not calling for them to be banned/beheaded/banished or anything.

    37. Re:I wonder how long until it "accidentally" leaks by Nursie · · Score: 3, Insightful

      No true Scotsman eh?

      "The black ink is just the backstory, the message and teaching is in red."

      LOL.

      So someone has sat down and decided this? They got to decide what are the real teachings and rules and what aren't?

      Face it, like most religious people, you're picking and choosing which bits you think apply to you based on your own values. You don't follow the religion, you fit it around yourself.

    38. Re:I wonder how long until it "accidentally" leaks by hesiod · · Score: 4, Interesting

      He's attempting to redefine "tolerance" as "loving acceptance", which is all too common these days.

  2. Knee bone is connected to the... by denzacar · · Score: 4, Insightful

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  3. Throw their weight around by MBGMorden · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Honestly, Trey Parker and Matt Stone basically prop up Comedy Central. They only have, what, 3 shows that are really big? The Daily Show, The Colbert Report, and South Park. South Park seems to be the top even in that category. Comedy Central needs them more than the other way around. Hell South Park has enough following that it could be profitably distributed as a web series and still make plenty of money from ads and merchandise sales.

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    1. Re:Throw their weight around by rolfwind · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I think you overestimate the current profitability of the online audience... hell, South Park even made fun the difficulty to monetize online success in "Canada on Strike", a relatively recent episode.

      Otherwise, I agree with you, those 3 shows carry comedy central. Comedy Central tries to strike out on other good shows but they usually suck, whether cartoons (Drawn Together, Ugly Americans) or shows like Tosh.0.

      Hell, reruns of Futurama is their 4th biggest thing, but seeing the same 60 episodes gets old fast... hopefully the new ones will be good.

    2. Re:Throw their weight around by Hatta · · Score: 3, Insightful

      If The Simpsons on Hulu can be more profitable than on network TV, why would you think South Park wouldn't be able to pull better ad revenues online than on cable?

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  4. Re:You don't say by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    At the risk of my good karma, you're a moron. They didn't censor the part with Jesus watching porn, or Buda doing lines of coke, they censored the speaking of the word "prophet muhammed" and the "I learned something today" speech that didn't even mention muhammed. All because people are scared of offending muslims.

  5. Give them an inch by interkin3tic · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Ah, comedy central has made it clear that in response to death threats, they'll censor themselves. I'm sure that will be the last time religious nuts get their panties in a twist and threaten them with violence because they're angry. After all, religious fundamentalism goes hand in hand with being reasonable.

    Wonder if we'll ever see Colbert gagged because some right-wing "hutatree" terrorist realized they were being made fun of...

    1. Re:Give them an inch by feepness · · Score: 5, Funny

      Ah, comedy central has made it clear that in response to death threats, they'll censor themselves.

      Someone needs to death threat them into releasing the episode.

    2. Re:Give them an inch by Kenja · · Score: 5, Funny

      So we respond in kind. Threaten violence if they censor stuff. I'm sure they'll respond in a reasonable manor.

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  6. The media really are pussies by Sycraft-fu · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I am more than a little tired of this crap of "Oh we have to be culturally sensitive towards the Muslims." No, we don't. We don't need to be culturally sensitive to anyone. I liked Philip Pullman's talk about this general idea when he said "No one has the right to live without being shocked, no one has the right to spend their life without being offended." (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HQ3VcbAfd4w&feature=player_embedded).

    The media needs to learn that about the Muslims as well. They aren't a special group any more than Christians or Atheists or anyone else. If they want to get whiny about people making fun of them the answer needs to be "Shut up, nobody cares," and then go back to making fun.

    A very important part of free speech is the ability to make fun of things, including, maybe even especially, the things people hold sacred.

    1. Re:The media really are pussies by couchslug · · Score: 4, Insightful

      "A very important part of free speech is the ability to make fun of things, including, maybe even especially, the things people hold sacred."

      An even more important part of free speech is the right to attack and ridicule any belief and any person. This is vital to freedom because otherwise restraints on speech will be exploited to censor debate and stop opposition.

      As for the superstitions of the desert, it would be nice if their followers had but one throat and my hands were on it.

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    2. Re:The media really are pussies by interkin3tic · · Score: 5, Funny

      The media needs to learn that about the Muslims as well. They aren't a special group any more than Christians or Atheists or anyone else. If they want to get whiny about people making fun of them the answer needs to be "Shut up, nobody cares," and then go back to making fun.

      As an agnostic I'm possibly offended that agnostics weren't specifically mentioned in that statement at all. Maybe offended. I mean, I have no real proof one way or the other.

    3. Re:The media really are pussies by Erinnys+Tisiphone · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Sensible Christians can smile at themselves. Sensible Atheists can smile at themselves. Sensible Catholics can smile at themselves. Sensible Hindus can smile at themselves... And so on... This is a sacrifice we have to make to coexist with the rest of the planet in globalized society. Taking oneself too seriously all of the time (at others' expense) is an indication that one has absolutely no willingness to permit others to be different.

  7. The terrorists have won by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The heavily censored version of episode 201 that aired last night has a lot of people angry, including the show's creators.

    The terrorists have won.

    1. Re:The terrorists have won by gyrogeerloose · · Score: 5, Informative

      The terrorists have won.

      They won on October 26, 2001, the day that George W. Bush signed the USA PATRIOT Act into law.

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  8. Mohamad == pedo bear by QuantumG · · Score: 5, Funny

    Come get me you extremist fucktards.

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  9. Re:You don't say by eln · · Score: 4, Insightful

    According to the statement by Matt and Trey, the final speech (which in the broadcast version was nothing but an extremely long beep) didn't even mention Muhammed, it was about intimidation and fear. Comedy Central really went way overboard on the censoring of this episode. Hopefully whenever their current contract expires they can take South Park to a network that isn't run by a bunch of gutless cowards (if such a thing even exists anymore).

    Personally, I thought the whole two-part episode kind of sucked anyway, but the overzealous censoring of the second part was just ridiculous.

  10. The terrorists win! by NetNinja · · Score: 5, Insightful

    And this is what happens when you let terrorists censor you.

    1. Re:The terrorists win! by Kozz · · Score: 3, Insightful

      And this is what happens when you let terrorists censor you.

      It's more (worse) than that. I know you didn't literally mean what you said (as the terrorists don't run Comedy Central... I don't think). It is that CC is censoring its own broadcast out of fear, not because of a decree from another governing entity.

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  11. Re:You don't say by MrMista_B · · Score: 5, Informative

    Because while Christians will turn the other cheek, and Buddhists likewise, Muslims will fucking kill you.

  12. 1984? by adbge · · Score: 4, Interesting

    This kind of draconian censorship is unacceptable. Go tell Comedy Central why you'll no longer be watching:

    http://www.comedycentral.com/help/questionsCC.jhtml

    1. Re:1984? by VoiceInTheDesert · · Score: 5, Interesting

      I just went to that link and submitted this:

      "I just want you guys to know that in bowing to pressure from a bunch of religious radicals, you have successfully offended millions of Americans who believe freedom of speech needs to be preserved and protected. You have failed the american people and let the agents of terror dictate your actions.

      Now that you have set this precedent, radicals know that all they have to do to get their way is to threaten with violence. Thanks for setting back hundreds of years worth of progressive thought and returning us to the days when the church gets to dictate what the masses can view."

    2. Re:1984? by TheRaven64 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      You might need to re-read 1984 yourself. One of the points was that the Party itself was not actually that powerful; it appeared so because most people were willing to censor their own speech and even thoughts (see: doublethink). The Party only needed to worry about the people who weren't.

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    3. Re:1984? by mikael_j · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Ah, the classic "it's not censorship if it's not the government" argument.

      The problem is that if all the major sources of entertainment and news choose to censor themselves then you still end up with a situation that's just as bad as government censorship, it's just the reasons for censorship that are different (money + fear instead of ideology).

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  13. Re:Something funny about all this by eln · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Maybe since the ending speech (according to the link) was all about intimidation and fear, Comedy Central thought it would be too blatantly hypocritical to actually air it.

  14. Re:You don't say by Le+Marteau · · Score: 5, Insightful

    > All because people are scared of offending muslims.

    The are not scared of offending Muslims, per se. They are scared of being murdered. Their fear is not unfounded and is with precedent.

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  15. Muslims... You don't say by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Muslims told everyone else how to behave and what they are allowed to say?

    You don't say?

    I thought it was a coincidence that many of the most theocratic, oppressive, and evil regimes justify their existence with Islam.

    This was of course the point of the South Park episode. They insulted every religion in the world in that episode, and only one threatened violence and managed to get their bit censored. It's 2010 and Islam is stuck in the 1300s. It's impact on the world is violent, pushy, and fascist.

    1. Re:Muslims... You don't say by _Sprocket_ · · Score: 3, Funny

      You're pretty ignorant if you believe they offended "every religion in the world". *cough* Confucianism *cough* Daoism *cough* unimaginable other amounts of religions based off of Native American, African, tribes or other versions of Christianity, Judiasm, etc. etc. etc.

      They were offended by not being included.

    2. Re:Muslims... You don't say by ArcherB · · Score: 3, Insightful

      It's 2010 and Islam is stuck in the 1300s. It's impact on the world is violent, pushy, and fascist.

      That is unfair to the majority of modern and progressive muslims. The image of Islam we all see is distorted by media coverage, and muslims are usually as irritated as we are by violent, pushy, and fascist muslims.

      Maybe so, but the image of planes flying into buildings, reporters being beheaded, gays being hung, women getting stoned because they had the audacity to get raped and endless missiles launched into neighborhoods from elementary schools tend to leave more of an impression than the puff piece about the Muslim immigrant who saved a kitten from a tree.

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  16. Re:You don't say by jayhawk88 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    It's also interesting in the way they chose to censor it. Tom Cruise got censored when he "received Mohammed's goo", but it was done in the exact same way Mohammed in the bear suit was, implying a joke. Presumably Matt and Trey did not have Tom transform into Mohammed, since not showing Mohammed was the joke to begin with; perhaps he transformed into a bear suit too or something along those lines. Whatever was really there, CC had no need to censor the image of Cruise, since Muslims would not have had a problem with Cruise in a bear suit or whatever. Censoring him in the same way was, again, a joke.

    As for the end speech being entirely bleeped, if it's true that it didn't mention Mohammed at all, then bleeping it makes no sense at all. This is the network that had no problem with 216 utterances of the word shit after all; what could Stan and Kyle possibly been saying that was so offensive? Again, it seemed like this was a joke, poking fun at the whole censorship thing.

    What's disturbing here is that, if it's true CC made these censors without Matt and Trey's knowledge, then they were not only censoring, but adding or changing jokes in the episode as well. Censorship is one thing, but creatively changing an episode...I would think that from the creators eyes that would be even worse, and I can't believe CC would dare do such a thing.

    Despite the statement, I'm still not convinced this isn't all some big hoax or joke. The censoring done in the episode just doesn't make any sense, unless it's part of the episode, jokes about the whole situation.

  17. Free Publicity Rules! by Beelzebud · · Score: 3, Insightful

    To me this smells like one giant PR stunt.

  18. Pathetic by kuwan · · Score: 4, Insightful

    What Comedy Central did was absolutely pathetic. Parker & Stone had already self-censored the episode by not actually showing any pictures of Muhammad and the way they did it was absolutely hilarious. But apparently you can't even speak the work "Muhammad" on Comedy Central. That Comedy Central allows them to ridicule anything and everything - any and all other religions are open game - but when it comes to anything Islam-related suddenly there's a whole new set of rules. Hypocrisy and cowardice at its finest.

    I hope that the uncensored version makes its way out soon.

  19. Re:You don't say by StrategicIrony · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I think that's supposed to read

    "are supposed to turn the other cheek"

    The christianists in the bible belt haven't followed Jeebus for a long ass time.

  20. The media makes it worse... by socz · · Score: 4, Insightful

    This morning I heard "so who is really to blame? The creators of south park who write the offensive satire or those who are making the threats of possible violence and death? Well, obviously those making threats are wrong, but what about the creators?"

    So lets see, at least in the United States of America we have the beleif of "Freedom of Speech" right? That means we can dissent when we feel especially strong about something.

    So I figure, for anyone who says "the creators are wrong in their satire" just opens the door for "those hippies supporting marijuana" (Viva Marijuana was the sign I saw this morning on the way to work) to also be "censored."

    Oh but that's totally different right? Lets move to 'scientology.' Why should they not be allowed to censor people? Political groups? Schools? Religions with abuse scandals? Where/when do we stop censoring?

    The best and most straightforward argument I have heard regarding this is:
    "South Park has made fun of Christians, Jews, people of different ethnicities and organizations. But none other than the Muslims have threatened violence before." That should tell us where the real problem lies.

    From my point of view, when I first saw South Park I was offended (Jesus Christ Vs. Santa Claus). But as time passed and I gave it a chance... eventually viewing it when it came on Comedy Central I enjoyed it. As a matter of fact, I regularly recommend it to people when key issues come up. Such as their red cross/catholic scandal episode.

    Finally, what happened with Issac Hayes was tragic but eye opening. He shows that "I can be part of something (great) that covers a lot of subjects - that consequently offend everyone at some point or other, as long as it doesn't offend me or my beliefs."

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  21. Re:You don't say by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I think that's supposed to read

    "are supposed to turn the other cheek"

    The christianists in the bible belt haven't followed Jeebus for a long ass time.

    Sure, but by that same token, I seriously doubt the Koran explicitly advocates killing people indiscriminately.

  22. Re:You don't say by uncanny · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Why is this modded troll? are you kidding me? maybe the "nerds" on here get the luxury of working only with other nerds, however i have to work with two conservative, gun crazy people who sit there and every day complain about "the government is trying to disarm the american people, we need to buy more guns". One day one of them said "we need to just round up all the muslims and shoot them" holy crap, dont realize if you know this, but that's called ethnic cleansing!! Yeah, there are "gun-toting americans" that i'm more afraid to be around then any of the muslims i went to school with! sorry for the rant

  23. Re:You don't say by SanityInAnarchy · · Score: 4, Informative

    Both of them do, actually. The Bible advocates stoning many people under various circumstances, and the Qur'an has a few specific instructions for dealing with infidels, including killing apostates.

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  24. Re:You don't say by MightyMartian · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Never the less, there has to be a point where the West stands up for its hard won values, and not just against Islamists, but against governments who are equally terrified of our liberties.

    What this whole debacle, and every single time some group or another decides their religious beliefs trump free speech demonstrates is pathetic cowardice and utter immaturity. I truly pity those so frightened of words that they feel they have to threaten violence. I can't imagine being that craven and worthless.

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  25. Re:You don't say by jaxtherat · · Score: 5, Funny

    RTFK

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  26. Re:You don't say by Rijnzael · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I also doubt that as well. Nonetheless, many Islamic scholars who wish to justify the hatred they feel and the violence they desire against those they perceive as enemies have and continue to advocate such indiscriminate killing. I think this Youtube video adequately describes some of the problems with Islam as a whole: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NyNQ1zc-q74

  27. Why is Islam special? by adamofgreyskull · · Score: 3, Insightful
    I'm not being funny, but South Park has made fun of a lot of other religions and as far as I know, have not received death threats from any of them. This is what I remember, but you can see for yourself at Wikipedia:
    • Atheism
    • Christianity - (Jesus's public access show, etc.)
    • Mormonism - (Complete deconstruction/mockery of the articles of faith, mockery of John Smith)
    • Catholicism - (General mockery, representation of priests as homosexual paedophiles, queen spider controlling the religion)
    • Scientology - (Do I need to elaborate?)

    What's more, they've even depicted Muhammad before!! In the episode Super Best Friends. It boggles the mind that followers of a religion of love can be so hateful over something so mind-bogglingly ridiculous.

  28. Send your complaints to Comedy Central by Henry+Pate · · Score: 4, Informative
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  29. Islam is dangerous. by unity100 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    If any of you have actually read koran, you will know - it is not only a religious text, intending to govern inner space of an individual. It is a fully laden constitution, complete with civil and criminal law. Everything, ranging from how to distribute inheritance to what 'rights' minorities can have in an islamic society, is tied to concrete rules there. Curiously, most of the rules contained therein are similar with hedjaz tribal customs and laws (particularly quraish tribe) from pro mohammad times.

    However, because koran is the 'unchanged' word of god (so says islam), it is unobjectionable. Add to that the fact that islam based on koran is put forth as the only way to live for muslims in koran, it makes islam impossible to coexist with any other social system or law. This is the cause of the friction in countries that are not from middle east, have modern legislations, and muslim minorities.

    Egyptian reformers tried to deal with these, tried to 'modernize' islam, and 'reinterpret' koran in the light of modern principles. Results were disastrous. Some of them were killed, some of them had to flee the country, and some of them had to shut up. The struggle continues even to this day. Because koran is put forth as unchanged word of god, it is impossible to find any excuse to reinterpret it. And because you cant reinterpret it, you cant make it compatible with modern principles and views.

    And this creates the basis of power for islamism, ie the noticeable segment of muslim organizations that intend to create a one world sharia government. It is impossible to argue against them, because of the above issues.

    Ironically, muslims also suffer oppression from this, because the direct interpretation of koran, well, comes up medieval. If you attempt to fully adhere to islam, numerous civil oppressions become inevitable, due to the rulings set in koran. However, mild muslims, a noticeable percentage of muslim population around the world, also cant argue against this, because it is set in koran, and koran is unchanged word of god.

    Until these issues are solved, islam will be creating problems and not be able to fit in.

    (any muslim slashdotters, please spare me the 'you dont know real islam' shit, i was a muslim once and i studied koran at length, with cross references to mohammad's hadith, unless many of so called muslims which use that bullshit excuse despite not having ever read koran once. so save it).

    1. Re:Islam is dangerous. by GooberToo · · Score: 4, Interesting

      However, because koran is the 'unchanged' word of god (so says islam)

      Interestingly enough, we now have proof that isn't true. Islam maintains the Koran is as it always has been and that it is unchanged, literal transcription of Mohammed. That's why they condemn the Christian Bible and the Jewish Torah. Turns out, the Koran has been proved to be in flux as late as 160+ years AFTER Mohamed died.

      Naturally Islam is claiming everything from blasphemy to the work of Satan. Some even claim the West created this Koran in question and planted it within the hidden set of text to be "discovered" again so as to discredit Islam and the Koran.

      Oddly enough, if you take the Koran as literal truth, it is itself mandating you understand the Koran is not true. Makes me wonder how many people are likely to die in the future as more and more come to understand the book which open touts it is both the literal word and unchanging truth, has in fact been changed by man and remained in flux well after Mohammed's death; which is contrary to ALL Islamic teachings. Even worse, the Koran argues all text which has been changed by man has been corrupted by Satan; which is why they largely ignore the old testament and Torah despite being squarely rooted in it. In short, the Koran it self now argues the Koran is the work of Satan and can not be trusted any more than the Torah or the Old Testament.

    2. Re:Islam is dangerous. by unity100 · · Score: 4, Informative

      they are. but, in addition to koran, second tier of islam is mohammad's hadith, ie what he said. after that, his sunnet comes, which is the way he lived. the separations of sects in islam mainly start from that third point. some follow mohammad's life as example (sunnis) some dont. some follow his relatives (shiites). and so on. fundamentalism from koran remains same in all sects.

    3. Re:Islam is dangerous. by Bemopolis · · Score: 3, Insightful

      So, in a church it's called "the word of God Almighty"; in a court of law it's called "hearsay".

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  30. Re:I asked the question by Areyoukiddingme · · Score: 4, Interesting

    The world used to work that way. We call that period in history the Dark Ages for a reason...

  31. He is by unity100 · · Score: 5, Informative

    and he is right to be afraid. even egyptian reformers were killed, just because they proposed the possibility of maaaybe reinterpreting koran with today's principles.

  32. No, they have not. by khasim · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The terrorists only win when we lose the will to fight for our Freedoms.

    If anything, this shows that Comedy Central has surrendered to terrorism.

    But Matt and Trey are still fighting for Freedom of Speech.

  33. Re:You don't say by Rewind · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Well thats the old part. I am hardly a theology scholar, but I think (could be wrong) a lot of the stuff in the new testament was ment to invalidate the old stuff, like stoning. So if someone is doing it for Jebus then they should be likewise against that stuff. If they just follow the old testament then they aren't really Christains, but that would be some valid form of religion I guess.

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  34. Re:Religion: source of all evil by MrHanky · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Perhaps not so much afraid of Islamist terrorists as of the dreaded -1, off topic, I suspect.

  35. They won't back down to whacko Christian threats by Shivetya · · Score: 4, Insightful

    and I am sure Jewish and Hindu would be ignored.

    No, they backed down for two reasons. The radical Islamic groups are known to carry out their threats. The current trend in upper American government is to treat these loons with kid gloves all based on this idiot idea if we are nice to them they will be nice to us. The fact is they totally dictate to the media what the media can say. One or more of their kind makes a real threat but others "the supposedly peaceful side" claims that its not what it seems and that the people who dared to say something bad about Islam are the real problem. It works out so well and we read about it daily.

    They fear them rightfully so but their reaction is still wrong. The reason this fear and threat can persist is because far too many leaders want to act magnanimous in declaring they will turn the other cheek. This is nothing more than the good old policies of liberal lore where certain races are predisposed to violence, theft, or just need help getting an education because they don't have the ability to do good on their own. Condescending through and through

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  36. Re:You don't say by niko9 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I'm a gun toting American! I'm also a liberal, and an atheist, and I live in New York City. What exactly does "turning one's cheek" have to do with with carrying a firearm? You do realize that part in the bible about "turning cheeks" had to do with petty insults, right? You do realize that the overwhelming majority of _law abiding_ persons who own/carry firearms do so with the knowledge that they are only to be used only the event of IMMINENT FEAR OF DEATH AND/OR GRIEVOUS BODILY HARM. Even the disciples carried swords, you dimwit. With that said...

    A paradoy of your deity might be considered a petty insult. This is the instance where you turn the other cheek. You don't go around killing people for this petty shit.

  37. Fake Controversy by malv · · Score: 3, Informative

    Revolution Muslim is a false-flag organization. Both the leaders are "supposide" Jewish converts. Here's an image of one of the leaders carrying a sign that misspells "Jews" as "Juice" (a Jew that can't spell 'Jew' correctly?)

    http://atlasshrugs2000.typepad.com/atlas_shrugs/2008/12/death-to-the-ju.html [typepad.com]

    The pair is often featured on CNN and Fox News. I don't even think they have any actual followers.

    There is some information collected about the pair here:

    http://catholicforum.fisheaters.com/index.php?topic=3427255.0 [fisheaters.com]

  38. Re:You don't say by Animaether · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Ask Japan what happens when you go suicidal on the US.

    You get a few nukes dropped on you, scores of people die, then you move on with your life and build one of the most powerful and technologically advanced (albeit still suicidal) societies on Earth?

    Sounds almost like a plan.

  39. Why THIS time Muhammed ? by RapmasterT · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Funny how no Muslims gave a crap that south Park already showed Muhammed in full face glory, and conversed with him during the Super Best Friends episode...but that was years before the Dutch cartoon crisis that made us all "sensitive". Frankly, the idea that Muslims are being portrayed as irrational, murderous, religious fanatics is more disturbing than any insult SP might offer. Muslims should be pissed that everyone thinks they'll flare up into terrorism at every sideways glance at their faith. or conversely, if Muslims really ARE that prone to murderous violence, that's kind of important to know too, and we should do something about it. yes, I am actually saying that if a group of people are one off color joke away from committing murder, we need to "do something" about them.

  40. Re:You don't say by Aladrin · · Score: 5, Insightful

    And there are Muslims that I'm more afraid to be around than the 'gun-toting Americans' I went to school with.

    What's your point?

    (For record, I know what you were trying to say, and it's bullshit. There are crazies in every group. Just because some asshole said he wants to kill Muslims is no reason to brand all 'gun-toting Americans' as genocide-supporters.

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  41. Re:You don't say by GNUALMAFUERTE · · Score: 3, Interesting

    That reminds me of Bill Hicks. He always said that there were always some crazy christians that would bother him after the show (specially in the south), and they would go:

    "Buddy, come here" (pushing him) "Hey, come here (push)" then he would push away with his hand, while saying "come here .... not a physics major".

    And then ...

      - We are christians, we don't like what you said
      - Then forgive me.

    "Later, when i was hanging from the tree ..."

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  42. Re:You don't say by Monkeedude1212 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    It's easy to bash on Comedy Central when you aren't the one in danger.

    Where is it written that innocent television broadcasters need to put their lives on the line to adhere to your ideals?

  43. Re:You don't say by Anonymous+Psychopath · · Score: 4, Insightful

    When one is presented with contradictory instructions, one chooses the instruction that fits what one wants to do.

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  44. What a bunch of whining, gutless fucking pussies. by helgihg · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Man, am I getting tired of muslims being offended. Hey, muslims, here's a news flash! WE'RE ALL OFFENDED! ALL THE TIME! People with half the guts of a mouse just live with it, and it's not rocket science, either. You just... live with it. It's really just that simple, and you're not beyond it. Get over yourselves, you whining, gutless, fucking pussies.

  45. Re:You don't say by Dishevel · · Score: 4, Insightful
    Yupppers. The Pope is a fucking pedo protector. We know this. I do not like the catholic church anyway. At least though they are not threatening to kill me because I mentioned it. To continue the fun.

    "Fuck that Pedo The Prophet Muhammed!"

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  46. Re:You don't say by Hurricane78 · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Man, you sound like Cheney. When you aim south, somebody’s going to get shot in the north! ^^

    Or in other words: You deserve an award for how much you miss the point. (And not a good award.)

    Protip: There was a time when Christians acted like this. It’s called THE DARK AGES!
    It was a desperate time. With crusades, inquisitions, but most of all, power-greedy dicks controlling people.
    This is the exact same thing now. Only in the Muslim world.
    It does not matter AT ALL, which “religion” it is.
    Because religion really is a protective mechanism gone haywire, causing a delusional reality distortion. Which is then used by some real immoral assholes, to manipulate people, to do shit like this.

    But your anger only fuels it even more. And I think you know this, and do it deliberately. Or at least should know it, if you want to call yourself educated and better.
    What do you think you going to get, by acting like a dick and strengthening their disease even more?

    Wanna know how to get them out of their delusion? The same thing as with schizophrenia: Offer them a better alternative, and let them keep their pride. Let them migrate to that better alternative, until they simply stop having the need for the delusion.
    Then they naturally will stop caring for “Muhammed”.

    Of course this is easier said than done. But I don’t see an alternative. Or do you really want to insult and kill disabled people? I couldn’t be that heartless. Because it would make me no betther than the mullahs or them.

    Wanna know what I do when I meet a religious extremist?
    I do a little nice gesture, that makes their life better, and causes them to instantly like me.
    When I do it right, and give them some time, I can pull a joke on Muhammed, and they won’t hate me, but join in in it.
    The little glimmer of hope that we’re actually nice people and will together make things good, is already enough.
    Try it. And you may even make your enemies your allies. :)

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  47. The terrorists have won by frovingslosh · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The terrorists made threats, and in response Comedy Central gave the terrorists what they wanted. The terrorists have won.

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  48. Flex your rights by WilyCoder · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Trey and Matt should have Mohammed in every fucking episode they air from now on. I don't just mean in the intro to the show, I mean like a new character like one of the boys.

    Let those censoring assholes fucking WORK to achieve censorship...

  49. Yeah damnit by Colin+Smith · · Score: 4, Insightful

    . The current trend in upper American government is to treat these loons with kid gloves all based on this idiot idea if we are nice to them they will be nice to us.

    You should go over there and bomb them into... Wait, didn't you do that already?

     

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  50. Re:Ya well by Sollord · · Score: 3, Informative

    Give the troops the same ROE we used in WW2 or what the enemy uses and it will all over in a very short time. It takes a lot of money, time, and effort to not just level an entire city and kill everyone in it then move onto the next city and repeat. Winning an old fashion dirty war is easy compared to the politically correct clean "wars" we have to fight now. War is supposed to be hell on earth so the US hasn't fought a real dirty war since at least Vietnam if not Korea. The US military could wipe out the entire Middle East if they had the kill it all policy most liberal think it does because winning hearts and minds is a bitch of task even if it seems ot be mostly pointless in the end.

  51. Re:You don't say by joebagodonuts · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Bullshit. They DID sign up to let South Park offend everyone. They've made a killing giving South Park free reign. It's hypocritical as hell for them to suddenly do otherwise.

    If it isn't OK, then it isn't OK - even if you will make a lot of money. That's my issue with this. If CC is going to make a decision that says "we don't want to offend" then apply that principle equally. But don't puss out because someone made a threat. Stand up for the principles you've stood by to this point; "We don't give a shit about sensibilities because it make us boatloads of money"

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  52. the fucking crazy thing is by commodoresloat · · Score: 4, Informative

    The guy in the bear suit wasn't even Muhammed. As became clear in episode 201, it was fucking Santa Claus. So these idiots who posted the threat on the website were essentially upset because Santa Claus was represented in a bear suit that a bunch of redheads had been tricked into believing was Muhammed. Just wrong on so many levels.

    And by the way, the idiots who posted the threat really are just idiots posting on a website, not representative even of jihadist Muslims much less of mainstream or even "hardline" Muslims.

  53. this is a job by circletimessquare · · Score: 4, Funny

    for anonymous

    where are you hordes of slovenly /b/tards?

    scientology was a dwarf. before you stands the goliath of muslim fundamentalism. take an aim and swing. i want images of muhammad every fucking where

    do you what you do best oh great low iq hivemind

    do it for the EPIC LULZ

    UNLEASH THE MUHAMMAKRAKEN

    NINE THOUSAND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AND ONE NIGHTS!!!!!!

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  54. force is lack of moral authority by blueworm · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Any time force is threatened, the threatening party has lost moral authority. If you seek to affect moral change in somebody, then your own representation of your ideals should be enough to convince them.

  55. You are very confused by Sycraft-fu · · Score: 3, Insightful

    The problem with the situation in Iraq is that the US's goal was to occupy the country and bring about a peaceful democracy. That is a tough goal when the people don't want it and the army isn't designed for it. The US has never had an army of conquest, it is not an army with massive manpower needed to occupy a country. It is an army designed to kill effectively, something it does extremely well. You'll note that the Iraqi army was smashed in days, with next to no loss on the US side.

    I'm not talking about going in and occupying countries, I'm talking about killing people. If radical country X attacks the US because their crazys don't like South Park, the US attacks them and wipes out the crazies. They don't stick around. The idea is deterrence and prevention, not nation building.

    As a practical matter, that isn't likely to be necessary. If there are attacks it is probably just lone crazies. For that we have a competent criminal justice system. Ideally they are stopped before hand, with deadly force if necessary, and if you they are tried and imprisoned or executed.

    Oh and have you had a look at the world economy? This down turn is not a US thing and is not related to military spending, but rather to the collapse of a bubble caused by rampant speculation, poor regulation, and odd financial products.

  56. I don't care what your values are by Sycraft-fu · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I'm not required to. However America's values (and my values) place freedom of speech extremely highly. It is the very top of the bill of rights. As such, in America it should be protected at nearly all costs, even if it pisses others off.

    So if you live in a culture that doesn't like free speech, fine, I don't care. That's not my problem and we have NO reason at all to be "sensitive" about your culture. Especially when those cultures don't seem to be "sensitive" about ours.

  57. Re:You don't say by Keen+Anthony · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I've met religious zealots before -- none Muslim, and what I learned from being open-minded to their beliefs and killing them with kindness so to speak, is that I often am regarded as one of the "good ones", an exception to an otherwise horrible lot of people that ought to be either put on an island somewhere or converted. To me, religious extremists are unreasonable, and you can only gain so much with them. You can never be one of them in their eyes. At best, you're a pet. Still, it's admirable to try, and it doesn't help to go provoking overly sensitive people.

    On the other hand, perhaps OP is a dick, but going through life having to make special exceptions for Muslims is absolutely unreasonable. We are not bound by Muslim law in this part of the world, and we resist attempts to have our freedom of expression taken from us in order to please them. There is nothing special about the Muslim sensitivity that it deserves this treatment. I would say the same of other religious extremists too however, including various Christian groups.

  58. your argument is backwards by circletimessquare · · Score: 4, Informative

    christians do violent things. ok. that implies what? that it is therefore ok that muslims do violent things?

    the proper response is that when christians do violent things, we denounce them. and when muslims do violent things, we denounce them

    your argument seems to be "because christians do violent things we can't criticize the muslims who do violent things"

    bullshit. i condemn both. so stand with me and condemn these violent muslim fundamentalist assholes

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  59. What I wrote in Comedy Central's comment box by Chowderbags · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Censoring yourselves due to fear of violence is a quick way to the bottom. If any nutjobs can threaten you and you'll back down, you might as well just show Teletubbies all day (until someone complains of gay overtones, then you have to stick to static). Your network wants to think it's edgy by airing movies without bleeping a couple swears, but you can't even say one person's name. Just a name. That's it. All because there's some possibility that already unbalanced people (who probably already hate you anyway) will go off the deep end and commit violence? There's always the possibility that someone will commit violence against you, but you can't live in fear because of that. You can't hide your thoughts and hope that crazy people won't act crazy. You can't censor an idea just because someone might not like it. Because if you do, you'll just be giant fucking pussies waiting for the next person trying to fuck you.

  60. Re:You don't say by FliesLikeABrick · · Score: 3, Informative

    Parent is incorrect -

    Nowhere did CC or Trey/Parker say that the images of Cruise or Mohammed being censored were not part of the show. It was the *auditory* censorship that was added by CC prior to airing. I haven't seen anything to suggest that the CENSORED box over Mohammed and Cruise were not part of the episode itself (without that, the point of Cruise being censored would have been weaker). I'd love to be proven wrong on this, I really would - however everything I have seen indicates that only the aural censorship was imposed by CC, and that's what the official statements I've seen have said. The only places I've seen anything saying that the black boxes were added by CC were by posts like this and unauthoritative blogs by authors who may have been equally ill-informed. I see that the parent is saying CC may have censored Cruise as a joke - but I haven't seen anything to suggest CC did that, only the beeping/aural censoring.

    Like I said, I'd love to see a statement or other proof to the contrary. Either way CC toppled on this way too easily and for no reason, that argument isn't damaged by this.

  61. Re:They won't back down to whacko Christian threat by zullnero · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Yes, yes, yes, Christians have bad people too. We get it. But that's not what this is about. It's about knee-jerk reactions to the very limited depiction of a holy figure in a cartoon. A holy figure that most people have no idea what he looks like anyway, so we basically have to put his name with an arrow pointing at the figure to tell who it might be.

    If you want this to slip into a "well, Christians have bad people too" thing, South Park makes Jesus Christ a recurring character all the time. The number of protests against those episodes have been relatively limited. No attempts by Christian assassins have been reported on the lives of either Matt Stone nor Trey Parker. The Scientologists pretty much had the biggest tiff against South Park, and even that was more of a huff than a "march in the streets burning things in effigy" thing.

    We all know there are bad people in all religions. But the point of this is about humorous depiction, and all religions in the world have had their figures depicted humorously at times. But only one religion seems to put out a death sentence on anyone who does it to their major figure, even though almost no one even knows exactly what he looked like and generally has to be drawn as a crude stereotype with his name pointed at him for anyone to know. Which is also really sad, and I don't mean that in a mocking way, in a lot of ways.

  62. Re:They won't back down to whacko Christian threat by Skreems · · Score: 3, Insightful

    No attempts by Christian assassins have been reported on the lives of either Matt Stone nor Trey Parker.

    I haven't seen any reports of attempts on their lives by Islamic assassins either, for whatever that's worth...

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