Man Spends 2,200 Hours Defeating Bejeweled 2
An anonymous reader writes "A California steel contractor spent 2,200 total hours over the last three years racking up a high score in Bejeweled 2. He exceeded the 2^31-1 maximum score programmed for the score display, proving that there is, in fact, an end to the game. I suppose congratulations or condolences are in order."
Ah well, 2,147,483,647 points ought to be enough for anyone.
GAAH! MY PRINTER IS ON FIRE!!! PUT IT OUT! PUT IT OUT!
THE reason to upgrade to x64
(Also, I thought my 5 days continuous freelancer game at university was extreme)
So, who wants to bet that most of the time he spent playing Bejeweled he was also billing someone for contract work?
The only thing necessary for evil to triumph is for it to be pitted against a slightly greater evil
There are a LOT of WoW players who average more than 2 hours a day. When I played I averaged 3 hours a day. This guy enjoyed bejeweled and came home and played Bejeweled after work. A lot of americans watch about that much TV per day and they're not even posting a high score. Healthy? No. Worse than a typical high end raider in WoW? No. Worse than a typical American watching TV? No.
Conversely, he may have a bright future as a stockboy at Walmart (or if you will, Target), which requires speed, precision, and the ability to organize matching products in rows of three, five, up to infinity. Clearly, he is a credit to the species.
Such as the guy who beat World of Warcraft!
Q: "how many hours does the average American watch TV a day? "
A: "According to the A.C. Nielsen Co., the average American watches more than 4 hours of TV each day"
They should be locked up for that.
Oh, so what...
Really. Yes, plenty of people watch 2 hours of TV a day. Frankly, that's not all that excessive. Figure one 1-hour newscast and one 1-hour length drama/show. Does that put it more in perspective?
I'm not a gamer, so personally, I wouldn't spend 2 hours, let alone 2 minutes, playing a computer game, but the guy hasn't caused anyone any harm, so who cares, really?
It's not sad, it's just the way he chooses to spend his free time. Just as I might choose to spend my free time trying to learn another language - something that many other people would find boring and/or a waste of time.
He could have been watching porn!
I think this guy has a hobby he enjoys. It's one where no one else is being harmed, unless his playing has damaged his relationships with friends and family. No worse than someone who watches any kind of TV program or reads books two hours a day. IMO, no one has a beef long as this guy obeys the law, pays his taxes, etc. There are people all over the world who indulge in some kind of pastime for themselves, and even if no one else ever benefits from it, in the end all that matters is it made their lives more enjoyable.
but if they did something crazy like, throw rocks at a tree for 2 hours, everyday, for 3 yrs, someone might notice. I think this guy needs professional help.
Throwing rocks at a tree is crazy? Talking to a tree and hearing a response is crazy. Throwing rocks at it might just be a new sport.
Why is it you seem to think something you don't understand is crazy? I don't understand anyone that watches their local news on TV every night. The sensationalist simplistic nonsense that comes out of it makes me want to throw rocks at my television when I see glimpses of it. But I don't think people that do watch and enjoy it are crazy. Badly informed and prone to fear everything yes, but crazy?
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...I wonder what happened to my wife?
I, for one, don't consider time playing video games as "wasted." If it made this guy happy, why does it matter so long as he isn't killing and eating your goats or something?
See, what makes him really cool is that he was playing WoW *at the same time* - 2-boxing, as it were.
And watching TV.
So this guy was getting 6 hours (average) of amusement crammed into 2 hours/day. I'm pretty sure he spent his other free time saving baby seals.
NOW what do you have to say?
Thank you for sticking up for people like me who talk to trees. I should caveat that I USED talk to trees until some of the trees started calling me crazy and laughing at me behind my back. Now I am just kind of sad.
The way it is worse is that bejeweled has a very limited repertoire of activity. This guy programmed his brain full of that limited range for 2k hours. At least with tv and wow you get a variety of social inputs.
"Who is the Journal of Quantum Physics going to believe?" --Stephen Hawking
What kind of awesome math did you use to come up with that?
Three years = 1,095 days.
2,200 hours = 132,000 minutes
132,000 minutes / 1,095 days = 120 minutes / day
Honestly, where the hell did you come up with 5?
I do not respond to cowards. Especially anonymous ones.
D'oh!
It is 5 minutes every hour on avg. not in a day.
The keys are right next to each other..
Could they just put out a fix that uses an unsigned int and double his playtime? :)
today is spelling optional day.
D'oh!
It is 5 minutes every hour on avg. not in a day.
The keys are right next to each other..
I am SO behind the times... I need to get one of these new keyboards with the "hour" and "day" keys!
Browsing at +1 - no ACs, I ignore their posts. So refreshing!
With Bejeweled you're using your brain for problem solving. With TV you're not doing anything. You're just sitting on the couch like a very warm potato.
Why would you use a signed integer for a value like this? I mean, you're never going to have a negative score, and it's not like there's a performance benefit to using a signed integer instead of an unsigned integer. It would take up the same 32 bits of memory. Sure, a score of two billion should be enough and four billion is overkill, but that's really not the point - if you know you're never going to need negative values, why would you reserve a bit for them?
I see this sort of thing all the time. For example, various IMAP clients (including Mozilla Thunderbird and Apple Mail) use a signed integer for the message UID, which breaks horribly in the unlikely event that you happen to have a message in your mailbox with a UID above 2^31. (Unlikely, unless your IMAP server stores the UID within the message itself as an X-UID header, and your SMTP server doesn't strip X-UID headers from incoming messages, allowing spammers to cause all sorts of interesting problems.)
Is it really that much easier to use signed integers? Or are people just idiots?
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Was he super good at spatial relationships and packing because he was a Tetris champ? Or was he a Tetris champ because he was a savant at spatial relationships and packing?
An honest, practical answer:
Because most people who develop software link to other libraries, and many of those libraries don't have overloaded functions that take unsigned ints as parameters.
For example, C#'s String.Substring function takes Int32s as parameters. So if you're using an UInt32 called x to hold some kind of index that you want to use in that function, you have to 1) check to see if x is less than zero (or better yet, less than UInt32.MinValue), and if so, throw an exception, then 2) cast x to an Int32, which takes a miniscule amount of time and resources.
It's much easier just to define x as an Int32, even if you never intend for it to be negative.
In the case of Bejewelled, I can only guess as to what dependencies might exist. Maybe the graphics routine to display the score on the screen is some kind of DisplayNumber(Int32 number,...) function that is generic enough so that they can write the function to display any number, positive or negative, and not have to build and maintain (and risk breaking when the code is updated) yet another function to do the same thing with uints because some weird bizarre edge cases exist where people use numbers > 2^31 but for whatever reason can't just use an Int64 instead.
Figure 40-minute newscast, 40-minute drama/show, 40 minutes advertising
FTFY
(Your point still stands. I agree with you.)
I throw pieces of rubber at metal poles for two hours at a time sometimes. Two hours is about right for 27 holes of disc golf.
Virtue finds and chooses the mean.
Aristotle, Ethica Nichomachea
I want to point and laugh at him and yeah I still think he's done something worse than I have but still I have played virtually every Pokemon game and completed most of them even giving up socialising with friends for the latest Heartgold version and I've turned 33 this year. So really I shouldn't point and laugh at him.
Oh that's nothing. I spent more time than that changing my newborn's diapers and/or clothes. Just today.
"No problem. I have the capacity to do infinite work so long as you don't mind that my quality approaches zero."-Dilbert
tv so formula there is a whole wiki full of cookie cutter parts, and wow where one get ones ability to reproduce dissed by some tween using text speak in voice chat?
comment first, facts later. http://chem.tufts.edu/AnswersInScience/RelativityofWrong.htm
one can tell newscasts and dramas apart these days?
comment first, facts later. http://chem.tufts.edu/AnswersInScience/RelativityofWrong.htm
What muscle memory? This isn't Donkey Kong, It's a pattern recognition game that doesn't play the same way twice.
"My gaming life has died on the vine, and I regret to inform you how long it's been since the bathroom has been cleaned."
I'm afraid to ask how these two are related.
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Q: "how many hours does the average American watch TV a day? "
A: "According to the A.C. Nielsen Co., the average American watches more than 4 hours of TV each day"
They should be locked up for that.
if we locked them up, then what would we do to the criminals?
Who is McAffee? I have heard of McAfee though. :P
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only on slashdot.
Make them watch tv, that will teach them.
Why not just use a memory modification tool and set the score to something high (e.g. a few less than milestone scores like 2^31-1)?
Ask me about repetitive DNA
The (admittedly 'unproductive') pattern recognition and analytical processing involved in bejeweled is still more significant than watching commercials with NASCAR or sitcom breaks.
The only winning move is not to play.
According to my Xfire Profile, I've spent twice as much time as this guy but playing way more than any one game.
Even so, I probably have anywhere from an additional 1,000-2,000 hours in Diablo II in the days before Xfire existed. There's very few games I could imagine playing for that long...
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It probably would have been nice if I actually linked to my profile in that post. -_-
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Yeah, most dramas don't have the same kind of foul language that newscasts have.
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I've occasionally been known to throw parabolic pieces of metal at a stick in the ground, so I know where you're coming from.
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Writting and publishing articles for free on a website? puff... I suppose congratulations or condolences are in order.... that I extend to all these people that climb mountains. And.. oh... to all these people that explored the world. Poor Columbus, soo sad man. Also, all the scientist, advancing our knogment of how the world work for not other reason than "just because".
Inventors, explorer, editors, people that beat things.. .IDIOTS!.. could be having sex, or doing something that give direct money instead!. What a bunch of idiots wasting his time. Probably nerds. And Slashdot editors hate nerds.
-Woof woof woof!
Yeah, and the script writing is typically a bit better, especially in the "believability" department.
Try not to take me more seriously than I take myself.
I have a feeling if the average person watches two hours of tv.. its not of news and drama, but of mind numbing american idol
From what I've seen of what the networks call "news" and "drama" lately, much of it isn't any less mind numbing than American Idol.
People seem to think doing anything for longer than $VAGUE_TIME per day is 'crazy' or stupid. You'll never get an 'appropriate' time out of them, though.
2 hours is nothing. As stated before, the average TV time for Americans is 4 hours a day. Or to put it this way:
Let's say the guy works 9am to 5pm.
He gets up at 7pm, to catch the morning news and get ready for work. He plays the game @ 8AM for 15 minutes, leaves at 8:15 for work. Total time in game: 15 minutes.
He gets home from work @ 5:30. He plays the game for a half hour to wind down. Total game time: 45 minutes.
He heads out to do ACTIVITY for an hour. Heck, let's give him two hours. He gets home at 8pm. He rests up by playing the game for another 30 minutes. Total time in game: 1 hour, 15 minutes.
It's 8:30. He heads out for dinner with the wife for an hour.
Get home at 9:30. Wife wants to watch a TV show on the TV, so he gets on the computer while talking with her during the show. Show's a half hour. Total game time: 1 hour, 45 minutes.
10 o'clock news comes on, kids want to use the computer for homework.
at 10:30, everyone is going to bed. He plays the game for 15 minutes to wind down. Total game time: 2 hours.
So not only is he still getting the full 8 hours of sleep here, but he's still only spending 8% of his entire day with the game! 33% at work. 33% sleeping, and 50% of is still "free" time.
Even if he cuts back to an hour of gaming, that only gets him up to 54% 'free time' for the entire day.
"We need to get over this notion, that, for Apple to win... Microsoft must lose." - Steve Jobs, 1997
That's because you spend too much time on slashdot :)
Q: "how many hours does the average American watch TV a day? "
A: "According to the A.C. Nielsen Co., the average American watches more than 4 hours of TV each day"
They should be locked up for that.
The difference is I can vaccume and do dishes while watching tv, try vaccuming and playing Halflife at the same time. Your cats will hate you 4evah.
-=[ Who Is John Galt? ]=-
My cats hate me when I'm vacuuming akshually.
Talking to a tree and hearing a response is crazy. What if you throw a rock at a tree, and then hear it go "ouch!"? Is that crazy, or just the government surveillance people getting really creative with their disguises?
I've abandoned my search for truth; now I'm just looking for some useful delusions.
Perhaps the software was originally written in Java, which subscribes to the philosophy that "We don't need no stinkin' unsigned numbers!"
I've abandoned my search for truth; now I'm just looking for some useful delusions.
Welcome to adulthood! I've found it helps to have children -- then you've got an excuse to buy and play games, at least for a few years until they become responsible adults themselves. Honest, I only the play the games to I can explain to my daughter how to do things when she gets stuck! Unfortunately, I frequently have to kick her off the computer for hours at a time while I research the games for her...
I've abandoned my search for truth; now I'm just looking for some useful delusions.
1. Buy Roomba
2. Set virtual walls
3. Set cat on top of Roomba while Roomba Vacuums
4. Play Half-Life
Stupidity only gets you so far, then you've gotta try