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Call In the Military To Blast Rogue Satellite?

coondoggie submitted a follow-up to the tale of the wandering satellite that might collide with other stuff in orbit. He asks "Will the military need to be called in to blow up the rogue Intelsat satellite meandering through Earth's orbit? Or maybe a NASA Space Shuttle could swing by and grab it? You may recall that in 2008, rather than risk that a large piece of a failing spy satellite would fall on populated areas, the government blasted it out of the sky. The physics of such a shot were complicated and the Navy had a less than 10-second window to hit the satellite as it passed over its ships in the Pacific Ocean. But it worked. Now word comes that a five-year-old Intelsat TV satellite is meandering in orbit and attempts to control it have proven futile. At issue now is that the satellite could smash into other satellites or ramble into other satellite orbits and abscond with their signals."

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  1. U.S. Air Force to the rescue! by elrous0 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Well, I guess now at least we know what the launch of that secretive X-37B Air Force shuttle was for. So we should be safe, assuming that a PS3 update doesn't screw up its aiming system.

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    1. Re:U.S. Air Force to the rescue! by nospam007 · · Score: 4, Funny

      The satellite is Luxembourg-owned, which has an army of 600 soldiers, 2 cannons and no plane, so I don't see that happening.

    2. Re:U.S. Air Force to the rescue! by Shakrai · · Score: 2, Interesting

      They've also got a fleet of E-3 AWACS. Technically they belong to the NATO alliance, but they had to be registered with some country under ICAO regulations, so Luxembourg was chosen.

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    3. Re:U.S. Air Force to the rescue! by NonSenseAgency · · Score: 5, Informative

      The X-37B, the Space Shuttle, all current anti-satellite missiles, in short all systems that the military currently acknowledges having cannot reach far enough to "destroy" the satellite. Such an outcome is not even desirable as it would turn the satellite into a field of orbiting buckshot that would "mostly" remain in the same orbit. Which is to say some would not and would inevitably impact nearby satellites and possibly create more problems. Likewise, hitting it with a ground based laser, although probably doable, would not be a good idea. As it stands now, the satellite will not come back to Earth, there is no danger of reentry. It will most likely end up at the Lagrange point as has already been stated.

    4. Re:U.S. Air Force to the rescue! by apoc.famine · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Until it passes in front of stars, planets, or the moon, or the sun reflects off it. 2-3 observations over a few hours is plenty enough to pin down an orbit. Changing orbit takes a fair bit of energy. While I assume this can do it, it can't do it all the time.

      Stealth works for airplanes because they can change altitude and direction easily. It's not nearly as useful for stuff in orbit.

      Like I said, there's not much to hide behind in space. Unless the X-37 is transparent, it's not going to hide in orbit.

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    5. Re:U.S. Air Force to the rescue! by elrous0 · · Score: 3, Funny

      Did I mention that the U.S. has the unwavering support of the Canadian mounties? Yeah, not talking so tough *now* are you, Luxembourg?

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    6. Re:U.S. Air Force to the rescue! by Z00L00K · · Score: 2, Informative

      Makes sense to try to change orbit of the satellite, but given that it's in geostationary orbit it will sooner or later drift by itself into satellite graveyard area. There are locations in geostationary orbit that do attract satellites.

      Blowing up a satellite is one of the stupid ideas since it will cause a shitload of debris that can damage other satellites and be a problem for placing other satellites in orbit.

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    7. Re:U.S. Air Force to the rescue! by digitig · · Score: 2, Funny

      They also have all of your money. Your call.

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    8. Re:U.S. Air Force to the rescue! by theIsovist · · Score: 2, Informative

      Little thing to note about Lagrange points... They are gravitational wells. They collect debre because the gravity in the system drags them there. it doesn't take any extra fuel to reach these, once you're caught in the correct gravitational field (as this satallite is), and as to why bother? they can't control the satallite, that's the core problem. it's drifting. info

    9. Re:U.S. Air Force to the rescue! by Vectormatic · · Score: 2, Informative

      and with a small amount of C4 and some copper plates, you could add several shaped charges throughout the satelite to make any capturing vehicle look like swiss cheese once it closes its payload-bay doors.

      As for TFS, why the hell does it mention the shuttle? are there any /. editors ignorant enough to think the shuttle has the ability to reach GEO? Also the 10 second window mentioned for the 2008 takedown suggests a satelite in LEO, roughly 300 miles high, tops. Good luck shooting down anything at 22000 miles high with your navy destroyer..

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  2. They'll Probably Decline by eldavojohn · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Call In the Military To Blast Rogue Satellite?

    Look at it this way, they've already demonstrated to the rest of the world that their toys can knock your toys out of the sky. And that is the unquestioned belief right now which is why China had to run a similar test ... er "emergency to save other satellites." Why jeopardize your status as anti-satellite super power to actually do something positive?

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    1. Re:They'll Probably Decline by Cassini2 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      It is really important to not detonate a missile against a satellite. Essentially, it results in a bunch of high-velocity projectiles, that destroy other satellites in the area. People will be quite upset if you detonate a satellite in geosynchronous orbit and destroy a bunch of other satellites in the process.

      A more realistic option would be to send a robot into orbit, and have it carefully push the errant satellite into a higher or lower orbit. The key technical issue is that satellites are deliberately made to be delicate to save weight. It is tough to get hold of and push into different orbit without the satellite breaking apart.

    2. Re:They'll Probably Decline by Shakrai · · Score: 2, Insightful

      but that's got to be safer and less expensive than a missile.... right?

      How do you think the satellite would get up there? It would ride on the top of a rocket. The only difference between a rocket and a missile is the intended usage thereof.

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    3. Re:They'll Probably Decline by Bakkster · · Score: 2, Insightful

      If it's deprecated and in GEO, it probably has no method to latch onto the other satellite (too much weight for no forseeable purpose) and insufficient propellant (why do you think we deprecate most GEO satellites?). It's a non-starter.

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  3. No, and no by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

    As was clearly stated the last time we had this exact discussion:

    - far too high for the space shuttle
    - most assuredly too high for most anti-sat missiles

    1. Re:No, and no by Em+Emalb · · Score: 2, Funny

      and (3)---No Taco Bell sponsorship...yet.

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    2. Re:No, and no by maxwells_deamon · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I agree with this. I think the only thing that makes sense (if it is even possible) is some sort of laser/radiation pulse that would cook the electronics on the sat without causing debris.

      I would guess the millitary has a way of doing this, but it is probably quite classified and you would in theory need permission of the owner.

  4. Space shuttle by catbutt · · Score: 2, Informative

    Doesn't come anywhere close to geosynchronous orbit (22,000 miles high)

  5. Abscond with their signals? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    I do not think that word means what you think it means.

  6. 1 big bit vs many many little bits by RichMan · · Score: 3, Informative

    Stuff does not deorbit like a syfy movie.

    I would think the tightly contained 1 big bit of a satellite is much safer than the thousands of little tiny parts in all sorts of orbits you are going to get if you try and destroy the one big bit.

    1. Re:1 big bit vs many many little bits by yincrash · · Score: 2, Informative

      many little bits have much more surface area which increases friction to cause it to fall to Earth much quicker and have a much much higher chance of burning up completely on the way down.

    2. Re:1 big bit vs many many little bits by tlhIngan · · Score: 3, Insightful

      many little bits have much more surface area which increases friction to cause it to fall to Earth much quicker and have a much much higher chance of burning up completely on the way down.

      Problem is, there's a period of time when those little bits are made from that one big bit, and when those little bits deorbit. During that time, those little bits can choose to impact other satellites in the same or lower orbits, which causes the impacted satellites to have more little bits ripped off and sent flying around.

      That's one of the big problems we have right now - we could reach a point where space junk contributes to making more space junk by destroying working satellites which cause a nice chain reaction as that new space junk has increased the chances a satellite will get hit.

      The other thing is Galaxy 15 is at or near GEO. Which means those pieces will take a long time to deorbit, and with random orbits there's a good change they'll take out other satellites in GEO as well. Best to just let it naturally find a new equilibrium position at one of the Lagrange points. At least if it breaks up there those pieces will tend to stay there.

    3. Re:1 big bit vs many many little bits by colonelquesadilla · · Score: 3, Informative

      Yeah but it's in geostationary orbit, that's way up there, it's not like in LEO where you still get a lot of atmospheric drag.

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    4. Re:1 big bit vs many many little bits by idontgno · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Friction? In a Clarke orbit?

      The only interactions the "many little bits" are likely to participate in would have unpredictable orbital effects (like boosting fragments into more elliptical but semi-stable orbits, threatening more orbital space), and also more likely to have cause high-velocity collision damage to other spacecraft at the same orbital altitude and node.

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    5. Re:1 big bit vs many many little bits by Andy+Dodd · · Score: 2, Informative

      That's pretty much what is done with failed GEO satellites - the problem with this one is that navigation and control failed but the payload is still active and they can't turn it off.

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  7. Satellite Hunting License . . . by PolygamousRanchKid+ · · Score: 4, Funny

    With "privatize the space industry" all in vogue these days, the government should issue Satellite Hunting Licenses to private companies, with $$$ prizes for taking it out.

    Let the private sector nail that varmint!

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  8. Shuttle? by TamCaP · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The part about the shuttle is obviously a joke, right? It can barely make it to the LEO, it is not able to reach a very highly located geosynchronous orbit. + why would you want to risk the lives of the crew and send a completely crazy unscheduled mission? And for some cheapo (in space terms) comms satellite? If they will send anything, it will be an unmanned mission, but even this is unlikely.

    1. Re:Shuttle? by Wyatt+Earp · · Score: 2, Informative

      Shuttle makes it to LEO just fine, there's no "barely" about it.

  9. They can't by Wyatt+Earp · · Score: 5, Informative

    The US doesn't appear to have a system capable of destroying something at that orbit.

    Now the first paragraph in the article is just full of ignorance.

    "Will the military need to be called in to blow up the rogue Intelsat satellite meandering through Earth's orbit? Or maybe a NASA Space Shuttle could swing by and grab it?"

    Again, the military hasn't demonstrated the ability to hit things in that orbit. The Shuttle can't go that high.

    The F-15 launched ASM-135 ASAT - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ASM-135_ASAT - could go up to 350 miles.
    USA-193 was destroyed at 130 miles

    Galaxy 15 is at 22,230 miles

    1. Re:They can't by denis-The-menace · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Even if the US would have such a capability they would not tip their hand to show it off.
      Why show your enemies what you can really do?

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    2. Re:They can't by glwtta · · Score: 4, Funny

      The F-15 launched ASM-135 ASAT - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ASM-135_ASAT [wikipedia.org] - could go up to 350 miles.

      Galaxy 15 is at 22,230 miles


      So that just means you need 64 of them, right?

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    3. Re:They can't by DerekLyons · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Even if the US would have such a capability they would not tip their hand to show it off. Why show your enemies what you can really do?

      On the contrary, the US routinely tips their hand about (most of) the capabilities of its military equipment. If the other guys don't know what you can do, then they aren't deterred.

  10. Geosync orbit too high by franknagy · · Score: 2, Informative

    The wayward satellite is in (or near) geosychronous orbit (23+K miles up). The shuttle cannot
    reach that orbit, being limited to a couple of hundred miles altitude. Similarly, the anti-satellite
    weapons are only designed for low orbit satellites (spy satellites and other military targets).

    Now, if we had ever gone ahead and build the interorbit taxi/transport as an adjunct to
    the space station (either robotic or manned), we would have a solution to the problem.
    Right now we are stuck.

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  11. Re:should be impossible to hit by oodaloop · · Score: 2, Funny

    But maybe a ghost can give advice to fire more accurately using only your brain.

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  12. short answer? No. by Nadaka · · Score: 2, Informative

    Long answer? No. And this is why.

    This satellite is in geosynchronous orbit. A shuttle mission is not an option, the orbit is to high. Retasking an ICBM or other missile to intercept is not an option, the orbit is to high.

    Lasers could be an option, if one existed with the right power and accuracy. This thing is thousands of miles farther than any destructive laser has ever been targeted. Then you have to deal with not just a meandering satellite but possibly a cloud of debris capable of knocking out other satellites in geosynchronous orbit.

  13. Lasers? by oodaloop · · Score: 4, Funny

    What if everyone on earth pointed their laser pointers at it at the same time? It would have at least as good a chance as sending the space shuttle.

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  14. Re:When China does it... by eldavojohn · · Score: 4, Informative

    When China does it, the world protests. all the space junk created. However, when the US does it, it's to save other satellites.

    The US did it before China and people were very critical:

    The official explanation – that the US wanted to prevent the toxic contents of the spacecraft's fuel tank from hitting the ground – seems a bit thin, according to James Lewis, director of the technology and public policy program at the Center for Strategic and International Studies. Thus critics from around the world have speculated about ulterior motives, ranging from a desire to test US ballistic missile defenses to poking China in the eye.

    It's a sort of anti-satellite arms race and status thing between two super power. Or in playground terms, the two assholes are having a dick measuring contest.

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  15. Best to move it by MpVpRb · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Blowing it up would create a huge cloud of debris...very bad.

    It's in geostationary orbit (~22000 miles), so it's way beyond the shuttle altitude.

    Maybe somebody could develop a small space "tug" that could be launched to intercept it, and gently push it out of the way?

    Probably a lot harder to actually do than to speculate about, and it would probably take years, and cost millions.

    So...no easy answers.

  16. Works in the movies... by Firemouth · · Score: 2, Funny

    ... nuke it!

  17. Re:When China does it... by Wyatt+Earp · · Score: 5, Informative

    Well, the two shots were Apples and Oranges.

    USA-193 was in a decaying orbit at 130 miles and most of the debris de orbited within a couple weeks. It was hit by a small SM-3 surface to air missile, 21 feet long, 3,000 pounds

    FY-1C was in a stable polar orbit at 537 miles and it's destruction increased the amount of space debris by 12%. The missile that hit it was a DF-21, 35 feet long, 30,000 pounds

  18. What about by Dyinobal · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Okay I'm not an expert on how they get satellites up to geosynchronous orbit, but it seems to me the most expedient way would be to re-purpose what ever delivery system they use to get the things up there in the first place.

    1. Re:What about by idontgno · · Score: 2, Insightful

      That's the closest thing I've heard to a sensible approach (other than "leave the damn thing alone, it's not doing any real harm.")

      Barring extensive magical thinking, the only thing which can get up to geosync orbit is another geosync vehicle, using an appropriate heavy-lift booster programmed and sequenced to insert SOMETHING into a not-quite-rendezvous geosync orbit. Then the SOMETHING has to maneuver into rendezvous and do its thing. (Fix the broken satellite, grappel and do a de-orbit burn, whatever.)

      So, the problem isn't repurposing the delivery system. The problem is what to deliver. The rendezvous-and-deorbit spacecraft doesn't exist. There's nothing helpful to deliver.

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  19. #3: would cause huge amount of debris by SuperBanana · · Score: 2, Informative

    The amount of debris generated would further 'pollute' the orbit around earth....

    1. Re:#3: would cause huge amount of debris by jd · · Score: 4, Funny

      If this stops satellite TV stations from polluting the skies with gameshows and comedies, I'm all in favour of blowing the satellite up in the way that causes the worst debris field possible.

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    2. Re:#3: would cause huge amount of debris by jd · · Score: 2, Funny

      Well, TV is a joke, I'll agree there, but stating the problem isn't. TV doesn't need to be crap, it is because it panders to the audience that makes itself visible (the alcoholic couch potatoes who believe The Price Is Right is the height of intellectualism). You want to know why Star Trek got revived? It's because the marketplace for fan merchandise started having a turnover comparable to that of Paramount itself. That gets noticed. The bean-counters realized other people were cashing in on THEIR gold-mine and that they themselves could not. The reason they're back to making just movies is that the gold-mine is heavily worked-out.

      The reason Doctor Who got revived? Pretty much the same reason. The fans had nothing to do with it, in any direct sense. The BBC discovered they were missing out on a fortune but others were raking it in big-time. They wanted in, and the best way to do that was to produce more. The scale of the gold seam that represents Doctor Who can be seen in the number and diversity of spin-offs (hitting at not only the mainstream, but also the children's market and the slasher market).

      But other series are as good (or better) than either of these, and have the potential to be just as profitable for the bean-counters. The reason they are neglected and/or abused by the stations is that they're not visibly profitable. The conventions are low-key, the fan productions aren't serious competition ("Stranger and Miss Brown", originally a Who-alike, was serious competition and sold well enough at the retail level for stores to have it on the shelves), and the merchandise isn't visibly big-numbers stuff. The total turnover may actually be huge, but it's discrete and in consequence what the companies see is nothing that interests them.

      Let's look at the other side of the equation. Reality shows are cheap, so you can turn a profit from just about any income at all. Sci-fi is generally expensive, and quality script-writers for any series are both expensive and rare. Which is why you don't usually find either, and why SyFy considers wrestling a far better prospect for return-on-investment. But that's because most TV companies don't comprehend the market and Sci-Fi fans and geeks are way, way too under-the-radar.

      I'd be willing to bet that if the real value of sci-fi was known, and (even more importantly), if the real value of quality writing was known, TV would be utterly different. There'd be next-to-no crap, there'd be far more intellectual programming, and there'd be far more effort to work with fans to understand what they want and why they want it.

      Geeks are stereotyped as basement-dwellers for a reason. We aren't visible. We're probably amongst the largest consumers (programmers tend to earn a decent amount) and we're probably a significant factor in the economy (you couldn't run a consumer-based business in Silicon Valley if geeks didn't know how to spend), but the TV execs treat us as an insignificant minority with a few dollars pocket-money. That's one hell of a perception error, but Star Trek and Doctor Who demonstrate that the perception error was originally created by us. When we choose to make our presence felt, when we choose to tell the market what it needs to do, we have a voice that no couch potato could ever have.

      The thing is, we choose not to speak.

      THAT is why TV is crap.

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    3. Re:#3: would cause huge amount of debris by jd · · Score: 2, Funny

      Ideally, yes, you'd get a signal jam rather than a collision. Hell, if it could have a similar impact to that satellite that went rogue, taking out cell phones and pagers through a decent swathe of the market, it would be great!

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  20. Re:When China does it... by MightyYar · · Score: 2, Interesting

    The US tests during the Cold War? Or the more recent US test that used no explosives and did not create any space junk*?

    * Rather, the satellite was so low that the "junk" immediately de-orbited and burned up.

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  21. Re:When China does it... by Bakkster · · Score: 2, Funny

    Good god, man, cable TV signals are at steak here!

    Let's not limit ourselves just to worrying about Food Network. Don't be a chicken, there's a whole world of television programming.

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  22. Re:When China does it... by clone53421 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Thanks. I came here to ask whether this didn’t just increase the space debris and your comment pretty well answered my question.

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  23. use another satelite ? by C0vardeAn0nim0 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    ok, other already pointed that the shuttle and military interceptors can't reach geosychronous orbit, but about satelites that are already there ?

    isn't there any old, almost decomissioned satelite near that orbit that is:

    a) still under control from ground station
    b) with fuel enough to manouver to galaxy 15's orbit ?

    it doesn, t need to be a big impact, just a slow relative speed collision to nudge G15 to either deorbit it or send it to a lagrange point.

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  24. Very, verrrrrrry bad idea by Goldenhawk · · Score: 3, Informative

    In case you don't remember, stuff traveling at orbital velocities is positively lethal to spacecraft. The extreme energies involved in these kinds of impacts is enough to send very high velocity fragments in all directions. Sure, some of it will de-orbit, but most will end up in fairly stable orbits that will EVENTUALLY intersect all the other satellites up there. So blowing up one rogue satellite makes one very annoying but eminently predictable problem into a thousand lethal and unpredictable problems.

    Last February, a Russian satellite hit a commercial Iridium satellite, and the resulting debris cloud (estimated near 600 pieces in various orbits) has been a HUGE headache for everyone in similar orbital altitudes.
    http://online.wsj.com/article/SB123438921888374497.html
    http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/29147679/

    In 2008, the US got criticized around the world for blowing up a falling satellite because of the health threats of hydrazine if it landed in a populated area. Aside from complaints about military showboating, there were many scientists who complained about the resulting orbital debris; however, in reality it was a very low-altitude explosion and the debris cloud did de-orbit very quickly (unlike a geosynchronous orbit explosion, which would leave practically permanent debris due to the orbit well above any appreciable atmospheric drag).
    http://findarticles.com/p/articles/mi_6712/is_35_237/ai_n29417848/

    Read here for some details on the general problems with orbital debris.
    http://illuminations.nctm.org/LessonDetail.aspx?id=L376

    So no more helpful suggestions like this, please.

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  25. No, and no. by Geoffrey.landis · · Score: 2, Interesting

    "Will the military need to be called in to blow up the rogue Intelsat satellite meandering through Earth's orbit? Or maybe a NASA Space Shuttle could swing by and grab it?

    What? The answer is no, and no.

    First, this satellite is at geosynchronous orbit altitude. That is a hundred times higher than the altitude of the satellite that was downed by the ground-based missile. You can't reach it with that weapon, and you absolutely, certainly can't "grab it" with the space shuttle. No. Not even close. Not even close to close.

    Also, note that the satellite that was downed was in very low orbit. The significance of that was that all the pieces of it were in very low orbit, and hence they decayed in the atmosphere within a very short time of its destruction. The very worst, stupidest possible thing ever to do would be to "blow up the rogue satellite," because debris from a blown-up satellite in geosynchronous orbit would not decay, but would stay in the geosynchronous orbit pretty much forever. This would be a very bad thing.

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  26. Re:No, and no and NO and N! O! by smoothnorman · · Score: 2, Informative

    Buck-Henry has the plans already drawn up... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quark_(TV_series) "...Quark is an American science fiction situation comedy starring Richard Benjamin ... May 7, 1977 (canceled in April 1978). Quark was created by Buck Henry, ...The show was set on the United Galaxies Sanitation Patrol Cruiser, an interstellar garbage scow operating out of United Galaxies Space Station Perma One in the year 2222. Adam Quark, the main character, works to clean up trash in space by collecting "space baggies"..."

  27. Re:A space bulldozer by d1r3lnd · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Actually, space debris will clean itself up over time... the question is just how long it will take.

    Launching a "space bulldozer" would then require periodic refueling, add in the risk of the space dozer itself becoming an orbital hazard (do you think orchestrating collisions between the space dozer and its targets would be easy and reliable?)... it's not exactly a feasible solution at the moment.

    What you're suggesting is a bit like suggesting that we keep a refueling tanker in the air at all times, just in case any commercial jets run out of fuel.

  28. Obligatory XKCD: Gravity Wells by starglider29a · · Score: 4, Informative

    http://xkcd.com/681_large/
    In particular, look at the panel of Earth, which is under Uranus and Neptune, lower right.

    Geez, XKCD should win the Pulitzer Prize for this graphic. If a picture is worth a KiloWord, this is worth a MegaWord of explanation. This should be required viewing in all 8th Grade science classes.

  29. The First Sat Hunting License by wsanders · · Score: 2, Funny

    "Be vewwy vewwy qwiet! I'm hunting for satewwites!"

    The first license will be issued to a Maj Gen Fudd, I am sure.

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  30. Just to be sure... by DarthVain · · Score: 2, Funny

    Better nuke it from..... er never mind.

  31. Fix the r'real' problem first by rickb928 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    From what I've read, the most severe impact of this drifting, nonresponsive bird is that it is repeating all RF it is receiving, which will not only interfere with any other birds it goes by, but is polluting the spectrum.

    So, if this is the worst effect, then just disabling it would be a real plus, and dodging it as G15 drifts out of harm's way is just a matter of waiting.

    THIS would be a job for a laser. Cut off the solar panels, burn holes in it until it stops transmitting, it might not take much to kill this bird. Blowing it up just causes a debris field, though strapping or clipping a PAM onto it could let them drive it somewhere safe, like the ocean... Burning up in the atmosphere would be a good resolution right now.

    Losing GCCS (or is it WAAS?) is unfortunate, and I don't know if there is a backup. Must be. :)

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    1. Re:Fix the r'real' problem first by TheSync · · Score: 2, Interesting

      The Laser Weapon Calculator says that at a distance of 35,786 km, a laser with a wavelength of 2.9e-7m, to vaporize 1cm of aluminum, you would need a 1.0 GW laser operating for 1 second with a lens 20m radius.

      The most powerful CW lasers used currently are of MW class, not GW, such as the COIL laser on the Airborne Laser Testbed. It's wavelength is 1.3um, so let's imagine you can run it at 1MW and hold it on target for 100s, to vaporize 1cm of aluminum you'd need a 200m radius lens....even if you crank the laser up to 10 MW, you still need a 90m radius lens.

      Currently the largest effective aperture of any telescope is ~11m.

  32. How getting to GEO works... by Larson2042 · · Score: 2, Informative

    FYI, I am an aerospace engineer involved in the launch industry. Typically, how a spacecraft gets into GEO is a few stage process. First, a launch vehicle (Delta IV, Atlas V, Ariane 5, etc) puts you into orbit. What almost always happens is that the orbit the launch vehicle deposits the satellite into is a geosynchronous transfer orbit. This orbit is only useful as a, yes, transfer orbit out to actual geosynchronous orbit. From the transfer orbit, the spacecraft's own propulsion system then manuevers the craft into its designated position in GEO. But the launch vehicle itself is long gone. It takes all the delta-v the launch vehicle can deliver just to get the spacecraft into the GEO transfer orbit, so it would not be useful for doing anything else in orbit.

    The best way to deal with this rogue satellite would be to send out another one to very gently attach itself to the rogue and then push it into a disposal orbit (which for GEO is typically just a higher orbit outside GEO). Blowing up the rogue would only create a huge amount of debris that would then cause problems for basically everyone in GEO, since it couldn't all be tracked or controlled.