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The Muppets' 1967 IBM Sales Films

harrymcc writes "Forty-three years ago, before most people had ever heard of the Muppets, IBM contracted with Jim Henson for a series of short films that it used to educate and entertain its sales staff. These little-known movies — some of which feature cutting-edge office automation equipment such as very early word-processing systems — remain fresh, funny, and surprisingly irreverent. And one of them features the first appearance of the Cookie Monster, who got his big break on Sesame Street a couple of years later."

63 comments

  1. So many years later by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    and IBM is still populated with muppets...

    1. Re:So many years later by Sponge+Bath · · Score: 2, Funny

      IBM is still populated with muppets...

      Another of IBM's many interesting phenomena... (do dooo de doodoo!)

    2. Re:So many years later by Pharmboy · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Yes, but Jim's puppets were actually funny, and these commercials are as funny today (and relevant) as then. The cookie monster video was particularly funny and well done.

      This is one of those time that if you don't RTFA, you are really missing out.

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    3. Re:So many years later by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      and IBM is still populated with muppets...

      Run by muppets
      The rest of us are the boomerang fish

    4. Re:So many years later by Migraineman · · Score: 1

      Or you could go old school:

      mahna mahna, ba teeee ba tee pee

      the wife hates it when I stick this song into her head

    5. Re:So many years later by hierophanta · · Score: 1

      the wife hates it when I stick this song into her head

      the visual of that statement is somewhere between S&M and psycho killer. either way, well said

    6. Re:So many years later by Jafafa+Hots · · Score: 3, Funny

      True but strange story - that song was originally from the soundtrack of a french porno film.

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    7. Re:So many years later by Tink2000 · · Score: 4, Informative

      Italian, actually. Although, the words to the song were French ("Mais non, mais non."). And the subject matter of the film was Sweden: the name of the movie is "Sweden: Heaven and Hell." And if you watched it today, you'd hardly call it porn. More like something they'd show on Skinamax.

    8. Re:So many years later by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      Works at IBM, Yoda does?

  2. Of course. by Monkeedude1212 · · Score: 1

    And thats why the stocks went through the roof. Best investment IBM has ever made.

    1. Re:Of course. by Silly+Man · · Score: 1

      You mean their SOCKS went through the roof.

    2. Re:Of course. by Threni · · Score: 1, Interesting

      You mean the victims of some of IBM's customers went through the roof?
      http://www.ibmandtheholocaust.com/

    3. Re:Of course. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Jews up the flues. Big nosed bastards.

  3. Microseinfeld by Itninja · · Score: 2, Funny

    Just like when Bill did his two-step with Jerry on TV...or maybe not at all. Oh god...I just threw up in my mouth a little....

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  4. C is for Computer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    Computer! Computer! Computer starts with C!

    1. Re:C is for Computer by Em+Emalb · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I wish they would have explained the internet for people.

      NEEEEAAARRRRRRRRR.................FAAAAAAARRRRRRRR.

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    2. Re:C is for Computer by AragornSonOfArathorn · · Score: 1

      B is for Briefaxse, with money bring to me
      C is for Candlestick, I hit you in the knee
      D is for Deutschland, und Deutschland victory!
      K is for KOMPRESSOR, KOMPRESSOR is for me!

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    3. Re:C is for Computer by Chris+Mattern · · Score: 1

      I wish they would have explained the internet for people.

      "The internet is for porn! The internet is for porn! So grab your dick and doubleclick for porn, porn, porn!"

      Whoops, sorry, that was the *Trekkie* Monster.

  5. Something completely different by Quiet_Desperation · · Score: 3, Informative

    John Cleese did a lot of stuff like this. Some were pretty good.

    1. Re:Something completely different by by+(1706743) · · Score: 3, Funny
    2. Re:Something completely different by __aasqbs9791 · · Score: 0, Redundant

      No one expects the Spanish Inquisition!

    3. Re:Something completely different by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, they were Compaq ads. Some of them fairly funny, and most all of them available on youtube.

    4. Re:Something completely different by Genda · · Score: 1

      Saw his business film called "Who Sold You That?" about customer service... I almost wet myself laughing... it should be required viewing in any service training program.

  6. Office equipment with sensitive feelings? by purplemecha · · Score: 1

    Good thing they had Jim Henson, otherwise the office equipment might have had their feelings hurt, you know where that leads to, getting your tie caught in the printer. Don't forget the word processors, without the Muppets we would have had an legacy of spell checkers getting it wrong. Well actually I think they passed over Firefox's spell checker. (^_~)

  7. Statler and Waldorf by cgfsd · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Could you imagine Statler and Waldorf evaluating IBM products and software?

    Now that would fun to see.

    1. Re:Statler and Waldorf by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      "Sounds like IBM should stand for International Business MORONS!"

      Both Laugh

    2. Re:Statler and Waldorf by AragornSonOfArathorn · · Score: 1

      "Sounds like IBM should stand for International Business MORONS!"

      Both Laugh

      If only I had mod points...

      Statler and Waldorf are the best.

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    3. Re:Statler and Waldorf by NekSnappa · · Score: 1

      Actually I think the first coffee break bit was a prototype for them.

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    4. Re:Statler and Waldorf by MrKaos · · Score: 2, Funny

      Both Laugh

      and then, uncontrollably

      S:It's Better Manually hahaha W:I've Been Married hahaha - so was I S:It's Broken Maan hahaha - thats a good one W:I'm Being Managed hahahaha - you too S:I Believe Magic hahahaha - SO DO I W:I've Been Meeting Both: Every Day S:It's Boring Me pause pause W:Well you're not Blue any more

      *Both Laugh*

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    5. Re:Statler and Waldorf by MrKaos · · Score: 1

      Actually I think the first coffee break bit was a prototype for them.

      Both:Not any more, hahahahahaha

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  8. i apologize for past indiscretions by circletimessquare · · Score: 2, Insightful

    in the past, when facing problems not resolved in a manner timely enough for me, i have referred to tech vendors as "fucking meat puppets"

    but, thanks to this vendor educational material, i now know to refer to tech vendors i am displeased with as "fucking sock puppets"

    i regret the past inaccuracy

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  9. The MAN! by Silly+Man · · Score: 2, Interesting

    See, the Muppets worked for THE MAN!

    The Muppets are bring me DOWN!

  10. Cookie Monster is older than that . . . by DansnBear · · Score: 5, Informative

    Actually, the first "Cookie Monster" appearance was before this (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cookie_Monster):

    "In 1966, Henson drew three monsters that ate cookies and appeared in a General Foods commercial that featured three crunchy snack foods: Wheels, Crowns and Flutes. Each snack was represented by a different monster. The Wheel-Stealer was a short, fuzzy monster with wonky eyes and sharply pointed teeth. The Flute-Snatcher was a speed demon with a long, sharp nose and windblown hair. The Crown-Grabber was a hulk of a monster with a Boris Karloff accent and teeth that resembled giant knitting needles.These monsters had big appetites for the snack foods (like cookies) they were named after. Each time the Muppet narrator, a human-looking fellow, fixes himself a tray of Wheels, Flutes and Crowns, they disappear before he can eat them. One by one, the monsters sneak in and zoom away with the snacks. In 1967, Henson used the "Wheel-Stealer" puppet for an IBM training film called Coffee Break Machine. In the sketch, called "The Computer Dinner", the monster (with frightening eyes and fangs) devours a complex machine as the machine describes its purpose and construction. At the end of the sketch, the talking machine explains that its primary purpose is to produce the greatest explosion known to man. The monster promptly explodes. This sketch was also performed in October, 1967 on The Ed Sullivan Show. It was also later performed on the George Burns episode of The Muppet Show using the Luncheon Counter Monster. Two years later, Henson pulled the puppet out of the box again for three commercials selling Munchos, a Frito-Lay potato chip. This time, the puppet was called Arnold, the Munching Monster. After the three ads were produced, Henson had the opportunity to renew the contract. He chose not to, because at that point he was working on Sesame Street — and that monster puppet was moving on to the next stage in his career."

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    1. Re:Cookie Monster is older than that . . . by fermion · · Score: 3, Interesting
      I will add to this that Jim Heson was a pioneer, not only in puppetry, but in industrials. We only wish the commercials we see know were as interesting as the what he made. I have the privilege of seeing films of these narrated by, I believe his daughter, as part of a presentation by the Jim Henson foundation.

      Part of this is that the commercials were character driven, which we know is a workable formula. It worked for Charmin and Wendy's. I think they are difficult to make, and I think it is one reason why the brand carry's so little power.

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    2. Re:Cookie Monster is older than that . . . by mattack2 · · Score: 1

      ...as someone who avoids the vast vast majority of commercials (Tivos, and before that, multiple VCRs)... I would say that Jack in the Box commercials come to that. But even for those, I only need to see them once.

    3. Re:Cookie Monster is older than that . . . by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Obviously your source didn't WTFM. What a horrible synopsis.

  11. Smithsonian by Verdatum · · Score: 3, Interesting

    The Smithsonian wrapped up an exhibit on Jim about a year back. It had some of the scratchpads used to put together these commercials, and the above mentioned training films. Great exhibit. sad to see it go.

    1. Re:Smithsonian by Skuld-Chan · · Score: 1

      It actually went traveling - I got to see this exhibit in Seattle a few summers ago.

  12. That's no surprise by hellfire · · Score: 3, Informative

    These little-known movies... remain fresh, funny, and surprisingly irreverent.

    Everything Jim Henson ever created remained fresh, funny, and surprisingly irreverent. I had my son watch sesame street for as long as I could, and I bought the Muppet show seasons for my niece as they come out. The old movies are still hilarious. The man was a genius!

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  13. And RC Cola by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I was just reading today about Jim Henson's mid-1960s TV commercial for RC Cola, featuring two birds that evolved later to become Big Bird.

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  14. I cannot find it... by Itninja · · Score: 1

    ...but I am sure there is a 'hand up their ass' joke in this somewhere.

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    1. Re:I cannot find it... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Duuuuuuuuuuuhhh.... at a time when the 'square girlfriend' required daily maintance/hands-on work.

  15. C is for Coffee Machine... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...and C4 explosive

  16. Pretty cool guy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I liked the image from an Apple "Think Different" advertisement with Jim Hensen and Kermit. On top of his amazing art, even he even thought "different" when in college.

    He helped to pioneer the "create your own major" program at University of Maryland, College Park, graduating with the first degree in puppetry.

  17. It's time to put on make-up by MRe_nl · · Score: 4, Interesting

    It's time to dress up right
    It's time to get things started
    On the IBM tonight

    And now for the origins of the muppet show tune
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GXu4P6KpoLU

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  18. Svedeesh Cheff by WoodenTable · · Score: 5, Funny

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    Furty-three-a yeers egu, beffure-a must peuple-a hed ifer heerd ooff zee Mooppets, IBM cuntrected veet Jeem Hensun fur a sereees ooff shurt feelms thet it used tu idoocete-a und interteeen its seles steffff. Zeese-a leettle-a-knoon mufeees — sume-a ooff vheech feetoore-a cootteeng-idge-a ooffffeece-a ootumeshun iqooeepment sooch es fery ierly vurd-prucesseeng systems — remeeen fresh, foonny, und soorpreesingly irreferent. Und oone-a ooff zeem feetoores zee furst eppeerunce-a ooff zee Cuukeee-a Munster, vhu gut hees beeg breek oon Seseme-a Street a cuoople-a ooff yeers leter.

    1. Re:Svedeesh Cheff by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      What is the Gettysburg Address.

      Amirite?

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  19. You Sir... by hellfire · · Score: 4, Funny

    ...Insult the good name of Muppets.

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    1. Re:You Sir... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The good name of the Muppets died with Jim Henson.

  20. Other Muppet Firsts by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I remember an episode of "Voyage to the Bottom of the Sea" with the Muppets. A Muppet Admiral Nelson tried to take over the ship. The Muppet crew members replaced the real crew. When a bogus crew member was killed, he turned back into a (dead) Muppet.

  21. Muppet Order Pizza Through a DOS PC by fatherjoecode · · Score: 1

    Love those old IBM coffee break films with the Muppets. I'm still looking for one of these films where two Muppets try and order a pizza through a DOS PC with an external modem. Like most computer endeavors it doesn't work the first time and like most computer geeks the two Muppets try and again and again and again. It's hilarious.

  22. If you find my keys... by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

    ...we can drive out of here.

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  23. cool by CrazyJim1 · · Score: 1

    Anyone have a link to Monty Python Siemens training skits?

    1. Re:cool by karnal · · Score: 1

      Anyone else hold back the urge to giggle when they mention this company? I do.

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  24. One of 'em got re-used on the muppet show by Chris+Mattern · · Score: 2, Informative

    The "eating the expensive advanced computer piece by piece" bit they did again (reworked slightly) on the Muppet Show. Even used the exact same prop, but I believe a different monster.

    1. Re:One of 'em got re-used on the muppet show by GaryOlson · · Score: 1

      Just think if they had continued to develop "the digital caffeinetic generator with 74 pica-analog capacitators attenuated dicottiliginously for maximum coffee control". You'd be catchin' some of those "dextrose wavelengths" at the corner Coffee Tech; and Starbuck's existence would never come to pass. Jim Henson had a good dream.....

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    2. Re:One of 'em got re-used on the muppet show by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, that wasn't in the article or anything.

    3. Re:One of 'em got re-used on the muppet show by hitmark · · Score: 1

      the best part of it may well be when the machine mentions a part, the monster grabs it, is about to eat it, then the machine mentions that the part can be had from any corner electronics store for cents, so the monster throws it away. This in the middle of a machine that claims to be built from the most expensive materials known to man...

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  25. Summer of Love and HAL by Yergle143 · · Score: 1

    Actually the last one, the talking heads montage, seems to be the basis of the "I'm an IBM'r" ads shown even today...and it is interesting how they seemed to have a bit of sense of humor about their stiff image even way back in 1967!

  26. D is for Developers by initialE · · Score: 1

    Developers! Developers! Developers!

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  27. Correction by Tink2000 · · Score: 1

    Apparently, it's "Sweden: Hell and Heaven." My bad. And, here is the footage. Very SFW except for a single second of some boobs at the very end of the clip.

    1. Re:Correction by Migraineman · · Score: 1

      Wow, I have renewed respect for Jim Henson.

  28. Watched some old SNL episodes by P.+Legba · · Score: 1

    from the first few seasons on Netflix last month. Was surprised to see Jim Henson's Muppets every week from the Land of Gorch, and again, some pretty irreverent, funny stuff.

    The Mighty Favog!