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Washington Wants 10,000 Web Surfers

crimeandpunishment writes "This one sounds too good to be true: surf the Web, and you'll be helping the government. The FCC is looking for 10,000 volunteers to take part in a study to determine if broadband providers are really providing Internet connections that are as fast as advertised. The broad look at broadband will involve special equipment installed in homes across the country to measure Internet connections and compare them to advertised speeds." Here's where to go to apply.

147 comments

  1. Uh oh by AnonGCB · · Score: 1

    Hide the fileboxes kiddies!

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    1. Re:Uh oh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hide the fileboxes kiddies!

      Yep. And the first quiet words you'll hear from the "special equipment" will be, "Can you hear me now?"

  2. Offer you can't refuse by Blakey+Rat · · Score: 2, Informative

    If you get selected, can you call up your ISP and give them a head's up? Maybe you could get a ... special price for a big upgrade in speed.

    More seriously, since my only realistic option to get decent Internet speed is Verizon Fios, and they've basically given up on rolling that out, I'm basically screwed for at least another few years. Serves me right for being a loyal Verizon customer for over a decade, my fault.

    1. Re:Offer you can't refuse by NotBornYesterday · · Score: 1

      I don't see why they have to hire outsiders. I'm pretty sure that there are at least 10,000 government workers surfing the web full-time at work as it is, including at least one state senator.

      Oh, wait, they want to test bandwidth that isn't paid for by the government. Sorry, my bad.

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  3. Before anyone asks... by thePsychologist · · Score: 4, Informative

    This thing doesn't look at your surfing habits, and it's not available to those who download more than 30GB/month, which probably excludes many Slashdotters.

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    1. Re:Before anyone asks... by Ungrounded+Lightning · · Score: 1

      This thing doesn't look at your surfing habits, ...

      And how do you know this?

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    2. Re:Before anyone asks... by toleraen · · Score: 3, Funny

      Because the FCC says so! They've never lied to anyone, right?

    3. Re:Before anyone asks... by twidarkling · · Score: 1

      Well, I imagine any reasonably competent techie would be able to take a look at the equipment and see if it does what it says, wouldn't they? Unless you think they're going to waste time with some hardcore black-box type shit.

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    4. Re:Before anyone asks... by beakerMeep · · Score: 2, Funny

      They hired the Google Street View team to code the drivers.

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    5. Re:Before anyone asks... by Galactic+Dominator · · Score: 1

      Unless you think they're going to waste time with some hardcore black-box type shit.

      Yeah, I imagine if they were going to deceive the participants, they wouldn't take steps to hide it. It's probably just plaintext HTTP post requests or some XML-RPC's.

      On a serious note, if there is a good level of security on the device the best you can hope for is learning destination address(es), payload signatures, payload captures, and traffic patterns. All these items are relatively meaningless unless you have a high degree of knowledge. A serious crytpo person might able to get more detail, but the skills of such an individual != "reasonably competent techie" despite whatever the techie may think. I think you'd hard-pressed to find any similar projects that don't have at least some elements of "black box" -- yes even those that include opensource applications.

      I also imagine some Canadians would appreciate you changing or removing your sig.

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    6. Re:Before anyone asks... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      I also imagine some Canadians would appreciate you changing or removing your sig.

      Why? They're sorry he's Canadian too.

    7. Re:Before anyone asks... by unixguy43 · · Score: 1

      Since one of the participation requirements is that you have to "promise not to reverse engineer the box", I'm guessing that it will do something more than just plain-text pass through "counting" of packets over time.

      And since every packet is going to go through this box, that means that every packet can be monitored as it's registered for "bandwidth" purposes.

      My vote goes towards the black box approach, otherwise why would the be so adamant about people reverse engineering it?

    8. Re:Before anyone asks... by JWSmythe · · Score: 1

          I'd imagine it would be a nice unhackable black box. All they'd have to do is build out a little *nix box, and send "statistics" back home over an encrypted channel. We wouldn't know the difference between it sending bandwidth stats, or a list of all URL's that were requested.

          Yes big brother, please put your box in my home. I'm not doing anything wrong. :) With the searches I've done on Google, I'm surprised there aren't a few extra black vans parked outside the house. Hmmm, there are 3 tonight. Maybe I should disappear again on my own, before they help me disappear.

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    9. Re:Before anyone asks... by Peach+Rings · · Score: 1

      What is this 1966? You can't just look at the flashing lights to see what it's doing. Besides, all they have to do is put it in a box and lock the box.

    10. Re:Before anyone asks... by tlhIngan · · Score: 1

      Since one of the participation requirements is that you have to "promise not to reverse engineer the box", I'm guessing that it will do something more than just plain-text pass through "counting" of packets over time.

      And since every packet is going to go through this box, that means that every packet can be monitored as it's registered for "bandwidth" purposes.

      My vote goes towards the black box approach, otherwise why would the be so adamant about people reverse engineering it?

      Because people on both sides (especially ISPs) will love to be able to manipulate results. ISPs would love to know what the black box is measuring and how it reports results. Then they can detect black box users, and "optimize" the traffic the black box measures.

      Or they can offer the little ol' Grandma down the street free Internet service, top tier 100Mbps, a netbook, on the condition it's for the whole time they have the black box. All for free for a few months. Call it an FCC lottery for them.

      Carriers already hate what the FCC's proposing to do with net neutrality, caps, and people paying for bandwidth they can't get. Now the FCC wants to measure to see if there's a need, and you can be sure the carriers would love to skew the results towards "it's not necessary - see, we're fast, and people really don't use more than 1GB per month! Honest!".

    11. Re:Before anyone asks... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nah we're cool with it, eh? If we can't make fun aboot ourselves we're no better than those American hosers.

    12. Re:Before anyone asks... by lokiz · · Score: 1

      I find the 30gb or more being considered too heavy to provide meaningful data a little absurd. Hell these days with netflix instant watch it isn't hard for most people to hit that. And throw in the fact that most people who know what their usage actually is won't be the ones volunteering for this. Those of us techies use too much bandwidth, could care less about a "free router" since I'm sure we all have 1 (if not more sitting in a closet somewhere) and went to some lengths researching which one to get and those who fit under that cap wouldn't even know how to figure out their bandwidth usages and might not even know what a router is so why should they get excited about a free one. Hell how many people even know what the advertised speeds for their ISP really is? For most of us the choice is dial up or 1 high speed option. No choice of DSL or cable. I can get cable and that is it. If they really want this to work they need to figure out a better set of ideas to motivate people to participate and not force out the most likely people to be interested.

  4. As Admiral Ackbar says... by TangoMargarine · · Score: 3, Interesting

    It's a trap! Are we actually supposed to believe that even if they *do* find foul play, the ISP's are actually going to get punished with any efficacy?

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    1. Re:As Admiral Ackbar says... by davester666 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      You don't think the major ISP's have the ability to prioritize traffic to specific locations. Methinks consumers will happen to get much better throughput to this website than they will get to most others...

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    2. Re:As Admiral Ackbar says... by clarkn0va · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You don't think the major ISP's have the ability to prioritize traffic to specific locations. Methinks consumers will happen to get much better throughput to this website than they will get to most others...

      As long as it's in the ISP's interest to cast their speed in the best light (and I would think so in this case), I think it's pretty much a given that they will game this test accordingly, to the extent that they can.

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    3. Re:As Admiral Ackbar says... by Mr.+Freeman · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Well, seeing as how they're looking for volunteers it's not as if they're going to uncover anything illegal. Think about it, what person that downloads illegal material would, in their right mind, volunteer to have a freaking monitoring box hooked up to their network.

      So probably not a trap.

      Yes, the ISPs have lobbyists and I'd usually be quick to say that nothing will happen because the lobbyists will kill anything they don't like. But at the same time the government has never actually gone to the effort of doing this type or survey before. Sure, you can write off an internet speed test as nothing more than lip service, but a study involving 10000 and monitoring equipment for an extended period of time? This indicates that they're actually prepared to do something. No doubt the lobbyists have already been campaigning against this but apparently it didn't stop them from moving forward with it anyway.

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    4. Re:As Admiral Ackbar says... by PopeRatzo · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Methinks consumers will happen to get much better throughput to this website than they will get to most others...

      It'll be like the well-known food critic who goes to a downtown restaurant and writes "The service is uniformly excellent... Portions are big and the coat-check girl extremely friendly".

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    5. Re:As Admiral Ackbar says... by flappinbooger · · Score: 1

      Lets look at this logically.

      Who uses broadband speeds to their max? For any sustained amount of time? Someone who is downloading large files. That would be:

      People downloading lots of ISO's of linux distros and such. (The mythical "I need torrentz for my linux habit, don't tread on my packets dood" kind of guy)

      The limewire / bit torrent / movie and music and warez downloading fiend.

      Someone who does massive amounts of VOD streaming

      None of these will be doing this volunteer thing...

      You're going to have people like Aunt May sign up who has a 10meg cable internet pipe who does weatherbug and gets emails with pics of little Johnny once a week. Right. This isn't going to work. Most people have fat pipes and don't use them. Then you have the download fiends who actually use their product and it overstress the grossly over-sold broadband network making the ISP's whine like little babies.

      Do people actually get their advertised speeds? YES. Sometimes. Really? No, no they don't. Not all the time. There is no way, really. The cable ISP's get congested at the neighborhood levels. The DSL networks get congested at the home office or on their network bottlenecks. I know FIRST HAND of one DSL network putting a whole community through old obsolete and unavailable (!) ISDN equipment and it gets SLAMMED during peak hours.

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    6. Re:As Admiral Ackbar says... by nospam007 · · Score: 1

      "So probably not a trap."

      Don't you remember the old saying:

      "If it is too good to be true, it probably is!"

  5. IT'S A TRAP! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In your hearts, you know it to be true.

  6. The Government? by WrongSizeGlass · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Are you sure this isn't an effort by the *IAA crowd to 'happen upon' illegal file sharing or other such frowned upon activities?

    Call me stupid, paranoid or even bat-shit crazy, but I don't want the government (or *IAA) installing a device that my "bandwidth" goes through. If they want that level of access let them get a warrant ;-)

    1. Re:The Government? by FlyByPC · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Well, you could do a reverse sting. Set up a bunch of torrents of Ubuntu Linux or some such totally Free content, then rename it as AvatarDVDRip.iso.torrent or something like that (with the content files renamed as well). Or use random data so it won't match the Ubuntu checksum, if they look for that. When they complain, you've got 'em.

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    2. Re:The Government? by stms · · Score: 1, Funny

      If you worried about the *IAA I don't think this service is for you ;).

    3. Re:The Government? by awall222 · · Score: 1

      When they complain, you've got 'em.

      until they get a search warrant for your computer and you get sued for every mp3 you can't prove you purchased...

    4. Re:The Government? by BitZtream · · Score: 1

      You plug it into your router, your traffic doesn't go through it, its a stand alone device just like another PC. If you use a real switch it will never know anything about your other traffic. Use a hub or a fake 'switch' and it might be different.

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    5. Re:The Government? by Sir_Lewk · · Score: 1

      You'd have the advantage of knowing it was a sting before they could get a search warrant. Obviously if you are going to attempt something like this you'd do it with squeeky clean computers prepared beforehand for exactly this task.

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    6. Re:The Government? by jamesh · · Score: 1

      Go to dictionary.com and look up the word 'volunteer', I'm sure you won't find the word 'warrant' in that definition.

      Of course if you don't volunteer then you obviously have something to hide :)

    7. Re:The Government? by jamesh · · Score: 1

      I'd definitely go with the random data. Only a pirates use Linux so you'd be determined guilty right from the start!

      I think it would be fun to start naming Ubuntu releases after the latest movies. Then we could have 'Avatar', 'Hurtlocker', 'Toystory3' etc

    8. Re:The Government? by JWSmythe · · Score: 1

          You can volunteer to let the police into your house to search. They sometimes try that. "May we have a look around your [house/car/office]?" People usually say "yes" thinking it'll help them. Nope, it won't. Just ask a defense attorney. Never, ever, ever, give up anything you don't have to. Even innocent things can be made to look dangerous. My garage has plastic sheeting, duct tape, rope, shovels, saws, and other assorted tools. If they suspected that I broke into a home, killed the occupants, and disposed of the bodies, now they have what would look like perfect equipment to do it.

          And no, the stuff in my garage is for legitimate purposes. :) Don't ask about the freshly dug area in the back yard. I was just .... ummm .... planting vegetables.

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    9. Re:The Government? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When they complain, you've got 'em.

      http://news.slashdot.org/story/10/06/02/0035237/Washington-Wants-10000-Web-Surfers?from=rss&utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+Slashdot%2Fslashdot+%28Slashdot%29&utm_content=Google+Feedfetcher#

      until they get a search warrant for your computer and you get sued for every mp3 you can't prove you purchased...

      truecrypt?

    10. Re:The Government? by jisatsusha · · Score: 1

      They don't sue for downloading, they sue for "making available".

    11. Re:The Government? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When they complain, you've got 'em.

      ...after a lengthy/expensive court battle, where you'll probably be found guilty of SOMETHING and forced to pay a huge fine.

      Yeah, you'll get 'em alright.

    12. Re:The Government? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      but I don't want the government (or *IAA) installing a device that my "bandwidth" goes through. If they want that level of access let them get a warrant ;-)

      You do realize they are looking for volunteers, right? If you don't want to participate, you don't have to.

      I'm not gonna call you stupid, paranoid or bat-shit crazy for not wanting the government (or anyone really) to do the thing they'd do here, but I AM gonna call you stupid and paranoid for missing the above, rather important, point. :P

      No offense, man, but really.

    13. Re:The Government? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And after they've dragged you through the court and cost you thousands in legal fees you, what, sit back and enjoy the moral high ground?

    14. Re:The Government? by delinear · · Score: 1

      Of course, if you force them to go through the hassle of getting a warrant, and meanwhile they catch you disposing of all that legitimate equipment (because you don't want to be implicated in something you didn't do), it definitely looks like you're guilty, so you're pretty much damned if you do and damned if you don't.

    15. Re:The Government? by delinear · · Score: 1

      A pity, really, because the people who do have legitimate reasons for downloading large volumes of data probably get the worst deal. A lot of ISPs give a speed boost to the first X amount of traffic and then throttle anything above that, so regular web browsing appears fast but try to download a big file, or maintain a longer connection (for gaming, etc) and you'll find performance drops off greatly. By the looks of it, the kind of people who would benefit most from the results of this test are the kind of people least likely to participate.

    16. Re:The Government? by Sir_Lewk · · Score: 1

      If you can't afford the legal fees of engaging them in court, then you shouldn't be attempting to catch them in a sting operation in the first place.

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    17. Re:The Government? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just author your own Knoppix distro and call it per the above AvatarDVD.iso, the check sum won't match any of of the known distros then.
      Here's how to do it: Knoppix Remastering How To

    18. Re:The Government? by JWSmythe · · Score: 2, Interesting

          Nope, you don't dispose of anything, because as you indicated, you'll be busted for tampering with evidence.

          Tell them "Not without a warrant, and I'm not talking without my lawyer", go inside, pour yourself a nice cold (non-alcoholic) drink. Then go sit on the porch smile and wait for your lawyer to arrive and for the judge to say no to the warrant because they didn't have just cause for the search in the first place. If they had cause in the first place, they wouldn't have tried to search without a warrant.

          With your lawyer present, they'll have to stick with the letter of the law. Make sure they do everything as required. If your state requires, upon request, that they read every word of the warrant to you before searching, make them read it.

          This doesn't make it so you were avoiding the law. It doesn't make you look guilty. With your lawyer present, you were following the letter of the law for your own protection. So what if they take your shovel, duct tape, rope, and hand tools? If they can't directly tie your property to the crime scene, it's circumstantial, and will be argued so by your lawyer.

          If you're innocent, it will only serve to help you. You were protecting your rights as a citizen of the United States of America. If you are guilty, well, you do deserve to get caught, and it will only show that they did everything correctly.

          Years ago, a friend of mine had the police show up wanting to search the house. It was the morning after a big party. Guests were still sleeping around the house. He required them to follow the law to the letter (including reading the warrant out loud before entering). They did manage to get a judge to sign off on the probable cause warrant, but they didn't find anything related to the warrant. They tried to ask party guests who they were, which was generally followed by a hung over "Fuck you. I'm sleeping. Go away." They tried a few other times, which met with the same result. In reality, what they were trying to find simply didn't exist there.

          You never have to take police harassment laying down. Make them do their jobs properly, and you've created a nice long paper trail of the abuse. When you go to sue the police for harassment, you can now show a half dozen searches that didn't find any evidence. Now you go from being the defendant to being the plaintiff. Always take down names, badge numbers, get a copy of the warrant(s), and take notes of what they do. The police use their notes in court, and you should too.

          I've had the police want to search my car without a warrant. I've told them, "I'd prefer if you don't, but if you feel you must you could obtain a warrant. It's ok, I'll wait." I've never had them get a warrant. The warrant still has to be specific to what they're looking for. If they get a warrant for "illegal drugs and paraphernalia", and they find something else, it's not admissible as evidence. Of course, if they find a bloody knife, they can obtain another warrant which will likely be expanded to include your residence and surrounding property.

          (IANAL, and your jurisdiction may be different. Talk to a defense lawyer where you live for jurisdiction appropriate advice.)

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  7. Too good to be true? by GrahamCox · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Why would I help the government? Are they going to pay me? If not, it's hardly "too good to be true", more like doing their work for them.

    1. Re:Too good to be true? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      I seem to remember hearing stories of yesteryear that discussed common folks volunteering to make this country a better place.

      Now the country is just filled with douchebags I guess. Yes, why wouldn't you want to help the FCC blast the big telecoms when all these tests show their networks are complete shit? Why wouldn't you want to give the FCC more ammo for net neutrality?

    2. Re:Too good to be true? by daveime · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Because like everything else, the days of "being a good neighbour" are long gone.

      Example that happened to my own brother years ago ... We were out on the town one Friday, and my brother spotted something amiss further up the avenue. A guy beating the crap out of (presumably) his girlfriend. My brother runs up and punches the guy out. Next thing the police arrive, immediately get the wrong end of the stick (helped in part by the stupid girl who then defended her boyfriend's actions and said my brother had been the instigator of the violence), end result being my brother gets jailed overnight and faced an assault charge. Luckily due to the testimony of me and my friends who'd also witnessed the incident, at least the judge had the common sense to let him off with a caution.

      But the fact remains, these days you DO NOT get involved. There's so many ways you end up getting bitten in the ass by trying to be a good citizen.

      yes, this broadband monitoring MIGHT be for the good of the people, and it might just as easily end up in the hands of the RIAA or christ knows who, and you facing a day in court arguing a P2P "illegality", with the big boys holding evidence obtained using a government based monitoring system. Tell me, who's going to win ?

      Fuck it, better to be safe than sorry ...

    3. Re:Too good to be true? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, why wouldn't you want to help the FCC blast the big telecoms when all these tests show their networks are complete shit? Why wouldn't you want to give the FCC more ammo for net neutrality?

      Look at his last name - he's obviously related to the people who own Cox Cable or is such a devoted employee that he's changed his name to match. I don't think he's on the side of Net Neutrality at all. I think we've found ourselves a "Smithers".

    4. Re:Too good to be true? by muridae · · Score: 2, Funny

      The re-captcha I got when looking at the signup sheet was "that narcs". While not being paranoid about helping the government, this detail does give me pause.

    5. Re:Too good to be true? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "DO NOT get involved" Good call. The next time this happens and its your sisters boyfriend beating the crap out of her, "DO NOT get involved" or if its your mother getting beaten because she wouldn't give up her purse "DO NOT get involved." When its all said and done I'll let them know I was just following your caution. But If its my sister or my mother or anybody else for that matter. Get involved! Its cowardice bastards like you that have enabled such acts to become so commonplace. Your brother may have gotten the short end of the stick but he still stood up for what he believed in. He would rather try to help another human being than stand by and watch like his brother would. Why don't you show your mother this post and then ask her which of her sons she is proud of!

    6. Re:Too good to be true? by GrahamCox · · Score: 1

      What a self-righteous tit you sound. It's not black and white, you get involved when you judge it to be overall in your best interests (and of those you care for around you, which sometimes might include total strangers who you feel empathy for). Otherwise, the society we have built generally supports the view of the parent post - don't get involved because chances are you'll come off worst. In his case he hadn't reckoned on a) the stupid loyalty of girlfriends whose boyfriends are violent morons, and b) the stupidity of the police in general.

    7. Re:Too good to be true? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Be a man and break up the fight if you can. Seems safer.

      Blindly throwing punches sounds more like a way of getting in a dangerous situation.

    8. Re:Too good to be true? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm glad all of the women in your life have a big strong man like you to defend them. All women need such a protector. Because they're so weak.

    9. Re:Too good to be true? by JWSmythe · · Score: 1

      He learned the wrong lesson. It wasn't "do not get involved", it was "don't stay around for the glamor of being a hero." As soon as the fight was done, walk away. He'd know he did the right thing. The girl would know she was saved from getting her ass kicked. The boyfriend would think twice about doing it next time, since some random stranger kicked his ass for doing the wrong thing.

          There's no reason to stay around. If he didn't get arrested, and she told the truth, he'd still be in court as a material witness to the events. The boyfriend would likely have a grudge against him, now there's a new enemy out there.

          The better thing would be if he learned some good restraining moves. Not a single punch has to be thrown, and he could have secured the boyfriend on the ground. There's nothing like a knee in the back, and your arm twisted in an armbar, to remind someone that they're doing wrong. "I'm going to let you go. Don't ever do that again. Do you understand?" become very powerful words. A bit of pain compliance will get them to agree.

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    10. Re:Too good to be true? by dbet · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Well, they either ask for volunteers, or hire people. Option 1 costs them (and you) less.

    11. Re:Too good to be true? by RoFLKOPTr · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Why would I help the government? Are they going to pay me? If not, it's hardly "too good to be true", more like doing their work for them.

      Why would you help the government? Doing their work for them? Last I checked, this was a government by the People for the People, and if you are a citizen of the United States of America, you are a part of that. It's one thing if you argue against this initiative because it's not something you would like your tax dollars spent on, but to insinuate that the government is using the citizens to get "free" work out of them is almost offensive.

      Now, if this was a mandatory program, that would be a completely different story, but this is a voluntary way that you may apply to take part in of crowdsourcing data about the ISPs that we all know have been guilty of little (and some not so little) lies about the capabilities of their networks in a way that doesn't cost a fuckshitton of money and can be constantly monitored for realtime results.

    12. Re:Too good to be true? by GrahamCox · · Score: 1

      Last I checked, this was a government by the People for the People

      Are you certain about that? Really?

      and if you are a citizen of the United States of America

      Actually, I'm not. It was a hypothetical question.

    13. Re:Too good to be true? by ShakaUVM · · Score: 1

      >>Fuck it, better to be safe than sorry ...

      Coward.

      Your brother shouldn't have just run in and thrown a punch, but he was still trying to do the right thing. As soon as normal people stop trying to care for their fellow man, that's the end of civilization, man. You think the police by themselves can keep a civilization running when it doesn't want to?

      A week or so ago I found a naked drunk guy passed out on the asphalt at 2AM, in cold weather. I woke him up, probably saved his life, but he attacked me for my help. I got tagged a couple times when he came into my car after me when I tried to leave (after dodging his clumsy attacks for a few minutes), but I'd do the same thing again tomorrow if I had to.

      In other words: fucking suck it up and be a good man, even if it does end up with you being arrested or punched in the face.

    14. Re:Too good to be true? by tsm_sf · · Score: 1

      but to insinuate that the government is using the citizens to get "free" work out of them is almost offensive.

      While factually correct, your post goes against the narrative we're trying to push here. "Us" vs. "Them" doesn't work too well if there is no "them".

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    15. Re:Too good to be true? by TheVelvetFlamebait · · Score: 1

      Heaven forfend the government initiate any kind of scheme to listen to its electorate, because then they might have to talk!

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    16. Re:Too good to be true? by RoFLKOPTr · · Score: 1

      While factually correct, your post goes against the narrative we're trying to push here. "Us" vs. "Them" doesn't work too well if there is no "them".

      But the point is clear. I guess I should have put "them" in quotes as well.

    17. Re:Too good to be true? by RoFLKOPTr · · Score: 1

      and if you are a citizen of the United States of America

      Actually, I'm not. It was a hypothetical question.

      That's irrelevant, because you participated in a scenario involving the United States, so your hypothetical question involves you hypothetically being a United States citizen.

    18. Re:Too good to be true? by amentajo · · Score: 1

      Gender specificity aside, there are some weak people out there. Sometimes they get beaten up, and sometimes it's not their fault (they didn't start / strongly provoke it). Odds are, one or more of your close relatives fits that bill, and (call it kin selection if it helps) you might be more inclined to help them once they're in trouble. That's all that the grandparent was going for (I think).

    19. Re:Too good to be true? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ah, you must be a conservative as in I don't give to anybody less fortunate than I am without a lot of arrogant lectures about how you earned everything. Or a libertarian as in I don't give to anybody else because I'm way too self centered to imagine that anybody else has problems due to my selfishness.

    20. Re:Too good to be true? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are confusing "volunteering for the state" with "private volunteering." Plenty of examples of the latter can be found in every American community. If you're genuinely looking for opportunities to volunteer, and not just having a "get off my lawn" moment, I'm sure Google can help you find an opportunity to your liking. But let's say for the sake of argument that volunteerism is dead. Then what killed it? Could it be that charitable people just got sick and tired of watching the welfare state imprisoning more and more people, robbing them of their motivation and human dignity, and condemning them to life of serfdom? Been to the grocery store lately? Have you seen how many people depend on a state-issued welfare debit card? I would seriously put it at 30-35% at my grocery store, and I live in a middle-class suburb.

      As for why I wouldn't want to help the FCC with net neutrality - well that's easy. The government has no right to prevent ISPs from capping bandwidth on their own networks. If you want to transfer huge disk images back and forth, pay for your fair share you fucking freeloader! Also, the net neutrality initiative has far more insidious aims - like diluting conservative media with liberal talking points. You see, liberal media is an epic failure and cannot exist without massive government subsidies.

    21. Re:Too good to be true? by Machtyn · · Score: 1

      There is truth behind the phrase: "No good deed goes unpunished."
      There is also truth behind the phrase: "The nine most terrifying words in the English language are: 'I'm from the government and I'm here to help.'"

    22. Re:Too good to be true? by cybiko123 · · Score: 1

      Net neutrality is not about preventing ISPs from capping users. It's about preventing ISPs from prioritizing traffic to some sites over others.

    23. Re:Too good to be true? by swillden · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Last I checked, this was a government by the People for the People

      You need to check again.

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    24. Re:Too good to be true? by MindlessAutomata · · Score: 1

      Last I checked, this was a government by the People for the People,

      Aw, that's so adorable.

    25. Re:Too good to be true? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ever heard of a cell phone and 911...Your brothers mistake was enforcing laws without being in law enforcement.

    26. Re:Too good to be true? by BJ_Covert_Action · · Score: 1

      If ever a post detailed, through anecdote, precisely what has gone wrong with American society, this is it. The story of your brother, the unhealthy, 'fuck everyone else,' attitude that such incidents instill in our populace, and the requirement of a damn judge to dismiss your brother's charge are all a screaming testament to the lack of respect that folk these days have for themselves and one another. It's a sad day, indeed, when you cannot be a good neighbor without facing a criminal charge.

    27. Re:Too good to be true? by jc42 · · Score: 1

      Last I checked, this was a government by the People for the People, ...

      Nah; it's a government of the Corporations for the Corporations. Unless you have sufficient spare cash to match their "campaign contributions", you don't count.

      (And it doesn't really matter that the "government by the People for the People" phrase is an Americanism; this pretty much applies to most of the governments in the world. You may have a voice with your local government, if it's too small and unimportant to attract corporate campaign contributions, but you probably have little influence above that level.)

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    28. Re:Too good to be true? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Looks like I stuck a nerve! Fuck you all! :-)

  8. Adverse selection anyone? by MyLongNickName · · Score: 1

    Adverse selection anyone?

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    1. Re:Adverse selection anyone? by GaryOlson · · Score: 1

      Since the majority of the traffic measured will be YouTube and Facebook, this will be an excellent tool for these companies to statistically prove the ISPs are throttling their traffic. Useful traffic patterns will be dismissed as statistical noise. More wasted tax dollars at unwork.

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  9. not gonna work by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    surely the equipment or its traffic (even just the destination ip or range, if data is encrypted) will give away its presence on the provider's network. then the provider(s) will make sure that those particular customers get at least what's advertised, if not a little more, so they like more like santa instead of the grinch.

    1. Re:not gonna work by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      surely the equipment or its traffic (even just the destination ip or range, if data is encrypted) will give away its presence on the provider's network. then the provider(s) will make sure that those particular customers get at least what's advertised, if not a little more, so they like more like santa instead of the grinch.

      Are you assuming a throttled connection that could provide more throughput but does not due to throttling?

      Suppose that throughput is limited for physical reasons. Then there's really no way an ISP could "make sure that those particular customers get at least what's advertised" short of providing upgraded infrastructure.

    2. Re:not gonna work by fluffy99 · · Score: 1

      I volunteer for this and Verizon fixes the oversubscribed upstream bottleneck that's making my 1.5meg DSL drop to 600k during the day? That sounds like it winner to me. Where do I sign up? Think they'd notice if I ran BS data through their box?

    3. Re:not gonna work by delinear · · Score: 1

      Suppose that throughput is limited for physical reasons. Then there's really no way an ISP could "make sure that those particular customers get at least what's advertised" short of providing upgraded infrastructure.

      You're assuming fixing the infrastructure is the only option, how about fixing the advertising? People are generally happy to live with the limits of their technologies, what they're less happy about is that they often feel they've at least been misled, if not outright lied to by the advertising. I know I'm pretty tired of every ad being "get up to X" or "unlimited Y (subject to FUP of Z, where Z is incredibly limiting)". Just tell me in plain english what I'm paying for and what I'm likely to receive and I'll decide if I'm happy with that or need to pay more for a better level of service.

  10. News to me by tpstigers · · Score: 0, Troll

    So now helping the government = good. Wow. What country do you live in?

    1. Re:News to me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Didn't you get the memo? Obammy's in charge. Now the government can be trusted!

  11. "Washington" is a US State by huskerdoo · · Score: 2, Informative

    Argh! for the 8^56th time!

    - "Washington" is a US State founded in 1889.
    - "Washington D.C." is the Capital of the United States.

    This article was obviously not written by anyone on the west coast.

    1. Re:"Washington" is a US State by iammani · · Score: 3, Funny
    2. Re:"Washington" is a US State by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, if you want to get particularly pedantic, its "Washington, D.C." (note the comma.) The District of Columbia is a territory wholly occupied by the city of Washington.

      It wasn't always this way. At at least one point in time, Georgetown was its own city (town, village, hamlet?) existing beside Washington, inside of D.C.

    3. Re:"Washington" is a US State by GrahamCox · · Score: 1

      Argh! for the 8^56th time!

      That's a very specific (and large) number of times you've answered this point. Or did you forget the *^%$ shift key?

    4. Re:"Washington" is a US State by The_mad_linguist · · Score: 1

      They were going to name the state Columbia, but then thought people might get it confused with the District of Columbia, so they called it Washington instead.

    5. Re:"Washington" is a US State by Korbeau · · Score: 1

      Argh! for the 8^56th time!

      - "Washington" is a US State founded in 1889.
      - "Washington D.C." is the Capital of the United States.

      This article was obviously not written by anyone on the west coast.

      West coast? Which one? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/West_Coast

    6. Re:"Washington" is a US State by mgblst · · Score: 1

      Why would anybody get upset about this?

      Not math/maths and legos/lego, that is worth arguing about.

    7. Re:"Washington" is a US State by huskerdoo · · Score: 1

      Why would anybody get upset about this?

      Not math/maths and legos/lego, that is worth arguing about.

      If you live on the West Coast of the USA (good point @Korbeau, I thought of that after I posted), news reports are incredibly annoying to listen to when they say things like "A major fire occurred today in Washington". You have to listen to the report for awhile to figure out that they are not talking about something in Seattle, but something on the other side of the USA. The national news will freely interchange things like "Today Washington Governor Chris Gregoire enacted...", then a few minutes later, "Debate in Washington erupted over..."

  12. As a consumer... by palegray.net · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I care about speed, but I also care about transfer caps. Note that I'm not saying we should legislate this (I'm about to pay for "business class" service without a cap), but I'm saying 250 GB a month doesn't cut it for me. I transfer large disk images (server backups, even compressed, they're big) several times per month , move virtual machine images around on a routine basis, use streaming video services in lieu of television, streaming audio on top of that, etc. The list goes on, and my #1 concern isn't the transfer speed anymore. It's the transfer cap.

    1. Re:As a consumer... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, then it's safe to say that you shouldn't participate in this study, and this study isn't really for you. Since they indicate that they don't want anyone who downloads more than 30gb per month that rules you out of the first bit; your last few words tell why the second bit isn't you either.

      So, the only question is: Why did you post?

    2. Re:As a consumer... by palegray.net · · Score: 1

      Very simply this: voicing an opinion that, while not directly related to the topic, I believe is important and related. What good is blazing fast Internet when content delivery is increasingly going 100% online, and you're stuck with an insufficient cap?

    3. Re:As a consumer... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm the same AC.
      I believe as legitimate content increases, so will the caps increase in a likewise manner. I see no problem with the current cap situation, honestly.

      As an aside, I'm a very happy high-speed top-tier Comcast user who watches lots of streaming Netflix and Hulu, and I also buy lots of Xbox 360 games from the Xbox Live service (maybe not every month, but often enough). Also, I download all manner of torrents, legit and otherwise -- mostly music in uncompressed FLACs. I don't see any bandwidth cap problem. I've never been tapped on the shoulder over how much I download. I think even if I had a twin in the house doing the same type things, we wouldn't have an issue. If we did, we'd make a plan about it.

      All of this that I'm saying is about as relevant to the topic at hand as Uwe Boll is to good movies... which is why I'm posting AC. Your point, although sorta roughly valid, is nontheless completely out of place in this particular thread.

  13. Don't need a magic box by Cylix · · Score: 1

    I'm on DSL and I never hit my paid for maximum. More or less I expected never to actually reach this rate because it was stated up front this was a theoretical maximum and it is what it is. (Read, haha sucker.)

    The 20% less then advertised speed I can actually live with. It's the latency that I find horrendous. In addition their hideous network of latency hell I also get interleaving. I love a little boost of 32ms added to an already slow and hoppy network.

    Well it is unfortunately this or some awful awful ISP that has changed it's name to hide from the bad reviews.

    On the bright side there is a new WiMax provider in the area and it may be a promising alternative.

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  14. i kick mine over too oftent by mehemiah · · Score: 1

    it sais to promise not to unplug your modem. thats much to hard, if my look at mine funny it falls over and the power cord falls ou

  15. Oh Hai the CIA... by CupBeEmpty · · Score: 1

    ..."is looking for 10,000 volunteers" to monitor for all kinds of stuff.

  16. bandwidth meter! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    why cant the government run a few bandwidth meter tests to decide that?

    1. Re:bandwidth meter! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because there's that shit called powerboost that skews the results because the size of transfer tests is generally small enough to meet the powerboost cap.

  17. Do you receive your advertised bandwidth? by poly_pusher · · Score: 1

    I don't...
    Comcast frequently throttles connections. Aside from that, I am supposed to be at 22 Mbit per sec. It usually idles around 17 18 in tests and drops to 8-12 about 30 minutes into large downloads.

    That is definitely not what is advertised.

    If this helps the government come down on those practices then great.

    But yeah... I'm not signing up...

    1. Re:Do you receive your advertised bandwidth? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I predict that if the FCC goes after inet providers they will advertise their bandwidth at absolutely maximum 22mbits, mostly 17, and no guarantees.

    2. Re:Do you receive your advertised bandwidth? by muridae · · Score: 1, Insightful

      So, you are willing to complain, but not willing to do anything about it? The people who don't have a problem with this policy probably will not bother to join in. So how, exactly, do you think the government can "come down on those practices" if no one is willing to do more than say "My ISP does this, but I will not help you prove it"?

      Put this device between your DMZ/wifi router and your internal router. Then just make sure your torrent or other illicit traffic goes around this device. Easy, helps you nail your ISP for this crap, and you don't have to worry about the government spying on your Ubuntu iso uploads.

    3. Re:Do you receive your advertised bandwidth? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Put this device between your DMZ/wifi router and your internal router. Then just make sure your torrent or other illicit traffic goes around this device. Easy, helps you nail your ISP for this crap, and you don't have to worry about the government spying on your Ubuntu iso uploads.

      Except, you know, this would be false testimony, considering the device could only measure the "legal" bandwith used and not the torrent bandwidth, but both are provided.

    4. Re:Do you receive your advertised bandwidth? by hairyfeet · · Score: 1

      Ya lucky bastard! You Comcast guys don't know how good you got it, do you? Try Cox sometime, and enjoy paying $145 for a lousy 2Mbit (that's right, a whole 2) with a cap of 36Gb! oh and if you go over, which they don't bother giving you any kind of app so you're best guessing, it's $1.50 a Gb after! The only good thing about their service is the VoIP, and since my GF lives 250 miles away round trip it is the only reason I've stayed. Well that and the fact the local AT&T DSL is lucky to hit 756k when it works.

      So next time you're bitching about Comcast, just remember it could be worse, you could be on Cox. Oh and I just looove paying for basic cable when I don't even own a TV, because the assholes at cox refuse to sell anything unbundled. Thanks Cox!

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    5. Re:Do you receive your advertised bandwidth? by poly_pusher · · Score: 1

      Are there not other options? It would be very easy for them to gather information from the online speed test. Provider can easily be determined. All you would need was a check box establishing advertised bandwidth.

    6. Re:Do you receive your advertised bandwidth? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hmm... Cox in NW Arkansas is $46.99 a month for 12 Mbps (first 10-25 MB transferred on a connection gets 15 Mbps during off-peak times - they call this "PowerBoost").

      I think Cox in your area is just gouging you...

    7. Re:Do you receive your advertised bandwidth? by hairyfeet · · Score: 1

      It is what happens when you have what is known as a "monopoly" as in they can do what they want. They know they can do whatever because the AT&T DSL is a pile of garbage built on lines from the 60s that is lucky to work more than 2 blocks from the DSLAM, so it is bundle or highway baby, yeah!

      Oh and does your Cox actually "offer" Internet, or is it subleased? Because the last time mine broke I was asking the guy WTF is up with the shitty service and he said point blank "All we do is TV man, the Internet and VoIP is subleased to Verizon. All we can do is stand outside your apartment, call a number and say "Shits broke" and hope they fix it. That's it." which of course gives you that lovely "each guy blames the other for the shitty service" situation.

      So maybe you just got lucky dude, because here in NE AR Cox is the only game in town and they know it. Sadly I've been all over the south and there is more places like mine than like yours thanks to duopolies and monopolies. What I wouldn't give to have the government force open the last mile to competition!

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  18. Riiiiiiiight! by re_organeyes · · Score: 0

    And we're supposed to trust the government on this why?

    Another version of Big Brother?

  19. No way. by astro · · Score: 1

    There's no way in hell that I would voluntarily give the feds unfettered access to my web surfing logs. I'm a pretty innocent guy, but imagine the expansion of this program if it "succeeds".

  20. Speakeasy.net by srwood · · Score: 1

    Who hasn't heard of speakeasy.net?

    1. Re:Speakeasy.net by Scutter · · Score: 1

      Who hasn't heard of speakeasy.net?

      Speakeasy is awesome....when you can get it. The only thing I've been able to get from them in the 8 years at this location is IDSL. I had to go with SBC to get anything faster.

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    2. Re:Speakeasy.net by masterwit · · Score: 1

      This is a great tool to see the "best scenario", but a direct connection to a speakeasy server isn't everything. For instance an internet service provider could be...

      Filtering your traffic deeming what it feels is "worthy of quality bandwidth

      -and-

      A network can be considered "good" getting to some main nodes and whatnot, but what really defines a good network is the reliability, latency, and speed to those "tricky" spots.

      I am really just using analogies here, but speakeasy.net is a great tool to be used as a supplement imo to get an accurate picture of ISP's behavior...

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  21. PLEEEAASE READ!!! C'mon, now. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sounds like Bill Gates is ready for another MS/AOL email giveaway! Yippee!

  22. They're monitoring what? by correnos · · Score: 0

    I dunno, I'm not sure I feel safe with all of my web traffic going through a little box, no matter who it's offered by. I like my privacy, and having it go through Comcast is bad enough.

  23. Heh, what about the OTHER direction? by NotQuiteReal · · Score: 1

    How about a bunch of ACORN volunteers bitching about poor service so the Government (e.g. YOU) need to step in and shovel money at yet another "problem"...

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    1. Re:Heh, what about the OTHER direction? by kainosnous · · Score: 1

      That's exactly what this appears to be. Not that the government hasn't been known to throw cash an resources away, but I imagine that they intent to use this data for something. Either they will use it to create rules that will reward "good" (plays well with Uncle Sam) ISPs or they will use it to provide a "public option" for internet. I would guess that this isn't so trivial as finding software pirates. Either way, it will hurt most of us.

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  24. Too Good? by mxh83 · · Score: 0, Troll

    What's so good about this? Getting a monitored net connection and a few bucks that will make NO difference to your life; and in the bargain throwing away your privacy? And trusting people who should never be trusted? Did you ever hear of "Never talk to the police?"

  25. Do people ever think about what they type? by Tink2000 · · Score: 1

    Yeah about that... Actually it's completely what's advertised, and what's more it isn't even in any fine print: it's in the FAQ: ...customers' accounts must exceed a certain percentage of their upstream or downstream (both currently set at 70%) bandwidth for longer than a certain period of time, currently set at fifteen minutes.

    Emphasis mine.

  26. http://www.testmyisp.com/ by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    http://www.testmyisp.com/

  27. Interrogative? by slick7 · · Score: 1

    How many surfers does it take jump start SKYNET?

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  28. Seriously /.? by AngryPhysicist · · Score: 5, Insightful
    I'm impressed. Really I am. Of all the complaints I've read in commentary, about the way major ISP's are treating their customers, this should be a call to arms for everyone. But no, everyone here has to put on their tin-foil hat and cower in fear because the government is actually trying to give a damn. They are asking for your help to prove to the rest of the nation that you are being ripped off by your ISP. They even describe what they intend to do with your bandwidth usage in the FAQs!

    How does this affect my security and privacy? The unit operates as a normal router and exposes absolutely no services to the Internet. It's similar to installing a print server or a NAS on to your home network - it's a cut down device that serves a very specific purpose. We should point out that assuming the unit is installed as per the instructions, all network traffic will be flowing through it. However, the unit simply acts as a standard switch or standard router and does not look at any of the packets flowing across your network. It only monitors traffic volumes for the purposes of deciding when to run (or not to run!) the tests and to measure consumption. Testing information uploaded from the unit to our servers contains no information about you whatsoever. Furthermore, all such communications are encrypted, ensuring that results cannot be tampered with en-route. Your individual unit's test results will be available to you alone. Your unit's results will also be aggregated with others from the same ISP to form a larger average set of results that can be viewed publicly. We have absolutely no intention of doing anything that may adversely affect your privacy or security. If you have any concerns please feel free to contact us to discuss them. SamKnows, on behalf of the FCC, is collecting and storing broadband performance information, including various personally identifiable information (PII) such as the street addresses, email addresses, online usage patterns, and broadband performance information, from those individuals who are participating voluntarily in this test. SamKnows will not release, disclose to the public, or share any PII with any outside entities, including the FCC, except as is consistent with the Privacy Act of 1974, Public Law 93579 (5 U.S.C. 552a(b)(5)). For more information, see the SamKnows privacy policy. The broadband performance information that is made available to the public, including the FCC, will be in an aggregated form and with all PII removed, in compliance with subsection (b)(5) of the Privacy Act of 1974, as amended (5 U.S.C. 552a), and the SamKnows privacy policy. The broadband performance information that is made available to the public, including the FCC, will be in an aggregated form and with all PII removed, in compliance with subsection (b)(5) of the SamKnows privacy policy. The FCC is soliciting this information under authority of the Broadband Data Improvement Act of 2008, Pub. L. No. 110-385, Stat 4096 103(c)(1); American Reinvestment and Recovery Act of 2009 (ARRA), Pub. L. No. 111-5, 123 Stat 115 (2009); and Section 154(i) of the Communications Act of 1934, as amended.

    https://www.testmyisp.com/faq.html If you consider this flaimbait, I don't care. But for once, stop being paranoid and actually take the chance to help out. And before anyone asks, yes I am new here.

    1. Re:Seriously /.? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      And before anyone asks, yes I am new here.

      ...then how did you know to say that?

    2. Re:Seriously /.? by ShakaUVM · · Score: 1

      >>But no, everyone here has to put on their tin-foil hat and cower in fear because the government is actually trying to give a damn.

      Government spying vs. a chance to take Comcast down a notch?

      My lord, man, stop! You'll cause their heads to explode!

  29. Apparently, privacy a non-issue by SheeEttin · · Score: 1

    I don't claim to be a hard-core network tech, but it seems that this device is just a router/gateway, which you could presumably just attach to your existing router, rather than replace it. This way, you wouldn't be passing your traffic through it, and it presumably wouldn't be able to see anything beyond what your router decides to route in its direction, and it could still perform its tests.

  30. And once the telcos get a box to play with? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Let's assume that there are bandwidth shenanigans going on. What do you think is going to happen here?

    1) FCC sends out boxes
    2) ISPs put a high bounty on finding a box-recipient to cooperate with their engineers for testing
    3) ISPs use what they learn to identify every box-recipient via the boxes' reporting data back to the central server
    4) All box-recipients get double speed broadband, to the detriment of everyone else.

    When the plan is that obvious, it really makes you question the FCC that much more in this. What do they honestly expect to happen? And wait, doesn't the government already have the capability to monitor the Internet at a much more fundamental, back-bone-esque level? Isn't there some way they could measure this from there?

    But then, why would they send the boxes out, if they could just monitor our traffic from that same level?

    When you realize that there is NO WAY the ISPs wouldn't cheat the distributed-box system if they were already cheating on bandwidth, this whole thing really makes no sense at all.

    1. Re:And once the telcos get a box to play with? by Rockoon · · Score: 1

      4) All box-recipients get double speed broadband, to the detriment of everyone else.

      Then I write FakeBox and foil their plans.

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  31. An easy option (no 10k users needed) by ncgnu08 · · Score: 1

    Do the companies provide as much speed as they advertise? Umm... no, not at all. I'm lucky to get my Charter Cable connection to work at all between midnight and 4am. I usually lose my connection 4-5 times daily (during the normal day, not the 12am to 4am). It is a POS but my only option for high speed. I have had 15-20 techs out at different times, and the last one finally admitted "no one gets the full speed" that is advertised. After talking to many of my "less tech savvy" neighbors I found out they think that the internet just goes out like that. And conveniently enough my internet connection just hates Hulu or any other video streaming site. I would be very surprised if anyone has a different experience with Charter (I love them!)...

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  32. Too good to be true usually is, the basis scam by qwerty8ytrewq · · Score: 1
    In this case, this looks like gently exploitative crowdsourcing (someone needs to coin a phrase for that). I am very reminded of the

    microsoft scam email

    which still does the rounds. classic stuff.

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    1. Re:Too good to be true usually is, the basis scam by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ah, the good old Microsoft email scam. My favorite flavor is the one where Intel and AOL somehow merge (why on Earth they would ever create such an abomination is left as a thought exercise to the email recipient) and are also in on the effort. I received that very email just last year from my cousin. I love my family, but some people really should be banned from the Internet.

      May I be the first to coin the phrase "crowdwhoring?"

  33. Sounds similar to stuff in the UK by BandoMcHando · · Score: 1

    These folks - http://www.samknows.com/ - do a similar thing in the UK conencted to ofcom (similar body to FCC), and a look at the website indicates it actually probably is them.

    1. Re:Sounds similar to stuff in the UK by Spad · · Score: 1

      I think the real giveaway was the copyright notice at the bottom of www.testmyisp.com

      Copyright © 2003-2010 SamKnows.com

  34. UK ISP's by mistralol · · Score: 1

    Well this is pritty simple in the UK for any BT based isp. They advertise up to 8mbit or up to 24mbit for adsl 1 / 2+. However BT have an ip profile which is always slightly lower that the archives dsl sync rate. This is the maximum data rate that will be delivered across the BT atm cloud. Therefore it is impossible to actually achieve the advertised speed using anything that is based on the BT 20cn and BT 21cn types of connections. Why do they need volunteers when "technically" is it impossible to work?

  35. How exactly is this "too good to be true?" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    From what I understand, the word "volunteer" implies that no payment is involved. How exactly is this "too good to be true?" If the government wants to collect bandwidth statistics of people jerking off on the web all day, can't they just survey their own employees?

  36. Isn't this a duplicate? by Herschel+Cohen · · Score: 1

    I aborted my run in the former instance, because the measurement saw only a high burst speed that immediate degraded to piddling one, well below the supposed high rate being advertised. Little different this time, register and run with no real point to communicate. I will fore go this opportunity to help buttress spurious statistics in support of the status quo.

  37. Trust? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We won't trust the monitoring box until we can get our hands on one and monitor it for untoward behaviour.

    Who watches the watchers of the Internet? The geeks do.

  38. Debian's toy story by tepples · · Score: 1

    I'd definitely go with the random data. Only a pirates use Linux so you'd be determined guilty right from the start!

    I think it would be fun to start naming Ubuntu releases after the latest movies. Then we could have 'Avatar', 'Hurtlocker', 'Toystory3' etc

    Debian releases are already named after Toy Story characters. But then perhaps we could tie each Ubuntu release in with some well-known cartoon character: 4.10 was Pumbaa, 5.04 was Sonic, 7.04 was Bambi, 9.10 was Blinky Bill...

    1. Re:Debian's toy story by Rockoon · · Score: 1

      Extremely-High-Def-Mohamed-Picture--you-can-see-his-hair-follicles!!!11!.iso

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      "His name was James Damore."
  39. Comcast v. Verizon by EmagGeek · · Score: 1

    Comcast is going to get into some deep doodoo on this one. They advertise a speed, but don't make it readily apparent that you only really get that speed for a short burst of time, and then the connection falls back to some very slow speed.

    Verizon Fios, on the other hand, advertises a speed, and at least for me, that's what I get, all the time - and sometimes a bit more.

    I pay something like $38 for my 5/20, and I get 5/20 very reliabily. Comcast sells 3/16 for $65 in my area, and it's only 3/16 for the first 5MB or so of traffic, then it falls back to 768k/3.

  40. Muhammad who? by tepples · · Score: 1

    Extremely-High-Def-Mohamed-Picture--you-can-see-his-hair-follicles!!!11!.iso

    Is Ali (2001) on Blu-ray yet?

  41. All providers provide poor bandwidth by realsilly · · Score: 1

    I've been with a few different ones and never get what I'm paying for. Bandwidth Speed tests don't prove very much unless you're expanding your testing to check points of origins of requests back to requestor. If two different providers take different paths, then the comparisons are poor. If I use 3 providers at the same time to access the same info from the same point of orgin and they take the same path, then I can provide a more accurate picture of what the results are. But as I understand it, the internet is designed such that if one path is not available, the request will look for an available path until it either finds one or not.

    I want to see this test done, not because I want the FCC to have a case to make to gain control, but to help show what all of us are already aware of, that internet providers do not live up to their service agreements.

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    Life takes interesting turns, but the most interest is when you're off the beaten path.
  42. So buy a business... by noidentity · · Score: 1

    account.

    1. Re:So buy a business... by palegray.net · · Score: 1

      As stated in my original post, I'm about to buy a business account. However, given the explosion in realistic bandwidth usage by even average households given online media development, I'm pretty sure 250 GB a month isn't going to be adequate for most people fairly soon.

  43. Ironically ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    My given captcha was 'fishy company'. True.

  44. Obvious problem with obvious solution by mollog · · Score: 1

    You think the FCC didn't already have consultants who considered this possibility? It seems like there would be a variety of ways to defeat this sort of 'gaming' of the system.

    Regardless, this is the sort of thing that would have been unthinkable just two years ago. Glad to see the FCC is working on improving the Googles. The United States has fallen behind many other countries in the metrics of delivery of internet access (speed, price, access). It is a competitive advantage for the U.S. to have it widely available, cheap and fast.

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  45. Woot! by Walter+White · · Score: 1

    In for three!

    probably refurbs. :(

  46. Dear Washington by Deliveranc3 · · Score: 1

    No.

    Thanks for your time, glad to inform.

    I'm not even in your country and I know, THIS CAME WAY TOO LATE.

    Please also check out VOIP and sharing over a home network, various ISPs turn these features on and off at will when they feel threatened or just hostile.