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Quantifying, and Dealing With, the Deepwater Spill

Gooseygoose writes with a link to this analysis by Boston University professor Cutler Cleveland. "Some reports in the media attempt to downplay the significance of the release of oil from the Deepwater Horizon accident by arguing that natural oil seeps release large volumes of oil to the ocean, so why worry? Let's look at the numbers." Read on for a few more stories on the topic of the Deepwater Horizon spill. theodp writes with some information on the remote-controlled efforts to stanch the oil's flow: "The work Tito Collasius does sounds a little like science fiction: Men on ships flicking joysticks that control robots the size of trucks as they rove miles beneath the sea in near-freezing depths no man could hope to reach. But BP's spill efforts rest in the hands of underwater remote-operated vehicle (ROV) pilots, who 'fly' the ROVs from command centers aboard ships, joysticks in hand and large banks of screens in front of them offering a view of the challenges they confront in the waters below. ROVs are typically used for commercial (as in the oil industry), oceanographic (science research and exploration), and military (mine reconnaissance and recovery) missions. If you're interested in joining Tito, training's available." Even if BP were to effect a perfect block for the oil, though, there's still quite a bit of it swirling in the Gulf — you've probably seen some gut-wrenching pictures of the affected wildlife. Reader grrlscientist writes "Some people claim that we should euthanize all oiled birds immediately upon recovering them. But I argue it is our ethical responsibility to protect, clean, and save these birds, even after they've been oiled, just as we should preserve and clean their habitats."

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  1. All natural by Veggiesama · · Score: 5, Funny

    See? The oil spill is all natural. Nothing to see here, folks. The catastrophe was all in your minds. You can go back to driving SUVs, voting Republican, and burning rubber tires for fun again.

    1. Re:All natural by R3d+M3rcury · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I first heard this line of reasoning on Fox News and my first reaction was "scale, people." What's funny is that our local Fox affiliate keeps sending reporters up to the beaches of Santa Barbara where there's a fairly large natural oil seep as if to say, "See? It's no big deal..."

    2. Re:All natural by sumdumass · · Score: 3, Interesting

      The reasons we are probably seeing things like this is to undo or mitigate the damage to the coastal tourism that is already being seen in the gulf area as a reaction to the spill. This will go more common as more and more industries away from the spill are hit with less and less business from the consumers on the beaches.

      This will hit hard around election time if something can't be done to curb the expected negative growth in the economy caused by this. Expect the idea to get really popular in the next couple months.

    3. Re:All natural by sjames · · Score: 4, Insightful

      It's not THAT hard to understand if anyone tries to present it. Quick, everyone in the world drip one drop of oil wherever they may be. Tiny problem, no big deal.

      Now, drip 6 billion drops of oil where you're standing right now (about 300,000 Liters) and see how much trouble it is!

    4. Re: All natural by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Boo hoo. Let me know when its any more unfair than having your livelihood wrecked because some BP fuckheads couldn't keep control of their oil wells. When you shit in the sandbox you should face some extraordinary rules. It isn't a game when you're fucking up my world. If BP ever played by 'fair' rules instead of bribing... I mean, lobbying politicians, drilling and ignoring safety standards, etc we could judge them by fair rules. But they didn't. They broke the rules, they hit below the belt, they rigged the odds and they fucked up. So screw the marquis of queensbury rules, the gloves come off now.

    5. Re: All natural by rtb61 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      The game is not the US government the game is a corrupted version the Lobbyist US Government, a government of the corporations, by the corporations and for the corporations (well at least the corporate executives, the investors quite often get it in the neck at golden parachute time). Of course the lobbyists can get kicked out on any issue or all together, the public just has to demonstrate the collective will to do so.

      Criminal negligence should never be allowed, prosecution for the crimes committed by BP, Halliburton and Transocean should be pursued. The executives responsible for those decisions should have their assets seized and spend the rest of their lives in jail. Can't find a way to do it, well, simply claim that some components of the oil are drugs and the companies involved are illegally distributing and dealing it (so seized under drug dealer laws).

      A for proof of their criminal negligence, well hey, you would have to be blind, deaf and dumb not to be aware of the evidence of it or a Republican politician to be able to shamelessly publicly lie about what is blatantly obvious or a Fox News presenter/reporter for whom the truth is nothing but a tool by which to extort advertising dollars and lies are what they really sell.

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    6. Re: All natural by Mr2001 · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I think we can all agree that the liability caps were a stupid, stupid idea by now and if we retroactively enforce them, we essentially give the government to take down whatever business they don't really like. [...] it is simply unfair to change the rules of a game in progress.

      If Congress can retroactively extend the length of copyrights that were granted half a century ago, then apparently changing the rules of a game in progress is A-OK.

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    7. Re:All natural by ultranova · · Score: 2, Insightful

      What's the problem? It is! This stuff is leaking out of the EARTH, with no factory processing, it's just, you know, leaking... All Natural (TM) oil. Just the Earth "doing it's thing".

      The periodic extinction of dominant megafauna (that's currently us) is also natural and just the Earth "doing it's thing".

      Just saying.

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    8. Re: All natural by ultranova · · Score: 5, Insightful

      If they are forced to pay $50 billion, they got screwed by the government.

      And if they aren't, real human beings get screwed over by them.

      You can't change the rules while the game is in progress.

      Yes, you can. And in fact they regularly are, in more complex games, such as D&D. Humans are imperfect and the rules they make sometimes have holes which let some players screw other players.

      This is especially true of games where a huge disparity of power exists between players, such as the game of BP vs. real human beings.

      No matter how much we like to hate BP, you have to realize they were just playing the game as it was presented by the US government. I think we can all agree that the liability caps were a stupid, stupid idea by now and if we retroactively enforce them, we essentially give the government to take down whatever business they don't really like.

      And that's a great idea. Businesses aren't holy cows, they are the workhorses of economy; if one acts all uppity, why shouldn't it be put down and shipped to the glue factory?

      In fact I say we start the slaughter right now. I, for one, am tired of carrying horses on my back.

      Should BP pay for the spill? Absolutely, but we missed our chance in 1990, it is simply unfair to change the rules of a game in progress.

      Whenever there's a story about some company doing something technically legal but horribly unfair, we get a hundred posts defending their right to do so, saying that the "world is not fair; deal with it". The second someone dares to suggest dealing with it by treating a company the same way, we get cries of "wah! unfair!".

      Either fairness is important or it isn't. Either you can do anything you can get away with, or you can't. You can't have it both ways depending on whichever suits you best at the moment. Corporate America, which way do you want it?

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    9. Re:All natural by FTWinston · · Score: 4, Insightful

      seeing how [Obama's] superior executive response has been to let BP fumble around forever?

      That's because BP are the ones with the greatest expertise here. Frankly, Obama would be acting very irresponsibly if he kicked them out of the cleanup altogether and just made them foot the bill. And with so much at stake, I really wouldn't want the president to act irresponsibly for the sake of making himself look better in the short term.

    10. Re: All natural by jbengt · · Score: 4, Informative

      BP's individual company liability for civil damages is limited to $75 million because the oil companies contribute to a fund that is to pay the rest. Who knows what happens if the liability fund is depleted before all the liabilities are met?

      Also, liability for breaking laws, rules, and regulations are not limited. They are breaking a lot of laws, and could be fined a lot, including up to $4,300 per barrel spilled (that could be a couple of $billion) the killing of wildlife (that could cost at least a $billion), and more.

      IANAL, YMMV, etc.

    11. Re: All natural by MrKaos · · Score: 4, Insightful

      When you shit in the sandbox you should face some extraordinary rules.

      Lets be realistic here, soon this will become a world wide catastrophe taking it beyond Just America as oil starts to get into the international currents and finds itself all over the world. Yeah it's a game, with more pawns than kings and guess what you and I are. Once it's there BP has won the game.

      Why? Because realistically no one here cares as long as you can drive and get your groceries. Slowly it will become a blip on the world media and it just doesn't affect you. After a while it will be the whole 'residents lives were destroyed and thats really bad but it's not me' and 'Gee the government really ought to do sumthing about it' kind of apathy will arise and our complacent little lives will once again be complete. Then it will become;

      Gee what about that oil spill - yeah terrible, tsk tsk.

      And ask yourself when the last time you felt strongly about something you actually wrote a letter to your pollycritter saying how you wanted the matter treated or regulations increased or laws or criminal charges pressed instead of just feeling angry and shouting at the TV before you call this flamebait.

      We asked for this shit because we just love it when the PR crew goes down on us and makes us feel like it's all right, it'll be alright, see, just an image change away and some funky 'we've learned our lesson now' ads from BP, maybe a name change or a buy out and we will all throw our money at them again. Heaps cheaper than doing it right.

      Here's a fun thing to think about, it's not just global warming but every biological support system that sustains life on this planet is in decline.

      There I said it, and we will all go on singing and dancing with full bellys until the next disaster.

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    12. Re:All natural by FTWinston · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I'm with you to an extent on this point, but I really don't think that there's anything much more that he COULD do, unfortunately. After the initial failure/error, this would be a major disaster whoever was handling it.

      Deep sea expertise is one thing, but this isn't just a deep sea issue. This is also an issue with an extremely high-pressure oil well gushing out through a fair bit of broken machinery. Ignoring the dynamics of that would be a dangerous mistake, and unfortunately, when it comes to practical experience dealing with ruptured oil wells, the experts are likely mostly in private industry.

    13. Re:All natural by jandersen · · Score: 2, Informative

      The oil spill is all natural

      - just like strychnine and arsenic. Enjoy.

  2. Heh, by Ethanol-fueled · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Reader grrlscientist writes...it is our ethical responsibility to protect, clean and save these birds, even after they've been oiled, just as we should preserve and clean their habitats

    I love it. The BP executives should themselves be forced to help clean birds and other wildlife. It's the grown-up equivalent of writing "I will not pollute the ocean" ten million times on the blackboard.

    1. Re:Heh, by caseih · · Score: 3, Insightful

      But of course we all share the blame for this disaster. The root cause, after all, is our collective demand that BP drill for oil and sell it to us. Of course it's likely there were specific things that specific individuals did or did not do that precipitated this disaster, and yes they will have pay for their errors. But I worry about vilifying BP too much. It is almost as if we're trying to assuage our own consciences by mistakenly thinking that if we can just get BP to take the blame then everything will be alright and we can keep on living the consumption lifestyle.

    2. Re:Heh, by Darkness404 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      No, the root cause was that the government decided to put liability caps in the 1990s on oil drilling thus allowing BP to take a gamble and not have to worry about any real liability. There are safe ways to drill, the other oil platforms that aren't gushing barrels of oil left and right into the ocean are proof of that.

      We can place the root of the blame on our congress for failing to allow for the free market to have prevented this.

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    3. Re:Heh, by camperdave · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I don't remember ever asking BP to drill for oil. I don't remember ever asking anyone to drill in an unsafe manner. No, BP has to take the blame for this themselves. They tried to take a short-cut and failed. There are plenty of other oil rigs that are chugging away just fine.

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    4. Re:Heh, by MadUndergrad · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Screw that. I've told anyone who will listen that we need to get off oil and tried to do so myself. I resent being lumped in with all the "drill baby drill" yahoos as part of the problem. Some of us are at least trying to be part of the solution.

    5. Re:Heh, by Idbar · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Probably after watching all these losses, they will just raise the price per gallon so they can quickly recover from their economic damage. Wait were you talking about guilt for the birds or the oil? Ah... the birds... yeah... I don't think so.

    6. Re:Heh, by fyoder · · Score: 2

      I wonder if Obama has too much integrity for his own good. As President, he's got more important things to do with his time than volunteer to clean birds, yet you're right, politically that would go a long way. Likewise, one resident of the area I heard on radio was convinced that he wasn't doing anything because there weren't a lot of military and coast guard ships out there. Sure, there wouldn't be much for them to do since BP is the entity dealing with the problem, but it would create the appearance of government involvement in a solution, that is to say, it would look like he was doing something. On the one hand I respect him for his playing it straight, but on the other, if he wants to do good and do good for a second term, there's something to be said for making a good impression.

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    7. Re:Heh, by NeutronCowboy · · Score: 4, Informative

      For the umpteenth time, only economic liability is capped to 75 million dollars. And that is only if BP cannot be found to be at fault for the spill. Even if it is found to be completely faultless though (rabid dolphins sabotaging the BOP, for example), BP is responsible for every cost associated with the clean-up.

      We can place the root of the blame on our congress for failing to allow for the free market to have prevented this.

      What? "failing to allow for the free market to have prevented this"? Ohhhh.... I get it. Even if the government regulation is a net positive, it's all because it's actually the free market at work. So if it's good, it's the free market working, and if it's bad, it's the government interfering. Got it.

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    8. Re:Heh, by AGMW · · Score: 2, Insightful

      For the umpteenth time, only economic liability is capped to 75 million dollars. And that is only if BP and/or Halliburton and/or Transocean cannot be found to be at fault for the spill.

      Fixed that for you ...

      ... and whilst we're at it, let's have a quick look at the time a US company (Union Carbide) screwed the pooch on foreign soil (Bhopal) and perhaps use that as a yardstick for what the US deems a reasonable cleanup. From the linked page ...

      "Some 25 years after the gas leak, 390 tons of toxic chemicals abandoned at the UCIL plant continue to leak and pollute the groundwater in the region and affect thousands of Bhopal residents who depend on it ..."

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    9. Re:Heh, by abigsmurf · · Score: 2, Insightful

      "I stick my fingers in my ears and go 'lalalalala' when people talk about the envoironmental impact and risks involved in oil drilling so I'm blameless!"

    10. Re:Heh, by wisdom_brewing · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Completely agreed but MadUndergrad states hes making an effort... If everyone shared the effort it would lower demand substantially, if theres enough demand, economically feasible solutions will find their way to market

    11. Re:Heh, by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I don't remember ever asking BP to drill for oil. I don't remember ever asking anyone to drill in an unsafe manner. No, BP has to take the blame for this themselves. They tried to take a short-cut and failed. There are plenty of other oil rigs that are chugging away just fine.

      'Plenty of other oil rigs' are operating in exactly the same manner as BP's. You might want to start panicking now or, at least, take a look around your house and out to your driveway and consider that you did ask BP to drill for oil.

    12. Re:Heh, by Bing+Tsher+E · · Score: 3, Interesting

      "Making a good impression" would sort of imply Obama would have to retroactively cease being the single politician who has received the largest financial contributions from BP, though, wouldn't you think??

    13. Re:Heh, by Mspangler · · Score: 4, Insightful

      "I don't remember ever asking BP to drill for oil."
      Actually you did, unless you live a life without using oil, plastics, non-organic food, paper, a good many medicines, and no metals or lumber. Oil is everywhere.

      "I don't remember ever asking anyone to drill in an unsafe manner."

      Now that statement is entirely reasonable.

    14. Re:Heh, by AK+Marc · · Score: 2, Insightful

      If you ever took a ride in a car or airplane then you share a part in this.

      If you are going to state it like that, you might as well say that if you've ever left your house or had a visitor, or connected with any external utilities, or done any business with anyone anywhere for any reason, then you are the problem.

      You can't walk down to the grocery store and walk back and ignore that everything in that store burned diesel or gasoline to get there. You can't receive visitors who drove or even took the bus to your house without taking responsibility for the oil. You can't have electricity without taking responsibility for the oil used to generate electricity (go ahead, tell me how it's mostly coal, then tell me how much oil/diesel is used, and note that it's non-zero, so even if you pay for "renewable" energy, there's a chance your actual power was provided by oil). And even if you take issue with that, what percentage of those who drive to work to provide your energy used oil products to get to work? So, if you are going to try to guilt someone, you might as well go all the way and make it quite clear how absurd your guilt is.

      Everyone shares responsibility to some extent BP is the main culprit no doubt...

      You might as well say it that way, rather than the whole "if you drive, take responsibility" when it's really "if you live, take responsibility."

      Which, again is completely absurd, no matter how hard I tried, short of buying a piece of land and erecting a fence to keep everyone in from going out, and everyone out from going in (oh no, flashbacks of The Village), I'd be contributing to oil usage. Unless that's what you are advocating, then it's a biased and useless assertion to say "if you drive, then ..." when it's really "if you live, then ..."

      You need to grow a pair and take responsibility for your actions before you can expect BP execs to.

      Well then, lets just revoke all laws about safety and such for oil, after all, if we aren't allowed to hold the people that caused the problem responsible, then we might as well go all the way. While on that, we should abolish all laws, because how can you convict a murderer if you broke the law by speeding?

      Oh wait, the rest of us that are sane realize that you can hold someone responsible even if you are a customer of theirs.

  3. The Usual Suspects by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Slashdotters are better than the general public at understanding that this BP rupture's quantity of spewing oil is very serious and damaging, even where it isn't obvious on Gulf Coast beaches.

    So you should look at who is downplaying it. And then remember next time they tell you something how seriously low their credibility is. That they cannot be trusted. Their usual lying isn't usually as obvious as it is here.

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    1. Re:The Usual Suspects by slick7 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      So you should look at who is downplaying it. And then remember next time they tell you something how seriously low their credibility is. That they cannot be trusted. Their usual lying isn't usually as obvious as it is here.

      Let's start with all the D.C. politicians who conveniently remain quiet. Why? I hear more clamoring from the governors of the states being affected than from the voter elected senators and representatives. Why?
      How many of the voter elected politicians are on the oil industry payroll? Why? What happened to safety administrator who abruptly "retired" when this whole fiasco blew up (no pun intended). How many oil executives and oil lobby politicians switch roles when things get dicey?
      If there ever was a call to separate Business and State, this is it.

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    2. Re:The Usual Suspects by Phroggy · · Score: 3, Insightful

      But I'm not sure how helpful it is to actually quantify it. The amount of oil spewing into the Gulf doesn't really have any impact on the efforts to stop it; it simply must be stopped at all costs and BP is doing everything they can to try to make that happen. If the leak were twice as big, or half as big, the appropriate response would be precisely the same.

      So next we have the issue of cleanup of beaches. The amount of oil reaching the beaches is good to know, but not necessarily directly correlated with the amount of oil gushing out of the well - there's a lot of coastline, and the amount of oil hitting each spot will vary.

      As for the amount of oil that remains in the gulf itself, it seems to me there's not a whole lot we can do about that at this point. So while there's certainly value in understanding the nature and scope of the problem, in purely practical terms I don't really see how it matters.

      When you say "you should look at who is downplaying it," do you mean people who are saying this isn't really that big a deal, and it's not really that much oil? Or do you mean people who are saying the exact amount of oil isn't relevant to the task at hand? If the former, I agree with you, but if you mean the latter, you may want to reconsider.

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    3. Re:The Usual Suspects by girlintraining · · Score: 3, Insightful

      If there ever was a call to separate Business and State, this is it.

      I'm undoing a lot of mod points to say this, but separation caused this mess: A lack of regulatory oversight and trusting that the private industry was putting in adequate safeguards. Business and State need to be working in a partnership -- it's a necessity. There was a disconnect; The people making the laws and doing the regulatory oversight didn't have the training or knowledge to know what measures would be effective (and what was just window-dressing). What we need to look at right now is how that relationship can be structured to best serve the public interest, rather than private interests as it has until now.

      I would start by putting people who design and work with these systems in front of Congress and coming up with effective measures the government can take to prevent private interests from causing this amount of damage again.

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    4. Re:The Usual Suspects by AK+Marc · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I'm undoing a lot of mod points to say this, but separation caused this mess: A lack of regulatory oversight and trusting that the private industry was putting in adequate safeguards. Business and State need to be working in a partnership -- it's a necessity. There was a disconnect; The people making the laws and doing the regulatory oversight didn't have the training or knowledge to know what measures would be effective (and what was just window-dressing).

      I think the two of you are saying the same thing in the opposite way. There were lots of experts working on the regulations. Unfortunately, they were all experts working for businesses. They knew they were putting in loop holes. Government and business worked together to screw the people in a manner that looked like they were working together for the betterment of everyone.

      What we need to look at right now is how that relationship can be structured to best serve the public interest, rather than private interests as it has until now.

      See, there was an involvement between the two. They just worked really hard to make it look like they were being helpful while harming the people. Whether it's the banks, the oil companies, or the automotive cartel shooting themselves (and the American people) in the foot in the long term to try to get next quarter's profits up, they work really hard to pretend to be helpful while giving the expert advice and guidance to make some of the worst legislation possible.

    5. Re:The Usual Suspects by Xyrus · · Score: 2, Interesting

      As for the amount of oil that remains in the gulf itself, it seems to me there's not a whole lot we can do about that at this point. So while there's certainly value in understanding the nature and scope of the problem, in purely practical terms I don't really see how it matters.

      One gulf hurricane in the area will demonstrate pretty effectively why it matters. A hurricane is capable of churning up deep water which means not only would an area need to worry about the oil at the surface but also any of those deeper oil plumes below the surface as well. There's a difference between weathering a hurricane and needing to evacuate due to toxic contamination.

      Given that it is expected that this year will be a hyper-active hurricane season it is very important to know the extent of the spill so hurricane prone areas are prepared deal with not only the normal hurricane threats but also the new HAZMAT threat posed by a category WD-40 hurricane.

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    6. Re:The Usual Suspects by kencurry · · Score: 2, Interesting

      ...Or do you mean people who are saying the exact amount of oil isn't relevant to the task at hand? If the former, I agree with you, but if you mean the latter, you may want to reconsider.

      Here's the thing. We want the answer. We don't have to justify why. BP is responsible to us, and we want the fucking answer.

      If they had hit my child in a car, and I asked 'how fast you were going,' and their answer was "what does it matter let's just call the ambulance" I would destroy them right then and there. period. Irrational or not. I deserve the answer and I don't need to justify why.

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  4. The Exon Valdez by b4upoo · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Take a look at the site of the Exon spill in Alaska. Although it has been about 30 years the beaches are still a total wreck and the area still can not be fished.
                  Coral reefs may be the worst injuries as they kill easily and may take hundreds of years to rekindle. It is obvious that financially damaged parties will continue to be damaged for decades.
                  And the large view is even worse. Human population is exploding and we are now absolutely confronted with the fact that oil driven technologies are a horror story. And we are jumping to adopt newer technologies with no way to estimate the great harm that they may generate. After all, only the lunatic fringe believed that oil driven advances were aproblem until the 1970 era.

    1. Re: The Exon Valdez by Rei · · Score: 4, Informative

      The heavy fraction does stick around.

      Some fishing has recovered at Valdez; others haven't. There is no exposed oil, but there is buried oil. Burial slows degradation.

      A good lesson can come from natural seeps. Life isn't adapted to intense releases of oil concentrated in a given location. It is adapted to oil coming into an ecosystem in small quantities. Hence, the oil will be devastating to the Mississippi River Delta, and to a lesser extent, regions adjacent (if winds and currents hit it just right, it could cause some problems in the Keys as well). But at the same time, the talk of heavy oil slicks covering the US east coast, or even more extreme, turning all of the world's oceans to poison (yes, I've heard people make that claim) are pure hyperbole.

      If the Mississippi River Delta responds in the same way that the BOC responded to Ixtoc 1, it could be largely back to normal in two years. But there are definitely differences this time (namely, the depth, the extensive use of dispersants, and the low-oxygen waters of the delta). How that will change the picture, who knows. I suspect they'll slow the recovery.

    2. Re: The Exon Valdez by GrumblyStuff · · Score: 5, Insightful

      No, NOT stop everything until it's all perfect but how about not being cheap fucks and skimping on safety?!

      So far we've heard that BP was pushing for a faster and faster schedule, using only two plugs instead of three, forgoing a final check on the cement, and (think this might have been Transocean) ignoring CLEAR FUCKING EVIDENCE that the seal of the BOP was damaged (clear as in chunks of in the hands of workers that they brought to the manager).

      Oh, and stuff like the BOP had low batteries and one of the redundant systems was shot.

      And fuck MMS for being a bunch of corporate whores and letting BP FILL OUT THE INSPECTION REPORTS. WHAT. THE. FUCK. IS WRONG WITH THESE ASSHOLES?

      That's the problem and THAT is what makes me so furious. Maybe we need more regulation. Maybe we don't. It's kinda hard to tell when it appears that absolutely NONE of it was followed.

      I can only wish that some asses get nailed to the wall over this.

    3. Re: The Exon Valdez by rrohbeck · · Score: 4, Insightful

      We're past Peak Oil, so oil use will drop as oil becomes more expensive. In a few more decades large scale oil use will be a thing of the past.
      Until then ever more difficult, risky and expensive oil production methods will be used, so this will not be the last major accident.

    4. Re: The Exon Valdez by adolf · · Score: 4, Informative

      It's been a lot closer to 20 years since the Valdez spill, which happened in early 1989.

      I otherwise have nothing of value to add to this discussion. :)

    5. Re: The Exon Valdez by MadUndergrad · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Regulation doesn't work so well when the people at the top are actively opposed to effective regulation. You don't think all that "drown the government in a bathtub" talk was just for show, do you? This is the "ad absurdem" part of the small government movement.

    6. Re: The Exon Valdez by GrumblyStuff · · Score: 4, Informative

      Certainly. I'll try my best.

      Info on two plugs instead of three, damage to BOP seal, pushing for work to be completed sooner, and partial control loss of BOP: http://www.cbsnews.com/video/watch/?id=6490348n&tag=related;photovideo
      Key findings from that are here: http://www.hillmanfoundation.org/blog/fcp-embeds

      Dead battery and other problems with BOP: http://tpmcafe.talkingpointsmemo.com/talk/blogs/j/d/jdf15/2010/05/oil-spill-stunner-bop-had-dead.php

      Skipping test of cement linings: http://www.nola.com/news/gulf-oil-spill/index.ssf/2010/05/costly_time-consuming_test_of.html

      MMS letting BP fill out inspection reports: http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2010/05/25/eveningnews/main6518694.shtml

      Did I miss anything?

  5. Re:Yeah, right. by Sponge+Bath · · Score: 4, Insightful

    People are cruel, shallow, and small minded.

    All of us are some of the time.

    All a misanthrope needs to do is sit back with a beer and watch humanity destroy themselves with their shallowness and stupidity.

    Stupidity often burns me out too, but if we just sit back and do nothing we will run out of beer (and food, and clean air, etc.) and suffer greatly long before the end. So heave a sigh, shed a bitter tear, and roll up your sleeves for another tortuous round of cleanup and rebuild.

  6. Re:Don't try and blow it up by vlueboy · · Score: 2, Informative

    it may never burn out, like this fire that has been burning for 35+ years: The Door to Hell

    We also have the Centralia mine fire, going since 1961 in Pennsylvania, US (39 years.)

    With the possibility of more of this stuff happening (see the Guatemalan sinkholes trying to swallow buildings into huge underground caverns), I'm beginning to see a problem. If something happens in your town but I can't leave relocate for financial reasons, like the bad economy plaging us and how hard it is to find cheap housing or sell/buy another house, there could be a "calculated risk but I must live here anyway" trend as our environment breaks down all around.

  7. It's no surprise there's muck to rake up by hoytak · · Score: 2, Insightful

    See, for example: http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/blogs/green/detail?entry_id=64864 or http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/2010/06/02/2010-06-02_the_hidden_death_in_the_gulf.html

    I am sure BP is doing everything it can to stop the oil gushing out, despite what all the (sometimes idiotic, very amusing) armchair engineers are saying is the "obvious" thing to do.

    However, it seems the real battle that will have the greatest impact on the future of this is over who controls the media now, and that's where BP needs to get its hands tied.

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  8. The Shaka Plan by ShakaUVM · · Score: 2, Interesting

    That's why we need the Shaka Plan for Energy:
    1) Replace all coal power plants with nuclear
    2) Replace all gasoline imports with coal gassification

    Cost-neutral on the price of electricity, price of gasoline at the pump will go down, the influential senators from coal states are happy, and no more funding terrorism in the middle east.

  9. Re:Blowout preventer failsafes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

    why can't they be made so that they activate automatically with the loss of an electrical signal?

    They can and are, and this one was. Additionally, some can be remotely triggered by, in essence, sonar pings at a certain frequency. I've read conflicting reports on whether this particular BOP had that capability. None of this really matters, because the crew on the rig hit the button to trigger the ram shears while they still had contact to the BOP and they didn't activate, at least not completely.

  10. bad article, bad! by X0563511 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Just what is a "joy stick" and why would sailors be twiddling them?

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  11. Re: Silver Lining? by Black+Parrot · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Maybe this is the final push we need to actually invest money as a notion in alternative energy?

    Or not... if the right wing gets involved.

    Don't confuse the "rich wing" with the "right wing". The vast majority of Republican politicians just want to rule for the benefit of the rich. The whole social-conservative / southern strategy / religious right association is just a mechanism to get people to vote against their own best interests. If you admit you want to rule for the rich, you've got a big problem in a Republic with universal suffrage, since the rich are by definition a tiny fraction of the public. But politicians know that if you can make someone's knee jerk, you can make their hand twitch in a voting booth. So the Republican party cynically adopted positions that appeal to those groups, and occasionally throws them a bone to keep their support.

    But in the run-up to the 2006 elections, the leaders of various socially conservative movements were complaining aloud that they were bringing a lot of votes to the table and not getting much in return... the only surprise is that it took them 26 years to notice.

    Of course, by now that has been going on so long that the insane are starting to run the asylum. It's a pretty sure bet that Haley Barber is just shilling for the energy companies, but it's hard to tell whether the likes of Sarah Palin and Barbara Bachman are just trying to make people's knees jerk, or if they've actually drunk the Kool-Aide. Palin is so consistently behind Big Money issues that I suspect she's mostly just shilling, but you never know... As they say, you can't parody this stuff.

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  12. Re:Raises the Question Where Does Oil Come From? by goodmanj · · Score: 4, Insightful

    from long dead organisms

    You answered your own question. If you don't believe the answer the geologists give you, feel free to read up on petroleum geology, and do some basic back-of-the-envelope calculations yourself.

    There are four ways to answer a question. From best to worst:

    1) Figure it out yourself
    2) Trust the experts
    3) Proclaim it an unanswerable mystery
    4) Make up something

    You're one rung off the bottom. Climb on up!

  13. Re:I sure if they say it enough... by Sulphur · · Score: 2, Funny

    Build a jig that would attach to the pipe below the flange. Push a tapered brass finger into the open end of the pipe with hydraulics. If the taper is right, it would not require huge pressure.
    Call it "Dutch Boy."

  14. Re:Raises the Question Where Does Oil Come From? by tnok85 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Isn't it obvious? The Gulf of Mexico is the site of an ancient volcano (roughly 75 million years old) where billions of organisms were deposited from spacecraft strongly resembling DC-8's, then nuked from orbit.

  15. Re:I sure if they say it enough... by ColdWetDog · · Score: 4, Informative

    OK, all you armchair generals and Monday morning drilling engineers:

    Before you post your wonderfully insightful method for stopping the spill, read up on the several thousand other suggestions here.

    The rest of you just read the various threads anyway. More signal to noise than anything I've seen so far. Even think of donating to help the servers keep afloat.

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  16. Re:Raises the Question Where Does Oil Come From? by Eryq · · Score: 4, Informative

    Millions of years of dead plant and animal life, plus shifting tectonic plates (and ever-changing coastlines), can give rise to vast undersea reservoirs of oil. Even the oil industry geologists know it: how do you think they find these reservoirs?

    But we all see what you're trying to do there. Hmm, maybe oil isn't from dead plant life after all! Maybe it occurs naturally in the Earth's crust, where God put it! Gosh, maybe there's a practically infinite supply! Maybe it's even naturally renewed! Why, that would mean that all this talk about needing to find alternate energy sources is just a load of hooey! Ha ha, those environmentalist whackos sure are stupid, just like Rush said!"

    It's a story being advanced by people who either (1) have a vested interest in the continued profits of oil companies, (2) refuse to believe that the earth is more than 6000 years old, or (3) have a political axe to grind against environmentalists.

    And at this point, I've pretty much lost my patience with all of those camps.

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  17. Re:Raises the Question Where Does Oil Come From? by Scrameustache · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Seems like there's far more oil than can be accounted for by dead organisms alone.

    The total global biomass has been estimated to be 2000 billion tonnes with 1600 billion of those tonnes in forests.[13][14]

    Net primary production is the rate at which biomass is generated in a given area, mainly due to photosynthesis. Some global producers of biomass in order of productivity rates are

            * swamps and marshes: 2,500 g/m/yr of biomass[15]
            * tropical rain forests: 2,000 g/m/yr of biomass[16]
            * algal beds and reefs: 2000 g/m/yr of biomass[15]
            * river estuaries: 1,800 g/m/yr of biomass[15]
            * temperate forests: 1,250 g/m/yr of biomass[15]
            * cultivated lands: 650 g/m/yr of biomass[15][17]
            * deserts: 3 g/m/yr of biomass[17]
            * open ocean: 125 g/m/yr of biomass[15][17]
            * tundras: 140 g/m/yr[15][17]

    (Multiply by millions of years...)

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  18. Re:Don't try and blow it up by camperdave · · Score: 2, Informative

    From what I understood the difference is that the limestone eating away process is a chemical thing. Water is dissolving the limestone. The Guatemala thing is more of a physical process, water is washing away the volcanic ash on which the city is built.

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  19. Re:Don't try and blow it up by rfuilrez · · Score: 2, Informative

    2010 - 1961 = 49 years there buddy.

  20. Re:Blowout preventer failsafes by sumdumass · · Score: 3, Informative

    My understanding is that a rubber bushing essential to the operation of the BOP was damaged a few days before during a test of it (or something related) and this damage contributed to the massive failure of the BOP.

  21. Feeds from the ROVs by Auto_Lykos · · Score: 5, Insightful

    BP has been providing live feeds of all the ROV missions to the wellhead for the last few days. For those who are curious, here's a pretty decent site hosting all the feeds from the ROVs. Pretty fascinating to watch all the work going on around the BOP, occasionally you can follow a few of the ROVs as they wander off to find old pipelines or prepare the Q4000 direct connection. In a tragic way it almost feels like watching the Titanic discovery all over again.

  22. Re:Raises the Question Where Does Oil Come From? by mbradmoody · · Score: 2, Informative

    Ah, the a-biogenic theory of hydrocarbons raises its ugly head again. Chief proponent was Professor Thomas Gold (Cornell but r.i.p.). Pretty much discredited but check out research of Dr. Roger Anderson of LDEO and Larry Cathles at Cornell. they got a DOE grant to drill offshore at EI 330 Field to explore for deeper "plumbing" that might be recharging that 1 billion BOE deposit. No joy however.

  23. Re:Silver Lining? by Ethanol-fueled · · Score: 4, Funny

    Believe it or not, I actually used to receive lots of mod points back in the day when I meta-modded(correctly) everyday, made every post a high-scoring one, and didn't post anything offensive.

    Then CmdrTaco posted something like "testing, testing" in the seemingly redundant beta.slashdot.org introductory discussion. When I saw that he was already modded "troll", I followed suit and modded him troll for laughs. For mysterious reasons, the discussion no longer exists.

    I never got mod points after that.

  24. so NIMBYs by circletimessquare · · Score: 5, Insightful

    you won't have nuclear reactors with modern technology. france and japan have been relying on reactors for decades. but not in your backyard, no. you know, electric cars, less air pollution, no more funding of geopolitical nightmares, etc.

    so instead you'll have thousands of acres of your shoreline turned into a befouled environmental calamity, you'll fund wahhabi madrasas in pakistan through all the money you're giving saudis to drive your SUVs, you'll send your sons, daughters, fathers, mothers to die in pointless wars, you'll fuel global warming, you'll make your cities unbreathable...

    but remember, its nuclear power we should be afraid of

    read NIMBY's, and reverse your idiotic mental block:

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nuclear_power_in_Japan

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nuclear_power_in_France

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    1. Re:so NIMBYs by Black+Gold+Alchemist · · Score: 2, Interesting
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    2. Re:so NIMBYs by rhakka · · Score: 2, Insightful

      double the cost of electricity. do it nearly all renewably. accept that doubled electricity costs are the costs of SAFE, SUSTAINABLE, CLEAN power. and call that the baselines requirement of civilized power generation. If it's too expensive to do with safe, clean, sustainable power, it's too expensive to do, period.

      oil is for plastic. and less and less of that as time goes on.

      it can absolutely be done.

      nuclear power in a best case scenario still leaves us guarding a pile of dangerous material (not just toxic, but dangerous to allow to fall into the wrong hands) for hundreds of years. that's a burden you'd place on countries and generations not even conceived of yet, through circumstances no one on earth can plausibly predict including very real possibilities of major societal collapses (thus leaving such material basically unguarded). That ignores any risks or danger in procuring, processing, reprocessing, and in the actual power generation itself. Never mind non-meltdown problems such as the radioactive material leak occurring in vermont right now and moving towards ground water supplies for communities in 3 states.

      that is a risk. it's one that doesn't trouble my life or your life, probably... we can probably assume that we could keep it safe for 50 years. maybe. but hundreds? that's unlikely.

      Forget risk. we don't need it, as long as we get over the need for energy to be dirt cheap. double the cost of electricity, covert everything to it or to fuels produced with it, and let's get on with a clean, safe future. soon.

  25. Re:Sarah Palin knows the reason for the spill....p by FooAtWFU · · Score: 4, Interesting

    While Palin's pretty shamelessly rent-seeking (drill in Alaska? why, how convenient!) the idea that we've been avoiding one ecologically sensitive area (pristine Alaska wilderness) in favor of drilling in another, potentially more sensitive area which is also much much riskier to drill in (the Gulf) for whatever reason (perhaps it's easier for people to conceive of the former as wilderness-y?)... that part of her idea is not without merit. Regardless of our ultimate course of action, we should be sure that we are weighing the potential environmental impact a bit more dispassionately, and with an eye to overall impact - including the impact of the risks, so elusive and difficult to grasp until disaster strikes.

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  26. Re:Don't try and blow it up by TubeSteak · · Score: 4, Informative

    Don't try and blow it up it may never burn out, like this fire that has been burning for 35+ years: The Door to Hell

    Hint #1: Oil/NG needs oxygen to burn.
    Hint #2: There is a serious lack of free oxygen 5,000 ft underwater.

    I'm pretty sure we don't have to worry about an underwater wellhead catching fire and never burning out.

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  27. Re:Animal ethics? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    > but it simply doesn't make sense to try to save every
    > possible bird here,

    What harm is there in trying?

    > from either a monetary or moral perspective.

    Oh, right, you're really just worried about the cost. Of course. But hey, if you add "or moral" in there, it makes it seem like you really thought this out and that you're not really just a greedy miser. You should (do?) work for BP, it's great thinking like yours that got them where they are now.

  28. abiogenesis of petroleum was a mainstream theory by rubycodez · · Score: 4, Informative
  29. Re:Don't try and blow it up by LynnwoodRooster · · Score: 2, Informative

    This is slashdot; science and logic have no place here!

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  30. Re:Wow! by copponex · · Score: 3, Informative

    A University of Illinois research team is working on turning pig manure into a form of crude oil that could be refined to heat homes or generate electricity... Years of research and fine-tuning are ahead before the idea could be commercially viable -MSNBC

    circumstantial evidence strongly favors a [biogenic] origin for almost all found to date. -The Straight Dope

    Our findings illustrate that the abiotic synthesis of hydrocarbons in nature may occur in the presence of ultramafic rocks, water, and moderate amounts of heat. -WorldNetDaily

    Skeptics say that while traces of abiotic hydrocarbons may exist, little data support the idea of economically meaningful deposits. "Companies have been looking for oil for 100 years. If all this abiogenic stuff is there, why haven't they found it?" asks geochemist Geoffrey Glasby, who spent nine months investigating the matter for a 2006 review paper in Resource Geology. He concluded the totality of the evidence did not support the concept. -Forbes (my link)

    You may want to read the articles before you cite them.

    PS: WorldNetDaily? Really? What's next, Mad Magazine and Star?

  31. Re:Raises the Question Where Does Oil Come From? by dbIII · · Score: 2, Informative

    How does one explain that

    The earth is very old and we are going through millions of years worth of dead organic matter in coal and oil. There is/was a huge amount of it but the easiest stuff to get is the oil. The deep stuff is there due to plate movement, it was probably a swamp on the shore of a continent once.

  32. Re:Wow! by Namarrgon · · Score: 2, Insightful

    We've long known that hydrocarbons can occur without biogenesis - and finding new sources of them, or methane on Titan, isn't any sort of revelation despite media labels like "game-changer".

    However, as far as I'm aware we've never found any abiogenic petroleum - long-chain, more complex hydrocarbons (primarily paraffins and cycloalkanes) than the much simpler/smaller hydrocarbons like methane. It's possible abiogenic petroleum exists of course, but it's never been discovered in commercially-significant quantities, certainly.

    The Science Daily article you cite is interesting, and contains some bold claims from Stockholm researchers, but they appear to be based solely on simulations to date. When/if they can show their simulations match reality (e.g by drilling where their simulations indicate, and discovering quantities of petroleum lacking in biotic markers), then that might be considered a "game-changer".

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  33. Re:What? by Black+Gold+Alchemist · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Nuclear power is far, far, far cleaner than fossils. What would you rather have? A concrete box of toxic nastyness, or a mist of global warming inducing toxic nastyness all over the place. I agree that we should move to solar and other sources (by the time nuke runs out, I think we'll be flying around the galaxy on zero point energy modules). I actually don't think the suns energy is "a limitation" it is actually far, far more than 15 billion Americans would use. Continuing on the GP's theme, I think the most promising technology in this regard is thermochemical technology. If we coat just 5% of the Sahara desert with this technology, we can make oil for 6 billion Americans.

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  34. Re:you'll wait? by DigiShaman · · Score: 2, Insightful

    We will wait for a crisis. We always do. At best when the oil gets really expensive, expect rationing to occur. At worse, expect civil and global warfare over this precious resource.

    Individually, we are very smart. Collectively, we're fucking dumb as shit!

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  35. Re:Why not pump the oil at the surface into a tank by thegarbz · · Score: 2, Interesting

    #2 They have been doing from the beginning. Between skimming and collection / separation they end up collecting more than 90% water. Very inefficient, slow, and all over has a lame effect on the oil on the surface but they are doing it anyway.

  36. Oil is not the sole feedstock for society. by lotho+brandybuck · · Score: 2, Insightful
    There's plastics that are coal derived... Melamine can be synthesized from coal products... Phenolic... other stuff.. Steel uses iron ore, coal, and limestone. Ceramics? Don't need petroleum for those, been doing it for 1000's years.

    I'm getting sick of people saying that modern life is dependent on petroleum. Sure.. things won't be as easy, but we can make all sorts of things, and won't be giving up all the technological developments of the last century just by switching feedstocks!

    This will not drive us back to the middle ages, in the middle ages, we didn't have electricity!

    Reducing petrol use in transport, even by only 50% will increase the amount of "easy oil" available for use as chemical precursors for the stuff that can't easily be made from coal or fresh biomass.

    Agriculture scares me the most because modern ag pretty much involves turning diesel into meat. But we can make changes here, too.. there's no reason we cant farm electrically, we're already using electricity for irrigation. What scares me the most is a ill-considered switch to biofuels as we could quickly starve ourselves trying to grow massive quantities of fuel from food crops.

    This stuff isn't rocket science and I'm getting more and more angry about the lack of political will to start adapting rather than burying our heads in the sand.

  37. Re:All fine except they didn't ignore standards by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Let's see...a stuck pipe in the well, a modified, improperly installed blowout preventer that had three separate hydraulic fluid leaks, a dead man switch hooked up to dead battery, the metal casing used was known a year prior not to be able to take high pressure, pressure tests conducted...and then ignored even when they showed catastrophic build up of gas, including two hours before the explosion, improper cement used, use of sea water instead of drilling mud, and other failures that are slowly coming to light from leaked internal engineering reports from the day of the explosion to over a year prior to the explosion. Hell reports are coming out nearly every day--Deepwater Horizon was so ineptly managed at all levels its explosion was a certainty. Plus, BP accounts for 97% of all "egregious and willful" safety violations issued by OSHA in the last three years, 760 violations in all. This is indicative of a corporate culture, one that comes directly from the top and permeates the company, to cut corners at every and any opportunity and damn the consequences. The consequences of their egregious and willful violations of safety this time is an oil volcano vomiting out up to 95,000 barrels of oil a day, over five times greater than the link in TFA's laughably low "worst case." BP is a corporation that should have it's corporate charter revoked, assets seized and sold off, and executives investigated for criminal activity. Tony Hayward's life isn't worth spit at this point. Look for him to show up in a non-extradition treaty country any day now.