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Survey Says To UK — Repeal Laws of Thermodynamics
mostxlnt writes "As we noted, the new Tory UK government has launched a website asking its subjects which laws they'd most like repealed. There are proposals up for repeal of the Laws of Thermodynamics: Second, Third, and all (discussion thread on this one closed by a moderator). One comment on the Third [now apparently deleted] elucidated: 'Without the Third Law of Thermodynamics, it would be possible to build machines that would last forever and provide an endless source of cheap energy. thus solving both potential crises in energy supply as well as solving the greenhouse gas problem in one step... simples... eh?'"
idiots pour through.
Did I miss the memo? Is it April 1st again?
What about the first law?
No other way.
Government actually uses the internet for something potentially beneficial, and people troll it. I'm surprised there isn't anything related to lazers, mudkips, or Pedobear on there.
I think it's happening because of this article on a British clone of The Onion, called NewsBiscuit... http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2010/07/05/nick-clegg-to-repeal-second-law-of-thermodynamics/
If the citizens have a chance to repeal their laws and this is what they come up with, they must be perfect... right?
If they ever gave me a chance to do that in the US I sure wouldn't waste it on crap like that. But since it's idiot day apparently, Law of Gravity gets my vote.
You know, if you squint really, really hard, that rolled up newspaper looks an awful lot like an olive branch. The thing is, they both smart when you're being whacked with 'em.
I remember a news article that circulated around the communications company where I worked, on some April 1st, saying that Shannon's Law had been repealed, and the company was ready to release a new product offering high speed Internet access over HF on a 2.8 kHz channel. So, I'd vote for Shannon's Law to be repealed.
Here was I thinking we had a coalition of Tory and Libs.
We need simple easy to remember mathmatical and physical constants. Alabama failed to pass this modification to the universe. Washington could do much better.
When I was young, I had to rub sticks together to compute.
I actually thought about this once, not that I have any illusions about being able to do it; it was just a Gedankenexperiment. My conclusion was that if the Second Law was eliminated, the odds are good that somewhere in the universe some process would enter a feedback loop, producing ever more energy at an ever accelerating rate, and the first we'd know about it would be when the shock wave washed over us at a substantial fraction of the speed of light.
The universe as it stands may be a raw deal, but most imaginable tweaks to the laws of physics make it even worse.
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Well what the hell did you expect? The site is little more than theater
It is because people like you are making it one.
What if it's real? Why try to kill something that might actually help before it has a chance to show if it's theater or not?
Why is it so hard to believe that a group being voted in on a wave of people finding the government unreasonable, might in fact want to git rid of some of the more egregious laws that have sprung up? It seems pretty obvious if you get rid of very unpopular laws you (and your group) are going to win more elections. So the thought that it's theater did not occur to me, if for no other reason than politician self-interest - and do you really want to bet against THAT?
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And thus, clearly demonstrating, the general mindset and intellectual fortitude of those who wildly brandish the new Green technologies.
It doesn't matter if carbon offset credits are a Ponzi scheme, that alternative fuels and their vehicles are more ecologically destructive than similarly purposed traditional ICE vehicles, that there are no large-scale deployment ready technologies to augment the power grid. As long as we're passing laws which have a Green statement or impose some draconian restrictions on the status quo, we're going in the right direction!
Or, in this case, passing laws repealing the laws of physics. Awesome, just awesome.
At this rate, I have little hope for the West surviving another generation. Either we'll move towards a totalitarian regime with the scientists and politicians dictating to the rest of us, or we'll just completely devolve into civil war (shortly before the anarchy, but possibly not before being overrun from the outside).
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When you are caught break a regular law (speeding, larceny, etc.), you can expect to be punished with a fine or worse.
If you manage to break any of the Laws of Thermodynamics, you can expect to be lauded, copied, co-author a stream of high-impact papers, get offered some cushy sinecures, and eventually receive a Nobel prize.
The far likelier outcome, of course, is to be given an Ignobel prize, for a fruitless and ill-conceived waste of effort. I suspect the UK government can look forward to at least an honorable mention at the next Ig award ceremonies.
Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities. - Voltaire
It's not a Tory government, it's a coalition government.
http://yourfreedom.hmg.gov.uk/restoring-civil-liberties/repeal-the-british-north-america-act-1867
It's a joke, amazed that you guys think these submissions are from idiots that believe this is possible. It's a British site, we enjoy taking the piss out of government crap.
...rule 34?
is it a law?
Wealth is the gift that keeps on giving.
I mean really, it's not even tagged "Funny". Probably because people trolling what appears to be a legitimate attempt by an oppressive government to actually be, you know, less oppressive, really isn't funny to begin with.
Same goes for the previous "story", whose title is not just grossly misleading, but plain wrong. Curiously, these two stories have the same editor. And yes, I'm willing to risk my karma to point this out.
This post expresses my opinion, not that of my employer. And yes, IAAL.
Regardless of whether the laws of thermodynamics are repealed in the UK, here in Glasgow they will always be respected. See below for an example of how schools in Glasgow teach the subject.... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xaeLh-h94P0
... politicians had it wrong, reduce law to increase order.
After logging in slashdot still does not take you back to the page you were on. It's been that way for 20 years.
The LDs supported Labour in the Scottish parliament and abandonded most of their principles to do so.
THey didn't support the SNP because the SNP want a referendum on Independence, despite havign this principle of referenda and indeed havign a history of Home Rule
IT is what they do
According to the laws of thermodynamics what is the force that lifts the skateboard into ollie turn? Standing on top of a skateboard and magically it gets lifted from the ground? You been living in a dream world Neo...
Probably like everyone else on the site, you didn't bother to look and see the other FIFTY SIX requests for the same thing.
That's why this site is failing. There's no duplication checks, and each request is specific. I'd have thought a better way is to be able to submit a request, and have others submit 'parts' to that act, which visitors can agree on a one-by-one basis. Still make it open, but better moderated. Now where do I know a decent moderation system?
We discussed chemtrails before here. Looks like somebody was ANNOYED: http://yourfreedom.hmg.gov.uk/restoring-civil-liberties/remove-the-chem-trails-over-our-skies
People sure are idiots!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (is what he/she would say)
Have you heard about SoylentNews?
Ah, yes, but in Soviet Russia, humans rise against the ROBOTS!
The most worrying thing is that I wouldn't put it past the government to pass a law repealing the third law of thermodynamics!
I was quite impressed with the Monster Raving Loony party's campaign this year. Introduction of a 99p coin to save on change was genius, but this definitely tops it.
Is it that hard yanks to get your head around the idea of a coalition government? For two parties to work together?
The new UK government is a coalition between the Tories and Liberals. And they should rule the country for the next 5 months... This has been extended from the original estimate of 5 weeks.
MMO Quests are like orgasms:
You may solo them, I prefer them in a group.
This is why we can't have nice things.
https://www.eff.org/https-everywhere
- Do nothing ensuring status quo and absolutely no chance to get voting system changed, guaranteeing a government that could get nothing done during one of the worst economic crisis in living memory.
You are spouting Tory election scaremongering rhetoric.
(1) What do you mean "status quo"? The Tories would have formed a minority government;
(2) We're already not getting PR, so we've gone from absolutely no chance to absolutely no chance. AV is as bad as or worse than FPTP;
(3) There have been several Lib-Lab pacts through the last century, some fairly stable, showing that it's quite possible to cooperate without forming a coalition. Regardless:
(a) Opposition's purpose isn't to just vote against any proposal to be awkward;
(b) The Tories were only a few seats short of a majority and the Commons isn't full of ideologically opposing MPs in an approximately equal number (as it was in 1974). Support will flow naturally.
And finally:
(4) The economic problem has been developing into an economic crisis over the past few years. We didn't just go from joy and surplus to a huge debt overnight. The Tories and LDs had the chance to raise hell over increasing debt at any moment over the past half decade but chose not to. Why do you think this is?
The only genius in this is Cameron, although self-interested Clegg made his job quite simple.
Looking at the OP, I wonder do the UK folk consider themselves "subjects" or "citizens"? I never really paid attention until I read http://yro.slashdot.org/story/10/07/03/1935215/Spectral-Imaging-Reveals-Jefferson-Nixed-Subjects-for-Citizens