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Apple To Hold iPhone 4 Press Conference

teh31337one noted an Engadget report that Apple has announced an iPhone 4 Press Conference for Friday at 10am PT where presumably they will address all this wacky antenna stuff that has been happening.

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  1. Private Conference by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    They discussed about the problem, what they intent to do about it and some technical details too. It wasn't exactly unusual from Apple, but here is more info for anyone interested.

    1. Re:Private Conference by kai_hiwatari · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Yeah Steve Jobs will come out say something like "Consumer Reports tested it the wrong way".

    2. Re:Private Conference by phonewebcam · · Score: 1

      Perhaps they are announcing a Google Apps Inventor style simple guide to making the iPhones most popular App

    3. Re:Private Conference by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's hot.

    4. Re:Private Conference by Z_A_Commando · · Score: 1

      Apparently denial isn't just a river in Africa.

    5. Re:Private Conference by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Apparently denial isn't just a river in Africa.

      Thanks for sharing a joke we've all heard a million times.

    6. Re:Private Conference by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Apparently denial isn't just a river in Africa.

      Thanks for sharing a joke we've all heard a million times.

      In Soviet Russia joke heard you a million times before!

  2. Hopefully by space_jake · · Score: 5, Funny

    They'll hold the press conference correctly.

    1. Re:Hopefully by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is funny :-)

    2. Re:Hopefully by ruiner13 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I suspect the introduction of the iGlove for iPhone. Molded into the correct Apple sanctioned gripping position to prevent signal degradation, the iGlove truely enables users to "Think Different". That is, as long as "Thinking Different" means thinking and doing things the way Sir Steve approves of, naturally.

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    3. Re:Hopefully by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bravo, good man.

      *golf clap*

    4. Re:Hopefully by MemoryDragon · · Score: 5, Funny

      Well.. Hello.. iphone yada yada... we are so fucking rich yada yada yada... itunes yada yada yada... and I almost forgot, you can buy
      a silicon shell which fixes the reception problems from our store, for only 30$, you can buy it now...

      thank you for your attendence...

      Jobs walks off crowd goes crazy...

    5. Re:Hopefully by HopefulIntern · · Score: 4, Funny

      the correct Apple sanctioned gripping position

      [Beavis and Butthead]Huh..huhuhuhuh...
      [/Beavis and Butthead]

    6. Re:Hopefully by mdwh2 · · Score: 5, Funny

      I heard they were going to announce an app to allow IPhone users to use the compass and GPS to locate the nearest public phone box on a map.

      [Disclaimer, I got this from somewhere else, but can't find the link to credit.]

    7. Re:Hopefully by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You mean, "Think Different" is the first actual Newspeak in widespread use?

    8. Re:Hopefully by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      They'll hold the press conference correctly.

      Press Conference
      Hold Different

    9. Re:Hopefully by Pojut · · Score: 1

      Marco: "Commissar. I have rehabilitated another group of the party's enemies."

      Murphy: "Ha haaaa! Yeah! What does rehabilitated mean again?"

      Marco: "Beaten the asses of."

      Murphy: "I love newspeak."
      ...
      ...
      Murphy: "Now, if you'll excuse me, we need to rehabilitate Phil...in the face."

    10. Re:Hopefully by jgagnon · · Score: 1

      Not the first, it just has the sleekest design.

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    11. Re:Hopefully by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Don't hold it that way" Steve Jobs. See they listen to him and everything is hunky dory.

    12. Re:Hopefully by Krau+Ming · · Score: 1

      no iGlove, no iLove...

    13. Re:Hopefully by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why ? It's "Think Different", not "Think Independently"

    14. Re:Hopefully by hlavac · · Score: 1

      No, they want to lock everyone that comes in, and pretend they didn't come ;) Control the toublemakers, and the herd will obey

    15. Re:Hopefully by LinuxIsGarbage · · Score: 1

      No, they want to lock everyone that comes in, and pretend they didn't come ;) Control the toublemakers, and the herd will obey

      I don't think Gizmodo got an invite. They're the ones they want to lock away

    16. Re:Hopefully by Skuld-Chan · · Score: 1

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nCYD3kAnR5U - fake ad for a payphone finder app ;).

    17. Re:Hopefully by bennomatic · · Score: 1

      One of the best plays on words I've *ever* seen on /. Huzzah!

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    18. Re:Hopefully by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There's like one every 50 miles anymore out here.

    19. Re:Hopefully by sexconker · · Score: 1

      Why ? It's "Think Different", not "Think Independently"

      I (different) think you meant "Think Independent".

    20. Re:Hopefully by Blakey+Rat · · Score: 1

      He just saw it on Fark 4 hours ago.

    21. Re:Hopefully by BatGnat · · Score: 1

      Bazinga!

  3. Worst Case Scenario: by The+MAZZTer · · Score: 4, Funny

    "We are proud to announce the iPhone 5..."

    1. Re:Worst Case Scenario: by Extremus · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Funny. People seems to have more problems with products in version 4. I can remember that Netbeans and Winamp sort of jumped from v3 to v4.

    2. Re:Worst Case Scenario: by Idbar · · Score: 1

      "... and all customers that bought the iPhone 4 will receive a $10 gift certificate when buying the new iPhone 5."

    3. Re:Worst Case Scenario: by R.Mo_Robert · · Score: 1

      Funny. People seems to have more problems with products in version 4...

      But Netscape 4 was amazing! Hmm, wait...

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    4. Re:Worst Case Scenario: by jellomizer · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Netscape 4 was amazing... But it was the IE 6 of Netscape... When it was new it was a really great Browser New Clean UI, with great new HTML features added in. The problem was Netscape 5... Errr. Mozilla 5... Err Netscape 6... Took Years to deploy. By the time it was out IE 6 was already out and had 2 versions underneath it.

      Netscape 4 was a good browser. It only seems like it sucked because it was the latest and greatest version for Way too long.

      But version 4 seems likes a troubled version for some reason... I think it is because of the following reason.

      Version 1. It is brand new Shiny and clean.
      Version 2 With significant new features to make it usable.
      Version 3 Usually with a lot of stability and bug fixes. Usually a mature product.
      Version 4 The product is mature and needs to be Revamped and look like a new version 1. An attempt to get people to want a new version. Usually causes new bug and problems.

      Then it usually repeats the Process of 3 and 4... It is kinda like the oppsite of Star Trek Movies where the Odd versions are the good ones.

      Windows 1... New Proof of concept
      Windows 2... Adding stuff pepole would need
      Windows 3... Useful enough to be practical
      Windows 4 (95)... New Interface popular but people have suffered
      Windows 5 (98)... Signifant Improvement became the Standard quickly
      Windows 6 (ME)... Crap
      Windows 7 (XP)... (Windows 2000 was more of a server version of windows XP was the consumer version) A good version of Windows
      Windows 8 (Vista)... Crap again tried a New shiny interface but forgot CS101 classes on how to copy files.
      Windows 9 (7)... Branded to try to forget ME, and Vista as a version. So far I would say it is a good version of Windows.

       

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    5. Re:Worst Case Scenario: by TejWC · · Score: 1

      Actually, there never was a Winamp 4. They first made Winamp 3, which everybody thought was too bloated and unstable; so they simply fixed Winamp 2 to have some of the same features that Winamp 3 had. That created Winamp 5 (because 2 + 3 = 5).

    6. Re:Worst Case Scenario: by gaspyy · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Sorry, Netscape 4 was a disaster. I can't even remember how many updates were pushed until it was usable.
      From a developer point of view, it had so many bugs that makes IE6 pale in comparison. There was a resize bug that mangled the content if the window was resized and developers had to trigger a page reload by javascript. Absolutely-positioned DIVs did not display properly unless they had a border. And this is just some stuff I can remember. Then there were proprietary tags, like LAYER.

      Netscape Communicator 4 made me use IE4 and Outlook. That's how bad it was.

    7. Re:Worst Case Scenario: by Rogerborg · · Score: 1

      Smart move by Microsoft then, since DirectX went straight from 3 to 5 without getting bogged down in 4.

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    8. Re:Worst Case Scenario: by mister_playboy · · Score: 1

      I can remember that Netbeans and Winamp sort of jumped from v3 to v4.

      Winamp skipped version 4 entirely... the reason being they did not want users to submit any "Winamp 4 skins". :)

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    9. Re:Worst Case Scenario: by should_be_linear · · Score: 2, Funny

      "iPhone 5 - left hand version of iPhone 4".

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    10. Re:Worst Case Scenario: by should_be_linear · · Score: 1

      In that case World War 4 will be total fuckup a nobody will join.

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    11. Re:Worst Case Scenario: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Smart move by Microsoft then, since DirectX went straight from 3 to 5 without getting bogged down in 4.

      It is quicker to get to 11 that way.

    12. Re:Worst Case Scenario: by commodoresloat · · Score: 1

      Apple should pull a Slackware and move right to iPhone 7.

    13. Re:Worst Case Scenario: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You have it all wrong:

      Windows 3.0 and 3.1 (and Windows for Workgroups 3.11) from the early 1990s used the version numbers as part of their name. The first releases of Windows NT, also from that era, followed suit, with Windows NT 3.1 and 3.5.
      Windows 95 was technically version 4.0. Windows NT 4.0, which was released exactly a year after Windows 95, adopted the Windows 95 interface. Windows 98 was version 4.10.1998 and Windows 98 Second Edition was 4.10.2222A. The much-maligned Windows Me was 4.90.3000. (History lessons here and here for those who care.)
      Windows 2000 was the first release in the version 5 family. It was followed by Windows XP, which was version 5.1. Service packs are identified by build numbers, but service packs do not affect the version number.
      Windows Vista was Windows 6.0 (Vista Service Pack 1 is build 6001). Because Windows 7 is based on the same kernel as Windows Vista, it will have the version number starting with 6.1.xxx(as updates such as service packs are released.

    14. Re:Worst Case Scenario: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nah, I predict iPhone 7, with downgrade rights to iPhone XP.

    15. Re:Worst Case Scenario: by afabbro · · Score: 1

      Windows 1... New Proof of concept Windows 2... Adding stuff pepole would need Windows 3... Useful enough to be practical Windows 4 (95)... New Interface popular but people have suffered

      I've never met anyone who preferred Win 3.1 over Windows 95.

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    16. Re:Worst Case Scenario: by Ihmhi · · Score: 1

      Winamp was pretty shitty after 2.9x. When it got to 5.xx it got substantially less shitty IMO.

    17. Re:Worst Case Scenario: by Chuq · · Score: 1

      Leisure Suit Larry had the right idea!

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  4. err by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Redundant

    This is a newsmessage about an upcoming newsmessage?

    In the future, can you warn me about such newsmessages? Then i'll get the message that the message is coming with the message in it.

    And can ignore it.

    1. Re:err by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Ow, my brains.

    2. Re:err by mdwh2 · · Score: 1

      Indeed. And if only we'd had the rumour post to a blog that had pointed out how they were gathering journalists and ordering in a batch of microphones, so then we could then endlessly speculating that we might possibly soon have a news story about a future press conference where they possibly announce some news about a possible product.

      Slashdot, the Rumour Mill for Apple users.

    3. Re:err by bwintx · · Score: 1

      Yo, dawg... Ah, screw it.

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    4. Re:err by BasilBrush · · Score: 4, Funny

      Slashdot, the Rumour Mill for Apple users.

      It used to be the news site for Linux, until it became apparent hardly anyone is interested in that any more.

    5. Re:err by mdwh2 · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Well, most people in general aren't interested in Apple - most people use Windows on desktops, laptops and netbooks, or other companies like Nokia for mobiles. As niche computing goes though, yes this does seem to have gone from Linux, open source, and using computers for geeking, to Apple, consumer news and using closed platforms for consuming content.

    6. Re:err by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

      It used to be the news site for Linux, until it became apparent hardly anyone is interested in that any more.

      There are plenty of people interested in Linux on Slashdot. It's just not the flamebaiting rumor mill that Apple is.

    7. Re:err by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What's a linux?

    8. Re:err by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It won't be long until we start getting reports of Lindsay Lohan sightings and videos of squirrels on water-skis.

    9. Re:err by mdwh2 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      And the moderation proves it - poking fun at Linux is funny, but heaven forbid we point out that Windows and Nokia are the market leaders, not Apple.

      It's a fact. Your mod points don't change that.

  5. Question by jplopez · · Score: 1, Funny

    Will Steve hold it the right way?

    1. Re:Question by osgeek · · Score: 1

      Sorry, bud, spacejake beat you by a couple of minutes. Better luck next time. :)

  6. They better get this right. by blcamp · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Be honest about what went wrong, and do right by the customers. Goodwill is the single most valuable asset a business can possess.

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    1. Re:They better get this right. by mitchell_pgh · · Score: 1

      A good reputation is the most valuable asset. You can have all the goodwill in the world, but if don't produce... goodbye.

    2. Re:They better get this right. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      ... and in close second is $25 billion in cash reserves.

    3. Re:They better get this right. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Someone should sue your dictionary manufacturer.

      http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/goodwill

    4. Re:They better get this right. by Cogneato · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Oh, yes, I imagine goodwill will get them far here on /. Before you pretend like there is anything that they can do to appease the "gotcha" masses, a lot of people here need to take a deep breath and consider their own goodwill. If they do the right thing (I'm not even sure what that could be at this point), will you admit it, or will you gloat, or will you just find something else to complain about?

    5. Re:They better get this right. by whisper_jeff · · Score: 2, Funny

      If they do the right thing (I'm not even sure what that could be at this point), will you admit it, or will you gloat, or will you just find something else to complain about?

      You appear to fail to consider the gloating _and_ finding something else to complain about option that most here will select...

    6. Re:They better get this right. by should_be_linear · · Score: 1

      Oblig IT Crowd: "When I first started Reynholm Industries I had just two things in my possession: a dream ... and six million pounds.".

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  7. The fix is already known... by smasha · · Score: 1, Redundant

    No need for a press conference to tell everyone to hold their phone differently!

    1. Re:The fix is already known... by Vectormatic · · Score: 1

      Well you cant exactly ask the phone companies for their numbers and give them a call now can you?

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  8. I wonder.. by miller745 · · Score: 0, Redundant

    ..if they have hired the Iraqi Information Minister to give their speech. "There are no issues with signal reception using iPhone 4. Never!"

    1. Re:I wonder.. by chichilalescu · · Score: 1

      thank you :)

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  9. What reception will it get? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    I hope they hold it in the right spot. It's not going to get a very good reception otherwise.

    1. Re:What reception will it get? by hedwards · · Score: 1

      It turns out that the spot is right under an AT&T cell tower. Who'd've thunk it.

    2. Re:What reception will it get? by thePowerOfGrayskull · · Score: 1

      I hope they hold it in the right spot. It's not going to get a very good reception otherwise.

      That just sounds dirty...

  10. lolwut by Pojut · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Apple's response so far seems to indicate (in my opinion, of course) that they have gotten too comfortable in their market position. "People will buy our shit no matter what, why should we fork out the cash to fix this?" is the vibe I got off them.

    It will be interesting to see what they have to say tomorrow.

    1. Re:lolwut by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is why they are referred to as "the cult of mac". [emphasis on "cult"] ;-)

      When your "cult" leader tells you everything's ok, then everything is ok. No questions need asked.

    2. Re:lolwut by flappinbooger · · Score: 1

      I'm just wondering whether or not they tested the stinkin thing.

      Seriously, how much testing could they have done to not notice this problem? Even if they are too comfortable and don't care, even the crappiest of the crappy give-away for free shrinkwrapped at wal-mart brick sized tinker-toy phones don't have a problem with reception based on HOW YOU HOLD IT.

      How about make a few and have people USE THEM for a bit.Try them out. Use them in real-world situations.

      Oh, wait, they did and then the phones got left in bars. That's it, all the testers were DRUNK so they never figured out the problem was the antenna... Makes perfect sense now!

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    3. Re:lolwut by GizmoToy · · Score: 5, Interesting

      The problem is that AT&T installed a tower right behind the Cupertino HQ, which provides them with excellent signal strength while on their campus.

      The phones that made it out into the wild were apparently disguised as iPhone 3Gs, and because of this testers were unlikely to see this problem. As we're now aware, putting a case on it hides the defect. Their famous secrecy caused this problem for them.

      New iPhone team slogan: "Test different[ly]"?

    4. Re:lolwut by Necroloth · · Score: 1

      Flurry of job openings at Apple have opened for left handers, in a Mortal Kombat style tournament to find out who is to be the Left Hand Job

    5. Re:lolwut by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Huh ? This is nothing new; Apple have always acted like they where doing you a favor by selling you their products, even when they really couldn't afford to do so.

      Disclaimer: I have been an Apple customer since 1993

    6. Re:lolwut by joeyblades · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Given that they cannot make new iPhones fast enough and people are not lining up to return their new iPhones, who can blame Apple for their response?

      I know about 20 people with new iPhones and all of them are thrilled. When I ask them about their reception they all tell me that they have never experienced a problem unless they go out of their way to try and reproduce the phenomenon (engineers, so you know they will try)... but even then, no dropped calls. All of these people, BTW, had older iPhones previously and they all say the the new iPhone has far superior call quality - contrary to the Consumer Reports claim.

      I don't have an iPhone and have no interests in one (which makes me somewhat like 90% of the people complaining about the iPhone). In fact, I quite dislike the iPhone, for other geeky technical reasons. I'm not an Apple fanboi, though I do own Macintoshes (full disclosure). However, I think I'm pretty objective, so sorry if this sounds like I'm defending something Steve Jobs said... My Samsung also has a death grip where reception is greatly diminished. Similarly, my Blackberry before that had one (maybe two). In fact, as far back as I can remember, every cell phone I've ever used has had reception problems when I held it in certain ways in certain conditions. Usually I can detect this before my call drops and shift my grip. I'm not convinced that the new iPhone is any worse.

    7. Re:lolwut by SvnLyrBrto · · Score: 3, Informative

      Bingo! In order to reproduce this flaw, I have to:

      1) Take my iPhone 4 out of its case. The very first thing I did when I had it in hand was put it in the (rather nice, actually... nicer than the one I'd ordered earlier in the week.) case that Dexim's promotions guys were handing out to people in the line.

      2) Disconnect my headset. About 90% of the time I don't hold my iPhone like a phone, but use either my bluetooth or wired headset so my hands are free to take notes or type or look stuff up on the net or drive or just because I'd rather have the thing in my pocket if I'm talking while walking.

      3) Contort my hand to hold it in a way that's unnatural and actually slightly painful when it's up to my ear...

      4) ... after licking, or otherwise moistening, my thumb so it's conductive enough to bridge those two pieces of metal...

      5) ... in an area that already has really crappy reception.

      Basically, unless I'm intentionally trying to find fault, I'm never... ever... throughout the life of the phone, going to do all of that again. And even then, the iPhone 4 still gets better reception than my 3G did and the last time I had a phone that DIDN'T lose some signal if I held it in a certain way was ten years ago when I had a StarTac with an external antenna. (And I expect that if I were to hang on to the antenna on that one, I'd lose signal too.)

      So I, for one, write this whole affair off as the usual crowd of we-hate-every-thing-Apple types digging up any little nit they can pick, and engaging in their usual ludicrous hyperbole.

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    8. Re:lolwut by joeyblades · · Score: 1

      Funny. I edited out a similar comment about my old StarTac in my previous message...

    9. Re:lolwut by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I, on the other hand, am a HUGE Apple fanboy and I was waiting in line for the iPhone 4. It took me all of a week with intermittent reception issues and lost calls to return the POS. Now I am back to my old iPhone and waiting to see what APple is going to do about it. One of my friends says his iPhone 4 works fine, but a couple of others are also considering to return theirs.

      I think the reason why there is so much variation is that we all live in different areas that have different signal strengths.

    10. Re:lolwut by AmaranthineNight · · Score: 1

      This has been my experience as well, emphasis on the "unnatural and slightly painful". No real discernible issues with my iPhone or its reception under normal operating conditions.

    11. Re:lolwut by TheStatsMan · · Score: 1

      In light of yesterday's article about cognitive dissonance, it is not surprising they think that the 400 dollars they spent is well worth it. I think I will take Consumer Reports word for it over an engineers anecdotes.

    12. Re:lolwut by xep · · Score: 1

      I'm just wondering whether or not they tested the stinkin thing.

      Didn't the 'in the wild' phones that they used to test have some sort of cover to make it look like a regular iphone? That would have kept them from experiencing the problem.

    13. Re:lolwut by flappinbooger · · Score: 1

      Yep I think so. As an engineer who has worked on product design (not cell phones) I can see how this got through, however I do see articles now that the antenna engineer raised a flag on this very issue, as well as did some carriers. Yikes.

      Depending on how this plays out I can easily forsee a massively huge "oops" on par with Intel's little rounding error.

      Of course, FSJ doesn't seem to worried about it, he has the utmost confidence in his coolaid.

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    14. Re:lolwut by MaWeiTao · · Score: 1

      Well, there are emails that have been disclosed where concerned about the antenna were voiced. One of Apple's antenna engineers warned them about the problem at least as far back as a year before launch. And it's claimed that people from a service provider, presumably AT&T, warned them as well.

    15. Re:lolwut by Anubis350 · · Score: 2, Informative

      For a QOS standpoint that makes sense, but the attenuation would be apparent to the proper testing done by the engineers in the lab *before* it was field tested by employees making calls, and indeed today engadget has a story that the engineers knew this could be a bad problem

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    16. Re:lolwut by Anubis350 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      My startac used to get *better* reception if I held the antenna!

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    17. Re:lolwut by whisper_jeff · · Score: 1

      I think I will take Consumer Reports word for it over an engineers anecdotes.

      So, what you're saying is you'll take Consumer Reports' anecdotes instead?

    18. Re:lolwut by DWIM · · Score: 1

      So, what you're saying is you'll take Consumer Reports' anecdotes instead?

      I would. They certainly have an established reputation for impartiality. Doesn't mean everything they say is gospel truth, but as a starting stance, I'll give them more weight than what I would give someone about whom I know little or nothing.

    19. Re:lolwut by BatGnat · · Score: 1

      They did test it. But apparently the engineers are trend setters, and all used the new iHand...

    20. Re:lolwut by Kethinov · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I know about 20 people with new iPhones and all of them are thrilled. When I ask them about their reception they all tell me that they have never experienced a problem

      Stop the presses! Slashdot user joeyblades (785896) has an anecdote. Seriously, when did anecdotal evidence warrant a +5 on slashdot? This place is going downhill.

      There are studies by Consumer Reports, Ars Technica, and who knows how many other reputable organizations using sound methodology to prove the existence of this reception issue. Why so many people feel compelled to vocally pretend the issue doesn't exist is astounding.

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    21. Re:lolwut by joeyblades · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Dude. Chill.

      I never said that there was no problem. I said that all phones seem to have a problem. I have not seen any evidence that the iPhone 4 problems are any worse... and yes, I did read the Consumer Reports article that said that they tested several other phones... what they failed to mention is how thorough they were at testing all the various configurations of user interaction and carrier strength...

      Being an electrical engineer with considerable experience in the field, I know how impossible such tests are, so yes - I tend to discount it when Consumer Reports tries to make it sound like this is some exclusively iPhone 4 problem.

      BTW, please look up the definition of anecdotal. You seem to be confused. What I described is more than an anecdote. What I described was a number of engineers (all electrical engineers, BTW) who conducted various user mode experiments to try and replicate the problem. That is hardly anecdotal.

    22. Re:lolwut by Kethinov · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Anecdotal evidence is when you tell us a story that regardless of whether or not it is verifiably true, insufficiently supports the conclusion you're drawing. In your OP you appeared to be generalizing and casting doubt on the legitimacy of the reception issue based solely on the experiences of your acquaintances. Maybe you didn't mean to doubt the legitimacy of the issue, but that's how it read. And it doesn't matter how qualified your acquaintances are at testing smartphones. Until they produce a scientific study with the rigor of the consumer organizations who do this professionally, their experiences are just anecdotes.

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    23. Re:lolwut by mjwx · · Score: 1

      Given that they cannot make new iPhones fast enough and people are not lining up to return their new iPhones, who can blame Apple for their response?

      Regulatory and Consumer protection agencies. Well if the US had any of those.

      But the thing is, almost 4 out of every 5 Iphone's being sold are to existing Iphone owners so the the audience is unlikely to be thinking subjectively. Just look at how the fanboys on /. defend it.

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      Calling someone a "hater" only means you can not rationally rebut their argument.
    24. Re:lolwut by TheStatsMan · · Score: 1

      Haven't not actually read up on Consumer Reports' review of the device (not getting an iPhone) I can't say for certain, but it seems to me like consumer reports is an organization dedicated to rigorously testing consumer goods. Performing scientific testing and then reporting on it isn't an anecdote.

    25. Re:lolwut by joeyblades · · Score: 1

      Well, since you were clearly confused about the conclusion I was drawing, perhaps you are incorrect about whether my "evidence" was anecdotal. And technically, you're still wrong with your definition of anecdotal, but I won't quibble about that.

      My point was that most users are likely to perceive better performance from iPhone 4 than older iPhones and possibly other phones in general.

      You don't like my evidence, so maybe you'll believe the folks over at AnandTech.

      True, their conclusion was that the iPhone's reception would be better (under certain conditions) if the antennae were insulated, but they still found the phone's overall reception exceptional compared to iPhone 3GS. Oh and they confirmed what I said about all smartphones having these sorts of problems.

      I searched high and low, but could not find any of these other studies you mention... Oh I found a bunch of here-say and anecdotal studies, but these you've already deemed unacceptable.

      Also, maybe you shouldn't place too much faith in the Consumer Reports study - it's quite possible that their study was flawed.

    26. Re:lolwut by joeyblades · · Score: 1

      Well, if your theory is right, I know how Apple can make a killing on the 5th generation iPhone. One solid, slick, black slab of oleophobic glass. All the fanbois will buy them and swear that it's lots better than their old iPhone 4s...

    27. Re:lolwut by ceraphis · · Score: 1

      4) ... after licking, or otherwise moistening, my thumb so it's conductive enough to bridge those two pieces of metal...

      5) ... in an area that already has really crappy reception.

      wait...don't tell me, are you implying that the only people who're having the problem are the oily (from pizza) or the sweaty that live in basements? And the majority of the people who're complaining choose to do so....on the internet?

      What does this mean?!

    28. Re:lolwut by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "I tend to discount it when Consumer Reports tries to make it sound like this is some exclusively iPhone 4 problem. "

      What other phone has an exposed antenna?

      "Being an electrical engineer with considerable experience in the field"

      This would have been relevant had you said RF Engineer, but lots of EEs have little experience with RF in the wild.

      All phones suffer from signal drop due the user holding it, in two ways:
      1.) Physically shielding the antenna
      2.) Capacitive detuning

      Add to this, the user can directly detune the antenna by changing the effective length, but this can only happen if the antenna is electrically exposed to the user's hand.

      Also note that both detuning effects have a much worse effect on transmit than receive, so received signal strength is a bad measure in the first place.

    29. Re:lolwut by Kethinov · · Score: 1
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      You're right, I wouldn't steal a car. But if it were possible, I sure as hell would download one!
    30. Re:lolwut by joeyblades · · Score: 1

      Well, I was going to accuse you of misinterpreting Wikipedia... but decided not to jump to conclusions... Now...

      OK, let's pretend that my point was what you originally thought - that I was trying to say that the iPhone antenna problem is a non problem. That wasn't my point, but let's pretend so that I can explain how my example fails the Wikipedia definition of anecdotal evidence.

      I'm going to give you the benefit of the doubt and assume that you were not trying to apply the first definition. In other words, you were not concerned about the veracity of my account. If this assumption is false, then I have no defense. Likewise neither does Consumer Reports because you have no way of verifying that they actually conducted experiments and accurately reported their results.

      Moving on to definition 2. You might be assuming that the conclusion does not follow from the evidence or that there was an insufficient amount of evidence. However, I said that these were engineers who were trying to make their calls drop. The sample size was 20 iPhones and 20 testers, which is significantly larger than the Consumer Reports experiments. Perhaps your issue is that you don't think this study is scientific, but in fact you don't have any knowledge of the experiments conducted and whether these experiments are valid. I'm guessing, BTW, that this statement is true of your knowledge of the Consumer Reports experiments. I understand that you intuitively trust the engineers at Consumer Reports, but I have already provided a link to a comment from an expert in the field that suggests that their experiments are, in fact, not really worthy of your trust. Nevertheless, none of this meets the Wikipedia definition of "anecdotal evidence".

      I'm guessing that your real problem is that you trust measurements of field strength over the not very scientific sounding evidence of users NOT dropping calls. This does not make my example anecdotal, but I can empathize with your concerns. However, I must point out that, as a user, you have no real perception of field strength and no intuitive understanding of how field strength relates to call quality. You do, however, have a fairly intuitive perception of call quality in the event of a dropped call. So I suggest that the "study" I related is actually more representative of the average user's perception of call quality... which is all that really matters.

      BTW, you are probably still not in agreement with the above statements, but as an electrical engineer I can tell you that the parameters that Consumer Reports measured do not tell the whole story. It's as if (to use a car analogy) they looked at the wind resistance profile of a car and made claims about it's overall gas milage.

      - - - -

      With respect to the Ars Technica link, I'm not sure what your point of sharing it was??? I hope you are not using this guy's "hunch" (his word, not mine) as evidence to support your case.

      Also, I think he's asking the wrong question. To the layman, not familiar with the idiosyncrasies of RF, it seems natural to expect a black or white answer. However, there are an infinite number of possible test cases and the best anyone can do with an RF design is try a bunch of scenarios and optimize the trade-offs. The question he should want to ask is this: Did Apple evaluate both insulated and non insulated solutions and choose the non insulated solution because it provides the best overall performance?

      Apple cannot answer this question. If they say "no" then they look stupid for overlooking the obvious. If they say "yes" then they will look disingenuous because everyone has already made up their mind about the facts and they will assume that Apple is lying. No win.

      Also, there has been suggestions that Apple knew about this issue and did nothing about it because they favored style over function. This is a ridiculous claim. I can think of half a dozen inexpensive manufacturing solutions that would be as effective as a bumper but not noticeably change the look of the device. So, I can only assume that either Apple was clueless (I find this hard to believe) or Apple chose the most optimal overall engineering solution that (unfortunately) turned into a public relations nightmare.

    31. Re:lolwut by Kethinov · · Score: 1

      The point of the Ars link is to help frame the debate properly so we don't get distracted by red herrings. The issue isn't whether or not the iPhone 4 gets better reception overall. I'm not saying that it doesn't. What I'm saying is that it has a clearly reproducible defect, one which has been widely reproduced with sound methodology and which adversely affects a number of ordinary consumers under certain circumstances. The net effect produces a worse overall experience for such customers than prior iPhone models which do not exhibit the same issue.

      If you never meant to assert the issue doesn't exist, then by all means feel free to disregard my criticisms of your argument as being anecdotal evidence. I'm certainly not trying to attack a straw man here. However, if you read the rest of the replies to your post, you'll notice that everyone else seems to have interpreted your argument the same way that I did. SvnLyrBrto (the first reply) even goes so far as to accept your (non?)anecdote as evidence supporting the idea that this defect doesn't exist by posting another anecdote of his own and concluding that the entire controversy is hyperbole.

      --
      You're right, I wouldn't steal a car. But if it were possible, I sure as hell would download one!
  11. Look at the monkey! by betterunixthanunix · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Look there! At the flashy light and the monkey! Pay no attention to your iPhone's antenna!

    --
    Palm trees and 8
    1. Re:Look at the monkey! by Ecuador · · Score: 1

      The monkey might not be enough this time...
      ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD!

      --
      Violence is the last refuge of the incompetent. Polar Scope Align for iOS
  12. Dyslexia by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I honestly read "how to hold the iphone 4 conference"

  13. Engage Reality Distortion Field by EricWright · · Score: 1

    T-minus 4.25 hours and counting...

    1. Re:Engage Reality Distortion Field by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Looks like you've already got your own distortion field running. The conference is tomorrow, not today.

    2. Re:Engage Reality Distortion Field by sexconker · · Score: 1

      Oh how I wish today were Friday.

  14. Last verse, same as the first... by DWMorse · · Score: 5, Insightful

    If Apple were the kind of company to admit mistakes and fix problems, we'd have some word on resolving the iPhone 4 issues already. Instead, 'holding it wrong' and bumpers for everyone.

    This has, at best chance, to be a press conference releasing the white iPhone 4.

    And if I'm wrong, I'll gladly accept some egg on my face, and those in disagreement all get to say "I told you so."

    --
    There's a spot in User Info for World of Warcraft account names? Really?
    1. Re:Last verse, same as the first... by Pojut · · Score: 4, Informative
    2. Re:Last verse, same as the first... by aicrules · · Score: 3, Informative

      Gripping any mobile phone will result in some attenuation of its antenna performance, with certain places being worse than others depending on the placement of the antennas. This is a fact of life for every wireless phone. If you ever experience this on your iPhone 4, avoid gripping it in the lower left corner in a way that covers both sides of the black strip in the metal band, or simply use one of many available cases.

      From Apple's press release, which is equivalent to the word of Steve Jobs, and in summary is saying "You're holding it wrong."

    3. Re:Last verse, same as the first... by BasilBrush · · Score: 1

      I'll register myself as in disagreement, ready to have my "I told you so" tomorrow.

      The white iPhone 4 has been announced already. No way they hold a press conference just to say that they are shipping it.

      I suggest this will give a definitive answer to the investigations they have made into the antenna problem. En estimate of how many/few people are affected. And statement on what they are going to do about it, including a restatement of money back if dissatisfied, possible manufacturing changes, and a free bumper/case for existing owners.

    4. Re:Last verse, same as the first... by luther349 · · Score: 1

      if aple where the kind of company to admit mastake they wouldn't have crippled there desktop market for 10 years by using power pc and a shitty os. 10 years later they go x86 and osx and look there desktop market is actually growing.

    5. Re:Last verse, same as the first... by dzfoo · · Score: 2, Insightful

      >> "holding it wrong"

      I keep seeing this quoted around like gospel. As far as I know, Jobs' e-mail response to a specific complaint about the so-called "death grip" was "don't hold it that way", which is different in tone and meaning.

              -dZ.

      --
      Carol vs. Ghost
      ...Can you save Christmas?
    6. Re:Last verse, same as the first... by intheshelter · · Score: 1

      But then didn't they tacitly admit the mistake by going x86 and OS X? So your argument kind of defeated itself didn't it?

    7. Re:Last verse, same as the first... by sexconker · · Score: 0, Troll

      And if I'm wrong, I'll gladly accept some egg on my face, and those in disagreement all get to say "I told you so."

      And if you're right, then, as usual, the Apple fans will gladly accept some sperm on their face while Steve Jobs says "take it, take it bitch!".

    8. Re:Last verse, same as the first... by sexconker · · Score: 1

      They didn't "tacitly admit" it.
      IBM "actually shitcanned" PPC.

      Apple was the PPC tagnut that IBM had been waiting to drop. IBM made it clear there was nothing left in the pipeline but a few puffs of hot air, yet Apple still clung on tightly. Apple didn't drop off until IBM gave a few good shakes and started wadding up the paper.

    9. Re:Last verse, same as the first... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thank you.

      I propose that poop simile be the new car analogy.

    10. Re:Last verse, same as the first... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      These misquotes become memes. For example Bill gates never said 640K would be enough.

      Just don't hold it that way then.

  15. press conference? by underqualified · · Score: 5, Funny

    are they going to play for miami heat too?

    1. Re:press conference? by jollyreaper · · Score: 4, Funny

      are they going to play for miami heat too?

      This is slashdot. We don't understand your sports pop culture reference.

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      Sell the spice to CHOAM
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    2. Re:press conference? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is slashdot. We don't understand your sports pop culture reference.

      Pop Sports? The rubbish I tune past on TV? Which one do these Miami heaters belong to, women's curling?

    3. Re:press conference? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm pretty sure this is some joke about meteorological patterns that have been observed in Miami, and how one could structure some sort of game around predicting the outcome.

      But I am not a meteorologist, so this joke is lost on me.

  16. Anonymous Courage by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    At first I read "Apple To Hold iPhone Correctly".

  17. Wht they will tell us by mpetch · · Score: 2, Interesting

    If Apple stays true to form they will say Consumer Reports is wrong, that their conclusions are false, and that the iPhone 4 is the best smart phone they have ever developed.. After that Apple will maintain the status quo.

  18. Place your bets! Spin the wheel! by erroneus · · Score: 1

    Where will the spin spinner land? Downplay? Recall announcement? User's fault? Free rubber-thingy? iPhone 5 announcement?

    Will try explain that this flaw got through the process because the ONE iPhone4 prototype was "stolen" which caused problems in the process?

    I am seriously considering starting my day late for this one. (okay, not really...)

    1. Re:Place your bets! Spin the wheel! by HopefulIntern · · Score: 0, Troll

      Free rubber-thingy?

      Uh, no dude, that rubber thingy's gonna cost you $50...

    2. Re:Place your bets! Spin the wheel! by Vectormatic · · Score: 1

      Free rubber-thingy?

      Cue mental image of an iphone in a condom...

      --
      People, what a bunch of bastards
    3. Re:Place your bets! Spin the wheel! by BasilBrush · · Score: 1

      A press conference to announce a price rise of $21 for the rubber thing?

      http://store.apple.com/us/product/MC597ZM/A?mco=MTgxOTQ0ODA

      More like a price drop of $29. I suspect these will be given away free. Easiest possible fix.

    4. Re:Place your bets! Spin the wheel! by HopefulIntern · · Score: 1

      Wow, I was actually just making a funny, with gross exaggeration. Almost $30 for a piece of rubber that makes the phone do what it was supposed to do already? Damn...sounds like Apple indeed.

  19. The iPhone 4 press conference by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Is that the press conference about the iPhone 4, or is it the "iPhone 4 Press" conference?

  20. Signal boosting sticker by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  21. Just don't hold the conference that way by speedwaystar · · Score: 2, Funny

    Eh, Mr Jobs?

  22. Re:Act like M$ by 16K+Ram+Pack · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    To be honest, there isn't that much wrong with Vista (after the service packs). Vista's main problems were that the initial hardware was underpowered (esp memory), terrible drivers and software that didn't play nice with UAC.

    Windows 7 is a response to the Vista name being mud. It's an improvement, but it's really the same core.

  23. Signal Bar replacement. by SneakyMishkin · · Score: 5, Funny

    "The issue was that we had a 'signal bar' on the phone. We had forgotten that this was a magical device. The signal bar has now been replaced with a Mana bar. We expect the rest to work itself out."

    1. Re:Signal Bar replacement. by Superken7 · · Score: 5, Funny

      Yeah, first the iphone was left in a bar, and now the bars have left the iphone! That can only happen to magical devices.

    2. Re:Signal Bar replacement. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or in Soviet Russia.

    3. Re:Signal Bar replacement. by Quiet_Desperation · · Score: 1

      The signal bar has now been replaced with a Mana bar.

      Does the mana bar refill itself or do you have to rest at an inn?

    4. Re:Signal Bar replacement. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The signal bar has now been replaced with a Mana bar.

      Does the mana bar refill itself or do you have to rest at an inn?

      You have to beg a Druid to Innervate you

    5. Re:Signal Bar replacement. by Torodung · · Score: 1

      "The issue was that we had a 'signal bar' on the phone. We had forgotten that this was a magical device. The signal bar has now been replaced with a Mana bar. We expect the rest to work itself out."

      Now everyone please drink the blue potions that we are distributing amongst you. Don't worry, it's just our own formulation of "magic Kool-Aid."

      Yup. I can see that.

      --
      Toro

  24. Will be a hard pill to swallow... by recoiledsnake · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Will be a hard pill for Apple to swallow after the hyped up outlandish claims about the new antenna design

    "People have asked, 'What's this?' Some have even said, 'This doesn't seem like Apple.' What are these lines in this beautiful stainless steel band?

    Well, it turns out there's not just one of them, there's three of them. And they are part of the entire structure of this phone. That stainless steel band that runs around is the primary structural element of the phone, and there are these three slits in it.

    It turns out this is part of some brilliant engineering, which actually uses the stainless steel band as part of the antenna system. And so, one piece is Bluetooth, wifi, and GPS, and the other is UMTS and GSM. So it's got these integrated antennas right in the structure of the phone.

    It's never been done before and it's really cool engineering."

    Will be really hard to acknowledge a defect after all that hype.

    --
    This space for rent.
    1. Re:Will be a hard pill to swallow... by osgeek · · Score: 1

      Damn that Internet with its easy way to pull up exactly what people say!

    2. Re:Will be a hard pill to swallow... by jgagnon · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Don't worry, many governments are seeking to diminish its abilities...

      --
      Remember to maintain your supply of /facepalm oil to prevent chafing.
    3. Re:Will be a hard pill to swallow... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Reminds me of this cool video:
      www.funnyordie.com/videos/dafe6d6167/iphone-4-the-guys-who-didn-t-make-the-cut

    4. Re:Will be a hard pill to swallow... by northernfrights · · Score: 1

      Yeah but the fact of the matter is, there is no way of knowing yet whether this was truly an engineering oversight of massive proportions, or just a problem with manufacturing that is causing some phones to be defective. It may end up just requiring a change behind the scenes to make it work as intended, in which case it is still pretty awesome engineering.

    5. Re:Will be a hard pill to swallow... by Anonymous+Monkey · · Score: 4, Interesting
      Sounds like a house that was built in my home town (on the rich end). The home was over 5,000 square feet and had huge vaulting rooms. The structure was made of steal tubing, and the inside of the house had all the structural elements exposed (think 80's industrial, I think they were trying to build Doogie Howser loft). The designer decided that AC ducts were ugly so he would just run HVAC inside the steal tubes that made the house.

      Well to make a long story short hot and cold air make steal expand and contract. Also, steal is a pour insulator. Not only did this house pop, creak, and groan when ever the heat or AC was turned on, the house needed them all the time because it got full sun in summer and high wind exposure in winter and the whole structure was built like a giant heat sink.

      The lesson of this story? Design for functionality first, and if your design is highly functional it will have a cool all it's own.

      --
      We are the Borg...
    6. Re:Will be a hard pill to swallow... by jc42 · · Score: 1

      It may end up just requiring a change behind the scenes to make it work as intended, in which case it is still pretty awesome engineering.

      Or you can just apply a bit of duct tape, as Consumer Reports suggested. If that's too inelegant for you, you could follow Apple's earlier suggestion, and get one of those silicone "bumper" wrappers, which would also help protect the iPhone from damage. Both apparently fix the antenna problem by preventing contact with your (electrically conducting) hand.

      I'd think you'd want one of the bumpers, as "cheap insurance" to help your iPhone last longer. But what do I know? I have an Android phone ...

      --
      Those who do study history are doomed to stand helplessly by while everyone else repeats it.
    7. Re:Will be a hard pill to swallow... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      s/steal/steel

    8. Re:Will be a hard pill to swallow... by cowscows · · Score: 1

      To be fair, almost every building material expands and contracts with temperature (and sometimes with moisture), but there are generally ways to design around it. That being said, trying to use structural elements as your a/c ducts is a terrible idea for a few reasons. As you said, steel is a terrible insulator, you'd likely have some serious condensation issues, and there's no way those steel tubes had anywhere near the cross section for efficient airflow. The fan units would probably have to push a ridiculous amount of air in order to actually get any circulation. Plus you'd have to cuts holes in your structure to let the air out. Also it seems like it would accelerate corrosion of your structure.

      It's a terrible idea. Plus if you're going for an industrial look, some spiral a/c duct can look pretty cool.

      --

      One time I threw a brick at a duck.

    9. Re:Will be a hard pill to swallow... by davidbrit2 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Will be really hard to acknowledge a defect after all that hype.

      Which is why it won't happen. Here's how I predict things going down:

      • Steve strolls out, makes some remarks about huge sales of the iPhone 4.
      • "Bound to be a few issues reported when you have such a large share of the market", etc, etc.
      • Some tap dancing about real-world performance, estimated signal strength, "every cell phone does it", and an assortment of contemptuous remarks or outright lies, much like the explanation of why apps aren't approved at the iPhone 4 reveal event.
      • White model ship date announced, bumper cases quietly go on sale for $20 with no announcement, and Steve wraps up with some feel-good piece hoping to bury the issue(s).
      • Apple's board of directors make a few phone calls to Steve's health care providers to see if he's up to date on payments for that liver he bought, hoping not to have their front man degrade into the next Ken Kutaragi.
    10. Re:Will be a hard pill to swallow... by Grizzley9 · · Score: 1

      Will be a hard pill for Apple to swallow after the hyped up outlandish claims about the new antenna design

      Applying a clear coating to future product runs does not negate this statement.

    11. Re:Will be a hard pill to swallow... by pnewhook · · Score: 1

      Also, steal is a pour insulator.

      Normally I don't care about spelling mistakes, but that is just too much.

      --
      Tesla was a genius. Edison however was a overrated hack who liked to torture puppies.
    12. Re:Will be a hard pill to swallow... by Savage-Rabbit · · Score: 2, Funny

      Which is why it won't happen. Here's how I predict things going down:

      • Steve strolls out, makes some remarks about huge sales of the iPhone 4.
      • "Bound to be a few issues reported when you have such a large share of the market", etc, etc.
      • Some tap dancing about real-world performance, estimated signal strength, "every cell phone does it", and an assortment of contemptuous remarks or outright lies, much like the explanation of why apps aren't approved at the iPhone 4 reveal event.
      • White model ship date announced, bumper cases quietly go on sale for $20 with no announcement, and Steve wraps up with some feel-good piece hoping to bury the issue(s).
      • Apple's board of directors make a few phone calls to Steve's health care providers to see if he's up to date on payments for that liver he bought, hoping not to have their front man degrade into the next Ken Kutaragi.

      I like the Microsoft process:

      • Steve strolls out, throws some chairs.
      • End of discussion.

      Simple and direct.

      --
      Only to idiots, are orders laws.
      -- Henning von Tresckow
    13. Re:Will be a hard pill to swallow... by davidbrit2 · · Score: 1

      I like the Microsoft process: * Steve strolls out, throws some chairs. * End of discussion. Simple and direct.

      Sadly, I think I'm starting to prefer Microsoft's process too. As a corollary to Hanlon's Razor, I think it's generally easier to forgive stupidity/incompetence than it is to forgive malice.

    14. Re:Will be a hard pill to swallow... by Aphoxema · · Score: 1

      Which is why it won't happen. Here's how I predict things going down:

      • Steve strolls out, makes some remarks about huge sales of the iPhone 4.
      • "Bound to be a few issues reported when you have such a large share of the market", etc, etc.
      • Some tap dancing about real-world performance, estimated signal strength, "every cell phone does it", and an assortment of contemptuous remarks or outright lies, much like the explanation of why apps aren't approved at the iPhone 4 reveal event.
      • White model ship date announced, bumper cases quietly go on sale for $20 with no announcement, and Steve wraps up with some feel-good piece hoping to bury the issue(s).
      • Apple's board of directors make a few phone calls to Steve's health care providers to see if he's up to date on payments for that liver he bought, hoping not to have their front man degrade into the next Ken Kutaragi.

      I like the Microsoft process:

      • Steve strolls out, throws some chairs.
      • End of discussion.

      Simple and direct.

      I agree, however it's hard to emulate in my own life. I was committed for about a month after attempting the chair throwing and walking out. The reason it was only a month was because I pulled off the Jobsian Mind Warp much better, bringing out some graphs detailing the historical usage of chair-throwing by plenty of other sane people while having some of the other in-patients sneak some oxy into my doctors` drinks.

      Perhaps a combination of the two, the Jobs/Ballmer Maneuver, where you softly placate the crowd a while before having someone come up and making an example out of them.

      --
      "Most people, I think, don't even know what a rootkit is, so why should they care about it?"
    15. Re:Will be a hard pill to swallow... by wizzard2k · · Score: 1

      Hope they hold the conference in the right place, or nobody will be able to hear them!

    16. Re:Will be a hard pill to swallow... by hags2k · · Score: 1

      Design for functionality first, and if your design is highly functional it will have a cool all it's own.

      So, in other words... form follows function?

    17. Re:Will be a hard pill to swallow... by broggyr · · Score: 1

      Maybe it was a speech-to-text app...

      --
      Irony? Yea, it's like goldy and bronzy, only it's made of iron!
    18. Re:Will be a hard pill to swallow... by commodoresloat · · Score: 1

      He was probably trying to make a snide comment about the topic of this article with such blatant misuse of homophones.

    19. Re:Will be a hard pill to swallow... by robably · · Score: 3, Insightful

      When a word is wrong it interrupts the flow of the sentence - the reader may understand what the person meant, but at the cost of being figuratively knocked sideways so they are now thinking about something else. If the point of your writing is to get across an idea, then something that interrupts your message is doing you a disservice.

      Also, this is a geek website. We tend to like things to be correct.

      And finally - most importantly - being corrected is not something anyone should take offence to. It is part of the way we learn and become better skilled at anything we do. Being indignant because someone offered advice or information is entirely wrong - there was no malice that I can see in the GP's post - it was blunt, maybe, but it was informative.

    20. Re:Will be a hard pill to swallow... by Aboroth · · Score: 1

      My friend's wife is in an architecture program, and she told me that they are literally taught to completely ignore all engineering concerns, and only design structures that look cool. I believe she was told to "make at least one point touching the ground, and then the engineers can figure out how to make it work." The program is supposed to be pretty prestigious.

    21. Re:Will be a hard pill to swallow... by wickedskaman · · Score: 1

      The antenna actually IS better... they just should have coated the metal around the edges with an insulating coating to prevent these kind of problems.

      --
      Sand's overrated... it's just tiny little rocks.
    22. Re:Will be a hard pill to swallow... by An+ominous+Cow+art · · Score: 1

      We're not going to tolerate your homophonia around here, mister.

    23. Re:Will be a hard pill to swallow... by nigelo · · Score: 1

      Also, this is a geek website. We tend to like to correct. .

      There, corrected.

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      *Still* negative function...
    24. Re:Will be a hard pill to swallow... by sexconker · · Score: 1

      I'll design an upside down pyramid.
      The top will have an airport, swimming pools, parade routes, etc.

      And all rain water will run through a drain at the top of the pyramid and out the bottom, so the whole thing looks like it's coming out of water.
      In fact, let's just build it on the ocean.
      Also, I want to be able to raise and lower it to reduce cooling costs.
      And we can harvest the tidal energy our giant bobbing city creates.

      Higher levels are more expensive.
      Donald, Bill, and Steve can share the topmost level. They like to hold Segway races on Fridays, so Branson's level just below them needs extra sound proofing.

      Where's my drafting pencil? I need to sketch this masterpiece!

    25. Re:Will be a hard pill to swallow... by Mister+Whirly · · Score: 1

      Yes, but this rule does not apply to Apple products. Anyone remember the Cube? Anyone want to buy one as a museum relic? (The one I have has a different video card and an additional fan so no overheating issues.)

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    26. Re:Will be a hard pill to swallow... by TheTrueScotsman · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I'm a fan of Leica cameras; I've got three Ms (all different numbers - 3,4 and 6). The idea of putting a crass rubber bumper on one to fix a design flaw is anathema - they are a thing of ergonomic beauty and a joy to hold. Is this what Steve had in mind when he introduced the 4 and compared it to a Leica?

    27. Re:Will be a hard pill to swallow... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It does not interrupt the flow. I read the entire thing without even noticing the error. It was not until I read the replies and looked back up to the original post and scanned for the word steel or steal that I noticed it. The only people this minor error bothers are the grammer nazi's. I believe a grammar nazi trait is some type of OCD, not a specific issue with understanding. Communication involves the ability to transfer and convey ideas and thoughts. If you are tripped up by a single word, misspelling, or minor misuse of a word, and you require everything to be communicated to you in a specific exacting manner as it was taught to you for you to understand it, YOU have the problem communicating.

    28. Re:Will be a hard pill to swallow... by JBFrobozz · · Score: 1

      The lesson of this story? Design for functionality first, and if your design is highly functional it will have a cool all it's own.

      Howard Roark, is that you?

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    29. Re:Will be a hard pill to swallow... by cowscows · · Score: 1

      That sucks, maybe she should find a different school. That being said, while it is certainly important for an architect to consider the coordination of all the engineering stuff, it's also important that the architect not be afraid to stand their ground against the engineers from time to time. Your mechanical engineer will happily run their ducts right through the middle of all your nice spaces unless you tell them not to. A lot of structural engineers tend to be overly conservative at first, and it will take a little prodding before they figure out something that works without destroying some of your building's aesthetic qualities.

      Anyways, architecture school is nothing like actual architecture. That's not a good thing in many ways, but that's how it is.

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    30. Re:Will be a hard pill to swallow... by quacking+duck · · Score: 1

      That's fine, that's the architect's job. However, the structural engineer ultimately has to sign-off on it since it's his or her professional ass on the line if it collapses.

    31. Re:Will be a hard pill to swallow... by cowscows · · Score: 1

      No, the architect needs to be involved in all of that, for a number of reasons. If a building collapses, even if it's the engineer's fault, the architect is also going to get sued as well as have their reputation damaged.

      Designing buildings involves lots of back and forth design and compromises between the architect and the engineers. If nothing else, the architect has to do a certain amount of coordination or else the plumbing lines and the electrical lines will end up in each others way, or there won't be enough space in the ceiling for the HVAC ducts to be run, etc.

      The bulk of your time as an architect is spent dealing with stuff like that. You're lucky if for every 10 hours of that stuff if you can even find 10 minutes to think about making your building look good.

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    32. Re:Will be a hard pill to swallow... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "steel is a poor"

      Can't believe you corrected one mistake but missed the next one only 2 words away.

    33. Re:Will be a hard pill to swallow... by squiggleslash · · Score: 1

      Universal health care is a good thing. It's not socialist. Get over it.

      Normally I don't care about silly political statements, but that's too much.

      Universal Health Care is socialist. And it's a good thing. Get over it. Just because something's socialist doesn't make it bad!

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    34. Re:Will be a hard pill to swallow... by jc42 · · Score: 1

      Oh, I dunno; my wife likes her iPhone, but one of her complaints is that it's somewhat slippery. She has accidentally dropped it a couple of times. It survived, but she's tempted to get one of the "bumper" shells to increase the coefficient of friction with her hand.

      But then, neither of us thinks the iPhone is especially aesthetic looking. It looks like a chunk of shiny plastic. Not all people respond "Oooh! Shiny!" when they see such objects. Some people just think "plastic", with all the connotations of that term.

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    35. Re:Will be a hard pill to swallow... by crossword.bob · · Score: 1

      Wouldn't help. Would just turn the whole thing into a large capacitor, and at radio frequencies, the impedance it would offer would be slight. See http://bosonquest.wordpress.com/2010/07/14/iphone-4-versus-duct-tape/ for more.

    36. Re:Will be a hard pill to swallow... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Communication involves the ability to transfer and convey ideas and thoughts. If you are tripped up by a single word, misspelling, or minor misuse of a word, and you require everything to be communicated to you in a specific exacting manner as it was taught to you for you to understand it, YOU have the problem communicating.

      True. But an excellent communicator can write so that even people with this communication problem can understand it.

    37. Re:Will be a hard pill to swallow... by Aphoxema · · Score: 1

      When a word is wrong it interrupts the flow of the sentence - the reader may understand what the person meant, but at the cost of being figuratively knocked sideways so they are now thinking about something else. If the point of your writing is to get across an idea, then something that interrupts your message is doing you a disservice.

      There's a difference between being "correct" (1+1=Derp) and "conventional". By convention, the alloy we commonly use is spelled "steel". That doesn't make it correct, that doesn't write some law into the universe that says it must always be spelled that way lest a paradox sever the bindings of space and destroy us all.

      I agree that improving our ability to communicate with one another is significant but I prefer to set that precedent by example instead of wasting time playing grammar police. If they cared, they would learn.

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    38. Re:Will be a hard pill to swallow... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Such pour manners...

    39. Re:Will be a hard pill to swallow... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It was not until I read the replies and looked back up to the original post and scanned for the word steel or steal that I noticed it.

      I hope you read specifications a little more closely than that. Words have meanings, and those meanings matter.

      The only people this minor error bothers are the grammer nazi's. I believe a grammar nazi trait is some type of OCD, not a specific issue with understanding.

      Maybe being exact doesn't count for much in your daily life, but it does in mine. It's part of my job, and I expect it of my colleagues. When one of us is lazy about that, it means trouble for all of us. That's why we react to it.

    40. Re:Will be a hard pill to swallow... by PrecambrianRabbit · · Score: 1

      It's "grammar nazis", not "grammar nazi's", thank you very much! ;-)

    41. Re:Will be a hard pill to swallow... by Anonymous+Monkey · · Score: 1

      No I'm just dyslexic.

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    42. Re:Will be a hard pill to swallow... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you are tripped up by a single word, misspelling, or minor misuse of a word, and you require everything to be communicated to you in a specific exacting manner as it was taught to you for you to understand it, YOU have the problem communicating.

      Yeah, whatever, dude. It's called "giving a shit about your audience." Give it a try and you'll find the audience is more likely to pay attention to what you have to say.

      Chances are, you won't get your next high-paying job (or your first one) from someone who can't compose a sentence in his or her own native language.

    43. Re:Will be a hard pill to swallow... by pwnies · · Score: 1

      s/pour/poor

    44. Re:Will be a hard pill to swallow... by E+IS+mC(Square) · · Score: 1

      Well, at least it's honest and we know exactly what it is.

    45. Re:Will be a hard pill to swallow... by BatGnat · · Score: 1

      I just dont understand why it has more than 640KB. You certainly dont need more than that....

    46. Re:Will be a hard pill to swallow... by nlayer · · Score: 1

      Please elaborate. I'd like to tell the young future-architects that I encounter to avoid this program. The architecture school I attended was significantly more sophisticated.

      While there were certainly studio exercises that explicitly ignored real-world engineering, the majority of work was influenced heavily by construction methods and feasibility. On the other hand, "cost" was consistently ignored by both students and teachers alike, as were the annoying little things called "building codes." It was generally accepted that cost and codes would be instilled through your professional on-the-job training. Architecture school was primarily intended to approach the artistic and creative side of the profession. However, there was simply no escape mechanism to avoid engineering and physics. We didn't design unicorn clouds... we designed buildings that were "mostly" buildable.

      If your friend's wife is not having a more realistic experience with her architecture education, she may find herself completely shocked and disillusioned by the actual real-world practice of architecture. I highly suggest she reevaluate before getting in too deep. My 2 cents, and YMMV.

    47. Re:Will be a hard pill to swallow... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Also, steal is a pour insulator. Not only did this house pop, creak, and groan when ever the heat or AC was turned on, the house needed them all the time because it got full sun in summer and high wind exposure in winter and the whole structure was built like a giant heat sink.

      LMFTFY
      Also, steal is a pour insulator. Naught only this these house pope, creek, and growing wain ever the hit or AC was turned on, the house kneaded them awl the thyme because it got fool sun in summer and high wind exposure in winder hand the hole structure was billet lichen a jaunt hit sync.

    48. Re:Will be a hard pill to swallow... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So your job is reading slashdot? I use micrometers to measure final product accuracy down to 0.0001 of an inch. What the hell does that have to do with a reading a post on slashdot? How that that relate to everyday life? You and your colleges get a 20 minute break every other hour, do you expect that 20 minute break when you are not at work? You go to meetings at work to discuss goals and deadlines, do you do that at home as well when planning something? "Honey, kids, lets pull out the white board and discuss what we are going to do this weekend", or maybe, "Jim, John, come over to my apartment before we go out so we can plan out our goals for our night out". Do you expect to wear dress pants and a polo shirt at home because you have to do it at work? Do you expect everyone to wear them because you do at work? You are AT WORK, you are there do perform a job in a rigid way to conform. You relating those concepts to apply in everyday life or making a statement that it should be that way is rather odd. BTW, I used to be a nuclear reactor operator and I was in charge of reactor protection and safety system maintenance as well. I am only not in it now because I went a different direction in my career by choice (one that made enough money and life is too short for the nomad life style and shift work that is nuclear power), not because I had a problem noticing a misplaced homophone.

      Every time a client, customer, relative, random person you just met at a bar, girlfriend/boyfriend of yours uses its instead of it's or some other small grammatical error, give them the same argument and story you are using here. Believe me, they won't like you more because you pay attention to detail, they will start to avoid you. See the difference between your work and a slashdot post now?

    49. Re:Will be a hard pill to swallow... by mjwx · · Score: 1

      Will be a hard pill for Apple to swallow after the hyped up outlandish claims about the new antenna design

      It's never been done before and it's really cool engineering."

      The ironic thing is, an external aerial has been done before, hundreds of times, WWII tanks often had unshielded aerials because shielding was too expensive and they suffered from reception problems all the time.

      Electrical length with regards to radio transmission is a well known subject for electrical engineers. knowing that touching an exposed aerial will change it's electrical length extremely basic knowledge and it's clear Apple never consulted an engineer before designing this really cool engineering

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    50. Re:Will be a hard pill to swallow... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I work with a SQL engineer from Hong Kong, his English sucks and I could barely understand him the first year he was here. Even though we are only a few cubes from each other, I was emailing him instead of walking over because I could at least understand some of his writing. Bottom line, his english was all fuck up. He is an outstanding SQL guy BTW. To be honest no one knows if the usage of his own language is good either because we do not know it. What should a hiring manager use for criteria if language can't be used? If english is not your native language and you don't know the persons native language, it would not make sense to use language as a criteria for hiring would it? So if my english is not perfect or a hiring manger rejected me because of an error with my grammar, how did he justify hiring the guy from Hong Kong? Why did he use english for me but not for him? Do you just assume he actually knows his own language and would never make a mistake with it? Grammar and spelling is probably 95% memorization and 5% understanding some basic rules. Specific "correct" grammar and language is NOT an overall indicator of knowledge and intelligence. If it was, english professors would be considered the most intelligent people in the US when in reality, not many more of them know how to change a tire, unclog a drain, create "Hello World", or how to troubleshoot a network issue then a lawyer would.

    51. Re:Will be a hard pill to swallow... by Anonymous+Monkey · · Score: 1

      That made me chuckel

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    52. Re:Will be a hard pill to swallow... by pnewhook · · Score: 1

      Universal heath care is a good thing but it is not socialist. Its a social program - completely different.

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    53. Re:Will be a hard pill to swallow... by dpastern · · Score: 1

      hahaha thanks for the good laugh!

      Dave

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    54. Re:Will be a hard pill to swallow... by ceraphis · · Score: 1

      If the Leica camera was as fragile and slippery to hold as the iPhone 4 is, where one drop could destroy the screen or make a scratch on the screen, which for the iPhone 4 happens to be the entire focus of the device, then it would probably be just as good of an idea to put a case on a Leica camera as it is for the iPhone 4.

      I've never used a Leica, but I assume that it at least isn't as easy to drop one as the iPhone 4. Do Leicas come with the unassuming wrist strap to keep you from making terrible mistakes? I'd probably use my iPhone without a case while walking on concrete if I could attach a *gasp*! wrist strap to it.

      Appreciating untouched beauty only goes so far until preserving that beauty becomes more of a focus.

    55. Re:Will be a hard pill to swallow... by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      Socialist is where the means to production are owned by the government and capitalist is where the capital is owned by private industry. Universal health care, as done in the US, is capitalist. It's not socialist to heavily tax people and give that money away to corporations. It's not socialist to make it illegal to not buy service from a private corporation.

      It could be argued to be socialist in that the government now controls the private insurance companies through regulation, but if the insurance companies thought it was a net bad thing, they could sue them under the Fifth Amendment.

    56. Re:Will be a hard pill to swallow... by squiggleslash · · Score: 1

      Socialist is where the means to production are owned by the government and capitalist is where the capital is owned by private industry

      No, it isn't. Socialism is where people cooperate to work together for the common good.

      Two branches of socialism (arguably the most successful) are the Trade Union movement, and the Cooperative Movement. The "Father of Socialism" is generally considered to be Robert Owen, who reorganized his mills as communes. None of these concepts have anything to do with means of production being owned by the government.

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    57. Re:Will be a hard pill to swallow... by squiggleslash · · Score: 1

      Are you under the impression that social programs can't be socialist?

      Socialism is the principle that people can work together for the common good rather than competing with one another. People organizing, through the government, to ensure they all have access to quality healthcare is certainly an example of that. Universal Healthcare has, historically, was a concept created and promoted by the socialism movement.

      Universal Healthcare is not about the profit motive. It's not about people competing with one another for resources, and shareholders making a buck. It's about people working together for something that's good. It's the very definition of socialist. And that's not a bad thing.

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    58. Re:Will be a hard pill to swallow... by pnewhook · · Score: 1

      Are you under the impression that social programs can't be socialist?

      No I'm not saying that at all. To clarify I'm saying a social program on its own is not necessarily socialist. However a socialist society would obviously implement social programs.

      Socialism is the principle that people can work together for the common good rather than competing with one another.

      It's much more than that. Socialism is an economic system where the amount of production is dictated by the community. Additionally the economy is use based, not monetary based. So in a socialist economy your company would make its alloted number of whatever it produced and nothing more. These would be distributed according to need without price, and you would not get paid. Your reward for working is the use or other peoples output. Think Star Trek.

      A universal health care system where your bill gets paid for you by the government is not socialist. The doctors, nurses, staff and hospital all still get paid and they generally aim to make a profit or at least break even. They do not care whether you are paying your bill yourself or its paid for you.

      Universal health care is a good thing because it brings basic heath care to those who currently could not afford it. That's not socialism, but it is a good thing.

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    59. Re:Will be a hard pill to swallow... by squiggleslash · · Score: 1

      It's much more than that. Socialism is an economic system where the amount of production is dictated by the community.

      No, it's not. If it were then Robert Owen wouldn't be considered the father of socialism, and Trade Unions (which have nothing to do with "the amount of production") and Cooperatives (which do not define the community of resource users, only the community that creates those resources) wouldn't be socialist movements.

      The attempts to dog socialism with specific implementation details are largely a combination of European governments attempting to make particular systems popular by associating them with a popular movement, and American politicians and concerns attempting to make particular systems unpopular by associating them with an unpopular movement. It's as fair to say that Socialism is about "the amount of production is dictated by the community" as it is to suggest that Christianity is "about" dragging homosexuals behind pick-up trucks or conversely "about" funding orphanages so orphans don't starve.

      One can argue that an economic system where the amount of production is dictated by a community is a socialist system but the converse is not true: something doesn't have to involve production being controlled by the community that benefits from it to be socialist.

      Socialism is a moral movement, not an economic system. There are socialist governments, economic systems, and so on, just as there are Christian governments and Muslim economies (we don't think of any economy as being "Christian" per-se, but that's largely because nobody's been successful in justifying one.) Universal Healthcare really is an example of people coming together for the common good. It's socialist.

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    60. Re:Will be a hard pill to swallow... by pnewhook · · Score: 1

      I think you need to look up the definition of socialism.

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Socialism

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robert_Owen

      What you are describing with those guys is a specific type of socialism called utopian socialism. And I disagree with the statement that socialism is a moral movement. You could say that about everything as every movements founder believes they are doing the right thing for the people, even the most brutal dictator. Hitler believed he was morally right but no one would suggest that the Nazi movement was a moral movement.

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    61. Re:Will be a hard pill to swallow... by Muad'Dave · · Score: 1

      Whoosh!

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  25. Baghdad Bob, meet Sunnyvale Steve by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "These cowards have no morals. They have no shame about lying."

    Stick the quote in the right column.

  26. In the press conference.. by smasha · · Score: 5, Funny

    "Due to popular demand, the cost for the bumpers will increase by $30."

    1. Re:In the press conference.. by ceraphis · · Score: 1

      "New clear bumper flavor, made out of glass!"

  27. ohh NOW they wanna talk... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    NOW they're gonna talk, 2 days after I returned my iPhone and switched to Verizon. If they end up taking care of business and fixing the iPhone 4, are they gonna pay my Verizon cancellation fee?? I was a loyal customer of Apple for years and got fed up when they were doing nothing about the issue, except a software update to make it show less bars. So I was forced to give up.

    Craziness!

    1. Re:ohh NOW they wanna talk... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't give us that shit.

      You've got 30 days to cancel without the fee, you're well within that if you only signed up 2 days ago.

      And you should cancel. Verizon might have more coverage, but they're the shittiest company to deal with, ATT is only second.

    2. Re:ohh NOW they wanna talk... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      ...except a software update to make it show fewer bars.

      There. Fixed that for you.

    3. Re:ohh NOW they wanna talk... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sprint's 4G EVO FTW

  28. Here is the transcript by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Ladies and gentlemen,

    You're all holding it wrong.

    We are always right.

    Shut up and pay for the next iPhone.

    The end.

    1. Re:Here is the transcript by VGPowerlord · · Score: 1

      Arg, I had a response typed up but I rebooted my computer while diagnosing an issue with an application.

      It went a little something like this:

      Given those exact words, people under the influence of the RDF will interpret it like so:

      Ladies and gentlemen,

      We have determined that the problem only occurs if you hold it in an unusual way.

      We now stock iPhone 4 cases in the Apple Store. This will protect your phone from the effects of being held wrong!

      The iPhone 5 will solve all your problems! It's insanely great! Stay tuned in the next few months for pre-order information.

      The end.

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  29. Re:Act like M$ by flappinbooger · · Score: 1

    "Windows 7 is a response to the Vista name being mud. It's an improvement, but it's really the same core."

    Then why is vista a slow turd on most hardware, even modestly up-to-date hardware, yet win7 runs well enough on even a 6 or 7 y/o 1.6ghz P4 with 1GB of ddr333 ram(I've done it)?

    Why are OEM's putting 7 on netbooks but no-one dreamed of doing it with vista?

    Same core? Really? Maybe it's the same in some ways but it sure seems different to me.

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  30. Training session by LinuxIsGarbage · · Score: 1

    Steve Jobs will be demonstrating to the media and the public the correct way to hold the phone. Everyone needs a remedial course since everyone's holding it wrong.

  31. could have had a better headline by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Apple To Hold iPhone 4 Press Conference, but not with left hand"

  32. They're stepping on the brake by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Operator error: They're driving the phone the wrong way. The floor mat got stuck in the pedals.

  33. Conference by JxcelDolghmQ · · Score: 0

    This will probably turn out more like a circle jerk with Jobs being the pivot man.

  34. Best Case Scenario: by PolygamousRanchKid+ · · Score: 1

    "We have decided to sell the iPhone, without a required carrier contract. Just pick a carrier that you like based on the services they offer, their coverage, and experiences that you have had with them. Of course, we will continue to offer bundled offerings for those who want them."

    "Oh, and we will be releasing a free SDK, so anyone can write their own apps for it."

    I guess that should be the dream on scenario.

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    1. Re:Best Case Scenario: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The SDK is already free.

    2. Re:Best Case Scenario: by hunterkll · · Score: 1

      The SDK is already free. It's the getting in the app store (maybe) that costs $99

    3. Re:Best Case Scenario: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just like "free" HDTV... after you sign up for kidney-mining services, that is.

    4. Re:Best Case Scenario: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're a bit weak in your best case scenario.

      "I ate a rainbow this morning and now I feel GREAT! Everyone! Spin your iPhone lengthwise, counterclockwise 3 times and the antenna problems will not only be gone, your iPhone can now teleport you to any location, generate more energy than a nuclear power plant, solve world hunger, and it summons UNICORNS! Talking ones! That shoot love beams from their horns!

      Also! Free money for everyone! La-dee-dah-dee-dah! I love you all! This is Steve Jobs, riding Lord Prancington of Unicornucopia to Adobe headquarters to give them all a big hug! See you around!"

    5. Re:Best Case Scenario: by BatGnat · · Score: 1
      That is the worst case scenario. Keep it closed and locked onto AT&T.

      It only helps Android Market share...

  35. Re:Act like M$ by 16K+Ram+Pack · · Score: 1

    There's been a lot of performance improvements made, this is true. But I'm running Vista 64 on my "office" machine (quite a basic £250 PC with 4GB RAM) and it's fine. For what I need it for, I can't be bothered upgrading.

    Of course, it's not much of an issue for desktop machines when 2GB of ram costs about £20.

  36. You beat me to it... by N0Man74 · · Score: 1

    I saw that headline and logged in to make basically the same joke...

    "I hope they hold they hold it properly, or else they may find they get a poor reception from the press."

  37. Breaking News by cacba · · Score: 1

    Something news-worthy will occur soon!

  38. If rumours are to be believed.. by Trevelyan · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Some believe that there already is a second iPhone 4 with the Signal and Proximity detection issues solved. They are also saying that Apple are silently replacing the faulty iPhone 4 models with the new one for anyone that brings their faulty one in for repair.

    Some googling found this:
    http://gizmodo.com/5586256/is-apple-silently-recalling-the-iphone-4-now

    I think I first heard it via The Register.

    1. Re:If rumours are to be believed.. by NotBornYesterday · · Score: 2, Interesting

      According to Gizmodo, it seems like if you want an iPhone with the antenna fixed, you can't go in complaining about the antenna. Complain about the proximity sensor however, and you get a shiny new iPhone with the proximity sensor (and *ahem* antenna problem) resolved.

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    2. Re:If rumours are to be believed.. by ColdWetDog · · Score: 1
      Gotta love the Internet:

      We've received only one report

      Now, wait for the echo chamber.

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    3. Re:If rumours are to be believed.. by ceraphis · · Score: 1

      Anecdote: Tried this out today, it's not quite as simple as you'd hope. The canned answer to the proximity sensor issue was to install the brand new iOS 4.0.1 . Even asked the guy if it would have mattered if I came in a couple hours earlier, before the firmware was available, and he said the first thing he would've done is restored to 4.0 and see if that did it.

      I mentioned how intermittently the home button wouldn't turn the screen on from standby, apparently he's "never heard of that issue" and I would have to try the new firmware for a while and see if it continues.

      Really the guy's response to a whole host of issues and questions I brought up like dropped calls, that many people said was enough to warrant a replacement, was that they need the device to be on the new firmware while the problems pop up so they can run a diagnostic and THEN replace the phone.

      On the one hand I understand the need to ferret out the phone hypochondriac's among us, but at the same time I can't help but be immensely frustrated knowing that the home button and dropped calls and even possibly the proximity sensor issues will pop up again, and I'll take it back in and finally get the replacement I deserve for clearly faulty hardware. Meanwhile it becomes a massive waste of time to jump through these hoops.

      My dad had a problem with his iPhone awhile ago, it shut down after about an hour or so of using the 3G constantly. The genius restored it and said to try it out and bring it back if it has any problems. He goes outside, plays a game for a half hour. It shuts down. He brings it back in and finally gets his replacement.

      The apple stores are already crowded with a clusterfrack of people at all times, stop wasting everyone's time so damn much, Apple.

    4. Re:If rumours are to be believed.. by NotBornYesterday · · Score: 1

      I wonder if there is a certain amount of subtle abuse you could inflict on your iPhone which would render it somewhat or completely useless, but be undetectable as abuse by Apple, resulting in you getting a new (hopefully working) one. Say. like microwaving it for x seconds on y power setting.

      Disclaimer for the humor-impaired: I do not advocate fraud, and breaking something on purpose and trying to get warranty service is certainly fraud, not to mention that they might recognize it as fraud, and then you would have screwed yourself out of an iPhone with 2 years left on your AT&T contract. On the other hand, selling a defective product and refusing to properly fix a known problem under warranty is also a form of fraud, and some form of poetic justice might be entirely apropos here.

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  39. Glass, glass everywhere by Mr_Silver · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I'm interested to see if they say anything about the glass on the new iPhone.

    From what I've seen so far, the device cannot withstand a simple 6ft drop test onto a concrete floor. This is a fairly standard test, isn't particularly hard and ensures that the phone survives the daily wear and tear of being out and about all the time.

    To be clear, we're not talking about throwing it onto the floor here, but if it slips out of your pockets and bounces on the floor then there is a (not unrealistic) expectation that it'll survive - especially when you've paid several hundred UK pounds on a phone and tied yourself into an 18 month contract.

    I appreciate my data is anecdotal at best, but I've seen quite a few people now with shattered fronts or backs caused by a simple drop onto the floor.

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    1. Re:Glass, glass everywhere by dwightk · · Score: 1

      It might be more effective if you linked to a picture of the iPhone 4 (Not saying it doesn't shatter, just a tip)

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    2. Re:Glass, glass everywhere by Skuld-Chan · · Score: 1

      Its pretty typical to test a phone being dropped from 3-5 feet - here's a video of that process at another company: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R1sz5c-R9h0

      There's another video floating around of Nokia testing doing similar things.

    3. Re:Glass, glass everywhere by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      On what island do you pay 'several' hundred pounds for an iPhone 4, and still get locked into a contract?

      Is this the same island where people are so tall that if something slips from a pocket, it falls six feet?

      Is this the same island where the iPhone 4 looks suspiciously like and iPhone 3G?

    4. Re:Glass, glass everywhere by Ryvar · · Score: 3, Informative

      I've already conducted this test twice unintentionally with the new iPhone, sans bumper (I generally use one, so during two separate incidents I butterfingered on the new glass). Two six foot falls onto marble with zero protection, both times landing flatly face down, not on an edge. Not so much as a scratch either time.

      The plural of anecdote is not data, but after my experiences I'm somewhat skeptical of any claims about reduced fracture strength with the new glass. It's difficult to imagine a worse scenario that still falls within the confines of everyday wear-and-tear.

      --Ryvar

    5. Re:Glass, glass everywhere by Pandrake · · Score: 1

      A simple 6ft drop to test whether or not it will survive falling out of a pocket?

      Man those are some long legs.

    6. Re:Glass, glass everywhere by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You realize that image you linked is not the new phone. It is a 3G or 3GS model.

    7. Re:Glass, glass everywhere by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because when I drop a phone, it's always going to be face down.

    8. Re:Glass, glass everywhere by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Mod parent down as clueless.

      That's a 3G, not an iPhone 4, and in what world is a 6-foot drop indicative of a phone falling out of one's pocket.

    9. Re:Glass, glass everywhere by DWIM · · Score: 1

      Because when I drop a phone, it's always going to be face down.

      The iCat mini-applet ensures it will always land face down.

    10. Re:Glass, glass everywhere by BatGnat · · Score: 1

      Just put butter on one side, thus assuring it lands flat on the buttered side down.

    11. Re:Glass, glass everywhere by Mr_Silver · · Score: 1

      Thanks and well spotted! Unfortunately I realised I had the wrong picture just after I hit the link :(

      Having said that, everyone seems to hung up on equating 6ft to the height of someones trouser pockets, rather than examining the pictures :)

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    12. Re:Glass, glass everywhere by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Two six foot falls onto marble with zero protection, both times landing flatly face down, not on an edge. Not so much as a scratch either time.

      Glass is much more resistant to impacts on the large flat sides rather than the edges or corners. Plus, indoors on a flat marble surface there's less chance of a nice point impact (think a stone/gravel out in the street). Glass may be hard, but very easy to shatter in the right conditions.

      Think train windows and those emergency exit hammers. You can break them with minimal effort by striking with the hammer's pointed tip in the corner, yet you'd struggle to break one by kicking it in the middle.

  40. NEWS FLASH by bigfootchick · · Score: 1
    Apple is HOLDING a press conference to teach people how to hold the right way.

    1. Pull the iPhone out of the pocket (if it's not already in your hands).

    2. Shake the iPhone

    3. Follow the steps in this picture.

  41. Rehab? by hamburgler007 · · Score: 0, Troll

    I wonder if Apple is going to announce they have an addiction and they are checking into rehab.

  42. Seen this before... by jimmyfogg · · Score: 2, Funny

    A man walks into the doctor's office and says, "It hurts when I do THIS." The doctor looks at the patient and says, "Well, don't do THAT anymore..."

    1. Re:Seen this before... by Critical+Facilities · · Score: 1

      Yes, that's an oldie but goodie.

  43. iphone 5 by luther349 · · Score: 0, Troll

    yep they will announce iphone 5 and the sheep will line up. even how its a iphone 4 with the defects fixed.

  44. I'm curious to what they'll announce by DynamoJoe · · Score: 3, Insightful
    I just picked up my iPhone 4 last night and verified all the problems that have been reported. I doubt Apple will do a full recall though it's not outside the realm of possibility. What I think they'll do is offer the bands for free (refunds to all who bought them already) and penalty-free returns for dissatisfied customers.

    The antenna issue is the most visible problem, but the proximity sensor problem is also troubling. I'm hopeful that it'll be solved by software update.

    The antenna is a hardware problem and it's not going to be fixed by software, however many bars the screen displays. The one call I've made on it was choppy as hell until I repositioned my hand, then it was clear as a bell. I'm holding off on buying a case for my phone until I see what Apple announces.

    I'm sure there's an iPhone 4.1 in development. These problems won't exist on iPhones sold in a few months.

    Here's a guess: Could these problems have been overlooked because of their field testing? The field units were placed in dummy cases which would have prevented physical contact with the antenna.

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    1. Re:I'm curious to what they'll announce by Spazztastic · · Score: 1

      I just picked up my iPhone 4 last night and verified all the problems that have been reported.

      If you're aware of all the problems, let me ask you this: Why?

      I'm not even trying to troll here.

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    2. Re:I'm curious to what they'll announce by joh · · Score: 1

      Here's a guess: Could these problems have been overlooked because of their field testing? The field units were placed in dummy cases which would have prevented physical contact with the antenna.

      Not even Apple is so dumb to not look at the dBm numbers when lab-testing the first phone with an external antenna as part of the case. Not testing for what difference the hand/grip of the user makes here is totally unthinkable. Really. That this thing works at all is already a miracle, you don't get this by accident.

      No, this is either a design tradeoff they just accepted or part of the phones aren't made to spec. Or a bit of both.

      I think the proximity sensor issue is worse than the antenna issue, even if it gets hardly any press coverage.

    3. Re:I'm curious to what they'll announce by DynamoJoe · · Score: 5, Interesting
      It's a fair question. Mainly, I can still return the phone and go back to my 3GS, so I'm not really risking anything by getting it. I also thought a lot of the reports of problems sounded overhyped.

      It's one thing to point out a product flaw, it's another thing to point out an APPLE product flaw. There seems to be a circle-jerk sadistic kind of glee in a lot of coverage about the problems. It borders on ridiculous ridicule of Apple/Jobs/iPhone "fanboys" etc. and I now add a large grain of salt to just about all of it. If you've read the comments so far, you no doubt know what I'm taking about.

      And yes, I meant "ridiculous ridicule". for example, cnn.com was presenting video of some dweeb wrapping his phone in duct tape. It's ridicule of the iPhone, but it's ridiculous in and of itself. After seeing stuff like that, it's easier to think the complaints are overhyped or even bullshit.

      So I figured I'd try the phone myself. I want the new processor, better camera, etc. and I know from previous experience that Apple is a safe bet to do right by the customer (even more so if I'm within the return period :) ).

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    4. Re:I'm curious to what they'll announce by pomakis · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Research any new product before purchasing it and you'll discover a long list of problems that it has. No product is without issues. If you refuse to buy a product because you're aware that it has a few issues, then you're either going to go your entire life without buying anything, or you're going to have to start buying things without doing any research. At least knowing what the issues are beforehand gives you the ability to judge whether or not the issues are insurmountable for you so that you can avoid the purchase rather than saying "WTF?" after buying it. Are the iPhone 4 issues insurmountable? Are they worse overall than the list of issues you'll find on most other cell phones currently on the market? Well, the answer to that is very subjective, but from where I stand the iPhone 4 looks like a pretty solid product overall.

    5. Re:I'm curious to what they'll announce by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      Speaking for myself....

      I noted that the short-out-the-antenna problem is easily fixed with an insulating case, which I wanted anyway. I'm a bit of a butterfingers, and dropping a slightly slippery iPhone 4 to a floor with nothing to cushion the impact seems like a Bad Idea. I haven't had problems with the proximity sensor.

      Frankly, everything has problems. Sometimes these are serious, sometimes not, sometimes easy to alleviate, sometimes not. I decided I wanted an iPhone 4 despite the known problems, particularly since the big one didn't apply to how I was planning to use the phone. Other people may feel differently.

      What puzzles me are the people who jump all over Apple for any flaw, real or imagined. Have they bought into Steve's RDF and believed that Apple products are supposed to be perfect or something?

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    6. Re:I'm curious to what they'll announce by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Lol, you KNEW about the issues and STILL you BOUGHT an Iphone 4? You should go by the name of SparkyJoe, to put it mildly.

    7. Re:I'm curious to what they'll announce by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Research any new product before purchasing it and you'll discover a long list of problems that it has. No product is without issues

      No! How dare you say such a thing! This is Apple! Judas! Not listening! wa-wa-wa-wa-fingers-in-ears, etc.

    8. Re:I'm curious to what they'll announce by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      OMG there are slashdot readers that own iphone....

    9. Re:I'm curious to what they'll announce by ceraphis · · Score: 1

      Research any new product before purchasing it and you'll discover a long list of problems that it has. No product is without issues.

      Wait just a second there. Are you telling me that...that...previous iphones had problems too? That's just silly talk.

      It's a well known fact that them OTHER phones have had a laundry list of problems in years past. Things like no native apps, no removable battery, no GPS, no 3G internet, AT&T, no 1700/2100 MHz 3G support, no video capture, terrible GPS reception, AT&T, overheating, AT&T,...

  45. What about waiting another day? by joh · · Score: 1

    I mean, the iPhone isn't out even one month yet, the antenna issue is in no way clearly understood by anyone. Rushing out a fix or a new hardware revision or even doing a recall of a few million iPhones is nothing you do within weeks. This is just impossible.

    Just assume that this is caused by some parts being not always made to spec and this being corrected now (there are reports of replacement phones now looking slightly different and not having the antenna issue). How on earth should Apple get two or three million phones made on the spot? Keeping quiet, replacing phones slowly as customers return them and later dealing with this under the common warranty would be just reasonable.

    I'm really looking forward to all the boundless critics eating their pants if Apple should come up with something fair and reasonable tomorrow.

    1. Re:What about waiting another day? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I mean, the iPhone isn't out even one month yet, the antenna issue is in no way clearly understood by anyone. Rushing out a fix or a new hardware revision or even doing a recall of a few million iPhones is nothing you do within weeks. This is just impossible.

      What else you want - Wait for a year to analyze and provide the fix and let all the customers walk away ?

  46. technobabble... by geekmux · · Score: 2, Funny

    "...they will address all this wacky Antenna stuff..."

    Woah! Slow down there Mr. Wizard. I need Laymans terms, none of that bullshit techno-jargon that we can't understand...

  47. Six Foot Drop!? by TheNinjaroach · · Score: 4, Funny

    From what I've seen so far, the device cannot withstand a simple 6ft drop test onto a concrete floor.

    Six feet!? That's quite a drop!

    To be clear, we're not talking about throwing it onto the floor here, but if it slips out of your pockets and bounces on the floor then there is a (not unrealistic) expectation that it'll survive - especially when you've paid several hundred UK pounds on a phone and tied yourself into an 18 month contract.

    Oooh, you're British. Now everything makes sense, I just forgot to convert feet to.. wait, what?

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    1. Re:Six Foot Drop!? by dzfoo · · Score: 1

      Those are some very high pockets.

            -dZ.

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    2. Re:Six Foot Drop!? by Mr_Silver · · Score: 1

      Six feet!? That's quite a drop!

      Whilst I appreciate you're trying to be funny/smart, the 6ft drop test is a very real test performed by all the major manufacturers (apart from Apple, so it would seem).

      The goal is to ensure that, from a drop of 6ft onto a hard surface, that the screen does not shatter, no pieces of the phone are dislodged (eg. the keyboard doesn't fall off), the battery panel doesn't come away and the battery is still held in firmly. Oh and that the phone powers back up and again continues to work.

      Now naturally some of these don't apply to the iPhone (battery falling out for starters) but the thinking is that if it can survive a 6ft drop onto a solid floor then every-day knocks and bumps at a lesser height and onto softer ground - for example, but not limited to (which is what all the Anonymous posters seemed to miss), falling out of trousers, being knocked off a table, accidentally being dropped whilst in someone's hand and so on and so on - will do little to no damage to the phone.

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    3. Re:Six Foot Drop!? by ceraphis · · Score: 1

      Six feet!? That's quite a drop!

      It's pretty natural for normal people to swing iPhones around their heads and balance them on top of door frames. You must be using it wrong.

  48. They called me about it, I think by davidwr · · Score: 1

    Ring ring....
    Me, walking down the street adjusting my iPhone in my hand as I speak: Hello.
    Apple: Hi, we are holding a press conference on [silence]
    Me: Hello? Hello?
    [call dropped]

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  49. You may be right but still I'll bet against you... by wisebabo · · Score: 2, Informative

    First off, thanks for at least acknowledging the possibility that you might be wrong and that Apple may, in fact, try to address this issue. Too many fanbois have ruined this part of Slasdot by spewing vitriol and what can only be described as hate. No light, just heat.

    I think that Apple will address the issue because this special conference is being called on extremely short notice (with MacNN calling it an "emergency press conference"). Having not seen the actual wording, I can't say for certain but again due to the short time-scale (less than 48 hours) it wouldn't seem to be just another announcement of a product update.

    Also you are incorrect in asserting that Apple doesn't "admit mistakes". The most recent example that I can recall is the $200 rebates they gave everyone who bought an original iPhone. As you recall, that occurred after the angry groundswell from early adopters who had purchased it a few months before for a couple hundred dollars more. I do not remember whether they gave hints that they might do this or if they called a "special press conference" on short notice.

    On the other hand, the market seems to think you're right! Last I checked Apple was down 1.5 percent, roughly double the overall market. So people seem to think Apple will have no or an innefectual response.

    Guess if I really believe this conference will solve things I should buy Apple stock! :). And you should sell short!

  50. Nintenodo gave away by dreadlord76 · · Score: 1

    Nintendo gave away free rubber covers for the wiimote when people start throwing them at TVs. Apple is going to offer a rubber bumper at a big discount! Say, oh, 80% off? Apple can't possibly be as good as Nintendo...

  51. At best... by denzacar · · Score: 1

    Everyone complaining gets a 30-50$ gift certificate for the Apple Store to buy the 30$ rubber thingy for their JesusPhone.
    Which is cunningly priced almost exactly the same as another highly sought after Apple item.

    BTW... there is a joke in there somewhere about iPhone needing a rubber band to stay up and online.

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    1. Re:At best... by MemoryDragon · · Score: 1

      Well there is another one. Apple already tried a recall, they failed because their customers could not call them back.

  52. Text from announcement (it was $100 credit) by wisebabo · · Score: 2, Informative

    "...we need to do a better job taking care of our early iPhone customers as we aggressively go after new ones with a lower price. Our early customers trusted us, and we must live up to that trust with our actions in moments like these.

    Therefore, we have decided to offer every iPhone customer who purchased an iPhone from either Apple or AT&T, and who is not receiving a rebate or any other consideration, a $100 store credit towards the purchase of any product at an Apple Retail Store or the Apple Online Store. Details are still being worked out and will be posted on Apple's website next week. Stay tuned."

    and

    "We apologize for disappointing some of you, and we are doing our best to live up to your high expectations of Apple," Jobs wrote.

    1. Re:Text from announcement (it was $100 credit) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, I give them little to no credit for that.

      "Wow! You're going to give me $100 credit for 'overcharging' me for the phone in the first place... on the proviso that I can only spend that $100 with... you!"

      Such generosity. Realistically, it probably cost them $30 per customer who took that credit for being gouged $200. They didn't have to do it, but my sense of justice and karma isn't running at full throttle there, either.

  53. Jedi Mind Trick by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Where Steve will attempt the farthest reaching Jedi mind trick ever! "These are not the Droids you are looking for ..."

  54. A more accurate title for this article would be by revoked · · Score: 1

    more like: Apple "How To Hold Your iPhone 4" Press Conference

  55. Just return it already. by tlhIngan · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I suggest this will give a definitive answer to the investigations they have made into the antenna problem. En estimate of how many/few people are affected. And statement on what they are going to do about it, including a restatement of money back if dissatisfied, possible manufacturing changes, and a free bumper/case for existing owners.

    What I don't get is for all those people complaining, why they don't return the damn thing. Honestly, given the iPhone 4 is out less than 30 days (well within most return periods) and the antenna problem surfaced the next day and was fleshed out the next week, it seems stupid that people would willingly hold onto it.

    So what if there's a 3-week waiting period for it? You expect some fix? With a lawsuit silencing Apple, there's not much you can do and not much you can expect them to do without jeopardizing their case. And it certainly won't come in the 8 days left you have to return it (most offer 30 day return policies).

    I have plenty of iPods, Macs, iPhones and an iPad. Even I don't see the point in waiting for a fix that may never come - just return it already and get on with life. Your old phone still works, so use it until Apple either fixes it or when the iPhone 5 comes out next year.

    I know complaining is fun, but is being stuck in a 2-year contract with a phone that doesn't meet your basic needs fun? I think that's stupid. Also stupid are those who buy an iPhone 4 knowing this problem (I'll be generous and say since this week, when CR's non-recommendation hit the news everywhere (and if you didn't hear it, you probably don't know about the iPhone 4 either) and then complain about it.

    Gizmodo has a nice writeup of return policies for the iPhone - http://gizmodo.com/5574502/remember-you-can-always-return-your-new-iphone - maybe the ones who can complain would be those who bought at Best Buy and RadioShack for they get screwed with the restocking fee. But AT&T and Apple don't.

    Fake (or real) Steve Jobs said it right - "It's just a phone. Not worth it." If it's dropping calls as bad as the complaints are, return it. If you're happy, great. If you're complaining because it's cool and trendy, I've got better things to do in life. Given that, I'm guessing it can't be that big a problem at all with the 3-week wait for it, which would imply that there won't be a recall. Unless people are really that stupid and will fork out nearly $2000 over 2 years for something they could've just avoided. It's not a life or death situation nor a necessity (a phone might, but what were you using before?).

    Vote with your wallet and return it. Apple probably won't fix it in time so you can return it. I suggest returning it while you still can rather than waiting for a recall that may or may not happen at all.

    I guess I'm tired of complainers who don't see the most obvious solution to their problem. Sure it's nice if Apple fixes it, but why rely on that?

    1. Re:Just return it already. by sexconker · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Because Apple keeps telling people there is no problem, or that it's a software problem, or that it's AT&T's problem, etc.

      And do they do laser engraving in iPhone 4s?
      Laser engraving is a scam to limit your ability to return the product, and to hurt its resale value on the used market.

    2. Re:Just return it already. by Culture20 · · Score: 1

      What I don't get is for all those people complaining, why they don't return the damn thing.

      Because they've invested thousands of dollars in iphone apps, peripherals, and psychiatric bills.

  56. uh, gee, folks, we made a small mistake by swschrad · · Score: 1

    here is a box of fake iPhone 3 covers we had left over from staff testing. feel free to pick one up on your way out the door. or wear gloves. here's a box of old gloves from the Foxconn factory, grab one. be careful, they are coated with beryllium dust. hack gasp, wheeze.

    thump.

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  57. It will go something like this... by nilbog · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Someone who is not Steve Jobs takes the stage...

    1. The iPhone for is our most successful iPhone ever. First day sales figures.
    2. iPhone 4 has better reception than any phone we've shipped.
    3. The reports of problems have been massively overblown.
    4. Still, even though there is not a problem, you can have a $30 giftcard and buy a bumper with it if you want.
    5. Some unrelated but big announcement to redirect attention (iPhone on Verizon, it will now come in green, etc.)

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  58. We can has iOS 4 Fix Also? by Monsieur+Canard · · Score: 1

    Hopefully at the same press conference they'll announce a service pack to fix the buggy abomination known as iOS 4 (although knowing Apple they'll make you pay for it).

    I made the mistake of "upgrading" my iPod Touch to 4 and now it won't work through the USB port on my car stereo. Google "ios 4 car stereo problems" and you'll see a huge Apple thread with people posting about this.

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    1. Re:We can has iOS 4 Fix Also? by Nagrom · · Score: 1

      My iPhone 3G is noticeably slower since the upgrade, and also much more prone to mysterious hangs while it thinks deeply about something important. It could be that it's down to the steady accumulation of stuff on the device, Windows registry style, but it certainly seemed to me that iOS 4 resulted in a step change in performance.

  59. Comment removed by account_deleted · · Score: 1

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  60. Testing? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If I was Apple, I would have like, given engineers phones to test outside of work like a normal user a few weeks before they released it to the public.

  61. My prediction by sjonke · · Score: 1

    They will demonstrate how the iPhone 4 gets and keeps a signal better then any past iPhone, but will still offer a store credit of $30 to all iPhone 4 purchasers, which they can use to purchase the bumper case of their choice, or a 3rd party case, or use it on something completely different. Also they will announce an extension of the return window, so people can have more time to decide if the iPhone 4 works for them.

    Or they may do the above mentioned demo, but also say that they are going to start applying a coating to the antenna anyway, and will offer a free exchange for anyone who wishes to do that. Behind the scenes they will cut the costs of this replacement plan by using the returned iPhones as replacement for others (obviously after applying whatever change it is they would be making, and then going through the usual refurbishment process).

    Whatever they do, the one thing I'm positive they will do is demonstrate how the iPhone 4 performs better as-is, because it does perform better as-is in my experience. There is an issue with attentuation and it can be pretty dramatic, but overall the phone still outperforms my 3GS's reception and signal quality, including, and especially, when the signal is weak.

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  62. Buncha whiner babies by ichthus · · Score: 1

    What's the big deal? Just hold the phone with an oven mit... or plastic salad tongs.

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  63. Re:Act like M$ by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    > with 4GB RAM

    How on earth did you cram 65,536 16K ram packs into your machine?!?!

  64. Maybe they won't talk about the antenna problem. by Big_Monkey_Bird · · Score: 1

    Heh. Maybe they're just going to announce availability in Canada

  65. Re:Act like M$ by sexconker · · Score: 1

    $30 is essentially their "full price". It's about what 99% of users will pay when buying a computer with Windows 7 installed, and it's about what 99% of volume license partners pay, and it's about what 99% of nerds paid by using a .edu address.

    I'd say $30 is a damn fair price.

  66. "wacky" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just a little wacky stuff out there; no defective design, no lies about software bugs. Just some non-specific wacky stuff. Run along now.

  67. I'm not superstitious, but the Chinese feel by rsborg · · Score: 1

    ... that the number 4 is very unlucky. From a scientific viewpoint, since these things were manufactured in China, perhaps there is some self-fulfilling prophecy going on here.

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  68. They're going to apologize. by MaWeiTao · · Score: 1

    I'm almost positive Apple is going to announce that they've screwed up and will address the problem. The response may range from offer free rubber bumpers all the way to replacing the phone. It's not that I have any special adoration for Apple, it's that they've done similar things in the past. They blame the end user first, drag things on, presumably in the hope they blow over, and eventually give in and address the problem. Apple seems to know it's base amazingly well. They know that the fans will drop to their knees and worship Jobs like a god. It will make them even more devoted than if the iPhone had never had a defect.

    And regarding the problem itself, I'm almost positive it wasn't a matter of insufficient testing. I'm not an engineer, but I'm almost positive that anyone who does work with antennas who took a look at the design would immediately know there's a problem. But design to priority and concerns were dismissed. And it was probably easy for them to dismiss the concerns because they went around the office, saw the way people held their phones and assumed few enough people held it the "wrong" way that it wouldn't be an issue. It's kind of like their mouse which requires you to lift your index finger if you want to right click. Usually, it's not a problem, but occasionally is it. They're basically playing Russian roulette with usability, designing certain elements around how they expect most users to interact with them.

    I like that Apple is obsessive about design and usability because other companies are not obsessive enough. But proper engineering is equally important. I'd say Apple's designers are seriously overpaid if they can't take basic engineering concerns into account. Might as well hire a bunch of design school students for cheap if they want pretty, but impractical and flawed product design.

  69. Problem by ThatsNotPudding · · Score: 1

    Goodwill requires some sembalance of respect of your customers, instead of thinking (rightly, so far) they are nothing more than placid, compliant sheep, LITERALLY willing to stand in line when told to.

  70. holy crap! by commodoresloat · · Score: 1

    5. Some unrelated but big announcement to redirect attention (iPhone on Verizon, it will now come in green, etc.)

    There's a green iPhone? Where do I get one!!!

  71. Re:Isn't this what the cash hoard is for? by cowscows · · Score: 1

    I am not particularly familiar with the inner workings of Apple or any large company, but how could a recall cost 2 billion dollars? Say they've sold 5 million of these (I don't know what number they're up to now, but they were pushing 2 million at the beginning of the month, so let's just say 5 million to be on the safe side) and every single one got returned. That would mean it'd cost Apple $400 per phone to do this recall. I can't imagine that it'll cost that much, even if they replaced every single phone with a new one.

    Maybe if you want to talk about potential lost sales, but I imagine that they've already crossed that bridge by now. Anybody who's interested at all about the phone has almost certainly heard some of the press about this issue.

    But at the end of the day, your point stands. Apple can certainly afford to do a recall, they probably should.

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  72. Turn off your WiFi! by HumanEmulator · · Score: 1

    During the press conference tomorrow, could everyone turn off their WiFi stuff? I want to see the demos.

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  74. What I read at first was: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Conference on how to hold an Apple iPhone 4.

  75. Apple: "How To Hold iPhone 4" Press Conference by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    [...]

  76. The question is by naris · · Score: 0

    How are they going to hold it? And are they going to hold it correctly and not by the sides?

  77. Management ignored the engineers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sounds like engineering knew about it, but management blew them off:

    Last year, Ruben Caballero, a senior engineer and antenna expert, informed Apple’s management the device’s design may hurt reception ...

    As for the fix...

    Apple has told its manufacturers to alter the iPhone production process to include an internal component that will insulate the defective antenna connection that has disrupted the phone's signal reception, said Kumar. This internal bumper will give Apple a non-cosmetic solution and will presumably avoid the need to change the appearance of the phone, said Kumar.

  78. Conference location by TeknoHog · · Score: 1

    I did not RTFA, so I presume they will hold the conference by the lower left corner.

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  79. Sounds about right by SuperKendall · · Score: 1

    Given a $30 coupon I'd spend it on just about anything other than a case. I don't like cases and I've not had any problems with the new iPhone.

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  80. Why it's relevant to him by SuperKendall · · Score: 1

    That's a 3G, not an iPhone 4, and in what world is a 6-foot drop indicative of a phone falling out of one's pocket.

    To be fair, he is Urkel posting under a psudonym. Those pockets reach at least 6 feet.

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  81. I am happy with my iPhone 4, but.... by sjonke · · Score: 2, Interesting

    ... I will gladly take a handout, in whatever form.

    Today I was in a restaurant I go to every week. For the first time ever I actually had a signal in the restaurant. My 3GS never once got a signal here. I didn't try holding my iPhone with my left hand, but I don't doubt I would have lost the signal had I done so, because it was only 1 bar. I was able to browse the web (a bit slowly) and even play a 48 kbps AAC+ audio stream while doing so.

    So, sure, pick it up with my left hand or otherwise bridge the gap and I'm sure I'd have had had no signal, but then that's exactly what I had before regardless of how I held it or didn't hold it with the 3GS - no signal. The iPhone 4 gave me a signal as long as I was careful not to bridge the gap. I don't see how you can view that as worse. Maybe if worse = better, then it was indeed worse.

    If you read other recent posts of mine you'll see that I've had similar experiences all over the place. My iPhone 4 picks up a signal in more places, and the signal is usable and reliable in more places. It is a better phone.

    Now... I will be happy if they announce a fix, perhaps requiring a recall. If they are going to make the phone even better, I'm all for that. Also I'll be happy if they say we get a $30 credit at the Apple store too. Sounds good to me. I'll also be fine if they just say that people are reporting that they are happy with the phone, because I am very happy with mine. Actually, no, I'll be disappointed, because who doesn't want a handout?

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  82. You are seriously retarded... by Brannon · · Score: 0

    If you think a multi-billion dollar product is tested only on Cupertino grounds. There is a far simpler explanation. It was tested thoroughly but not with a focus on hand position relative to the antennae.

    1. Re:You are seriously retarded... by GizmoToy · · Score: 1

      Reading comprehension is obviously not your strong suit. Did you even make it to the second paragraph before you decided to start trolling?

  83. Give him a break by mjwx · · Score: 1

    Also, steal is a pour insulator.

    Normally I don't care about spelling mistakes, but that is just too much.

    Give him a break, he's probably posting from his Iphone.

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  84. Antenna issue is understood. by mjwx · · Score: 1

    I mean, the iPhone isn't out even one month yet, the antenna issue is in no way clearly understood by anyone

    Actually, the antenna issue is understood by a great many people. Most notably electrical engineers.

    The issue is that when you touch the antenna you become part of the antenna, this changes the electrical length of the antenna. This is important as electrical length determines the frequency of the signal you can pick up using that antenna, so changing the electrical length changes the frequency the antenna expects to receive. This is why up to 80% of the signal is lost, not because the signal is gone but because the phone is no longer interpreting that signal as the signal it wants.

    A lot of work has been done on antennas in the last 100 years, this one has been known for most of that time. To anyone with any understanding of how radio signals work, this is not surprising and it is just bad design work.

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