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Company Claims Patent On Spam Filtering, Sues World

EvilAlphonso notes news of a "Texas" IP holding company suing 36 actual companies for violating its claimed patent on spam filtering. Techdirt deconstructs the patent itself, No. 6,018,761, which seems to amount to little more than a database lookup. It was filed in 1996 and issued in 2000 (despite the lawyers' press release claiming that it "was awarded... nearly 15 years ago"). Among the companies being sued are 3Com, Apple, Google, AOL, Yahoo, J.C.Penney, IBM, Dell, Citigroup, and RIM. Not Comcast, Verizon, AT&T, or Microsoft, oddly enough.

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  1. Take off and nuke Marshall, TX from orbit ... by Daniel+Dvorkin · · Score: 5, Insightful

    ... it's the only way to be sure.

    Seriously, it's bad enough that we have a patent system that allows these patent trolls to exist at all, but it really looks to me like one judge is creating a favorable environment most of the patent troll lawsuits in the entire US (and, given that the US seems to be far and away the number one country for patent trolling, maybe most such lawsuits in the entire world.) Isn't there any way to fire this clown?

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    1. Re:Take off and nuke Marshall, TX from orbit ... by Grimbleton · · Score: 2, Informative

      .30-06 ought to do it.

      Other than that, not really, no.

    2. Re:Take off and nuke Marshall, TX from orbit ... by TheGratefulNet · · Score: 0

      back in the wild wild west, there were ways of dealing with those who went astray from the justice people really wanted and needed.

      I am not suggesting we resort to WWW (heh) tactics; but 100 years ago, this guy would be hanging from a tree, I would reckon.

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    3. Re:Take off and nuke Marshall, TX from orbit ... by straponego · · Score: 4, Funny

      Yes. Or how about... let's see, it's Texas, and lots of people are complaining about all the violent illegal aliens. I see a solution with a good Bhyrdstone index. Execute a patent troll, free citizenship.

    4. Re:Take off and nuke Marshall, TX from orbit ... by King+InuYasha · · Score: 1

      Unfortunately, the court is the only body that is able to determine if a Judge is in "good behavior", which is why they effectively have lifetime guaranteed jobs...

    5. Re:Take off and nuke Marshall, TX from orbit ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      http://www.txed.uscourts.gov/Judges/Folsom/Folsom.htm

      There's the ringleader. Vote his happy ass out.

    6. Re:Take off and nuke Marshall, TX from orbit ... by BronsCon · · Score: 4, Funny

      Execute a patent troll or spammer = free citizenship
      Execute a patent troll AND spammer = seat in congress

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    7. Re:Take off and nuke Marshall, TX from orbit ... by BigDXLT · · Score: 2

      Be a patent troll AND spammer = seat in congress :(

    8. Re:Take off and nuke Marshall, TX from orbit ... by Derosian · · Score: 1

      Make a patent for a system of government that keeps track of who invents what and enforcing fines and rights for who can use it. Then sue the US patent system.

    9. Re:Take off and nuke Marshall, TX from orbit ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      1. There are some people who exercise discretion in their speech.

      2. There are some (non-malicious) people who speak indiscretely, and are undoubtedly as a result on government watch lists, FBI files etc.

      3. There are some (malicious) people who are indiscrete, and are undoubtedly flagged for the same kind of government scrutiny.

      You belong to category #2 or #3 above, I'm not sure which. But posting on the internet about shooting a judge is just really stupid for a lot of reasons.

    10. Re:Take off and nuke Marshall, TX from orbit ... by countertrolling · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Why? He's doing us all a big favor. Nothing will bring a system down faster than exploiting it for all its worth. More patent trolls are what is needed, lots more.. until the damn thing chokes on its own vomit.

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    11. Re:Take off and nuke Marshall, TX from orbit ... by John+Hasler · · Score: 4, Informative

      Unfortunately, the court is the only body that is able to determine if a Judge is in "good behavior"...

      No. The Congress is.

      ...which is why they effectively have lifetime guaranteed jobs...

      They have lifetime guaranteed jobs (barring impeachment and conviction) because the Constitution says so.

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    12. Re:Take off and nuke Marshall, TX from orbit ... by oldspewey · · Score: 4, Funny

      If the FBI wants to build databases of people who make offhand, whimsical comments in online forums I say more power to them. I work for a major storage vendor.

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    13. Re:Take off and nuke Marshall, TX from orbit ... by harlows_monkeys · · Score: 4, Informative

      Nonsense. First of all, EDT isn't even the most favorable district for patent plaintiffs. There are something like half a dozen districts where plaintiffs do better.

      If you nuked EDT, all you would do is cause the suits to spread out to other districts, to the detriment of defendants. The reason so many suits are in EDT is because EDT can provide reasonably speedy trials. There are two reasons for this. First, because there have been many patent suits there in the past, the courts are familiar with patent litigation, which is one of the more complex areas of litigation. When you have a patent case in a court that has not dealt with patent cases, it is very slow going. (And much more likely that the judge will make reversible errors, so if you do fight off the troll, you'll just end up doing it all over again when the troll gets the verdict thrown out and the case remanded for a new trial on appeal).

      Second, EDT doesn't have many Federal criminal cases. Criminal cases take priority over civil cases in Federal court, due to the constitutional requirement of a speedy trial for criminal cases. In districts where there are a lot of federal criminal cases (e.g., any place where the stupid war on drugs is being heavily waged) civil cases can take months or years to even get to preliminary hearings. File a patent case in one of those districts, and you'll be tied up for many many many years--something neither side wants.

      Given a choice between being sued in EDT and being sued in the plaintiff's home district (if that is different from the defendant's home district), I would bet that most defendants would pick EDT, to get it over faster and keep costs down.

    14. Re:Take off and nuke Marshall, TX from orbit ... by cgenman · · Score: 1

      This seems to have been a major operating theory of the patent system since the early 90's. And yet, here it still is.

    15. Re:Take off and nuke Marshall, TX from orbit ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    16. Re:Take off and nuke Marshall, TX from orbit ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Are you fucking retarded? As in possibly the dumbest fucking person on earth? Judges get the job for life, but that doesn't mean they have to work until the day they die, that's called slavery.

    17. Re:Take off and nuke Marshall, TX from orbit ... by KDR_11k · · Score: 1

      That's probably so the judge can't be threatened with a layoff to influence his verdict.

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    18. Re:Take off and nuke Marshall, TX from orbit ... by x2A · · Score: 1

      You *wish* they were that competent!!!

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    19. Re:Take off and nuke Marshall, TX from orbit ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They would be better then the Joker who have elected already...

    20. Re:Take off and nuke Marshall, TX from orbit ... by UnknowingFool · · Score: 3, Informative

      But generally speaking.. they die first.

      Out of the 111 justices that have served, 24 retired. That's over 20%.

      . . . unless you're a quitter like Justice Stevens.

      The man is 90 years old and has served this country for almost 35 years and you call him a quitter because he wanted to retire at 90? Incidentally how would you like to be judged if you lived long enough to retire at 65?

      Just because justices are given lifetime appointments does not mean that they themselves can't retire if they choose. Being smart individuals, they probably understand that in older age, they may not have the capacity to serve their post effectively as someone younger/healthier. One reason some of them die before retiring is that they don't want to be replaced by the current administration because the current administration will appoint someone with opposing political views. Some do leave for personal/health reasons like Thurgood Marshall, Sandra Day O'Connor, etc.

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    21. Re:Take off and nuke Marshall, TX from orbit ... by Grimbleton · · Score: 1

      Put me on a list, see if it means anything when everyone else is on one too.

    22. Re:Take off and nuke Marshall, TX from orbit ... by eugene+ts+wong · · Score: 1

      Why couldn't you guys just patent the judicial systems, and then sue courts?

    23. Re:Take off and nuke Marshall, TX from orbit ... by sumdumass · · Score: 1

      It will only mean something when you are walking down the street and someone notices another failed car bomb and our image happens to be on one of the store surveillance videos they use to catch the bomber. At that point in time, how many others are on the list will be irrelevant because they have you specifically saying something remotely resembling the events of the day and in the place of the events happening.

      This means that you will not get a chance to say look at all the other idiots on the list, it means that you will get a trip to club gitmo without talking to your lawyer until someone who didn't stop looking for the real bomber eventually finds something that either points to someone else or clears you by accident. But hey, when justice prevails and you are released in a couple of years, after you find another job if you can with a couple year gap in your employment record that can only be explained legitimately by the government accused you of being a terrorist, look us up and tell us how many others are on the list.

      It's completely pointless to keep a list that you are going to watch. It would need way too much resources to do. Instead, they have another reason to see if you are on any lists and then it simply makes an innocent person look guilty or reaffirms their need to look into that person. It's automagic, not automatic.

    24. Re:Take off and nuke Marshall, TX from orbit ... by martin-boundary · · Score: 1
      You're arguing that the outcome (win/lose) is less important than the speed of obtaining a result.

      If speed is truly what people want, then the courts should refuse to take any of those cases at all, and simply have a bureaucrat make a decision within 24 hours, arbitrarily. This could be done as a free service, so the plaintiffs and defendants wouldn't even need lawyers.

    25. Re:Take off and nuke Marshall, TX from orbit ... by penix1 · · Score: 4, Interesting

      You forgot the biggest reason...From wikipedia:

      Also of note is the fact that the court's local rules allow any attorney admitted to any state bar--not just that of Texas--to be admitted to practice before the Eastern District Court.

      That means that any ambulance chaser can get in on the act. Add to that the different handling of appeals for patents:

      Appeals from cases brought in the Eastern District of Texas are taken to the United States Court of Appeals for the Fifth Circuit, except for patent claims and claims against the U.S. government under the Tucker Act, which are appealed to the Federal Circuit.

      And it become a patent troll feeding frenzy.

      Reference article:
      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/U.S._District_Court_for_the_Eastern_District_of_Texas

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    26. Re:Take off and nuke Marshall, TX from orbit ... by Grimbleton · · Score: 1

      Well fortunately I'm thousands of miles from this judge, and don't own a single round of .30-06, so I guess I'm in the clear.

    27. Re:Take off and nuke Marshall, TX from orbit ... by sumdumass · · Score: 1

      Until that judge goes to a convention 60 miles from your home and gets shot with a .30-06. And you owning one or even possessing a single round won't mean much because most criminals get rid of the evidence linking them to the crime. If you are on the list, it won't be pleasant.

      BTW, it doesn't even have to be a convention, you could be camping or on vacation somewhere secluded and it happens, then you somehow get pointed to, the list shows up, and bamm, you are making jail house love to the Taliban version of Bubba.

      Actually, nothing will probably ever happen. But this just illustrates the dangers of both the government keeping lists and making comments on public message boards. It's like getting pissed at some crack head and saying you are going to kill him if he doesn't leave you alone then the cops want to talk to you when he attempts to rob his dealer and gets killed in an alley not to far from where you argued with him. I know you know what I'm talking about, just about every Cop Drama where someone is investigating a murder on TV or in the movies has someone who becomes a suspect because of the wrong words blurted out in anger. It's how they fill the time so you don't leave the theator with half a tub of popcorn and pissed because you got ripped off or they can sneak in extra commercials while you are yelling how stupid they are for ignoring the obvious killer and going after some dork who was just angry. Except in this case, you won't have the benefit of someone explaining the context of the comment, just a list with the words. And in the real world, cops are extremely lazy, the stop searching for the truth once they can wrangle something in their heads. (and yes, that's from personal experience)

    28. Re:Take off and nuke Marshall, TX from orbit ... by Grimbleton · · Score: 1

      Sorry I need to be more clear, shhh.

    29. Re:Take off and nuke Marshall, TX from orbit ... by slick7 · · Score: 1

      That's probably so the judge can't be threatened with a layoff to influence his verdict.

      The payoff came when the appointment was approved. Staying in office is another thing. Cite Murphy's law here.

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    30. Re:Take off and nuke Marshall, TX from orbit ... by slick7 · · Score: 2, Funny

      If the FBI wants to build databases of people who make offhand, whimsical comments in online forums I say more power to them. I work for a major storage vendor.

      That's ok, just don't work in a book repository.

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    31. Re:Take off and nuke Marshall, TX from orbit ... by slick7 · · Score: 1

      If the FBI wants to build databases of people who make offhand, whimsical comments in online forums I say more power to them. I work for a major storage vendor.

      That's ok, just don't work in a book repository.

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    32. Re:Take off and nuke Marshall, TX from orbit ... by slick7 · · Score: 1

      Well fortunately I'm thousands of miles from this judge, and don't own a single round of .30-06, so I guess I'm in the clear.

      I'm sure L.H. Oswald thought the same thing.

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    33. Re:Take off and nuke Marshall, TX from orbit ... by slick7 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      This seems to have been a major operating theory of the patent system since the early 90's. And yet, here it still is.

      The patent office has been screwed ever since Edison was in charge of screwing Tesla. Now all patents are useless or covered by national security.

      When any government, or any church for that matter, undertakes to say to its subjects, "This you may not read, this you must not see, this you are forbidden to know," the end result is tyranny and oppression, no matter how holy the motives. Mighty little force is needed to control a man whose mind has been hoodwinked; contrariwise, no amount of force can control a free man, a man whose mind is free. No, not the rack, not fission bombs, not anything — you can't conquer a free man; the most you can do is kill him. - RAH

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    34. Re:Take off and nuke Marshall, TX from orbit ... by logjon · · Score: 0

      what a crock of shit. lawyers are already on the payroll. you don't take a quick loss over a slow maybe win that you might have to maybe win again when the legal fees are the same either way. when you're talking about clients as big as apple, google, ibm, etc, from an accounting perspective, no. you're not going to pay your attorneys to 'hurry up and lose already.'

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    35. Re:Take off and nuke Marshall, TX from orbit ... by hardwarefreak · · Score: 1

      .30-06 ought to do it.

      Other than that, not really, no.

      I politely beg to differ haus. The .308 or .270 would both do a fine job here as well. Heck, we're talking about a puny pencil neck lawyer judge, right? One could easily and cost effectively purchase a .25 Jennings automatic in the North end of just about any U.S. city that would do the job, albeit at close range, and most of 'em already have the serial numbers filed off ta boot. Rich Texas judges usually live in two story white mansions with lots of shubbery, especially line'n the driveway--good hide'n spot for deploy'n that .25 Jennings auto and make'n a safe getaway. Silencers for 'em are pretty cheap, or you can easily make one yourself, being a country boy like me.

      Say, uh, Slashdot don't log them there IP address thingies when people post, do they? If they do, umm, damn, uh.. I' never really done nut'n like 'at. I' just got a good imagination, folks tell me.

    36. Re:Take off and nuke Marshall, TX from orbit ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The adjective "discreet" means "tactful" or "prudent self-restraint." "Discrete" means "distinct" or "separate.

      Get it fucking right!

    37. Re:Take off and nuke Marshall, TX from orbit ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, no, let him continue. Maybe he'll "convince" the big companies about the merits of patent reform.

    38. Re:Take off and nuke Marshall, TX from orbit ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Im not from US but why do you guys even need Texas any more? Its not like there is much oil left there right? So just dump them and be done with it, let them shit in their own back garden...

    39. Re:Take off and nuke Marshall, TX from orbit ... by Dan+Berlin · · Score: 1

      You don't actually understand how this works. 1. In the Federal court system, all patent appeals go to the Court of Appeals for the Federal Circuit. This is true regardless of what district you are in. Blame congress for this one. 2. Allowing folks who are admitted to any state bar is good. The entire state bar system is a disaster. In any other country, you are either allowed to practice in that country, or not. Here, we've further divided it into 50 states, and require lawyers to take 50 8-10 hour tests and fulfill 50 different sets of conflicting obligations (for example, continuing legal education requirements, pro bono hour requirements, etc) in order to be able to practice law in every state. It's not even possible. Any argument one could make that having to do this means you are more aware of the laws of that state or better able to practice in that state are ridiculous on their face to anyone who has actually had to study for and take a bar exam. If you practiced law the same way the various bar exams wants you to, you'd be disbarred. So in short: Just because you read an article on wikipedia doesn't mean you know what you are talking about.

    40. Re:Take off and nuke Marshall, TX from orbit ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nothing says STFU like a Ruger MKII .22 pressed against the back of your ear...

    41. Re:Take off and nuke Marshall, TX from orbit ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      4. There are some who don't give a fuck about your "FBI" because we aren't American citizens and we don't live in your country.

    42. Re:Take off and nuke Marshall, TX from orbit ... by Bilbo · · Score: 1

      Since the total cost of settling a patent suit is often proportional to the length of time it takes to settle, then yes, getting the stupid thing over as fast as possible is often the best approach. Even putting it through a lopsided court is going to eliminate the most obvious offenders, so at least you still have a reasonable chance of winning, without wasting a lot of time and money if you do lose.

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    43. Re:Take off and nuke Marshall, TX from orbit ... by barry99705 · · Score: 1

      That's working out well for the guys in Gitmo, who also aren't American citizens, and didn't live in our country.

    44. Re:Take off and nuke Marshall, TX from orbit ... by barry99705 · · Score: 1

      Hey, I've got a better idea. Give Texas back to Mexico. They can have California too.

  2. New Patent Idea by DarkKnightRadick · · Score: 3, Funny

    I will be filing a patent for my method on submitting comments to websites that involve the use of a mouse, keyboard, computer, and monitor.

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    1. Re:New Patent Idea by TheKidWho · · Score: 2, Funny

      I use a touch screen you inconsiderate clod.

    2. Re:New Patent Idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm sorry to hear that. You have my condolences.

      *sips coffee*

    3. Re:New Patent Idea by hipp5 · · Score: 1

      Ooo ooo can I file a patent on a process in which one trolls patents? That would be justice to hit them with patent infringement...

    4. Re:New Patent Idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I will be filing a patent for my method on submitting comments to websites that involve the use of a mouse, keyboard, computer, and monitor.

      I'm afraid I'll be suing you for violating my patent on using comments on webpages to distribute information relevant to limited audiences.

    5. Re:New Patent Idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Apple has already patented using a touchscreen.

    6. Re:New Patent Idea by DarkKnightRadick · · Score: 1

      Trolled by another patent troll. Darnit!

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    7. Re:New Patent Idea by slick7 · · Score: 1

      I use a touch screen you inconsiderate clod.

      I use a wet wire direct cranial link, you insensitive clod!

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    8. Re:New Patent Idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dear sirs and madams, I regret to inform you that I hold a patent for "A method of interacting with an electronic device through digital switches and a 'display' providing optical feedback" I would like to informally request you cease and desist infringing on this patent without due compensation.

    9. Re:New Patent Idea by DarkKnightRadick · · Score: 1

      You can be the sap who writes, signs, and mails the C&D letters for me. (:

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  3. Re:Good luck with that one by genner · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Next I'm going to patent my method for taking a shit.

    Anyone caught shitting, is fucked.

    I have prior art, you patent is invalid.

  4. Massively multi-target trolling by FlorianMueller · · Score: 5, Interesting

    The list of targets picked by that entity is pretty impressive. Even though the article accurately notes that some big names are missing, it almost reads like a Who Is Who of the industry. Sort of duck shooting, but the really big ones...

    The bad news is that even such an aggressive behavior isn't the worst that can happen with patents. It's bad, and I'm aware of the fact that non-practicing entities (NPEs) can go extremely far and cause a lot of trouble just to suqeeze the maximum amount of money out of their targets. I don't mean to downplay that problem.

    But: form the perspective of a company that gets attacked, an NPE is only the second-worst possibility. At the end of the day, the NPE is just in it for the money and pursues no strategic objectives beyond that. So the big companies that are the targets here (and the IT companies among them are all pro-software-patent regardless) can initially try to get rid of the patent or prove they don't infringe, and if it comes to worst, they can and will negotiate a settlement, write a check and life goes on for them.

    That isn't the case when a strategic patent holder seeks to limit the functionality of a competitor's product, possibly to the extent that the competitor gets driven out of business. Exclusionary strategic use of patents is much worse than anything an NPE will ever do. It harms competition and innovation in serious ways. It looks like Apple wants to enforce some patents regardless of whatever royalty the defendant (HTC, and maybe others in the future) would be willing to pay. And there's IBM's use of patents to preserve its mainframe monopoly against such companies as TurboHercules and NEON Enterprise Software.

    1. Re:Massively multi-target trolling by cyberthanasis12 · · Score: 1

      God bless America about software patents.

    2. Re:Massively multi-target trolling by eulernet · · Score: 1

      cause a lot of trouble just to suqeeze the maximum amount of money out of their targets

      Did you mean suck or squeeze ?

    3. Re:Massively multi-target trolling by RobertM1968 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The list of targets picked by that entity is pretty impressive. Even though the article accurately notes that some big names are missing, it almost reads like a Who Is Who of the industry. Sort of duck shooting, but the really big ones...

      Which may be exactly what's needed to at the very least have their patent invalidated and them driven out of business. At least, so I am hoping.

  5. the "world" being USA only by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    its not like there are another 191 countries on this planet

    it is funny though watching USA self destruct its business sector and morals through idiot companies like this and its culture of lawyers
    in the rest of the world people become lawyers or doctors because they want to help people, they dont measure success by how much money they have.
    in USA its the opposite, you become a lawyer or a doctor so you can point at a number in a banks spreadsheet and say "thats me and everything in life i represent"

    lol

    1. Re:the "world" being USA only by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It says the "world" because of the reach of these companies.

      Hell, if IBM wanted to, they could likely cripple the entirety of the computer industry with their patents, unless you want to get all your stuff exclusively from China.

    2. Re:the "world" being USA only by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hence ACTA.

  6. Filed in 1996- Spam Filters already around by JoshuaZ · · Score: 3, Informative

    By the time this patent was filed for spam filters were already around. Indeed, in 1996 one had such sophisticated filters that used by as Jason Rennie's program iFile whiched used a Bayesian statistical approach to sort potential spam into a junk folder. Prior art is going to kill this quickly.

    1. Re:Filed in 1996- Spam Filters already around by lennier1 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Don't bet on it. The judicial system and common sense aren't exactly best of friends.

    2. Re:Filed in 1996- Spam Filters already around by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you're going to quote Wikipedia, why not just link to it? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bayesian_spam_filtering

    3. Re:Filed in 1996- Spam Filters already around by DeadDecoy · · Score: 1

      Perhaps, but the patent in question doesn't even go into that depth of detail. It simply says it stores the emails context in a db, which it'd use later for some form of classification.The two problems I see with this is: 1) I thought patents were supposed to disclose some sort of detail regarding implementation and 2) are algorithms, even ones as loosely described as this, patentable?

    4. Re:Filed in 1996- Spam Filters already around by eln · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Procmail has been filtering email since 1990. Proving prior art on scanning a message for spam filtering should not be difficult.

    5. Re:Filed in 1996- Spam Filters already around by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This filter doesn't do bayesian filtering. FTP:

      An apparatus and method is provided for obtaining message context information regardless of whether or not the sender includes context information, such as full name, address, telephone number, etc.

      Talk about an awful spam filtering system...

    6. Re:Filed in 1996- Spam Filters already around by phantomfive · · Score: 2, Informative
      The patent is not for a spam filter, I don't know why the title of the story mentions that. Here is what is claimed, to find prior art you need to find something that matches this exactly:

      1. A method of obtaining context information about a sender of an electronic message using a mail processing comprising the steps of: scanning the message, usinig the mail processine[sic] program to determine if the message contains a reference in a header portion of the message to at least one feature of the sender's context, wherein the sender's context is information about the sender or the message that is usefiul to the recipient in understanding more about the context in which the sender sent the message; if the message contains such reference, using the mail processing program and such reference to obtain [sender] the context information from a location external to the message; if the message does not contain such reference, using the mail processing program and information present in the message to indirectly obtain the [sender] context information using external reference sources to find a reference to the [sender] context information.

      It looks like conceptually (from reading the patent) he was trying to patent the idea of linking a finger-type service to email. The email program can hit up the original server to find any extra information about the sender (the patent itself mentions a v-card, but it's not in the claim so it doesn't matter if it includes the v-card or not).

      From my understanding of what is claimed, it looks like it will cover a system like in gMail, where it remembers the name of people who sent you the message from that address before. I don't think it was the author's intention to create a system that worked that way, but that is how patents work in the 'modern' world. Even if you aren't building in any way on the work of someone else, you can still get caught by their patent.

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    7. Re:Filed in 1996- Spam Filters already around by cgenman · · Score: 2, Insightful

      If my understanding is correct, to simplify that language:

      Step 1. Look at the headers. Does it tell you anything useful about the sender?
      Step 2. If it does, use that information to look up other information about the sender somewhere else.
      Step 3. If it doesn't, scan the message for keywords. Use those keywords to look up other information about the sender.

      This covers anti-spam systems, as you gather an IP address from headers, then look up that IP in a database to see if it is from a known spam source.

      Of course, this also covers a bloody lot else. Why else would you have headers except to find useful information about a sender? How big of a jump is it to looking for information about a sender from the headers of an e-mail? I wouldn't be surprised if this exactly describes AOL's mail system with additional user information from the late 80's.

    8. Re:Filed in 1996- Spam Filters already around by jedidiah · · Score: 3, Insightful

      > If you're going to quote Wikipedia, why not just link to it?

      Perhaps he doesn't need to. Perhaps he REMEMBERS this stuff from when it originally happened.

      Many of us were computing (even online) LONG before Slashdot was around.

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    9. Re:Filed in 1996- Spam Filters already around by Jay+L · · Score: 1

      Doesn't this patent describe the standard DNS reverse-lookup performed by every MTA on the Received: headers since... nearly ever?

    10. Re:Filed in 1996- Spam Filters already around by dissy · · Score: 1

      I realize you are paraphrasing from the patent claims, and I have given up trying to understand them long ago, so thought I would ask.

      Does this mean all bayesian filters do not infringe, since they don't use the header to decide which direction to take (IE sender lookup OR keywords) since they will do both checks regardless?

    11. Re:Filed in 1996- Spam Filters already around by udippel · · Score: 2, Informative

      1): no. That's quite enough; not to me, but for 'them'.

      2): yes. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diamond_v._Diehr was the turning point.

    12. Re:Filed in 1996- Spam Filters already around by udippel · · Score: 1

      Procmail has been filtering email since 1990. Proving prior art on scanning a message for spam filtering should not be difficult.

      But that's not what is claimed. Claimed is sender context information from an external reference.

    13. Re:Filed in 1996- Spam Filters already around by Nyder · · Score: 0, Troll

      > If you're going to quote Wikipedia, why not just link to it?

      Perhaps he doesn't need to. Perhaps he REMEMBERS this stuff from when it originally happened.

      Many of us were computing (even online) LONG before Slashdot was around.

      ya, rub your low number in.

      not all of us are able to be someone's bitch for a low UID (nor care to.)

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    14. Re:Filed in 1996- Spam Filters already around by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > If you're going to quote Wikipedia, why not just link to it?

      Perhaps he doesn't need to. Perhaps he REMEMBERS this stuff from when it originally happened.

      Many of us were computing (even online) LONG before Slashdot was around.*

      *[CITATION NEEDED]

    15. Re:Filed in 1996- Spam Filters already around by wkcole · · Score: 1

      Perhaps, but the patent in question doesn't even go into that depth of detail. It simply says it stores the emails context in a db, which it'd use later for some form of classification.The two problems I see with this is: 1) I thought patents were supposed to disclose some sort of detail regarding implementation and 2) are algorithms, even ones as loosely described as this, patentable?

      I think you must not have read the actual patent carefully. It has a "DESCRIPTION OF THE PREFERRED EMBODIMENT" section and a bunch of figures showing how things fit together in that system. It does not refer to spam filtering or any other type of mail classification. The described mechanism uses custom mail headers to provide the recipient "context" attributes (real name, physical address, etc.) about the sender, ideally with a pointer URL to a "context server" but optionally through multiple headers with the actual context data. It also states that messages without the special headers could have context attributes deduced from using the contents of the From and Organization headers to query other services on the Internet such as the "domain name registry server " i.e. whois.

      Having read the whole thing and having squandered far too much time with the arcana of email and spamfighting over the past 2 decades, I don't see how anyone can think that this patent is as broad as the /. blurb, the TechDirt article, or the lawsuit PR make it out to be, and as a practical matter it is barely relevant to spam filtering, particularly for the modern Internet. It offers a bandwidth-sparing alternative to using a text signature or attaching a vCard to every message, so it is accurately titled as a "SYSTEM FOR ADDING TO ELECTRONIC MAIL MESSAGES INFORMATION OBTAINED FROM SOURCES EXTERNAL TO THE ELECTRONIC MAIL TRANSPORT PROCESS." As such it is both obvious and unoriginal, it would have been so when filed, and by the time it was approved in 2000 the "inventor" would have deserved a giggle and head pat instead of a patent. The fallback mechanism includes a reliance on whois that would have been forgivably naive but mostly functional in 1996 but which by 2000 would have been considered ridiculous by anyone with half a clue. The fact that it the patent was granted is evidence of gross technical incompetence at USPTO, no matter what one believes about the fundamental merits of software-related patents.

      I hope the defendants show some spine and go after the patent itself rather than just arguing that they aren't infringing it or tossing a few dollars at Uomini to get him to go away. Qualcomm, IBM, and Microsoft aren't on the surreal (JCPenney? really?) defendant list, which is a hint that either Uomini or his lawyer knows about their prior art that would at least box in the scope of his patent and probably invalidate it altogether. It is also notable that the patent somehow failed to cite RFC2017, published 2 months before the patent filing, updating the MIME spec for 'message/external-body' to use URL's. The bottom line is that there was an obvious way using open standards to do what the patent claims as its essential original idea, there were already similar non-standard methods implemented in both commercial and free software before the patent was filed, and the novel assertion in the lawsuit that this general process is critical to spam filtering is ridiculous.

    16. Re:Filed in 1996- Spam Filters already around by DeadDecoy · · Score: 1

      Actually, the link you provided in item 2 indicates that software is only patentable in conjunction with a physical invention. In this case, grabbing context out of some emails is purely software and shouldn't be patentable.

    17. Re:Filed in 1996- Spam Filters already around by udippel · · Score: 1

      True. Alas, this decision is still considered as one of the turning points - if not the turning point - in the handling of software patents. If you read the decision (I did several years ago) it turns out to be wrongly worded, and those who did word it, later on regretted it partially.
      Curing rubber using a specific algorithm was known, and the application implemented the same in a computer.
      Since it was a Supreme Court decision, it was taken (maybe overly) as gauge to measure future cases, and the ambiguity in the wording was taken as precursor to slip in software patents.
      Since then, thousands of software patents have been granted. And if you happen to be a lay person in the field, you need to be aware of the fact, that the Supreme Court has no more say about future cases and future interpretation of their own reasoning. And since the big guns of the world were happy - if not keen - about the state of affairs, nobody had any interest, or funds, to bring it up to that level of jurisdiction again.
      Once the case law was established - possibly on a misinterpretation of that decision - subsequent decisions had to be based on the case law as established.

    18. Re:Filed in 1996- Spam Filters already around by euphemistic · · Score: 1

      I think you can even cut out two of the three items in that list. The patent seems to be:

      1. Reading the header and body of an email using a program and seeing if there's any identifying info.

      I think the plaintiff has grossly limited himself, it's pretty clear under this he could also sue... the makers of every program that deals with email ever. I for one look forward to this development and the associated waste of the plaintiff's resources.

    19. Re:Filed in 1996- Spam Filters already around by wkcole · · Score: 1

      Procmail has been filtering email since 1990. Proving prior art on scanning a message for spam filtering should not be difficult.

      But that's not what is claimed. Claimed is sender context information from an external reference.

      Right. Eudora was doing that circa 1992 for RFC822 mail. Notes and Exchange/Outlook were doing it by 1996, and one could argue that PROFS was doing it as far back as the 70's. Anyone who was paying attention to the MIME specs in 1996 could have given a standards-based logical equivalent to the 'preferred embodiment' described in the patent. The reason mail clients haven't taken this sort of thing beyond talking to local directories is that email has evolved badly. Even in 1996, it was usually safe to believe what mail headers said. Following an URL in a header to retrieve remote context info because the mail client didn't recognize the sender seemed reasonable to a lot of people. But it was already worrying some people and by the end of the decade *distrust* of unknown senders' mail was where mail software was heading. By the time this patent was actually awarded, no one doing anti-spam work would have seen it as anything but quaintly naive.

      It is hard not to hope that this case crushes Mr. Uomini's hopes of being a great software developer. The programs he has released since winning the lottery in 1995 seem to share a theme: naively harmful concepts implemented carelessly. This lawsuit smells like a last desperate grab for recognition. It's sad.

    20. Re:Filed in 1996- Spam Filters already around by udippel · · Score: 1

      I don't see how anyone can think that this patent is as broad as the /. blurb, the TechDirt article, or the lawsuit PR make it out to be

      You're simply too technical-minded. The legal standing is, that the CLAIMS are what counts; not the description. Though the rule is, that 'the claims need to be seen in the light of the description'; it is not the other way round: It is not that the description is read in the light of the claims. Though that's what you do in your post.
      I suggest you go back to the document and read (independent) claim no.1. That is what the patent owner refers to when they sue for litigation. The only way around it, is to find a document of prior art that exactly describes the content of the claim(s), published before the priority/filing date.

    21. Re:Filed in 1996- Spam Filters already around by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I am not sure why common sense gets an insightful comment. I think that is frightening. We do not want common sense in the court system. Do you know how uncertain that would make the courts? Why do you think there is a scientific method if common sense is so powerful and obvious? You and the others that voted up your comment are idiots; I would stop flying, driving, and computing as all those things are not based on common sense.

  7. Patents and trolls like these are bad by kaptink · · Score: 4, Informative

    1/ Get ambiguous patent to a seemingly obvious method of spam control
    2/ Wait 15 years
    3/ Sue every IT firm under the sun
    4/ Profit

    What is claimed is:

    1. A method of obtaining context information about a sender of an electronic message using a mail processing comprising the steps of:

    Scanning the message, usinig the mail processine program to determine if the message contains a reference in a header portion of the message to at least one feature of the sender's context, wherein the sender's context is information about the sender or the message that is usefiul to the recipient in understanding more about the context in which the sender sent the message;

    If the message contains such reference, using the mail processing program and such reference to obtain [sender] the context information from a location external to the message;
    If the message does not contain such reference, using the mail processing program and information present in the message to indirectly obtain the [sender] context information using external reference sources to find a reference to the [sender] context information.

    2. The method of claim 1, wherein the reference to at least one feature is a reference to a location where context information is stored.
    3. The method of claim 1, wherein the reference to at least one feature is a hint usable to retrieve a location where context information is stored.

    Is there not some rule that says you cant just sit there for all that time until making an infringement claim? There is something rather dishonest about waiting all this time to make such a claim for what looks like a rather obvious method.

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    1. Re:Patents and trolls like these are bad by Ghubi · · Score: 2, Informative

      Is there not some rule that says you cant just sit there for all that time until making an infringement claim?

      It's called Laches

    2. Re:Patents and trolls like these are bad by udippel · · Score: 1

      Is there not some rule that says you cant just sit there for all that time until making an infringement claim?

      While this is true; by the way with most legal proceedings; it is in practice a no-go. Who is to prove that you were aware of the implied infringement years ago? You could have been travelling, sick, bringing up the kids, and whatnot. Being late will severely restrict the damages; but severely restricting actual damages of tens or hundreds of millions will still result at your point 4/.

      Forfeiting all your rights would probably require that the defendants can prove malicious intent.

    3. Re:Patents and trolls like these are bad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So the old procmail filter to look up the sending domain in whois would be prior art?

    4. Re:Patents and trolls like these are bad by Svartalf · · Score: 1

      Actually, it's a bit easier than that. The clock for laches starts when it's a situation of known or should have known about the infringement- and there's this short timeframe for trying to mitigate the infringements before you lose the right to at least enforce with the said infringers. All the things you mention won't count for much if it's in the open that there's an infringement- which is the case with this situation to begin with.

      As an aside, it can be said that if there are any infringements within VP3, it's sitting in this space at this point as it's been FOSS for many years now. The same will be able to be said about VP8 shortly.

      It should also be noted that you're not going to lose everything in question like you would with trademark. Depending on the delay, lose at least the right to collect damages. If you delay several years in this situation, you will merely not be able to enforce against the infringers you should have enforced against earlier.

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    5. Re:Patents and trolls like these are bad by udippel · · Score: 1

      While we might differ on opinion on laches, and not all too much, could we agree that future royalties are still in the offing, once procedures are commencing?
      I would not know why, as a proprietor of a legal right, my decision to pursue this right would be adversely affected by earlier lenience.

      If this was the case, Microsoft had no issue in claiming infringement on the famous 235 (or so) intellectual property issues in the Linux kernel alone.
      I for one take it, that - despite of limited damages - they could still (try to) ascertain their rights by a mere cease and desist. Or asking for royalties, eventually effectively closing down some kernel features.

      No?

    6. Re:Patents and trolls like these are bad by DDLKermit007 · · Score: 1

      Actually Laches doesn't stop the suit from coming forward. It costs something like a minimum of $20,000 a month to fight a small patent dispute. The real issue with these trolls is they usually hit up the smaller guys first to build their warchest. They know better than to pursue the big players at least until they have a big warchest (and thats even if they ever bother with those with deep pockets). Their goal is a quick settlement. My work got hit by some asshat claiming BS about EVERY modern cooler that uses heatpipes (which is awesome since the research for heatpipes came from NASA). Options are fight the joker until bankruptcy, or pay them some minuscule percentage that will likely never equal one month's fight. Either way the patent troll won't lose any money, his lawyer is almost always running on contingency. Not to mention, anyone who fights the lawsuit will likely just get dropped midway through since that puts their patent in peril, and move onto the next guy. I'm a little disgusted /. doesn't post anything about these shenanigans until it hits the big players.

      http://www.hardocp.com/article/2010/04/09/us_based_companies_sued_for_heat_pipe_cpu_coolers

    7. Re:Patents and trolls like these are bad by DDLKermit007 · · Score: 1

      Oh, and one more thing, patents like that one are shakey that they are even being infringed on since it's so drastically different from how coolers are built today. Either way though, payout is still almost always more favorable. I so got into the wrong field.

  8. Re:Good luck with that one by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That sounds like a pretty lousy method, actually.

  9. Re:Good luck with that one by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Yeah, I thought it was pretty crappy too.

  10. This guy already won the lottery by iamhassi · · Score: 4, Informative
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    1. Re:This guy already won the lottery by Spykk · · Score: 5, Funny

      Never trust a mathematician who plays the lottery...

    2. Re:This guy already won the lottery by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      ...but what about a mathematician who WON the lottery?

    3. Re:This guy already won the lottery by illumastorm · · Score: 4, Funny

      Then we nuke him from orbit, only way to be sure.

    4. Re:This guy already won the lottery by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This guy played a lottery with great odds. Not all lotteries are for people with bad math skills.

      I'm sure there was plenty of calculation in his patent applications and of who and who not to sue.

      This is a mathematician who has proven his skills.

      Don't hate the player. Hate the game.

    5. Re:This guy already won the lottery by phantomfive · · Score: 1

      Wow, a PhD in mathematics won the lottery? How did he do that? Because any good mathematician will know that the chances of winning the lottery are bad enough that it's foolish to even play; if he did it, he must have figured out some system to getting it right. This whole story is really weird.

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    6. Re:This guy already won the lottery by Jedi+Alec · · Score: 1

      Because for some people games of chance are about fun and not the potential of winning?

      Knowing the odds I don't play the lottery myself, but when we do something collectively at work or among friends I don't mind chipping in a few bucks and join in the excitement.

      It's like playing roulette. You know the odds are against you, doesn't make it less fun.

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    7. Re:This guy already won the lottery by Culture20 · · Score: 3, Funny

      Here's his facebook if you want to leave him a message

      He probably has it filtered.

    8. Re:This guy already won the lottery by nedlohs · · Score: 1

      Lotteries which jackpot will sometimes reach a point at which a ticket purchase has slight postive expectation.

      Not as much in the US due to gambling winnings being taxable, but it's still feasible.

      There's also a point at which even though the expectation is slightly negative the sheer amount of money involved and entertainment factor (for some people who like planning how they'll escape from their spouse with all the money, for example) make it not unreasonable.

    9. Re:This guy already won the lottery by KermitTheFragger · · Score: 3, Interesting
      This guy seems to have no moral standards whatsoever (Taken from his software website http://www.chiaramail.com/ ):

      With our revolutionary, patented technology, you can now edit the content of your e-mail after you send it. Even if the recipient has seen the mail already: one moment it reads one way; the next, it’s totally different. The content of any mail you send is entirely in your control, at all times. Even if the recipient has deleted his copy of the message, you are able to edit it. We call this remarkable technology dynamic mail content and it's about to change your life.

    10. Re:This guy already won the lottery by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A PhD? What the fuck:

      "Besides my doctoral dissertation, I have one published article: A Proof of the Compact Leaf Conjecture for Foliated Bundles (Proceedings of the American Mathematical Society, Vol. 59, No. 2)"

      One fucking article??

    11. Re:This guy already won the lottery by Culture20 · · Score: 1

      ...but what about a mathematician who WON the lottery?

      He's either
      A) a lucky member of the set of bad mathematicians who think they can win or
      B) a phenomenal cheater
      I'd say it's still wise not to trust him.

    12. Re:This guy already won the lottery by rmstar · · Score: 1

      A) a lucky member of the set of bad mathematicians who think they can win

      Everybody can win, it just rather improbable. And if you don't play, you won't win. What has ''being a bad mathematician'' to do with all this?

    13. Re:This guy already won the lottery by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So, basically it's a website/server chat board with archived postings that are updatable? Except, oh, oh, it's in "e-mail" format.

      Wow, "revolutionary".

    14. Re:This guy already won the lottery by iamhassi · · Score: 1

      "a website/server chat board with archived postings that are updatable"

      Which is no doubt patented by this guy and we'll probably hear about it when he sues every message board in 5-10 yrs.

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    15. Re:This guy already won the lottery by kumanopuusan · · Score: 1

      I acknowledge that you were joking, but I am annoyed to no end by the idea that gambling is always irrational behavior, suited only to the illiterate of the working class.

      The expected value of the profit (in dollars) of a given player in any lottery is negative. The expected value of the profit (in dollars) of purchasing insurance is also negative. However, asserting that gambling or buying insurance are therefore irrational reveals a misunderstanding of the mathematics and economics involved.

      A glaring mistake implicit in this idea is the assumption that the utility of dollars is linear. In other words, it assumes that, for example, $5 is exactly 5 times more valuable than $1. $5 can be worth more or less than 5 times the value of $1, depending on the circumstances. Consider a hungry customer standing in front of a hot dog stand that charges $3 for a hot dog. To him, $5 has the value of a single hot dog, but $1 has the value of zero hot dogs ($5 is worth 1/0 times the value of $1). To the same customer who only wishes to purchase a single hot dog, $6 is also worth only the value of a single hot dog ($6 is worth 1/1 times the value of $5). You should be able to generalize this silly example with little difficulty.

      Given that different amounts of money can have wildly different utility to a given person, it's easy enough to see how both purchasing insurance or playing the lottery can be rational decisions. Call the small fixed cost (in dollars) c, the large payoff b (in dollars), the probability of a payoff p, and define a function u(d) that gives the utility of any amount of dollars. The expected utility is now u(b)*p - u(c), which is positive exactly when u(b)*p > u(c). It's reasonable to expect that x > y implies u(x) >= u(y), since anyone who has $x has $y, but there's not much else to be said about u in general without making some hasty assumptions.

      Beyond that, basing a decision solely on a risk-agnostic expected value means effectively ignoring the real implications of risk.

      (I still don't gamble, though ;-)

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    16. Re:This guy already won the lottery by Karellen · · Score: 1

      Lotteries are a really shitty bet. The payoff is much, much, much lower than the odds of winning. The house edge can be anywhere from 10% to 50% for a single bet. (e.g. for the UK lottery, you've got a 14,000,000/1 chance of winning, but the payout is roughly 7,000,000/1. A good mathematician would notice that he's going to be phenomenally better off if he places long-odds bets on sports at his local bookies (~10% house edge?), or going to a real casino (0% - ~6% house edge, depending on the game, with craps being the 0% edge if you play a perfect game, which no-one can for any reasonable length of time, which is how long it takes to average out)

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    17. Re:This guy already won the lottery by Lythrdskynrd · · Score: 1

      He was also in a documentary "Lucky" (playing now on TMN On Demand in Canada)
      http://www.daemonsmovies.com/2010/01/29/lucky-sundance-documentary-review/

      This math PHD guy tells you how he picked the numbers. He apparently put his brain into a "Theta wave" state and then got tunnel vision, then picked the numbers. Then, played that same ticket for something like 6 years before he won. A load of bunk if you ask me... but he's the one with the money :)

    18. Re:This guy already won the lottery by rmstar · · Score: 1

      A good mathematician would notice that he's going to be phenomenally better off if he places long-odds bets on sports at his local bookies (~10% house edge?), or going to a real casino (0% - ~6% house edge, depending on the game, with craps being the 0% edge if you play a perfect game, which no-one can for any reasonable length of time, which is how long it takes to average out)

      You are talking about asymptotic behavior of those games, and for the player that always implies that the best strategy is not to play. But how about preasymptotic regimes?

      Gambling is always a waste of money. Buying a lottery ticket twice a year ensures that you do not waste too much money (it's spare change, and a good part goes to charity), but that at the same time your chance of making it big is above zero.

      How about that reasoning? :-)

    19. Re:This guy already won the lottery by Idiomatick · · Score: 1

      Money can also be valued differently given different amounts rather than a flat line. 10,000 dollars is worth more than 100x 100 dollars. Depending on what you do with it. If for example you want to buy patents to troll people for millions of dollars. There is a really good one for 10k then a hundred dollars does you no fucking good, you can buy a new video game. Because of this effect, lotteries become valuable before they reach the break even point.

    20. Re:This guy already won the lottery by Karellen · · Score: 1

      If you want to give to charity, give to charity.

      If you want a chance of winning it big, you could go to a casino every week and put {$,£}1 on #21 (or whatever your lucky number is) 4 times in a row, with the winnings from each stage all going on the next bet. That's 1.68 million if you win (you could go for 5 times in a row if it's not enough) and the odds aren't too far off.

      Even though roulette is about the worst game you can play, especially if it's got a "00", in a casino, it's still going to be a hell of a lot better than the lottery.

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    21. Re:This guy already won the lottery by Urkki · · Score: 1

      Lotteries are a really shitty bet. The payoff is much, much, much lower than the odds of winning. The house edge can be anywhere from 10% to 50% for a single bet. (e.g. for the UK lottery, you've got a 14,000,000/1 chance of winning, but the payout is roughly 7,000,000/1. A good mathematician would notice that he's going to be phenomenally better off if he places long-odds bets on sports at his local bookies (~10% house edge?), or going to a real casino (0% - ~6% house edge, depending on the game, with craps being the 0% edge if you play a perfect game, which no-one can for any reasonable length of time, which is how long it takes to average out)

      But if you spend, say, $10/month, that is $120 yearly, on Lottery, and then spend the same amount in a casino yearly, and do this for 10 years, which gives better chance of winning enough to retire comfortably, let's say one million dollars? I wouldn't be surprised if it's lottery...

    22. Re:This guy already won the lottery by rmstar · · Score: 1

      You are right!

      Well, on the downside, you will have to go to a casino, and more importantly, you will have to leave again after four tries. I see a very obvious problem here, in particular if you won thrice in a row and then lost everything in the forth try. Don't you? The two-lottery-tickets-a-year approach seems more realistic in that regard.

      Full disclosure: I actually am a mathematician :-) and I hope you enjoy this exchange (I am enjoying it).

    23. Re:This guy already won the lottery by nedlohs · · Score: 1

      That was what I was trying to say with the second point.

    24. Re:This guy already won the lottery by Karellen · · Score: 1

      on the downside, you will have to go to a casino

      Valid point, conceded.

      if you won thrice in a row and then lost everything in the forth try

      If you've committed yourself beforehand to betting 4 times in a row, and you go in with $1, then your outcome is either "win $1.68million", or "lose $1". If you "lose everything" on the fourth bet, you've only really lost $1. The rest isn't yours because you'd already committed it ahead of time.

      The two-lottery-tickets-a-year approach seems more realistic in that regard.

      I didn't pick up on the frequency thing before. If you're matching a two tickets per year lottery strategy, then only go to the casino a couple of times per year. My point was, whatever your lottery strategy is, you can almost certainly find a fixed-ahead-of-time string of casino bets you could make, with a payout to match the number of dollars you're willing to put in to dollars you want out, at whatever frequency you want to play, and I'm pretty sure the odds of actually winning will be better than any lottery.

      Therefore, if you want some odds of making it big using only small change, surely the casino route is still the more realistic way to go about it?

      (I am enjoying this exchange. I'm not a mathematician, but I read (majored in) physics at university, and do software development in various languages for a living, so have some familiarity with maths, but mostly in the "pure" and "mechanical" facets. Probability and stats, not so much. That said, I understand the correct explanation of the Monty Hall problem, but answered wrong when it was first posed to me by a mathematician friend.)

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    25. Re:This guy already won the lottery by iamhassi · · Score: 1

      let me guess, he's the "socially awkward mathematician who won the lottery even knowing the odds".

      I think his brain was also in a theta wave state when he decided he invented spam filtering and would sue the world.

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    26. Re:This guy already won the lottery by Karellen · · Score: 1

      That depends on how you play. See my conversation with rmstar (above) for a description of how to play a casino to get the same sort of return as a lotter, with what I believe will be better odds of doing so.

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    27. Re:This guy already won the lottery by Actually,+I+do+RTFA · · Score: 1

      with craps being the 0% edge if you play a perfect game

      Craps has a non-zero edge, it's just very small. Or did you find a Casino where the "Don't Pass" line pays on a 12?

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    28. Re:This guy already won the lottery by Karellen · · Score: 1

      No, I made a mistake. Stupid memory. Thanks for the correction.

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  11. Re:Good luck with that one by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    Next I'm going to patent my method for taking a shit.

    Anyone caught shitting, is fucked.

    I have prior art, you patent is invalid.

    Nah, that'd be prior fart

  12. Technology advances... by ff1324 · · Score: 1

    If you read the patent, it looks more like they describe a white-list. I'm pretty sure those existed before because I've never been allowed in any cool bars. Or Bushwood.

  13. A taste of the medicine by moreati · · Score: 1

    I really hope Blackberry get issued an injunction, then perhaps our elected overlords would get the message about obvious patents*.

    * That is, amongst the tide of crap they suddenly receive.

  14. Oddly enough? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Of course Comcast, Verizon, AT&T, and Microsoft are not involved. When they are within his own operation, inter-departmental squabbles really piss Satan off...

  15. Closet Spammer? by erica_ann · · Score: 1

    Wonder if he spams to test his patent

  16. Overbroad? by panda · · Score: 1

    Seriously, I think the claims of the patent are far too vague. It covers any kind of lookup you could do based on information in the email headers. No specific mechanism for doing this is defined. I really, really hope someone with a clue litigates this.

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    1. Re:Overbroad? by sumdumass · · Score: 1

      So what you are saying is that looking in the email header to find information like the mail box it's addressed to then looking in a data set to figure out which machine the mailbox is located on and then directing it to that resource would be covered with the patent?

      I mean isn't that how email has worked from day one? The header stores information about who it is to or from and the email server decides what to do with it based on that information. I havn't read the patent but it appears like he just copied the exact same mechanism the email server might use but diverts the messages to a /dev/null instead of the user's mailbox.

  17. The Patent Claims Sender Not Message Context by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

    The patent claims obtaining context information about the sender. However, spam filters obtain context information about the message not the sender. In general, spam filters care little about the sender as the sender is almost always forged.

    1. Re:The Patent Claims Sender Not Message Context by shentino · · Score: 1

      I would like very much if Gmal allowed you to specify custom filters, which include the option to REJECT mail instead of just spam filter it.

      In particular, any mail that fails either an SPF or DKIM check is automatically either sender-forged or tampered with mid-transit, so it's bogus by definition.

  18. Found it in my SPAM box by karvind · · Score: 2, Funny

    I got notification from them as well but it went to the SPAM folder. Sorry.

  19. I for one will gladly pay. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Please send me the physical address of your organization and will gladly stop by with payment. No P.O. boxes, please.

  20. They're suing IBM? by colinrichardday · · Score: 1

    Guess they've never heard of SCO.

  21. nearly 15 years ago by nurb432 · · Score: 1

    Well, 'nearly' is sort of vague..

    Hopefully they goto court, and it becomes a big expensive mess for a LOT of companies that have powerful lobbying arms. Then the patent system might get a 2nd look.

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  22. You can do a lot of spam filtering by alanw · · Score: 4, Interesting

    ... without looking at the headers.

    1) the IP address of the originating end of the TCP connection, for lookup in a block list, is not in the headers
    2) the SMTP HELO/EHLO - not in the headers
    3) the envelope from and to addresses - not in the headers
    4) the triplet of IP address, from and to for grey listing - not in the headers
    5) the text of the body
    6) the domains in any URLs in the body, for looking up in blocklists
    7) the IP addresses that the domains in 6 resolve to.

    The patent is very badly worded. I would claim that every header would contain some information which would be "usefiul (sic) to the recipient in understanding more about the context in which the sender sent the message".

    In that case, how could any message "not contain such reference".

    Is the patent just claiming to cover the headers, or the body as well. And as for the misspelling!

    Things in the header that might possibly be covered might be any pre-existing "received-from" IP addresses for looking up in blacklists, X-Mailer, Mime and Content type headers.

    What about "Missing Headers"? could this patent be claimed to cover looking for something which doesn't exist in the headers?

    1. Re:You can do a lot of spam filtering by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      i maintain a mail system for plan 9 for myself and for
      the company i work for. it was simply checking that
      the (e)hlo conforms to rfc2822 eliminates 90-95% of incoming
      connections. (and a maybe 1 per year legitimate,
      misconfigured one. delta airlines, this means you!)
      checking the ip address eliminates another 90% of
      incoming spam.

      i get ~100000 spam connections per week and miss
      maybe 10. the false positive rate is 0.

      checking the headers have never seemed worth it
      to me.

  23. Maybe I'm missing something, but... by Angst+Badger · · Score: 1

    How did J.C. Penney get on the hit list? Have they updated their line of polyester slacks to include spam filtering in addition to stain resistance?

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    1. Re:Maybe I'm missing something, but... by NetNed · · Score: 1

      That's what hit me. It's like a after thought thrown in because someone told them they have their own spam filters in place, which could possible cover many many more big corporations then just Penney's.

  24. Bio piracy by rainmouse · · Score: 4, Interesting
    Slightly off topic I know but I found it interesting enough to share

    Some Scottish hippy friend of mine alleged her charity group managed to fight the good fight against patent trolls by applying for their own patent. Back in 1997 some Texan asshats applied for a patent on basmati rice. Of course this is bio-piracy and as insane as it sounds, the patent was actually granted. Clearly the patent system was as bent as a butchers hook (it still is?). Needless to say this would have destroyed countless livelihoods in India and probably left a lot of people to starve to death. In order to raise awareness for this problem and to put huge pressure on the American government to stop allegedly taking backhanders and burying the problem under red tape the hippy group applied for a patent themselves. They decided that seen as people enjoy eating chips (British chips = french fries in the USA) they decided to apply for a patent on a way of eating chips they had invented, and that is of eating chips with salt. They proved it perfectly legal under existing US patent laws and caused enough of a shitstorm to get the press involved and damage the bureaucrats PR until the patent was un-granted.

    I cannot vouch for the truth of this tale she told me but I looked it up and found some pages backing up her claims.

    http://www.purefood.org/patent/frenchfries032602.cfm

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Basmati

    1. Re:Bio piracy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They decided that seen as people enjoy eating chips

      WTF does this mean?

    2. Re:Bio piracy by Thinboy00 · · Score: 1

      They decided that seeing as people enjoy eating chips

      WTF does this mean?

      FTFThem

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  25. Actual Solution (well, sort of...) by Plekto · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Perhaps a realistic solution would be for all of the companies to band together and instead of fighting the trolls one at a time, send all of that money - figure a billion+ dollars at Congress to solve this idiocy once and for all. 36 major companies surely can cough up 20-30 million each. They probably spend that much every few years on dealing with trolls and other legal issues surrounding patents anyways. The downside, of course, is *of course* they would make it favor them.

    Other options of course would involve similar actions against the inane judge, such as funding his opponent's campaign(come on, you KNOW it happens all the time - nothing new about this tactic), ads on tv, and so on. Even 10 million in "public information" TV ads about his pro patent troll rulings would likely tank any chance of his getting re-elected. It's mean and nasty, but it's a known issue with any public official. You don't bite the public and businesses who got you into office unless you want to risk the same public and businesses helping someone *ELSE* get into office.

    Don't go after the trolls. Go straight to the lawyers and judges and people in Congress who made the silly laws in the first place and get them to fix the mess that they created.

  26. Just stop filtering spam... by QuebecNerd · · Score: 1

    Seriously, after a few weeks of EVERYBODY in the whole world not filtering any spam whatsoever; The problem should resolve itself.

    Idiot trolls...

  27. Re:Good luck with that one by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Next I'm going to patent my method for taking a shit.

    Anyone caught shitting, is fucked.

    Fuck that shit.

  28. Re:Good luck with that one by mwvdlee · · Score: 1

    Not if he's from Texas.

    Apparently Texans think "patent" is short for "patently obvious" you should be allowed to make a shitload of money for making sure the rest of the world doesn't do the patently obvious.

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  29. security? by glebovitz · · Score: 1

    This doesn't bode well for the fight against cyber crime.

  30. Smells of M$ Ploy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    All of the companies sued are direct competitors of M$. This ploy was concoted by M$ ro eliminate all of their competitors much like they tried to do by using SCO to eliminate GNU/Linux. M$ has shown they are not trustworthy and SweatyB and his crooks will never be trustworthy. It about time for Obama to bring the criminals at M$ to justice.

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  31. Re:their JC Penney catalog was spam filtered by waambulance · · Score: 1

    the plaintiff probably was pissed their JC Penney catalog was put in the trash by their mom, so they couldnt look at all of the half-nekkid models showing off JC Penney Bras and panties...

  32. documenting it on http://en.swpat.org by ciaran_o_riordan · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I'm working on documenting it here:

    * http://en.swpat.org/wiki/InNova_v._36_companies_(2010,_USA)

    Help welcome.

    1. Re:documenting it on http://en.swpat.org by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I wonder if this list comprises all the companys he's tried to sell software or licensing for his patent to and have told him to go take a hike.

  33. Re:Good luck with that one by x2A · · Score: 1

    Ever read your own sig?

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  34. Dear InNova: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    :0:
    * ^Content-Type: text/html
    /dev/null

    :0:
    * ^Message-ID: *.boxbe.com
    /dev/null

    :0:
    * ^Received: from taggedmail.com
    /dev/null

    Sue me.

  35. Re:Good luck with that one by bheekling · · Score: 1

    Texas on patents is a very very dark gray.

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  36. Re:Good luck with that one by x2A · · Score: 1

    And apart from being mentioned in this story, the thing that's unique to Texas is...?

    (within context I mean *lol*)

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  37. Surely there must be a patent on patent trolling. by jeffb+(2.718) · · Score: 1

    In fact, there are probably a number of business-process patents that could be construed as covering this technique. Surely some of them are licenseable or for sale.

  38. Lets hope the sued companies go all the way by jonwil · · Score: 1

    Lets hope someone who was sued is willing to take this all the way and get the patent overturned (especially in light of what was said in Biski) instead of just caving in and writing this scumbag a cheque to make them go away.

    At the very least, someone needs to appeal this to a higher court than the one in Texas. The court of appeals for the federal circuit is less likely to just rubber stamp things in the way the courts in Texas seem to do.

  39. Re:Good luck with that one by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Fuck that shit.

    i think you are doing it wrong...

  40. X.500? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The patent is a description of X.500, except over http. Remember X.500 was the directory service designed to support X.400 internet messaging (kind of like email), the first version of the standard was published in 1988.

  41. Re:Good luck with that one by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Bob Saget says: Don't fuck that shit.

  42. More information on InNova Patent Licensing, LLC by merc · · Score: 1, Flamebait

    Not sure if they're actually located in Marshall, TX. I found this public record:

    INNOVA PATENT LICENSING, L.L.C.
    16055 SPACE CENTER BLVD STE 235
    HOUSTON, TX 77062-6212

    Taxpayer Number: 32042021249

    If anyone can get corporate officials' names and phone numbers that would be interesting.

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  43. Re:their JC Penney catalog was spam filtered by Culture20 · · Score: 1

    the plaintiff probably was pissed their JC Penney catalog was put in the trash by their mom, so they couldnt look at all of the half-nekkid models showing off JC Penney Bras and panties...

    which, as Star Trek has taught us, is far more provocative than anything on the Internet.

  44. Re:Good luck with that one by x2A · · Score: 1

    I said *unique to Texas*. I bet you can find a load of places when you put the spotlight on them look "OMG they're the worst!!!" ... but comparisons can only come from looking at more places, for it to be unique to Texas, it must be lacking everywhere else. Okay it showed Texas was above the national average for patent wins for those that make it to trial, it also says that only 5% of cases make it to trial, and doesn't present the national average for that figure. So I repeat, how is this unique to Texas?

    (apologies if the answer if more than a few pages in of that link you sent, I skimmed thru but it just looks like you're trying to answer "how's texas bad" rather than what I asked)

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  45. So basically... by tengeta · · Score: 1

    They are suing smaller, financially troubled companies, while leaving giants that can actually put up a fight in the courtroom alone. Sounds like a real legit claim! Maybe companies should be banned from patent filing when they try crap like this (yes Apple, Microsoft, and IBM, I'm looking at you too).

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  46. Re:Good luck with that one by slick7 · · Score: 1

    Why do I get the feeling that the DICK Cheney is involved?
    My "spidey sense" is tingling.

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  47. Re:Diversity and the Myth of White Privilege by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Great read, thanks for sharing.

  48. Re:Good luck with that one by Runaway1956 · · Score: 1

    I seem to recall an old government re-education drive.

    "This is your brain."

    Egg cracks, drops into frying pan, and sizzles.

    "This is your brain on patent."

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  49. 'Spam' filtering? by Kaenneth · · Score: 1

    I hope they win... then I hope that Hormell foods sues them for damaging thier previously valuable IP reguarding processed pork products.
    If these guys invented Spam filtering, them they must have been a driving force behind calling it Spam, infringing Hormell's valuable Trademark.

    jeesh, these guys sound like someone from a Monty Python sketch. ...

    bloody vikings.

  50. Anonymous Coward lol by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Please, Mr. suing IP company, get your coffee and stop acting like a child...

  51. Re:Good luck with that one by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Actually, no... It's "IP" Attorneys that think that- and many of the trolls reside in Texas because the East Texas District Court happens to be favorable as a venue for this sort of crap- mainly, as best as I can tell, because the Court's less familiar with tech so they follow what the granted patent says- never mind that the patent clearly shouldn't have been granted.

  52. They're suing IBM? Suicide. by sirwired · · Score: 1

    IBM has the largest patent portfolio of any company in the world. I'm pretty sure that somewhere in there they probably have a patent on "method and process of transferring Oxygen to erythrocytes through periodic pressure changes" (a.k.a. breathing) They will bury these trolls alive with paperwork, lawyers, motions, depositions, etc. They probably have more IP lawyers on staff than this company has dollars of annual revenue.

    And they don't settle IP suits. Ever.

    They can as SCO how its IP extortion attempts worked out. Maybe the chart of their stock price would do the trick...

    Methinks IBM will be dropped as a defendant as soon as they dig out their desks from the crates of paperwork.

    SirWired

  53. It is not about spam it is about a relational DB by niftymitch · · Score: 1
    It is not about spam....

    This is about a message system that when delivering or presenting a message looks up and expands one or more headers.

    So inside a machine message from UID 123 to UID 456 becomes message from Bob to Tim and the names Bob and Tim are not guaranteed to be unique.

    It turns out that sendmail has a content file and a header file and the header file gets looked up linked based on a unique ID encoded in the file name.

    The location of dominant prior art would likely be any message system prior to TCP/IP. So AOL and even "talk" and "wall" would be prior art. Talk assembles a header knowing a UID and then in a data base lookup of the password file at the near or far end fills in the blanks.
    talk someone /dev/ttyN
    looks up a name or other info.

    Another equivalent would be any filter that placed messages based on any id hidden in a header or combination of headers into a folder that contains additional info. If I filter all messages from 123AgLt@foo.mil.gov and drop it into a folder called PresOblama then I would know that all messages from that account originated from "Preston Oblama. The name is in a data base (the file system) and so reading messages involves a data base external and apart from the message. So any filter into folders would be prior art.

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  54. They Patented Your Desire? by Walt+Sellers · · Score: 1

    Since "spam" is basically defined by most people as "email I don't want", this company must have created technology to read a human mind and read human email then the tech properly categorizes messages and dump out the ones their humans "don't want". Given that human "wants" and "don't wants" change from moment to moment, tracking them is a pretty big task.

    Do advertisers know about this yet?