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Employees Would Steal Data When Leaving a Job

An anonymous reader writes "Employees openly admit they would take company data, including customer data and product plans, when leaving a job. In response to a recent survey, 49% of US workers and 52% of British workers admitted they would take some form of company property with them when leaving a position: 29% (US) and 23% (UK) would take customer data, including contact information; 23% (US) and 22% (UK) would take electronic files; 15% (US) and 17% (UK) would take product information, including designs and plans; and 13% (US) and 22% (UK) would take small office supplies."

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  1. So. by Securityemo · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Escorting people out of the building and revoking their access privileges the second they get fired is actually warranted?

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    1. Re:So. by swilver · · Score: 2, Funny

      That's pointless. Better to confiscate all their personal digital equipment.

    2. Re:So. by sakdoctor · · Score: 5, Funny

      Nuke them from orbit?

    3. Re:So. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

      This is why I just keep an up to date private encrypted copy of any software files I produce. So in the event of being escorted out I'm not without work I've produced so I can reference it down the road. Yeah the company owns the copyright, but sometimes I like to see how I did something (even if I have to do it a different way the next time).

    4. Re:So. by PlatyPaul · · Score: 5, Funny

      It's the only way to be sure.

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    5. Re:So. by gurps_npc · · Score: 3, Insightful
      Depends on what their definitions are. Businesses tend to do these studies using excessively strict standards. Things their own CEO do, (or far worse) are considered wrong.

      For example, it mentions 'contacts'. Now, if you are a salesman AND the company introduced you to those contacts, then that would be company product. But if you are a computer programmer, copying your contacts is NOT stealing from the company. Furthermore, the courts have also ruled that even if you ARE a salesman, that taking contacts with you that you developed without aid from your company is again, NOT stealing (this is despite the stock brokerage firms repeatedly trying to ignore this law.)

      These kind of stories are kind of like the shmucks that complain about IT people using their work PC, during work hours, to check their email. Then they want you to check answer your work emails at home via blackberry, even after working hours.

      You need to take this kind of crap with boulder of skepticism

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    6. Re:So. by Defenestrar · · Score: 2, Insightful

      That depends. Taking data is not the same as stealing it.

      A lot depends upon the intellectual property clauses in the contract (often restrictive), but sometimes the IP is shared by the company and the individual. What if you work in research and the project was funded by a federal grant? That could very well be public information. What's better: letting your x-staff have a few minutes with a thumb drive and intimate knowledge of the directory information or dealing with the headache of freedom of information requests (which will have to go through your legal department and billed internally, etc...) when the guy sets up as a professor at some university and wants to publish the results or write the next grant (with research data paid for by the public).

      What if the data is entirely private? The x-staff member may still have a legal and vested interest in taking and or protecting it. For example: to ensure a patent is filed on the IP (which would be owned by the company more than likely) to make sure he gets his fair share of the royalty checks down the road (again depends on contract). (Or to be able to prove that the x-employee was involved with the project if the company later decides to patent without passing on royalties. Although taking data for such reasons will also have a lot to do with the IP clauses in the contract.

      Revoke privileges instantly and you may find yourself with a freedom of information act or a subpoena real quick. A company shouldn't play hard ball unless it's willing to have it hit back. There should be respect all around; for the person who gave a certain portion of his life for the company and for the company who provided for a persons livelihood.

    7. Re:So. by WankersRevenge · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Honestly ... if my employer starts treating me like a thief during my last two weeks then I'm out of the building then and there. As far as I'm concerned, giving two weeks notice is a courtesy that I am extending. Besides, if I were so unethical as to take company secrets to my next gig then the pilfering would occur well before any notice given.

    8. Re:So. by MBGMorden · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Indeed. I care about my work. If I give 2 weeks notice them I'm available for 2 weeks to help them get their shit together so that someone else can take care of what I was doing and I can wrap up any lose ends. If the treatment though is basically to lock me out of everything though, then I'm not even going to bother.

      What's the sense in it anyways? If you do that dance every time someone decided to leave then anyone who actually wants to sneak out information is going to do it the day BEFORE they turn in their 2 week notice anyways.

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    9. Re:So. by SatanicPuppy · · Score: 2, Interesting

      The reason I don't like leaving people with access is because they don't train people if they can fix the problem themselves. Period. It's not about being worried that someone is going to steal something, it's about being worried that something breaks on a regular basis that no one else knows how to fix.

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    10. Re:So. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Exactly. I've spent periods of a couple weeks developing some algorithm or in a seldom-used programming language and taking a quick look at my old code helps jog the memory and save lots of time. I've done this several times- taking bits of code and other developed knowledge from an employer I've left, including some very places which some consider "security-minded".

      But here's the difference between this and the actual topic in TFA.

      The intention is to maintain my gained knowledge, not to harm the employer, or in other terms it's an academic act rather than an economic one. I would never take a complete software package, certainly not to go and sell it to a competitor, but also so that I couldn't accidentally cause a harmful release proprietary information.

      While technically this is currently defined by legal systems as "stealing", it's an "IP" issue. And here on /. we know how this is apples to "stealing from employer"'s oranges.

    11. Re:So. by zill · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Option A:
      Work 52 weeks, leave on the last day without giving any notice. Receive 52 weeks of pay.

      Option B:
      Work 50 weeks, give 2 weeks notice, then work 2 more weeks. Still receive 52 weeks of pay.

      Since the total pay is exactly the same whether you give the two weeks notice courtesy or not, the company isn't extending any sort of courtesy. In fact, it's illegal for them not to pay you for the last two weeks.

    12. Re:So. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      If the treatment though is basically to lock me out of everything though, then I'm not even going to bother.

      *laugh* My last job basically gave me 6 weeks until my last day, and a rather generous severance package, for which I was grateful. They did, however, get rid of my co-workers almost immediately and left me in a caretaker position to wind down operations of the product. (The ones who were gone right away got essentially the same package as me, but had no further obligations.)

      The problem was, as we got closer to the date I was to be done, they were having some issues related to some new business -- a pretty big dollar customer and some deficiencies in the software. The sales people were getting increasingly shrill that we needed to implement certain features which they sold (but didn't exist) or we'd lose the business. There was no way in hell to implement the features in the time line with the remaining resources.

      Eventually, I had to tell them that I care 50% less with each passing day, and if this business was so damned critical, why had they let go of the entire development team?

      At some point, it becomes something of an abuse of my good will to tell me how vital the product is to quarterly revenues while at the same time telling me they don't need me to do it any more. I don't care if the salesmen/executives aren't getting their bonus any more, that's not my problem.

      Sometimes, companies just develop a very screwed up sense of what they should be expecting from the employees they're in the middle of laying off.

    13. Re:So. by Myopic · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I'm confused. They can't accuse you of literally walking out with the data, but they can, may, and probably should accuse you of figuratively walking out with the data.

    14. Re:So. by tacokill · · Score: 2, Informative

      No, it's not illegal if you didn't work those two weeks. Companies are under NO obligation to pay you for days that you don't work. It is no more complex than that. However, if you work the final two weeks, then you are correct your employer is obligated to pay wages for the days you worked.

      Just because you offer to resign in two weeks does not mean your employer has to accept your offer. They can choose to accept your offer or they could just fire you right there on the spot. If they chose the latter option, you have no recourse and that employer is not obligated to pay your for the two weeks (because you didn't work those two weeks). It may suck but that's the way it is.

      Lots of companies pay the two weeks, thinking they can avoid the possibility of any litigation. The 2 weeks pay is a "cost of doing business" and they will often pay employees even if they are not reporting to work. But make no mistake, they don't have to do it that way.

      Honestly, it's no more complex than this: you should never expect to get paid for days you don't work. If you do, consider yourself lucky, take the money, and go quietly into the good night.

    15. Re:So. by Sancho · · Score: 2, Informative

      Lots of companies pay the two weeks, thinking they can avoid the possibility of any litigation. The 2 weeks pay is a "cost of doing business" and they will often pay employees even if they are not reporting to work. But make no mistake, they don't have to do it that way.

      More importantly, you could draw unemployment which affects your employer if they decide to fire you. They may decide that it's worth they two weeks pay (and work) to avoid dealing with the paperwork. If you quit, you don't usually qualify for unemployment.

    16. Re:So. by dgatwood · · Score: 2, Insightful

      For example, it mentions 'contacts'. Now, if you are a salesman AND the company introduced you to those contacts, then that would be company product. But if you are a computer programmer, copying your contacts is NOT stealing from the company. Furthermore, the courts have also ruled that even if you ARE a salesman, that taking contacts with you that you developed without aid from your company is again, NOT stealing (this is despite the stock brokerage firms repeatedly trying to ignore this law.)

      Exactly. The moment they mentioned contacts, that invalidated their entire study because it defined as illegal something that quite often is not illegal.

      As for "electronic files", again, a lot of employers allow employees to keep their own electronic files on work machines, so it's not necessarily stealing anything. Ditto for email messages, so the employee's attitude could easily be "take everything and delete the work-related stuff later". Which, of course, turns into "never", but that's not because they care about the work stuff, but rather because they realize they haven't looked for any personal email in that mailbox in ten years.

      Small office supplies? Well, it's not like the employer is going to put those pens back in the stock room anyway, since they're half empty. And more to the point, they've used their own pens for work, so why not use work's pens for home, too. This may well fall into the category of justifiable, if not strictly legal. And if people are being honest, they have at least a few pens and paper clips from work at home anyway, just from having forgotten that the pens were clipped to their shirts, from having brought paperwork home to work on, etc. So my guess is that this number is low, not because they were raiding the supply closet one last time, but because it would take too much effort to sort out whose pens belong to whom.

      So you're left with only one that matters: "product information". Given that the legality of most of the other questions depends on where you are and on how the question was worded, I have little faith in that one, either. Just saying.

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    17. Re:So. by sortadan · · Score: 5, Insightful

      You should also keep a copy of your email when exiting if possible.

      True story time: A friend of mine was fired from a small cash-strapped company in Arizona. They had promised him bonus money for working nights and weekends for several months strait (amounting to nearly 50k). Instead of coming up with the money, the owner of the company decided it would be more advantageous to fire him (without true cause) and not pay up so the balance sheet of the company would look better for his board of directors meeting. The owner even tried to block my friends unemployment claim and invented reasons for dismissing him (lied in court).

      Fortunately for my friend, he backed up his work email before leaving. With the email record, he was able to show in court that his boss was a lying scumbag by producing contradicting documentation to his boss's sworn statements and get unemployment. Using the court record from the unemployment hearing showing that his employer fired hims without just cause, he was then able to sue his former employer and get recompensed for the promised bonus money (again producing the email record where his boss stated how he would be compensated and how they needed him to work like a dog for several months).

      Had he not backed up his work email it would have been his word against his former employer. He most likely would not have been able to get unemployment and definitely would have never seen a dime of the money that was promised to him.

      The moral of the story is that you need to weigh your employers security policy that's there to protect them, against what is required to protect yourself.

    18. Re:So. by gstoddart · · Score: 2, Interesting

      not to inflame anyone, but as an IT guy, I frequently got the notices at one company about firings long before the employee did. the employee would either find out from HR or when they went to go work on something that was now secured from them.

      Uggh. I had that happen to me once.

      I was an admin for a small workgroup within our company. They were letting the VP we reported to go, but they needed to ensure that he'd not be able to access the machines once they did it.

      The guy from HR pulled me aside and told me I needed to start disabling the VPs accounts on the machines I controlled since they were going to sack him in an hour or so. He put me into a really awkward position, since I ended up seeing the VP before HR (he was asking why he couldn't log into the servers). I sort of stood there for a few moments with a stunned look and informed him the HR guy was looking for him.

      I never did respect the HR guy after that. I don't want to be involved in the process of locking out someone before they've been informed by someone in authority of this impending fact. It's really unfair to the poor schmuck who gets caught in the middle.

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    19. Re:So. by Mr.+Freeman · · Score: 2, Informative

      Except that people quitting usually aren't the kind of people seeking revenge. It's the people that get fired or laid off that are the ones you have to worry about.

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    20. Re:So. by galego · · Score: 2, Funny

      ... Or you could just anonymously hand it over to wikileaks ... They'll be sure to redact the names of your variables so they don't get hurt. ;-)

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    21. Re:So. by adolf · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I think this is fine, but I'm not a lawyer.

      If I were, I might say that the academic value of the code you've written on company time is the company's, as well. I might suggest that you are, therefore, stealing. The cleverness of the code that you're reviewing was bought and paid for by the company that employed you at the time.

      Now, again, I don't personally feel that it should be a problem. I've even taken software (quick scripts and the like -- I generally suck at coding proper) from job to job for the same reasons.

      But I find myself asking myself about a hypothetical tool and die maker who leaves one job for another. With him, he takes a rough sketch of a special machine tool that he'd created for his previous employer, just so it's easier for him to remember how he came up with the design further down the road. To aid him academically, in otherwords.

      And somehow, I find myself having a different opinion of the tool and die maker's act. It seems a lot more like proper theft, to me, than keeping a copy of some code snippets around.

      I am not sure why I think this way, but I do.

      So, I ask: If you, Joe Coder, were a tool and die maker instead of a software monkey, would it be OK to take an overview of your ideas with you when you switched jobs?

  2. Sad Clown:( by jimktrains · · Score: 3, Interesting

    That's actually pretty saddening. I would have hoped that people were more honest and trustworthy than that:(

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    1. Re:Sad Clown:( by ArsenneLupin · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I would have hoped that people were more honest and trustworthy than that:(

      Well, at least they were honest with the survey taker...

    2. Re:Sad Clown:( by davev2.0 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Why should people be trustworthy to a company they can't trust and would fire them with no notice for trumped up reasons all so some manager can get better office furniture or an executive can get a bigger bonus?

    3. Re:Sad Clown:( by SatanicPuppy · · Score: 5, Insightful

      So working for a company that treats you like shit, cuts your pay, bullies you to work long hours, and then fires you is fine, but walking with a couple of boxes of pens is sacrilege?

      I don't put myself in that sort of position: I don't usually have much trouble finding work, so I walk before I get stressed to that point. But I can certainly understand why a basically honest person might feel entitled to rip off a dishonest employer.

      Honesty is a two way street.

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    4. Re:Sad Clown:( by drsmithy · · Score: 2, Insightful

      That's actually pretty saddening. I would have hoped that people were more honest and trustworthy than that:(

      Makes sense to me. Companies generally don't show any loyalty to their employees[0], so obviously employees are going to start behaving the same way.

      As ye sow, so shall ye reap, etc, etc. These organisations have no-one to blame but themselves.

      [0] The only exception to this I've seen in the last ~10 years is small, family run businesses where the employee knows the family socially.

    5. Re:Sad Clown:( by jimktrains · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Because stealing is wrong?

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    6. Re:Sad Clown:( by CharlyFoxtrot · · Score: 3, Informative

      Employee loyalty died when "personnel" became "human resources". When you treat people like a resource to be mined for your own gain why would they treat the company differently ?

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    7. Re:Sad Clown:( by ooji · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Why? Companies aren't loyal to them.

    8. Re:Sad Clown:( by Thnurg · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Sure stealing is wrong, but copying data is not stealing. If I take code written in house for in-house use from one employer to another how has the old one lost anything if the new one starts using it in house?

      My own fall back is that some useful software that I have written for my current employer is now GPLed because I asked them if it could be. If I ever lose this job I'll be hawking my skills in setting up that software from one end of the country to the other.

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    9. Re:Sad Clown:( by TooMuchToDo · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Your morals =! other's morals. I'm sure folks out there who work 80 hours a week for months on end and then get shitcanned see it a tad bit differently (although I'm not defending stealing in any form, just the perspective)

    10. Re:Sad Clown:( by CharlyFoxtrot · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Because stealing is wrong?

      So is most of the shit they pull on their employees but as they keep reminding us "It's just business." Morality doesn't come in to it.

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    11. Re:Sad Clown:( by Grishnakh · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I disagree. If the environment you live in is devoid of morals, then you can't fault someone who has no control over the environment for not bothering to act morally.

      As the other poster said, "what's good for the goose is good for the gander". If companies want moral behavior from employees, they need to act moral themselves. They don't do that any more, so they have no right to expect moral behavior. Fuck 'em.

      If the society is collapsing due to immorality, then the people at the top of society only have themselves to blame.

    12. Re:Sad Clown:( by HeckRuler · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Really? You don't get the idea that you can't take an idea away from someone? (short of serious drugs and lobotomy)

      Like, your sig. I've read your sig. I've "taken it". I know it now. I don't particularly get it, but I could repeat it if need be. What have you lost? Where is the theft? What was stolen?

      The state of that information being public or private doesn't change any of that. It makes the the act a breach of privacy, copyright infringement, or espionage. But not theft.

      It's kind of a nitpicky distinction, like the difference between manslaughter and murder, but it's there.

  3. Code? by SatanicPuppy · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I've got a number of code libraries that migrate with me, but that's about it. Most of it I've opensourced at various times anyway. Far as I'm concerned, that sort of thing belongs to me in the first place.

    Usually works out to their advantage: I had a guy contact me about some python code (my name is always in the header, along with my permanent email), and it turned out I was still using it, and had updated it enough to fix the problems that he was having with it. I was trying to figure out how he'd gotten his hands on such an old version when the email address registered.

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  4. Depends on circumstances by commodore64_love · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Leaving on my own? I'd take nothing except my paycheck.

    Fired and I deserved it? A few pens. Pack of paper.

    Fired and I didn't deserve it? I'd GIVE them a lawsuit.

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    1. Re:Depends on circumstances by Shakrai · · Score: 3, Informative

      Fired and I didn't deserve it? I'd GIVE them a lawsuit.

      Good luck with that, most US jurisdictions have "at-will" employment. Unless they fired you because you are a member of some protected class (female, minority, gay, etc.) you are most likely SOL. Even if they fired you because of that you are SOL unless you can prove it, which is no easy task. In my state they don't even have to give you a reason for letting you go.

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  5. So what's the solution? by joeflies · · Score: 2, Funny

    Arrest 49% of the employees that leave the company?

  6. It's my stapler by drachenfyre · · Score: 4, Funny

    I just want my stapler back... The new ones aren't as good as the swinglines.

  7. Would they use it? by Sockatume · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The obvious, interesting follow-up question is, how many of them would sell, share, or otherwise exploit that data? Would they take measures to protect it, or simply misplace it? I figure at least some of that's got to be people who don't see the point in deleting that sly backup they made so they could work on their reports at home, or whatever, and those are people who don't represent a threat to company security. "Stealing" data itself causes the company no harm. Using the customer list to set up one's own business, losing that data on the bus, or selling on some trade secrets, is where the concern lies.

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  8. Great by DWMorse · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Just what we need, more ammo to put multi-year non-competition agreements on employees.

    I live where that one really big business used to be, what was it called... Apple hated them... IBM or something I think. =P I've seen thousands of jobs slashed here in my time, and a lot of those people walked out the door with a clause behind them stating they couldn't even begin to work in the industry again for at least a year.

    A year is a long, long, long time for your typical family to drop from working wages to unemployment.

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  9. 'Steal' by MonsterTrimble · · Score: 2, Insightful

    How do you steal data if you copied it? Goes back to the whole MPAA thing with music.

    I think it's all about what you can use in the future. If I do a number of excel sheets which are used for layout optimization, and take copies for reference later, is that wrong? How about my outlook contacts which might come in handy later? I think if it's purely business between you and the company, then keep it clean (with the exceptions I used above). If it's ugly, still keep it clean as possible, but don't do them any favors.

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  10. No one should be surprised by davev2.0 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    This is what happens when companies are disloyal to their employees. The employees become disloyal to the company. If the executives would stop being greedy, arrogant shithead; stop fattening their pockets at the expense of the company, the shareholders, and the employees; and treating employees like expendable resources instead of people, this would not be a problem. But, they are psychopathic assholes, so it is going to continue.

  11. Gotta consider the source by EmagGeek · · Score: 5, Interesting

    "according to Harris Interactive."

    If this is the same "Harris Interactive" that spams me 100x per week with polls to gather personally identifiable information from me for marketing purposes, then I'd say the "study" is probably bunk.

  12. Stealing company supplies? by PPH · · Score: 4, Funny

    At my severance interview, the boss told me that the really good pens were on the top shelf.

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    1. Re:Stealing company supplies? by Culture20 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      At my severance interview, the boss told me that the really good pens were on the top shelf.

      And when Joseph's brothers left Egypt, he planted a goblet in one of Benjamin's sacks. Make sure you're not accidentally taking anything if you don't want a psycho higher-up to stir up trouble should they find out.

  13. I only wish... by DigitalSorceress · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I only wish I had taken more when my previous employer closed its doors. I wrote some really amazingly cool little shell scripts for various systems administration and code deployment tasks that I neglected to grab copies of. I had to re-invent a few wheels over the past four years due to that short-sightedness.

    Samples of my own code - heck yeah, company secrets or customer data? no way!

    Office stuff? Only the crap I brought in with me: my 24" monitor, a couple mice and keyboards and my hella sweet phone headset. (stuff I brought in myself cuz I couldn't justify them well enough to my boss, but I really felt my work life was better having.)

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  14. Give 2 months notice if leaving by eclectus · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I knew a man who played the system quite well when leaving a job. He gave three months notice on his resignation letter, and they immediately revoked his access and escorted him from the building, but had to keep paying him for the three months.

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  15. In other news by Dunbal · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Bosses admit that they expect employees to do more work for the same amount of pay.

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  16. Yeah, I can see that for office supplies by Moraelin · · Score: 4, Funny

    Yeah, I can see the getting even with office supplies. "They may have demanded 100 hour weeks, treated me like dirt, and spat me out on the street the second I started showing the slightest signs of burnout, but I got a pen with their logo and 100 sheets of A4 paper! Take that, corporate oppressors! They're probably already regretting the day they decided to fire me!"

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  17. Supplies? No. Doughnuts? Yes by Robert+Bowles · · Score: 5, Funny

    When I get sacked, I plan to grab all the doughnuts I can and run out of the building screaming incoherently.

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    1. Re:Supplies? No. Doughnuts? Yes by Robert+Bowles · · Score: 5, Funny

      Oh, wait, that won't do. That's what I do every day...

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    2. Re:Supplies? No. Doughnuts? Yes by xaxa · · Score: 2, Funny

      When I get sacked, I plan to grab all the doughnuts I can and run out of the building screaming incoherently.

      Or even better: steal a couple of cans of beer from the drinks trolley.

  18. Asking US/UK workers and not asking India/Chinese? by kungfugleek · · Score: 3, Interesting

    If I were a tech company owner I'd worry more about off-shored employees taking code/secrets with them. I know a contractor company that is now developing a competing product to something our vendor hired them to write in the first place. So our vendor basically paid them to develop the skills and domain knowledge they would need to build this thing, got a so-so quality product from them, and soon they will have a new competitor. Note: I don't know any of the legal issues involved. Seems like there should have been a non-compete clause in there somewhere, but either it's being ignored or it was never there in the first place.

  19. Rotten or Adversarial? by Bob9113 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Does this imply that people are rotten, or that the relationship between employer and employee is adversarial?

    Maybe things have changed, or maybe I am coming to realize the reality that has always been. My perception is that there used to be a non-adversarial relationship between employer and employee. I think that has changed. I think you see it in every annual review, which resembles little so much as pulling teeth. The middle manager is pitted against the employee by the upper management basing the middle manager's compensation on how little he can get the employees to stick around for.

    Smaller businesses have been getting driven out by the efficiencies-of-scale corps, so there are fewer and fewer jobs where the top guy is the one who talks directly to employees. I would wager it is easier to tell a middle manager to be adversarial than it is to be adversarial yourself. (hmm, tangent; which also hints at one of the natural forces of wealth concentration)

    Anyway -- are people rotten, or are they responding to what I see as a shift in corporate culture? Corporate culture is bringing adversarial behavior within its walls. Perhaps it is only natural for that training to affect people's behavioral patterns. Or at least their sense of loyalty.

  20. I bet I know why IT people feel this way by MikeRT · · Score: 4, Insightful

    It's because companies frequently let their normal employees treat IT staff in ways that are fireable offenses if done to the rest of the company. Call them up, foaming at the mouth screaming because the email server is down, for example. Or God forbid that an in-house developer has a few bugs in their app.

    My wife is an in-house developer at a large company. I can't even begin to count the number of times she and her group have been savagely attacked by users who are so fucking stupid that they literally freeze up if a single new button appears in the UI.

    The dirty little trend I've noticed is that 9 times out of 10, the people who attack her are non-technical female employees. Most men don't dare attack a female developer at that level, especially not one who is competent (the second worst fury, aside from a scorned woman, is HR coming to the aid of a woman like that against a bombastic man). Male developers also often don't hesitate to humiliate users who treat them like that.

  21. Breaking news! Heads are attached! by lwriemen · · Score: 2, Insightful

    How could you leave a company and not take a lot of the data with you? ???

  22. I wouldn't steal Data by multipartmixed · · Score: 5, Funny

    He's too boring. I might steal Lore, though.

    Or maybe Tasha Yar. MmMmmMmMMmmmmmm Tasha Yar.... auuruhghglglglgllll

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    Do daemons dream of electric sleep()?
    1. Re:I wouldn't steal Data by courtjester801 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Oh, the OP knows that. That's part of the charm.

  23. I don't understand this arrangement by tacokill · · Score: 4, Informative

    If you are laid off from your employer, how are non-compete agreements enforceable at all? I am suspicious of your claim that people who had their "jobs slashed" would still be under a non-compete of anykind.

    It's like unemployment. You don't just automatically get unemployment if you are out of work. If you are terminated for cause, then you get no unemployment. If you quit on your own, you get no unemployment. However, if you are laid off, then you will qualify for unemployment.

    Non-compete agreements have the same basic legal structure. You can't be held to a non-compete if your employer lays you off as a normal part of downsizing. You may very well be held to a non-compete if you are fired for cause and/or quit on your own.

    The distinction is subtle, but important in the eyes of the law.

    1. Re:I don't understand this arrangement by fandingo · · Score: 2, Informative

      My girlfriend is an HR recruiter, and we've spent some time talking about non-competes. In several states, they are specific laws that make them illegal to enforce. Employers can scare you with them, but they can't back them up. California is the most prominent state that does not honor non-competes. Furthermore, in most other states, non-competes are unenforcible.
      Non-competes are a scare tactic that employers may use against former employees; however, the courts are smart enough to realize that people have to work somewhere, and they might as well be as productive as possible (i.e. work in their qualified field), so they give a lot of deference to people who are trying to work.

  24. Please don't do this....it won't end well for you by tacokill · · Score: 5, Informative

    I know a guy who did the same thing and was fired on the spot. He was escorted out and paid only through the end of the day. I was the one who fired him.

    I don't know why that company would have to keep paying your friend. Once you offer up the fact that you plan to resign, the company is under no obligation to do anything else for you. In fact, they could have just as easily said "no" and fired him right there and then (like most employers will do).

    Please, please, please do not follow the parent's advice on this. In almost all cases, it will not turn out well for you. I speak with authority because I am an employer and have dealt with this very issue recently. Attorneys were involved, counsel was sought, etc, etc. I am not talking out of my ass on this one.

  25. re: honesty a 2 way street by King_TJ · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Yep, exactly .... What these surveys DON'T collect is information on WHY individuals felt entitled to, or at least ok with walking out with company information or property.

    You don't see 49% of American workers openly stealing property from their neighbors or other people they do business with, right? (If you did, you'd have practically every other person in line at the store getting arrested for shoplifting!)

    In my current job position, I'm privy to quite a bit of company "proprietary information" and I have no interest in taking/keeping a bit of it. (Among other things, I wouldn't even really know what to do with it if I had it. I don't work for an I.T. related firm, though I'm in I.T. Their information and customer data is worthless to me, personally.) But I do remember working for a PC service place once before where I *did* hang onto a bunch of customer records. Why? Because after making every effort to work with the owner and his struggling business, he turned on me, falsely deciding I was "out to get him/sabotage his business", and quit sending me service calls with no warning or explanation. (To this day, I never really got a satisfactory answer to what was going on ... I was able to put together some of the pieces, though. I *think* what happened is his receptionist/office assistant decided she needed references or leads for a new job, so she started going through his customer lists to find contact info for people she knew would say positive things about her. The owner came in that night and saw his stuff had been gone through, so he assumed it was me, planning on stealing all of his customers.)

    At that point? I realized I still had the opportunity to hang onto a lot of his customer data because he had left it up on a web site calendar/scheduler application and not locked me out or deleted it yet - so I downloaded it and started soliciting the people directly. He threatened a lawsuit with a boilerplate letter from his attorney, but they didn't have a leg to stand on, because I never even signed a non-disclosure or non-compete agreement with them when I worked there! In the end, he decided to ditch his business and get a full-time job elsewhere, and many of his former customers were very pleased to know I was still around, because I was the one doing 90% of the service calls to them in the first place.

  26. Re:Contacts by tompaulco · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I can't help but take customer contact info, when my superiors gave out my personal phone number to customers against company policy, and now the customers call me because I am the one that can fix their issues.

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  27. Employers get all the loyalty they give by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Employers get all the loyalty they give. I don't understand why, when employees have spent decades telling employees "you don't have a job for life" that employees have realised that this means that they owe no loyalty to their employers.

    And when many employers treat their (ex) employees training as personal property and demand non-compete terms or include any sodding thing as "their" information, that the employee doesn't care what the employer thinks is their stuff when they leave?

    1. Re:Employers get all the loyalty they give by swb · · Score: 2, Insightful

      This is so true!

      I can't count how many times I've had people tell me something like "Gee, that job offer sounded really good but we're in the middle of a project and it would derail it if I left..." or "....I really wanted to give them 30 days notice but they wanted me right away at my new job and I couldn't do that."

      WHAT!? Who cares! Most employers (corporate and small) will terminate an employee without any advance notice if there's even the slightest financial advantage to them, and in fact, that is SOP in most places.

      Your employer is not your friend. Your co-workers are not your friends. They do not deserve loyalty.

      There was a bar in the ground floor of the building I worked in that had a great sign on the wall:

      "People work for money. If you want loyalty, buy a dog."

    2. Re:Employers get all the loyalty they give by Jedi+Alec · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Your employer is not your friend. Your co-workers are not your friends. They do not deserve loyalty.

      Hmm, odd. I consider many of my co-workers to be close friends. And for some reason my employer has this weird attitude that by making sure I remain a happy healthy individual I will somehow yield a better return on investment than if I were to be treated as a disposable asset.

      Just because the corporate world in the US has turned into an all out abuse fest does not mean the same applies to other parts of the world. The ability to look beyond the next quarter's profits has not quite been exterminated yet, despite the best efforts of BA programs.

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  28. Re:Please don't do this....it won't end well for y by TooMuchToDo · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Your post is a glowing example as to why you never give two weeks notice. Simply wait until Friday at 4:30pm and let your employer know this will be your last day, and start your next gig on Monday.

  29. Re:Please don't do this....it won't end well for y by hercubus · · Score: 4, Funny
    You think that's bad? I witnessed a meeting where the boss pressed a little button and Mr. Mustafa from Customer Relations was flipped _backwards_ into a fire pit.

    Talk about not ending well. But then I said "That was well-done sir!" and he was so amused that he put his pinky up to his lips and gave me an evil laugh.

    Believe me! I was there! That guy has like a Doctorate in Evil! Don't mess with any employers ever!

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  30. Re:Please don't do this....it won't end well for y by zrelativity · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Ah US centric as if world and employment outside does not exist.

    At the last job I had in England, UK. My contact said three months notice period (applies to both side!!!). So, if I give my notice period, and they no longer want me on the premises, they will have to keep paying for the notice period - that's the contract. Off course, I am also, legally, not allowed to start another job.

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