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First Review of Avatar Special Edition
brumgrunt writes "Den Of Geek has the first review of James Cameron's extended cut of Avatar. Its thoughts? 'As opposed to, say, the extended cuts of Aliens, Terminator 2 or The Abyss, the new scenes add little of particular note to everything we've already seen.'"
I doubt it features humans coming back to Pandora with 100x more firepower :o
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So, adding to an already long, mostly pointless movie... doesn't add anything? SHOCKER.
Avatar as a film is so-so...it's entertaining enough, but it's fairly brainless. That being said, I don't think there has ever been a better movie to show off your home theater. The Blu-Ray looks and sounds amazing on a good TV/sound system.
The Fountain is also an amazing movie to show off your home theater.
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Special edition or regular edition it will still never get anywhere near "Aliens." Sorry, Cameron, but the thirty years of experience you have gained and the extra production budget have actually made you worse. Go back to your roots.
"Blockbuster movie producers attempt to convince fans to buy a special edition that has little to no added value."
Whoa. Shocking.
Seriously, what were we expecting?
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In fact, when I walked out with my friend, I asked one of the girls working there (probably no older than 20) if I was the only one who thought the movie wasn't that good - her eyes got as wide as saucers and said "Thats the first time anyone hasn't liked it!!!"
That makes me a sad, sad panda.
However, the MOVIE (note I didn't say film because it wasn't) was watchable only because of the 3D effects. If it weren't for that, I would have become very easily bored by the linear and predictable storyline. And of course this makes me wonder if we will ever have some great film directors pop out of the woodwork like the types of tarantino, kubrick (yah, I know not everyone likes him), scorsasee (sp), and so forth. To me, the storyline could have been done in 30 minutes - not 2.5 hours. That being said - i'm sure this version will be +3 hours and do nothing but ruin the movie further - or is this a ploy to start getting people over to the expensive 3d world of home entertainment? The movie was pretty brainless, so I could see the "sheep" out in the world with a lot of money thinking this is right next to sliced bread.
Umm... End rant? No - did we really expect to see anything added to the movie with a directors cut? Well.. they made the movie ridiculously long, so I can't imagine what else they could put in there to make it worse than it was.
There might be a reason for that...
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it's the last review.
I'm curious about the timing here. The movie came out, had a long run, came out on BR, and now back in theaters just when kids (and some adults) are going back to school. Too soon. If they had waited a year or so I might be tempted to see it again on the big screen. As it is, I'm kind of tired of the movie. The cynic in me says they just threw it out now so the new BR could be out in time for Xmas shopping season.
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The special effects were superb, the writing... not so much. I don't think I would be interested in enduring an extended edition unless James Cameron actually rewrote and reshot (for the better) some of the hokier dialogue and contrivances.
With a few minor exceptions, this review was a rehash of prior reviews.
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I'd enjoyed everything Cameron had done in the past (even including Titanic and his documentaries), but I utterly do not get Avatar. It's a horribly-written bore, and don't start with me on the effects. It's like watching somebody else play a video game. I couldn't have cared less about any of the characters, and I nearly fell asleep several times while trying to watch it.
Another eight minutes? No thanks--the ones I had to endure the first time were quite long enough.
Every director has about 10 years of peek creativity, give or take a few years. And Cameron is well past his creative prime (basically from about 1983 to 1992).
There are some notable exceptions to the 10-year-rule, BTW. I would argue that Stanley Kubrick and John Sayles are two of the VERY rare exceptions. Many would include Scorsese as well.
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Everybody has been creaming themselves over how well the "science" holds up - as if this were really a hard science movie.
I don't understand this, as there was a plot hole so glaring to me that even as I marveled over the storytelling and the effects it continued to eat away at my Circle of Suspension of Disbelief.
OK, so Pandora is supposed to be in another star system - as I understand Proxima Centari. Let's take a distance of 4.3 lightyears for discussion. Now, at a minimum there had to be 2 trips from Earth to Pandora, and possibly as many as 4:
1) We had to identify that there was unobtanium there: if that required a probe to be sent that is 1 trip there, plus one communication back. If there is some way to detect it by observation then no trip is needed, so let's assume that to be nice.
2) We had to send a probe there to get the Na'vi DNA, and somehow communicate that back to Earth. That is at least one trip there + one communication back (the reason for the distinction will become clear shortly).
3) We had to send people + Avatars from Earth to Pandora.
There are three possible assumptions: .9c) - trips take about 8 years, communications 4 years. Minimum time is thus 8+8+4 = 20 years, plus another 8 years before unobtanium would be flowing back to Earth. That's a long time to wait. Moreover, if you can do .5c ships, you are able to manipulate energies much higher than we can now, so again, no chemical projectile weapons.
1) Humans have faster than light travel. Thus a "trip" and a "communication" are the same, and take some time less than 4.3 years as viewed from Earth. However, I would assert if we know enough to do FTL, we aren't going to be using chemical projectile weapons in a fight. (it also seems likely we would be able to synthesize a room-temp superconductor, but I digress).
2) Humans have relativistic flight (.5c to
3) Humans have non-relativistic flight (.1c or less) - trips take 400 years, communications 4 years. Again, that's just too long to wait.
"What if you cannot use energy weapons on Pandora because of energy fields?" OK, but that still doesn't prevent a ship in orbit from slamming a large mass into the One Tree at great speed, with a much more efficient and devastating effect on Na'vi morale. Again, tell me why they used massed rockets rather than a small rock?
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Well, I tell you what, I'd rather buy a Spew-brand gold plated piece of iShit than sit through Avatar again. Least of all because there's another whole eight minutes of story! Thank you, James Cameron, you magnificent waste of oxygen.
http://theoatmeal.com/comics/aliens_avatar Pretty much sums up Avatar pretty well.
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In the movie the passengers said they were in hibernation for six years. So I assumed it was near light-speed travel. You accelerate at one gee for about half year, travel for five years, then decelerate.
It had to be said.
"It Conquered the World" wasn't too bad.
So maybe it did not have a above average script, but did anyone really think that it would have one?
Some of us would like movies with nine digit budgets to, you know, toss a few bucks into the script. Why can't a big action flick have a decent script? Why must I be told continually to "shut off my brain" when walking into a theater?
So the only review (so far) is from someone who didn't particularly like the movie to begin with, and they didn't like the new release very much either- because 9 minutes didn't add enough to overcome their previous feelings...
One thing that does amaze me about this movie is the fact there there doesn't seem to be any real middle-ground. People either love it to the point of excess (which I'll admit- I do), or they hate it and call it self-indulgent garbage that ripped-off other movies.
At least it wasn't yet-another re-make of a '70s or '80s TV show or movie, or the 6th sequel to a series that should have died after the 2nd.
I really can't blame Cameron or the studio for wanting to re-release it, and I appreciate the fact that they added content that many super-fans wanted to see. They got screwed over by some awful 3D releases that took over the screens from them this last Spring. A lot of people also regretted not seeing it in theaters, in 3D, after they saw it for the first time on Blu-Ray or DVD. Now they have a chance, although for a slightly different version. Beats the hell out of crappy 3D fish movies shot with '60s 3D movie values...
...I am still astonished that the movie was shot in 16:9 and the original BluRay was released in 16:9. In a big home theater a 2.35:1 Avatar would be AMAZING (it still looks great in 16:9 but my subconscious keeps noticing the empty space to the left and right of the image that could hold movie...) Apparently Cameron had framed all the shots in the movie for 2.35:1 even though the camera used was natively 16:9, but later changed his mind. If the new BluRay is 2.35:1, I'll be lining up to get it of course. Otherwise, no thanks, there'll be another "Special Edition, Director's ORIGINAL original cut" out in a few more months.
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So, adding to an already long, mostly pointless movie... doesn't add anything? SHOCKER.
Read the articles from time to time, you might be pleasantly surprised. In fact, in this one it says:
Avatar, on the other hand, is still comparatively fresh in its audiences' minds, and those returning to their local multiplex expecting to see a startling new side to Pandora are almost certain to be disappointed.
Instead, what we've been given is a second chance to see Avatar on the big screen, with the added bonus of a few more minutes of flora and fanciful creatures.
The 'extras' are just a handy excuse to get your wife to agree to the ticket price...
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They don't even need to do that really; just color code the tubes, or even just the connectors. Red for IV drips, blue for air/O2, purple for CSF, yellow for urethral catheters, brown for colostomy bags, green for drainage, and a happy rainbow for food.
Hmm, that reminds me of something, but I can't quite... Oh right, the Lucky Charms I had for breakfast. :x
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He should have thought about fixing some of the massive goofs in Titanic first!
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The "civilized man goes native" motif isn't anything new, even to Fern Gully. I just watched Thunder Heart this weekend which was the same plot as Avatar, except with real Native Americans and a uranium mine instead of unobtanium.
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People sometimes forget just how wacked the idea of FTL is, and that if FTL is possible, then it means we have drawn the wrong conclusions from all our observations of the universe up until now. But just which of those conclusions was wrong?
What I'm getting at, is that FTL is magic.
For all you know, FTL is accomplished by space men praying to Apollo, "My Lord, deliver me unto that star, and I promise that I will solely use Your holy weapons [gunpowder] and deliver any messages by hand [no FTL comm w/out also travel]." All your nit-picking about energy and other common sense, is wrong because you ignored the will of the gods.
FTL fiction isn't akin to works a hundred years ago that predict men some day building rockets that can travel to the moon; FLT fiction is much more akin to works which say Gandalf can kill goblins by means of casting a spell that makes a pine cone explode. We like to pretend otherwise, but that's really how it is.
If you're going to argue about Pandora travel time, then I'm going to argue that Aragorn should have defeated Sauron by transmitting a computer worm over the inter-Palantir telecommunications network. You might end up sounding saner but in reality we're on equal footing.
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...and nobody puts Aliens in a corner!
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I'd see these in an instant.
option a) Zombie Kane goes on a rampage to kill those that destroyed his precious. Somehow the original movers/people that were hired to clean out the estate all had kids who turn out to be super hot chicks that happen to all go to the same college. roosseeebudd.... roooseeebudd.... braiiinnnsss brainnsss... Kane burn and smash like you smash and burn rosebud...
option b) Kane fakes his own death to become a fighter of crime, and volunteer at orphanages around the world. Next years 'surprise' 'indie' hit. A kind of Batman written by Chris Ware. Starring Philip Seymour Hoffman or Paul Giamatti in the title role.
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Just 100x more? You must be a tree huger. Had it been der führer Shrub, he would've nuked the entire planet from orbit.
How much Jar-Jar is in this edition?
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Wrong.
1. Fast moving mass will always be VERY effective against squishies (or the squishies' planet if you are hitting it with mass moving at ~c) . A future with lasers and phasers and undefined blasters looks good in the movies but doesn't change this. Fast moving mass works well and always will unless Scotty finally figures out how to change the laws of physics. Electrothermal guns and rail guns will still use fast moving mass. Fast moving mass is here to stay.
When you think of huge space battles, lasers and other fast as light weapons become lousy when dealing with space type distances between ships. Fast moving smart mass? You bet that is the way to fight that fight (If you have FTL technology, mass is now your fast way to deliver energy). Lasers/other fast as light beams will only be good for close range work.
2. When dealing with primitive screwheads, a boomstick can make an impression that in invisible laser cannot. if you need a citation for this, go consult Prof Ash.
And here I was thinking that the plot hole you were talking about was that the unobtanium floats in the air... You know, just like those big mountains that the humans fail to care about..