Air Force Uses Falcons To Protect Falcons
coondoggie writes "Birds and high-performance jet aircraft don't mix. So at a base in Germany, the Air Force is fighting birds with birds — specifically trained falcons that patrol the base and help eliminate at least some of the feathered threat to the F-16 Fighting Falcons and other aircraft."
Please Stop That Stupid Habbit Of Writing Everything In Capitals...
"Air Force uses falcons to protect Falcons" is a lot clearer!
Yea...not about the Air Force using F-16s to attack poachers...
Wow, decades old news on the front page of slashdot
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So....... what's new?
Eagles to protect eagles? Awesome! Raptors to protect raptors? KICKASS! Warhogs to protect wart... wait.
Nothing new. Even at JFK they tested this nearly a decade ago: http://www.cartome.org/jfk-strike.htm JFK and other airports may still be using trained Birds of Prey to scare off feed species.
This practice is at least 30 yrs old. USAF bases in England were doing this in the mid 70's. If I could be bothered to look, there are probably references much earlier than that.
Nothing new, airports have been doing this and similar for a long time.
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Yo dawg, I heard you like falcons, so I got you this falcon so you can use your falcons while you use your falcons!
The montreal airport also does that, nothing new here. :http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2003/03/0325_030325_falconry.html
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"Failure is not an option, it come bundled with the software"
They were doing this at helicopter bases in the early 1700s.
So you have an airstrip full of sidewinder maverick armed planes and you use this... That's pretty boring, albeit cheaper.
it 30 yrs old practice
They bring in some falcon-eating gorillas. And in the winter the gorillas simply freeze to death.
I also heard they are using weasels to keep the lawyers away.
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In the mid-1980s, I worked for a few months beside a guy whose hobby was falconry; he told me at the time that he had been employed by the Toronto Airport to use his falcon to help reduce the number of seagulls near the airport.
Yo dawg, I heard you like birds, so I got you a falcon for your falcon so you can birddog while you fly.
When one of the falcons gets sucked into a Falcon.
To paraphrase Twain: Outside of a dog, an A-10 Warthog is a grunt's best friend. Inside a dog, you have other things to worry about.
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Obviously you haven't been paying attention in history class. It's well known that Leonardo de Caprio's wood-and-graphite-composite corkscrew blade helicopter-Transformers were in heavy use during the early 1700s, especially in New Brunswick, East Anglia, and Muscovy. If only they had survived the onslaught of the steam-powered Brazilian Aero-Bombardment Fleet, we'd have a better historical record of those unbelievable flying machines.
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The base's CO hates toy poodles.
Wow, a story about airplanes and airports from Network World, perhaps that should of been a huge clue that it wasn't really news, novel, or particularly interesting.
And the RCAF or Canadian Air Force routinely uses them as well for their airplanes as well.
Slashdot to use CmdrTaco to protect nerds from news that actually matters.
otherwise, I might have gone my whole life without seeing an RSS feed ad for Mike's Falconry Supplies!
Next time, on The Falconer!
I hear that The Audubon Society is using F-16's to protect Falcons in the mid-west - yikes!
It must have been something you assimilated. . . .
To the people that matter (the drivers)
So that's why it's the crew chief's name that gets painted on the side, huh...
WOW! This is awesome, unheard of news! Is there anyway we can use HUMANS TO PROTECT HUMANS!
Standard passenger airports in the UK have used birds of prey for this purpose for decades...
I'm sure the same is probably true for airports all over the world.
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Indeed, we've used birds at McChord AFB for at least the last 10 years that I've been here.
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I once saw a bird that was so fat, that it waddled on the ground. It would jump up and try to fly, and fall back down on it's @$$. This bird lived outside of a donut shop here in Franklin.
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This is nice and all but on the travel channel, I saw a guy whose job it was to ride around in a golf cart shooting off what looked like quarter stick charges and shotgun blanks to get the birds to go away right before a plane took off. That's not only smarter and more effective but definitely more fun. I'd practically pay them to have that job let alone doing it for like $30,000 a year lol. In fact, people on long layovers could be offered to go scare the hell out of birds for an hour or so to help their boredom. They'd never be without a volunteer.
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Okay, I couldn't resist. But when the best defense you have against falcons is to use falcons yourself, doesn't that mean the falcon is overpowered?
Damned ECM ships.
fuck the planet, as much as you can, while you still have time. its not like you will have to pay for it anyway ....... or ....
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It's called a Lawn Dart because it is Fly-by-Wire; there are no direct control links to the cockpit. If the computer shutsdown/locksup, your control surfaces freeze, and you have A LAWN DART. I have personally witnessed a T-38 trainer become a lawn-dart, and that is a two-engine plane. Sheppard, 2008.
On another note, the term "Viper" was adopted by F-16 pilots from the original BSG series.
Yo dawg we herd u like falcons...
If the computer shutsdown/locksup, your control surfaces freeze, and you have A LAWN DART.
According to my informants, and the material I've read about it, if the FLCC bricks, you don't have a lawn dart, you have confetti--the airplane exhibits negative static stability below Mach 1 and will pretty much depart aerodynamic flight and exceed structural limits in seconds at high subsonic speeds.
You're probably right about low-speed flight system failure, though.
That said, most of the "lawn dart" comments I heard were specifically from twin-engine (Eagle and Hornet) jocks and specifically about the single engine (and its somewhat unforgiving mid-air restart process). YMVM.
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