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Google Logo Changes Again, Hinting RT Search?

siliconbits writes "The Google homepage is sporting a new logo that changes color as you type, and it is likely a big hint as to what the company will announce at its search event on Wednesday. When you arrive on the search giant homepage today, you will be greeted with a gray Google doodle."

212 comments

  1. Interesting by HogGeek · · Score: 0

    It doesn't do it on the https page...

    1. Re:Interesting by The+MAZZTer · · Score: 5, Informative

      Doodles have never been on the HTTPS page since it launched, so no surprise there.

    2. Re:Interesting by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nor the IPv6 page.
      http://ipv6.google.com

      Personally, I'm not upset about that...

    3. Re:Interesting by Tubal-Cain · · Score: 1

      And as far as I can tell, https://ipv6.google.com/ doesn't work at all.

    4. Re:Interesting by commodore64_love · · Score: 1

      This "constant updating of results as you type" makes my Hotel dialup connection run even MORE slowly than it did before.

      Why can't these web developers get into their heads that not everyone has a 1 megabit pipe? (Or if it is available, don't want to spend ~$60/month to get it.)

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    5. Re:Interesting by Jeremiah+Cornelius · · Score: 1

      Goog fuckle, Speverend Rooner!

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    6. Re:Interesting by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And as far as I can tell, https://ipv6.google.com/ doesn't work at all.

      Idiot... It requires IPv6!

  2. google.co.uk by calzakk · · Score: 5, Informative

    http://www.google.com/ isn't working for me, but http://www.google.co.uk/ is.

    1. Re:google.co.uk by mcvos · · Score: 1

      Same for me. Also for the particles. Do only USAns get to see doodles at google.com? Or were these only shown at google.co.uk? (I haven't seen them at google.nl either.)

    2. Re:google.co.uk by mikael_j · · Score: 1

      A lot of times the national google pages lag behind the .com version.

      Another little "quirk" seems to be that, as an example, images.google.se doesn't have the new single-page search result view yet while images.google.com does (this can be circumvented most of the time by changing the search preferences, something I tend to do since a lot of times letting it decide on its own that I want to give priority to swedish search results means that tech-related searches I make which give me the right page at the top on the english version of the site instead give me some random fashion blog, apparently what I searched for isn't as important as the language google chose for me).

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    3. Re:google.co.uk by hooaamai · · Score: 1

      The site http://www.google.com/ is opening fine for me, but I don't see any change in the Google Logo and neither any moving particles. And there's no change in http://www.google.co.in/ either. My guess is that Google hasn't blessed all the netizens yet. It's just the Americans who get to see the moving particles whereas the rest of the world has to be content with the static ones. Wow! A particle just moved on my google.com webpage!! Or, Did it ?

    4. Re:google.co.uk by blackraven14250 · · Score: 1

      It had the doodle yesterday.

    5. Re:google.co.uk by Skylinux · · Score: 1

      We had the particles on Google.de yesterday but it did not work with all browsers. I thought that it had something to do with the IFA.
      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Internationale_Funkausstellung_Berlin

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    6. Re:google.co.uk by mortonda · · Score: 1

      I haven't seen anything yesterday or today at either location.

    7. Re:google.co.uk by snowcrash23 · · Score: 1

      It seems google finaly got slashdoted.

    8. Re:google.co.uk by marcansoft · · Score: 1

      Try clearing your cookies. Google does special tests for some people. By using a national site that you normally don't use, you force Google to treat you as a random new user, as it won't see your cookies for the main site.

      For example, I do not get the gray typing logo in my main browser, but I do get suggestions with interleaved results as I type in the box. On a fresh browser profile, I get the typing logo and no results in suggestions.

    9. Re:google.co.uk by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Do you have the https google page on by default? Once I went to 'classic Google', the doodles appeared correctly.

    10. Re:google.co.uk by Trieuvan · · Score: 1

      Try different browser. It didn't work on my Chrome and it worked on my firefox.

    11. Re:google.co.uk by MoogMan · · Score: 1

      'Google Instant' as they're calling it is working for me right now - http://www.google.com/instant/#utm_campaign=launch&utm_medium=et&utm_source=rpp

      Have fun, seems to be more usable than I originally expected.

    12. Re:google.co.uk by EasyTarget · · Score: 1

      Me too.. I think this is it.

      Quite nifty, I'll certainly spend the whole seconds I save everyday on somehting useful, like picking my nose.

      Now for some fun; look at the results you get for the first character typed:
      A - amazon
      G - gmail
      L - lowes
      B- best-buy
      K - k-mart
      I - ikea
      M - mapquest ..ha ha..
      MICR - What you have to type before you see microsoft. :-)

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  3. Yesterday too by Henriok · · Score: 1

    They experimented yesterday to when the logo was a group of balls that was repeleld by the mouse. Canvas/JS i suppose.. I'm only seeing this on the co.uk-page, not .com nor .se which is my home TLD.

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    1. Re:Yesterday too by Rhaban · · Score: 2, Informative

      was not canvas: absolute-positionned divs with round corners.

    2. Re:Yesterday too by xded · · Score: 5, Informative

      was not canvas: absolute-positionned divs with round corners.

      Correct. CSS3 feature, animated with ordinary Javascript.

    3. Re:Yesterday too by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      I saw it on Google.com last night, but it's gone today. Or maybe it's gone because I was using Firefox last night and IE6 today? At any rate, Google was normal this morning.

  4. Google has lost it... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    It would be nice if the freshly minted MBA marketing people in Google didn't get to use Google as their private play pen.

    It would also be nice if the people within Google who realise that Google is used for serious work by people were still in charge...

    1. Re:Google has lost it... by Albanach · · Score: 5, Informative

      It would also be nice if the people within Google who realise that Google is used for serious work by people were still in charge...

      And a colour changing logo affects your work day in what way? You realise no one at Google forced you to spend the afternoon playing pacman.

      You can still type in a query, click search and get your results.

      To be honest, I usually miss out on the doodles because it's so much quicker in Firefox to hit Ctrl K then type your query.

    2. Re:Google has lost it... by El+Torico · · Score: 2, Funny

      It's used by a lot of people for a lot of reasons. Maybe it's time for "Google Lite".

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    3. Re:Google has lost it... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's when you have things like bouncing balls all over the place or massive background photographs when all you are trying to do is to solve a problem within a tight timescale.

      The Google images redesign hasn't improved my opinion of them either as you now need to mouse over the images to get things like size information.

      If I wanted this stuff I would use Bing - there's a reason I have traditionally used Google.

      (BTW, for the Google images issue, the Klingon language interface still uses the old style results and website view page)

    4. Re:Google has lost it... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Actually I think it's you who has lost it. Google Search is a commodity, not something you have an inherent right to. Furthermore, these stunts of Google's are the type of thing MBAs shy away from; only in an organization where developers have a lot of free reign is this ever common.

    5. Re:Google has lost it... by boxwood · · Score: 2, Insightful

      you could just use the search bar in firefox, or type your queries directly into the url bar in chrome.

      really, who goes to the google front page anymore, other than to check on some interesting doodle?

    6. Re:Google has lost it... by Jason+Levine · · Score: 3, Informative

      You do realize that Google Doodles are a tradition at Google dating back to 2000? They archive all of the doodles here: http://www.google.com/logos/

      If you are instead talking about Google's upcoming Realtime Search, then I don't think this falls under a "private play pen" item but an attempt to make a new search tool that people might find useful. If Google stops innovating and rests on their laurels, they risk another company overtaking them. Sure, not everything they do might succeed or be useful to the vast majority of people, but they try many different things and many of those things wind up working out.

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    7. Re:Google has lost it... by _Shad0w_ · · Score: 1

      I had great fun with the balls that reacted to your mouse cursor. Made a boring day a little more interesting.

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    8. Re:Google has lost it... by Tukz · · Score: 1

      Or use iGoogle.

      I've used iGoogle for years and I've never seen any of these gimmicks everyone is talking about.

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    9. Re:Google has lost it... by jac89 · · Score: 2, Informative

      You could select a custom background on google and set it to white. Or use the https google. Both of these would effectively hide all doodles.

    10. Re:Google has lost it... by Mike+Mentalist · · Score: 0

      Most people do. I have to open a new tab anyway even if I use the Google search bar so it makes hardly any difference either way.

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    11. Re:Google has lost it... by quacking+duck · · Score: 1

      you could just use the search bar in firefox, or type your queries directly into the url bar in chrome.

      really, who goes to the google front page anymore, other than to check on some interesting doodle?

      Almost everyone I know who isn't a techie, and/or has set their homepage to Google. This is actually way more people than I know who use the search bar in Firefox or IE7+

    12. Re:Google has lost it... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And while I am on the subject, is there anyone here who actually likes the fade-in nonsense ?

    13. Re:Google has lost it... by jonescb · · Score: 2, Insightful

      To be fair, the pacman game would autostart after like 30 seconds and it would default to having sound on. So if you open up Google in another tab like I usually do you were forced to listen to the pacman game until you closed the tab or muted it. And yesterday's ball doodle was fairly jarring to look at because as soon as you opened the page the balls were flying all over the place. It would have been nicer if they started at their rest position spelling out Google and would only fly around when you use the mouse. But instead they started out in motion.

    14. Re:Google has lost it... by pinkushun · · Score: 1

      Blackle.com suits minimalism nicely

    15. Re:Google has lost it... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      Everything must be as boring as possible or it's not suitable for "professionals". Everybody knows this.

    16. Re:Google has lost it... by daid303 · · Score: 1

      The firefox google page is always the same: http://www.google.com/firefox

    17. Re:Google has lost it... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In Chrome the new tab page is special. It shows screenshots of favorite/recent sites, and a short title list of recently closed tabs. The URL bar searches Google in real time, if you have the suggestions service turned on. It takes some getting used to but I think the change is best.

    18. Re:Google has lost it... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      my work pc sucks, so yea waiting 30 seconds for stupid particles flying around the screen to settle down so I can move the mouse is a bit distracting

    19. Re:Google has lost it... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Then blame your work PC, not google!

    20. Re:Google has lost it... by dswensen · · Score: 4, Funny

      You know, I think you'll recover from the trauma eventually.

    21. Re:Google has lost it... by Myopic · · Score: 1

      What do you propose?

    22. Re:Google has lost it... by the+eric+conspiracy · · Score: 1

      No, you get to see a completely different set of gimmicks.

    23. Re:Google has lost it... by NeverNow · · Score: 1

      Like others said, you don't really need to visit the Google homepage to use its services. Personally I disable javascript on google.com - Google Images breaks but everything else works better.

    24. Re:Google has lost it... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It would also be nice if the people within Google who realise that Google is used for serious work by people were still in charge...

      I had simular thoughts, but for Google's buckyball logo from last weekend that constantly burned up an entire CPU core while it ran.

    25. Re:Google has lost it... by IgnoramusMaximus · · Score: 1

      And a colour changing logo affects your work day in what way?

      It fucks up anyone working over an RDP, ICA, VNC and similar remote desktop protocols over slow links like, say, satellite connections. That means a lot of people in corporations using Thin-client terminals and the like. For, you know, "serious" work.

      "Consumers" on home PCs who are easily amused by shiny moving objects and pieces of wiggling string are very pleased though.

    26. Re:Google has lost it... by AdamTrace · · Score: 2, Informative

      Holy crap. Control K. And here I was using my mouse like a sucker. Thank you!

    27. Re:Google has lost it... by CarpetShark · · Score: 1

      If Google stops innovating and rests on their laurels, they risk another company overtaking them.

      That applies equally if they just mess up their innovation. For instance, their new image search javascript popup monstrosity is annoying the crap out of me. I might well abandon their image search for another.

    28. Re:Google has lost it... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      when i want to visit google.com in firefox, I hit ctrl+tk, type google.com, hit enter, hit shift+tab 11 times, hit ctrl+c, hit ctrl+t, hit ctrl+v, hit enter... that usually works for me. FYI.

    29. Re:Google has lost it... by stillnotelf · · Score: 1

      Half of me wants to agree with this. The other half is thinking, "dammit, ANOTHER key combo that does totally different things in emacs versus firefox!" You have no idea how many times I've brought up the save-page dialog by mistake in firefox...

    30. Re:Google has lost it... by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      They've been doing doodles almost as long as they've been in business. If you're that easily distracted, maybe you have a creer as a WalMart greeter?

    31. Re:Google has lost it... by TubeSteak · · Score: 1

      Holy crap. Control K. And here I was using my mouse like a sucker. Thank you!

      Ctrl-E works as well in both FF & IE.
      I despise having to remember browser specific keyboard shortcuts.

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    32. Re:Google has lost it... by demonbug · · Score: 1

      I realize that Google Doodles are a long-standing tradition; I also realize that once upon a time they only came out to commemorate important events, holidays, etc., and were generally few and far between. Lately it seems that more often than not when I visit the Google home page there is a doodle on there. I don't really mind, but it does distract from the purpose of the site and can even cause some problems (at work we are forced to use IE [finally up to 7.0, at least]) and some of their doodles (and even simple things like the fading toolbar) sometimes cause issues - mostly in the way of slowdowns.

      I like the doodles, but Google is getting very close to the point of oversaturation with them. They are fun and interesting when used sparingly; when every other day there is another doodle it becomes trite and annoying.

    33. Re:Google has lost it... by xded · · Score: 1

      And Control L for the location bar.

      Unless you are one of these guys which type slashdot.org in the search bar and hit the first link... ;-)

    34. Re:Google has lost it... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      TIL. Had been doing CTRL-L, then tab. Thx

    35. Re:Google has lost it... by Cederic · · Score: 1

      Realtime search is new? I've been getting realtime search results for weeks.

    36. Re:Google has lost it... by c++0xFF · · Score: 1

      "Alt-D, Tab" is another way. I found that one before I knew Ctrl-K existed and now it's too late to reprogram my fingers. The problem is that IE requires two Tabs, so I might have to relearn anyway.

    37. Re:Google has lost it... by thetoadwarrior · · Score: 1

      Use the https version and quit shitting your pants over it.

    38. Re:Google has lost it... by thetoadwarrior · · Score: 1

      What sort of old ass browser are you using that doesn't allow you to search from within the browser interface and by pass the google home page all together?

      I didn't realise people still wasted time by loading up typing in google.com or selecting it from their bookmarks and then waited for the useless homepage to load.

      If I was doing serious work I wouldn't fuck about by doing everything the slowest way possible.

    39. Re:Google has lost it... by Myopic · · Score: 1

      I don't know why you got flamebait for that comment. Your first one was non-constructive, but the second one had valid suggestions. I think you got modded unfairly.

      But, I want to point out, typically product reviews at companies such as yours and mine are done internally. I don't work at Google but I imagine they do have such a process; it would be hard to believe they don't. Their webpage is their product; it's not an API. We download the product anew each time we go to the site, and customers aren't normally included in testing. (Sometimes, yes; usually, no.)

      But I do agree that they should implement something like simple.google.com or something: a URL where the search would be plain, no-features, and unchanging for long periods of time. I don't know why they don't do that.

    40. Re:Google has lost it... by hesiod · · Score: 1

      I propose that Google play by the same rules the rest of us have to do when releasing changes.
      [...]
      If I introduced a change without allowing it to be evaluated first [by] my boss would express his major displeasure.

      I am quite sure there are code reviews and evaluations INSIDE Google, and the developers there must answer to their bosses. We (you and I, presumably) are not Google employees. You seem to be asking more of Google than you are asking of your own business; how do I direct the development of your company's software? That's what you are demanding from Google.

      But more importantly, most of the features they add can be disabled, and a whole lot of them are available in a beta-like form before they are released on the main page: you just don't bother to go looking for them.

    41. Re:Google has lost it... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's fucking simple. Don't go to the home page. Every self-respecting browser has a search bar. I don't even know about these doodles unless they're reported somewhere because the Google homepage is an anachronism at this point.

    42. Re:Google has lost it... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why is it Google's fault you are easily distracted? That's almost as silly as wanting MBAs to get their dirty hands all over things.

      Don't blame others for your faults and for the love of Goodness everyone keep the MBAs away!

      MBAs ruin everything they touch in the last several decades from NASA to government policies to silicon valley and beyond. ...also, "every other day" is a bit of a stretch, Glenn Beck much?

    43. Re:Google has lost it... by IgnoramusMaximus · · Score: 1

      Use the https version and quit shitting your pants over it.

      Until of course some MBA decides to bestow a full-screen fade-in flowery background on it without warning and without any possibility to even opt-out, never you mind opt-in, causing merry havoc with thousands of users who had Google as a home page, like they did with the main site...

      Since then Google home pages are actually blocked at many corporate web filters along with places like Facebook. Yay for the simplicity, reliability and speed which got Google to where it is today. But then again every good thing must come to an end some day at the hands of MBAs with vacuous heads and no understanding of implications of their actions beyond "Woah, sweeet! My cool ideas, like, sooo rock! Who would ever want not to be blessed by them?!! My VP daddy will be soooo proud!".

    44. Re:Google has lost it... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Right, the webpage doesn't suck; the problem is that you're using it.

    45. Re:Google has lost it... by Your.Master · · Score: 1

      I don't think you know how products work.

      Google makes a product for people. The way people are isn't Google's fault, but the way Google caters to those people is its fault or its credit.

      I don't have a problem with Google doodles. I generally like them, or sometimes I just don't care. The one exception was the Pacman one, which was bloody obnoxious -- we were all glad when the era of embedded auto-playing midi files on every website ended. Plus the problems with plugins (one firefox plugin in particular was commonly installed) autoplaying the music nonstop was entirely predictable. Yes, 3rd party plugins shouldn't be loading the Google main page invisibly in the background, but they do and it's not a big surprise to anybody. They seemed to turn off the default music autoplay that afternoon, but that morning was an aggravating morning, and I got calls from a lot of relatives about how they thought they had a virus since their computer kept playing pacman music.

      I don't know where the fuck you're getting this MBA, NASA, and Glenn Beck bullshit from. Try being coherent?

    46. Re:Google has lost it... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      F6 takes you to the Location Bar.

      If you're (or someone else is) a keyboard dude, try Vimperator, it's like Vim but for Firefox.

      Disclaimer: Not the dev of the add-on.

    47. Re:Google has lost it... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      or
      https://ssl.scroogle.org/
      Ixquick, Bing has some good features...

  5. Re:difference? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I would like to see Google's balls, to compare the two.

  6. Re:difference? by calzakk · · Score: 3, Informative

    Are you serious? On one hand you've got coloured balls that repel from the mouse, on the other hand you've got grey letters that are coloured when you press keys. To me that's a big difference. And it's actually pretty cool too, and even better is that there's no Flash :)

  7. ehh by halfEvilTech · · Score: 1

    It just fills in up to 6 typed characters. you can type 6 periods (.) and still get it all filled it.

    What it is leading to after that is anyones guess. Seems more gimicky at the moment.

    1. Re:ehh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Or even type (.) (.) and get it done.

    2. Re:ehh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      hehehe you said (.) (.)

    3. Re:ehh by CarpetShark · · Score: 2, Funny

      It just fills in up to 6 typed characters. you can type 6 periods (.) and still get it all filled it.

      What it is leading to after that is anyones guess.

      Google used to limit you to 10 keywords per search. Since they've taken over youtube though, they're short on bandwidth. So, they're trimming that to maximum search length to six characters, as of friday.

    4. Re:ehh by M8e · · Score: 1

      Your search - (.) (.) - did not match any documents.

      Suggestions:

              * Try different keywords.

      Google sucks! I wanted some ascii porn!

    5. Re:ehh by morgosmaci · · Score: 1

      I prefer mine a bit larger... (. Y .)

  8. "Google Search" by telomerewhythere · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Googling "Google Search" does this. Is this new? I've never seen it...

    1. Re:"Google Search" by telomerewhythere · · Score: 1
    2. Re:"Google Search" by VGPowerlord · · Score: 1

      Really? Googling "Google Search" gives me completely different results.

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  9. When I type by zethreal · · Score: 1

    it actually shows results real-time for what I'm typing. I'm accessing the .com site in the US. It looks kind of cool.

    1. Re:When I type by jac89 · · Score: 1

      screens or it didn't happen :P

    2. Re:When I type by FredFredrickson · · Score: 1

      i'm getting this too.

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    3. Re:When I type by Myopic · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Results, or suggestions? I don't see results when I do it.

    4. Re:When I type by zethreal · · Score: 1
    5. Re:When I type by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Is the actual results page changing as you type or just the drop-down entries?

      If just the drop-down then that's just Google Suggestions and that's existed for a while now.

      The new feature causes the entire search results page to start showing different results as you type as if you had clicked Search after each word.

    6. Re:When I type by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      From http://www.google.com/instant/#utm_campaign=launch&utm_medium=et&utm_source=rpp :

      It will take a couple days for Google Instant to be available to everyone on Google.com. Check back soon if you do not see it yet.

      Google Instant is a new search enhancement that shows results as you type. We are pushing the limits of our technology and infrastructure to help you get better search results, faster. Our key technical insight was that people type slowly, but read quickly, typically taking 300 milliseconds between keystrokes, but only 30 milliseconds (a tenth of the time!) to glance at another part of the page. This means that you can scan a results page while you type.

      The most obvious change is that you get to the right content much faster than before because you don't have to finish typing your full search term, or even press "search." Another shift is that seeing results as you type helps you formulate a better search term by providing instant feedback. You can now adapt your search on the fly until the results match exactly what you want. In time, we may wonder how search ever worked in any other way.

      There's more detail, too. Anyway, this feature is very cool. You probably need a fast network connection, though.

  10. Google Don't Like Opera by Mike+Mentalist · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Is there a good reason why these new Google toys don't work in Opera by default? Neither the background image option or that swirling ball trick from the other day worked in Opera until you set it in the options for Opera to mask itself as IE or Firefox - and now the same thing is true for this latest gimmick.

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    1. Re:Google Don't Like Opera by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Also doesn't work for unbranded Firefox (though it does for Iceweasel). I think they just left out a few || in their user agent check.

    2. Re:Google Don't Like Opera by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because testing for a market share of 0.01% isn't cost effective so it's safer to just send those users to page known to work. That simple.

    3. Re:Google Don't Like Opera by Quiet_Desperation · · Score: 1

      Opera refused to friend Google on it's MyFaceBookSpace page site farm thing.

    4. Re:Google Don't Like Opera by PattyMc · · Score: 1

      I use Opera and it displayed fine yesterday and today. There are so many setting combinations possible, I think that would be the difference.

    5. Re:Google Don't Like Opera by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm a regular Opera user, and most of the websites don't work well with Opera. Opera has weird SSL verification which usually breaks. Amazon's Lightning Deals no longer supports Opera. Google's main page often doesn't work with Opera either, the last 2 days of stuff people have been writing about do not work, while other things in the past, like the PacMan mini game, worked fine.

      I also sometimes wonder if some of the fault isn't with Opera. Besides the SSL and secure websites issue, Opera sucks up huge amounts of memory nowadays compared to Firefox or IE8. This is really noticeable on my lesser machines, like running XP on 256mb RAM with an old hard drive (PIO4 or whatever).

      Opera may be the best standards compliant browser, but as a working browser, I usually have 2 running to get stuff done.

    6. Re:Google Don't Like Opera by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      Nice troll, but try being a little more realistic. Opera's more about 2% overall, and drastically higher in many EU countries. By not supporting Opera, Google would lose out on a large chunk of the market there, and they're not that stupid.

    7. Re:Google Don't Like Opera by bennomatic · · Score: 1

      A lot of opera users I know change the user agent to allow it to work on IE-specific sites. Is it possible that you've reconfigured the user agent thusly? If Google thinks you're connecting with IE6, it won't do a lot of cool things because, well, IE6 can't do those things.

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  11. Re:difference? by Profane+MuthaFucka · · Score: 1

    I really liked the page with the random balls. I played with that for a long time. Every time my mouse moved, the balls jumped. I showed it to my wife, but she wasn't impressed with the balls at all.

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  12. Google Lite by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I did a quick search and found it already exists

    http://www.gamertech.com/googlelite/

  13. User agent, my arch-nemesis! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Using Arora from the continental US here, I get the normal static image.
    If I pretend to be Firefox, I get a gray image that fills in as I type.

    Nothing really exciting.

  14. Streaming Search Vid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

    I was able to see the streaming search yesterday for some reason... Luckily, I recorded it. If you want to see it, it's at http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WOizC3ZPsFI

    1. Re:Streaming Search Vid by Anarki2004 · · Score: 1

      Somebody give this guy an informative mod or something...that's really cool

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    2. Re:Streaming Search Vid by antifoidulus · · Score: 1

      I got that too, though I don't know how they determine who gets it and who doesn't right now. Both my desktop and my laptop are running the exact same OS and browser software and are connected to the same network. The desktop gets it but the laptop doesn't......

    3. Re:Streaming Search Vid by networkBoy · · Score: 1

      Depends what server on the cluster you connect to.
      As an example, my house on maps.google.com was recently updated. Then I went somewhere else. When I came back to my house the old image was back for the close-up view, but at the wide view the new image was still being served.

      I would posit that the same thing happens depending on what server/shipping container you connect to when doing a search.

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    4. Re:Streaming Search Vid by Mitaphane · · Score: 1

      From the TechCrunch article that reported about streaming search awhile back:

      “At any given time we are running between 50-200 search experiments. You can learn more on our blog.”

      The google blog states that they randomly select which computers get used for testing new features like streaming search.

    5. Re:Streaming Search Vid by Phaeilo · · Score: 1

      I also had streaming search last weekend or even before that. It worked for a few days but then sadly disappeared. It certainly felt very responsive with next to no latency. They also had an option to turn "streaming" off.

    6. Re:Streaming Search Vid by darth_nuruodo · · Score: 1

      Same here, I never got a gray logo, just the real time search since yesterday some time.

    7. Re:Streaming Search Vid by PSdiE · · Score: 1

      Same here - all searches today on Google.co.uk for me are using the new "real-time" search - results update as you type. Slightly unnerving for users to see their UI change completely where they're not expecting it? Useful though.

  15. Just a JavaScript blinky feature by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I usually deactivate JavaScript and I usually try to use search engines/redirectors that use a SSL connection instead of mainstream search engines. Referrers are deactivated as well as cookies and other session storage options.

    1. Re:Just a JavaScript blinky feature by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But is your tin foil hat thick enough? Brain-wave-monitoring satellites these days are really powerful.

  16. This does not show up in Opera. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Nor did the one yesterday.

  17. That's just great! by jenningsthecat · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Yet another bit of distracting, eye-candy crap that uses JavaScript to tart up my monitor like a whore on Saturday night. I get that Google is becoming EVIL despite their stated intentions to the contrary, but do they have to be ugly and bloated too?

    A quote from the TV series 'Life': "Its like Hello Kitty ate the Disney Channel and threw it up on that half of the room."

    This trend of 'cute for cuteness sake' seems to be taking over the whole computing industry. I really wish developers, and
    Google specifically, would spend more effort on functionality and usability and less effort on putting on their damned makeup.

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    1. Re:That's just great! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think I'll invent some glasses that make the world turn gray for people like you. You should purchase a black and white television, actually that's probably too flashy for you. Find some stone tablets to read. Oh and that flashy computer you're using is obviously distracting also, throw that away. Go find a nice small room devoid of light and sit there.

    2. Re:That's just great! by PitaBred · · Score: 1

      So learn to use shortcut searches. IE, Chrome and Firefox all support them (I don't use Opera, but I'll bet they do, too). Why even look at the Google homepage? It's faster and you can ignore all the "ugly and bloated" stuff.

      Oh, wait. That would be too easy. You'd rather just bitch about it.

    3. Re:That's just great! by Dashiva+Dan · · Score: 1

      So, Google web developers, who decide, in their free time, to do a litle something 'fun' should be beaten with a stick and told to just work on the 'serious business' boring old crap?

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    4. Re:That's just great! by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      Yet another bit of distracting, eye-candy crap that uses JavaScript to tart up my monitor like a whore on Saturday night.

      What do you have against whores? Some of my friends are whores!

      I really wish developers, and
      Google specifically, would spend more effort on functionality and usability and less effort on putting on their damned makeup.

      I can't see how Google could be more functional, useable, or minimalistic. Have you ever been to Bing? Eye candy central; useless photos cluttering the screen, and not very useful search results. Yet you bash Google for their occasional doodles? WTF?

    5. Re:That's just great! by thetoadwarrior · · Score: 1

      fucking idiot

  18. Re:difference? by e065c8515d206cb0e190 · · Score: 1

    but she wasn't impressed with the balls

    you don't say...

  19. Re:Its coming... by WrongSizeGlass · · Score: 1

    The doodle resembles unveiling of something. An announcement is coming...

    "All your search are belong to us!"?

  20. Phrenology? by Aceticon · · Score: 2, Funny

    Is reading Google's intentions from the Google logo the new Phrenology or would it be more akin to practices of divination such as reading the future from tea-leaves or the entrails of recently slaughtered goats?

    1. Re:Phrenology? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nothing so sophisticated. It's more akin to figuring out what Apple is releasing next based on the exact shade of black of Jobs' turtleneck.

    2. Re:Phrenology? by digitalhermit · · Score: 3, Funny

      I understand your skepticism. However, you must believe in the interconnectedness of things to understand why this works.

      Reality is one vast machine. All actions are interconnected like gears in an elaborate clock. Looking at ants moving grains of sand can help divine the motions of the stock market. A woman dresses up one day determines (or is a consequence of) her horse winning a race at Belmont. The random drip of water flowing through a cave imprints "Rita Hayworth is a goddess" on the cave wall.

      And a Google marketing rep, privy to the details of the announcement, wears a mongoose boa one day. The front-page coders, not privy to this information, think it looks clownlike. A man in a Chewbacca costume robs a liquor store. A blind ferret bites the toe of an American tourist in Sydney. Unable to finish the appropriate Javascript version of Fallout 4, the coders throw in some code from their existing type-ahead library.

      This is how we know.

    3. Re:Phrenology? by qwertyatwork · · Score: 1

      Of course you'd say that...you have the brainpan of a stagecoach tilter!

    4. Re:Phrenology? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you, sir, just made my day :)

  21. JS1K? by boustrophedon · · Score: 1

    Perhaps they are working on an entry for the 1k Javascript demo contest.

  22. Microsoft Search Employee Fail by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Shouldn't you be busy bribing more companies to use your shitty last place search engine than sitting around trolling Slashdot with retarded attempts at generating faux outrage?

  23. Re:difference? by Ethanol-fueled · · Score: 1, Flamebait

    And it's actually pretty cool too

    No, it's not. I just want to search for something, not drop acid and watch the electric light orchestra.

  24. White after labor day by FatalTourist · · Score: 1

    I thought it was about wearing white after labor day.

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  25. who cares by Pegasus · · Score: 4, Insightful

    As an Opera user I haven't been on google front page for years - I just use g in url bar to search for whatever I'm searching for

    1. Re:who cares by aBaldrich · · Score: 1
      A typical fanboi reply would be:

      As a Firefox user I haven't been on google front page for years - I just use the bar to search for whatever I'm searching for

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    2. Re:who cares by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Woop dee doo. Would you like a cookie?

    3. Re:who cares by HeckRuler · · Score: 3, Funny

      Oh man! Opera doesn't support cookies? No wonder it sucks.

    4. Re:who cares by StikyPad · · Score: 1

      ...as a Chrome user, I just type words into the multi-function bar

      ...Firefox user, I do the same thing

      ...IE user, I also do the same thing, except my search terms are sent to people all over the world that I don't know, along with everything else I type.

    5. Re:who cares by bennomatic · · Score: 1

      s/FireFox/Chrome/

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    6. Re:who cares by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you still have to type the "g"?

    7. Re:who cares by GrumpySteen · · Score: 1

      IE user, I also do the same thing, except my search terms are sent to people all over the world that I don't know, along with everything else I type.

      Not to mention your credit card numbers.

  26. Checking Browser Capability for Graceful Fallback by eldavojohn · · Score: 3, Informative

    Is there a good reason why these new Google toys don't work in Opera by default? Neither the background image option or that swirling ball trick from the other day worked in Opera until you set it in the options for Opera to mask itself as IE or Firefox - and now the same thing is true for this latest gimmick.

    I don't know for sure (not a Google insider) but I would guess that they are using a wrapper script or something that has a hard coded list of support browser by browser. Whatever version of Opera you are using is probably incorrectly identified as not having these HTML5 feature(s) supported. Or perhaps it only gives you some of the functionality so they make the executive decision to just disable it entirely. I just finished reading HTML5 Up and Running by Mark Pilgrim of Google and he pushes heavily for the use of modernizr to check browser capabilities. I've never known Modernizr to be wrong though. Whatever the case, it appears Google is simply not promising their doodle will work in Opera ... could be that they made a checking script for the Pac-Man doodle and just kept carrying it over. Did Opera work for that?

    Now that I think about it, this is a high traffic page so they probably wrote their own browser checking wrapper for graceful fallback instead of pushing all of a javascript library down to each client. They are probably using a broad brush to balance bandwidth with audience and you're one of the unfortunate victims.

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  27. Re:difference? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That's why he's playing with his balls.

  28. secondary motive by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I don't know what Google's big surprise will be, but we know one thing Google would like to see is universal use of Javascript. I wonder if this campaign has convinced anyone to enable Javascript to see what all the fuss is about?

    Personally, I really really wish browser programmers would stop focusing all their attention on how to speed up and/or exploit Javascript, and instead focus their attention on implementing native support for modern W3C standards like SVG and XForms. You know - stuff that would have an actual real-world impact on the quality of the web applications we use. Web 2.0 is just an awful mishmash of standards and technologies that were never ever intended to be stretched as tightly as they have been by (admittedly ingenious) web app developers. It's time we start using technology that was intentionally created to support rich web app development, instead of building ever kludgier amalgamations of old school HTML crap.

  29. Re:Its coming... by mcspoo · · Score: 1

    in pants?

  30. Google home page? by xorsyst · · Score: 1

    People actually go to the google home page? What's wrong with browser bar searching?

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    1. Re:Google home page? by Conspiracy_Of_Doves · · Score: 1

      They probably just go there to see the special logos they put up.

    2. Re:Google home page? by Coolfish · · Score: 4, Funny

      my parents use the search bar to search for google.com (with the .com, mind you), and then use the google home page to search. I wish I was kidding :(

    3. Re:Google home page? by RivenAleem · · Score: 1

      Possibly the fact that browser bar searching won't give you results as you type? Not just suggestions, actual results, which this appears to be.

    4. Re:Google home page? by Pinchiukas · · Score: 1

      The default search engine on their browser is bing, amirite? :)

  31. Cigar by bradgoodman · · Score: 1
    I'd say that was a pretty huge conclusion to jump to

    "Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar"

  32. RT? by alphax45 · · Score: 1

    Google is now searching Twitter ReTweets?

    (I'm sorry)

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    1. Re:RT? by MarkGriz · · Score: 1

      Raspberry Tart?
      Really Terrible?
      Rehashed Technology?

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  33. Slashdotted by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There's a mirror for google.com at www.google.com.

  34. Incremental Search ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    At least that's what the doodle makes me think of...

  35. No doodle for IPv6 by Antony+T+Curtis · · Score: 1

    They don't appear to change the doodle often when connecting via IPv6.
    Meh.

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  36. Quick Everyone.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Google just blew a fart. Hurry, post it on Slashdot!!

    1. Re:Quick Everyone.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You have already posted it on /. Talk about irony!

    2. Re:Quick Everyone.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      haha! touche'.

  37. What's in store... by CAIMLAS · · Score: 1

    Those flying dots were freaking hypnotic. I spent more time messing with those than I did pacman, personally.

    IMO, it could be either a fancy gimmick or a symbolism of sorts. Yesterday, I thought the flying dots might symbolize Google's intent to self-regulate due to the antitrust suit brought against them - instead of having the potential to be broken, they might fracture their individual components into separate companies, enabling them to financially/legally protect/isolate them from such an action. Adsense, Google, gMail, Google Research, etc. would become their own independent entities, possibly making it so they could be considered loss-leaders.

    I don't know. I'm just throwing it out there; I don't understand how the whole financial thing works once a company goes public. Today, with the 'typeface' change, I'm not sure my original 'gut instinct' is correct. We will see, I suppose.

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    1. Re:What's in store... by hesiod · · Score: 1

      I really think you are over-analyzing this. It's just a stupid little thing to get people to say "hey, that's neat". It promotes word-of-mouth advertising and mindshare; it keeps people thinking about Google more than any other search engine.

  38. 15 years of Google by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Google was incorporated this week in 1995. I assumed these googles were part of an anniversary celebration. If so, I guess it's a bit odd that they didn't do one on Monday too (I think; I wasn't near my computer on Monday since it was Labor Day)

  39. Re:Its coming... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That Stephen Colbert is actually gonna hold the rally, and google is going to sponsor it?

  40. Re:difference? by Dunega · · Score: 1

    Then type in the search box and hit enter, it's not like they took that part away.

  41. Re:difference? by CaptSlaq · · Score: 1

    Pink Floyd had better light shows for such things.

  42. pre 2005 called by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    so what everyone remember doing similar things to create internet apps in the early 2Ks (before ajax) using urls in 0 by 0 pixel divs to pass info to the webserver, also remember forms that you didn't have to click an irritating edit button first - something form input boxes - text on change, on mouse down save button = visible

  43. They are nothing but another form of therapy... by famebait · · Score: 1

    ...for these patients is not known whether these are the only ones who can not afford to pay for their own users and groups to their Friends / Favorites list yet, so I'ma keep popping up in their own right and do not want to be related to their particular field or industry in which they are attached to their respective owners and are strictly for viewing and printing of these books are nothing but another form of therapy.

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  44. What is that sound I hear? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Zzzzzzz......

    I mean really...who cares? Why is it that every time Google farts, /. is there to analyze the emissions?

  45. Re:difference? by DriedClexler · · Score: 1

    In fairness, Microsoft dropped ACID too.

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  46. Re:Its coming... by Kiaser+Zohsay · · Score: 1

    "All your search are belong to us!"?

    Somebody set up us the doodle.

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  47. Re:difference? by Ethanol-fueled · · Score: 1

    Google's particle lightshow caused noticable lag on my laptop. That's needless and unacceptable. We know what bloat did to Firefox.

  48. Oh cool! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm really pleased.

    Now everybody go to the home page and search "George Orwell." Let's make it the #1 search for the rest of the week.

  49. Anyone else disappointed? by Conspiracy_Of_Doves · · Score: 1

    Anyone else disappointed when they looked and saw how it was done?

    Just two images, one full color and one gray, the gray one partially covering the color one.

    I was hoping for a canvas tag or something.

    1. Re:Anyone else disappointed? by Dashiva+Dan · · Score: 1

      Actually, I looked at how it was done and was impressed by the simplicity and elegance of it.

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  50. Re:difference? by gbjbaanb · · Score: 1

    if you want to see something really cool, check out the Image Swirl search. Its no so much a bit of eye candy as is an associative grouping of search results - for images. Unfortunately, it uses Flash, but give it a go - click a group result and you'll see. Hopefully they'll implement this as js if it comes out of the labs.

  51. bing by p51d007 · · Score: 1

    I use bing about 75% of the time now. I use google as a backup

  52. Wut wut? by HeckRuler · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Noticeable LAG! On a free search engine? This is UNACCEPTABLE! Drag out the heretics, lash them to the canvas, and burn them eternally! Let not their javascript soil your pure nature. Cast out their algorithms from your cache, and listen not unto their rhetoric for their lips ever spew lies!
    There shall be a Reckoning for this lag!

    1. Re:Wut wut? by CarpetShark · · Score: 1

      Drag out the heretics, lash them to the canvas, and burn them eternally!

      Hold on, one of these is an infinite fuel source? Which is it: canvas, or heretics?

    2. Re:Wut wut? by fotbr · · Score: 1

      Heretics, obviously.

    3. Re:Wut wut? by twidarkling · · Score: 1

      I dunno if you remember this, but google was originally loved by geeks not because of its awesome search results, but because the search page was clean and quick. Doing anything that kills that lowers Google's value as a search engine.

      And for the record, Google is not free. Google allows you to use their search engine as compensation for helping them to improve their advertising model.

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    4. Re:Wut wut? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Noticeable LAG! On a free search engine?

      Google search is not free. Don't redefine the word free.

  53. The things I miss out on ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...using Noscript, RequestPolicy, Flashblock, Paper and Pen, Landline, Two cans tied together with a string.

  54. there, not here by AliasMarlowe · · Score: 1

    Not on google.com, google.fi, google.se, or google.co.uk, but it does appear on google.de (with Chrome and Firefox, but not with Opera).

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    1. Re:there, not here by pyrosine · · Score: 1

      I can confirm it is in fact on google.co.uk

    2. Re:there, not here by Stalks · · Score: 1

      Worked for me on http://www.google.co.uk/.

    3. Re:there, not here by jvillain · · Score: 1

      It hasn't done that for me at the English, German, .com or .ca site. I am running the latest firefox beta. It does hide every thing except for the main box and logo until I move the mouse though and then the other parts fade in.

  55. "RT" Search? by tjhayes · · Score: 1

    Would it really have been too difficult to type out the words "Real Time" Search, instead of "RT" in the title? Don't assume that your audience knows every acronym that you do.

    1. Re:"RT" Search? by adonoman · · Score: 1

      Real Time? Oh, that's disappointing, all this time I thought it was ray-traced! I was hoping for 3d results with awesome lighting and reflection effects.

  56. Ugh, real-time search by wcrowe · · Score: 1

    I suppose a lot of people like it, but I hate real-time search. It's like trying to carry on a conversation with someone who won't let you finish your sentences.

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    1. Re:Ugh, real-time search by SnowDog74 · · Score: 2, Informative

      It appears that you can toggle instant off and just use regular search.

    2. Re:Ugh, real-time search by thetoadwarrior · · Score: 1

      why does it matter. Just ignore it until you finish your sentence. If you're unsure how to word something the getting instant feedback is awesome.

    3. Re:Ugh, real-time search by wcrowe · · Score: 1

      I would like to ignore it, but sometimes it is not possible to ignore it. On some systems that allow RT searches, you have to wait on the system to return results for each character typed. This creates considerable lag time between the moment you pressed a key and when it appears on the screen.

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    4. Re:Ugh, real-time search by thetoadwarrior · · Score: 1

      Google does allow you to disable it so it's no big deal. TBH I only knew it was there because I tried looking one of their html5 doodles. It's just too easy to search from the browser to ever have to thinking about going to google's homepage.

    5. Re:Ugh, real-time search by wcrowe · · Score: 1

      Here is another reason why it matters. I noticed that they are doing RT search now. So I tried typing in something that would be innocuous, like "doggie" -- as if I were searching for doggie daycare. It automatically popped up a link to a video of two dogs having sex. This is what I mean. It pops up stuff that you have no interest in. I bet if I played with it, I could get it to pop up all sorts of inappropriate and NSFW stuff just by typing in perfectly innocent words.

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    6. Re:Ugh, real-time search by thetoadwarrior · · Score: 1

      Then disable it. It's a non-issue because you have have it either way.

  57. Re:difference? by PitaBred · · Score: 2, Insightful

    It's hard to ignore that? It's not like it significantly increases load times or changes, well, anything.

    If you just want results, why didn't you just type your query into the search box that's on every modern browser? You get to ignore the entire homepage!

    It's like you're just bitching because you can. Seriously... get over yourself.

  58. Re:difference? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Who uses the Google main page to launch searches anymore? Every browser I use lets me do it from the URL bar or a search box...

  59. Re:difference? by mcgrew · · Score: 1

    I saw that last night and thought "wow, Google's really got BALLS!"

  60. Google Instant is here by nmx · · Score: 2, Informative

    It's not turned on for everyone yet. But you can go here to force it on.

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  61. Huh? by Aphoxema · · Score: 1

    Google has a homepage?!

    I literally use Google every day, many, many times a day, but I haven't viewed www.google.com in... years? Even using Google Chrome I only view search results and stuff like Google Calendar or Gmail. Even still it seems that going to the homepage is pointless. Ironically, this means Google has grown beyond ubiquitous.

    Of course I miss out on all the cute, experimental stuff they do...

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    "Most people, I think, don't even know what a rootkit is, so why should they care about it?"
  62. Look at your history by CaseCrash · · Score: 1

    Look at all the crap that gets dumped in your history as searches that you didn't even type, but was what they suggested. I kind of liked it until I saw that.

    "No I wasn't looking up 'asian ass porn', i was looking up 'asian food' but that's what it found before i got to 'food'"

    --
    No, that link you posted to a web comic we've all seen a hundred times is not "obligatory."
    1. Re:Look at your history by thetoadwarrior · · Score: 1

      Does baby's diaper need changing?

  63. Works right now in Chrome by m2pc · · Score: 1

    If you try the google search engine in Chrome right now, the RT search is working, and it's awesome!!! I tried FF3.5 and IE8 and they still show the old "static" search ATM.

  64. Looks like by r3zurector · · Score: 0

    they couldn't wait. RT search is up and running ;)

  65. I don't care, I gave up on them by Stormwatch · · Score: 1

    I gave up on Google when they changed their image search into something that works far worse in every possible way, provided no way to set the old style as default, and ignored all the angry users protesting in their support forums.

    1. Re:I don't care, I gave up on them by thetoadwarrior · · Score: 1

      Yeah it's so awful now that you don't have to click the little numbers at the bottom to see more images or that they show you the image you were searching for straight away when clicking through. I'd suggest washing the sand out of your pussy and chilling out.

  66. Real Time search = creepy by ThatsNotPudding · · Score: 1

    Typing in the first two letters of a smallish but nearby town into Google search instantly returned the full name at the top of the list (I was not logged into Google). I'm hoping there is a way to shut this 'feature' off; if someone is reading over your shoulder (or logging), a typo or your past history might easily result in a firing / divorcing / knifing.

    1. Re:Real Time search = creepy by thetoadwarrior · · Score: 1

      old people, lol

  67. Re:difference? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If your computer is so slow that the Google doodles caused lag, why aren't you browsing with noscript or with Javascript disabled? I'd imagine most sites are too slow for you.

  68. Damned right. by Ungrounded+Lightning · · Score: 1

    Everything must be as boring as possible or it's not suitable for "professionals".

    According to the PHBs, that's damned right.

    Companies are paying their workers to use their attention on work. If that work happens to include Google searches and Google does things to distract them, it costs productivity.

    A SMALL amount of distraction may actually improve performance by breaking fixation and creating a moment of stress relief. But there's a happy medium and an excess is counterproductive.

    Or at least so sayeth the PHBs.

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    Bantam Dominique roosters crow a four-note song. Once you've heard it as "Happy BIRTHday" you can't NOT hear it that way