Swedes Cast Write-In Votes for SQL Injection, Donald Duck
An anonymous reader writes "The Swedish elections were held recently (the third Sunday of September to be exact) and it seems that a few people tried to interfere with the election by voting for parties which were in effect named to be SQL injection attacks or similar. Clever stuff! Little Bobby Tables in real life."
That wasn't the only oddity of the election; reader MZeroOne writes: "The Swedish Election Authority published the results of last Sunday's general election and even though the current prime minister retained power, the candidate who got the most individual handwritten votes was Disney's Donald Duck." Maybe the existence of the Hard Alcohol Party (237 votes) helps explain why the Pirate Party didn't have a better showing.
The 'Little Bobby Tables' reference:
"Exploits of a Mom"
http://xkcd.com/327/
Someday we'll hit the human carrying capacity. And the band will just play on.
Since a number of activists from the anti-software-patent movement joined the Pirate Party, including its first MEP (Christian Engström), I've been following its development closely and at some point even lent them a signature to support their participation in an election in my country (Germany), even though I ultimately didn't vote for them.
I've commented on the Pirate Party's failure to evolve into a serious political force. The EUobserver, an independent website covering European politics, published a streamlined version of my analysis. The original version goes into some more detail and appeared on my blog.
... sadly isn't what you'd think. They are antibooze-ists. Huge disappointment.
Translated homepage: http://translate.google.com/translate?hl=en&ie=UTF-8&sl=sv&tl=en&u=http://www.spritpartiet.se/&prev=_t&twu=1
On a separate note, other notable entities voted for were "Shit piss fuck cunt cocksucker motherfucker tits", and a silly javascript insertion attempt. Full data at http://www.val.se/val/val2010/handskrivna/handskrivna.skv
Seems to just reference itself. Clever but a bit of a waste. Or are they aiming for a stack overflow? Didn't seem to bother firefox here.
http://michaelsmith.id.au
Just to save others checking that,
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/EUobserver
The Donald Duck party is an all time favourite joke vote in Sweden, but it is actually a registered party. They promise free alcohol and wider sidewalks. They don't have a budget for voting slips, but write-in votes are valid (if spelt correctly). See http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Donald_Duck_Party
"Stop failing the Turing test!" -- Dilbert
According to the Swedish Election Authority's published hand written votes, Donald Duck got one vote and the Pirate Party got ~500.
Seriously? What is this, 1997? Who still writes code vulnerable to those?
Sweden, is a Nordic country on the Scandinavian Peninsula in Northern Europe.
. . . it really says a lot about the quality of the "serious" candidates. As in, none of them are worth voting for anyway, so why not vote for a joke candidate?
Schroedinger's Brexit: The UK is both in and out of the EU at the same time!
Please, Florian. I'm one of your secret fans (no, really :).
Still, I do feel uneasy about your straight backing of this wdespread misuse of piracy and property:
piracy:Kidnapping a ship in high seas, possibly endangering the lifes of crew and passengers can't be seriously associated with illegal copying of software. Granted, both is illegal. Still, if I threw a pie in your face (also illegal), it'd be wise not calling that "rape" or "murder". It's still nasty. It'd still your right to take me to court for that.
property:There's no such thing as intellectual property. There are copyrights, trademarks, patents; Those are restricted monopolies granted by the state. By analogy (and seemingly, for convenience) those are subsumed as "intellectual property rights". But there is a fraction (mainly desperate capital, trying to find new things to speculate on, since physical world doesn't grow exponentially, as one has come to expect of capital) which tries to make this chimaera of "intellectual property" more and more like "real property" (cf the never-ending copyright extension farce in the U.S. and elsewhere; cf. patent trolls, which trade and speculate in "intellectual property" as others trade in real estate, etc.).
Those who know better have to be critical of this language. And I know that you know better.
Remember: language kills
I didn't understand the headline nor the summary...
Meanwhile, the neo-Nazi Sweden Democrats won 5.7% of the vote, 20 seats, giving them the balance of power.
Thanks for the joke votes. Your apathy just gave actual Nazis a say in parliament.
so, in order to to maintain taxation without representation..... they must FUDge the already phony #s over&over. phewww. that's how we feel. that's US. most of us anyway. it's quite doubtful any 'pirates' could out do our own fauxking murder & mayhem system.
the search (for one honest/selfless person) continues;
google.com/search?hl=en&source=hp&q=weather+manipulation
google.com/search?hl=en&source=hp&q=bush+cheney+wolfowitz+rumsfeld+wmd+blair+obama+weather+authors
meanwhile (as it may take a while longer to finish wrecking this place); the corepirate nazi illuminati is always hunting that patch of red on almost everyones' neck. if they cannot find yours (greed, fear ego etc...) then you can go starve. that's their (slippery/slimy) 'platform' now. see also: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Antisocial_personality_disorder
never a better time to consult with/trust in our creators. the lights are coming up rapidly all over now. see you there?
greed, fear & ego (in any order) are unprecedented evile's primary weapons. those, along with deception & coercion, helps most of us remain (unwittingly?) dependent on its' life0cidal hired goons' agenda. most of our dwindling resources are being squandered on the 'wars', & continuation of the billionerrors stock markup FraUD/pyramid schemes. nobody ever mentions the real long term costs of those debacles in both life & any notion of prosperity for us, or our children. not to mention the abuse of the consciences of those of us who still have one, & the terminal damage to our atmosphere (see also: manufactured 'weather', hot etc...). see you on the other side of it? the lights are coming up all over now. the fairytail is winding down now. let your conscience be your guide. you can be more helpful than you might have imagined. we now have some choices. meanwhile; don't forget to get a little more oxygen on your brain, & look up in the sky from time to time, starting early in the day. there's lots going on up there.
"The current rate of extinction is around 10 to 100 times the usual background level, and has been elevated above the background level since the Pleistocene. The current extinction rate is more rapid than in any other extinction event in earth history, and 50% of species could be extinct by the end of this century. While the role of humans is unclear in the longer-term extinction pattern, it is clear that factors such as deforestation, habitat destruction, hunting, the introduction of non-native species, pollution and climate change have reduced biodiversity profoundly.' (wiki)
"I think the bottom line is, what kind of a world do you want to leave for your children," Andrew Smith, a professor in the Arizona State University School of Life Sciences, said in a telephone interview. "How impoverished we would be if we lost 25 percent of the world's mammals," said Smith, one of more than 100 co-authors of the report. "Within our lifetime hundreds of species could be lost as a result of our own actions, a frightening sign of what is happening to the ecosystems where they live," added Julia Marton-Lefevre, IUCN director general. "We must now set clear targets for the future to reverse this trend to ensure that our enduring legacy is not to wipe out many of our closest relatives."--
"The wealth of the universe is for me. Every thing is explicable and practical for me .... I am defeated all the time; yet to victory I am born." --emerson
no need to confuse 'religion' with being a spiritual being. our soul purpose here is to care for one another. failing that, we're simply passing through (excess baggage) being distracted/consumed by the guaranteed to fail illusionary trappings of man'kind'. & recently (about 10,000 years ago) it was determined that hoarding & excess by a few, resulted in negative consequences for all.
consult with/trust in your creators. providing more than enough of everything for everyone (without any distracting/spiritdead personal g
I'd like to see their reaction one day when they somehow get enough people to write-in an idea/patent/cartoon character/medical condition into office. Maybe no one will be laughing then.
Psoriasis for Prime Minister in 2050.
It's telling that you doubt they ever had the "desire" to become a serious political force. That shows what impression they created. But their founder, Rick Falkvinge, said repeatedly in recent years that Swedish elections usually have a close outcome between the left wing and the right wing and his game plan was to make it into parliament so that the Pirate Party would then be able to tip the scales in favor of either left or right, subject to concessions on intellectual property policy by whomever they would ultimately support. Being the decisive small part that determines who governs a country was a pretty serious plan, I would say.
There are banks, hospitals, utilities and other institutions that don't take kindly to change. These institutions have ancient (as in I ran across a piece of code that was written when I was in diapers) legacy systems running key functionality that many people's everyday lives depend on. If you ever had to take a look at any of the code for these legacy systems it would frighten you, but what is more frightening is that most of these institutions have an "if it's not broken don't fix it" mentality so don't expect modern security issues to be addressed in a lot of these legacy systems anytime soon.
I think the invisible hand of the market has its middle finger extended
--A wise old fart named SC0RN
Yeah! The reason our party didn't do better is there are too many other parties! They oughta outlaw the other parties! There should just be one party, our party ! Maybe we could have some kind of way of forcing peole to join our party, I don't know, some little groups called soviets!
Vegetables vote now?
Now tell us about Norway, Finland, and Denmark.
Do it without looking at Wikipedia first.
I don't think 237 votes would have increased the Pirate Party's tally to any significant degree... How many millions of voters does Sweden have?
Down in the noise is down in the noise.
Am I part of the core demographic for Swedish Fish?
From the Norm MacDonald Show, Laurie's concession speech:
"I'd like to congratulate the winners who got more votes than I did, write-in candidates Mickey Mouse and pornstar Wendy Whoopers."
what is this europe you speak of?
is it some sort of territory somehow unincorporated into the american union for some ungodly reason?
do they eat their own babies there?
intellectual property law is philosophically incoherent. it is your moral duty to ignore it or sabotage it
"from the anybody-but-pirate-party dept."
Did you really go there? "but pirate?" .... yeah I know it's butt.....
still....
Uhh, The Finnish may as well be Russians, Norway is that other country up there nobody cares about and WTF is Denmark? (Im joking everyone)
That brings me to an interesting point, / . is just "the ramblings of socially-inept, technology-literate news-mongers".
Uhh, The Finnish may as well be Russians, Norway is that other country up there nobody cares about and WTF is Denmark? (Im joking everyone)
Denmark? Well Horatio, it smells kinda rotten.
They were the first swedish authority to get ISO 27001 certified http://www.isoguiden.com/ResultHit.aspx?compId=C2804905___________&compName=val I know it doesn't make them immune against attacks...
That's just brilliant.
1. Write in the hack as the "name" of your candidate
2. Slackworker dutifully types it into...what might be an SQL database
3. Hack takes effect.
4. ???
5. etc.
(-1: Post disagrees with my already-settled worldview) is not a valid mod option.
It's kind of like calling a marijuana legalization party the "Getting Really Fucked Up On Drugs Party."
There was a time when "democracy" referred to mob rule, and "democratic party" was an insult. Even the Democratic Republican Party, which grew into today's Democratic Party, preferred to be called "Republican" at the start.
Whether you agree with it or not, environmentalism is a fairly coherent, holistic philosophy.
Is freedom of expression likewise "a fairly coherent, holistic philosophy"?
You probably shouldn't tell any finns that they "may as well be Russians", that's the kind of thing that will earn you a swift stabbing in Finland...
Greylisting is to SMTP as NAT is to IPv4
I was just kidding. Im sure the Finnish make fun of Americans too.
That brings me to an interesting point, / . is just "the ramblings of socially-inept, technology-literate news-mongers".
In Florida, like most US states, we have a few votes from convicted felons and a few votes from graveyards. Apparently convicted felons are five times more likely to vote than the dead. It is a shock that nobody has complained about the strong odors the dead must cast off while in the voting booths.
I'm betting the Finns make sure the Americans aren't onry drunk as skunks rednecks with attitude problems and puke on their boots before they make fun of them (to their faces).
With Finns it's a safe bet they are all of the above.
Tread lightly.
Don't call them Ruskys to their faces.
They have a history.
When they fight the Russians winter is on _their_ side.
John McAfee 'It was like that time I hired that Bangkok prostitute; to do my taxes, while I fucked my accountant'
This has got to be one of the stupider stories, assuming you discard Anonymous Coward's posts, that I have seen on Slashdot in quite awhile.
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Linux: Yesterday's technology, tomorrow
Yes, Finnish are well known for being funny - it is even recognised in Janne Ahonen's wikipedia entry:
One of Ahonen's trademark features is his apparent lack of emotion when competing, as he is rarely seen smiling, even when celebrating on the podium. This has prompted the German press to conceive him nickname "The Mask".