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Genetically Altering Trees To Sequester More Carbon

An anonymous reader writes "Forests of genetically altered trees and other plants could sequester several billion tons of carbon from the atmosphere each year and so help ameliorate global warming, according to estimates published in the October issue of BioScience. The study, by researchers at Lawrence Berkeley National Laboratory and Oak Ridge National Laboratory, outlines a variety of strategies (PDF) for augmenting the processes that plants use to sequester carbon dioxide from the air and convert it into long-lived forms of carbon, first in vegetation and ultimately in soil."

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  1. What happens .. by Idimmu+Xul · · Score: 1

    When we've turned all the carbon in to trees?

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    1. Re:What happens .. by Penguinisto · · Score: 2, Insightful

      It'll eventually (in a few million years) end up being some really bad-assed coal?

      It does bring up a point, though - for a movement that utterly detests genetically-modifying things like food, I wonder how the overly-eco crowd will react to genetically modified trees... 'course, I'm thinking they'll just turn around and complain that humanity should instead modify its own behavior.

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    2. Re:What happens .. by TheKidWho · · Score: 2, Insightful

      A global ice age hits the planet resulting in the death of the trees. Once the temperature becomes low enough and CO2 is allowed to build up in the atmosphere after millions of years, vegetation growth and the effects of the CO2 build up will end the ice age. This has happened before and it will happen again.

    3. Re:What happens .. by DamienRBlack · · Score: 2, Funny

      When we've turned all the carbon in to trees?

      The human body has a large amount of carbon. Long story short, the trees will start hungering for us!

    4. Re:What happens .. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      We burn the trees, get some energy, releasing the carbon back into the air
      then have Al Gore make another movie of course.

    5. Re:What happens .. by FooAtWFU · · Score: 1

      Burn the trees!

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    6. Re:What happens .. by Peach+Rings · · Score: 1

      Should catalytic converters be declared illegal?

      Carbon levels are dropping dangerously low, warn climate scientists. But should catalytic converters be banned outright?

      "Preposterous," says conservative senator Bert Glanstron. "The government cannot foot the bill for removing all of those converters. The private sector must produce its own emerging technologies to boost carbon dioxide levels in the atmosphere before any damage is done."

      Some conservatives claim that humans cannot significantly damage worldwide carbon levels, but the scientific consensus seems to be against them.

    7. Re:What happens .. by FriendlyLurker · · Score: 4, Funny

      ... 'course, I'm thinking they'll just turn around and complain that humanity should instead modify its own behavior.

      I for one am ready to pay my air breathing tax to Monsanto.

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      To predict your monthly PAYE tax, please enter: "Total lung capacity (TLC) is measured by adding together Inspiratory Reserve Volume (IRV), Tidal Volume (Vt), Expiratory Reserve Volume (ERV), and Residual Volume (RV) to come up with the formula, TLC=IRV + Vt + ERV + RV. Tidal Volume is the amount of air normally inhaled or exhaled. Inspiratory Reserve Volume is the amount of additional air that could be inhaled in order to completely fill up the lungs." Please enter these values from you spirometer readings, along with your age, weight, and physical condition - then hit next.

    8. Re:What happens .. by smallfries · · Score: 1

      That, and a primitive form of fusion would be all that is required to turn us into 9V batteries.

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    9. Re:What happens .. by TheKidWho · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Catalytic converters take the toxic products of unburned fuel and convert them into CO2 + H2O + N2... If we want more CO2, the last thing we need to do is ban Catalytic converters...

    10. Re:What happens .. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, it will be a very oxygen rich atmosphere, making us happy!, happy!! happy!!!. And then some asshole will light a cigar, and booom! A giant fireball. Got admit, it's a flashy way to go.

    11. Re:What happens .. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The comment you are talking about was posted 5 minutes before yours. Gotcha, loser! (and no, I'm not Dutchmaan)

    12. Re:What happens .. by PaulMeigh · · Score: 4, Funny

      Pretty sure I'm below average on all of those metrics. Finally it pays off to be a smoker.

    13. Re:What happens .. by commodore64_love · · Score: 1

      Or non-athletic - being nonactive I produce far less CO2 than those jocks.

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    14. Re:What happens .. by commodore64_love · · Score: 1

      Yeah but if there's no sunlight, what do you feed the batteries... I mean humans.

      "Dead bodies."

      And what happens when you run-out of dead bodies in ~20 years time?

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    15. Re:What happens .. by FatdogHaiku · · Score: 1

      When we've turned all the carbon in to trees?

      The human body has a large amount of carbon. Long story short, the trees will start hungering for us!

      Billy! BILLY!! You get yur ass outta that nanotube tree right this minute! What's wrong with you boy, you know that dang thing done et your brother Bobby two years ago!

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    16. Re:What happens .. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When we've turned all the carbon in to trees?

      Well, I guess you could burn a tree if you needed some carbon.

    17. Re:What happens .. by jasmusic · · Score: 1

      Simple, this lures them into a trap. And so you reveal that they would rather be slaveowners telling people what to do, than to exercise actual concern about the environment. Though this is puzzling why I don't hear a peep out of the eco-crowd about the volumes of junk mail we receive.

    18. Re:What happens .. by haruchai · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Yes, humanity absolutely should modify its own behavior. The perils and pitfalls of our way of life have been known for a long time. Anyone who wants to claim ignorance can cry me a river. I made the decision to change my ways over 20 years ago and, yes, it did absolutely fucking suck - for about 3 months.
      After that, it just becomes part of day to day living - no big fucking deal.

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    19. Re:What happens .. by fluffy99 · · Score: 1

      Catalytic converters take the toxic products of unburned fuel and convert them into CO2 + H2O + N2... If we want more CO2, the last thing we need to do is ban Catalytic converters...

      Except that creating those catalytic converters has other, potentially greater, environmental impacts by way of mining the toxic metals and the industrial pollution in their manufacture. Most modern engines run pretty clean nowadays anyways so they are not as beneficial as they once were.

    20. Re:What happens .. by eleuthero · · Score: 1

      During exercise, sure. But physically active humans are more efficient at processing and use of oxygen. I would like to see what actual numbers are involved with this and whether an at rest "jock" is going to be using more air than an at rest smoking couch potato. From a relative's experience with extreme obesity, he requires so much oxygen just to remain seated doing nothing that he is at the max mechanical limit for oxygen delivery (via an O2 tank). He is sucking in enough oxygen that you or I would end up with oxygen toxicity as a result of breathing in what he breathes. I assume that CO2 production follows his inhalation of O2 (though I expect a lot of it is not exhaled as he has severe health issues and has to undergo transfusion, etc. from time to time).

    21. Re:What happens .. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      (Score:0, Troll)

      Should be Funny, not Troll. Learn to moderate.

      Yes, because the local idiot says so!

    22. Re:What happens .. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So say we all.

    23. Re:What happens .. by cj_nologic · · Score: 1

      It'll eventually (in a few million years) end up being some really bad-assed coal?

      It does bring up a point, though - for a movement that utterly detests genetically-modifying things like food, I wonder how the overly-eco crowd will react to genetically modified trees... 'course, I'm thinking they'll just turn around and complain that humanity should instead modify its own behavior.

      Er - yes. Much the same way as the doctor tells the alcoholic to stop drinking or he'll die horribly, or the smoker about the dangers of lung cancer.

      The difference is, in the case of environmental destruction, the behaviour of individuals has far-reaching consequences beyond their own mortality.

    24. Re:What happens .. by Jartan · · Score: 1

      It won't happen and many countries would actively use violence to oppose any attempts to cause it to happen. I'm not so sure the average American wouldn't use violence to oppose any sort of "behavior modification" as well. Knowing that pushing for it is just stupid. Technological solutions are the only way.

    25. Re:What happens .. by oldhack · · Score: 1

      That's right. You have to repent, god damn it, repent is what you must do, you dirty infidels.

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    26. Re:What happens .. by haruchai · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The fact that they use violence doesn't mean they'll succeed. Those who lack vision, which is most of humanity, fear change. That doesn't mean we must kowtow to them simply because they may turn violent and have superior numbers.
      Techno solutions play a part but are NOT and will NEVER be the only answer. We've used tech solutions on our biggest problems and there is always a significant drawback which takes years or generations to overcome.
      The use of petroleum vastly improved the human condition, but the side effects of burning vast amounts as fuel has given us a challenge that may fundamentally alter the planet. Where our energy usage is concerned, I've seen numerous studies and articles that demonstrate that the single most effective way to get a 40% reduction in household energy use is through a change in habits. To think that we can invent our way out of every problem without altering the way we live is frankly, idiotic.

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    27. Re:What happens .. by walshy007 · · Score: 1

      Or people could.. you know... stop having so many children?

      Hell have a nuclear war with nukes that get most of their energy from fusion, nice and clean, should eliminate a fair chunk of the population and thusly their overall effect on the environment (sarcasm)

      Those who lack vision, which is most of humanity, fear change.

      People do what they need to do to survive, and then to be comfortable. And it is ironic that most of the greens seem to be heavily against any kind of modern nuclear power program... which ironically would create both less carbon dioxide AND less radiation than burning coal.

      The greens themselves fear change more than anyone else, hell the whole reason global warming was changed to 'climate change' was because overall the earth was cooling. In the end if they had their way we'd all be living off our own land to minimize our footprint on the earth like we did hundreds of years ago.

      I agree that people should do what they can to minimize their impact on things, but the only way to ensure that behaviour from people is to make it the easiest route to do without changing their habits.

      I'd rather people use twice the energy when coming from greatly cleaner sources than demanding everyone reduce their energy use by mandate.

    28. Re:What happens .. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Especially since up until recently with the invention of a lean capture Catalytic Converter. The car had to run near a stoichiometric mixture inorder to work effectively which has prevented any attempts a lean burn engine. Also this one of the reason diesel don't have traditional cats because they are lean burn engines.

    29. Re:What happens .. by ultranova · · Score: 1

      When we've turned all the carbon in to trees?

      Burn them for power, thus releasing the carbon back into the atmosphere and starting the cycle anew.

      Green plants are basically self-assembling solar collectors.

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    30. Re:What happens .. by ultranova · · Score: 1

      I made the decision to change my ways over 20 years ago and, yes, it did absolutely fucking suck - for about 3 months.

      And then you changed back, as evidenced by you wasting power to post your rants on Slashdot.

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    31. Re:What happens .. by shentino · · Score: 1

      And why shouldn't we?

      We only really started getting worried about global warming when it started causing floods and such from icecap meltings. You know, things that actually affect us.

      People are selfish bastards and are not going to care about anything but themselves. All this green whoop de haw is nothing but rubbish because nobody really cares, and if it costs them to fix the earth they sure as hell won't do it unless someone forces them. It's simply too profitable to exploit the earth when you're not the one paying the bills for it.

      The sad thing is that we really do care but don't know it yet. Years down the line when we drive our planet to breaking point and wind up dying off in a sick planet, we're going to look back at our ancestors and curse them for leaving us a rotten inheritance.

      Unfortunately, those ancestors are us in the present day, and we're too busy partying hard and leaving fat corpses to see our (great)*grandchildren suffering in the future.

    32. Re:What happens .. by shentino · · Score: 1

      Man I would hate to be on the wrong side of a broken firmware update on that one...

    33. Re:What happens .. by haruchai · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I would love to see someone invent the Shipstone tomorrow but I'm also mindful of the fact that 40 years ago, fusion was supposed to be only 10 years away. Mandate isn't necessarily a bad thing as it can cause a rapid shift. It would be dreadfully ironic if China ends up ahead of the West in energy efficiency and renewable resources simply because they can do things by mandate.
      I'm not sure why you resist people changing habits if they are bad ones. But, that aside, it doesn't have to be one or the other. We're told to eat better, exercise more, etc but doctors and researchers haven't stopped looking for cures.

      As for nuclear, the cost has now become exorbitant and it takes such a long time to get from breaking ground to generating power. And what about the waste?
      I'm not dead-set against it but the design, the amount of waste produced and the sticker (shock!) price are why I'm hesitant to support although I don't activele oppose it.

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    34. Re:What happens .. by haruchai · · Score: 1

      Since ranting on Slashdot was one of only several things I was doing online, I consider multitasking an efficient use of energy.

      According to my power meter, the 4yr old laptop I'm ranting on is using 25 watts while running my usual programs.

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    35. Re:What happens .. by walshy007 · · Score: 1

      I should note the first part of my prior posting wasn't suggesting fusion as a power source, but as clean nuclear weapons (such as the tsar bomba) in sarcasm.

      I'm not sure why you resist people changing habits if they are bad ones.

      The problem lies in who decides how much energy consumption is a bad habit? and how do you rate energy consumption for the work that gets done for the consumed energy. If I'm using a constant 3kw of power for my cluster to do scientific research is that ok but if I'm rendering a 3d animated movie it is not? then what of those people who game on their machines, they aren't achieving anything useful to society by doing so but still chewing energy.

      Who would you or anyone else for that matter be to decide what is a 'worthy' expenditure of energy.

      And what about the waste?

      Fast breeder reactors make no high radiation waste, as if it's radioactive enough it gets fed back in to be used as fuel, what isn't radioactive enough to be used as fuel is considered waste.

      On a side note I highly recommend you check out just how much radioactive materials gets pumped into the atmosphere by burning coal. I'd rather have a small amount of low hazard material in drums than more radioactive stuff in the air, but that's just me.

      I'm not dead-set against it but the design, the amount of waste produced and the sticker (shock!) price.

      With waste a non-issue in modern designs, it comes down to designing the things and cost. Designs can be bought or contracted from countries that have kept up with more modern advances such as japan and the biggest problem with cost is more the stigma in most places from greens about having a nuclear power station anywhere in the same state as them.

      They pay for themselves over the decades, but few companies will be willing to invest that much in infrastructure unless they can be guaranteed they won't be caught up by something silly as long as they follow legislation.

      Nobody wants to be the guy with an $xxx million awesome power station just completed when the government says, no you can't use it because these people don't want nuclear in their back yard.

    36. Re:What happens .. by haruchai · · Score: 1

      I've also heard that another problem with nuclear reactors is that insurance companies don't like them - I guess that may be an image problem but I would have thought that the sober types that make up the actuarial discipline wouldn't be swayed.

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    37. Re:What happens .. by haruchai · · Score: 1

      According to some reports from the Rocky Mountain Institute, a number of countries and companies have achieved steady and spectacular improvements in energy efficiency while saving or making money, without legislation forcing them to change, just dollars and sense.
      So, how can we make that work for the end-user? Do electricity rates in North America typically reflect the true cost(s) of power? The interesting thing about the electric bill I get is that there are other cost that don't usually get reported but since most are tied to consumption, then the less energy I use the more I save, which wouldn't necessarily be the case with fixed costs.

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    38. Re:What happens .. by ultranova · · Score: 1

      Since ranting on Slashdot was one of only several things I was doing online, I consider multitasking an efficient use of energy.

      Of course you do. It's something you like to do, so it's an effective use of energy rather than wasting it for frivolous entertainment. And the same is true of everyone else: whatever they like doing is necessary and efficient, it's always someone else who wastes power. That's why lowering energy usage per person is simply not going to happen.

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    39. Re:What happens .. by AC-x · · Score: 1

      Don't worry, respiration is carbon neutral

    40. Re:What happens .. by haruchai · · Score: 1

      Never say never. As my grandmother used to say, those who don't learn easy will learn hard.
      Perhaps we will invent the ultimate clean power source but after 40 years of promises, it's still just around the corner.
      If that doesn't happen, then the power spendthrifts will be forced to tighten their belts.
      A friend of mine is a student of Conflict Theory and believes that change will only come as a result of catastrophe.
      I certainly hope he's wrong.

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    41. Re:What happens .. by omfgnosis · · Score: 1

      Yeah, recognizing destructive behavior and changing it is way stupider than trying to fundamentally change the way a planet naturally maintains equilibrium. Damn those ecoterrorists for wanting to address existing problems at their roots, rather than create new problems with far-reaching consequences.

  2. attack of the killer tomatoes by socsoc · · Score: 1

    Do not want. I've seen Attack of the Killer Tomatoes. Just imagine what pissing off the trees would do? It'll makes Avatar (err, I mean the original... Ferngully), seem like nothing.

    1. Re:attack of the killer tomatoes by Joce640k · · Score: 1

      No Treebeard reference...? Ents are scary!

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  3. Subjective perspective exaggerated by Dutchmaan · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Yes by all means let's genetically alter tree's instead of changing our own behavior! There's just something more than a little wrong with, we can't change our own behavior so lets change the world around us so it can take our abuse more effectively!

    1. Re:Subjective perspective exaggerated by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes by all means let's genetically alter tree's instead of changing our own behavior! [ ... ] we can't change our own behavior so lets change the world around us [ ... ]

      Dunno. Seems like a perfectly alright solution to me ...

    2. Re:Subjective perspective exaggerated by sakdoctor · · Score: 3, Insightful

      We? Our?

      Animal species use resources right up to the limit, even when detrimental to all, because they don't have the ability to do otherwise. On the group scale, humans are exactly that intelligent, so I'm not sure what you expect.

    3. Re:Subjective perspective exaggerated by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      What are you suggesting, that we revert to a medieval lifestyle? I think I prefer a planet with iPods and genetically altered trees.

    4. Re:Subjective perspective exaggerated by Councilor+Hart · · Score: 3, Insightful

      We should change our behaviour, but also scrub the atmosphere from the carbon we dumped in it over the last 150 years.

    5. Re:Subjective perspective exaggerated by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So you oppose agriculture and want us to live in caves? That's altering our world to more easily feed ourselves. I can see objecting to this on the grounds of not being able to do this on a large enough scale to matter, but we alter our environment to live more easily all the time and have since we discovered fire or how to build huts (not really sure which came first).

    6. Re:Subjective perspective exaggerated by dubbreak · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      We should change our behaviour, but also scrub the atmosphere from the carbon we dumped in it over the last 150 years.

      True, but genetically modified trees as the answer?

      Why not plant something that captures more carbon naturally like.. I dunno.. hemp? You know the plant that can be used for textiles, paper, oil etc.

      Of course that would compete with the cotton industry.. and you couldn't have that. Just as you couldn't have sugar compete with corn production (even if the over-usage of HFCS is negatively affecting your population).

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    7. Re:Subjective perspective exaggerated by dh003i · · Score: 1

      You do know that most of the oxygen we breathe in comes from algae, right? In other words, trees simply aren't necessary *on that ground* at all.

    8. Re:Subjective perspective exaggerated by Ozlanthos · · Score: 2

      Adjusting our behavior is necessary due to the fact that other species do not threaten the existence of ALL OTHER SPECIES in their pursuit of survival. In all other cases, the survival of a species is contingent on the survival of other species. In the case of humans, because we can supplant the necessity to ensure the survival of other species in order to ensure our own, we often disregard this necessity, making our pursuits our "only" concern. This trait ensures that before too much longer there will only be us, and our "net loss" pursuits here on earth. The way to avoid this is to attempt a more symbiotic relationship with other species (ie attempting to make that which enhances our lives, enhance the ability of other species to exist)...something we as a species are entirely too self-absorbed, and conceited to do.

      -Oz

    9. Re:Subjective perspective exaggerated by Moniker3 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      There's absolutely nothing wrong with that. All animals modify their environments for their own benefit. We're just better at it than everyone else. Which is why we win.

    10. Re:Subjective perspective exaggerated by commodore64_love · · Score: 1, Interesting

      >>>We should change our behaviour,

      Yes. Have less babies. I calculated that if we limited ourselves to just 1 baby per family, US population would drop from 320 to 50 million within 80 years. Fewer people == approximately 1/5th less CO2 released to the air

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    11. Re:Subjective perspective exaggerated by rm999 · · Score: 1

      I think the point of sequestering carbon in plants is that you *don't* kill them, because then the carbon will eventually be released back into the atmosphere - plant material is biodegradable.

    12. Re:Subjective perspective exaggerated by kurzweilfreak · · Score: 1, Troll

      Well, we've only been changing our environment to suit our own behavior since the first caveman started chipping rocks to make the first primitive tools. We call that "technology". If you'd like to go back to before that, I believe you're quite welcome to. But don't half-ass it, go all the way with it, k?

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    13. Re:Subjective perspective exaggerated by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes by all means let's genetically alter tree's instead of changing our own behavior! There's just something more than a little wrong with, we can't change our own behavior so lets change the world around us so it can take our abuse more effectively!

      Let's be optimistic here, it's an awesome idea if you face it. Changing human behaviour isn't going to happen, besides isn't it already too late? Let's be optimistic people! :3

    14. Re:Subjective perspective exaggerated by thesandtiger · · Score: 1

      I agree 110%! Instead of changing our environment to suit our needs, we should stop using tools all together. No houses; caves were fine for great^nth grandma and pa, they're fine for us! No fire, no cooking, no agriculture, no domestication of animals, definitely no medicines or vaccines, no clothes, no nothing.

      Or, instead of being alarmist, we can try to modify our behavior (knowing full well that only some people will do so) while also using that big glob of gray goo in our heads to find ways to compensate for those who don't change their behavior. Even better, maybe we'll learn some new and interesting things that will help us in ways we currently can't even imagine.

      I'll leave off with this quote:

      The reasonable man adapts to his environment; the unreasonable man seeks to adapt his environment to himself; all progress is made by unreasonable men.

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    15. Re:Subjective perspective exaggerated by haruchai · · Score: 1

      Which we partly by reforestation using Mother Nature's own trees instead of the Monsanto Ents.

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    16. Re:Subjective perspective exaggerated by joshier · · Score: 1

      Win? Not to sound a bit pessimistic but at the rate we are changing our environment "for our own good" will have us all eradicated in a very short term.

    17. Re:Subjective perspective exaggerated by Rockoon · · Score: 3, Interesting

      In the case of humans, because we can supplant the necessity to ensure the survival of other species in order to ensure our own, we often disregard this necessity, making our pursuits our "only" concern. This trait ensures that before too much longer there will only be us [citation needed], and our "net loss" pursuits here on earth.

      Hell, I don't even think that you believe this shit. I think that you just like repeating it because you think the act of repeating it says something good about your character.

      When you put character above intelligence it is a shallow, transparent, character. The only people you can possibly impress with this shit are people that don't care if what you say is stupid or not.. the kind of people that just want to fit in with a crowd of morons.

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    18. Re:Subjective perspective exaggerated by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, just try to get the catholics on board. Every sperm is sacred, you know.

    19. Re:Subjective perspective exaggerated by dunkelfalke · · Score: 1

      You do know that trees not only eat carbon dioxide and produce oxygen, but also stop the wind and prevent soil erosion, right?
      In other words, without trees fertile land becomes steppe or even desert.

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    20. Re:Subjective perspective exaggerated by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Didn't the police kill you when you held those people hostage at the Discovery Channel?

    21. Re:Subjective perspective exaggerated by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What happens in the future when fossil fuels are used less and less; either due to lack of availability or advances in other energy sources, resulting in way less CO2 emissions? How would we deal with all of these trees that are now going to be removing too much CO2 from the air?

    22. Re:Subjective perspective exaggerated by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That you can't change human behavior significantly has been demonstrated time and again, much to the chagrin of various types of Utopians.
      I suggest you learn to live with this fact, and stop knocking those who propose solutions that account for it.

    23. Re:Subjective perspective exaggerated by Ironhandx · · Score: 0, Troll

      I very nearly yelled out loud just now "WHERE ARE MY MOD POINTS!".

      Short, concise, and deadly accurate in describing the majority of the idiots who spout this sort of crap. Thank you.

      They claim to want to rise above our natures when in reality they're just falling prey to the same nature by wanting to fit in with that particular "group". Personally I would like them to all fit in with that group, and all wear badges to identify themselves. I would also like them all to please go through this lovely little glowing chamber that will make them feel a little warm. Theres 100% eco-friendly ice cream on the other side!

      What? Why does it make you feel warm? Don't worry, its just a trick of the rad- er, I mean, new recently discovered ecological processes happening. Its subtly altering your body to benefit all of humanity.

    24. Re:Subjective perspective exaggerated by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, good luck with that. You might succeed in "reducing the birth rate" by ensuring people live in cities (population sinks) rather than the countryside (population sources), and increasing the level of female education, but by and large anything that proposes "changing human behaviour" needs to be dismissed out of hand. In general you need to look at what you want to achieve and get there without the step "magically transform people into something they are not". You need to also realise that the USA is not the world, or even a particularly big part of it.

    25. Re:Subjective perspective exaggerated by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      One cannot modify tree DNA fast enough to keep up with the mankind's destruction of forests.

    26. Re:Subjective perspective exaggerated by Patch86 · · Score: 1

      It's fine as long as you expect it to last.

      Timber is a great way of storing carbon- you grown the stuff into trees, use the trees to make houses, furniture, novelty ornaments, etc., and then expect those objects to last for decades. The population sems to keep on growing, so there's a big demand for the stuff. When it wears out (and so goes to the great biodegradation pit in the sky) it gets replaced with more timber. It's obviously not a limitless way of storing carbon, but it is a good way of tieing up a good chunk of the stuff.

      Mind you, if you just...ahem...burn the hemp, you're not really storing much of anything at all.

    27. Re:Subjective perspective exaggerated by Patch86 · · Score: 1

      China's been trying that one for 30 years. It hasn't exactly worked so far- 3 decades since implementation and population continues to rise year-on-year by millions. Good luck reducing the population by 270 million people in only 50 years more.

      A two-child policy would be a little more tolerable, and would still result in a shrinking population (seeing as not all babies will have a full 2 children of their own, thanks to homosexuality, inferitility, early death, etc.). Would be a less extreme upheaval of demographics, too.

      You'd have a hard enough time selling even that much to your general electorate, though.

    28. Re:Subjective perspective exaggerated by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Great, you start first, you and your entire family should stop breeding as soon as possible.

    29. Re:Subjective perspective exaggerated by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Firstly, your math is wrong. Almost everyone currently alive will be dead in 80 years, true, but seem to be counting as if people breed and then instantly die, which is silly; the next generation will only be 60-70, 80 years from now. That generation alone starts as about 50 million people (and that's a LOW estimate), which will have 25 million children and 12.5 million grandchildren and 6.25 million great-grandchildren. Assume half of that first new generation dies, and we get 25 + 25 + 12.5 + 6.25 = 68.75 million.

      Secondly, you forgot that the US accepts a lot of immigrants, naturalizing about a million as new citizens every year. Well, damn, that's 80 million more (maybe 40 million of which will be dead in 80 years since many come in older to begin with). Let's also say only 60 million of them have kids (because many came in older), that adds 30 million kids. Let's say 20 million of the first gen are old enough to have their own kids, that's 15 million grandkids. There'll be some grandkids too, but we're already up to 40 million immigrants still alive + maybe 20 million first gen still alive + 15 million second gen and I'm leaving out the third gen, that's 75 million more people, giving us a total US population still over 145 million.

      Thirdly, not even China successfully enforced a One Child policy, even with low divorce rates and forced abortion and sterilization. And now they're loosening it after only one full generation of enforcement. Honestly, in the west, people are going to want to count a divorce and remarriage as another new family eligible for one more child, meaning that instead of 1 child per two people it may be something more like 1.2 children per two people.

      Fourth, it's meaningless unless you can enforce it on enough of the world to bring the entire world's birth rate below replacement. Otherwise all you've done is change some local demographic balances without denting the global total. Notice the immigration figures above outnumber the children by existing citizens? It's also meaningless if you don't get the entire world to stick to it for a good century or so. One good population boom sets your plan back decades; we've gone from 2 billion to nearly 7 billion in one century and a 2->7 jump can happen again.

    30. Re:Subjective perspective exaggerated by dh003i · · Score: 1

      That isn't what is under consideration here. This article is talking about the function trees provide in creating oxygen. To the extent that we need trees to prevent soil erosion and wind, we can plant them. I'm sure they could even be -- gasp -- genetically engineered to do that better.

      There is nothing objectionable about us bending the world to better suit our needs. Contrary to environmentalists, the entire history of capitalism demonstrates an ability to do more with less: e.g., less land can produce more food.

    31. Re:Subjective perspective exaggerated by Barrinmw · · Score: 1

      We start forest fires. Doesn't seem that difficult of a solution.

    32. Re:Subjective perspective exaggerated by Barrinmw · · Score: 1

      And 100 years ago they were asking where are we going to put all the horse shit. Technology changes the world and that technology gets better all the time.

    33. Re:Subjective perspective exaggerated by Barrinmw · · Score: 1

      In the United States, over the past 100 years the forests have been growing faster than we cut them down.

    34. Re:Subjective perspective exaggerated by fyoder · · Score: 1

      Hows about genetically engineered super carbon capturing hemp? Or lichen, as presented in Kim Stanley Robinson's Forty Signs of Rain trilogy. Or perhaps all of the above, none are mutually exclusive. The problem with trees is that they take time to grow, and in the meantime, it would be good to have something that grows more quickly.

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    35. Re:Subjective perspective exaggerated by commodore64_love · · Score: 1

      >>>It hasn't exactly worked so far-

      It will. You forgot that prior to their One Baby policy they had a "make as many babies as possible" policy. So that naturally created a growth over the last three decades as the 60s/70s baby boomers grew-up and had children. BUT over the next three decades we should see a decrease as the Chinese Boom Generation dies off, and all that's left is the 1 baby per 2 people population. It's inevitable.
      .

      >>>A two-child policy would be a little more tolerable, and would still result in a shrinking population

      Yeah but too slow (reaching US 75 million sometime around 2150). Even with the one-baby policy we'll probably see near $1000/barrel oil before the population shrank below 100 million.
      .

      >>>You'd have a hard enough time selling even that much to your general electorate, though.

      I know. That's why I expect the decrease in US population will come through a very painful process of starvation.

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    36. Re:Subjective perspective exaggerated by dunkelfalke · · Score: 1

      But you somehow forget that the entire history of capitalism demonstrates the ability to bring more and more destruction to the environment.
      Also, bending the world to better suit our needs is a double edged sword. Why do you think that your need to make a quick buck is more important than my need to breathe clean air?

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    37. Re:Subjective perspective exaggerated by Loconut1389 · · Score: 1

      You forgot to take Michelle Duggar into account in your calculations.

    38. Re:Subjective perspective exaggerated by dh003i · · Score: 1

      Actually, free markets were dealing with pollution issues (as torts) fine before various wrongheaded rulings by British and other courts.

      You also phrase the question in a deliberately loaded way. "My need to make a quick buck", as if there is something dirty or wrong about making money by using one's property. The issue is about private property rights, easements, and torts. When smoke stacks first started appearing, farmers -- who were there first and hence had an easement -- would sue the factories for damage caused to their orchards. There was even a budding science evolving to determine which pollution came from where. Of course, if a smoke-stack was opened up in the middle of nowhere, and then a farmer -- or you -- move in next door, the easement would be with the owners of the smoke-stack, who would have established a pollution easement.

      You environmentalists want to bypass actual legal proceedings that require actual proof of damage -- I'm talking about proof in a civil case -- with actual plaintiffs against actual specific defendants, where demonstrated damage needs to be proven. You can't just engage in a bunch of hand-waving and rely on vicarious liability.

    39. Re:Subjective perspective exaggerated by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It will be difficult to force people to have fewer kids, but we can put financial obstacles in place that will have an effect.

      To start with, we can stop giving tax advantages to people with dependents. And while we're at it, we can get rid of joint tax returns for married people. That filing status exists so that single-income households aren't taxed as if an individual earned that income. That allows the other person to raise the children.

    40. Re:Subjective perspective exaggerated by Black+Gold+Alchemist · · Score: 4, Insightful

      >>>We should change our behaviour,

      Get rid of all the stupid environmentalists who opposed nuclear energy. They are responsible for global warming, not SUV drivers. If they were gone, we would have no CO2 from electricity today. We already have the technology to make gasoline and diesel in nuclear powerplants, it just needs to be put together and scaled up. So, we would likely have no CO2 from cars today, either.

      Doomsayers have been saying we'd starve by 1980, then 1990, then 2000, then 2010, then 2020. When will they realize that the principles of Malthus are simply wrong at their core? Julian Simon, a man before his time, took a bet about resource scarcity with doomsayers. The doomsayers lost, big.

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    41. Re:Subjective perspective exaggerated by jamesh · · Score: 1

      How will you support yourself when you are old then? Your kids won't because you won't have any, or you'll only have one. And don't tell me that all the stock and real estate you purchased will fund your retirement - it's not worth anything when there is nobody left to buy it or live in it.

      You'll need a lot of immigrants to fill the holes left by your vanishing population. Fortunately the third world is full of people that would just love to come and live in your country.

      Don't get me wrong, the world is definitely overpopulated, but dropping from 320 million to 50 million in 80 years is not a good way of doing it.

    42. Re:Subjective perspective exaggerated by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If there are that many fewer people, I can pretty much guarantee that they'll use more resources per capita. Human nature is not self-deprecatory in such a way. The price of fossil fuels that has to increase to drive that change. (Oil isn't going to be a problem for long, but we (various places all over the world) have plenty of coal.)

      Anyway, we're headed for a declining population soon enough, although not as quickly as you'd like, I guess. So is the rest of the world. Probably the best way to encourage it is to promote the advancement of standard of living globally to western middle class levels.

      The atmospheric carbon outlook isn't so great, though. There's no economic motivation for a developing country to worry about it. Again, the faster they advance to the point where they can afford to care, the better for us all. (I'm quite a bit more worried about mercury, particulate pollution, and sulfates, but, either way.)

    43. Re:Subjective perspective exaggerated by gutnor · · Score: 1
      Yet they didn't decide to breed special horses that shit less ... they got rid of the horses (and the whole horse industry as collateral)

      With the CO2, now, we seem to try a bit too hard to keep the horses.

    44. Re:Subjective perspective exaggerated by catchblue22 · · Score: 4, Interesting

      What are you suggesting, that we revert to a medieval lifestyle?

      I have already changed my lifestyle. I live close to where I work, so that I can walk or take the bus, and the trip only takes 15 minutes. I live in a smaller residence. I wear sweaters in the winter and lower the thermostat a bit. And I have reduced (though not eliminated) my meat consumption. I buy local fruit when possible, eating apples during the northern apple season, avoiding New Zealand or Chilean apples at all cost. I consume less overall, and it has not made my life any poorer. When you consume too much you become a slave to your stuff. It builds up. It weighs you down. You buy things, only to find that they don't make you any happier.

      I don't think my life is anything close to medieval, and yet I probably produce way less than half the carbon dioxide of the average person. If you want to see what medieval looks like, I suggest you attend a Tea Party rally. Their abandonment of reason, their willful ignorance and self-delusion is an excellent model for Dark Age behavior.

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    45. Re:Subjective perspective exaggerated by Barrinmw · · Score: 1

      The difference is they didn't have the tech back then to keep the horses from shitting everywhere. We have the technology to potentially handle a problem. Just cause it involves genetic manipulation doesn't make it any less viable of a solution. Like every solution, you just need to make sure you find out the side effects.

    46. Re:Subjective perspective exaggerated by ChrisMaple · · Score: 1

      Use the money not spent on raising children to buy gold.

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    47. Re:Subjective perspective exaggerated by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Humans don't adapt to their environment. We adapt our environment to us. If you haven't figure that out already, you might as well kill yourself for being so blind.

    48. Re:Subjective perspective exaggerated by NSN+A392-99-964-5927 · · Score: 1

      Yes by all means let's genetically alter tree's instead of changing our own behavior! There's just something more than a little wrong with, we can't change our own behavior so lets change the world around us so it can take our abuse more effectively!

      I totally agree. Cessation of cutting down rainforests and planting more trees is really the solution along with cutting down on the worlds' population. Mankind has a serious greed complex; "Consume now and pay later". It sounds like our worldly bailed out banking system and yes we are already paying for it. It is just unfortunate whilst part of the population is trying to make good issues, the other half has a "fuck it" No Responsibility attitude.

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    49. Re:Subjective perspective exaggerated by MJMullinII · · Score: 1

      In the United States, over the past 100 years the forests have been growing faster than we cut them down.

      Point of fact we now have more forest in the United States than when the Pilgrims landed.

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    50. Re:Subjective perspective exaggerated by LongearedBat · · Score: 1

      Get rid of all the stupid environmentalists who opposed nuclear energy. They are responsible for global warming, not SUV drivers.

      As much as I consider myself an environmentalist, I completely agree with that.

      I think too many environmentalists in todays politics were anti-nuke hippies in their younger days and are still afraid of The Bomb. I remember the cold war era, and understand their sentiment too. (Though I was a kid, not a hippie.)

      But times have changed, technology has evolved, and we can now go nuclear without meltdowns or nukes. We should already have gone nuclear years ago.

    51. Re:Subjective perspective exaggerated by flyingkillerrobots · · Score: 1

      Most Western countries have birth rates at or below the replacement rate. Those with positive population growth only have it because of immigration and/or an increase in life span. Those with birth rates above replacement usually only have it because the immigrants who come in tend to produce more babies than the natives, at least for the first generation or two. Because immigration (at least in the US, although not as much throughout Europe) is enough to keep the population growing, the only way to limit carbon from the countries with the most CO2 per capita is to limit it. In short, in order to help poor countries survive the next century, we will have to forcibly deny them a future they would rather have. Terrible logic.

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    52. Re:Subjective perspective exaggerated by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Get rid of all the stupid environmentalists who opposed nuclear energy. They are responsible for global warming,
      [...] We already have the technology to make gasoline and diesel in nuclear powerplants

      Please mod "funny"!

    53. Re:Subjective perspective exaggerated by bingoUV · · Score: 2, Informative

      What if the damage will come in 100 years? Do you go back in time to sue?

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    54. Re:Subjective perspective exaggerated by Black+Gold+Alchemist · · Score: 1

      You're a member of what Jullian Simon calls the flat-earth society?

      Anyway, I thought this link might be of interest (PDF).

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    55. Re:Subjective perspective exaggerated by Black+Gold+Alchemist · · Score: 1

      As much as I consider myself an environmentalist, I completely agree with that.

      I consider my self pro-environment, anti-environmentalist. We need a new name for ourselves, because the old name has been corrupted.

      But times have changed, technology has evolved, and we can now go nuclear without meltdowns or nukes. We should already have gone nuclear years ago.

      Yep. Thanks for being willing to change with the times. Not many people have the courage to admit they were wrong or their beliefs have been rendered obsolete.

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    56. Re:Subjective perspective exaggerated by Black+Gold+Alchemist · · Score: 1

      Link.

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      -Wood powered hummer drivers association.

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    57. Re:Subjective perspective exaggerated by n8r0n · · Score: 2

      Brilliant. Let's all rely on nuclear energy, which, if it were the primary replacement for fossil fuels, would run out even faster than oil.

      It's nice that France uses nuclear, and it is nominally carbon-neutral, but you cannot solve the climate change problem with nuclear power. Nuclear fuel is hard to make, and the raw materials needed to make it won't even last one human lifetime if we use it at the rate we use fossil fuels. At best, nuclear power is a transition technology that can help us get from where we are now, to an ultimately sustainable future energy mix. That's it.

      Regarding the fact that there have been doomsayers before, and we haven't all perished yet: are you kidding me? That's like saying that you heard a couple guys in blue shirts make a prediction once, and they were wrong, so you're not listening to any more predictions from guys in blue shirts. Not to mention the fact that world resource consumption has only continued to go up with time. Unless you're arguing that the earth's resources are not actually finite, then that means that on average, today's resource "doomsayers" are speaking from an even stronger position that those from the 90s, 80s, 70s, etc. What about that is difficult to comprehend?

      Are we living in the movie Idiocracy, where morons can make patently irrational suggestions like this, and get modded up to 5?

    58. Re:Subjective perspective exaggerated by kvezach · · Score: 1

      Brilliant. Let's all rely on nuclear energy, which, if it were the primary replacement for fossil fuels, would run out even faster than oil.

      You're probably referring to that one can only use the 0.7% of Uranium that is U-235. Well, it's eminently possible to hit U-238 with neutrons and make Np-239 and thus Pu-239 which fissions quite nicely. The neutrons just have to have the right energy so that the process starts, so you'll need a breeder reactor. True, breeder reactors are tricky beasts (particularly the sodium kind), but they're not impossible, so if U-235 starts becoming scarce, the kind of technological development we've seen elsewhere will find a way. The U.S. Integral Fast Reactor was supposed to make purification into weapons grade plutonium much harder, but it was closed down.

      But let's say all the uranium is used up, not just the 0.7% U-235. Now what? That's analogous, if not identical, to the situation faced by India. India has lots of native Thorium but little Uranium. Therefore, they've taken a great interest in the Th-232 to U-233 breeding cycle. See theAHWR, which is their Gen IV design.

      My point is that there are lots of potential solutions to the U-235 problem, and you don't have to go into exotics (like the Energy Amplifier), either. If U-235 becomes scarce, it will make economic sense to get power out of U-238; if Uranium in general becomes scarce, it will make economic sense to get power out of Thorium; and by the time there's no more Thorium left (500-1000 years later) and all the waste has been burned up in EAs, we should have found out how to confine deuterium or boron to get power.

    59. Re:Subjective perspective exaggerated by loufoque · · Score: 1

      Why would we have to restrict ourselves to a limiting behaviour when we don't need to?

      The approach of changing our behaviour doesn't work. Take an example: we need wood, but trees are scarce. The solution is therefore simple: plant trees as we cut some. Not cutting trees, or cutting less trees, is no solution.
      It's basically the approach humanity took when it moved from hunter-gatherers to farmers.

      Just like we can farm to supply the demands for food, we can plant trees to supply the demand for CO2 reduction.

    60. Re:Subjective perspective exaggerated by ultranova · · Score: 1

      Use the money not spent on raising children to buy gold.

      How is that different from buying stock or real estate, apart from gold being less useful than land or factories?

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    61. Re:Subjective perspective exaggerated by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sorry but cutting carbon dioxide by half doesn't cut it when there are 6.8 billion people. If anything you use requires coal or oil to produce or ship, then you are part of the problem. Actually medieval people burned wood which might not be good at our scale either, so we might have to revert to a civilization without domesticated fire.

    62. Re:Subjective perspective exaggerated by Frekja · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Um. The free market killed nuclear. Consider how long environmentalists have been battling mountaintop removal coal, and how comparatively ineffective they've been. Nuclear doesn't power the world because it's more expensive than fossil fuels when you don't count the costs of CO2 and other pollutants, and because the established coal/oil/gas industries have been very effective in protecting their market.

    63. Re:Subjective perspective exaggerated by Black+Gold+Alchemist · · Score: 1

      Brilliant. Let's all rely on nuclear energy, which, if it were the primary replacement for fossil fuels, would run out even faster than oil.

      Simply wrong. Patently false. The ocean contains 4 billion tons of uranium. That's 850 years in crap reactors. In good reactors, 100000 years or more. But, even then, there's also the impact of erosion, that puts more uranium back in to the ocean. Some numbers suggest that billions of years might be possible with erosion. It's irrelevant, because we'll probably have unimaginable energy sources in 800 years.

      Unless you're arguing that the earth's resources are not actually finite

      Not in any significant way. Those resources are vast. 100's to 1000's of times greater than what the doomers say they are. The doomers say that known those resources will be used up in X years, and fail to take into account that in X years, because of price increases, known reserves will be bigger than they are now. Capitalists will: recycle the materials, find methods of mining lower concentrations, and find new reserves. In the 1980's, the doomers said that we would run out of chromium and some other metals by 1990-2000. Julian Simon said, no, we won't. He took a bet on metal prices, and won. The prices of chromium and the other metals fell through the floor. If resources were becoming scarcer, why would this happen, over and over, as Simon points out in the ultimate resource? Because the principles of scarcity and doom are wrong. Simply wrong. It's not trendy, but the truth never is.

      Are we living in the movie Idiocracy, where morons can make patently irrational suggestions like this, and get modded up to 5?

      The problem is that the truth is patently irrational. Heavy objects don't fall faster. The doomers are probably not morons, but they are insane. They keep saying and doing the same things, over and over again, and expecting different results. Doomsday is always 10 years away, and will forever be. When we travel the galaxy in spaceships, people will be scared that there might not be enough chrome to plate there wings.

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    64. Re:Subjective perspective exaggerated by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Doomsayers have been saying we'd starve by 1980, then 1990, then 2000, then 2010, then 2020. When will they realize that the principles of Malthus are simply wrong at their core? Julian Simon, a man before his time, took a bet about resource scarcity with doomsayers. The doomsayers lost, big.

      Have you seen or read about what Albert Bartlett has to say?
      See this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F-QA2rkpBSY

      When you listen to what both have to say, you find that what Julian says is right, provided you simply ignore the living conditions of those in societies where resources are so scarce, they are as good as absent - Africa for instance.

      Julian talks of how technology will keep coming up ("optimist") so that we will deal with energy scarcity effectively, by innovating our way out of the problem.
      And he gives as example the 2nd half of 20th century and technology as proof.
      But what about Africans? And South and south East Asians? And several South Americans?
      Bartlett's claims explain even those people's plight.

      Julian wrong - wont even consider all data points.
      Bartlett right - considers all data points.

      But if you live in USA, you may not even know that a world exists outside your 50 states.

    65. Re:Subjective perspective exaggerated by Black+Gold+Alchemist · · Score: 1
      The problem is that Bartlett ignores what Simon says about population growth limits. Simon thinks that population growth will stop as the effectively unlimited resources develop the world. Not keep growing. This needs to happen as soon as possible. The fact is, because of all the development, they are down to 2.45 births per woman in India. Slightly above replacement rate. India was originally the population growth apocalypse. Now it's Africa. In 20-40 years, the population growth apocalypse will be over. Environmentalists will find a new problem, though.

      When you listen to what both have to say, you find that what Julian says is right, provided you simply ignore the living conditions of those in societies where resources are so scarce, they are as good as absent - Africa for instance.

      This is a common environmentalist alter-cast. Simon does talk about the plight of the less developed. It's not a result of wealth countries, but a lack of education. The problem is, how can they build a road to the starving people? How can they build and maintain a truck? They can't, because they don't have the education. They can't get education, because the dictators keep them on their knees. Food scarcity, as Simon notes, is inversely correlated to transportation.

      Julian talks of how technology will keep coming up ("optimist") so that we will deal with energy scarcity effectively, by innovating our way out of the problem.

      Because we already have. It's government regulations, caused by environmentalists, that are the problem. Not technology.

      Bartlett wrong - bases data on simple, aging extrapolations
      Simon right - notes effects and trends that render those extrapolations wrong
      Anti-nuclear Environmentalists - responsible for global warming
      Dictators and Oppressors of all types - responsible for world hunger

      But if you live in USA, you may not even know that a world exists outside your 50 states.

      I do know about that world. Funny how it's okay to say all these things about the USA, but if I said them about Japan or China, I would be racist.

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    66. Re:Subjective perspective exaggerated by Manchot · · Score: 1

      Get rid of all the stupid environmentalists who opposed nuclear energy.

      The lack of new nuclear power plants has little to do with environmentalists. Nuclear plants are a huge long-term investment—tens of billions of dollars—and the payback period is decades away. If long-term market prices change in an unfavorable way, you're screwed. For example, solar power has been following its own version of Moore's Law for some time now, so why on Earth would you build a nuclear plant if there's a good chance it will be eclipsed by the sun in twenty years? They used to make economic sense, but haven't since the 80s when oil prices plummeted. Since then, essentially the only actors willing to make the investment have been governments.

    67. Re:Subjective perspective exaggerated by ShakaUVM · · Score: 0, Troll

      >>Get rid of all the stupid environmentalists who opposed nuclear energy. They are responsible for global warming, not SUV drivers.

      Environmentalists are responsible for global warming (they've kept us on coal and oil as our primary energy sources) *and* SUV drivers (via the paradoxical effect from braindead CAFE laws).

      Cleaning up the atmosphere also contributed a bit to global warming as well. Damn Clean Air Act. =)

    68. Re:Subjective perspective exaggerated by Black+Gold+Alchemist · · Score: 1

      SUV drivers (via the paradoxical effect from braindead CAFE laws).

      SUV drivers simply bought (and sold) products on the open market. No one was inherently hurt by their choices. Environmentalists came in and said, no, you can't buy all products. You can't buy nuclear energy. Then they told the SUV drivers they were evil. Who's at fault here? The way I see it, the SUV drivers engaged in a harmless activity. The environmentalists made it harmful.

      Cleaning up the atmosphere also contributed a bit to global warming as well. Damn Clean Air Act. =)

      Don't get me started. The clean air act makes it basically impossible to convert vehicles to alternative fuels. To get a conversion system certified, you need to pay $100,000+ per model, per model year, per engine option package. That makes it completely non-cost effective for a small business to do so. Because if someone comes with a 1999 camry instead of a 1998 (even though there's no difference between the two outside of some buttons), $100,000 dollars. The clean air act means we cannot convert vehicles to clean fuels. This needs to be fixed.

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    69. Re:Subjective perspective exaggerated by ShakaUVM · · Score: 0, Troll

      >>Sorry but cutting carbon dioxide by half doesn't cut it when there are 6.8 billion people.

      Actually, halving our CO2 output is the consensus view of what we need to do to stabilize temperatures at a reasonable level.

      We could nearly accomplish this by switching from coal to nuclear (40% of our CO2 comes from coal alone), and make the target with minor other improvements. Without disrupting our economy, like a CO2 tax would impose.

      By contrast, bullshit like Kyoto tries to merely stabilize CO2 targets at our 1988 levels, which isn't enough. It's basically nothing more than a feel-good tax on rich countries, and if that sounds paradoxical to you, well...

    70. Re:Subjective perspective exaggerated by Thud457 · · Score: 1

      Personally, I'd prefer some magic beans that sprout a carbon-nanotube space beanstalk. Actually, that seems like it would take a lot of carbon, would it be so much as to push the climate too far in the other direction?


      alternately,
      1. buy up land in the great plains in areas experiencing population flight
      2. give people jobs planting & maintaining hardwood forests
      3. wait (40 years? 100 years?)
      4. nice hardwood floors for all
      there is no ????? !
      6. profit!!!!!

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    71. Re:Subjective perspective exaggerated by dubbreak · · Score: 1

      This being modded as flamebait is ridiculous.

      Hemp DOES capture more carbon than trees and is used for most of the same things wood fiber is used for. Industrial hemp does not get "burned" as it is harvested before any flowering and is extremely low in THC even if it flowers. Anyone who thinks otherwise has bought into drug propaganda (which is just a distraction from why hemp isn't grown in the US).

      The sugar/corn industry parallels this. There is a lot of money tied up in subsidizing the corn industry (at the cost of american health). Profits of a particular industry are put above all else, in essence banning any competition.

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    72. Re:Subjective perspective exaggerated by hawkfish · · Score: 1

      Brilliant. Let's all rely on nuclear energy, which, if it were the primary replacement for fossil fuels, would run out even faster than oil.

      It's nice that France uses nuclear, and it is nominally carbon-neutral, but you cannot solve the climate change problem with nuclear power. Nuclear fuel is hard to make, and the raw materials needed to make it won't even last one human lifetime if we use it at the rate we use fossil fuels.

      Where did you get that idea? According to this (which took me all of 1 minute with Google), we have 24,000 years reserves using our current inane reactor designs. If we start allowing breeder reactors (which France does, incidentally) the number goes up by a factor of 20 or so.

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    73. Re:Subjective perspective exaggerated by ShakaUVM · · Score: 1

      Don't get me started. The clean air act makes it basically impossible to convert vehicles to alternative fuels. To get a conversion system certified, you need to pay $100,000+ per model, per model year, per engine option package. That makes it completely non-cost effective for a small business to do so. Because if someone comes with a 1999 camry instead of a 1998 (even though there's no difference between the two outside of some buttons), $100,000 dollars. The clean air act means we cannot convert vehicles to clean fuels. This needs to be fixed.

      Do you have a reference for that? On the EPA's website, it just talks about how it encourages the adoption of renewable fuels.

    74. Re:Subjective perspective exaggerated by Black+Gold+Alchemist · · Score: 1
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    75. Re:Subjective perspective exaggerated by khayman80 · · Score: 1

      ... the study takes into account a rebounding of the Earth's crust called glacial isostatic adjustment, a continuing rise of the crust after being smashed under the weight of the Ice Age. [Slashdot summary]

      Here the summary implies that previously published GRACE ice mass balance estimates didn't take GIA into account. At first I assumed this ridiculous implication must have been a mistake on Slashdot's part. Then I read the article:

      ... according to the new study, published in the September issue of the journal Nature Geoscience, the ice estimates fail to correct for a phenomenon known as glacial isostatic adjustment. ... Often ignored or considered a minor factor in previous research, post-glacial rebound turns out to be important, says the paper. [AFP, Sep 8]

      No, previous research didn't ignore (see section 2.2.4) GIA/PGR. These news stories are reporting on a paper by Xiaoping Wu et al. (free PDF). In table 2, Dr. Wu shows that his estimates are half as big as those in papers published separately by Velicogna, Chen et al. and Luthcke et al.

      Luthcke et al. corrects for GIA using the ICE-5G model which combines many proxies and other empirical evidence regarding ice history since the Last Glacial Maximum, mantle viscosity and the Earth's various Love numbers. Chen et al. used the similar IJ05 model. Velicogna used multiple independent models to estimate uncertainty in the GIA signal. After reading Dr. Wu's paper, it's clear he never claimed that previous research had ignored or failed to correct for GIA.

      That would have been a real surprise, because he wouldn't make a claim that can be disproven simply by skimming the papers he referenced. Nor is he rude enough (or at all, for that matter) to imply that the rest of the GRACE community ignored this important issue. Coincidentally, Dr. Wu worked for my advisor as a postdoc in the 1990s, in the same office that I'm currently using. I met him several months ago at the WP-AGU conference in Taiwan, and as far as I can tell he's overwhelmed by the bizarre attention his paper has gotten from the general public:

      RUSH: There's a global warming story out. Guess what? Greenland and some of the ice floes, they're only going to melt half as much as originally forecast. So the polar bears are still going to have a place to live. I don't think they're going to melt, period. All of this is a sham.

      "Estimates of the rate of ice loss from Greenland and West Antarctica, one of the most worrying questions in the global warming [hoax], should be halved, according to Dutch and US scie

    76. Re:Subjective perspective exaggerated by khayman80 · · Score: 1

      I've fixed the spelling of "viscoscity" and fixed the link in the word "politician" in the permanent version. As I originally intended, it now points to the beginning of the article where last year I said in a popup over the word "politician's": "You have to realize that I view the word 'politician' as a VERY dirty word in order to get the full effect of this sentence".

    77. Re:Subjective perspective exaggerated by khayman80 · · Score: 1

      Actually, halving our CO2 output is the consensus view of what we need to do to stabilize temperatures at a reasonable level. [ShakaUVM]

      Huh? The IPCC AR4 WG1 says: "For comparison with this constant composition case, it is useful to note that constant emissions would lead to much larger radiative forcing. For example, constant CO2 emissions at year 2000 values would lead to concentrations reaching about 520 ppm by 2100."

      Furthermore, "A 50% reduction would stabilise atmospheric CO2, but only for less than a decade. After that, atmospheric CO2 would be expected to rise again as the land and ocean sinks decline owing to well-known chemical and biological adjustments. Complete elimination of CO2 emissions is estimated to lead to a slow decrease in atmospheric CO2 of about 40 ppm over the 21st century."

      Notice that reducing emissions by 50% would only stabilize CO2 for less than a decade. It wouldn't stabilize temperatures at all (see "constant emission commitment") because the huge thermal inertia of the oceans causes surface temperatures to lag behind changes in the effective radiating temperature of the Earth brought about by increasing levels of greenhouse gases.

      The scientific consensus is actually that the total amount of CO2 emitted is what's important, not the emission rate. Every gigaton of CO2 we emit in 2010 is one less gigaton that our descendents will be able to emit in 2100. Therefore, the person you were lecturing was actually correct about this one point. Scientists wouldn't ever say that we just need to emit 50% less CO2 in order to stabilize temperatures, because that's simply not true.

      As usual, I'll have to guess that you're referring to the title of a pop-science article. Next time, read past the title:

      "It is wrong to believe that the temperature will remain constant with constant emissions," says Knutti. ... The models show that there is a 75 percent probability that global warming will not exceed two degrees if a maximum of 1000 billion tonnes of CO2 are emitted into the atmosphere from 2000 to 2050. This number seems high, but 234 billion tonnes had already been flung into the atmosphere between 2000 and 2006. If the emission remain at this high level, or even increase, the budget would be exhausted before 2030. The results show that time to act is short. ... This study also concludes that the total amount of CO2 emissions is crucial in terms of how much the earth warms up. The authors summarise a political interpretation in comments in Nature Reports Climate Change3. According to Knutti, "Every tonne of CO2 is one tonne, whether it is emitted today or in fifty years. This is often lost in the tangle of emission targets, certificates and negotiations. The total quantity is what matters, and must be limited, but short-term goals are necessary to see whether we are on the right track." ... The series of studies show that the total quantity of CO2 emission is limited if people want to limit climate change. "With every year of delay, we are using up our quota, losing flexibility, and increasing the probability of dangerous consequences," says Knutti.

      Or, look at the picture next to the title. Notice that Knutti's graph of CO2 emissions doesn't just drop in half, because that wouldn't stabilize temperatures. As Knutti stresses, the total amount of CO2 emitted is what's important, which is in this graph is the area under the curve. Knutti's curve has finite area because in hi

    78. Re:Subjective perspective exaggerated by ShakaUVM · · Score: 1

      Growing trees is carbon negative. Burning trees releases the trapped carbon. This isn't rocket science.

      When I get back from my trip I'll dig up my references. A 50% CO2 reduction won't stabilize temperatures at the current level (no reasonable scenario will), but it will stabilize below the Really Bad zones in the temperature prediction forecasts.

      It is possible to reduce our CO2 by 50%, maily because we can attack the problem in a centralized way at the power plant level. 0 CO2 emission is simply not on the table, but the fact that climatologists think it is doable is yet another bit of evidence for the fact that being good at science doesn't make you good at policy.

  4. That's right. by egibster · · Score: 1

    sk8 or oblitor8

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  5. Why not plant more trees? by mangu · · Score: 3, Insightful

    What's the difference between planting trees that capture X% more carbon and planting X% more trees?

    1. Re:Why not plant more trees? by KarrdeSW · · Score: 3, Insightful

      More land used at the very least. The general trend worldwide is that humans keep clearing land, not replanting it.

    2. Re:Why not plant more trees? by plopez · · Score: 5, Insightful

      You can't patent unaltered trees.

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    3. Re:Why not plant more trees? by plopez · · Score: 0

      So does it make sense to have humans plant uber-trees when they won't even replant normal trees? It doesn't make sense. Oh wait... uber-trees can be patented. This means that large corporations are now interested due to the profit motive. They will lobby for subsidies, and walk away with a gazillion dollars.

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    4. Re:Why not plant more trees? by santax · · Score: 2, Funny

      The price of the wood.

    5. Re:Why not plant more trees? by Peeteriz · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Trees aren't replanted just because people don't bother - trees are cleared to claim land and to use that land to feed the growing population.
      So planting more trees is not an option unless you are politically ready to limit food production, and the global warming doesn't seem urgent enough yet.

      (Of course, the largest increase driver is that more and more people can afford to buy meat, so much of the increased output is used to feed tasty animals - but it's still agriculture for our food chain)

    6. Re:Why not plant more trees? by Mashiki · · Score: 1

      Well considering that, that's done in some parts of the APCR, and South America. Everywhere else in the world, I'll bet that there's been nothing but a net gain for the last oh 400 odd years.

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    7. Re:Why not plant more trees? by booyabazooka · · Score: 1

      The first two posts are false dichotomies. Way to go, Slashdot. Nerds are supposed to be smart.

      It is possible to reduce carbon emissions, plant more trees, AND plant trees that capture more carbon.

    8. Re:Why not plant more trees? by hedwards · · Score: 1

      If that were the case we'd be in a much better position. What happens is that they clear the trees to grow things, then a few years later when the land is no longer productive they move onto a new plot of land, leaving the old land to turn into a dust bowl.

      If we were using that land effectively it wouldn't be anywhere near as big a problem as it is now.

    9. Re:Why not plant more trees? by Colin+Smith · · Score: 1

      Nerds are supposed to be smart.

      No, nerds are supposed to be borderline autistic.

       

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    10. Re:Why not plant more trees? by Peeteriz · · Score: 1

      You seem to be more correct than my initial opinion - I went to the statistics (http://faostat.fao.org/site/377/DesktopDefault.aspx?PageID=377#ancor) and it appears that the agricultural land use stopped growing at ~1995, and has been stable for the last 15 years.

    11. Re:Why not plant more trees? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Im all for planting trees, but forests are like, useless. Sure if I add a Lumber Mill I can get 1 or 2 Production back, but the Lumber Mill is about cutting trees, so we're back to square one.

      Health doesnt even exist anymore. Even the Ecology Civic was removed. Times to get on page guys: Only kind of good tree are Jungles, cause they give +2 science to universities.

    12. Re:Why not plant more trees? by Hope+Thelps · · Score: 1

      Nerds are supposed to be smart.

      No, nerds are supposed to be borderline autistic.

      Nerds are supposed to be both, and many other things too; it all depends on who is doing the supposing.

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    13. Re:Why not plant more trees? by Lord+Kano · · Score: 1

      You can't patent unaltered trees.

      But you can patent a new business model based on them.

      LK

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    14. Re:Why not plant more trees? by Patch86 · · Score: 1

      People do plant trees for all sorts of reasons. Trees are planted along side motorways to block the sites and sounds of it to the local residents. There are tree farms for timber. Town garden parks are planted full of trees and other plants for pleasure-seeking urbanites.

      None of these uses can be easily increased in size. A tree farm is only as big as the land the farmer has, motorway sound barriers only follow a motorway, and a park is only as big as the space for a park is.

      You could plany GM super trees in these places if there were a benefit, but you couldn't just plant more trees.

      On the whole, the space available for tree-planting is ever shrinking. That doesn't mean tress aren't planted.

    15. Re:Why not plant more trees? by kiddygrinder · · Score: 1

      planting trees is hard, there's money available to plant way more trees than we already are, however finding places to put them and people to do the work is apparently difficult.

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    16. Re:Why not plant more trees? by LongearedBat · · Score: 1

      Trees aren't replanted just because people don't bother

      Uhuh? What about forests destoyed for fuel, lumber, pulp, etc.?

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deforestation
      http://www.wilderness.org.au/campaigns/gunns-pulp-mill

    17. Re:Why not plant more trees? by Peeteriz · · Score: 1

      If you simply cut down a forest and do nothing, it's not 'destroyed' - it's harvested, it regrows in a reasonable time if the land is not used agriculturally (or for grazing animals), at least in areas where I live. Heck, I've seen cases where a small family farmer passes away and all his sons live in the city and ignore the farm for 5-10 years, and it results in a pine forest over where their fields used to be. Using forests for fuel, lumber and pulp is renewable; even replanting is optional but it usually tends to be done since increases the logging value as you choose the species, get better spread of the trees so that they grow larger and more uniform, and ensure a bit quicker regrowth.

      So loss of forests happens only when you use the land for something - farming, grazing, strip-mining or suburban 'villages'.

        Tropical regions are a bit different, as far as I understand, if rainforests are cut down, then the naturally regrowing forest has much less diversity and carbon density than before. But there (say, Brazil) they are typically cut down as they have better uses for the land under the forests. They might need less new farmland (=less forest removal) if their existing farmland wasn't eroding so quickly, but that's an issue for the farmland management.

    18. Re:Why not plant more trees? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No brainer:
      more rain, and predictable rainfall patterns, if you plant more trees

  6. In soviet russia by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In soviet Russia, carbon genetically enginneers trees to sequester more you!

  7. Trees.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And normal trees will sequester lots of carbon too... IF WE PLANT THEM!

    Something we just havent' done in all our 'green orgy' screwing around.

  8. We had these... by RadioheadKid · · Score: 5, Insightful

    ..they were called rain forests, we decided we didn't need them and wanted to raise cattle instead...

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    1. Re:We had these... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Cattle tastes better than trees, so the choice was obvious.

    2. Re:We had these... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Cattle tastes better than trees, so the choice was obvious.

      McDonalds cut out the middle man and bred cattle to taste like trees. Now if they can just engineer them to suck carbon ...

    3. Re:We had these... by szilagyi · · Score: 1

      And grow sugarcane and other crops from which to make ethanol and food products (some of which are indeed fed to cattle). And, apparently (news to me), most significantly for the poorest among us, in the poorest places, to feed our families (subsistence farming) [Wikipedia, UN report]. And for harvesting wood to go in all the engineered wood products we buy.

    4. Re:We had these... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      Rainforests might not be the carbon sinks people thought they were.

      http://www.scientificamerican.com/article.cfm?id=rain-forests-release-carb

    5. Re:We had these... by Pharmboy · · Score: 1

      McDonalds cut out the middle man and bred cattle to taste like trees. Now if they can just engineer them to suck carbon ...

      Or get them to quit producing so much methane, which is much worse than C02 as a greenhouse gas. What we *need* is cows that produce pure 02 flatulence with a fresh pine scent.

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    6. Re:We had these... by Pharmboy · · Score: 2, Informative

      http://www.scientificamerican.com/article.cfm?id=rain-forests-release-carb

      Very, very good link and worthy of a bump. Granted, it doesn't mean we need to cut down trees to reduce CO2 but it does demonstrate that we can't just view the situation in such a simplistic "more trees -> less CO2" viewpoint.

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  9. seoekibi by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Science: Genetically Altering Trees To Sequester More Carbon on Saturday October 02, @02:25PM Hamburger Seoekibi samsunforum Ayhan Tarabyatour inceler oto

  10. Oh teh ironies! by Kostya · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I would deeply, deeply love to see this pan out and become a viable approach with scientific evidence to back it up, if only so the rabid Climatology factions would have to eat crow and maybe apologize to Freeman Dyson (you might remember the outrage from the Climate Change community over his book reviews: http://www.nybooks.com/articles/archives/2008/jun/12/the-question-of-global-warming/ ). Not because I'm for super-trees, but just because I hate the fanaticism being brought to this whole issue.

    He was metaphorically burned at the stake for those comments, but honestly, it made sense--*if* the science backed it up. And I mean "made sense" in that it's a huge issue and that would be an elegant hack to solving some of the key problems we are having. It might even open up other possible solutions--better solutions--but those ideas were dismissed out of hand.

    The whole affair reminded me of the outrage over Lomborg (http://www.ted.com/talks/bjorn_lomborg_sets_global_priorities.html) who basically pointed out that the economics of the the environmental solutions espoused by the Climate Change community just didn't make sense. Or that you could have larger impacts in terms of changing society and the global community by putting your money into other "apparently orthogonal" solutions.

    While it has been debated about whether these guys are "climate change deniers" (I think that's a red herring from fanatics), they are pointing out alternatives or uncomfortable facts. Let's do some science, some research, and some testing to make sure they don't have a point. If it's that important to address Climate Change, why are not ALL solutions on the table (as opposed to ones that fit a particular agenda or world-view)?

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    1. Re:Oh teh ironies! by catmistake · · Score: 1

      who basically pointed out that the economics of the the environmental solutions espoused by the Climate Change community just didn't make sense

      I'm sure he didn't really mean 'economics.' Viewing the larger historical picture, man has continually raped the environment, whether for timber or mining or farming or fishing or whathaveyou, for profit. As no one had to actually pay for the Ocean or the Earth or the natural resources that live on or are found under it —we just found it laying there and picked up what we wanted— it seemed at the time like like a free lunch we simply sold to someone else for profit. No one would expect actually fixing something that we have had a part in making broken to be profitable, but it was... you just have to look back far enough to see who actually got away with the money. (No... didn't click your links... and I'm certain my response just doesn't make sense either... but only if 'economics,' wasn't a poorly chosen term).

    2. Re:Oh teh ironies! by Kostya · · Score: 2, Interesting

      (No... didn't click your links... and I'm certain my response just doesn't make sense either... but only if 'economics,' wasn't a poorly chosen term).

      Yeah, actually he DID mean economics ... cuz he's an economist.

      Cripes, man, I gave you links. You could have even googled the name and gotten articles. I suppose you at least admitted you were so dead-set on saying your bit that you wouldn't want to be bothered actually getting informed about what you were responding to ...

      Which kind of proves my whole point: people aren't having a conversation or even discussing this stuff, they are just talking at each other. Like you just did :-)

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    3. Re:Oh teh ironies! by Mashiki · · Score: 0, Troll

      Well that and warmists are 100% solidly, sure that everything is 100% positively set in stone and nothing can be wrong at all. Uh-huh...

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    4. Re:Oh teh ironies! by catmistake · · Score: 1

      um... if he meant economics, then my post is valid. You just did what you accused me of (that I freely admitted, at least). The mods here are getting more and more accurate. ;-)

      So... how could saving the environment possibly be profitable? It can't... unless, what I pointed out, you look historically at what people have already done to the environment... taking something for nothing... and now we have to pay for it. There were good economics for someone, not in the saving part, but in the raping part.

    5. Re:Oh teh ironies! by Kostya · · Score: 1

      Actually, again, you need to read the links I posted, because he does bring economics to bear on the problem.

      No, the mods aren't reading the links either. Oh well--wouldn't be the first time :-)

      His supposition is that the primary solutions of the environmental movement are both damaging to the economies of the world while producing little benefit. He doesn't say burn the earth, he champions applying resources to both solve the problem AND not squander the resources we have. His point isn't that we shouldn't do something, but that simple economic analysis shows that some solutions are just going to have more impact--unfortunately he's not too kind to Al Gore's "Inconvenient Truth".

      He's not arguing profitability, he's arguing "biggest bang for buck". I.e. let's get some results. So he's not the enemy of the environmental movement, he's just slaughtering sacred cows and then asking us to be serious about the problem.

      So again, I stand by my comment: you should have read the links (or just googled it) before making statements about how "he couldn't have meant economics". Again, he's an economist--I think he knows what he means :-)

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    6. Re:Oh teh ironies! by catmistake · · Score: 1

      Again, without RTFL, I stand by my statement... duh, of course the economics can't make sense. It's going to cost no matter what. We must pay for the house we live in... if it doesn't fall to shit, just maybe there will possibly be a return in the future... but more likely, the return on this economically unfeasible investment occurred far in our past. It's like saying that the economics of humanitarian aid doesn't make sense. Again... duh!

  11. Wow. Just wow. by Cyberax · · Score: 3, Insightful

    What next: "Majority of US politicians say that there was no oil spill this year"?

    Or maybe: "You know, toxic chemicals are actually good for you".

    1. Re:Wow. Just wow. by Mashiki · · Score: 1

      Depends really. Lots of things that are important for you are deathly toxic, so eh whatever. I'll almost bet that in 10 yeas you'll find that the oil spill was massively overblown as scientists figure out exactly how much life there is dependent on oil. And we'll see explosive microbial growth because of it.

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    2. Re:Wow. Just wow. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe not, but we might actually realize that "all natural" doesn't mean healthy in the near future.

    3. Re:Wow. Just wow. by Patch86 · · Score: 1

      Pelicans and crabs don't exactly do well on oil.

      Oil spills mean good news for some microbes and whatnot, bad news for plenty else. When some of the "plenty else" are endangered, and others are major cash-generating produce, that tends to make oil spills not so good from a human point of view.

      Incidentally, this isn't the world's first oil spill; the effects of them have been observed many times before, some of them continually now for decades.

    4. Re:Wow. Just wow. by Mashiki · · Score: 1

      Kinda moot, but oil's been leaking in the gulf for the last who knows how many thousands of years. Life there has adapted to it, there's no shortage of studies on that.

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  12. Re:Can we get over it already? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    You're an idiot.

  13. Here come the Ents! by SpasticMutant · · Score: 1

    With the Ents will come the Entwives, followed by Tree-on-Tree domestic violence, Tree Gangs, and Tree Therapy. Tree abuse will include underage trees in Treesomes, illegal sawmill films, and drug abuse of fertilizers and pesticides. National forests will have to be closed during the Ent Wars. And people wonder why the Entwives took off...

  14. Trolling for funding by Kupfernigk · · Score: 3, Insightful
    This is pure speculation about technologies that may or may not be feasible. What is clear is that suitable plants won't be developed in a short timeframe, and then will take years to grow to the point at which they have any real effect. By which time warming will have reduced yields in much of the world to the point at which we won't be using land to sequester carbon but to grow food.

    This is a plug by the biologists for R&D dollars - why should the physicists (solar power and nuclear) and the engineers (wind and hydro) get all the attention?

    Altering our behaviour isn't really that hard or expensive. Installing extensive insulation, an efficient boiler and solar PV, and converting a small patch of wasteland into a vegetable patch, has reduced our carbon usage by around 30% in little more than a year. Many people could achieve much more; a lot of people in the US and the UK still don't have double glazing, which reduces heating and aircon loads alike, and there are still far too many single-occupancy SUVs and light trucks on our roads. What's more, these things actually save money - if AGW turned out to be a myth tomorrow, the financial crisis would still be here and I would still be better off because of the actions I've taken.

    Messing with plants should be a long way down the list, after simple things that can be done with established technology have been fully utilised, and not before.

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    1. Re:Trolling for funding by Kostya · · Score: 1

      I've heard of this solution before via people like Dyson (his infamous book review; see my earlier comment). I'm not sure this is proposed as a "just keep abusing the world and make super trees"--although I'm entirely sure there are some who would do just that. It's been more championed as an elegant hack to the big issue: yes, we can alter our behavior, but if the models are right we are screwed, screwed, screwed because CO2 is going to cook us all.

      Again, I'm sure there's some loon who thinks we should burn down the rain forest for cattle grazing, burn coal unfiltered, AND use genetic trees to make it all "ok" ... but I think this is more of a solution for the carbon sequestering problem. I believe there may also be some people making some unpopular suggestions (like the economist Lomborg) who might see this as a more efficient solution to carbon with a more orthogonal approach to human behavior (such as raising people out of poverty and stabilizing emerging economies--because that actually lowers pollution while stabilizing/improving the human populace). But again, I'm not sure anyone but the loons are saying "Burn it all down and replace it with super-trees."

      Doesn't mean we shouldn't change our behavior AND consider radical carbon sequestering--but I think getting the science/facts/research right might be the best no matter what solution(s) we choose.

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    2. Re:Trolling for funding by cheekyjohnson · · Score: 1

      "Altering our behaviour isn't really that hard or expensive."

      See, I think you're putting too much faith in human beings. Not only are many of them selfish and shortsighted, but they want to do anything that could inconvenience them, even if only for a short time. They will see "altering our behavior" as an inconvenience and try to write it off as unnecessary.

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    3. Re:Trolling for funding by hedwards · · Score: 1

      Indeed, technological measures could theoretically come along and make things OK, but we definitely can alter our behavior patterns. Realistically we'll end up with a solution that's a combination of the two, but assuming that we can fix things technologically is an excellent way to ensure that bad things happen.

    4. Re:Trolling for funding by MITguy21 · · Score: 1

      ... but if the models are right we are screwed, screwed, screwed because CO2 is going to cook us all.

      First time I thought about the end of cheap oil was in college, in the late 1970's, along with the US gasoline "crisis" at that time. This led (in part) to a decision to not have kids. 30 years later, that still seems like a good decision, it doesn't seem like the next generation or two are going to have an easy time.

    5. Re:Trolling for funding by goodmanj · · Score: 2, Informative

      This is a plug by the biologists for R&D dollars - why should the physicists (solar power and nuclear) and the engineers (wind and hydro) get all the attention?

      Are you shitting me? If a biologist wants some R&D dollars, she takes an interest in cancer or alzheimer's research and writes grant proposals to the National Institutes of Health. The NIH's research budget ($32 billion) is five times the *total* budgets of either NSF or NOAA -- and of course, environmental science research makes up only a small fraction of those programs.

      And don't even get me started on the amount of *private* R&D money available for biology from the pharmaceutical industry. The idea of a biologist getting into climate mitigation to pad her research budget is ludicrous.

  15. Profit! by plopez · · Score: 2, Insightful

    1) Mega-corporations design genetically altered trees to sequester carbon and patent them.
    2) Lobby the government for huge tax breaks and subsidies. Then work as contractors to plant the trees. Or plant them to offset environmental damage claims from mineral exploration (The Gulf of Mexico for example).

    3) Profit!

    Seriously, these solutions are ridiculous. I went to a lecture by a guy from IIRC Princeton. He was researching carbon sequestration using money from.... oil companies. What a crock. It was riddled with wishful thinking, e.g. "we find an unfractured geologic formation...". It was also so complex it look like a ISO standard butt-load of pork for private contractors.

    And then at the end "after the sequestration, long term monitoring can be handed off to the public sector." In other words, privatize profit while socializing risk. And we all see how well privatizing profit while socializing risk worked when we bailed out the financial system.

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    1. Re:Profit! by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      Ahh but you see capturing many tonnes of carbon from a coal fired powerplants and burring them deep beneath the earth is much better burring nuclear waste. Right? Right? What could possibly go wrong?

      I predict carbon sequestration will result in millions worth infrastructure investment, work for about 6 months, and then get shut down by whatever your local environmental monitoring department is called. A similar thing happened to the current buzzword in technology in Australia Coal Seam Gasification. The Cougar Energy pilot plant ran for less than a year before it was shutdown by DERM

    2. Re:Profit! by penguinchris · · Score: 1

      I agree that the chance of particularly useful sequestration techniques coming out very soon is slim, however, just because that research was funded by oil companies doesn't mean anything.

      Oil companies fund *a lot* of geology research, in addition to their extensive in-house research. They understand how science works - they don't just fund stuff that will directly help them find oil. They look to the future as much as anyone else.

      There's plenty to vilify oil companies over, but funding university research really shouldn't be one of them.

  16. Re:What happens .. snowball earth! by thms · · Score: 1

    Assuming the trees are planet and the humanity stops to care we might pull out CO2 fast enough to reach a snowball earth scenario, i.e. it gets too cold and more snow reflects more sunlight resulting in a negative feedback loop. And maybe this time we won't come out of it again.

  17. In other news... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Excessive oxygen produced by a runaway growth of genetically altered trees has resulted in a firestorm that engulfed an entire planet resulting in the destruction of all life on the planet.

    1. Re:In other news... by goodmanj · · Score: 1

      Excessive oxygen produced by a runaway growth of genetically altered trees has resulted in a firestorm that burned up some of the runaway trees, consuming some of the excess oxygen and keeping everything in balance.

      Fixed that for ya. Ma Nature is a glorious beast even when you try to beat her at her own game.

    2. Re:In other news... by goodmanj · · Score: 2, Informative

      Oh, also, even if your dangerous trees consumed every drop of CO2 in the Earth's atmosphere, oxygen levels would only rise by a tiny fraction of a percent.

  18. Re:Can we get over it already? by goodmanj · · Score: 1

    So wait. You're saying that a group of the people most heavily invested in the status quo believe that the status quo is going to continue? Incredible!

    "Cleveland Browns Sure to Win Superbowl", says man who bet his house on the Browns.

    There are a few valid reasons to question economic impact forecasts of climate change, but "The Bilderberg Group says it won't happen" is not one of them. Time for my favorite quote again:

    "It is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his salary depends upon his not understanding it."
    -- Upton Sinclair

  19. Re:2530? by TheKidWho · · Score: 2, Informative

    The parent post is a goatse link, ignore it /.

  20. Such a bad idea. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Changing the carbon balance is very dangerous. Be very careful messing with Mother Nature.

  21. Alter genes? What could possibly go wrong? :) by youn · · Score: 1

    it's 100% safe, the same way genetically crops can not affect regular crops... or at least that's what genetically modified crop makers said :)

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  22. Genius!! by pottymouth · · Score: 0, Troll

    Now if only there was any evidence WHATSOEVER that carbon IS increasing OR that increased carbon in the atmosphere is a bad thing!! Yeah, turn that little knob and see if things get better.... OOPS! The whole system is screwed up? Just turn it back right?

    The problem here is that we don't understand the environment or our atmosphere nearly as well as a lot of scientists seeking funding for these studies would like you to think. Trying to make changes to the natural environment can cause just as many problems as it helps and that's assuming it helps AT ALL. Someday we may understand things enough to know what and how to affect change but that's certainly not today. To say it's an emergency (and ALL data says NOT!!) and we have to do something, anything!! is just stupid. Step one is having models that are reliable, step two is to be 100% certain that what's happening will have a negative enough impact to justify intervention.

    On the models thing I keep reading about how they're getting better and better and yet we still can't predict weather day to day. How good can our models be when the path of a hurricane or the formation of a tornado or what the temperature will be tomorrow is virtually unpredictable. Oh yeah, we have a probability maps but keep in mind that most environmentalists are trying to claim they can predict an increase in global temperature of less than 1 degree in 100 years. It's not valid science and those trying to claim it is are just looking for money.

    If you want to see what happens when we try to step in and HELP nature read about the history of Yellowstone National Park. We're very lucky it's still there for all the HELP we've given it....

    1. Re:Genius!! by cheekyjohnson · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Pollution is still a harmful thing even if global warming isn't real. It's true that we don't know much about our environment, but cutting down on pollution would be a good thing no matter what.

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    2. Re:Genius!! by Culture20 · · Score: 1

      Pollution is still a harmful thing even if global warming isn't real. It's true that we don't know much about our environment, but cutting down on pollution would be a good thing no matter what.

      But if anthropogenic global warming isn't real, then carbon dioxide isn't really a pollutant (it's plant food).

      BTW, I almost type anthropomorphic global warming. Now that would be neat.

    3. Re:Genius!! by Rockoon · · Score: 1

      BTW, I almost type anthropomorphic global warming. Now that would be neat.

      ..and some would argue, more true.

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    4. Re:Genius!! by cheekyjohnson · · Score: 1

      Yeah, but there are other harmful effects of pollution than just (supposedly) global warming.

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    5. Re:Genius!! by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      Lifetime measurements have been made and carbon is increasing in the atmosphere. You are the first person I've seen to actually deny that. Most of the nutjobs stick to attacking the messenger, rather than the science. They don't state it isn't happening, but move on to the second question or accuse the scientist of impropriety (usually unrelated to the science itself) and imply that such issues make their science not just unreliable, but is somehow proof of the opposite. But you actually state that there is no evidence of increasing carbon. That's 100% false. And provably so. Well, unless you lie and state you are comparing it to some unmeasured past.

      You'd better work on your denialist rhetoric if you wish to not be called on provably false statements.

    6. Re:Genius!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, but there are other harmful effects of pollution than just (supposedly) global warming.

      The discussion is about CO2 (CARBON DIOXIDE, MOTHERFUCKER!). CO2 is not really a pollutant per se, not in the traditional sense. Its only known, possible harmful affect is on a GLOBAL SCALE. In this sense, it is somewhat unique and differentiated from pollutants. Context also matters. Ozone (O3) in your office is bad. Ozone in the atmosphere blocking UV rays is generally considered good. Context matters. There is only one sense in which CO2 might be a pollutant and to be reapeatedly calling it such and ignoring posts above you with corrections, well, it makes you look really fucking stupid.

    7. Re:Genius!! by cheekyjohnson · · Score: 1

      I didn't ignore them, because if you looked at my previous posts, I never said anything about CO2. I merely said that cutting down on pollution (if you think that means pollution, well, you should probably start listening to your own examples) would be a good thing no matter what.

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    8. Re:Genius!! by pottymouth · · Score: 1

      Ha. So attacking the science is the wrong approach? Yeah, you're a bright one!

      Better get that tin foil hat back on smart one, you're brain (such as it is...) appears to be leaking out.

    9. Re:Genius!! by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      Yes, attacking science as proof of the opposite is, at best, lying. Feel free to "attack" the science with alternate science. But accusing the scientist of something then implying it somehow proves the opposite is irrational.

      Please, do attack the science. But stick to the science, and don't lie by implying that proving someone 100% wrong somehow means you are correct. There's nothing you could ever say about someone else's science that lends any credibility to your position, even if you prove it wrong. You have to actually do your own science to prove anything.

    10. Re:Genius!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I didn't ignore them, because if you looked at my previous posts, I never said anything about CO2. I merely said that cutting down on pollution (if you think that means pollution, well, you should probably start listening to your own examples) would be a good thing no matter what.

      ROOOOOOARRR! I DID LISTEN:

      You reply to this:

      But if anthropogenic global warming isn't real, then carbon dioxide isn't really a pollutant (it's plant food).

      Yeah, but there are other harmful effects of pollution than just (supposedly) global warming.

      The content and context of this thread is CARBON DIOXIDE. That is what CARBON SEQUESTRATION is all about. It is about CO2. Nothing else. It is not even about any side effects or externalities of the coal industry (strip mining, mercury). Carbon sequestration is always about CO2. CO2 is the 800 lb gorilla because it is the only thing you can't just 'scrub' out. It is inherent to a process that is: -CH(lots)+scrubbable_shit ---> (who cares) + H2O (shit loads) + CO2 (shit loads). Imagine we are talking about football and you mention your fondness for the designated hitter rule. Anybody with a lick of sense is like "what the fuck?". So, I either you are the most uncouth motherfucking poster around or an ignorant motherfucker. What kind are you?

    11. Re:Genius!! by cheekyjohnson · · Score: 1

      Pollution is still somewhat related, though. I know exactly what the other posts were talking about, but my original post was talking about other kinds of pollution.

      "So, I either you are the most uncouth motherfucking poster around or an ignorant motherfucker. What kind are you?"

      Both!

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  23. Land biomass is a lousy carbon sink by goodmanj · · Score: 4, Insightful

    A simple comparison of the size of the biological carbon reservoir on land (2000 gigatons C) and the rate at which it exchanges carbon with the atmosphere (120 gigatons/year) suggests that growing trees is a terrible way to store carbon in the long term: extra stored carbon will return to the atmosphere in a couple of decades.

    This is confirmed by a variety of real-world experiments in forest artificially enriched with CO2 and in naturally growing forests.

    You may call a dead tree "sequestered carbon", but there's a whole ecosystem full of organisms that call it "lunch". If you want to get rid of carbon, you need to either store it in a place where organisms can't get to it (for example, in the deep seafloor) or in a form that's not tasty (for example, as CO2 or carbonate rock.).

    1. Re:Land biomass is a lousy carbon sink by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Come, this is a global warming discussion. Quit throwing out facts.

    2. Re:Land biomass is a lousy carbon sink by hedwards · · Score: 1

      You don't need to prevent it from getting back into the atmosphere permanently, you just have to fix things so that it's getting sequestered as fast or faster than it's being produced. So if a tree breaks down over the years, that doesn't cause much trouble, it's counting it as permanently sequestered and acting on it that's the problem.

    3. Re:Land biomass is a lousy carbon sink by pspahn · · Score: 1

      stuff he said (why does copy/paste not work sometimes on this silly box?)

      Trees live longer than "a couple of decades". I'm sure you know this, as do others, that many trees live hundreds of years, and some live thousands.

      Also, dead trees can be used for other purposes, like building things keeping the carbon locked. This is one method being looked at to help offset the massive carbon release coming between now and the next ten years or so due to the millions of acres of forest in the Western US being ravaged by rice-sized beetles.

      Besides, scientifically altered trees are nothing new, just like scientifically altered dogs are nothing new. People have been hybridizing trees (and most plants) for a long time just like they've been doing selective breeding with dogs to get the desired characteristics. There are a lot of very smart people making new trees. These trees have superior characteristics to those already found in nature. They grow faster, live longer, get bigger, and look better.

      If you're telling me that this isn't an avenue worth considering, I think you might be high on another plant. Trees are something we use already, and replacing the crappy old Elm or Ash trees (among many others) with new hybrids that are more resistant to disease and pests is a good thing to do.

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    4. Re:Land biomass is a lousy carbon sink by goodmanj · · Score: 1

      Trees live longer than "a couple of decades". I'm sure you know this, as do others, that many trees live hundreds of years, and some live thousands.

      The carbon stored in the tree trunks lasts a long time, but it's only a small fraction of the total carbon in a forest. The carbon stored in fallen and decaying roots, leaves and branches is much larger, but is converted back into CO2 in a few years. The "few decades" is an average.

      But don't take my word for it: let's hear it from someone who actually grew a forest in an artificially high CO2 atmosphere:

      "Our results indicate that forest soils such as these will not significantly mitigate anthropogenic C inputs to the atmosphere. The organic matter pools receiving large annual C inputs have short mean residence times, while those with slow turnover rates receive small annual inputs."

      Here's another:

      "Wood increment increased significantly during the first year of exposure, but subsequently most of the extra C was allocated to production of leaves and fine roots. These pools turn over more rapidly than wood, thereby reducing the potential of the forest stand to sequester additional C in response to atmospheric CO2 enrichment."

      See here for my comments on locking tree carbon into housing.

      I'm all in favor of CO2 mitigation and have no qualms about reengineering trees: my problem is that the numbers just don't add up.

    5. Re:Land biomass is a lousy carbon sink by pspahn · · Score: 1

      "Our results indicate that forest soils such as these will not significantly mitigate anthropogenic C inputs to the atmosphere. The organic matter pools receiving large annual C inputs have short mean residence times, while those with slow turnover rates receive small annual inputs."

      This study was done on loblolly pines in the South. You have to keep something in mind here, this study is not going to be accurate when you look at forests in more arid climates such as the West. The biomass simply isn't going to decay as quickly in drier climates.

      The second study you cited seems to be based on deciduous forests, specifically sweetgums. Again, not relevant to the spruce, fir, pine forests of the West.

      Show me a similar study with similar results on arid climate evergreens like bristlecones and pinons. The lodgepole pines and, to a lesser extent, ponderosa pines that are being decimated by pine beetle are expected to have a "shelf-life" of 7-10 years after death.

      Another consideration is that the fallen needles and decayed wood helps promote fertile soil for the plants to continue on in subsequent generations. So while that aspect of the biomass does decay more quickly, it is also reabsorbed back into new growth more quickly.

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    6. Re:Land biomass is a lousy carbon sink by TheTurtlesMoves · · Score: 1

      my problem is that the numbers just don't add up.

      This is the case for so many of the proposed solutions. No one seems to just run basic numbers on them. Once you do, most of the being more green, isn't really doing anything outside the obvious "feel good" --now let me drive my SUV to store kind of thing.

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    7. Re:Land biomass is a lousy carbon sink by AlejoHausner · · Score: 1

      You could prevent the trees from rotting and returning the CO2 to the atmosphere: bury the trees deep underground. Just daydreaming, but we could chop down the forests that cover mountains, strip off the tops of the mountains, haul the trees there, and cover them with the overburden we had removed. Strip mining in reverse.

      And, millions of years in the future, we could do it all in reverse order.

  24. Re:2530? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    DAMN IT AND DAMN YOU!

  25. what I'd rather see by rev_sanchez · · Score: 1

    What I've always wished for is that cars and boats and other fossil fuel burning vehicles that would concentrate their exhaust into solid pellets. What I have in my mind is a picture of bulldozers crapping charcoal briquettes all over a work site.

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    1. Re:what I'd rather see by hedwards · · Score: 1

      Not feasible, that would require a lot of pressure which would have to come from somewhere. The exhaust system of a car is designed to keep pressure down as much as possible for efficiency reasons.

  26. Re:2530? by WillDraven · · Score: 3, Informative

    Thanks to xpnd.it I don't have to rely on being warned. Just have to hover over any shortened link to see where it ends up.

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  27. Why bother with GM, by PinkyGigglebrain · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I know of a plant that can generate 4 times the cellulose per acre than trees.

    It takes less than a year to mature rather than 10-20 years with trees.

    It needs no fertilizer or insecticide, and is unaffected by increased UV.

    It grows almost anywhere the climate is right, and that covers a big area.

    Grow it, cut it down, give the nutrients a few weeks to leech back into the soil then haul away the cellulose and fill old mines with it, use it for paper, plastic feedstock, etc..

    No GM needed.

    The plant?

    Hemp.

    (cue old lame jokes about getting high, comments in general opposition, etc.)

    _

    1. Re:Why bother with GM, by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The money stacked aginst that ever happening in the USA is huge...

      Law enforcment
      Legal systems
      Jails and corrections
      Wood producers
      Paper producers
      Plastic producers
      Textile companys
      Lot feed companys
      Fuel industrys
      Chemical companys
      Drug companys
      Beer companys even..

      And all the way down the list to the #1 oppoisition of legalization... Drug dealers.

      Yeah thats a buttload of cash stacked up vs. a smart idea. So it just aint gonna happen. Not until you get a whole ton of people to stop worshipping money...

    2. Re:Why bother with GM, by canajin56 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Hemp isn't actually marijuana. Listing reasons why they wouldn't legalize weed instead of hemp is like using heroin as an argument against using poppy-seeds in the baking industry.

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    3. Re:Why bother with GM, by couchslug · · Score: 1

      Chemical pleasure interferes with worshipping Jesus. Any pleasure religion cannot control is bad and must be punished, hence the War on Some Drugs, and the war on commercial hemp cultivation.

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    4. Re:Why bother with GM, by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      hemp? try planting farms of kudzu. as a bonus, unlike with hemp, you won't ever be able to get rid of it.

    5. Re:Why bother with GM, by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      Ahh but commercial hemp cultivation != drugs. On top of that it's perfectly legal and a farmer in most countries simply needs a licence and agree to a periodic THC content analysis of his crop which is also quite cheap.

    6. Re:Why bother with GM, by Black+Gold+Alchemist · · Score: 1

      I know of a another plant, a very cheap one. It can generate far more than hemp or trees.

      It takes days to grow.

      It needs no fertilizer, insecticide, only seawater

      It grows almost anywhere you like, and that covers a big area

      People spend a great deal trying to get rid of it every year

      Crush it, press it, throw it in to a coal power plant. Gasify it, turn it in to oil

      No GM needed.

      The plant?

      Algae.

      (cue general commentary about how a technological solution is infeasible, thus all are, how water is a crisis when there is an ocean of it, etc.)

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    7. Re:Why bother with GM, by lee1026 · · Score: 1

      Problem is that unlike trees, it doesn't come in large superdense chunks that bio organisms find hard to munch on. (Things that eat wood exist, yes, but they are far less common then things that will eat leaves.

  28. Oh no no no by sea4ever · · Score: 1

    This is terrifying.
    Nature has a nice balance all set up and we've screwed it. The trees have that rate of sequestering carbon for a very good reason.
    What we did is that we put more carbon into the atmosphere, we didn't alter any of the 'regulatory systems', we only put in more carbon.
    Now if we were to go and alter trees I'm fairly certain that in the long term, once the carbon goes back to pre-industrial-age levels, the trees will then be the problem. I'm sure that the trees will begin to bring about 'global cooling' and we will have to balance against the trees by releasing carbon.
    This is not an ideal situation. Don't go altering nature and creating another problem. What they should do is take the excess carbon out and leave nature in it's nice balance again.
    Ok, that's all I have to say.

    1. Re:Oh no no no by PinkyGigglebrain · · Score: 1

      Humans DID alter the regulatory mechanism. By cutting down the trees and preventing them from reforesting the clear-cut areas we interfered with part of carbon cycle.

      Add in the extra carbon and it goes down hill from there.

      aside: ever notice how we say "down hill" when we mean something negative/declining? Is it because the path to increased disorder is always the easiest, like going down a hill?

    2. Re:Oh no no no by Belial6 · · Score: 1

      I have no idea what planet you live on, but here on earth, nature is not in balance, and never was. The weather has been all over the map both before and during human existence. More species of life have gone extinct without human influence than humans have even had contact with.

      "Nature in balance" is a fairy tale.

    3. Re:Oh no no no by cdrguru · · Score: 1

      The path to a "natural" solution is to put the planet back on the track it was 40,000 years ago or so. Trees growing where it is reasonable for trees to grow and no humans getting in the way of that.

      We could go back to that with small groups of people living on subsistance farms. No electricity. No fossil fuels. Eating what the grow with little or no trade between groups because of limited transportation (no fuels) and no manufacturing. Earth would likely recover nicely in a few hundred years.

      The problem is, how do we get there? Can we convince rural farmers in India that their way and they way they have lived for thousands of years is good enough? Can we convince everyone in Japan that their lives are unsustainable and they have to go?

      My guess is probably not. Perhaps a violently radical enough group could grab power and force war big enough to kill 90% of the people with the sole aim being to restore the planet to a pristine state, but I don't know of any such groups yet. Maybe we should start one?

    4. Re:Oh no no no by roju · · Score: 1

      More species of life have gone extinct without human influence than humans have even had contact with.

      Is that the murder defense that Johnnie Cochran used for OJ? "More people have gone dead without human influence than OJ has even had contact with."

    5. Re:Oh no no no by Belial6 · · Score: 1

      No, but it could have been used if OJ were being accused of changing the earth from a world without murder to one with it.

  29. terraforming mars by Inoculate86 · · Score: 1

    This sounds like something that would be useful for a mission to mars to terraform it.

  30. Genetically modify? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why not just plant more Sycamores/Plain trees?

  31. Re:2530? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    One would think that anyone who has used internet for the last 10 years were immune to goatse by now. Hey, I wouldn't mind having it as backdrop.

    Now where did that pain4 image go?

  32. Re:Can we get over it already? by phantomfive · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Just so you know, around here, links to scientists get a lot more respect than links to 'movers and shakers.' Most of us personally probably know more about the situation than those 'movers and shakers' so we don't care what they think. That's why you are a troll (although I wouldn't say troll, I'd say ignorant).

    Among scientists, there is no doubt that adding CO2 to the atmosphere will increase the temperature. The only questions remaining are, "how much?" and "what will be the effect?" Personally I am looking forward to global warming and drive my car as much as possible to encourage it, but even I know that CO2 warms the earth (ok that was a joke, but still....)

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  33. altering man'kind' to spew less carbon by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    it's in the works.

    the search continues;
    google.com/search?hl=en&source=hp&q=weather+manipulation

    google.com/search?hl=en&source=hp&q=bush+cheney+wolfowitz+rumsfeld+wmd+oil+freemason+blair+obama+weather+authors

    meanwhile (as it may take a while longer to finish wrecking this 'universe'); the corepirate nazi illuminati is always hunting that patch of red on almost everyones' neck. if they cannot find yours (greed, fear ego etc...) then you can go starve. that's their (slippery/slimy) 'platform' now. see also: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Antisocial_personality_disorder

    never a better time to consult with/trust in our creators. the lights are coming up rapidly all over now. see you there?

    greed, fear & ego (in any order) are unprecedented evile's primary weapons. those, along with deception & coercion, helps most of us remain (unwittingly?) dependent on its' life0cidal hired goons' agenda. most of our dwindling resources are being squandered on the 'wars', & continuation of the billionerrors stock markup FraUD/pyramid schemes. nobody ever mentions the real long term costs of those debacles in both life & any notion of prosperity for us, or our children. not to mention the abuse of the consciences of those of us who still have one, & the terminal damage to our atmosphere (see also: manufactured 'weather', hot etc...). see you on the other side of it? the lights are coming up all over now. the fairytail is winding down now. let your conscience be your guide. you can be more helpful than you might have imagined. we now have some choices. meanwhile; don't forget to get a little more oxygen on your brain, & look up in the sky from time to time, starting early in the day. there's lots going on up there.

    "The current rate of extinction is around 10 to 100 times the usual background level, and has been elevated above the background level since the Pleistocene. The current extinction rate is more rapid than in any other extinction event in earth history, and 50% of species could be extinct by the end of this century. While the role of humans is unclear in the longer-term extinction pattern, it is clear that factors such as deforestation, habitat destruction, hunting, the introduction of non-native species, pollution and climate change have reduced biodiversity profoundly.' (wiki)

    "I think the bottom line is, what kind of a world do you want to leave for your children," Andrew Smith, a professor in the Arizona State University School of Life Sciences, said in a telephone interview. "How impoverished we would be if we lost 25 percent of the world's mammals," said Smith, one of more than 100 co-authors of the report. "Within our lifetime hundreds of species could be lost as a result of our own actions, a frightening sign of what is happening to the ecosystems where they live," added Julia Marton-Lefevre, IUCN director general. "We must now set clear targets for the future to reverse this trend to ensure that our enduring legacy is not to wipe out many of our closest relatives."--

    "The wealth of the universe is for me. Every thing is explicable and practical for me .... I am defeated all the time; yet to victory I am born." --emerson

    no need to confuse 'religion' with being a spiritual being. our soul purpose here is to care for one another. failing that, we're simply passing through (excess baggage) being distracted/consumed by the guaranteed to fail illusionary trappings of man'kind'. & recently (about 10,000 years ago) it was determined that hoarding & excess by a few, resulted in negative consequences for all.

    consult with/trust in your creators. providing more than enough of everything for everyone (without any distracting/spiritdead personal gain motives), whilst badtolling unprecedented evile, using an unlimited supply of newclear power, since/until forever. see you there?

    "If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will heal their land." )one does not need to agree whois in charge to grasp the notion that there may be some assistance available to us(

    boeing, boeing, gone.

  34. Sweet by cheekyjohnson · · Score: 1

    Now, if this works out, we can ignore the actual problem! Pollution? These trees will take care of most of it...

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  35. I think it's a great idea ... by ScrewMaster · · Score: 3, Funny

    Those carbon-heavy logs will burn great in my fireplace.

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  36. Big, Fat Trees by b4upoo · · Score: 2, Funny

    While America seeks to shrink the waist lines of its population apparently we intend to raise some really huge trees. Or as an alternative maybe we could just encourage kudzo vines to grow. We can blanket America with Kudzo with almost no effort at all.

    1. Re: Big, Fat Trees by robot256 · · Score: 1

      Hey, that's a great idea! We Americans are the innovators again! We are sequestering carbon in the human population at even greater rates! Obesity will save the world!

  37. Time and cost by Kupfernigk · · Score: 5, Insightful
    Unfortunately many economists seem to fail to take into account the actual difficulties of developing and introducing new technologies. They like to use the example of wartime, but in fact that isn't a good one - as military technology gets more advanced, it too is taking ever longer to get into production.

    The point is that we have workable approaches in a short timescale - consumption reduction using insulation, legislation and smaller vehicles. We have workable approaches in the 5-10 year scale (wind and offshore wind), and in the 10-20 year scale (nuclear and replacement of coal with gas fired plants). All the bio and geo engineering approaches have huge potential downsides and would be unlikely to be proven safe for use, or workable in much under 20-30 years. And then we have fusion, which in 1960 was 10 years in the future and now in 2010 is reckoned to be 60 years in the future, if you believe the reports in that treehugger rag Scientific American.

    Lomborg now seems to be significantly backtracking on his earlier views, and Dyson is simply negligible - he is a retired physicist, from a generation when physicists were generally quite ignorant of statistics, not a climatologist or a mathematical modeller. It is hard to find any qualified people who would support him.

    The issue here is that you AGW deniers simply have a new tack - the argue that we need to do "some science, some research" because you don't like the results of all the science and research so far, and so simply extend into the future the time when we actually need to do anything. You are like people who are trying to prove that a coin isn't biased. Every time it's tossed it comes up heads, and you keep asking for one more toss in the hope it comes up tails - somehow imagining that the one tail will somehow negate the long sequence of heads. It is human nature - but it is not science, or a good basis for public policy.

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    1. Re:Time and cost by haruchai · · Score: 1

      I'd mod you up to 11, if I could

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    2. Re:Time and cost by geekpowa · · Score: 1

      "from a generation when physicists were generally quite ignorant of statistics, not a climatologist or a mathematical modeller" Interesting given that main criticism levelled at key Climatologists is their lack of statistical competency; something I have verified for myself by pulling apart a couple of papers published by the national weather bureau in the country I live in.

      "Every time it's tossed it comes up heads, and you keep asking for one more toss in the hope it comes up tails" So there is clear and unambiguous empirical evidence that warming observed to date (0.7 land surface, 0.3 sea surface) is entirely man made (global not local) and most certainly catastrophic? Fantastic, please share. Because you know what: being a "denier" sucks: because broader community aligns with views such as your own thinks that people such as myself are somehow mentally deficient and/or morally bankrupt.

      Given the sheer amount of money and man-hours spent on researching this issue: you would think that you were at a point where you could easily post a URL or 4 that all but closes the loop and provides absolutely compelling evidence and a reasoned line of argument for this to which any intelligent and reasonable person from a engineering/technical background will surely accept. The basic narrative sounds reasonable enough: more co2 = more warming and it has been warming and co2 has been increasing so QED: but when you approach the issue with some rigour things are not so nice and simple.

      Once upon a time I was a believer: but the more I've looked for actual evidence the more I found it to be wanting. And now I find myself in an awkward position of being a maligned minority and have to suffer poorly conceived stereotypes such as the one you paint above.

    3. Re:Time and cost by kiddygrinder · · Score: 1

      don't bother, you can't argue people un-stupid.

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    4. Re:Time and cost by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      consumption reduction using insulation, legislation and smaller vehicles

      Reducing energy use in one area saves money which allows for the spending of money on energy use in another area. There is a high correlation between money spent and energy used.

    5. Re:Time and cost by deapbluesea · · Score: 1

      But all the models predict it. Never mind that the models failed to predict the last 100 years, 50 years, or 10 years accurately and we are constantly "updating" our models.

      If you look at the current body of research, as it appears you have, you'll see two sides, the side that used models to predict something, bent and distorted them until they fit a particular window of interest, then projected out 100 years and said "See, we're all gonna die!".

      The other side looks at the data gathered from ice cores, tree rings, land and ocean reporting stations, etc and does statistical analysis on it. Again, the curve is fit to a window of data, then extrapolated forward to predict what will happen. The same conclusion is "See, we're all gonna die!".

      My point is that we still don't have a model with sufficient fidelity, nor enough understanding of the underlying processes of cloud formation, CO2 concentration, methane, ethane, oxygen, urban sprawl, plant decay, etc to be able to draw any kind of strong conclusion. Instead, we continue tweaking models, fitting the data a new way, and allowing people like Al Gore to drastically overstate what we actually know so that /.'ers everywhere can feel superior in the knowledge they gleaned from Wiki over the last five minutes.

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  38. Excess CO2 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Excess co2 is a non problem, precisely indicated in the article premise. As we have more co2 in the atmosphere, the existing plants, including food crops, will suck it up. It may lag a bit, but this is what will happen. We don't even need super trees, just more "regular" trees. Excess wood can be turned into biochar to be provided to the planet's farms, for deep plowing in.

    CO2 is not a problem, it is an ASSET, a valuable resource. Having a war on carbon is the stupidest thing humans can do right now. That so many greenies have been faked out by this latest wall street cap and trade SCAM is astounding. That is what is behind the war on carbon, those looters want the entire planet to pay for non existent carbon problem "credits" so they have trillions more in free money handed to them. It is a huge con, designed by ENRON, and then run with from the likes of goldman sachs, etc.

    Wake up before it is too late, do your own research, see where the war on carbon came from, go find your own links.

    1. Re:Excess CO2 by Fantastic+Lad · · Score: 1, Funny


      Excess co2 is a non problem, precisely indicated in the article premise. As we have more co2 in the atmosphere, the existing plants, including food crops, will suck it up. It may lag a bit, but this is what will happen. We don't even need super trees, just more "regular" trees. Excess wood can be turned into biochar to be provided to the planet's farms, for deep plowing in.

      CO2 is not a problem, it is an ASSET, a valuable resource. Having a war on carbon is the stupidest thing humans can do right now. That so many greenies have been faked out by this latest wall street cap and trade SCAM is astounding. That is what is behind the war on carbon, those looters want the entire planet to pay for non existent carbon problem "credits" so they have trillions more in free money handed to them. It is a huge con, designed by ENRON, and then run with from the likes of goldman sachs, etc.

      Wake up before it is too late, do your own research, see where the war on carbon came from, go find your own links.

      I almost modded you up, but then I realized that simply re-quoting you was more effective. Your ideas are worth exploring by anybody who is a little vague or confused by the whole global warming scam. The most loudly marketed idea is generally guaranteed to be a lie. This one faked us out because Al Gore seemed like such a nice and earnest guy, but his science and his connections demonstrated that he is a liar or a fool or both. Putting a believable and apparently trust-worthy leadership figure at the head of a con job, (Obama being another example), is enormously effective.

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  39. Re:Can we get over it already? by Jedi+Alec · · Score: 1

    And in politics, the major question is "Are we going to do something about it now or leave it for our kids to deal with?".

    And living in a country that has over half of its landmass below sealevel, I'm personally in favor of "right fucking now". ;-)

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  40. The hardest part by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    was engineering trees to have lips so they can suck on tail pipes.

  41. Coppicing by Colin+Smith · · Score: 1

    You don't have to replant trees. Many simply keep growing when you cut them down, and in fact they grow faster because the root system is already in place.

    Combined with pyrolysis/charcoal making => agri/biochar for farming gives you an energy positive, economically positive mechanism for sequestering vast amounts of carbon.

    As if that really was the problem.

     

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  42. That's why you pyrolyse it by Colin+Smith · · Score: 1

    And form charcoal, which is mostly inedible.

    Google "Terra preta".
     

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    1. Re:That's why you pyrolyse it by goodmanj · · Score: 1

      That'd work, but you've gone from a mostly hands-off, passive technology to a massive industrial process involving harvesting and processing ten billion tons of trees a year.

      And if you're going to harvest 'em, you might as well burn them completely as biomass. After all, mining coal, burning it for energy creating CO2, reclaiming the CO2 in trees, converting the trees *back* into coal and dumping the coal back in the ground is crazy: might as well just skip the coal step.

    2. Re:That's why you pyrolyse it by Colin+Smith · · Score: 1

      After all, mining coal, burning it for energy creating CO2, reclaiming the CO2 in trees, converting the trees *back* into coal and dumping the coal back in the ground is crazy: might as well just skip the coal step.

      It depends whether you see the point as carbon sequestration or energy generation. For pure energy generation you'd be right, though there are faster growing weeds which generate more biomass than trees.

      If you think current CO2 levels are a problem then this is an energy positive way of sequestering carbon. Course it isn't economically viable unless you see CO2 as a problem and are willing to make producers pay for the damage being done.
       

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  43. a bad solution to a bad situation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How about just teaching all those third world horndogs to use condoms (unfortunately this will never happen. If those third world horndogs knew enough to use condoms, they wouldn't be third world in the first place).

    So a good solution to a bad situation remains elusive.

  44. Re:Can we get over it already? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    fuck you and your arguement sinclair was a communist socialist. he would LOVE for the government to take over the ecomony with global warming excuses go prove me right, mod me down you retarded faggots.

  45. Fixing the problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is too funny. Instead of humans fixing the problem, we fix the symptoms. This will only create more problems.

  46. How About Just MORE TREES? by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 1

    With the effort put into GM'ing trees, with all the unknown risks and huge costs of any significant deployment, how about just planting more trees that naturally evolved to survive in these ecosystems? Making more things out of wood, and less out of concrete and plastic, sinking atmospheric carbon instead of generating more mines.

    That might not sound as sexy, but it does offer profits to the old and powerful owners of large tracts of forests, and countries with historically forested lands that don't have lots of oil and gas deposits, which should benefit from a complete accounting of the costs of carbon pollution vs sequestration.

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  47. Or... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Or you could..BUILD HOUSES AND FURNITURE with it for the BILLION people on the planet who live in rank cob job hovels now.

    Of course, YOU already have a nice place to live, so obviously the only solution is some sort of expensive boon doggle instead of USING all that carbon to make people's lives better.

    And then we can convert coal burning plkqants that already exist to use wood instead. That's another viable alternative so we can level off the amount released into the atmosphere.

    Nothing new needs to be invented, no more patents are required, no ripoff "cap and trade" wall street "credits", no extra "laws" needed or "government", just USE THE WOOD FOR THE BENEFIT OF ALL OF HUMANITY AND THE OTHER ANIMALS AND KEEP PLANTING MORE TREES.

    If we have enough trees, we don't need as much coal, do you get it now?

    1. Re:Or... by goodmanj · · Score: 2, Informative

      Easy with the shouting there, buddy, I'm an environmentalist like yourself, I just care enough to do the math to find solutions that will actually work.

      To sequester enough carbon to offset the 7 gigatons of carbon burned annually, you'd have to build an American-sized house for every family on Earth every 4 years or so, and never, ever demolish them. (assumptions: 1.5 billion households, house contains 15 tons of wood.)

      That's kind of a little more housing than we need: there's no way housing can suck up the necessary amount of carbon.

      But hey, at least we'd solve the housing problem right? No. If you look at all the folks living in hovels in the middle of rainforests, it should be clear that the problem with housing isn't lack of wood, it's the cost of labor and energy to chop down all those trees, move them to where people live, and make houses out of them.

      As for burning trees for biomass power, it should be clear from my other posts that I'm in favor of this. But TFA, and my reply, were specifically about *sequestering* tree carbon, not burning it.

    2. Re:Or... by goodmanj · · Score: 1

      (assumptions: 1.5 billion households, house contains 15 tons of wood.)

      Correction: I assumed 30 tons of wood, which is about 15 tons of carbon.

  48. Keeling curve by mangu · · Score: 2, Informative

    Now if only there was any evidence WHATSOEVER that carbon IS increasing

    Look here

    1. Re:Keeling curve by pottymouth · · Score: 1

      What you're looking at is a Wiki entry and, even if we assume it's correct (ha!!) it only covers the last 50 years. That's an infinitesimally small period of time given the life time of earth (or even human existence on earth. What were the levels 100 years ago? 200? 1000? Don't know? That's right. No one was measuring them at that time. Certainly not in a way that can be summed up. The other problem is where are these readings taken from? North pole? South pole? All over the world and averaged? Median? That's my argument that this isn't a science at all. It's a religion that makes it extremely difficult to cull the noise from the legitimate data. For all we know carbon goes up and down on a 1000 year cycle that's peaking right now.

      Actually there have been measurements taken from ice cores that "seem" to indicate just that (not 1000 years but 27000 years).

      A wiki entry does not legitimate data make and it's certainly not the whole story.

  49. Re:What happens .. snowball earth! by theshowmecanuck · · Score: 1

    Naw, this just postpones the inevitable. Since this is a man made solution, it will just tip the balance the other way and we'll have way too much O2 in the atmosphere. It will be way easier to start fires to keep warm. And then we'll end up burning down all the genetically engineered super CO2 eating trees in one fire storm, heating the atmosphere back up with the energy released in the fires, compounding it by the greenhouse effect from the burning trees, and we'll all drown when Antarctica melts.

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  50. I guess proposal provides evidence... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That no matter how clever you think you are (meaning those who made this proposal) that they really have no clue at all.

    From bothering to read the proposal it is clear that they have no clue as to what their "solution" would do, what effect it would have on the current biomes and the consequences of that.

    Genetic engineering = the insane creating their own insane asylum.

  51. Re:Can we get over it already? by Dragoniz3r · · Score: 1

    I'd be in favor of finding somewhere else to live, just in case the rest of the world doesn't acquiesce to the steps necessary to insure my current locale doesn't flood... but y'know, whatever works for you...

  52. Barbol by garompeta · · Score: 1

    Please go wrong, please go wrong, please go wrong! I want a race of sentient trees!!

  53. Money by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The reason why hemp (and marijuana for that matter) remain illegal is simple: the business of government profits more by keeping it illegal. By abolishing prohibition, the elite at the top of the pyramid would lose their justification for billions of dollars per year in cash flow. That's billions of dollars passing through their hands, which they exploit every year for personal gain.

    Did I just claim that government cares more about making money than justice OR the envionment? You're damn right I did.

    1. Re:Money by TheTurtlesMoves · · Score: 1

      Hemp growing for material in many places is not illegal. Hemp plants that is good for material is not so good for smoking.

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  54. Brockman by audiojon · · Score: 1

    I for one welcome our new arboreal overlords!

  55. What happens to the tree? by evilsofa · · Score: 1

    Stupid question time, but what happens to the tree? I mean, how does it sequester more carbon than a normal tree? Does it simply grow bigger? Is the wood more dense or less dense? Does it become more flammable or less flammable? Will increasing the size of the root system have negative consequences such as reducing the number of trees in a given area?

  56. long-lived forms of carbon by ChrisMaple · · Score: 1

    So, we're genetically altering trees to form diamonds?

    FWIW, as a general rule the faster a tree grows, the lighter and weaker the wood it produces.

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  57. exactly, and hence whatcouldpossiblygowrong by aliquis · · Score: 1

    We don't want to be _WITHOUT_ green house gases.

    I'd take higher global temperature and sea levels over frozen ice ball any year of infinity.

    Also snow & ice = reflective = even colder. Good luck with that.

    "So what? Then we'd just burn and sprinkle the coal from the trees over the snow and turn it black!"

    FFS stop coming up with stupid experiments. Sure, plant more trees if you want to. Almost the whole fucking world has though it was a good idea to get rid of them so they don't have any either (and shitty soil, less water, less wood to burn, ...)

  58. Sequestering carbon with known technologies by OliverSparrow · · Score: 3, Informative

    The Amazon soil, normally red, is scattered with dark patches. These are charcoal residues from human occupation, some of them thousands of years old. Elemental particulate carbon is a good cation exchange medium - it sequesters nutrients - and it makes these patches extremely fertile when compared to untouched soil.

    A good plan might be to is to char biomass and simply plough it into soil, if carbon sequestration is what you are about. This can eb combined with conventional agriculture. (NB by the way, that a field covered in soya or sugar cane exchanges as much carbon as a tropical rain forest: it's just and energy-in energy-out issue. Standing tropical forest holds about twice as much carbon as uncharred sugar cane, but less if the residue bagasse were to be charred and storred.) The issue with forests is biodiversity, not net photosynthesis.

    Consider another practical CO2 sequestration project. Provide the simple, locally-sourced technology and then pay India small holders to set up cheap windmills, not for power but to grind chunks of the immense Deccan Flats to a powder. Why? Because these hundreds of cubic kilometres of rock are made of a basic basalt, one that rapidly absorbs CO2 when it is ground up and so exposed to air. What you get from the residue are new rice paddies.

    It is thought that the reason that the climate got cold after the 15C-hotter-than-now Eocene is that the newly-forming Himalayas began to erode, fixing CO2 as they did so. The resulting carbonates are under Bangaldesh and in the Bay of Bengal.

    Another good scheme is to use biomass-based carbon as a spine on which to hang solar (etc) derived hydrogen. The result is called diesel or gasoline. Doing this uses 1950s technology, and is a lot cheaper than many alternatives. You can of course burn it in cars, using established technology and known, safe handling systems. You have tens of millions of trained technicians already on stream. Hydrogen is, by contrast, a nightmare fuel: low energy density, hard to store and with a tendency to embrittle anything in which it is stored, essentially explosive in any contact with the atmosphere. And as to electricity! Has anyone seen a Lithium battery on fire? Think disruptive crash - fizz, crackle, boof.

  59. Re:2530? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You forgot to click the anonymous box, jackass.

  60. So when the job is done... by AverageJoe8686 · · Score: 1

    ...where's the off button?

  61. Doesn't work like that - follow the money by Kupfernigk · · Score: 1
    It wasn't the environmentalists. They were just the excuse. The truth is that nuclear power was introduced much too soon, before the problems were fully understood. The first plants were under-designed before all the problems of metallurgy and construction were sorted out, (both Windscale and Chernobyl were indirectly the result of a metallurgical problem) and the problem of waste wasn't sufficiently addressed. The same is true of steam power, but the nineteenth century history of boiler explosions and fires resulted in smaller disasters, in a day when communications were such that most people didn't know how many there were.

    The end result was that nuclear power turned out to be more expensive than coal or gas, so nobody wanted to build nuclear plants as there seemed to be no compelling reason to do so.

    The latest designs are still proving hard to commercialise (I take part in the UK's consultation, I see the papers) and it is proving hard to get across that dry storage of waste for about 100 years is actually the best solution, because it looks like an excuse for not building a repository.

    So, as someone who believes that we do need more nuclear power, I think you are utterly and completely wrong. It would have been better had we not built nuclear plants till around 2000, when we knew what we were going. We would then be able to put them in the right places, and we would not have a horrifying build up of unidentified and hard to treat hot waste. What has harmed nuclear power is short sightedness and gung-ho engineering. By the time nuclear power becomes acceptable, we may well have had to put other solutions into place.

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  62. Oboy! Charcoal-Briquette Trees! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    *That's* goinna be some really *big* bbq's!

    Forestfulls of charcoal-briquette trees, soils force-pumped full of charcoal to the point of making peat look like damp water - firewise... Why not have the trees produce gasoline too? And drip it from the leaves. Like resin. Or amber. Charcoal-briquette napalm forests. Yea!

    They could be used to help Louisianna recover from "that minor oil-related incident", as bippy would be wont to render it.

    Fortunately we won't worry about the briquette genes getting into the human food-chain. That's impossible, right? Just like soy, canola, corn, etc. Whew! Imagine this getting into the Amazon. Or anywhere. How about Mars?

  63. your pants are warming by marcuz · · Score: 1

    I thought man made global warming was a hoax. Its smart to call it climate change these days.

  64. Please dont alter a system you dont understand by kentsin · · Score: 1, Insightful

    DO NOT hack weather.

    It is more harmful and dangerous than you think.