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The Encryption Pioneer Who Was Written Out of History

nk497 writes "Clifford Cocks is one of three British men who developed an encryption system while working for the UK government in the early 1970s, but was forced to keep the innovation quiet for national security reasons. Just a few years later, their Public Encryption Key was developed separately by US researchers at Stanford and MIT, and eventually evolved into the RSA encryption algorithm, which now secures billions of transactions on the internet every day. 'The first I knew about [the US discovery] was when I read about it in Scientific American. I opened it one lunchtime and saw a description and thought, "Ah, that's what we did,"' he said. 'You don't go into the business to get external credit and recognition — quite the opposite. Quite honestly, the main reaction was one of complete surprise that this had actually been discovered outside.' The UK trio have now won recognition for their accomplishment in the form of the Milestone Award from the Institute of Electrical and Electronics Engineers."

238 comments

  1. Well... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you sign an NDA, don't complain about lack of recognition...

    1. Re:Well... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      NDA in this case would have been the Official Secrets Act.

    2. Re:Well... by Goffee71 · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I bet they forgot to tick the "don't let our government gift more of our cool sh!t to America" box at the bottom either. One day you're going to find our Queen left in a cardboard box on the steps of the Whitehouse with a note saying "sorry, we can't afford her any more, please take care of her - one lump of suger in her tea, etc."

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    3. Re:Well... by syousef · · Score: 1

      I bet they forgot to tick the "don't let our government gift more of our cool sh!t to America" box at the bottom either.

      One day you're going to find our Queen left in a cardboard box on the steps of the Whitehouse with a note saying "sorry, we can't afford her any more, please take care of her - one lump of suger in her tea, etc."

      Hey! You can't make fun of the Queen like that!!!

      You should have correctly spelt sugar.

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    4. Re:Well... by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      She spells it "Zucker"

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    5. Re:Well... by ObsessiveMathsFreak · · Score: 3, Insightful

      The history of post-War British technology has been a long succession of failed innovations which shortly afterwards have been appropriated and successfully marketed by American companies: Jet airliners, liquid crystal displays, public key encryption, home computers, the Web, and Pop Idol. Whichever British scientists don't end up emigrating to the US outright usually end up working for the US economy anyway.

      Sadly, as a nation, the British seem not only contented with this state of affairs, but actually quite proud of their "special relationship". I blame the BBC for buying too many syndicated shows.

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    6. Re:Well... by dintech · · Score: 1

      It doesn't apply to spys.

    7. Re:Well... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Can we just have Canada instead? I hear that the fishing is really good up there.

    8. Re:Well... by Chrisq · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The history of post-War British technology has been a long succession of failed innovations which shortly afterwards have been appropriated and successfully marketed by American companies: Jet airliners, liquid crystal displays, public key encryption, home computers, the Web, and Pop Idol.

      Having them take pop-idol almost makes up for them getting all the others.

    9. Re:Well... by Gordonjcp · · Score: 1, Interesting

      No, we're not contented with it. The trouble is, we've had 30 years of right-wing government since 1979, which has emphasised the financial sector above all else. The Thatcher government shut down the shipyards, the steel mills that supplied the shipyards, and the coal pits that supplied the steel mills. Then, if that wasn't enough, the Conservatives sold off the railways and the post office. Now we have expensive crap trains, an expensive crap postal service, and expensive crap telephone system. Then John Major's government managed to screw the economy until the Stock Market collapsed in 1992. As a little parting gift, they did away with student grants, so now students leave university with anything up to £100k of debt.

      This paved the way for the Labour government, who decided that if you can't beat 'em you should join 'em. They set about selling off any publically-owned service that was left, pocketed the cash that they didn't spunk on things like the London Eye and Millenium Dome. Once again, though, right-wing politics lead to the inevitable economic collapse as they encouraged people to pay crazy prices for houses, with mortgages that no-one in their right mind would consider.

      We're now in a position where the Conservative-Liberal coalition is slightly left of where "New Labour" (now *that* sounds Orwellian, does it not?) started in 1997. It doesn't look like they're going to do anything to stem the rising tide of anti-intellectualism. We're stuffed, basically. Maybe seeking asylum in Somalia would work out better, I just don't know.

    10. Re:Well... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think you're mis-remembering the student grant situation. It was actually Blair's bunch who did away with student grants - I know because my final year was '97/'98 and I was one of the last lot to actually get a grant ("New Labour" being elected in 1997 and the grants going away in either 1998 or '99 IIRC, but either way they were definitely still around when Tony came to power - I remember a tory student gloating that although labour had been elected they were "paying back" the labour voting students by sticking a knife in their backs over grants).

    11. Re:Well... by Lumpy · · Score: 3, Funny

      The reason Brits dont make Home computers is that they cant figure out how to make them leak oil.

      And YES I have owned 3 british cars and to british bikes... I have experienced British engineering first hand.

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    12. Re:Well... by Gordonjcp · · Score: 1

      I got a loan because grants had been severely limited by 1991.

    13. Re:Well... by xenn · · Score: 1

      Oh no you di'nt

      NZ claims the right to that...

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Popstars

      IN YOUR FACE WORLD!

      muh ha ha ha ?!@?!

    14. Re:Well... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      appropriated You HAVE to be kidding. The engines were developed by the Germans, which ALL allies had access to. UK DID develop the first jet airliner, but it had major issues. More importantly, NOTHING was appropriated from it. So, a number of companies did this. What America had was the largest economy and we used to buy American.
      LCDs was done by Austrian, French, UK, USA, and Swiss. Basically, different aspects of it were discovered by various ppl.
      Exactly HOW was RSA appropriated? UK kept the tech to themselves, and the Americans did not know about it. Or are you saying that RSA crept into MI6 and stole the ideas?
      The core of ALL home computers were American designed and developed. Zx80 and MOS were very American.
      The web was based on SGML which was GML from where? IBM in America. Hypertext comes from Ted Nelson, American. And how did America 'Appropriate' it? Last I checked, it was EVERYWHERE.
      And as to American idol, I agree. It is yours. PLEASE, PLEASE, I beg you, TAKE IT BACK TO YOUR COUNTRY.

      The truth is, that the west was powerful because we WORKED together and were not aiming bombs at each other. Our societies worked together, rather than trying to fight each. We need to get back to that.

    15. Re:Well... by StillNeedMoreCoffee · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Gifted to America? I think it was independently developed. But it seems like the Brits developed it independently a little sooner, they should have gotten credit then. Such a waste these government classification things. Holds so much science and technology back. As well as the current patent situation which fosters idea's for money not idea's for idea's and progress. I think our priorities are off with these money centric, government centric ethics.

    16. Re:Well... by TheRaven64 · · Score: 1

      As a little parting gift, they did away with student grants, so now students leave university with anything up to £100k of debt

      What on earth are students doing to get this much debt? Tuition fees are capped at £3,225 a year, with financial aid available for people with families that can't easily afford this much (I only paid about £300/year back when the fees were closer to £1000 as a result of this). You can get a room in a student flat for under £200/month, which works out at £1,800 for the 9 months that you have to be at university. Bills and food come to around £200-300 on top of that, giving at most around £7,000/year. Assuming that you then don't get a summer job, pay the full fee, and don't have any parental assistance, you're still only a fifth of the way to the £100,000 that you claim, after a typical three-year bachelor's degree. A bit more if you go to university in London or do a four-year course.

      To rack up £100k of debts, even after a four year degree they'd need to be spending over £20K/year, beyond the tuition fees. That's about twice what someone earning minimum wage makes, before tax.

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    17. Re:Well... by cjb658 · · Score: 1

      Is a regular bachelor's degree in the U.K. a 3-year program?

    18. Re:Well... by anegg · · Score: 2, Interesting

      By post-war, I assume you mean the American "War for Independence," or perhaps the American "War of 1812." I think the failed innovations start at least as early as Babbage's Difference Engine. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Difference_engine

    19. Re:Well... by Tyler+Durden · · Score: 1

      'You don't go into the business to get external credit and recognition - quite the opposite. Quite honestly, the main reaction was one of complete surprise that this had actually been discovered outside.'

      Good thing they aren't. Right in the fucking summary no less.

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    20. Re:Well... by YourExperiment · · Score: 2, Insightful

      In other words, Brits are great at creating innovative technology, while Americans are good at exploiting it to make as much money as possible?

    21. Re:Well... by aslate · · Score: 1

      Whilst the Dome was a huge waste of taxpayer's money the London Eye is a profitable private enterprise.

    22. Re:Well... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Fuck.. My life's goal is to perfect a time machine just so I can nuke the isles before any idolish nonsense makes it across the atlantic. Just you waitremember. It'll has happened.

    23. Re:Well... by TheRaven64 · · Score: 1

      Yes. Unlike the US system, there is (generally) no requirement to do courses unrelated to your degree subject - you are expected to acquire a rounded education on your own time (you are free to attend lectures in other subjects - I went to quite a few history and politics lectures while doing a computer science degree, but I didn't take any exams in these subjects). In some cases, people will take a foundation year, which contains general stuff for people who didn't get the required grades at A-level, but this doesn't count towards the degree, it's just an alternative prerequisite.

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    24. Re:Well... by Octorian · · Score: 1

      If you're talking about jet engines, they were actually independently developed by both the British and the Germans. The Germans were just the first ones to actually build an operational jet fighter.

    25. Re:Well... by milkasing · · Score: 1

      The grandparent is by and large accurate...

      For example:

      Jets --> Frank whittle developed the jet engine before the German, (the jets powering the meteor were superior to those powering the ME 262). The US jet program was kicked off in ww2 based after they saw British jets. they were even given a Gloster Meteor to study and to help things along.

      LCDs -- George William Gray pioneered the field and laid the foundations for LCDs

      As for the internet, everyone knows that the internet is kept in the tower of London :-)

    26. Re:Well... by Hatta · · Score: 1

      Don't the royals essentially pay for themselves through tourism, appearance fees, etc? Don't get me wrong, I find the concept of a royal family in this day and age ludicrous. But, like college football, if it's bringing enough money to pay for itself, who cares.

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    27. Re:Well... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wait... Don't you mean, Americans are great at creating innovative technology, while the Chinese are good at exploiting it to make as much money as possible?

    28. Re:Well... by bpkiwi · · Score: 1

      Actually 'Pop Idol' was a rip-off of a Kiwi show, 'Popstars'
      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Popstars

      New Zealand would like to take this opportunity to apologize.

    29. Re:Well... by micheas · · Score: 1

      In other words, Brits are great at creating innovative technology, while Americans are good at exploiting it to make as much money as possible?

      That was before the copyright everything mindset took over American Businesses.

      Yankee Doodle was a song about the blatant counterfeiting of European goods by the colonists.

    30. Re:Well... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      New Zealand has pop stars? Oh that's right, how is Neil doing anyway? Say hi from us.

    31. Re:Well... by Anonymous+Cowpat · · Score: 1

      He said 'up to'. And what 'up to' means is Medics & Architects.

      Architecture is not a 3 year course, but a 7 year course. You read that right, seven years!

      Medicine is a 5 year course - that's £50,000 absolute bare minimum given your numbers (rent is probably closer to £250 \month, that's in a not-particularly-expensive student city, before bills) and doesn't include likely half-rent over summer in the first 2 years, and then the fact that for years 3-4 you get virutally no time off during the summer so in reality you need 12 months rent, and no chance to have a summer job to offset any of that.
      As a medic you'll also need a shocking quantity of textbooks and various other things (like a life-size skeleton model and a stethescope), and during 5 years you'll probably need at least 1 new computer.
      Oh, and you'll be on placements which could be MILES away from where you're actually studying, so you'll probably need to own\insure\run a car.

      How are we getting for £100,000 now?

      Now imagine that you're not in a not-particularly-expensive student city, but in the really expensive one (i.e. London).

      Think you could be pushing up to that 'up to £100k'? I think you could.

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    32. Re:Well... by Anonymous+Cowpat · · Score: 1

      It's not as ludicrous as you think. Constitutionally, having a continuous (if powerless) non-politicised head of state (who is entirely seperate from the head of government) is a very good way of doing things.

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    33. Re:Well... by Peil · · Score: 1

      The shipyards closed because you can get a ship built for a third of the price in Korea, and the unions wouldn't let the yard owners rebuild with newer equipment as it would involve less manpower. (Clydebank and John Brown's yard a prime example)
      The steel works closed because the cost of British steel was higher than that from overseas, and with the mines the government wanted to close the most uneconomical pits and focus investment on the remaining borderline ones. Unfortunately the NUM decided they would challenge them, as they had done in the 70's by holding the country to ransom. Thatcher said no more and stood her ground for over a year. By that time the pits had become totally uneconomical and so even more closed.

    34. Re:Well... by CarpetShark · · Score: 1

      failed innovations which shortly afterwards have been appropriated and successfully marketed by American companies

      Even if that's true**, having enough money to bring someone else's idea to market isn't much to brag about.

      ** which I doubt, if you factor in the difference in scale between the US and UK

  2. They have a headstart by BadAnalogyGuy · · Score: 5, Funny

    The Brits are pretty amazing. It's like they are a step ahead of everyone in this field. I imagine not brushing your teeth gives you a few minutes extra every day, and that adds up.

    I'm kidding of course. But the British, maybe because of brains, maybe because of necessity, have been pushing the boundaries of computation for almost two hundred years. We owe a great debt of gratitude towards them.

    But they were also kind of dicks about that whole independence thing. So it all evens out.

    1. Re:They have a headstart by BadAnalogyGuy · · Score: 0, Redundant

      Oh dammit! It's 10am in London now...

      Goodbye karma.

    2. Re:They have a headstart by theheadlessrabbit · · Score: 3, Insightful

      ...But they were also kind of dicks about that whole independence thing. So it all evens out.

      You know, Americans say that about the Brits, but look to your neighbour to the North.
      Rather than going through a bloody and violent war for independence, we just kinda sat around for a while. Eventually, the Brits forgot about us, we did our own thing, and we got some independence, we waited around some more, signed some papers, then got some more independence. No dickery at all. All I can really say about the accusations of one side being a dick is, "pot, meet kettle"

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    3. Re:They have a headstart by nacturation · · Score: 3, Insightful

      But they were also kind of dicks about that whole independence thing. So it all evens out.

      Dicks? Well, I guess that explains why a Mr. Cocks invented pubic encryption, something used by nerds ever since.

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    4. Re:They have a headstart by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      We owe a great debt of gratitude towards them.

      But in this case, it's like they didn't even exist. Closed research doesn't push man forward. Quite the opposite, imo.

    5. Re:They have a headstart by AccUser · · Score: 1

      I don't think that the British forgot about the guys in the North - they were too busy fighting the French because of the guys in the North.

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    6. Re:They have a headstart by bball99 · · Score: 1

      have our neighbors to the North decided on whether or not Français is the language?

    7. Re:They have a headstart by ciderbrew · · Score: 1

      I was surprised to learn about just how much influence Scotland had on the American Declaration of Independence. http://www.bbc.co.uk/scotland/history/enlightenment_and_empire/us_declares_independence/ If you can’t see the link in your area, I guess you can read up on John Witherspoon the Presbyterian preacher from Paisley. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Witherspoon

    8. Re:They have a headstart by AHuxley · · Score: 1

      "boundaries of computation" in the UK?
      GCHQ ~had Red, Blue and Colorob as post ww2 efforts around 1948-1951 till 1961.
      eg. 1951 the UK's Oedipus had high speed storage via drum memory 10000 15 character phrases.
      The NSA around this time had Atlas 1 1950, (parallel, drum memory), Atlas 2 1953 (parallel, core memory).
      1958 Solo (transistors), 1962 Harvest (fully automated tape library). Harvest influenced ~IBM System 360.
      GCHQ was mostly IBM (1960's IBM System 360, 700's) , Honeywell, Cray (1977) and now Linux.
      1973 the GCHQ was sort of lost under a card index. The US had the start of Community On-Line Intelligence System in 1965.
      Automatic Data Processing was ~1970 in the UK.
      The new stuff can be ideas like voice intercepts. Get recored in a part of the world of interest and speak in the UK years later, guess what?

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    9. Re:They have a headstart by donscarletti · · Score: 4, Interesting

      But they were also kind of dicks about that whole independence thing. So it all evens out.

      Former colonies such as Canada, Australia and New Zealand were given full, constitutional independence when they had the infrastructure to support self-governance. American independence was not unanimously supported in the thirteen colonies of the day, however this was suppressed when revolutionaries used their largely French government issued weapons to intimidate, disenfranchise and suppress so called "tories". While no on can claim that America is backward or undeveloped today, the lives of the native Americans, the blacks and the poor all suffered under America's hard line expansionism and slightly regressive social policies during the early nineteenth century. While American political philosophy has evolved to justify that the winners of that war were unquestionably right, as all victors claim to be, it was a complex issue in its day and remains so.

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    10. Re:They have a headstart by Nursie · · Score: 1

      "But the British, maybe because of brains, maybe because of necessity, have been pushing the boundaries of computation for almost two hundred years. We owe a great debt of gratitude towards them."

      Sure, we have indeed.

      It might have been more helpful if we hadn't hidden all these advances under a rock and denied all knowledge of them for 40 or 50 years though eh?

    11. Re:They have a headstart by jareth-0205 · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Intriguingly (I think atleast), it is constitutionally impossible for the British government to grant independence to Canada, because it's not possible for one government to do something irreversible that the the next government can't undo. So, technically, the UK must still regard Canada as a colony...

    12. Re:They have a headstart by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, you're safe. The thing Americans often don't understand is that the American war of independence is just one of many wars we've fought, and we don't really care that we lost it. We do scratch our heads at how the moneyed interests of the US elite at the time seem to be ignored as a cause of the war in the US.

    13. Re:They have a headstart by rpjs · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Well yes, Parliament cannot bind its successors, but that could apply just as well to recognising *US* independence.

      What might be the theoretical legal situation isn't always compatible with the real world situation. Sensible people defer to the real world.

    14. Re:They have a headstart by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "we" talk about ourselves too often!

    15. Re:They have a headstart by Shimbo · · Score: 1

      "The pretext of the war is about some land a thousand leagues off. A country cold, desolate and hideous. "

      http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b00v3kg5

    16. Re:They have a headstart by AccUser · · Score: 1

      You too? LOL

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    17. Re:They have a headstart by rpjs · · Score: 1

      We were less dicks with you precisely because the Americans won, and we realised that being less dickish was more likely to keep the remaining colonies in the Empire.

      Although that was a relative thing of course: we carried on being dickish for a lot longer where the colonies were mostly inhabited by brown or black people, sad to admit.

    18. Re:They have a headstart by chrb · · Score: 1

      it is constitutionally impossible for the British government to grant independence to Canada

      History begs to differ.

    19. Re:They have a headstart by Viol8 · · Score: 1

      You self hate all you want - some of us are quite proud of the empire and what it did.

    20. Re:They have a headstart by chrb · · Score: 1

      You know, Americans say that about the Brits, but look to your neighbour to the North. Rather than going through a bloody and violent war for independence, we just kinda sat around for a while.

      Not just Canadians: Ghandi and his followers gained independence for India through entirely non-violent protest.

    21. Re:They have a headstart by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No dickery at all.

      Gallipoli, Paragon Wood.

      Increases in Dominion Independence weren't just some gradual thing, they were direct responses to the abuse of Dominion troops to solve problems the British didn't want to use their own troops for, generally for electoral reasons.

      Frankly, we Americans probably paid less in blood for our independence than you Canucks, Revolution or no.

    22. Re:They have a headstart by highways · · Score: 1

      > Intriguingly (I think atleast), it is constitutionally impossible for the British government to grant independence to Canada, because it's not possible for one government to do something irreversible that the the next government can't undo. So, technically, the UK must still regard Canada as a colony...

      Even Australia is legally separate from Britian, despite the "Queen of Australia" being the same person as the "Queen of England".

      Only one step to go before we finish the job...

    23. Re:They have a headstart by highways · · Score: 1

      You know, Americans say that about the Brits, but look to your neighbour to the North. Rather than going through a bloody and violent war for independence, we just kinda sat around for a while.

      And Australians did it with a vote, not a war.

    24. Re:They have a headstart by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Like Penal laws and the Great Irish Famine?

      And that's just your neighbours to the west.

    25. Re:They have a headstart by Z00L00K · · Score: 1

      And most of their real work was done in secret, which means that many inventions may have been preceded by inventions for covert ops.

      No wonder that James Bond had all those gadgets.

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    26. Re:They have a headstart by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Um, if you think that there was no violence involved you need to go back and read your history again.

      (hint: if books are not your thing try googling "canada rebellion 1837.")>

    27. Re:They have a headstart by jambox · · Score: 1

      Cocks, not dicks!

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    28. Re:They have a headstart by MichaelSmith · · Score: 0

      Don't worry. Aussies and Kiwis (and Malaysians, Singaporeans, any remaining Fijians, etc) will mod you right back up.

    29. Re:They have a headstart by MichaelSmith · · Score: 1

      Well these are the people who's law is capable of declaring the landholdings of indigenous people to simply not exist. They didn't just ignore the issue or let their hit men clear the place out. They actually had a law to say that the place was empty when it clearly was not.

      So clearly it can be hacked to say what they want it to say.

    30. Re:They have a headstart by mlush · · Score: 1

      Intriguingly (I think atleast), it is constitutionally impossible for the British government to grant independence to Canada, because it's not possible for one government to do something irreversible that the the next government can't undo. So, technically, the UK must still regard Canada as a colony...

      Does that mean we still own Inida?

    31. Re:They have a headstart by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I see your point. So how does that VAT feel?

    32. Re:They have a headstart by MichaelSmith · · Score: 1

      Only one step to go before we finish the job...

      Oh christ I wish we'd hurry up. Its bloody embarrassing what with our official religion and all the sucking up to ER which goes on.

    33. Re:They have a headstart by uglyduckling · · Score: 1

      What you're saying cannot be correct, otherwise any international treaty between countries would be non-binding, and I'm pretty sure the UK has entered into many binding international treaties over the past couple of centuries.

    34. Re:They have a headstart by JasterBobaMereel · · Score: 1

      It didn't the Canada Act 1982 it gave them "Patriation" which meant that they were totally self governing ....

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    35. Re:They have a headstart by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      You need to distinguish between actual reality, the legal reality in Canada, India etc., and the legal reality in the UK.

      For example, in actual reality, India is obviously an independent country. In Indian legal reality, India is an independent country as well: it is independent as far as Indian law is concerned. However, whether British law considers India to be truly independent is another matter; I don't know the answer, but there is no a priori reason why it would have to match e.g. Indian legal reality.

      Consider the Anglo-Irish treaty you brought up. The very Wikipedia page you link to says that "it established the Irish Free State as a self-governing dominion within the British Empire" - note the wording. As far as British legal reality is concerned, Ireland is (apparently) still part of the British Empire, and thus not truly independent.

      Of course, the GP is wrong, too: while it is impossible for the British parliament to *grant* independence to Canada, it is certainly not impossible for them to *recognize* the independence of Canada. Parliament cannot legally restrict what successive parliaments can do, but it does not have to close its eyes and refuse to accept actual reality, even if that actual reality is the independence of what was formerly a part of the British Empire. It merely cannot *create* this independence through its own actions.

    36. Re:They have a headstart by itlurksbeneath · · Score: 1

      Different circumstances...

      American Colonies: We're becoming our own country!
      Britain: Bloody hell, you're not!
      [war ensues]

      About 125 years later after several other wars and colonies have fled...

      Australian Territories: We're becoming our own country!
      Britain: Awww, piss off.

      Plus, the empire had other pressing things to worry with at the time with Australia, what with the flagging health of their Queen and all.

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    37. Re:They have a headstart by lazybeam · · Score: 1

      And no-one knew our first Prime Minister until the TV ad told us!

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    38. Re:They have a headstart by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So, what about conquering foreign areas and claiming the land? If you can't do something irreversible, that would imply that these acts actually are reversible indeed.

    39. Re:They have a headstart by MichaelSmith · · Score: 1

      2. On 11 November 1975, when the

      Gone.

    40. Re:They have a headstart by hcpxvi · · Score: 1

      I imagine not brushing your teeth gives you a few minutes extra every day, and that adds up.
      That slur is common, but is very out of date. British dentists have persuaded an entire generation to clean their teeth with Fluoride toothpaste. As a result, there is now so little of the old drilling, filling and extracting work to be done that most dentists are desperately trying to get their patients interested in botox injections, getting their teeth bleached to an un-natural #ffffff white and so forth, just to keep themselves in business. It is almost like the USA, in fact.

    41. Re:They have a headstart by Viol8 · · Score: 1

      I don't give a shit. All countries behaved similarly in past times. Why not go check out what the USA's record on native americans and the slave trade.

    42. Re:They have a headstart by delinear · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Indeed, the new coalition coming to power might have wished they could undo some of the events set in place by the previous government, getting into a costly war nobody wanted and making us a massive terrorist target into the bargain, for instance. I don't see how giving a country independence would be any different - if the new government wanted to undo that change they'd have to re-conquer said country, not easy but still not exactly binding or impossible.

    43. Re:They have a headstart by muckracer · · Score: 1

      > But they were also kind of dicks about that whole independence thing. So it all evens out.

      And Americans were then The Terrorists(TM). So I guess, you're right.

    44. Re:They have a headstart by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And the problem there is that we insist on appointing leaders and managers who seem to actively take pride in not understanding technology, meanwhile we treat the people who build/write these things like social pariahs. Maybe a bit more recognition for the people creating the technology, and a few more understanding people at the top and we might get a lot more international respect.

    45. Re:They have a headstart by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, sitting and waiting is a good strategy; that's how we won WWII ... ? I'm not saying the American Revolution had a lot of similarities to WWII, but they were both the result of bad situations. Canada was fortunate that they gained independence without fighting, but could you have made that prediction 250 years ago? Could you have predicted the result for America or Canada? Have you ever heard the cliche "Hindsight is 20/20"?

      P.S. Can you elaborate on how America was a dick?

    46. Re:They have a headstart by anUnhandledException · · Score: 1

      The difference would be very few Americans would say they are proud of the injustices against native Americans and participating in the slave trade.

      To be "proud" that at one time the British considered themselves superior to their fellow humans that they considered it moral and just to force other nations into colonies and then hold them as colonies via military power is in itself rather sad. Depriving a people of sovreignty is pretty high on the crappy things you can do with world power scale.

      Nobody is saying British citizens today should be publicly flogged for those actions, however to be proud of what the British empire did well that in itself is sad.

    47. Re:They have a headstart by jabuzz · · Score: 1

      Go read up on the contorted legal stuff that went on in the EEC treaty of 1974. In short they are not binding.

    48. Re:They have a headstart by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Gandhi, not Ghandi. Indians take offense in that particular misspelling.

    49. Re:They have a headstart by circletimessquare · · Score: 2, Insightful

      that's like admiring the guy who still lives in his parent's basement in his 40s, and keeps going "mum, can i have my own life now?" "no!" "yes queen mum" "go do the garbage!" "yes queen mum"

      rather than the guy who at age 15 says "fuck you, you old bitch, you don't tell me what to do!" "you don't talk to your mother like that!" "bitch bitch bitch fuck you i hate you i'm out of here!"

      well, now that i put it that way, both canada and the usa suck

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    50. Re:They have a headstart by anUnhandledException · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Couple issues. Unanimous supports is never a requirement for independence otherwise no British colony would ever be independent today.

      Your concern over Blacks, poor, and native Americans is misplaced. Those minorities suffered equally under the heel of British colonists then they did under American independents.

      The idea that somehow the British empire wanted to keep the 13 colonies in oder to improve the lives of poor, Blacks, and Native Americans is revisionist history at best.

    51. Re:They have a headstart by stebilad · · Score: 1

      Canada did have a battle of independence against the British. It was a bar fight that lasted 20 minutes.

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Montgomery's_Tavern

    52. Re:They have a headstart by Viol8 · · Score: 1

      Yes, the difference you're conveniently ignoring is that the USA itself is a colony, yet they're still proud of it. Ie they're proud of their ancestors genocide against the natives (most of which was NOT approved of by the British even when it was still a british colony) to clear the way for themselves and even today native americans are STILL treated as 2nd class citizens in some places.

      "considered it moral and just to force other nations into colonies"

      I never said it was moral and it didn't usually require force. Normally it was done initially via trading and slowly the british took over the running of the place while the locals weren't looking. By the time they noticed it was too late and only then did force come into it if they decided to cause trouble.

      "Nobody is saying British citizens today should be publicly flogged for those actions, however to be proud of what the British empire did well that in itself is sad."

      Really? Perhaps you should get your facts a bit straighter. India wouldn't be the world power it is today with the british - it would mosy likely still be a lot of infighting minor states run by tin pot dictators like most of the *stans surrounding it. As for sub saharan africa - apart from a few countries that always was and always will be a basket case so frankly who gives a damn.

    53. Re:They have a headstart by Eunuchswear · · Score: 1

      Well, yes. Genocidal maniacs are often proud of the genocides they(*) have committed.

      ((*) Well, not them, their "ancestors").

      People who defend empire, past or present, are scum, or ignorant, or ignorant scum.

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    54. Re:They have a headstart by voss · · Score: 4, Interesting

      One of the really interesting things about the American revolution is that some of the wealthiest men
      in America put their fortunes on the line for their principles. Some of these wealthy men, like Haym Solomon, died peniless
      because they had lent so much money to the revolution and never asked for repayment.

      The reasons for ending the war also include the desire for US-British trade to resume. There
      was lots of moneyed interests on both the british and the american side.

    55. Re:They have a headstart by antifoidulus · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Actually no, the reason that the UK gave Canada it's independence is because it didn't want to be embroiled in yet another conflict with the United States. The US tried to invade Canada twice, during the Revolutionary War and the War of 1812 and even though they got their asses kicked both times, so it was obvious that they wanted it. And in 1867 they finally had an excuse to take it again, the US was fresh out of the civil war and the Union government was very pissed at the UK for giving large amounts of military aid to the Confederates(the UK really wanted the cheap agricultural and mineral products that the south had been providing them with). So the Brits felt that they had essentially 2 options: Get involved in another battle in North America which at the time they really couldn't afford or let Canada go and if the US invades Canada it's no longer a British problem. They chose the latter and the rest is history.

    56. Re:They have a headstart by Angostura · · Score: 1

      And that's why India is still part of the British Empire and why we didn't hand Hong Kong back a few years ago.

    57. Re:They have a headstart by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I would have thought it was possible to be simultaneously proud of something, while admitting that many aspects of it were quite bad. No? Does it have to be binary?

    58. Re:They have a headstart by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "There'z no Canada like French Canada, it'z za bezt Canada in ze land.
      Ze ozer Canada is hardly Canada. If you lived here for a day, you'd understand." - http://www.southparkstudios.com/clips/154352/french-canada

    59. Re:They have a headstart by nedlohs · · Score: 3, Informative

      The claim that "the British empire wanted to keep the 13 colonies in oder to improve the lives of poor, Blacks, and Native Americans" was never made, so ascribing it to someone else seems just a little ridiculous.

      Britain abolished slavery decades before the United States, so clearly there's one group who would have been better off under British rule.

    60. Re:They have a headstart by JustOK · · Score: 1

      but, hopefully, a non-violent offense.

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    61. Re:They have a headstart by HeckRuler · · Score: 1

      Uh, that sort of statement is probably narrow minded and ignores a lot of really bad shit that went down. I mean, sure the british built some railroad and canals in India, but they also gave birth to the East India Company. Who did a lot of really bad shit. I mean, the opium wars with China? There's no way you can be proud of that and still be a good person.

      So there's a lot of history there and a lot of it's really fucked up. You could say something like the British did more good then bad during the height of their power and that would be debatable, especially the imperialistic parts.
      But to say you're proud of the empire and what it did? You've got some blind nationalism going on and that never leads to good places. Ew dude, go read some history. Go look what happened to the majority of your colonies. There's good and there's bad. Ignoring either makes you an ass.

    62. Re:They have a headstart by Maarx · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Do not break lines simply for the sake of breaking lines. The beauty of markup languages is that each display will independently render it to whatever line length makes sense. When you add your own line breaks for no structural reason, you not only destroy the readability of whatever you're trying to say, but you also break the "Abbreviated" form of display, since it thinks you started a new paragraph. Most people have (Score: 2)'s show up as Abbreviated.

    63. Re:They have a headstart by Machtyn · · Score: 1

      Slavery was abolished in the Constitution. But because the South would have none of it, the language was removed. It took us quite a number of years and a civil war (which was over other issues initially) to abolish slavery.

    64. Re:They have a headstart by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, but the actual French have decided that "c'est n'est pas Français!"

    65. Re:They have a headstart by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Let's see, tundra or some of the best real estate on Earth. Which one would _you_ forget?

    66. Re:They have a headstart by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thank you. Lots of Space Nutters think the only reason we have computers today is because of the Space Race. Deluded ignorant fools like Tomsthudson et al. It's good to see people DO have a correct grasp of reality and history, even borderline Space Schizophrenics like you.

    67. Re:They have a headstart by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      To be "proud" that at one time the British considered themselves superior

      Hey, hey, hey! What's with the past tense?

    68. Re:They have a headstart by operagost · · Score: 1

      Actually, I rather thought they were Cocks about it.

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    69. Re:They have a headstart by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      England is one of the worse countries I have ever lived in. I'm not even sure if 'English' people actually live there anymore. Top notch crap hole and the people aren't much better.

    70. Re:They have a headstart by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      While no on can claim that America is backward

      ahem?

    71. Re:They have a headstart by Urza9814 · · Score: 1

      I wouldn't so much say it's a British thing as much as a government thing. The NSA is pretty far ahead of academics with encryption technology too.

      "It took the academic community two decades to figure out that the NSA "tweaks" actually improved the security of DES. This means that back in the '70s, the National Security Agency was two decades ahead of the state of the art."
      (from http://news.cnet.com/Saluting-the-data-encryption-legacy/2010-1029_3-5381232.html)

    72. Re:They have a headstart by shoes58 · · Score: 1

      Closed research doesn't push A man forward. FTFY

    73. Re:They have a headstart by t2t10 · · Score: 1

      You think that would have happened if US independence hadn't happened first? And then the British saw their empire crumble and power dissipate in war after war, so that in the end, a friendly mostly-independent Canada was better for them than a rebellious colony. None of that might have happened if the US had remained British.

    74. Re:They have a headstart by t2t10 · · Score: 1

      While no on can claim that America is backward or undeveloped today, the lives of the native Americans, the blacks and the poor all suffered under America's hard line expansionism and slightly regressive social policies during the early nineteenth century.

      The native Americans were slaughtered under British rule; by the time the US was founded, maybe 10% of the original population was left. Giving them more rights was a goal of the American revolution. Of course, Americans did still commit crimes against Indians; many of those who did were recent European arrivals who were pushing outward, and the US government could do little to control their behavior. Overall, under British rule, they would likely have fared far worse. Similar comments apply to blacks: the British created the problem and the US was slowly trying to fix it without tearing itself apart--and it nearly did during the Civil War. If you want to see how the British treated natives and other cultures, look to India and Africa, and look to the Opium Wars with China. All Americans, including native Americans, were far better off independent instead of a British colony.

    75. Re:They have a headstart by colinnwn · · Score: 1

      Not ridiculous at all, that was the patently obvious implication of DonScarletti's post.

      Britain did mostly abolish slavery about 57 years after the United States gained its independence. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Slavery_Abolition_Act_1833. Slaves would have probably been better off under British rule several decades in the future, to the extent the British were willing to enforce a law in a distant colony that was somewhat detrimental to economic performance. But to imply the British disdain for granting American independence because the British government didn't feel we were socially ready for self-governance, is also a striking example of revisionist history. When the British were fighting the American Revolution, they had NO intention that they were doing it for the slaves. Slavery would still be legal in Britain for nearly 6 decades more.

    76. Re:They have a headstart by t2t10 · · Score: 1

      Britain abolished slavery decades before the United States, so clearly there's one group who would have been better off under British rule.
      :
      If the colonies had remained part of Britain one of four things would have happened: (1) slavery wouldn't have been abolished in the British Empire at the time, (2) there would have been an exemption (like there was for other territories), (3) the British would have been unable to enforce it in the South, or (4) the South would have declared independence then and there. Nobody would have been better off, if anything, it would have lasted longer.

    77. Re:They have a headstart by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Burma Shave

    78. Re:They have a headstart by Joe+Snipe · · Score: 0, Redundant

      How is this insightful?

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    79. Re:They have a headstart by nedlohs · · Score: 1

      Saying that some group would have been better off if X happened. Does not make any claim that the reason for doing X was to make that group better off. It doesn't even imply such a thing.

      It's just a side effect with absolutely nothing to do with motivations.

      No one has claimed that salvery had anything to do with britain wanting to keep some colonies. You are just building a straw man

    80. Re:They have a headstart by nedlohs · · Score: 1

      So you know for a fact that without the American Revolution salvery would not have been abolished in America a day sooner?

      Do you happen to know the winning lottery numbers for next week as well?

    81. Re:They have a headstart by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...But they were also kind of dicks about that whole independence thing. So it all evens out.

      You know, Americans say that about the Brits, but look to your neighbour to the North.
      Rather than going through a bloody and violent war for independence, we just kinda sat around for a while. Eventually, the Brits forgot about us, we did our own thing, and we got some independence, we waited around some more, signed some papers, then got some more independence. No dickery at all.

      That's because you "guys" are pussies.

    82. Re:They have a headstart by mrex · · Score: 1

      > Rather than going through a bloody and violent war for independence, we just kinda sat around for a while.

      Would things have turned out the same for Canada had the American Revolution not occurred? Without the American Revolution, would the French Revolution have happened at all, or have had the same character, and even if it did would it have been sufficient on it's own to tilt so much of the world toward representative forms of government? Would colonialism be more accepted and commonplace than we find it today? What would become of the notion of concepts like equality in a world where no one had fought for them?

    83. Re:They have a headstart by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't think so. That is to say if I recall my history right Britain didn't abolish slavery in its colonies when it did so at home. Even though I'm sure slavery was abolished in the colonies before we abolished it in the US. And even after that Britain implemented segregation type policies in its colonies and the likes so... things were far from ideal.

    84. Re:They have a headstart by DragonWriter · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Britain abolished slavery decades before the United States, so clearly there's one group who would have been better off under British rule.

      Had Britain kept the colonies that became the United States, and thus had the Southern, slave-driven plantation economy as a key part of its economy, it might well not have abolished slavery as early as it did. And, even had it tried to, local resistance to the idea would probably have resulted in a war much like the Civil War -- which colonies that, in our reality, didn't become slave states might have supported if it wasn't perceived as much as a slavery vs. anti-slavery issue as a Britain dictating to the colonies issue. Making, in effect, the American Revolution later, and, if it was successful, the institution of slavery more durable.

    85. Re:They have a headstart by BetterSense · · Score: 1

      George Rogers Clark is another famous example of a rich man who spent everything. He basically held down an entire front during the war on his own dime, and died poor.

    86. Re:They have a headstart by colinnwn · · Score: 1
      And some group would NOT have been better off until 6 decades after the fact, which was far from obvious that would happen at all at the time.

      The money line was -

      While American political philosophy has evolved to justify that the winners of that war were unquestionably right, as all victors claim to be, it was a complex issue in its day and remains so.

      That is obviously implying that British had reasons for maintaining the colonies, while Americans prevailed to the detriment of the aforementioned parties, and have revised their history to suggest they were in the right.

      While he didn't directly say the British wanted to keep the colonies to protect slaves, I believe that is what a vast majority of readers would (rightly or wrongly) take away. There doesn't seem any reason to bring it up at this point unless he was trying to subtly mislead.

      No scarecrows in sight.

    87. Re:They have a headstart by nacturation · · Score: 1

      How is this insightful?

      The only possible explanation is that the mods are on crack. Again.

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    88. Re:They have a headstart by t2t10 · · Score: 1

      I have no idea what would have happened without the American revolution, but I do know for a fact that your argument is incorrect: Britain simply could not have passed the same act and freed the slaves in the South; they just wouldn't have had the money to pay for it.

    89. Re:They have a headstart by nedlohs · · Score: 1

      Yes he claimed that the British would have liked to keep the colonies - and I'm pretty sure no one is going to argue against that claim, they did fight a war over them after all.

      Yes he claimed that some people would have been better off under British rule in the 19th century - the truth of that is far more debatable, but the truth or falsehood is irrelevant anyway.

      But you can't take those two claims and come up with "the motivation for the British to keep the colonies was because the natives and the blacks and the poor to be better off". There was no claim that one was the motivation for the other.

      That winners tend to write history is also not exactly and earth shattering claim. And of course the US whitewashes their revolution and ignores the parts that don't fit the narrative they want. Nothing wrong with that, everyone does it. It doesn't have anything to do with the motivations of the British anyway, and more to do with whether the American Revolution was just another power switch from one set of rich white guys to another set of rich white guys or something greater.

      Personally, I'm going with greater. The Great American Expirement has been wonderful for the entire world. Sure people complain about their crappy movies and love for violence and hatred of sexuality. But their contribution to liberty really can't be understated, and that the US itseld has moved backwards on it doesn't reduce the contribution itself.

    90. Re:They have a headstart by nedlohs · · Score: 1

      You have no idea what would have happened, but you "know for a fact" that slavery could not have ended a day sooner if the British had stayed in power?

      That seems just a tad contradictory.

    91. Re:They have a headstart by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      While no on can claim that America is backward or undeveloped today

      Sure about that? Last time I went to America I felt like having stepped into 80s.

    92. Re:They have a headstart by nedlohs · · Score: 1

      Yes, Britain kept slavery in some places when it initially banned slavery everywhere else. But it banned it in those places *before* America passed the 13th Amendment.

      Segregation is a different issue entirely, though the US wasn't exactly on the cutting edge of getting rid of that either :)

    93. Re:They have a headstart by u38cg · · Score: 1

      Oh dearie me. No, Canada is independent; it just shares a head of state with the UK.

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    94. Re:They have a headstart by blair1q · · Score: 1

      which was over other issues initially

      Try again. The issue was slavery. The "other issues" and the secessionist attitude of the southern states towards being part of the nation were all related to the conflict over slavery.

    95. Re:They have a headstart by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not quite sure what your point is. If in the 1930s some wealthy german citizens put their fortunes on the line to support the Nazi cause, and died penniless - does that make them noble or their cause noble somehow? All it says to me is that these men literally had the courage of their convictions - it says nothing about the worthiness or otherwise of such convictions.

    96. Re:They have a headstart by dbIII · · Score: 1

      You may have heard of a protest before the revolution where people dressed up as Indians and threw tea in the water. Do you remember now why they dressed up as Indians and what point that was supposed to make?

    97. Re:They have a headstart by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I am sorry to inform you, but Canada is no longer a British colony.
      Canada has not been under the direct control of the UK for many years now.

    98. Re:They have a headstart by IICV · · Score: 1

      Well but that's the thing - Canada gaining independence was more like a 22 year old moving out after finding their first after-college job, not a 40 year old who still lives in his parents' basement.

      Keep in mind that nations have a much longer lifespan than people, so you have to adjust these things appropriately.

    99. Re:They have a headstart by t2t10 · · Score: 1

      I said you were wrong, meaning that the American slaves would not clearly have been better off.

      The negation of "would clearly have been better off" is "would not clearly have been better off", not "would clearly have been worse off".

      What I know for a fact is that your reasoning is false. The 1833 act only passed because Britain paid off the slave holders and made other concessions. Britain simply could not have passed the exact Slavery Abolition Act of 1833 if the American colonies had remained part of the British empire because the British government could not have met the provisions of the act.

    100. Re:They have a headstart by nedlohs · · Score: 1

      "Nobody would have been better off, if anything, it would have lasted longer."

      That's a direct claim by you that slaves would not have been freed a day earlier (since that would have made them better off).

      I have no problem with the point that who knows what would have happened if history had been different, and maybe the British would have kept slaves around longer if they had kept the colonies. That's not the point I'm arguing with - I have no problem with being wrong myself. Though it did seem pretty obvious that I was taking an "assuming the rest of history went exactly the same way" since otherwise there's nothing to have a discussion about.

    101. Re:They have a headstart by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If that were even close to true, how come most of the native tribes joined with the British in the war of independence? What about the forced 'integration' that was for years the deliberate policy of the new USA government.

    102. Re:They have a headstart by t2t10 · · Score: 1

      I have no problem with being wrong myself.

      That's good, because we have established that you are wrong: the slaves would not clearly have been better off under British rule.

      That's a direct claim by you that slaves would not have been freed a day earlier [stop being such a silly demagogue] (since that would have made them better off).

      It is indeed! And I stand by it. I gave you the four scenarios I can think of, all of which would have resulted in slaves being freed no earlier. And the British empire was a bunch of drug-dealing, oppressive imperialist thugs at the time, not the kind of people who just free slaves (besides, even the freed slaves in the British empire often ended up being no better off anyway).

      So, if you want to persist in making the claim that the British would have ended slavery in the US South earlier and improved conditions for slaves, you need to come up with a convincing scenario, because right now, you're simply not credible.

  3. So... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Maybe they didn't want to admit that cocks had been working out well for them, after all.

  4. Maybe he should have... by Allnighte · · Score: 5, Funny

    Maybe he should have protected his work. Perhaps with some kind of ... encryption?

    1. Re:Maybe he should have... by Bl4d3 · · Score: 2, Funny

      He did, but his colleges wouldn't use it because of its name: CBC - CockBlock Cipher

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    2. Re:Maybe he should have... by CheerfulMacFanboy · · Score: 1

      But then he still couldn't prove he created it, because his Public Key would have been secret.

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    3. Re:Maybe he should have... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But ... he did protect his work. Security through obscurity FTW!

    4. Re:Maybe he should have... by JustOK · · Score: 1

      Cocks used a pubic key

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  5. Epifany... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So that's what Al Gore meant when he said he discovered the intertubes...

    1. Re:Epifany... by Sulphur · · Score: 0

      Gore follows his web chasing Doc 'Ocks.

  6. Nice achievement but ... by Asic+Eng · · Score: 5, Insightful

    It's really not a milestone for anything if nobody can build on your results. It's certainly a great achievement to come up with an approach like that. However it contributes nothing to science if you don't publish it - the contribution was made by others. They weren't written out of history - they opted out.

    1. Re:Nice achievement but ... by Peeteriz · · Score: 3, Interesting

      True, if you hide the research results, then you don't benefit the society and don't deserve the credit. The value is not in ideas themselves, but in their mass availability.

    2. Re:Nice achievement but ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So, protecting state secrets is of no benefit to society?

    3. Re:Nice achievement but ... by kubitus · · Score: 0
      no pity, own fault

      BTW I invented the wheel long before Henry Ford, Karl Benz, Siegfried Markus etc...

    4. Re:Nice achievement but ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No benefit to science.

    5. Re:Nice achievement but ... by pspahn · · Score: 1

      I wouldn't be so absolute about that.

      I'm sure there was some benefit, just not necessarily in the applicable field. Maybe the British developed better methods for keeping stuff secret.

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    6. Re:Nice achievement but ... by Dunbal · · Score: 1

      So, protecting state secrets is of no benefit to society?

      No. Its only benefit is to POLITICS.

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    7. Re:Nice achievement but ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      an you have this documented by a known third party like the government, right?
      Fuck off troll!

    8. Re:Nice achievement but ... by Sockatume · · Score: 4, Informative

      That seems to be exactly Cocks' stance, that it's an occupational hazard of doing secret work that other people will independently invent the same thing and you can't claim credit.

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    9. Re:Nice achievement but ... by Threni · · Score: 0

      Also, this was speculated about elsewhere - has been for years. Does this guy have any proof? It's a great thing to claim, and may let NSA/GCHQ apologists experience a warm feeling that they're ahead of the curve, but back in real life they seem unable to prevent stuff like 9/11, or even predict Iraq's invasion of Kuwait.

    10. Re:Nice achievement but ... by thePig · · Score: 2, Informative

      It need not be even their decision (eventhough here it is) - you create a product which is useful for the military, and say you try to patent it - for selling it - as per the official secrets act, the govt can take this idea/product and use it - and ask the implementor not to mention to anyone. From then on the guy cannot even publish it.
      The govt does not give out proper compensation too. So it is not always voluntary.

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    11. Re:Nice achievement but ... by houghi · · Score: 2, Insightful

      It also proves that identical ideas can lead to identical solutions. This means that 'who came up with the first idea should get the patent' is flawed.

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    12. Re:Nice achievement but ... by Clovert+Agent · · Score: 1

      That's not logical, nor necessarily true. Just because _you_ don't know about research, doesn't mean it's not being put to use in a way that may benefit you. An awful lot of research at places like GCHQ and the NSA is conducted out of sight of the communities it is intended to protect.

      You don't, after all, need to know the research behind a secure government communications channel, but you may well benefit (even unknowingly) from having a government that is less vulnerable to espionage.

      At least, that's the thinking - the spirit of modern cryptography suggests that a solid crypto scheme is no weaker for being published. But hey, making it that little bit harder doesn't hurt.

    13. Re:Nice achievement but ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually I garantee the reason it wasn't published was to prevent anyone other than the british government from using it. Thus while british comunication became more secure the rest of the world's did not.

      Thus the world sociwety doe snot benefit, only the british.

    14. Re:Nice achievement but ... by Eunuchswear · · Score: 1

      There was no problem prediction the invasion of Kuwait.

      Saddam: "Is it OK if I invade Kuwait"?
      US Ambassador April Glaspie: "we have no opinion on the Arab-Arab conflicts, like your border disagreement with Kuwait [...] the issue is not associated with America".

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    15. Re:Nice achievement but ... by sjames · · Score: 1

      Sometimes it is. In other cases it only protects a few in power to the detriment of society. In still others, someone else just figures it all out anyway and your society loses because it could have been building on it over the years rather than just being blissfully ignorant.

    16. Re:Nice achievement but ... by Dabido · · Score: 1

      First, not sure which definition of 'Milestone' you are using, but in Project Management a milestone usually just marks the end of an identifiable section of project, and that includes a final one for the end of the project. In the development of encryption it certainly marks an identifiable point that can be considered a milestone.

      Second, how do we know others in Britain haven't built on their results in a secretive fashion? It is true it isn't public, so the general public can't build on it, but for all we know they are way ahead in this field and we won't know until the next similar event.

      Agree with your point that they weren't written out of history. Opted out might not be correct as much as they were not given a choice of opting in or opting out due to the secretive nature of their work. It is like a spy who can't comment on secret missions they have been on whilst it is still classified. Yes, others also got their under their own power, so is like Newton and Liebniz with Calculus.

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  7. Patentability issues by MasterPatricko · · Score: 1
    This statement from TFA was particularly interesting:

    There were two reasons for not going ahead with patents: one was the view that it should stay classified, because it was for our own use. The other was the advice we got that this is mathematics and couldn’t be patented even if we wanted to. The rules in the US are different, which is why it was possible for it to be patented eventually in the US.

    I thought even US law said that purely mathematical algorithms couldn't be patented? Can anyone shed light on why this was patentable (or is this another example of the USPTO letting through something they shouldn't?)

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    1. Re:Patentability issues by Suki+I · · Score: 1

      I will defer to a lawyer if one appears. My understanding is RSA patented a process and the mathematical algorithms were a part of that process. The duration of patents here in the USA changed a few years ago too (how it changed I do not remember).

    2. Re:Patentability issues by Wolfbone · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I thought even US law said that purely mathematical algorithms couldn't be patented?

      They can't. But what is a "purely mathematical" algorithm? Can you find one which, for some reason, could never have any useful application whatsoever? The RSA algorithm wasn't patented - it's use in encrypting "messages" was.

      This is why the typical programmer argument against software patents, "But it's just math!", is futile and justifiably derided by the typical Patent Attorney. The proper (and extremely powerful) argument to use aganst software patents is an economic one.

    3. Re:Patentability issues by knarf · · Score: 1

      Mathematics can not be patented, not even in the US. A computer running a program perfoming mathematic permutations however... suddenly becomes 'a method and device to...' and thus is deemed to be patentable because it is not just mathematics but 'mathematics applied using a device'. The net effect of this is that in the US mathematics is indeed patentable since there is no other sensible way to perform it except for using the device stated in the patent application - a device which happens to have been around for a long time but that is of no concern to those writing, stamping and wielding patents.

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    4. Re:Patentability issues by N+Monkey · · Score: 1

      The duration of patents here in the USA changed a few years ago too (how it changed I do not remember).

      IIRC, it changed from "17 years from date of grant" to "20 years from date of filing" (which then matches most other countries' patent law). Also, (again IIRC), the patent application now automatically becomes published 18 months after filing (assuming, I guess, it isn't withdrawn prior to that). I presume these changes were introduced to stop the "submarining" that occurred in USPTO.

  8. Strictly speaking, not a pioneer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A pioneer is someone who blazes a trail that others follow. If the trail is hidden, and no one is able or willing to follow, then there is no pioneer. At that point he is just a guy hiding in a jungle.

    The British team may have been first to discover something, but that is not what it means to be a pioneer. Ultimately, they contributed nothing to the field of encryption since their work was superseded by the time it became public.

  9. Re:Me too! by shawnap · · Score: 1

    I don't believe you.
    In effect, what you're saying is that multiple independent researchers could make the same contemporaneous discovery.
    I think Dr. Cocks would agree with me when I say I find that totally inconceivable.

  10. They don't deserve recognition by Richard+W.M.+Jones · · Score: 0, Troll

    It was kept a secret so it couldn't benefit humanity (and public key encryption has been an enormous benefit). I don't really care if it was their job, I have really very little time for the silly secrecy around the "security" services anyway. Most of what they do is policework, and the police aren't a state secret above the law.

    Rich.

    1. Re:They don't deserve recognition by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Maybe you don't care, but he would obviously have been bound by the Official Secrets Act. Publishing his findings "so that humanity could benefit" would therefore have had some very real, negative consequences for him. The best case, I imagine, would have been losing his job. At worst, a couple of years at Her Majesty's pleasure. When was the last time you risked prison time by sharing your employer's secrets?

    2. Re:They don't deserve recognition by Sockatume · · Score: 4, Insightful

      The development was made at the height of the Cold War. I imagine the secrecy had more to do with not handing a hugely robust encryption method over to perceived enemies at the height of a conflict fought through military intelligence, and that the decision was not made simply to annoy you personally.

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    3. Re:They don't deserve recognition by not-my-real-name · · Score: 1

      ...the decision was not made simply to annoy you personally.

      Actually, if you read the unpublished section 3 of the Official Secrets Act, you will see that one of the purposes was to personally annoy "Richard W.M. Jones".

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  11. So. Patenting. Obviousness. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So. Patenting. Obviousness.

    All those going on about how RSA is patentable even though software because it was so innovative. Well if someone else had invented it too, it can't have been all that unobvious. It was an idea whose time had come and patent or not, it would be available.

    One software patent we now KNOW didn't need a patent and shouldn't get one.

  12. Great prank call name by jurgenaut · · Score: 2, Funny

    Moe: Phone call for C. Cocks. C Cocks? Anyone?

    1. Re:Great prank call name by petaflop · · Score: 1

      Nearly. I think the canonical form for this name would be:

      Phone call for C. Cocks. I wanna C Cocks? Anyone?

    2. Re:Great prank call name by erdraug · · Score: 1

      Also relevant is the new "cocks" slashdot tag.

  13. Re:Me too! by Suki+I · · Score: 1

    If you just do a little time travel then you could have verified his claim like I just did.

  14. Columbus again by Tuqui · · Score: 1

    The History repeats, Columbus announce his discover. The US Researchers published their work. But someone was there before.
    Who is "The Discoverer"?

    1. Re:Columbus again by TheRaven64 · · Score: 1

      Someone at a talk I attended a few years ago put it very well. He said that the credit for discovery should not go to the first person to discover something, but to the person who explains it well enough that no one else needs to discover it again afterwards.

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  15. You Got Turing'd by mike260 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Dude does groundbreaking work, work gets suppressed by British government for reasons of national security, dude gets screwed.
    At least this guy didn't then get force-fed oestrogen by the government until he killed himself, which is something I suppose.

    1. Re:You Got Turing'd by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Quite the opposite, if his name is anything to go by.

    2. Re:You Got Turing'd by aminorex · · Score: 2, Insightful

      hey, i didnt't get force-fed estrogen either! thanks, britain!

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    3. Re:You Got Turing'd by Aneurysm · · Score: 1

      Except his work wasn't suppressed for reasons of national security. He made the discovery within and for an intelligence organisation. He didn't get screwed at all, he seems perfectly happy to have done his part for his country. Making discoveries like this to be kept secret was his job.

    4. Re:You Got Turing'd by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're missing the bigger point. They choose to work who they worked for. You cannot blame the government for keeping secret work... well... secret. Do you suspect that a scientist working for the gov on encryption is going to be allowed to release their findings to the public? You act as if these scientist are fools about the reality of what they get paid for and the limitations around it. And you cannot blame the scientific community for ignoring those who do not contribute to it's development. These people discovered something for internal usage. They did not contribute to RSA's scientific discovery which came prior to these revelations.

      They were not "abused" by the government... they were employed by it. You cannot complain when you make something for a company and the company takes control and/or credit for it. That is what they are paid for and to offer sympathy over that situation is not applicable.

      ie: although interesting and a real mathematical marvel... it has absolutely nothing to do with the history of RSA encryption except as an interesting side note as to what might have been if the secret was revealed earlier. it was not. and they do not get or deserve the discovery credentials because their work has nothing to do with what we use in the public today.

      My guess: the government began using the public RSA code from commercial sources once it became available instead of their in-house private version. Reason: it's cheaper, more reliable and tested against known attacks because it is in the public. I'm sure their in-house RSA soon became obsolete.

  16. More like lost in a mix of issues by AHuxley · · Score: 4, Interesting

    GCHQ was ready to talk of this issue and had all the press like 'kits' ready for a nice PR peek in 1984.
    Then came the Peter Writes's Spycatcher book.
    Thatcher was destroying any trace of union activity within the GCHQ at the time to, so the PKE release was dropped until 1997.
    In the 1970's the NSA and GCHQ did not know what to do with it.
    With "no" internet, one idea floated was nuke go codes.
    The more interesting issue was the 1985 quadripartite (UK, US, German, French) to keep DES open to the NSA/GCHQ but safe from commercial rivals/hackers.
    PKE was fought later with Clipper, key recovery, key escrow.

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    1. Re:More like lost in a mix of issues by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      GCHQ.
      Born to loose.
      It started with America and Canada, India and even Australia gave them the flick.
      Since WW2, Radar, Computing, PKI, TFT and netbooks (Clive Sinclair) have all been lost.
      Textiles, Trains, Cars Industrial machines - gone or given over to Germany.
      ICL sold to Japanese, Transistors (GE) gone, Picture Tubes to the Dutch (Phillips) - all national interest matters lost. Rover, Vauxhill Rolls Royce -memories. Apart from Glaxo/Welcomme and Dyson Vacuum cleaners - ALL British IP and industrial capacity has been lost, climaxing recently with BP to boot. All that remains is nuclear pride - Sellafield, and a strong gay navy and Dr Who repeats.

      There is a pattern here, to a country of drunken soccer louts fueled by fish and chips and larger, all served by Pakistani settlers. That they sat on this for so long - confirms Britain is on the nose and ruled by Sir Humphrey's. If GCHQ is supposed to advance everything British, then they have been rooted by the Americans and the French.

      .

    2. Re:More like lost in a mix of issues by MichaelSmith · · Score: 1

      a strong gay navy and Dr Who repeats

      Could be worse.

    3. Re:More like lost in a mix of issues by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ironically posted on the web. A British invention.

  17. Re:Me too! by jamesh · · Score: 4, Funny

    This story is an amazing coincidence. I discovered relativity before Einstein, but I never published my findings. Do you agree recognition is long overdue?

    I stole Einstein's research, applied it to building a time machine, then went back in time and discovered it before him. I _still_ didn't get recognition and worse still, his research now claims that time travel is impossible so I can't try it again.

  18. Factor large prime numbers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    http://www.rsa.com/rsalabs/node.asp?id=2227

    Here RSA mentions that because brits don't go to the dentist DES is dead.

    If only we could factor large prime numbers as Bill Gates suggested.

    "Dick" is a common british name, so his parents could have called him Dick Cock

  19. Re:Me too! by Canazza · · Score: 3, Interesting

    what about Calculus. Leibnitz and Newton within months of each other. Newton came up with it first, but didn't publish, then Leibnitz published, and Newton got annoyed, published, claimed he was first and there was a big kerfuffle.
    In the end we actually use Leibnitz notation for calculus, even though most people don't know who he was, and think Newton invented it.

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  20. It's all about presentation by Byzantine · · Score: 3, Funny

    It's a good thing the Official Secrets Act prevented this from being news at the time. I'm not sure reporters could have kept a straight face reporting on the "Cocks Algorithm."

  21. Blame the politicians and civil servants by Viol8 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Most of them are arts graduates with about as much scientific and technical knowledge as a comatose slug. Nothing has changed. They wouldn't know technical innovation if it kicked them in the balls. While this country his still run by people who think quoting shakespeare parrot fashion is the last word in intellect then we stand no chance.

    1. Re:Blame the politicians and civil servants by JustOK · · Score: 1

      et tu, brutus?

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    2. Re:Blame the politicians and civil servants by speculatrix · · Score: 1

      IIRC, the UK gov't being nearly bankrupt sold the patents for the jet engine to the US??

    3. Re:Blame the politicians and civil servants by Viol8 · · Score: 1

      I think it was in part exchange for supplies and aid during the war.

  22. Re:Me too! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    what about Calculus. Leibnitz and Newton within months of each other. Newton came up with it first, but didn't publish, then Leibnitz published, and Newton got annoyed, published, claimed he was first and there was a big kerfuffle. In the end we actually use Leibnitz notation for calculus, even though most people don't know who he was, and think Newton invented it.

    Certain people in college kept telling me that it was invented in Arabia long before those men were born. Eventually I grew skeptical.

  23. In yo' face! by Suki+I · · Score: 1

    This story is an amazing coincidence. I discovered relativity before Einstein, but I never published my findings. Do you agree recognition is long overdue?

    I stole Einstein's research, applied it to building a time machine, then went back in time and discovered it before him. I _still_ didn't get recognition and worse still, his research now claims that time travel is impossible so I can't try it again.

    I went back in time and posted before you, even made sure it was farther upthread than your post.

  24. Re:Me too! by mayberry42 · · Score: 1

    This story is an amazing coincidence. I discovered relativity before Einstein, but I never published my findings. Do you agree recognition is long overdue?

    No worries, Mr Smith. We all knew it was you all along.

  25. It really wasn't intentional at all by CODiNE · · Score: 1

    Just that every time the editor for their papers saw the list of names at the top with "C. Cocks" in it they always thought it was a childish prank and erased his name.

    To this day every time he gets pulled over the cops say "Come on buddy, your REAL ID this time".

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  26. Cocks Encryption by MrKaos · · Score: 0

    Sounds like something every teenage boy need to hide their porn collection.

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  27. Why should you get recognition... by Dwonis · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Why should anyone get recognition if they keep their discovery a secret?

  28. There in Knuth, so not "written out of history" by exolete · · Score: 3, Informative

    Knuth's TAOCP, Volume 2, Third Edition, Page 407:

    "Historical note: It was revealed in 1998 that Clifford Cocks had considered encoding messages by the transformation $x^{pq} mod pq$ already in 1973, but his work was kept secret".

    And that feels like the correct amount of recognition.

  29. Re:Me too! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In the end we actually use Leibnitz notation for calculus, even though most people don't know who he was, and think Newton invented it.

    See? Now that's recognition. :) Who cares who was really first if later generations think you were?

  30. Is this news? by Accersitus · · Score: 1

    According to the cryptography textbook I use and the article, this was made public in 1997. He is also mentioned in the textbook when detailing the development the RSA-algorithm, so I wouldn't say he's been written out of history. Introduction to Cryptography with Coding theory 2nd edition by Wade Trappe, Lawrence Washington

  31. don't give credit where credit is due by aminorex · · Score: 1

    it leads to people acting on peer pressure. we try to discourage that sort of thing.

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  32. Re:Me too! by Eunuchswear · · Score: 2, Funny

    My brother invented the internal combustion engine.

    He was very sad when I told him it had been done before.

    This is a true story.

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  33. In Simon Singh's 'The Code Book' by fwice · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Much of Cocks' work is documented in Simon Singh's fantastic treatise on cryptography and stenography through history, 'The Code Book'. This includes thoughts by Cocks' and James Ellis on the secrecy of their work, and their comfort at that -- they knew what they were getting into. Especially telling are Ellis' quotes -- as he died ~1 month before the public announcement was made...

    1. Re:In Simon Singh's 'The Code Book' by Zazzalicious · · Score: 1

      stenography? ;)

    2. Re:In Simon Singh's 'The Code Book' by fwice · · Score: 1

      steganography. which apparently isn't in firefox's spell-check dictionary. my fault.

      welp.

  34. Re:Me too! by outlando · · Score: 0

    "E=mc2"? I had "F=mc2"! So close...

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  35. He may be an ace encrypter by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... but he still relied on security through obscurity

  36. So prior art invalidates RSA patents? by gsarnold · · Score: 1

    That's what I'm hearing here....

    1. Re:So prior art invalidates RSA patents? by Alain+Williams · · Score: 1

      To be prior art it has to be published somewhere .... typical of our secretive & paranoid government to lock this sort of stuff away. Just as they did at the end of WW2 - destroying the computers at Bletchley Park.

  37. Ellis, Williamson... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...and also Cocks.

  38. Re:Me too! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    what about Calculus. Leibnitz and Newton within months of each other. Newton came up with it first, but didn't publish, then Leibnitz published, and Newton got annoyed, published, claimed he was first and there was a big kerfuffle.
    In the end we actually use Leibnitz notation for calculus, even though most people don't know who he was, and think Newton invented it.

    Certain people in college kept telling me that it was invented in Arabia long before those men were born. Eventually I grew skeptical.

    You're thinking of Algebra.

  39. Significant mention in "The Code Book" by Maudib · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Hardly written out of history. As I recall he got a whole chapter in "The Code Book" . I would bet that most people familiar with RSA or Diffie Helman have read that.

  40. so how many RSA patents are now invalidated? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    so how many RSA patents are now invalidated?

    1. Re:so how many RSA patents are now invalidated? by blair1q · · Score: 1

      so how many RSA patents are now invalidated?

      Zero.

      "Prior Art" doesn't mean it happened before, it means the public knew it happened before.

  41. Re:Me too! by shawnap · · Score: 1

    I hate to do this, but no AC has jumped in with a helpful "whoosh" and I'm feeling particularly pedantic today, so I'm going to give you a short lesson in mathematics, the internet, and life in general. I hope you find it useful (I'd like to think you will).

    First, as I hope you realize, my post was a joke. A joke wrapped around what I think is an interesting idea, but a joke nonetheless. Since you didn't get the joke I have to assume you didn't get the idea. Let's start with the idea and work our way up from there. You're right about Newton and Leibniz, but what you're missing is that a lot of ideas in math have the same history; that of being developed independently by different people at around the same time. In fact, if you crack open a random math text and point to a random theorem, there is a good chance that there is either an ongoing controversy about whether the person after whom it's named is it's discoverer, or that person is uncontroversially recognized as not being responsible. This phenomena is not limited to math. Inventions and other feats of engineering have the habit of popping up in different places at the same time. Things as everyday as the locomotive, light bulb, and telephone all have multiple independent inventors credibly claiming paternity. The thing to understand here, is that this is not rare, but common. Cocks is a mathematician; he knows about the calculus kerfuffle, he knows that some things named after Newton were probably Simpson, many things named after Gauss were really other people, and many things named after other people were really Gauss (who supposedly kept a stack of unpublished theorems on his desk to hand off to editors when they had space in journals they needed to fill). What I find so interesting is that, Cocks, who knows all of this, is still surprised when he learns that another team of researchers has independently invented the same algorithm he and his team had only a few years earlier. Do you get it yet? Maybe? Let's continue.

    Take a moment to reread my post and GP. You heard the Newton/Leibniz story for the first time in Calculus, right? Just like everyone else on the planet. What do you think are the odds that someone posting on Slashdot has never been in that class? I understand that text, divorced from tone of voice and body language, can be hard to interpret, but look at the tone of GP. It's very silly, right? Look at the tone of my post; much more serious, right? What seems more likely: that I'm expressing sincere skepticism at GP's claim of discovering relativity, or that I'm using a little irony to make a point? Feel free to open up a tab and google the definition of irony, I'll still be here when you get back. Okay? Good. Look how my own mock surprise at the idea of multiple independent discovery mirrors that expressed by Cocks in the article. I know, I know, you didn't RTFA. I know that 90% of Slashdot is trash, but there's a solid 10% there, so please, at least sometimes, RTFA. You'll be a smarter person, maybe a better person, for it and girls will like you more*. Now you have the idea and the joke. Is it funny? It's probably not funny after all this. That's okay, it wasn't very funny to begin with.

    Finally, please, use some fucking punctuation. Your post is almost unreadable. It's hard to tell who you're saying claimed they were what first. If I didn't already know exactly what you were talking about when I read your post, I wouldn't have been able to figure it out. If you can't communicate your ideas to other people, they're effectively worthless. What if Newton discovered the calculus, but then was unable to explain it to anyone? The paternity of calculus would be even more fucked up then it already is (which is something no one wants).

    So, in summary, multiple independent discovery/invention is common, have the self awareness to recognize in yourself that which you see in other people, think longer before you write (or speak), and please, please, please, for fucks sake, use some punctuation and grammar.
    I s

  42. Re:Me too! by badzilla · · Score: 1

    Yes and it was so totally a shame when the Wrong brothers invented the airplane first but the credit went to a couple other guys.

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  43. spook by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    that's what you get for workin' for the man, spook.

  44. Mod up! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Genealogically humorous!

  45. Re:Me too! by Danny+Rathjens · · Score: 1
    Another example. Wallace who?

    Alfred Russel Wallace, OM, FRS (8 January 1823 - 7 November 1913) was a British naturalist, explorer, geographer, anthropologist and biologist. He is best known for independently proposing a theory of evolution due to natural selection that prompted Charles Darwin to publish his own theory.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alfred_Russel_Wallace

  46. General rule: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you want reconigtion on crypto, keep yourself away from the military.

    1. Re:General rule: by blair1q · · Score: 1

      If you want public recognition, you have no business being in the military.

  47. Re:Me too! by Z1NG · · Score: 1

    What is it that they say about explaining your own jokes? Woosh indeed.

  48. Re:Me too! by blair1q · · Score: 1

    That's because you're no Einstein, and neither is the guy he did that to.

  49. Re:Me too! by CuteSteveJobs · · Score: 1

    Yes. What's tragic about that is that Darwin sat on the theory of evolution for years. He though publishing it would anger God or some such nonsense. When Wallace wrote to him to share his thoughts, Darwin thought "Screw God! I have to beat this guy!" PS. The Mod who flagged that a troll seriously needs to get a sense of humor.

  50. Re:Me too! by CuteSteveJobs · · Score: 1

    > I don't believe you.

    I did. I really, really did. Honest.

  51. the bigger picture by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So know you know that the Brits were 20 years ahead in computing and 20 years ahead in crypto-analysis do you think that 256AES is safe?

    All your secrets are belong to UK.

  52. canada is going to be destroyed in 5 years by circletimessquare · · Score: 1

    you didn't know that?

    oh shit, did i just reveal...

    nevermind

    (whistling)

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    intellectual property law is philosophically incoherent. it is your moral duty to ignore it or sabotage it
  53. If true some patents may be invalid. by niftymitch · · Score: 1

    If this is true then some patents may prove invalid.

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    Truth is stranger than fiction, but it is because Fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities; Truth isn't. Mark Twain.