Carnivorous Swamp Beast Discovered In Madagascar
crudmonkey writes "Researchers have identified a previously unknown species of carnivore lurking in one of the world's most endangered lakes. Durrell's vontsira, named in honor of the late conservationist and writer Gerald Durrell, was first photographed swimming in Madagascar's Lake Alaotra in 2004. Subsequent surveys confirmed the mongoose-like creature was indeed a new species. Durrell's vontsira is the first new carnivorous mammal discovered in Madagascar in 24 years. Little is known about the species, which is roughly the size of a cat."
I don't usually complain about the summaries (because I know they're all bad) but this one was a real disappointment to me. Carnivorous swamp beast?? I'm looking for this bad boy. But no, it's just a little cute furry guy, a little irate because someone is holding him by the throat. I would be irate too. OK, I know it's news, but such a disappointment.
Qxe4
Obviously it's a Rodent Of Unusual Size.
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it went extinct.
Durrell's vontsira is the first new carnivorous mammal discovered in Madagascar in 24 years.
Elsewhere in the article, twice, is this:
The first new carnivorous mammal to be discovered for 24 years
Was the last carnivorous mammal that was discovered, discovered 24 years ago in Madagascar? I don't know about anyone else, but I would infer from the qualifier "in Madagascar" that a carnivorous mammal was discovered less than 24 years ago somewhere else in the world.
what does it taste like?
The...'beast'...has most probably NEVER encountered humans before...and I'm sure if I were a small animal who has lived most of my quiet existence never crossing the path of a 20-fingered, land-dwelling giant and suddenly found myself being strangled, dangling in the air in front of 2+ of these foreigners and kidnapped from my perfectly-fine home and family; I'd be questioning who the beast really is.
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I hope they name it Jozin.
When asked why, the answer is almost always: "It's 2014".
for some reason you're assuming beast has a different meaning
It is coming right for us!
See .... the lochness monster is not that improbable ...
for Mokele-mbembe.
Did they try wrapping towels around their heads to calm it down?
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Madagascar 4 the wild beast of the lake - a homecoming story.
On a long enough timeline. The survival rate for everyone drops to zero. Chuck Palahniuk, Fight Club, 1996
Minus the ears.
For those who didn't get the reference above to Jozin
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S4aqM_wu6Ns
To me, it looks like an African Dassie, which like cockroaches, will *never* go extinct. However, maybe it is the illusive Debianicus Ice Weaselius?
Excuse me, but please get off my Pennisetum Clandestinum, eh!
Ok... what the heck is an endangered lake? Aren't all lakes different and therefore "the last just like it", therefore endangered? If there's only one left of any species of animal that animal would be endangered, so wouldn't you say that every lake is endangered simply because it's the last and only of it's kind? Am I missing something?
I imagine that whatever this is, it must be Old Greg.
He doesn't like people playin' in his waters. He's gonna hurt you, he likes you, what do you think of him? Don't lie to him boy!
He knows what you're thinking, he's Old Greg, he's a scaly man fish!
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> Obviously it's a Rodent Of Unusual Size.
The most obvious feature defining rodents are their teeth.
The most obvious feature of the newly discovered animal to see in the picture(s) are its teeth which are about as non rodent as an animal's teeth can be.
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You were warned! We told you! You wouldnt listen! how many more time swill you ingore us wen the aliens come!!!!
For what it's worth, Durrell wrote a number of fun books about Zoology and his explorations of the natural world. I'd recommend them as good beach reading or for young people interested in animals or natural sciences.
Stuff that matters? Are you kidding? What's next? Filing weather forecasts?
...Discovery of new species posted as a Slashdot Science story. And you're complaining? Give me some examples of what YOU think the Science column should post.
looks like our local mongooses ( which im not sure are unique to our island. )
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Dang. Reading the summary, I was all excited until they ruined it at the end by revealing that it was only "the size of a cat." Mondays are filled with disappointment.
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they are talking about cats overseas which weigh 6 to 10 lbs not those supersize 20 lb cats that live in the usa.
Im not talking about the superfat overfed cats in the US im talking about the generally larger breeds here in the US. The domestic
cat breeds in Africa and asia tend to be quite a bit smaller and slender.
When the article says that animal is as large as a cat, they mean a smaller african domestic cat.
It lives only in Madagascar, so no matter how nasty it is, it will be extinct in ten years.
If Slashdot were chemistry it would look like this:Cadaverine
to support your local cryptozoologist.
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Jimmy Carter was attacked by a scarier-looking swamp beast than that!
We have a close-up of a feature of the animals jaw we call the "durellitzer" after the late Gerard Durrell. *shudder* poor man.
What would Richard Feynman do, if he were here right now? He'd do some math and he'd follow through!
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What would Richard Feynman do, if he were here right now? He'd do some math and he'd follow through!
* Quantum Computing
... and if I spend ten more minutes, I can probably come up with 50 more items which I believe are more interesting and relevant to geeks and the technology they like use and like to have in the future. Sounds a lot more "sexy" to me than a rodent-like looking little creature.
* Bandwidth of Optical Fibers
* Transistors based on Graphene
* New Display Technology
* New Input Devices
* Image Recognitions Techniques
* Encryption Algorithms
* Computer-powered Mathematics
* Computer-powered Physics
* New Processor Designs
* Laser technology (data transmission)
* Integrated Optics
* Magnetic (and optical) storage
* Solar Cells and other alternative energies
Sure, I will admit that my point of view is subjective. Everyone is free to disagree; different readers will prefer different topics. But how is my contribution "off-topic"? There are lots of comments every day discussing whether a submission is "worthy". I thought that this would be a valuable kind of feedback.
I'm still amazed at how we are still discovering new species.
Not one of those things should be under the 'Science' heading, which is what the question was in reference to. Besides, just because the only subject you care about is technology doesn't mean that biology isn't interesting science to a lot of other people. Discovering a carnivorous mammal for the first time is quite rare, as the article says, the last time it happened was 24 years ago.
"Carnivorous swamp beast"... Oh, come on! I was expecting something close to the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal and all I go is a groundhog with better dental hygiene and a temper...
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New Carnivorous Beast Discovered? In Madagascar? SHUT DOWN EVERYTHING!
lol Ironically I actually do have a picture of myself looking somewhat like the first one, glowing photoshopped lightsaber and everything.
Qxe4
I respectfully disagree on which of these items would be called science or technology. The Physics Nobel Prize was just awarded for graphene with all its electronic applications. So you do not deem it science. Well, you have your right to your point of view.
And, btw, it was the first time in 24 years in Madagaskar that they found a new carnivore (at least according to the summary). So it may not be as rare an event considering how many countries and islands there are around the globe...
Hm, so not only humans in the US are overfed...
One that hath name thou can not otter
All of the listed areas practically didn't exist a mere century ago, most not really even half of that time (and some can be easily looked at more as areas of engineering)
I didn't realize science was such a young thing...
An example of a newfound beast which will be soon extinct, prompting is (perhaps... slightly...) to take a closer look at holocene extinction event - a very transformative thing - is decently notable.
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