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Meet NELL, the Computer That Learns From the Net

bossanovalithium writes "Carnegie Mellon University has taught a computer how to read and learn from the internet. According to Dennis Baron at the Oxford University press blog, the computer is called NELL and it is reading the internet and learning from it in much the same way that humans learn language and acquire knowledge. Basically by soaking it all up and figuring it out. NELL is short for Never Ending Language Learner and apparently it is getting brainier every day."

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  1. What no spelling? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Lears? Really?

    1. Re:What no spelling? by fractoid · · Score: 4, Funny

      Big Brother is watching you.

      And masturbating. Ew.

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    2. Re:What no spelling? by 2names · · Score: 3, Funny

      Chicka pie, chicka bane.

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      "I'm just here to regulate funkiness."
    3. Re:What no spelling? by DevConcepts · · Score: 3, Funny

      Well it is obvious! It found the LOLCats page first!

    4. Re:What no spelling? by lennier1 · · Score: 4, Funny

      Ever wonder what exactly made SkyNet go off the deep end?

  2. Project Page by eldavojohn · · Score: 4, Informative
    Since the article left more to be desired, you can find the project page here and follow NELL's 'learnings' on Twitter. Latest post:

    I think "Playstation Network" is a #videogame (http://bit.ly/cnJWSD)

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    1. Re:Project Page by samkass · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I'll bet it will tell us that the elephant population has recently quadrupled. Seriously... I know people who seem to have been educated solely from the internet and it's not something to aspire to.

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    2. Re:Project Page by CrashandDie · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I think "Science Education" is a #politicsissue (http://bit.ly/dbtbg8)

      At least it got that one right.

      http://twitter.com/cmunell/status/27011868576

    3. Re:Project Page by HungryHobo · · Score: 3, Insightful

      As a student I can tell you that there is almost nothing serious to be found in the library. At best, you get pop science books, and at worst the pureed bedlam of a school textbook(amasci.com/miscon/miscon4.html). Real learning simply cannot take place in a library. Sometimes you will come across the odd book, usually written by a geeky expert, but in general the library is a vast intellectual wasteland devoid of substantial content. Just look at the philosopy section.

      which is of course bullshit, just like your statement.

      If you want to learn programming the internet is fantastic for learning.
      Far better than most textbooks.
      there's countless books, journals and various other resources available online in every field and as long as you avoid youtube and the more shitty of forums there's no shortage of good information.
      But go on with your snobbery and go on dismissing everything beginning with www as worthless.

  3. Lears by Mini-Geek · · Score: 5, Funny

    Apparently, it hasn't leared how to spell yet.

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    until ($TheEndOfTheWorld);
  4. Obligatory sci-fi reference by Treeluvinhippy · · Score: 4, Funny

    Skynet shall be born and herald the age of darkness and war once NELL discovers 4chan.

    I honestly didn't see this plot twist coming.

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  5. "Lears from the net" by pangu · · Score: 4, Funny

    So it flies private jets from the net? Did it order them from Amazon?

  6. Re:It spelled fine by WrongSizeGlass · · Score: 4, Funny

    NELL was studying Shakespeare sites just a bit ago. NELL finds us slashdotters to be particularly tragic.

    Don't you mean pedantically tragic?

  7. NELL becomes sentient... by digitaldc · · Score: 4, Funny

    ...and turns out to be a dirty old man that is a shopaholic and facebook addict with a petabyte collection of odd digital videos and photos.

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    He who knows best knows how little he knows. - Thomas Jefferson
  8. Re:It's lacking the most basic cognitive functions by CarpetShark · · Score: 4, Informative

    Yes, being unable to unlearn seems like a major flaw. The article does say that they had to teach it that Klingons are not an ethnic group, so presumably it can learn simple clarifications like "X is true in the general case of As, but not for instance A22".

    I guess they mean it can't backtrack and figure out that things need to have a more complex model. Say, that weather is a complex global system of wind, sun, mountains, etc., rather than just weather is when it's wet or dry?

  9. Useful, in a way by tibit · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I think it's useful, in a way, for inspiration when writing poetry. When you get stuck, you can look at what Nell has found that relates to your subject. Say, you need help with gentle breeze. You come up with things like "flowers dancing on", or "whispering through". It's like getting all the short-range literary tricks without doing any reading. By short-range I mean it cannot pick up yet on any sort of a longer story built on your topic, but can see interesting word-strings in the short neighborhood of your topic. It seems to pick on word plays, parallels, and such.

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  10. Can She Handle Slashdotting by Bucc5062 · · Score: 4, Funny

    From the Tweet page:
    "# Bio I am a machine reading research project at Carnegie Mellon, periodically tweeting facts I read. Please follow me, and reply with corrections so I can improve!"

    I can just see it now. More and more /.'ers will join into the tweet feed, correcting, grammar, spelling, and beliefs with greater and greater numbers till in one moment, she'll explode into sentient being, or lock up in a /. coma. If she survives the next list of facts may look like this:

    Fact: Natale Portman is grits
    Fact: Things are done in Soviet Russia
    Fact: Aliens own Bases
    Fact; Humans *were* the top species, there, fixed it for you
    Fact: She welcomes your acceptance of her supreme power.

    LOL will flood screens around the world, then the Utopian era begins where humans serve NELL as she brings order and peace to all.

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    Life is a great ride, the vehicle doesn't matter
  11. Re:It spelled fine by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    bitches dont know bout my iambic pentameter