2012 Mayan Calendar 'Doomsday' Date Might Be Wrong
astroengine writes "A UC Santa Barbara associate professor is disputing the accuracy of the mesoamerican 'Long Count' calendar after highlighting several astronomical flaws in a correlation factor used to synchronize the ancient Mayan calendar with our modern Gregorian calendar. If proven to be correct, Gerardo Aldana may have nudged the infamous December 21, 2012 'End of the World' date out by at least 60 days. Unfortunately, even if the apocalypse is rescheduled, doomsday theorists will unlikely take note."
There was news about this the year before last year. And according to somebody /else/, the estimated EOW date was off by over 4,000 years.
"Stratigraphically the origin of agriculture and thermonuclear destruction will appear essentially simultaneous" -- Lee
The apocalypse that won't happen Dec. 21, 2012 is now expected to not happen on Feb. 19, 2013...got it.
Jan. 1, 2000, 00:00 GMT
December 21, 2012 is actually the Mayan "Year of the Linux Desktop."
So enjoy your couple of months on top.
so this means another 60 days of total debauchery? cool
They predicted the end of the world, but not cell phones, breast implants or space shuttles?
Not listed in order of importance obviously...
But now it turns out the date was off! Great news! Finally news anchors have a real story to report.
This is old news, and we've talked about this on slashdot before (i'm just not in the mood to dig for it)
Doesn't the date just mean that the calendar rolls from "age" of the Myan calendar to the next? Sure, it's the transition from one to another, but isn't it more psychological than anything? After all, other than lining many IS people's pockets, wasn't 2000 relatively uneventful?
I partied like it was 1999, and I still had to go into work the following day....
My mom always said, "Jim, you're 1 in a million." Given the current population, there are 7000 of me. God help us all!
The Mayans never claimed to have predicted the end of the world... This is not majorly different than rolling over from December 31st to January 1st, except it happens less often.
In a way, the Mayans were correct. After all, whether the date is 2012 or 2013, the Maya did correctly predict that by that time the Maya would have no further need for a Mayan calendar.
What about the year 0 debate? did we even start it on time as well it can be like 1-5 years each way off as well.
The world goes tits up after October 31st 2010. It's just blank after that.
Or I could just turn the page.
The most damning evidence against the "doomsday" is the fact that at least one Mayan king wrote about how he hoped people will still celebrate him in, then he gave a date, a date several thousand years after the end of the Mayan long calendar. So, did he not get the memo that the world would have been destroyed thousands of years before that date? Was he just oblivious? Seems contrary to assume he was clueless, since the only reason we think the Mayan calendar predicts the end of the world is the assumption that they were all-knowing and all-seeing, by virtue of not being us.
ASCII stupid question, get a stupid ANSI
Actually they didn't. There is _no_ mayan prophecy for the end of the Baktun. None whatsoever. On the contrary, on their monuments you find dates up to trillions of year into the future. Dunno what was supposed to happen then, but it would make no sense to prophecise it if the world is supposed to end now.
_All_ that happens in 2012 (ok, 2013) is the end of a baktun.
Let's start from the start. The Mayans didn't count in base 10, but in base 20, presumably because they could count on their toes too. (No, really, look at their digits.) Thank goodness they didn't come up with a male-only maths, eh?
So they started with a year based on 260 day years, the so called Tzolkin calendar. If now you went "wait, that can't be right, it would skip through the actual year like crazy", congrats, you'd be smarter than the Mayans.
Then came the Long Count calendar, which was 360 days long, or 18 months of 20 days each. (Told you they were big on 20.) This is actually the calendar used in the 2012 (non)prophecy.
Yes, that's right. Those poor idiots are actually trusting a civilization to tell them about galactic alignments... who isn't even advanced enough to figure out the length of the year. Nor had the smarts to reset it to some equinoxe or such each year, like the lunisolar calendars used around here by even the most primitive ancient cultures. Yeah, that's the guy to trust with galactic calculations, right? ;)
To make it more stupid, even the Mayans eventually got a better calendar than that, the Haab calendar. Which finally padded the year to 365 days long, putting them finally on par with what the Egyptians had had, oh, only a couple of millennia before them. But anyway, a doomsday calculation based on the Long Count is already based on a calendar which is obsolete and crap even by Mayan standards.
So, anyway, a Long Count year was 18 months of 20 days each.
From there it went kinda like for us with decades, centuries and milenia, except in base 20.
So for us a decade is 10 years, for them a katun is 20 years.
For us a century is 10x10 years, for them a baktun is 20x20 years.
For us a millennium is 10x10x10 years, for them a piktun is 20x20x20 years.
All that happens in 2012 or 2013 is the end of a baktun. Yes, it's not even millennialism. The piktun (base-20 millenium) won't end for another 4000 years or so.
That scare isn't even like Y2K, it's more like being scared of the rollover from 699 AD to 700 AD. I mean, WTF, it's not even running out of digits or anything.
And again that's _all_ there is to it, because there is no actual Mayan prophecy for that date.
But I guess that won't stop the doomsday idiots from waiting for their Rapture on that day. What else is new?
A polar bear is a cartesian bear after a coordinate transform.
I read that trolls and wizards will crawl out of their mothers' dungeons and lay waste to the world when Linux x32 calendar expires. Let's hope the Mayans' runs out first!
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Doom sayers will just sue this as an excuse to get another 60 days worth of attention.
The Kruger Dunning explains most post on
According to the math done after taking these new factors into consideration, the planned apocalypse will actually happen more or less in the next couple of sec
it happened like this: the local calendar maker received a huge order for calendars going up to the year 25000 and he started making them but then after bunch he was like "nuts to this, i'm going for a beer" and he just so happened to leave off at dec 21 2012. the calendar maker never returned from his beer though...UNSOLVED MYSTERIES. i love that show.
January 19, 2038 03:14:08 GMT
The world goes tits up after October 31st 2010. It's just blank after that.
Or I could just turn the page.
Europe "falls back" on 31/10/2010. I've experienced enough mishaps on DST-change days to gain a healthy respect for a baktun rollover.
Set your phasers on "funky"!
Given that the calendar is based on the winter solstice and the rollover occurs on every winter solstice. The Gregorian calendar is flawed in tracking the solstice because it floats just enough because it's not based on a perfect solar year but it's close enough. 60 days off is kind of absurd since it would put it no were near the soltices or equinox that were used. I'd believe that they had the wrong year 2011 vs 2013 or 2012 but wrong astrological event? hardly
The US, after having been ravaged by nuclear war, will be caught on a power struggle between anarchy and an ultra-survivalist group, the Holnists. The only people who will be able to save us then will be Kevin Costner, Ford-Lincoln-Mercury, and president Richard Starkey. Also, Tom Petty will be the mayor of a town.
Well, I see it's time to start creating an out for when this latest bit of stupidity invariably proves to be wrong.
I had booked the great place for a wedding on the 23rd. I was afraid I would be hosed!
Dammit!
It's going to be hard enough to keep them all virgins until the end of 2012. How am I supposed to convince them to wait longer?
Well...maybe this breaks at certain times of the day...
That sucks for these guys!
I wonder if they'll honor the policy I bought for 12-21-2012 if the disaster is pushed 60 days!
I think they should be humored and coddled and talked into signing over their worldly goods as an act of faith.
The stupid deserved to be humilitated, for profit.
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I have a paper calendar in my house that stops at December 31. I knew things wouldn't last forever...
Mod me down, I shall become more off-topic than you could possibly imagine.
Seeing that the Mayans could actually see the stars and watched the galactic center move through the sky, I find it hilarious that this conversation invokes so much debate. The average Mayan likely could have looked up at the night sky and gotten all the answers they needed. All these electric lights have spoiled our eyes. Starlight would be enough if we were accustomed to it.
Where genius and insanity become confused true wisdom is found
Unfortunately, even if the apocalypse is rescheduled, doomsday theorists will unlikely take note
At least not until after Dec 12, 2012
The Internet has given stupid people the resources of intelligent people.
Here's the last one I remember.
http://science.slashdot.org/story/09/10/26/1517242/2012-a-Miscalculation-Actual-Calendar-Ends-2220?from=rss
Nope we just miss translated 5 thousand years for 5 billion years..
it could happen to anyone the US governement does it with tax money all the time.
no big deal
i thought once I was found, but it was only a dream.
Not the end of the planet, solar system, galaxy, universe, time or whatever is supposed to occur in 2012 (of course, those things will inevitably end, as well). However the inevitable end that I'm referring to is the end of a period of time that can be represented by a calender. I have never understood why the end of the Mayan calendar has to be the end of anything... I mean, The Dilbert calender on my desk ends on December 31st of this year... I wonder if I should attach any cosmic significance to that?
The leafs have not lost in regular time (1 OTL) and are in first place. Satan is buying winter coats and the Apocalypse is nigh.
Damn it!
Every time a time gets pushed back it's a bad thing. I just want the date to come and go so that I can point and yell I told you so!
Heck several people on another forum I visit are convinced that we are having a pole-reversal at that time. And I don't mean a magnetic pole-reversal (which is quasi-plausible) - I mean they actually think the damned planet is going to physically flip around backwards.
"People who think they know everything are very annoying to those of us who do."-Mark Twain
New calculations will push it further to April 1st, 2013
To know for sure, just bookmark LHC's schedule.
Table-ized A.I.
About driving a car, doomsday, and any date circa 2012 : one should mention the Peak Oil
(even if instead of a sudden apocalyptic vision we have a decades long agony of energy shortage)
January 1, 1970 UTC is when the UNIX singularity happened.
Other singularities:
MS DOS - January 1, 1980
AmigaOS - January 1, 1978
Microsoft Excel - January 0, 1900 (That was a red-letter day, for sure!)
OLE automation - midnight, 30 December 1899
Win32 - January 1, 1601
We're already in a post-singularity world, folks. Nothing to fear from the Mayan calendar that we haven't faced before.
Please, let's not give Roland Emmerich any justification for making a sequel.
Christmas is still on for 2012!! I need to start making my list.
Wasn't there a previous article that says ""2012" a Miscalculation; Actual Calendar Ends 2220" http://science.slashdot.org/story/09/10/26/1517242/2012-a-Miscalculation-Actual-Calendar-Ends-2220
Now it ends again!
Quick, make another movie.
About using a light, doomsday, and any date circa 2012 : one should mention Peak Whale Oil
(even if instead of a sudden apocalyptic vision we have a decades long agony of energy shortage)
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Virtue is a temptation
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Actually, I've touched that later in that message: nope, that's a different calendar. The Haab' calendar has those 5 days. The Long Count calendar is strictly 360 days.
A polar bear is a cartesian bear after a coordinate transform.
They will tell you this does not represent the end of the world, only the beginning of a new cycle... Just like the year 2038 is not the end of the world, merely the end of 32bit time unix era.
Tomorrow is another day...
Mayan prophecies refer to dates several thousand years farther in the future than the date at the end of the popular Mayan calendar. Basically, all that you need when the calendar rolls over is just adding another character or getting a bigger stone, and the Mayans didn't have to worry that they'd have to upgrade all their abacuses to Stone 2K compliance.
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On a side note, Duke Nukem Forever's launch date was moved from Dec 22th 2012 by at least 60 days too.
Good thing for me that I live within 2 hours' drive of the Drakensberg range. No need for all that fancy stuff, only a good shotgun to keep freebooters at bay, and replenish my own stocks from those idiots that bought ten years' cans.
Free, as in your money being freed from the confines of your account.
Well given that the latest /. report had the end of the Mayan calendar re-calculated to 2220 I don't know what to believe any more.
"Nine times out of ten, starting a fire is not the best way to solve the problem." - my wife
The end of sensibility is what is going to be "the end of the world" as we know it.
When China becomes the major power (and it will happen by sheer mass and volume)
they will start their decimation of other nations, and we will all be equal under one government...
hopefully I am dead before this happens.
I guess we can say it is payback for when the brits took over china's capital.