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  1. Yeah, we are accepting comments on TSA Accepting Public Comments On Whole Body Airport Screening · · Score: 1

    We will probably tell you to bugger off afterwards, but we are accepting comments..

  2. Fuckin JJ Abrams on Drone Swarm Creates Star Trek Logo In London Sky · · Score: 5, Funny

    Figures...the emblem is backwards.

  3. They both suck on AT&T: Don't Want a Data Plan for That Smartphone? Too Bad. · · Score: 1

    I used Sprint. The only true "unlimited" data plan. So far ::::knocking on wood desk::::

  4. Re:Remove the obvious structural weaknesses on White House Must Answer Petition To 'Build Death Star' · · Score: 1

    No more shafts leading directly to the core, please.

    And while your at it, make the force field a bit more difficult for Jedi infiltrators to turn off.

    What do you mean? The Jedi are extinct Lord Vader so to that years ago.

  5. It is a sign on Student Refusing RFID Badge Now Fights Expulsion Order · · Score: 1

    of the Deh-villlle!!! I am surprised that, if this is such a religious issue, she is already being home schooled by her Sister Moms

  6. Yuck on Steve Jobs' Yacht Revealed · · Score: 1

    That thing is ugly, I would have thought he would have had a super sleek power yacht, not some 1930's throwback looking thing,

  7. It is very simple on Russian Opposition Figure Thinks Anti-Putin Movement Has Faltered · · Score: 0

    Putin is the Boss

  8. Re:They can listen if they like.. on Microsoft Won't Say If Skype Is Secure Or Not. Time To Change? · · Score: 1

    Apparently you have no concept of humor and sarcasm.

  9. So...this amused me, on NSA Chief To Address Hackers At DEF CON · · Score: 2

    I can't help but think this is abit like Darth Vader addressing the Rebel forces... just saying

    _______________________________

    "it's like, whatever..."

  10. They can listen if they like.. on Microsoft Won't Say If Skype Is Secure Or Not. Time To Change? · · Score: 1

    The only thing I use Skype for is to talk to my litle boy who lives with his psycho...er..um, I mean mother in Finland (step-dork works for an American company there) and to talk to my oldest son who lives in Kentucky. No high security stuff there. Younger son talks about who he has "pwned" in HALO. Older son talks about married life and jobs stuff... So, if they have to listen in on that...then, as my teen daughter would say, "It's like, whatever"

  11. Re:Apple Sends Cops To Seize Galaxy Nexus on Apple Tells Retailers To Stop Selling Certain Samsung Devices · · Score: 3, Informative

    You realize this link is a satire/joke site right????

  12. Re:Outragious, over the top, opressive madness! on Britain Bringing Out 'Sonic Gun' For Olympics Security · · Score: 1

    Fire and brimstone coming down from the skies! Rivers and seas boiling! Forty years of darkness! Earthquakes, volcanoes... The dead rising from the grave! Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together... mass hysteria!!!

  13. Been here, done this on NYC Teachers Forbidden To "Friend" Students · · Score: 1

    Other states have tried this and it was challenged and ruled unconstitutional, or impolite, or in violation of the Temporal Prime Directive or something like that. When are they going to learn that people have private lives and they just can not inject their rules into every aspect of those lives. Also, my daughter (high school Senior) has several of her teachers on her Facebook friends list and I am totally cool with this. For one, the teachers generally use the lists to get school messages out to the students, reminders of practices etc. And the up side is that they are visible to me. I would much prefer that they post to her Facebook then have them texting her.

  14. Paddle Faster boys.. on Tennessee Passes Bill That Allows "Teaching the Controversy" of Evolution · · Score: 1

    I hear banjo music!! This is troubling. I really hope VA does not follow this yahoo route.

  15. Mmm hmm on RIAA CEO Hopes SOPA Protests Were a "One-Time Thing" · · Score: 1

    Yeah, right...I bet he does.

  16. Call Col Jack O'Neil on Berkeley Scientists Develop Self-Assembling Nanorods · · Score: 2

    Looks we got some replicators ahead.....

  17. Tevatron eh? on How the Tevatron Influenced Computing · · Score: 2

    Sounds like a Transformer, probably a Decepticon.

  18. Re:Makes the Asturias exhibit less hot on T-Rex Bigger and Hungrier Than Previously Thought · · Score: 0

    Damn, /b/eat me to it. LOL

  19. Noooooooo, the horror...the horror.... on RIM Server Crash Leaves Millions Without BBM · · Score: 1

    Oh wait, I don't care, I have an HTC Android phone. I gave up on RIM and their kiddie phones.

  20. Re:What took down that Russian hockey team? on Russian Space Agency Determines Cause of Soyuz Crash · · Score: 1

    Ironic and overly stupid post.

  21. Hot Nano Probe Action? on 'Electronic Skin' Grafts Gadgets To Body · · Score: 1

    inb4 Borg/ you will be assimilated jokes. Seriously, will this allow me to back up my brain and use Google desktop search for all the nude girl pictures I have stored therein? Or better yet, retrieve all those fun childhood memories that my age addled brain has stored away....somewhere.

  22. Everything is the "last time" on Shuttle Atlantis Docks With International Space Station For the Last Time · · Score: 1

    LOL, I wonder if they will be saying "Shuttle commander uses shuttle toilet for last time ever...."

  23. Well, this will work well on The Science of Human-Robot Love · · Score: 1

    when connected into the "brain" of one of those hyper realistic Japanese love robots. We can call them Cybernetic Love Nodes, or CYLONS for short. oh...wait

  24. Re:usable now? on Skype Is Working To Defeat the Reverse Engineering · · Score: 1

    Most excellent! Lulz were had over that comment and over your siggie

  25. And? on Over 7.5 Million Facebook Users Are Under 13 · · Score: 1

    This is a surprise?