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The Placebo Effect Not Just On Drugs

dvdme writes "It seems the placebo effect isn't just valid on drugs. It's also a fact on elevators, offices and traffic lights. An article by Greg Ross says: 'In most elevators installed since the early 1990s, the 'close door' button has no effect. Otis Elevator engineers confirmed the fact to the Wall Street Journal in 2003. Similarly, many office thermostats are dummies, designed to give workers the illusion of control. "You just get tired of dealing with them and you screw in a cheap thermostat," said Illinois HVAC specialist Richard Dawson. "Guess what? They quit calling you." In 2004 the New York Times reported that more than 2,500 of the 3,250 "walk" buttons in New York intersections do nothing. "The city deactivated most of the pedestrian buttons long ago with the emergence of computer-controlled traffic signals, even as an unwitting public continued to push on."'"

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  1. This explains the political process by Cornwallis · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I keep voting and nothing new happens.

    1. Re:This explains the political process by alen · · Score: 5, Insightful

      what do you expect to happen? i've lived in the US almost 30 years and everyone wants a government check and free health care but they don't want to pay for it.

      after 30 years i like the US, A LOT

    2. Re:This explains the political process by ChefInnocent · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Oh for a mod point. I've come to look at the election process as voting for Coke or Pepsi when all I want is a glass of water. Transparent and no artificial additives.

    3. Re:This explains the political process by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      I keep voting and nothing new happens.

      Funny coincidence... my father calls the "walk" buttons at traffic lights, "politician buttons". I never understood the answer, and thus the joke, as a child... went something like this:

      Dad: "why do you always press the politician button?"
      Me: "why do you always call it a politician button?"
      Dad: "because it does nothing."

    4. Re:This explains the political process by TheLink · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Vote for a glass of water then.

      If enough people do that, instead of voting for Coke or Pepsi when they really wanted water, they'd get their glass of water eventually.

      Right now seems like >98% vote for Coke/Pepsi.

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    5. Re:This explains the political process by H0p313ss · · Score: 5, Interesting

      I keep voting and nothing new happens.

      You joke, but during the Suharto regime in Indonesia (1967 - 1998) they held elections and a large part of the population thought they lived in a democracy as a result. They had a very large, and politically diverse, number of parties and they allowed them all to have rallies etc.

      Come election day, nothing ever changed and the people were more content than they would have been without the illusion of political contention, it was very educational to watch.

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    6. Re:This explains the political process by aardwolf64 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      And you still get either Coke or Pepsi...

    7. Re:This explains the political process by toastar · · Score: 3, Funny

      Oh for a mod point. I've come to look at the election process as voting for Coke or Pepsi when all I want is a glass of water. Transparent and no artificial additives.

      Screw that, I want a Dr. Pepper. And go ahead and Bomb Iran while getting it for me.

    8. Re:This explains the political process by Smidge204 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      More specifically, people want free health care but don't want "them" to have it, because "they" are moochers or lazy and are just taking advantage of the system. "If I get free handouts from the government, that's okay because I'm just getting my tax money back. God forbid someone else gets assistance, because that's my money, dammit!"

      I know several people who have stated this point of view explicitly. The cognitive dissonance is tear-my-hair-out infuriating.
      =Smidge=

    9. Re:This explains the political process by Tuidjy · · Score: 2, Interesting

      *woosh*

      That's the point. The drinks in the original post have some nutrition value. Diet Coke and Coke Zero are made to trick your senses, make you feel better about your choice, and not solve the existing problem. That is, they are an chemical concoction that is designed to deceive your taste buds, is passed as the healthy choice, and actually increases your thirst.

      Oh PowersThatBe, I just killed a good joke by over-explaining it ;-)

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    10. Re:This explains the political process by MaskedSlacker · · Score: 4, Funny

      Water isn't even on the ballot. There is, however, Mellow Yellow...yeah, no thanks.

    11. Re:This explains the political process by RandomFactor · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Even if you are afraid of the worse of the Coke/Pepsi candidates getting in, and therefore vote for the lesser or greater Hamiltonian parties we have today, you should still vote third party some of the time.

      Specifically, if the race is polling such that the outcome is not in doubt (either for or against your candidate) then your vote becomes meaningless in deciding the outcome. At that point VOTE YOUR CONSCIENCE, (e.g. if you want Libertarian ideals, vote L)

      It is a small thing, but every little scratch we can put in the prison walls of the two party system helps.

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    12. Re:This explains the political process by mark72005 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      That's not true. Most people want to live off a government check AND smoke weed all day.

    13. Re:This explains the political process by Schadrach · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I've known someone who was ranting about those "damn liberals and their socialist programs, trying to push socialist health care on us now" *while* filling out forms to apply for Medicare.

    14. Re:This explains the political process by publiclurker · · Score: 2, Insightful

      And it's especially infuriating when even they know that the money they are getting back is far more than they ever put in in the first place.

    15. Re:This explains the political process by blair1q · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I don't want a government check; and the "free" health care I do want will be paid for out of the taxes I pay gladly that now go to put Blackwater mercenaries ($1k/day) on the ground in diplomatically touchy situations instead of trained, accountable soldiers ($50-200/day) who are fighting for something more than the money and a chance to "empty an HK into a raghead".

      Posting that here on /. made me feel better. But intellectually I know I'm still not going to like what happens in the next Congress.

    16. Re:This explains the political process by Bill_the_Engineer · · Score: 4, Informative

      We want free healthcare.

      It's the insurance companies that pays for astroturfing that gives the appearance that we really don't want universal healthcare. What was really amazing was the number of medicare recipients protesting against universal healthcare.

      The other amazing thing is how people believe that if we give tax cuts to the wealthy then jobs will magically appear. Never mind that we are talking about making Bush-era tax cuts permanent and not introducing new tax cuts. If the tax cuts were a panacea then why haven't they created new jobs in the past 3 years?

      Mainstream media creates perceptions. Perceptions don't always reflect reality.

      Also the US government always seem to do what is good for corporations and hardly anything good for consumers. They try to make it appear it was good for consumers. Take the current "Health Care Reforms" that the Democrats passed last year. It doesn't come close to making health care free, in fact it forces us to purchase health insurance. So on the surface it looks like the consumers are finally getting affordable healthcare, in reality the insurance corporations are getting customers who are forced to purchase insurance.

      Next thing you'll see is the government promising more jobs from exports by initiating free trade with a country whose growing economy is based on jobs being outsourced from the US. Oh wait it looks like Obama wants to announce something....

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    17. Re:This explains the political process by nitehawk214 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Water isn't even on the ballot. There is, however, Mellow Yellow...yeah, no thanks.

      Quite right, slick.

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    18. Re:This explains the political process by gnasher719 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      That's the point. The drinks in the original post have some nutrition value. Diet Coke and Coke Zero are made to trick your senses, make you feel better about your choice, and not solve the existing problem. That is, they are an chemical concoction that is designed to deceive your taste buds, is passed as the healthy choice, and actually increases your thirst.

      Can I just repeat that, except it is not just your taste buds that are deceived, but also bits of your body chemistry that prepare to handle incoming sugar, then find that there was no sugar, and then they seriously _want_ sugar. There is also the danger of developing diabetes which happens when you feed the body too much sugar - fake sugar has exactly the same effect. And twice the effects if you drink diet coke and then eat sweets because your body wants the sugar.

    19. Re:This explains the political process by bberens · · Score: 5, Interesting

      I'll add another to your list. I'm a very small government conservative (against Department of Education, against even a large standing army, etc.). But I support socialized healthcare. Why? Because it's the only feasible pathway away from employer controlled healthcare. We've already killed the biggest noose employers put around their employees (pensions), the last big thing is health care. Once you strip that away from the employer you will see TONS of people starting up that small business they've always wanted to. Nothing will be better for capitalism in America than socializing healthcare. Mark my words. It's coming, and it'll be great when it happens.

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    20. Re:This explains the political process by the+biologist · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Funny thing... my dad spent his career designing intersections and the systems which run them...

      Those buttons do function. How they function depends on the local traffic control system. Generally the computer controlling the system notes that someone is waiting to cross and alters the timing of upcoming signal events to allow for pedestrians to safely cross.
      Your dad was right though, nothing happens immediately when you push the button.

      If some municipalities, like New York mentioned in the topic, want to skimp out on public services... then they don't hire competent systems designers and you may indeed end up with placebo buttons.

    21. Re:This explains the political process by Myopic · · Score: 2, Interesting

      programs that don't do what they were supposed to do

      Like which ones? I can't think of any agencies that don't do what they are supposed to.

    22. Re:This explains the political process by The+Mighty+Buzzard · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Interesting take on the matter but I don't tend to have the faith you do that the enormous money sink that socialized medicine would create would be made up by newly created startups. It's a hell of a lot better argument than "we deserve free shit" though.

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    23. Re:This explains the political process by Myopic · · Score: 2, Insightful

      My guess is that it's because you haven't thought about it very hard, but it's difficult to say based only on your brief misstatement of tired myths.

    24. Re:This explains the political process by StopKoolaidPoliticsT · · Score: 3, Insightful

      We want free healthcare.

      There's no such thing as free healthcare. Someone has to pay somewhere along the line...

      It's the insurance companies that pays for astroturfing that gives the appearance that we really don't want universal healthcare. What was really amazing was the number of medicare recipients protesting against universal healthcare.

      Medicare... you mean the insurance that people were force to pay into for maybe 50 years prior to receiving it? I can't possibly see why people would want what they had already paid for, especially since, after paying those premiums, they couldn't have invested that money for their future needs, like health insurance, themselves. I'm young enough to know that I'll never get my Social Security or Medicare premiums back, so I'll gladly forgo my future entitlements if the government will let me opt out now.

      Social Security is $14.7 trillion in debt (and already in the red despite the projections we wouldn't be for another 7 years), Medicare is $77.1 trillion in arrears and likewise Medicare D is $19.4 trillion in the hole. We don't have the money for the entitlements we already have (and the "lock box" is a box full of promissory notes that, one day, Congress will pay back the money from the general fund that they've been stealing since 1967 to hide the deficits created by the Great Society and Vietnam). The CBO scoring of Obamacare was deliberately skewed by the assumptions they had to abide by written into the law and it ignores that the Doctor Fix alone was enough to obliterate the fake "savings."

      The other amazing thing is how people believe that if we give tax cuts to the wealthy then jobs will magically appear. Never mind that we are talking about making Bush-era tax cuts permanent and not introducing new tax cuts. If the tax cuts were a panacea then why haven't they created new jobs in the past 3 years?

      They weren't tax cuts, they were pre-bates. You save a couple bucks every paycheck, but you're still liable for the same tax amounts come April. Further, the pre-bates were so miniscule, they never created any emotional sense of tax savings. Stability is what produces jobs more than anything, and the Democrats decided to make healthcare their "one true issue" over the last two years, all while wavering on direct economic issues. They still have yet to pass a budget for the fiscal year that started a month+ ago, much less decide what the tax rate is going to be in 50ish days. Further, people STILL don't know everything that is in the healthcare law and that is STILL creating future uncertainty. It's pointless to hire and train new people today if you don't know if you'll be able to afford them in 6 months or a year.

      Mainstream media creates perceptions. Perceptions don't always reflect reality.

      Yes, like the notion that free health care can exist. Nothing the government does is for free, someone always is forced to pay one way or another.

      Also the US government always seem to do what is good for corporations and hardly anything good for consumers. They try to make it appear it was good for consumers. Take the current "Health Care Reforms" that the Democrats passed last year. It doesn't come close to making health care free, in fact it forces us to purchase health insurance. So on the surface it looks like the consumers are finally getting affordable healthcare, in reality the insurance corporations are getting customers who are forced to purchase insurance.

      Next thing you'll see is the government promising more jobs from exports by initiating free trade with a country whose growing economy is based on jobs being outsourced from the US. Oh wait it looks like Obama wants to announce something....

      Wait, is this the same government that you expect to be your sugar daddy savior? They'll sell you out left and right, but you're going to trust them THIS time, right? Further

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    25. Re:This explains the political process by Jah-Wren+Ryel · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Like which ones? I can't think of any agencies that don't do what they are supposed to.

      TSA for one. Unless you think their stated purpose to "protect the nation's transportation systems to ensure freedom of movement for people and commerce" is not its real purpose.

      And, if you think the TSA really is performing its stated purpose - note that not one single person "caught" by the TSA has been convicted, or even prosecuted, for being a terrorist threat to the flight they were prevented from boarding.

      So no direct successes. Nor is the evidence for deterrence very strong either - if they were turning terrorists away from air planes they would just attack other targets, but the number of terrorist attacks on other targets has been something less than 1 per year and even those were smaller scale than thousands of drug-related violent crimes during the same period.

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    26. Re:This explains the political process by Chapter80 · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I'll add another to your list. I'm a very small government conservative (against Department of Education, against even a large standing army, etc.). But I support socialized healthcare. Why? Because it's the only feasible pathway away from employer controlled healthcare. We've already killed the biggest noose employers put around their employees (pensions), the last big thing is health care. Once you strip that away from the employer you will see TONS of people starting up that small business they've always wanted to. Nothing will be better for capitalism in America than socializing healthcare. Mark my words. It's coming, and it'll be great when it happens.

      You state a problem ("employer controlled healthcare is a noose around employees") and jump to a solution ("make it free for everyone").

      Why not come up with a solution that is better aimed at the problem? Like: Pass a law that says, "you want to be in the Health Insurance Game (i.e. Wellpoint, Cigna, Humana, Aetna, United Health, etc), you are REQUIRED to accept pre-existing conditions, and offer insurance to individuals."

      In fact, the government could require standardization of plan offerings across the industry (much like the government dictates what "grade A Extra Large Eggs" are). The industry group - representatives from Wellpoint, Cigna, etc. (not the government "death panels") could define what a Plan A "The Insurance Company takes all the risk" through Plan Z "Insured is willing to take more risk". If we were all looking at the same "industry norms" menu, we could make logical decisions for ourselves.

      Since I'm really only concerned about catastrophic, I would like to buy a plan Z, and I'll deal with my own minor issues.

      Imagine this: right now I have a prescription for a daily medication that the insurance company is only willing to pay for one every four days. So somehow, when faced with the "buy it for $117 or pass on it", I get by without it. I am making economic decisions. We all should be making economic decisions. Now, this isn't a life-or-death decision for me, it's addressing a minor inconvenience. But I'm good with that.

      I fail to see how paying for any idiot to walk into an emergency room because they have a headache is going to spur entrepreneurship!

    27. Re:This explains the political process by Jah-Wren+Ryel · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I was actually wondering last night why governments in places like myanmar bother with voter intimidation when they only need to do a bit of number magic for vote counting (which happens away from the eye of [most] members of the public).

      Iran tried that recently and it ended up being the closest they've come to losing control in the last 30 years. You might argue they just weren't slick enough, but that's a risk in and of itself too.

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    28. Re:This explains the political process by Totenglocke · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Exactly - they act as if it's a "there's only solution" type of problem.

      Here's a possible solution that I came up with (is it perfect, probably not, but no solution is).

      1) Get the government out of healthcare. Currently, there are many laws preventing insurance companies from operating in all 50 states. This reduces competition and drives prices up. There should be made a federal law that explicitly bans the limitation of states or any other government institution on preventing insurance companies from operating on all 50 states (or any potential future states). There should also be a law that prevents you from being dropped from your insurance as well as requiring you to pay up to a certain percent of your income (as a maximum limit) for any prexisting conditions. Then, one more law that prevents employers from purchasing health care for employees and instead restricts them to reimbursing employees for insurance costs instead (thus ending the "if you lose your job, you lose your insurance" problem). Other than those laws and federal standards for medical training for doctors and nurses / acceptable procedures and sanitation requirements for medical facilities, the government should get out and lets people and businesses decide what they want best.

      2) End businesses paying for health insurance. Yes, I know I mentioned the law regarding this in the previous post, but I want to elaborate on it. With businesses only being allowed to reimburse you for insurance costs, then when you negotiate pay at a job, you can negotiate how much they'll pay. Also, since everyone will be purchasing insurance on their own now and can shop around, you can choose the type of plan you want - if you want, you can take a low cost plan that is entirely covered by how much the company will reimburse you or you can choose a higher cost plan and pay for part of it out of your own pocket (which you currently do anyways with employer provided health insurance). The point is that it's up to you. Once you combine this with the law removing restrictions on insurance company competition, you will have a massive number of options to choose from and if an insurance company doesn't please you, you can easily change companies, so insurance companies will be pressured to lower costs and provide better customer service, just like any other competitive business. Then insurance companies won't just compete on price, but also on what extras they offer - how long you can keep your children on insurance while they're in college / grad school / medical school would be one factor that they would compete over as well as insurance companies pressuring medical institutions to lower costs so that they can lower their insurance costs and pass those savings on to consumers.

      3) Tort reform. One of the biggest problems in the US today is the massive number of bogus lawsuits. Everyone wants to sue everyone because it's easy money if you win. Malpractice insurance (paid for out of doctors own pockets) is incredibly expensive and with the increase in lawsuits, costs have gone up because you're more likely to be sued and need to take money out from the malpractice insurance company. As long as a doctor did not do anything criminal or negligent, you should not be able to sue. If a doctor tells you that there's a risk of something bad happening during an operation and you consent to the operation and that bad thing happens, you do not have the right to sue - he did nothing wrong and you were made aware that this was a possibility. With this gone, doctors won't need to do all of the unnecessary tests they're forced to do for fear of being sued and malpractice insurance will go down, which means that doctors salaries can go down to compensate for the lower cost of malpractice insurance (their after-tax and after-malpractice insurance income will be the same).

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    29. Re:This explains the political process by The+Mighty+Buzzard · · Score: 2, Insightful

      There is but people tend to get all panicky and arresty if you point out that that's why we have the second amendment.

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    30. Re:This explains the political process by T+Murphy · · Score: 2, Insightful

      If you have the short-sighted strategy of trying to get the best viable candidate into office this term for whatever small change he will do, yes you can waste your vote on third party candidates. If your strategy (like mine) is to break the two-party system in the long run, any vote that isn't third party is a waste of a vote.

    31. Re:This explains the political process by ArsonSmith · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Using != Dependent on.

      Just because I partake in teh vendor supplied free lunch doesn't mean I depend on it for sustenance. With our strategic reserve as well as maximum production capacity we could run the country for quite some time with no foreign oil. It would be more expensive of course, so why wouldn't we purchase cheaper foreign oil while it's available?

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    32. Re:This explains the political process by TheCarp · · Score: 3, Informative

      Oddly, I come from the more ultra-liberal ideas (I consider myself an anarchist) but, I agree with GP. I think what you are missing is... yes... "socialized medicine" would be a huge money sink. However, its not the creation of a money sink...its the replacement of one with another.

      Medicine can only be a money sink. It is a cost, it is overhead. Right now, it is already a huge, and growing, money sink that is already a huge drag on the economy. Just because it would be a larger money sink than any of the ones that exist now, by consolidating those many sinks into one, there could be a lot of savings.

      Insurance companies, really, are a sort of casino. They are just playing massive odds over large populations and offering bets. In this case, there is a purpose of course as they spread the risk of major illness and its costs amongst a large group of people. Its really just a hedge bet... A person without insurance is betting everything on not getting bankruptingly sick. A person with insurance is still betting on that, but hedging that bet against the possibility of getting sick to cut losses.

      In a pure value in/value out sense, insurance is a bad buy, however, it mitigates risk, and makes itself a very good buy in that way.

      That said, its become nearly a necessity. I wouldn't think of putting myself in a position where my wife and I had to go buy insurance on our own. Even in MA where a miniature version of these healthcare reforms were put in place a few years back, it is still too much of a risk.

      Giving people a bit more mobility would be a good thing. Especially if it saves money overall while doing it. In the end, its not like we are going from a well working, unregulated system and nationalizing it, if we did implement it. What we have is already a huge mess.

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    33. Re:This explains the political process by netsavior · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Medicare is SOOO different, see evil social medicine is for non-voters and medicare is for the voters with the best turn-out: the elderly. Totally different.

    34. Re:This explains the political process by AK+Marc · · Score: 4, Insightful

      The government can give $10 to educational charities or $100 to prisons. I want the smallest government possible, so I'm for Head Start. That program causes a reduction in other services that, overall, saves me money.

      But then, there are those that would rather spend $1000 on prisons than give one "needy" person $1 because they are anti-charity, not for an effective expenditure of money.

    35. Re:This explains the political process by Myopic · · Score: 3, Insightful

      All of those agencies do what they are supposed to. Are you complaining because they aren't 100% absolutely perfect in every way? If that's your standard, then I concede the point.

      But it's not my standard. The EPA has successfully helped the environment by a huge margin since it started. Social Security in fact helps millions of people every day. As a child I received medical care through Medicare (or was it Medicaid? whichever, the point stands).

      That's what I'm saying. Hey, if you (the general "you", not necessarily you specifically, Mr Mouse) oppose health care for the needy, then it's fine to oppose Medicare, but it's plainly WRONG to say that it doesn't do what it is supposed to. Same with the other things you have mentioned.

      NCLB isn't a program or an agency, and I also don't support it, but it has had the intended effect of putting pressure on schools, rearranging funding, and blah blah whatever other details. I oppose it, but not because it hasn't been effective.

    36. Re:This explains the political process by diamondmagic · · Score: 2, Informative

      The key word is "CEOs used to do just fine." Prices carry information about scarcity and availability, they are in fact semantically meaningful. They mean something. If prices for the very top wage earners have gone up it's because they are actually worth more, it tells us their time is more valuable, and the additional wages allows them to use their time more efficiently... Even if Bill Gates were the best lawn mower in the world, the grass cutting world champion, would you have expected him to do the work himself? Of course not, it would be far more efficient to hire a worker do the work for him.

    37. Re:This explains the political process by diamondmagic · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Problem with that analysis is that workers in India have no use for dollars. People don't have a direct use for money period, that's why it's called money! If money leaves the country, then it becomes more valuable here, and it will have to come back in. It's not a one-way street you know. Even if we do have a perpetual trade imbalance, that's not a bad thing either. If more dollars are leaving then entering due to China's monetary policy, we're basically getting free goods from their work force. What you are espousing is mercantilism and it's been obsoleted in almost all the schools of economics since 1776.

    38. Re:This explains the political process by StopKoolaidPoliticsT · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I appreciate the distinction but every time I hear this it feels insulting. I'm sure most people who say the phrase "free healthcare" are aware it's not free.

      As I've said elsewhere, I used to manage restaurants for a long time and we hire a lot of kids (teenagers through college). I find kids tend to belong to one of two groups: A) "I can't believe they take taxes out of my pay! I worked hard for that money!" and B) "It's just beer/party/gas money anyway... my rent, tuition, etc are already taken care of (parents, loan, scholarships, whatever)" The latter group really doesn't care how much gets taken as long as they've got some spending cash because, at this point in their lives, everything IS pretty much free to them. Along with the permanent welfare class (and yes, there is a large permanent welfare class), they do see such things as free because they aren't thinking about where the money comes from since it has little to no immediate effect on themselves.

      I think the real point of the issue was that these people were claiming that universal healthcare is inherently bad because of socialism, all the while telling others not to touch their medicare or social security. That's where the ignorance and hypocrisy lies.

      I'm not sure you were really listening... everyday people were complaining because it puts the government in charge of their healthcare, removing choices from themselves (yes, there are regulatory boards which will tell you whether or not you can have a procedure ala NICE in Britain), because it meant government controlling their most sensitive personal information, because it meant higher taxes, because it meant lower quality care for the majority of Americans that DO have decent insurance already, because it meant losing plans people already had (and despite the promises, people are already being told their plans will end because of it), because the problems could be solved in far less invasive ways, etc. You equate all of those things together, and yes, the problem is essentially socialism, but it wasn't the kneejerk "omg socialism" that lefties want to proclaim it was. People were informed and they didn't like what they saw and what we ended up with was probably the worst of all outcomes, with government interference benefiting crony capitalism.

      As to your points about our shitty government and it's politicians, I won't argue. But that's an argument against this system and it's participants, not universal healthcare or social safety nets. There are nations in this world who have figured these things out to a degree that makes those systems functional.

      And those nations that have figured it out have small, relatively homogenous populations with relatively high local population densities. The proper place for such activity, from a Constitutional perspective, from a quality perspective and from a responsible government perspective is to let the states implement their own policies if they want to. However, that isn't good enough for the statists since they want to bludgeon everyone with the same one size fits all club because it concentrates power into one place and allows them to abuse it. That's not to say your every day lefty who dreams of warm fuzzies expects the government to be abusive, it just means that they're naive about the ultimate outcome of what they advocate for.

      I think his point is that instead of doing those terrible things, it could be doing these good things. How do we fix it? How do we move forward and make government do what we feel it should.

      Let the people govern themselves... that's not to say let anarchy reign supreme, but construct a government where, at the highest levels, it protects your most fundamental rights while staying out of your life as much as possible, and at the lower levels allow more involvement in day to day life because the smaller the government, the more responsive it is to its citizens. You know, kinda like what the Constitution says America is. Imagine that, a government actually of, by and for the people since it is kept close to those it is actually of, by and for.

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    39. Re:This explains the political process by StopKoolaidPoliticsT · · Score: 2, Insightful
      I love this fallacy... America spent more on just bailouts than they did on all of Iraq and Afghanistan, not to mention the "stimulus" package, QE2 or the fact that ObamaCare "breaks even" by paying 6 years worth of bills with 10 years worth of revenue and ignores the costs of the Doc Fix, which was deliberately excluded to try to hide the costs.

      Here are the cumulative numbers for 2001-2010 (2010 estimated) from the OMB:

      Military + Veterans benefits: $5,508,591
      Welfare, Medicaid, Medicare, Income Security, Social Security: $16,041,184
      Interest on Debt: $1,965,513

      Now, I agree, there is a lot of room for cuts in the military and the wars hurt us financially... but it's laughable to pretend that the military is the primary source of our economic downfall. By the end of the decade, the amount of interest on the debt we pay annually will exceed the military budget (current White House estimate for 2015, farthest they list, shows a military budget of $685 billion compared to interest payments of $571 billion). Further, that is only federal spending - states spend almost nothing on their military (minor National Guard costs) and spend the vast majority of their budgets on social spending.

      there would be enough money to save America from the greatest economic crisis since the second world war.

      Where does the military budget go exactly? A good chunk goes to soldiers - many of whom spend their money in the US and the biggest chunk goes to defense contractors - many of whom employ primarily US workforces. Hey, isn't military spending just another form of stimulus? To quote Obama himself, "This is a spending bill. What do you think a stimulus is? That’s the whole point. No, seriously. That’s the point."

      So were you for or against stimulus, I can't remember... I do know that with the current deficits making GWB look sane and a projection of interest payments growing out of control, we're in for some pretty deep problems down the road if we don't STOP recklessly spending across the board.

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    40. Re:This explains the political process by blackraven14250 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Another flaw in your logic: CEOs haven't gotten more productive relative to the workers. If anything, workers have gotten more productive relative to CEOs. What has happened, however, is that CEOs and their upper management friends have worked to take a larger share of the money coming in to the organization - at the expense of the average worker.

      CEOs would still do just fine with 40x an average worker wage. If you estimate an average worker at 25k [high for WalMart, low for average company], the CEO is making a million a year - damn substantial income. They just won't take that as a legitimate answer, since they want more money, no matter what the cost to other people in the organization.

    41. Re:This explains the political process by StopKoolaidPoliticsT · · Score: 2, Insightful

      So? Let's call it government provided healthcare insurance with no deductible and no copay for hospitalization. Does that make you feel any better? I much rather have MY tax go toward universal health care than to defense contractors, farm subsidies, or corporate subsidies.

      You may want your tax money to go there, but what about those who don't? The federal government forcing it on everyone forces them to do it against their will exactly the same way that you're forced to pay for defense contractors, farm subsidies and corporate subsidies. Want to guess why we're so polarized as a nation? It's because we're using government to divide us. Everyone wants to use the government to impose their will on everyone else else... how about letting everyone have freedom and liberty instead?

      At least with universal health care, I would actually receive benefits for the taxes I pay unlike social security which you admitted may not be around when I need it.

      That universal health care may or may not be around when you need it as well. Maybe you're outright denied - good luck appealing. Maybe you're put on a waiting list where things get worse and you become terminal or the proper fix becomes too expensive so they go for the quick and easy fix instead. Look at how the US government has managed the VA hospitals (Walter Reed anyone?) or the hospitals run through the Bureau of Indian Affairs.

      What does irritate me is that people assume that I want socialized medicine.Do I agree with the current health care legislation? Not all of it. Do I want health care reform? Hell yes. Why? Because despite all the rhetoric coming from conservatives, our health care system is collapsing.

      Conservatives agree that our health care system needs fixing... what we don't agree with, is that the government is the solution to those problems. Allow people to buy across state lines, drop all the mandates that force people to buy cadillac plans or nothing, bring patients closer to the cost of their care (people will go to the doctor for a sniffle since it only costs them a $5 or 15 copay or they'll demand every test in the book since they don't even have to pay a copay to the lab), etc.

      * The current situation we're in is BECAUSE of the constant interference of government. 100 years ago, if you got sick, the local doctor would make a house call and, for a small amount of money, maybe even a simple barter exchange, he would diagnose and treat you.
      * As part of FDR's economic reforms, the NRA fixed wages. In an effort to retain good workers, businesses started offering health insurance as a means of skirting the wage freezes
      * In 1963, as part of the Great Society, LBJ and the gang decided it wasn't fair that the working people got health insurance but the poor and elderly didn't, so Medicare and Medicaid were created
      * In 1973, a freshman Teddy Kennedy realized that costs were growing out of control (in fact, Medicare and Medicaid far exceeded their cost projections) and that regular workers were getting left behind, so he wrote the Health Maintenance Organization Act, creating HMOs that were deeply regulated by the government, to encourage people to seek routine care to try to prevent future expenses
      * In 2003, Bush and company created Medicare D because prescription drugs were getting too expensive for elderly without insurance after being driven up by HMOs used their clout to lower prices for themselves
      * In 2010, Obama and friends gave us the clusterfuck that forces us to buy insurance, that we don't necessarily want, likely from a giant conglomerate that doesn't care about us, or be forced to pay a monetary penalty (hey, if I don't have insurance, maybe it's because I can't afford it in the first place, hence, where does the money for the penalty come from?). It's going to bring down costs by allowing people to not pay premiums until they need coverage, will give us universal healthcare by encouraging employers to dro

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    42. Re:This explains the political process by diamondmagic · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Productivity has nothing to do with it, wages and prices in general are about a related but distinct concept called cost. The time of a CEOs literally costs more, their time is valuable, the job is incredibly demanding and very hard to get right. It doesn't mean they are literally out on the floor assembling goods, it means that (1) the time of a CEO is valuable (by definition, as previously stated); and (2) the cost of not having one (as assessed by the company, like the board of directors, owner/co-owners, shareholders, etc), in terms of the next best alternative (the opportunity cost) is far more costly than the wages being paid, therefore it's a mutually beneficial (profitable) exchange to pay the wages, regardless of what you think about them.

    43. Re:This explains the political process by Chapter80 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Currently, there are many laws preventing insurance companies from operating in all 50 states.

      Name a state without a Blue Cross Blue Shield office. If you can't, then your premise is wrong. Given incorrect statements in the start of the first premise, then I'll assume all your other premises, logic, and obviously conclusions are all wrong and based on your flawed and grossly biased opinion.

      That's like saying "name a state that doesn't have a 'Christ Hospital'" in it.

      There are 155 different companies with the name Blue Cross Blue Shield, and they are just that - different companies.

      Given the obvious flawed logic in your first premise, then I'll assume all your other premises, logic, and obvious conclusions are all wrong and based on your flawed and grossly biased opinion.

    44. Re:This explains the political process by mrchaotica · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Honestly, I always found the critical hypocrisy in libertarianism to fall into the fact that they denounce all types of social contract using force to implement at the expense of one's individual rights, except one. The concept of property. Seriously, except that we all agree to pay taxes and abide by the social contract that is property, what else gives you the right to declare a piece of land or an automobile yours? Perhaps I could make a living mining and selling coal, but you "own" all the coal mines. What gives you that right? In nature, if a squirrel drops an acorn out of his tree and another squirrel picks it up, there's no court of law in place that will assure the acorn is returned to it's "rightful owner." So where does this right come from?

      Force.

      Property is not a "social contract;" property is a way of codifying "might makes right" to make it somewhat civilized (i.e., efficient). Instead of each property owner having to defend his property himself (or hire a private army), they cooperate with each other to construct a court system and police force to do it for them. (This system also acts as a check against certain types of mistakes, such as accidentally dropping one's acorns. Is it that surprising that, being under the control of property owners, the system would expand the concept of "property" over time?)

      Why else did you think libertarians are so enthusiastic about the 2nd Amendment? They recognize the need to defend their property!

      The difference between you and me is that I also see how this same concept of social contract could be applied elsewhere. Public schools. Public libraries. Public roads. And yes, even unemployment insurance, medicare and social security. They are all social contracts, like the concept of property, meant to better society and make life more enjoyable for everyone.

      On the contrary, the difference between you and libertarians is not that you recognize those other things as social contracts, but instead that you don't recognize that property is not one.

      Why not do away with all social contracts and be an anarchist?

      Of course, my observation is that libertarianism is really just a euphemism for "I'm rich and I want to do whatever I want."

      Some libertarians are anarchist; others realize they aren't rich/powerful enough to survive anarchy, and still others recognize the value of social contracts and call themselves "libertarian" mostly because the other obvious choices (Democrat and Republican) have both gone off the deep end of authoritarianism.

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    45. Re:This explains the political process by commodore64_love · · Score: 2, Insightful

      >>>don't want "them" to have it, because "they" are moochers or lazy

      Actually I don't want to have it for *myself* because I've seen how poorly the US Congress runs other programs like Amtrak, the post office, the SSI program, and so on. If they tried to run a Healthcare program I'd probably go in to have an appendix removed, and instead lose my tonsils. And of course the program would be verging on bankruptcy, just like Amtrak, USPS, SS, and so on.

      I'd prefer to pay my healthcare directly (cash), so I can have maximum control over the doctors w/o any kind of middleman to interfere with negotiations. Plus a backup insurance plan in case I developed some terminal illness costing ~$100,000 a year.

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  2. Intentional? by Carewolf · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Is it really intentional?

    I thought the walk-buttons was just there because no-one bothered to remove them, and later because they shared house with the beeper that helped blind people. So a lot of crossing had walk-buttons simply because they had beepers, even if the walk button wasn't connected.

    1. Re:Intentional? by mlts · · Score: 3, Informative

      Sometimes walk buttons do something. I do know some traffic lights around Austin which will have reds all four ways if the buttons are pressed.

      Other lights don't do much, if anything.

    2. Re:Intentional? by WrongSizeGlass · · Score: 4, Insightful

      If no one ever tells the masses that the elevator or crosswalk buttons don't do anything then of course they're going to keep pressing them. They may not help but the person doesn't know that it doesn't make a difference. At least when you hit something with a hammer you know something happened.

    3. Re:Intentional? by daid303 · · Score: 2, Informative

      What else do you think controls them? Little gnomes?

      Computerized traffic lights are almost as old as traffic lights. There has been a phase of electro-mechanical lights, but that did not last long. While I cannot speak for the US, in most European locations you want the pedestrian push buttons to function. If there is no pedestrian then you can skip the pedestrian phase, which saves a lot of time. As pedestrians are slow.

      (I work at a traffic light company)

    4. Re:Intentional? by bonkeydcow · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Exactly, no placebo affect here, just poor documentation.

    5. Re:Intentional? by Albanach · · Score: 3, Informative

      If there is no pedestrian then you can skip the pedestrian phase, which saves a lot of time. As pedestrians are slow.

      Ah, you see it is different in the United States - there is no pedestrian phase. They just 'allow' pedestrians to cross when traffic is moving in their direction. So, if North South traffic has a green light, North South pedestrians have a green light. Similarly for East West.

      The vast majority of traffic lights in the United States don't apparently have a separate period for pedestrians to cross unencumbered by motor vehicles - which outside the big cities are also allowed to turn left of a red light, even when pedestrians have a Walk signal.

      Then they wonder why no-one wants to walk anywhere!

    6. Re:Intentional? by robot256 · · Score: 2

      But in America, there is usually never a pedestrian phase. The "don't walk" and "walk" lights mean "walk now to get run over by speeding oncoming vehicles" and "walk now to get run over by slower turning vehicles", respectively. So when you pressed the walk button, all it would do is accelerate the normal cycle and let the other cars go. Sometimes people would jump out of their cars and press the pedestrian button so they could go sooner. It's part of the reason why half the population fled the cities in the 50's through 90's, and why the other half ignore the lights altogether.

    7. Re:Intentional? by X0563511 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      That being said, you are taught that pedestrians have the right of way in such cases, and even on a geen light you are supposed to look before turning. It's hardly the traffic control devices' problem that people persist in ignoring those rules.

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    8. Re:Intentional? by bws111 · · Score: 2, Informative

      That must depend on where you are. Where I live (NYS), they have been installing more and more pedestrian signals, and they most definitely work. When someone presses the 'cross' button traffic is stopped in all directions (including a red arrow to block right-on-red) for somewhere between 25 and 45 seconds, depending on how wide the street is. During this time a countdown is displayed to the pedestrians to let them know how long they have to complete crossing. If no-one pushes the cross button that phase is skipped entirely.

    9. Re:Intentional? by PitaBred · · Score: 3, Insightful

      It's usually right that you turn off of a red light, being the US and us driving on the right and all. And it's only certain big cities... it's perfectly legal to turn right on red in Minneapolis and Denver, as well as many other places. That said, the pedestrian always has right of way during those times. I actually don't mind walking around most big cities in the US... it's not that hard to pay attention to your surroundings and make sure the big metal boxes don't hit you.

    10. Re:Intentional? by Totenglocke · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You're forgetting that, if there's a crosswalk, pedestrians have the right of way and you're not allowed to run them over. Besides, other than the occasional moron jumping out in front of your car (I go to grad school at a university in a big city and you'd be amazed how many idiots just walk right into oncoming traffic), cyclists are much more of a problem than pedestrians.

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    11. Re:Intentional? by mattack2 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      They just 'allow' pedestrians to cross when traffic is moving in their direction.

      There might ALSO be a longer duration of green/walk light combination, to allow the pedestrian to get across. (At least in some places, apparently not NYC, if you don't hit the walk button, it will stay Don't Walk even when that direction's traffic light is green.)

    12. Re:Intentional? by jandrese · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Vehicles aren't allowed to make a right turn on red if there are pedestrians in the crosswalk.

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    13. Re:Intentional? by BoberFett · · Score: 2, Interesting

      The bigger the better. Hitting politicians with hammers is one area where I'm as liberal as they come.

  3. How is this news? by Eudial · · Score: 5, Funny

    My computer isn't responding when I click an icon. I click again. Nothing. So I click it really hard 30 times in a row. Now the computer decides to respond. Clearly, the computer can read my frustration, and therefore hurries to open the 32 firefox windows I requested.

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    1. Re:How is this news? by 6031769 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Certainly not. If it were Windows XP he would only have 16 Firefox windows.

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  4. It is slashdot too. by 140Mandak262Jamuna · · Score: 3, Insightful

    The button that you press after you get, "slowdown cowboy" that asks you to wait 1 minute before posting again, does nothing. No matter how many minutes elapse, that button never gets reactivated. Slashdotters have typically installed greasemonkey, flashblock, adblock, noscript and thousand other add ons, they just blame their javascript interceptor is misbehaving and continue on.

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    1. Re:It is slashdot too. by wisty · · Score: 4, Funny

      Or their ADD forbids them from waiting for a whole damn minu

  5. Re:Wow. by MichaelKristopeit128 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    it actually only shows how little pride they have in their work...

  6. close button in elevators... by codegen · · Score: 5, Informative

    Well yes and no. It is true that most of them have no effect in normal operation, but when the elevator is in service mode (i.e. apartment move mode), then doors stay open until you press the close button.

    In my sister's apartment, the close button has a effect. The normal door open time is about 40 seconds, and it will close the instant you press the close button (i.e. after 5 seconds). In the office building that I'm in (mid 60s construction), the close button has no effect unless the elevator is in service mode).

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    1. Re:close button in elevators... by stewbacca · · Score: 2, Insightful

      when the elevator is in service mode (i.e. apartment move mode), then doors stay open until you press the close button.

      I love it when there is more to the story than a snarky slashdot editor thinks.

      Nice post!

    2. Re:close button in elevators... by thasmudyan · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I've also seen thermostats that, while they don't directly control the system, do alter the way the system cycles.

      This might be a rational illusion your brain constructs because on one hand the thermostat control doesn't produce directly observable results, on the other hand it looks like a pretty legit button, so we just assume that the input actually goes somewhere into a complex and intelligent system where it will be observed and acted upon in some convoluted and unprovable way. Because it feels like the pedestrian signal is changing "just a bit" faster, like the elevator door is closing "just a bit" sooner, like the temperature is balancing out "just a bit" more favorably, like the ruling parties were "just a bit" impressed by your intent on election day. We construct these illusions because we want our desires and wished to matter, or when that's not possible, we at least want borderline-plausible deniability about the insignificance of our actions.

    3. Re:close button in elevators... by vlm · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I've also seen thermostats that, while they don't directly control the system, do alter the way the system cycles. I believe it's some kind of 'intelligent' system that realizes if Department A wants 70F and Department B (next door, open air) wants 90F, it's a waste of energy doing them separately and just pushes out 80F.

      I worked at a facility where a thermostat set above seventy-something is in air conditioning mode and set below that is heating mode. And I worked with morons whom alternated it at extremes and then couldn't figure out why the HVAC didn't work. I get to work and its about 50 in the cubes ... cow orker says "I'm freezing so I set it to 85" ... "Well, don't you think 85 is kind of high for the airconditioner?" I turn it down to 70 and we warm right up. Same deal in the summer. Its 90 in the cubes because some clown set it to 60 placing us in heating mode, and god knows its well above 60 so nothing happens. I crank it up to 75 and we're soon chilling. And the amazing part is these people NEVER LEARNED. Ever. I would imagine they're still all screwed up.

      I'm amazed how many people think HVAC is strictly proportional and the thermostat tells the machinery how hard to work. That technology exists but is rare and expensive and you almost certainly don't have it.

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    4. Re:close button in elevators... by drsmithy · · Score: 3, Informative

      I worked at a facility where a thermostat set above seventy-something is in air conditioning mode and set below that is heating mode. And I worked with morons whom alternated it at extremes and then couldn't figure out why the HVAC didn't work. I get to work and its about 50 in the cubes ... cow orker says "I'm freezing so I set it to 85" ... "Well, don't you think 85 is kind of high for the airconditioner?" I turn it down to 70 and we warm right up. Same deal in the summer. Its 90 in the cubes because some clown set it to 60 placing us in heating mode, and god knows its well above 60 so nothing happens. I crank it up to 75 and we're soon chilling. And the amazing part is these people NEVER LEARNED. Ever. I would imagine they're still all screwed up.

      One can easily imagine why given the ridiculously baroque and counter-intuitive system you've just described.

      I'm amazed how many people think HVAC is strictly proportional and the thermostat tells the machinery how hard to work. That technology exists but is rare and expensive and you almost certainly don't have it.

      A quite reasonable expectation with any thermostat is that when you set the temperature on it, that is the temperature the system will reach and maintain. A perfectly reasonable conclusion from that assumption is that the system will attempt to attain the initial temperature relatively quickly without "overshooting", and thus a larger delta will bring the temperature down quicker.

      I remember when we first moved to Phoenix, and I saw air conditioners with thermostats that had to be put into either "heat" or "cool" mode (and then had separate sets of thresholds for each). All I could do it just shake my head and wonder what idiot ever came up with that interface, and why.

  7. Does this surprise anyone? by Conspiracy_Of_Doves · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Why would the effect only be limited to pharmaceuticals?

  8. not placebo by LiquidCoooled · · Score: 5, Insightful

    ok, so I arrive in a town at an intersection with a button.
    I am going to press it because how the heck do I know whether its connected or not?

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    1. Re:not placebo by Tsiangkun · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I'm the jogger. If you would have looked, made eye contact, and given me the right away to cross, I would not have to hit that button. I KNOW it causes you a longer wait. As soon as you learn that it is faster to yield to the pedestrian than to wait for a whole light cycle, the situation will change. As it is, you show no sign of yielding, so I hit the button.

    2. Re:not placebo by dzfoo · · Score: 4, Funny

      You have arrived at an intersection in town. There is a button.


      > Press button

      You press the button and... Nothing happens.


      > Press button

      You press the button again and still nothing happens.


      > Smash button a few more times!

      I do not understand "Smash".


      > Press button

      You press the button and this time something happens.

      You have been eaten by a grue.

      [r]etry / [q]uit?

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  9. Re:Wow. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Informative

    Or how little respect people actually deserve.

  10. Other non-placebo treatments by jomegat · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I read an article in the Washington Post ~20 years ago about people waiting in lines. A hotel was constantly receiving complaints about the speed of their elevators. They kept tweaking the elevators, but the complaints continued to roll in (despite the quantifiable improvements). Rather than continuing to pursue the problem with technology, they turned to psychology and installed mirrors in the elevator lobby. Seems that if people have something interesting to look at (to them at least), the time passes more quickly and they do not notice that the elevators are slow. After they made this final change, the complaints stopped. I think about this every time I see a mirror in an elevator lobby.

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  11. Elevator without buttons by MartijnL · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I was recently in an office building where the elevators had no buttons at all. In front of the elevator was a keypad where you typed which floor you needed to go to, the system assigned you an elevator and you could only get on and be delivered to your earlier chosen floor.

    1. Re:Elevator without buttons by robot256 · · Score: 2, Informative

      Here's a link: http://facilitiesnet.com/bom/bomproducts/0107/

      And the manufacture themselves: http://www.us.schindler.com/

    2. Re:Elevator without buttons by drcheap · · Score: 2, Funny

      I wonder if it uses the Elevator sorting algorithm?

  12. Re:That's just sick by mccalli · · Score: 3, Insightful

    If even one of them works, doesn't that mean I have to push them just to be sure?

    Exactly. If you press a control that doesn't work you lose nothing. If you fail to press a control that does work you lose functionality. Whilst I agree with the effect they're suggesting, presenting it using examples of deliberately wiring-in dummies is ridiculous. If they then go back and ask people if they believed the button in question actually worked, well then there's the begins of the data we actually need for this.

    Cheers,
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  13. Not sure "placebo effect" is accurate by gosand · · Score: 5, Insightful

    "Placebo effect" implies a perceived improvement. I think it's obvious by the number of times people push elevator close door or street "walk" buttons, or fiddle with office thermostats, there is no perceived improvement.

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    1. Re:Not sure "placebo effect" is accurate by clone53421 · · Score: 2, Informative

      That’s the very definition of placebo.

      Somebody complains that their neck hurts. You give them a bottle of sugar pills. They take one twice a day and stop complaining.

      Somebody complains that the room is too hot. You install a thermostat that does nothing. They happily fiddle with it once or twice a day and stop complaining.

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  14. Not sure author understands meaning of "placebo" by ugen · · Score: 4, Insightful

    "Placebo" refers to situation where a patient does not know that the medication is inactive.

    I am not sure about everyone, but I happen to know that most "close" buttons on elevators and most street crossing buttons to activate a pedestrian traffic lights do not work (the former by design, they are there for fire control mode, the latter mainly because they are broken :) ).
    However, I still continue to use them and the reason is very simple:
    1. They still work occasionally (as was the case just last week in a hotel elevator, where doors would close immediately by using close button, and stay open for extended periods of time without it, tested many times). It's a "nice surprise" when it works - and nothing is lost when it does not work.

    2. They may be required occasionally. I know of a quite a few intersections where pedestrian traffic light won't turn green without the use of a button. It's not worth wasting a few traffic light cycles to find out whether the button is or is not needed. It's easier to just press it - if it works, great, if not - again nothing lost.

    So, to conclude, this situation is nothing like placebo.

    Well, perhaps except for thermostats, but I haven't worked in the office in years - and when I did, never bothered with these things.

  15. Re:Wow. by ByOhTek · · Score: 4, Informative

    I dunno about NY, but it varies here in Ohio.

    1) Some lights change at the same rate, regardless of pressing the button.
    2) Lights with chirpers/beepers/buzzers will only make noises if the button is pushed. I think all of these change at the same interval regardless of pressing the button, the button merely tells the light to activate the speaker when it switches.
    3) In the suburb where I live, the walk lights won't show unless you hit the button. The timing of the traffic lights doesn't change, you just get a nice walk light. This is rather obnoxious because you get yelled at if you cross when a walk light would have been active if you had hit the button...
    4) Some lights won't change unless you hit the button - about the same as described by the poster from Austin.
    5) The one light I know for absolute sure doesn't do anything if you hit the button, is near where I work. Hit the button, don't hit the button, do either all day, it doesn't matter, the sign will never switch to "walk"...

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  16. Close door buttons do work.. by RightSaidFred99 · · Score: 4, Funny

    They are a good aid in me repeatedly hitting it both before and after someone boards the elevator, and a visual aid to my sighing in exasperation when they make it on the elevator. They convey exactly the message I intended.

  17. bullshit by eyenot · · Score: 5, Interesting

    "most elevators installed since the early 1990's, the close door button has no effect"

    and yet i frequently use the close door button to real effect in nearly every elevator i have been in in the last fifteen years including ones installed since 2000.

    meanwhile, some news claims aren't factual but people believe they are because they are made by news agencies.

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  18. Door close buttons by DNS-and-BIND · · Score: 2, Informative

    Ah, one of the first positive things that I noticed when I moved overseas was that the "door close" buttons on elevators actually worked. You push them, the door closes. It's that sort of literal-mindedness when a culture apes another culture without knowing why it's doing so. The "how" but not the "why". They didn't know that door close buttons were placebos put in place to lie about giving control. Instead, they connected them up to the control circuits, and when you press the button, by God, the elevator doors close. You can even close the doors directly after they open, ignoring the pleas of people running to get in. Heh, that was another education as well, seeing as I had previously thought that holding elevator doors open for random strangers was something that 'everybody did' - turns out, it's just our culture that does it.

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  19. Not really true by demonbug · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The elevator close button not doing anything is certainly true most places in the U.S. It isn't worth pushing the button. Go somewhere like Hong Kong, though, and when you hit the door close button the doors close right now. If someone is halfway through the door when you hit it, too bad - they get chopped in half. I love it.

    Walk buttons are different. I can see not having them hooked up at busy intersections, especially at intersections where there are always (or nearly always) pedestrians waiting to cross. Where I live, the buttons absolutely work - the walk signal doesn't illuminate and the signal timings are different if you don't push the button. It is all about maximizing the flow of vehicular traffic while protecting pedestrians. Interesting that they leave the buttons there even when they don't do anything, but I seriously doubt there are many (if any) places where walk buttons were installed purely for the placebo effect.

    Also - you call that an article? Worst. Submission. Ever.
    Here is a rule of thumb for article submitters: if you can repeat the entire 'article' in the summary, you chose a bad article. Try at least digging up some of the original sources to link to (like the Wall Street Journal article mentioned).

  20. purely anecdotal but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Interesting

    the close door buttons DO work in our building (FWIW we have Otis) but there's a trick which I've experimentally confirmed: something has to trip the sensor between the inner & outer doors to make it think someone has gotten on or off. I can consistently (100x out of 100 tries) replicate the following behavior: if elevator stops on floor w/nobody waiting I simply waive my hand in the gap, press the close button & the doors immediately close/elevator continues - press the button w/o something having tripped the sensor & it just sits there till its normal timeout period.

    individual results may vary but I've successfully been doing this for 10+ yrs at my current employer...

    1. Re:purely anecdotal but... by Majik+Sheff · · Score: 2, Informative

      Here's a way to make your experiment slightly more scientific (and probably educational):

      Repeat your process you just outlined, but instead of pressing the button, pretend to press the button. Just go through the motion without actually pressing it.

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    2. Re:purely anecdotal but... by Eil · · Score: 2, Funny

      individual results may vary but I've successfully been doing this for 10+ yrs at my current employer...

      Instead of working, it would seem...

  21. Walk button doesn't suprise me by nebular · · Score: 3, Informative

    I'm primarily a pedestrian, so I've had time to test out the walk button. Most of the time, the walk button only makes the walk sign change, otherwise it just says at the stop hand icon.

    The times it does change things is usually near parks or by little used streets where if it was disconnected you'd be waiting a very long time.

    1. Re:Walk button doesn't suprise me by clone53421 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Any single explanation would be a gross over-simplification, so here goes.

      When you press the “walk” button, one or more of the following may occur:

      (a) nothing different, lights are timed and the green and walk signals turn on when they would normally have
      (b) signal turns green sooner that it would otherwise have (it may not have turned green at all without pressing the button)
      (c) signal stays green longer to give pedestrians extra time to cross
      (d) oncoming traffic’s green signal and/or left-turn arrow is delayed / disabled
      (d) walk signal turns on during the next green signal (instead of the don’t walk signal)
      (e) signal turns red in all directions and walk signal turns on, giving pedestrians a chance to cross

      In all cases except (a), it is to the pedestrians’ advantage to press the walk button, so unless they know for certain that it doesn’t do anything, they should press it.

      To complicate the matter further, the signals may act completely differently at different times of the day.

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  22. Re:Not sure author understands meaning of "placebo by bws111 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I agree. This seems more like behaviorism - if I push this button, I may get a reward.

    As for the thermostats, they are kidding themselves if they think people actually believe they work. People stop calling because at that point the realize it is pointless to continue complaining, because nothing is going to be done about the situation.

  23. I created a WOW priest named "Placebo" by aapold · · Score: 5, Funny

    After reaching the level cap, I'd join pug groups and in the role of "healer". I had gear with special effects that did nothing and created all manner of macros to create these effects while at the same time emoting that I was healing my target.

    After the wipe, when they'd call me on it (I have yet to find an addon that will monkey with other people's trackers) I'd try to explain that I was doing this strictly for research and they were in the placebo group.

    Somehow, this did not seem to appease them.

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  24. Here in Sweden by mikael_j · · Score: 3, Informative

    All these examples seem a bit specific or they assume the people affected are all too dumb to realize someone's trying to fool them...

    'In most elevators installed since the early 1990s, the 'close door' button has no effect. Otis Elevator engineers confirmed the fact to the Wall Street Journal in 2003.

    Around here most elevators don't even seem to have a "close" button, they do have an "open" button though. And if you press one of the "go to floor #n" buttons the doors tend to close immediately. As an example, in the building I live in the best way to get the doors to close quickly is to pass through the elevator door and make sure you're clear of the "don't squish the humans" sensor and then hit a floor button, door closes immediately and elevator gets going.

    Similarly, many office thermostats are dummies, designed to give workers the illusion of control. "You just get tired of dealing with them and you screw in a cheap thermostat," said Illinois HVAC specialist Richard Dawson. "Guess what? They quit calling you."

    Duh. Of course people stop calling you, they're sweating their asses off and you show up and say "nothing wrong here" half a dozen times and then you install a thermostat that doesn't work. Most likely they just end up figuring out how to disable the alarm connected to the windows so they can get some relief that way (seriously, I've seen this problem in several workplaces, the building maintenance guys swear up and down that the ventilation system is fine yet one office which isn't even facing the sun most of the day has stuffy air and a constant temperature above 25 C, in the latest case they finally installed a thermostat that did nothing, we just stopped calling them about the issue (the thermostat was clearly not connected to anything)).

    In 2004 the New York Times reported that more than 2,500 of the 3,250 "walk" buttons in New York intersections do nothing. "The city deactivated most of the pedestrian buttons long ago with the emergence of computer-controlled traffic signals, even as an unwitting public continued to push on."'"

    Here in .se the buttons do work. In fact, if you don't press the button the light never turns green. You still have to wait until the lights for the cars are right though (which kind of sucks, it just switches the light for pedestrians from a default "you're not allowed to cross" to "please wait your turn".

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  25. Otis elevators. by nblender · · Score: 4, Interesting

    When I was a young-hacker, I worked as a bellman.. It was slack work except when tour busses came in and then it was a scramble to get luggage up to the rooms. It meant multiple trips with a full cart and no passengers... What I couldn't handle was the long rides down to the lobby stopping at 10+ floors to pickup additional passengers... I soon discovered that if I held the 'door close' button while the elevator was descending, it would stop at the floors where people had pushed the 'down' button but the door wouldn't open. The elevator would stop. Hesitate for about 1.5 seconds, and then start moving again. The unfortunate drawback was that outside of the car, the 'down' light would go out and the waiting passengers would have to press it again to call for another elevator. I then learned that I didn't have to hold the door-close button. If I felt the car slow down and managed to press the button before the car came to a full stop, I could trigger the override.

    Eventually, I got a copy of a master key (which I still have) that allowed me to just put the elevator in service mode and didn't have to override anything.

  26. Re:Not sure author understands meaning of "placebo by sammy+baby · · Score: 3, Funny

    Agreed.

    Also - I don't know about you, but when I press a "close doors" or a "use crosswalk" button and press it, and nothing happens, I tend to press it again. If there was a placebo effect in play, why would I bother pressing it again? The placebo effect suggests that I would be happy with the outcome, rather than stabbing relentlessly away at a soulless machine, like a rat trying to get a food pellet, muttering and cursing the infernal, non functional button and the soul sucking society it seems to embody, when all I want to do is get downstairs and across the street to a bar so I can drown my sorrows in a few glasses of gin and try to muster the courage to talk to that girl who is always there even though I know she's probably damaged goods and wouldn't give me the time of day besides...

    I'm sorry, what were we talking about again?

  27. Home placebostat by stevegee58 · · Score: 2

    Years ago my dad replaced the furnace and thermostat in my parents' house. What he didn't tell my mom was the new thermostat was installed in a different location in the house and he left the old one in its original location. Prior to this my mom was constantly pushing the thermostat up and down and making the house too hot or cold for everyone else. She continued this adjustment on the old disconnected thermostat for years after, apparently satisfied, even though it had no effect.

  28. Re:i'm sick of this kind of whining by Wyatt+Earp · · Score: 4, Interesting

    With a straight face, yes Al Gore would have gone to war with Iraq in his first term.

    The Clinton/Gore administration were hawkish on Iraq from 1993 on. The escalation of bombing radar, C2 and C3 nodes in the Northern and Southern No-fly zones were all Clinton policies. Desert Fox was a Clinton administration operation, and the Democrats were fired up in 1999 to start a war with Serbia and invaded Haiti in 1995.

    Al Gore ran in 2000 as being more interventionist abroad than George W. Bush did

    http://www.ontheissues.org/al_gore.htm
    http://www.ontheissues.org/Celeb/Al_Gore_Foreign_Policy.htm#Internationalism

    Following the loss in 2000, Gore went to an oppose Bush policy mode from the spring of 2002 which continues.

  29. Re:i'm sick of this kind of whining by wikdwarlock · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Of course, the disproof of your position is simple and actually happened.

    An individual vote is worthless. No election with more than probably 10,000 voters (WAG here) would ever proceed to conclusion if the tally was 50% +1. The uncertainty would make recounts essentially unending, interested parties would split hairs until their donors' budgets ran out and the larger team of lawyers "won" and were vindicated by an "authority". People would be angry and call for a different outcome, but their voices would fade away eventually. Of course, this is all academic, because individuals' votes really can make a difference! If we voted for unicorns, and REALLY, TRULY believed, Tinkerbell would deliver them, right? I mean, nothing like the ever happened, did it?

    An individual can greatly affect an election, but not by voting. Individuals affect elections by convincing other individuals to follow their lead, be it through charisma, money, intimidation, trickery, etc. If every single large scale political donor, PAC organizer, get-out-the-vote volunteer and party official didn't vote at all, their effect on the election would be almost precisely identical. It's not the vote that decides things, it's how they convince many, many other people to vote. Not as individuals, but as a herd.

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  30. Damn elevators. by MaWeiTao · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I've known for years now that close door buttons in elevators have no effect. I've been in dozens of elevators and have tried the button for the hell of it to no avail. I don't bother anymore. I always assumed there was some kind of associated safety law. What I don't get is why they keep the damn button there; I assume it's cheaper to do so than to remove the button for the US market. I do know for a fact that the button does work overseas. It's why I would try the button when I got back to the States.

    Honestly, I don't know if in this particular case it's a placebo effect so much as Americans being conditioned to believe that anything in a public space is likely busted or not working properly. There seems to be a general state of disrepair in the US that I haven't really encountered in other countries. On the one hand, you've got ham-fisted oafs and outright vandals who are compelled to break everything in sight. And on the other hand, you've got service people who can't be bothered to do their jobs, or management which apparently doesn't take enough pride to pay to get things fixed. But then, if something keeps getting broken, eventually you just give up and leave it be.

  31. ButtonClosuril by ThatsNotPudding · · Score: 2, Funny

    "Ask your Doctor"

  32. Re:i'm sick of this kind of whining by bored · · Score: 2, Interesting

    With a straight face, yes Al Gore would have gone to war with Iraq in his first term.

    I don't buy that, you fail to account for two things. First, the Cheney factor. Secondly the fact that Gore would have probably been busy in Afghanistan as retaliation for 9-11. Its possible he might have just sent in some special forces and concentrated on getting Bin-Laden. Given the f**kup in Tora bora, which probably can be blamed partially on the Iraq "strategy" its possible we might actually have been out of the intervention before the 04 election because Bin Laden would have been caught. Instead we spent 700B busting a 3rd rate dictator that was effectively hemmed in. If Sadam had acted up, Gore probably would have just bombed him same as Clinton.

  33. the internet is not real by FudRucker · · Score: 2, Funny

    it is just a placebo that comes with every operating system

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  34. Re:Not sure author understands meaning of "placebo by blair1q · · Score: 2, Informative

    The green is extended a bit when the walk-light is used.

  35. The walk buttons work at odd hours by yeremein · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I often get up early to jog or bike. At 6:00 AM, when I'm on a side street coming to an intersection with an arterial, and the light is red for me and green for the arterial, pressing the walk button will _immediately_ change the light for the arterial to yellow.

    At 8:00 AM, however, with rush-hour traffic clogging up the arterial, the walk button appears to do nothing.

  36. Re:i'm sick of this kind of whining by Wyatt+Earp · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Desert Badger, the operation was written up late in '99 and early '00, Clinton and Blair had already agreed if a Northern or Southern Watch plane went down in Iraq they'd use it as the trigger for an invasion of Basra and Kurdistan. Those planes weren't going to keep doing CAPs forever without an accident.

    I still firmly believe that with Gore in the White House the US would have gone into Iraq. Lieberman was just as hawkish about Iraq as Cheney was.

    The Tora Bora "fuck up" happened before the war drums started beating for Iraq, really it was a hold over of the post-Vietnam and Desert One idea that the US public wouldn't stomach any military casualties.

    We didn't bomb the crap out of fires in the Hindu Kush or go into Tora Bora cause we didn't want American casualties nor did the lawyers think we could just bomb camp fires.

  37. Re:Not sure author understands meaning of "placebo by Muad'Dave · · Score: 2, Insightful

    ...65 degF in the winter and disable the 2 degree adjustment entirely.

    So you end up with women bringing in 1.5kW heaters to place under their desks? <sarcasm>That's efficient and safe. </sarcasm>

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  38. Wow... by aardwolf64 · · Score: 3, Funny

    So, I went to the link to read TFA, and realized that the TFS isn't a summary at all. It's just a copy/paste of the entire blog post with the line breaks taken out. It's amazing what constitutes "New for Nerds, Stuff that Matters" these days...

  39. Better than that by ceswiedler · · Score: 2, Funny

    I think the "door close" buttons cause the crosswalk lights to change, and the "walk" buttons cause the elevator doors to close.

  40. Re:i'm sick of this kind of whining by cheekyjohnson · · Score: 2, Insightful

    "our democracy"

    You mean the one that is ruled by the rich because of the people who let it be ruled by the rich (and the people that vote for the same two parties over and over again)? Yeah, what a nice democracy! I just love it when the government is able to pass bills and laws which clearly violate our freedom and privacy without the consent of the people, and what's worse is that people seem to support these bills and laws because they 'stop' those dirty 'terrorists'. I'd say these idiots are in need of some actual education, and no, the public school system isn't cutting it.

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  41. Ha ha! by Fantastic+Lad · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I'm generally amazed when a button actually DOES work. (I lived in a building where the elevator doors instantly responded. That was great.)

    When buttons do nothing, I just fume at the city or whatever agency I happen to live under the management of.

    But Placebo?

    Far too much is attributed to that effect. I think there must be a sliding scale of environmental awareness where some people are a lot more easily fooled than others. Heck, I know this to be true. I wonder if perhaps those who cry, "Placebo Effect!" are among those who are more easily fooled and thus have a hard time working out what reality is actually doing most of the time. Perhaps this is why science is so important to them? Their instincts are poor and thus they need a reliable system of reality reading, not to fall back on or use in conjunction with, but as their primary guide to existence.

    Hm. Interesting.

    -FL

  42. Re:Not sure author understands meaning of "placebo by johnmig · · Score: 2, Interesting

    The point about office thermostats is true where I work. I have a nice new office complete with thermostat. The temperature regularly climbs to beyond 82 Degrees F (that's ~28C), when I complained about it, they told me to use the thermostat to adjust the temp. That was the point where I told them that I watched the process of construction as they built the office, and that I know that the thermostat is a dummy (looks good, but isn't connected to anything, wires just dangling in the wall). At this point they realized they were busted, but still wouldn't do anything for me. The claim is that fixing this for me would require the re-balancing of the the entire building, and they weren't going to do it for just one person. So I keep a fan going for when it's too warm, and a sweater for wen it's too cold. For them the ruse still worked, I don't complain any longer, 'cause I know that nothing will change.

  43. Hogwash by DogDude · · Score: 2, Interesting

    "Further, people STILL don't know everything that is in the healthcare law and that is STILL creating future uncertainty. It's pointless to hire and train new people today if you don't know if you'll be able to afford them in 6 months or a year." Nice Fox News talking points. As an employer, I can tell you that this particular Fox News talking point is absolute hogwash. It's so wrong, it's laughable. Employers don't decide to hire or not hire people based on taxes. Maybe huge, tax-dodging employers do (ie: Haliburton, Wal-Mart), but small and mid size employers hire people when they need them, regardless of what the tax rate is now or in the future. Do you honestly think that Joe Blow sandwich shop owner thinks, "I really need to hire another person to cover the morning shift, but I'd better hold off because my tax bill may go up by 3% next year"? C'mon. You don't have to be a business owner to understand this. You just have to be able to think. The whole "uncertainty" story that Fox News/Republicans have drummed up is just plain stupid. Nobody knows what the future holds.

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  44. They don't think we notice?! by Machtyn · · Score: 2

    You're darn tootin' we notice!!!! They HVAC people stopped getting calls because people got tired of adjusting the thermostat that never worked and calling the HVAC people. While we may sometimes push that "Close Door" button on the elevator, those of us who use an elevator long enough have realized the timing hasn't been effected since "the late '90s". Isn't New York in enough debt without having to install extra push buttons on every corner of the city if the buttons aren't going to do anything?

    And psychologists wonder why Americans are so up tight, their blood pressure skyrocketing, etc... because the darn "conveniences" don't flippin' work! And apparently, they don't work on purpose. And then we get felt up and/or violated when we use the convenience of quickly traveling from one place to another.

  45. Re:From a Dew drinker by TheLink · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Maybe indeed.

    But who should really vote for the Libs?

    Quote wiki: "The political platform of the Libertarian Party reflects its brand of libertarianism, favoring minimally regulated, laissez-faire markets, strong civil liberties, minimally regulated migration across borders, and non-interventionism in foreign policy that respects freedom of trade and travel to all foreign countries."

    The Libertarians seem more obsessed about quantity than quality - whether for Government or regulation.

    That sort of thinking seems rather stupid to me. Less does NOT automatically mean good. I don't see how "minimally regulated, laissez-faire markets" is going to serve the US people well. Trust me, you want _well_ regulated markets, not minimally regulated markets.

    It's quality that matters more, not quantity.

    Just look around the world and you'd see countries in deep shit because of small corrupt governments and minimally regulated "everything".

    The markets need good regulation, and sometimes that means _heavy_ regulation, sometimes minimal regulation[1]. You have to put the right people in charge of stuff, but when the people at the top are obsessed with quantity and not quality, they're getting the fundamentals wrong already, so what can you expect?

    [1] Remember the people voting at the ballot boxes would be doing just about as good a job (if not worse) voting with their wallets.

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