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Pumpkin Pie increases Male Sex Drive

Dr. Alan Hirsch, Director of Chicago's Smell and Taste Treatment and Research Center, says the key to a man's heart, and other parts, is pumpkin pie. Out of the 40 odors tested in Hirsch's study, a mixture of lavender and pumpkin pie got the biggest rise out of men ages 18 to 64. That particular fragrance was found to increase penile blood flow by an average of 40%. "Maybe the odors acted to reduce anxiety. By reducing anxiety, it acted to remove inhibitions," said Hirsch.

173 comments

  1. Hey honey... by alfredos · · Score: 1

    I brought some pie today! What... Headache? Oh, nevermind.

    1. Re:Hey honey... by TheCarp · · Score: 1

      On the other hand, I send the link to my wife saying "baby, I bet I can convince you to make more pies"

      -Steve

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    2. Re:Hey honey... by Pojut · · Score: 1

      How do you know you married the right woman? When she complains about having a headache AFTER sex, rather than before ;-)

    3. Re:Hey honey... by Anonymusing · · Score: 4, Interesting

      FTA: "Every odor we tested aroused the participants," said Hirsch. ... "Nothing turns a man off."

      Now, what pie will arouse women? THAT'S the pie I need.

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    4. Re:Hey honey... by spun · · Score: 4, Funny

      I believe baby powder was the odor most arousing to women, although you could probably use fresh babies if you don't have any powdered.

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    5. Re:Hey honey... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Now, what pie will arouse women? THAT'S the pie I need.

      Cherry.

    6. Re:Hey honey... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Troll

      I thought it was the scent of fresh fifties or maybe it was hundred dollar bills.

    7. Re:Hey honey... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Vanilla actually works well for many women. They even make vanilla cologne.

    8. Re:Hey honey... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Whiskey or rum cake, that usually works.

    9. Re:Hey honey... by Alcoholic+Synonymous · · Score: 2, Insightful

      It's not pie you want, it's Cheesecake. Trust me.

    10. Re:Hey honey... by grub · · Score: 4, Funny


      When she complains about having a headache AFTER sex, rather than before

      I hear that all the time, it's a side effect of the chloroform.

      .

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    11. Re:Hey honey... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The last time I read/heard about a study like this, the women's magic combination was good'n'plenty mixed with cucumber. (seriously)

    12. Re:Hey honey... by cayenne8 · · Score: 1
      " Now, what pie will arouse women? THAT'S the pie I need.

      Cherry."

      Whatever you do...do NOT give them wedding cake.

      I hear that is the one food that kills the sex drive in women. At the very least, it somehow cuts way down on the blowjobs you will receive from her. At least...my married friends tell me that.

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    13. Re:Hey honey... by Anonymusing · · Score: 1

      Yeah... I think I remember hearing that too.

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    14. Re:Hey honey... by houghi · · Score: 4, Funny

      Reminds me of this Rorschach test. "What do you see here?" "People having sex." "And this one?" People having sex" "And the next one?" "The same".
      You seem to have a very dirty mind?
      - Me? You are the one showing me all those dirty images!

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    15. Re:Hey honey... by acedotcom · · Score: 1

      careful with that one, it's a classic.

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    16. Re:Hey honey... by Sectoid_Dev · · Score: 1

      At the very least, it somehow cuts way down on the blowjobs you will receive from her. At least...my married friends tell me that.

      My experience is the opposite. Married almost ten years now. I suppose I should show my appreciation for deviating from the norm and get her one of those chocolate diamond rings she asked for.

    17. Re:Hey honey... by couchslug · · Score: 1

      "Now, what pie will arouse women? THAT'S the pie I need."

      I tried to bake some using known-effective fragrances, but burnt money doesn't taste very good.

      Oh well, back to the bus station with the leftover Halloween candy. :(

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    18. Re:Hey honey... by ElectricTurtle · · Score: 1

      You're doing it wrong! You should have used gold leaf. That would be edible, and it sends the message 'I'm so so fucking loaded I eat gold for dessert!'

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    19. Re:Hey honey... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      All of this explains the popularity of pumpkin pie cheesecake at a certain upscale chain restaurant.

    20. Re:Hey honey... by Defenestrar · · Score: 1

      "Put a drop of vanilla behind your ears and you'll smell like a cookie all day" - somebody in MST3K once upon a time

    21. Re:Hey honey... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      LOL I was just going to post saying that he needed to pull her down the mattress away from the headboard...

    22. Re:Hey honey... by PopeRatzo · · Score: 1

      Now, what pie will arouse women? THAT'S the pie I need.

      I don't think you can make a pie out of currency.

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    23. Re:Hey honey... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What, the penileless badass?

    24. Re:Hey honey... by codepunk · · Score: 1

      I am not sure about the pie thing, I do know most of them can smell a 100 dollar bill a mile away.

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    25. Re:Hey honey... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Now, what pie will arouse women? THAT'S the pie I need.

      One that smells like Money!

    26. Re:Hey honey... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      omg! are you apple's CEO Steve jobs?!?!?!

    27. Re:Hey honey... by linzeal · · Score: 1

      Women and Men bypass the broke hopeless cases.

    28. Re:Hey honey... by Zed+Pobre · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      When she complains about having a headache AFTER sex, rather than before

      I hear that all the time, it's a side effect of the chloroform.

      Is it offtopic to wish for a world where a casual pretense of being a rapist doesn't get modded +5 Funny?

    29. Re:Hey honey... by Wocka_Wocka · · Score: 0

      On the other hand, I send the link to my wife saying "baby, I bet I can convince you to make more pies" -Steve

      What a coincidence. I sent your wife the link and told her the exact same thing, too.

    30. Re:Hey honey... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Pumpkin Pie Cheesecake for the win.

    31. Re:Hey honey... by Red+Flayer · · Score: 1

      and get her one of those chocolate diamond rings she asked for.

      Is a "chocolate diamond ring" anything like a "chocolate starfish"?

      Because your wife already has a chocolate starfish.

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    32. Re:Hey honey... by severoon · · Score: 3, Insightful

      ...and tryptophan puts us to sleep. So, isn't it upsetting the Order of Things when we eat the turkey and ~then~ the pie? Shouldn't it be the other way 'round?

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    33. Re:Hey honey... by fire113 · · Score: 1
      "Whatever you do...do NOT give them wedding cake."

      I can 2nd that advice. Wedding cake will also COST waaaayyy more than any pie will ever cost!
      Someone once told me hookers will cost less than a wife in the long run...

    34. Re:Hey honey... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not if she's lactose intolerant.

    35. Re:Hey honey... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Go ahead and laugh, but if I learned anything raising my infant son it was this: Baby = Chick Magnet.

    36. Re:Hey honey... by deodiaus2 · · Score: 1

      Yes, I think they were solving the wrong problem here. Men get turned on by anything. Shit too probably.
      I think the real problem here is how to find a woman and get her to have sex. Maybe some men have mastered that, but those that haven't hang around on /. taking about it!
      As for me, I find that lowering my standards increases my chances considerably. But hey, as a drunk frat guy once said, Once you get fussy, you stop getting *****. Besides, that's why light switches were invented.

    37. Re:Hey honey... by Lord+Kano · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Haha! Because women are gold-diggers rather than people with diverse and complex attractions and that's why you they sleep with other, richer men and not you! Classic! ...Wait, they also find penniless badasses attractive? Brb, reevaluating.

      Whether they admit it or not, women seek men who will contribute something to offspring. For some, what they seek is financial security. Why else would we have terms like "Good provider." when they discuss potential mates? Other women prefer physicality, a strong man will make strong children who will have a good chance at survival.

      When you learn to read the signs that they put out, you know when to pass on a woman that would be a waste of your time or how to manipulate her perception of you to get closer to her. I happen to be lucky in that I'm over 6 feet tall and over 200 pounds. I'm not really in good shape, but if I dress properly, I can make it look like I'm more muscular than I am. I also make a decent living, but I'm not well off. However, I make enough to appear that I make more than I do. I'm off of the market now, but when I was still out there I learned a lot by watching guys who were successful with women and adapting their techniques to suit me.

      What's crazy is that there is a subculture based on this, they call themselves Pick Up Artists (PUAs). I wish I had discovered the basics when I was younger.

      LK

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    38. Re:Hey honey... by DarkTempes · · Score: 1

      I thought the turkey day tryptophan thing was a myth/urban legend and it was really just the amount of food eaten + blood going to the stomach or something to digest it...

    39. Re:Hey honey... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A man may not be turned off by scents, but I'll lay odds that there's a few SOUNDS that can turn a man off faster than ice down his shorts. In my case, hearing "hey honey?" from my S.O. in a particular sing-song tone is an immediate kill switch. Ranks right up there with scratching fingernails across a chalkboard for most other people (odd, that this doesn't bother me in the least, though).

      It's usually followed by a request for something either utterly inane, or something that's only marginally preferable to bleeding out of my eyes.

    40. Re:Hey honey... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So bye-bye, miss american pie

    41. Re:Hey honey... by shawb · · Score: 2, Interesting

      It's a half truth. Eating lots of turkey will indeed make you sleepy due to the tryptophan content. However, this only works if you don't eat any other proteins... and there is a fair amount in the rest of the food. As far as a Thanksgiving dinner in toto goes, it is indeed the overeating that makes you sleepy. A little bit from rerouting resources to digest those 3,000 calories (no really, that's the AVERAGE calorie load in an American Thanksgiving feast) and a fair amount due to insulin shock from all the carbs. Wine also contributes to the drowsiness, and I have read, although I can't find any sources now, that simply being around family may lead to an oxytocin release that could lead to drowsiness among males.

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    42. Re:Hey honey... by shawb · · Score: 3, Informative

      Oh yeah, I forgot that there is irony in part of the mechanism behind how insulin shock leads to drowsiness. Insulin triggers uptake of a large number of amino acids into muscle tissue. One of the few amino acids whose uptake does not increase is... tryptophan. This leads to a higher ration of plasma tryptophan levels, so it is then preferentially transferred across the blood/brain barrier. This then allows higher than normal production of serotonin and melatonin, which then depresses the sympathetic nervous system leading to drowsiness. So, it is tryptophan that triggers the drowsiness, but not necessarily dietary intake.

      Eating turkey or other high tryptophan foods within a moderate sized meal will not, however lead to drowsiness. The other amino acids contained in the food ensure that the relative ratio of tryptophan doesn't increase enough to cause drowsiness. Eating turkey by itself can cause enough of a spike to lead to drowsiness.

      Of course the whole thing is probably even more complicated than that, and I'm sure you'll find that there is a perfect storm of factors involved that lead to thanksgiving post-prandial somnolence. Working hard all day to get things just right, travel, kids running around, rapidly declining sunlight levels, stress of upcoming shopping madness, eating by candlelight, a warm fire and heat turned up a little bit for guests would all add on to any dietary induced slumber. And then there's watching the Lions get beat yet again.

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    43. Re:Hey honey... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What pie scent arouses women? Cherry pie. And yes, I mean it in THAT way. Any man with facial hair and halfway decent cunnilingus skills should be able to precisely identify the odor of a satisfied woman. That odor is best described as musky. Consider that musk is the base of many scents formulated for men to wear. Basically, women are sexually attracted to a man who smells like he can please a woman.

      And if you think I'm just being misogynistic: how many men around here have noticed all the female attention they get when they start dating? Women... how many of you have suddenly felt an attraction to a man you work closely with only to find out that he's just entered a relationship? Sure, body language and confidence is part of it. But pheromones are also real and they do influence our behavior more than we would like to admit. And on an evolutionary level, we are moderately harem oriented as also shown in the pronounced size dimorphism we exhibit. To make myself look a bit less woman hating, I can empower women with the fact that on an evolutionary level if females tend to have more of a say in mate choice, the males of the species end up having a larger penis. The least well endowed human male is a monster compared to all other primates. The gorilla, which comes in second, can be almost as large as a pencil.

      Also, women are attracted to wood and leather smells. I haven't thought about those much. I suppose there could be some evolutionary relation to "ability to provide" but that's just a guess.

      And I'm not saying that men are any better. What scents do it for us? Just look at what goes into scents that women wear: floral, vanilla, pumpkin, herbal, chocolate, fruit, spices. Yep, men like women who smell like food. Because then she might know how to cook. Goes along with the expression "The way to a man's heart is through his stomach."

    44. Re:Hey honey... by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      Well, your comment makes sense, I know I have to eat the pie before I get the turkey.

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    45. Re:Hey honey... by ben0207 · · Score: 1

      "Dog. Dog with head split in half"

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    46. Re:Hey honey... by JonStewartMill · · Score: 1

      I suppose I should show my appreciation for deviating from the norm and get her one of those chocolate diamond rings she asked for.

      'The norm' being a pearl necklace?

    47. Re:Hey honey... by daem0n1x · · Score: 1

      Pumpkin Pie increases Male Sex Drive

      Fuck that. Mr. Scientist, please find me something to increase female sex drive! That doesn't cost a fortune, I mean.

    48. Re:Hey honey... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...and tryptophan puts us to sleep. So, isn't it upsetting the Order of Things when we eat the turkey and ~then~ the pie? Shouldn't it be the other way 'round?

      ...and tryptophan puts us to sleep. So, isn't it upsetting the Order of Things when we eat the turkey and ~then~ the pie? Shouldn't it be the other way 'round?

      Tyrptophan only works on an empty stomach. And turkeys have no were near the amounts needed to affect you in a significant way. It's more the carbohydrate overdose that does it.

    49. Re:Hey honey... by daem0n1x · · Score: 1

      You must be new here...

    50. Re:Hey honey... by shnull · · Score: 0

      was it tested on non american subjects? i wouldn't even know what pumpkin pie smells like so does it still count for the whole world ? (tata, doctor, try again)

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    51. Re:Hey honey... by camperslo · · Score: 1

      So what were people using before this pie thing came along? Beer bread?

      Perhaps those with complaining partners would have better luck with marijuana brownies?

      When in doubt, there's always chocolate.

      Note to self: No pie before going to airport

  2. They didn't test the smell of fresh clean pussy? by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

    I know the plural of anecdote is not data.

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  3. Now the FDA... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...will want to try to regulate pumpkin pie as a drug.

    1. Re:Now the FDA... by PopeRatzo · · Score: 1

      I'm already getting spam trying to get me to buy pumpkin pie. That didn't take long.

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  4. The Main Problem by diskofish · · Score: 1

    The main problem is that after eating turkey, potatoes, squash dressing, pies, more pies that the optimal freedom of movement required for a good romp is going to be quite impeded.

    1. Re:The Main Problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The main problem is that after eating turkey, potatoes, squash dressing, pies, more pies that the optimal freedom of movement required for a good romp is going to be quite impeded.

      Not to mention that she has to look your bloated fugly guts bouncing around during said romp. These reasons are precisely why reverse cowgirl exists.

  5. uh huh... by HeckRuler · · Score: 3, Insightful

    So everyone remember that as your mother serves you pumpkin pie at Thanksgiving in two days.

    1. Re:uh huh... by killmenow · · Score: 1

      My mother's dead, you insensitive clod!

    2. Re:uh huh... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      I'll try to remember, but the lingerie she wears tends to make me forget thought in general.

    3. Re:uh huh... by PopeRatzo · · Score: 0

      My mother's dead, you insensitive clod!

      But she's still a great piece of ass.

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    4. Re:uh huh... by CaptainPatent · · Score: 1

      So everyone remember that as your mother serves you pumpkin pie at Thanksgiving in two days.

      Paging Dr. Freud, you have a patient to see you now. O_o

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    5. Re:uh huh... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've done the math....pumpkin pie is cheaper than Stamina-Rx. Now if I could just find a way to smear stamina-Rx all over my body we could have a final comparison.

    6. Re:uh huh... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But perhaps it's the most arousing because it is the most assoicated with sexual frustration (i.e. it brings back those 14-year-old memories). I mean, where the hell else would a man smell pumpkin pie and lavender except around mom and granny?

  6. Maybe the odors acted to reduce anxiety by Brian+Boitano · · Score: 1

    "Maybe"?

    Maybe the pie was "accidentally" baked with a very special ingredient?

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  7. Re:They didn't test the smell of fresh clean pussy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How would you set up that experiment?

  8. one flaw... by arikol · · Score: 1, Interesting

    this is about AMERICAN men.
    Not men in general, American men.

    As I see it there is a possible (or even probable) confounding here in that a possible alternate cause could be conditioning. Do American men often get laid on thaksgiving? What feelings does the smell of pumpkin pie evoke? For me, none whatsoever. I've never smelled or tasted pumpkin pie.
    If so, then the smell of thanksgiving may be triggering their conditioned response.
    Science reporters, learn science so you can report what is needed (like what controls/balancing were used and other such things which might change this from worthless crap to interesting information)

    Science reporting fail.

    1. Re:one flaw... by cobrausn · · Score: 3, Funny

      "Oh, you're a scientist? What do you research?"

      "Well, today I measured penile blood flow of a bunch of guys who were smelling pumpkin pie to compare it to penile blood flow of those who weren't."

      Science fail.

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    2. Re:one flaw... by erroneus · · Score: 1

      Well, if there is any truth to the movie, I would say that warm apple pie would cause even more of such reactions.

    3. Re:one flaw... by brainboyz · · Score: 1

      American women usually spend all morning cooking the meal, and then American men spend all afternoon/evening sleeping. Doubt there's much sex going on after stuffing themselves silly with all that delicious food. Possible, but definitely not the norm.

    4. Re:one flaw... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You may not have smelled pumpkin pie, but you've certainly smelled the spices -- cinnamon, ginger, allspice, cloves, and nutmeg. (It's also used in cookies and custards (pumpkin pie is basically a custard)). So it could be conditioning or it could be touching a primal urge. The scent of a wet pussy has been scientifically demonstrated to cause boners even in people who have never smelled the tuna taco before.

    5. Re:one flaw... by Ellis+D.+Tripp · · Score: 5, Insightful

      "Have you ever noticed that you never get laid on Thanksgiving? I think it's because all the coats are on the bed."

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    6. Re:one flaw... by KiloByte · · Score: 1

      Actually, after visiting the US, I'd say the food there is abysmal. For something edible, you need to look into something italian/chinese/etc.

      The rampant obesity there comes from quantity not quality.

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    7. Re:one flaw... by alphax45 · · Score: 1

      Someone with mod points mod this insightful right away!

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    8. Re:one flaw... by Monkeedude1212 · · Score: 1

      Well you are both right. Married Men and women don't get laid on thanksgiving, if ever at all. Maybe twice a year, or three if you spend money on Valentines.

      However, all the teenage and young adults will spend thanksgiving with their families and invite their significant other over for dinner.

      After meeting the family - there is usually some break up sex.

      Like the GP said, conditioning.

    9. Re:one flaw... by Sponge+Bath · · Score: 1

      Then you probably only ate at McDonalds or Denny's and are basing your opinion on ignorance. Like anyplace on the planet, there is crap and gems. Sometimes it takes effort to find the gems.

    10. Re:one flaw... by Shakrai · · Score: 1

      Actually, after visiting the US, I'd say the food there is abysmal.

      What, you couldn't be bothered to drive the five minutes from your hotel to find something other than Wendy's/McDonald's/Burger King? I've been all over the US and each region always manages to have a specialty that you can't find anywhere else in the world. If you think American food is abysmal then you didn't look real hard.

      For something edible, you need to look into something italian/chinese/etc.

      Italian-American food != Italian food. I have been to both places. I'll take the American take on pizza (particularly from the Northeast) over anything I tried in Italy. Mind you, the Italians do have some dishes that have no real American counterpart and the best lasagna I ever had in my life came from a restaurant in Florence.

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    11. Re:one flaw... by The+MAZZTer · · Score: 2, Insightful

      What feelings does the smell of pumpkin pie evoke? For me, none whatsoever. I've never smelled or tasted pumpkin pie.

      Then how can you say it doesn't evoke any feelings?

    12. Re:one flaw... by ElectricTurtle · · Score: 2, Insightful

      According to Michelin, there are more three star restaurants in New York than Rome. In any case it is pathetic that you think you can judge and an entire continent-spanning nation of hundreds of millions based on whatever handful of random restaurants you happened upon. Grow up.

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    13. Re:one flaw... by Hatta · · Score: 1

      If you can't appreciate a simple roasted turkey with stuffing and a side of potatos, I feel sorry for you.

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    14. Re:one flaw... by Abstrackt · · Score: 4, Funny

      I just use the coffee table. It also encourages the guests to leave quickly.

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    15. Re:one flaw... by KiloByte · · Score: 2, Informative

      No, I never been to a McDonalds there -- or rather, I entered one, saw a monstrously dirty place that stank and quickly ran away. Heck, in a backwards place like Poland McDonalds are safe food, among the better fast food places, priced so the poor can't afford to eat there (or at least couldn't ~10 years ago, things change fast) -- yet in the US they seem to be the lowest of the low.

      My sample comes mostly from going out several times with people from that university I've been to for the summer, and trying out various eateries in the city on my won the rest of the time.

      It might be something like those mythical microbrews people on /. praise whenever someone dares to mention American beer -- yet try going into a shop and choose a beer you didn't try yet. There's 99.9% chance it's pure shit.

      I don't deny there's good food and good beer there -- but if anything you pick at random is that bad, it says well what the _average_ is.

      I been there a month, and did put some effort into trying to find something good -- other Polacks there usually made their own food, I'm an abysmal cook and I wanted to try the local food rather than eating things I can have at home. A guy from China recommended to me several places, these served real Chinese food instead of the westernized faux stuff we're used to so it was too weird to me -- but not bad.

      In the end, the only sources of good food I managed to find were a couple of Italian places and a bar that served omelettes.

      On the other hand, when in Switzerland I failed to find a single bad consumable -- everything I tried was superb (been there only 3 days, but still...), and in Germany or Denmark, the food quality is as good as in Poland. And in Sweden, you just need to know to avoid gems like sugared sausage.

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    16. Re:one flaw... by cayenne8 · · Score: 1
      "Actually, after visiting the US, I'd say the food there is abysmal. For something edible, you need to look into something italian/chinese/etc."

      You obviously have never been to or stayed in New Orleans.

      Definitely GOOD food down here...

      Heck, where I live, there really hardly is any commercial fast food places near where I live....Only like one Burger King within miles of me, but plenty of good local restaurants of all kinds, ethnic and NOLA style stuff.

      I very rarely eat fast food, or even at ANY chain restaurant of any kind. I cook most of my food at home, and for outside entertainment money, I rather go once or twice a month or so, and go to a nice restaurant, with full service...wine and foods that I likely *could* cook on my own, but would take me a lot of time and effort (ie veal reduction sauces and the like). You can keep your McBurger. When I want junk food, I'll get a fried oyster poboy or the like.

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    17. Re:one flaw... by The+End+Of+Days · · Score: 1

      So you spent a month in one city with university students (hardly culinary experts) and you judge an entire country based on that? Genius!

    18. Re:one flaw... by Shotgun · · Score: 0

      Funny, the authentic German foods I've tried I found disgusting. I detest authentic Italian, French food is pretty but tastless, and I fail at understanding how the English haven't all starved to death. Same with the authentic Indian restaurants. I do like the authentic Chinese restaurants, and I find the Mexican places to be fair to middlin'.

      You don't think that it might have something to do with being socialized to the type of food you grew up with? Nawh! Much better for your karma to bash American food.

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    19. Re:one flaw... by Shotgun · · Score: 1

      He didn't try a handful of "random" restaurants. He tried a few restaurants within walking distance of a university. I don't think any of the best restaurants in my city are anywhere near any university. The available clientel doesn't seem to be able to afford or care for real food.

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    20. Re:one flaw... by tibman · · Score: 1

      I'm not sure if there is such a thing as "American Food" ? It's all stolen from other Countries and Cultures.

      Good food can be found in most non-franchise diners/grills/pub/deli/cafe. Franchised restaraunts are nearly identical to each other.. so if you find a meal you like from a franchise store, you can pretty much find that exact meal in the surrounding towns/states.

      My time spent in Germany is similar to yours. Most of the food was good. But there was also little variation and each place had virtually the same menu.. unless you ate Italian or another type of food.

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    21. Re:one flaw... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Naw, this is a *limitation* of the study versus a *failure*. No research is without limitations. Reality (and funding!) see to that. Someone else can replicate the study in another country, might be interesting, I bet the authors of this study would read it.

      And like a lot of other responses have said, no, there's not much sex in the US on Thanksgiving, everyone is way too busy early in the day (okay, mostly women) and too full and tired by 5:30 PM.

    22. Re:one flaw... by thewils · · Score: 1

      Is that for the coats? Or the fucking? Or are you fucking on the coats? No wonder they leave early.

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    23. Re:one flaw... by ElectricTurtle · · Score: 1

      I know of a few good restaurants near the University of Washington and Seattle University, but there too if you're motivated by price chances are you get what you pay for.

      Just the thought makes me homesick for The Continental on University (and makes me want to punch all the dicks on Yelp who can't even spell fucking 'tzatziki' but think they know shit about Greek food and sully The Continental's ratings). That and Taste of India on Roosevelt... my wife and I used to go there practically just for the chai, which was damn near the best anywhere and they would constantly refill it like other places do water.

      But no... now I'm stuck on the East Coast where apparently only three people know how to cook fish.

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    24. Re:one flaw... by operagost · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Is there some reason you're trolling about food on Slashdot? Really, half the guys on here have fingers permanently stained by Cheetos. Claiming that all the food in America is bad is only pandering to the knee-jerk elitist anti-American crowd. It's a patently absurd claim. American food is a combination of the world's cuisine. Some of the mass-market crap is just that-- crap-- but don't eat it and pretend it's a fine example.

      Do us all a favor and stay the hell out of the USA forever.

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    25. Re:one flaw... by Belial6 · · Score: 4, Funny

      Your inviting the wrong guests.

    26. Re:one flaw... by KiloByte · · Score: 1

      What's elitist about mentioning that a large majority of food there is abysmal? If X samples show that most of the food is bad, it's a valid observation that suggests the average is bad as well.

      Of course you can find good food, no doubts about that, but if a significant part of the population cared about food quality, I wouldn't have trouble finding something palatable.

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    27. Re:one flaw... by retchdog · · Score: 1

      So McDonald's should be priced so the poor can't eat there (or so you seem to suggest), and then you complain about the average American food?

      Duh. You can just buy the stuff that the poor can't afford, and everyone wins. Alternatively you can do a bit of research (this new "internet" helps a lot) and you can find, at reasonable price, both excellent things in great variety (in a bigger city), or at least some great local specialties (almost anywhere).

      In my experience as a student in a big city, it does seem to take many foreigners at least a year or so to, for example, stop ordering Bud Light at a bar. I can only reasonably conclude that the diversity of American markets is intimidating and takes a certain amount of skill to navigate. Consider that you just didn't know how to do it.

      But yeah, college towns are pretty awful. Avoid if possible.

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    28. Re:one flaw... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Science fail may just be you, when you implied that the researchers were heterosexual males.

    29. Re:one flaw... by linzeal · · Score: 1

      Where did you go, the Midwest or the South? I live in Portland, OR we are considered one of the food destinations of the world.

    30. Re:one flaw... by zakeria · · Score: 1

      indeed those American men need to come to soviet UK and see what turns men on over here!! ladies pie!!

    31. Re:one flaw... by Red+Flayer · · Score: 1

      But no... now I'm stuck on the East Coast where apparently only three people know how to cook fish.

      The problem is that good fish is so expensive here; it's easy to get priced out of restaurants that know how to do it well.

      I live in central-northern NJ, quite a bit inland... and there are at least 5 restaurants near me with good fish... if you're willing to pay $40 a plate. Down the shore, there are good fish spots that are cheaper, but I'm not going to drive an hour just for dinner.

      So do what the rest of us do -- find a good fishmonger, and cook it yourself. I've found asian markets have good fish, if you make them aware of the fact that you won't accept the shit fish they try to pawn off on the roundeye. Early, early saturday morning (6 AM at the latest) is when you want to be buying.

      Just a note: asian markets won't have good salmon. You'll need to go to Wegmans, Whole Foods, a good Kings, etc. -- and expect to pay $24-35/lb for good never-frozen coho (instead of the $12/lb you can find in Seattle). I bought some Copper River coho in September for $28 a pound -- and it was as good as the Copper River coho I caught myself in '95.

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    32. Re:one flaw... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Possibly science win, for a female scientist who got to pick good-looking men for the study.

    33. Re:one flaw... by linzeal · · Score: 1

      Um, where do you live that your university students are fat-tongued philistines?

    34. Re:one flaw... by dclozier · · Score: 1

      "Have you ever noticed that you never get laid on Thanksgiving? I think it's because all the coats are on the bed."

      What are you saying? Most people on /. never get laid. (where said laying involves another human) ;)

    35. Re:one flaw... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Most roast turkeys are dried out inedible crap that only exists on the American table due to holiday tradition. Hence the need for copious amounts of gravy. The stuffing usually mostly just stale bread cubes that completely throw off the proper roasting of a turkey between undercooked/possibly toxic and overcooked/dried out. Its survival also depends on years of tradition.

      Note, this isn't to say it is not possible to make a good roast turkey. But to be done well it needs to be brined for at least a day, which makes it a not so simple meal anymore. Not to mention that its almost impossible to roast a whole turkey without either a compromise in the cooking of the legs or the breast; almost universally one will suffer either from either undercooking or overcooking as the size and dimensions of the bird makes its very hard to coordinate their cooking to safe tempatures especially when their optimal cooked temperatures varies significantly.

    36. Re:one flaw... by badboy_tw2002 · · Score: 1

      State the city you were in please, interested to know.

      Also I've been to Poland and ate cabbage soup and meat rolls for a week, so I think I've got a pretty good idea of what passes for "good" for you. (Had a "burrito" in Krakow, pretty much the oddest thing I've eaten. Cabbage needs to stay out of a burrito).

    37. Re:one flaw... by ElectricTurtle · · Score: 1

      Cooking fresh fish is a lot of work... and I spend 3 hours a day commuting, I don't have the energy. However your correlation seems correct, the few places I've found that know what they're doing are ~$20+ a plate. But then at prices like that you'd damn well better know what you're doing.

      You ever get out to Neah Bay and have some salmon fresh and still warm out of a Makah smoker? That stuff is as good as the salad in When Harry Met Sally. You will not find salmon prepared better anywhere in the world, and I don't care how many stars the restaurant or the chef possesses. Sometimes there's just no substitute for millennia of traditional knowledge.

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    38. Re:one flaw... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Note, the freezing that most turkeys go through before being used makes the drying an even worse problem for any kind of dry cooking method like roasting. A stew or soup would be a much better use of the bird.

    39. Re:one flaw... by azalin · · Score: 1

      Having visited US a couple of times my experience was more like this:

      - There are great places to eat out and I met quite a lot of people who really can cook.
      - There is an awful lot of crap available in both fast food and stores.
      - Convenience food sucks.
      - The sheer amount of artificially flavored, artificially colored and over-sugared stuff available is intimidating.
      - The beer wasn't bad at all if you didn't stick to the big labels
      Ask a local what to try and what to stay away from and you are settled.
      (Hint: Students are lousy advisers on good dining. In the US and anywhere else I have ever been.)

      That said, I also have to clarify a few things on german food:

      There is none.

      Well actually there is a lot of food in germany it is not "german" but regional. And whatever region of germany you come from, traditional food from another region will often taste questionable.
      There are gems and there is pretty scary stuff all over the world. Know what you do before ordering Kutteln, Lapskaus, Saumagen, Blackpudding, Sirströming, Escargo, Häggis or Texas Oysters.

    40. Re:one flaw... by epine · · Score: 1

      I'm not sure if there is such a thing as "American Food"? It's all stolen from other Countries and Cultures.

      Amazingly, you can trace the theft of cuisine all the way back to cultures without writing, then the trail goes cold. Originality is nine parts mists of forgetting. But I think you can fairly credit America for Tang and Velveeta.

    41. Re:one flaw... by t_ban · · Score: 1

      According to Michelin, there are more three star restaurants in New York than Rome. In any case it is pathetic that you think you can judge and an entire continent-spanning nation of hundreds of millions based on whatever handful of random restaurants you happened upon. Grow up.

      Yes, don't you dare make a casual observation here without doing a scientific survey, crunching the numbers, quoting learned sources and including citations. This is slashdot, you know.

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  9. Wonderful! by Maxo-Texas · · Score: 1

    This is gourd news for men with erectile disfunction!

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    1. Re:Wonderful! by chemicaldave · · Score: 1

      I don't mean to squash your hopes, but pumpkins are separate from gourds.

    2. Re:Wonderful! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You’ll no doubt be very melon-choly to learn that you’re incorrect. Gourds are an entire family of herbaceous plants bearing hard-rinded fruits, some of which are edible, some of which are not.

      Cue cumber-some trips to the dictionary...

    3. Re:Wonderful! by Larry+Lightbulb · · Score: 1

      Pieagra?

    4. Re:Wonderful! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh god, please stop.

  10. Re:They didn't test the smell of fresh clean pussy by Pojut · · Score: 1

    I still can't believe no one in the "adult" industry has managed to bottle that scent. Seriously.

  11. Re:They didn't test the smell of fresh clean pussy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Peter Venkman, Ray Stantz, or Egon Spengler?

  12. Headless Horseman by Ukab+the+Great · · Score: 0

    If I had a pumpkin on top of me, I too would be pissed as hell about not having any head for 30 years.

  13. Nine months after Thanksgiving by MintOreo · · Score: 1

    If the parents and in-laws didn't come in each Thanksgiving the August 20s would probably be a lot like November 14th.

    1. Re:Nine months after Thanksgiving by pushing-robot · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Actually, August is the most common month of the year for birthdays. So...

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  14. Re:They didn't test the smell of fresh clean pussy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Informative

    Yes they have.

    http://www.vulva-original.com/gb/#/home/

  15. This is obvious by eln · · Score: 1

    Everyone knows pumpkin pies are sluts.

  16. Cultural? by Prien715 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    What'd be an interesting follow-up is whether this is because of the odor itself or what it reminds us of. Do the same study where no one eats pumpkin pie and see if the effect is the same.

    The author's hypothesis seems to suggest the former, but that's what science is for.

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  17. Was this study done in Kentucky? by GodfatherofSoul · · Score: 1

    The only time I have pumpkin pie is when I'm with my family on Thanksgiving. That's a very disturbing Pavlovian response.

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  18. Re:They didn't test the smell of fresh clean pussy by DuoDreamer · · Score: 3, Funny

    I'm not sure if I should be shocked, or if I should be ordering...

  19. Focus misdirected on Pumpkin Pie by Nexus7 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    It's the combination of pumpkin pie and lavender that scores significantly higher than anything else (in this test).

    Pumpkin pie & lavender 40% increase in blood flow
    Next highest is 20%
    Pumpkin pie alone 8.5%
    Single highest smell is orange at 19.5%. Even vanilla is 8.5%.

    1. Re:Focus misdirected on Pumpkin Pie by ElectricTurtle · · Score: 5, Informative

      Lavender contains high levels of phytoestrogens, so high that a bath product that overconcentrated their lavender extracts was causing peripheral precocious puberty in children and was acting like topical HRT to males. For some reason I can't paste the link into this box (it's a chrome/slashdot problem), but if you search for lavender precocious on google the second result details the occurrence. In any case, this endocrinological aspect may be the key to interpreting the results.

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    2. Re:Focus misdirected on Pumpkin Pie by lumenistan · · Score: 0

      The FIRST search result is for the stripper, Lavender Precocious. She's really hot, and is also really good at SEO...

    3. Re:Focus misdirected on Pumpkin Pie by Qzukk · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Hello fellow chrome user!

      We have determined a fix for pasting into slashdot. While you are writing the reply, in the URL bar at the top of the screen enter

      javascript:document.body.appendChild(document.createElement('div'))

      and hit enter. While you're at it, make a bookmark for it so you can hit it whenever you need to paste on a story page (note: only the /story/ pages are broken, if you're viewing a specific comment on the comments.pl page, pasting works fine without this hack).

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    4. Re:Focus misdirected on Pumpkin Pie by Frogbert · · Score: 0

      I've read through the document you attempted to link to and I don't know why I should trust this "Ellen Leschek, M.D. NIH/NIDDK/DDEMD"

      I mean what makes her such an expert? I want to see some credentials!

    5. Re:Focus misdirected on Pumpkin Pie by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      40 + 20 + 8.8 + 19.5 + 8.5 = 96.8

      I guess it is ok to add them up, I have a varied diet;-)

  20. I'm seventeen. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Looking at linoleum makes me wanna have sex.

    1. Re:I'm seventeen. by Larry+Lightbulb · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Being seventeen makes you want to have sex.

    2. Re:I'm seventeen. by dltaylor · · Score: 1

      I think you may have missed the "Buffy" reference.

      Too young, too old, or just not in the viewing area?

  21. Re:They didn't test the smell of fresh clean pussy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Look, I like my cats as much as the next fellow...

  22. So how high on the scale is it? by houghi · · Score: 1

    How high on the scale? If no arousal is 0 and watching pr0n is 100, where does it stand?

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    1. Re:So how high on the scale is it? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How high on the scale? If no arousal is 0 and watching pr0n is 100, where does it stand?

      Let's hope watching pr0n isn't the absolute highest level of arousal you've ever experienced...

  23. Do we need another study on erections? by JoPo23X3 · · Score: 1

    So does waking and sleeping.

  24. How new can this be? by Nexus7 · · Score: 1

    How new can this news be, is there's already a pumpkin pie & lavender perfume on sale on EBay?

    1. Re:How new can this be? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This isn't news at all. For many, many years fertility clinics serving couples trying to conceive have been recommending men include the following in their diets on a daily basis:
      - Pumpkin seeds.
      - Goji berries (which are disgusting, by the way).
      - Orange juice with aloe vera juice (the OJ makes it semi-palatable).
      - Folic acid.

  25. But I don't like pumpkin pie... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What if pumpkin pie isn't alluring to the man? (I know I'm in the minority here.)

    Also, a 40% increase due to smelling lavender and pumpkin pie sounds WAY too high to be anything but bad math.

    Then again, bad math translates so well to profitable headlines...

  26. Science is confusing by Grapplebeam · · Score: 1

    How the hell do you measure how boneriffic a boner is? Seriously. And does the pie increase sex drive, or are we secretly all harboring a fetish for pie eating? Maybe the secret is men should have sex with pies from now on. I've never tried it, but I do know pumpkin pie is delicious. Or maybe pumpkin pie works for this purpose because it's generally given out during Thanksgiving, which is supposed to be a place of calm, and what not. Or, pie brings happiness. Does pie make you happy? It makes me happy. And does this mean that pies will begin to become prescribed as sex aids?

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    1. Re:Science is confusing by thewils · · Score: 1

      ...there must be some other kind of stimulus that they're missing. Maybe the chick serving them pumpkin pie is cuter than the other girls. Maybe the pumpkin pie reminds them of their mothers? Hey Oedipus - want another slice of pie? Sproing!!!

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    2. Re:Science is confusing by recoisiche · · Score: 2, Informative

      How the hell do you measure how boneriffic a boner is?

      With a Plethysmograph

    3. Re:Science is confusing by gmhowell · · Score: 1

      Mmm, just like warm pumpkin pie...

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  27. Re:They didn't test the smell of fresh clean pussy by Greyfox · · Score: 2, Funny

    You have to grate it yourself at the table, as the essential oils disperse almost immediately.

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  28. Error in research... by clone52431 · · Score: 1

    That’s just my heart pumping harder in anticipation of all the artery-clogging food I’m about to eat. Increased blood flow everywhere... now hands off my junk!

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    1. Re:Error in research... by spun · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      That’s just my heart pumping harder in anticipation of all the artery-clogging food I’m about to eat. Increased blood flow everywhere... now hands off my junk!

      You flying this holiday season? Then I'm afraid it will be hands all over your junk.

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    2. Re:Error in research... by clone52431 · · Score: 1

      Nope... this holiday season I’ll be doing all of my flying going 70 MPH down the freeway, where the only time I’ll have to sacrifice my 4th Amendment rights is if some cop who’s high on his sense of authority demands I prove I’m not intoxicated in the commoner sense.

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  29. How Old is This Study? by aaaantoine · · Score: 1

    I've heard of this as early as 15 years ago. Has no one else heard this before?

    1. Re:How Old is This Study? by phiz187 · · Score: 2, Informative

      http://www.wpbf.com/download/2010/1122/25875732.pdf

      The linked study is from 1998. It is unclear if the news source was responding to some follow-up research that was published, or (more likely) was searching the archives for some holiday-related news on a slow news day.

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  30. I saw somewhere that pumpkin applies to women by Rooked_One · · Score: 1

    as well. Not sure where this article came from as i've been buying pumpkin scented candles for a while and getting a lot of "praise" out of them ;)

  31. Old news? by recoisiche · · Score: 1

    I read about this pumpkin pie/lavendar thing on the Cosmo website a couple weeks ago. Never thought I'd see the day where Slashdot articles overlap Cosmo ones.

  32. Do not eat pumpkin pie with your relatives. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Given this new information, you should never eat pumpkin with your relatives, it may give you the urge to pump-kin.

    1. Re:Do not eat pumpkin pie with your relatives. by twoears · · Score: 1

      Especially in West Virginia.

    2. Re:Do not eat pumpkin pie with your relatives. by Debello · · Score: 1

      Given this new information, you should never eat pumpkin with your relatives, it may give you the urge to pump-kin.

      As one of your relatives, I can confirm this.

  33. Can't find an actual study, but... by GreyLurk · · Score: 1

    It sounds to me like this result set is very WEIRD (Western Educated Industrialized Rich and Democratic). Though of course, that bias is actually listed in the OP, as it refers to the question of whether the western desire to stamp out naturally occurring body odors could be a contributing cause to infertility and erectile dysfunction.

  34. Maybe Not The Pumpkin by Etriaph · · Score: 1

    There is only one food item that has ever aroused me: cinnamon. Many of my male friends feel the same way about that spice. Perhaps it's the abundance of cinnamon in most pumpkin pie that's the culprit?

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  35. In my experience, Aspirin in the hand is better. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If she always complains of headaches, what you do is the days you don't ask her if she has a headache: just simply go up to her and tell her to hold open the palm of her hand to give you something; drop the Aspirin in her hand.

    If she asks what the Aspirin are for, then you say "Ah-HA! Take. on. me!" And if she says "Fuck YOU" then just say it feels goooood.

  36. Re:They didn't test the smell of fresh clean pussy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    New rule: if it exists, someone has found a way to make money off it.

    http://www.viceland.com/wp/2010/03/the-scent-of-a-womans-vagina/

  37. Now I know why... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Jack-O-Lanterns give such good head.

  38. antidote by dolo724 · · Score: 1

    All we need to negate the effects is a Graham Cracker Crust !

    said food designed by a Presbyterian minister to suppress unhealthy carnal urges...

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  39. In all seriousness... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So was this the same guy who did the BBC "The Truth About Food" series? Because he showed how different cultures/countries had different arousals from food. Basically your "home country" food turns you on the most!

  40. More news irrelevant to geeks... by GameboyRMH · · Score: 1

    The last thing geeks need to do with their sex drive is increase it. You might as well tell some desert nomads that salty chips will increase their thirst.

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  41. Pumpkin pie smells of baby poo. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Make of that what you want.

  42. Re:A little friendly advice by ejasons · · Score: 1

    I don't know what women find attractive, but I know what they don't find attractive: whiny, bitter, desperate misogynists.

    And, even more, they don't find men without any semblance of a sense of humor to be at all attractive...

  43. Re:A little friendly advice by spun · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Oh, hey, sure, because implying that women are all gold diggers is funny. My joke: +5 funny. AC's joke: +1. Who is funnier? That's right, say my name. Soun's your daddy.

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  44. old article should not be posted by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Does anyone even care that this study was done in 1998?

    Can someone at least do some leg-work on the article before posting to make sure that there is some relatively recent information to be passed around. I remember this same article from when I was a kid... and I'm not young anymore.

    I'm sure the men out there will eat a little more pie this holiday... so it works on a marketing level.
    But as far as news... it is not!