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Pumpkin Pie increases Male Sex Drive
Dr. Alan Hirsch, Director of Chicago's Smell and Taste Treatment and Research Center, says the key to a man's heart, and other parts, is pumpkin pie. Out of the 40 odors tested in Hirsch's study, a mixture of lavender and pumpkin pie got the biggest rise out of men ages 18 to 64. That particular fragrance was found to increase penile blood flow by an average of 40%. "Maybe the odors acted to reduce anxiety. By reducing anxiety, it acted to remove inhibitions," said Hirsch.
I brought some pie today! What... Headache? Oh, nevermind.
I know the plural of anecdote is not data.
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The main problem is that after eating turkey, potatoes, squash dressing, pies, more pies that the optimal freedom of movement required for a good romp is going to be quite impeded.
So everyone remember that as your mother serves you pumpkin pie at Thanksgiving in two days.
"Maybe"?
Maybe the pie was "accidentally" baked with a very special ingredient?
What would Brian Boitano do?
this is about AMERICAN men.
Not men in general, American men.
As I see it there is a possible (or even probable) confounding here in that a possible alternate cause could be conditioning. Do American men often get laid on thaksgiving? What feelings does the smell of pumpkin pie evoke? For me, none whatsoever. I've never smelled or tasted pumpkin pie.
If so, then the smell of thanksgiving may be triggering their conditioned response.
Science reporters, learn science so you can report what is needed (like what controls/balancing were used and other such things which might change this from worthless crap to interesting information)
Science reporting fail.
This is gourd news for men with erectile disfunction!
She was like chocolate when she drank... semi-sweet at first and then increasingly bitter.
I still can't believe no one in the "adult" industry has managed to bottle that scent. Seriously.
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If the parents and in-laws didn't come in each Thanksgiving the August 20s would probably be a lot like November 14th.
Yes they have.
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Everyone knows pumpkin pies are sluts.
What'd be an interesting follow-up is whether this is because of the odor itself or what it reminds us of. Do the same study where no one eats pumpkin pie and see if the effect is the same.
The author's hypothesis seems to suggest the former, but that's what science is for.
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The only time I have pumpkin pie is when I'm with my family on Thanksgiving. That's a very disturbing Pavlovian response.
I swear to God...I swear to God! That is NOT how you treat your human!
I'm not sure if I should be shocked, or if I should be ordering...
It's the combination of pumpkin pie and lavender that scores significantly higher than anything else (in this test).
Pumpkin pie & lavender 40% increase in blood flow
Next highest is 20%
Pumpkin pie alone 8.5%
Single highest smell is orange at 19.5%. Even vanilla is 8.5%.
Looking at linoleum makes me wanna have sex.
How high on the scale? If no arousal is 0 and watching pr0n is 100, where does it stand?
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So does waking and sleeping.
How new can this news be, is there's already a pumpkin pie & lavender perfume on sale on EBay?
How the hell do you measure how boneriffic a boner is? Seriously. And does the pie increase sex drive, or are we secretly all harboring a fetish for pie eating? Maybe the secret is men should have sex with pies from now on. I've never tried it, but I do know pumpkin pie is delicious. Or maybe pumpkin pie works for this purpose because it's generally given out during Thanksgiving, which is supposed to be a place of calm, and what not. Or, pie brings happiness. Does pie make you happy? It makes me happy. And does this mean that pies will begin to become prescribed as sex aids?
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You have to grate it yourself at the table, as the essential oils disperse almost immediately.
I'm trying to teach myself to set people on fire with my mind... Is it hot in here?
That’s just my heart pumping harder in anticipation of all the artery-clogging food I’m about to eat. Increased blood flow everywhere... now hands off my junk!
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I've heard of this as early as 15 years ago. Has no one else heard this before?
I'm already getting spam trying to get me to buy pumpkin pie. That didn't take long.
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as well. Not sure where this article came from as i've been buying pumpkin scented candles for a while and getting a lot of "praise" out of them ;)
I read about this pumpkin pie/lavendar thing on the Cosmo website a couple weeks ago. Never thought I'd see the day where Slashdot articles overlap Cosmo ones.
Given this new information, you should never eat pumpkin with your relatives, it may give you the urge to pump-kin.
It sounds to me like this result set is very WEIRD (Western Educated Industrialized Rich and Democratic). Though of course, that bias is actually listed in the OP, as it refers to the question of whether the western desire to stamp out naturally occurring body odors could be a contributing cause to infertility and erectile dysfunction.
There is only one food item that has ever aroused me: cinnamon. Many of my male friends feel the same way about that spice. Perhaps it's the abundance of cinnamon in most pumpkin pie that's the culprit?
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All we need to negate the effects is a Graham Cracker Crust !
said food designed by a Presbyterian minister to suppress unhealthy carnal urges...
But you just gotta have another sigarette
The last thing geeks need to do with their sex drive is increase it. You might as well tell some desert nomads that salty chips will increase their thirst.
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And, even more, they don't find men without any semblance of a sense of humor to be at all attractive...