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A Peek At the National Opt-Out Day Numbers

Yesterday was a big travel day for Americans, and the organizers of National Opt-Out Day hoped to use it to highlight widespread, though not universal, dissatisfaction with stepped-up screening measures in US airports, by encouraging people selected for body screening to insist instead on the pat-down alternative. Reader Willtor writes with a story in the New York Times on the effect of the protest: "'39 people had opted out of the body scans in Atlanta by 5 p.m. In Los Angeles, 113 had. One had opted out in Charlotte, N.C. Boston seemed to have something of a mini-spike, with 300.' This is a tiny fraction of passengers, of course. But when I flew out of Boston this afternoon, they had opened a line that led to a traditional metal detector. When I flew out in June all lines went to the nudie scanners. Is it safe to be optimistic that we have been heard and policies have changed? I am not particularly concerned whether we get credit or whether it is reported that the protest fizzled. But it would be nice to know that some of the more invasive theatrics have become optional." According to its organizers, meanwhile, the opt-out protest was a "rousing success." If you traveled yesterday by air, what was your impression?

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  1. the opt-out protest was a "rousing success." by Fibe-Piper · · Score: 1

    obviously/P

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    1. Re:the opt-out protest was a "rousing success." by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

      AAA numbers...

      In 2000 6+ million traveled by air
      After 2001 it was about 4m. It rebounded to 4.5-5m over next few years.
      2008 you begin the slide down in air travel
      This year is expected to be slightly more than last year, about 1.6m
      Next year??

      so 6+million => 1.6 million slide

      I used to fly frequently (on average standard). Terrorism never would have stopped me. Maybe 10 flights in 2006. And I was good for the airlines. Only 1 small carry on, no luggage, and I even dressed to get through the metal detectors without causing slowdowns. But now, no way. I will not be paying to be treated as if I was in prison. It doesn't make me feel safer to be xrayed and groped.

      I may actually need to travel from Chicago to San Francisco early next year and I'm actually looking at AmTrak. 3 days on a hotel on wheels - sounds better than xrays and molestation...

      BTW: New Hampshire has a motto "Live Free or Die". They should change it. We have created our of prisons and the terrorists are laughing...

    2. Re:the opt-out protest was a "rousing success." by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you have actually read the reports, most of the supposed turkey day protesters have been... 'CHICKENING' OUT! What a bunch of whiny COWards!! Buck buck buck buck buck buck buck!!!

    3. Re:the opt-out protest was a "rousing success." by Gerzel · · Score: 1

      OR...

      Policies could have been changed due to the tremendous load of the biggest travel day of the year that was likely to overtax the new systems to the point that the old systems would be re-opened even without any sort of "protest."

    4. Re:the opt-out protest was a "rousing success." by Gerzel · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Oh BTW since when did Republicans get so weak on national security?

      Seriously, no problem with warrentless wiretaps, starting 2 wars and all that the Bush administration did, but as soon as it's a Democrat then it's invasion of privacy.

    5. Re:the opt-out protest was a "rousing success." by Jah-Wren+Ryel · · Score: 1

      so 6+million => 1.6 million slide/quote?

      Please, p[ease, please, provide a reliable citation for those numbers.
      My google-fu is not strong enough.

      I promise to use the power wisely and email just about everybody I know with them if they are supportable.

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    6. Re:the opt-out protest was a "rousing success." by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

      so 6+million => 1.6 million slide/quote?

      Please, p[ease, please, provide a reliable citation for those numbers.
      My google-fu is not strong enough.

      I promise to use the power wisely and email just about everybody I know with them if they are supportable.

      You ask and I deliver,

      AAA Thanksgiving travel chart

      Let's hope it will be there for a while :)

      I try not to bullshit and pull random stuff out of my ass... Good luck.

    7. Re:the opt-out protest was a "rousing success." by devent · · Score: 2, Informative

      http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/n/a/2010/11/24/state/n000112S70.DTL

      More than 40 million people plan to travel over the Thanksgiving holiday, according to AAA, with more than 1.6 million flying — a 3.5 percent increase from last year.

      And a 75% decrease from 2000, but never mind that.

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    8. Re:the opt-out protest was a "rousing success." by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Anyone think we are in a decade long recession? Anyone think that our Republic is in a general recession as well? New laws that make no sense, new restrictions on personal liberties that aid no safety, new fears of job loss. The only growth industry in the Republic is government and jails.

    9. Re:the opt-out protest was a "rousing success." by sjames · · Score: 1

      That tells the story quite nicely. In spite of increasing gas prices, proportionally more people are opting for automobile and far less travel by air. Air travel over the time period is down 75% while overall travel is only down 12%. Auto travel is UP 2%.

      The airline industry should be threatening to strangle the TSA. They probably would if they didn't have too many skeletons in their closet.

    10. Re:the opt-out protest was a "rousing success." by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      While so far there is no "smoking gun" linking Rep. Mica to the anti-TSA campaign, there is clearly enough evidence to call into question the official version of events as a "spontaneous" outbreak of anti-TSA hysteria carried out by "ordinary guys" that it claims to be. Instead, there is plenty of evidence of a coordinated campaign for purposes that are only just beginning to emerge—a campaign with a profit motive and a political objective. What we should not do is assume that, in the midst of the worst recession in decades, when untold thousands of families are being thrown out of their homes in fraudulent foreclosures, that the biggest most pressing issue facing Americans is the "porn scan" at airports.

    11. Re:the opt-out protest was a "rousing success." by retchdog · · Score: 1

      Is this really where the Left is drawing the line in the sand?

      I guess that when you don't have any effective resistance or solutions to these Big Issues yourself, you are reduced to histrionics about the looming Right Wing conspiracy behind whatever the peasants are concerned about.

      I am on the left, but this stance is ridiculous and painfully counterproductive. If people don't care about or understand the economic crisis, it is our fault; yours and mine. There are plenty of reasons and room to care about both that and the TSA policies.

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    12. Re:the opt-out protest was a "rousing success." by richlv · · Score: 1

      BTW: New Hampshire has a motto "Live Free or Die". They should change it.

      "Live Free or Fly" ?

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  2. Duh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    It was arousing success ;)

  3. The TSA has not changed policy by BadAnalogyGuy · · Score: 5, Insightful

    They are switching to standard metal detectors until the furor dies down, then they will ramp up with the scanning and patting.

    I expect the switch to resume after Thanksgiving when most travelers will be business travelers who can't afford to spend their time protesting.

    Now, if the TSA is right about the necessity of these scanners and enhanced patdowns, this move to temporarily disable the scanners seems like a massive security problem.

    1. Re:The TSA has not changed policy by IICV · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Yup, that's what I've been hearing - that the TSA is shutting down the naked people scanners today, presumably in order to deflate the number of people who opt-out of naked people scanning.

      What I would really like to see is the number of people who went through the naked people scanners, as a percentage of the total number of passengers passing through airports today. If the TSA was purposefully shutting down the naked scanners in order to deflate the number of people who can object to going through them, then that sort of manipulation would show up in such a statistic.

    2. Re:The TSA has not changed policy by Abcd1234 · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Yup, that's what I've been hearing - that the TSA is shutting down the naked people scanners today, presumably in order to deflate the number of people who opt-out of naked people scanning.

      Actually, I strongly suspect it's because, let's face it, the scanners hurt overall passenger throughput, which would make a bad travel day absolutely horrendous.

      Which, of course, is really quite ironic: during a period when you probably want real, functional security procedures the most (ie, when the most people are traveling), the TSA has to ratchet down their policies in order to handle the load...

    3. Re:The TSA has not changed policy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Yeah, I was all set to opt-out on Wednesday but they just sent me through the regular metal detector like they used to before this whole mess started. Opt-out numbers aren't so meaningful if you don't even have the chance to opt-out.

    4. Re:The TSA has not changed policy by BuckaBooBob · · Score: 1

      Actually what would be more effective would be to get everyone to call/email/snail-mail the Airport Administrators and Demand they out-out of the TSA and move to private screening at their local airport as a result of the "Nude" Scanners implemented by the TSA.

      That would likely be alot more successful as fewer people would have a larger impact on the people that can opt-out of the TSA program..

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    5. Re:The TSA has not changed policy by nu1x · · Score: 4, Insightful

      > Which, of course, is really quite ironic: during a period when you probably want real, functional security procedures the most (ie, when > the most people are traveling), the TSA has to ratchet down their policies in order to handle the load...

      Which proves that, the scanners are there not to protect people at the most vulnerable travel day if you would look at it from common sense perspective, but rather, to train the cattle to be more obedient cattle.

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    6. Re:The TSA has not changed policy by fahrbot-bot · · Score: 1

      Now, if the TSA is right about the necessity of these scanners and enhanced pat-downs, this move to temporarily disable the scanners seems like a massive security problem.

      If they were sure they were right, they would never bypass them. The fact that they do indicates that they are not a necessity, just a convenience or scare tactic. Rumor is that the enhanced pat-downs were initiated to "encourage" people into accepting the back-scatter scans.

      I read an article that the TSA is considering software to either distort the back-scatter images or reduce them to stick-figure images, with any anomalies highlighted. If true and implemented, then this should reduce some of the complaints about the scans. If simple stick-figures are shown, then there wouldn't be a need for a monitor in another room for "privacy"; the monitor could be out next to the scanner.

      I can't speak for the overall legal/privacy or radiation concerns, though if the specs are correct, any radiation exposure should be very minimal for the average air traveler.

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    7. Re:The TSA has not changed policy by noidentity · · Score: 1

      Which, of course, is really quite ironic: during a period when you probably want real, functional security procedures the most (ie, when the most people are traveling), the TSA has to ratchet down their policies in order to handle the load...

      Seemingly ironic only if you misunderstand their real purpose.

    8. Re:The TSA has not changed policy by sumdumass · · Score: 1

      Knowing that the scanners were in place probably had just as much effect as if they were used or not.

      If a terrorist knew he couldn't sneak anything past the scanners, they simply wouldn't plan an attack that way other then maybe blowing up the line for the scanners. At this point, it's trivial to use the things or not as it's main function has already been served. Unannounced stoppage of use would have little to no effect on the effectiveness of the scanner or it's supposed abilities or if it's needful or not.

      It's like the speed trap areas. The locals know where the cops hide so it's mainly out of towners who get the speeding tickets there. The locals long ago learned their lessons and whether the cop is present or not in the speed trap, they will mind their speed in that area.

    9. Re:The TSA has not changed policy by wiredlogic · · Score: 1

      I flew through Logan a month ago (before the enhanced pat down policy) and they weren't using the body scanners. I suspect that throughput issues have relegated them to random checks in most airposts.

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    10. Re:The TSA has not changed policy by Ihmhi · · Score: 1

      Hm... well, we did find something useful out, didn't we?

      Make an attempt to organize a large protest against the scanners (and get enough P.R. going), and they shut them down.

      Therefore:

      1) Plan a national opt-out day every month or so on a specific day. Choose a day that's the busiest of the month - most are end of the month holidays like Christmas and Thanksgiving).

      2) The TSA either a) shuts down the scanners on those days or b) leaves them in place, during which loads of people opt out and slow things down.

      3) As this spreads via news and word-of-mouth, people learn what the opt-out days are. If the TSA consistently shuts down the scanners, then people will know that these are the better days to travel. If they don't, then people will avoid traveling on those days.

      4) As time goes by the TSA would come to one of two conclusions depending on the actions taken: either use the scanners and have things slow down horribly, or avoid using them and have things sped up.

      If we followed a plan like this in a year or two we'd be rid of the damn things I imagine.

    11. Re:The TSA has not changed policy by Alex+Zepeda · · Score: 5, Informative

      Let's make one thing very clear: these are not pat downs. What I went through when I traveled last year was a (sloppy) pat down. When the TSA needs to inspect your vagina because you're wearing a non-standard menstruation undergarmet, you've gone well past a pat down. Depending on your interpretation of what rape is, it may be appropriate to call the TSA's actions rape or sexual assault.

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    12. Re:The TSA has not changed policy by dgatwood · · Score: 1

      I read an article that the TSA is considering software to either distort the back-scatter images or reduce them to stick-figure images, with any anomalies highlighted. If true and implemented, then this should reduce some of the complaints about the scans.

      It shouldn't reduce it in the slightest. The mere fact that they are not displaying the information does not mean that they are not collecting it, nor that they are not storing it, nor that they are not sending it elsewhere to be displayed, collected, stored, whatever, nor that some hacker won't crack access to the machines and collect all those scans surreptitiously, nor does it mean that they cannot throw the switch back to showing full body detail after the furor dies down.

      Anyone who accepts a mere software patch as a "solution" is a fool. Software can always be changed. Therefore, nothing protected by software outside your personal control is secure. Therefore, pictures of every single passenger who goes through one of these things are as good as posted on YouTube no matter what they do to the software. It's just a question of how long it takes before it happens. It's almost inevitable that it will eventually happen. It's only a matter of time.

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    13. Re:The TSA has not changed policy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      It's gate rape!

    14. Re:The TSA has not changed policy by tombeard · · Score: 1

      Rumor my ass, they said as much.
      WhenTF did we ever agree that if the government couldn't force us into compliance they were at liberty to humiliate us into compliance? I guess i just missed that discussion.

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    15. Re:The TSA has not changed policy by L4t3r4lu5 · · Score: 1

      Did you read the email? They didn't pull out a pocket torch and go rooting around in her underwear; They performed the same Enhanced search procedure they do on everyone. It's still government sanctioned sexual molestation, but "inspect [her] vagina" they didn't. That's just inflammatory bullshit you added in to troll people.

      Shame on you for lowering the tone and spreading FUD.

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    16. Re:The TSA has not changed policy by MimeticLie · · Score: 2, Insightful

      That's not the impression I got. Since the scanner showed there was something in her pants, they wouldn't need to do a normal pat down; they already know it's there. The quote from the email: "These new scans are so horrible that if you are wearing something unusual (like a piece of cloth on your panties) then you will be subjected to a search where a woman repeatedly has to check your "groin" while another woman watches on (two in my case - they were training in a new girl - awesome)." and the phrase "genital search" from the blog post imply something beyond the normal groping.

    17. Re:The TSA has not changed policy by Reziac · · Score: 1

      Good point, and I think is probably a "better" coercion tool over the long haul. Embarrassment or humiliation will enforce the desired behaviour far more readily than will any other sort of carrot or stick.

      Someone above was complaining that 99% of the people "just don't care" and that's why we're in this shit today. I don't think that's the case; I think it's that 99% of the people don't SEE a reasonable way to avoid both the gov't-sponsored bullshit (like these TSA checkpoints) AND being humiliated. When in doubt, it's usually easier for the average person to put up with the bullshit rather than face the humiliation.

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    18. Re:The TSA has not changed policy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I flew out of ATL Wed. afternoon (fully prep'd to opt out). During the ~20 min I was in line, I only saw *one* passenger pulled out for the scanners. It was a white girl in her mid teens. She did not opt out. So it sure seemed to me that they had dialed back the number of people they pulled out for enhanced screening.

    19. Re:The TSA has not changed policy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's gate rape!

      And if it turns into a real scandal, we can call it gate rape-gate!

  4. Can't opt-out if they don't run the scanners by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Though the TSA denies it, over at Engadget some folks are reporting the scanners aren't being used in some places.

  5. But... by InvisibleSoul · · Score: 1

    Nudie scans are an arousing excess.

  6. The TSA by Christian+Marks · · Score: 1

    is only doing its hand job.

  7. Get used to the Police State... by Frosty+Piss · · Score: 5, Informative

    Not only does the TSA not plan to make any changes in response to the scanner issue, they have said that they would like similar "security" for Amtrak and Greyhound. Next up, searches and scanners at malls. Folks, it's too late. We let them have their way for the pas 9 years or so, and they have grown too strong to stop.

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    1. Re:Get used to the Police State... by H0p313ss · · Score: 4, Insightful

      this is the lesson: never give in, never give in, never, never, never, never-in nothing, great or small, large or petty - never give in except to convictions of honour and good sense. Never yield to force; never yield to the apparently overwhelming might of the enemy.

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    2. Re:Get used to the Police State... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And every time the subject of running kids through these things or the pat downs comes up on the news, they almost always just don't want to talk about it.

      Any parent that forces their kids (anyone less than 18.000 years, who can not consent to this kind of thing) through one of these things should be locked up.

    3. Re:Get used to the Police State... by Peach+Rings · · Score: 1

      It's not like the pat-down stuff is codified in law; it's an administrative thing. I'm not sure the administrator of the TSA can be fired by Obama since he was confirmed by the Senate, but in 2012 a new administrator can be nominated that will be able to stop the new search procedures with a simple signed memo.

    4. Re:Get used to the Police State... by larry+bagina · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Senate confirmation doesn't prevent someone from being fired (cf Andrew Johnson, 17th President. Particularly his impeachment). John Pistole (TSA chief douchebag) or Janet Napolitano (DHS chief cunt) could stop them today. Barack Obama could stop them today (either by telling them to stop, or firing her cottage cheese ass for gross incompetence, or with an executive order).

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    5. Re:Get used to the Police State... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      18 thousand years? That's an old kid.

    6. Re:Get used to the Police State... by Yvan256 · · Score: 4, Funny

      Never give up, never surrender! - Commander Peter Quincy Taggart

    7. Re:Get used to the Police State... by fnj · · Score: 2, Insightful

      On the money. Exactly right. And I think we can see that both political parties have turned against the founding principles of the US. One of them brought us this police state in the form of the nazi-in-clown-suit TSA and DHS, and the other has continued and magnified the policy. We still in possession of our wits DO see the enemy ... and he is ... you know it.

    8. Re:Get used to the Police State... by icebraining · · Score: 4, Funny

      Never give up. Trust your instincts. - Peppy, Star Fox 64

    9. Re:Get used to the Police State... by NoSleepDemon · · Score: 5, Funny

      Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you go - Rick Astley, "Never Gonna Give You Up"

    10. Re:Get used to the Police State... by orlanz · · Score: 1

      He is obviously American, you non-American insensitive clod!

    11. Re:Get used to the Police State... by Frosty+Piss · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Why don't you have some dirty hot sex with me?

      - Pepper, Give It Up

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    12. Re:Get used to the Police State... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      And you know what? Even if those fancy scanners would reduce my risk of being killed by a terrorist from 1 in 10 million, down to 1 in 20 million... That guy with the ostomy pouch whose was doused in his own urine... that 79 year old WW-II vet with the metal hip... the 3 year old crying child being fondled while her mother restrained her...

      I would gladly accept that extra risk to give them a measure of human dignity.

    13. Re:Get used to the Police State... by Inominate · · Score: 5, Insightful

      It's not just too late, there was never anything we could do to prevent this. For every person who cares, there's a hundred people who don't give a shit. For every hundred people who care, there's maybe one who cares enough to do something. It's a lost cause, not because it's been too long, but because the system follows the people. The people are happy to tolerate this shit in order to feel safe.

      Got a problem with the scanners? Care about civil liberties? Guess what? You're a minority that nobody gives a shit about, except much of the country finds your views suspicious. Those of us who care about civil liberties can't compete with the masses who are happy as long as they get theirs.

    14. Re:Get used to the Police State... by Polumna · · Score: 1

      It makes me very, very happy to imagine that you had to actually log in, and type your username, just in order to drop in that quote. Insight and quasi-irony--you win the thread. :)

    15. Re:Get used to the Police State... by sumdumass · · Score: 1

      It's also a problem with using decimal points as a comma which is common in some areas.

      From my perspective, it was written 18 point zero zero zero as in 18 years and no one thousandths of a year old. That's because we use commas to separate counting blocks and decimal points to distinguish between whole and fractional numbers.

    16. Re:Get used to the Police State... by H0p313ss · · Score: 1

      ... and as Frosty Piss clicked the Submit button he suddenly realized that he had succumb to temptation and taken the joke that one step too far. Four months later he regained consciousness on the vomit strewn bathroom floor of a third rate Key West motel struggling to remember how he got there and why the phases "never give up", "trust your instincts" and "hot dirty sex" kept spinning around his muddled brain.

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    17. Re:Get used to the Police State... by H0p313ss · · Score: 2, Informative

      I particularly love it how Winston said it over a month before the U.S. realized there was a war on and that they should be in it.

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    18. Re:Get used to the Police State... by syousef · · Score: 1

      Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you go - Rick Astley, "Never Gonna Give You Up"

      ... never give in except to convictions of honour and good sense.

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    19. Re:Get used to the Police State... by Frosty+Piss · · Score: 3, Funny

      Four months later he regained consciousness on the vomit strewn bathroom floor of a third rate Key West motel struggling to remember how he got there...

      Wait... Damn... Not again. This happened to me last year...

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    20. Re:Get used to the Police State... by nitehawk214 · · Score: 1

      The war we fight is not against powers and principalities – it is against chaos and despair. Greater than the death of flesh is the death of hope, the death of dreams. Against this peril we can never surrender.
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    21. Re:Get used to the Police State... by jimktrains · · Score: 1

      Are those station public or private? Can they put the scanners in private stations?

      Also, private airports don't have to do this BS do they?

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    22. Re:Get used to the Police State... by sjames · · Score: 1

      Well played sir!

    23. Re:Get used to the Police State... by mr100percent · · Score: 1

      I prefer how Captain Picard said it. "We've made too many compromises already, too many retreats. They invade our space, and we fall back. They assimilate entire worlds, and we fall back. Not again. The line must be drawn here! This far and no further! And I will make them pay for what they've done"

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    24. Re:Get used to the Police State... by Cimexus · · Score: 1

      Tis the opposite in many other areas:

      16,200 = Sixteen and two-tenths

      16.200 = Sixteen thousand, two-hundred.

      Of course, it's usually obvious from context which is meant and which system is being used, as you would be writing 16,2 for the first example and omitting the insignificant zeros...

    25. Re:Get used to the Police State... by Joce640k · · Score: 1

      Yep, this is the real reason. Most people will just bend over whenever the government tells them to.

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    26. Re:Get used to the Police State... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      NO! We need to grow some balls and use our heads a little. Prove the point that we NEED these BS scanners. We need a home-brew American terrorist club. Not one whose point is to kill people though. By terrorist I mean less so than the president. Just one that makes a mockery of the system. Lets blow up some shit inside the airports. Lets video passing through the gates backscatter scanners and the pat downs. The whole problem we really have is the the minority who do care need to organise and stop sitting around and bitching. Put your money where your mouth is. If we had a group of home-brew terrorists do something like this it wouldn't be all that risky. No. Because it would be organised and trained by members of the scientific (chemists) and technologists (computer sci/cryptologists/forensics) and the likes. And with a small well trained group of people it would be harder to detect and pick out those involved. Maybe 4 or 5 groups of two people for instance. With a chemist you would know what supplies to buy and/or bring and doing so separately for instance could reduce the ability of security to connect the dots later as to who might have done it. As long as the ingredients were common enough. And when the two people don't know each other and have only passed by in the airport the likelihood of connecting them is slim. Then the technology people can keep the non-technology people from being connected (no cell phones, no non-anonymous communications, etc). And of course. Then we need to get this on video for the publicity is really what matters. By filming a mock version you could also reduce risk and also have high publicity and effect since it really happened and how it happened and show just how bad the security theatre is. Followed with why we need to eliminate the security theater. A bad experiment that has failed not one we need to throw more money at. By throwing numbers at people and explaining that there are a thousand and one ways to put together a bomb without bringing it into the airport you will show we are wasting money on this. And then we could continue to pull off other similar stunts to show just how stupid the security theatre is for other stuff the government has done... followed by ways to FIX it. And also by returning any ill-gotten gains if any.

    27. Re:Get used to the Police State... by LanMan04 · · Score: 1

      that 79 year old WW-II vet with the metal hip
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      79? He would have been 14 years old in 1945. :)

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    28. Re:Get used to the Police State... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ladies and gentlemen, the /.rickroll !!! *rimshot* Exactly what this thread deserves.

    29. Re:Get used to the Police State... by sumdumass · · Score: 1

      Interesting. I didn't realize the comma was switched in those areas too. I guess that makes it a little more difficult then.

    30. Re:Get used to the Police State... by blarkon · · Score: 1

      Churchill is awesome. Without him we wouldn't have the wonderful situation in Iran, Iraq or the Israeli Palestinian conflict. Never, has so much fucking up been caused by so few of noble intent.

    31. Re:Get used to the Police State... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Rick Astley was a wise man, ahead of his time.

  8. Seatac had scanners galore but weren't using them. by Peganthyrus · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I didn't see anyone getting a pat-down, "enhanced" or otherwise. Just the same old shoes-on-the-xray-belt routine as always.

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  9. Entirely predictable. by Oxford_Comma_Lover · · Score: 5, Interesting

    This was entirely predictable. It's not easy to convince people to let other people--strangers of the same gender--touch them intimately as a form of protest.

    It was also predictable that the media would spin it as a failure.

    In fact, it probably helped speed security clearances on one of the busiest travel days of the year, because the TSA planned for a larger disruption. At least, that is what I would do, to be safe, and I'd imagine they did it.

    The major media covers the story by repeating the TSA talking point that the majority of Americans support the scans. They base this on a Washington Post/ABC poll: http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-srv/politics/polls/postpoll_11222010.html?sid=ST2009122902788

    I do think you'd get different numbers if you polled at the airport.

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    1. Re:Entirely predictable. by larry+bagina · · Score: 1

      There was the original CBS poll that showed 80% support. That was before anybody was paying attention (and who knows how they phrased the question). Then the Washington Post/ABC poll with 64% support for the scanners, 48% support for molesting. Zogby has a more recent poll showing even more public opposition (the raw data isn't available but 61% oppose scanning and molesting).

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    2. Re:Entirely predictable. by vux984 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      What I'm seeing in these articles are simply lies.

      A woman says "I took the scanner, because I was even more unfomfortable with the enhanced pat down" and that's spun as supporting scanners. That's a bald faced lie.

      Another woman says "I took the scanner, because I thought if I opted out I would look suspicious, and I just want to get through without a hassle", and that's spun as "not being against scanners"...

      For my part, I'd submit to get onto a plane too. My last flight was part of a $5000 vacation package. If my wife and I are not on the plane, its not like we get the money back. I want to enjoy my vacation, and not watch $5k go up in smoke to make a point at the airport.

      Bottom line, you can't look at how much resistance you actually see at airports. Its a coercive environment, they hold your vacation or business trip, your freedom, and even your dignity over your head. For a lot of people these are "high stakes"... make a fuss and your expensive flight is missed, your relaxing vacation, or family visit, or business meeting is ruined. And instead your in some sort of legal limbo where they can confiscate your stuff, strip search you, delay you indefinitly... Its no wonder that most travellers just want to fade into the background and get to their destination without hassle.

      People don't support for the TSA system. They are terrified of it.

    3. Re:Entirely predictable. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      How was it predictable that the media would spin it as a failure? As far as I can see the general sentiment from the media has been the exact opposite. Many outlets say the public might revolt because of increasingly invasive TSA "security theatre". The reality is that the majority of travelers just don't care.

    4. Re:Entirely predictable. by Super+Dave+Osbourne · · Score: 3, Insightful

      My guess is that the Big Sis and her fun loving civil liberty thefts are laughing all the way to the bank on this one. 1/3 of a billion in sales (at least) for Chertoff and clan as well, kickbacks to governmint officials and the public protestors are seen as a loose bunch of losers that can't organize a real movement. There has to be more than a protest 'day', which is easily skipped. There has to be a civil unrest and protest that lasts months or years for there to be any chance of change. So many that made the 60s and 70s what it was in protesting are old and passing the battle on to a ADHD laden group of kids they pushed out as a 2nd and 3rd generation of wannabees. Seriously, if you want change, folks have to change themselves (literally and figuratively). If you want society to get better, than you had better start by getting better yourselves. Lead by example, and refuse to have your liberties taken/stripped away. Getting naked or in a bathing suit at the airport is a JOKE, that is exactly what the TSA and Big Sis wants you to do, give up your privacy and self respect.

    5. Re:Entirely predictable. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      People don't support for the TSA system. They are terrified of it.

      And now we can all see who the real 'terrorists' are.

    6. Re:Entirely predictable. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What could be a greater success than making the Giant blink. I think we should repeat it on December 24.

      I was one of the thirty or so protesters who hit the Manchester, New Hampshire International Airport, we got great responses to our signs and bullhorned (outdoor) comments. A couple touchy spots with cops, especially when I was greeting TSA agents with "Hey, how ya doin' Chester Molester". They didn't like that, complained to cops, but cops really could not act on the content of my speach. They asked me to tone it down, so I just said "OK" and continued with what I was doing before.

    7. Re:Entirely predictable. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      A woman says "I took the scanner, because I was even more unfomfortable with the enhanced pat down" and that's spun as supporting scanners. That's a bald faced lie.

      Another woman says "I took the scanner, because I thought if I opted out I would look suspicious, and I just want to get through without a hassle", and that's spun as "not being against scanners"...

      QFT.

      It's like saying "I opted to get 5 years in jail for jaywalking instead of 15 years in jail for trespassing".
      Both are completely off the charts constitution killers, but it still makes "5 years for jaywalking" sound better.

      Not only that, but something not included here are the number of people who opted not to fly because of all this bullshit.
      With ePatdowns and NakedScanners on one side and the countless fees airlines are throwing around, it's only a matter of time before we're bailing out the bankrupt airlines again.

    8. Re:Entirely predictable. by Sir_Sri · · Score: 1

      IMO part of the problem is that they positioned the protest wrong. People don't want to screw up time with family to make a protest. If you cause a fuss you may never get where you're going. If they'd set the protest for sunday it would be a protest coming back. And you could always tell your boss you got caught up in the protest, true or not. Going out do you really want to explain to your relatives that you were busy protesting?

      The other thing is people travelling with kids might not want to protest at all. Mostly because the kids will protest the delay, and no one wants to deal with that.

    9. Re:Entirely predictable. by Rik+Rohl · · Score: 2, Insightful

      And if that isn't the very definition of Tyranny, i don't know what is.

    10. Re:Entirely predictable. by dave420 · · Score: 1

      That's not what terrorism is.

    11. Re:Entirely predictable. by random_ID · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Freedom isn't free.

      If Americans want freedom, they will have to stand up and deal with the inconvenience of ruined trips.

      Or buckle and give up their freedom.

    12. Re:Entirely predictable. by u38cg · · Score: 1
      Firstly, always a pleasure to encounter a fellow appreciator of the correct way to punctuate lists. Secondly, I think it was a really bad choice of date. On a heavy travel day, when people are travelling to see family and friends, the last thing they want to do is get involved in more delays, even if they agree with the principle.

      That said, I think the aim was met; security theatre is now a mainstream discussion issue, rather than something us Schneier-reading-subversives mutter darkly about.

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    13. Re:Entirely predictable. by c6gunner · · Score: 2, Informative

      tyranny /trni/ Show Spelled[tir-uh-nee] Show IPA
      –noun,plural-nies.
      1. arbitrary or unrestrained exercise of power; despotic abuse of authority.
      2. the government or rule of a tyrant or absolute ruler.
      3. a state ruled by a tyrant or absolute ruler.
      4. oppressive or unjustly severe government on the part of any ruler.
      5. undue severity or harshness.
      6. a tyrannical act or proceeding.

      YW!

    14. Re:Entirely predictable. by anyGould · · Score: 5, Insightful

      That's not what terrorism is.

      Actually, that's exactly what terrorism is - the calculated use of violence (or the threat of violence) against civilians in order to attain goals that are political or religious or ideological in nature; this is done through intimidation or coercion or instilling fear

      Or in simpler terms, they make you do what they want, because you're afraid of what will happen if you don't.

    15. Re:Entirely predictable. by anyGould · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Agreed - advertising a single "boycott day" sounds great on paper, but it makes it easy to control and spin.

      This needs to be an "everyday" thing - "don't be an exhibitionist - avoid the scanners"

    16. Re:Entirely predictable. by cetialphav · · Score: 4, Interesting

      IMO part of the problem is that they positioned the protest wrong.

      Actually, I think they did a pretty good job with this. This protest generated a lot of news stories about these scanners and that is a good thing. Without this protest, any stories about scanners would be filled with quotes from TSA officials about how much this makes us safe and their would be no counterpoint to this. The threat of a great disturbance on the busiest travel day of the year drove lots of stories with people that are critical of the scanners. It also forced the TSA to answer these criticisms in a highly publicized way. The press seems to sense that the TSA arguments seem week and this has led the press to be more skeptical of TSA claims. These are all good things.

      Now whether this momentum will continue remains to be seen. I'm not too worried about the number of opt-out's for this day because there are tons of people who would be willing to protest, but happened to not be traveling on protest day. But if it gets into people's heads that it is okay to skip the scanner, then we will see a longer term trend of opt-outs and that will greatly undermine the TSA's position. It is going to take a long, concerted effort to inject some sanity into the TSA.

    17. Re:Entirely predictable. by itwerx · · Score: 1

      Even better would be to conduct polls of travelers at airports all over the country and see what the real statistics are.

    18. Re:Entirely predictable. by syousef · · Score: 1

      This was entirely predictable. It's not easy to convince people to let other people--strangers of the same gender--touch them intimately as a form of protest.

      So you're saying it should have been billed as entertainment instead? It's not my thing but I hear a significant portion of the population swings that way.

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    19. Re:Entirely predictable. by dgatwood · · Score: 1

      Not at all true. The majority of travelers care. They just have a choice between two wholly unacceptable alternatives, and the majority decided that somebody seeing them naked was slightly less objectionable than getting groped. That's NOT the same thing as not caring.

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    20. Re:Entirely predictable. by Cimexus · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Mod parent up...this is exactly right.

      I'm not an American, but my wife is. I therefore enter the US to visit family on a regular basis ... over 20 visits in the last decade. The first time I visited was in 2001, prior to 9/11. The change I have seen in US airports in that time is stunning.

      I put up with the slower, more detailed bag x-rays. I put up with the taking your shoes off crap (that you don't have to do in any other country). I put up with the dudes at the immigration desk becoming far more threatening and suspicious and just downright rude.

      I ... reluctantly ... put up with the fact that they took first one, then two, and now ALL TEN of my fingerprints on every entry. To put this in perspective, in my country, fingerprints are not used as a form of ID as they seem to be in the US. The only people who have their fingerprints recorded are criminals. So the only people on earth who have a record of my fingerprints are a FOREIGN government (not even my own government has them). Does that seem ridiculous to anyone else? But I digress...

      But this year when I entered I had to go through the damn nudie scanners. Now I realised I could opt out, and I did. But as a foreigner, they really gave me the once over. Now let me clarify here - I'm Australian - I speak English, I'm white, I have no criminal record, and I in no way would be considered a 'high risk' profile. But they made it very clear that they didn't want scary foreigners like me opting out of the scanning. And frankly, next trip, I will just go through the damn scanner. The alternative took ten times longer and was far more invasive and left me with a bad impression of the US as a whole. I thought the fingerprinting was the final straw for me but no, this is ridiculous.

      So yes, the TSA is terrifying. They make the alternatives to the scanner very unattractive due to the lost time and increased questioning. So people 'preferring the scanner' is not because the like the idea. It's just the lesser of two evils.

      It's a real shame - I love visiting the US. For all it's flaws it's a fascinating country. But GETTING there is such an awful experience that I would never do it if not for the fact I have family there. The American tourism industry must REALLY be hurting, because everyone I talk to here says "oh I'd love to go to the US, but all that security and fingerprinting ... no thanks". They all go to Europe or Asia instead.

    21. Re:Entirely predictable. by KarlIsNotMyName · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I'm in pretty much the exact same situation myself. My wife's family is over in the states, and that's the only reason I don't just say "fuck this shit" and abandon the US forever. I've felt like a criminal suspect every time I've entered the land of the free, and it only gets worse.

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    22. Re:Entirely predictable. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm sorry but after that why is there going to be a next time? If it was me then the family would be visiting my country even if I had to pay their fares.

    23. Re:Entirely predictable. by fl_litig8r · · Score: 1

      Freedom isn't free.

      Nope. It costs a $1.05.

    24. Re:Entirely predictable. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      THIS IS WHY YOU ARE FINGERPRINTED AND WHY YOU ARE STRIP SEARCHED AND WHY YOU ARE PATTED DOWN!!@ you have to stop putting up with it. Take it like a man and put up with the burden. When it is a hassle for you it is a hassle for them. It doesn't just waste your time. It wastes multiple other peoples time. AND there are allot more of us then of them. We just need more of us wasting more of there time. They can't do it to everybody or the system wouldn't work.

    25. Re:Entirely predictable. by L4t3r4lu5 · · Score: 1

      The first mistake you made was booking a $5k holiday which involved flying somewhere.

      Vote with your wallet.

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    26. Re:Entirely predictable. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I put up with the slower, more detailed bag x-rays. I put up with the taking your shoes off crap (that you don't have to do in any other country).

      I had to take my shoes off to go from Southampton to Edinburgh (England to Scotland) and I had to do the whole shoes-off rigmarole.

    27. Re:Entirely predictable. by Cimexus · · Score: 1

      Mostly cause we get 20 days leave a year (legal minimum permitted here) but most of my American side of the family get half of that, if they're lucky. So we can visit them longer than they can visit us. So yeah, there'll be plenty of next times. Yay!

    28. Re:Entirely predictable. by imcdona · · Score: 1

      And frankly, next trip, I will just go through the damn scanner.

      I beg you to reconsider, if not for you, than do it for me.

    29. Re:Entirely predictable. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're right, terrorists don't get legal protection. Tyrants it is then.

    30. Re:Entirely predictable. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Did YOU spend $5000 on a vacation trip, and decide that it's best if you miss the plane because you're being a dick?

      If you were not in a position to choose between "Take my already paid-for vacation" and "lose my $5000 vacation to make a point", then shut the fuck up.

    31. Re:Entirely predictable. by vux984 · · Score: 1

      Not even that.

      They aren't choosing the scanners because its less objectionable. They are choosing the scanners because its the path of least resistance.

      They have to actively select the pat down, and in a lot of peoples minds they are (rightly!) self selecting themselves as 'troublemaker' / 'protestor' / 'suspicious'... and basically painting a red flag saying "single me out for some harrassment please".

      People are just going along with whatever the TSA directs them at because, above everything else, they don't want to be noticed.

      For example, if the enhanced pat downs were the default, and you could ask for the x-ray scanner. Nearly everyone would take the enhanced pat downs... asking for the scanner would be 'single me out for special attention' method... and nobody wants that.

    32. Re:Entirely predictable. by Reziac · · Score: 1

      "Or in simpler terms, they make you do what they want, because you're afraid of what will happen if you don't."

      I don't disagree, but it points out that we've been at the mercy of our own "domestic terrorists" for a long time: the IRS, Zoning/Code Enforcement, and a host of other coercive agencies which hold disproportonate power over our lives, because either we knuckle under, or they'll make our lives hell.

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    33. Re:Entirely predictable. by Cimexus · · Score: 1

      Ah interesting. So ok, maybe not 'any' other country. But I travel fairly widely for work and haven't had to do it outside of the US (although

      Admittedly I haven't flown in the UK since around 2006. So it seems something has changed there. But as of now, they certainly don't make you do it in any of Asia, Australia, NZ etc.

  10. Not in NC by TheUnknownOne · · Score: 2, Informative

    My cousin traveled up from North Carolina, said there were no pat downs, or scanners. (He said he saw the scanners, but they weren't using them)

  11. Well played, TSA, well played by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    It's hard to opt-out if the thing you're opting out of is roped off and not used.

    This was a brilliant move by an organization that is not known for its brilliance, ever. Somebody at the TSA is sipping champagne and laughing today at pulling the rug out from underneath the protesters' feet.

    The scanners will be back online within days, and then it will be more of the same from the gestapo. But the protest? FAIL. All of the mainstream stories show this to be a non-issue, and now the "protest" numbers back this up in the TSA's world of spin. We got played.

    Comply citizen.

    1. Re:Well played, TSA, well played by Apuleius · · Score: 5, Interesting

      By turning the scanners off, they tacitly admitted that the public's discontent is a bigger issue than Al Qaeda.

      Now we just have to make them say it outright.

    2. Re:Well played, TSA, well played by Khith · · Score: 1

      They knew about the protest beforehand and took these measures to make it seem like it failed, yet the outcome was good, for a single day. It'd be nice if we could go back to regular screenings like on the 24th. Why don't we just make EVERY day an opt-out day?

    3. Re:Well played, TSA, well played by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Actually, no.

      Sarcasm on

      Since there were no terrorist attacks or attempts yesterday, it proves that the TSA was 100% correct when they, in their professional judgment, reduced the AIT scanner usage for this one particular day. This was likely due to the TSA's evaluation of the security threat intelligence and coordination with three letter acronym agencies. You will be provided no proof of anything of course.

      But, the proof of the infallibility and inviolability of the TSA's judgment is clear: no attacks, so they made the right choice for the safety of the traveling public.

      However, that judgment is likely to change when the personal travelers get back home after this holiday and business travelers (who are in NO position to raise much of a protest due to their own professional commitments and obligations) return to the air next week. That will coincide, coincidentally, with the TSA's determination that AIT scanners are once again needed 24x7. Just a coincidence, citizen, mind you. Nothing to see here.

      Sarcasm off.

      You can't prove ANY of the above is false. So, according to game theory, you/we lose.

    4. Re:Well played, TSA, well played by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Also, one other thing:

      I believe that if there is another threat of a planned boycott, many airports will work to change the configuration of their security areas such that there will be a separate roped off line for opt-outers (parallel if you will, to the normal lines).

      At first, you and everyone else will get in the "normal" lines. However, when you get the the AIT and opt out, the TSA agent will point toward this isolated line that stretches for a hundred yards or so, with a single TSA agent at its head giving handjobs and pat downs as slowly as he/she wants, and ask you once again whether you want to opt out. If you do, they direct you to that line where you will languish with the other opt-outers, not delaying in any way those who "comply"

      Perfect solution in the TSA's eyes.

      Wait for it, it will happen if this continues.

      Comply citizen.

    5. Re:Well played, TSA, well played by Spazmania · · Score: 1

      I'm flying to Florida soon to visit my mother. My plan is to avoid the new scanners.

      If I can't, my fallback plan includes opting out. I haven't settled on the details yet, but here's several possibilities I'm considering:

      1. Wear an athletic cup.

      2. Upon hearing the description of the process, proclaim: "I'm willing to consent to the pat down, but not by you. I insist my screening be performed by an attractive young woman." I might also offer phrases like, "No man shall touch my junk," "I'm sorry but I think you're a pervert. I will only consent to be touched by someone who is not a pervert," and "If I must consent to a groping by a prostitute, I insist that my assailant be female."

      3. Upon hearing the description of the process, proclaim: "Before you screen me, I insist that you demonstrate the process by having another agent perform it on you. Once observed to my satisfaction, I will consent to you performing the identical procedure on me." Quotes might include: "I understand your reluctance to undergo a groping but as the saying goes, do unto others as you would have them do unto you." "For your pay this day, our government has required you to join the oldest profession in the world, and for that I pity you. Yet I have no sympathy for your choices. You can quit this job, quit prostituting yourself, any time you want to. You can quit right now."

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    6. Re:Well played, TSA, well played by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      An athletic cup will require them witness you removing it from yourself to verify you don't have banned items secreted behind it. This will be performed by you in their visual observation (to make sure you don't ditch any prohibited items) in a private room. You won't be happy with that outcome.

      You are not entitled to choose the agent of your choice, and certainly not the sex of the agent. Male pat downs are only performed by males (and likewise females on females). There is no room for negotiation here. After entering the secure area, you must consent or be subject to an $11,000 fine.

      You are not entitled to make the TSA agents perform whatever dance you want prior to your consent. They will not demonstrate the pat down on each other per your request. They will listen to whatever grandstanding and speeches you want to give, up to a limit. After that, it is consent to the screening or $11,000 fine.

    7. Re:Well played, TSA, well played by Spazmania · · Score: 1

      I expect you're right about point 1. I'm prepared, financially and mentally, to contest points 2 and 3 in court.

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    8. Re:Well played, TSA, well played by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You'll have as much luck getting the RIAA to admit that free downloading actually helps sales. Which it does. And they know it. But good luck getting them to admit it.

  12. No Problems -- I guess I'm a sheep... by dlenmn · · Score: 2, Insightful

    If you traveled yesterday by air, what was your impression?

    I flew out of Milwaukee, WI, got through security in only a few minutes, and the TSA people were very nice.

    I guess that makes me a sheep for bending to the will of the government that's hellbent on making me in to a slave. Or something.

    1. Re:No Problems -- I guess I'm a sheep... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't worry, NAKED PICTURES of you ARE definitely not being STORED intentionally or accidentally BY THE GOVERNMENT.

      "Land of the free" my groped ass...

    2. Re:No Problems -- I guess I'm a sheep... by Zero__Kelvin · · Score: 1

      "I flew out of Milwaukee, WI, got through security in only a few minutes, and the TSA people were very nice."

      Don't you find that people are usually nice to you when they are grabbing your vagina?

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    3. Re:No Problems -- I guess I'm a sheep... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because everyone knows that the government is just dying to get their hands on naked pictures of you. You know, for security reasons.

      We should oppose the scanners not because of perceived civil liberties violation, but because they are just not an effective security measure, cost a great deal of money, and don't significantly improve the overall threat from an attack by a criminal and/or terrorist. The only value I see is that they make some people feel more secure when they fly.

      The whole thing is really quite silly.

    4. Re:No Problems -- I guess I'm a sheep... by Dues · · Score: 1

      My wife went through the same airport (Mitchel Intl.) on Monday. She informed TSA agent was pregnant, so they insisted she go through the "safe" AIT scanner, where her family walked on through the regular metal detectors.

    5. Re:No Problems -- I guess I'm a sheep... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I know this may come as a shock, but your situation isn't everyone's situation.

      You are fine with being photographed nude by an untested radiation emitting machine. I actually am, too.
      You are fine with a man touching your balls to make sure you aren't bringing any dangerous objects on to a plane. I actually am, too.

      However, can you not see that SOMEONE might object to this? I mean, there are plenty of reasons people would want to avoid both of these things.

      It isn't necessary, it makes no one safer, it is only in place because of corruption, and it is expensive to implement and maintain.

      I see no reasonable arguments for it, and plenty against it. As a result, sure, I think it makes sense to protest it.

    6. Re:No Problems -- I guess I'm a sheep... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not sure how you extrapolate all that but anywho...

      Good news for me and the family- New Orleans let us thru with my 20months old's juice and water supply intact. We didnt even bother with the whole put your liquids in a ziplock placed in a grey bin. Just sent the fully loaded diaper bag thru and planned on a search. The TSA agent did pull the bag for inspection but then asked us if it was for baby; upon affirmation we were told here you go- have a good day! This was a FIRST from the TSA; we've had to throw out everything liquid n the past.

      Backscatter was running but only for curvy woman of African American heritage from yesterday's experience. ...And yes no problems now will make you a better sheep later just wait till the current uproar dies down and the bra-bomber, sock, fill in the blank attempts something.

    7. Re:No Problems -- I guess I'm a sheep... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      and if you don't object to this... Whats next?

  13. MDW/ORD/CLT: No Scans (mostly) by PvtVoid · · Score: 1

    I'm sitting in the Charlotte, NC departure lounge right now. They had a few people going through the backscatter machines at ORD, but shut them down while I was in line and sent everybody through the magnetometers instead. Pretty clearly, the TSA backed off on universal body-scanning for the holiday.

    Funniest thing I saw in Chicago was the guy in front of me trying to opt-out of the metal detector, and get a pat-down instead. He was a little confused.

  14. It's worse. by toby · · Score: 5, Informative

    Read this.

    Opt-outers (presumably of any TSA procedure on any mode of transport) are tagged "domestic extremists" whose data will be referred to the Extremism and Radicalization Branch, Homeland Environment Threat Analysis Division.

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    1. Re:It's worse. by nu1x · · Score: 1

      Woohoo ! You did it America !

      You "voted" yourself into a shoebox !

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    2. Re:It's worse. by fnj · · Score: 3, Interesting

      OK, the thugs in charge of the US want to create an estranged and disenfranchised domestic enemy for some strategic purpose. They will get it. I just hope it surprises them, exceeds their plans, takes them by the throat, strangles them all and kicks the gang of thugs into the sewer where they belong.

    3. Re:It's worse. by ColdWetDog · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Read this.

      Opt-outers (presumably of any TSA procedure on any mode of transport) are tagged "domestic extremists" whose data will be referred to the Extremism and Radicalization Branch, Homeland Environment Threat Analysis Division.

      Your source is a blog of a blog of an un-named source that doesn't show anyone the putative memo. No pdf of the thing at all. For all we know, it's a bunch of electrons made up by somebody with an axe to grind.

      A few seconds wandering around the Internet will yield hundreds if not thousands of similar posts about similar horrible things with about the same degree of provenance.

      Tape the foil on tighter if you like, I'm going for the turkey.

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    4. Re:It's worse. by Frosty+Piss · · Score: 2, Funny

      Tape the foil on tighter if you like, I'm going for the turkey.

      They got to you, didn't they? How much did they pay you? Are they holding your family?

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    5. Re:It's worse. by ColdWetDog · · Score: 3, Funny

      Like I said, I'm going for the turkey. If they're holding my family all I can say is that it sucks to be them....

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    6. Re:It's worse. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Note, this is an academic observation- this gentleman appears to meet his own criteria for domestic terrorist:

      a) DOMESTIC TERRORISM DEFINED- Section 2331 of title 18, United States Code, is amended–
      ‘(5) the term `domestic terrorism’ means activities that–
      ‘(B) appear to be intended–
      ‘(i) to intimidate or coerce a civilian population ==

      So we can't exercise our rights to peacefully object to a government policy without being blackballed and thrown on a punitive list? Sounds like intimidation and coercion to me.

      But again, a PURELY academic observation.

    7. Re:It's worse. by fast+turtle · · Score: 0, Redundant

      As a Nudist I have the perfect answer to everyone. It's called Strip!! That's right take em off citizen. You aren't authorized to wear clothing on this flight. For those who aren't citizens, Step up and we'll place you in a nice straight jacket for your flight after we stip you of all clothing and your dignity.

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    8. Re:It's worse. by coaxial · · Score: 1

      And will they then be led off to UN manned FEMA death camps? Seriously, your hot secret info is from a conspiracy website (It even links to Alex Jones.), followed by a link to a site where the author complains that people that are motivated by a magic invisible sky friend to use violence and intimidation to promote political beliefs he shares, are being (rightfully) lumped into the same category as others that are motivated by a different (and from his view, and entirely unbelievable) magic invisible sky friend use violence and intimidation to promote political beliefs he does not share.

      What the hell man? What the hell?

    9. Re:It's worse. by cffrost · · Score: 1

      Tape the foil on tighter if you like, I'm going for the turkey.

      So you're posting from a bowling alley, with two strikes in a row... Good luck on your turkey! =)

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  15. Did it bring air travel to a screeching halt? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Insightful

    No?

    Then it failed.

    1. Re:Did it bring air travel to a screeching halt? by Abstrackt · · Score: 2, Insightful

      It drew worldwide attention to growing concerns about a real problem, I don't see how that's a failure.

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    2. Re:Did it bring air travel to a screeching halt? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If by "worldwide attention" you mean "an article on Slashdot with 45 comments on it and the odd mention elsewhere", yes.

      It's on http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world/us_and_canada/ in the "also news" 1-liners just above John Travolta's new kiddie. Nothing on the (UK) Telegraph's USA news site, nor the Sydney Morning Herald. It is on the (Jo'burg) Mail and Guardian "world news" site but as the second-last story. Basically, no-one much cares.

    3. Re:Did it bring air travel to a screeching halt? by sjames · · Score: 1

      The scanners were shut down to keep people from opting out. The gate rape was also skipped. Solid proof that if enough citizens even look like they MIGHT have a spine, the TSA can be forced to crawl back under it's rock.

  16. Nude-o-scopes were off at MCO by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Roped off and not in use--apparently the TSA wanted to minimize the protest from the inexperienced travelers and make NOOD look like a fizzle.

  17. Mine is: by fyngyrz · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I've completely opted out of flying commercially since 2001. That's a protest that allows me to vote with my wallet. It has transferred tens of thousands of dollars away from the airlines, and I expect that trend to continue. In the interim, I've very much enjoyed driving about the nation, traveled internationally via cruise ship (though that is now beginning to suffer similar indignities as commercial passenger service), and learned that "luxury" train travel in the US appears to be something descended from Torquemada's collection of techniques.

    The first car ride I took (that I can recall) was in 1959; like many American males, I've had a vibrant interest in cars since very early on. I've owned quite a number of them across the years. From that perspective, most of today's vehicles are amazingly well made, comfortable, handle extremely well, and are stupendously reliable - truly a joy for me to drive. That, combined with a lifelong passion for photography, and I have to say driving is something I've happily rediscovered over the last decade. Occasionally I rent a higher end vehicle that I would not normally have the opportunity to drive for a cross-country run; I can't even begin to tell you how much fun that can be if you actually enjoy driving. Large portions of the American west, particularly around the Rockies, still offer driving challenges worth taking on... it gets considerably more tedious, road-wise, as you get closer to the coasts (55 in what is essentially a supercar is kind of annoying), but on the other hand, the photo ops become quite numerous, so I sort of change objectives as I go.

    I would suggest that if driving is an option you can consider, this is a much more effective -- and fun -- way to protest the approach taken by the government and the airlines. Like it or not, money is the longest, strongest lever you can apply in this society. Writing "TSA sucks" on yourself or going to the checkpoint in a kilt, sans underwear... these things don't really accomplish much, other than get you your ten minutes of infamy.

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    1. Re:Mine is: by del_diablo · · Score: 0, Troll

      Number and statistics is a sad thing,
      You are no longer flying, and thus you think you are voting with your wallet.
      Here is the problem: There are millions more people, 1 lost ticket won't affect profit, and the people who should have dropped it in protest fly so regularely and are so addicted on the issue that they won't consider it.
      By all means, vote with your wallet, but please be aware that it won't mean anytthing.

    2. Re:Mine is: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I guess you don't vote in elections then, because your single vote is insignificant, right?

    3. Re:Mine is: by Capt.DrumkenBum · · Score: 2, Insightful

      At the moment you can drive anywhere you like without being hassled by the TSA. Rest assured that they will get to you sooner or later. The USA is about 1/4 way down a slippery slope and picking up speed.

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    4. Re:Mine is: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Voting isn't about controlling other people. It's about making your opinion known.

      A single vote almost never makes a difference. But to say "Fuck it, I'll just give in," because your single vote isn't making a difference is to totally miss the point.

    5. Re:Mine is: by Concerned+Onlooker · · Score: 1

      Then you don't understand how a trend gets started. The first people to do something are usually told that they are pissing in the wind. Ideas catch on, more people vote with their money and things can change.

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    6. Re:Mine is: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      O'Rly?

      http://tucsoncitizen.com/view-from-baja-arizona/2010/05/16/guide-to-border-patrol-checkpoints/
      https://www.checkpointusa.org/blog/index.php/2008/07/04/p94

    7. Re:Mine is: by del_diablo · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      I disagree with your interprention of my comment.
      Voting is about controlling people, otherwise there would not exist a good reason to vote, it is just that it happens from the viewpoint of the partial hivemind we call society. You vote for X, somebody else for Y, and the rest of the sheeps vote for Z.
      And if we really want to compare it with voting, does there exist a air company flying internally in US that has no checks except generic metal detector? In politics you would make your useless party, recruit and spread your opinion, and thus then actually making the voting process worth it(and no, its not worth it).
      If there does not exist that, then there is nothing to vote on, and nothing to gain by sitting home, unless you use a different enterprise within commercial transportation.
      And.... does there exist a option from getting from A to B within relatively short time C? Trains are to slow, cars are to slow, the only option is airtraffic, unless you ignore time. If you ignore time, you will face a entire new bunch of conditions, which may conflict with your demand and needs.

      ~Nordicfag

    8. Re:Mine is: by 0100010001010011 · · Score: 1

      Sadly, the Airlines will be deemed 'too big to fail' and you'll end up paying for it anyway.

    9. Re:Mine is: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      By all means, give up without trying! Then we can be assured the numbers wont change! :p

    10. Re:Mine is: by trentblase · · Score: 4, Insightful

      You are voting with your wallet, but did you make your reasons known? It may seem idiotic, but I'm sure someone at an airline is looking at the numbers and saying "people aren't flying anymore, it must be because they DON'T FEEL SAFE... we must make them feel safer by launching operation anal cavity probe!"

    11. Re:Mine is: by c6gunner · · Score: 2, Interesting

      It's not the airlines that are pushing for this shit. They can do trend-analysis just fine, too. If their numbers suddenly take a nosedive after the implementation of operation anal probe, you can bet your sphincter that they'll figure out the cause real fast.

    12. Re:Mine is: by talkingpie · · Score: 1

      There are so many excellent arguments against democracy and why the notion of 'the people at the helm' does not work well. It's a shame to see someone attack the whole thing with so unsubstantial an argument.

    13. Re:Mine is: by marcello_dl · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I personally have my boycott list yet I expect no change: the economy is a real thing only for small fish. Big players decide how much money to put in circulation; airlines, coaches, all depend on the same banking cartel.

      You go against "them" when you regain some independence (growing your own food is a disobedience act) Note that independence is different from individualism: e.g. a big family is always more independent than the same members living on their own.
      You go against them when you live unaffected by greed for the money and associated power and instead follow your conscience and a moral system (one that *you* chose, because zeitgeist = culture filtered by propaganda).

      If big players exert control through a system, they want it to be the only universally effective one. They might pit all alternative moral systems against each other until people gets hurt, push the idea that religion and cultural difference is an obstacle to peace (in this context, atheism is like religion whenever it involves activism, organization, moral choice...).

      Winning battles against these people is next to impossible, but since powerful people won't ever be satisfied and require more control on all aspects of life, you win the war simply acknowledging the situation and, no matter what the circumstances may force you to do, recalling you have a conscience.

      So by all means, go on as much as you can, but do not call it voting with the wallet, call it being a man.

      PS. even more OT, but since I condensed my theory of everything I can spare a paragraph.
      The desire for control is exemplified very well in the last words of Orwell's 1984- Big brother wins when it forcefully obtains Winston's love. Christians may recall the devil asks Jesus to adore him in exchange for power. Envious of God, he mirrors, perverting it, the universal love. Aptly, Latin term for "a bad person" is "captivus", prisoner.
       

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    14. Re:Mine is: by Christian+Marks · · Score: 1

      I've completely opted out of flying commercially since 2001. That's a protest that allows me to vote with my wallet. It has transferred tens of thousands of dollars away from the airlines, and I expect that trend to continue.

      Same here, only in my case it's more of a conscious effort than a behavioral trend that I happen to be monitoring.

    15. Re:Mine is: by mug+funky · · Score: 1

      countries with compulsory voting deliver similar results.

      the result will be random due to apathy, not so much participation. you only need a million or so to get well above the noise floor considering the election will usually only go one of 2 ways.

      when people are forced to vote, they do stupid things like the "donkey vote" where you just number your ballot "1,2,3,4" with no regard to who or what you're voting for.

      though i'm all for drawing penises all over the ballot paper (in fact, i might just do that next time)

    16. Re:Mine is: by mug+funky · · Score: 1

      omg, state election tomorrow and i didn't even notice.

      i'm so drawing penises on my ballot.

    17. Re:Mine is: by martinX · · Score: 2, Insightful

      True but there can come a point in an individual's life when they feel they can no longer participate in something for their own reasons, even if they know 99.999% of people don't care about their "protest".

      They feel better about what they are doing and why they are doing it but don't feel the need to create converts by standing on a street corner telling everyone about it. Or taking over a TV station.

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    18. Re:Mine is: by Ken_g6 · · Score: 2

      ..."luxury" train travel in the US appears to be something descended from Torquemada's collection of techniques.

      Sorry, you lost me here. And there are too many Torquemadas for me to figure it out with Wikipedia.

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    19. Re:Mine is: by Nursie · · Score: 1

      The basic fact that most people are morons?

      Yeah, that's the one that irks me.

    20. Re:Mine is: by Cederic · · Score: 2

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tom%C3%A1s_de_Torquemada

      The wikipedia page mentions his reputation for fanatical zeal and mentions his role in the Spanish Inquisition; he's a bit of a "public face of the worse excesses of the inquisition". No idea whether that's justified or not but frankly he's been dead for half a millenia so I'm not too fussed.

    21. Re:Mine is: by Pseudonym · · Score: 1

      On the other hand, driving is environmentally irresponsible compared to mass transit.

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    22. Re:Mine is: by Black+Gold+Alchemist · · Score: 2, Informative

      BZZZT. Depends on the power source of the transit and the car. Gas/Diesel is virtually the same. Electric is always better than gas and diesel. But an electric car is better than an electric train.

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    23. Re:Mine is: by jvonk · · Score: 1

      Amen. I actually opted-out after the TSA was implemented. I flew without concern in October 2001 (ie. while the National Guard was still deployed at ORD with assault rifles), but I immediately ceased when I read that the TSA was deployed.

      However, I am very disturbed that the right of free travel within the country is becoming very circumscribed. Most people in the US consider driving a privilege extended to them by the State rather than a fundamental right. Walking isn't really a viable option for travel, and it isn't much of a stretch to imagine federal travel restrictions similar to air travel for those people who choose to take a bus.

      Even though I am a natural-born US citizen, I can envision the day where I will find myself forced, on principle, to "opt-out" of the US entirely and expatriate.

    24. Re:Mine is: by thePowerOfGrayskull · · Score: 1
      I don't fly either, when I have a choice. This too has cost hte airline many thousands of dollars. Where there is one person doing this, there are two. And where there are two, it is not a stretch to say there are many.

      Look at the year over year numbers - fewer people have been flying since 2006. The visible signs of the economic depression didn't start until 2007/2008 - so that's not the only reason for the reduced numbers. Do you really think the loss of millions of flliers annually has nothing to do with the ever-increasing ridiculousness of TSA requirements?

      By all means, vote with your wallet, but please be aware that it won't mean anytthing.

      You can continue to vote with your wallet by paying to have your privacy (and potentially your dignity) taken away - while those of us who vote in the other direction continue to quietly accumulate in cost to the airlines.

    25. Re:Mine is: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How do you travel around the world then?

      Oh right. American, you never do.

    26. Re:Mine is: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As an American, we'd probably get even worse treatment every time we tried to fly after traveling the world. Then they'd really be scared that we are terrorists. But if we just sit here in "safety", then surely, there's a lot less chance of us being a terrorist.

      Sadly, there's probably a little bit of truth to that... the US government is going too far. Unfortunately, the only thing some people are even remotely happy with is just letting anyone hop on a plane with no idea of if they could be holding a concealed weapon or bomb of any kind.

    27. Re:Mine is: by L4t3r4lu5 · · Score: 1

      In 99.999% of cases, the amount of people who don't care about your protest is a lot less than 99.999%. They've just never met each other.

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    28. Re:Mine is: by L4t3r4lu5 · · Score: 1

      People submit to searches at an airport because they're leaving / entering the country, which is where the TSA's authority is. They also have no choice, as they're corralled into tight queues like sheep, and there are numerous other TSA agents, and other agencies, on the end of a walkie talkie.

      I'd like to see someone deploy a naked body scanner on a road crossing a state boundary; It's really hard to stop a car doing 65MPH, unless the driver wants it to stop.

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    29. Re:Mine is: by L4t3r4lu5 · · Score: 1

      That all of the people who were buying tickets previously, but not any more, have something to hide?

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    30. Re:Mine is: by L4t3r4lu5 · · Score: 1

      Write to them before every business trip.

      "Dear Sir or Madam, I'm writing to inform you of my travel plans between $DateX and $DateY. This trip would have previously required that I make the journey by plane, but I am unwilling to subject myself to the indignity of the current 'security' procedures in place being deployed at airports, namely the Millimetre Wave and X-Ray Backscatter body scanners ("Naked body scanners") and the Enhanced patdown procedure (quoted by many as government-sanctioned sexual molestation). I will therefore be making the journey by other means, and my business expenses will go to other competing services.

      The ticket price for the journey I would have made by plane is $xxxx.xx This is a direct loss of earnings for your company. Until these invasive and unconstitutional measures are rained in, and sane policies regarding air travel security are enacted, you will continue to lose my business, in both a professional and leisure capacity.

      Running total of business lost for this year: $xxxxx.xx

      Yours faithfully."

      Until they know why you don't fly, they'll just assume you're too poor / don't want to and write it off as "current economic climate" or some other crap.

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    31. Re:Mine is: by berberine · · Score: 1

      At the moment you can drive anywhere you like without being hassled by the TSA. Rest assured that they will get to you sooner or later. The USA is about 1/4 way down a slippery slope and picking up speed.

      Explain to me how I can drive to England then. I have to attend my brother-in-law's wedding in 2012. If you can get back to me before then, let me know because I don't see any bridges over the Bering Sea yet. Driving for two days just to get to a port to take a boat to England isn't practical either when I only have a few days for vacation.

    32. Re:Mine is: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You pedantic fucking nerd. Sometimes information is implied rather than explicitly stated. He didn't mean you can drive to england, or even off-road wherever you want. You'd know that if you took your ass burger meds once and a while.

    33. Re:Mine is: by Yer+Mom · · Score: 2

      You really should have expected the Spanish Inquisition.

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    34. Re:Mine is: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Some of us live in areas where it really *doesn't* matter what we vote, or if we do at all. The vote counters will change the results to suit them, at least on the 'important' races. If you live in Washington State for instance, you're guaranteed to always vote for a Democratic Governor, Senator, and President. Never mind what the actual vote totals are, they'll do recounts until the the outcomes are favorable.

    35. Re:Mine is: by Vegeta99 · · Score: 1

      You do have a right to drive.... just not on a public right of way.

    36. Re:Mine is: by northstarlarry · · Score: 1

      So vote third party! If the outcome is "guaranteed" to be either R or D, think of it as giving you the luxury to check the box next to I, or G, or L, without "throwing the race".

    37. Re:Mine is: by Reziac · · Score: 1

      Someone up above provided a citation showing a 75% drop in air travel since 2001. Apparently the airlines are slow learners.

      [My cynical little voice adds, "Or maybe their gov't subsidies are larger than we know."]

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    38. Re:Mine is: by Reziac · · Score: 1

      California has checkpoints at the state borders (they've been there for decades) to protect the produce industry from imported pests. What's so hard about converting them into scan-the-human checkpoints??

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    39. Re:Mine is: by Pseudonym · · Score: 1

      Oh, thanks for that link. I didn't know that mass transit in the US was so much less efficient than everywhere else in the world (e.g. where I live). You learn something every day!

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  18. They went about this the WRONG way. by Khyber · · Score: 1, Interesting

    If they wanted to cause some issues and slowdowns, everybody flying should have been hiding metal and more all over their person.

    Or everybody should have shown up with a large knife.

    What's the TSA going to do, then?

    Not much since they're sorely outnumbered.

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    1. Re:They went about this the WRONG way. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, that would just brand the participants as potential criminals, organized ones at that (worse!).

      What should have been done is all men take a viagra.

    2. Re:They went about this the WRONG way. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      They're "outnumbered" until they lock down the airport, shut down all the roads, and the tac teams show up. If you're talking about numbers, you'd better be armed with something better than a knife, because they'll have assault rifles and tear gas (and rubber ammunition if they're feeling generous).

      Not smart, and not even a good idea, considering.

    3. Re:They went about this the WRONG way. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If they do that in the future, I insist that it be called 'Have a Knife Day'.

    4. Re:They went about this the WRONG way. by Jeremi · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Or everybody should have shown up with a large knife. What's the TSA going to do, then?

      Confiscate everybody's large knife, and possibly cancel flights or shut down the airport, if they think some sort of potential organized attack is in progress. What do you think they would do, let everyone on board because everyone brought a knife?

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    5. Re:They went about this the WRONG way. by Khyber · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Someone doesn't have a clue about asymmetrical warfare, I see.

      The second the government went against such an organized protest with any sort of force, it would be civil war in that spot, which would spread RAPIDLY.

      Do you ever bother to think or do you just post AC without a clue?

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    6. Re:They went about this the WRONG way. by L4t3r4lu5 · · Score: 1

      They would get on the radio to the local police force, who have an in-terminal presence, and they would introduce you to the ground in a very painful fashion, either involving a billy club or taser. You'd then be cuffed, manhandled to on-premises detention, stripped, searched invasively, charged with possession of an offensive weapon for one thing, possibly because it was in an airport you'd also have some terrorism charges, taken to court, sentenced to jail, lose your job, family, house, come out with a criminal record, turned down for anything higher than burger flipping jobs ad McDonalds, and end up killing yourself or living off welfare.

      Or, you could not bring a knife to a god damn airport. How stupid do you need to be to even suggest that?

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  19. Better stunt by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Any time there's an opportunity to ask a someone in federal government a public interview question, ask: "Now that your government has first-hand knowledge of my genitals, how do you feel about their shape? Do you think about them at night? Do they satisfy you?" Expect to get thrown out, but convince enough people to do it and the media would have a field day.

  20. Why do I care? by markian · · Score: 0, Troll

    I must be missing something about this... I mean, when I was in an airport overseas, and they started to go through my check luggage as part of standard security, my knee-jerk reaction at first was to be a bit freaked. But after 30 seconds of thought I realized that this was GOOD. They were HAND SEARCHING luggage! Plus scanning it. No bombs on that plane! So why do people care about scanners? Is it some kind of weird prudish thing? Or do the scanners do some harm? I'm happy to fly nude. I'll know the chance of someone having a weapon is pretty small!

    1. Re:Why do I care? by amRadioHed · · Score: 1

      I think you are missing the fact that the objections in the US have nothing to do with luggage screening. It's the hand searching and scanning of people that is objectionable.

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    2. Re:Why do I care? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

      No bombs on that plane!

      And no tigers in my room, thanks to my tiger-repelling pebble.

    3. Re:Why do I care? by larry+bagina · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Flying nude doesn't protect you from a suicide bomber that packed his asshole with explosives.

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    4. Re:Why do I care? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Indeed... I'm not sure what all the fuss is about. I was flying within Canada earlier this week and the scanners were nice - it took only 10-15 seconds to clear each passenger. The line through security was more of a slow walk / assembly line than the stop and go and sit and wait as it used to be. I just don't understand the resentment towards them, but then again I also don't understand why people are afraid of being seen nude either.

    5. Re:Why do I care? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      How about this, fly clothed but every person has a knife at their disposal. Now tell me what could one or two terrorists do with their knives when faced with 150 others also armed with knives? AND keep in mind, the cockpit is locked.

    6. Re:Why do I care? by mR.bRiGhTsId3 · · Score: 1

      I believe the long term affects of the radiation they use haven't been sufficiently studied. I'd be more worried about the TSA officers sitting there being exposed to the things all day.

    7. Re:Why do I care? by camperdave · · Score: 1

      Arming passengers will wind up with more people dead than letting terrorists on board.

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    8. Re:Why do I care? by Znork · · Score: 1

      No bombs on that plane!

      No bombs in your bag, you mean. Did you use to have them?

      As there are, as has been demonstrated, a whole lot of other ways they can get onto the plane, if you enjoy worrying about risks less frequent than accidental bathtub deaths, you should probably go right on worrying.

      Or do the scanners do some harm?

      As far as I'm concerned they're probably not worse than asbestos. Sure, there are some indications that ionizing radiation may be harmful, but hey, the parties who profit from the scanners claim it's safe...

      the chance of someone having a weapon is pretty small!

      Anything can become weapon. For a reasonably inventive attacker, chances are you won't even recognize what they're planning to use until they're at it.

      Personally I mostly object to the pointless waste and the annoying inconvenience. The useless security theatre has wasted more compound lifetimes than all attacks in history put together; the chance that you're going to get subjected to an attack is near non existent, while the chance that you're going to get your trip made even more unpleasant and annoying than necessary is near certain.

      And of course, I'd opt for the groping rather than the xrays. And if you want to abuse the the poor TSA sods right back/incentivise quick processing, there are no hygiene rules yet...

    9. Re:Why do I care? by itwerx · · Score: 1

      > Arming passengers will wind up with more people dead than letting terrorists on board.

      Citation please!

    10. Re:Why do I care? by caluml · · Score: 1

      there are some indications that ionizing radiation may be harmful

      Er, is there any doubt about it? As far as I know, *ALL* ionising radiation is harmful, and cumulative.

      Exposure to radiation causes damage to living tissue

      So try and get as little of it as you can.

    11. Re:Why do I care? by sumdumass · · Score: 1

      How do you know there are no tigers in your room? was it because you actually looked?

    12. Re:Why do I care? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Arming passengers will wind up with more people dead than letting terrorists on board.

      Your reasoning is incomplete. If arming passengers results in terrorists not succeeding, then terrorists will stop trying (that particular tactic). Long term result: no dead people. Short term: a (possibly large) number of dead people, but still fewer than an entire office building full.

    13. Re:Why do I care? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Flying nude doesn't protect you from a suicide bomber that packed his asshole with explosives.

      OK, but could he pack enough to bring down the plane? Or would the explosion get stopped by the nearby seats?

    14. Re:Why do I care? by MMC+Monster · · Score: 1

      Depends. Window or aisle seat?

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    15. Re:Why do I care? by larry+bagina · · Score: 1

      The underwear bomber (he's supposedly the reason we're being molested) had 80 grams of explosives. Depending on who you believe, it is or isn't enough to destroy a plane. The typical shit ranges from 72-470 grams, so most people would have no problem fitting twice that up their ass.

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    16. Re:Why do I care? by Cederic · · Score: 1

      Not to mention co-conspirators.

      Four people can pack 8lb of explosives* and although I'm sure it'll be uncomfortable, if you're willing to die I'm sure a few hours of sitting uncomfortably isn't going to be an issue.

      Be wary of queues for the in-flight toilet...

      *I'm guessing. I haven't investigated this. I don't even want it on my Google search history.

    17. Re:Why do I care? by VisceralLogic · · Score: 1

      Flying nude doesn't protect you from a suicide bomber that packed his asshole with explosives.

      OK, but could he pack enough to bring down the plane? Or would the explosion get stopped by the nearby seats?

      Since, according to the TSA, any liquid in amounts greater than 3 ounces poses a threat, I would have to say he would be able to bring down the plane.

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    18. Re:Why do I care? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't look! The outcome could be anything possible!

    19. Re:Why do I care? by sumdumass · · Score: 1

      You don't want anything to be possible, you want there to be no tigers in your room. And the only way to ensure that your tiger repelling pebble is working is to inspect for tigers. And if it's not working for some reason (suppose my tiger repelling pebble canceling rock is in the same room), you can take any steps deemed neccesary to deal with a tiger in your room. And this was the point of the GP- at least they are looking. And this means that even if your tiger repelling pebble or the anti-terrorists pervert scanners stop working, at leas they are checking.

  21. Doubletalk abounds on this issue by Zero__Kelvin · · Score: 5, Insightful

    "Which, of course, is really quite ironic: during a period when you probably want real, functional security procedures the most (ie, when the most people are traveling), the TSA has to ratchet down their policies in order to handle the load..."

    There is nothing ironic about it at all. It is simply proof that even the TSA doesn't believe their own bullshit regarding the importance of said scanners for the purpose they claim. The scanners are already serving their purpose, which is to generate lots of cash and kickbacks. On the one hand they are claiming it keeps things super secure, and on the other the authorities are looking into the possibility a teen stowed away on a plane from North Carolina to Logan. I mean, which is it? These procedures are super important and keep us all safe, or these procedures may well have not even been able to keep some random teen from stowing away on a plane?

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  22. Re:Seatac had scanners galore but weren't using th by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Same here. I actually had to go through security twice, because my first flight was canceled. No pat-downs, no protesters, just the same deal everyone's been doing for years.

  23. No they haven't by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    We let them have their way for the pas 9 years or so, and they have grown too strong to stop.
     
    That's just what they want you to believe. As long as you make it as much hassle for them as it is for you, you will be just as strong as they are.

  24. Please consider this thread godwinned by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    thank you.

  25. Missing data by Concerned+Onlooker · · Score: 4, Informative

    The numbers don't account for people who, like myself, decided to just not fly at all. I go to Las Vegas a few times a year, and while it used to be fun to fly I have decided to drive instead because of all the TSA nonsense.

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    1. Re:Missing data by TheDarkener · · Score: 1

      You just wit until interstate travel installs them.

      You can always find a workaround to a problem, but the problem doesn't go away unless you solve it.

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    2. Re:Missing data by aclarke · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Yeah. I live in Canada and will no longer travel to the US if I can at all avoid it. I'm actually going to a conference in Edinburgh instead of Dallas, TX in a couple months, in large part to avoid the US. It will cost me less and be more fun too. Citizens of most countries (Canada included) seem hell-bent on bending over and letting our governments shaft us, but as in most things, America seems to be leading the way.

    3. Re:Missing data by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Same for me. My protest was to skip flying altogether. There is no way I'm going to let some glorified mall cop fondle my wife and children or put them through the nudie scanner. How is it these people aren't arrested for sexual assault and child pornography? Those who give up their liberty for more security neither deserve liberty nor security.

    4. Re:Missing data by northstarlarry · · Score: 1

      Hey, me too, and seriously, if you do this: write to your favorite congresscritter(s) to let them/him/her know. The House and Senate Transportation committees are good places to send a note if you don't want to write to your own congressional reps. (The Senate committee already hauled Pistole in last week for a grilling. Hopefully they will keep on top of him.) Consider cc'ing the TSA, White House, and the Air Transport Association (airline trade group). Other good organizations to write to might be the ACLU, We Won't Fly, and Fly With Dignity.

      Opting out altogether is great, but not if no one knows about it. If you let organizations like this know, you'll get included in the numbers.

  26. Succeeded Before Yesterday by Bob9113 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The protest was a success well before yesterday. The goal of such civic participation in government is to raise public awareness. The head of the TSA had to think about this, and talk about it in the national media. This enlivened the public debate. That is the exact definition of victory.

    If one wants to muse about more concrete short-term victories, consider the lines at the airports yesterday. I have flown on the day before Thanksgiving -- it is not pretty. According to reports, yesterday went significantly more smoothly than in the past. Think about the cause/effect. I suspect the TSA decided they had to stage a good show of efficiency yesterday to defuse the opt-out protest. They put on extra staff and gave rousing pep talks -- and; the airports sucked a little bit less yesterday than they would have otherwise. That is a nice outcome. The protest changed the behavior of our government for a day.

    Did this one effort to organize civic participation go exactly as designed and solve the whole problem in one shot? Of course not. Decentralized civic displays -- almost by definition -- cannot work like that.

    Civic management of government is a process, and this was a fine step. Much like our debates here in these forums are part of the process. It is the road to a better society. An endless and engaging road winding through an increasingly healthy societal system.

    Or more viscerally: It is like using a spray bottle of water to train a puppy; we're going to have to do it more than once before the government learns not to poop on the carpet.

    1. Re:Succeeded Before Yesterday by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

      If I ever received mod points, I would mod you up. I especially like the last line.

    2. Re:Succeeded Before Yesterday by northstarlarry · · Score: 1

      +1 for reasonable, hopeful attitude! Well written!

    3. Re:Succeeded Before Yesterday by Reziac · · Score: 1

      Of course, if we'd just smacked the gov't puppy and pitched it out the door the first time it pooped on our carpet, enforcing the concept that this is unacceptable behaviour the FIRST time it happened (rather than waiting until it was an entrenched habit), we wouldn't be spending these next several decades chasing it around with a spray bottle.

      Still, any step toward retraining the gov't to have some manners is better than no step.

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  27. The no-show by westlake · · Score: 1

    This was entirely predictable. It's not easy to convince people to let other people--strangers of the same gender--touch them intimately as a form of protest.

    From the WSJ:

    George Donnelly, one of the organizers of the Opt Out day boycott, said Wednesday that his group hadn't received any reports of significant opt-outs. He said the group will continue its efforts after the Thanksgiving holiday. Few Travel Problems, as 'Opt Out' Day Fizzles

    It's Thanksgiving.

    Flights are booked solid weeks - often months - in advance.

    The protestor does not get to the screening area without having purchased a ticket - for which he has probably paid full price. He stands a fair chance of cooling his kilts in the county lock-up until his wife can be persuaded to post bail.

  28. Because it's a worthless waste of time? by The+Master+Control+P · · Score: 3, Informative

    I can at least see the reasons that some people are willing to twist themselves into unreasonable knots for security. I can't understand why anyone would do the same for worthless security theater, which aptly describes everything the TSA does.

    Remember: The TSA has never caught a single terrorist. The TSA has never foiled a single terrorist plot. Tests succeed in getting weapons past them more than half the time. But they've made sure people can't get "bombs" in inside water bottles... by putting all the suspected "bombs" into a trash bin 5 feet from the line. Meanwhile, at El Al you won't star in your own porn or be groped and they don't care if you bring a bottle of water or shampoo, yet no flight out of El Al has ever been hijacked in more than half a century.

    1. Re:Because it's a worthless waste of time? by Jah-Wren+Ryel · · Score: 1, Informative

      yet no flight out of El Al has ever been hijacked in more than half a century.

      FYI, that's close, but not quite true.

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    2. Re:Because it's a worthless waste of time? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So f-ing true.

      The scandal here is that due to a surprise attack 10 years ago, we're now subjecting every traveller to humiliating, invasive and costly procedures. Freedom and Franklin. How easily people forget.

      We have much more urgent problems to address - and while we're deregulating banks we invade individual privacy worse than ever before.

    3. Re:Because it's a worthless waste of time? by sincewhen · · Score: 4, Insightful

      To loosely quote Schneier,

      There are Terrorists.
      We must do something.
      This is something.
      Therefore we must do it.

      Implementing measures, whether popular or not, give the illusion that they are doing something and therefore can justify their own existence.
      It is human nature to think that something is better than nothing. Even when you point out that the measures are worthless, many people will think "but at least they are trying".
      Taking a big-picture long-term view of the loss of freedoms and subjugation by agents of the government, things aren't looking good for the USA and (by association and intimidation) the rest of the world.

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    4. Re:Because it's a worthless waste of time? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      attempted hijack != hijack

    5. Re:Because it's a worthless waste of time? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      From your article:

      A man is said to have attempted to break in to the cockpit of the El Al flight and stab a stewardess with a pocket knife.
      ...
      But he was quickly restrained by guards aboard the flight from Tel Aviv, and the plane landed safely at its destination with all 170 passengers unharmed.

      I wouldn't say that flight was hijacked. Also from the article:

      The only successful hijacking of an El Al plane was in 1968 when a flight from Rome was hijacked by members of the militant Popular Front for the Liberation of Palestine and forced to land in Algiers.

      So your article actually supports the GP's claim.

    6. Re:Because it's a worthless waste of time? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The only successful hijacking of an El Al plane was in 1968...

      So your article actually supports the GP's claim.

      Except for that "half a century" part...

  29. The surprising thing by turing_m · · Score: 2, Insightful
    I am more than a little surprised to see that there is no or very little images of people that have shown up in public. I would surely think by now, given the likely IQ and motivation of someone joining the TSA, you'd have "best of TSA nudie scan" torrents available now for every possible fetish. Even if they are going to get traced back to the originator of the torrent and leading to their dismissal. But so far nothing. What is wrong with you people?!?

    But seriously, this whole charade must be about one picture of a VIP's micro-tool away from being permanently canned.

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    1. Re:The surprising thing by itwerx · · Score: 1

      Except VIPs don't get scanned...

    2. Re:The surprising thing by speedlaw · · Score: 1

      john boehner knows this. Again, though, our overlords have their own retirement and health insurance systems, so they don't need to be scanned like us. Untermenschen do what we are told.

    3. Re:The surprising thing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But seriously, this whole charade must be about one picture of a VIP's micro-tool away from being permanently canned.

      Silly rabbit, VIPs fly private and don't have to bother with TSA nonsense. They don't have time to waste with airlines.

  30. IND and LGA by TVDinner · · Score: 1

    IND A concourse on Monday was doing the normal random scanner/metal detector as always. LGA D terminal didn't have any scanners that I saw, just metal detectors. I travel for work every week. I like the metal detector choice just because it's faster, especially since I don't have to remove my belt. I'd do a scanner before a patdown for the same reason. I have no problem with scanners, just don't like the extra time they take (see "Up in the Air" with George Clooney). I don't see scanners as invading my privacy. I'm comfortable exchanging some stranger seeing my image on a scanner to fly. Now, if someone wanted to scan me to drive my car, that would be a different matter. To me it's a reasonable precaution and I'm willing to accept that.

  31. The real litmus test for this is by melted · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The real litmus test for this is whether you'd support a nasty, middle-Eastern looking guy with a thick beard and a white prayer cap, if he chooses to opt out. I know it's all just security theatre and so on, but I'd like to see the reaction of the folks who opt out on principle if they end up in this situation, and have to board the plane with this dude who also opted out.

    1. Re:The real litmus test for this is by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      if he's that obviously Muslim, I would be almost certain he wasn't a terrorist.

    2. Re:The real litmus test for this is by itwerx · · Score: 1

      Mod parent up! Historically speaking, Christians are by far and away the most violent religious group. Not to say that anyone should be afraid of Christians - this is an excellent example of how things can be twisted out of proportion - "historically speaking", only the tiniest extremist fringe groups can be considered "violent" by any stretch of the imgination for the simple reason that by and large the greater majority of people are actually pretty decent folks just trying to get along. It's the rarified strata of megalomaniacs and tiny percentage of the population that's stupid and/or weak enough to follow them that we have to watch out for, they leverage the ignorance of the masses to dangerous effect. (Or, to put it another way, all of the world's problems are rooted in ignorance.)

    3. Re:The real litmus test for this is by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The real litmus test for this is whether you'd support a nasty, middle-Eastern looking guy with a thick beard and a white prayer cap, if he chooses to opt out. I know it's all just security theatre and so on, but I'd like to see the reaction of the folks who opt out on principle if they end up in this situation, and have to board the plane with this dude who also opted out.

      I'd sit right next to him. It'd be a nice change from a fat, smelly American-looking guy with sweat-drenched khakis and breath that could lay out a horse slurping his massive soda as he fails to keep his 2 1/2 screaming children properly under control.

      Oh, stereotypes and the wonders you can do with them! That's what 'profiling' is, by the way. Making a judgement of someone's character based upon their appearance. A big, big mistake to make.

      An aside to put this in context: Imagine if a non-American country demanded that every young Black/Latino American male was strip-searched just in case he was attempting to smuggle narcotics or weapons into another country.

      Besides, the Muslim would very likely be cleaner. Look up wudu.

      The TSA is practising 'security theatre' as a sort of invasive reassurance. I have heard through reputable security professionals that there are multiple ways to smuggle weapons on a plane, in fact a police officer left a full magazine in a plane recently, out of pure carelessness.

      Maybe the Israeli airport system would be more effective - profiling on people's responses to questions like 'Who are you?' and 'Where are you bound?'. Striking a conversation and looking for discrepancies or nervousness can be a security check, in itself.

    4. Re:The real litmus test for this is by Skidborg · · Score: 1

      I think you're completely missing the point: If he is obviously muslim, then he isn't trying to hide anything. The men who hijacked the 9/11 planes didn't look obviously muslim but were.

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    5. Re:The real litmus test for this is by Minupla · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I would absolutely support them. I would sit next to them, and trust my children to them. If there's a terrorist on the plane they're not going to be dumb enough to dress like the one type of person GUARANTEED to get them looked at with suspicion.

      BTW, the 911 hijackers wore western style clothing.

      Min

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    6. Re:The real litmus test for this is by melted · · Score: 1

      I don't think you would, if it really came down to it. For all you know, his family might have been blown up by an American rocket, and he could have a stick of C4 stuck up his ass.

  32. I stood on line for 4 hours by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It took me 4 hours to get through security Wednesday evening because of people (myself included) opting out. There were probably 200 people on line in front of me when I arrived at security. Thankfully the airline delayed our flight until everyone who had checked in was on board.

    1. Re:I stood on line for 4 hours by tobiah · · Score: 1

      Which airport?

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  33. TESTIFY! by Apuleius · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The TSA decided that the Opt Out protest was a bigger concern than Al Qaeda.

    That is a tacit admission that 1. the threat is not that great and 2. these damn scanners accomplish nothing to reduce it.

    Don't let them forget this!

  34. Nutjob by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sometimes I enjoy listening to all the nutjobs on the radio, talking about their government conspiracies to depopulate the planet, eugenics and mental experiments. What is scary, is once in a long while, these clows are right.

    This is the beginning of a police state.

    Oh well, time to donate to EPIC.ORG. Maybe that action will put me on the no-fly list.... You know, aiding and funding a dangerous organization like Epic or UCLA.

    1. Re:Nutjob by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I used to think that too, that they were only right once in a while, until it all clicked. They're right about everything! I went a little crazy at first, but I'm fine now. They'll never get through the bunker and I've got years of food and ammo plus plenty of seeds to restore the earth post obamalypse.

  35. Cut to the chase by roman_mir · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Let's cut to the chase already.

    What they really want is for every house to have a scanner like that on the entrance, so you are scanned and/or patted down every time you enter and exit your house and every other building (and of-course every mode of transportation as well, including the buses, planes, trains and automobiles, yachts and ships and dirigibles and even you bikes.)

    This is actually very amusing to me, as I was born in the USSR and one of our best satirists ever (Zhvanetsky) had a few monologues, where he described the soviet experiences in a half-imaginary way

    Here is one of the monologues (my translation):

    As usually, you are going somewhere, the face as usually is facing forward; The back of the head has no clue.
    All of a sudden from behind:
    - Continue moving!
    - I am continuing.
    - So go as you are going.
    - I am going as I am going.
    - Take a little to the right.
    - Will take... taking.
    - Don't talk!
    - I am silent.
    - Stand there, don't look back!
    - Standing. Not looking. Letting something pass on the left. What is that behind me?
    - DO NOT LOOK BACK!
    - Not looking.
    - OK, you are free to go!
    - Yes, I am free!

    here is another one, please don't get on my case for the translation style, it's difficult to translate something well anyway, and to make it even remotely funny while doing so is just ... very hard and I was trying to keep to the way the monologue was read, which was with leaving many of the necessary verbs out of the text on purpose, to create an 'air' of the idea that not every word needs to be spelled out for the listener.

    Turnstiles.

    At the end of every street need to set up turnstiles. Obviously, you can walk this and that way, as much as you want, but this is pure lack of responsibility - going wherever you want. So at the end of each street set up the turnstiles. Nothing special. They should let everybody through for now without any questions. Don't be afraid. Only the ricketting noise lets you know... And the security guards with sleeve insignia. Let them stand there and let everybody through. For now. Just their presense, just the steel stare... You are coming towards them - the face is burning up, you pass them - you back is burning up. And they are not asking anything... yet. This is the entire effect. And it's increasing the discipling. And at any moment you can lock everything up. Those with special commands have access to any house, etc.

    By the perimeter of the plaza - until the security checkpoint. A man is walking along the fence, with the hands moving over the fence. Let's suppose three, four times he moves the hands over the fence - and into the security checkpoint, where NOBODY is stopping him, though the security guards are standing there of-course. Special paint on the fence, easy to check the fingerprints, this and that, etc. My god, nobody REALLY will be taking the fingerprints off the fence, don't worry about it. But in case there is some emergency... the fingerprints are right there and what are you going to do? For now of-course, let them go through without showing any papers. Though to have the papers on your person, that's for sure, just in case they mustc check, some emergency, etc. So obviously as you are coming closer towards the guard there, you already want to show something. To come through without showing - that's only to be suffering in doubt. In time you won't mind any of the checks. It will be a shame to walk around unchecked. All the more so - to come of a sudden and somewhere, as you do now. Or to yell - "my house is my castle" - that's just from internal immorality.

    But IN the corridors you don't need to put security guards. For now. You have to start at the entrance, of-co

    1. Re:Cut to the chase by RealGrouchy · · Score: 1

      Sounds like Costco, or any of those other stores that require you to show ID or your receipt on entry/exit (none of which, thankfully, I have had the displeasure of patronizing personally).

      - RG>

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  36. That's a tacit admission: teh scanners are crap. by Apuleius · · Score: 5, Insightful

    If on the busiest travel day of the year, the TSA felt it was more important to get people on the planes than to scan them like that, which means they know perfectly well the risk of a terror attack is not that great, and the scanners do fuckall to address the risk.

    Now we just have to rub it in their faces.

  37. Re:Seatac had scanners galore but weren't using th by camperdave · · Score: 1

    I just flew Toronto to Rome and I didn't have to do the shoes thing either way; just empty your pockets into a tray and walk through a metal detector.

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  38. Why does everyone just accept those numbers? by guanxi · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The source is an opinion piece that is quoting the TSA, both of which have reasons to release numbers that serve their purposes.

  39. Gov't officials excused from scanning/patdowns by TheDarkener · · Score: 1

    "On November 23, 2010, TSA officials said that some U.S. government officials were being allowed to skip the scanner/invasive patdown if they were traveling with government bodyguards. Among the officials are executive-branch leaders such as Treasury Secretary Timothy Geithner and FBI Director Robert Mueller and congressional leaders such as Republican House Minority Leader John Boehner. Law-enforcement officials are also allowed to skip the invasive screening after filling out some paperwork."

    https://secure.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/wiki/Transportation_Security_Administration
    ?????????????

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    1. Re:Gov't officials excused from scanning/patdowns by fluffy99 · · Score: 1

      Like these guys fly commercial anyway? It's only gay Senators from Idaho that fly commercial so they can access that special bathroom at the far end of the airport.

    2. Re:Gov't officials excused from scanning/patdowns by Shakrai · · Score: 1

      Law-enforcement officials are also allowed to skip the invasive screening after filling out some paperwork."

      Can I skip them on the basis of having a concealed weapons permit? There are statistics that say citizens with CCW's commit less crimes than law enforcement officers. If they are willing to trust LEOs they should be willing to trust me.....

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  40. You want change? This is how... by Nyder · · Score: 1

    Look the opt out won't work.

    You want this to change? Stop flying and let the airlines know why.

    When they start losing customers, they'll bitch, and lobby, and suddenly, you won't see the machines and screeners like you did.

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  41. TSA spooked. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    TSA was spooked by the threat of an opt-out day, so they backed down. Tomorrow draconian procedures resume... battle is far from over for "We the People".

  42. Re:Seatac had scanners galore but weren't using th by c6gunner · · Score: 1

    If you're not flying through US airspace, the "enhanced security" doesn't apply.

  43. I didn't fly, but... by dacarr · · Score: 1

    I've heard some of the commentary. In expectation, they diverted traffic, and the news reports says it didn't do anything. And we, of course, believe it. Me, I plan on making my voice heard through my congressperson. That said my other plan is this - if I have to fly in the future, I plan on wearing nothing but spandex. This way, there is NO question as to what is in my pockets.

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    1. Re:I didn't fly, but... by fluffy99 · · Score: 1

      I've heard some of the commentary. In expectation, they diverted traffic, and the news reports says it didn't do anything. And we, of course, believe it.

      Me, I plan on making my voice heard through my congressperson.

      That said my other plan is this - if I have to fly in the future, I plan on wearing nothing but spandex. This way, there is NO question as to what is in my pockets.

      Make sure you stuff a sock down there. It might be amusing to get the pat-down and see if they make a big deal about your "junk".

  44. Re:Seatac had scanners galore but weren't using th by itwerx · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Seatac is one of the few airports with TSA staff who have a reasonably sane approach to this BS. I've had two positive interactions with them recently.
          First was my young daughter being selected randomly for one of their more extreme searches. The TSA staffer who was on point for those clearly wasn't happy but grimaced and waved her over, ready to follow the rules no matter how insane. An apparently higher ranking TSA person stopped him though saying quietly, "C'mon, it's a little girl", with a bit of a look that made it clear she thought he was being a moron.
          The other time, also recent, we had forgotten we had some bottled water in the bottom of one of our backpacks and they found it at the x-ray machine. No problem though, they just examined it fairly closely and then let it pass.

  45. FAIL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    FAIL
    getalife

  46. What if you put aluminum foil on your johnson? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Out of curiosity... What would happen if you put aluminum foil down your underwear?

    Alternately, what if you write "Stop staring at my junk, assholes!" on your stomach with a Sharpie?

    1. Re:What if you put aluminum foil on your johnson? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've heard of tinfoil hats but a tinfoil athletic cup is a new one on me.

  47. Not surprising at all.. by dbcad7 · · Score: 1

    Here's what would be posted.. http://www.tsa.gov/blog/2009/08/imaging-technolgy-bigger-picture.html ... ohhh .. hubba hubba.

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  48. Flying ain't no fun no more by PolygamousRanchKid+ · · Score: 1

    Way back in the '60s, I flew as a child alone from scenic Philadelphia up to Toronto. My parents walked me up to the boarding gate. After that a smiling stewardess took me by hand to my seat, and said, "Don't be afraid."

    Nowadays, my parents would be carted off to Guantanamo, while security officials zapped my balls with a cattle prod.

    And I look as WASPish as you can get.

    Anyway, traveling by airplanes now means answering Alcatraz questions like, "Are you trying to smuggle in a file (the metal one, dumbass!) in a cake, to help the convict escape?" No fun, no more.

    On the other hand, the last time I flew to the US, I did first class from Frankfurt to Philadelphia. The stewardess asked me if I was feeling ok (because I looked like something the cat dragged in). When I answered that I was traveling to the US because of an illness in the family, she told me to ask her if I needed anything. I will fly with them, USAirWays, if I ever have to fly again.

    It's amazing how being polite, and asking questions can influence you . . .

    It turns a miserable flight, into a pleasant one . . .

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    1. Re:Flying ain't no fun no more by penguinchris · · Score: 2, Informative

      The lesson is that you get what you pay for! In your case, first-class service. You can have even better service, and skip the security, if you have enough money - just get a private jet. Or, become a congressman.

      Stewardesses in the US sometimes try, but usually don't care about you at all if you're in economy class. Especially if it's a smaller plane, they'll probably be bitter and mean instead. However, there is a different set of flight attendants (usually the younger, more attractive ones) that work in first class on the larger planes. Your (usually astronomically expensive) first-class ticket partly goes towards that better service.

      On Asian airlines, which generally are very good even for economy passengers (the seats are bigger for one, despite most Asians being much smaller than most Americans...), the only difference between the quality of the flight attendants is that the *really* cute ones are in first class. The other ones in economy are just as nice and friendly (and almost always still cute). It's astonishing how bad flying in or to/from the US has become, especially considering that it's still enjoyable in most of the rest of the world.

  49. Re:Seatac had scanners galore but weren't using th by caluml · · Score: 1

    I returned on a flight from JFK to Heathrow on Monday. From reading Slashdot, I had been pretty much expecting annoying people, barking orders, making me go through ridiculous things in "the name of security". As it was, it was exactly like all the security checks at all the other airports in the world (quite a few) that I'd been through. Coat, metal stuff in a tray, through the X-ray thing. Me through a metal detector, no beep, I'm done. Oh, they wanted my shoes in the tray too - that's the only difference. The queue was short, the full-body scanners weren't being used. (I had made up my mind to try my hardest to avoid going through them - purely for possible future health risks - no, I don't trust that "they're perfectly safe".)

    And frankly, even if it had been necessary to let someone run his hand up my leg until he gets to my genitals? Fine by me. Who's just had a great holiday in New York (me), and who's the one being demeaned (him)? It doesn't make you teh ghey, you know.

  50. they definitely pat down by YesIAmAScript · · Score: 1

    First of all, El Al is an airline, not an airport. You are confusing El Al with Ben Gurion airport.

    El Al searches some people (they profile first so many proponents may be unaware of this) and they are arranging for full body scanners right now.

    El Al flies very few flights. The US airlines have flown far more flights (with no hijackings) since 9/11 than El Al has in the last 50 years.

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  51. Third variable... by Ed+Peepers · · Score: 1

    So um, I know we spout the correlation != causation line all the time around here, but maybe some airports opened up lines to old timey metal detectors because they were at max capacity and not because opt-outs were significantly disruptive.

    1. Re:Third variable... by Skidborg · · Score: 2, Insightful

      This is a breach of national security by their new standards regardless of why they did it. Thousands of people got on aircraft that could have been carrying explosives undetectable by metal detectors.

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  52. Re:Seatac had scanners galore but weren't using th by liquidsin · · Score: 5, Insightful

    how fucked up is it when the nicest thing anyone has to say about the TSA is that they didn't fondle his daughter and let him have bottled water after they "examined it fairly closely". and you refer to these as "positive interactions"...

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  53. security measures don't go far enough by at_slashdot · · Score: 1

    Let's assume the airplanes are safe, what about the trains, metro, buses, schools, theaters, government building, public places.

    I propose we walk naked.

    Or, how about "Live free or die"? I prefer to take my chances than to be submitted to such idiocy and be treated like a criminal.

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  54. Re:Why don't you have some dirty hot sex with me? by TaoPhoenix · · Score: 1

    Do we get arrested if we ask the TSA person that?

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  55. Re:Turkey! by TaoPhoenix · · Score: 1

    Wait -

    You mean they will let you carry a biological container that can fit 4 pounds of something in the middle and is wrapped in opaque plastic?

    So they abuse your rights over 3 oz of baby milk but they let you carry THAT?

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  56. The TSA is lying about all of their numbers by saleenS281 · · Score: 3, Informative

    The TSA has been lying about their numbers. First, they claimed 5 minute waits at LAX. Anyone who has ever been through LAX knows that's a complete lie. LAX has NEVER had a 5 minute wait-time. I flew out of there yesterday... the wait was an hour. I was there at 7am, and for the 15 minutes or so I was actually within view of the machines, there were 10 people that opted out (roughly 2/3rds of the people they actually tried to send through the machine). I STRONGLY doubt their numbers. Furthermore, out of the Minneapolis airport, they turned all the scanners off (I've heard they did that many places). At best, someone should be fired for lying to the public.

    Oh, I also tried pointing out that their numbers were not correct, they wouldn't approve my comment.

    1. Re:The TSA is lying about all of their numbers by __aatirs3925 · · Score: 1

      I'd give you +1 in insightful but my modpoints ended yesterday :( I have never had to wait longer than 15 minutes and that's on a regular day, I can't imagine a holiday waiting anything less than that so a 5-minute wait at LAX would be impossible unless nobody showed up. I think this protest thingy would have went better if it wasn't organized a week before Thanksgiving (or at least if it was organized sooner they should have pushed the idea more because I only heard about it like 3-days ago). Oh well, maybe there will be better luck on Christmaquanz--... err whatever it is. What ever happened to "give me liberty or give me death"? Did they stop teaching that concept in school? :(

  57. My experience at BOS by BillX · · Score: 3, Interesting

    It was going to be grand. I had worn my nicest boxers, with a button-fly to ensure no actual laws would be violated, even accidentally (giving a valid reason to jail me). No belt, loose-fitting jeans. When the man asked to to step into the scanner, I would politely accept, step inside and, when his back was turned, drop 'em.

    "Oh-h say can you SEE, by the dawn's early LIGHT!..."

    Amid the lengthy mouse-maze queue of holiday travelers, a few lightbulbs would come on as the irony began to sink in. Nervous TSA officials would move in. Maybe they'd react, pulling me aside by force, ordering me to shut my face and put my pants back on. Maybe I'd get through the whole thing before being tased into submisison.

    "In the land of the FREE, and the home of the BRAVE!..." *dzzt!* *thud*

    What really happened:

    My gf and I show up at the Logan Airport security checkpoint. It was a ghost town. We present our boarding passes (not IDs); I swear I see a tumbleweed blow by. Every TSA lane is staffed, but where are the passengers? There are exactly two travelers ahead of us, in separate lanes, and nobody behind. They're gone by the time we get our shoes off and all our crap onto the conveyer. Dropping my pants for a handful of screeners and zero travelers suddenly doesn't seem worthwhile any more.

      My gf (who is not particularly bothered by the body scan) steps into the scanner, and I get waved through the metal detector, despite there being two other open scanners and nobody behind us in line. Cheery TSA guy at the metal detector says he likes my t-shirt. If I was a bad guy, you'd have seen it on the news already, because this "screen" was a complete joke. Afterward, I realized I was so busy contemplating my own "security theater" performance that I left my laptop in its case inside my backpack. They didn't care. My gf had separately forgotten to unpack her big bag o' liquids. They didn't care.

    Conclusions:
    TSA's "solution" to both the holiday crush and the potential protests was to drop the theater act and just let everyone sail on through. To me, this speaks volumes about both their perceived effectiveness and value of the new "enhanced" security processes. I can't say to what extent the potential for protests was a factor in this, but if it was, this was a doubly-brilliant move on the part of the TSA. The best way to stop a protest cold is to take away its audience, and that is exactly what happened here. Meanwhile, everyday sheep travelers are probably marveling at how painless the process was today - on the busiest travel day of the year! - and making associations between this and the new body scanner procedure. Well played, TSA, well played.

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    1. Re:My experience at BOS by RealGrouchy · · Score: 1

      Interesting, they put your girlfriend through the nudie scanner but not you?

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  58. exactly by tobiah · · Score: 1

    mod parent up

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  59. TSA's just the new batch of parasites by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yes. You USA people just created a new batch of parasites. Have fun trying to get rid of this mess of vested interests and financial clusterfuck.

    And no, don't think I'm poking fun at USA. The rest of the world has more or less similar strains of itch.

  60. The radiation concerns are real by Error27 · · Score: 1

    The TSA has been fairly successful at portraying people who worry about X-rays in the same way as people who worry about cell phone radiation.

    They say that these X-rays are:
    1) "soft" X-rays
    2) they only go through a tiny layer of skin and soft tissue
    3) if you're in an air plane then you are getting cosmic radiation anyway and you don't worry about that.

    But actually the hard x-rays at the dentist are absorbed by your teeth. No one gets tooth cancer. But soft tissue like your skin and breasts do get cancer. Your balls are seldom exposed to radiation so no one knows if your balls get cancer or if it makes you impotent or means your kids have birth defects or what happens. The fact that it gets absorbed in a small area of your body means that while it's a small dose, it's very concentrated in areas where you don't want to get cancer. If you're on a plane and this radiation was coming from the space then the fuselage would absorb almost of it.

    The X-ray scanners work like the TV at your grand parents house. It scans a beam of X-rays and creates a picture. You know how your grand parents put up with a lousy picture instead of getting a new TV? The TSA is like that. These guys aren't trained radiologists. They'll live with a degraded picture instead of wondering if it's giving you too high a dose of radiation.

    X-rays really are quite a different thing from cell phone radiation. It's true that most scientists don't think cell phones cause cancer, but these are a different thing and the TSA is being dishonest here. If the protest succeeded or if it didn't succeed doesn't matter. I'm not going to go through the scanners until you people have beta tested it.

  61. Maybe they were just being smart by Joce640k · · Score: 1

    They didn't tell the terrorists they were going to shut them down so the terrorists didn't have time to take advantage of the lax security...tada!

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  62. Re:Seatac had scanners galore but weren't using th by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    but grimaced and waved her over, ready to follow the rules no matter how insane.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=02M7h-1qU0Q

  63. Re:Seatac had scanners galore but weren't using th by L4t3r4lu5 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Both the security guard and their supervisor broke procedure and policy, risking their jobs. Consider that there are more than likely thousands of people queueing up for these jobs (perverts and predators included, I'd wager), I don't see it being a problem replacing those who won't tow the line.

    I'd say it's a good experience to meet a decent human being who understands that there's more to security on air travel than making people carry tiny bottles of water and feeling up children. It's not the best, but it's a step in the right direction.

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  64. Americans wear underwear with their kilts? by fantomas · · Score: 1

    You wear underwear with your kilts? weirdos.

  65. Re:Seatac had scanners galore but weren't using th by xtracto · · Score: 1

    I know it is a bit of an hyperbole... but I've been reading a lot of "OMG Think of the children" reaction both here in slashdot and in Reddit lately, in reaction to the children-patdown.

    Well, at the risk of being modded down, I just want to comment that kids have been indeed used to transport illegal material through flights (specifically, packages of cocaine).

    A real example of that is a Mexican woman with two children that where caught with several cocaine packages in London Heathrow airport. You can read about that in this book... or here

    Now... this does not mean I am in favour of the children molesting that the TSA is currently doing... nevertheless we should have in mind that there is a possibility of a terrorist filling his kid with explosives just for the sake of it :-/

    What a fucked up society we live in today... isn't it?

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  66. Re:You want change? This is how... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    75% less people fly on thanksgiving than 10 years ago. People already are not flying.

  67. Opt Out? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Be glad that you can opt out at these airports.

    If you're a US citizen flying back to the US from the UK for Thanksgiving then you have NO OPT OUT. If you're told to go through the perv scanner then you have to go through it. If you ask for a pat down then they will tell you in no uncertain terms that you go through the scanner or you don't fly. If you become upset at this then you risk being "detained" be security and possibly arrested under British anti terror laws, which are pretty draconian since they can put you under house arrest, freeze your assets and prevent you from contacting people without supervision, without even telling you what you're actually being detained for other than that its terrorist related. Oh, and they can have you rendered straight to Guantanimo Bay so that you don't set foot on US soil in transit. This gives you the same rights (or lack of them) as an enemy combatant, not as a civilian prisoner or a military POW.

  68. Re:Seatac had scanners galore but weren't using th by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Well, at the risk of being modded down, I just want to comment that kids have been indeed used to transport illegal material through flights (specifically, packages of cocaine).

    STAND BACK! That guy opens up that package and everyone in First Class is going to have one hell of a party!

    I wonder how many of "items concealed on children" that the TSA spouts off about were simply nail clippers or Leatherman tools that parents forgot to check with their luggage?

  69. Re:Seatac had scanners galore but weren't using th by northstarlarry · · Score: 1

    Both the security guard and their supervisor broke procedure and policy, risking their jobs. . .I'd say it's a good experience to meet a decent human being. . .it's a step in the right direction.

    You're absolutely right, these individuals deserve praise for using their heads rather than foolishly following mindless procedure. (Would that such behavior made them eligible for more supervisory duties where they could spread that attitude.) However, liquidsin's point is also quite good: that this shouldn't be the exception. It shouldn't be remarkable that a decent human being is working as a TSA screener; it should be expected. If the system is such that a person needs to risk unemployment to do what's right, the system is, pardonnez mon français, fucked up. If that's a step in the right direction, we need to start taking leaps.

  70. Rolling luggage spraying a nitrate fertilizer mist by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    One guy per airport can shut down the world's transportation system with a morning's stroll through any airport.

    As soon as they start detecting nitrates on luggage, they have to shut everything down.

    OBL has succeeded. No more suicide bombers are needed, just a few happy guys who like to walk through airports every now and then.

  71. Re:Seatac had scanners galore but weren't using th by liquidsin · · Score: 1

    not to get all godwin-ny, but nazis who didn't put bullets in jews were breaking procedure and policy. "doing what i'm told" is no excuse. frankly, i'm a bit surprised that we're not hearing about tsa employees quitting their jobs to avoid having to feel up and x-ray-strip-search american air travellers all day long. but it sure would be nice to hear about a few quitting on the grounds that they're uncomfortable with enforcing such shitty policy. i guess they wouldn't be working for the tsa in the first place if they had any guts.

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  72. No fly by HTH+NE1 · · Score: 1

    I haven't flown this century and likely won't if I can avoid it until the situation improves.

    But I do have a bit of advice for the TSA: perhaps if you allowed people to place a metal plate over their face they may be more likely to do the body scan. You shouldn't need to associate the public aspects of my person with the private aspects for a one-off security scan. If people are assured that nothing exists associating their recognizable physical identity with their nude form they may be more willing to undergo the procedure and their concerns of the image possibly being retained would lessen.

    You really don't lose anything by allowing facial concealment from the scan. You're recording everything at the checkpoint already so if you're dead set on secretly building a database of people naked you can tag the video footage and the scan with a time-code to re-associate them easily.

    Because really, what good does it do to scan my head which is already uncovered? What possible weaponry could I be concealing in my face that you couldn't discern by visual inspection?

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