Dr. Who's Sonic Screwdriver Exists
Phoghat writes "Television's favourite Time Lord could not exist without his trusty sonic screwdriver, as it's proved priceless in defeating Daleks and keeping the Tardis in check. Now Doctor Who's famous cure-all gadget could become a reality for DIY-ers across the world, say engineers. Ultrasonic engineers at Bristol University and The Big Bang: UK Young Scientists and Engineers Fair are uncovering how a real life version of the fictional screwdriver — which uses sonic technology to open locks and undo screws — could be created."
Real life TARDIS when?
Make the TARDIS a reality.
So will this thing allow me to pick up hot chick too, just like the Doctor?
Title: "...Sonic Screwdriver Exists."
Summery: "...could be created."
I call shenanigans.
Like The Master, I want a laser screwdriver. Who'd have sonic?
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Of course it would be cool to see some of the potential applications make their way back into Dr. Who.
ex. the Doctor using his screwdriver as an ultrasonic welder.
That group of bovine standing over there appears quite portentous. That's right it's an ominous cow herd.
but may still be some time in the making hyperbole fail
FTA
Sound is a longitudinal wave, not transverse, and has no polarization to rotate or orient.
File under 'M' for 'Manic ranting'
Bruce Drinkwater, professor of Ultrasonics, said "a fully functioning time machine may still be light years away", which could mean near Alpha Centauri. If only we knew how fast and in which direction it was travelling...
Where he "invents" death stars and time machines via a bunch of ludicrous pseudo-scientific bullshit hand-waving, and presents it to a bunch of LARPers?
So you're saying this isn't a real Sonic Screwdriver? http://www.thinkgeek.com/gadgets/tools/e2dc/
...but it could be created.
He who knows best knows how little he knows. - Thomas Jefferson
so much bullshit on their formerly excellent web site?
Ah, but can it be used to paper over plot holes, or do just about everything to further the plot. It seems to do just about anything but unscrew screws, but what do you expect from writers who just can't write decent plots? Whats the point of getting the Doctor into a tricky situation if all he has to do is take out his sonic screwdriver and whoosh- instantly solved. Sheer lasiness from the writers. But then again, they probably have an eye on merchandising and toy sales...
My web domain.
Real life TARDIS when?
It's an unrestricted time machine so surely 'when' it is created is irrelevant. Since it does not exist now we can probably conclude that it is very unlikely to be created in the future.
Sound is a longitudinal wave
Only in liquids and gases. You can have transverse sounds waves in solids.
It's "Doctor Who", not "Dr. Who".
Yes, I'm ignoring the Cushing films. Just like most people do.
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From the article:
So there are extraterrestrials, they have a time machine, and they are on the way of bringing it to earth!
The Tao of math: The numbers you can count are not the real numbers.
From the article:
That means you will need to wait at least one light year (approximately 0.3 parsecs).
I'd still prefer Billy Piper over any stinkin' screwdriver...
Great... Politics has devolved to the same level as video game console fanboys. We're all doomed...
Let's really embrace the nerdiness - how would a tool that the Doctor uses in such a wide varieties of ways have to work?
First, jettison any baggage you have with the term "screwdriver"...clearly, the word is used to be synonymous with "tool". I've always kind of imagined that what the SS is, first and foremost, is a technological scanner and classifier. When the Doctor points it at something, the SS scans the technology and presents the Doctor with an (invisible to everyone else) visual representation of its internals. Probably an abstract representation. Then, the Doctor is able to telepathically use the SS to manipulate those internals in whatever way he wants.
So, if you point it at an actual lock, you would see a representation of the tumblers, and you can "will" the tumblers into place with it. If you point it at a cell phone, you'll see a circuit diagram, etc.
Add to that a galactic size library of all software algorithms ever written, and the ability to write them remotely. With a few thousand or so years for the Time Lords to develop progressive layers of software abstraction, you'd have a tool a well-trained user could do anything with.
If your bitterest enemies are people who hack the heads off civilians, then I would say you're doing something right.
Will it have setting 2428D to re-attach barbed wire?
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Dr. Who's Sonic Screwdriver Exists...and all it took was redefining the words "sonic screwdriver" and "exists".
I swear, writing inaccurate headlines that give impressions 180 degrees from the story facts is an art that you just can't teach.
Hey Phoghat! Are you too stupid to know the difference between "Dr. Who's Sonic Screwdriver Exists" and "Dr. Who's Sonic Screwdriver Could Be Created"?!
Knowing Google's lust for data collection, the Soviet Union is still alive and well inside the psyche of Sergey Brin....
Make it now, so i can have one in my tech tool box.
I just can't wait for the day when I have to replace a motherboard... Then the whole thing might fall apart. I can see the first one of these coming out. It will sonically clean your teeth, and sonically spin a screw. and more... hell. hope the sonic capabilities can nuke circuits too!
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Mod down for unoriginal taste of humor
But does it do wood?
Apparently someone has been hanging out with/channeling kdawson far too much.
defeating Daleks and keeping the Tardis in check
Huh? Why would the doctor be keeping the Tardis in check?
Does that phrase mean something different where the submitter comes from?
To me it means to hold something back, to thwart something, to foil its dastardly schemes.
I like to think that 'Sonic Screwdriver' is just a mispelling of 'Psionic Screwdriver'.
It's a do-what-I-mean tool, just like the 'Psychic Paper', and unlike a proper C Compiler or XML parser.
The mechinism by which it does it's thing is unimportant; it could be a heat screwdriver that uses themal expansion/contraction to move parts, or a graviton screwdriver manipulating mass and be used exactly the same way in almost every situation.
Will it work as a regular screwdriver? if so will it be universal?
I allways miss the particular bit i need.