Team Use Stem Cells to Restore Mobility in Paralyzed Monkey
interval1066 writes "From the article: 'Japanese researchers said Wednesday they had used stem cells to restore partial mobility in a small monkey that had been paralysed from the neck down by a spinal injury.' This is huge news in the world of stem cell research; restoring some muscular control to a simian is a huge step. This means that stem cell therapy is a demonstrably viable path to restoring motility for millions of accident victims, palsy and ms sufferers, the list just goes on."
... welcome our regenerated monkey overlords.
So not embryonic stem cells. Everybody wins.
Embryonic adult stem cells are a grenade topic under much political (moral, ethical, religious) fire; adult stem cell research is universally free game. Which is this?
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There's only a handful of reasons why you'd hear about this first from a newspaper called "The Inquirer" as opposed to Nature Neuroscience ... I'll leave it to you to figure out what those reasons are.
Monkeys should really be more careful and should never, ever dive into the shallow end of the pool.
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"that had been paralysed from the neck down by a spinal injury" -- Bet it wasn't an accident.
I for one wish to honor our little buddy that took one for the team, Not his team, our team, the team two branches over on the evolutionary tree.
Surely you meant "mojility".
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I find the statement
Embryonic stem cell research is controversial because human embryos are destroyed in order to obtain the cells capable of developing into almost every tissue of the body.
rather interesting. I suspect if it is explained to most people adequately you find that there are two things people really have a problem with:
The problem with human cloning is that no matter what it takes, once it is possible and proven who will be the first? Does the world need another Kim Jong Il? How about Bill Gates or Larry Ellison? Do you think George H. W. Bush has enough money for the process? I don't see any way to sever the connection between embryonic stem cells and human cloning - once you can produce an embryo on demand, you can produce a baby from that embryo on demand with whatever DNA you would like.
Didn't some folks go to incredible lengths to preserve Lenin's DNA? Is there anything left of Hitler? How about Eva Peron? I am sure there is a group of people that would be able to gather enough money, however much it took, to "resurrect" one of these figures if it were possible.
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While iPS, or pluripotent stem cells, are better in some ways, in that they are basically your same DNA bombarded into acting like stem cells (e.g. high plasticity), it still basically takes a pound (or 500g) of flesh to get enough. Kind of a Merchant of Venice approach.
Since many of us never had our spinal cells stored, it is better than nothing, but does NOT obviate the scientific research need for actual stem cells.
No matter how much you outlaw it in one country, the research will exist somewhere. When we cracked down on stem cell lines, lots of scientists I know went to Canada, China, Vietnam, Scotland, and other countries that were not filled with religious freaks.
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Uh, these are adult (induced pluripotent) stem cells -- the ones that xtian evangelists have no problem with, as no embryos were destroyed to create them. In fact, they come from skin scrapings.
But it's good to see that you're living up to the ideal image of the "tolerant left" as opposed to the "bigoted right". It's not like you were calling for people to die and burn in hell or suffer a lifetime of paralysis for holding a belief.
Oh, wait...
But at least you didn't say anything about hypocrites...
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All you naysayers can fuck off. I've just told my paralyzed monkey about this new and he's most excited.
Go rain on some other parade!
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If he doesn't believe in Hell and condemns you to it, is it really an insult? Its like saying "I condemn you to pink fluffy elephant land....for ETERNITY!" or "I'll see you in non-existence!". Does it really matter?
I for one welcome our Stem-Cell-Restored Japanese Monkey Overlords
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This is old news, secondly - its not that big because even when it was old news it was old news (mice, rats, monkies, etc) Human trials might be nice to see at some point, its been over a decade with this treatment...
Why are we not funding this?!?!?
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Thanks for the info. I don't see an author there tho.
Is the poster just ignorant, or is there something really here for Multiply Sclerosis sufferers? That would imply stroke victims as well. But I don't think this applies to brain damage, does it?
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Just pointing out the irony...
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Do those same folks oppose fertility treatments?
If they do not, then they have no room to complain about how the left over waste is disposed of. It was going to be burned anyway.
First there's this:
...which is then followed by this:
Here's what confuses me: the first bit seems to suggest the stem cells used to "make the monkey jump" were adult, not embryonic. So why include the last little bit about embryonic stem cell research? Am I incorrect about the first quote, and in fact the cells they used were embryonic in origin?
Argh! This is about the upteanth post to do this. Does anyone on slashdot know what "Begging the question" is?!?
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Fools! Don't you realize that is EXACTLY what the monkeys have been waiting for?! Now there's nothing to stand in there way!
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"Japan team says stem cells made paralysed monkey jump again"
Oh, researchers make animals "jump" eh? How original! Thats what 1.21 Jigga-watts'll do to ya!
I recommend The Animals Film, from 1981, nothing has changed:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Animals_Film
I would never force someone to watch The Animals Film, or Earthlings, however, for those willing, TAF has very indepth footage of "animal testing". Near the end, a "two headed dog" is created, by sewing one small dogs head, and forelimbs atop a larger dog. Who knows, perhaps by the same laboratory as this "jumping Monkey".
"TOKYO - Japanese researchers said Wednesday they had used stem cells to restore partial mobility in a small monkey that had been paralysed from the neck down by a spinal injury."
Oh, how nice, they wandered about Japanese rainforests looking for injured Monkeys to help! Awwwww :-)
Most likely, they caused the injury deliberately, perhaps by cutting his or her spine, or in some other fashion. "Look, we kinda fixed it this time" is not a cause for celebration.
We shouldnt be "experimenting" on Nonhuman Animals period.
Its as easy to be Vegan as not, and its the least we can do for others. We kill 56 Billion land animals each year, Fish are not even counted individually, UN FAO statistics from 2007 http://www.bit.ly/56billion , we can do far more help for other animals by *not* treating them as our property, as things, than no doubt deliberately paralysing imported Monkeys, and then "experimenting" to "fix" them.
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This is great news for people who live in countries not ruled by religious dumb fucks who oppose all stem cells, regardless of where the stem cells originated.
everybody knows that some turkey and some mistletoe... sorry, everybody knows that anomals are used for research. Let's stop wasting time. There are jails full of sex offenders that would make great test subjects. Paralyze them from the neck down, administer the stem cells. Watch them jump around again like the monkey did, then paralyze them again. Simple win win situation.
Oh.... I see....
Well, I hope it's not too late to help this monkey...
http://www.disclose.tv/action/viewvideo/12514/Archive_Footage_Monkey_Head_Transplant_Experiment/