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Crowdfund a Moon Monolith Mission?

Jamie found a somewhat amusing little essay on putting together a crowd-sourced mission to put a monolith on the moon. The author estimates it would cost half a billion dollars, which is a sum he thinks could be raised. Although personally, I think a half a billion dollars could be put to better use, it's a fun thought exercise.

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  1. Raise the Stakes by Sonny+Yatsen · · Score: 2

    Let's raise the stakes. I propose raising half a trillion dollars to develop a time machine and put a monolith in Olduvai Gorge three million years in the past to influence Astralopithecus Afarensis evolution. Our very existence might depend on it.

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    1. Re:Raise the Stakes by BitZtream · · Score: 1

      Heh, but he didn't realize when he wrote those books he was writing a self fulfilling prophecy. Seems he got the timeline a little off though, must have been using a different calendar.

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    2. Re:Raise the Stakes by Sonny+Yatsen · · Score: 3, Funny

      The switch from Mayan to Gregorian was hard on us all.

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    3. Re:Raise the Stakes by gmuslera · · Score: 1

      Well, the time machine part could be a bit complex to get. But would be easy to send a monolith to Saturn or Jupiter, it even don't need to land, just to stay in orbit. Anyway, filling it with (movie) stars will make that expensive. Can't it be filled with politicians or lawyers? it will make humanity to advance too.

    4. Re:Raise the Stakes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I disagree, Sonny! In retrospect, coming down out of the trees was a Really Bad Idea.

    5. Re:Raise the Stakes by rubycodez · · Score: 1

      that's why I never switched. But Mayan Almanac Helpdesk says my calendar's long term support contract will be end-of-life in less than two years without option of renewal

    6. Re:Raise the Stakes by Low+Ranked+Craig · · Score: 2, Funny

      I propose raising .887 trillion dollars and giving it to corrupt business people.

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    7. Re:Raise the Stakes by mweather · · Score: 1

      Really? Mine says it's going to start over in two years, just like it did after the previous 13 b'ak'tuns.

    8. Re:Raise the Stakes by nospam007 · · Score: 1

      With the RIAA lawyers that will come forward to ask for licensing money for "Also sprach Zarathustra".

    9. Re:Raise the Stakes by durrr · · Score: 1

      I think that's what we all fear
      http://www.pbfcomics.com/?cid=PBF111-Reset.jpg

    10. Re:Raise the Stakes by IrquiM · · Score: 1

      Been there, done that!

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  2. open source ipad by StripedCow · · Score: 1

    Why not crowd-fund a completely open-source (thus nothing magical) tablet computer?

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    1. Re:open source ipad by ubermiester · · Score: 1

      see OpenMoko. Total failure...

    2. Re:open source ipad by Simon80 · · Score: 2

      Because imitating a market leader is always doomed to fail (by the time you come out, they will have innovated again, and you will be behind). However, this reminds me of the Pandora Handheld, which is a handheld computer/video game console with an extraordinary set of hardware features that has an open, Linux-based OS and was crowdfunded via pre-orders. Unfortunately, they've failed to avoid getting jerked around by their suppliers, so they have yet to completely ship all of the units in their first batch. They shipped about 1k units last May, but the joystick nubs were unreliable, which caused them to spend 6 months waiting for that supplier to make nubs that can last long enough in stress tests. They're finally getting back into mass production now, and I think they'd get through the first batch in the next two months if nothing else goes wrong. Anyway, this is the sort of open hardware that I'd like to see further development of, it does everything, has almost every possible feature (e.g. a full size USB port) and could be considered pocket sized by some standards. Re: the first reply, I think OpenMoko failed because the hardware had next to no features. I would have bought one if it had an 800x480 screen and some buttons, for example.

    3. Re:open source ipad by Andrew+Cady · · Score: 1

      Except that OpenMoko was not "crowdsourced" -- it was a failed for-profit investment-funded business. And they didn't fail to make a phone; they failed to make money.

    4. Re:open source ipad by Coren22 · · Score: 1

      Tell that to Apple, they are really in trouble if imitation is doomed to fail, after all, almost every major brand had a tablet computer well before Apple.

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    5. Re:open source ipad by Darkness404 · · Score: 1

      Every "crowdsourcing" thing is a for-profit business. There isn't an organization that isn't out there to make money for themselves. Sure, they might justify it as expenses, but just as we work to get a paycheck to pay for rent/mortgage, food, clothes, etc. they do the exact same thing. The only difference is generally scale.

      And they essentially failed, the goal of OpenMoko if I recall correctly was to make a multi-purpose Linux distro that everyone could flash on their phones while being about as good as the top of the line phones (which at that time I believe it was the iPhone 1st gen and BlackBerry) there wasn't anything about a phone in their original mission statement if I recall correctly. Rather, they made a phone to have a development platform to work on, and then once it became clear their distro was destined for failure and Qtopia was able to be flashed on the development phone pretty much everyone decided to screw the idea of a unified distro and go with what had already been done.

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    6. Re:open source ipad by Simon80 · · Score: 1

      Were any of those tablets wildly popular? Was anyone falling all over themselves trying to imitate those tablets? Is the iPad a clone of any of those products?

      It would greatly support your point if you could link us to any example of a tablet that resembles the iPad but was announced before the iPad was.

    7. Re:open source ipad by Coren22 · · Score: 1

      Wikipedia mentions many examples of tablet computers, some looked much like the iPad, but generally they ran Windows, so were actually useful:

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tablet_PC

      Though they were not wildly popular in the consumer market (though incidentally I know many people who prefer them), they were very popular in certain commercial markets. The computers many delivery people use are tablets; UPS, Fedex, beverage distribution companies.

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    8. Re:open source ipad by Andrew+Cady · · Score: 1

      OK, the difference between a for-profit and a non-profit is that the non-profit does not pay anybody dividends. A non-profit is legally forbidden to reward its investors (who are called "donors"). So, actually, it's completely different, since the entire purpose of a for-profit is to pay dividends to the investors.

      A monolith on the moon certainly isn't going to pay anybody dividends in proportion to their investment. Either no investors get paid, or everybody gets the same "dividend" (even those who didn't invest), depending on how you look at it. Either way, it's a non-profit.

      WRT OpenMoko, I don't know about their "original mission statement", but they were quite clearly attempting to make a phone with an open hardware platform. And now the company is making another hardware platform unrelated to phones. It's a company full of hardware designers who produce hardware as a product for sale. So I think it's fair to judge them on that basis.

      Finally, the difference between taxation and theft is that taxation attempts to take from all in order to enable collective purchases, while theft does not exist to enable collective purchases.

      It's really pretty simple.

    9. Re:open source ipad by Ritchie70 · · Score: 1

      To me the key, overridingly cool feature (having just travelled) of an iPad is the TSA doesn't think it's a computer. So it just stays in the bag like any other electronic toy.

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    10. Re:open source ipad by Simon80 · · Score: 1

      Apple didn't clone any of those products. For better or worse, the iPad is different in ways that allowed Apple to market it to a wide audience.

    11. Re:open source ipad by kdemetter · · Score: 1

      So they can clone anything they want , as long as it sells better , it's not a clone ?

    12. Re:open source ipad by Simon80 · · Score: 1

      What are they cloning? Link me to a product that the iPad is a clone of.

    13. Re:open source ipad by kdemetter · · Score: 1

      I wouldn't know. I didn't claim they did.

      You said the iPad was different because it was marketed to a wide audience.

      So that seems to suggest that if it wasn't marketed to such a wide audience , it would be considered as a clone ?

    14. Re:open source ipad by Simon80 · · Score: 1

      No, my point was that if they cloned a "tablet PC" and then tried to market it to a wide audience, it wouldn't work, but the iPad is a very different product.

    15. Re:open source ipad by Coren22 · · Score: 1

      How is the iPad any different?

      Because it is pretty?
      Because it has an app store?

      These are not new ideas either.

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    16. Re:open source ipad by Simon80 · · Score: 1

      I've been saying this repeatedly now: if the iPad isn't different, link me to a product from the past that is similar.

  3. Incentives. by olsmeister · · Score: 1

    Etch everyone's name on it who contributes, and you just might do it. It helps that you wouldn't have to actually pay unless the entire sum was raised. I'd kick in a hundy.

    1. Re:Incentives. by geekoid · · Score: 1

      My, and my families, name is on mars and on a comet. so the moon? meh.

      That said, I think it should be solar powered and give off a faint freq.so if some other species in the earths future goes to the moon, they will have evidence of a previous race. I would put a variety of information for communicating ideas, and I would put stuff IN the monolith.

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    2. Re:Incentives. by toxonix · · Score: 1

      Say there are 5 million contributors @ $100 (unlikely). What size etching should each get? Lets pretend we have 2 sides of a 10 meter tall monolith to etch. Each contributor would get a space roughly 0.04mm in size in which to etch his name. ... This needs rethinking.

  4. Blogger's Failed Logic: by Monkeedude1212 · · Score: 0

    So I only need to find 5 million geeks-like-me worldwide who think this is a cool enough idea to donate 100 bucks

    Good luck with that.

    1. Re:Blogger's Failed Logic: by NevarMore · · Score: 1

      Says the man with a 7 digit UID, we're over 20% there on /. alone!

    2. Re:Blogger's Failed Logic: by Monkeedude1212 · · Score: 1

      How many /. users do you think have extra money to spend on this?

      If you aren't an underpaid IT worker than you are a student in debt. We don't have any extra money to spend, we're already starving as it is.

      Unless you are a Linux Guru, who gets to demand any price he wants for his services and sleeps on piles of money.

    3. Re:Blogger's Failed Logic: by paintballer1087 · · Score: 1

      If you aren't an underpaid IT worker than you are a student in debt.

      I'm an underpaid IT worker AND a student in debt you insensitive clod!

    4. Re:Blogger's Failed Logic: by alta · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Let me make a few comments here...

      1. I'm neither under paid as an IT worker.
      2. A student (in our out of debt)

      I do have extra money to spend, but I wouldn't waste it on this.

      I don't consider myself a guru, just a mediocre linux/windows sysadmin, and a passable LAMP programmer.

      Oh, and I don't know if it helps or hurts that my UID is only 4 digits. For reference for all you 7digit peeps, I'm 34, and I'm guessing I got this UID somewhere around '98 or 99.

      Here's some news from that era
      http://slashdot.org/search.pl?threshold=0&op=stories&sort=1&start=105690

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    5. Re:Blogger's Failed Logic: by Low+Ranked+Craig · · Score: 1

      I wonder if there is a market for selling 4-digit UIDs?

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    6. Re:Blogger's Failed Logic: by geekoid · · Score: 1

      I stopped using my initial UID because people where giving my opinion too much weight based on the UID.

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    7. Re:Blogger's Failed Logic: by prisma · · Score: 1

      A bunch of the stories in that link say they're from 1969. Is there a bug in Slashdot's database?

      According to a couple of headlines that I threw into Google, the stories from "December 31st, 1969" are probably from between 2005 and 2008.

    8. Re:Blogger's Failed Logic: by alta · · Score: 1

      FYI, that 1969 number is what you get when you take a null date value, then pass it through a date_format() function. At least that's how it comes out in php, and I'm sure it's the same here....

      So my guess is, since those pages are all date ordered, those are stories that over time managed to get their dates deleted. They probably happen at random times in the last 13 years, just some error somewhere that cleared the dates.

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    9. Re:Blogger's Failed Logic: by alta · · Score: 1

      make an offer ;)

      I've seen a few 3 digits, and even a 2 digit from someone who wasn't /. staff.

      and for more UID fun...
      http://slashdot.org/pollBooth.pl?qid=1042&aid=-1

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  5. i dunno, seems like a good idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Better than spending trillions on proxy wars. Probably would stimulate the economy better than the bailouts did. Would probably be more successful than NASA will be in the next 20 years.

  6. Why not crowd-fund anti-aging research? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Get cracking, apes, the universe will last billions of years but you won't! Act now!!!!!!!!!

    1. Re:Why not crowd-fund anti-aging research? by 0123456 · · Score: 1

      Get cracking, apes, the universe will last billions of years but you won't! Act now!!!!!!!!!

      Indeed. If we could extend lifespans to thousands of years, then waiting a few decades until you can launch a monolith to the moon with a rocket you built in your garage would hardly be a problem.

  7. On the Monolith or the Moon?!? by Virtucon · · Score: 1

    Wasn't that an episode of "The Tick" when Chairface etched his name on the moon?

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    1. Re:On the Monolith or the Moon?!? by click2005 · · Score: 1

      He only got as far as CHA

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    2. Re:On the Monolith or the Moon?!? by genner · · Score: 1

      He only got as far as CHA

      ...and then the C got erased.

    3. Re:On the Monolith or the Moon?!? by BiggyMcLargeHuge · · Score: 1

      That show was awesome! SPPPOOOOOOOOOOONNNN!!!!!!! (sorry... had to)

    4. Re:On the Monolith or the Moon?!? by Virtucon · · Score: 1

      American Maid was hot... ;-)

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  8. Better Use? by SuperKendall · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Although personally, I think a half a billion dollars could be put to better use

    You can play that game forever though. Did you east breakfast this morning? That food could have been put to better use, as could the water from your shower, or the resources it took to make the shoes you put on your feet.

    In fact I can think of no better use for a tiny drop in the total sum of money floating around the planet, than a mass exercise in artistic expression. It's kind of the ultimate way of saying, here we are.

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    1. Re:Better Use? by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      With some people, even the oxygen they use when breathing could be to better use...

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    2. Re:Better use? by $RANDOMLUSER · · Score: 1

      Indeed. We need to make sure No Banker Left Behind succeeds before we waste money on such frippery.

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    3. Re:Better Use? by Sponge+Bath · · Score: 0

      I'm just throwing this out there, but what about sending a monolith of plexiglass with Glenn Beck embedded in it? I would even pay extra for some Hubble shots of that.

    4. Re:Better use? by Opportunist · · Score: 2

      "No banker left behind" sure is a good name for a program involving a moonshot.

      Mind if we add a few lawyers?

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    5. Re:Better Use? by eam · · Score: 1

      >It's kind of the ultimate way of saying, here we are.

      Or "here we were", if it turns out we really did need the money somewhere else.

    6. Re:Better Use? by SecurityGuy · · Score: 0

      You can play that game forever though.

      You're playing word games. The point isn't that this is not the optimal use of the money, the point is that this is a spectacularly stupid waste of the money. Don't forever try to find the perfect use for it, but if you're going to raise half a billion, let's do something that's not spectacularly stupid.

    7. Re:Better use? by $RANDOMLUSER · · Score: 1

      You have my permission to add as many lawyers to a one-way moonshot as you please, however, given the numbers involved, you might want to consider sending the lawyers to "explore" the Mariana Trench instead.

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    8. Re:Better use? by I8TheWorm · · Score: 1

      Toss in most politicians and I'll have paypal at the ready.

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    9. Re:Better Use? by Andrew+Cady · · Score: 1

      In fact I can think of no better use for a tiny drop in the total sum of money floating around the planet, than a mass exercise in artistic expression. It's kind of the ultimate way of saying, here we are.

      This is the question isn't it?

      Certain activities are excess, certain are essential. You can't play the game forever: the food people eat is essential to their survival. Art is not, and as excess, it exists only in a situation of abundance of the essential.

      The only reason excess can be derided, rightfully, is that the abundance of the essential, and thus art, exists amidst (and indeed is made possible by) the deprivation of the essential from a vast majority of humans. Art and excess are the privilege of the few amidst the many who live in a world of scarcity.

      I do realize that one can make the argument that if we wait for justice before beauty, we will just end up with a world that is without both. It is unfortunately rare to see this position coupled with the candor to admit injustice.

      Myself, I do not think we should refrain from all fun until the chimera of social justice is conjured -- and I am certain that even the poor and starving, that even those in concentration camps and prisons, find energy to devote to humor and celebration. However, given the state of the world, the message of such a piece of art as this is, to me, a message of the harshest disregard for human suffering and equality.

    10. Re:Better Use? by interkin3tic · · Score: 1

      You can play that game forever though. Did you east breakfast this morning?

      I'm sympathetic to the suggestion that we could fund this and not be terrible people, but you're being absurd. There's a huge difference between... er... easting breakfast and spending a billion putting a pointless thing on the moon.

      In fact I can think of no better use for a tiny drop in the total sum of money floating around the planet, than a mass exercise in artistic expression. It's kind of the ultimate way of saying, here we are.

      I can. For one thing, an -actual- artistic expression rather than just an expensive tribute to a book/movie.

      For another thing, the moon has been done decades ago. True, we planted a flag, and it was more a show of nationalism, but a monolith to say "we are here" is still redundant, and a billion to make a redundant expression is in my book too much. I might give some money to put it on Mars, but not the moon.

      I'd be more inclined to fund another "bottle in the cosmic ocean" as Carl Sagan put it, similar to the Voyagers even though it would be the third. After all, there are a lot of directions to send probes, right?

    11. Re:Better Use? by Belial6 · · Score: 1

      So, a win-win then?

    12. Re:Better Use? by SuperKendall · · Score: 1

      I'd be more inclined to fund another "bottle in the cosmic ocean" as Carl Sagan put it, similar to the Voyagers even though it would be the third. After all, there are a lot of directions to send probes, right?

      I'd be willing to compromise on that as long as we sent out a lot of them, they were all shaped exactly like imperial probe droids, and they included copies of Star Wars along with various body parts of George Lucas.

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    13. Re:Better Use? by w0mprat · · Score: 1

      What about all the money spent on sports and recreation? That could be better spent on feeding millions of starving children somewhere.

      Infact lets ban all forms of fun and interest if it isn't directly helping disadvantaged children somewhere.

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    14. Re:Better Use? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He could end up near a distant sun, and set free by a nuclear explosion the radiation for the star could give him super powers. I wouldn't wish that on any other planet in our universe.

    15. Re:Better Use? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't know about you but I think anything that contributes to the overall advancement of our ability to explore the stars is now were near stupid. If you want to see a spectacularly stupid waste of money go down to the nearest mega church around the time the offering plate gets passed around.

    16. Re:Better Use? by eggnoglatte · · Score: 1

      Right, because not agreeing to fund something is the same thing as banning it.

    17. Re:Better Use? by Builder · · Score: 1

      Really? So you want some alien race that discovers this later to think that Glenn Beck was the ideal example of humanity? I think we need to rethink this :p

    18. Re:Better use? by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      As soon as you toss politicians, paypal closes your account. Haven't you learned anything from the Wikileaks troubles?

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  9. Awesome by BJ_Covert_Action · · Score: 1

    I liked the artist's rendition of the black monolith front view. That made me laugh out loud at work. It would appear that the paper's name, Ironic Sans is quite appropriate.

  10. I especially like by kimvette · · Score: 1

    I especially like the artist's rendition of what the Monolith would look like! :-)

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  11. Dear lord!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I would much rather feed the hungry than fund this extravagance.

    1. Re:Dear lord!! by Chibi+Merrow · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Yeah, but you only have to buy this monolith once. The hungry will just be hungry again tomorrow... Unless you stop feeding them, then it eventually solves itself.

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    2. Re:Dear lord!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Think of it as Evolution in action

    3. Re:Dear lord!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The hungry will just be hungry again tomorrow
       
      Ever heard the saying "Teach a man to fish"? That's another way to solve the problem by itself.

    4. Re:Dear lord!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The hungry will just be hungry again tomorrow

      Ever heard the saying "Teach a man to fish"? That's another way to solve the problem by itself.

      Sure, teach a man to fish.. Teach the world to fish, and you run out of fish.

    5. Re:Dear lord!! by initialE · · Score: 1

      When you stop feeding the hungry, they will beat you to death, take all your money, and figure out if human flesh is better roasted or fried.

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    6. Re:Dear lord!! by $0.02 · · Score: 1

      Can you teach them how to fish?

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    7. Re:Dear lord!! by Builder · · Score: 1

      Nope. First you have to teach a man to fish (or farm). Then you need to stop several major world powers from providing agricultural tax breaks or grants to allow the man to farm on a level playing field. Then you have to teach a man to overthrow his corrupt government so that he can control the means of his production and also have the ability to get his product beyond his local and national borders to a viable market. There's more too, but I can't be bothered to type it right now.

      Anyone who says 'teach a man to fish...' should go and spend some time in North Africa.

    8. Re:Dear lord!! by Chibi+Merrow · · Score: 1

      Only if you're willing to learn.

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  12. Spend half a billion on helping people on Earth by fantomas · · Score: 1

    Surely somebody can get geeks excited in something more useful than putting a non functioning block of stone on the moon.

    There's plenty of non-functioning human created hardware sitting on the moon already. Put your hundred dollars to better use, help people here, help planet Earth, whatever good cause you believe in. Some of them even give you credit, if your goal is getting your ego stroked / your name for immortality etc.

    Plenty of IT related good causes down here.

    Or at least match your moon-donation with an earth-donation.

    1. Re:Spend half a billion on helping people on Earth by dadelbunts · · Score: 1

      What if the cause i believe in is spreading awareness in Arthur C.Clarke and the space odyssey series.

    2. Re:Spend half a billion on helping people on Earth by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This project *would* help people on earth. Very little of the money gets "shot into space". It's people on earth who would design and build it.

    3. Re:Spend half a billion on helping people on Earth by geekoid · · Score: 1

      Fuck you.

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  13. Better use? by Opportunist · · Score: 1

    Why, is there a bank left that needs a bailout? Do you get a bank bailout for just half a billion anyway?

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  14. Can't we just send Congress to the Moon? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    They'd do less harm there and the skeletons of over 500 humans would make a bigger impression on future races or any aliens that found them. I think it'd be easier to raise money for that proposal as well.

    1. Re:Can't we just send Congress to the Moon? by olsmeister · · Score: 1

      I don't think they would wind up as skeletons. Unless they were skeletons to start with.

    2. Re:Can't we just send Congress to the Moon? by Coren22 · · Score: 1

      Nope, most likely a quite frozen carcass until it gets hit by a micro meteorite or something.

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  15. Whats the point by antifoidulus · · Score: 1

    I mean why? Chairface Chippendale is just going to obliterate it with his laser, so why bother?

  16. "$500M could be put to better use" by John+Hasler · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Then get out there, raise it, and put it to that "better use".

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    1. Re:"$500M could be put to better use" by Archangel+Michael · · Score: 1

      no no no no no.

      You misunderstand. He wants to control what you want to do with YOUR money, not what he wants to do with HIS money.

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  17. How about just getting back there first? by mark-t · · Score: 1

    Really... I think putting something that is essentially just an art exhibit onto the moon before we have any sort of real plan to get anybody back there, particularly since it doesn't even offer to create any sort of impetus for getting us back onto the moon anyways, may be one of the most spectacular ways to waste money that doesn't actually involve throwing perfectly good cash into a fireplace.

    1. Re:How about just getting back there first? by phyrexianshaw.ca · · Score: 1

      And how exactly is this anything close to the same thing as "throwing cash into a fireplace"

      the reason money exists, is to purchase time/work from somebody. $500M would potentially allow hundreds of people to earn a living for a time, stimulate an economy that globally is stagnating, and would produce results that people would for hundreds of years be able to say "we accomplished that" or "we helped fund that".

      the reason the world's in an economic slum, is because people like you think that spending money makes it go away.

      when you spend a few dollars on some milk at the store, you're not "throwing that money away". you're trading it for a product. the store then uses a portion of that money to pay the employee for being there to collect the dollar, and spends another portion of it replenishing it's stock. another portion goes to lining the pockets of someone who already collects an unfair portion of that purchase, but they will in turn then take that money and may employ you to pave their driveway, or god-forbid: contribute towards an artistic project involving putting a rock onto a rock that's really far away.

      that money in turn will go back into circulation. it's "saving money" that ends up hurting the current system, not spending it.

    2. Re:How about just getting back there first? by sincewhen · · Score: 1

      Well then you may be totally horrified by this

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  18. TPB might want in on that. by phyrexianshaw.ca · · Score: 1

    somebody should get the author in touch with the current "staff" behind ThePirateBay.

    I'm sure they'd love to contribute something to the project if the monolith could be used in a distributed link technology. even something dumb like just a solar powered signal repeater would be awesome.

  19. It was a joke by Foo2rama · · Score: 1

    Well played joke. He wanted to land the monolith by parachute, and give a small sticker as the only reward for donating 100 bucks... Think about these things,


    Well trolled sir, well trolled.

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    1. Re:It was a joke by $RANDOMLUSER · · Score: 1

      I like his idea for building a Godzilla shaped building in Tokyo even better.

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    2. Re:It was a joke by thijsh · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I read mildly interested until I encountered the word 'parachute' and almost spilled my coffee... well played joke indeed.

  20. This project already exists! by Xerotope · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Some people loosely connected to the Lunar X Prize want to place a Christian cross on the moon.

    http://crossonthemoon.com/

    Religious Zeal-sourcing?

    1. Re:This project already exists! by Coren22 · · Score: 1

      I am Catholic, and I just can't support this if it is real. Only a true religious zealot would want to put a cross on the moon. Why not a symbol from every religion?

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    2. Re:This project already exists! by DiamondGeezer · · Score: 1

      Great idea! For us atheists we could have a big nothing on the Moon. Which we've already put there.

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    3. Re:This project already exists! by geekoid · · Score: 1

      We could put a monolith with science formulas.

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    4. Re:This project already exists! by SailorSpork · · Score: 1

      Religious Zeal has had it's business plan hammered out centuries before the invention of the Corporation. If I was a betting man, I'd give the odds of the Monolith as 1:1000000 chance of happening, the Cross a 1:3 chance.

    5. Re:This project already exists! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I will pay $100 to ensure no religious or corporate symbols on the moon are visible from Earth.

    6. Re:This project already exists! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Make it in the shape of a mac mini and you can even get Steve in on it!

    7. Re:This project already exists! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Are you sure you're a Catholic? Isn't proclamation of Jesus as the one true God, and not promoting false deities, a pretty big part of the Catholic faith?

    8. Re:This project already exists! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Quick, someone start a fund to build a missile to blow up the cross on the moon as soon as it's erected.

      At the very least a mission to fire a huge mass of wet noodles at the thing.

    9. Re:This project already exists! by IrquiM · · Score: 1

      Keep religion out of space!

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    10. Re:This project already exists! by Coren22 · · Score: 1

      Are you sure you're a Catholic? Isn't proclamation of Jesus as the one true God,

      No, Jesus taught that you should be accepting of others, and not worry about what others do and just worry about yourself. And also, it would be that God is my one true God, which also includes Yahweh and Allah as they are speaking of the exact same being.

      and not promoting false deities,

      Not my job to proclaim everyone else's god as false, I worship my god, and that is good enough for me. Is God the real god? He is for me. Are the shintoists right? Buddhists? Pagans? whoever? For them it they could be right, that doesn't make my god any less right.

      Nothing anywhere says that the other religions aren't really worshiping the same being by different faces. After all the New Testament split Yahweh into 3 pieces (Father, Son, and Holy Spirit) it is still the same god being worshiped in both religions though.

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    11. Re:This project already exists! by Coren22 · · Score: 1

      I like this idea, I would support it :)

      I don't see a problem with different organizations putting different items up there, or even one organizations putting a bunch of things up there. Until it is colonized, it isn't like it is wasting space.

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  21. What About a Smiley Face? by jermo · · Score: 1

    Donate 500M to my cause and I'll send a solar powered excavator to dig holes and trenches to construct an earth visible smiley face instead of those stupid craters- dude moonolith? you gotta think bigger.

    1. Re:What About a Smiley Face? by blind+biker · · Score: 1

      Draw a weiner and you have my $5.

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    2. Re:What About a Smiley Face? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think it needs to say "CHA"

  22. Better idea by MikeRT · · Score: 1

    Start a charity that provides one free space flight for children with rare and fatal diseases. Everyone wins. The kids get an obscenely expensive, cool experience and commercial space travel gets an unprecedented shot in the arm with private funds.

    1. Re:Better idea by phyrexianshaw.ca · · Score: 1

      is it terrible that all that makes me imagine is kids trying to become sick, so they can get a ride in space?

    2. Re:Better idea by MikeRT · · Score: 1

      Test them for alleged illness. If they maintain the illusion all the way through, just punt them out the airlock.

      Problem solved.

  23. Re:Useless Piece of Crap by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That is essentially what places like Kiva and the like are trying to do. They take crowd funding, and give it to pre established infrastructure to try to help people with their goals.

  24. Some Design Issues by BJ_Covert_Action · · Score: 1

    Off the top of my head, some of the design issues that I can think of for doing something like this are (in no particular order):

    Deployment: Having a large, long, skinny rectangle (probably hollow to save mass) bolted to a launch vehicle is a bad idea. Rockets shake the ever living shit out of their payloads and that monolith is going to be one big wiggling moment arm unless the basic internal frame is super rigid. That said, it seems like making the monolith some form of deployable, maybe a telescoping rectangle, might be the best bet.

    Landing: Landing on the moon is going to require some form of controlled descent, unless you just want to recreate the LCROSS mission. That said, a whole lander system (small rocket powered) is probably going to be needed to land, place the monolith, and let it otherwise deploy. Putting rockets on the monolith itself would probably be a bit difficult as tanks and thermal control issues tend to distort the nice, necessary rectangle geometry of the object. Also, stabilizing a tall object like that with rockets on the base is similar to an inverted pendulum control problem. It can be done, but it is tricky and requires a powerful control system, which requires power, which might necessitate something like solar panels. In other words, the basic geometrical nature of this particular payload would be very constraining if you wanted to turn the monolith itself into a vehicle.

    Thermal control: If the monolith has any sort of electronics or equipment inside of it, they are going to cook. The vehicle will likely see sun on it's way to the moon. If the monolith itself is exposed to view, then you will have a nice, large area, black surface absorbing solar radiation. That sucker is going to get hot. Basically this would be similar to pointing a typical spacecraft's radiator straight at the sun, which is a big no-no in spacecraft design, unless you like melting things.

    Cosmetics: This isn't really a mission killer, but if you truly want a big black monolith on the moon, it probably won't be particularly black by the time it gets their. Between atomic oxygen in the upper atmosphere and direct exposure to solar radiation, whatever surface coating you put on the ol' girl is going to get beat up. So it will more than likely end up a, "mostly black but very scuffed," color. Not a big deal, but something to consider.

    Of course, all of these problems are solvable. Maybe the whole monolith could be stored in a box. It could erect itself by deploying some lightweight rods in a rectangular geometry and pulling a black skin between them, unless of course the outer material has to be one solid piece. Covering or storing the monolith during transit in such a fashion would help regulate the thermal issues. The most expensive part of the project, like all space projects, will be buying a launch vehicle. Lander development would also be expensive, but perhaps the project could purchase existing hardware from someone like Armadillo or White Space, once their platforms get tested.

    Either way, fun project, but it will definitely be expensive and not simple by any means.

  25. Diagram incorrectly caption by shogun · · Score: 1

    The article needs a minor correction, the diagram is labelled as showing the front of a monolith but it is clearly a rear view.

    1. Re:Diagram incorrectly caption by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's funny. Mods must be asleep today.

  26. Advertising space by Frans+Faase · · Score: 1

    Sell the back of the monolite per square inch as advertising space or for private investors to put their name on. Maybe in a million years it will be rediscovered by some descendant of the mouse who then have achieved human like intelligence.

  27. Another one? by falken0905 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Why does the moon need two?

  28. Premature Optimization by Ukab+the+Great · · Score: 2

    Let's see if we can land a golf ball on the moon for $1 million and perfect our technique before we go wasting half-billion dollar boosters that might explode on launch.

    1. Re:Premature Optimization by khallow · · Score: 1

      Let's see if we can land a golf ball on the moon for $1 million and perfect our technique before we go wasting half-billion dollar boosters that might explode on launch.

      The half-billion dollar booster is part of that "technique".

  29. Re:Useless Piece of Crap by LandDolphin · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Well, lots of people seem to enjoy masturbating. But I am sure you don't. You spend every penny towards bettering the world and helping your fellow man, right?

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  30. Fund research in Prosthetic Bodies... by jameskojiro · · Score: 2

    That way we can get immortality and live long enough to visit the monolith they place there.

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  31. What are you doing reading Slashdot?! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Those precious seconds could be used earning money to lift people out of poverty! You god damned hypocrite!

  32. Re:Useless Piece of Crap by DRJlaw · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I take it that essentially every moment of your time is devoted to preventing people from dying, since the $1.66 that this would represent if you spread the expense over every person in ths U.S. (neglecting the other 6.6 billion people in the world) is less than a half hour of a net minimum wage.

    While we're at it, let's get rid of those pesky cultural arts, since that's virtually all "masturbation" as well.

  33. not a waste by Speare · · Score: 1

    If we just describe Apollo 11 as "sent Neil Armstrong to the moon for an afternoon giggle," that would of course sound like a waste of all of those resources. Instead, America collectively spent those resources by choice.

    We choose to go to the moon. We choose to go to the moon in this decade and do the other things, not because they are easy, but because they are hard, because that goal will serve to organize and measure the best of our energies and skills, because that challenge is one that we are willing to accept, one we are unwilling to postpone, and one which we intend to win, and the others, too.

    If a bunch of geeks want to pony up $100 to "put a monolith on the moon," sure, you can also look at that as a waste, but as an opportunity to maintain that trajectory of wonder, of daring, and of progress. Or we can sit back and watch the dreamers in other countries do the same... with possibly far less noble and gregarious intentions. A hundred bucks of discretionary spending for those who dare to dream doesn't seem out of line for me. I've got plenty of other geek toys and half-done projects around the house that cost me more than that.

    We (and I mean America and mankind as a whole) earned a lot of new technologies and had a lot of new dreams due to those efforts of the 60s and 70s, and the fields of science and engineering were forever advanced by the project. We reap them now, and we now stand on the shoulders of giants, choosing new challenges that will continue to propel mankind figuratively, if not literally.

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    1. Re:not a waste by sconeu · · Score: 1

      Unfortunately, the current philosophy is:

      We choose not to go to the moon. We choose not to go to the moon in this decade and do the other things, because they are hard, because that goal will not serve to organize and line the pockets of our campaign contributors, because that challenge is one that we are unwilling to accept, one we are willing to postpone, and one which we intend to forget about, and the others, too.

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  34. Ask the facebook kid by damn_registrars · · Score: 1

    Tell him it will be the cornerstone for his new house, he'll be all over it. He certainly has $500M to spare...

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  35. Re:Useless Piece of Crap by Monkeedude1212 · · Score: 1

    And anyone who spends their time reading slashdot instead of working the shelter downtown is... what?

  36. Kickstarter's Law by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just confirms a theory I've held for some time about Kickstarter:

    "The more retarded the Kickstarter project the more money it will ask for, and receive."

  37. Re:Useless Piece of Crap by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Some of us choose not to live in a welfare state. The mere thought of any non-government entity entering another gravity well is worthwhile.

  38. lawyers in "carbonite" (epoxy?) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    would be a good analog for monoliths. The technology doesn't actually need to preserve them; just some blinky lights on the side will do to appease their families.

    The thought of what a wonderful accomplishment this would be makes me weep.

  39. Re:Useless Piece of Crap by magarity · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Let's waste half a billion. Why not crowdfund for something meaningful and useful to the world? There are people dying and these jerks, anyone who supports this with effort or funding, are masturbating.

    This sort of project would provide a fair number of jobs and is voluntarily financed, what's non-meaningful and useless about that? The government isn't confiscating the money from you so why are you complaining? Start your own crowd sourced project to halt death or whatever it is you think is more meaningful and useful.

  40. Re:Useless Piece of Crap by interkin3tic · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Well, lots of people seem to enjoy masturbating. But I am sure you don't. You spend every penny towards bettering the world and helping your fellow man, right?

    What do pennies have to do with... wait... it isn't free? I'm supposed to be paying a licensing fee or something to someone?

    Well, that explains about half of the national debt... sorry guys.

  41. After I move into my condo on the Moon... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...then I'd put $10 into that.

  42. Kickstarter's Law by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This just confirms a long held theory of mine:

    "The more retarded the Kickstarter project, the more money it will ask for, and receive."

  43. For nine billion Euro by Javajunk · · Score: 0

    "For nine billion Euro we could have written 'Fuck off Germany' on the moon." -Frankie Boyle

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  44. Re:Useless Piece of Crap by MozeeToby · · Score: 1

    You're assuming that this has absolutely zero redeeming benefits to society. In reality, such a project could go a long ways towards lowering the cost to LEO and beyond which of course has the potential to benifit everyone.

  45. Soviet Russia by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In Soviet Russia monolith creates you.

  46. Re:Useless Piece of Crap by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Well the kitten isn't going to bury itself ya know

  47. Re:Useless Piece of Crap by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Unless the dollar bills are packed in a box and sent to the Moon, they aren't "wasted". They will end up as paychecks for employees and used to pay for materials, which will put the money in people's pockets, creating jobs for people who can then give to charity. The real waste is to NOT spend half a billion dollars that you have. That doesn't help ANYONE.

  48. How to be bad-ass, and have fun doing it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A Friend of mine made a suggestions very similar to this about a decade ago -

    He noted that the production and marketing cost of a major hollywood movie is about the same as to launch a high tech satellite (I never verified his numbers, just took it on faith... yeah.)

    The idea was to use movie-style financing to send a slew of home-grown autonomous robots to the moon, their only purpose: to explore the moon, fight off the other robots in low gravity (natural slo-mo), and send video of it all back to Earth.
    The resulting video footage wold be edited and distributed just like a motion picture, but, in theory, the novelty of it all would be self-advertising through word of mouth (this was well before the term "viral marketing" had been coined.)

    Ten years later....

    A half billion dollars is less than $2 per person in the USA, or about $60 for every iPad sold by Apple (so far). Certainly do-able as a crowd-funded operation. We should definitely do something like this. Here's why- In the 1960's, the Apollo program's main objective was to show the Soviets just how bad-ass the US really is. This could be a way for the citizenry of the world to say the same thing to our governments...
     

  49. Re:Useless Piece of Crap by Belial6 · · Score: 1

    Well, if you get rid of cultural arts, you take care of the monolith by default, since it is a cultural arts project.

  50. what this really means (as a skeptic) by CAIMLAS · · Score: 1, Insightful

    As a skeptic, what this really means to me is: this guy is looking for a way to fund his retirement.

    Half a billion? That's 500 million. Sure, it might cost that much to perform the actual operation, but consider: management and administration costs. Surely there will be a significant portion of that set aside, particularly for the fund management. Say, as a non-profit, it's a 'relatively modest' $175k/year for such a position (if he's fitting in with current gov't standards, at least), and surely that sum would be allocated to him to manage it.

    Let's say the project lasts 5 years; he just netted 2/3 or so of a million in income. At that point, the project has gone bankrupt due to lack of interest.

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    1. Re:what this really means (as a skeptic) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Whoosh!

      (Dude. Read the rest of the blog.

      It's a joke. Laugh.)

  51. Forget the monolith; send a Reliant Robin instead by yt8znu35 · · Score: 1

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pJdrlWR-yFM They need to do this again but get it into space and onto a lunar trajectory. A controlled landing would not be necessary.

  52. About as likely to succeed as cyber begging by mark-t · · Score: 1

    [NT]

  53. Forget the moon... by CFBMoo1 · · Score: 1

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qm9_gpGF3Xw

    Put it on one of Jupiter or Saturn's moons at least if you want to hope for any chance of survival beyond Earth's life.

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  54. Re:Useless Piece of Crap by Turbofish · · Score: 1

    Absolutely right!
    Even an extraterrestrial publicity stunt like this, if privately funded, would be worthwhile... more so if they include a low lunar orbit satellite with a webcam to stream continuous video to Ustream or some similar service. Anything which helps to make the point that we do not have to limit ourselves to a single world is worthwhile.

  55. Re:Useless Piece of Crap by Dishevel · · Score: 1
    Well since it is all private monies let us take your example and use it on you.

    You are not spending all of your money in a way that all the rest of us think that you should be spending your money. So we are now going to berate you for spending your money.

    Have a nice day and make sure that you do not forget to Fuck Off.

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  56. Re:Useless Piece of Crap by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Let's waste half a billion. Why not crowdfund for something meaningful and useful to the world? There are people dying and these jerks, anyone who supports this with effort or funding, are masturbating.

    Yeah, look at all the good that money raised for Haiti did!

    Oh wait, no it didn't - plenty was wasted, and they are arguably worse off than before. Hmmm...

    I'm not saying DON'T give to good causes - but thinking that this money is somehow better spent elsewhere for a more worthwhile cause doesn't hold water in my mind.

  57. 500M will fund the Iraq war for one week... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ..if you want something to compare it to.

  58. Make it a MESSAGE by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm in.

    The economical logic is simple. $500,000,000 is only ~0.007 (less than 0.1%) of the first "bailout" tranche that US taxpayers committed to maintain a purely-parasitical banking system. If we can spend 1000x this amount to pay bonuses to the banking class, can't we spend 1/1000 to help ALL of mankind?

    This project that would at the very least INSPIRE and EDUCATE humanity...not to mention the technology spinoffs and trickledown benefits.

    But personally...I would donate 100 times more money if the mission goal was to write a short MESSAGE on the moon that is beneficial to humanity. Something like "LEARN" or "LOVE" (or maybe, just to get past our biggest immediate hurdle, "BANKS = EVIL").

    I'm not sure of the best technology for this. One possibility is a payload of several hundred small projectiles that burst with a carbon-black payload, each creating a large dot in an overall dot-matrix printout. Another possibility is to send a number of robots (Mars rovers, simplified) that could "draw" the message by chemically or mechanically "blacking" the lunar soil as they move.

    Smarter minds can figure out the details. But the goal would be a message that advances humanity, and is visible to anyone with an average pair of binoculars at full moon.

    Let's do it.

  59. Google Lunar XPrize Teams by power2people · · Score: 1

    Helping the Google Lunar XPrize teams (there are twenty currently) would be a far more interesting, fun, and productive way to spend some millions. Slashdotters could help support Google's important Lunar competition.

  60. I know! I know! by denzacar · · Score: 1

    And how exactly is this anything close to the same thing as "throwing cash into a fireplace"

    It does nothing useful for almost anyone (well... a small number of people would get a very expensive heating system) and all it does is produce pollution.

    the reason money exists, is to purchase time/work from somebody. $500M would potentially allow hundreds of people to earn a living for a time, stimulate an economy that globally is stagnating, and would produce results that people would for hundreds of years be able to say "we accomplished that" or "we helped fund that".

    Those people will not starve without this project.If anything, this project would take away their valuable time and resources.
    Also, idi... I mean author of the "article" pulled all of the numbers from his as... I mean thin air.

    You want a project you could say "we accomplished that" about? Get your buddies and go plant some trees.

    it's "saving money" that ends up hurting the current system, not spending it.

    Actually... no. It's spending the money you don't have on things you don't need that is hurting the system. You know... like a war or two.. or putting a fucking rock onto another rock. In space.
    Which is about as artistic as making a photocopy of Mona Lisa. Or taking a snapshot of it with your phone.

    On the other hand, NOT spending that money would NOT waste human, technological, monetary and other resources that WILL be needed elsewhere - as people with the knowhow to pull something like that are not actually sitting around on their asses or flipping burgers at the local grill.
    Nor would most of the material and resources be recyclable in any way - even if you have plans for a "put a rock into space" industry.

    And the FACT that this will never be done (definitely not in the way it was proposed to be done) proves beyond doubt that there are more important things to spend/waste/save money on.

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  61. A half a billion? by Bones3D_mac · · Score: 1

    Couldn't we just pull another "Capricorn One" and pocket the other $450,000,000?

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  62. I'd be happy to just put a webcam up there. by Lester67 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    With telemetry back to Earth. Seriously... NASA could do that with their eyes closed.

    Lunar Cam 2011. That's MY crowd source mission.

    1. Re:I'd be happy to just put a webcam up there. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hate to break it to you, but the moon is pretty boring. Short-term, almost nothing changes. You would see the same moonscape for days on end, until the sun sets, then the same for night, until it all repeats again.

  63. Stupid waste of money by MaWeiTao · · Score: 1

    I'm all for funding a project to put something on the mood. But make it something constructive, not some stupid, pointless tribute to a novel and movie. I like the movie and novels, but not so much that I was to see untold millions wasted on this nonsense.

    How about spending a few thousand bucks and having one erected somewhere on Earth?

    1. Re:Stupid waste of money by YrWrstNtmr · · Score: 1

      I'm all for funding a project to put something on the mood.

      May I suggest some Bolero? Or maybe Luther Vandross.

    2. Re:Stupid waste of money by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What novel and movie? Did I miss that part?

  64. Apply this fundraising method for Mars mission! by kumma · · Score: 1

    This funding method might work better than advertising: http://www.foxnews.com/scitech/2010/12/30/nasa-scientist-publishes-colonizing-red-planet-guide/ I'm ordering this book in couple of moths by the way

  65. Large-scale excavation lasts longer by FridayBob · · Score: 1

    Placing a monolith, or any relatively small-sized object on the moon is a waste of time: it is bound to be obliterated, or at least buried, by an asteroid strike long before the Earth-Moon system is destroyed by an aging sun. Something that would last much further into the future would be a large-scale excavation of some kind, like the Nazca Lines. It could be something as simple as a straight line, or consist of more complex shapes, perhaps conveying information about our civilization. The bigger it would be, the better: preferably on a scale of thousands to hundreds of thousands of meters. That way, large parts would remain recognizable as obviously artificial for as long as possible. If the excavation robots used for the project were self-replicating, it would be possible to do it for relatively little money as well.

    1. Re:Large-scale excavation lasts longer by Dthief · · Score: 1

      how about write "if you can read this you are too close" on the light side of the moon - nazca style

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  66. Re:Useless Piece of Crap by mangu · · Score: 1

    Well the kitten isn't going to bury itself ya know

    I don't think he needs burying yet.

  67. Art is the most essential thing by SuperKendall · · Score: 1

    the food people eat is essential to their survival. Art is not,

    Art is not essential to survival; it is essential to existence. That's why it's not a waste of money.

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  68. Anything is possible by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hey, if he can pull this off, then anything is possible. Even honest politicians!

  69. Re:Useless Piece of Crap by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ironic, coming from a username pronounced "man goo" ;-)

  70. Monolith facts by Xoc-S · · Score: 1
    Some monolith facts:
    1. The monolith can be any size, but the proportions are 1:4:9. It's actually infinitely dimensional, so the next three are 16,25,36. Notice the pattern?
    2. The monolith is found on the moon in the crater Tycho. Tycho is the one with all the streaks coming from it on any picture of a full moon; like arrows pointing at the crater saying "find monolith here".
    3. When the sun hits the monolith for the first time in the 4 million years since the apes were impregnated with the idea of the use of tools, it sends a message to the rebroadcast station near Jupiter (Saturn in the book) saying this planet has sufficiently advanced to be able to reach their moon, check them out!
  71. Thought Experiment by Ukab+the+Great · · Score: 1

    Cost In Todays Dollars Of 1960's moon program: $170,000,000,000
    # of Saturn V rockets in Moon program: 15
    Maximum Payload of Saturn V rocket: 272,000
    (170,000,000,000 / 15) / 272,000 = $41666 per lunar pound
    1.62oz golf ball = $4218 to get a golf ball on the moon using 1960's technology.

    1. Re:Thought Experiment by khallow · · Score: 1
      The first thing I want to note here is that we already know we can land a golf ball on the Moon for much less than a million dollars. Just make it part of a larger payload as happened with Apollo 14.

      Cost In Todays Dollars Of 1960's moon program: $170,000,000,000

      It's considerably lower if you use the GDP deflator as your measure of inflation. PPI shows similar values over this time frame. Also you need to recall that there's a vast amount of development (Mercury and Gemini programs), unmanned exploration (21 unmanned missions in the 60s prior to manned Apollo missions), and Skylab (which wasn't a lunar program) in that price tag. These are high fixed costs which aren't represented well by taking total costs and dividing by number of launches.

      If they had launched 30 rockets instead of 15, you'd have seen a considerable decline in per launch cost simply because the vast development costs would have been shared over twice as many launches. When I did the calculation some time ago, I got $91 billion for Apollo (including the fleets of unmanned probes in the early to mid 60s) in 1994 dollars. Using GDP deflator, that comes to roughly $125 billion in today's dollars. If one looks at the funding for the actual Apollo project, you see that costs peaked in 1966 (see last table in link). Rushing R&D lead to tremendous costs before the first guy stepped onto the Moon.

      Maximum Payload of Saturn V rocket: 272,000
      (170,000,000,000 / 15) / 272,000 = $41666 per lunar pound

      According to Wikipedia, payload to LEO was 262,000 pounds and to trans lunar injection was 100,000 pounds. So using your numbers you get roughly $110k just to shoot mass past the Moon. You still have to burn propellant to get into lunar orbit and to land on the Moon (with no benefit from an atmosphere as would be the case with Earth or Mars). So price tag would be higher than you claim.

      There are various places for improvement. For example, Earth to LEO costs are much lower than the $40k per pound cited above. Russian program can do it for roughly $2-3k per pound. SpaceX claims that they can support similar prices once they have the Falcon 9 going at high launch frequency. While some payloads such as people and delicate electronics can't afford to pass through the van Allen belts many times or have to travel quickly, it remains that there are a lot of payloads that don't have these issues. Solar-electric (and later nuclear-electric) propulsion provides an efficient though slow means of getting from LEO to lunar orbit. Landing on the Moon will still require some sort of high thrust to weight rocket (such as a chemical rocket).

      Finally, there are opportunities for in situ resource utilitization (or ISRU), that is, using local resources at your destination. They can range from the very simple (such as moving soil around and extracting oxygen from regolith for propellant and breathing) to manufacture of local tools using metals and ceramics mined from the Moon. For example, one could make a golf ball with mostly local materials (though it would obviously be a challenge to make a golf ball with similar properties to a terrestrial golf ball), completely negating the need to fly in a golf ball from Earth.

      Point is that we can't use the cost of Apollo to make accurate estimates of cost of doing things today. Access to space is a lot cheaper, but done via smaller sized rockets. There are different challenges that need to be addressed. We also have a variety of means to fly in space much more efficiently than a chemical rocket. Materials research has also improved a bit so our spacecraft would be a bit lighter and our electronics systems far more capable than Apollo era spacecraft.

  72. Re:Useless Piece of Crap by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    unless they use globalmojo [globalmojo.com] which gives non profits money when you surf {add-on or firefox mod}

  73. The somewhat easier way than sending one. by istartedi · · Score: 1

    1. Use existing survey data to find spots on the moon where peaks are likely to contain good, solid rock.

    2. Launch laser into LEO.

    3. Carve monolith using precision control of the laser.

    4. ???

    5. Profit!

    I don't think we can do this now. We'd probably learn a lot building the control systems to target and move the laser. Some of the results of that research might really be profitable.

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  74. Let's Do It! by DudeFromMars · · Score: 1

    I got my $100 right here!

  75. Re:Useless Piece of Crap by mweather · · Score: 1

    Yeah, it's only the minimum wage equivalent of 13,000 man years. That's almost nothing.

  76. Re:Useless Piece of Crap by mweather · · Score: 0

    Why not just build some completely useless pyramids instead? All the benefits of the monolith, but you can actually visit the finished product.

  77. How about something more useful? by GodfatherofSoul · · Score: 1

    Like analogs to the Martian rovers? I watched a documentary a while back where there were was still information to be gleaned from surface rocks the Apollo astronauts never had a chance to collect.

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  78. Obvious flaw? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The monolith was pretty fraking huge, are there any rockets currently in production that could lift a payload that size to escape velocity?

    If there arn't (which I think is likely given the Saturn V factories were long ago converted to service the STS and nothing else ever got a lander the size of the LEM to the surface let alone a 27ft+ tall statue) and without the ability to buy a rocket from someone else this project would have to bare the full cost of development and capital overhead to produce a rocket from basically nothing. That would probably be several orders of magnitude more expensive than the half a billion dollars estimated by the author.

  79. Re:Useless Piece of Crap by mangu · · Score: 1

    Ironic, coming from a username pronounced "man goo" ;-)

    Be afraid, be very afraid of who you make fun of...

  80. Half a billion? by qmaqdk · · Score: 1

    That estimate seems very low. We probably couldn't restart the Shuttle programme for half a billion, and as it stands there are no rockets ready to lift anything to the moon.

    IANARS but my out-of-the-blue unqualified know-nothing-about-it guesstimate would be around 4 billion dollars. Maybe that's too low too.

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  81. Maybe feasibility isn't the real question... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Am I the only one who thinks this would be a bad idea?

    It's kind of like tattooing the moon.
    Once it's up there if we ever decide we don't like it, it would cost twice as much to get rid of.

    I liked the movie well enough. But I think this kind of turns the moon into a giant movie reference.
    That might be cool or funny now but what about a thousand years from now. What are our descendants going to think?

    I think that in all likelihood, if we did this, it would spend 100 years being funny and the moon's existence as a hollow joke about a species that couldn't band together to accomplish anything that matters.

    That's just my two cents though, sorry to be such a downer.

  82. Slashdot can be so boring... by theMassOfToe · · Score: 1

    People on Slashdot often exhibit a depressing lack of spirit when stories like this come up. Yes putting a monolith on the moon is pointless, but so was sending the Voyagers (or should that be 'V_ger') into space with a gold record and a picture of a naked man and woman on them (and don't tell me they'll be spotted by aliens in eons or something - a monolith on the moon is just as likely to be discovered by the next Neil Armstrong monkey astronaut). Big budget movies cost an insane amount of money and are mostly crap. I go and see them, but given the choice, I'd give my £15.00 ticket price to something like this - a lot more affecting, entertaining, and satisfying than Avatar or something. We (/. community) should support stuff like this! Rubbishing people's artistic ideas because they're not immediately practical or whatever is so easy, and lazy, and sometimes I reckon is down to sort of creative jealousy or something. Lift your nose from the keyboard, think of all the shit in the world, then think of the universe. Different scales - both important.

  83. Re:Useless Piece of Crap by DRJlaw · · Score: 1

    Yeah, it's only the minimum wage equivalent of 13,000 man years. That's almost nothing.

    It's easy to argue that an aggregate total of something should be appropriated by someone "in charge" for some worthy cause. I'd love 13,000 man years to be dedicated to solving major problems. More power to those involved.

    It's ridiculous to argue that all individual effort not directed to a worthy cause should be confiscated for redirection to a worthy cause. You may as well scrap any semblance of free will in our society. After all, the time spent calculating that total didn't contribute an iota to preventing people from dying, now did it? You bad, non-cause supporting person you. Heck, if you've ever slept in without needing to recover from an illness, we may as well declare that a crime against humanity -- just think of the aggregate loss in worthy-cause productivity.

    Look up the definition of hypocrisy. If you can't say that you've never engaged in an equally or even more frivolous activity, your criticism and the GGPs complaint fall pretty squarely within its bounds.

  84. Re:Useless Piece of Crap by bertok · · Score: 1

    ...could provide a fair number of jobs...

    You've been listening to the announcements of politicians too much!

    "Creating jobs" is often a synonym for "wasting money".

    Jobs that do not produce anything useful are 100% pure waste. Does this produce anything useful? No. Hence, those jobs are wasting the time of people that could otherwise be gainfully employed.

    At best, this could be construed as a publicly funded inefficient grant to the aerospace industry, but even then, a more productive use of that money would be to donate it directly to NASA earmarked for scientific exploration or something.

    For example, it would be much more useful and interesting overall to fund a probe to go to Europa. The mission would generate new and interesting scientific results and NASA would have to develop new technologies like cryobots. Those have practical applications on Earth such as mineral exploration under ice sheets. There's a reasonable chance that life could be discovered, which would be the most amazing scientific discovery ever made by man. Worth a couple of billion? Probably. Sending a slab of metal to the moon? No.

  85. lets screw with the past... by alanshot · · Score: 1

    Or maybe this is all just a plan along these lines:

    http://www.npr.org/blogs/krulwich/2011/01/04/132622672/could-it-be-spooky-experiments-that-see-the-future

    \for those a bit dense: we place the monolith after the fact to make it appear for a real-life "2001 a space odyssey" mission due to "leaks" in the space time continuum.

  86. Casinos with blackjack and hookers? by blankoboy · · Score: 1

    Stupid skintubes...

  87. Re:Useless Piece of Crap by Kilrah_il · · Score: 1

    Of course we don't spend all of our time on "worthy" causes, and obviously leisure, arts, recreation, sports and other non-productive activities have their place. OTOH, I have to agree that spending $500 million of a monolith to the Moon seems excessive. And yes, if we managed to bring so many people together on one cause, let's make it a bit more worthwhile than a Monolith.
    Or are we engaged in "compensating" :)

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  88. Re:Useless Piece of Crap by magarity · · Score: 1

    "Creating jobs" is often a synonym for "wasting money".

    Jobs that do not produce anything useful are 100% pure waste. Does this produce anything useful?

    Yes, it provides satisfaction to the people who contribute. You miss the point that entertainment is a perfectly valid economic product. A concert, once finished, production no "thing" but the musicians provided a service and the audience was entertained. A concert (or play, or poetry recital) is 100% legit private sector economic activity, not wasting money. This project would fall in along the same lines.

  89. How about just create real space infrastrucure? by Paul+Fernhout · · Score: 1

    http://oscomak.net/ could go far for half a billion US dollars (my site).

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  90. Re:Useless Piece of Crap by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How would you spend it then? About the only thing I can think of where $500 million might have an impact would be a mass sterilization program. It would cut down on the dying and people like you wouldn't reproduce.

    WIN! WIN!

    There will always be people dying, that's what we do, no way to stop that, but putting something on the Moon now that is an excellent idea. Especially if it was done by just regular people.

    That is what we call inspiring. Maybe once they do that then solving hard problems, like say cancer, might not seem so difficult.

  91. Re:Useless Piece of Crap by Joe+Tie. · · Score: 1

    Dude, I've been homeless. I'm actually a bit worried that I might be again within the span of a few months. And having been there, I'm giving serious consideration to suicide if that becomes a certainty. And even I think you need to lighten up. The solutions to world hunger, saving the sick and dying, etc, just aren't there. And throwing money at that particular problem isn't going to do anything. Throwing money at not having a monolith on the moon however, might solve that problem. When I had money I used much of it to just buy food for various homeless people around town, or if I had more to at least try to provide what I could to get them back on their feet. Sometimes it went well, sometimes not, and most of the time I have no idea what the end effect was. But even when I was doing that, I'd have chipped in a bit to this kind of thing. People who live and breathe charity, who let it dominate them, tend to become hollow shells of a person. Keeping yourself going is itself a charity as well, and maintaining a sense of humor is important to everyone.

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  92. Re:Useless Piece of Crap by Joe+Tie. · · Score: 1

    I've worked with enough charities that I eventually decided that I don't give money to them without a huge amount of research beforehand. Between those that are outright corrupt, and those that are ruined by internal politics, it can be hard to find anything real. I vastly prefer just giving it directly to the homeless without a middle man.

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  93. Re:Useless Piece of Crap by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Now my monitor smells like coffee...

  94. Re:Useless Piece of Crap by mweather · · Score: 1

    It's ridiculous to argue that all individual effort not directed to a worthy cause should be confiscated for redirection to a worthy cause.

    Agreed. Good thing we're talking about a collective effort.

  95. Re:Useless Piece of Crap by JWSmythe · · Score: 1

    It's easy to argue that an aggregate total of something should be appropriated by someone "in charge" for some worthy cause. I'd love 13,000 man years to be dedicated to solving major problems. More power to those involved.

        I think you're far overestimating the work power of 13,000 minimum wage "man years". McDonalds corp owns (err, employs) 166,358 workers in the United States (extrapolated from their published numbers). You can rest assured, the 13,000 "man years" are easily covered by folks happily making your BigMac and Fries. Would you like an ice-cold McShake or McApple McPi with that? (Pi intentionally spelled as such, to keep up with your side of the argument, which incidentally is the number of apple-like flavored slices included, and the number of grams of known carcinogens in a McDonalds apple pie)

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  96. Re:Useless Piece of Crap by JWSmythe · · Score: 1

    You forget the "fun" factor. Imagine what archeologists will be saying in a few thousand years about some oversized monument to some imaginary beings in the sky.

        Too bad we won't be around to hear it.

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